User blog:Nalyd Renrut/Nalyd Reviews Survivor Nicaragua Final Eleven

Benry - Benry really hasn't gotten a lot of screen time. I feel like he's gonna go soon, probably next week. The only thing he's really done is say funny things as he's voting like calling Alina a dirt squirrel (Jeff Probst says don't Google Dirt Squirrel) and knocking over the paperweight.

Brenda - The Asian sensation of Survivor (Tdifan1234 is the Asian sensation of the wiki). I don't really like her, she's playing the game, and at the same time not. I think she'll be out soon.

Chase - Pretty much all of Chase's screen time has been his crush on Brenda (The new Russel-Parvati?) and his story about his dad dying. I mean, he seems like the good ol' boy from the South, and I liked him allying with Jane, but I'd like a little more screen time from him.

Dan - Remember last night when Dan raised his hand at Tribal Council to but NaOnka? That was the most physical activity he's done all season. Anyway, I like Dan. I don't know why I like him, he's got no physical ability, but some how he's in the final eleven. My hood's off to him.

Fabio - My favorite contestant, dudes. He's not too bright, but that's what makes him endearing. From peeing in the pool to knowing about Freud, he's just awesome. His conflict with NaOnka is hilarious, cause he didn't do anything as far as I can see. Dudettes be crazy I guess.

Holly - Holly be crazy. I don't get Holly. I think she'll be first gone of the oldies.

Jane - I love Jane. She's my second favorite contestant, I want her to win. Plain and simple, I want nothing more than to see the million dollar check be written out to her. Jane kicks butt.

Kelly (Purple Kelly) - I'm glad Survivor kept up its tradition of hot blonds named Kelly. (Does anybody remember the Kelly's from Samoa, or Gabon? Better question, does anybody remember Gabon??) Anyway, Purple Kelly is definitely gonna be out soon.

Marty - The dude with the Bart Simpson hair-do. A lot of people call him Nicaragua's Russel, and I think that's a bit insulting. First of all to Marty because he's got better hair than Russel. Second of all to Russel who in my opinion played a better game. Yeah, they both burned bridges, and we all know Marty will never win, but that's where the similarities end. Stop calling him the new Russel, Marty is just a strategist. And not even a good one.

NaOnka - There's a few things NaOnka hates. NaOnka hates prosthetic limbs. NaOnka hates Fabio. NaOnka hates Alina (Who didn't?). NaOnka hates the rain. NaOnka hates Fabio. NaOnka hates people with one leg. NaOnka hates puppies (not confirmed, but I'm pretty sure she does). NaOnka hates rain. But I think the thing NaOnka hates more than anything in the world is a one-legged Fabio.

Sash - Sash is definitely the strategist this season. I'm not surprised though, he is the biggest bachelor in all of New York City. I'll admit, I like Sash. He does get on my nerves sometimes because I am rooting for the old people, but he got Marty to give up his idol, I'll hand it to Sash. Sash is in control.

A tribute to those eliminated: Wendy, Shannon, Jimmy times two, Tyrone, Kelly B, Kelly B's leg, Yve, Jill, Alina, we salute you.