Totally Dramatic Island

The Campers
1. Robert

2. Sam

3. Morgan

4. Chandler

5. Plat

6. TCF

7. LF

8. Mrodd

9. Roy

10. Cod

11. Draven

12. Kev

13. TDAddict

14. Elenaz

15. Harriet

16. Rhonda

17. Jake

18. Reddy

19. Evil

20. Oat

21. Seth

22. Max

Chapter One-Welcome To Camp Wawanakwa
The camera pans in on the legendary Chris McClean, who is standing on a dock."Welcome, to Camp Wawanakwa. Here, twenty-two campers will compete in challenges for the grand prize of $100,000 dollars. Each week, all but one camper will recieve a marshmallow. Let's meet our contestants!"

A boat comes up, and a friendly-looking person gets off."Hey, Chris. My name's Mrodd!"

Chris smiles."I'll pretend I care. And we have TCF, AKA Britty."

A boat comes up, and a girl steps off."Hi, guys!"

Mrodd smiles."Wanna be friends?"

Before she can answer, the next boat pulls up. A guy jumps off."Hey, all! Catch!" He throws his suitcase to Mrodd, who tries to catch it. It hits him in the groin.

Chris laughs."Good stuff. This is Robert." Robert walks over to the group.

The next boat pulls up, and a guy in all red steps off."My name is Reddy." He steps off and walks over.

Another boat pulls up, and a nice-looking girl steps off."My name is LF, and I am in it to win it!"

Chris smiles."I like the enthusiam. Our next contestan is Jake!"

Yet another guy arrives. He is smiling, and wearing jeans and a pink shirt."Hi, guys. :3"

Robert high fives him."I love pink!"

Jake returns the favor."I know right?"

Another boy gets on the docks."I'm Plat, and I..." He sees TCF and goes into a trance. He stumbles over, staring at her.

The next boat arrives. Reddy walks up and picks up a box of Oatmeal."This is a contestant?"

Chris laughs."There was a kid named Oatmeal, but this was way funnier!"

A girl steps off."My name is Rhonda! Nice to meet you!" She walks over to the group.

Another guy arrives."I am not very social, even though I am a sex god. So don't pester me." LF and Rhonda roll their eyes.

Chris smiles."This is Sam."

Two new people arrive on the next boat."My name is Draven. This is Kev." They walk over to the group.

A weirdo gets off the next boat."My name is Evil, don't *beep* with me. What!? I can't say *beep*. What about *beep*. Fine, lemme try the worst curse word ever! Justin Bieber!....Nothing."

A boy arrives playing a 3DS."I got all of the new games! It is so cool!"

Chris grins."No technology here! Put all electronics in this bin." Everyone groans and gives up their technology.

The boy complains."Aw,man. I'm Cod."

A nerdy kid in glasses arrives."I'm Roy." No one greets him.

Another kid in glasses arrives."I'm Chandler!"

Robert smiles."Hey,dude! Name's Robert." Everyone greets Chandler. Roy storms over to Chris.

A kid with scars arrives."My name is Morgan. wanna hear a joke?"

TCF replies."Sure!"

Morgan smiles."Your mom." Everyone stares blankly at him.

Chris laughs."We might have our first out right here."

Morgan frowns and walks over.

Yet another boy arrives."I'm Max. Nice to meet you." He high fives everyone and sits down.

A girl arrives."My name is Harriet. How are you all?"

Robert smiles."Just fine."

Draven runs up and shows her a horror comic."Like it?" Harriet pushes him to the ground.

Kev runs over to Draven, but trips, and lands on him.

Another boy arrives."My name is TDAddict. Weird, but it sounded cool to my parents."

Mrodd walks up."You seem familiar. Maybe it is my imagination."

Harriet smiles. She turns to Sam, who is flexing at her."Weirdo!" She walks off.

Sam frowns."She wasn't my type anyway." Jake puts a hand on his shoulder, but Sam moves away.

Another boat arrives."My name is Seth. I am here to make friends, and.."

Sam interrupts."Nobody cares." Seth frowns and walks over.

Rhonda frowns."Jerk." Sam shrugs.

A girl arrives."I am Elenaz. I signed up for this reality show, for one reason."

Chris frowns."And?"

Elenaz smiles."I signed up for this reality show, stating I can win 10 million, but I have to lose a reality show. A second chance thing. So, I quit. Bye!" A helicopter arrives, and Elenaz gets on it."Bye, suckers!"

Chris frowns."Now we only have 21 competitors. Oh, well. To the mess hall!"

They arrive at the mess hall, where Chef is speaking."I will serve this 3 times a day. And you will eat it, 3 times a day. Got it?"

Harriet speaks up."Mine is moving." Chef pounds it with a mallet. Everyone else frowns.

Chris gathers the campers back at the docks."Okay. Robert, Mrodd, Jake, Reddy, TDAddict, Plat, TCF, LF, Cod, Morgan, and Chandler are the Killer Bass! Which means the Screaming Gophers are Evil, Oat, Max, Seth, Sam, Roy, Draven, Kev, Harriet, and Rhonda. They would have had Elenaz, but too late. Tomorrow is the first challenge! Be ready!"

The campers all went to bed. Chris faced the camera."Will the Gophers live one short? Will the Bass fall flat? And will there ever be an exciting moment? Find out next time, on TOTAL....DRAMA...ISLAND!"

Chapter Two-Wawanakwa Wild!
The campers are shown asleep in their cabins. The camera follows a seagull with trash caught around its neck fly into the camera. The camera hits the ground, and the vision fades out.

It fades back in with Chris and the campers in the lunchroom."Alright, campers. Today's challenge is gonna be fun. I'm gonnas strand you in the middle of the forest, and then you have to make your way back. Last camper back here loses for their team. And nighty-night!" The campers are tranquilized.

Mrodd awakens near Chandler and Morgan."Guys, get up! We need to win this!"

Chandler replies."I'm too tired."

Mrodd yells."We just slept for eight hours! Now move!"

Chandler stands up, grumbling."I hate you."

Mrodd, tears welling up, runs into the forest. Morgan walks up."Harsh,dude."

Chandler shrugs."I was joking!?" Morgan walks away.

Reddy awakens. He looks on his stomach to see a gerbil."Why is this here? Shoo!" The gerbil jumps up and flies away."So awesome!"It lands in a tree. "Come here, little fellow." He climbs up to grab the gerbil, but it flies away. Reddy lunges, and catches it, but plummets. As he plummets, the gerbil escapes his grasp, and goes back up in the tree."Ow....." Reddy says, clearly in pain. The gerbil flies down and lands on his hand.

Plat, LF, Jake, and Robert, meanwhile, are seen walking towards the direction of camp.

Jake pipes up."Glad I had that compass?"

Plat says,"Yep."

LF agrees."You know it!"

Robert takes the lead."Let's just hope the others are smart like us." They continue walking, where they spot camp."Easy as pie." Robert points out.

Robert, LF, and Plat hug Jake and they run to the lunchroom. There, they see Reddy, covered in branches."I got back early. Chef threw me into a grove near here. I could smell his terrible cooking."

An axe flies just above Reddy's head."What did you say about my cooking, boy?" Chef asks angrily.

Reddy looks down."How great it was?" Chef nods and walks away.

Mrodd storms into the lunch room, crying."Th-, h-, Chandler was mean to me!"

LF frowns."What did he do?"

Mrodd,still crying, answers."He said he hated me."

LF frowns even harder."Oh, no. He is gonna pay."

Jake asks,"How?"

LF smiles."I saw a red ant hill outside." Mrodd, Jake, and LF grin evilly at each other.

3 hours pass....

Morgan and Chandler finally arrive at the lunchroom. They get in, to see their teammates asleep.

Morgan turns to Chandler."Wanna fall asleep?" He sees Chandler is already asleep."Okay,then."

Cod and TDAddict are being chased by a bear."Why did we eat those berries?"Cod yells.

TDAddict replies."We were hungry?" They continue running into the forest.

All of the Gophers are seen together. Sam and Roy are arguing."I got all of them together, Roy, and I know where camp is!"

Roy scoffs."Sam, I know where the fricking camp is!"

Sam smirks."Apparently, you don't. It is that way." He points to the north.

Roy stomps his feet."Fine, we go seperate ways. And when I get there first, you will will get voted out for making us lose!"

Sam smirks again."Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night." Sam leaves towards north with his team, while Roy heads south.

1 Hour Later...

TCF is walking lost in the forest. She bumps into Roy."Oh, sorry! I was heading north."

Roy laughes."Well, you are going south."

TCF pulls out a compass."This says that way is north."

Roy facepalms."Crap!" He turns around."Come on, we better hurry!" They run towards the camp.

1 hour later...

Sam and his troop arrive at camp."Knew it. That Roy is an idiot."

Evil gets a spoon, and prepares to eat Oatmeal. Sam grabs Oatmeal out of his hands."What was that for?"

Sam facepalms."This box of Oatmeal is our teammate! Don't eat him!"

Evil nods."Alright." He waits till Sam walks away and contiues eating Oatmeal.

Roy and TCF are rushing towards the campsite."Crap, we gotta hurry." Roy trips. TCF continues running. Roy gets up and hurries as fast as he can.

In the lunchroom, the doors open, and TCF runs inside. The Gophers groan."We lost. Great, Roy." Sam gripes.

Roy runs in."Wait up!" He sees the Bass begin their celebration, and looks at the disapproving looks on his teammates' faces."Crap!"

At the elimination ceremony, Chris is seen with a plate of marshmallows, standing in front of the Screaming Gophers.."Tonight, all but one of you will recieve a marshmallow. The one who does not recieve a marshmallow, must walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and never come back. EVER! The first marshmallow goes to...Seth. Draven. Kev. Max. Rhonda. Harriet. Evil. Oatmeal. Sam, Roy, the final marshmallow goes to...................Sam! Big shocker, huh?"

Roy stands up."Screw this!"He storms off. The box that used to contain Oatmeal spills over.

Chris shouts,"Who ate him?"

Evil raises his hand."Sorry, I love Oatmeal."

Chris is red in the face."Well, guess what!? You are out! For eating a fellow contestant, you are disqualified."

Roy smiles."I can stay?"

Chris refuses."No way! That box will continue to compete until it is voted out. Evil, Roy, get out of here! Now!"

Evil and Roy run to the Boat of Losers. Chris turns around."I am too angry to log out. Bye!" He knocks the camera to the ground, ending the episode.

Chapter Three-Romeo and Harriet
Chris walks in front of the screen. He smiles to the camera."Last time, on Total....Drama....Island! Sam and Roy had a tiff, and in the end, they lost because of Roy. The Gophers voted him out. Evil ate his teammate Oatmeal, leading to his disqualification. Will the Gophers last much longer? Or will they fall one by one? Find out today!"

The theme song plays.

The weakened Gophers team is seen sitting alone outside. Sam stands up. "We have to win, we cannot allow our losing streak to continue!" Rhonda nods in agreement.

Harriet stands up."How can we win, we are three short, and one of our teammates is an empty bowl of Oatmeal."

Draven and Kev are seen talking. Draven frowns. "I'm bored, wanna prank these guys?" Kev smiles evilly. Draven continues. "Once we figure out the challenge, this will be so fun!"

Max is seen alone. Seth walks over."You alright, dude?"

Max turns to him."Yeah, I guess. I just feel ignored and all. I am quiet, but that is not my fault. I just have very few friends because of it."

Seth frowns."I can be your friend." Max looks at him, and starts to smile.

Max turns to his team."I really hope we win one, soon. I would really hate to be eliminated so soon. Especially with this loser team."

The Killer Bass are then shown. Reddy smiles."Our team did great in the first challenge. We need to keep this up!"

LF nods."Yeah, how can we lose? All the other team has is that pale kid, Sam."

Mrodd is sitting next to Jake and Robert."Guys, ever seen Survivor? I think we should have, you know, an alliance. A Nice Guy Alliance! What do you say?"

Jake smiles."Sure, sounds like fun."

Robert looks over at Mrodd."Sure, Mrodd, sounds nice." Morgan and Chandler are seen asleep.

Plat is seen with TDAddict, Cod, and TCF."I so could have won that challenge by myself." Plat boasts.

TDAddict facepalms."It was a team challenge. You couldnt have."

Cod smiles."Whatever, we won, case closed. Now if we can keep this up, it will be great."

TCF smiles."Addict, so what if Plat is silly? It's...cute." Plat smiles weirdly and passes out. TCF looks on in shock."What did I say?"

Addict notices a bite mark on Plat's leg."He got bit by a spider! Where is the nurse?"

Chef walks up in a nurse outfit, picks Plat up, and walks away."I hate my job. And my life." Addict looks off, surprised.

Chris is heard on the megaphones."All contestants to the acting stage! On the double!"

The contestants are seen near the stage. Chris is on top, dressed like a producer."Very simple. One member of each team will be putting on an act of Romeo and Juliet. The rest will be deicded later. So..any volunteers?" Harriet raises her hand, as does Jake."Can either of you act?"

Harriet nods."Yes." Jake nods as well.

The teens are seen setting up the show. Plat is carried over by Chef."He will be fine, just a little woozy." Plat is seen trying to talk.

Draven and Kev get together."Kev, I have the idea. When they go to do the big scene, we pour corn syrup on them, like the stuff they used in that scary movie, Marie." Kev nods. They are seen stealing a tub of it from the kitchen and making it red.

Later, the big scene is shown. Addict looks to Chris."How will you decide a winner?"

Chris shrugs."Whoever sucks the least, duh." Addict gulps.

The balcony scene is shown. Harriet and Jake are shown. As they are about to kiss, Draven says,"Now!" Kev pours the corn syrup on them. Harriet screams and slips over the balcony onto Jake. The set begins to fall apart, leaving a giant mess.

Chris applauds, laughing."That was hilarious!"

Reddy and Sam look to Chris."Who won!?" They say simultaneously.

Chris smiles."Nobody, you both sucked. Both teams to elim!"

Most of the Bass are shown."One of the slackers go today!" Reddy pipes up. The team agrees, and they head off.

Sam is seen yelling at Draven and Kev."You think that was funny? We lost cause of you two! Tonight, one of you is gone!" Sam does the neck slicing motion and leaves.

The Gophers are seen at the elimination grounds."Chris; you guys know the drill by now. Marshmallows go to...Sam, Harriet, Rhonda, Oatmeal, Seth, and Max. Kev, Draven, final one goes to.....Draven! Kev, time to go."

"Me?" Kev asks.

Sam nods."At least Draven is creative." Kev leaves for the Boat.

The Bass arrive."We have to vote one off, right?"

Chris smiles."Wrong. I got a call that says that Oatmeal can only compete as Oatmeal, not just a box. So Oatmeal and Kev are eliminated."

Sam turns red."YOU are sabotaging my team! You are a cheating little-" Chef tranquilizes him.

Chris smirks."Will the Gophers pull off a win? Will the Bass ever lose? And do I care? Yes, I get paid for these lose- er, contestants. Find out next time on....Total...Drama...ISLAND!"

Chapter Four-The Revenge of DodgeBrawl
Sam is seen being thrown into the Gophers cabin. He turns around and flips Chef off, who slams the door in his face."Chris is sabotaging my team! I know it! I just know it! I can prove it!"

The Gophers stare at Sam like he is nuts. Harriet goes over to help him up."Dude, you need to relax or something. Get some rest, feel better." She tries to help him up, but he pushes her away.

Sam grunts, and gets up."I will prove this!" Sam runs off to Chris's cabin.

Harriet walks over to the table where Rhonda and Draven are sitting."I think he finally lost it, guys."

Rhonda shrugs."Nothing we can do but win the next challenge, I guess."

Draven is sulking."I guess....."

Rhonda looks over."Are you alright?"

Draven continues to sulk."All right? My team hates me now. I just wanted to play a little prank like my brother does to me...I really miss him...."

Harriet smiles."Oh....homesickness. I understand. I forgive you, Draven. I am homesick too, we all are." She looks to Rhonda, who nods in agreement. Draven smiles, and they have a group hug, although Draven looks away.

Seth and Max are seen talking."Sam is pretty messed up right now." Seth pipes up.

Max nods."Yeah, we may need a new team leader. Like....you."

Seth smiles and walks to the middle of the room."Okay, guys. We need a new team leader while Sam is incapacitated. I nominate myself."

An intern walks in."You suck!"

Seth yells."And who are you!?"

The intern laughs."My name is Herman, I am new here. All I know is, your team sucks."

Seth frowns."Who asked you?"

Herman smiles."An idiot named Seth."

Seth frowns more."Where is he!? I swear I will kick his....wait a minute!" Herman leaves the room laughing loudly.

Harriet raises her hand."I can lead us!" Everyone but Seth says Agreed, and Seth sits down grumbling.

Meanwhile, at the Bass cabin......

Jake, Reddy, and Mrodd are playing cards when Robert and LF walk up."Can we play?" LF asks.

Jake smiles."Sure, but this is Texas Hold-Em." He passes out the cards."If we smoke you, don't complain when-" LF pulls off a royal flush."Umm....HOW?!"

LF smiles and an ace falls from her sleeve."Cheater!" Jake accuses. An ace falls out of his sleeve."Okay.....new game. Go Fish, anyone?"

Cod and Addict are seen talking with Plat and TCF. Addict pipes up."We haven't lost once. My team rules."

"Your team?" Cod asks.

Addict smiles."Yes, my team. I think I could be a good leader!"

"How so?" Plat asks.

"I got cookies!" Addict replies. The other three laugh.

TCF smiles."At least Plat is not injured from that spider bite."

Plat smiles."Yeah, I am glad I am still alive."

The inside of the bathroom confessional is seen. Plat walks in."I don't like TCF! I just think she is funny, and all. And sweet and stuff. Shut up." Plat walks out, looking annoyed and blushing.

TCF enters the confessional."Plat is nice and all, I hope we can be good friends."

Cod enters the confessional."My team is so great. They are all nice and awesome. Except for the slackers."

Morgan and Chandler are seen asleep.

Addict is in the confessional."Is this really a confessional? I mean, come on. This is national tv, like I am actually gonna say my true thoughts to millions of people."

Sam is outside of Chris's cabin and listens in."Tomorrow is dodgeball, it will be so fun! Eleven versus six, the Gophers are so screwed. Again." Sasm hears Chris, and he gets a sinister look.

The 17 teens are seen at a court. Chris is holding a dodgeball."Today is good-old fashioned American dodgeball. If you throw the ball, the other person needs to dodge it, or catch it. You get hit, you sit out. You catch it, the thrower is out, and one of your team gets back in.

The bass go to one side, the Gophers to the other. Chef, the referee, blows thw whistle. The Gophers quickly get all 5 dodgeballs. The Bass are stunned. Sam throws one and hits Morgan, while Rhonda hits Chandler. They sit out.

Robert is stunned."How did you-" He is interrupted.

Sam smirks."We practiced all night. I heard Chris mention this."

Reddy glares at Chef."Red, do something."

Chef shrugs."Not in the rules, now play."

Robert and Harriet hit each other in the face. Mrodd hits Seth and Max, but gets hit by Sam. Rhonda tosses a ball at TCF, but Plat dramatically flies in the way and catches it. Rhonda sits out, and Plat gets Robert back in. Sam and Draven high five. They begin a tyrade, getting LF, TCF, Reddy, and Cod out. Addict, Jake, and Robert stare down Sam and Draven.

Draven runs up and hits Addict, but Robert hits him in the face. Sam throws his last ball at Robert, hitting him. Jake gets prepared, grabs a ball, and charges at Sam. He throws the ball as hard as he can, and hits Sam in the chest."We won! I did it!" Jake exclaims.

"Not quite. You stepped over the line, you are out. Gophers win. Bass, to your first elimination." The team glares at Jake.

At the elimination ceremony, Chris is seen with a plate of marshmallows, standing in front of the Killer Bass."Tonight, all but one of you will recieve a marshmallow. The one who does not recieve a marshmallow, must walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and never come back. EVER! The first marshmallow goes to.......Reddy. Robert. Addict. Cod. LF. TCF. Chandler. Plat, and.......Mrodd." The nine teens grab their marshmallows.

"Morgan, you are really lazy, dude. Jake, you lost it for your team. The final marshmallow goes to...............................................................................................................................Jake! Morgan, time to go." Chef tosses the sleeping Morgan onto the boat. The Bass all smile at Jake.

"Scare the crap out of me, why don't you?" Jake complains. The entire team, minus Chandler, get into a group hug.

Chapter Five-Who's Got No Talent?
Sam is seen celebrating with his teammates."we finally won, thanks to Jake screwing up. Now to keep this up!"

Harriet stands up."To our beautiful teamwork!"

Rhonda is smiling nearby."If we can keep this up, we can make final six as a team."

Seth and Max are talking."We did it, dude." Seth says.

Max high fives him."Yep!"

Max is seen in confessional."Seth is such a good friend. I am really happy to be on a team with him. And we are finally out of our losing slump, so maybe things are picking up around here."

Draven is outside watching the stars. Harriet walks out to greet him."Draven, we are celebrating inside. You are welcome to join us."

Draven smiles."I would rather just look at the stars for now." Harriet smiles and walks off.

Draven is in the confessional."Harriet is really nice, you know? She gets me, amd all that junk."

The Killer Bass are then seen. Jake is sitting alone. Addict and Cod are eating some yucky mess Chef made. Robert walks over to Jake."I know you did not lose on purpose, Jake. You were just trying to win it for us."

Jake smiles."Thanks, Robert. You are a true friend. I only work hard in challenges because I don't think you all lik me that much."

Robert smiles."Oh, hush. One screw-up does not warrant an elimination. Besides, you actually try."

Jake smiles and they hug.

Mrodd walks over."Yay, friends!" They get in a group hug.

Plat and TCF are looking at the stars."I wonder if there are aliens as awesome as us." Plat says.

TCF replies."They wish." They laugh."Besides, if they were alive, we would probably know by now."

Plat nods in agreement,"Maybe, but who knows? The unknown is creepy, but also fun to think about."

LF and Reddy are relaxing in lawn chairs."This is the life." LF says.

Reddy nods."My flying gerbil and I think so." Reddy's flying gerbil flies onto his chest."There you are."

LF laughs."You are so weird. Which is why I think you are a good friend." LF and Reddy smile at each other.

Robert is seen gathering braches on the ground. He bumps into Harriet."Oh, sorry. I need to watch where I am going."

Harriet laughs."Me, too. Why are you gathering wood?"

Robert replies."I am going to have a little campfire with smores."

Harriet smiles."Save me one, kay?"

Robert nods."Sure." Draven is seen watching from the bushes.

Chandler is seen asleep.

Addict asks Cod,"Why do you not talk much, and stuff?"

Cod replies."You don't do much, either. Besides, I am a shy person. Few people talk to me at my school."

Addict is shocked."But you are funny, and a great person to talk to."

Cod smiles."So are you."

Addict smiles."And don't you forget it!"

The sixteen teens are seen in front of a stage. Chris smiles."Teams, pick three people to do a talent. Chef will decide the winner. Go!"

Reddy looks at his team."So who-"

Jake interrupts."Let me do it!"

Reddy facepalms."Jake, who else?" Addict and Robert both raise their hands."Get in there, you two."

Meanwhile, Sam picks Harriet, Seth, and Rhonda.

Rhonda goes first. She juggles, but drops the bowling ball on Chris's foot, getting an 8 from Chef, to Chris's displeasure."That was Rhonda....next, and no painful acts, please." Chris says.

Addict does some stand-up comedy, but when that fails, he beatboxes off the stage and gets a 7. Seth sings, off key, and gets a 4. Robert shows off nunchuk skills, but is distracted by Harriet, and hits himself in the kiwis, getting a 5.

Chris smiles."Scores are tied, next!"

Harriet gets up and beautifully sings Silent Night. Everyone claps, even Chandler.Jake gets on stage, and pulls out a whistle."I can teach a bear tricks!" He blows the whistle, and a large brown bear appears. The bear chases him. He trips, and the bear jumps over him towards TCF. Plat intervenes, and gets mauled.

Chris, shoots the bear with a tranquilizer."And....the Gophers pull off another win!"

The Bass are seen talking. Plat is bandaged up, and in a wheelchair.

Chandler is alone, and Reddy talks to him."Vote out that idiot, Jake. We need a strong team, understand? We all have hopes and dreams, we need to stay strong." Chandler gives him a thumbs up, but when Reddy walks away, he sighs.

The Bass are seen at the elimination ceremony."Loser leaves, never comes back, got it? The marshmallows go to....Robert. LF. TCF. Mrodd. Reddy. Addict. Cod. Chandler. Jake, you screwed up majorly, again. Plat, you are now crippled,for a while, at least."

Jake is seen in the confessional."I am gonna miss my team."

Chris grins evilly."Last marshmallow goes to.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Pla-"

Chandler interrupts."Wait! I have been really lazy, and a bad teammate. So I quit. Jake deserves to stay more than I."

Chris frowns."Fine, kill my dramatic moment, why don't you? This was actually a reward, but fine, see ya." Chandler facepalms.

The team have a group hug before Chandler is taken to the Boat of Losers.

Chapter Six-The Return of Jaws
The Gophers are seen celebrating."We did it again, team! We got rid of all the dead weight, once and for all!" Sam speaks up.

Rhonda stands up."Yeah, we are finally gonna own this game!"

Draven stands up next."My prank set us back, but now we can win!"

Seth and Max stand up."And we will!" The two say simultaneously.

Harriet is outside looking at the stars. Robert walks over and hands her a smore."You did want one, right?"

Harriet smiles."Yeah, thanks." She grabs the smore, and takes a bite."Wow, this tastes really good!"

Robert smiles."My mom told me to add a little ingredient to make it taste better."

Harriet smiles back."She is a good cook."

"Was." Robert says, looking down.

Harriet looks surprised."Oh, sorry....I didn't know."

Robert smiles again."Not your fault. Anyways, you better head back to your team before they find you in cahoots with the enemy."

Harriet smiles, and heads back to her team's campsite.

Robert heads back to the Killer Bass cabin. He walks in."Back, guys."

Jake turns to see him."Hey, Robert. Glad you're back. Wanna play 21?"

Robert smirks."Sure, I feel lucky." Jake hands him two cards, a queen and an ace."Hit me!" Then Robert realizes he already has 21, and facepalms. Jake hands him a king, then plays a 20.

Jake grins."Beat that!" Robert plays his 21."Oh, come on!" Jake flips the cards to the ground."52-card pick-up, anyone?" Robert walks over to Mrodd. Jake starts picking up the cards, grumbling in the meanwhile.

Mrodd, LF, and Reddy are talking."We need to pull off a win, soon, guys. I mean, we were destroying them! We just have to team up and turn this around."

"Said the guy who can walk." Plat says, still in the wheelchair.

Reddy blushes."Blame Jake, he did it!"

Jake stands up."At least I tried, our so-called team leader!"

Reddy and Jake glare, and Mrodd and Robert hold them back."No fighting, guys!" Mrodd states."We have to work as a team if we want to overcome our enemies.

LF smiles."Yeah, we can totally do this!"

TCF walks in and goes over to Plat."Stop instigating your team, you are already hurt."

Plat frowns."And you almost were. I hope you are more careful in the future."

TCF smiles."Don't worry, I will be." Plat and TCF smile.

Cod and Addict are outside talking."Well, Addict, we lost. But we can win if we do our best, right?"

Addict smiles."Sure, buddy. You are really optimistic, huh?"

Cod frowns."Now I am. I used to be an incredibly pessimistic kid. I went to counseling, but it helped little. But then I met my friend, Charlie, and I became an optimist."

Addict frowns, and then he smiles."Just know, you are my friend, too." Cod and Addict hug.

The next day, the fiveteen teens are seen on a boat in the middle of the lake. Chris grins."Alright, the challenge is simple. The first team to get back to the island wins. Since the Gophers have less people, they go fifteen seconds late. Last team to have all members back vote someone off."

Plat yells."I am fricking crippled!"

Chris laughs evilly."Not my problem! GO!" Chef blows a whistle, and the Bass launch into the water."And watch out for the sharks!"

Mrodd's eyes get wide."Meep."

15 seconds pass, and the Gophers start swimming.

Minutes later,everyone is on land except for Plat, Jake, Mrodd, Harriet, Robert, and Reddy. Reddy's flying gerbil flies to him, and lands on his shoulder."Not now, this is a challenge!"

A shark is seen behind Reddy. Chris, on the boat near Herman, and Chef, sees it through binoculars."Sucks to be him."

Mrodd reaches land. Robert reaches land, and looks back to see Harriet struggling with a shark. Robert looks worried.

Reddy speeds up, but his gerbil falls into the water. Plat starts beating a shark with his chair, and Jake pulls themonto land. Harriet and Reddy are the only ones left to reach land.

Reddy screams,"My gerbil!" He goes back, punches the shark in the face, grabs his gerbil. He swims to land, smiles, looks up, and frowns as he sees the Gophers celebrating and carrying Harriet off to their campsite.

Chris grins, and gets out a bullhorn."Bass, to elimination. Again." Herman, shocked by the loudness, falls into the water, and is eaten by a shark."Poor intern."

The Bass are seen at the elimination grounds. Chris has a plat with eight marshmallows on it."Loser leaves, blah blah blah. Marshmallows go to...............................Robert. Mrodd LF, TCF, Addict, and Cod. Plat, Jake, Reddy. Next one goes to..............Reddy!" Reddy claims his marshmallow, and Plat and Jake exchange worried looks."The final marshmallow goes to........................" Chris picks up the marshmallow and throws it to Plat. Robert and Mrodd groan.

Plat smiles, and Jake looks devastated. Chris smirks."Give that to Jake for me, understand?" Plat hands Jake the last marshmallow."Yep, in a 4-3-2 vote, Plat has been eliminated. See ya." TCF wheels Plat to the Boat of Losers.

"I am gonna miss you, Plat." TCF says. She hugs Plat, and throws him onto the boat, wheelchair and all. The boat heads off into the night, and TCF begins to cry.

Chapter Seven-The Fast, the Furious, and the Failures
The six victorious Gophers are seen. Sam is gleaming at his awesome team."Gys, our winning streak has continued. But it won't last forever, we need to be sure to only ever vote out a person that makes us lose. Agreed?"

Seth and Max say,"Agreed!" in unison.

Rhonda smiles, and walks over to Sam."Of course. You are the one who has led us to victory after victory. We owe everything to you."

Sam is seen in the confessional."That was.....weird."

Harriet and Robert are outside skipping rocks."Will our teams ever notice us out here?" Robert asks.

Harriet smiles."Probably too busy strategizing to notice."

Robert nods."Yeah, probably." Draven is seen watching them from the bushes.

"Either way, I enjoy the time we spend together." Robert says.

"As do I. But, it is getting late. See you tommorrow?" Harriet asks.

Robert smiles, gives her a thumbs-up, and heads back to his team's encampment.

Harriet skips merrily back to her campsite. Draven stealthily follows, until he accidentally walks into a tree, and an apple falls on his head. Harriet turns."Anyone there?" An owl hoots, and Harriet shrugs before continuing on. Draven grabs his face and jumps up and down, in pain.

LF, Jake, and Reddy are playing Blackjack."Dang it!" Jake exclaims."I suck at all card games!"

LF puts her hand on his shoulder."Maybe you should play solitaire."

Reddy smiles."War, anyone?" Jake hands him the deck, and he shuffles like a pro.

Jake is in awe."Let LF do it!" Reddy shrugs, and hands her the cards. LF shuffles them even more dramatically. Jake facepalms."Will I ever win?"

Mrodd and TCF are talking."I'm sorry Plat is gone, but he was injured. His condition could have gotten critical if he stayed." Mrodd explains.

TCF wipes away a tear."I know, but still...You two are my best friends here, I think it is sad to see either of you go!"

Mrodd hugs her."I don't plan on leaving soon, TCF." TCF and Mrodd smile, and look into each other's eyes.

"Lovebirds much?" Robert says, walking in, and killing the moment.

Mrodd and TCF blush and look away."So not true." TCF says.

"Yeah, we are just friends." Mrodd states.

Robert laughs."I know, it was a joke." Mrodd and TCF laugh nervously.

Draven gets up with the bump on his head."An apple.....I just discovered gravity!" Draven then passes out.

Cod and Addict are outside talking once again."Well, we lost again." Cod says, sadly.

Addict tries to cheer him up."Don't worry. We can pull this around. As long as we work as a team." Addict and Cod smile.

Cod replies."You are right! We can do this!"

The next day, the fourteen remaining contestants are at the edge of the incredible Wawanakwa forest. Chris is in front of them wearing camo clothes and black war paint on his face."Alright, campers!" He throws all of them a paintball gun and goggles."All of you are to go in the forest, and avoid getting hit. Nw get in there!"

All of the teens run into the woods.

Reddy and LF are running alongside each other."We can do this, teammie!"

Sam is seen stalking them. He aims, and shoots Reddy in the butt.

Reddy squeals and falls."I'm hit!" LF sees Sam in the bushes, gets behind a tree and starts shooting at him. Sam takes evasive maneuvers and shoots back.

Meanwhile, Robert and Harriet bump into each other."Oh, sorry. Wait...different teams. Right." Harriet and Robert shoot each other in the foot."There, no pain, no blame."

Addict and Cod are talking by a tree when Rhonda drops out and shoots Cod. Addict, enraged, jumps in the air, does a cartwheel, and shoots Rhonda while in the air. Addict does a fist pump, and falls down a long hill. He reaches the end, where Max and Seth shoot him. Mrodd and TCF drop from the trees and get Seth and Max out.

Mrodd laughs."Addict, your plan worked!"

Addict spits out grass."Yeah, good to know."

Draven runs in and shoots Mrodd and TCF."I will prove to her I am better!" He runs off, leaving the five teens stunned.

Sam and LF continue firing while Jake is fiddling with his gun. He shoots himself in the face."Dang it!" Chris laughs.

LF runs up and shoots Sam in the face."Yes!" Draven shoots LF from behind.

Chris smiles."And the Gophers win again!"

"Addict, you lied!" Cod shouts out.

Addict frowns."What do you mean?!"

"You said that if we worked as a team, we could win! But we lost! You lied to me, and friends don't do that. Guess we are not friends, are we?" Cod storms off, and Addict begins to cry.

The Bass are seen at the elimination ceremony. Chris has the marshmallows."We all know the drill by now. Marshmallows go to..........Robert. Reddy. LF. Mrodd. TCF. And......Addict. Cod, you blew up at your best friend here. Jake, you got yourself out of the challenge! The final marshmallow goes to........Cod."

Jake frowns, and Robert and Mrodd hug him."Well, that.....sucked." Jake says, sadly.

Chris smiles."Always sad to see a teammate go, huh?"

Jake looks quizzically."Wait, what?"

Chris grins."If you let me finish.....The final marshmallow goes to Cod or Jake, The votes tied. SO the tiebreaker is....a ratings generator. We checked the ratings of you two and the person with the higher ratings is..........Jake! Cod, time to go."

Cod gets up and walks over to Addict."Sorry, friend." They hug, and Cod gets on the Boat of Losers.

Chapter Eight-Top Chef: Camper's Edition
Chris is seen in front of the camera."The bosses got mad because I stopped doing intros, but....Whatever. The Bass lost again, Cod went home, the end. On to the actual episode."

The Gophers are seen celebrating yet again. Sam and Rhonda are talking."Rhonda, we did good, again." Sam pipes up.

Rhonda smiles."You bet we did." Sam and Rhonda high-five.

Draven, Seth and Max are sitting. Draven has an ice pack to his head."Hurt yourself stalking Harriet again?" Max asks.

Draven blushes."No, I think she is is in cahoots with the enemy."

Max shrugs."Whatever you say, but remember, we have been winning, not losing."

Seth gets involved."Yeah, we have not lost since we lost that dead weight Oatmeal, and that big guy, Kev." Draven looks angry and walks off.

Outside, Robert and Harriet are at their usual spot."Man, my team sucks now." Robert says.

Harriet smiles."Just keep doing your best, merge has to come soon." Robert smiles back."Getting late again, better head back."

Robert smiles, they hug, and head back to their camps.

Mrodd is watching Jake play solitaire."What goes on a black queen?" Jake asks.

"A red jack." Mrodd replies.

Jake looks through his cards."But....I don't have a red jack."

"Sucks to be you." Mrodd replies. Jake groans and keeps looking.

Addict is outside, and Robert walks up to him."You alright, Addict? You and Cod were...really tight and all."

Addict looks up to him."We made up and all, but I miss him. I guess I have to win this for the both of us, now."

Robert frowns."Addict, you can always talk to me if you feel the need, kay?"

Addict smiles."Thanks, dude."

LF and Reddy are talking."I cannot believe I beat Sam!" LF gloats.

Reddy rubs his butt."I got shot in the fricking butt. That is not anything for me to be happy about."

LF laughs."Sorry you got hurt, but at least you're okay, now."

TCF walks up to Mrodd."Can we talk?"

Mrodd looks up to her."Sure, what is it?"

TCF smiles."We are...just friends, right?"

Mrodd smiles awkwardly."Yeah, of course!" TCF and Mrodd smile at each other.

The next day, the thirteen competitors are seen in Chef's kitchen."This challenge is simple, just make a meal, I will judge."

Reddy gets a chef's hat."Okay, how about chicken ricotta?"

Jake drops his spoon."What?"

Reddy smiles." A fancy meal, of course. I can make it pretty easlily. Jake. don't touch anything." Jake frowns, and sits in the corner.

Meanwhile, Sam is talking to his team."I cannot believe this is a challenge. The only food Chris deserves is mud. Is our steak done?"

Rhonda smiles."Yep, just finished."

The team leaves Seth to guard it."Only deserves mud, huh?" Seth smiles."Then Chris will love this!"

Sam and Reddy both present their meals. Chris tries Reddy's chicken ricotta."Delicious. I give it a 9, great work, Bass."

Chris takes a bite of the steak."I love this! It is so....rich! What is the secret ingredient!?"

Seth gleams."Mud, Sam said that was all you deserved. Do you like it?" Chris immediately begins throwing up.

Chris continues throwing up."The...Bass....win." Chris passes out.

Chef has the plate of marshmallows in front of the six Gophers."I am here because Chris is in the hospital. The votes are counted, loser goes home crying, understand?" The Gophers nod."Marshmallows go to Rhonda. Harriet. Draven. Max. And...Sam."

Seth stands up, hugs Max, and gets on the Boat of Losers."Bye, Seth!" Max shouts sadly.

Sam frowns."We won't lose again, now that the idiot is gone." Max walks up, punches Sam in the face, and the episode ends.

Chapter Nine-The Shining Stars
The twelve contestants are seen in a huge mansion foyer."Are we here to stay!?" Rhonda asks, excitedly.

Chris laughs."No, silly. This is for our best challenge yet!"

Everyone groans."What now, Chris? We have to fight off horrible mutations to escape before this place blows up?" Sam asks, sarcastically.

"No, that challenge will be after merge." Sam is speechless.

Herman walks out with an eye patch."Awwww, you voted out that Seth kid."

Jake smiles."Herman, you're alive!" He hugs Herman, who drops his walking stick and falls to the floor.

Herman frowns."Smooth move, Ex-Lax."

Jake helps Herman up."Sorry."

Chris grins."Hermione, leave!"

Herman frowns."My name is Herman."

Chris smirks."You act like I care." Herman flips Chris off and leaves."All right, then. The challenge is simple. Last team to leave this crazy house wins. But the last person gets a something special. Good luck." Chris leaves.

Sam walks towards the front door."I like winning, but I am claustrophobic, so team, win for me." Sam exits the mansion.

Six hours go by......

Max and Addict are sitting next to each other." I wish Chris had given us some food." Addict says. Max continues to be quiet."What's wrong, Max?"

"My best friend Seth got voted off last night." Max replies.

Addict hugs him."I know the feeling, my best friend Cod got voted out not long ago. It sucks, but then I found a new friend. All you need is to hang out with someone else to feel better."

Max smiles."Can we hang out?"

Addict laughs."I guess, at merge, though."

Max's stomach grumbles."Wanna leave now?" Max and Addict step out of the mansion.

Reddy is petting his flying gerbil while sitting next to Jake and LF."Maybe we can-" Jake starts.

"No, Jake." Reddy shuts him up.

Jake frowns."You don't even know what I was gonna say!"

Reddy glares."I don't care, any idea you have must be dumb. We lost so many times because of you."

Jake frowns."I was just trying to help."

Reddy scoffs."You are of no help to no one." Jake grabs his gerbil and throws him out of the window."Noooooo!" Reddy runs out after him.

Jake laughs."Jerk earned it."

LF laughs."I guess." Jake smiles at LF."What? Something on my face?"

Draven sees Robert and Harriet talking."Robert, I like you, and-" Draven hears this, tears up, and runs away.

Robert cuts her off, frowning."I like you, too, but it is not safe to be around me. My uncle, he is an evil, horrific man. He wiped my family out."

Harriet is in shock."You mean?"

"Yes, I do. And as long as he is out there, no one can become too close to me. I....I'm sorry." Robert cries and walks down the hall. Harriet also begins to tear up.

Rhonda is all alone."I wanna go talk to Sam, now." Rhonda heads out a side entrance.

Robert is walking down a hall when Draven attacks him. Robert jumps out of the way. Draven has an ax in his hands."She was mine, and now you die!"

"Draven, this place just makes you crazy. No need for violence, Harriet and I are not together." Robert says.

Draven swings the ax at him."Don't lie, I heard her!" Robert runs down the hall, and Draven gives chase.

Mrodd and TCF are sitting on an outside cafe under the moonlight."Mrodd, don't you love the moonlight?"

Mrodd smiles."I do, a lot." Mrodd and TCF smile at each other. They lean in, but before they kiss, a hole breaks through, and they fall to the ground."Aww, looks like we are out." They look at each other and kiss.

Jake and LF are talking."So, what do you wanna do now?" Jake asks.

LF smiles."How about we-" Robert runs past them, screaming. They turn to see Draven running after with an ax.

"Holy cr-" Jake gets up and runs alongside LF. The duo, Robert, and Draven run into a hall filled iwth doors, and run out randomly from one door to the next. Robert, LF, and Jake eventually run for the front door. Draven throws the ax, and it flies past to the door.

Jake jumps out the window, and LF follows. Robert picks up the ax."Draven, be calm." Draven picks up an umbrella."Umbrellas cannot defeat me!" Draven hits Robert in the chest, and he falls to the floor. Draven grabs the ax, and, right before he brings it down, sets it aside.

"I can't do it. I can't hurt Harriet, and getting revenge on you would." Harriet walks in to the scene."Harriet, I-" Harriet kicks Draven and he flies through the front doors.

Robert picks up the ax and slams it to the floor."Heavy rubber?"

Chris walks out."Do you know how much real axes cost nowadays?" Robert facepalms. Harriet walks out of the mansion."And Robert wins the immunity idol prize!" Chris hands Robert the idol.

"Sweet!" Robert says. Harriet hugs him.

Chris smiles."Everyone did well, today. But since Robert won, one of the Gophers is going to be eliminated. And that person is.....Draven. Dude, you went nuts and almost killed someone. Time to go."

Harriet walks over to Draven."Bye, Draven." They hug, and Draven boards the Boat of Losers. The Bass head back to their campsite, but Robert walks over to Harriet, and they lie down and look up at the stars. The other three Gophers lumber towards their campsite.