User blog:JERealize/Progress Bar: Issue 057 (TDPI Episode 7 Review)

Hi there, and now it's time for another Progress Bar, with a review of TDPI Episode 7. And this time, there's no 2015 me to worry about.

2016 JER: (comes out of nowhere) You're still going to need some help.

(covers face) Oh, jeez.

2016 JER: Listen, don't listen to what 2015 JER says. Some of the stuff on your list, you shouldn't even concern yourself about anyway.

Listen. I don't like 2015 me, and I don't like you. And I really need to start my review, so can you give me my space?

2016 JER: Oh, sorry. If you have to be a JERk about it... (leaves through portal)

I don't really get it. What's with my future selves and using time travel to bug me? 2014 me?

(August 31, 2014)

Power Rankings: TDPI, Version 6.0

 * 8: Max
 * At this point, I have to realize he's a lost cause. Scarlett's out to get him, and Max can't really do much by himself.
 * 7: Topher
 * He was always low on this list. It's a surprise he's not out yet.
 * 6: Shawn
 * He was noticeably less capable in this episode. Which worries me.
 * 5: Dave
 * Yeah, Dave did little in this episode, but he's ranked above Shawn because he's not as lost a cause as Shawn is.
 * 4: Sky
 * She didn't do much last episode, but there is still capacity for her to regain her footing.
 * 3: Scarlett
 * She's clearly readying to become a separate entity, which is a wise move. She pretty much rigged the game against Max, and would have gotten away with it if it weren't for...
 * 2: Sugar
 * She choked a monkey out of a bear, then pulled out a key from the monkey's digestive system. Pretty terrifying. But she's still short of #1 because her ego pretty much cost Maskwak the chance of taking the lead over Kinosewak. Not so smart, are you?
 * 1: Jasmine
 * Once again, at #1, because she was the only one who even tried to win for Kinosewak, and there's still some power left in her.

Reviewing Episode 7: This is the Pits!
Something tells me... This is not going to end happily.

"Last episode was crammed full of monkey--"

No! I'm doing this part!

Last episode, Shawn tried to get Jasmine back, but failed, Max and Scarlett formulate a plan to get respect, but with Scarlett using Max's plan against him, Topher hatches a scheme to get rid of Chris, and Ella sacrifices herself to save Dave. (And Sugar is too dumb to notice that she could have weakened the other team instead of her own.) Okay, on with the show.

"Hey! Beat it! Ella's gone. I shot her."

(animals in shock)

"From a cannon. Off the island."

(animals leave)

"Thank you."

Okay, looking at the context of that joke, that may be an amusing way of delivering it.

We open with Jasmine getting up... and I really have to notice the rope binding her leg at this point. As an on-again-off-again Hunger Games fan, I know that this measure is used when sleeping in a tree to keep you from rolling out of it, and it even saved Katniss's life once (then again, everything has saved Katniss's life at one time or another), but something could be made out of it... because this, this is just getting too sore for the eyes.

And Max wakes up to her landing on the treehouse porch. I'm surprised Max didn't hit his head on the bunk bed.

"Must your giant feet be so noisy?"

First of all, since civilized people don't remark about a woman's weight, I'll cut to the chase and say yes. Secondly, she has the right to not getting hurt, so don't talk. Thirdly, you almost got eliminated last night, so again. Don't talk.

The two talk about their dreams, when... Ants. How did they get on Max?

"Ew, disgusting! Sidekick! Clean my bed at once! Where is that lazy fool?"

I'm liking Max less and less. Remind me to make a character ranking at the end of the season.

"I need him gone. When people realize how dense he is, they'll know I made all his gadgets."

Translation: If Max stays any longer, Scarlett is more likely to be eliminated.

"Feel the heat of my death ray!"

Don't know if sunlight is ready to be converted at this point of the day.

Whatever. Max sets his bed on fire, so might as well cannon him out. Another thing: Can't the contestants just sneak across the island at night and stuff someone into the cannon? Then again, you'd need the remote controller.

"Sky, will you be my jungle queen?"

Ah, what the--? What just happened?

2016 JER: (from out of nowhere, holding a clip and giving it to JER) Here you go.

I thought I told you to leave!

2016 JER: And I thought I wouldn't be lying on the cold hard ground for a year. As I said, this is the exact time to play this clip.

Alright, fine. Here we go. (plays clip)

(Entire opening theme for Dave the Barbarian plays)

(end) I hope you're happy.

2016 JER: I hope you are, too. (leaves)

(sighs) Just when you thought you got rid of them.

"What?"

"I said, want some berries? They're clean."

Also, what's with those lines under Dave's eyes? I don't know if he looks very good.

"Okay. I kind of flirt with Dave sometimes, and I dreamt about him, and my tummy fills with butterflies when he's around, but... that doesn't mean I have a crush on him. I can't. I'm not looking for romance. He gets it."

Sky... stop kidding yourself. You're not going to win like this.

"Sky's acting weird and I'm no dummy. I get it. It's cause I haven't kissed her yet."

(shock) Something tells me this is going to be painful.

"Them two being lovey-dovey means one thing: an alliance. We gotta keep 'em apart, or it's game over for one of us."

Again. Sounds painful. If you haven't noticed, I'm not really into clichè stories like those.

"Probably you."

"Or... we coould form an alliance of our own."

Something tells me this could be funny. I mean, look at Shawn. He's not too pleased about it. This, in turn, could be a substantial payoff.

"Eh, you got a little something there."

Here we go. This is one of those painful moments I was foreshadowing.

"No no, please. Allow me."

''"I got it!" (wipes it off)''

Disgusting.

"Note to self: Never kiss Sky's left cheek."

Looks like Sugar's plan is working. Sugar's clearly aiming for a downward spiral.

"Well, there goes my appetite."

''"So you don't mind if I eat these?" (practically gobbles up basket of berries)"''

And the airhorn sounds off.

"Calling all contestants! It's time to get rolling!"

Hey look. Sugar looks like... what was her name again? Oh yeah, she looks like Violet Beauregarde after blowing up into a blueberry.

"This challenge is simple..."

(contestants sigh)

"...simple and deadly."

(contestants groan)

Should have seen this coming. Just because something's simple doesn't mean it's easy. 'Easier said than done' and all that palaver.

But the whole challenge is to roll across the island in giant balls with your teammates. Okay, first question, how will they be able to see outside?

"Both teams are sure to have a ball."

"Just get in the orb, Topher."

Is it anything like that Phineas and Ferb episode where Candace navigates a giant bowling ball? (Don't like that show anymore, by the way.)

"Jasmine? Hello? You still on Australian Time?"

Now, that is insulting! Mainland Australia, as of this time, follows three different time zones! What if someone from Australia said we live by American Time? Of course you'd be insulted! We're either Eastern, Central, or Pacific! (There are three other time zones, but network broadcasts don't care about them.)

"I actually have no idea if that's ahead of us or behind us, but... you get the joke."

Again. You revolt me.

"Okay. Just gonna get inside that small crammed confined ball, no way out."

Oh dear. Claustrophobia. Jasmine suddenly has a lot in common with Storm.

''"Let's do this." (fetal position)''

Might as well pack your bags.

"It's sad when a person lets a single irrational fear control their whole lives."

Shut up, Shawn. Really. Just... shut it. I hate you. I hate your commentary. Get some help.

''"I'm okay. Just have a teeny issue with confined spaces. No biggie." (fetal position)''

"Uh-huh. You know what else is a confined space?"

Your skull. Where your brain is in. Final answer.

(final answer tone plays)

Regis Philbin: Okay... for $64,000... the answer... is...

(suspense builds)

"A cannon."

(fail tone plays)

Oh, you little bit of a...

Regis Philbin: I'm sorry, but that answer is not considered correct. Luckily, you're still going home with $32,000.

In that case... (shakes hands with Philbin) Places to see, you know?

(JER leaves hot seat with exit fanfare playing)

"Okay, bad cop didn't work. Time for good cop."

Uh... okay.

"Jaz, I didn't know you had this phobia. Now that I do, I realize this challenge is harder for you than anyone else, and that's unfair."

Tell me when it's over. This will not end well.

"Chef, toss her in!"

And there goes the rest of Jasmine's sanity.

"Uh, we can't see out of these."

''"Oh no." (shuts opening to orb)''

How are the contestants going to do this challenge?

"You might feel a slight drop."

That... sounded awkward.

And the two teams are pushed into a chasm. This challenge seems incredibly lacking. What can you do when you're stuck in a ball?

Then the balls open. Is that supposed to happen? If not, I call disqualification. And Dave and Sky fall out. Also, that reaction on Sky? Priceless.

MasterCard commercial: There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard, the official card used by Julian Espinoza.

Actually, I use the UnionBank Debit MasterCard. Slight blemish, really.

"Ow. I mean, hi."

So stinking close! I wish they could just kiss so we could be over this mess, already!

"Breakfast... berries... want out..."

And here it comes. I'm starting to hate Sugar now.

"Mmm-mm! When all you eats is berries, you pretty much just barf jam."

"Oh look, we're at the bottom of a deep dark cave. How about that?"

She's coping with it well. But again, I have to wonder, how are they going to finish the challenge without the balls they're supposed to be in?

"So, your real challenge is getting out of this cave."

"Why bother with the bogus challenge?"

"If I had said I wanted to cram you into giant balls and drop you 140 feet into a cave, you all would have moaned and whined. This was easier!"

You know, this could be the island's episode. Remember all those times when something on the island seemed to relocate to somewhere else? This can be just the episode to prove it.

"There are two bags of supplies somewhere behind you.

"Let's see... Rope, climbing accessories, night-vision goggles... Ugh! Useless!"

Max! They're not supposed to be equipment for creating evil, you... wait, can I use that word? (looks up dictionary)

"Kitty litter, a Beardo beatbox CD, and soy sauce packets? Seriously?"

Glad to see Beardo is referenced again after six episodes. But considering what's going on, I guess neither team is gaining advantage over the other, and Max may be eliminated. Maybe a 50% chance.

"Now, if you'll look around, you'll see a bunch of tunnels. They will lead to a single exit on the surface where the finish line awaits, but some will get you there safer or faster than others."

None will necessarily do both.

"First team across the finish line wins. One more thing: According to Cree legend, no one who's gone in has ever come out."

Enjoy that. Also, if none who has gone in has come out, then by that logic, we wouldn't be getting any cameras there. And don't ask me how reception would work down there, because me no know. (Thumbs-up if you get the reference.)

"But hey, I thought the fall would kill you, so congrats on surviving that. Your challenge starts... now!"

Already, we seem to have a stability problem on our hands. Even more so when Jasmine pounds the wall. (pause) She's lost it.

"Uh, maybe pounding the walls and yelling isn't a good idea."

She's not on your team. Get over it.

"IT'S A CAVE-IN!!"

Oh, dear, Sugar, right on the mark. I used to have respect for you, but you just tossed it away.

Everyone rushes in to a nearby cave, but Jasmine... you know what? I don't care. Let's just keep going. Scarlett seems so sure of her cave choice--

Bystander: It's because she's smart.

No one can deduce which cave to enter just by looking at its entrance. Unless the exit is visible from the entrance.

"I see daylight. Come on."

That's probably not daylight. Anyway, the cave collapses, and the different teams are separated.

"Dave, are you alright?"

"I am now."

Here it comes. Sugar lets out a burp that unleash all the bats in the area. If we just cut to the bats without seeing Sugar, though, I would probably blame it on Sky. sorry, but it's just a way to reference past events.

And guess what? Dave ends up kissing a bat. Looks like we've made every way for Sky and Dave to kiss off-limits.

"The weirdest part... That bat was totally into it."

It turns out that Maskwak is within a glow slug dwelling... and Sugar eats one. Is she even sane? Then again, half the cast isn't sane.

And as it turns out, Sugar's belly button starts to emit a green light. (pause) I'm not even going to question it. Cartoons have such faulty logic that I'm surprised they know what gravity is.

(gets shown Gravity DVD set)

Not that Gravity! I do not want to rant about that.

(Stay tuned next year for a cool bonus scene!)

"Whatever works."

"I can't see a thing! I CAN'T SEE!"

Oh dear.

"Here. Night-vision goggles. They work great."

Wait, did Topher's voice change?

"Hey, where's Scarlett and Max?"

(see caved-in section)

"Oh no!"

"Don't worry. I'm sure they're fine."

As fine as evil can get.

"What? No! I have no bars down here! I'm expecting a call."

Um, Topher... I know we all want to see this plan of yours roll into action, but now's not the best time. Also, you've just exposed yourself to a world of criticism.

"We need to focus! If our team loses, Max and Scarlett will team up and vote one of us off."

Or you two could team up to vote against one of them, and result in a tiebreaker challenge. Jasmine could win a tiebreaker challenge, but Topher...

"Those two are practically married."

Um... what?

As for Max and Scarlett... they're doing okay.

"This cave is weird."

"Maybe the cave thinks you're weird."

As I said, they're doing okay.

Scarlett starts to question the existence of stalactites since no stalagmites exist on the floor.

"Heh. And I suppose you find it odd that there's also several cameras and a large monitor over there."

My goodness, this is Chile all over again.

"Hey guys. Welcome to the Spike Zone."

What does Spike TV do again?

"Try to stay quiet, or all those stalactites will rain down and skewer you like kabobs."

Oh.

Anyway, Max hopes to tiptoe through this mess--

"Eh, tiptoeing is boring to watch, so here's a crocodile."

Wait, isn't it time for commercial?

(crocodile comes in, roars)

"Remember, your entire team has to cross the finish line, so no leaving behind legs or hands, okay?"

I'm pretty sure it's time for commercial.

"This is my chance to get rid of Max. If he doesn't make it back, we lose, and he gets voted off."

How about that commercial, eh?

"Wait. Why don't you train it to be your reptile minion?"

Okay, fine. Let's just see how this goes before we cut to commercial.

"That's... a brilliant idea!"

Here we go.

"You there! Heel!"

Snap. There goes his hand.

"Aah! (pop) Phew!"

Or not. Either way works.

Meanwhile, Scarlett... basically left Max hanging. Looks like we found our new Captain Hook.

(Max screams)

(rumbles in the ceiling)

(Max yells)

(stalactites fall)

That's right, the big stuff's about to happen.

(TV static)

"Aw! It was just getting good!"

(rubs eyes) Unbelieveable! It had better have a decent payoff after pulling that TV static stunt! (gets up) I'm going to get a drink of water. Be right back. (leaves)

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(comes back in) Okay. Now, let's move on.

The smoke clears, and both Scarlett and Max survive... and that crocodile was a robot? What the...?

"Ahh. That is heaven!"

"It was mechanical? Hey, I bet everything down here is."

It's another trap!

"If I can piece together a transmitter to send out signals, who knows what we could find?"

Sounds like a good concept. Let's see how it turns out.

"Wait, you're doing what frequently?"

Mater: He hurt his what?

"My brother pulled my hair once, so I made his remote-control toys come to life and attack him in the night."

That explains the inspiration for Toy Story.

"Every night. For six years. He's still in therapy."

And now you're on the Top 10 TD Campers I hate. Congratulations. (sarcastic clapping)

"Jasmine presses on as the cave gets deeper..."

No, Topher, you're not helping.

"darker..."

I mean it, Topher, stop!

"narrower..."

STOP NOTCH BLAST IT!

"The faintest sound could cause a cave-in that would surely..."

I give up.

"Do you mind?"

Finally...

"I'll take it from here, Toph."

Wow, Chris is back. This can only mean bad things.

"You've just reached the Leap of Faith."

So, we have a chasm where the two players have to trust there's something down there.

"It leads to the way out. Or sharks. I honestly can't remember. Either way, you can't go back the way you came."

Okay, they're screwed. Also, how can they still somehow see a little bit without even wearing the night-vision goggles? Also, why is everyone picking on Jasmine's phobia? This is absurd.

Anyway, Jasmine breaks down even further, and Topher is getting the life sucked out of him. And both fall in.

(crashing sound)

Well, that wasn't too far in. Count on Chris and his hyperboles.

"Please, let go."

Just realized that what Shawn thought was daylight was actually glow-worms. Good to know. Back to the action.

Maskwak has found a room full of crystals. Or, if you prefer, crystal gems. (Hint hint.)

"Welcome to the Gem Cave. This ruby ravine is home to a bear, but not just any bear. The Bling Bear!"

Can't be any worse than Death Bear. (Link provided.) Also, has Chris not thought about harvesting these rubies? What a moron.

"Trust me, you don't want to make him mad."

I think somehow that will happen.

"Just walk through here without stealking a gem, and you'll be okay."

Guess that explains why this room is untouched. Also, who's to bet Sugar will steal a gem?

"And you fail. Wow, that was fast."

Sugar, I will have your head!

"What the heck? No one took any diamonds!"

Diamonds? Dave, who said anything about diamonds?

"Shiny! (caresses ruby)"

Oh. (awkward pause) Sorry, Sugar. Anyway, Shawn, I'll have to have YOUR head!

"Hey, that's just Scuba Bear with--"

"RUN!"

I hope Shawn enjoys his little crystal gem.

Meanwhile, Topher finds another branch... Oh, dear.

''"Great. Let's go down the even more cramped, confined, tiny..." (selfslap)''

Well, that was something.

"Bars! I got bars!"

Something tells me, something will go awry.

"Two of them! This must lead to the exit!"

You know, just realized, Triskadel would have helped you even better, Topher. (Thumbs-up if you read my story and get the reference.)

(freaks out before calming) "It's a way out, Jasmine. It's a way out."

Do claustrophobics really act like this?

Meanwhile, Scarlett is ready with her device. Hopefully, this means something.

"Now I'll try the universal signal for garage door openers."

Ding. An elevator. That was amazingly convenient.

"You still think this cave is normal?"

"Of course! It's just an ancient Cree secret passage."

Max is so stinking dense that I don't know whether he or Sugar is the dumbest.

"With carpeting and Muzak?"

"Clearly, the Cree had taste. And you no longer need this useless thing."

Hope Max gets kicked out soon.

"Who knows what else on the island could have been controlled with that remote?!"

Wasted potential. Again.

"It's official."

JER and Scarlett: I hate Max.

(shudders) And I also hate speaking in unison with someone else. Gives me the shivers.

Maskwak find themselves at a pool of water, and Sugar pushes them in. Wow. That was some distance. Guess after that anticlimax, you should've swiped more gems.

"He's not following us? Weird. He had a snorkel and everything."

And let's skip to...

"A stream! It has to be coming from the surface!"

So the team climbs through and upwards, toward the surface. The race is officially on. And then they climb out of the confessional. (pause) Well, that was new.

"The toilet? We came out the toilet?"

Well... I have no words.

(Dave blinks once, faints from the revelation)

"Oh big whoop. None of you'd ever win Easter Egg Hunt on my farm."

As for Topher and Jasmine... let's just say, more bars in more places.

"Good news, I see daylight. Bad news, I know what dug this tunnel."

And gophers send them back. Because of Topher's vanity. You know, if Jasmine fought off the gophers and send both her and Topher to the surface, that would be a great way for Jasmine to redeem herself.

(checks all channels) "Yep, I have lost the kids. Better grab our getaway bags and fake passports, 'Hector'."

A Total Drama America reference in Total Drama Pahkitew Island? How dare you?!

But as Chris is calling it quits, Jasmine and Topher burst to the surface. Nice to see that.

"Freedom!"

Wow, that must hurt to be Topher.

"Did we win?"

"No! That's not the right exit!"

"It's not the worst one, either."

And the Pahkitew abnormalities take shape.

"Blast! How did we not win?"

Where did they come out?

"Elevator?!"

Well... Imma be going.

"Look! None of you won!"

How about crossing the finish line? Isn't that still in effect?

"You skipped dozens of awesome challenges! We don't even have enough footage for an episode!"

(pause) Then what is this?

"You're all disqualified! This whole episode is a bust!"

Actually, the episode wasn't half-bad. Certainly wasn't the best, but we had some fun with it. It'd be a little more fun if we merged right now, wouldn't it? (wink wink nudge nudge)

So, we're at the campfire, and...

"As you can see, I had a special reward planned. Darwin's All-You-Can-Eat Food Safari!"

"Darwin's Food Safari? I starred in a TV commercial for them!"

Guess that didn't help their image.

"Tonight's elimination will be... this dinner! Chef?"

Oh, man. It was actually the most decent food reward yet. And now you contaminated it with gasoline.

(Chef sets meal ablaze)

And burnt it. That too.

"Now, I have a serious matter to discuss."

First of all, the island is cursed. Second of all, merge the teams and then start an elimination for the remaining contestants.

"It's become obvious that a certain couple is well on their way to Smooch City. I think we all know who I'm talking about. This kind of liplocked alliance is unfair to the other team members."

You allowed stuff like this before.

"It's also kind of awkward. So, I've decided to split them up."

(shock) Um, what?

"So without further ado, I'm breaking up Max and Scarlett."

(more shock) I should have seen that coming. But man, the camera was so focused on Sky and Dave. But still, Scarlett, you got what you needed. But I still have one more worry... In order to split the two up, and to move one member of one team to another team, you'd have to send a member of the team with now five members to the team that now had three members. So, Sky+Dave is still in trouble.

''(cries) "Theyr luv wuz so be-yoo-te-ful!" (cries some more)''

Sorry, I had to misspell her. She had it coming.

"Max, join Team Maskwak."

And who's leaving Team Maskwak?

"Sky, you're now in Team Kinosewak."

Ouch. We all saw it coming, but wow. Now Kinosewak has a greater advantage. I think.

"You're in my seat. Gone with you!"

Okay, Sky+Dave is gone. Each has different views on it, but I have to admit, the breakup was somehow painful. I know people don't really like Sky+Dave (they're more into Max+Scarlett, which for the life of me, I will never understand), but the breakup was somehow more painful than the unresolved romance.

As for the episode as a whole... let's just say, it went all over the place. You kinda expected some twists and some scenes were lackluster, but that's not to say it was completely bad. Jasmine, although I don't really feel comfortable with her in that situation, did resolve her phobia well, and... I honestly can't remember what happened. (looks up) Oh yeah! The confessional escape was something we won't truly forget, and it seems the island did more than some of the characters did. But honestly, the episode was in itself not so good. If it was up to me (and luckily, I'm the reviewer here), I'd hand it a modest Good 15 (57.5/100). Nice try, but I'm afraid this episode is a mess.

And I kinda wished the'd merge the teams and eliminated one contestant then and there. That would have been something. But luckily... we're nearing the merge, right? And Sky and Dave will finally kiss, right?

2016 JER: (comes in from nowhere) Well...

(angrily) I'LL HAVE MY HEAD! (swings shovel at 2016 JER)

(cut to end credits before impact can happen)

(stay tuned for more information)

Roleplay Revolution
You heard of this? If not, I don't know what to say. You should have heard of it. Anyway, That Epic is setting up a roleplay based on the TDPI series. Hopefully, no spoilers will be used, but considering I was exposed to the entire elimination order (lets out yell to the heavens), well...

But let's get going as to who these guys and girls are.

Amy- User:Avery FireFlame
[22:50]  Uh, hi Amy!

[22:50]  Ugh, what do you want, farmboy? Go collect, like... wood or something.

[22:50]  I mean, if you want me to collect wood, I can...

[22:50]  But, I have something to tell you..

[22:50]  Actually, no! Better yet, go talk to Samey!

[22:50] * Amy calls over Samey

[22:50]  Samey, Rodney has something to tell you!

[22:51] * Amy shoves Rodney.

[22:51]  There, talk to HER!

[22:51]  (oops that probably defeated the purpose of this but I was feeling it)

[22:51]  Wait, Amy!

[22:51]  I need to tell you!

[22:51]  D:

[22:51]  What do you WANT?

[22:51]  Ugh, make it quick.

[22:51]  Well, I think that...

[22:51] * Amy taps her foot.

[22:52]  So, uh, my knots are in the stomach because mountaisn and pickle juice and I just want to be your...

[22:52]  SPIT IT OUT! What do I look like, Samey? I don't have TIME for this.

[22:52] <Rodney1> banana!

[22:52] <Amy> What?

[22:52] <Amy> That doesn't even make sense

[22:52] <Amy> Gah, you're an idiot!

[22:52] <Amy> Samey, what's taking you so long!

[22:52] * Rodney1 runs away crying.

[22:52] <Amy> I said come here!

[22:52] <Amy> Oh, he's gone.

Beardo- User:Reddude
[22:25] * Reddy|Beardo makes wah wah wah noise

[22:25]* Reddy|Beardo imittates JAWS theme song as Max approaches

[22:25] <Max___-> Are you making these infernal noises at me?

[22:26] <Max___-> Do you know who I AM?

[22:26] * Reddy|Beardo laugh track noises

[22:26] * Reddy|Beardo jeopardy theme

[22:26] <Reddy|Beardo> ...

[22:26] <Reddy|Beardo> ...

[22:26] * Reddy|Beardo thinks hard

[22:26] * Reddy|Beardo sad music noises

[22:26] <Max___-> I am the fear in the night!

[22:26] * Reddy|Beardo shakes head

[22:27] <Reddy|Beardo> :o

[22:27] * Reddy|Beardo imittates batman song

[22:27] <Max___-> I will rule the world one day!

[22:27] <Max___-> I am EVIL!

[22:27] <Reddy|Beardo> ?

[22:27] * Reddy|Beardo looks weirdly at camera

[22:27] * Reddy|Beardo plays cute and cuddly music

[22:27] <Max___-> No!

[22:27] * Reddy|Beardo pats Max on the head

[22:28] <Max___-> Pla something menacing!

[22:28] <Max___-> Like I am!

[22:28] * Reddy|Beardo "My Little Pony, My Little Pony"

[22:28] * Reddy|Beardo "Come and burhs my hair~"

[22:28] <Reddy|Beardo> brush*

{22:28] *Reddy|Beardo thumbs up

[22:28] <Max___-> ...

[22:28] <Max___-> gah!

[22:29] * Reddy|Beardo laugh track

[22:29] <Max___-> Scarlett, the mean beatbox man is making fun of me!

[22:29] * Max___- runs away crying [

Dave- User:JERealize
[23:17] <Ella1> Hello, Dave! :D

[23:17] <JERealize> (Dave:) Hi Ella.

[23:17] <Ella1> What a wonderful day we're having1

[23:17] <JERealize> (Dave:) It depends on what you think as wonderful

[23:17] <Ella1> Doesn't it just make you want to SING?

[23:17] <JERealize> (Dave:) We're on an island run by a madman

[23:17] <JERealize> and I'm fine without the singing

[23:18] <Ella1> Aw, Chris isn't a madman!

[23:18] <Ella1> He just has an...um..interesting way of hosting the competition!

[23:18] <JERealize> (Dave:) Have you seen how he treats contestants recently?

[23:18] <JERealize> he fires them out of a cannon!

[23:18] <JERealize> a cannon, for crying out loud!

[23:19] <JERealize> (Dave:) he was sent to jail for irradiating an island

[23:19] <Ella1> Well maybe the cannon launches them to a happy place!

[23:19] <Ella1> A place where you can never speak, and only sing!

[23:20] <JERealize> (Dave:) Yeah, never speak, because your head maybe went splat

[23:20] <Ella1> Aw, Dave, don't be so negative!

[23:20] <JERealize> Ella, life isn't a fairytale

[23:20] <JERealize> Sometimes, you forget the roses have killer bees waiting to poke you

[23:20] <JERealize> so don't rely on smelling them

[23:21] <Ella1> Oh!

[23:21] <Ella1> That reminds me!

[23:21] <Ella1> I forgot to go pick flowers with my nimal friends!

[23:21] * Ella1 runs off

[23:21] <JERealize> go ahead, but don't expect me to wait for you

Ella- User:Thebiggesttdifan
[23:52] <Ella73> Hellooooooooo, Leonard!

[23:53] <Leonard2> Hi, Ella!

[23:53] <Ella73> It's so wonderful to meet you out here.

[23:53] <Leonard2> Yes, quite!

[23:53] <Leonard2> I'm practicing my new spells.

[23:54] <Leonard2> They're tricky, but I know I can get them!

[23:54] <Ella73> Hmm.

[23:54] <Ella73> I know a couple of spells myself! Perhaps I could help you?

[23:55] <Leonard2> You do?

[23:55] <Leonard2> Why, that would be marvelous!

[23:55] <Ella73> Well, not spells, necessarily, but just little tricks I know.

[23:55] <Ella73> Like this!

[23:55] * Ella73 claps

[23:55] <Leonard2> Um....

[23:55] <Leonard2> That's just clapping.

[23:55] <Ella73> You have to wait a few seconds.

[23:56] * Ella73 a large bear runs to Leonard and carries Leonard in his arms

[23:56] <Ella73> Like that! If I ever don't feel like walking around the kingdom, I just call a special bear and he will gladly parade anyone who needs it around the square.

[23:56] <Leonard2> Wow!

[23:57] <Leonard2> That's marvelous!

[23:57] <Leonard2> And...scary :|

[23:57] <Leonard2> But mostly marvelous!

[23:57] <Leonard2> I need to go practice the animal summoning spell!

[23:57] <Ella73> Relax. You can now go anywhere you want to with you in this bear's arms!

[23:57] <Ella73> Where to?

[23:57] <Leonard2> Hmm...deep into the woods, where I can be undisturbed!

[23:58] <Ella73> Are you sure? The woods are always something of a scary place. You never know what could be in there.

[23:58] <Leonard2> I'm sure my spells can take it out!

[23:59] <Ella73> That's the spirit! I'll come with you!

[23:59] <Ella73> Let's walk, Bear.

[23:59] * Ella73 and the bear and Leonard walk to the woods

Jasmine- User:BrunoSomebody
[18:20] <@Rodney3> Hey...uh....Jasmine....

[18:20] <|Jasmine|> Hello, mate!

[18:20] <@Rodney3> Can I talk to you?

[18:20] <|Jasmine|> Oh... sure!

[18:20] <|Jasmine|> What's up?

[18:20] <@Rodney3> Well...um...

[18:21] <@Rodney3> Look, there's something I need to say.

[18:21] <@Rodney3> I just...

[18:21] <@Rodney3> you, and cheerleading with koalas and song!

[18:21] <@Rodney3> But, what I reall y mean to say is...

[18:21] <@Rodney3> I think you're a hat with glasses!

[18:22] <@Rodney3> Um....

[18:22] <@Rodney3> Jasmine?

[18:23] * |Jasmine| awkwardly stares at Rodney

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> Oh...

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> hmm

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> Thanks?

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> CONF: I... don't even know what to say.

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> Yeah?

[18:23] <@Rodney3> Uh...

[18:23] <@Rodney3> so, should we like, make out now?

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> WHAT?

[18:23] * |Jasmine| blushes

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> Oh, well

[18:23] <|Jasmine|> That's awkward

[18:24] <@Rodney3> A-awkward....

[18:24] <|Jasmine|> I.. hmm yeah, I... well

[18:24] <@Rodney3> Oh no, I meant that....

[18:24] <@Rodney3> Uh.....

[18:24] <@Rodney3> I mean...

[18:24] <|Jasmine|> CONF: I'm not used to this. Boys are usually intimidated by me.

[18:24] <@Rodney3> EGGS!

[18:24] * Rodney3 runs away crying

[18:24] <|Jasmine|> Oh

[18:24] <|Jasmine|> Bye?

Leonard- User:Ben109
[19:46] * Shawn2 bumps into Leonard.

[19:46] <@Shawn2> AHHHHHHHHH! ZOM--

[19:46] <@Shawn2> oh, it's just you.

[19:46] <Leonard109> AAAAH

[19:46] <Leonard109> I mean, I wasn't scared

[19:46] <Leonard109> Wizard's are fearless heros

[19:46] <@Shawn2> Yeah, fearless.

[19:46] <@Shawn2> What you need to be when ZOMBIES are invading the island.

[19:46] <@Shawn2> It's gonna happen any day now.

[19:47] <Leonard109> Shawn, I just found the perfect spell! Get this if we use this incantation I can summon a horde of skeletons!

[19:47] <Leonard109> We could use them to um

[19:47] <Leonard109> The point is I can summon them

[19:47] <@Shawn2> ...

[19:47] <@Shawn2> YOU CAN SUMMON ZOMBIES?

[19:48] <@Shawn2> YOU'RE THE STARTER OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

[19:48] <@Shawn2> Oh man, oh man, oh man.

[19:48] <@Shawn2> This is not a drill.

[19:48] <@Shawn2> I repeat, this is NOT a drill!

[19:48] <Leonard109> Are you alright? Listen I have +10 leadership

[19:48] <Leonard109> They'll follow me

[19:48] <Leonard109> Now do you have any jet fuel on you?

[19:49] <@Shawn2> Jet fuel?

[19:49] <Leonard109> Yes we need it for the spell

[19:49] <@Shawn2> Hmm...

[19:49] <Leonard109> Jet fuel, a newborn alpaca, and baby powder.

[19:49] <@Shawn2> I think I haev oil and baby powder in my bzombie bunker...

[19:49] <@Shawn2> not sure about the alpaca :|

[19:49] <@Shawn2> I'll go check!

[19:50] * Shawn2 runs off.

[19:50] <Leonard109> Now I did have baby powder on me because my cloak chafes very bad but my mother said "Stop wearing your pajamas out in public you know you're allergic to wool!"

Max- User:Mister.. E.
[18:32] <MaxTheEvil> MINION!

[18:32] <MaxTheEvil> I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT NEWS!

[18:32] <@Shawn2> tHE zOMBIES ARE UPON US?

[18:32] <@Shawn2> I knew it!

[18:32] <MaxTheEvil> What? Stop with that tomfoolery and listen!

[18:33] <MaxTheEvil> I am talking about real things, like taking over the WORLD! BWA HA HA HA HA!

[18:33] <MaxTheEvil> ahem

[18:33] <@Shawn2> The ZOMBIES are going to take over the world.

[18:33] * MaxTheEvil lays out very unorganized plans

[18:33] <@Shawn2> It's just a matter of time, man.

[18:33] <MaxTheEvil> Stop rambling and LISTEN!

[18:33] <MaxTheEvil> I COMMAND YOU!

[18:33] <MaxTheEvil> Today I shall be building an...

[18:34] * MaxTheEvil turns on flashlight

[18:34] <@Shawn2> Uh, yeah, can we get to the point here?

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> EVIL DEATH RAY OF DOOOOOM AND EVIL! BWA HA HA HAH HA!

[18:34] <@Shawn2> Death ray?

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> Nobody rushes EVIL!

[18:34] <@Shawn2> As in bring back the dead?

[18:34] <@Shawn2> As in ZOMBIES?

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> not just death ray!

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> an

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> EVIL DEATH RAY OF DOOOOM! AND EVIL!

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> that's very important.

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> And for the last time WE ARE NOT RAISING ZOMBIES!

[18:34] <MaxTheEvil> That's next week.

[18:35] * Shawn2 takes out notepad

[18:35] * Shawn2 scribbles "Zombie Apocalypse: Next week

[18:35] <MaxTheEvil> Anywhom, my EVIL DEATH RAY OF EVIL shall be the most evil thing you have EVER laid your feeble eyes upon!

[18:36] * MaxTheEvil takes out water gun with the word "EVIL" spray painted on it in pink

[18:36] <@Shawn2> ....

[18:36] <MaxTheEvil> See? Quite DIABOLICAL wouldn't you say?

[18:36] <@Shawn2> Yeah, um, diabloical isn't the word I'd use.

[18:36] <@Shawn2> More lame, than anything.

[18:36] <MaxTheEvil> I wanted to add a flame thrower but this is but a test item, my loyal minion!

[18:36] <MaxTheEvil> Lame?

[18:37] <MaxTheEvil> Are you calling me, LITTLE MISTER DREAD-U-LOCKS, lame?

[18:37] <@Shawn2> Yeah, lame.

[18:37] * MaxTheEvil gasps and looks at him, clearly outraged.

[18:37] <@Shawn2> Now if you excuse me, I have zombie plans to attend to.

[18:37] <@Shawn2> I've only got a week.

[18:37] * Shawn2 walks off.

[18:37] <MaxTheEvil> You have made the biggest mistake of your LIFE!

[18:37] <MaxTheEvil> EVIL SHALL GET YOU TOO, ZOMBIE BOY!

Rodney- User:Toadgamer80
[19:31] <Rodneygamer80> Uh... Hi, Amy.

[19:32] <Rodneygamer80> (CONF): Amy! It's her! Amy is the true one whom my heart desires... She creates a fire of burning looooove...

[19:32] <@Amy2> What do you want, FARM BOY?

[19:32] <Rodneygamer80> (CONF): I have to tell her how I really feel!

[19:32] <Rodneygamer80> Uh, Amy, I just... I just wanted to say that...

[19:32] <Rodneygamer80> Farm... Boys! Yeah, boys! Brothers! Chickens! BgAAAAK! I want... Love! Trees! Yeah!

[19:32] * Rodneygamer80 blushes

[19:33] <@Amy2> ....

[19:33] * Rodneygamer80 picks a dandelion and gives it to Amy without really saying anything else

[19:33] <@Amy2> WHAT?

[19:33] <Rodneygamer80> Uh... Here! :o

[19:33] * Amy2 takes dandelion

[19:33] <@Amy2> This would be nice....

[19:33] <@Amy2> IF I WASN'T ALLERGIC!

[19:33] <Rodneygamer80> (CONF): I knew that that was the perfect way to display my love towards Amy. It's the truest of true love.

[19:33] <@Amy2> Can't you do ANYTHING right?!

[19:33] <Rodneygamer80> I'm... I'm sorry, I...

[19:33] * Rodneygamer80 starts to cry

[19:33] <Rodneygamer80> I just...

[19:33] <@Amy2> ...

[19:33] <@Amy2> Ugh.

[19:33] <Rodneygamer80> Oh, love, why do you hate me so?!

[19:34] * Rodneygamer80 begins sobbing

[19:34] <@Amy2> SPAREmy, come help him!

[19:34] * Amy2 stomps away.

Samey- User:Ashley Hikari
[00:16] <Ashley_> Hey, Scarlett...

[00:17] <Scarlett1> Oh, hello Samey.

[00:17] <Ashley_> Just picking some berries for Amy, like usual.

[00:18] <Ashley_> (Samey- CONF:) Why does Amy have to be so high maintance? I wish she could do some stuff on her own...

[00:18] <Scarlett1> You know, if you defied Amy, your inferiority comples would pribably get less severe.

[00:19] <Ashley_> (Samey) I wish I could, but she'll just come at me again or something. If only I could show everyone how bossy she is..

[00:20] <Scarlett1> Hmm...

[00:21] <Scarlett1> Well, if she only treats YOU badly, just get the rest of the team to see how mean she really is to you.

[00:21] <Scarlett1> Quite simple, really.

[00:22] <Ashley_> Being twins really doesn't have it's perks. She could just pretend to be me...and be in first place, again.

[00:22] <Ashley_> What do you think I should do?

[00:22] <Scarlett1> Try and be as useless as possible in front of the team.

[00:22] <Scarlett1> That way, Amy will get so mad, she'll have to lash out you.

[00:23] <Scarlett1> Therefore, everyone sees how mean Amy really is.

[00:23] <Ashley_> I guess..

[00:23] <Scarlett1> Hmm, well I should be going.

[00:23] <Scarlett1> Good luck with your sister.

[00:24] <Scarlett1> You...seem to need it.

[00:24] <Ashley_> Oh. Well, bye.

[00:24] * Scarlett1 walks away

[00:24] <Ashley_> Thanks...I guess...

Scarlett- User:COKEMAN11
[18:58] <SCKarlett> Hey.

[18:58] <SCKarlett> Aren't you the zombie freak?

[18:59] <@Shawn____-> I'm not a zombie!

[18:59] <@Shawn____-> And I'm not a freak either!

[18:59] <SCKarlett> Well, obviously you're not a zombie.

[18:59] <SCKarlett> It doesn't take an aardvark to tell you're living.

[18:59] <SCKarlett> Are you possibly concerned that you may be suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

[19:00] <@Shawn____-> Pfft, you sound just like my doctor!

[19:00] <SCKarlett> Your doctor?

[19:00] <SCKarlett> If you're seeing a doctor, shouldn't you be a bit more...mentally stable?

[19:00] <SCKarlett> Look, I know obsessive compulsive disorder can be an issue.

[19:00] * SCKarlett laughs nervously

[19:00] <SCKarlett> Trust me...I know.

[19:01] * SCKarlett forces a smile

[19:01] <SCKarlett> But I can try and...help you work through it...?

[19:01] <@Shawn____-> I don't need to work through anything!

[19:01] <@Shawn____-> Other than the ZOMBIE apocalypse

[19:01] * SCKarlett snickers

[19:01] <SCKarlett> You really think that's actually gonna happen?

[19:02] <@Shawn____-> It's OBVIOUSLY going to happen!

[19:02] <SCKarlett> You realize that the Mayans only predicted the end of the world because their work ethic was too lacking to continue writing out the calendar, right?

[19:02] <SCKarlett> Don't you learn these things in basic grammar school?

[19:02] <@Shawn____-> Pfft, school.

[19:02] <@Shawn____-> All there is in shcool is future zombies.

[19:03] <SCKarlett> Someone like you could majorly benefit from leaving your residence once in a while.

[19:03] <SCKarlett> School is an...appropriate place to start.

[19:03] <@Shawn____-> The second you walk outside, a zombie's biting your face off!

[19:03] <@Shawn____-> I know this stuff.

[19:03] <SCKarlett> (CONF) It's hard not to make fun of him. He's clearly suffering from some kind of mental disorder, and I do pity him, but I have to work together with him if I'm gonna take over-- I mean, win the money.

[19:04] <SCKarlett> If you're so sure, then why are you currently outside?

[19:04] <@Shawn____-> ....

[19:04] <@Shawn____-> You're right!

[19:04] <@Shawn____-> I...

[19:04] <@Shawn____-> I...

[19:04] <@Shawn____-> have to find a cave! There won't be zombies in there!

[19:04] * Shawn____- runs off

[19:04] <SCKarlett> Your phobia of the undead is clearly not strong enough to keep you from seeing the sun.

[19:05] <SCKarlett> Oh, bye.

[19:05] <SCKarlett> Maybe he'll actually get some Vitamin D.

Shawn- User:EnTrey
[19:22] <ShawnTrey> Oh, hey Amy.

[19:22] <@Amy4> Ugh.

[19:22] <ShawnTrey> So, what's your team's apocalypse plan?

[19:22] <@Amy4> What do YOU want?

[19:22] <ShawnTrey> You got one?

[19:22] <ShawnTrey> Mine does.

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> I made it myself.

[19:23] <@Amy4> ....Apocalypse plan?

[19:23] <@Amy4> What does that have to dio with anything?

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> You have to be prepared in case the zombie outbreak happens.

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> You need to know where to go, what to bring

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> Who you could eat if it came down to it.

[19:23] <@Amy4> Zombies are just in the MVOVIES.

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> That's what the government WANTS you to think.

[19:23] <@Amy4> If you actually believe they exist, you're delusional.

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> Well, at least I'm not just a sheep.

[19:23] <ShawnTrey> When the zombies come, you'll wish you listened.

[19:24] <@Amy4> They're NOT going to come.

[19:24] <@Amy4> And if they do, I'll feed them Sparemy.

[19:24] <ShawnTrey> Well, that's probably a good enough plan.

[19:24] <ShawnTrey> I mean, if you have to sacrifice somebody.

[19:24] <ShawnTrey> It should be her.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> But whatever.

[19:25] <@Amy4> Right?

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> You aren't getting into MY team's bunker.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> I don't need any more mouths to feed anyway.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> We only have so many gummy worms to live off of for a couple of weeks.

[19:25] <@Amy4> ...

[19:25] <@Amy4> Gummy worms?

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> That's the ideal food for the apocalypse.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> Gummy worms.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> THey never go bad.

[19:25] <@Amy4> You're officially a psycho.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> Those and gummy vitamins.

[19:25] * Amy4 stomps off.

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> Gummy vitamins are delicious like gummy worms

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> But they're also healthy

[19:25] <ShawnTrey> So it's good.

Sky- User:Owenandheatherfan
[12:14] <@Dave1> Hey, Sky!

[12:14] <Sky|OHF> Hey, Dave! I was just looking at some letters from home.

[12:15] <@Dave32> Oh, that's uh...cool.

[12:15] <@Dave32> What did they say?

[12:15] <Sky|OHF> Well, my older sister just got onto the Canadian Olympic team for figure skating!

[12:15] <@Dave32> Figure skating?

[12:15] <@Dave32> That's like, the nerd that sits in the corner of sports.

[12:16] <Sky|OHF> Uh... no.

[12:16] <@Dave32> Um....I mean....

[12:16] <@Dave32> good for her?

[12:16] <Sky|OHF> It's ice dancing and requires rigorous exercising.

[12:16] <Sky|OHF> She's my role model.

[12:16] <Sky|OHF> Sometimes you just need to jump at the opportunity, right?

[12:16] <@Dave32> Yeah.

[12:17] <@Dave32> Speaking of that, ym...I'm gonna jump on the opportunity right now.

[12:17] <@Dave32> Do youw ant to...

[12:17] <@Dave32> uh..

[12:17] <@Dave32> y'know...

[12:17] <@Dave32> go out?

[12:17] <Sky|OHF> Dave...

[12:17] <Sky|OHF> I really like you but...

[12:17] <Sky|OHF> as a friend.

[12:17] <Sky|OHF> And, there's something you should know.

[12:17] <Sky|OHF> I think you're a great guy and all, but-

[12:17] <@Dave32> Don't want to hear the but!

[12:18] <@Dave32> Let's just see where this goes, okay? :)

[12:18] * Dave32 walks off.

Sugar- User:Rhonda the stalker fan!
[01:05] <Rhonda_> Topher, have you seen Leonard? I want see if he knows a spell to make me some grub!

[01:06] <Rhonda_> I don't want to get too skinny or can't stand, just like my Aunt Trish did. She fall right in front of a tractor!

[01:06] <@Topher4> Leonard?

[01:06] <@Topher4> Pfft, who cares about that dork?

[01:06] <@Topher4> The real person you should be looking for is Chris!

[01:07] <Rhonda_> Chris? I've seen hens with more gruff than that pansy.

[01:07] <Rhonda_> Not to mention he's always in my spotlight.

[01:07] <@Topher4> Um, Chris is like, the manliest man ever.

[01:07] <@Topher4> Although he is getting a bit old.

[01:07] <@Topher4> Wouldn't you say?

[01:08] <Rhonda_> Getting? He makes a mule look young. If only there was a way to get rid of Chris...

[01:08] <Rhonda_> You wouldn't be interested in that would you Topher?

[01:09] <@Topher4> ...

[01:09] <@Topher4> I would, actually!

[01:09] <@Topher4> :D

[01:09] <Rhonda_> Then I say we form an alliance, so we can achieve that! And get some food.

[01:09] <@Topher4> Wow, Sugar!

[01:10] <@Topher4> You'rew smarter than you look!

[01:10] <@Topher4> Not that that's hard. :|

[01:10] <Rhonda_> What are you trying to say about my looks?

[01:10] <Rhonda_> Do you know how long this hair took?

[01:10] <Rhonda_> You have no idea how long getting the perfect hair can be.

[01:11] <Rhonda_> Well...maybe you do. Who does your hair; it's so poofy.

[01:11] <Rhonda_> (pokes hair)

[01:11] <@Topher4> Don't touch it! D:

[01:11] <Rhonda_> It's like a squirrel's tail.

[01:11] <@Topher4> Do you KNOW how much gel this takes?

[01:12] <Rhonda_> Mmm...smells nice. Can I eat it?

[01:12] <@Topher4> ...

[01:12] <@Topher4> WHAT?!

[01:12] <Rhonda_> Just saying if you have a little extra. We can talk about that later, right now we need a plan to deal with Chris.

[01:13] <Rhonda_> I say we put him in a box...than squash it with a hammer!

[01:13] <@Topher4> Um....

[01:13] <@Topher4> I don't think that'll work out well.

[01:13] <Rhonda_> That's what my Uncle Louie always did with the folks he didn't like, till he went to jail.

[01:14] <Rhonda_> Well, maybe we could do something else. Maybe I could eat Chris' hair gel...

[01:14] <@Topher4> Uh...yeah....

[01:14] <@Topher4> I'm gonna go find chris.

[01:15] <@Topher4> You...do that.

[01:15] * Topher4 walks away.

Topher- User:Blake Megido
[17:50] <Topher|> Max! Have you seen Chris? I need to ask him something -- well, a lot of things.

[17:50] <@Max1> Chris?

[17:50] <Topher|> Yes!

[17:50] <@Max1> Such E VVIL does not have time for infernal beings such as Chris!

[17:51] <Topher|> Right. So he's at the meeting place.

[17:51] <@Max1> Pfft.

[17:51] <@Max1> I don't see why you're so obsessed with him anyway.

[17:51] <@Max1> His EVIL challenges are no match for MY EVIL!

[17:51] <Topher|> He's CHRIS MCCLEAN! How can you NOT like him?

[17:52] <@Max1> HeHe's not SINISTGER enough!

[17:53] <@Max1> He needs to reach his inner EVIL!

[17:53] <Topher|> Chris isn't evil D: He's the nicest person ever. :D

[17:54] <@Max1> Pfft, I have no time for this nonsense.

[17:54] <@Max1> I need to go and plot my next plan!

[17:54] * Max1 walks away.

[17:54] <Topher|> Neither do I. I have to go catch Chris

Well, that's basically it. See you later.

Future Me hates me. I hate Past Me. It's generational hate. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:44, September 1, 2014 (UTC)