User blog:Slicer37/Total drama world tour episode one review/recap.

First off, TDWT is the best total drama season ever. Ever ever ever. None of the others even come close in my mind. Amazing character development, amazing story, and a amazing winner. I will never get why people hate it. But enough talk about how great is is, I'm going to rewatch each episode, adding my thoughts! I hope you all enjoy my summary of Walk Like an Egyptian part 1.

The episode starts with Chris being a jerk. It's like he takes "A-hole steroids" that somehow make him worse each season. Remember how he felt sorry for Justin in Not Quite Famous? Nowadays, the players are lucky he doesn't murder them on arrival.

He basically just gives us generic exposition for 30 seconds, before letting everyone walk off the bus. Oh, did I say walk? Well, my bad, I mean everyone but LeShawana walks off. She struts out of the bus. You know, because she's so much more important than everyone else. After the producers set up the love triangle, (that was already 100% set up last season, but this episode pretends that TDA doesn't exist so...yeah.) and a horribly unfunny quote from the most overrated comedy character in TD history (seriously, Noah isn't that funny. I wish Izzy was the comedy relief this season instead), we get introduced to Alejandro and Sierra. Alejandro is completely overshadowed by Sierra, who is an absolute riot. Why do people hate her again? Top 5 character for sure.

A little bit later, the contestants go on the plane, but not before Chris breaks about 15 different laws by hitting a 17-year old with a frying pan. Those must be some really good contracts.

Cut to commercial. After were're back, Chris tries to exposition some more, but I don't care. Why? Because the show is being hijacked by three gods; Heather, Tyler, and Ezekiel. All of them are hilarious this season, and I'm going to talk a lot about them, so get ready. But this episode I'm going to focus on Ezekiel, because this is his main episode. And after rewatching this episode, I have a question: Why the heck do people love TDI Zeke, and hate Gollum Zeke? He did nothing during TDI. Zombie Zeke is hilarious, so liking the first and hating the second doesn't make sense too me. Unfortunately for our toque wearing hero, Chris blantly breaks the rules by kicking him off the plane, likely seriously injuring him for life. How does this man have a job?

So right after the star of the episode gets uncermouinosly kicked off, they begin the very first musical number of the season, "Come Fly With Us." It's catchy and nice to hear, but kinda bland and forgettable. BTW, I'm not even going to go into the singing every episode thing, because I don't have all week.

The plane finally lands in Egypt, although by looking at Chris I think he would rather be in an Mayan Temple. We get introduced to the challenge "Over or Under?", which IMO is a really cool challenge. I would probably take over because of my rock climbing experience, but that's just me. So we start the challenge...NO! WE DON'T START IT! Because our toque wearing hero returns triumphantly! After he comes back, we start the challenge. Unfortunately, while the idea had promise, the execution was really tepid. Tyler gave us a couple of laughs, but that was it. It did give us the start of DJ's animal curse, but aside from that, the most interesting thing was the love triangle arguing. Note that I said interesting, not fun to watch.

Everyone makes it to the mat but G-D-C, where Zeke uses his politics to get a spot on team Victory. Ok, he probably should've asked for another team, but yo take what you can get. After Al gets owned twice, Chris makes the love triangle sing a reprise, and as we all know, DUNCANS DON'T SING. Going by that rule, Duncan rage quits. It would be a bit more impressive if he didn't feel the need to shout out "stuPID!" every two seconds like he's spitting on the pyramid. But Duncan quitting isn't the only thing that advances the plot. Cody gives us a stupid, annoying, and useless confessional about Gwen, furthering the fact that he's a useless, annoying, and stupid character. Ok, I'll take a minute to get off my Cody soap box here...

I'm back. The teams choose there names, leading to some hilarious dialogs with CIRRRRH, aka the best team ever. And you can tell the producers were laughing hysterically at the irony of team "Victory." Chris gives CIRRRRH and Amazon a goat and a camel respectivley, and "Victory" a stick. he does the nest time thing and we cut to credits.

Overall I'd give this episode an 8.5/10. Solid premier that let's us get to know the characters.

I hope you enjoyed this recap/review. You better have, considering it took me 4 hours to write this XD.