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Jordin Sparks (look her up, if you are one of the unfortunate people who have never heard of her or her songs): Hey, y'all! This is Jordin here, hosting Total Drama Twee, a new TV show about twelve seven-year-olds who do extraordinary challenges at a rundown campsite in Finland!

Kathleen: Are any of you, perhaps, UGLY OLD MEANIES?! If so, please don't torture me! I've been tortured enough! *cries*

Jack: (excitedly) I can't believe it! This is going to be AMAZING!!! I must write about it in my journal! (grabs journal and writes in it)

Angela: You're not even writing! You're just scribbling!

Shontelle: Ow! Who pinched me? (points to Zaire) You....

Zaire: I didn't! I swear!

Megan: (evilly) Hee hee hee...

Lene: (singing) Do you feel the fire when the flame gets hot? Are you living everyday like...oh poop! I forgot the lyrics!

Maile: Paulo, what is two plus two?

Paulo: Uhhhhhhh....

Maile: Idiot. (giggles)

Zaire: Hi, Megan.

Megan: DON'T DISTURB ME!!! (bites Zaire)

Whaddya think?