User blog:COKEMAN11/Abhorrent Fanfiction (feat. luschiawkna)

"I was bored?"

- OHF

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crihs wus on a dokc an beehine hem wus a sine thad sayd "caamp wuwanockwah" an than chrsi starrdead tallkin "helo peple an wellcume 2 totul dramma eylan 2, wii have 10 ahl-starz bakc fore anovur seesin." tha hoest than sayd "o heear iz ower verst conntestahnt bef"

bef got of tha bote wiv herr sootcays "hayei crhis miclainye is soh gud 2 c u agan"

"hiy bef arr u redy for totul dramma eylan 2 ahl straas?" crihs tOld to bef

bef triped an fel buet than sayd "yies i tih3p5k iy cahn wine"

"o o k gud wel heare is ower nest c0n13514n1 cornutey" hoest say

"cristy im heare to wing tha gaime becuz evry1else iznet a see eye tea" cornutey sayd

"hay yhal luschiawkna in zha howse" a big botoyolishcus gurrl sayd

"luschiawkna it iznt yur turnnn yet" crhis yeld.

den nouh wallked in "iz this totuld ramma eylan 2?" nouh had a buuk inn hiss han

crhis yeled at hime an sauyd "9274927"

nouh yiwnd "niver stpo reding bukz"

hever ven caym inn on a yakt "im here bishets"

crish den sayd "heafer noh cersin"

dunkin caym owt ov heaverz sootcais "i couldanta aford bote becase i loss milin"

"i jus got bac frum neaw zeelind" sad herild "an i kno it wasant my tern but i culdnt wayt to sea luschiawkna agin"

crihs was lukin at over en of dockc at over boat

A girl, with purple hair and tanned skin, was arriving on the boat. She sported an ancient-looking bracelet, and wore a gray tank top. As she stepped off of the boat, Chris took her hand and helped her off of the boat.

"Hello, everyone. My name is Quimberly."

"hoo ar yu" sayd dunkin

"Oh, I was invited back as a secret All-Star. I hope it's fun," Quimberly replied.

"well i vot u of firs becus i don no hou yuo are" nouh say

tha nex contesint was jusin but becuz he wus so hott tha camra avoydid hemm

athaer tha anover bote came an it had codee on itt "is seara her"

"no she bloo up plan" crhis sai

"k gud i don lik her anemoar" codee comnted

"Why don't you like Sierra, anymore?" Quimberly inquired, "I thought you two were the best of friends. Like, friends."

"nu she tryed to kiz me an i wub gwehn iss ue hear"

"nu bu i am her boifran" dunkin beet codee up

"oh tha lookz bad" chris said "we hav too medicalee evacu8 hihm noaw"

nouh stopd reedin an sayd "oh thas tha vurst tim som1 haz leff on episoadea wun"

"no i cwuit in wurld tower" dunkin said

"wel toon in to totl dramma eyelan 2 too see who go home aftr codee" crhis said

"i cant wate to get dis startd" luschiawkna sayd

"Neither can I. Game on!" Quimberly cheered.

-en of episo 1-