User blog comment:SpaceWeather/The New Annual Wiki Awards!/@comment-3530543-20131212224337

First of all, thank you a million, Space, for allowing stories from any year to compete. You have no idea how grateful I am for that.

And now for the self-nominations themselves...


 * Best Comedic Scene:
 * Hailee's impressions of the voted-off campers in Jkl's Total Drama Island
 * The brunette reveals her identity in An atmosphere
 * I have only written three actual stories and one of them was a gritty drama *weeps dramatically*
 * Best Dramatic Scene:
 * Heather's demise in Jkl's TDI
 * Izzy attacks the patriots in Ordinary Knives
 * I have only written three actual stories and one of them was a light comedy *weeps dramatically*
 * Best Original Illustration:


 * Most Detailed Story: An atmosphere.
 * Best Spelling/Grammar in a Story: I guess Courtney and Sierra's Very Personal Predicament is the only one I can hope doesn't have any glaring spelling/grammar mistakes.
 * Most Original Character Image: I need some clarification here. Does this award go to the best image (i.e. the one that is best-drawn, most detailed etc.) or the most original one (the one with the most unique/creative elements)? Because I don't think, for instance, that my best character image is my most original one. Maybe there should be separate categories for each merit. If that's not happening, then I'm submitting two different images, one for each scenario.
 * This is the one I'm nominating in case the main criterion is overall quality:


 * And this is the one I'm nominating in case the main criterion is originality:

"Look, Chris McLean," Heather says to Katie and Sadie. "Oh," says Sadie. "What?" asks Heather. "I was kinda hoping a woman would host." "Please don't tell me you've been reading those magazines at the dentist again," says Katie. "Hey, it's not my fault if we live in an un-egalitarian society," Sadie states; Katie rolls her eyes. "Um," Heather says to herself. "Guess they're not the same person." "Do you think I'm an idiot or something?" "Yes, you are an idiot. And you know what? I kinda liked you at first, but now you've gone too far. You might think I'm like all the other girls you've kissed, but I'm not like this. I'm not a bucket of hormones who feels attracted to any guy who takes off his shirt. I don't know if you know what this is like, but I have a brain. And getting a girl with a brain is about more than just teasing her and saying dirty things with subliminal messages. Sorry, Duncan, but you are not a dating mastermind. Next time you think about kissing someone smarter than you, consider that this person might be smarter than you." Courtney gets up and walks off the boathouse, raging. Duncan is shocked.
 * Most Imaginative Story Premise: Does Total Drama: Pointless and Random count as a story? If not, nevermind this item. (Also, thank you Rhonda for nominating TDSA here. :3)
 * Best Competition Story: Jkl's Total Drama Island. Eh.
 * Best Original Male Character in a Competition Story: Is Gary Stu Leonard even worth nominating? Oh, what the heck. Leonard.
 * Best Original Female Character in a Competition Story: Hailee. I really wish I had made more progress in TDSA by now.
 * Best Portrayal of a Canon Character in a Competition Story: Umm... screw it. Beth in Jkl's Total Drama Island.
 * Best Couple/Romantic Pairing in a Competition Story: Beth and Cody? Again, just throwing it in for the heck of it.
 * Best Comedic Quote in a Competition Story: Oh, dear. This, I guess:
 * [Katie, Sadie and Heather's] boat arrives at last.
 * Best Dramatic Quote in a Competition Story: Not particularly dramatic, but...
 * [Duncan has just given Courtney a surprise kiss, and she slapped him and leaned away]
 * Best Confessional Scene: Beth's in Jkl's Total Drama Island.

There are a few more categories to go, but I have to take a break.