User blog:Nalyd Renrut/I Love Purple Kelly

Nalyd: *sings* I miss the way Purple Kelly said "Hello" By saying "..." I miss the day time When Purple Kelly moved so slow Cause other times She moved even slower... Oh, Purple Kelly Oh, Purple Kelly I miss you so! Oh, Purple Kelly My little Purple Kelly Why'd I ever let you go? NaOnka: Fool, she quit. Nalyd: Darn it, NaOnka, if anybody wanted your opinion they would watch you in Ponderosa! Which I totally did... Okay, let's try this song thing again... *sings* You left Shannon a shell of a man Marty hanging on without a plan I don't think you ever talked to Dan But then you left the game And I really think that's sad This is how you will end it That game that you played! This is how you will end it I really wish you had stayed. NaOnka: Stop singing or I'mma break yo leg off. Then I'mma push you down when you have one leg! I quit first, fool! Nalyd: Help, she's got a chainsaw! Purple Kelly, help! Purple Kelly: Oh my gawsh, is it, like, my turn to sing? No way! EEE! OMG, I totally have, like, the bestest song in the history of me. It's about my whole time in the game. Nalyd: Awesome, I'll turn on the music and you can start right away! Purple Kelly: *sings* I'm siiiinging in the rain! Just siiiinging in the rain! Nalyd: She's an angel. NaOnka: Fool, I'mma slap you said hard yo hair's gon' turn purple! Purple Kelly: OMG guys, I didn't finish my song. This is so uncool! Nalyd: *sings* Purple Kelly come back! You can blame it all on Nay! NaOnka: Fool, she ain't comin' back. Nalyd: I know...