User blog:Bocaj910/Total Drama Lost Preview

I'm only four characters away from the premier of Total Drama Lost, and I've already started writing. Here's a preview. :)

Chris McLean, world’s “hottest and most talented TV show host”, as said by him, and some people he paid to say it, stands on an old, dusty, stinky dock with a island in the background. Chris smiles widely, and begins the show by saying, “Welcome to Total Drama Lost! I’m your host, Chris McLean.”

An intern walks up to Chris’ ear and whispers, “Chris, are you going with the idea?”

Chris shakes his head no. He says, “Nope, I think the mysterious whispers would be too creepy for the contestants. Same thing with the dead people thing.” The intern nods and runs off. Chris turns back to the camera. He frowns. “What is wrong with our producers? They come up with the stupidest ideas.”

The intern runs back to Chris and whispers, “Umm, sir, that was your idea, and you’re our only producer.”

Chris looks at the camera obviously embarrassed. He says, “Oh Adam, you say the silliest things.”

The intern raises his eyebrow. “Umm, Chris, my name’s ****.”

Chris looks at the intern with wide eyes. He asks, “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?” Chris’ cell-phone rings at that exact moment. Chris answers, “Hello?”

Some mumbles are heard from the phone. The captions read, “Oh yes he does!”

Chris hangs up the phone and pushes the intern out of the shot. He says, “All this hilarious comedy and more on Total… Drama… Lost!”

‘‘‘The Intern: Oh wow… These script writers are terrible.’’’

‘‘‘Chris: Excuse me?’’’

The theme song plays.

The scene goes back to Chris, on the same dock. He says, “Now that the brilliant intro comedy,” Chris glares at something, and then looks at the camera, “is over with, let’s meet our contestants.” A fairly short boy with a black jacket, white T-shirt, black pants, and gray shoes steps off of a luxurious looking boat, which immediately drives off. The boy has a smirk on his face. “Our first contestant, Leroy!”

Leroy walks up to Chris, and rhetorically asks, “Chris, how’s it goin’ my bud?”

Chris gives a sad expression. “Not a very good,” he answers, not seeming to notice that the question was rhetorical. “I recently placed 4th in ‘Canada’s Top Ten Has-Beens’.”

Leroy rolls his eyes. “I wasn’t really asking you, bud,” Leroy says.

“Oh,” Chris says, seeming a bit embarrassed. “Well, I, err… lied. Yeah, that’s it, I lied.”

Leroy rolls his eyes again and stands next to Chris, crossing his arms.

‘‘‘Leroy: I hope I’m not that dumb when I become famous, you know, after I win. I already have my strategy planned, and it’s a good one.’’’

Another boy shorter then Leroy steps off of a boat similar to the one Leroy came off of. He is wearing a red shirt, blue pants, and brown shoes. Leroy looks surprised to see someone shorter then him. Chris says, “Everyone… Err, Leroy, welcome Sambo!”

Sambo says, “Hmm, this dock is very old and disgusting, something Chris McLean could definitely afford.”

Chris looks insulted. Leroy walks over to Sambo. He asks, “Hey… Err, Sambo-”

‘‘‘Leroy: Who name’s their kid Sambo?’’’

“-what do ya say we join an alliance of sorts. Ya know, like, me, you, final two, all the way.”

Sambo looks surprised. “Sorry, but no,” Sambo says. Leroy looks disappointed, but just shrugs it off.

“Whatever my man,” Leroy says.

Sambo asks, “By the way, what’s your name?”

Leroy says, “Leroy’s the name, but don’t ya wear it out bro.”

‘‘‘Sambo: I think Leroy might be plotting to do something. I better look into that.’’’

A girl wearing a maroon, gray, and black dress, and brown shoes steps off the boat with a creepy smile. Chris, Leroy, Sambo look frightened by her appearance. Chris says, awkwardly, “Umm, please welcome, the, err, creepiest contestant of our show, Lina.” Lina walks up to Chris, grabs his hand, and kisses it. Chris awkwardly stares at Lina after this event. “Uh…”

Lina says, “Mr. McLean, it is an honor to be meet someone with some fame, and such a rather large ego.” Lina smiles at Chris, creepily.

Leroy whispers to Sambo. “Somethin’ about her looks familiar.”

Lina stops smiling, and walks in-between Sambo and Leroy, who both stare at her, extremely scared of her. They slowly move away from her. She snaps her fingers and say, “That is very rude. You two shall look upon my beauty not from afar, but from close up.” Sambo and Leroy slowly move back to where they were, and look at her, paralyzed in fear.

‘‘‘Leroy: I’m so scared. (Lina is shown in the background sitting down, smiling creepily at the camera)’’’

‘‘‘Sambo: Hmm… Lina and Leroy are very suspicious players. I’ll be sure to warn Jordin about them.’’’

An African-Canadian girl wearing a blue bandanna, purple top, blue bracelet, tan Capri’s, and blue shoes steps off the boat with a sweet smile. She introduces herself saying, “Hi guys, and, umm,” Keesha looks at Lina who is creepily staring at her now.

Lina says, “I’m the one you wish you were, with my mystical beautiful. My name is Lina.”

The girl says, “Umm, okay. Anyway, I’m Keesha. Nice to meet you umm,” Lina continues to stare at her, “Lina.” Keesha walks up to Chris, who is still paralyzed in fear. Keesha waves her hand in front of Chris saying, “Uh, Chris. Still alive in there?”

Chris finally blinks and regains his focus. He looks surprised. “Oh, hi Keesha. When’d you get here?”

Keesha smiles and walks over to Leroy, Sambo, and Lina. Leroy and Sambo are still nervously staring at Lina. Leroy glances at Keesha for a moment. Lina shouts, “Look at beauty, not her.”

Leroy immediately looks at Lina again and says, “Yes Lina! Anything you say.”

Keesha smiles at the event and stands next to Leroy. She whispers, “You know, she may look scary, but that doesn’t mean she can actually hurt you.”

Leroy thinks for moment, and then looks at Keesha and says, “You’re right. You know, maybe we could be in an alliance together. You dig?”

“Hmm,” Keesha answers. “Maybe not. Sorry, but I don’t want to hurt anyone, emotionally, you know?”

Leroy looks surprised. “Uh,” he begins, “yeah, I guess.”

Lina suddenly tackles Leroy. She shouts, “I said look at me!” Lina then bites Leroy. Leroy screams in pain. “Well, will thou gaze upon my beauty?”

Leroy begins to answer, but Chris grabs Lina off of Leroy. He says, “Lina, do not harm your fellow contestants. You could get banned from the competition for it you know.”

Lina bites Chris and says, “Gaze upon my beauty!”

Chris screams. “Get her off me!” Keesha and Leroy pull Lina off of Chris. Chris sees blood where Lina bit him. He puts a ‘Kon'nichiwa Cat’ band-aid on it. “What is wrong with you?”

Lina once again says, “Gaze upon my beauty!”

‘‘‘Keesha: Not to be mean, but I think that girl has problems.’’’

Chris shouts, “Would someone please take this girl away?”

Two interns run to Lina, grab her, and run off. Lina tries to fight back, but these two interns are too tough for her. Keesha asks, “Is she going to come back?”

Chris answers, “I’m not sure, but probably not.” Chris looks at Lina in the distance, who is shown to be foaming at the mouth. Chris worryingly looks at his band-aid. “Can someone check me for rabies?”

Leroy looks at Chris, and then his bite mark. “Umm, me too!”

Chris looks at the camera with a worried face. He says, “Umm, will be right back.” Chris gets out his walkie-talkie. He says, “Umm, we’re going to have to delay the arrival of the other contestants. The screen goes black for a commercial brake.