Total Drama: Stars of the Season!

Chapter 1: An All Star Party
Chris: Welcome to the most amazing season of total drama! After 4 seasons and 32 victims-i mean contestants. It is time for a fifth one! Its time for TOTAL DRAMA STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chris: Welcome Back, we just commenced our new season of Total Drama! Only the best of the best managed to make it into the season, and i think i can see them coming!

(bus approaches the runway)

Chris: I don't believe it. It's starting!

Stacey: (comes out of nowhere) Oh hey Chris! Is this where we are starting!

Chris: Oh, ye-

Theodore: Ugh. Why am i here again?

Chris: Hello Th-

Mrs McLean: Hey babe, what do you want me to do!

Chris: Uhh, can you three sit down over there, the bus with the contestants is coming!

Theodore: Why should i care. But fine.

Mrs McLean: Even me hubby?

Chris: Yes, even you. The door is opening! (gasps)

Theodore: Stop being so dramatic.

Stacey: He's trying to embrace the moment! Its fun to host a season!

Chris: Yes, correct Stacey! But anyway, from our new cast, welcome back Jason! Sophia! Marilyn!

(Jason, Sophia and Marilyn step off bus)

Jason: Yay! I can win some more money and make some more friends.

Marilyn: I don't really want to be here- i better get out first.

Sophia: You came back because i did! Now lets make it to the final 2 again! Girlfriends forever!

Chris: Ok, you three, stand to the side as we get our next contestants in, welcome back Joshua, Pierre, Lucas and Hannah!

Pierre: Oui! I get to compete around the world with my best friend! This is awesome!

Joshua: Stop it, its embarrassing.

Pierre: Be happy that you at least got a chance!

Lucas: Speaking of how people got a chance, how did Hannah make it?

Hannah: Shut up. I didn't ask you. Grr, why am i here.

Chris: Were all thinking the same question, but lets introduce our original cast members! Welcome back Attica, Flo and Steph, the hosts of our aftermath!

Attica: Yay! I'm back with my boyfriend Steph!

Steph: Hopefully Wyatt gets in this.

Flo: Oh please, he literally won season 1.

Steph: Gee, thats reassuring.

Flo: Dude, do you ever speak in a non-sarcastic voice?

Steph: No.

Chris: Thats enough of you guys, next up is Wyatt, Richard and Olivia!

Richard/Olivia: Yay! We are both so excited to be here!

(kisses)

Wyatt: I had to deal with that for nearly 2 hours.

Steph: Hey Wyatt! Nice to see you again!

Wyatt: Hi Steph, nice to see a couple that can go a minute without making out.

Richard: Hey!

Attica: Thanks! -I think!

Chris: Now we have Julia, Brett and Brian.

Julia: Woohoo! Brett, are you ready for another season of athleticness! Wait that isn't a word.

Brett: Yeah. Wyatt, Steph, nice to see my bros again!

Attica: Hey Julia, hopefully this time we can make the finals together!

Julia: Sure! (Julia walks to Attica but bumps into Flo)

Flo: Oh

Julia: Uhh

Jason: What is with this tension?

Brian: Have you watched this show before best bro?

Jason: Nah.

Brian: How did you win then?

Brett: Are you sad you didn't win Brian?

Brian: Sorta. (sigh)

Chris: I don't care Brian, there can only be one winner. Make way for Lacey, Nmet and Paul! Our final competitors!

Brian: Yay! Lacey! And no Yasmine!

Julia: Why is Paul out of all people in?

Paul: Hey! Thats not niece i mean nice!

Julia: Paul, you have to deal with that thing.

Paul: Its a speech impediment! I've hay it i mean had it since i was 5.

Julia: Still.

Nmet: Girl, way to be insensitive.

Paul: Its ko i mean ok.

Nmet: Whatever, i wasn't defending you.

Chris: Is that all of you?

Joshua: Yep, Have you forgotten how to count?

Chris: Shut. Up. Josh. Wait. We are missing one thing!

Nmet: Is it Mnet?

Hannah: Get over it girl, she won't make it.

Chris: Like the drama, but don't interrupt. We are missing the- (hears plane propeller in the distance) there it is!

(everyone looks up to see a military plane in the sky, it flies down onto the runway)

Chris: This is the beauty we will be riding across the world this season.

Marilyn: Uhh, did you make that plane out of paper?

Chris: NO! I only made the wings out of paper!

Pierre: I'm not so of being sure that flying with paper wings is safe.

Chris: Too bad, deal with it. If we crash, then we crash.

Joshua: I can almost smell your stingyness.

Richard: Stingyness is not a word.

Joshua: I wasn't asking yo-

Chris: Anyway, Theodore will be flying the plane! So lets go on a tour of the plane while i explain the rules!

Attica: Wait, before we start. Who was flying the plane?

Theodore: Is someone taking ma job! I don't wanna be homeless again! Gah! (Theodore busts through plane door)

Nmet: Should we follow that thing?

Chris: He isn't a thing Nmet. Theodore is more valuable than you! But yes, lets follow him.

(Chris, Stacey, Mrs McLean and the 19 contestants walk into the plane)

Chris: So, welcome to season 5! Since this season is all stars, we decided to give you a treat!

Attica: As in, flying around the world in a near-broken plane.

Chris: Shut up. We have a busy schedule! So, here is the place we will normally exit for challenges!

Julia: Woo! Yay! Challenges!

Flo: As in the only way you could survive this competition.

Julia: Hey! I could win this season if i wanted to!

Flo: So did you not want to win in season 1,2 or 3?

Julia: You're so annoying! I thought you were better than this!

Flo: Coming from you, you just take a chance to pick a fight whenever you can.

Julia: Gr- (Brett pushes Julia away from Flo)

Brett: Girls. Stop it.

Chris: Thank you, seriously. Down here is where you'll guys will eat.

Wyatt: That isn't a lot of food. Especially for 19 people.

Chris: Do you have to comment on everything! Gosh! Over to my left is where the losers will be staying. Economy class!

Hannah: Eew, i refuse to sleep here.

Lucas: You won't be in the competition long enough to do so.

Chris: Up these stairs is where our winners will spend their time. But speaking of time, we don't have enough of it because we need to do our first challenge!

Joshua: We have to do a challenge on the first day!

Sophia: You gotta be kidding me.

Chris: Anyway, last but not least is the confessional! You know what to do in here!

Lacey: Is it a toilet again?

Chris: Yeah, so?

Lacey: Is this the only place we can do our business?

Chris: Sorry not sorry. But we're taking you around the world, don't forget how expensive that would be. Go make confessionals after the first challenge.

Lacey: Sure. Whatever.

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Joshua: No. I didn't.

Chris: Well, we are. Too bad. So to give a twist this season, our episode! Will have an elimination!

(everyone gasps)

Chris: Yep! So, lets get out of this plane, and let me explain it to you losers!

Mrs McLean: What do you want me to do, hubby wu-

Chris: CLEAN MY ROOM!

Mrs McLean: Is this fair!

Stacey: What will i do?

Chris: Just follow me in, maybe you could partner up with me!

Stacey: Heh, thanks!

Mrs McLean(CONF): That was weird.

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(say they went inside Rogers Centre)

Chris: This is Rogers Centre!

Julia: It's its-

Brett: Every sports

Jason: Fans dream.

Julia: Its beautiful!

Brett: (drools)

Nmet: Guys, this is really weird to look at. Snap out of it! (slaps Julia, Brett and Jason)

Chris: Since you are all stars, i don't need to explain how this competition works. So lets explain the challenge! There are 53 thousand seats in this stadium. And there are nineteen gilded chris awards hidden behind any one of those seats! You have to find one and get back to the grounds. Give it to me and you will not be eliminated! Last one to give it to me is out! Got it! Go-

Brian: Wait, so you are saying we have to search through all of THAT!

Olivia: Unfortunately.

Richard: According to my calculations, there is about a 1 in 2800 that we'll find one.

Olivia: (Sighs in love) You are just so smart!

Wyatt: Can we go now? I don't want to hear them for much longer.

Chris: I guess, go go go! (contestants run up stairs.)

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Steph(CONF): I think working together in a challenge like this would be smart! I think it could be an opportunity to create an alliance too.

Steph: Wyatt, Attica. How would you like it if us three created an alliance!

Wyatt: Really, you want an alliance?

Steph: Sure! I want to vote with people i can rely on!

Attica: Well, you can count on me! Lets keep looking! (The three walk away while Nmet comes in)

Nmet(CONF): Great. An alliance has already been formed. If i want to at least make merge this time i better improve my game, i don't care how desperate my moves are.

Nmet: (to herself) Come on Nmet, think! Who is dumb enough to be my ally. (sees Paul trip over)

Nmet(CONF): Perfect.

Nmet: Hey Paul! Would you like to team up for the challenge!

Paul: Sure, since Brian isn't here, i don't have that much to do.

Nmet: Brian is here! Maybe he's on the other side of the stadium! But we need to be fast if we both want to make it!

Paul: I will, captain!

Nmet: You want me to be the captain, really!

Paul: Sure, i can't lead a group. Hey i just went an entire conversotion i mean conversation without making a mista- (Brett and Julia walk over Paul) OWW!

Brett: Sorry, but we saw ours straight away and we wanted to win!

Julia: Good luck guys! (Brett and Julia run off)

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Flo: Ugh. Come on, where could it be- (Jason runs into Flo)

Jason: Hey! Oh sorry, i just wanted to find one of those statues. Do you have any luck.

Flo: Nope! But i just checked those three rows and there was nothing. Might as well save you the time!

Jason: Thanks, and by the way, why are you so- snappish at Julia!

Flo: I'm guessing you haven't watched this show before.

Jason: No, not really.

Flo: So basically, i played an "antagonistic" game on my first try, and since then me and Julia were never friends.

Jason: Yeah, but you shouldn't hold grudges man, i mean girl.

Flo: I dunno, its just easier to shout at her then laugh with her! Plus, i don't think she wants to be friends either.

Jason: Whatever, you have to stop these arguments! I think i should try and get you two talking.

Flo: Why do you need to worry about Julia and I. Focus on your own game.

Jason: I've already won, so this season i can focus on the others!

Flo: Wow, (blushes) thats really cool of you!

Jason: Speaking of cool, you have really pretty eyes. Flo: Um, thanks! Wait, i haven't checked this row for statues. Huh, there are 3 statues here!

Jason: Nice finding Fl-

Hannah: (runs down stairs) 3 statues did i hear! AND IS THIS FLO! THE SMARTEST MOST CREATIVE ANTAGONIST EVER! I COPIED AFTER YOU!

Flo: Yeah?

Hannah: Eeek! Really! Lets go down!

Jason: Um, sure.

Jason(CONF): I think that they could be best friends if they tried! Its my job to get them to at least not scream at each other.

Flo(CONF): I don't know why i just agreed with him. It might have been his hair, or eyes, or smile! He is kinda cute and clearly very nice! But yeah, i think i might have a crush.

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Chris: I can see our first contestants coming!

Stacey: So do i just sit and watch?

Chris: If ya want.

Stacey: Seriously, are you sure there aren't any jobs that need doing.

Chris: Yes its fine!

Julia: Uhh, Chris. We have our statues.

Chris: Oh, sorry. Congratulations, Brett, Julia, Hannah, Flo and Jason! You guys will make it to the next episode!

Julia: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Flo: Shut up!

Jason: Flo, calm down.

Julia: Telling Flo to calm down, oh i like this guy already!

Brett: Whats going on?

Jason: Nothing dude.

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Paul: I find a statue! NO!

Nmet: Paul, thats a good thing. And it's found a statue. But, we need to make sure i get my statue first. So hurry up!

Paul: Is this fai-

Nmet: Of course, shut up and keep going. (Paul and Nmet walk away)

Pierre: Agh! I can't find a statue anywhere!

Joshua: Just give up, and start tomorrow. One of us is so getting out!

Pierre: Don't think negatively, for all we know 2 statues could fall out of the sky!

Joshua: Aha, that always works.

Pierre: But none are falling out of the sky!

Joshua: Well in that case, lets keep looki-

Pierre: SKY! SKY! HELLO! ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO OUR WISH!

Joshua: Pierre, seriously?

Pierre: DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW A BAGUETTE AT YOU SKY!

Joshua: Dude. There are 2 statues right there.

Pierre: Oh, sorry hombre. Wait thats Spanish.

Joshua: It's ok! But lets go dude!

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Sophia: Lets be in an alliance again this year!

Marilyn: Sure!

Lucas: Cool, but is it ok if i work by myself for this challenge! I want to really concentrate when i get the statues.

Marilyn: Sure thing Lucey mcutey!

Lucas: Never call me that again.

Sophia: Ok, well good luck Lucas! (Lucas runs up stairs)

Marilyn: Guess it’s just you and me. (sigh)

Sophia: You seem burnt out, what’s the problem?

Marilyn: I just really don’t wanna be here. I wanted to go to this goth event in Vancouver.

Sophia: Think of what you’d do with a million dollars. You could buy the best goth outfit in the world!

Marilyn: Face it So-So.

Sophia: So-So? You are calling me that now?

Marilyn: Yes. But we are not gonna win!

Sophia: Yes we will! Get up and follow me!

Marilyn: (rolls eyes) Fine.

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Olivia: Richard.

Richard: (looking for statue) Yeah Olivia?

Olivia: Do you think that we might be targets, since we just won?

Richard: So what if we are, we will just have to prove them wrong again!

Olivia: I guess.... I'm just a bit nervous this season.

Richard: If it makes you feel better we have combined 3 million dollars. We don't need to win anymore money.

Olivia: I know. But whatever, i just feel people will take us out early!

Richard: That could be true.

Olivia: So what do you think could help us come of as less of a threat?

Richard: I dunno.

Olivia: I thought you were supposed to be the brainiac of this duo.

Richard: (rolls eyes)

Richard(CONF): Being forced to be smart is basically what emotionally killed me in season 3. Id expect this from someone like Yasmine, but when its from your own girlfriend! Wowzers.

Richard: Why don't we do something that could get us out!

Olivia: Like?

Richard: Looking way too dependent on each other.

Olivia: Are you sure that could work.

Richard: It shou- hang on! There is 4 statues!

Olivia: Oh yeah! Lets take them and get out of here!

Richard: Wait, maybe we should offer these statues to someone? You know- so people don't think we are greedy or selfish.

Olivia: Ok! But who should we give them too? (Sophia and Marilyn walk by)

Sophia: Hey guys! Is that 2 spare statues?

Marilyn: Can we have them?

Richard: (smirks) Sure. Hehe.

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Chris: Is that 6 more coming?

Flo: Chris? Can i ask you a question?

Chris: Sure thing, valued contestant.

Chris(CONF): She's only valued cause she brings a lot of drama.

Flo: Did you full on copy this challenge from the season 2 qualifiers a year ago?

Chris: ........ This is our 65th episode, if we have to re-use stuff, we will!

Joshua: Umm, i don't know what you're talking about, but Pierre, Richard, Marilyn, Olivia, Sophia and I already made it. So (sarcastically) woohoo we're safe.

Pierre: Josh, you have to be more of enthusiastic.

Chris: Yeah, yeah whatever you 6 are safe. (puts on loudspeaker while everyone covers their ears) GUYS! 11 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM WITH THEIR STATUES! SO YOU HAVE TO BE ONE OF THE NEXT 7 PEOPLE TO MAKE IT HERE IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE IN THIS COMPETITION!

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Lacey: Brian? You found anything hottie mctottie!

Brian: N-n-no?

Lacey: Are you sure you haven't seen anytthing?

Brian: Y-yes i'm s-su-re.

Lacey: Uh Bran? Whats the matter.

Brian: I think i'm just a little scared of heights!

Lacey: Aww, it will be ok!

Brian: I know, it doesn't help that i'm gonna be on a plane for a lot too!

Lacey: Don't worry! Where is the motivated Brian that nearly won a million dollars!

Brian: (sigh) Back in season 3.

Brian(CONF): I love heights! It's just that- i came so far last time and i was so close! I don't know if it's worth it to put so much effort again when it could fail!

Lacey: Brian, just hold my hand! It'll be ok.

Brian: Ok! (the two hold hands and have a romantic moment)

Lacey: Just remember, you can get through your fe-(Steph, Attica and Wyatt walk by)

Wyatt: What are you guys doing?

Attica: And why does Brian look dead?

Lacey: He is scared of heights and we are at the top bit of the stadium.

Attica: Poor him, here, (gives Lacey a wet tissue) put it on his head. It will calm him down.

Lacey: Does this work?

Steph: She does it on me every time my head hurts. It works really well.

Wyatt: Thats great and all, but where did Brian go?

Lacey: Right next to m-(Lacey looks to her right) BRIAN! IS HE OKAY!

Attica: Calm down i'm sure he i-

Brian: (from the bottom of the stairs) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Wyatt: You were saying.

Lacey: Brian, NO! (runs down stairs)

Attica: I have bandages. And an ice pack!

Wyatt: Oh no this is so scary! Poor Brian!

Steph: Do you want us to come down to see Brian?

Attica: No! Just let the professionals work! (runs down stairs)

Wyatt: I just wanted to be nice!

Steph: Its ok Wyatt, Attica is practically a nurse. She'll fix him up.

Wyatt: I just don't like knowing other people are hurt!

Steph: Neither do i. Unless it's myself.

Wyatt: Wait Steph. When did you get 2 gold shoes?

Steph: I didn't. What are you talking about!

Wyatt: Never mind, thats not a shoe- ITS THE STATUES!

Steph: There is 3 of them. Thats great! One for you, one for me, one for Attica! (Nmet walks by, while dragging Paul)

Nmet: I don;t think so. I'll take that thank you!

Steph: Thats not fair!

Nmet: I don't see your name on it!

Paul: Yuah i mean yeah!

Wyatt: Paul........... shut up.

Nmet: Too bad. (takes statue and walks down)

Nmet(CONF): Wow, being evil feels, refreshing! Something new for me!

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Steph: Should we find another one or just abandon Attica. Ugh, having a girlfriend in a competition is so hard.

Wyatt(CONF): I haven't dated anyone before, but it can't be that hard. Not that i want one, just... curious. Hehe.

Wyatt: What if we go down, put in our statues and then go back up to help Attica!

Steph: Thats actually a great idea! Lets go!

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Nmet: I'm here.

Paul: See am I!

Nmet: Paul, its so am I. SO!

Paul: Whatev-

Wyatt: Steph and I made it back!

Steph: Yes!

Steph(CONF): Where is this confidence coming from. I get i changed. But i don't feel like i need to be as enthusiastic about everyone.

Chris: You four are safe. Wait a little while for the last 3 safe contestants to come!

Wyatt: Chris?

Chris: Yes Wyatt.

Steph: Can we go back up and find statues for Attica?

Chris: No.

Wyatt: Plea-

Chris: My answer is NO! Wait here until we're done.

Steph: Man...

Wyatt: Fine!

Brian: (out of nowhere) I am so lucky that i can still walk.

Steph: You're alive!

Brian: Haha, very funny. But Chris, here is my statue.

Chris: Oh, it looks like Brian is SAFE! Only 2 more spots left!

Brian: Lacey isn't here. (gulp)

Steph: Attica isn't here. (gulp)

Marilyn: Lucas isn't here. (gulp)

Chris: Let me just speak to the remaining 3 (gets loudspeaker) ATTICA, LUCAS AND LACEY! YOU ARE THE ONLY 3 WHO HAVEN'T TURNED IN THEIR STATUES!

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Lacey: Wait, this means Brian gave in his statue! He's ok!

Attica: And so did Steph. He went on without me! If i get out today i'm gonna dum-

Lacey: Attica? There's 3 statues right here. (Lucas runs to Attica and Lacey)

Lucas: 3 statues! Thats one for each of us.

Attica: Great math skills. But i'm gonna go! I can't waste time! (Attica takes statue)

Lucas: I guess we should get ours too.

Lacey: Uhh, yeah. (the 3 run to get to the bottom field)

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Attica: There's Chris! Woo!

Lucas: Yes. I'm in the lead!

Attica: Oh no! I'm in last!

Lucas: Sorry Attica, i'll be sure to enjoy the world tour for you!

Attica: Grr!

Lacey: Easy, tiger. Calm do-

Attica: (Attica runs like a professional athlete to Chris)

Chris: Attica! It looks like you made it!

Lacey: So did i! (out of nowhere)

Chris: I guess Lacey will take the final spot. That leaves Lucas. (Lucas runs to Chris)

Lucas: Oh no! First out! My juvy bros are gonna kill me!

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Marilyn: Lucas, this can't happen so soon!

Sophia: We'll keep fighting.

Marilyn: Will we?

Sophia: (covers Marilyn's mouth) We have to! For you!

Lucas: Thanks? Its ok if you don't win. Yuck that sounded nice and sincere.

Marilyn: You know it's ok to show a shred of kindness- right?

Chris: Eww that's enough lovey dovey talk. Lets get Lucas on our new elimination device! 0(Stacey drives in with a car shaped of Canada.)

Stacey: I'm here!

Chris: Nice job Stacey- (Mrs McLean comes in)

Mrs McLean: Excuse me! I'm the one who made this car! Ugh! I get no respect around here! (walks off)

Chris: That was dramatic. Even for me. Anyway Lucas! This is our elimination device! Whenever it senses a human it automatically drives off!

Lucas: To where?

Chris: You'll find out. Don't worry.

Lucas: (sigh) Well, goodbye girls! (sits in chair while it drives off) Marilyn: (gasps)

Chris: Before we go back in the plane to finish up. We need to get the teams assembled!

Hannah: Is it the first 9 on one team and the second nine on the other?

Chris: Nope! This season is based on your previous placements! So since Wyatt, Olivia, Richard and Jason have won a season. They'll be on Team A! Julia, Brian and Sophia. You'll also be on Team A for coming second! And since Flo and Marilyn came third on their first try, they'll be on Team A! The Finalist Falcons. The other nine, as in, Steph. Lacey! Attica! Brett! Nmet! Paul! Joshua! Pierre and Hannah will be on Team B! The Wannabe Woodpeckers!

Brett: Why do they have to be focused on birds.

Chris: Cause birds fly and so do planes, speaking of planes, get in that plane and make a confessional before our running time is up.

Wyatt(CONF): I don't think there is any possible way i could make merge with my record in this game! Now i don't even have Steph and Attica to vote with!

Olivia(CONF): I get to fly around the world with rich Richard so. I'm not complaining!

Richard(CONF): What Olivia said has really stuck with me, but we should let another team win, right?

Jason(CONF): Epic! Flo and Julia are on my team, so i can work with them! And maybe have a rel- alliance with Flo!

Julia(CONF): Ugh FLO! Thats the 4th season in a row i've been on the same team! Attica and Brett are also on the other side!

Brian(CONF): I am hungry to make it to the finale and win! As long as it isn't cheating or manipulating, i will use it!

Sophia(CONF): I guess my teams cool and all, but i don't know how Marilyn will cope without Lucas!

Flo(CONF): At least i'm with Jason! He is so hot. I mean helpful! Yeah hes helpful!

Marilyn(CONF): (sigh) Why do I even bother to try anymore.

Attica(CONF): I'm stoked to do another season! I just hope Wyatt and Julia survive on the Finalist Falcons!

Brett(CONF): I don't know if Steph wants to team up again. So i might have to do this alone! And i don't like that Jason guy, he's a bit. ......flirty. I can't risk a repeat of Season 2 or 3 again!

Joshua(CONF): I don't really have much to say. So yeah.

Pierre(CONF): Joshua and I are going to dominate this season! We are so average at this! Oops i meant great at this.

Nmet(CONF): Good, I have my puppet with me. But i still need to build up numbers.

Paul(CONF): My only jail i mean goal is to learn how to speak properly.

Hannah(CONF): WHY CAN'T I BE WITH THE AMAZING FLO!

Steph(CONF): Wyatt will ace it on the Falcons. But i don't know if i trust myself to keep Attica and I safe.

Lacey(CONF): I need to be with Brian to comfort him! Oh well, at least I have Attica again.

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Chris: Well, i think that cuts it for our first episode of our fifth season! Who will get out second. What more drama will happen? Find out next time on Total Drama: STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 2: Broadway at the Big Apple
Theodore: Finally, found the cockpit on this thing. Now just need to go in and find out who is trying to steal my job! (runs into cockpit) Oh. Its on autopilot.

Chris: (comes out of no-where) What are you doing?

Theodore: Oh nothing, i just feel like someone is trying to take my pilot job.

Chris: As long as the plane is flying, also if you aren't doing any work, i don't need to give you your paycheck.

Theodore: Shut up.

Chris: Anyway, i'm gonna go get breakfast with Stacey.

Theodore: Why won't you go with your wife. Ugh. Speaking so much hurts my throat.

Chris: She is serving breakfast to the contestants. Anyway, adios hombre!

Theodore: Him speaking Spanish reminds me of the war of 1812. My grandson died in that war. (sniff)

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Nmet(CONF): Ok, so i wanna play dirty, but not get any blame. How can i do this? I don't like her or anything, but Flo did a pretty good job of this back in Brazil, maybe i can take some tips.

Jason: Wanna get something to eat, i want to know you more before starting this experiment.

Flo: Sure! It's not like i have anything else to do, i just need to go to the bathroom, wait a second!

Flo(CONF): Jason is sooo hot. But, i don't really want a relationship right now, thats just another person to worry about and i don't want to worry about another persons status.

(Flo walks out of confessional, in front of Nmet)

Flo: Gah! You scared me Nmet!

Nmet: Good.

Flo: You are one weird girl.

Nmet: So? But anyway, can i come to eat with you?

Flo: Eh, why not. Follow me.

Nmet(CONF): Perfect, this might also lead to an alliance. I know if i wanna make big moves, i need to have loyal slav- i mean friends to have my back!

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Jason: So, uhh, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Flo: I just spend my time on the internet, what about you?

Jason: I usually am in training, for basketball, soccer(football), track.

Flo: Wow! You really are athletic!

Jason: I guess, i just like competing! Which is probably why i signed up for this.

Nmet: Not to ruin this conversation, or to change the subject, but can i ask you a question Flo?

Flo: Sure, ask ahead.

Nmet: When you put on a facade in Clash of the Action, what was it like!

Jason: Huh? What facade!

Flo: Oh, um yeah. (blushes)

Nmet: So what happened was Flo acted nice so everyone would like her, but was secretly being evil and getting people out behind the scenes.

Jason: Wow, she told me she was playing like an antagonist, but thats pretty cold!

Flo(CONF): That was so embarrassing! What does Nmet even want from me!

Jason: Well, i guess thats another step to niceness you need to go through.

Flo: I have improved since then, i voted myself out in season 2 because of guilt!

Jason: I guess, anyway, i'm gonna see if i can find a workout place around here, catch you girls later! (runs away)

Nmet: You know you never answered my question, but whatever. (walks away)

Flo: What does that girl want from me!

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Pierre: So, what was your season like?

Joshua: Am i supposed to care.

Pierre: Oui, Josh, oui.

Lacey: Our season was a lot of fun!

Paul: Some bits of it were rowing i mean really heard i mean hard!

Lacey: I agree, we don't need to mention Yasmine or anything, but it was a blast!

Paul: I guess so....

Pierre: Your season sounded exciting! Moi et mon pote Josh nous sommes amuses aussi.

Paul: Uhh, what does that mean?

Joshua: According to Google Translate, he meant that Pierre and I  had fun too. Though i didn't really.

Pierre: Joshua, you can't dwell on the negatives! Then life is borin-

Joshua: Ok, i'll try, but not like my optimism levels are that high.

Lacey: Hahaha, you guys are funny!

Joshua: How do i make people laugh.

Pierre: You are a funny person!

Joshua: Hahahaha. Thats real funny. But enough of that, if i hear any more laughter, my ears will pop.

Paul: Goodness! Are you being siri! Or serious?

Joshua: Lacey, does this guy understand sarcasm.

Lacey: Afraid not my friend!

Lacey(CONF): Since i won't be with Brian this time around, I should try and make more friends on my team!

Joshua(CONF): I'm not funny. That is all.

Pierre(CONF): Josh is a little depressing sometimes, he says its just being realistic, but sometimes i do worry for him, especially because he's my friend!

Paul(CONF): All the strategic thoughting, i mean thinking that i was involved around in season 3 has opened my mind! So, if they are my friends, the can also be allies. Wait, (to himself) 3, carry the 5, multiply by 8, if you end i mean add Nmet i could have 4 total allies. Including myself thats a ma-jor-it-y? Is that how its said?

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Julia: Dude, are you ok?

Brett: Yeah you don't look to good.

Brian: (shaking) Uhh, i think its food poisoning or something.

Julia: Yeah but no-one else seems sick.

Brett: Bro, you are literally carved into a ball. Whats wrong?

Brian: Its nothing, really.

Julia: Thats what they all say...

Brian: Maybe it has to do with the altitude? I don't really kno- (vomits onto Julia)

Julia: Oh my gosh, my shirt! BRIAN!

Brett: Don't scream at him, he couldn't control it.

Brian: I honestly don't think i can compete in the challenge.

Julia:: Should we tell Chris?

Brett: Do you want us to?

Brian: No, don't, you'd think they could hire a decent nurse, but they spend a lot of the budget on other stuff.

Julia: I know. Do you want us to stay or g-(bit of vomit drops onto her shoes) EEEEEEWWWWW! I can taste an apple with my toenail!

Brett: Nice to know you have 2 tongues.

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Steph: No you aren't, you'll survive! I know you can!

Attica: Wow Steph, i love this sportsmanship! But what about us.

Steph: Yeah we are eggs with toast on our team.

Attica: No we aren't, we just need a third member.

Wyatt: We do?

Steph: Do we?

Wyatt: Isn't that 4 people in that case?

Attica: I mean 3 on each team! But who?

Steph: I don't know.

Attica: Steph you are supposed to be the leader.

Wyatt: I think you should do

Chris: (from cockpit) CHALLENGE IS STARTING! GET TO THE LEAVING ROOM PRONTO!

Wyatt: I guess i can tell you later.

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Olivia: New York! (gasps) I could buy so many things!

Chris: Yeah, but there's no time for shopping-

Mrs McLean: Can i go shopping?

Chris: No, you have to book for our next location, remember!

Stacey: I don't have any jobs, what about me?

Chris: Of course you can princess.

Mrs McLean(CONF): I'm getting sick of that woman. Ugh. Look at her, with her perfect skin complexion and her hai-

Hannah: Whats our challenge, Chris?

Chris: You will be going to a theater and trying to push a gigantic apple across the stage with your team.

Joshua: Annoying dumb host say what?

Chris: Hey! But yes, you heard me right. After you push your apple across the stage you must answer a question about this glorious city. First team to do so wins, and the other team will be going to elimination!

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Brett(CONF): It sounds a bit weird, but i'm actually pumped to do this challenge!

Steph(CONF): I'm not too concerned with winning today, i just am focused on finding the right ally.

Paul(CONF): This challenge is less crazier i mean crazy than Yasmine, so i'll be finland! Wait, i mean fine. Imagine if we go to Finland! That would be car i mean co- (static shows)

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Flo: Here is where we are supposed to turn left.

Wyatt: I can see another corridor up ahead, but i think we do this one.

Richard: As Chris aforementioned, he said to perambulate and he didn't really specify if it was the first or second turn. But i assume he was trying to say the first turn.

Julia: ....... In English please.

Olivia: What he meant was we have to turn left here since he didn't say anything about the second turn.

Richard: Oh, hehe. You are so smart! (kisses Olivia)

Julia: (facepalms)

Julia(CONF): I get i am not Steven Hawking and Richard is smart, but can't he just use more simple words!

Sophia: Lets go guys!

Marilyn: Do we have to!

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Brett(CONF): I am willing to be the team leader, i just don't want to go crazy like in season 3.

Hannah: Who died and made you leader of our team!

Paul: WHO DIED!

Nmet: Paul- its a figure of speech.

Paul: A fig ogre of a spear peach?

Nmet: Dude, shut up.

Steph: I'm fine with it, we have to go anytime, plus Brett is a pretty good player.

Brett: Why thank you.

Attica: Um, we are falling behind. Should we go now?

Joshua: Yeah. Good call Attica. (the Wannabe Woodpecker go up stairs)

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Richard: Why is there about 143 stairs to just get up to a stage?

Flo: Better question, how do you know that.

Richard: I've been counting.

Julia: Stop it with the chitter-chatter! We have to win!

Brian: YES WE MUST WIN! MUST WIN!

Jason: Bro, are you ok?

Julia: He is turning blue again.

Richard: Those symptoms are an early detection of "Competition starting to ruin my personality syndrome" Or CSRP for short.

Olivia: That exists?

Richard: Yes, it was discovered by myself after doing research on my body throughout seasons.

Wyatt: In that case Professor whatever your last name is, how do we "cure" this condition.

Richard: We will need so- do any of you have a feather of a pigeon from 1349?

Marilyn: Theodore's great grandson probably has a pair.

Flo: Another better question, where is Brian?

Brian: (from down the stairs) OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jason: That can't be good.

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(Brian falls in front of the Wannabe Woodpeckers)

Lacey: BRIAN! ARE YOU OK!

Joshua: Can i just ask what happened?

Lacey: DOES IT MATTER! WE NEED HIM TO BE PROPERLY TAKEN CARE OF!

Steph: Oh boohoo. Only I deserve to fall down like 100 stairs.

Joshua: No only i should. I'm a terrible person.

Steph: You haven't even seen me before last season! You don't know anything about me!

Attica: Steph, shut up you are amazing.

Pierre: And so are you Josh.

Brett: Ok lets forget about that argument and get to the stage!

Lacey: Would any of you like to help m- (the Wannabe Woodpeckers get to the stage)

Lacey(CONF): Never mind. I understand that he is my boyfriend, but it would be nice to have some help! Also, why does that dude keep on falling down the stairs. I am starting to be concerned for his mental health.

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Hannah: Ugh, great. They are already ahead by 5 metres.

Nmet(CONF): I want to throw this challenge to test out my abilities before it's too late. But how do i do that without anyone catching on?

Nmet: (whispers) Psst. Paul.

Paul: Huh?

Nmet: Can we throw this challenge. So just don't touch the apple.

Paul: How do i throw a challenge. I can't put the chollenge i mean challenge in my hand and throw it away?

Nmet: (facepalms) Just don't touch the apple. Understand?

Paul: Yes Nmet.

Brett: Lets get ourselves back in the game! (pushes apple 2 metres)

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Flo: Fine, whatever. (pushes apple 1 metre)

Julia: Flo, that was a terrible throw! Where is your team spirit!

Flo: Shut up! At least I tried! (Steph pushes apple 1 metre)

Julia: You aren't trying hard enough! (Nmet pushes apple 1 metre)

Wyatt: Cut it out! They are now only 4 metres behind us! (pushes apple 1 metre)

Jason(CONF): I don't want to have to deal with this bickering all season long.

Jason: (whispers) Flo?

Flo: Yeah?

Jason: Pretend when you push the apple, you are pushing Julia.

Flo: Why?

Jason: Just try to take your anger out at other things!

Flo: I guess i can try that. In your face Julia! (pushes apple 2 metres)

Jason(CONF): Sometimes, Flo's determination is inspiring, she is kinda cute too.

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Brett: Steph, what do you want? (pushes apple 2 metres)

Steph: I was just wondering if you wanted to be in an alliance with me?

Brett: Why?

Steph: You don't have Isaac, I don't have Wyatt, it's probably best for us to team up.

Brett: Will it just be us two?

Steph: No, i've asked Attica as well. So, what do you say?

Brett: Hmm, ok.

Steph: Yay! (pushes apple one metre)

Steph(CONF): I guess that worked.

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(Pierre pushes apple 1 metre)

(Joshua pushes apple 1 metre)

(Sophia pushes apple 1 metre)

(Brett pushes apple 2 metres)

(Attica pushes apple 1 metre)

(Nmet pushes apple 1 metre)

Nmet(CONF): I have to help a little or it will look like i am not contributing.

(Julia pushes apple 2 metres)

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Wyatt: We

Flo: Are

Jason: Too

Marilyn: Tired.

Julia: Marilyn have you even done anything?

Marilyn: So?

Julia: I know you are tired but don't give up now!

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Brett: Guys, we are so close!

Hannah: (yawns)

Joshua: I've lost all my motivation to win.

Steph: So have I. But i didn't have much to start with.

Joshua: Sure, but i had less.

Steph: No I had le- (Pierre covers Steph's mouth)

Pierre(CONF): Those two are really alike. Probably why they keep on arguing.

Brett: Are you just going to give up and let them win!

Joshua: What does it look like.

Brett: I don't believe you- (hears people celebrating on other side) Whats that sound?

Julia: (running around stage) Yes! We won!

Wyatt: Nice Julia. Sorry for being lazy.

Jason: Thanks girl, none of us are going home!

Flo(CONF): Should i thank her?

Flo: Uhh. thanks?

Julia: ...No problem, i guess.

Jason(CONF): Flo is taking steps to niceness. She already is on the outside, so she can change on the insi- did i just say that on Internation Fanfiction Website? I WANT MY LINE BACK. GIVE ME THE LINE! UGH HOW DO I EDIT THIS THING!

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Chris: (walks onto stage) It appears that the Finalist Falcons have won todays challenge!

Sophia: Woohoo!

Paul: Oh woman!

Nmet: Paul, the phrase is oh man.

Paul: Sorry, i got confuse. I mean confused.

Chris: Follow me back to the plane and you guys can discuss your votes for 15 minutes but then meet me for the elimination ceremony afterwards.

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Wyatt: So, you guys added Brett to the alliance?

Brett: Yep.

Steph: Is there a problem with that Wyatt?

Wyatt: No, i was just asking.

Attica: Ok, anything else you want to know?

Wyatt: Actually yeah, who are you guys planning on voting off?

Steph: Good question.

Brett: We obviously won't vote off each other, and Pierre, Joshua and Nmet participated today.

Attica: That leaves Paul, Lacey and Hannah. Hannah is no threat so its down to Paul and Lacey.

Steph: I think Paul, Lacey was just helping out her boyfriend s-(Lacey walks by)

Lacey: Hey guys! What are you talking about?

Brett: We were just thinking to vote off Paul tonight. Are you in?

Lacey: Sure! I'll see you guys later!

Wyatt: Ok, i guess this meeting is adjourned.

Nmet: (hiding in corner) Hehe.

Nmet(CONF): Juicy information. 4 people want my closest ally out. Well that ain't happening.

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Joshua: Why not. (Nmet walks in)

Nmet: Can you two vote Lacey tonight?

Joshua: Why should we listen to you.

Nmet: Lacey seems very distracted! I know she is being nice, but she is dead weight if she's gonna pick her boyfriend over her team.

Pierre: Hmm, you actually make a good point, should we vote with her Joshua?

Joshua: Ok. I'm not against it.

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Hannah: Yes annoying girl!

Paul: Hey she isn't alloying.

Hannah: Uhh, do you mean aNNoying?

Paul: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Nmet: Can you two vote for Lacey tonight?

Hannah: Ugh fine. People are probably targeting us since we didn't help today.

Paul: I will, if you help me to walk i mean talk properly!

Hannah: (gasp) You have a brain! And can take advantage of people!

Nmet: Sure?

Paul(CONF): I am a little dotzy i mean ditzy. But i dealt with enough strategy talk in season 3 to realise i am bass i mean basically Nmet's puppet.

Chris: (on loudspeaker) IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE WANNABE WOODPECKERS! IT IS TIME FOR ELIMINATION! GO TO OUR ELIMINATION AREA PRONTO!

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Steph(CONF): I hope this works.

Brett(CONF): Will 4 votes be enough?

Nmet(CONF): Again, i'm just testing out my abilities. If this doesn't work, i have a Plan B.

Paul(CONF): How do you spell Lacey?

Joshua(CONF): I don't see why i shouldn't vote you.

Pierre(CONF): It is too early to blindside someone.

Attica(CONF): First elimination of the season, hopefully this goes our way.

Lacey(CONF): I've been told you aren't trying your hardest!

Hannah(CONF): I would love to cause a drama right now, but that's not gonna keep me here for long unless I play perfectly. So i am voting you.

Chris: You have cast your votes and made your decisions.It was a five to four vote. The people safe are....... Joshua! Pierre! Attica!

Attica: Phew.

Joshua: I'm safe! Is that what relief feels like?

Pierre: Yes.

Joshua: Then I like relief.

Pierre(CONF): Maybe Joshua is changing and discovering more positive emotions!

Chris: Also safe is..... Steph, Brett, Hannah!

Steph: That was close!

Brett: I survived!

Hannah: I am very surprised no-one voted for me.

Chris: Nmet, you are the last person not to receive a vote tonight.

Nmet: Good.

Paul: Oh no! I am in the top i mean bottom 2!

Lacey: (gulp)

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Steph: (sigh) I knew it.

Attica: No! Lacey!

Lacey: Its ok Attica. I know you can win this.

Chris: Lets get this over with, we need to get to our next location soon.

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Lacey: Brian, it's ok. You can do this!

Brian: No i can't!

Lacey: Don't say that! Now give me a kiss before i leave! (Brian kisses Lacey)

Brian: Goodbye...

Lacey: (sits in Jeep of Shame) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris: Oh no, it looks like our confident cat has been eliminated! Where will we go next time, what drama will occur? Find out all of your answers next time on, Total, Drama, Stars of the SEASON!

Chapter 3: You can't teach an old whale new tricks
Stacey: Last time on Total Drama: Stars of the Seasons! Nmet embarrassed Flo in front of her crush, Lacey and Paul tried to befriend Pierre and Josh! Brian went crazy and our alliance of 3 theorized getting a new member. In the challenge, Richard revealed he had discovered a disease, Brian fell down over 100 stairs which made Lacey very concerned. When the Woodpeckers lost, the Steph, Attica, Brett and Lacey joined together to take out Paul, but since Nmet knew h- (static shows while screen turns off)

Mrs McLean: Of course Chris promotes her to do the recap. Is Stacey trying to steal my man! Oh that ESTUPIDA MUJER IS GOING DOWN! GRR- (walks out of scene while intro plays)

Stacey: Huh?

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Steph: Welcome to our first alliance meeting!

Attica: Sorry to correct you, though i love to correct things, but this is our second alliance meeting.

Wyatt: Attica, i don't know if that is his point.

Brett: Steph, just continue.

Steph: Thank you Brett, so our plans to eliminated Lacey and backfired!

Attica: (sigh) I know. I'm gonna miss her.

Wyatt: Sorry, can't relate.

Brett: Neither can i dudette. Did i even speak to her?

Steph: Whatever, the other five people on the Woodpeckers are Hannah, Joshua, Pierre, Nmet and Paul.

Attica: Hannah will just balance out the votes.

Steph: True, i think getting Pierre and Joshua is an easy move.

Wyatt: Go for it, but how? Didn't they not vote with you yesterday?

Steph: I think if we could get Joshua and Hannah to have an argument, he'll vote for her. Pierre will obviously side with him, and then us three join in!

Brett: But when? Should we throw this challenge?

Attica: (shrugs shoulders)

Steph: We can still try today, but don't put in all of your effort.

Brett: Are you sure this will work?

Steph: No. I don't have enough confidence to say it will work, but whats the worst that can happen!

Wyatt: You getting elimi- (Sophia and Marilyn walk past)

Sophia: Oh, hey guys.

Marilyn: (yawns) What time is it? 5 am?

Sophia: Its 11:45am. Really?

Marilyn: What, I like sleep.

Sophia: Whatever, what are you guys doing?

Brett: Just having a chat, i might go eat with Julia, bye guys. (Brett walks away)

Sophia(CONF): Wyatt barely spends time with us, Lacey got out for helping the other team, is it a bad thing if Wyatt does the same thing? Yes!

Attica(CONF): Throwing a challenge this early seems like a big risk? I don't know if it's worth it.

Wyatt(CONF): Its annoying since i'm the only member of the Finalist Falcons in my group. So, I can't really solve my issues or help with theirs. Doesn't help that Sophia looked a bit s-suspicious... did i just stutter?

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Pierre: Remember when i asked if we could talk yesterday?

Joshua: Yeah? Why?

Pierre: I was too tired to talk, so I can tell you now.

Joshua: Is this a serious topic?

Pierre: Sorta. Joshua, why are you so pessimistic, sarcastic and closed-off?

Joshua: Uhh..

Pierre: Merci if that was rude.

Joshua(CONF): I was ready to tell Pierre about my, problems? Last season, but now, I don't know if i am ready? He clearly cares for me, and I don't want to lie but-

Joshua: I just feel like being the way I am is more fun than all other personalities.

Pierre: Hmm, ok.

Joshua: Why do you want to know anyway?

Pierre: Because you are my friend! Je suis sometimes worried because i barely see you smile! Is there something wrong in your life?

Joshua: No, heh. Nothing bad.

Pierre: Remember back last season when I told you about my life, i am fine to help you with yours!

Joshua: Seriously, i'm fine, i just am a bit sassy. Do you want to go eat before the challenge?

Pierre: Sure...

Pierre(CONF): Was he lying? Maybe i am being a bit pushy, but i just want to help!

Joshua(CONF): That was a partial truth, being annoyed at like everything is who i'd want to be. Ugh, this sounds so sincere, why do people have to be so nice to me? I'm not nice!

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Olivia: Yes, i'm over it, but do you think it's an actual problem?

Richard: Not really, our team is made of the best competitors the show has seen, so we all are threats technically.

Olivia: Still, i feel like Jason, Julia, Flo and Wyatt are running this team.

Richard: It's gonna be ok! (kisses Olivia)

Olivia: (Sigh) Thanks Rich.

Richard: So, it's ok for you to give me a nickname, but I can't do the same thing?

Olivia: So do you want me to call you poor? (Sophia and Marilyn walk to Richard and Olivia)

Sophia: Hey guys!

Richard: Hello.

Olivia: Hi.

Marilyn: I'd say hello, but that takes too much effort.

Olivia: Haha! Anyway, do you want to talk to us about anything?

Olivia(CONF): I could make an alliance with these girls, so i need to look comforting.

Marilyn: I don't have anything to say.

Sophia: No not- wait, do you know that Steph, Attica and Brett are in an alliance?

Olivia: No, but why?

Richard: That information is not beneficial to us, considering they are on the other team.

Sophia: Did I forget to mention Wyatt keeps on hanging out with them?

Richard: Wyatt is friends with those three, and he never interacted much with the people on our team.

Sophia: Aren't you supposed to be smart?

Richard(CONF): Grrrr.

Marilyn: I think what she is trying to say is that will Wyatt be a liability like Lacey? Will he help the other team?

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Jason: We are both sporty, so i want to know more about you!

Flo: Ugh-

Jason: What was that Flo?

Flo: Nothing! First class is the best! I already ate actually, so i'll leave you to to ta- (Flo tries to walk away, but Jason pulls her back to the table)

Jason(CONF): This is experiment 1, i just need for them to have 1 thing in common, and the seed will grow.

Jason: So, Flo, do you like any sports?

Flo: I don't play, or watch any so i'd say no.

Jason: Julia, what is your favorite sport?

Julia: Ooh, so many choices.

Flo: (Rolls eyes) Typical.

Julia: WILL YOU SHUT UP! U-

Jason: Julia! Calm down!

Julia(CONF): What is Jason trying to do to me!

Jason: What about food?

Flo: I'm a vegetarian but i can't survive without chocolate so i am not vegan.

Julia: I love my protein sources but I don't eat sugar, it messes with my diet!

Flo: So you keep yourself healthy but you are fine with eating dead animals!

Julia: They are already DEAD! So why can't I eat it!

Jason: Ok, what about the weather.

Julia: I love days over 20 degrees Celsius. (cause nobody uses that Fahrenheit thingy)

Flo: I like cold weather. It feels more gloomy and fun.

Julia: Funny, cause FLOWERS CAN'T GROW IN THAT WEATHER!

Flo: Ugh! Shut up!

Jason: Ok, girls stop it. You can go now.

Julia: Good! (leaves)

Flo: Jason, are you sure it will work, Julia and I physically can't get along!

Jason: I don't even know at thins point, but we always gotta try!

Flo(CONF): I really like Jason, but I don't get how he thinks this will work.

Jason(CONF): Flo and Julia are complete opposites, only similarities they have are obvious ones, like they are both girls, both are competing, both have hair, stuff like that. But i won't give up!

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Nmet: I saw her sitting next to Jason and Flo, and Julia and Flo argued a lot.

Brett: Is it true babe?

Julia: Yeah, I am just sick of Flo, I thought she improved but she clearly hasn't.

Paul: Who is Flo again?

Nmet: Paul, just shush.

Brett: Julia! You have to stop arguing with Flo! I still am not best friends either, but she isn't doing anything wrong anymore!

Julia: I know, but I can't help it. I don't know what Jason sees in her!

Brett: Uhh, what do you mean by that.

Brett(CONF): As long as Jason doesn't touch my girl Julia, i am fine, but Jason seems to lightly flirt, which is probably why Flo always spends time with him.

Brett: Whatever, Julia, do you want to eat at dinner before elimination, because I need to talk to you.

Julia: Fine, at least i can eat with someone I like. (Brett and Julia walk away)

Nmet: That was fun, but now that he is gone, i think we should take Brett out next Paul.

Paul: Why?

Nmet: If we overthrow Brett as the team leader, I can step up, and basically make the rest of the team my minions!

Paul: Is that a goof i mean good thing?

Nmet: Yes! So today, I want you t- (Brian falls from the ceiling)

Brian: LACEY! HELP ME! ARRGH!

Paul: Brain i mean Brian is making me look sane!

Nmet: For once, I agree with you.

Chris: (on loudspeaker) GUYS! WE ARE IN THE DOMINICAN! TIME TO HIT THE NEARBY BEACH PRONTO FOR OUR CHALLENGE!

Julia: (runs to Chris) Do we change into our swimsuits?

Chris: Wait a second, (on loudspeaker) DON'T CHANGE INTO YOUR SWIMSUITS!

Julia: Oww! My ears!

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Marilyn: I hope todays challenge is more creative than the New York one.

Chris: Shut up, today we are in the Dominican Republic!

Pierre: We know, you said on the plane.

Chris: Ugh, whatever. Today we are in Samana Bay!

Paul: Haha! That rhymed!

Joshua: How was that funny.

Nmet: Back off my guy Paul.

Brett: Chris, go on please.

Chris: Thank you Brett, so, there are tons of whales on this bay. Your challenge is to tame a whale and make it do a creative trick! Stacey, me and season 1-3 competitor Undulen (Undulen walks in)

Undulen: Yes! My beautiful screen time! (kisses camera)

Olivia: Uhh, Chris, can you bring in a more sane ex-all star next time?

Undulen: Shut up! I deserve to be in this stupid show and get all the screen tim- (Steph slaps Undulen)

Steph: Chris, continue before this nobody tells us his life story.

Chris: Anyway, us three will rate whatever your animal does out of 5! Highest score wins! There are 2 boats down there if you can see them!

Wyatt: Yeah, we can see them, but how do you expect us to find and train these whales?

Chris: We have made a special diving suit for the 17 of you, it can last an hour. When you hear a horn go off, get out of there, unless you want to drown, cause your oxygen mask will run out of ... oxygen. You can already see the boats where you can drop into the water, so just fall into that boat, ok do you have any questions?

Flo: Will I hurt any animals in the process?

Chris: That is down to you, anyway? GO!

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Wyatt: Richard, you're smart, right? Will we die from jumping?

Richard(CONF): I hate the word, smart.

Richard: I think we should be ok.

Julia: Thats enough reason for me to jump! Cowabunga! (jumps into water)

Jason: Woohoo! (jumps in water)

Marilyn: My make up won't do too good in water for an hour!

Flo: You wear make up!

Brian: SO WHAT IF SHE DOES! (Brian pushes other six and himself into water)

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Attica: Brett, whats going on?

Brett: I don't know, i just am not a fan of animals.

Joshua: Neither am I, so deal with it.

Hannah: Why do you have to be so rude! JUMP IN NOW!

Joshua: Why are you acting like Mary Sue now?

Hannah(CONF): The thing is, last season I tried to merge with being quiet with my ways, this year i can be loud. I hate Joshua and Pierre, for taking me out last time, and i need to out ASAP.

Joshua: I thought i would be jumping of a cliff for different reasons but (Pierre looks at him, worriedly) I mean, lets jump in. (jumps in water)

Steph: Oh no, the cliff.

Steph(CONF): Season 1 memories when I tried to kill myself by jumping off a cliff.

Steph: (hyperventilates while falling into water)

Brett: I'm going to show you PRONGHORN! I MEAN WHALE! (jumps in water)

Attica(CONF): My closest friends on this team are both reliving traumatizing experiences, this will not be easy, but I guess I can take the role of team leader for today.

Attica: Since Brett is clearly unfit to lead today, can I replace him?

Nmet(CONF): I would love to interfere, like I was talking about before, but right now is too early, I need to take a few people out first.

Nmet: Sure!

Paul: But Nmet, you want to be team lea-

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Richard: But there is an odd number of us, who is going to sacrifice being with someone.

Jason: It's probably safe for his health that Brian sits this one out.

Brian: GAH! SERIOUSLY!

Jason: Yeah bro, you need to have a rest.

Brian: Fine! (Swims up and sleeps on boat)

Julia: Anyway, back to the pair thing- I'll go with Jas-

Jason: Actually, can you go with Flo, Julia?

Flo: (sigh) I'll go with Julia if she doesn't argue with me.

Julia: But- but- fine.

Jason(CONF): Yay! The girls are starting to compromise. But, i do want to focus on my own game too, and Wyatt clearly can play this game well, I am interested with allying with him.

Jason: Wyatt, dude. Do you want to go together?

Wyatt: I don't see why not.

Richard: Olivia, want to swim together?

Olivia: Of course!

Marilyn: I guess that leaves me with the only person i talk to on this team.

Sophia: Sure, i'm fine with going with my BFF!

Julia: If you find a whale, come back here and tame it, do we understand team!

Olivia: Yeah.

Flo: Yes.

Julia: Good! Lets go now! (team splits up)

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Brett: I want to take down that prongho- i mean whale! I'll find one!

Nmet: I'll find one. (whispers) Paul, offer to search for a whale.

Paul: Ok? I guess i'll da i mean do it too!

Attica: Cool, Steph do you want to?

Steph: Nah, swimming takes too much effort.

Joshua: I agree, i'll stay here.

Hannah: Ok then lazy pants!

Pierre: He isn't lazy! But i will try and swim for a whale. Back in Lyon my mum makes me swim for 2 hours a day on the weekends.

Hannah: I don't care for your life story.

Joshua: Hannah, shut up.

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Flo: Uhh, so how is the weather?

Julia: Umm, i don't know, since we are underwater.

Flo: So, yeah. Have you seen any whales yet?

Julia: No. Have you.....

Flo: No.

Julia(CONF): I'm not fighting with Flo, so everything just feels weird? She isn't making an attempt to insult me, maybe i should do the same? Maybe?

Flo(CONF): Jason wants for us to be friends, so i can try, but like i discovered this morning, we have nothing in common.

Julia: If we lose this challenge, who would you vote out? Me, right?

Flo: I don't really know. Brian? Marilyn?

Julia: Yeah, same. Umm, so uhh, what do you think of Jason?

Flo: Oh (blushes) he's alright.

Julia: Why are you going red?

Flo: What, no i'm not!

Julia(CONF): Does Flo like Jason?

Julia: Hmm... whatever. Lets just look for this whale now.

Flo: Sure. Wait? Is that a whale?

Julia: Yeah! Lets go and train it!

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Joshua: I'm sure they are fine.

Hannah: If it was you swimming, we would not be fine!

Joshua: Hannah can you just close your big mouth!

Hannah: NO!

Joshua: Ok, if no one likes you and/or you get kicked off, don't come crying to me.

Hannah: I don't care! How do antagonists in other shows normally last to the final 4 or even higher!

Joshua: You aren't an antagonist, because sweetie. Though you aren't a sweetie, but anyway, antagonists have brains! You don't if you are going to play the way you are!

Steph: (whispers to Attica) Should we separate them?

Attica: I don't know, if you want to get Hannah out, then I wouldn't.

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Pierre(CONF): I am still thinking about earlier today, I just don't get how a person can be so closed off! Life is amazing, and I don't know if Joshua appreciates that.

Pierre: Pierre, focus! (slaps himself) Tu dois gagner ça, fais-le pour Josh! (Wyatt and Jason swim up to Pierre)

Jason: Hey dude! Have you seen any animals yet!

Pierre: Animals?

Wyatt: Yeah, for the challenge.

Pierre: Oh, oh yeah. I haven't.

Jason: Neither have us guys, so how is your team?

Pierre: I don't know really, after last nights elimination their is a clear of border between the team, but no-one knows where.

Wyatt(CONF): A border between the team? This may be useful information!

Jason: Well, good luck, Wyatt, you check that area down near the sea-floor and I'll check where all this plankton. (Jason swims away)

Wyatt: So, Pierre. Who do you think is on the chopping block?

Pierre: I don't know, maybe Hannah? She keeps on arguing with my best fri- so I hope she goes.

Wyatt: Hmm, ok. Nice chatting with you Pierre. (Wyatt swims away)

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Paul: Uh, Brad? Are you ok?

Brett: It's Brett, and not really.

Paul: Way i mean why?

Brett: I dunno man. I just am getting some terrible memories.

Paul: Of wit i mean what?

Brett: In season 2, i got eliminated like this.

Paul: Oh yeah, i remember watching that.

Brett: I just don't want to lose with animals again! Seriously!

Paul: Well, just don't think about it, i'm going to go now if thats ok.

Brett: Yeah, thanks Paul, and your English is improving!

Paul: Si Ti i mean is it?

Brett: Yeah dude, good luck.

Paul: Thank you! (swims away)

Brett(CONF): I don't believe Paul gave me useful advice! He isn't that bad.

Brett: (whale swims by) Oh this is perfect! Woohoo! (rides whale back near boat)

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Attica: Woohoo! Good job Brett!

Joshua: Yay, cheer after we win the challenge.

Hannah: Sure thing, buzzkill.

Joshua: You're not the most energetic person either. But what i meant was, what are we going to make him do?

Steph: When i did the animal challenge in season 2, my duck was avoiding lights, maybe we could make the whale avoid us?

Attica: I guess, and if the whale messes up, we can just quickly swim away!

Brett: Cool! I guess in that case we don't need to practice! (winks at Steph)

Steph: Ooohhh, (does thumbs up at Brett)

Hannah: What are you guys doing?

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Flo: Heh, sure.

Julia: Uh oh. I just realised.

Flo: What?

Julia: All of our team is still swimming, how will we get the- (horn goes off)

Flo: Now what do we do!

Julia: Don't look at me like i know!

Flo: Just quickly do something you useless- i'd argue with you, but I need air.

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Brett: Ok guys, do you understand, swim away from the whale.

Nmet: I mean, I guess so.

Pierre: We can do this! Go guys!

Joshua: I guess we can.

Pierre(CONF): Yay! He is showing optimism!

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Attica: Chris, we have made our whale stay as far away from us as possible.

Steph: Yeah, we are just reusing my idea from the animal challenge 3 seasons back.

Undulen: Ugh, don't mention that challenge, i still remember that stupid parrot.

Brett: Oh yeah. (giggles) that was funny.

Stacey: I think thats enough guys, lets start!

Chris: Yeah, good call.

(8 Wannabe Woodpeckers dive into water and away from whale)

(Team swims away from whale but whale follows)

Hannah: Why is this not working?

Steph: Shh! Its coming, just keep swimming.

Joshua: Insert Finding Nemo joke right now.

Pierre: Haha! That was funny!

Paul: Umm, gills i mean guys, but the whale is right next to us.

(8 try to swim away but whale keeps chasing them)

Chris: OK! OK! I've seen enough! Did you guys prepare at all!

Brett: I thought that would work.

Steph: Yeah, it works with ducks, why not whales!

Attica: Maybe i'm a little rusty at leading teams.

Chris: Enough excuses, it failed and i don't see much preparation! 2/5 for me!

Undulen: Thats too generous, add to the fact i hate you guys, and that gives you a 1 out of 5!

Stacey: Sorry, but, you reused something and it wasn't done well, it's a 2 for me as well.

Chris: That gives you a total of, err, umm. Add the 2, carry the 18,394.23 drop the 6 million..........

Stacey: (Rolls eyes) That gives you a total of 5 points!

Nmet: Thats just magnificent.

Joshua: Well we are toast.

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Julia: We didn't really um,

Flo(CONF): We are going to have to improvise.

Flo: We will have our whale find our team members!

Stacey: Wow. We are ready when you are ready.

Julia: Flo, what are you doing!

Flo: Just trust me, Julia!

Chris: And, go!

(whale swims in water and disappears)

Undulen: Will it work?

Joshua: Lets hope not.

Julia: (bites nails) Please!

Flo: (covers eyes) Come on...

(whale comes back with Sophia, Marilyn, Richard, Olivia, Wyatt and Jason)

Julia: (gasps) Woohoo! That worked! Good job Flo- i mean, i guess you didn't do terribly.

Jason: What happened! But you two aren't arguing, so...

Chris: That was impressive! 4 out of 5!

Stacey: I also give it a 4/5!

Undulen: Since i am so independent, i wont bandwagon so i'll give you a 3.

Paul: Aww, man!

Stacey: That gives you a total of 11 which means you guys win!

Chris: Undulen, you can go (pushes Undulen into water) Wannabes, meet me at elimination in 10 minutes.

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Paul: Brett is steel i mean still traumatized from his S2 experience.

Nmet: Oh, ok. And why should I care?

Paul: I remember he got 2 votes, if us two vote for him, it could mess with him more later.

Nmet: Wow! I am impressed! You are smarter than you look!

Paul: I know I am, but are you sure you want to?

Nmet: It's actually a good idea, we can do it, so vote Brett ok!

Paul: Ok?

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Pierre: Is there a problem BFF?

Joshua: Hannah is just getting on my last nerve, its so annoying!

Pierre: Man, we can vote for her, if you want.

Joshua: Really?

Pierre: Sure, i don't like her either.

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Nmet(CONF): I can pin the blame on Paul later by sticking with this.

Paul(CONF): Am i turning, evil? Seeing Yasmine's karma, i don't want to fall down the same path.

Hannah(CONF): Sarcastic stupid someone is so squished! What, it sounded semi-cool.

Joshua(CONF): Duh.

Pierre(CONF): I need to show Josh i am there for him, maybe he will open up more?

Brett(CONF): I swear, if i get out...

Steph(CONF): I think you are annoying, you should go now.

Attica(CONF): You don't offer anything to us, sorry not sorry.

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Pierre: Oui!

Steph: (kisses Attica)

Attica: Youre cute.

Chris: Nmet and Paul, you two are also safe.

Nmet: Good.

Paul: Phew!

Chris: Joshua, you got one vote, but you are still safe.

Joshua: Cool.

Hannah: Hannah, wait what!

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Brett: 2 votes? AGAIN!

Hannah: SO I'M OUT! URGH! THIS GAME IS CRAZY!

Pierre: That is why you are out.

Joshua: Yeah, get out of here, annoying girl, no-one likes you.

Pierre: Thats a bit harsh hombre.

Nmet: I don't know how you thought you'd win.

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Hannah: Isn't that how antagonists are like?

Chris: Yeah, but you aren't strategic.

Hannah: Just get me out of here.

Chris: My pleasure(Hannah drives away)

Chris: Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna do the ending?

Stacey: (walks in) Sure! Its 7-9, who will get out next! Will the Falcons continue their winning streak? More questions with more answers another time on Total, Drama: STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 4: A Spicy Signal
Stacey: Last time, on Total Dra- (Mrs McLean walks in)

Mrs McLean: Shut up. I'm doing the recap today.

Stacey: Really, because Chris told me to do it?

Mrs McLean: Well Chris has been paying way more attention to you than he has to me! So let me ace this recap!

Stacey: Uhh, Maria? Are you ok?

Mrs McLean: DON'T CALL ME MARIA! My name is Mrs McLean! And you can not flirt with my husband! Grr! (runs away)

Stacey: ....Why am I working with that moron?

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Joshua: Economy class is terrible. (rat goes on his head) Eww! I rest my case.

Pierre: I can't disagree with that?

Brett: That means we will have to try extra hard today if we want to win!

Paul: I'm not the lightest i mean brightest person on earth, but wasn't trying hard our aim from the start?

Steph: Exactly! But we need to put it even more effort today!

Steph(CONF): The rest of the team looks suspicious, so no more throwing or big moves. Figures. As if i am smart enough to devise a good enough plan.

Nmet: Sure, yay. Where is Attica?

Attica: (running around and cleaning) When's the last time they cleaned this place, 1735! I have to clean it up!

Paul: Attica, lets leave it dirty because we won't be sleeping here again!

Attica: Still, i'd like the other team to not barf in this cheap area! I'm going to go to Chris.

Nmet: Why?

Joshua: The only good thing about here is that Chris isn't in your face. Just relax!

Attica: I need more cleaning materials. I just like seeing things spotless.

Brett: It's whatever. She wants to clean, let her clean.

Nmet: Paul do you want to have breakfast with me?

Paul: I'm not this i mean that hug-

Nmet: NOW. (Nmet and Paul walk away)

Brett(CONF): Maybe while Nmet and Pierre are gone, we can discuss some moves with Pierre and Josh.

Brett: Hey dudes, what do you think those 2 are talking about?

Pierre: I don't know actually.

Joshua: Nmet forced Pierre to leave, which means she is probably going to say something she doesn't want us to hear.

Brett: Wow, you are pretty smart!

Joshua: Hahaha. Oh, you are serious.

Pierre: You do have a point buddy, so it is probably about voting!

Brett: Steph, are you hearing this?

Steph: Yeah. But it is our alliance versus theirs. 3-2.

Joshua: Wait, what?

Pierre: You guys are teaming up?

Steph: Heh, oops.

Brett: Oh umm, do you two want to join?

Pierre: I guess there is no reason not to.

Joshua: Yeah, if we are treated equally, and not just as a scapegoat.

Steph: Yep. Welcome to the alliance!

Steph(CONF): Why am i so bad at this, i leaked out our alliance! If Brett wasn't there, i wouldn't know what to do!

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Paul: What do you want?

Nmet: We need to theorize who is going next.

Paul: Can't we wait until we lose a challenge?

Nmet: NO! Because seeing 5 people vote for Hannah, means we are in the minority.

Paul: I don't get it.

Nmet: (facepalms) Paul. There are 7 people on our team, everyone voted for Hannah except us. Which means they will vote for one of us next.

Paul: Ooooh, i get hit i mean it now.

Nmet(CONF): Why does he have to be so dumb.

Paul: Then what do we do, just give up?

Nmet: Remember in New York when we made a deal, you vote with me and i help you with your problems?

Paul: So?

Nmet: It's showtime now! Your first problem is that you can't think strategically. Steph, Attica and Brett are aligned, so sometime today, you have to convince Joshua and Pierre to vote with us!

Paul: I meant more of my disability to weak i mean speak English, not my strategies.

Nmet: If you talk to people and constantly think about not doing it, eventually, you'll stop it! Its the best way to help the both of us!

Paul: (sigh) Fin i mean fine.

Nmet(CONF): I have no idea if talking to people will help his speech. But i don't care! If we have the majority, then we can focus on the minor issues, like Paul.

Paul(CONF): In season 1, Olivia didn't use me the way Nmet is? I'm confused.

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Chris: Yeah victim?

Attica: I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me that.

Chris: I'd appreciate if if you could shut up so i don't throw you off the plane!

Attica: Whatever. Chris, can i have like a mop, some alcohol wipes, air re-freshener would be nice too.

Chris: Sure, but why.

Attica: I wan't to clean up the disgusting economy class we've slept in for 2 nights.

Chris: Hmm, so YOU want to clean it up?

Attica: Sure! I love cleaning if you didn't know.

Chris: I watched your audition tape. You have an "emergency kit" for all bug invasions and spills.

(Clip from Attica's audition tape)

Attica: I would love to leave the house and make some new fri- (sees bug on the floor) OH NO YOU WILL NOT INVADE MY HOME! (takes out 2 spray cans, 1 insect repellent, 1 bug spray and sprays at bug) Now i need to make sure he isn't planning to invite friends! (looks at camera) Oh, uhh pick me!

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Attica: So? Do you have anything i can use?

Chris: ...Wait, I have a great idea! (on loudspeaker) Maria! Get to the cockpit, i have a job for you! (Mrs McLean comes)

Mrs McLean: What do you want hubby?

Chris: Attica helped me come up with the great idea of you being the plane janitor!

Mrs McLean: WHAT!

Attica: So- i won't be cleaning?

Chris: No, Attica. You won't.

Attica: (Sigh) I'm going to get breakfast. (walks away)

Mrs McLean: YOU WANT ME TO BE A JANITOR! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Chris: What's the problem wifey! During challenge time, clean economy and first class! But spend more time at first class.

Mrs McLean: (Rolls eyes) Fine.

Attica(CONF): Why is Chris treating his own wife worse than us? And thats saying something!

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Julia: .....

Flo: .......

Wyatt: .......

Jason: .......

Flo: Um, first class is nice.

Wyatt: I guess, Jason?

Jason: Yeah dude?

Wyatt: Why did you invite me to the silent treatment excuse for a breakfast?

Jason: I'm thinking, us 4 could have a great alliance! You are great at this game Wyatt.

Wyatt: Are you sure, you don't think I float.

Julia: No.

Flo: I have to agree? Eww that sounds weird.

Jason: It's ok! You two are making great progress! I haven't seen you 2 argue in a while.

Flo: Well, (blushes) thanks! We aren't friends yet though.

Jason: Again, i know you can't be friends with everyone, just if you avoid fighting, you've done well! I'm going to take a jog around the plane. See you guys later! (runs away)

Flo: (sighs in love)

Julia: Flo, just tell the man already!

Wyatt: Huh? What do you mean?

Flo: But i don't like Jason! I just am thankful for him!

Wyatt: Wait, so Julia, you think Flo fancies Jason, but we aren't sure?

Julia: Yeah, only difference is that she actually does like him.

Flo: I don't!

Julia: (death stares Flo)

Flo: Alright! I like Jason! But please don't tell him!

Wyatt: Wow, you have a crush on him!

Flo: I think so. But please!

Wyatt: We won't- but you will.

Julia: Wyatt is right, if we are f-f-fr-fri-friends now, i have to give you the right advice!

Flo: We are friends?

Julia: I mean, if you wanna.

Flo: Uhh, ok.

Wyatt: Cool for you 2, but seriously Flo, you better tell him before one of you 2 gets eliminated.

Flo: Are you sure he won't find it creepy?

Julia: He won't. You two are actually not a bad match, i went through the same thing with Brett, remember? Now we've been together for over a year!

Wyatt: I haven't had a crush or girlfriend yet, but if he is that interested in working on you, then it wouldn't be that unbelievable if he feels the same way.

Flo: I guess, but, he is really hard to read.

Wyatt: You'll figure it out Flo.

Flo(CONF): Maybe they are right? I know i should do it, but can you blame me if i am nervous!

Julia(CONF): Flo-me-friend. It doesn't sound right. But, i will have to put aside that for once and try to see the good in her.

Wyatt(CONF): I have never felt love, except to family. I get curious with all these couples, Julia, Brett, Steph, Attica, Brian, Lacey, Olivia, Richard, Lucas, Marilyn and Flo! I can't force myself into love, but i just want to know the feeling at this point cos just can't see women in a romantic way, maybe i am aromantic? It could also be i can't find the right girl, but i physically can't express that feeling of love to a human being i am not related to.

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Sophia: Marilyn.

Marilyn: (yawns) What. I'm going back to sleep so-

Sophia: Oh no you are not!

Marilyn: Free country, is it not.

Sophia: Shut up!

Marilyn: Hey! Whats the matter with you, i just want to sle-

Sophia: Our challenge is in like 30 minutes! Are you sure this is you?

Marilyn: Uhh, yeah. This is me, Marilyn. I just am bored now. This game isn't as entertaining as i found it last season, so i don't really care anymore.

Sophia: Since when were you Joshua!

Marilyn: Don't compare me to him, Joshua is fine competing, he just doesn't care to have a strong game, i don't care either, but i want to quit actually.

Sophia: NO YOU DO(Brian runs in)

Brian: Gah! I feel like i've had 2,000 energy drinks and a ton of chocolate! I can barely control my body!

Marilyn: Why?

Brian: I don't know! I am so pumped for the next challenge! Aren't you! (barks like a dog)

Marilyn: Are you ok Brian?

Brian: (skips around first class area) Yippee! I can't wait to win!

Marilyn: Yep. He has officially gone insane.

Sophia: At least he has motivation! Unlike you!

Marilyn(CONF): I love Sophia, but she is very pushy now. I'll compete, but I won't try that hard. Again, Joshua is more competitive and tries more than me, we aren't the same.

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Richard: What are you thinking about Olive- i mean Olivia.

Olivia: "Olive- i mean Olivia"? Who are you, Paul?

Richard: Haha, very funny, my sides are splitting.

Olivia: I know, i'm just that funny.

Richard: But seriously, what are you thinking about?

Olivia: Wyatt.

Richard: Yeah, what about him?

Olivia: He is probably the best competitor in the shows history. 1st in season 1, 8th in season 2, 9th in season 3.

Richard: He is the only one to only have single digit placements.

Olivia: And the thing is with Wyatt, he kinda-

Richard: Floats?

Olivia: He doesn't float, he goes under the radar. In season 1, he just stayed quiet with Eric, in season 2 he tried to do the same thing.

Richard: Yeah.

Olivia: Plus, the only reason he got out is because Undulen, the loser, betrayed and played him!

Richard: In season 3, he was quiet with Steph and Londoya until he got out as well.

Olivia: He seems to be doing a similar thing now, so maybe it's time for him to be taken out?

Richard: Should we throw the challenge?

Olivia: I think so, it's the only way we can get him out before like the final 10.

Jason(CONF): (gasp) They want to throw the challenge? I was enjoying our winning streak!

Chris: (on loudspeaker) CHALLENGE TIME! GET OUT OF THE PLANE NOW!

Richard: Good luck! (kisses Olivia)

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Chris: Welcome top 16! We are in the amazing Mexico! Tijuana, specifically.

Pierre: Wow! I've always wanted to go to Mexico!

Nmet: I haven't.

Chris: Calm down senor's y senorita's! Do you see that food stand over there?

Brian: Yes. it's blue.

Chris: Uhh, its red. But over there is were the spiciest, the hottest taco in Mexico is served.

.Julia: It can't be that bad!

Chris: Whatever, you have to eat the whole thing! And you only get 1 taco, so if you drop it, too bad. If you throw it in the bin, too bad. When you finish your taco, you will go to that dock over there, jump into the water and try to find a vaquita.

Sophia: Whats a vaquita?

Richard: Its sort of like a porpoise, they happen to be endangered!

Wyatt: Are you sure this is safe to catch an endangered animal?

Chris: Don't worry. In that water, 2 vaquitas have a medal attached to their neck, this medal has my face on it, if you find one, take it off the vaquita, and give the medal to me, the first team wins! Any questions?

Attica: Yeah, do we have to wait for our teammates to finish the torture taco or do we go in individually.

Chris: Go in individually, Stacey will be the woman in the vender. On yo-

Olivia: Stacey? Why not your wife, she is the Latin one here.

Chris: She is attending to other duties. (looks at Attica)

Attica: It benifits us guys, don't worry.

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Mrs McLean: EEEEEWWWW! HOW DID SOMEONE SLEEP HERE FOR 2 NIGHTS! (barfs) (Theodore comes in)

Theodore: This place has worse living conditions than the trenches in the Revolutionary War. Also, have you been flying this plane?

Mrs McLean: NO! Chris McStupid has given me enough jobs! Do i look like a pilot to you?

Theodore: Then who has been flying the plane.

Mrs McLean: An autopilot?

Theodore: That is what i thought as first, but i checked and there ain't be an autopilot. So who has been stealing my job and flying the plane?

Mrs McLean: MAYBE IT'S STACEY! She basically stole my job, maybe you are next? Oh she is going to get it!

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Stacey: Hello, what would you like?

Steph: You are giving us the food and we, don't really have a choice. So just give us the taco.

Stacey: Sheesh, just trying to set the mood! (gives taco to Steph)

Attica: I'll have one too!

Everyone else: Me too.

Stacey: Ok. Well here you go! (slowly gives out the other 15 tacos)

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Nmet: Yes Paul?

Paul: How do you expect me to get James and Peter to join our alliance?

Nmet: Do you mean Joshua and Pierre?

Paul: Yes, sorry.

Nmet: Bribe them, you need to make up for your worthless strategy last night.

Paul: Huh? What worthless strategy?

Nmet: Duh, voting for Brett he looks fine now.

Paul: I thought it would wink i mean work!

Nmet: Well, it didn't. So tell them you'll eat their tacos if they join our alliance.

Paul: Are you sure this is sofa i mean safe for my tongue?

Nmet: They wouldn't make these to kill somebody-

Nmet(CONF): I think.

Nmet: So just go! (pushes Paul away) This can't be that spicy. (Eats taco) Not bad!

Nmet(CONF): While Paul is getting me more allies, i need to make myself valuable. Eventually though, i'm going to use him in more risky moves, so i might need another minion, incase he gets out.

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Flo(CONF): Though i am not in love with Mexican food, i love spicy food! This should be a piece of cake, i mean taco. Maybe i can impress Jason too...

Flo: (Eats taco) Wow, that was actually pretty good! Do you want me to go?

Julia: How did you do that?

Wyatt: It can't be that ba- (bites taco) Oww, never mind.

Jason: Flo, that was amazing! Good job with that!

Flo: Um, thanks! (Flo and Jason have moment.)

Wyatt: (whispers to Julia) She definitely likes him.

Julia: (whispers back) I can't disagree with that statement.

Flo: Heh, i need to find the medal thing now. Wish me luck!

Jason: I would, but you don't need any.

Flo(CONF): I've never met a guy who is that cute and that nice! Maybe he wasn't being kind, and he was flirting? No, he couldn't be, he probably doesn't feel the same way.

Julia: Well, Flo, you should go now before more of the Woodpeckers finish!

Flo: Good point. (runs into water)

Jason: She is a real piece of work.

Wyatt: What do you mean by that?

Jason: By what?

Wyatt(CONF): With this whole love fiasco, my idea is if i surround myself with couples, then i'll start to know the feeling? People say having a crush/partner is hard work, but to me it just seems cute how 2 people can bond so easily.

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Pierre: What do you mean, "i not participating?" You have to!

Joshua: Pierre, this thing is hotter than Hannah's temper, it isn't easy to eat.

Pierre: Again, it can't be terrible! (bites taco) OWWW! HAVE MERCI!

Joshua: See what i mean.

Pierre: Wait, what if we step on it, so its just gooey so we can quickly swallow it like a drink!

Joshua: Face it Pierre, we've los- (Paul walks in)

Paul: Oh bye guys!

Joshua: Ok, yeah "bye" Paul.

Paul: Oopsie! I meant hi! So..

Pierre: Oui... we are of listening.

Paul: Sorry, i was just wondering if you want me to eat your taco?

Joshua: Why? Don't you have to finish yours.

Pierre: Yes. We both appreciate i-

Joshua: Speak for yourself Pierre, i find it sorta dumb.

Pierre: ....But it's too much for you.

Paul: NO PLEASE! (reads off hand in monotone voice) If you let me eat this taco, you can join Nmet's alliance.

Joshua: No. Why should we switch from the majority, it will be too much drama!

Paul: (still reading off hand) If you stay with Steph, Brett and Attica. They will take you 2 out efter, wait never mind, it says after. After they take us out, which means if we lose more than 3 times before the merge, one of you will most likely be eliminated. But if you join with us, it will take 3 eliminations, you'll still be safe, and the remaining four can battle it out in a tiebreaker. So. What do you say.

Joshua: That sounded suspiciously like Nmet just wrote that on you but good job. I guess.

Pierre: Ok, fine. But you can't beg us to give it back to you. Fine, we'll join. (gives Paul taco)

Joshua: Ok, sure. I guess we can join. (gives Paul taco) Good luck, you are going to need it.

Joshua(CONF): (sighs happily) Desperation, the way to make yourself a vulnerable person who kisses up to others or to get yourself an advantage in a situation, while someone is working their butt off for you. Luckily today, i am on the good side of desperation.

Pierre(CONF): Do i feel bad about giving Paul my taco? Oui. Do i feel guilty and backstabbing for leaving the alliance? Yes. But, they made some good points!

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Richard: Yeah Oli Oli?

Olivia: Oli Oli? What sort of name is that!

Richard: You don't like Olive, so I need other nicknames!

Sophia: Marilyn. Eat now.

Marilyn: You can't force me to! Anyway, what were you saying Olivia?

Olivia: Oh, i was wondering if you guys heard somethi-

Paul: (Runs around) MY TOES! MY TOES!

Richard: Uh, Paul. What happened to your toes?

Paul: Oopsie. I meant tongue. I CAN'T OWW! THIS THING HAS BURNT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH!

Olivia: Woah.

Paul: What Olivia?

Paul(CONF): I'm over my crush on Olivia in season 3, she has a girlfriend, wait boyfriend. So i need to back off and get over it. But, it would be kind of nice to stick tea i mean stick it to her for causing me all that trouble.

Olivia: You aren't talking terribly! You definitely have improved in English from Season 1!

Paul: Cool. (steam comes out from his mouth)

Sophia: By the way, all of us agree to vote for Wyatt?

Olivia: Yep!

Richard: Absolutely!

Marilyn: I'm not against it.

Richard: Yeah, so like, should we throw the challenge?

Sophia: Sure.

Paul: Ok, bye. (takes a bite from his second taco) AH! IT HURTS! (runs away)

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Wyatt: My throat is a volcano. I have one more bite though!

Julia: I've taken 2 bites and my stomach is filling with lava!

Jason: 2 bites? JULIA! Where is your team spirit!

Julia: Sorry, spicy food isn't my forte.

Paul: (Comes in) Hello, i have some news for ya.

Julia: Uhh, ok, what?

Paul: I just want to tell you, Sophia, Olivia, Richard and Marilyn are voting out Wyatt.

Julia: Really?

Wyatt: Woah, but why? How do you know that?

Paul: I heard them saying it!

Jason: Are you sure, because i don't know if i can trust you.

Paul: Fine! But i'm telling the truth, and you just don't want to believe me! (Walks away) Wait, other way. (Walks away)

Julia: So- interesting information, huh.

Wyatt: Should we throw the challenge?

Jason: NO!

Julia: NEVER!

Wyatt: Ok geez. But, i am just saying, if they would want to sabotage us, we should take them down first!

Julia: You are just saying that so you don't eat the taco- right.

Wyatt: ...That's only part of it.

Jason: Whatever. We should start going into the wate-

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Julia: (sigh) Wyatt, if we do lose, you need to prove why you should stay. Paul had 3 tacos and finished before you! So if you want to stay in.. prove them wrong!

Wyatt: I could try, but what if that makes me a thr-(Julia shoves taco in Wyatt's mouth)

Julia: SWALLOW. NOW!

Wyatt: (muffled screaming) ITS TOO HOT!

Jason: Come on dude, its in your mouth, just swallow it!

Wyatt: (nods and gradually swallows) AAAH! MY TONGUE! I NEED WATER! (jumps into water)

Jason: Wow, Julia. That was really good!

Julia: Umm, thanks!

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Flo(CONF): I've searched for like 30 minutes.

Nmet: (swims by) Ugh, Paul better have convinced them.

Flo: Hi Nmet, are you looking for the vaquita?

Nmet: No, i just decided to take a swim in the middle of a challenge. Yes of course you idiot.

Flo: Hey, just trying to be nice! By the way- how are we talking underwater? (Richard swims by)

Richard: It is cartoon logic.

Nmet: Gee, thanks for breaking the fourth wall.

Flo: But you just did as well.

Nmet: Shut up you animated person on a fanfiction website.

Flo: Grr!

Richard(CONF): That was rather a pointless argument, but maybe i can end it by convincing Flo to vote Wyatt!

Richard: Ok. Enough! Flo, you know season 1?

Flo: Eww, i don't want to talk about that.

Richard: And you know how you got eliminated?

Flo: Yeah, so.

Richard: Wyatt got you out, then won, and now his worst placement is ninth place.

Flo: Do you want me to vote for Wyatt if we lose?

Richard: Well, yeah actually. So are you in, the guy has gone under the radar one too many times!

Flo: (sigh) I'll think about i- (vaquita turns up with medal)

Richard: Oh.

Flo: Should we take the medal now?

Richard: ...Yes.

Nmet: Yeah, but i am like, still here.

Richard(CONF): If i want to get Wyatt out now then i need to lose! I do thank him for helping me win in season 3 but, season 3 is now over, correct?

Richard: (snatches medal)

Flo: Yes! Go Richard- wait what are you doing?

Richard: (acting) Oh no! The water current blew the medal out of my hand! (Drops medal on purpose- or on porpoise........ i'll leave)

Nmet: YES! (takes medal off ground and swims upwards)

Flo: Richard! What did you do?

Richard: It was an accident!

Wyatt: (Swims downs) What happened!

Chris: (from the surface) And we have a winner!

Richard: Hehe, absolutely nothing!

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Steph: Yay.

Attica: Woohoo!

Joshua: I had someone eat a taco for me, i didn't even find the idol, and we still won?

Pierre: Stop complaining and be happy.

Chris: Anyway, get back on the plane, to the Finalist Falcons, you have half an hour to interact and decide on your vote! Lets go!

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Julia: So, Flo, you know about how the others want Wyatt out?

Flo: Yeah, Richard tried to persuade me in the water.

Jason: What did you say?

Flo: I said i'll think about it, but no, i won't vote for Wyatt.

Wyatt: Thank you so much! I've been really worried about that.

Flo: Maybe i would have voted with them, but i have a suspicion, that Richard threw the challenge.

Julia: What! Really!

Jason: Nah, he wouldn't do that. Would he?

Flo: He caught the medal, then dropped it on the floor! I don't know if it was on purpose!

Jason: Well, should we vote for him?

Julia: But I like Richard! Brian is useless, maybe we could vote Brian.

Wyatt: Lets not. Brian could be an easy split vo- WAIT! We need to ask Brian to vote with us!

Jason: Can i do it! He was my bro at Iqaluit High School, i think he'll trust us.

Julia: Cool. Hurry though!

Jason: I will! (runs away)

Flo: (sighs romantically) He is amazing!

Julia: Tell him tomorrow.

Flo: Ok, i will!

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Jason: (Walks in) Hey bro.

Brian: Jason! (runs and hugs his legs)

Jason: Whats wrong with you dude! Snap out of this!

Brian: Sorry, i really am! I just really wanted to win, but i don't want to be Yasmine or some other sore loser!

Jason: It's ok Brian. But can you do me one small favour!

Brian: Sure thing sis!

Jason: Are you the new Paul?

Brian: Rood.

Jason: Ok, so can you vote for Richard?

Brian: Ok! He was my worst enemy in season 3!

Jason: What? He was?

Brian: Yeah, he blackmailed me! Hated on me! I am fine with voting him out!

Jason: Well, cool! Thanks bro.

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Marilyn: That was a tiring challenge. Were those tacos drugged with sleeping pills?

Sophia: No. It's just that you have been sleeping 12 hours a day. Thats not bad, but if we are in a competition, we should use up our hours wisely, you haven't really been doing so!

Marilyn: (gasp) Hey! I use my time wisely!

Olivia: SO ARE YOU TWO VOTING WYATT OR NOT!

Sophia: Yes we will.

Marilyn: Whatever, i don't need to lie right now- or ever. So i'll vote with you guys.

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Finalist Falcons: Yes.

Chris: Good, because i wasn't going to explain that again! So go vote!

Wyatt(CONF): You have threatened my safety, i'm sorry.

Richard(CONF): You are a great player, but that is why i can't let you stay.

Olivia(CONF): I like you, but you are too good.

Flo(CONF): Try to sabotage us now!

Julia(CONF): I love winning, and anyone who gets in the way of that will be punished!

Marilyn(CONF): Who else can i vote.

Sophia(CONF): Sorry i guess!

Jason(CONF): Wyatt is my bro, i'm sure you're cool, but somebody has to be eliminated.

Brian(CONF): You caused me so much trauma and drama in season 3! FINALLY!

Chris: Ok. You have written your votes. If you receive a small Mexican flag, you are safe. But if you don't. You could be eliminated! The people safe are..... (Mrs McLean comes in)

Mrs McLean: Can I say the safe votes! Please?

Chris: Fine. But, then i'm getting your paycheck for this episode.

Mrs McLean: WHAT! GRR! FINE! The first one safe is.... Julia. Along with Olivia, Marilyn and Flo.

Julia: Yes!

Marilyn: Woohoo.

Flo: This is great!

Olivia: Yay! I hope Richard survives!

Mrs McLean: Also safe is Brian, Sophia and Jason!

Jason: Oh yeah man! (shakes his hair)

Flo(CONF): Is it humanly possible for a guy to be that hot!

Sophia: Yes! Wait Richard!

Brian: What about Richard, didn't you vote with Yasmi- WAIT I MADE A MISTAKE WITH MY VOTE!

Brian(CONF): When Brian said to vote for Richard, i thought Richard was Yasmine, and i voted for Richard! My closest friend! No!

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Mrs McLean: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY LINE!

Wyatt: Yay.

Olivia: Richard... no!

Brian: I am so sorry Richard! I mistook you for Yasmine and accidentally voted for you!

Richard: It's ok. I guess it is my fault for trying to make such rushed decisions.

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Sophia: Sorry dude.

Marilyn: Bye? Whatever.

Olivia: Rich, do you think you- we could have a goodbye kiss?

Richard: Sure, but can i call you Olive?

Olivia: (sighs) Whatever (kisses Richard)

Richard: Bye guys! (gets on jeep on shame as it drives away) CAAAAAAALLLLLLCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!

Chris: Stacey. Would you like to take this ending?

Stacey: Sur- (Mrs McLean pushes her)

Mrs McLean: Not so fast. Maybe Theodore wants to do the outro!

Theodore: Wow. I get to speak?

Chris: Uhh, ok you weirdos! Is Stacey ok?

Stacey: Yeah, it was a light push.

Theodore: Whatever, 4 have been eliminated. But we still have 15 youngins to go. Who will get out next? What country will we visit next! Will i find out who is stealing my job? Many more questions to be answered on Total, Drama, Stars of the Season. (cough) Stupid job.

Chapter 5: Pianos, Guitars and Drumhellers.
Theodore: Quick, this is the place they normally do the recap here and that should be in about 5 minutes.

Mrs McLean: Ugh, whatever. Remind me i'm helping you again?

Theodore: I know someone is flying ma plane! We need to stop this!

Mrs McLean: You are probably hallucinating, easy to do at your age.

Theodore: Well if i am of this "Hallucinating" which you speak of! Prove it!

Mrs McLean: Ok, i will! (Theodore and Mrs McLean go into cockpit)

(sees no-one driving the plane)

Mrs McLean: Am i going insane?

Theodore: No! And see what happens when i try to drive the plane! (tries to steer wheel but gets pushed back by what looks like nothing)

Mrs McLean: ....So what do you want me to do? I ain't no magician!

Theodore: DO NOT say the word aint! It isn't even a word! And you have to help me, so i can help you with this Stacey thing.

Mrs McLean: Whatever, lets get out of here, i have to kiss up to half the contestants for winning the last challenge. I hate my job. (Walks out)

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Olivia(CONF): Richard is gone! Which is terrible! He is the only person here that really helped me feel calm!

Marilyn: Why am i the only one helping you?

Olivia: I guess everyone hates me, oh i know i'm next out aren't I! (Sophia is about to walk in, but sneakily watches Marilyn's and Olivia)

Marilyn: Whatever. And you need to say whatever to this elimination!

Olivia: Uhh, what do you mean?

Marilyn: I mean to not cry over Richard's elimination!

Olivia: But- i can't! I love him and I don't know if i am ready to play this game alone!

Marilyn: Who said you're alone? (sigh) Look, if you really need my help, just ask. I don't have any other purpose here anyway.

Olivia: But he was so smart and could easily lead himself and me through situations!

Marilyn: Olivia, Richard won season 3 because he went through a similar problem. So why don't you show how independent you are.

Olivia: I am independent!

Marilyn: So why are you crying? About how Richard can't protect you anymore, well too bad. Because you need to learn you can't trust or rely on someone forever!

Olivia: I don't rely on Ric-

Marilyn: Then whats the problem here. I became a goth because i realised I can be who I wanna be, so if i sleep in all day then so be it!

Olivia: Sorry, but when Lucas left, you weren't happy!

Marilyn: I wasn't but don't let this affect your game, we already have one dead player on this team.

Olivia: As in you?

Marilyn: Duh. I'm done here. (Walks away)

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Marilyn: What?

Sophia: That was the nicest thing you've done all season! I'm impressed!

Marilyn: What, i just told Olivia this was a competition.

Sophia: Exactly, so i need to tell you something about competing!

Marilyn: Yes, what.

Sophia: Just because you can "be who you wanna be" it doesn't mean that you just be lazy for the competition! From now on, you must be an active player!

Marilyn: But i don't wanna.

Sophia: I am sick of this i don't want to try attitude! I'm going to get a coffee!

Marilyn: Uh, Sophia? I doubt they'd serve coffee in economy class.

Sophia: Ugh!

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Julia: Come on Flo! You have to do this!

Wyatt: Yeah Flo, you got this!

Flo: I'd love to say you were right, but i don't think I can.

Julia: Flo! Seriously!

Flo: Why do you want me to do this so soon!

Julia: Because i don't want you to wait before its too late! If you don't tell him before elimination, i will.

Wyatt: I don't know if it's a good idea to say it now, but you might not see each other again so just do it. I guess.

Julia: Exactly Flo! (Jason walks in)

Jason: Hey guys, what are you talking about?

Wyatt: I guess this is our cue to leave.

Julia: (Whispers) Tell him! (Wyatt and Julia walk away, but secretly watch)

Jason: Anyway Flo, how are you and Julia? You seem to be fine now but i haven't seen you guys talk much!

Flo: Oh Jason. I uh- (mumbles)

Jason: Pardon? What are you trying to say?

Flo(CONF): (sigh) Here goes nothing.

Flo: (runs up to Jason and hugs him) Thanks.

Jason: (blushes) For what? And why are you hugging me?

Flo: Because i- ... because I

Julia(CONF): She better

Wyatt(CONF): Say it.

Jason: Are you ok!

Flo: (stops hugging Jason) Look Jason, you're amazing. You have tried to get one of the biggest rivalries to become friends and you did it. I was a bit pushy and reluctant and you still didn't give up! So maybe thats why i have... a big crush on you.

Jason: You? Like me?

Flo: Whats not to like? You're funny, nice, determined, and kinda hot. But whatever, i know you think i'm weird so i best be off no-

Jason: (stops Flo from walking away, pulls her up and kisses her)

Julia: (comes in with Wyatt) Aww, isn't that cute!

Wyatt: (is holding a notepad and seems to be writing stuff down)

Jason: Flo. I didn't try and help you and Julia to become friends only because I wanted you to not scream at each other, i also did in hopes that you'd notice me. I feel the same way!

Flo: Really? (blushes)

Jason: I thought you'd notice me if i helped you, and i guess that worked!

Flo: Yeah... (laughs) But, do you wanna like be my boyfriend?

Jason: Sure! I'd love to! (kisses Flo again)

Flo: But on one condition, make sure it doesn't change the way we play the game! I really want to be with you, but i was scared that being in a competition environment would ruin us!

Jason: I understand, and i promise i won't!

Flo: Thanks Jason! I'm going to eat now, do you want to join me?

Jason: Yes of course! (the two walk away)

Julia: Wow! It worked! Another couple.... and Wyatt, what are you writing on that notepad?

Wyatt: Nothing! Hehe.

Wyatt(CONF): I want to record information about couples, so i can see a few tips on attraction maybe! I also feel really happy for Flo and Jason! But each day, my curiosity to learn about how to love is becoming more urgent! I'm sure Steph will let me ask 1 or 2 tips.

Julia(CONF): Besides Wyatt acting weirdly, i am over the moon for Flo and Jason! They are so cute together but, i'm really happy with the deal they made, if it's not distracting them from the game, final 4 will be a breeze from now on.

Flo(CONF): HE SAID YES! I don't believe that were together now! I have a boyfriend... is this happening!

Jason(CONF): Flo asked me, on a date, i said yes bro! Flo is really inspiring to me, i can't wait to do more with her.

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Joshua: I feel kinda shady doing this...

Pierre: No amount of croissants in the world could make me not feel guilty right now.

Nmet: Sorry, but thats what you were supposed to do! Part of the deal!

Pierre: Are you sure we can't change your mind?

Paul: Nope.

Nmet: Even Paul knows that it's best to stick with us! Remember, they are only using you as a third wheel.

Paul: Uhh, rather 4th and 5th wheel.

Nmet: I never thought the day would come when Paul corrects me, but yes.

Paul(CONF): I guess Nmet's "goals" are a little, passionfruit? I mean passionate. But i've been speaking correctly way more often since i've been around her.

Joshua: Ok, whatever.

Joshua(CONF): Nmet is totally helping me with my- uh- problems right now. I'm being sarcastic.

Pierre: So, um, why do you want us to meet you here?

Nmet: I want to discuss who we vote for next.

Pierre: Why. We haven't lost yet senorita, wait wrong language.

Joshua: We're probably going to lose anyway, i'm dead weight.

Pierre: (rolls eyes)

Nmet: Hush! If we do lose, you may be stuck with those annoying people, Brett, Steph and Attica! Ugh!

Pierre: But they are nic-

Paul: She doesn't care.

Nmet: Looks like i've raised you right Paul. Lets take out Attica. Steph is the leader, but Attica has the best record of the three.

Joshua: Whatever. Can we go now?

Pierre: Yeah, before they figure out where we were?

Paul: Yes, now we may escort you two out of this area.

Joshua: We've been in here just as long as you, it's your first time in first class.

Nmet: Just go! (Joshua and Pierre leave) Ok Paul, this is private between you and me. I need you to do another errand.

Paul: Does it involve my tongue burning up again?

Nmet: So what if it does. Good job with yesterday's elimination, i heard about how you took out Richard. But you saved Wyatt?

Paul: So, what do you want me to do? Make an alliance with him?

Nmet: Its just that, firstly you kept in the best player of this game. That could come back to bite you in the butt. But Wyatt isn't only aligned with Julia, Flo and Jason, he is also in the Steph, Brett and Attica alliance!

Paul: Oh, yeah. Oopsie.

Nmet: Steph, Brett and Attica are our rivals. So the only thing we can do is, to announce Wyatt being in an alliance with 6 other people, on both teams.

Paul: So you want to take Wyatt out with all this drama?

Nmet: Exactly! Announce it in the challenge or something!

Paul: (sigh) Fine. Why aren't you doing any of these "Errands"?

Nmet: I am the one thinking of the strategies, you execute them! Isn't that fair?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.

Nmet(CONF): Its simple, Paul will look like the antagonist, he looks like a bigger threat, Paul gets out, then i'll probably use Joshua and Pierre.

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Steph: Hey.

Attica: (kisses Steph on the cheek) Hi Steph!

Brett: (rolls eyes) Hey dude and dudette.

Attica: Yeah, so what do you want to talk about here?

Steph: I wanted to tell you guys we should vote out Nmet, but Joshua and Pierre aren't here?

Attica: It's ok, you'll be able to tell them eventually!

Steph: Aww! (hugs Attica)

Brett(CONF): (sigh) I'm happy Steph and Attica are enjoying themselves, but- i am jealous that they get to spend so much time together! I barely get to hang out with Julia! Shes always with Jason, she can't like him? Could she?

Steph: Also, Wyatt doesn't spend much time with us anymore, i dunno why.

Brett: He's probably talking to people more on his team, which makes sense.

Steph: True, but whatever.

Steph(CONF): See! I can't even get half of the alliance to come to the meeting! Why am i so bad at this game!

Attica: Why don't we eat our delicious first class meals now.

Steph: Actually, i already ate. I am going to go now, see ya!

Brett: I also might hang with Julia if thats ok, bye Attica. (Steph and Brett leave first class)

Attica: Hmm. Those two don't look very happy. (Mrs McLean walks in)

Mrs McLean: Ugh, this is so bad! I have been degraded to a maid!

Attica: Yeah that uniform, doesn't look so good on you.

Mrs McLean: Shut up Crete!

Attica: Haha very funny, you seem to know you Mediterranean Geography. But if you don't like your job, stand up for yourself! Tell Chris you want to do a better job, he is your husband.

Mrs McLean: Whatever. (Mrs McLean leaves room)

Attica(CONF): To be honest, i only motivated her so i could clean up instead! I can do miracles with some wipes, a dustpan and a vacuum cleaner.

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Chris: (on loudspeaker) Get out of the plane! We are back in Canada, but more specifically, Drumheller!

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Chris: Welcome to Drumheller, now, if you didn't know by now, Drumheller in a nutshell is basically tons of dinosaur fossils. And theres a lot of rocks here too.

Brian: YAY! ROCKS!

Sophia: Whats so good about rocks?

Chris: Enough comments. Your challenge today is to find as many dinosaur fossils as there are people on your team. This means the Finalist Falcons will have to find 8, while the Wannabe Woodpeckers only have to find 7. Once everyone on the team has one, report to a special somebody who is hiding in this vast, desert like place!

Brett: Who will this "person" be?

Chris: Fine, i wasn't going to tell you but whatever. Its Londoya from season 1 and 3.

Wyatt: Oh Londoya. That guy was confusing!

Wyatt(CONF): I guess i apologized to him, but it's still going to be awkward.

Chris: The challenge is pretty simple, so..... GO!

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Julia: Our challenge is to find old rocks, Chris is running out of ideas!

Jason: Correct you are (Julia and Jason fistbump)

Brett(CONF): So now, they are fistbumbing. Great. Fantastic. Awesome. Am i overthinking this?

Flo: We should probably separate like in that whale-taming challenge.

Olivia: How about going in groups of 2?

Julia: Olivia has a good point, 4 eyes are better than 2.

Flo: Then I call going with Jason!

Jason: Great!

Wyatt: Julia, do you want to work together?

Julia: Sure.

Sophia: I'll go with Olivia!

Olivia: Really? Thanks!

Marilyn: Sophia, really? Aren't we BFF'S?

Sophia: Yeah, but i am getting sick of you constantly slacking off. Olivia tries, at least.

Olivia(CONF): I guess Richard tried after I left, and won! I can do the same thing!

Marilyn(CONF): So what if i've been a little... lazy this time!

Brian: Guess we are partners! Yay! (runs to hug Marilyn but accidentally hugs a tree)

Marilyn: (Sigh) Anyone want to work in a group of three? (she looks up at Sophia but she seems to have left, and so has the rest of the team, except Brian)

Marilyn(CONF): Whatever, working with Brian is totally going to help me Sophia. Ugh, i hate my life!

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Brett: I think we should go as a team! That way, everyone can make sure they don't see anything before we move on!

Steph: Cool. I guess it makes sense.

Nmet(CONF): I get the idea that Steph's alliance is running the team, but i don't want to let that happen! But at the same time, i don't want to look to controlling.

Nmet: (whispers) Paul.

Paul: (picking his nose) What?

Nmet: Eew. Can you say to split us in half to the team?

Paul: Why can't you say it!

Nmet: (Nmet stares at Paul) (mocks Paul) Ok thin i mean then. Your problem!

Paul: Hey! I've got that ":i mean" thing under control!

Attica: Paul- do you want to say something!

Paul: Oh i, (Nmet stares at Paul again) just thought we could split up for this challenge.

Pierre: Actually, it's probably best that we stay together. It makes sense!

Nmet: Hang on, i actually like Pauls idea!

Steph(CONF): I want to give those two their wish, but i want to stick with Brett's idea too! If i be nice to Nmet and Paul, maybe the won't target me? I dunno i don't know Jack about this stuff.

Steph: Why don't you 2 just go yourselves and the rest of us look together. It mixes our ideas.

Joshua: Whatever. Lets do it, the other team is probably ahead by now.

Nmet: Sure ok, right Paul?

Paul: But I- (Nmet steps on his foot) Fine. (team splits up)

Nmet(CONF): Great, it worked sorta. But i dunno if Pierre siding with Stephs alliance will become more serious!

Attica(CONF): This probably sounds stupid but.. what if Paul becomes a threat? He is actually playing the game and is always around Nmet. Or it could be the other way round. Those two are fishy.

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Julia: Where do you think we should look?

Wyatt: I don't really know.

Julia: Yeah well, we have to start sometime.

Wyatt: I think I saw a hill up that way, we could get an aerial view?

Julia: Ok! (Wyatt and Julia start to walk up hill)

Wyatt: Wow, this hill, rather mountain, looks higher than i thought!

Julia: You'll be fine! In my rock climbing class, I learnt how to rescue people falling from mountains!

Wyatt: Really?

Julia: Yep! Plus, i don't think we'll need anything to cross this mountain.

Wyatt: Ok then, you're the expert!

Julia: Yes, i am! Hehe!

Wyatt: Enough with the bragging, lets go up the hill.

Julia: I know! Are you sure you don't need to do anything before we go up, because i usually forget about the existence of other people when i do sporty stuff!

Wyatt(CONF): Another feeling i will never relate to, except, i think only Julia would be that serious.

Wyatt: Actually, can i ask you a question?

Julia: Yeah?

Wyatt: How do you feel when you are around Brett?

Julia: Oh yeah, Brett! Well, i do like him, and when we first got together it was a magical feeling! But, i feel like we are drifting apart!

Wyatt: Really?

Julia: I mean, most couples don't last forever, but because season 2 and 3 were such messes for us, i don't really know what to do!

Wyatt: Umm, it will be ok? It's probably because you are on different teams.

Julia: I know, but i still like Brett, thats the problem! I still have feelings for him!

Wyatt: Maybe you could keep dating him and see how things go!

Julia: Thanks Wyatt! You seem to know quite a lot about relationships!

Wyatt: I seriously don't.

Julia: No, you do! I hope you will find your love some d-

Wyatt: I seriously don't feel an attraction to anyone! I might be asexual!

Julia: Wow. Really?

Wyatt: Sorry. But i've been spending this whole season trying to figure out this whole sexuality thing and i don't know what to do!

Julia: ....I'm sorry Wyatt, but i don't know how to help you!

Wyatt: (sigh) Its fine. I am pretty sure i need to figure out this stuff alone, but that is why i asked about you and Brett.

Julia: Good luck with that! But lets go! (Julia and Wyatt climb up hill)

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Marilyn(CONF): Stupid Sophia, can you believe the woman! I'll show her lazy!

Brian: How are we going to grab the rocks! The sky won't let us take them!

Marilyn: ......Brian. Those are clouds for goodness sake.

Brian: I get it now!

Marilyn(CONF): I may not have competed in seasons 1-3, but i watched them, and Brian is definitely replacing Paul or Hannah.

Brian: So we need to get rocks!

Marilyn: Yes, we do. (Marilyn s tarts digging furiously for rocks)

Brian: Don't you normally.... don't try?

Marilyn(CONF): Is that what EVERYONE expects from me! Even Brian!

Marilyn: Can you just help me! Hurry up!

Brian: Ok! (starts eating the dirt to find rocks)

Marilyn: What are you doing?

Brian: Eating the rocks! Wouldn't that work?

Marilyn: I actually don't believe i am talking to a 16 or 17 year old who has forgotten the use of his HANDS!

Brian: Oh, i forgot!

Marilyn: Brian, whats gotten into you! Why are you acting so stupid!

Brian: I don't know! I gue- (a random person crashes onto Brian's face with a lot of impact) WWWWWHHYYYYYYYYYYY DDOOOOOOOO I ALWAYS GET HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!

Random Person: Oh, i am so sorry, i apologise! Eww! This dirt has totally messed with my lip gloss!

Marilyn: Why have i heard that voice before!

Brian: .....

Marilyn: Brian are you ok?

Brian: ....

Marilyn: Brian can you hear me!

Random Person: Wait, are you two dating or something!

Marilyn: Eww! No! We are competing in a reality show, a bad one actually.

Random Person: Is it Total Drama!

Marilyn: Yeah, why?

Random Person: Because... i am Mnet!

Marilyn: YOU ARE MNET! AS IN THAT FASHION GIRL WHO'S BEST PLACEMENT IS 7TH! YOU COMPETED ON THIS SHOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Mnet: I was here to visit because i was taking an around the country trip and i visited each territory and province!

Marilyn: Do you want me to take you to Chris?

Mnet: Eew! No! Just help me find Nmet!

Marilyn: That might be a bit hard, since all of us are scattered around this Heller of a place.

Mnet: Great! I guess i'll just follow you then, Marilyn right?

Marilyn: Wow, i'm surprised you know my name!

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Jason: I don't know where to go right now.

Flo: I guess we should go up to that area, from here it looks like there might be some rocks!

Jason: Wow, thats really smart! (kisses Flo on the cheek)

Flo: Not that i didn't love that, but just remember to not let our relationship be all of our game!

Jason: Yeah, i remember! But anyway, should we go down now my little cupcake!

Flo: That sounded really bad.

Jason: Whatever, i am going to think of a new nickname!

Flo: Or... we could do the challenge.

Jason: Right, sorry. I just want to have fun with you my little muffin!

Flo: (giggles) That wasn't any better. But seriously!

Jason: Ok, ok, (lifts Flo up) Lets go!

Flo: No offense Jason, but finally!

Flo(CONF): Sorry Jason, i just am always ready to play to win, and i still really like Jason, but i don't want this to affect my game! I said it a while ago, and my nightmare is coming! I just don't date boys, and especially not in this sort of pressure! Ugh! I think he still needs to fix me up!

Jason(CONF): Was that my fault? Was that her fault! It's ok Jason, she is just determined to win! ...Ok now i'm done with my epiphany, lets see if i can be a better boyfriend.

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Brett: Dude, it's actually really hot!

Joshua: Meh. I find the weather fine.

Steph: Maybe we should stop talking about the weather and maybe like, start trying to find the rocks!

Attica: I actually don't believe how hard it is to find a rock!

Joshua: What if we never find a rock?

Pierre: Don't worry, we'll find a rock.

Joshua: Sorry, thinking of the worst like always! I'm so predictable!

Steph: I think of the worst way worse than you!

Joshua: No i do! I am so paranoid!

Steph: You are fine, i'm the worrywart Woodpecker here!

Attica: Why are people arguing about this?

Pierre: (sigh) I know.

Brett: Are you ok Pierre?

Pierre: Oh me! Je suis fine! Haha!

Pierre(CONF): Am i faking feelings now! But does this sound weird if i think, Joshua and Steph are competing to be the worst of all of us! Neither of them are, but they won't accept it!

Attica: This is taking too long. Lets go up that hill to get a better view of the area!

Steph: Nice thinking Attica!

Attica: Thanks!

Joshua: So, yeah, will we like, go up the mountain now or what!

Brett: Dude, patience ok. Patience.

Joshua: See, not only am i a paranoid wreck, i am also an impatient loser!

Pierre: (rolls eyes) Is this hopeless?

Joshua: Is what hopeless?

Pierre: You won't understand.

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Olivia: Hey! Should we turn right or left here!

Sophia: I say left, i mean we have no information, so we just have to pick one.

Olivia: Fair point. Um, Sophia?

Sophia: Yeah, what?

Olivia: Why did you pick me, i know you like Marilyn!

Sophia: WELL, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TRY!

Olivia: ...Sorry, didn't mean to anger you.

Sophia: No, i should be sorry. Can i talk to you about something?

Olivia: Umm, sure?

Sophia: I don't want to sounds spoiled or anything but, my life at home is amazing. All the people are lovely and i don't see any problems! So, here, i'm with people with personalities i don't normally interact with, and i- don't know how to deal with it?? You seem so composed and so ready to deal with problems, how do you do it?

Olivia: How do i do it? My life outside of this competition is fine, i don't have many problems either! So, maybe what you said makes sense?

Sophia: What? I don't get what you are saying.

Olivia: If you watched me in season 2, i was a wreck and just wanted to win, and i hated everyone who got in my way. I dealt with what i considered "problems" badly.

Sophia: So, explain how you won?

Olivia: This sounds crazy, but we had an animal themed challenge, and i was paired up with a dog. I treated it awfully, and it's cuteness somehow made me realise how i've been acting! I relied on a dog to get me to be normal? How does that made me composed?

Sophia: ....You really think that you are bad with problems!

Olivia: Yes, with Richard's elimination i only got over it because Marilyn helped me.

Sophia: Yeah, i heard. Lets make an agreement to help each other when we go through experiences, ok? (looks emotionally at Olivia)

Olivia: Sure. Also, i think i see two rocks right.. there!

Sophia: Really, that isn't a problem! (picks up rocks) Come on, lets find Londoya!

Olivia(CONF): Ugh, can't i just be sarcastic! In season 1 thats all i was! I appreciate Sophia's talk, but seriously! Does every problem need an answer? And, both times i was in biggest trouble, i relied on someone or something else! Am i really that terrible?

Sophia(CONF): Most of that was, genuine. I stand up for what i believe in, which is for everyone to be happy! But, do i take it too far? I don't want to be the next Julia. But, i realised, i could use this one common trait to show Marilyn to try? If i spend less time with her and more time with others, maybe it will motivate her?

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Nmet: PAUL! Dig faster!

Paul: Just saying, if we finish first, it doesn't affect the rest of the team's times.

Nmet(CONF): Paul is getting a bit more logical. This is bittersweet. Maybe he will contribute more to my schemes, but he's also more aware of my schemes too.

Nmet: Whatever! We need to prove ourselves worthy! Also, i'd like you to get a lemonade for me too! It's actually really hot!

Paul: Why are you complaining! I'm doing all the work here!

Paul(CONF): When Nmet asked for a lemonade, it reminded me of something. At the end of season 3, Mnet tried to get Attica to do many errands for her, and get her in last place! Is Nmet trying to do the same with me? Mnet ended up getting eliminated though, but i don't want to be used? Also, if she wants to be the antagonist, i'm the only one who can stop her, since i'm closest to her.

Nmet: Stop using that brain of yours and dig!

Paul: Maybe we should search more areas, i'm 100% sure there is nothing here.

Nmet: Fine whatever! (trips over a rock) Oww! Ugh!

Paul: Um.. sorry?

Nmet: You should be! (gets up, continues walking before tripping over another rock) Seriously!

Paul: Sorry again?

Nmet: Yes yes, but, since i am injured! PICK UP THE ROCKS NOW!

Paul: (sigh) Whatever (to himself) Dictator Nmet.

Paul(CONF): Is Nmet an antagonist? I have to stop her! I don't how to be sure she is evil, and knowing my terrible Italian skills- i mean English skills, i'll just screw everything up if i try to warn anyone.

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Londoya: Beautiful! This setting would be perfect for a painting, too bad i wasn't allowed to bring in my canvas.

Chris: You're annoying. I hope they arrive soon!

Londoya: Also, Chris? Will us non-all stars ever get to compete again?

Chris: I don't know, if we're greenlit for another season or 2? Maybe?

Londoya: Really! Thanks! Do you want me to make a hat for you, your hair is kinda ugly.

(4 people arrive at Londoya and Chris)

Sophia: We made it! Boy, i'm tired!

Olivia: So am i, but don't worry, we're done!

Nmet: Do we get any sort of reward for being the first ones to like, find you?

Paul: Really! I love rewards!

Olivia: ... their's the Paul i know and love.

Chris: Fine, but only 2 two of you will get anything, deal?

Nmet: Deal.

Chris: Londoya! Pick a letter F or W!

Londoya: Why?

Chris: Just do it!

Londoya: Uhh, F? I don't care.

Chris: F stands for Finalist Falcons, which means you two will get the reward!

Sophia: Which is?

Chris: Umm, uhh, heh, you two get an extra vote at the next elimination!

Sophia: Thats great!

Olivia: It really is!

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Julia: Wyatt, check this out!

Wyatt: (looks up) This is perfect! (sees lots of rocks)

Julia: Lets take 2 each, for a back up!

Wyatt: Ok, lets grab some and go! (grabs two rocks) Wait, can you hear voices?

Julia: Uh, yeah i ca- (Steph, Attica, Joshua, Pierre and Brett run up to top of mountain)

Attica: Woo! There is so many rocks here! Hi Julia!

Julia: Hey... oh Brett! It's great to um... see you? Yeah, its great to see you!

Wyatt: Hmm.

Wyatt(CONF): I'm not Richard, but i'm smart enough to tell Julia wasn't very comfortable there.

Wyatt: Um, Julia just tell Brett!

Julia: No! I'm not ready!

Brett: What?

Joshua: Hey guys shouldn't we li-

Attica: What do you mean but, tell Brett! Wyatt, explain, now!

Wyatt: Uhh, (edges near cliff) It was nothing!

Brett: Seriously, Wyatt. What do you mean!

Julia: Brett! Attica! Don't worry!

Steph: Yeah, um should we like do that challenge now?

Joshua: Yeah, Pierre, tell them! They don't listen to me because they don't care about me!

Pierre(CONF): I can't take it anymore!

Pierre: Agh! (takes rock and goes down hill, screaming)

Joshua: Well, that was weird.

Attica: I can fix this! Let me fix this problem! But TELL US!

Brett: Ugh! You just want to break up with me!

Julia: Brett, i don't!

Brett: To think you told Wyatt before me!

Wyatt: Stop nearing us! We are really close to the edge!

Attica: You're fine! Here, take these bandages! Just incase! (Attica gives Julia and Wyatt bandages)

Wyatt: Seriously, sto- (tries to step back again, but realises behind him is air, and falls off mountain) AAHHHHH!

Brett: Wyatt! ARE YOU OK!

Wyatt: (from bottom) I have a lot to tell you guys! Firstly, yes i am fine! Nothing is broken! Secondly, Chris is down here with Londoya, so you should hurry up! Because, thirdly, everyone else is here! Sophia, Olivia, Nmet, Paul, Marilyn, Flo, Jason, Brian and i can't see properly but there is a blonde girl down here too! IF YOU WANT TO WIN, HURRY! PIERRE IS HERE TOO! SO RUN!

Julia: What! (starts running down)

Brett: You heard the man, run!

Joshua: (looks at Steph and rolls his eyes)

Steph: Yeah, we've been trying to tell you that for like, the last ten minutes. (Attica, Brett, Joshua and Steph run down mountain)

Nmet: Hmm, lets see if they will pull their weight.

Chris: And the winner is...

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Julia: (panting) Woo! I won! We won! Wait, why is Mnet here?

Nmet: WAIT SHE IS?

Chris: Yeah, Marilyn came back with Brian and Mnet, she said that they literally bumped into each other. Also, Brian got hit in the head, so he is unconscious.

Julia: How did he get here then?

Marilyn: I dragged him here.

Sophia(CONF): She WHAT! Did she, she didn't! Did she?

Brett: (comes in with Attica, Joshua and Steph) Oh man we lost again!

Nmet: Yeah, good, so would you like to explain why Pierre has ignored everyone? He was with you!

Joshua: (scratches his head) Pierre? What happened?

Pierre: Wait, you care?

Chris: We don't have time for this, you can discuss this before elimination, Finalist Falcons win again! Anyway, Mnet you can come on the plane.

Mnet: Really?

Chris: Londoya though, you find your way home yourself! Bye! Run you slowpokes! I don't want a lawsuit! (runs back to plane with contestants.)

Londoya: THAT WAS NOT IN MY CONTRACT!

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Joshua: Pierre? Are you ok?

Pierre: I think so. (sniffs) I'm just so sad?

Joshua: Why?

Pierre: You won't understand! Lets go to Steph's alliance meeting. (Sigh)

Joshua: Are you sure?

Pierre: Yeah. (Pierre walks away, but Joshua closely follows him)

Joshua(CONF): I think it's my fault, i mean, being around me isn't a comforting feeling, i admit it.

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Brett: (sniff) Yeah. Ok.

Attica: Hmph! Fine! Ok!

Pierre: Sure! (looks at Joshua)

Joshua: Absolutely! (looks at Pierre)

Pierre(CONF): I am very conflicted on who to vote for, i am sure Joshua is worried too! If he doesn't care about this, then i don't know what to say!

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Nmet: We know basic math Chris, get on with it!

Chris: Sheesh! Pierre, do you think this decision is important!

Pierre(CONF): Why did he pick me! I am too busy thinking about my vote!

Pierre: Yes, if i want to continue in this game, the decision i make tonight will be vital.

Chris: Steph, why are you voting for whoever you are voting for?

Steph: Well, all i can say is we don't see eye to eye.

Chris: Interesting. You may vote now.

Nmet(CONF): They better stick with the plan!

Steph(CONF): Everyone is acting so weird now, Brett and Attica are wrecks, Joshua and Pierre act like they committed murder, Nmet and Paul are acting crazy as usual! But i will stick with the plan.

Paul(CONF):Should i flip? I could, but i- yeah i'll just vote _______

Brett(CONF): I have no reason not to vote you.

Attica(CONF): Why not! It's too much drama to flip.

Joshua(CONF): Ugh! Who do i pick! I remember watching season 3, Attica had two options for her votes and was friends with both. I'm in a similar position, but this move will influence the rest of my game.

Pierre(CONF): Both sides always make logical and reasonable arguments! (sigh) But i have to choose one.

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Joshua: I'm not surprised. (grabs flag)

Chris: Also safe is.... Paul and Steph!

Steph: Yay? Is that what i'm "supposed" to say when i'm "happy"?

Paul: You don't have to say it! Imagine if there was a police that made sure you said yay when you were happy! That would be really cool!

Steph: ....Huh? What?

Chris: Anyway, it looks like the votes went to the girls tonight, because Brett and Pierre are safe as well!

Pierre: (gulp) I'm more nervous than a tourist seeing my aunt eating five snails and five frogs, simultaneously!

Brett: I'm going to ignore that phrase, but why are you nervous!

Joshua: Don't worry Brett, you won't understand!

Brett: How come you will understand it and i won't!

Steph: Relax, Brett. They are friends.

Chris: Anyway, Attica, Nmet, it was a 4-3 vote!

Steph: Shouldn't it be 5-2!

Chris: Stop interrupting! The last person safe is...

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Chris: Nmet. Attica, i'm sorry, but it's time fore you to go!

Attica: (sigh) Really, i thought we had the numbers to pull that off!

Steph: Hang on a second, this doesn't make sense!

Attica: Steph, it's ok! I got out fair and square!

Steph: NO! This is actually unfair! Someone tampered with the votes! Unless you guys flipped!

Brett: I'd never do that dude!

Joshua: (gulp) Yeah, why would we vote her!

Pierre: Don't worry Steph, we'll figure out what happened!

Steph: (sigh) Thanks, i guess.

Nmet: What is with these accusations!

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Attica: Steph, win for us!

Steph: I probably won't. I'm not smart enough to do that.

Attica: Typical Steph! (kisses Steph)

Brett: Attica, you left something on the plane!

Attica: What?

Brett: Your cleaning materials! (Brett gives materials to Attica)

Attica: Thanks for getting it!

Chris: Look, i don't have time for this, hurry up!

Attica: (sigh) Bye guys! (gets on jeep) KEEEEP CLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG! (the car drives off with Attica in)

Steph: Man, how will we survive!

Brett: Chill dude, we can still do this! But, lets go back in the plane. (Steph and Brett go to economy class as Mnet comes in) 3

Mnet: Chris?

Chris: Yeah what?

Mnet: Where will i sleep! Are you going to drop me back at my house?

Chris: I'm... not sure yet. Just sleep in economy class until i figure out what to do with you!

Mnet: Ugh! Whatever! (goes onto plane)

Chris: Anyway, we are down to 14 players! What will we do with Mnet, where will we go next, who will be the next victim of elimination! Many more questions and many more answers next time on, Total, DRAMA, STARS OF THE SEASON!

Chapter 6: Aloha to you and aloha to lei
Chris: Ugh! What do i do, what do i do! (pacing around room)

Stacey: It is your decision, you are the main host!

Chris: Thanks for the flattery, but we have a bigger issue right now, will Mnet debut or not! Also, i'm running out of hair gel!

Stacey: Don't you wear a wig?

Chris: NO! (sigh) Don't tell anyone.

Stacey: I won't! Whatever.

Chris: But seriously, will she be our intern, will she debut, should we just kick her out?

Stacey: Well, according to multiple sources, ratings have been going down.

Chris: Yes, yes they have!

Stacey: No-one will care if she becomes an intern, so why don't you let her debut!

Chris: Perfect idea! I could kiss you for that!

Stacey: But... you have a wife, who will definitely not put up with that.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, we're married. Whatever. (on loudspeaker) MNET! GET OVER HERE NOW!

Stacey: Can i go now?

Chris: Sure!

Stacey(CONF): Do i look like a bad girl? He's the one flirting with me! Or was that just an accident!

Mnet: (walks in, relucantly) Ugh, do i have to do this now? I need to do my early morning make up routine!

Chris: Too bad! Anyway, my co-host Stacey gave me the perfect idea that you should debut into the competition!

Mnet: WHAT! I have to deal with the pathetic food and impossible challenges, just for a small chance of winning some money!

Chris: ...Yes.

Mnet: (sigh) Fine. But i'm no all star! My best placement is seventh!

Chris: It's either this or you intern for us. And, since we only stored enough money for 3 employees, you would have to work hard for NO PAY!

Mnet: Fine! Which team am I on?

Chris: Uhh, yeah you haven't been in the final 3 before, so you'll be on the Wannabe Woodpeckers!

Mnet: Is that the team Nmet's on?

Chris: Yes.

Mnet: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Chris: Ugh! You so loud! Go now! (Mnet leaves room while Mrs McLean walks in, with Theodore)

Mrs McLean(CONF): I saw everything that my so called husband did! I would get him now, but i'll save room for blackmail later. It makes it easier Stacey isn't interested in him!

Chris: Uhh, what bring you in here, darling?

Mrs McLean: (grins angrily and camera) I can see dandruff in your hair!

Theodore: (reading off paper) Uhh, yeah. It looks like you are going white!

Chris: REALLY!?

Mrs McLean: Yep, but it's fine! My mom had just the thing for dandruff!

Chris: Wait, don't! (Mrs McLean starts "scratching" on Chris's wig, and eventually pulled it off)

Mrs McLean: HONEY! YOU ARE BALD!

Chris: Fine, just don't tell anyone! (hears camera flash)

Theodore: What, she gave me $20 dollars.

Chris: Why do you have a phone with you? Did you already know!

Mrs McLean: Nope, i originally wanted to take a photo with you but this is way better! (Mrs McLean and Theodore walk out laughing)

Chris: UGH! Why does my hair look so ugly when it's grown! If that didn't happen, i could avoid this situation!

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Brett: Sorry that Attica's gone dude! But we can rise from this!

Steph: Really? Do you actually believe in what you're saying?

Brett: Dude, you are becoming like season 1 and early season 2 Steph.

Steph: Ok, i'm different now! I appreciate life! But i still don't really have much hope or confidence in myself.

Brett: You'll be ok! You've done a great job leading this alliance, and you've really helped the team!

Steph: You really think so?

Brett: Yes!

Steph: How am i doing a good job leading this alliance? Half the members don't show up! (Wyatt walks in with something his hands)

Wyatt: Hi, sorry i haven't been able to attend the meetings.

Steph: Whatever, i understand, you're on another team!

Wyatt: Thanks, i heard Attica got out last night, how do you feel about it?

Steph: Not so fantastic.

Brett: Steph, remember what i said before! I have to spy i mean spend more time with Julia.

Wyatt: Uhh, cool whatever. (Brett leaves)

Brett(CONF): I know Flo and Jason are together,but even if that's true, i can still spend time with her? I rather not ask Wyatt about what they talked about yesterday, I don't want to talk behind her back! Am i being paranoid?

Wyatt: Anyway, so are you sad, angry?

Steph: Not really, just..... confused? We had the numbers to take Nmet out! I don't know if it makes sense!

Wyatt: Well, i don't know if this helps, but a few episodes ago, i talked to Pierre.

Steph: Did he say anything beneficial to us?

Wyatt: Yeah, he said to Jason and I "There is a clear border on this team but no one knows where."

Steph: Hmm?

Wyatt: Does that help at all?

Steph: Yes! Thanks! The only 2 options are that Nmet or Paul tampered with the votes, or Joshua and Pierre flipped.

Wyatt: What do you think happened?

Steph: Both make sense actually. I'm going to talk to them and see what happened!

Wyatt: Do you think thats a good move?

Steph: I'm not smart enough to kn- (thinks of Brett's words) Whatever. If I lose, I lose.

Wyatt: Ok, i'll come with you, and take this cookie, it's from first class. (Wyatt gives Steph cookie)

Steph: Thanks Wyatt! This is why were best friends! Were, best friends, right?

Wyatt: Sure!

Steph: Anyway, lets go!

Wyatt(CONF): Steph was rather positive then. That's unlike him normally, but of course i'm happy for him!

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Marilyn: Something that happened in the challenge yesterday! Haha.

Sophia: Really? Also, Marilyn, you're never awake this early and Brian, you aren't going crazy?

Brian: Oh yeah, my crazy days are long gone. When Mnet fell onto me-

Sophia: Wait what?

Marilyn: That's a story for another time.

Sophia: ...Continue.

Brian: It kinda blocked out what made me so insane! It feels great being normal again!

Marilyn: Also, he told me about why he went crazy and it kinda motivated me to do better!

Sophia: Wow! Mind if i sit with you guys?

Marilyn: Well, we were loving the leg room and also this place can only fit 2 people, but sure. I guess you could stand up!

Sophia(CONF): That was a little rude. But i can't just jump to conclusions, i guess there wasn't much space.

Marilyn: Sorry, if that was rude.

Brian: Yeah.

Sophia: Actually, never mind. I might go ....away if that works.

Brian: That's 'fine with us!

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Pierre(CONF): Joshua and Steph are depressing me, i have tried to get Joshua to be more optimistic, but he doesn't want to! I decided being alone might help! Also, changing sides didn't help me keep things together!

Pierre: I feel like i'm going crazy! Ugh! What do I do! (Sophia walks in)

Sophia: Hey? You seem sad!

Pierre: That's one way to describe it.

Sophia: Oh, why?

Pierre: Joshua is a wreck and never thinks positively and barely tries and i don't know what to do!

Sophia: Really? Well, i have been going through a similar problem with Marilyn. But she is actually becoming way more positive! But, she is al-

Pierre: Really! Do you think you did anything to help?

Sophia: I mean, i just got a bit annoyed and rejected her at the last challenge! (gasps)

Sophia(CONF): Did she really not let me sit down just because I didn't work with her? That's the sort of behavior i'd expect from an 8 year old elementary school girl than a 16 year old almost adult! (sigh) I'm just overthinking this.

Pierre: So you're saying if i like snap at Joshua and leave him alone for like an episode, he'll become positive?

Sophia: Well I uh-

Pierre: It's worth a try! I'm going to find Joshua!

Sophia: Wait, but, there might be- (realises Pierre already left) ....a downside! (Olivia walks in)

Olivia: What are you doing here, aren't we supposed to be in first class?

Sophia: Look! I have no time to explain, but can you follow me, i need to get to Joshua!

Olivia: Why?

Sophia: (coughs) What happened to no questions!

Olivia: Sheesh, sorry. I think they'd be over there. (Sophia and Jason walk out as Marilyn and Brian walk in)

Marilyn: Where is Sophia! She lost her necklace!

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Jason: My family told me to give it to the girl i fall in love with!

Flo: (blushes) Do you really think of me that way?

Jason: Of course i do, you're perfect!

Flo: This is amazing! Thanks so much! (kisses Jason)

Jason: So, can i ask you something?

Flo: Yeah?

Jason: Is it ok, if i show my affection for you before the challenge?

Flo: I'm fine with you showing affection to me at any time, just remember to stay focused on the challenge, or on strategy or whatever! I'm sorry if i seem pushy, i just don't want me to be your downfall. (Julia walks in)

Julia: Uhh, do you really have to show you're love and care right in front of me?

Flo: Sorry.

Julia: I want to talk to Brett today, after what happened yesterday on that mountain, i need to clear things up!

Jason: Wait, what happened on the mountain?

Julia: (Sigh) I said to Wyatt that I feel my relationship with Brett was getting stale, but i didn't want to ruin anything since i still really like him! Ugh, you won't get it! You're a new couple, you're still perfectly in love!

Flo: Is that supposed to be like a warning?

Julia: I don't know! I still want to be in a relationship with him, but nothing's happening?

Flo: I recommend you tell him now.

Julia: I'm a little nervous to. Hehe!

Flo: Julia, the reason I am now with Jason is because YOU told me it was best to tell him! You can do this!

Julia: Thanks Fl-(Brett walks in)

Brett: Um hey Julia?

Julia: Hi Brett! Do you want to like

Brett: Go for breakfast? I want to talk to you!

Julia: Cook!

Julia(CONF): He want's to talk. In season 2 episode 6 we broke up, now it's season 5 episode 6! Coincidence?

Jason: Let's go support her!

Flo: Aww, thats nice! Lets go!

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Nmet: It's actually great you're back!

Mnet: I know right! I didn't really want to, but you're here, so it can't be that bad!

Joshua: (imitating Mnet) It's like so like amazing! Eek! (stops imitating) Get over it. But anyway, welcome to this terrible game.

Mnet: Hey, that was sorta rude! Anyway, what's been going on? Any alliances you think happening?

Nmet: Well, Jason and Flo got together, and Julia hangs with them so those three are probably in an alliance. Steph, Brett and Wyatt are aligned, but Wyatt is on the other team. So i was wondering if you could join my alliance!

Mnet: I'd love to! Who's in it?

Paul: It's Nmet, me, Joshua; the sarcastic guy in blue, Pierre; the French guy and now you.

Mnet: Wow that's a majority on a team of seven!

Joshua: Congratulations, you know basic math.

Julia: (walks in with Brett) Hey! Mind if we sit with you!

Nmet: Sure.

Joshua(CONF): I hope Nmet doesn't mention me being in her alliance, or that could be bad for me, also, i haven't seen Pierre at all today!

Julia: Anyway, i just wanted to talk about yesterday. I honestly don't want to break up with you!

Brett: That's great! But is it good news?

Julia: Not really, it is about us too. (takes deep breath as Steph walks into room with Wyatt)

Paul: Wow. Now everyone is coming in here.

Steph: Oh shut up Paul!

Paul: Hey! I didn't do anything!

Wyatt: Yeah dude, don't say anything you'll regret!

Steph: Nmet! Paul! Did you tamper with the votes!

Mnet: Wait, did you girl? Thats dirty!

Nmet: Remember what you did in that train challenge in Life of Iqaluit?

Mnet: Shush!

Steph: Don't change the subject! Did you two tamper with the votes!

Nmet: Sorry, Steph! I'm not the biggest fan of you or Attica, but i didn't tamper the votes!

Paul: Neither did I!

Julia: (whispers to Brett) Aren't you in an alliance with them, maybe you should calm him down!

Brett: Steph i don't think he did anything.

Wyatt: Does that mean Joshua and Pierre were the culprit?(Pierre walks in)

Pierre: Did someone call my name?

Steph: Yeah, I did! You and Josh voted for Attica!

Pierre: Oh yeah, Joshua!

Pierre(CONF): I don't want to scream at Joshua! And i also don't know if i should come clean about voting Attica!

Pierre: Joshua, you are so annoying an- (Sophia and Olivia walk in)

Sophia: Pierre! Don't do it!

Pierre: It worked for you, so it should work for me!

Joshua: Uhh, what's going on here?

Steph: We can figure that out after you tell me if you voted for Attica or not!

Pierre: Let me finish!

Olivia: Popcorn would really be good right now.

Pierre: Joshua, you neve- (Sophia covers Pierre's mouth as Marilyn and Brian walk in)

Mnet: Wow! Another person to create more drama.

Steph: Just Say YES OR NO! UGH!

Brett: Steph! It's ok, just calm down!

Wyatt: Yeah, they seem to have other issues to take care of, let them deal with it!

Marilyn: What's going on here, i just came back to give Sophia her necklace!

Brian: A lot has happened. Evidently.

Steph: Answer the darn question!

Joshua: (Sigh) Fine. Pierre and I voted for Attica.

Pierre: Oh you just had to bring me into this!

Joshua: Sorry for telling the truth!

Sophia: Look, Pierre, i don't think the Marilyn strategy will work!

Julia: Oh goodness, the drama!

Marilyn: Hey! What Marilyn strategy! Do you want to eliminate me!

Sophia: NO! I DON'T!

Steph: Why did you vote for my girlfriend! Why!

Pierre: (sigh) Paul and Nmet gave me and Joshua good points on why i should join their side.

Nmet: Don't get us involved in your mini war!

Paul: Yeah!

Brian: Paul, you are kinda becoming bad now! Anyway, Sophia here's you-

Marilyn: No Brian! She won't get her necklace until she tell's me what the "Marilyn Strategy" is!

Sophia: Seriously it's nothing!

Steph: Ugh! So it's everyone on our team's fault except for Brett! And technically Mnet! So we are in the minority!

Paul: Yes. Sorry, but it's true.

Steph: Paul, i never thought you'd become evil, but you have! has it been you and Nmet being equal schemers this whole time! Joshua, Pierre, you're still not a monster yet, please join us again!

Joshua: Do you understand how hard it is!

Steph: I DON'T CARE!

Wyatt: Seriously! Stop lashing out at them! It won't help anyone! (Flo and Jason walk in)

Flo: So, did you tell him?

Julia: Well, i was going to but, something happened!

Wyatt: STEPH!

Brett: CALM DOWN DUDE!

Steph: WHY DID YOU CHANGE SIDES!

Joshua: URGH! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! NMET AND PAUL CONVINCED US!

Nmet: SO WHAT IF WE DID!

Paul: YEAH! STEPH, I'M STUPID, BUT AT LEAST I CAN UNDERSTAND IT'S A GAME!

Pierre: I'M SORRY, BUT THEY MADE IT SOUND LIKE A SMARTER DECISION TO STAY ON THEIR SIDE! AND ALSO SOPHIA! LET ME SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY TO JOSH!

Sophia: NO! I KNOW IT WON'T WORK!

Olivia: SOPHIA! MAYBE IT'S TIME TO JUST LET HIM DO WHAT HE WANTS ITS THEIR LIFE, NOT OURS!

Marilyn: JUST TELL ME WHAT THE F@*#*@$ MARILYN STRATEGY IS!

Brian: MARILYN! DON'T SWEAR ESPECIALLY ON TELEVISION!

(everyone stars screaming, arguing and throwing things at each other)

Mnet: Well, that was a great first episode for me on this show!

Julia: Yep, literally everyone is just throwing stuff at each other and screaming.

Flo: Anyway, Mnet! How does it feel to join the show again!

Mnet: It's cool, and i came just in time for some major drama!

Jason: I guess that's why it has it's name!

Mnet: Haha. Yep.

Mnet(CONF): Wow. That was interesting! I want to play the game strategically, but still be nice. I tried to be the antagonist at the end of my run last time, but that failed. I wan't to prove myself, i can do better than 7th!

Chris: (on loudspeaker) Um, GET OUT OF THE PLANE! We have landed at our next destination!

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Julia: How do you think me and Mnet feel, we dealt with tonnes of screaming and arguments!

Chris: Ok! Well firstly, i think everyone now knows that Mnet has debuted onto the show and will compete on the Wannabe Woodpeckers. Which means it's 7 versus 8! Now, you may have noticed that so far we've only been to places in North America! That is because-

Joshua: You don't have enough money to get the plane out of the continent.

Pierre: (giggles)

Pierre(CONF): Joshua's snarky sarcasm is the reason i like him so much! But is it that hard to find someone who is sarcastic, but still thankful and optimistic?

Chris: No Joshua! That is because we are trying to save money by being smart about where we go! But don't worry, this is the last North American Location we'll visit.

Paul: Which is?

Nmet: Hawaii, duh.

Chris: Hey! I wanted to say that! But I assume none of you are from Hawaii?

Julia: Yes, correct.

Chris: So, your challenge will be to use a textbook of the Hawaiian language, and try to find how to say May i please get a lei? Once you do, you must say it to this native Hawaiian, Theodore!

Theodore: Ugh (from mini-shop) I'm not even from Hawaii.

Chris: And your whole team only needs to get one by the way, so this place happens to be right next to volcano, Mauna Kea! So, you must climb to the top of the volcano and throw your lei in, first team to do so, wins! Here are 4 books which basically have every commonly used English word to translate into Hawaiian, each team gets 2, so for once in your life, sharing is caring! Now go!

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Julia: Wow! Good idea, have you become sane again?

Brian: Yes, yes. Whatever.

Wyatt: (sigh) Well, after that major incident before the challenge, i think it's safe to say Marilyn and Sophia can work in different groups!

Marilyn: (angrily) Fine!

Sophia: (fiercely) Whatever!

Julia: Flo and Jason, you two have good chemistry, you should work together!

Jason: I'm fine with that!

Flo: Cool!

Julia: Maybe, i should work with Olivia today, Brian and Wyatt can just go in any group

Brian: Yeah!

Olivia(CONF): Ever since Richard left, people have been wanting to work with me? Half of me feels flattered, butt the other half of me feels like i'm being used. Since I don't really.. have any friends on the team people probably look at me as an extra number. I don't want to be an extra number!

Olivia: Ok!

Brian: Good that we have partners, but maybe we should form 2 groups now!

Wyatt: What if Brian, Olivia, Julia and Marilyn go in one group, is that ok?

Brian: I get to be with Marilyn, which is good enough with me!

Marilyn: Thanks!

Sophia(CONF): Hmph. Why don't they just go out on a date! Wait, both of them are already in a relationship, never mind then.

Marilyn(CONF): The reason i'm friends with Brian is because we went through similar experiences! Our love interests got booted first and second, which had a severe effect on our behavior! But with Sophia, she doesn't trust me enough to even tell me something! Which, isn't enough if you want to be my best friend!

Jason: That leaves Flo, Sophia, Wyatt and me! Lets go!

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Joshua: And what will the seventh member on the team do, genius.

Steph: DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT! (sigh) Well, if i have to, can i sit out?

Brett: Why?

Steph: I don't feel in a very stable position to talk.

Pierre(CONF): I really want to win this challenge, maybe it will help bring out all the anger and confusion in me, plus, I can speak 3 languages! If there is any challenge so far this season i can ace, it's this one!

Nmet(CONF): Ok, after that dramatic pre-challenge talk, basically everyone on the team could get out! So, i don't care as much about how i come off as a threat.

Nmet: Can i work with Paul and Mnet, cause i'm closer to them!

Brett: Sure, wait, that leaves me with- Joshua and Pierre.

Joshua: Bite me.

Pierre: (sigh) Can i work with someone else!

Nmet: Ugh, fine. Paul, switch with Pierre.

Paul: Wh-

Nmet: Now!

Paul: Fine.

Brett: Steph, though, you have to do this challenge! You have to throw the lei into the volcano to make it even!

Steph: Fine!

Mnet: Do we separate now?

Brett: Sure!

Brett(CONF): I really am feeling more alone in this game, Attica's gone, Pierre and Josh flipped and now Steph is feeling depressed because of it. I wish i could change teams!

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Julia: Well, the part of the sentence we got was "may i please"

Olivia: 3 words, this can't be that hard!

Brian: Maybe we should check the words alphabetically, so we don't end up scrolling through every single page!

Julia: Well, then we look for I first, then

Olivia: May, then

Brian: Please!

Olivia: Well that was a good idea or what!

Julia: I know! Marilyn, why aren't you doing anything?

Marilyn: I'm.... tired. Annoyed. I don't feel in a good mindset to do a challenge!

Julia: COME ON! We need to win! Urgh-

Olivia: Julia, shut up, i don't know much about what Jason has been doing to you, but don't become the annoying Julia again!

Julia: Sorry, just trying to help!

Julia(CONF): I want to have Olivia as sort of like a satellite to our main alliance. But i don't want it to feel like i'm using her! So, i'll be nice and obey her rule for now.

Brian: Let me handle this girls.

Marilyn: I'm not gonn-

Brian: Do you want to lose to Sophia?

Marilyn: No...

Brian: Then get UP! Prove to her you can try!

Marilyn: You're right! Lets find those words! (Julia and Olivia look at Brian, speechless)

Olivia: How did you get her to stop?

Brian: Just a simple trick i learnt back in season 3-

Marilyn: I FOUND SOMETHING!

Olivia: Yeah? What's "I" in Hawaiian?

Marilyn: Actually, i found out how to say may i please all together on this phrase page!

Julia: Awesome! So what is it?

Marilyn: Hiki iaʻu keʻoluʻolu. I definitely pronounced that wrong.

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Brett: ...

Joshua: ...

Brett: ...

Paul: Guys, maybe we should start the awkward tension!

Brett: (sigh) Whatever.

Joshua: Can i just sleep? I don't, actually, feel like trying.

Brett: Why not? (mocking Joshua) Because Pierre isn't here?

Joshua: Hey you have no right to call me out on that!

Brett: But it makes sense, the one time Pierre isn't with you, you don't try at all!

Paul: Uhh

Joshua: Shut up! He may or may not be a part of my current inactivity, but it's way more than that! You don't even know the full story!

Brett: I'm not having the best time either, and i'm not letting that affect my performance!

Joshua: What could you possibly be going through!

Paul: Guys?

Brett: That's private, but i actually care and don't act like a crybaby!

Joshua: Leave me alone! (walks away, angered)

Brett: Yeah, that's right, go you blind follower!

Paul: (Paul looks at Brett, annoyed) Aren't you like a jock, into sports?

Brett: What does that have to do with anything?

Paul: Well then, you should know a thing about sportsmanship, being supportive! That was a terrible way to act towards him-

Brett: Did you hear about all that happened this morning?

Paul: Not an excuse, but lets just get over it for now.

Brett: (Sigh) So anyway, where should we start.

Paul: You didn't know? While you two were bickering i figured out how to say may i please!

Brett: Really dude! How do you say it!

Paul: Hiki iaʻu keʻoluʻolu.

Brett(CONF): What is wrong with me! Why do i overreact so much! I actually do not know what just came over me, it's probably all the tension from the morning fight. Now that Josh is on Nmet's side, they could use that as a reason to get me out too! This is perfect! Also, can i just mention i was given a lecture on being supportive by PAUL! That guy is actually smarter than he seems, but who knows if it's' for good or bad.

Paul(CONF): If you think about it, all this drama is probably good for our alliance. Nmet, Mnet and I stayed out of it, and we could use all these rivalries to help us come merge. ...I think i've been hanging with Nmet too much.

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Nmet(CONF): Pierre and Joshua are probably both very insecure right now, i don't really care about how they feel personally, but if i make the both of them feel better then I might get the 2 to be more confident about being on TEAM NMET!

Mnet: So Pierre, where are you from?

Nmet: France, duh.

Mnet: Wait, you are French, can you speak French?

Pierre: Yes.

Nmet: Wow, that gave me an idea, since you've learnt a second language, you'd be great in a challenge like this, do you want to give us some tips?

Pierre: Ok.

Mnet: Cool, so where would we begin!

Pierre: The most important word in the phrase is lei, so learn that first!

Nmet: Great, you're so smart!

Pierre: Do you really think so?

Nmet: Of course, Joshua is lucky to have you, speaking of Joshua, why did you snap at him this morning?

Nmet(CONF): Again, i don't really care personally, but this info could help me down the road. If he doesn't tell me, i'll just leave it at that so i don't look like i'm controlling him.

Pierre: I don't really want to tell.

Mnet: Anyway, um the word lei is still lei in Hawaiian!

Pierre: Cool. I used this book brand to learn English, i know that there is a section for phrases too! Search for the phrase, "get a".

Nmet: On it chief!

Pierre(CONF): Nmet's being really nice to me!

Mnet(CONF): (continuing sentence) But, i don't know if that niceness is genuine.

Pierre(CONF): (continuing sentence) I mean, she could just be using me to make me feel safer with her.

Mnet(CONF): (finishing sentence) But, i am probably just looking too far into it.

Mnet: I found the words!

Pierre: That's awesome, how do you say it?

Mnet: "E loa'a i ka lei"

Nmet: Lets tell the rest of the team!

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Sophia: Can you just give the book to me, i know what i'm doing!

Flo: So will I! Grr!

Jason: Flo! Just let Sophia have the book before this escalates!

Wyatt: I would agree.

Jason: Thanks for agreeing dude! (fistbumps Wyatt)

Wyatt: No problem, i guess.

Jason(CONF): Not being sexist or anything, but i miss hanging out with my bros. So Wyatt is right now the only male friend i have. And also, he never argues or does anything without thinking, which just makes me respect him, he just needs a bit more confidence.

Flo: Fine you're right. Sorry.

Jason: Don't apologize, you're just trying to help! (hugs Flo)

Wyatt: (brings out his notebook and rewrites what happened with Jason and Flo)

Sophia: Yay! I get to do it! Wait Wyatt, what are you doing?

Wyatt: Not really something i want to publicly reveal.

Sophia: But you're doing this in public.

Wyatt: ....Not the point. (Joshua walks in)

Jason: Josh? Why are you away from your team, and so sad?

Sophia: Are you here to copy us! Don't you d-

Wyatt: Sophia, shush. Josh, what happened?

Joshua: I don't- really want to talk right now.

Wyatt: Joshua, i know i'm allied with Steph, and he just screamed at you and your best friend, but you can tell me!

Joshua: No, i can't. I'm gonna- go.. now. Sorry for distracting you guys.

Flo: Are you sure you want to go now?

Joshua: Yes. Carry on. (Walks out)

Jason: Did that whole pre-challenge drama affect people that much!

Flo: Jason, i think there's more to it than that.

Sophia: Ok, sorry to interrupt, but i found out how to say the rest of the phrase!

Flo: Yay! How do you say it!

Sophia: Forgive my terrible pronunciation, "E loa'a i ka lei" (other group from Falcons walk in)

Julia: Hey, did you guys get how to say the last bit?

Wyatt: Yes actually, you are just in time!

Olivia: Ok, then lets go to Theodore already! (Finalist Falcons goes to Theodore)

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Steph(CONF): It was probably good to sit out on this challenge to think about all these votes.

Steph: Ugh! How did it come to this! I'm gonna get out next aren't I! (Joshua walks in)

Joshua: Hey. I understand if you don't even want to see me, but, can i talk to you?

Steph: Ok.

Joshua: Look, i'm sorry about yesterday. I didn't just want to t-

Steph: I know, it's a game. I can't just expect to win without any flips or anything.

Joshua: Thanks. I feel really unsure about myself, and not just about the voting! I literally am not ok, but, you- you seem to have calmed down and really focused this season.

Steph: No i haven't! I've been failing, like this whole season!

Joshua: Steph, stop lying to yourself. You are leading an alliance, spanning both teams and, up until yesterday? You have literally been perfect at this game.

Steph: True.

Joshua: And look at me, i am a mess, i can't pick a side to vote with, i can barely try without Pierre around, i feel angry, jealous, confused, annoyed! Literally any negative feeling! I am the worst player here, the game is meant to adapt, but i am not adapting, i can't deal with different situations and get through them without help! I think i am independent all the time! But i'm not!! My sarcasm just makes everyone think i'm better than I am, everyone loves sarcastic people, i mean look at Noah (from actual Total Drama), he is many peoples favorites! My sarcasm is my false treatment for all these emotions, i always feel worried or angry at myself, i don't even know what i'm doing! All you are going to do is pity and make me feel better, but that proves my point even more, and then i overthink things, whenever people help, i just want to reject them! I actually do not know what to do!

Steph: Josh, (Sigh)

Joshua: What? (starting to cry)

Steph: I have gone through similar things. And, you just need to find something in your life, that you- genuinely value! Things that bring you happines-

Joshua: I already value stuff! Thats not really the problem!

Steph: Then, find something new you enjoy.

Joshua: Do you think that's all there is to being able to wake up and not hate everything! To not have ground breaking mental theories every day!

Steph: I'd hope so, but you are right about pitying. Don't use your overall sadness to give yourself a reason to fail. I don't have faith in myself either, but i try to put in lots of effort anyway.

Joshua: (Sniff) Thanks, i'm gonna get back to my tea- (Wannabe Woodpeckers arrive)

Brett: Why do both of you look so emotional.

Joshua: (Sarcastically) I'd love to tell yo-

Steph: (whispers to Joshua) Maybe try not being sarcastic.

Joshua: (whispers back) I don't know how, it's now literally engraved into my life!

Paul: Would you like to answer the question?

Joshua: (looks at Steph, then looks at Pierre) No.

Mnet: Ok. So like, we already finished and asked Theodore for a lei. (gives Steph lei)

Nmet: So hurry up and get to the top, the Falcons are already ahead of us.

Pierre(CONF): Josh and Steph are alike, so they might have had some sort of bonding moment, i really hope that helps the both of them.

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Wyatt: Woo! Climbing up this is super hard!

Jason: Nah, it's fine!

Julia: Yeah, just need some endurance!

Wyatt: You two aren't tired cause you're sporty.

Marilyn: Agreed, i'm wearing the lei around my next and i'm sweating.

Flo: Information we all wanted, yes.

Sophia: Hmph!

Marilyn: Don't you say Hmph to m-

Brian: Marilyn!

Olivia: Sophia!

Marilyn: Sorry.

Jason: Hang on I think i can see the top from here!

Flo: Really! That's great!

Julia: Woohoo! We're gonna win again!

Sophia: I guess losing wouldn't be the worst thi-

Marilyn: It would be if you went home, not shut your mouth and keep moving.

Sophia: Shut up! 2 episodes ago, you basically slept in challenges!

Olivia: Girls! We do not have time for this!

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Brett: It's ok Steph, we still have a chance.

Pierre: To be honest Brett, just face it, we lost!

Brett: Are you all going to give up!

Joshua: Yes, if you couldn't tell.

Brett: Shut u- (Paul looks at him) I mean, whatever.

Steph(CONF): What, how is Paul influencing Brett! Right now, it's good, because he is stopping violence, but if he uses is surprising high level of power over Brett to his advantage, then that's bad for me.

Mnet: Hang on, Brett, you're sporty, you could just throw the lei in from here!

Nmet: Actually, that would work!

Brett: Woah, i'm not that strong, i couldn't do that!

Mnet: Don't doubt yourself Brett! You can do thi-

Brett: No, i can't do this.

Joshua: Seriously Brett!

Brett: (holding back anger) No.

Joshua: Then i'll do it.

Mnet: But you have a weak throwing a-

Nmet: Ok! If no-one else is offering!

Nmet(CONF): Want to make Joshua think he can do it, even though, he obviously can't.

Joshua: I haven't helped at all today! Plus, i might have some feelings i want to take out in that throw!

Pierre(CONF): Feelings? Should i know about this?

Steph(CONF): Feelings? Is it more than what he told me?

Paul(CONF): Feelings? Is that what he and Brett argued about?

Brett(CONF): Feelings? As in Pierre?

Nmet(CONF): Feelings? Is this advantageous to me?

Mnet(CONF): Everyone used the confessional, so i guess i will to, but what feelings did he mean?

Joshua: Three, two, one, (throws ball)

Pierre: Wow, that was actaully a great throw!

Joshua: Ok, now my arm hurts.

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Chris: Finalist Falcons, you made it to the top of the volcano!

Flo: Woohoo!

Chris: All you have to do is.... throw the lei in this volcano! Now!

Marilyn: I'm scared to, can someone else do it?

Olivia: Eh, i'll do it!

Jason: Thanks Olivia!

Olivia: Alright, lets win thi- (lei comes flying out of nowhere and falls in volcano)

Chris: Wha-

Wyatt: Would someone like to explain to me what just happened! (Wannabe Woodpeckers walk in)

Paul: We did! Joshua threw that lei and now we won, you didn't! Haha!

Julia: Seriously! SERIOUSLY!

Joshua: Yes, seriously.

Chris: Well, i guess that means... the Wannabe Woodpeckers win todays challenge!

Brian: Aww, man!

Pierre: Woohoo!

Mnet: Yay! My first win!

Chris: Anyway, get down this mountain and Finalist Falcons, meet me in the Elimination Ceremony in about half an hour. Now lets go, just incase the volcano erupts.

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Pierre: Hey, Joshua.

Joshua: (sigh) Hi Pierre.

Pierre: I just wanted to say to you, good job in the challenge.

Joshua: Aww, thanks! It feels good to use all my feeling and take them out on something!

Pierre: Do you want to talk to me about these, feelings?

Joshua: No. I told Steph, but i don't know if i can tell you.

Pierre: Hang on, you told Steph, as in the guy you betrayed last night before your best friend!

Joshua: No because it came up an-

Pierre: Am in not bringing it up! Good bye Joshua! (leaves room)

Pierre(CONF): What am i doing! Why am i treating him so badly! I don't think the whole Marilyn strategy would work! So why am i saying such bad things about him!

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Jason: I think we need to take out Marilyn. She is very unpredictable.

Julia: I saw her more in this challenge, she can't really focus without our help, it's time she goes!

Wyatt: Ok.

Flo: Fine. I agree with it.

Julia: I guess it's sad because, she's a good person.

Wyatt: Julia, i thought you'd be used to this by now, we have to.

Julia: I guess.

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Sophia: Look, Marilyn.

Marilyn: Yes?

Sophia: I don't really want to vote with you, but you're the only chance i have to progress.

Olivia: Great!

Brian: You girls finally apologized! Now, who do we vote for.

Marilyn: All of them are good targets, but i think we should go for Flo.

Brian: Why Flo?

Marilyn: If she leaves, Jason will become sad and not have as much motivation. Julia will probably feel pressured to lead us and Wyatt - won't be majorly affected.

Olivia: I guess we can do Flo. Jason's really strong and we need some way to distract him, but he can get us wins.

Sophia: Flo isn't as athletic, i guess this plan makes sense!

Chris: (on loudspeaker) Finalist Falcons, GET TO ELIMINATION NOW!

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Olivia: Get on with it.

Chris: Fine! Just go vote!

Flo(CONF): You aren't worth our time to keep motivating, sorry.

Wyatt(CONF): Now that Brian's sane again, you're our best option.

Marilyn(CONF): Your record in this game is really strong, which isn't going to help me continue in this game.

Brian(CONF): I'm voting for my best friend's girlfriend. Why don't i just disband my friendship with Jason!

Jason(CONF): I mean, you tried to get me out in season 4, so this is basically pay back.

Olivia(CONF): I like you, but you will give a good domino effect for us.

Julia(CONF): I don't really tolerate lazy people, so bye bye!

Sophia(CONF): Don't have a big opinion on you, but you are a strong player, you need to leave.

Chris: I've tallied up the votes, and it's... a 4-4 tie! (everyone gasps) Yes, but lets get to the safe players first. Jason, Brian and Olivia, you three are safe.

Olivia: Eek!

Brian: Yes!

Chris: Sshh! No talking! Next safe is, Sophia and Julia also with 0 votes.

Julia: Phew!

Wyatt: (gulp)

Flo: Lucky you.

Chris: The person who will not be competing in the tiebreaker is, Wyatt.

Wyatt: Yes!

Marilyn: Oh no!

Jason: Flo!

Flo: Ugh, great.

Chris: Lets get this done quickly. I am going to ask you a question about today's challenge. Whoever gets it right first, stays in the game. The other, is out. You two, stand up.

Jason: Good luck!

Brian: You can do this Marilyn!

Chris: Who threw the lei into the volcano for the Wannabe Woodpeckers.

Flo: ...

Marilyn: We don't remember!

Flo: Yeah, why not a question about us!

Chris: I can build more suspense this way!

Flo(CONF): Brett is the most sporty, so it would make sense if he did it.

Flo: Brett?

Chris: Incorrect! Marilyn, if you get this right, and you stay in the game!

Olivia: No pressure.

Marilyn: Um, is it, Josh?

Chris: That is...

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Marilyn: Yes!

Jason: Wait, does that mean, Flo is eliminated?

Chris: Well, duh.

Jason: FLO! NO!

Flo: Jason! It's ok!

Julia: No it's not!

Chris: Have your sentimental moment next to the jeep of shame please. Cause Flo, you're getting on it.

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Flo: Jason, Julia, Wyatt!! Carry on from this!

Wyatt: Its not just you leaving that hurts us, but we're also in the minority!

Julia: Yeah!

Jason: Flo, i don't believe this is happening so soon!

Flo: I know, but Jason, fight on! Please!

Jason: Of course! (Jason and Flo kiss)

Julia: Look Flo, i'm sorry about all our arguments, and i'm- really happy we're friends now.

Flo: So am I. (hugs Julia)

Wyatt: Ok, i'm not as close with you as those two, but i'm gonna miss having you around.

Flo: Thanks Wyatt! (hugs Wyatt)

Chris: Ugh! Enough!

Flo: Fine. Bye you three, good luck! (gets on jeep as it drives away)

Julia: Wow.

Julia: She's really gone.

Chris: Go back on the plane i need to do the outro!

Wyatt: Ok. (Jason, Julia and Wyatt go on plane)

Chris: Ok! Only 14 remain in the competition! Will Joshua become less of a crybaby, will Nmet become more evil, will Jason and Julia recover from losing Flo, find out more on Total! DRAMA! STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 7: I'll pack an alpaca


Theodore: Ok. So our deal is that you help me with the anonymous pilot and I help you with Stacey and Chris.

Mrs McLean: So?

Theodore: I need you to go in that cockpit and start flying the plane.

Mrs McLean: But- i don't know how to!

Theodore: Fine, i'll do it. Then you use this gigantic paper bag and fly it around the cockpit so it can trap the culprit!

Mrs McLean: This isn't going to work. Are you sure it isn't on autopilot?

Theodore: No! And this will work! This one time in the French Revolution, my brothers did the same when we couldn't find our sundial.

Mrs McLean: Should i even dare to question your age?

Theodore: No. Lets do this already, i need to take my medications!

Random Voice: Haha. You think you are going to find me! You have no chance, i will lead this plane to my lair, and you two will be my first victims! (laughs in evil voice)

Theodore: Umm. What?

Mrs McLean: (peeps into cockpit) There's no-one in there!

Theodore: Well, we have to tell Chris!

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Julia: Ok, lets start the meeting. Jason, do you have anything to say?

Jason: (sigh) Flo..

Julia: Jason, i miss Flo too, but we can't dwell on her absence.

Jason: Flo!

Julia: Seriously, are you going to answer me.

Jason: (Sigh) Yes.

Julia: Jason! You have to snap out of it! Flo's gone, you'll see her in like a month!

Jason: But why was it so soo-

Julia: Stop whining! If you continue to question it, then you'll just drown yourself in an ocean of thoughts, look at Pierre and Joshua right now!

Jason: I guess.

Julia: So, are you ok and ready to continue this game?

Jason: Yes General Julia.

Julia: Hey! Wait where's Wyatt? (Wyatt runs in)

Wyatt: Sorry, i slept in.

Wyatt(CONF): I did sleep in a little, but that wasn't why i was late. I was busy contemplating about how i'll survive the next few days that I forgot about her meeting.

Julia: It's fine.

Wyatt: Anyway, Jason, how are you putting up with Flo's elimination?

Julia: Badly!

Jason: Hey! I'm getting over it!

Julia: So anyway, our only 2 options to stay is to either win out-

Wyatt: Which is highly unlikely.

Julia: Or to get someone from their side onto ours.

Wyatt: (checks clock) Oh, it's nine already! I need to- eat! I'm hungry! (walks away)

Jason: What was Wyatt in a rush to?

Julia: I don't know. I guess we can go now.

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Wyatt: I hope Julia and Jason don't think thats too shady. (Nmet and Paul walk in)

Nmet(CONF): I don't like what Paul did back in Mexico. But, this might help us in the long run. I need to stir up more drama to keep me off the chopping block. So, on the Finalist Falcons, Marilyn, Sophia, Olivia and Brian are in the majority, so i just need to do one or 2 flips and things will go my way. Wyatt is allied with Steph, but if i make him look more antagonistic then Steph could lose yet another ally before merge.

Wyatt: Hey you two. Do you know where Steph is?

Paul: He's at th- (Nmet covers Paul's mouth)

Nmet: Actually, i haven't seen him in a while!

Wyatt: Well, alrigh-

Nmet: Wait, can i ask you to do a favour?

Wyatt: Yeah, what?

Nmet: Well, my good friend Paul warned you that you could have been eliminated, but you are still here, so now it's time for you to do us a solid!

Paul: Huh? What are you doing?

Nmet: Hush Paul! Actually, you can just go talk with Mnet!

Paul: Alright. (walks away)

Wyatt: Yes, so what do you want me to do?

Nmet: You're in the minority, so just flip... Sophia to your alliance, and you guys can stay!

Wyatt: How do you know about our team alliances, and also, why do you care about my safety?

Nmet: You can be my ally at merge, now go!

Wyatt: Sure, i guess? (Walks away)

Nmet(CONF): The more Wyatt does these risky moves, the more drama it creates. For him. I can't only use Paul to do my moves, cause otherwise he'll get voted off. Also, i get to pry him away from Steph. Wow, i am so smart.

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Mnet: Why?

Joshua: It's personal, something a blonde can't understand!

Mnet: Hey! Don't insult me because of my hair colour!

Joshua: Sorry, just a joke.

Mnet: A bad one, yes.

Joshua: Sorry- but i'm a little confused right now.

Mnet: How am i confusing you?

Joshua: No, you're not doing anything. (Paul walks in)

Paul: Hi.

Mnet: Hello!

Joshua: Wow, you're not near Nmet! That's a first.

Paul: Wow, you're not near Pierre! That's a first!

Joshua: Shut up! There's way more to that!

Paul: Whatever, Mnet, how is joining the game treating you!

Mnet: Fine! Although, it's super dramatic and very different from Iqaluit!

Paul: How?

Mnet: I feel like, here, is just harder to survive and more intimidating. Everyone has so many problems that they just want to take everyone out, so they can deal with it, while they still have this sort of time.

Joshua: I don't know if that makes sense. Anyway, i'm going to go now. (Joshua leaves)

Joshua(CONF): What Mnet said just makes me think, will i have the freedom to not be so unsure when i leave this show indefinitely? I don't really want to figure that out now, because i have other priorities, and it will just confuse myself more, but- if i'm struggling here, will it just get worse when i leave?

Mnet: That Joshua guy is a little... annoying.

Paul: Well, don't harass him, he is so weak, i don't know if he can take it.

Mnet: Whatever. But, everyone here is so good at the game, and then i'm here! The one time i tried to actually do something in this game, and i get eliminated!

Paul: Mnet, shut up! We have too many people with personal problems! You said this game is very intimidating, so show everyone you don't care or you'll get out! It's an ALL STAR season! Of course it's going to be intimidating!

Mnet: Am i supposed to have a positive reaction to that! Thanks, but i won't hide my feelings for a season.

Paul: Well, it's your call, do you want to be the weakest link here? The answer is clear to me, and i'm pretty sure i'm dumber here. So get yourself together before it's too late! Fake your emotions if you have to show the others you are good enough! Bye bye now. (walks away)

Mnet(CONF): At first, it was nice how he was trying to help me out, but.. he's just forcing me to do what he wants. Is he himself putting on a more serious face this season, because, i've known the guy for a year and he never acted so, forceful!

Paul(CONF): Could that have been a little pushy? Yes, it could have been. But this alliance already has Joshua and Pierre, two very unstable men. And i don't need Mnet becoming emotional as well, it will ruin my game! ....What is wrong with me! I am acting exactly like Nmet! Urgh!

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Brian: Ok. So, last night way a success for us.

Olivia: Yes. So, even though we may not like each other totally.

Sophia: Yeah, Marilyn.

Marilyn: Shut up.

Olivia: Girls! We aren't going to get anywhere if you fight! It may take some time to earn each others trust, but it's not going to do you any good if you always lash out on each other!

Brian: But it gets their feelings ou-

Olivia: True Brian, but, they could take their feelings out in positive ways.

Brian: Like what?

Olivia: Using it in challenges, or using it to find creative strategic plans for u-

Brian: Why does it sound like, you only want everyone else's relationships to affect you positively.

Olivia: Brian. Shut up.

Marilyn: Look who's arguing now! Haha!

Sophia: Yeah, so that means we can fight if you can!

Olivia: No! Don't! Now, anyway, we still should try in challenges, but... we have the majority which means we don't need a win to survive.

Marilyn: Yes!

Sophia: I think we already figured that out.

Olivia: Look, i don't want to bother trying to talk to you guys anymore!

Sophia(CONF): I don't know why, but today i just woke up and felt like being sassy and rude to everyone. It's weird! I want to show everyone i’m a dangerous girl, a force to be reckoned with!

Olivia(CONF): I'm happy i even made it this far, but we need to stop quarreling if any of us want to win.

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Brett: (looks at Steph, and Steph shrugs)

Steph: So, may i ask what is the problem here?

Brett: Yeah, you look very aggressive, and like you're gonna kill me.

Pierre: Sorry, i'm just trying to figure stuff out.

Brett: Does it have to do with Joshua, because then i am of no help to you! (tries to walk away, but Pierre holds him down)

Pierre: No, i heard you and Joshua argued yesterday.

Brett(CONF): There's always a lot of tension when i interact with Joshua and Pierre. This was shown yesterday with my fight with Joshua. I mean, it is true. I don't have much information about Joshua which could help Pierre, but i really just wanted to get out of there.

Steph: What do you want!

Pierre: Joshua told you some stuff in Hawaii. And i really want to know that information so i can help him!

Steph: I don't think he wants you to know.

Pierre: And he wants you to know! The person who he just betrayed! Please Steph!

Steph: (to Brett) Should i tell him?

Brett: Yep. But if it's that private, i think i should go! (walks away)

Steph: Did he even care if i told him or not?

Pierre: (sigh) Fine, go. But i'll get you in the challenge!

Brett(CONF): Phew, i got out of there!

Pierre: Look. Steph, i understand you probably don't want to help him? But.. i do. And, someone has to be there for him, and i just want for him to be happy! Please?

Steph: Pierre. I do want to help him. Sure it's awkward, but, i have been in a position like his, i still am, but according to Joshua himself, i am better emotionally. I don't think you can connect with him as quickly as i can.

Pierre: (sigh) Are you sure you don't want me to know, all the pain? He just looks so sad, and i can't even laugh or have a regular conversation with him any more! And i miss it! I don't want Joshua to be my number one priority, but - it's best for him! So, if you don't tell me, thats fine. But, i just want to be able to help a friend!

Steph(CONF): Ok, after he switched to the dark side, otherwise known as Nmet's alliance, i never thought i'd have any sympathy for him. But, i mean, he's so desperate to know and he is going to use that knowledge for good.

Steph: Fine. He thinks th-

Chris: (on loudspeaker) GUYS! ITS TIME FOR OUR SEVENTH CHALLENGE! GET OUT OF THE PLANE!

Steph: I guess, i can only tell you another time.

Pierre: Fine. I get you want to concentrate on the challenge.

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Chris: We have left North America and we have now entered it's southern neighbour, South America!

Mia: I don't care! Just let me demonstrate the challenge so i can go!

Jason: Hey Mia!

Chris: Shut up, or you can be our intern, without pay.

Mia: Eew.

Jason: Sheesh, sorry.

Chris: Anyway, we are in the Atacama Desert in Chile! This place barely gets any rain, it's scary!

Julia: So, what our challenge?

Chris: Over there is 14 alpacas! And also some hay right behind it, legend has it here is if you feed it grass hay, it will take you anywhere.

Olivia: That is definitely not a legend, it's too stupid to be made up by someone who isn't Chris McLean.

Chris: So, there is a mountain also just behind the llamas. Which you can see from here.

Brett: Woah, that's huge!

Chris: I know, it's called Llullaillaco. And it's 22 thousand feet. So, since that's way too high. You need to get your llama to bring you to the elevation of five thousand feet, where you will find me standing there. Actually i don't really care it you ride it to me, just get yourself and the alpaca there. First team to get three there wins! Also, the first person to get to me will get a reward! Any questions?

Olivia: Yes, how are we supposed to feed the alpacas.

Chris: Hehe. That's what Mia is here to demonstrate!

Mia: Um, (gets hay) Here little llama! (alpaca runs over it) Oww!

Chris: Maybe, you should have called it an alpaca! They could be offended for just being called something it isn't!

Mia: Urgh, cause it totally can understand English! I'm so happy i didn't make it into All Stars!

Jason: It's fine Mia! You would be ok!

Mia: Yeah, yeah. Good seeing you again Jason, but i'm outta here! (Mia walks away)

Chris: Um, you can go now.

Wyatt(CONF): I figured that since only 3 of us had to make it up there, I can focus on flipping Sophia to our side. I don‘t know why Nmet even cares about me, but it’s probably to be in another alliance. 3 alliances! And two of those alliances are arch enemies, this could be bad!

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Nmet: Guys! Alliance meeting! Quick before we lose ground!

Joshua: Why do you want to talk now, can we just go?

Nmet: Shut up Josh. Anyway, i'm thinking if we stay together, then we will have a good chance of winning!

Joshua: Seriously! I wanted to sleep through the challenge and just hope 3 other people would win it for me!

Pierre: Joshua! Stop being so lazy! But, i do also disagree with the idea.

Nmet: Fine! You two can do whatever you want! But, that means you two have to vote for who i say next time we lose.

Joshua: We'd probably have to do that anyway. So, whatever. (Walks away)

Pierre: He has a point.

Nmet: Shut up Pierre, all you're going to do is "help him"! Stop trying to be a nice person and focus on the game for once!

Mnet: Girl? Maybe you should calm down.

Paul: I agree.

Nmet: I'm sorry, i just want to win! So Pierre, are you going to stay with us? I strongly advise for you to make the right choice.

Pierre: (sigh) Fine.

Mnet: Yay! Lets all go now-

Nmet: Wait Mnet, i need you to go to Wyatt. Pierre, Paul and I will do this for us.

Mnet: Why?

Nmet: I'll tell you after the challenge. Just say to Wyatt these exact words. "Remember what Nmet said."

Mnet: But i want to win!

Nmet: You can still win, just not with us!

Paul: Nmet, just let her do what she wants.

Nmet: Are you the leader of this alliance, no. Lets go feed the alpacas!

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Julia: Here little alpaca! (feeds alpaca)

Jason: Wow, you fed him so easily! I'm struggling to! (chases alpaca)

Julia: Here, do you want me to help you?

Jason: Haha, yeah.

Julia: (catches alpaca and feeds it)

Jason: How do you do that!

Julia: I have a lot of pets! Do you know where Wyatt is?

Jason: No, actually! He's not been around as much since Flo's elimination! I hope he doesn't turn on us, we are already in the minority!

Julia: Lets not worry about that and win! Lets go! (Julia and Jason go on alpacas as they start riding)

Jason: But, should we worry about this and start thinking about the votes?

Julia: Yes, but not now. It will distract us!

Jason: True, thanks Julia, you are a great friend!

Julia: Do you really think so?

Jason: Yeah, you know what you should focus on!

Julia: Thanks!

Jason: Ok, lets do this! Giddy up, alpacas!

Julia: Haha!

Julia(CONF): No one has ever said i'm a good friend. I like being appreciated in that way, i don't know why, but i feel more mature, like i can handle things without arguing! I've known thats something i need to work on for a long time!

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Mnet: Hey, whats your problem?

Wyatt: Nmet gave me some advice on how to deal with my team situation, but it's going to put me in a lot of drama!

Mnet: You know, you don't have to play aggressively to win.

Wyatt: But, i'm in a really bad spot right now, it could work, but i just feel like from this point on, i'm going to be disappointing somebody!

Mnet: How?

Wyatt: Both of my alliances went from being the majority to minority and now Nmet wants me which just confuses everything!

Mnet: Wyatt, you are the best person at this game because you don't do anything too bold, so, just do whatever is similar to your previous strategies!

Wyatt: How can I! This situation is different!

Mnet: Wait, doesn't Nmet want you to get someone from the other team alliance on your side?

Wyatt: Yes!

Mnet: There's no problem then! You won't upset anyone! You are just doing what you have to do to survive!

Wyatt: I guess, but when Joshua and Pierre did it earlier this season, they were both put in a lot of troubles, game-wise and emotion-wise. Plus, i don't get why Nmet would care about my game!

Mnet: Think about it, no offence but Julia and Jason are more athletic than you, so the team will see that you are super strong at this game and you don't offer much to the team! So maybe, you need to do this! Wyatt, you're smart enough to get this done, you can get through this! Don't worry about Nmet if it confuses you! Just do what you have to do to win!

Wyatt: Wow. Thanks Mnet!

Mnet: Anytime!

Mnet(CONF): Sometimes i flirt and compliment guys on accident. Usually, i have to have some sort of interest in them to do that. But- Wyatt! No i - i don't - i couldn't- could i have feelings for WYATT!

Wyatt(CONF): Why do i feel so weird right now? I'm happy Mnet helped me through that, but it's a different sort of happy! Also, am i overthinking this 3 alliances thing? And another thing, was Mnet helping me because she was genuine, or because Nmet told her to.

Mnet(CONF): I hope he doesn't think i wasn't being genuine. Nmet did direct me to him, but i actually felt bad for him! Wouldn't you help a cute puppy- I'm not saying that he's cute! He is a little cute- MNET SNAP OUT OF IT!

Wyatt(CONF): Seriously, my cheeks were hurting and i think my pupils got bigger! Could it be, LOVE? Am i straight after all?

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Marilyn: Me and Brian decided to go together for this challenge.

Brian: Yeah, maybe it will be easier to concentrate without everyone else around us.

Olivia: Sure, ok! Have you already fed your alpacas?

Brian: Yes, we just wanted you girls to be aware.

Sophia: Ok bye Brian!

Marilyn: Yeah whatever, no goodbye for m- (Brian kicks Marilyn's foot) Oww!

Brian: Focus! (Marilyn and Brain ride their alpacas away)

Olivia: Well, we should probably get going as well. I'm going to feed my alpaca, can you wait for me?

Sophia: Sure! (Wyatt approaches Sophia)

Wyatt(CONF): Lets see if this works.

Wyatt: Hey Sophia! Can, i ask you something?

Sophia: Sure, but quickly, i do want to go now.

Wyatt: Ok, i'm going to cut straight to it. Do you want to join our alliance?

Sophia: Why?

Sophia(CONF): Wow, i never thought they'd get so desperate. But, i could use this to my advantage.

Wyatt: I know you may have some conflict with Jason & I, but do you not have the same with Marilyn?

Sophia: I guess. Do you have anything else to say, perhaps something better?

Wyatt: Um... your alliance isn't so stable. Marilyn could easily bribe Brian to leave you guys, if you push her over the edge, maybe thats why Olivia is trying to stop any arguments from happening between you two. They use your alliance for their own personal benefit, but our alliance is for the team benefit!

Sophia: You make a good point! ..I'll think about it, if you let me decided who goes home from now until merge.

Wyatt: Thanks! I'm going to go now! (Wyatt walks away as Olivia walks in)

Olivia: Hey Soph, was that Wyatt?

Sophia: Um, yes?

Olivia: What did you talk about?

Sophia: Oh, it was nothing serious!

Olivia: Uhh, ok, lets go now!

Olivia(CONF): She lied to me! I hear everything! Sophia is considering joining an alliance with Wyatt! Ugh! I knew he was a threat! I need to take the both of them out before our alliance becomes even more messed up!

Sophia(CONF): I hope she bought that. But she does seem a little suspicious.

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Brett: I hope we are, so we can win and not have to worry about being eliminated.

Steph: Man, this is literally the worst situation! There is no possible way that we can survive the next elimination!

Brett: To be honest, you're right. Unless, we win one of those rewards!

Steph: How do you know they'll help our game!

Brett: I don't! But, it's one of our few options left! And stay positive!

Steph: Ugh! You just don't get it, you're a jock!

Brett: Sorry, but i don't see how my interest in sports affects my outlook on life.

Steph: You're athletic, everyone likes you, these two things set you up for, "Love, Long Life and Luck!"

Brett: What?

Steph: See, you don't even get what i'm saying!

Brett: Pierre isn't that sporty and he is confident and optimistic! Stop acting like old Steph!

Steph: No, this isn't old Steph, this is realistic Steph! If we lose, there is a 95% percent chance one of us is leaving!

Brett: Calm down! You'll be fine if we win this!

Steph: I'm sorry, i just don't get why everything is going wrong for us right now! We can't- I can't get anything to be successful! My alliance split in half, Attica's gone and Nmet is corrupting pretty much everyone here!

Brett: Steph, if you continue to let the game stress you, then you won't get anywhere! That's what's happening here! NOW LETS GO ALREADY!

Steph: (sigh) Ok. (Julia and Jason ride in)

Brett: AGH! Julia! (alpaca runs down mountain)

Julia: Whats his problem?

Steph: I don't know. He's probably afraid you'll dump him.

Julia: Oh no, he's still onto that! I need to talk to him! (turns alpaca to ride down mountain)

Jason: Well, i guess we need to finish now.

Steph: Yeah.

Steph(CONF): Rather hypocritical of Brett to tell me to not worry, while he worries as well. But, i'm thankful he always tries to cheer me up.

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Steph: Am i the first one here?

Chris: What does it look like. Congratulations, Steph, you get a special reward! (Jason rides in with alpaca)

Steph: What's my reward?

Chris: You get immunity for the next 2 nights you lose, but... even if you don't get a vote you still use your immunity!

Steph: Still a good reward.

Jason: Good job man!

Steph: Thanks Jason!

Chris: Jason, you are the first person from your team to make it up here! You don't get a prize though.

Jason: Aww man! I hope i won't need a reward though!

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Sophia: Yes?

Olivia: Can i tell you something?

Sophia: Sure!

Sophia(CONF): Why is everyone coming to me today.

Olivia: I know what you did?

Sophia: (gulp) What do you mean?

Olivia: You are considering joining an alliance with Wyatt!

Sophia: ....How do you know?

Olivia: A little birdy came on my shoulder and told me.

Sophia: No seriously, how do you know.

Olivia: You two were louder than you thought. You see Sophia, did you witness what happened when Joshua and Pierre flipped sides on the other team? They both became absolute wrecks. So, it's your choice. But if you don't want to mess up your own game, i would stay on our side!

Sophia(CONF): Maybe Wyatt was right when he said they were using me for their own personal benefit! Ugh! What do i do!

Mnet(CONF): I happened to be right behind Sophia and Olivia in that conversation. If their team loses, Wyatt's going to go home! I have to stop this! ....I mean, not because i like him and want him to stay. I need to find out if i'm attracted to him or not, i never fall for guys like him!

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Joshua(CONF): I figured i could use a challenge like this to focus on my emotions. Pierre just wants to help, but i feel like he is a bit controlling. I love Pierre, in a platonic way. But, this season all he has cared about was, my happiness. It's nice, but it's also stresses me out since he is stressing so much about me.

Joshua: I need to talk to him. (bumps into Julia and Brett)

Julia: Hi Joshua!

Joshua: Yes, hello. Did i interrupt something?

Brett(CONF): I told you, i'm not comfortable around those two! Maybe i do have an easy li- NO! I am not going to walk down the emotional path like half the people here have! Snap out of it! I need to solve all these problems!

Joshua: So, do you want me to go now?

Julia: (sigh) Sure. I'll talk to you later.

Joshua: No, you guys are on different teams, you can talk.

Julia: Seriously, i want to win now, i'll see you two later. (rides up with alpaca)

Julia(CONF): I want to tell Brett about how i feel, but it's really hard being on different teams! I don't want there to be any more confusion!

Joshua: I'm sorry about what happened in the last challenge.

Brett: So am I. I was just a bit on ice because of all the tension that happened prior to the challenge.

Joshua: No, i was being a bit lazy, but there actually was a lot to it.

Brett: It's ok. It's hard to be in a situation like yours.

Joshua: Yeah. (awkward silence)

Brett: Um, it's a little cold up here.

Joshua: Yes, um it is.

Brett: ..Ok we both agree that this is awkward, lets get to Chris now.

Joshua: Agreed. Ok.

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Brian: Why not.

Marilyn: Why do you and Olivia always stop me and Sophia from fighting.

Brian: It's not really good for our stability.

Marilyn: But, it's a way to get out my emotions.

Brian: Aren't you supposed to be a goth, you don't have emotions! You don't care about anything!

Marilyn: Um, excuse me!

Brian: Because- i-i watched the Ridonculous Race, and Ennui and Crimson only showed emotion once.

Marilyn: Urgh! You just don't get it!

Brian(CONF): Maybe not the smartest thing to say, looking back, but before meeting Marilyn, those two were the only experience i had with goths!

Marilyn: AND TO THINK YOU WERE A TRUE FRIEND!

Brian: M-Marilyn! It's ok! We're still friends, i just didn't know!

Marilyn: URGH! YOU AREN'T A FRIEND! FRIENDS DON'T DO STUPID THINGS LIKE FORCE THEM TO DO SELF HARM, OR HARM TO OTHERS! LEAVE ME ALONE, DON'T BLACKMAIL ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T TRY WEED WITH YOU, OR DRINK UNDERAGED! I HATE YOU!

Brian(CONF): Woah, i think there have been problems with Marilyn which i haven't seen this whole season!

Brian: Marilyn, are you ok?

Marilyn: What just happened? -Oh no. Did you hear all that stuff i said?

Brian: Yeah?

Marilyn: I'm sorry, it wasn't meant for you.

Brian: Then, who was it for?

Marilyn: I can't tell you. And i won't. (sighs) Lets just climb up this stupid mountain.

Brian: Umm, ok!

Marilyn(CONF): If your wondering why i said all that stuff to Brian, then.. don't bother asking. I won't tell you. Do you think i'm going to tell random strangers my most personal problems! Heck no! But, i'll just say, there's way more to it than you'd think. Again, no pondering and no wondering.

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Jason: Alright! Fantastic job Julia!

Julia: Did you win the reward?

Jason: No, Steph won it.

Chris: Good job Julia! You are the second person from your team to make it here! All you need is one person!

Steph: Come on guys!

Steph(CONF): I really, don't want to go to elimination. So, winning to merge is one of my few options left. Lucky i won that double immunity, otherwise i'd be gone.

Chris: Will the Finalist Falcons restart their winning streak, or will the Woodpeckers make a comeba- (Joshua and Brett come in with alpacas)

Joshua: Um, we made the comeback and ruined the tension you planned on making.

Chris: Seriously! Way to ruin the drama!

Brett: We don't care! Do we win or not!

Chris: Well, you have 3 people at the top to the Falcon's 2, so yes. You guys win. Now let me use my megaphone to scream out to everyone else that we're done and they need to get back to the plane!

Steph: Would that not be-

Joshua: Literally deafening for us?

Chris: Whatever. (grabs megaphone) DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO CLIMB THE REST OF THE MOUNTAIN! THE WANNABE WOODPECKERS WON ALREADY, SO GO DOWN AND IF YOU ARE JULIA, JASON, OLIVIA, SOPHIA, MARILYN, WYATT OR BRIAN, YOU NEED TO MEET ME AT THE ELIMINATION AREA IN 45 MINUTES!

Jason: Oww! My ears!

Wyatt(CONF): Ok, we lost, i am going to tell Jason and Julia about whats gone on with me today. If this doesn't work. I'm pretty much dead.

Paul(CONF): Yay! We won! I like not having to worry about elimination!

Jason(CONF): Man! Two in a row! Also, i think someone from our squad is going home again.

Sophia(CONF): What alliance do i pick!

Nmet(CONF): I told Paul to ask Wyatt how getting Sophia went, i don't need to have the team get suspicious of me.

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Wyatt: Oh, hi Paul?

Paul: Nmet, I mean- i was wondering if you asked Sophia to join your alliance!

Paul(CONF): Wow. That's one of the first time's i've said i mean and i didn't say a word incorrectly.

Wyatt: Oh, yeah i did. How do you know about that, by the way?

Paul: Oh, uhh, no reason! I'll see you later bye! (Paul rushes out)

Wyatt: Ugh. I don't need Paul messing with me right now.

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Brett: (gulp) Yeah.

Julia: What i've been recently trying to say to you is...

Julia(CONF): I hope he understands.

Brett(CONF): She is going to dump me!

Julia: In that rock challenge, i told Wyatt something about me and you.

Brett: Again, if you want to dump me, just tell me.

Julia: No! It's just, i feel like we are drifting apart!

Brett: ..Continue.

Julia: We're on different teams, we barely talk. And, i still really like you, the feelings are there, but our relationship is evaporating!

Brett: Is that all?

Julia: I don't want to dump you! I want us to have what we had before, watching Flo and Jason get together, kinda, made me jealous that my own relationship was going nowhere! But look at what happened in season 2 & 3! I don't want us to break up, but, it feels like us is getting old!

Brett: Oh.

Julia: Again, i still want to be with you, just, maybe do more together!

Brett: I'm sorry. I- i need to go now. (walks away)

Julia: Wait Brett! Ugh! Why me!

Julia(CONF): If you haven't noticed, i'm not the best with emotion and stuff like that, so maybe i said it to Brett differently to what i meant in my heart. Oh no, i have to meet Jason and Wyatt for elimination!

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Julia: Sophia? What are you doing here!

Sophia: I have, decided to join your alliance.

Jason: Wait really, that's why you're here! Epic!

Wyatt: Yeah, i ..asked her to switch sides.

Julia: Wow, that was a bold move. Good job Wyatt!

Julia(CONF): At least some good news for me.

Sophia(CONF): I might as well adapt to the game. Plus, Brian was crazy for 5 episodes, me and Marilyn are in bad blood and Olivia could be using me, i think i need a nicer fresher alliance.

Sophia: Can i give an option for who to eliminate?

Jason: Sure, we'd love an opinion from someone who's been on that side!

Sophia: I say Olivia, she's won already. She's the biggest threat.

Jason: True!

Wyatt: Are you sure, Olivia seems more stable than Brian and Marilyn.

Sophia: No, i'm sure this is the best move for us. Merge is getting closer and closer, so you need to start taking out the possible threats.

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Brian: I don't know!

Marilyn: Also Brian i repeat, NEVER MENTION WHAT I SAID IN THE CHALLENGE AGAIN.

Brian: Yes Marilyn.

Olivia: Should i ask what happened!

Marilyn: NO.

Brian: Yeah, you shouldn't.

Olivia: Anyway, this may come as a surprise, but we need to vote Wyatt out.

Brian: What's so surprising about that?

Olivia: Because Sophia joined th- (Mnet walks in)

Mnet: Hey guys! Sorry to interrupt you!

Marilyn: No problem, you can stay if you don't squeal to anyone what we say.

Mnet: I promise! Isn't Sophia usually with you guys!

Olivia: Yeah, Sophia might be betraying us!

Marilyn: What!

Brian: She wouldn't!

Olivia: Why isn't she here!

Mnet: Oh wait, i just remembered, Sophia ...lost her necklace again and is looking for it!

Olivia: Oh.

Marilyn: How do you know!

Mnet: She came up to me five minutes ago, and asked about them. She isn't betraying you guys.

Olivia: Hmm, ok.

Mnet: Also, i'd vote for Jason or Julia, the merge is getting closer, and they would dominate merge if they were in it.

Olivia: That's actually true!

Mnet: Anyway, i am going to enjoy first class now! Goodbye! (walks away)

Brian: Should we vote for Julia instead?

Marilyn: I'm ok with it.

Brian: So am i.

Olivia: Fine. Ok. I agree.

Mnet(CONF): Lets hope that stops them from voting off Wyatt! And yes, i made that all up. She's probably meeting them at an alliance meeting.

Olivia(CONF): I guess she could be lying and Sophia actually did decide to betray us, like i saw her do! But i guess Julia is a threat anyway, so it would still make sense to eliminate her.

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Marilyn: Just get on with it!

Chris: Fine, sheesh! Go vote now!

Wyatt(CONF): I hope Sophia told told the truth.

Olivia(CONF): I hope Mnet told the truth.

Jason(CONF): Ok, we are super lucky right now, maybe that's why Wyatt avoided us today!

Julia(CONF): Look, i'm already sad that Flo's gone, and that Brett and me are basically done again, so if this doesn't work, i don't know what i'll do.

Sophia(CONF): Not an easy choice, but i don't even know what my other alliance decided on, OH NO! Olivia is so going to kill me!

Marilyn(CONF): You are too strong for your own good.

Brian(CONF): I'm not voting for my man Jason, plus, i never really established any opinion of you.

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Marilyn: Phew!

Jason: Yes!

Chris: Also safe is, Sophia!

Sophia: Really! Yay! Thank God!

Chris: Brian and Wyatt, you two didn't get any votes either.

Brian: Cool.

Wyatt(CONF): I made it! It worked.

Chris: Julia, Olivia, one of you two has spent your last night on this plane. The last one safe is...

(Wyatt looks at Sophia, worriedly)

(Julia looks at Jason, worriedly)

(Sophia looks at camera, with strong face)

(Olivia looks at Sophia, angrily)

(Sophia nervously looks back)

(Brian looks at Marilyn, confused)

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Julia: Woohoo! Yes!

Olivia: So, i'm out!

Sophia: I'm so sorry Olivia, you just seem controlli-

Olivia: I don't want to hear it! Brian, Marilyn, Mnet lied to us, Sophia actually did betray us.

Brian: (gasp)

Marilyn: Sophia, i get things between us aren't perfect but this is a new low!

Sophia: You don't get it- there's so much that happened an-

Olivia: Whatever, you guys watch out. Because you never know when people will turn on you. Sophia, why would you, i have been trying to help you for so long!

Brian: You started hanging out with her 2 episodes ago.

Olivia: Shut up Brian! I just wanted you to do good things, well obviously, (sniff) I did something wrong! You liar!

Sophia: This is so embarrassing, Chris? Can you send her to the Jeep of Shame!

Chris: I would, but all the drama is going to be great for our ratings, can't end it now!

Olivia: Why would you though, all i wanted to do was help-

Sophia: You saw what happened! Wyatt asked me to switch sides!

Wyatt: Yes, i did! Because someone forced me to, i won't say who!

Sophia: Why, because you are lying here right now and don't want another person to be onto you!

Jason: (whispers to Julia) This is intense.

Julia: (whispers back) Tell me about it.

Wyatt: No, it's actually true!

Olivia: Don't blame Wyatt! It's someone's instinct to save himself in a game like this, but you were perfectly fine! Why Sophia!

Sophia: ... Their alliance is more stable-

Olivia: I don't want to hear it!

Sophia: Then don't ask me questions!

Olivia: Whatever. I hope you get out next!

Marilyn: Yeah, so do I!

Brian: I don't even want to look at you!

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Chris: Any last words, Olivia?

Olivia: Haven't i already said enough?

Chris: True. Ok then, sayonara then Olive!

Olivia: Don't call me (sits in jeep) OLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! (jeep exits scene)

Chris: Wow, we're down to 13. The M word has been mentioned (m meaning merge), with pretty much everyone now left with a very strong reason to fight for survival. Who will get out as we relive nostalgia from our first season! Haha. You'll see what that means next episode of.. Total! Drama! STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 8: Snakes, Songs and Sadness


Chris: Look,most of the time i feel like- you three don't do anything here.

Theodore: I would be flying the plane! If someone wasn't doing it already!

Mrs McLean: Theo, stop being so delusional! And i am a loser servant on this plane! I am doing something!

Stacey: Aww, i don't feel like i do much either!

Chris: See, you two should look at Stacey, she agrees with me and you two keep whining. But, from now on you 3 will have official jobs. Theodore.

Theodore: Yes?

Chris: You can make the food, just like in "The Clash Returns"

Theodore: Sure, but who has been making the food from the start of this season!

Chris: I have!

Mrs McLean: No wonder why i hear the contestants complain about the food.

Chris: Shush! Maria.

Mrs McLean: You couldn't give me a better name, i'm your wife!

Chris: ...Stop interrupting! You will keep your job as a maid and servant for first class.

Mrs McLean: Seriously!

Stacey: What will i do?

Chris: Do the intro, outro and elimination while i relax in my private quarters!

Stacey: Yay!

Chris: But, i may or may not be a challenge assistant, so we may need new staff!

Mrs McLean: Maybe make the challenge to-

Chris: Shush!

Stacey: What if we make the challenge to find someone in the forest and make them our staff!

Chris: Brilliant idea! Ok, go do what you need to do!

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Pierre(CONF): I asked Steph to meet me up so we can talk about what Josh told him in Hawaii. But, he isn't there.

Theodore: What are you waiting for?

Pierre: Theodore! What are you doing in the kitchen!

Theodore: Cooking. Stupid Chris made that my job.

Pierre: So what were you doing before.

Theodore: I was supposed to be the pilot! but some invisible person took my job!

Pierre: Are you sure it isn't on-

Theodore: YES I'M SURE IT WASN'T ON AUTOPILOT! Go and see for yourself!

Pierre: But, can i eat firs-

Theodore: No.

Pierre: Alright, whatever.

Pierre(CONF): I mean, i don't have anything better to do if Steph isn't there.

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Joshua: Pierre, um, what are you doing in here?

Joshua(CONF): Out of all the people i could meet. Seriously. I was just having another mental breakdown and theory about how to deal with life in there.

Pierre: Uh, hi Joshua.

Joshua: Hi... but seriously, why are you in here.

Pierre: Long story. ..Anyway, it wasn't that important- so i'll just leave.

Joshua: Pierre, if you're gonna leave, can i ask you something?

Pierre: (sigh) What.

Joshua: What happened with our friendship, i mean, last season we were really close, and now we can't even look at each other.

Pierre: It's just- i don't know. If i'm going to be honest, I can't be friends with you if you can't trust yourself.

Joshua: Huh?

Pierre: All this season, i've been trying to help you, and you have ignored me and said, nothing's wrong. But, now you're always saying you're a wreck and not ok.

Joshua: Pierre, did you ever think that i wasn't ready to tell you?

Pierre: Fine, i might have handled that badly. But, then why did you tell Steph?

Joshua: Because, he's more similar to me! He gets it, you don't! Also, he tries to put his attention on more things than another human being! Another reason i didn't tell you is because i didn't want me to become your problem! I have had the same problems now, to when we were in the Outback! But, i think you pressuring me, coupled with Attica's elimination is what's causing my unhappiness to really show!

Pierre: So... you wanted me to leave you alone?

Joshua: No, and last season, i wanted to tell you- but i think i got comfortable without you knowing, and i got used to it. I don't want you to leave me-

Pierre: You-you don't?

Joshua: I really didn't! I just wanted us to not worry about ourselves and just enjoy our time! I'm sorry, i just don't everyone taking care of me.

Pierre: That's great, but, i don't know if we actually can be like last season.

Joshua: W-what? We can, i know we can, and coming from someone as negative as me, it means something.

Pierre: I'm sorry, but- now that i know what's going on inside you, i can't ignore it, it isn't something i would do!

Joshua: Pierre, i'm fine, doesn't it make sense the only reason i'm upset is because everyone is starting to question my outer personality? I've spent a while thinking about how my unstable mindset is only affecting me now, when i've had it for years. You always tell me to try, and i can try and keep my emotions inside and not let them take over me!

Pierre: That's something you don't try at! Look, i don't care if i am the one who makes you "happy" but until you really are, and don't lie to yourself, i don't want to act like nothing is happening! It's not healthy!

Joshua: Yeah right, and crying every week because a new inner problem appears is healthy!

Pierre: What do you mean by that, do you have multiple personalities!

Joshua: No! It's not like that! This is what i mean by you don't understand!

Pierre: I know that, but for the last time, i won't be friends with someone who isn't friends with himself! I've went through my own problems, but i made sure people knew i had to figure them out first, i told you that a long time ago!

Joshua: You did, bu-

Pierre: And, not to brag, but i'm happy now! So, figure your stuff out and then we can be like season 4! Au revoir Joshua! Jaime vie!

Joshua: What does that even mean?

Pierre: Love your life. (sniffs and walks away)

Joshua(CONF): But- i don't know how to figure this out. So, does that mean i'll never be friends with him? Ever again? What is wrong with my life! But.. is it wrong if i think i am i just being a drama king. Sometimes, i think, i see those happy fairy-tale endings other people get, and i want to have a happy fairy-tale ending, so i give myself a problem by overreacting.

Pierre(CONF): That was one of the hardest things i have done in my life. But, i think, it had to be done. He doesn't want me to help him, fine by me, but, things between us will truly not be the same, if i know whats happening inside. I really hope he gets through it quickly, because, i don't know if it's clear, but i also want things to be the same between us.

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Sophia: What did i do, what did i do!

Wyatt: I'm not so hot either, i'm in so much trouble!

Sophia: YOU! So much trouble! YOU are the one who made me align with you and not MY former alliance is hating on me!

Wyatt: I'm not talking about our team, if Steph finds out i let Nmet walk all over me and use me to get myself into jeopardy, i might be kicked out!

Sophia: How did you get yourself into jeopardy?

Wyatt: If i tell you, you better not tell a soul.

Sophia: I promise.

Wyatt: Nmet used me to tell you to join us!

Sophia: Why would Nmet care about either of our safety! Unless you're lying!

Wyatt: I'm not lying! But, you're right, it is a little strange, i thought about it before, but at the same time, if i didn't make that move, i would have probably been eliminated yesterday anyway. So, i didn't really think about it. (Mnet walks in)

Mnet: Hey guys! (looks at Wyatt, in an attracted way)

Wyatt: Oh, hi Mnet! (Mnet and Wyatt have a moment before they stop.)

Sophia: Just saying, how come Olivia didn't target me before elimination!

Mnet: Oh, i lied and said you Sophia lost your necklace!

Sophia: Um, thanks, i'm not gonna question it though. (walks away)

Wyatt: Why did you save Sophia?

Mnet: I think they would have voted for you, and even though it probably wouldn't have worked, you would have felt threatened at least.

Wyatt: Well, thanks anyway, yeah. (awkward silence)

Mnet: Um do you want to have breakfast with me!

Wyatt: Sure, if it's in first class. (Stacey passes by)

Stacey: You're not allowed in first class unless you win! So too bad!

Mnet: How about if i get you something from first class, then give it to you.

Wyatt: You don't have to-

Mnet: Oh no, it's fine.

Wyatt: Thanks! (blushes) If you really want to do this, just meet me with Julia and Jason, bye!

Mnet: See ya!

Mnet(CONF): Ok, i definitely have a crush on him, but how did i actually- i mean, what did my brain see in Wyatt!

Wyatt(CONF): A lot of people blush when they're in love, but i don't know if my cheeks feeling hot counts as blushing. But, if this is love... i actually like it!

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Paul(CONF): Ok, so back in Drumheller I thought about the possibility of Nmet being the antagonist. I wanted to find out if she was the antagonist, but i ignored it because we were winning, but now, we're getting closer to merge and i need to know.

Paul: Hello Nmet! What are you doing!

Nmet: Just making Mrs McLean's life stink by making her do tonnes of errands.

Mrs McLean: I heard that!

Nmet: Shut up and get back to work!

Paul: Oh, yeah hilarious.

Nmet: Why do you look so confused, i don't need you becoming like Pierre and Joshua, what's the problem.

Paul: There is no problem! I just need to ask you a question!

Nmet: Fine, but before you do, we need to talk strategy. Did you ask Wyatt what happened?

Paul: Yes, i did, he persuaded her and got out of it without a vote.. But, want i to ask involves you and your strategies.

Nmet: Yes, what do you need to say?

Paul: Um, would you ruin someone's life if it meant you won the 2 million dollars.

Nmet: Yes, i would, why?

Paul: Just, that at this point in the game, things are becoming more serious and i want to know where our heads are at as an alliance.

Nmet: Ok, so, we need to take out Steph, next. We don't need him going any further in this game.

Paul: Interesting choice.

Nmet: It was either him or Brett, and Steph's my mortal enemy now, i want him out straight away.

Paul: Thats cool. (Mnet walks in)

Mnet: Hey! Could you get Mrs McLean to get a cookie.

Nmet: Sure! Did you hear that you lazy slacker! Get my girl a cookie!

Mrs McLean(CONF): So not only Chris is treating me like a garbage bin, but the contestants are as well! Well i never!

Mnet: What were you guys talking about?

Paul: Nothing you need to worry about, newbie.

Mnet: Are you looking down on me just because i debuted? Come on dude! (Mrs McLean comes in with cookie)

Nmet: What took you so long to get that cookie!

Mrs McLean: That was like 20 seconds, and i needed to-

Nmet: No excuses!

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Marilyn: So,

Brian: Yeah...

Marilyn: What do we do in our current position?

Brian: I mean, we're in the minority, and there's still i'm guessing 2-4 eliminations until merge.

Marilyn: Yeah. This is bad. There's almost no way either of us will be able to make it!

Brian: Well, there might be one way.

Marilyn: What is it Brian?

Brian: You become friends with Sophia, and then point out negatives with aligning with Wyatt, Jason and Julia?

Marilyn: I guess that's pretty logical, IF YOUR FORGOT ME AND SOPHIA ARE IN SUCH AN AWKWARD STATE!

Brian: It's either that, or you say goodbye to the money.

Marilyn: There has to be another way, how about you and Jason, aren't you two friends?

Brian: Hang on, you're actually right.

Marilyn: Exactly, so how about you go ahead and talk to Jaso-

Brian: No. We want to be in the majority. If only one of us do it, then it will just be a tie, you have to try with Sophia, and i can try with Jason!

Marilyn: But Bria-

Brian: Nope, i don't wanna hear it. Plus, the reason you and Sophia aren't friends anymore is kinda dumb.

Marilyn: Who gave you the right to talk about my character interactions!

Brian: So what. Just try, at least.

Marilyn: (sigh) Fine. And again. DO NOT TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY OR ELSE!

Brian: (gulp) Ok!

Marilyn: Good! (walks away)

Brian(CONF): Marilyn is hiding something, and, i don't think i want to ask her, but her becoming friends with Sophia is our only hope.

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Brett: Man, she's over me.

Steph: Brett, why do you look so sad!

Brett: Uhh, i don't know if i want to tell you!

Steph: It's fine, i have nothing to do right now.

Brett: Fine.

Steph: Does it have to do with Julia?

Brett: Yeah, she's losing interest in me, our relationship is old!

Steph: Did she dump you though?

Brett: Not really, but she's getting bored!

Steph: Um, well, that isn't good news, but why are you that upset!

Brett: Because, i'm just.. scared that this will be a repeat of season 2 and 3, we've learnt from that, but, we- at least I don't want to have to go through something even slightly similar! How do you and Attica stay together and keep that commitment!

Steph: I don't know, i think we've been able to balance our time well, and use a good amount of it on each other.

Brett: Do you think i haven't been spending my time wisely with her this season?

Steph: No offence, but no. You.... hardly talk, and when you do, it's been to discuss the same topics.

Brett: I guess you're right, but it's not easy when you're on different teams.

Steph: Attica and I were on different teams in season 3, but we still found a healthy amount of time for each other.

Brett: So, do you think i still have a chance with her?

Steph: Yeah, but not if you stay i think that's why Attica and I are successful as a couple.

Brett: For someone who tried to kill himself, it's rather weird to be hearing motivational advice from you. But, thanks dude. (walks away)

Steph: Is that how everyone sees me, as the depressed but motivated guy?

Steph(CONF): For the last time, i appreciate life! I just do not have confidence in myself! But, if i seem to have better expertise than someone else, i'd be happy to help! Ugh, is this that optimism thing people always talk about?

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Julia: (crying) He- he probably hates me now!

Jason: What do you mean, he hates you.

Julia: I dumped Brett, but i'm still dating him!

Jason: Sorry, can you explain to me how that's possible?

Julia: I told him, our connection was dying, and we need to do something, but i didn't officially end it!

Jason: Sorry Julia, but thats not a problem.

Julia: You don't understand! I su*k at talking to people! All i know is screaming at people if i don't agree with them! I think Brett thinks i dumped him, but seeing him not understand shot my confidence so much i don't have the confidence to talk to him!

Jason: Julia?

Julia: Yeah?

Jason: Are you ok?

Julia: ..Yes. I just don't know why i'm getting so emotional!

Jason: I don't know either Julia, if you really can't talk to him, just wait. (Wyatt walks in)

Wyatt: Hey, what's the problem here!

Jason: Julia explained her dying feelings to Brett, but she took it the wrong way.

Wyatt: Oh, thats too bad.

Julia: Thanks for the support guys, but i think i'll go and think about what i've done.

Jason: That might not be so hot for your self-esteem.

Julia: Whatever, i need to start thinking before i speak, which is made clear by how Brett took what i said. (Julia walks away)

Julia(CONF): I guess this is how i'll become an adult.

Wyatt: Look, Jason, i think i might have a crush, but i don't know if it is one.

Jason: For real dude! Do you want to tell me who?

Wyatt: Um, not yet. But, if you feel butterflies in your stomach and have your cheeks hurt, is that a crush! I know, i'm dumb, but i really want to see what being in a relationship is like.

Jason: Oh it's great. Just tell your partner everything, or you'll end up in a situation similar to Brett and Julia.

Wyatt: So, is it a crush?

Jason: Um yeah, congratulations, you have your first love.

Wyatt: Really? (Mnet walks in)

Mnet: Um, hey, here's your cookie!

Wyatt: Thanks Mnet, do you want to eat together?

Mnet: Sure i'd love to! Um-

Chris: (on loudspeaker) What are you guys doing! It's time for your challenge, today is gonna be a special one too!

Mnet: Maybe another time. (runs out of plane)

Jason: Is Mnet your crush?

Wyatt: Um, yeah she is.

Jason: Well, (starting to walk away) you two would be a good couple. See ya in the challenge.

Wyatt(CONF): Ok, so, wow, i have a crush. Lucky for me, i'm a written person on a FanFiction Website so, things will turn out fine, but seeing how stressed people get is now starting to worry me, but- i'll try to ignore it.

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Chris: If you competed in season 1, i'll wait for you to realize where we are!

Steph: Huh, what do you mean?

Nmet: Hang on, is this the Amazon where season 1 was?

Julia: No! Why would you bring us back here!

Chris: Well, yes Nmet was correct, this is the very spot i introduced you guys way back in our first ever episode!

Wyatt: Wow, the memories. I still stuttered back then.

Nmet: I was still a girly girl.

Steph: Attica and I weren't together. (looks at Brett) I mean nothing.

Paul: I spoke horrifically!

Mnet: Oh yeah! And everyone would always get confused between Nmet and I!

Chris: Ok enough. Well, your challenge is to find someone in the Amazon here and bring them back to me!

Pierre: Are you crazy! That's abduction!

Sophia: Why do you want us to abduct an innocent human!

Chris: We need another intern! When you find your person, come to this exact spot where i'll be waiting! Stop complaining and g-(native people capture Chris and carry him to another location!

Joshua: Um, what just happened!

Jason: Those native dudes stole Chris! Let's follow them!

Joshua: Why, do you want to help Chris?

Jason: I don't want to, but we should!

Marilyn: You're so kind, lets just stay here and let him be tortured.

Julia: Ok, fine, I'll go help Jason, anyone else?

Brian: Marilyn and I will!

Marilyn: Um, no we won-

Brian: If we help those two, then we might get on their good side.

Marilyn: (Sighs) Fine.

Sophia(CONF): It would be a bit degrading for me if i didn't go and Marilyn did. I need to prove my worth to my new alliance.

Sophia: I'll go!

Wyatt: The rest of the team is going so, i'll go as well. (Finalist Falcons walk away)

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Chris: Where am i...

Amazon Girl: You have entered our land. You must pay the price of this disgusting crime.

Chris: If you're natives, how do you know English?

Amazon Boy: Shh! We shall not tell you our secrets. We hear you run a game show.

Chris: Yeah i do, and also, this show used to be hosted here.

Amazon Girl: We do not care. So, the winner of your stupid game show gets 2 million dollars?

Chris: Yes.

Amazon Girl: Give us that 2 million dollars, and all of your money. Now.

Chris: I'm not giving you any money!

Amazon Boy: Ok then, we can start the fire, and you can sacrifice your life instead. We hate living here and want to move to the city, but we have no money. So give us your money or you shall die.

Chris: ... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!

Amazon Girl: No one can hear your cry.

Chris: I won't give you the money!

Amazon Girl: Fine, if you don't give us that money, you can either die by us burning you on fire.

Amazon Boy: Or we can get our numerous anacondas and boa constrictors to kill you!

Chris: FOR THE LAST TIME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (Finalist Falcons walk in)

Wyatt: Chris! What are they doing to you!

Chris: They will kill me if i don't give them my money and the 2 million dollars for this season!

Sophia: What! No way!

Chris: Yes way! Why do you think i've been tied to a tree and they have started a fire!

Marilyn: Wow, so you are telling the truth. For once.

Chris: Now isn't really the time to mock me! You guys now have a separate challenge, you have to somehow get me out of here!

Amazon Boy: You think you can escape! There's no escape. We've done this to enough people to be experts at killing you outsiders.

Julia(CONF): I don't think i'll sign up for a reality show, ever again.

Chris: Please guys, we can work this out!

Amazon Girl: The fires almost ready. Pick now. (Wannabe Woodpeckers walk in)

Pierre: Gah! What are you people doing!

Chris: Trying to kill me!

Nmet: It's about time i've seen someone try that.

Chris: Actually, you guys all have a new challenge. Find a way TO KILL THESE PEOPLE!

Mnet: Isn't that a bit extreme?

Steph: Yes, Chris. We could get arrested.

Chris: Well, they deserve it! Go!

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Brett: I recommend that we split up into 3 groups!

Paul: Sure.

Joshua: Why not.

Nmet: Maybe we should split up into 2 groups, just so no one kidnaps us.

Nmet(CONF): That wasn't just to challenge Brett's authority, we really should stay in larger groups if we want to live.

Pierre: I like Bretts idea better.

Nmet: But- fine, i get the largest group then!

Steph: Uhh, sure, why not!

Steph(CONF): Nmet somehow has established some dominance and presence in our team, its probably because she's in the majority. But, if we continue to let her do what she wants, she'll eventually rule the game.

Nmet(CONF): Before, i used to stay low, but since i have an alliance with 5 people in it, i can say what i want to say, and my four numbers automatically have to agree with me!

Nmet: I want Paul and Mnet in my group!

Brett: Sure, you can go now.

Steph: Brett do you want to go together?

Brett: Ok. (Steph, Nmet, Brett, Paul and Mnet leave)

Pierre: Oh no.

Joshua: I guess we have to work together.

Pierre: Let's get this over with before this becomes super awkward. (Pierre and Joshua leave)

Joshua(CONF): Of course i get Pierre! But, if we have this time alone, i should use it, to show him, we can be like before.

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Jason: Am I the only one who is remotely concerned for Chris?

Marilyn: Yes, you're too nice.

Brian: (looks at Marilyn, angrily)

Marilyn: Well, sorry, but i don't care about Chris as much as you.

Brian: Better.

Marilyn(CONF): Brian is actually a good friend, unlike Sophia, Hmph! He's been trying his best to keep the both of us out of trouble so the rest of the team doesn't vote us off.

Brian(CONF): Now that i think about it, maybe i should stop telling Marilyn to shush and let her go at it. I like Marilyn, but if i keep my mouth shut and she doesn't, the team will most likely vote her out over me. I don't want to do that, but it could be my only option.

Wyatt: Anyway, lets split in half to find a way to, "kill" these people.

Julia: I'm going to go with Marilyn and Brian!

Jason: What?

Wyatt: What?

Marilyn: What? Why me?

Julia: I know tonnes about Jason and Wyatt, i wan't to know about you guys more!

Brian: Hmm, ok! We'll see you later guys! (Brian, Marilyn and Julia walk away)

Jason(CONF): Of course i'd rather work with my original alliance. But, this does give us a chance to learn about Sophia, since she's with us now.

Wyatt: Ok, well, lets go now! (Wyatt, Jason and Sophia leave)

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Pierre: Um.

Joshua: Yeah, this is not gonna be easy.

Pierre: Yeah, i agree.

Joshua: Do you have any ideas?

Pierre: No, do you?

Joshua: Non. Why do you think i asked you?

Pierre: Right...

Joshua: You know what Pierre, i've had enough! What changed in your mind! Why don't you want to be friends anymore! Obviously that's the reason things are so awkward! So, tell me this reason, and it might help the both of us to concentrate!

Pierre(CONF): I don't want to tell him, but if we really do become friends again, there can't be any secrets between us.

Pierre: Well, you see Josh- (The video basically tells you what happens for the rest of the challenge, so even if you don't want to hear my cringe-worthy singing, you should at least watch the video on mute.)

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Nmet(CONF): Wow, so Pierre and Josh are that insecure. Again, to make them believe they're safe with me, i'll "comfort" them or whatever.

Brian(CONF): A win is a win! I'm happy we don't have to face elimination!

Steph(CONF): I do have 2 eliminations of immunity, which i do want to use wisely. So, tonight NMET IS GONE. But- how will i get this done.

Joshua(CONF): Half of me wants to stay safe and vote with Nmet, and the other half wants me to flip back with Steph! If only Pierre and I focused instead of singing throughout the challenge!

Paul(CONF): Ok, based on her behavior today, i am almost sure Nmet wants to be the bad girl this season. Now might be the time to get her out!

Mnet(CONF): I have a feeling this will be a very intense night...

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Pierre: Um, hey Josh.

Joshua: Hi.

Pierre: What are you doing?

Joshua: Just thinking about my vote tonight.

Pierre: Cool. Is it just me or are things less awkward now?

Joshua: No, i feel it too actually!

Pierre: Do you feel happier or something?

Joshua: Not really, but i think our duet actually let off some steam, it's making me feel more relaxed.

Pierre: Oh thats great Joshua!

Joshua: Thanks, i hope this is a permanent feeling!

Pierre: So do i!

Joshua: I'm going to talk to Nmet, i'll see you at elimination! (walks away)

Joshua(CONF): Since when did singing do anything other than embarrass me and ruin the eardrums of everyone else!

Pierre: Hmm. (Paul walks by)

Paul: Oh hey Pierre!

Pierre: Hi Paul, do you want anything?

Paul: Oh no, i just wanted to see where you're head was at for voting!

Pierre: I was going to check with Nmet, but i'm pretty sure we're voting of Steph, which is sad since he's very nice.

Paul: I guess now our votes have to factor more than subjective thoughts.

Pierre: Um, yeah, since when were you so smart?

Paul: Since forever, just being able to speak properly helps!

Pierre: Ok, but who are you thinking on.

Paul(CONF): Here goes nothing.

Paul: I think we should vote off Nmet.

Pierre: Why? You know if this fails then we are dead meat.

Paul: Yes, but if we both vote for her, adding Steph and Brett means we have the majority!

Pierre: Hmm, i guess it would be nice without her.

Paul: Yes, yes it would be! It's up to you Pierre, it's either her or Steph, you have a lot of power on you tonight! (walks away)

Pierre: Hmm, voting off Nmet, it could be a good idea.

Nmet(CONF): How could he! Pierre wants to vote me out! I heard someone talk to him, i think it was Steph or something i couldn't see! If i can convince Josh to take out his pal, then i can GET OUT THAT BACKSTABBER! YOURE GOING DOWN PIERRE!

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Mnet: (walking by and sees Joshua) Josh?

Joshua: Yes, you can refer to me as Joshua.

Mnet: Whatever, that's not my point right now.

Joshua: Whatever, do you know exactly who Nmet wants gone?

Mnet(CONF): Josh bringing up Nmet does remind me of how weird she acted in the challenge, so sneaky and angry for no reason.

Mnet: Um,yeah. Half the things she was talking about was Steph going home, so i think it's safe to say she wants him gone.

Joshua: Alright.

Joshua(CONF): I wish Steph didn't have to go now, he really helped me when i was sad, but it must be done i guess. (Sigh) Ok, my short-lived somewhat happiness is now over.

Joshua: Wait, Mnet, i think i can see Steph and Brett talking in the dining hall!

Mnet: Ok, lets spy on their conversation?

Joshua: A little creepy, but sure.

Mnet: Oh shush! That's how you win on this sort of show! (Mnet and Joshua watch Steph and Brett)

Brett: We should start packing our bags.

Steph: Wait, i think i know something that could save us!

Brett: Really, what?

Steph: Yesterday, i received double immunity, everyone would vote for me, duh, and then i use it and we're safe!

Brett: Are you kidding!

Steph: No, i'm not!

Brett: That's awesome! What if we used both tonight so we're both safe!

Steph: I'm pretty sure i use it after all the votes are made, so it would be better to save it, just in case.

Brett: I actually can not believe this, this is amazing! We have double immunity!

Steph: Shhh! If we scream it, people will change their votes to you, which we don't want.

Brett: You're right, sorry dude.

Steph: Don't apologise, i was as excited as you when i found out.

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Mnet: (to Joshua) Yeah, i don't wanna waste my vote!

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Nmet: Joshua, Mnet, why do you look so worried!

Joshua: Um, so what happened is-

Mnet: You're too slow! Steph has immunity tonight!

Nmet: What! How is he immune!

Joshua: Remember yesterday when Chris said there would a reward?

Nmet: Yeah?

Mnet: Steph won that!

Nmet: So you aren't lying? This is terrible! Wait, Joshua and Pierre can vote for Brett.

Joshua: Ok, then. Brett it is. (walks away)

Nmet: Mnet! Pierre is planning on flipping again!

Mnet: Really?

Nmet: I know Joshua wouldn't vote for him, so i shooed him away, you, me and Paul all need to vote for Pierre to show him not to mess with us!

Mnet: Wow, this is really a confusing game!

Nmet: No time to complain! Just vote for Pierre! I'll tell Paul who to vote for you tell Pierre!

Mnet: Ok!

Mnet(CONF): Darn, i was right about this being one crazy night.

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Pierre: What do you want Mnet?

Mnet: Um, well-

Pierre: Also, why are you so tired?

Mnet: Long story. Anyway, you have to vote for Brett tonight.

Pierre: Why Brett? Why not Steph now?

Mnet: Another long story. But Steph has immunity, so we can't vote him.

Pierre: How did you find all of this out?

Mnet: Part of the long stories, just vote for Brett ok?

Pierre: Sure, whatever.

Mnet: Awesome! See you at elimination!

Pierre: Yeah, au revior.

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Paul: Um, what?

Nmet: You have to vote for Pierre tonight!

Paul: WHAT!

Nmet: You don't understand, Pierre wants to flip, i heard him say it!

Paul: Um (winks at camera) when did you hear this?

Nmet: Like 20 minutes ago! I don't want Mr. Backstabber to kick me off!

Paul: Wouldn't you get in a tie if you voted for him, why not just vote Brett?

Nmet: BECAUSE THE LONGER I HAVE THAT LIAR IN THIS GAME GIVES HIM MORE TIME TO STRATEGIZE AGAINST ME!

Paul: Is strategize even a word?

Nmet: Like you're one to talk. But please Paul, will you vote for him?

Paul: Um ok, this is confusing, but ok?

Nmet: Eek! Thanks! I'll see you later!

Paul: Yeah, bye.

Stacey: (on loudspeaker) Guys! If you are on the Wannabe Woodpeckers, you must go to elimination now!

Paul: That's not Chris!

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Brett: Stacey, what are you doing here?

Stacey: I'll now be doing the eliminations!

Pierre: Why?

Stacey: Chris wants us to have more official and stable jobs here and this was a good move.

Joshua: Or, he's just being even more lazy than normal.

Stacey: Ok, that might be true, but enough about me, so apparently you have to go in that confessional and vote you you want on a white piece of paper, is this true?

Mnet: Yes.

Stacey: Well, go vote?

Steph(CONF): That was weird, but anyway, i can not stand you anymore! Goodbye!

Joshua(CONF): I've been told to vote for you, and while i don't hate you or anything, i kinda have better strategic connections with everyone else.

Paul(CONF): I really want to turn on Nmet, but i think voting for you would make getting Nmet out easier. So i guess it's au revior for you. Man, i'm hilarious! But sorry, dude!

Nmet(CONF): I wish i could be voting for someone else, but i won't have you in my alliance or in this game anymore.

Mnet(CONF): Eek! I'm so confused! But, i mean, from what i've heard you can't pick a side in this game, which could come to bite me in the butt if i don't get rid of you.

Pierre(CONF): You're a good leader, and a good player. And i like your optimism, but masters orders i guess.

Brett(CONF): Haha! You're time in this game has come to an end!

Stacey: Wow, this is a really close mix up! It was a 3-2-2 vote. About half of you tonight got a vote. And also, i've been told that you Steph has to use your immunity, so yep.

Steph: Haha! You're plan to take me out didn't work!

Stacey: Actually, it didn't matter since you didn't get a vote. (throws Steph flag)

Steph: Oh come on!

Nmet: Yeah, we kinda already knew you were safe.

Brett: Great, that probably means i'm history.

Stacey: Anyway, Joshua, Mnet and Paul are also safe!

Joshua: Phew!

Mnet: Yes, my first elimination this season!

Paul: Woohoo!

Stacey: Nmet, Pierre, Brett. One of you guys is going home. The last 2 safe are

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Pierre: Me, really? Wow!

Nmet: That's what you get you cheater!

Pierre: What do you mean- i didn't cheat!

Nmet: Oh yes you did!

Brett: I'm safe?

Steph: Well, both of us aren't complaining!

Joshua: Pierre, how could this happen.

Stacey: Pierre, it's time for the Jeep of Shame! How was that?

Joshua: He can't be going on the Jeep of Shame! It should have been me!

Nmet: Yes, but you're my loyal sheep! You can't go!

Joshua(CONF): Loyal sheep? I am not! Or maybe i am...

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Joshua: Pierre, this can't be happening.

Pierre: (Sighs) Well it is, and i can't change it.

Joshua: What if i quit in your pla-

Pierre: Don't you dare think that, haha!

Joshua: I just don't believe this is happening again.

Pierre: No, Joshua, i know that there is happiness inside of you, i had a few glimpses of it today.

Joshua: You think so, you think i'm getting through this?

Pierre: Of course! I just want to give you my hat, as a reminder of how this can change, and that i always love you and am rooting for you(no homo).

Joshua: (sniff) Really?

Pierre: Yep. (Joshua and Pierre hug)

Joshua: I'll see you some time Pierre.

Pierre: You will, with 2 million dollars in your pockets!

Joshua: Haha, that's a great language. Was that French, there's no way i could win this.

Pierre: No, you could. Bye Josh.

Joshua: Bye Pierre.

Pierre: (sits on jeep as it drives away) AAAAUUUUUUUU REEEEEVVVOOOOOIIIIIIIRRR!

Joshua: He's really gone.

Stacey: Wow, we're down to 12 contestants! Brett, Steph, Paul, Joshua, Jason, Brian, Wyatt, Mnet, Nmet, Julia, Marilyn and Sophia! Will Brett and Steph survive again! Will Paul or Joshua flip sides? Will Sophia and Marilyn get over their dumb grudge? WHO WILL MERGE! Find out next time on Total, Drama, STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 9: Tim-millionbuck-too
Stacey: Ok, this is my first intro, so i might not do everything correctly. Last time on Total Drama, Pierre and Joshua bumped into each other, and argued about their status as friends. Sophia and Wyatt worried about their elimination, and wondered how they both survived before Mnet came in and had a moment with Wyatt. Brett started to give up on Julia, before Steph motivated him and Julia was crying about how badly she ended things with Brett(again). We had a different challenge planned, but Chris was captured by native tribes who forced him to give them the 2 million dollars, or die. The challenge changed to save Chris and Joshua and Pierre used this time to sing all their emotions off. Julia somehow won the challenge for the Falcons, sending the Woodpeckers to elimination. Nmet misheard Pierre and Paul and thought Pierre wanted to turn on her, which eventually got Pierre out himself. But Joshua and Pierre did have a quick moment before leaving. 2 more people until merge, who will be our next victim of elimination? Find out this week on, Total Drama: STARS OF THE SEASONS!

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Joshua(CONF): If Nmet wants to take Pierre out, there's a good chance i'm on the chopping block as well, so i have to make things straight with her.

Nmet: It's a long story.

Joshua: I don't care! I need to hear it!

Nmet: So, i was going to talk to Pierre, but then i heard that he was going to flip back to Brett's side, which is why i called him a cheater last night.

Joshua: Why would he do that?

Nmet: Am i Pierre, Non! I don't know why, but i have to keep my alliance strong!

Joshua: (sigh) Sure. Whatever. But you better not be lying.

Nmet: I'm not! I actually heard him say he wanted to take me out!

Joshua(CONF): It doesn't make sense. I would have voted with Pierre no matter what, he knows that. So why didn't he tell me that he wanted to flip?

Nmet: Sorry Josh but you have to understand why i did it. To show the rest of you to stay loyal!

Joshua: Ok then, i'm going to eat then.

Nmet: Can i join you, i want to talk strategy.

Joshua: No, i need to think about this. Goodbye Nmet. (walks away)

Nmet(CONF): Ok, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take Pierre out. Joshua doesn't look very convinced by my reason. But you saw yesterday, you know i'm telling the truth!

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Joshua: You can guess why.

Paul: Because Pierre's gone or something?

Joshua: Yes, that is correct.

Paul: Well,