User blog comment:Toadgamer80/The parody fic!/@comment-1874924-20110815003724

I'm beloved even as a caricature. Well, what can I say? When you've got it, you've got it.

Seriously, though, I think the reason my parody counterpart has been so well received (see comments below) is that my lines sound like things I might actually say in this admittedly unlikely scenario. There's a reason why the kids who knew me in high school called me "Spock".

One technical detail: I should be repeating 12th grade 33 times, not 43, to match my stated age.