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Ranking for Total Drama Corporation

I love the opening, with the crash of Chef’s van near Chris! xD It sets up the awareness of the comedic quality of this story. :) Also, the list of “Victims.” xD Chris and Chef’s characterizations are marvelously written at the opening scene.

This season’s contestants emerge from the van bound and gagged, indicating that they’ve been kidnapped. xDD For a national TV show! :P

The opening sounds a bit dark, but Trey does a wonderful job using mild and witty humor throughout the entire story.

Anyway, here are my Rankings for his mix of 20 of the original contestants from all the seasons. :)

(20) Heather – She did not arrive in the van for some reason, and hasn’t done anything yet of note.

(19) Beth – She really misses her former boyfriend Brady, since they broke up. Sadly, all she wants to do is cry about how much she misses him.

(18) Duncan – He’s Gwen’s boyfriend now, and hasn’t improved emotionally towards people.

(17) Noah – He’s introduced as everyone’s favorite wimpy cynic, and he doesn’t fail his stereotype. He does make a new friend, but it might not last.

(16) Dawn – She’s outta here!! She jumped out of the van and hopped onto a passing eagle in her only scene!

(15) Eva – Totes didn’t appreciate being kidnapped, and hasn’t appeared since her fight for freedom from Chris and Chef, when she was hit by a tranquilizer dart.

(14) Scott – He’s a very prickly character, and seems to start more fights than he wants to finish. Karma is a harsh mistress in his case, however, and he might learn his lesson about how to treat people, but probably not.

(13) B – He’s a silent brawny guy who invents crazy things that don’t work very well. He’s very intelligent and loves working with electronic gadgets, but doesn’t seem to care much when he hurts people with them.

(12) Cameron – He’s massively overprotected in his big plastic bubble, and moves too slowly on his own to be of any help to his team. Nice kid, though.

(11) Brick – He’s a very disciplined military kid, but he only seems to know how to live the military way. Nice kid, but no personality yet.

(10) Gwen – She’s very angry about being kidnapped, but calms down quickly after seeing Duncan. She’s trying to make Duncan less aggressive towards people, but isn’t having much luck.

(9) Staci – She cannot lie well, which is her saving grace. Her talent may help win some challenges, however, and she is going to be fun to watch, like Lindsay, for her humorous overtones.

(7/8) Katie/Sadie – They come out of the van together and are scared, but quickly find solace in having the same feelings towards being kidnapped. They both tackle-hug a former teammate, and then just as quickly make a new friend. They are nearly one person here, although they have some good conversations.

(6) Geoff – He’s maturing very nicely, is a very good father-to-be, and very devoted to Bridgette. He should learn to drive more carefully, however.

(5) Trent – He proclaims that he’s over Gwen, but this gets him more girlfriends than he can handle! He’s clumsy in the first challenge, but his determination keeps him in the game. He seems to be a very nice young man.

(4) Bridgette – She’s very devoted to Geoff, even though they have a few minor disagreements. She’ll be a fabulous mom soon, and she devotes a lot of care and concern towards her unborn child.

(3) Sam – He’s still addicted to his handheld electronic games, but he’s a very good friend to all the contestants. He did wonderfully in the first challenge, and is a very likeable character.

(2) Lindsay – She’s wonderful comic relief in this nicely humorous story. She quickly reunites with Beth, but takes quite a while to recognize her red-suited former boyfriend.

(1) Tyler – His character is wonderfully funny and innocent, both with Lindsay and with all the unlikely misfortunes that find him along the way!

Please comment if you feel like it! :) Thanks for reading!