User blog:Jkl9817/Jkl's satiric blog post number 7: Second First Impressions

Yeah, this isn't dead. I plan to continue it for a while, since it's the single most popular thing I've ever done here, and I couldn't think of anything more fitting than a "First impressions" thing where I'll "transcribe" my first thoughts after coming back. Have fun, and don't forget to read the apology note.

First thoughts after rejoining TDIFF Wikia
Hm, is the front page STILL like that? Man, these admins are lazy. I wonder how Featured User Voting is going. * goes check it* Okay, really? I think I'll just tell everyone I'm married to Layla next time I run for FU. On second thought, a support vote could make a good second first impression on everyone. Hmm. * supports Jay* Okay, I'm hilarious. OMG, I just had the best idea. I'll make a triumphant return where I randomly show up on chat and everyone'll be like, "OMG JKL EEEEEEE!" and I'll quote Ricky Gervais and say something funny like, "Where was I?" and everyone'll be like "EEEEE" again, and oh I'm such a genius. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, wow, chat is crowded. Breakingmikey? Isn't that like that kid from Total Drama Wiki who put shades into all his signatures? What is he doing here? Oh, wait, he showed a personal picture. He's not a kid... Okay, now everyone's showing personal pics. Holy sh-t, is everyone in this wiki UGLY? I shouldn't have come here. I'll just leave. STOP REFERRING TO ME AS A GHOST, GUYS. Um, alright, can someone tell me what the heck is Read About? Is Webly STILL doing all the relevant blogs? Oh, that's interesting. "FQ needs more nominees." I wonder if it's too early to put up one? Nah, what the hell. Everyone here loves me anyway. Oh, the Subscribers' Lists. Wonder who's got the most subscribers? Reddy? Oh, that's lame. Is he still around? I can't tell with all these new avatars. Wait, didn't Toad use to have a different avatar? I mean, like five minutes ago? I'll never get used to this. >_> Oh, cute, a message. Oh, nevermind, it's from Jay. Wait, I had nominations in the Story Awards? TELL ME MORE * goes to chat* Okay, now even Radi's got a personal pic. What the hell is going on? OMG, he looks EXACTLY like that Duncan recolor. Isn't he Radicalm18 anymore? What did I miss? What's the top ten lists? Wait, DRA's got a new up on News Board? Where is this going to end? Oh, the Wiki Awards results. Bet I got a lot of awards. Hm, Ctrl+F. Jkl's Total Drama Island... Best competition story. Alright. Isn't Just A Game abandoned or something? LTDI won. Lame. Best portrayal of a character... Gwen? Really, did people think she was the best-portrayed character in my story? I'm definitely missing something. Winner... LTDI again? Oh, I bet Gideon gave incredible development to the initially shallow, one-note character that is Sadie, or something. That must be why. Let's see... noncomps. Oh, interesting, OK is nominated for best one-shot. I should have put An atmosphere up. Why are there only two quotes nominated? They could have squeezed three more in. There were plenty of good quotes in OK. The Academy's flawed voting system... Wait, I'm not nominated for Best New Writer? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? Since when do Toad's stories get nominated for Best Spelling/Grammar? This place has changed. Hm, is this FU winner the same Bruno that was Brazilian and kept making ortographic mistakes?...Yep, that's him. Only a Brazilian noob could have a picture of Goku as his avatar. That is Goku, right? Never really watched that show... K, is everyone from Total Drama Wiki here now? This is just not right. Stay on a single side of the line, guys. Okay, Sunshine is back and I still haven't seen her. That has GOT to be planned. Am I that annoying? She supported all the quotes for FQ, why can't she support mine? Alright, is EVERYONE a chat mod now? Oh, Webly posted another relevant blog. I think I'll do one to announce my return, and then I'll act all "I'm not back yet", and they'll beg me to stay. MWAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, no, I think I'm becoming addicted again. NO I HAVE TO FOCUS ON MY SCREENPLAY. WHY IS EVERYONE FOCUSING ON THE PERSONAL PICS THING IN MY NEW POST'S COMMENT SECTION? YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, PEOPLE. Oh, cute, a new logo. They could have told me they were making a new logo, I drew one once. I even tried to nominate it for the New Logo Voting... I don't like to remember that. Oh, c'mon, stop the Hunger Games references! What is "I volunteer as a tribute" even supposed to mean? OMG, what if Jay was actually a man? What if she and Gideon were actually two kids who watched a lot of old movies and are pretending to be middle-aged and married? What if they're the same person? What if Gideon's now divorced and Jay is just a sockpuppet? What if- oh, Jay messaged me again. How sweet. Oh, it's about me signing her friends list? Why does everybody make a big deal out of that? It's just a damn list. And I'm not just thinking that because she had more people sign her list in two weeks than I had in three months. Oh, I'll play up that "You'll never know my age" thing on Chat. IDEA "GOOD TO KNOW." is henceforth my new catchphrase. I'll say it repeatedly on chat so it sticks. 'NUFF WITH THE USERNAME-CHANGING PLEASE? WHO THE HELL IS COKEMAN11 AND WHY DOES HE HAVE MORE EDITS THAN ME? WHY IS LTDI STILL CONSIDERED A NEW STORY? STOP TALKING ABOUT FUNNY HAHA GOOD TIMES MICHAEL! AAARGH

'''Apology note: Guys, don't be offended, this is all a joke and I love you all. (Wiki-wise.) I'll write a more elaborate apology note later.'''

Thank you for reading and expect more.