User blog:Jake R/It's over 2250! And writing time. And it has jokes in it ;D

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Edit Count
Jake R of Orlando, Florida has recently recieved 2,000 edits. Jake just realized he hit a girl :o. I mean, 2,000 edits. He just realized this, and wanted to share that.

Jake has asked no one to remember this. *zaps everyone's eyes*

Total Drama: Boarding School
TD:BS (don't make fun of the name, or else you guys are considered bullies :@) is a new story by Jake. He promises mostly humor, with drama and romance (But no kissing, because some people have cooties in there.)

Jake has let a scene be revealed. *drops file on ground.* Here it is. This is a challenge for Lunch BTW.

Omar looks rested.

"C'mon man!" said Regis. "Just eat it so we can win this stupid challenge."

Omar gets up with his hands on his stomach. His team looks at him sadly. However, Omar takes off his belt and unzips his pants. He leaves his pants on.

With his zipper down, he continues eating. "That's better." he said.

Non-Scene
Jake hopes you guys like it. He worked on this joke hard. *giggles* That's what she said.

Writing Time
Jake is a very busy guy. He has homework, work work, and a box of cheez-its to finish. He doesn't have a lot of time for writing. Here is his schedule:

Monday- Eat Cheez-its.

Tuesday- Take 5 Hour Energy. Then eat flat soda for dinner.

Wednesday- Stare at people. (Just kidding. That's MrD's job, if it's women)

Thursday- Like 3.9/4 people on the world, FB.

Friday- Dislike every video on YT except "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Saturday: 3 hours at the gym (steriods sold separately)

Sunday: Spray silly string at random people.

Jake will write when he has time. He says sorry for the inconvi-incove-incove-inconvience. He doesn't like big words.

End
This is the end of the party. Jake hopes you enjoyed it.

This blog wil self destruct in 3....2......


 * blow*

Real ending
This was a joke blog xD. But it's true about my schedule, I don't have A LOT of time xD.

Jake is  the hyperactive teen   of the wiki!  02:08, August 29, 2011 (UTC)