Total Drama Flashback

The second season in my TDI series. This will have 21 people, so don't worry, it won't be like TDK.

Twenty-one teens come to a film lot recently built on an island in Micronesia, ready (or not) for the challenges thrown at them.

Hosts
Chris McLean (Host)

Courtney (Team Captain, Challenge Assistant to Chris)

Heather (Team Captain, Challenge Assistant to Chris)

Contestants
Jackson

Gladys

Glory

Ruby

Blue

Mikayla

Terrence

"Weirdo"

Roy

Lucks

Marien

Petal

Alejandro (from Total Drama World Tour)

"Giraffe"

Annica

Cedric

Elliot

Gabriel

Savanna

Cara

Connor

Episode 1: Back to the Past
Chris sat on a beach chair on a beach. The waves were coming in and everything was relaxed. "We're on." The cameraman said. "Alright!" Chris removed a pair of sunglasses. "Previously on our last season, we had a theme of all those medieval stereotypes. Sword in the stone, sword-fighting, horse-riding, jousting, the good old lawsuit, chariot racing, stuff like that. It was Total Drama Kingdom! Some stuff had nothing to do with the theme, like a talent competition. What was I thinking? I don't know. Anyway, we were narrowed down to a final two - Ruby, the returning rambunctious one, and Kelly, the annoying one. In the end, Kelly pulled it off. This season, we've got eighteen new contestants. Where are the other three? They're Alejandro, a past Total Drama contestant, and Ruby and Terrence, who were given a chance to return." Chris got out of his beach chair. "This season, we have challenges based on Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, and some of our own. Are you dreaming? No. You are about to witness Total Drama Flashback!" Chris started the show.

After the theme song played, Chris sat in a harbor. "All right! Here's some last-minute info before our contestants arrive. We're on a remote island in Micronesia where they built a film lot. Don't know why, but they did." Chris came to an abrupt stop as the first contestant arrived. "So this is the place?" A brunette stepped off of a motorboat with her luggage. She looked around, and dropped her duffle bag. "I'll be sure to make the most of it." "Welcome! You must be Cara. Nice to meet you." Chris said. "Yeah. You're right. And you're Chris Mclean. And you look nice today." Cara winked and walked over to the seats labeled "Contestants That Have Already Arrived". "Uh, you left your luggage." Chris pointed the duffle. "Don't you have interns for that?" Cara asked. Chris blinked. "Uh...yeah." An intern came out and carried the duffle bag away. "Uh...what do I do?" Cara asked. "You wait. Here comes our next contestant!" Chris announced as a motorboat approached. "Oh, yeah! This is awesome! Can't wait!" A blonde girl with pink polka-dots walked off the boat. "Um..." Chris stared. "You must be Marien..." "Uh, yeah! And this will rock, and I'll win. You'll all see." Marien smiled and walked over to the section where Cara was. Cara looked annoyed. Then, an intern came and grabbed Cara's luggage. "You irk me." Cara glared at Marien. "Your point? Nothing bothers me, don't try." Marien said back. "Have it your way." Cara said, bitterly. She rolled her eyes. "Girls, girls...here comes a boy." Chris told the two. "Is he hot?" Marien and Cara asked in unison. "Let's see." Chris smirked. The motorboat came back with a guy wearing braces and a shirt that mimicked the design of the French flag. "I was mistaken." Marien said to herself. "Bonjour! Je m'appelle Gabriel. J'ai dix-sept ans, et je suis tres amusant!" The boy introduced himself while everyone just stared awkwardly. A caption read, "Hello! My name is Gabriel. I'm seventeen years old, and I'm really fun!" "...What's your name?" Cara asked. "Je ne comprends pas." The boy looked confused. A caption read, "I don't understand." "Dude, English, please." Marien told the boy. "Je ne comprends pas." The boy repeated. The caption read the same thing. Then, someone arrived on a boat. "Who are you?" Chris asked. "His translator. His name is Gabriel, he's seventeen, he's very fun, and he doesn't know English." The man explained. "Got it." Chris said. The intern came and took Gabriel's luggage. The translator whispered something to Gabriel, who then nodded and went to the contestants section. "Next, please. And be interesting, I beg you." Marien looked at the sky. "Your wish is granted, I suppose." Chris said. Another boat arrived. A red-head guy wearing a yellow hat stepped off. "I've heard that this place is dangerous and stuff. I really don't care though. I'm in it for moolah." The red-head dropped his luggage and walked over to the contestants section. "I take it that you're Jackson." Chris said. "Yeah." Jackson smiled. "And these ladies look mighty fine." "...You know, I do kinda want to flirt with you. But I can resist." Marien commented. "Good, I've got a girl back home." Jackson told the two girls. "I could care less now! Look!" Cara pointed to an incoming boat. "He's...beautiful." Marien stared. "What's so great about him?" Jackson asked to himself. "Hey." A guy in a red jacket stepped off the boat. "Hey, Alejandro!" Chris greeted. "Long time, no see, C-dog." Alejandro walked past Chris. "Why, thank you." Chris said. "But there's no time for flirting. Here come...who are you?" "Glory and Gladys Ginsert, pleased to make your acquaintance." A short girl said. "I'm Glory, as you can see by my shirt." The tall girl said. "And that's Gladys." "Hey, y'all. We're gonna be the final two and split the prize!" Gladys explained her fantasy. "Yup. What she said." Glory marched over to the contestants section. "And that's all she wrote...for now." Gladys followed Glory. "Okay! Here comes our returning contestant and our returning failure contestant!" Chris announced. A boat arrived, and sounds of bickering were heard. "Nobody cares!" the first voice said. "Yes, I do!" The other voice said. "Well, I don't! So shut up!" The first voice said. "Ruby! Terrence! Snap out of it!" Chris clapped his fingers loudly. "Uh...I'm Terrence." Terrence introduced himself. "And I'm Ruby." Ruby walked over to the contestants section. Terrence was about to follow, but Chris stopped him. "What?" Terrence asked, trying to push through. "Give them up." Chris told Terrence. "Give what up?" Terrence asked. "Oh, you know." Chris smirked. "...Fine." Terrence took a PSP and a bunch of games out of his pocket and tried to continue. "All of it." Chris told Terrence. "Party pooper." Terrence gave Chris a Nintendo DSi and some games. "And if you get out first, I dump them into the water. Understand?" Chris glared at Terrence. "We lost many ratings last year because of you!" "You suck." Terrence went to the contestants section. "Next!" Chris said as a boat arrived. A guy dressed almost entirely in gray got off. Only his headband, which was blue and read "Elliot", wasn't gray. The guy was frowning. "By your headband, I'm guessing that you're Elliot." Chris noted. "And you're right..." Elliot walked over to the seats. "Weirdo." Chris said under his breath. "Anyway, next boat." "And this place is...strange." A short blonde walked off the boat. She was brushing her hair. "Anyway, I'm Mikayla. And you better not touch my hair." "Um...okay." Chris said. "Do not touch my hair, any of you." Mikayla told the people in the contestants section. "Wasn't planning on it." Alejandro commented. "What hot guy said." Marien stared at Alejandro. "Je ne comprends pas." Gabriel looked at his translator. His translator whispered something in Gabriel's ear, and Gabriel nodded. Soon, another boat arrived, this time with a stereo with the person. It was a male, who was quite fat. "Hey. I'm Cedric, but I really want to be called Duncan." The boy introduced himself. "Someone watched too much TV." Elliot commented. "Oh, shut up." Cedric rolled his eyes. "Lovely." Elliot said sarcastically. Suddenly, twelve interns came and picked up lots of dropped luggage. They went away with it. "...Okay." Chris said. "Next!" A boat arrived with a somewhat familiar-looking red-head. "OMG, IT'S IZZY!" Cedric screamed. "Oh, no, haha, Izzy's my cousin! I'm Annica! Her cousin! Haha! Whoo!" Annica ran to the seats. "Great, all this show needs is another psycho. And look! We got one." Jackson commented. "Be quiet, loser! This is my forte!" Annica said. "Yeah...next!" Chris said. A boy wearing cyan sandals got off a boat. "Hey, did you guys hear about Mario Party 9? Can't wait!" The boy walked to the stands. "I'm Lucks, gamer extraordinaire!" "I'd love to bet." Terrence said. "I would too, but the rules prevent us from completing the bet, don't they?" Lucks said. "Yeah, but no one cares." Terrence rolled his eyes. "Shut up! Next!" Chris told them. "Hey, everyone!" A brunette with a yellow-orange shirt walked off. "I'm Petal, and I'm really nice! Anything you want that's sensible, I'll do it!" "Hello, Petal. Welcome to the Total Drama series! I'm Chris Mclean, your humble host." Chris introduced himself. "Hello, Chris. Pleasure to meet you." Petal turned to the other contestants. "And you guys, too!" "Thanks, girl!" Glory said. "You seem really nice." Gladys smiled. "Okay, niceness over. Next contestant." Chris said. Another boat arrived and dropped off a buff blonde boy. "Hey, guys. How's it going?" he said. "Hey. My guess is that you're Connor." Chris assumed. "You guessed correctly. Nice to meet ya." Connor walked over to the seats. "Next." Chris wanted things to move fast. "Oh, hi." A girl dressed in pink with pink hair on a pink boat with pink luggage said. "I'm Blue!" "But you're obsessed with pink." Terrence said with an awkward look on his face. "I never got that part." Blue walked over to the stands. "It must have been your parents." Elliot said. "Their names are Emmy, which is short for Emerald, and then my dad's named Yellow. It's a colorful family." Blue explained. "Explains it. NEXT!" Chris shouted. A boat arrived. "Hi, people." A guy with a long neck stepped off the boat. "I'm-" He was about to say his name, but didn't get the chance. "Haha! Giraffe!" Cedric laughed. "...It's my nickname." The boy said. "I work in the circus." "Interesting. So can I call you Giraffe? I think it's kind of cute." Cara asked. "Sure, fine, whatever." Giraffe sat down. The interns came and claimed all the luggage. "So much luggage. Speaking of luggage, NEXT!" Chris kept it moving. "What does that have to do with luggage?" Lucks asked. "I don't know, now quiet!" Chris was getting irritated. "Hi, everyone! I'm Savanna!" A blonde with freckles stepped off of the boat. "You're kinda cute." Giraffe smiled. Savanna ignored him. "Hi, Savanna." Chris was a little nervous. "Hi, Chris. I have a question, will there be any math challenges? Because I could make my team win!" Savanna smiled. "Heh...heh...I'll have to...rethink it..." Chris blushed. Savanna ignored it. "Hey." A voice said. "Oh, another person!" Chris snapped out of his trance. "I'm Roy. I've been to all different countries, but never to Micronesia, so that's why I'm here!" The guy explained. "Welcome, Roy. Go sit over there." Chris directed. "Thanks." Roy went over and sat down. "Hi." Blue greeted. "Um...who are you?" Roy asked. "I'm Blue." Blue introduced herself. "Interesting." Roy took out a notepad and wrote some stuff down. "What the heck are you doing?" Elliot asked. "Early strategizing. You should give it a try." Roy responded. "I'll pass." Elliot said. "Next...oh, this is our last guy." Chris said. A guy with a weird face stepped off of the boat. "What's wrong with your face?" Alejandro asked. "Well, you're rude. It's a medical condition." The guy said. "You must be Sam." Chris said. "Yeah. Pleasure to meet you." Sam walked over to the seats. "Mind if I call ya Weirdo?" Cedric asked. "Won't make a difference." Sam said. "Okay." Everyone said in unison. "So my new name is Weirdo?" Sam asked. "Yes." Everyone said in unison again. "Oh, brother." Weirdo sighed. "Well, we've got all the contestants. Now, we're going to have a simple luck challenge." Chris explained. "This will decide our team captains." "Cool." Weirdo commented. "First," Chris said as an intern wheeled in a wheel with seven green squares and fourteen red squares, "you spin this wheel. If you get a green square, you stay in. If you get a red square, you get out. Final three Clear?" Everyone nodded. "Can I go first?" Alejandro asked. "Sure, why not?" Chris said. Alejandro spun. He got green. "Now, form a line. Alejandro, get on the end." "Got it." Alejandro got on the end. Roy spun. Green. Mikayla spun. Red. Weirdo spun. Green. Jackson spun. Green. Elliot spun. Red. Marien spun. Red. Petal spun. Green. Connor spun. Green. Annica spun. Red. Ruby spun. Green. Terrence spun. Green. Cara spun. Red. Lucks spun. Red. Gladys spun. Green. Glory spun. Red. Giraffe spun. Red. Blue spun. Green. Savanna spun. Red. Gabriel, after getting instructions from his translator, spun. Green. Cedric spun. Red. "First round is over!" Chris announced. "Alejandro, Roy, Weirdo, Jackson, Petal, Connor, Ruby, Terrence, Gladys, Blue, and Gabriel move on. Let round two begin!" Alejandro spun. Green. Roy spun. Green. Weirdo spun. Green. Jackson spun. Red. Petal spun. Green. Connor spun. Red. Ruby spun. Red. Terrence spun. Green. Gladys spun. Green. Blue spun. Green. Gabriel learned from his translator that he moved on. He spun. Red. "Second round - finito! Alejandro, Roy, Weirdo, Petal, Terrence, Gladys, and Blue, spin again!" Chris announced. Alejandro spun. Green. Roy spun. Red. Weirdo spun. Green. Petal spun. Green. Terrence spun. Red. Gladys spun. Green. Blue spun. Red. "Third round is over! Alejandro, Weirdo, Petal, and Gladys! First one out is NOT a captain!" Chris explained. "There are three teams?" Petal asked. "Is there a problem?" Chris asked in response. "Nope." Petal said, meekly. "Then step right up." Chris said. Everyone spun a green. "What luck..." Roy commented. "Got that right." Glory agreed. Alejandro spun. Green. Weirdo spun. Green. Gladys and Petal spun...

...and Petal got red. "Gladys, Alejandro, and Weirdo are our captains!" Chris announced. "Now pick the teams so we can settle in." "Someone's crabby." Marien said under her breath. "Got that right." Annica and Cedric agreed. "Now...uh... We're doing alphabetical order for who picks when. Go, Alejandro." Chris directed. "Giraffe." Alejandro picked. "Glory." Gladys picked. "Jackson." Weirdo picked. "Blue." Alejandro picked. "Mikayla." Gladys picked. "Terrence." Weirdo picked. "Roy." Alejandro picked. "Lucks." Gladys picked. "Cara." Weirdo picked. "Annica." Alejandro picked. "Gabriel." Gladys picked. Via translator, Gabriel learned what he had to do. "Savanna." Weirdo picked. "Connor." Alejandro picked. "...Bleh, Cedric." Gladys picked. "Be quiet, fat girl." Cedric walked over to Gladys's section. Gladys gave him a glare. "Elliot." Weirdo picked. "Ruby." Alejandro picked. "Marien." Gladys picked. "That leaves Petal." Weirdo finished. "Okay, we're done. Giraffe, Blue, Roy, Annica, Connor, Ruby, and Alejandro - I christen you the Nifty Nostalgia!" Chris announced. The Nifty Nostalgia cheered. "Glory, Mikayla, Lucks, Gabriel, Cedric, Marien and Gladys! You are the Vital Visions!" The Vital Visions cheered. "This leaves Jackson, Terrence, Cara, Savanna, Elliot, Petal and Weirdo to be the Melancholy Memories!" They cheered. "The teams have been decided. I'll see you at the challenge field tomorrow for challenge numero uno. Here's a map." Chris tossed a map and a compass to each team. "Find your campsites and set up." "Got it." Weirdo started studying the map. "At every campsite as well as many places dotted around this film lot and/or island are confession cams. That's where you spill the secrets." Chris explained. "Nice." Cedric commented. "Now go set up and send someone to notify me that you've done it. I'll be near the yellow square on the map." Chris explained. "Anything else?" Jackson asked. "Nope. That's all you need to know." Chris finished. "And before you go, let me say: Welcome to Total Drama Flashback!" The teams set up their camps at the directed campsites. The captains sent Annica, Gabriel (via translator, of course), and Cara to notify Chris.

"Well, we now have all the basics are laid down. Teams, campsites, and directions. They've got a surprise coming tomorrow as the first challenge and the first elimination will take place! Who will win? Who will lose? Wo will lose their shot at the big bucks? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Flashback!" Chris signed off.

Episode 2: Conceal and Hunt
Chris sat under a tree. "Last time on Total...Drama...Flashback... The twenty-one suckers-I mean, conestants, arrived at our remote island the McLean Explorer Company discovered. We built a film lot and voila! Total Drama Flashback! Anyway, I rushed the contestants through a luck challenge to decide the captains. Weirdo, Alejandro, and Gladys are the captains! We now have everything for an epic season! Stay tuned to watch who goes home on Total...Drama...Flashback."

"J'aime mon lit. Il est tres confortable! Et toi?" Gabriel spoke to Cedric, who didn't understand.

"Huh? What did you say, frenchie?" Cedric said rudely.

"He said that he loves his bed. It's really comfortable and how's yours?" Gabriel's translator explained.

"Oh. Well, I guess it's okay," Cedric responded. All of a sudden, singing emerged from the shower.

"Stop ta-ta-talking that blah blah blah!" Mikayla emerged from the shower with a towel around her.

"Aw, I HATE that song! Make it stop!" Lucks complained.

"Fine, fine," Mikalyla said. She grabbed a hairbrush and stood in front of the mirror. "I think today, I'll put the poof in the back."

"I think today, I'll put the poof in the back," Lucks mocked in the confessional.

"J'ai soif. Je voudrais le limonade." Gabriel said to his team.

"He said, 'I'm thirsty. I would like some limonade.'" Gabriel's translator explained.

"Oh, I've got some." Gladys gave some to Gabriel.

"Oh, not lemonade. Limonade," Gabriel's translator took it from Gabriel and gave it to Gladys.

"There's a difference?" Glory asked.

"Yes," Gabriel's translator confirmed.

"Morning, everyone!" Petal woke up.

"Hey, Petal!" Cara greeted.

"Morning!" Savanna smiled.

"Ugh," Elliot in the confessional, "their emotion creeps me out."

"How can you guys be so happy?" Elliot asked.

"How can't you?" Cara asked back.

"Touche." Elliot walked away.

"That guy...he's cute, but he's a little emo," Cara said in the confessional.

"Does he have a problem?" Savanna asked.

"Maybe, but he seems like a nice guy," Petal responded.

"Ah, the shower. The 100˚ water feels so good," Jackson said from inside the shower.

"...one-hundred?" Savanna asked, weirded out.

"Don't know, don't care." Terrence was still in bed.

"Lazy bum," Cara commented under her breath.

"Cara's kind of mean, y'know?" Petal asked the world in the confessional.

"Peace needs to be made in here..." Weirdo commented.

"Annica, hurry up with my lotion!" Ruby shouted.

"I'm not your servant, freak." Annica threw lotion at Ruby from the bathroom.

"You irk me. At least I've got this," Ruby said as she took out an outfit colored cyan and red. "Perfect for the flavorful dresser, me!"

"She's such a jerk," Annica said in the confessional.

"Ladies, ladies..." Alejandro entered and removed his top. The two girls were immediately in a trance. "Quit fighting, we have to stay a team."

"O...k..." Annica said peacefully.

"What you wish..." Ruby smiled.

"Good." Alejandro put his top back on and walked away.

"Guess what, guys?" Connor said as he came inside from a run.

"What?" Giraffe asked, irritable.

"I had this vision where we were all dancing and flowers were all around and we were all happy," Connor explained.

"Great, now let's get a move on with it," Giraffe said as he put on his collared shirt.

"If only I had a machete right now...that neck is so LONG! It'd be fun..." Annica plotted in the confessional, unaware that murder was against the show's rules.

"Contestants, please come to the forest set," Chris said via loudspeaker. "Your challenge is ready."

"Ooh, yay, challenge!" Connor ran out.

"Weird person." Giraffe followed.

The three teams gathered at the forest set.

"Hey, McLean!" Blue said.

"Yo, Chris man!" Jackson followed.

"Hello, Blue and Jackson. And everyone else." Chris looked around. "Your first challenge is a classic from season one. Hide and seek, and then Chef squirts you."

"Cool, very cool," Alejandro said in a calm voice.

"Can't wait," Savanna said in anticipation.

"Good to see you're all pumped. Like originally, you hide. But this time, Courtney comes and finds you. If you can get to the lifeguard chair-" Chris pointed to the lifeguard chair, "-before Courtney squirts you, you are allowed to go hide again. This is unlike last season! The first team to have all their members out goes to the elimination ceremony. You see, three teams makes things easier," Chris finished explaining. "Now go hide."

"Got it!" Terrence ran and hid. So did everyone else, and, thanks to Gabriel's translator, Gabriel did too.

"Your ten safety minutes are UP!" Chris exclaimed. "Here comes Courtney!"

"AW, CRAP!" Cedric screamed.

"Found ya!" Courtney made her first appearance on the show.

"DOUBLE!" Cedric ran out, tripped, and Courtney squirted him.

"Idiot," Courtney muttered. She went off to find more contestants. All of a sudden, she heard the sound of a page flipping, like a book.

"Interesting," Roy whispered. He then heard rustling. "Shoot!" Roy ran out.

"Gotcha!" Courtney squirted, but missed.

"Missed me," Roy smirked and kept running.

"Only once..." Courtney squirted and missed again. Roy eventually reached the lifeguard chair, and went to hide again. Courtney, by the rules, had to blindfold herself while he hid.

"Oh...darn...not afraid!" Jackson saw Courtney and said to himself.

"Heard a noise." Courtney looked around. She then saw a tall tree. She kicked it.

"Huh?" Jackson fell.

"Gotcha." Courtney smirked.

"I'm not afraid of you." Jackson stood his ground, but got squirted.

Eventually, Glory, Gladys, Cara, Savanna, Petal, Weirdo, Giraffe, Ruby, Connor, Gabriel, and Marien got squirted.

"Still haven't been caught yet. According to the sign on this door, Courtney's not allowed to stalk the outside of here, but I'm not allowed to take shelter in here either," Blue explained her predicament in the confessional.

Courtney was stealthily going around until she heard some humming.

"Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally..." Mikayla was singing to herself.

"Some prey." Courtney smirked and went over to a bush. But no one was there. Only a tape recorder. "They're smart."

"HIII-YA!" Roy jumped on Courtney, but got squirted in the face. "Crud."

"You do realize that could earn you a penalty, right?" Courtney asked.

"No." Roy blinked.

"Well, you're got, so no penalty. But next time..." Courtney went off.

"Nice one." Alejandro came out from behind a tree and high-fived Roy when Courtney was out of sight.

Courtney came across a tree with pink sprayed on it, along with pink aerosol cans on the ground. "I know you're there."

"Really?" Blue poked her head out from behind a tree, but got squirted. "Shoulda' known."

"Yeah, really." Courtney went off again.

"Still remaining are Elliot, Alejandro, Terrence, Ruby, Annica, Giraffe, Lucks and Mikayla!" Chris said over loudspeaker. Suddenly, a squirting noise was heard, and a voice yelled something about colorful clothes being ruined. "Not Ruby anymore."

"He's got a good ear." Ruby stared into space.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm off," Courtney said to Ruby. She went off.

Soon, the only five remaining were Elliot, Alejandro, Giraffe, Annica, and Mikayla.

"I'm the only one left on my team...I can do this..." Mikayla said to herself in the confessional.

"I'm the only one left on my team...I can do this..." Elliot said to himself in the confessional. "Wait, never mind, it's hopeless."

"I see ya!" Courtney yelled, hoping for someone to emerge. Giraffe emerged.

"Ack!" Giraffe kept running, and Courtney cracked up. She squirted Giraffe. "What's so funny?"

"I never saw you, I just tricked you!" Courtney kept laughing. Another chuckle was heard.

"That was hilarious..." Mikayla said to herself.

"Hey, it's blondie!" Courtney shouted. Mikayla ran out.

"Gotta...protect...the...hair..." Mikayla started running backwards.

"I actually saw you that time. All right, game on!" Courtney kept squirting, but Mikayla kept dodging.

"You'll never get my hair wet! EVER!" Suddenly, Mikayla tripped on a rock and rolled over. Courtney shot her hair.

"AIIIEEEEE!" Mikayla yelled. "YOU GOT MY HAIR WET! AND DIRTY!"

"Sorry, I'm getting paid." Courtney took out a phone. "Chris, all of the Visions are out."

"The Vital Visions will be meeting me at the elimination ceremony!" Chris said over loudspeaker.

"YES!" Alejandro cheered.

"Vic-tor-y!" Weirdo cheered.

"SAFETY! YAYZ!" Annica danced.

"Whoop-de-do, I live another day," Elliot shrugged off his win. He didn't really care.

Back at camp, Glory and Gladys were discussing.

"Who goes home?" Gladys asked.

"Not you, and not me. I heard they're having a theatre challenge soon!" Glory responded.

"I love the theatre!" Gladys smiled.

"Back on topic; I think Mikayla," Glory stated.

"I suppose. It was her stupid hair obsession that caused her to get squirted, and she's having an emotional breakdown," Gladys agreed.

"OHHHH! AHH! MY HAIR!" Mikayla cried loudly. Glory and Gladys didn't see her, they heard her.

"Exactly," Glory finished.

"So she goes," Gladys said.

"Yep." The two parted.

"I think we should send rude goth dude home." Mikayla looked at Lucks and Marien.

"I was thinking Glory. Separating them would be epic!" Lucks explained.

"Well, that is a good idea. So we should get some peeps to vote her out. Don't tell Gladys!" Mikayla explained.

"Okay," Marien said.

"Not!" Marien said in confessional. "Lying is an essential part of this game; plus, Mikayla wouldn't be very fun at a party anyway. Ced-ced would, though!"

"Translator?" Gladys called. Gabriel's translator came over.

"Yes?" he responded.

"Tell Gabriel that I want him to vote out Mikayla," Gladys told him.

"Okay..." the translator walked off.

"Score." Gladys smiled.

"Hey, Ced!" Lucks called.

"Yeah, Lucks?" Cedric responded.

"Vote Glory out - I'll explain later," Lucks said.

"Sure, whatever." Cedric walked off.

At the elimination ceremony...

"Okay! Welcome to Total Drama Flashback's very first elimination ceremony - and yours too!" Chris welcomed.

"Hello, Chris." Glory sat down.

"Hello, Glory," Chris said back. "Anyway, this is how it works. Come up to the stage and press the button to the person you want when I call you up. The computer will tally the presses for each button, and give me results. You will then receive a stick of cotton candy if I call your name again. If you don't get one, you get handcuffed and thrown into the Smart-car of Losers. It'll drive you to the harbor, where your luggage and ride will await you. Capiche?"

"Yeah, yeah, get on with it," Cedric told Chris.

"Fine! Come up and vote within the next two minutes," Chris finished.

Marien voted for Mikayla. "No fun, and a party bum."

Lucks voted for Glory. "Breaking them up will be a piece of cake."

Mikayla voted for Glory. "Buh-bye, tall girl."

"I'll go get the results." Chris pressed a button, and a piece of paper printed. "I've got the results, and six sticks of cotton candy." Chris pressed another button, and a table with a box of cotton candy rose. There were six sticks as promised.

"Get on with it, please," Gladys asked politely. "I have to have my beauty rest."

"I was about to start. Anyway, first one...Lucks. One for Cedric, one for Gladys." Chris threw them the cotton candy. Mikayla and Glory started to look worried. Gabriel had no clue what was going on. "Gabriel." Via instructor, who was late, Gabriel learned what was going on. Gabriel nodded and got his cotton candy.

"Only one left..."

"Glory!" Chris finished.

"Yes!" Gladys cheered.

"What? Why you...why?" Mikayla asked.

"Oh, you know." Lucks threw his cotton candy at Mikayla's hair.

"Ack! More stuff in my hair!" Mikayla screeched.

"Ha ha!" Glory laughed. Then, everyone but Gabriel threw their cotton candy at Mikayla, who screamed all the way to the smart-car. She was handcuffed by Chef, tossed into the car, and driven away.

"So, Mikayla was the first one booted," Chris told the team.

"No duh, sherlock," Cedric said rudely.

"Try not to end up back here again. I got a good laugh out of that - now head back to your trailer," Chris finished.

"So, Mikayla got the boot. I wonder what she'll do with her hair? I dunno, but tune in for the next and even better episode of Total...Drama...Flashback!" Chris signed off.

Episode 3: So You Think You Can Flashback?
Chris sat next to a boombox. "Last time on TDF, we had our first official challenge-hide and seek. Courtney hunted down the contestants, one by one, until every Vital Vision was done for. We sent them to the elimination ceremony, and they deemed Mikayla too much to handle with her hair obsession. What will happen next? Will Glory and Gladys be separated? Will Terrence regain sanity without video games? Will Elliot become normal? Find out tonight, possibly, on Total Drama Flashback!"

"You okay, girl?" Gladys asked to Glory at the Vital Visions' trailer.

"Uh-huh," Glory responded.

"Then why you sittin' here sulking?" Gladys asked.

"They targeted me, that's all," Glory explained.

"Aw, come on, Mikay's gone. She was the one who targeted you! And you're still here," Gladys tried to cheer Glory up.

"You're probably right, Glad. I guess I'll see you in the morning." Glory walked into the trailer.

"Girl's hurt because she was targeted. We gotta win today, or she'll be out before I can say antidisestablishmentarianism," Gladys said in the confessional.

"I have a feeling..." Cara sang in her trailer. She finished the song, and everyone clapped.

"Nice," Petal complimented.

"Don't know, don't care." Terrence was reading an issue of Flintendo Power.

"Talk about rude," Petal said in the confessional.

"That was good," Savanna said.

"Who wants to go next?" Cara asked.

"I do," Savanna said. She raised her hand.

"Okay, then. What're you gonna sing?" Cara asked.

"Vanilla Sunset," Savanna responded.

"Okay. Savanna, get on up," Cara invited.

"'Kay. The stars leaned down to love you, and I sat awake and shoved you. I wish that I could take a trip through time..." Savanna sang. She finished the song.

"Epic," Weirdo applauded.

"Nice," Jackson said.

"Thank you all," Savanna thanked.

"All right, team," Alejandro talked to his team in their trailer, "we've gotta talk strategy. Just because we won this time does not mean we'll always win."

"But we will, I'm certain," Giraffe commented.

"That's our goal here. We want the final seven to consist of us," Alejandro explained.

"The chances are slim...are you sure?" Blue said while applying pink nail polish.

"You do realize that there's a huge chance of us losing today anyway?" Connor asked.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes... I get it. We can still pull it off, though, via teamwork." Alejandro flashed his girl-attracting smile.

"This is a dream when I'm awake..." Ruby gawked.

"We...have to...discuss...challenge ideas...so we can win it..." Annica said dreamily.

"We...will...win...everything..." Blue smiled dreamily.

"Thank you." Alejandro stopped smiling and started to get serious. "I've speculated that today is a horror movie challenge. And it's a pretty nice speculation if I must say so myself."

"How?" Roy asked.

"Well, Bridgette came in tenth in TDI during the hide-and-seek challenge. DJ came in tenth in TDA during the horror movie challenge. Make sense?" Alejandro asked. All the girls nodded, but the males weren't so sure.

"Um...they wouldn't pull anything like that. Too predictable," Giraffe gave his opinion.

"Really, long-neck? Really?" Alejandro asked sarcastically.

"Well, it's a possibility..." Giraffe succumbed to the pressure.

"Good, then. I think we're unified here. Annica's the scariest, so she'll scare everyone. Okay? G'night." Alejandro got in bed.

The next morning, Chris woke everyone up at 10:00 AM as opposed to 6:00 AM. "Get up, dancers!"

"Dancers?" Ruby asked, getting out of bed.

"Might be a dancing challenge." Connor got out of bed.

"Nah, he's trying to fool us." Alejandro got out of bed. He then appeared in the confessional. "If my team figures out I'm wrong too early, I'm toast if we lose. And we can't let the antagonist go, can we?"

"Dancers...?" Lucks asked wearily.

"Might be a party challenge," Marien suggested. Everyone stared at her. "What?"

"That doesn't make sense. Then he'd call us partygoers," Lucks explained.

"Good for him, then." Marien walked off, ticked.

"Ooh, yay, dancing, fun!" Savanna said, cheerfully.

"Yep! Let's get it on!" Petal cheered.

"Whatever." Elliot got out of bed.

"Elliot needs to shape up, or we'll ship him out of Micronesia and back to Connecticut," Petal commented in the confessional.

"Dancing's my specialty, I'm sure we'll win," Cara commented.

Everyone gathered at the challenge field. There was a stage.

"Welcome to day three!" Chris welcomed.

"Same to you, Christopher," Petal welcomed back.

"Thank you, and call me Chris, please," Chris said back.

"Sorry," Petal said back.

"Now that we've got everyone here, let me welcome you to...the Total Drama Flashback Dancing Competition Extravaganza!" Chris explained.

"So...it's not a horror movie?" Connor asked.

"No, what made you think that?" Chris asked. Connor pointed to Alejandro, who chuckled. "Well, whatever. Today, you'll pick two members from your team to compete in the Total Drama Flashback Dancing Competition Extravaganza. Then you'll go over a routine with them, and they'll do a dance that represents your team. We have Chef to judge on the Chef-O-Meter. And finally, worst dancing routine goes to the Cotton Candy Giveaway to see who's going to leave second! Ready?" Everyone nodded. "Then go, I say, go, go, go! You have fifteen minutes to decide your dancers. Now go decide and whatever!" Chris finished.

"Okay, I think that Cara and I should go," Savanna volunteered.

"Sounds pretty logical to me," Cara agreed.

"That's just because you want to dance," Elliot commented.

"And it's most likely true, but you can dance," Terrence agreed.

"Sure. And for being the captain, I make the decision. They're dancing!" Weirdo confirmed.

"Yes!" Savanna and Cara ran off to tell Chris.

"I have a feeling we made a mistake," Elliot said to himself.

"Let's do something logical here. Ruby and...Connor are dancing. No ands, ifs, or buts." Alejandro walked away to tell Chris.

"That was stupid of him. I can't even dance," Connor complained.

"I don't dance," Ruby agreed. "Wrinkles the threads."

"What do you wear, linen?" Giraffe asked sarcastically.

"Actually, yes," Ruby responded. Giraffe was silent.

"Glory, wanna do it?" Gladys asked.

"Oh, no, I've got some sweet dancing skills! You and me, Marien! Let's rock!" Cedric randomly shouted.

"Um...okay," Marien uneasily agreed.

"Can we do it?" Cedric asked.

"Fine," Gladys said stubbornly. She went off to tell Chris.

"Okay, the groups have been decided! Now go discuss what you're gonna do!" Chris announced via loudspeaker.

"Let's dance to Blah Blah Blah," Marien recommended.

"That one by Ca$ha featuring 4OH!4? I hate that!" Cedric spat back.

"Okay, then...ChiK ChoK!" Marien said back.

"Alright, fine..." Cedric mumbled.

"I'll go tell the Chris-meister..." Gladys went off.

"You two will be dancing to Lightningbugs." Alejandro went off to tell Chris.

"Ooh, my favorite song!" Ruby and Connor said in unison.

"Okay, then..." Giraffe said slowly.

"How about we dance to..." Cara started to think.

"Be My Landscape?" Savanna recommended.

"Sure!" Cara smiled.

"Okay, then, go tell Chris!" Savanna told Weirdo.

"Got it." Weirdo went off.

Everyone went to the stage.

"Welcome to the TDF Dancing Competition Extrava-" Chris was interrupted.

"We get it!" Cedric shouted.

"People are so rude these days," Chris mumbled. "Anyway, time to present our first act! Savanna and Cara!" A few people clapped.

"Rude people..." Cara said under her breath.

"I know, right?" Savanna said back.

"You clap for stuff like this," Cara said back.

"You're singing to Be My Landscape, right?" Chris assured.

"Yeah, Chris," Savanna responded.

"Music on!" Chris said. Music came on.

"First, spin!" Savanna directed.

"Okay, now what? Jump?" Cara asked.

"Yes," Savanna directed.

"Next?" Cara asked.

"Do as I do," Savanna told her.

After the performance, Chris came back on.

"Let's see what the Chef-O-Meter has to say about that!" Chris announced. "And it's a...six!" Chris announced.

"We didn't do very well..." Cara said.

"Next...Ruby and Connor to Lightningbugs!" Chris announced.

"This'll suck," Roy commented.

"Right..." Ruby assured.

"Start!"

After they danced, they got a four.

"We're so dead!" Ruby worried.

"And finally, Marien and Cedric. ChiK ChoK on!" Chris told Chef.

"How do I start?" Cedric asked.

"Just randomly dance for now." Marien started to dance. After about twelve seconds, Marien said to jump.

"I can't!" Cedric said back.

"JUMP!" Marien said out loud.

"I CAN'T!" Cedric shouted.

"Do it!" Marien told him again.

"Fine!" Cedric jumped, but he fell.

"Get up!" Marien demanded.

"I can't! Too heavy!" Cedric struggled.

"Then...uh...roll!" Marien told him. She got on the ground and rolled. By the time the song was over, Cedric was on the ground and Marien was hurting.

"Let's see what Chef says!" Chris said. No meter appeared. Instead, a big fat zero came up on the screen.

"Um...Vital Visions lose...again," Chris confirmed. The other two teams cheered.

"The antagonist scores again!" Alejandro said in the confessional.

"Vital Visions, meet me where we met last night in three hours." Chris left.

"Who do we vote out?" Marien asked.

"You," Gladys responded.

"Why me?" Marien asked.

"You sucked," Glory explained.

"But it was-" Marien stuttered.

"No buts." Glory and Gladys left. Marien was in tears.

"I'm safe tonight, right?" Cedric asked.

"Yeah, you are. No need to worry," Lucks said.

"Oui," Gabriel assured. Via translator, he had picked up everything that had happened this episode.

"You're staying, dude," Gladys said.

"Thanks, guys!" Cedric walked away.

"I actually have to say, no lie there. He's safe tonight, and Marien's gonna be blindsided," Gladys said in the confessional.

At the elimination ceremony...

"Welcome back, double Vs!" Chris welcomed.

"Sucks to be here again," Gladys said as she sat down.

"You said it." Marien sulked.

"Marien, after your failure today, do you still feel safe?" Chris asked.

"Duh, no!" Marien shouted.

"And you, Ced?" Chris continued.

"Yep!" Cedric smiled.

"Glory, do you feel safe after what happened last night?" Chris asked.

"Sorta..." Glory sighed.

"Um...well...okay. Sorry if you feel dismal, but come on up here. It's time to vote!" Chris announced.

Cedric voted for Marien. "No choice."

Marien voted for Cedric. "No choice."

"I'll tally the votes!" Chris repeated the process from the previous night. "Cotton candy goes to Gladys. And Glory! Lucks, and Gabriel!" No one looked surprised. "The final stick of double-c goes to..."

"Marien!" Chris finished. Everyone was shocked.

"You are all liars!" Cedric shouted.

"It's the game, boy," Glory laughed.

"What can I say?" Lucks said.

"Who voted for me?" Cedric asked. Everyone rose their hand. "Traitors! You'll never succeed without me!"

"Cedric, the team has spoken," Chris said.

"What is this, Survivor?" Cedric angrily stormed off.

"So, rude dude is off to his home! Not surprising, but I really thought that Marien would go home tonight. And I know none of the questions I brought up were ever answered, but who cares? I said maybe people, maybe! There are nineteen people left in the game. Will the Vital Visions vote someone out again? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Flashback!" Chris signed off.

Episode 4: tdfmovie
Chris sat at an animation studio.

"Dude, we're rollin'." The cameraman whispered.

"All right, then. Previously on TDF...you know, this is boring. Why do we need a recap? Just watch the last episode or something! Seriously!" Chris protested.

"Fine, we'll just show a movie." The cameraman put on a movie showing the dancing, and Cedric's elimination.

The Vital Visions returned to their trailer after voting out Cedric.

"Whoo! That boy was a pain in my fanny!" Gladys commented.

"He was in everyone's," Glory said back.

"Je n'aime pas Cedric. Il est mechante," Gabriel said. The caption read, "I don't like Cedric. He's mean."

"Hey, Gabe's learnin' a little English!" Glory commented.

"Oui," Gabriel said proudly. The caption simply read, "Yes."

"That boy is a cutie. Although we might have to vote him out do to his lack of English...he can understand it, but not say it..." Gladys explained in the confessional.

"I'm just glad fat punk wannabe's gone..." Lucks commented.

"You ain't so pleasant, either, honey," Gladys said back.

"Whatever. I'm gonna go read 'bout Mario Party 9." Lucks went into the trailer.

"That boy needs to get a LIFE," Gladys commented.

"Totally..." Marien agreed.

"Just keep winning, just keep winning, it's all good." Blue was painting her nails.

"No, we need SOME effort from this team. We only win because the other teams suck. The Vital Visions are more likely to win this time than ever before." Alejandro was coaching his team.

"No, we can Upolong them!" Annica suggested.

"One, it's Ulong. Two, you mean Koror them. Three, FAT CHANCE." Giraffe was apparently cranky.

"Someone's mad tonight..sorry...it's an instinct," Connor said, then quickly apologized.

"Guys...this is Micronesia! What can they do to us?" Roy questioned his team.

"Make us dance," Ruby replied.

"Everyone shut up, just think while you sleep and come prepared for anything," Alejandro commanded.

"Look, kid, we do not care about winning. I say we do this every man for him or herself," Annica said.

"Are you bipolar?" Roy asked.

"Maybe," Annica responded.

"Are you?" Roy asked again.

"Yes," Annica said in a shameful voice.

"It's not that embarrasing...I mean, I have OCD." Blue was now applying her purple lipstick.

"That explains the pink," Giraffe commented.

"Guys!" Alejandro yelled.

The Melancholy Memories were relaxing.

"Guys, did any of you sneak any electronic devices here?" Terrence asked.

"No," The entire team said in unison.

"I could have, though. I'm not afraid to deny that Chris guy any less than the next guy," Jackson commented.

"We need to talk strategy to win next time," Savanna said.

"We don't even know the challenge, happy girl," Elliot said monotonously.

"Are you ever happy?" Petal asked.

"No," Elliot said.

"Well, as the captain of this team, I say we try our hardest to win this game. Final seven, all double M!" Weirdo cheered.

"Get to the challenge field, people! It's 0600 hours! Get up!" Chris yelled through the loudspeaker.

"Meh...why did I sign up for this?" Elliot got up.

"You wanted money," Petal responded. Elliot was silent.

"Getting up, getting up," Glory said to herself.

"Must sleep more...must sleep-" Lucks said to himself before getting interrupted.

"GET UP!" Gladys yelled. Everyone was out of bed in the next twenty seconds.

"Remember the plan." Alejandro led his team out.

"Hello, teams," Chris welcomed.

"Hey, CM," Cara said back.

"As you see, Cedric was voted out last night." Chris showed the other teams the new Vital Visions team.

"Yay..." Elliot was happy, but didn't exactly show it.

"Adios, fat dude," Jackson smiled.

"Anyway, today, your challenge is to make a video for UlongTube that will become an internet meme, like this one," Chris explained. A TV came down out of nowhere, and it started playing a video consisting of trees and people getting hit by trains. Everybody (except Elliot, Alejandro, Gabriel, and Jackson) was on the ground. Laughing.

"You will each get your own studio for this," Chris continued. "Once it is done, show it to me by 1800 hours and we'll go and get pizza." Everyone cheered. "Then we'll get to the showing, then the voting...let's start."

"A video of randomness..." Alejandro wondered. Ruby came over, seeing Alejandro was having trouble thinking.

"Get Annica to do it! You've seen how she acts!" Ruby whispered to Alejandro.

"Yeah, but no one likes her. She could break the whole set!" Alejandro whispered back.

"Maybe, but our team is too serious," Ruby commented.

"Well, there's you, Connor, and Blue left..." Alejandro scanned.

"That's over half," Ruby said to herself.

"Get Connor and Blue," Alejandro spoke aloud.

"Connor, Blue! Front and center!" Ruby yelped. They came.

"What is it?" They asked.

"You have to make the video for us!" Ruby told them.

"Um...okay," Connor agreed. Blue nodded.

"If we team up for this, we can win it!" Savanna consoled.

"I'll say...go as wild as possible!" Jackson cheered.

"Idea seminar!" Cara clapped. Everyone gathered in a circle.

"Everybody, think of a random concept." Petal looked out over her team.

"Exploding bagels." Weirdo's face lightened.

"That works," Cara confirmed. "Now we need someone who draws well..."

"I draw well." Elliot was looking at the floor. Savanna and Cara looked at each other, then looked at Terrence, then at Jackson, and then the rest of the team.

"Okay," Savannah said, "you can draw it. We'll script it."

"Ooh, I'm great with vids! I made this one vid where-" Lucks was ranting, then got interrupted.

"Shut. Up. We don't care." Glory was looking over him.

"Let him share his ideas. I'm the captain." Gladys looked at Glory.

"Fine," Glory said reluctantly.

"I made a video where every time the phone rang, someone appeared with a bowl of popcorn, then said 'Doctor Triangle! BLARG!'" Lucks explained.

"NO WAY! That was you?" Marien asked.

"Yes. Any other concepts?" Lucks asked.

"I took Lucks for granted, but he's really a good guy! We should listen to him more often," Glory said in the confessional.

"J'ai un." Gabriel was in the back. Suddenly, his translator came in.

"He says, I have one. Now, Gabriel, tell me what your idea is." His translator bent down. Gabriel whispered in his ear, then the translator spoke again. "His idea is..."

"Time's up!" Chris yelled.

"Hey! It's only 1759 hours!" Terrence protested.

"Wait." Chris waited five seconds. Terrence looked at his watch and frowned.

"Gimme the pizza!" Annica yelled.

"I lied," Chris said with a smirk.

"You people are seriously stupid if you expect him to be nice," Alejandro said.

"Yeah, really." Ruby rolled her eyes. She then was in the confessional. "Um...I guess I'm a follower now."

"Let's see the vids," Chris said.

"Here," Jackson gave him a video.

"Here you go, CM," Lucks have him a video.

"Here it is," Connor said. Blue handed Chris the video.

Vital Visions

(Author's Note: The videos will be presented in script form.)

Person 1: Hey, kid.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Take this cheese.

Person 2: (eats cheese) Mmm.

Person 1: (explodes)

Person 3: I like your apple.

Person 2: What?

Person 3: (points)

Person 2: Gah! (notices apple on head)

Person 3: (explodes)

Nifty Nostalgia

Christopher Columbus: This is America!

Person 1: Look! A beetle!

Person 2: Knife.

Christopher Columbus: PINK!

Person 2: Firefly!

Person 1: Lady BlahBlah!

Doctor Squaroctopus: Doctor Squaroctopus! BLARG!

Melancholy Memories

Person 1: It's a bagel!

Person 2: Where?

Bagel: (explodes)

Person 1: It's Sparta!

Person 2: Bagel army!

Bagels: (explode)

(Author's Note: End script form.)

"Um..." Chris had a confused look. "Nostalgia...yours had no purpose. I'll be seeing you tonight."

"Yes!" Glory cheered.

"Invincible!" Jackson danced.

"We lost...?" Alejandro was astonished.

"There goes final seven." Annica was crying.

"Oh, well..." Blue sulked.

"We win! Finally! Woohoo!" Lucks cheered in the confessional.

At the elimination ceremony...

"Wow..." Alejandro came in and sat down.

"This is a fail." Roy sat down.

"We were so cocky...but so good...why now?" Connor said.

"Quit sulking. Time for questioning," Chris said.

"Yay," Annica said sarcastically.

"Where did you go wrong, Alejandro?" Chris asked.

"Letting Ruby make a choice," Alejandro said.

"Not a mistake! Blame them for making it suck!" Ruby protested.

"Not us!" Connor retorted.

"Blame Alejandro for letting Ruby's idea pass!" Blue agreed.

"Well...conflicting sides, I guess." Chris drank the moment down. "And you, Giraffe. In the middle of it all. What is your take?"

"Glad I stayed out. Let me keep my life...which is hard, with this neck." Giraffe pointed to his neck, which originated the nickname of Giraffe.

"And you, Roy...your take?" Chris asked.

"They're not that smart...but this is Micronesia. Anything can happen," Roy explained.

"Oh! And me!" Annica raised her hand. "It was fun! I was like...Columbus!"

"Okay, then. Well, let's vote. Giraffe, you're up." Chris let them come up.

Giraffe voted for Blue. "Pink? Really? Nice move, OCD girl. Sorry for being offensive to you, but...well...there are way better cases of that. I'm getting off-topic."

Alejandro voted. "It was a mistake letting you do that. Adios."

Blue voted for Ruby. "You blame me, you go out. We tried!"

Ruby voted for Roy. "This vote will go nowhere tonight. You're right...anything can happen."

Chris got the votes. "Double-c is right here. Your only QUALITY food. So...Giraffe. Connor. Ruby. Blue." Just like that, they were down to three. "Roy." And down to two. "Wait...we're out of double-c."

"WAIT!" A voice yelled. Suddenly, Rick Astley ran up to the stage. He threw some cotton candy that hit Alejandro's face. "Sorry, I thought this was the 1980's music star awards. I saw the cotton candy, and thought..."

"We get it. We get it. So get out. And nice aim...you threw it to the right person." Chris smirked.

"Oh, okay then." Rick left.

"So I'm OUT?!?!" Annica yelled.

"Yes." Chris walked down and handcuffed Annica.

"Wha..." Annica was thrown into the smart car and was driven away from Micronesia.

"Far, far away," Roy said. "For good."

"Finally." Blue stared into space.

"And...a blindside. But another step closer to finding a winner. Tune in next time to Total...Drama...Flashback!" Chris signed off.

Episode 5: Mad Campers
Chris sat in a tent, with only a candle for sight. But, the show went on. “Last time on TDF,” he started the recap, “we took a leaf out of the internet for a competition of randomness. Internet memes provided a fun time. However, one team did not have a fun time at the elimination ceremony as the Nifty Nostalgia voted out Annica.” Chris got out of the tent. It was actually light outside. “Today, we’ll delve deep into Micronesia and pull up our roots, so to speak. Find out who gets the boot right now on Total…Drama…Flashback!!!”

The Nifty Nostalgia were going back to their trailer.

Alejandro was in the confessional. “I wonder, though I almost left, was Annica really the right choice?”

Roy was in the confessional. “I didn’t need to come to Micronesia for insanity and randomness! I came for culture! And Annica? Why was she here anyway?”

Giraffe was in the confessional. “Of course I voted for Alejandro, but fat chance will he ever know.”

“I dunno, Annica may have had some good pink stuff with her,” Blue said in the confessional, “but was Alejandro the right choice? I should have voted him, really…”

Ruby was in the confessional. “I voted for Roy. Because we can’t trust him. Because he’s a threat to Alejandro. To me, and why didn’t I vote for Alejandro!?!?!” She quickly changed subjects. “He is my only roadblock! I’m winning this time! Runner-up is an insufficient position! I feel like Courtney now…hey, that color would be good for a hairpiece…”

“Why couldn’t it have been Al?” Connor said in the confessional. “Why? Annica was my mental BFF!”

After everyone conveying their thoughts, they went to bed, save Alejandro. He kept planning Roy’s elimination after thinking he could be a traitor. But he didn’t like losing. “Roy…as soon as we lose…you…are…o….ut…” He drifted off into an evil slumber.

Once again, it was karaoke night with the Memories. “So, how was I?” Petal asked. “Dunno.” Elliot had his back turned.

“Don’t care,” Terrence said. He was reading his magazines.

“Meh,” Jackson grunted.

“It’s pretty good,” Weirdo said. He was the only one caring. “Awesome!” Savanna clapped.

“I need that song for my cPod!” Cara cheered.

“Thanks, guys.” Petal sat down.

“Why can’t we do something productive, i.e., strategize?” Terrence asked. “I saw this maneuver in a video-“

“No,” Everyone said in unison.

“We don’t even know what the challenge’ll be anyway,” Petal said.

“Ohhhhhhhhh…” Jackson groaned.

“Does fearless have a fear now?” Elliot asked.

“No…it’s nothing. I just need to step outside…for a moment,” Jackson said, uneasy. “Just for a moment!” He ran out and threw up, but came inside and told no one.

“Hey, what’s that?” Cara noticed something outside the trailer when the door closed.

“Wanna go check?” Weirdo asked.

“No, silly, you should do it,” Cara said in a flirtatious sort of way.

“O-okay.” Weirdo blushed, and went outside. He brought in everything you need to survive on a camping trip.

“I’m guessing that the challenge will be camping.” Weirdo put the stuff down.

“Everyone, go to bed! We won, so let’s keep it that way!” Glory shouted at her team. They followed. “Psst! Gladys! Come outside,” she then whispered to Gladys. So she did.

“Wake up, campers!” Chris yelled via the many megaphones scattered on poles. “We were right!” Weirdo said to himself.

Everyone came to the challenge area. “Everyone,” Chris wavered towards the Nostalgia, “get your first look at the Nostalgia team. Annica voted out last night.”

“Izzy’s cousin…” A lot of people whispered.

“Now shut up!” Chris yelled. “Thank you. As you can see, the Memories have a box with things in it. That was their reward for keeping a team of seven so far. Therefore, they don’t need to compete in today’s pre-challenge challenge. You’re competing—Visions versus Nostalgia—for good camping tools. You’re going camping!”

Many cheers of “All right!” and “Yes!” and “Whatever.” and “Aww, come on!” were heard.

“The winners of this obstacle course win medium quality camping tools, and the losers get the cheapest ones money can buy,” Chris explained.

The Visions lost, and they started to head out.

“You’ll find points along the way that’ll show your camping trail. Or bears. Lots and lots of bears,” Chris chuckled. “Go!”

“I’m not afraid of bears,” Jackson bragged.

“We kinda UNDERSTAND that,” Elliot retorted.

“Well, you’re supposed to be an emotionless jock…that’s what it said on the pamphlet when I was coming here on the boat!!”

“Well, excuse me. Maybe it shoulda said pessimist, and for you, weird, jerky, obvious little-“

“Guys, let’s keep it clean here.” Weirdo turned around.

“Grr.” The two guys complied.

“Hey! It’s a marking point! We’re going to be okay!” Marien cheered.

“Not really, this is just one marking point…we’ve got roughly…” Gladys tried to pull out the map, but it ripped in half. “UGH!” She threw it on the ground, and then a bird swooped down and took it away.

“Oiseau bête,” Gabriel said. The captions read, “Stupid bird.”

“Whatever that means, let’s keep going!” Lucks encouraged.

“Yeah! We can, like, party when we get there!” Marien shouted.

“Here we are,” Alejandro said. He felt professional.

“Greeeat.” Roy set his stuff down.

“We have to set up right away! Lemme see what food is in here…tortillas and butter.” Connor looked disappointed.

“Well, I’ve got cheese in my bag…” Ruby took out some half-stake cheddar cheese.

“It works…now start setting up and…food making thing! Go!” Alejandro proceeded to build a hammock.

“I enjoy this spare confessional they provided here,” Alejandro said after setting it up. “A hammock is the perfect way to escape those losers.”

“I know what Al’s up to, and I won’t take no for an answer. I’ve seen TDWT, I know what’s going on!” Roy aired his thoughts in the confessional.

In the morning…

“UGH! I got rained on all night!” Alejandro confessed. “I blame Roy.”

“UGH! I got rained on all night!” Roy confessed. “I blame Alejandro. He probably took a stake out, and made our rain tarp fail! He’s going to get it when we LOSE! Yes, I said lose.” “Good morning everyone.” Petal got up.

“We’ve been up for an hour.” Lucks was standing, along with everyone else.

“I’m a heavy sleeper!” Petal said in the confessional.

“Sorry!” she said to her team. “Wait, where are we?”

“The middle of the trail. We put you on some fabric and carried you. Now get up and let’s go!” Weirdo confirmed.

“Blur…blagh…blax…haaaaaaaaaah…” Jackson muttered.

“Is there something wrong?” Petal asked.

“M…mon…monster…AAAAAAAAAH!”

“He’s drooling!” Cara shouted.

“Medic!” Weirdo called. “AAAAAH!” Elliot and Terrence screamed. They ran down the trail. “We can’t just leave him! Do something!” Savanna shouted. “I don’t know what to do!” Weirdo shouted.

“You’re the captain! You should know!”

“Well, I don’t, okay?”

“Huff…huff…is everything all right?” A medic came.

“No!” they all shouted.

“Balsghfkuddjf…mon…aaaaaaah….blurja…cchhh…” Jackson was still drooling.

“He’s having a seizure…quick, hand me that blue bag!”

“O-okay…” Weirdo did as instructed.

“I need to insert this liquid into him!” The medic said. “I need someone to hold his mouth open!”

“I can’t!” Weirdo shouted.

“Why…ugh, I’ll do it!” Petal complied.

After ten seconds, the medic stood up. Jackson was asleep.

“We need to get him back, now. He’ll be okay upon wake-up.” The medics started back with them.

“Wonder what all that noise was about…” Gladys wondered. Everyone except Jackson’s team was at the finish.

“There’s the exit!” A voice shouted. The Melancholy Memories emerged from the forest.

“We LOST? This doesn’t make it any better for Jackson!” Petal said.

“Uh, yeah. Where have YOU been?” Elliot said. He and Terrence had ran to the finish.

“Medical emergency. Jackson had a seizure.” Savanna said.

“Um…wow. That’s bad.” Chris said, surprised.

At the elimination ceremony...

“Welcome, all!” Chris said at the elimination ceremony. Jackson was awake.

“I can’t believe it. I had a seizure, and we lost.” Jackson looked sad.

“Tough break, man, but we won’t vote you out,” Weirdo said.

“Well, it’s time to decide who you do,” Chris announced. “Savanna, you’re up.”

Savanna voted for Weirdo. “Bad captain. Resigning would be a MUCH better option.”

“Ya scared me silly. Buh-bye.” Terrence voted Jackson.

“I’m afraid of the future.” Jackson voted.

“Hey, come up to get cotton candy! If your name is called, that is. If it isn’t, then you’re out.” Chris got out the cotton candy.

“Finally, quality food.” Terrence looked happy.

“Yes, which is exactly why Terrence is up first. Then it’s Savanna, and then Petal, then Cara. Now, Elliot. And last but probably least…

Weirdo.” Chris finished.

“What? No!” Jackson complained.

“Sorry, but we can’t risk another medical emergency-I mean, they voted you out. Tough luck, dude.” Chris said.

“I understand. My team was just looking out for me.” Jackson proceeded to be handcuffed. A medic followed him into the smartcar.

“Okay, then. Tomorrow will be an even bigger day. Good luck, good night, don’t come back here again.” Chris told them goodbye.

“I have something to admit. Jackson...well, he didn't get voted off. Weirdo did. But we couldn't risk another medical thing, or we'd get sued. It's a...hidden shame. Well, I have no time for a sign-off. So good night and come back for more Total Drama Flashback!” Chris signed off.

Episode 6: A Puzzling Switch
“Previously,” Chris started the recap, “on Total…Drama…life-threatening Flashback!” Chris chuckled. “Camping is our favorite Total Drama pastime. So, why not deliver it to you? Again? Exactly. The three teams went camping. Lines were drawn, and it became clear that Weirdo is not the best leader ever. Seriously. The kid has no idea what to do! Especially when Jackson had a seizure. That was a sad moment.” Chris took a few seconds to frown. “Anyway, after Jackson recovered, the team voted Weirdo out. But, we had to evacuate Jackson, so we shielded him behind that. What will happen now?”

“Well, you said the teams were-“ An intern started.

“Shush!” Chris yelled. “You’re fired. See what interns I’ll fire next on Total Drama Flashback!”

“We finally get a streak, then lose, and lose Jackson of all people.” Savanna was in the confessional. “Weirdo shoulda gotten the boot.”

“I’m safe…I’m safe!” Weirdo was cheering in the confessional. “Adios, Jackson!”

“Yes…no more Jackson…yay!” Terrence said in the confessional, awkwardly.

“I don’t think we should have won,” Alejandro said in the confessional. “I really wanted that power-stealing Ruby out, or maybe that annoying Blue girl.” He sighed.

“We keep winning like this, final six will be the Nifty Nostalgia!” Ruby cheered in the confessional.

“We keep winning like this, final five will be the Vital Visions!!!” Glory cheered in the confessional.

“We keep losing like this,” Cara said glumly, “and final eleven is not us. None of us. None.”

“This is torture! I cannot keep missing Outlaster: Iceland. It’s so hard! I’m missing all of the drama, and when I get my HTD Sarya phone back from Chris, I’ll get all the spoilers! SPOILERS! I hate spoilers. But whatever,” Lucks ranted in the confessional.

“I don’t get it,” Elliot said in the confessional. “We lost for the first time, and Cara breaks out into tears.”

“I wanted to have a perfect team.” Cara sniffled. She was in the confessional.

“I guess she wanted to have a perfect team,” Elliot said in the confessional.

Chris announced the occurrence of a challenge over the megaphone, and everyone came to the challenge area.

“Welcome, final seventeen!” Chris announced.

“Hey, Mclean man! What’s up?” Gladys asked.

“I’m doing just fine, thank you.” Chris smiled. “Now, I have an announcement, and it involves last night’s vote.”

“Who got voted out?” Alejandro asked.

“Weirdo. But we had Jackson leave instead due to medical emergencies.” Chris responded. “Justice is served!” Savanna said.

“But he’s not gone.” Elliot stared at her.

“Oh, well…” She said.

“Chris?” Ruby asked.

“Yes, Ruby?” He answered.

“Why are there black and white mats out? Neon would be so much better, in fact, I would take it to make a-“ Ruby started but was interrupted.

“We are splitting into two teams!” Chris announced.

“I think I know what this means!” Savanna smiled.

“Weirdo, since we need to divide the people left and kill the remainder, we thought that you should leave because you should have left.” Chris chuckled.

“So that means…” Weirdo started to say something, but just left to get his things and go to the smart car.

“Now, then,” Chris said while smiling. He gestured to the mats. “We have something to get to. Now, introducing your team advisors! These two former Total Drama competitors will lead your team but not participate in challenges or votes. They will be living in their own personal trailers with AC, and they will also wake you up and so all sorts of stuff that I normally do.”

“Who are they?” Terrence seemed like he was going to explode.

“Introducing the two most hated competitors ever on this show,” Chris smirked. “Courtney! And Heather!”

“What?” Giraffe shouted.

“Que?” Alejandro said.

“Who?” Petal asked innocently.

“It’s not like I said Blaineley or anything, people!” Chris said. “Courtney, your team will be called Team Courtney!”

“Like that’s a surprise.” Alejandro seemed like he was irritated.

“And Heather…” Chris said.

“Team Heather?” Heather herself came out and just walked onto the black mat.

“Um…Courtney? You wanna come out and onto the white mat?” Chris asked.

“With pleasure. Chris.” Courtney emerged.

“I really hoped he didn’t put me on Team Heather.” Alejandro said in the confessional.

“Alejandro, you will be on team Heather.” Chris pointed to Alejandro, then the black mat.

“Of course, he put me on Team Heather.” Alejandro sighed.

“Giraffe will be on Team Courtney.” Chris continued.

“It’s better than Heather,” Giraffe said as he walked to the white mat.

“Savanna?” Chris asked.

“Yes?” She asked back.

“Come pick a tile from my bag.” Chris responded.

“Okay,” Savanna picked a white tile.

“Team Courtney!” Chris announced. “Now, Cara, would you like to be on Team Heather?”

“No.” She replied.

“Welcome to Team Heather!” Chris said.

“I get what you’re doing,” Alejandro whispered to himself. “Um, Chris, I’m so psyched that I’m on Team Heather! I love it…so…much!” Alejandro managed a smile.

“Okay, then you can stay there,” Chris said. Alejandro frowned.

“Now, everyone not on a new team, you will get a small bag of puzzle pieces.” Chris gestured to, believe it or not, actually small bags of puzzle pieces. “As you form the puzzle, you will see the face of a captain. First face to be recreated all six times wins that captain’s team immunity and eight bunches of bananas.”

“We get bananas every morning.” Savanna stated.

“But do you get lunch, snacks, or dinner?” Chris asked.

“Yes,” Savanna pointed out.

“Not anymore!” Chris shouted with his sadistic glee. Savanna stepped back.

“Get to your puzzles!” Chris instructed.

“Go, Team Courtney!” Savanna cheered.

“Heather’s team all the way!” Alejandro cheered.

“Chris!” Roy yelled.

“What? I’m enjoying my vanilla latte!” Chris said back.

“I have my face!” Roy said. Chris came over to confirm. He had Courtney’s face.

“Roy has Heather’s face!” Chris announced. “Go stand on the gray mat.”

“Why gray? I thought there were only two, white and black.”

“…Right.” Chris noticed the absence of a third mat. “Get a third mat over here! Make it gray!”

Within five minutes, Roy was standing on a gray mat for reasons unknown.

After it all resolved, Courtney’s face had been remade by Connor, Terrence, Marien, Lucks, and Gabriel.

Heather’s face had been done by Roy, Elliot, Gladys, Glory, and Ruby.

“It is Petal for Courtney’s face and Blue for Heather’s face!” Chris announced.

“Come on, Petal!” Roy cheered.

“This is kinda hard!” Petal complained.

“You idiot! I should have gone to Gabon instead with my sane family…” Roy sighed.

“Do you want to lose and get voted out?” Petal asked.

“No.” Roy backed away.

“Good. Sorry, but I’d like encouragement rather than demands.” Petal continued on her puzzle. “Petal! Petal! Petal!” Gladys and Glory were cheering.

“She has a chance, unlike nice girl over there…” Alejandro whispered to Connor.

“Isn’t that a little mean? I mean, I think she has goodness in her heart,” Connor replied. “I can’t say the same for you, though.” “Grrr…” Alejandro grunted.

“Chris!” A voice rung out. “I have the face!”

Chris walked over to Petal. She had Heather’s correct face.

“Okay, okay!” Chris announced. “If you made Courtney’s face, go to Team Heather!”

“What?!” Heather was astonished. “These people are the smart ones! Why should I let them go?”

“Alejandro gets to stay, if it means anything, which I know it does.” Chris smirked.

“That’s not fair!” Heather stomped.

“Well, yes it is, because Savanna, Giraffe, and Cara have to stay put…” Chris stated. “Anyway,” he continued, “if you made Heather’s face, go to Team Courtney.”

“Does Team Courtney get immunity, then?” Courtney asked. “Because, well, we made the puzzle more than them!”

“No, I clearly stated at the beginning that the most frequent face’s team wins immunity. Gotcha!” Chris laughed.

“Augh!” Courtney was mad.

“I don’t know if I should be happy or sad.” Heather was in the confessional. “I lost the smart people but win immunity. And bananas.”

‘’’At the elimination ceremony…’’’

“Welcome, one and all! And Courtney.” Chris welcomed Team Courtney.

“So, Blue? How was it?” Chris asked.

“What do you mean?” Blue asked.

“The swap.” Chris glared at her, though he was the bad question asker.

“It was sad! My team and I were all so…tight and happy!” Blue looked down.

“No, you weren’t! We wanted your annoying pink hair outta there! You were next!” Roy blurted out. He then gasped and covered his mouth.

“Is this true?” Chris asked. “Because…” Chris wavered towards a TV that an intern was bringing over. He was airing a confessional.

“Roy is next. I think I’ll keep Blue around for a while.” Alejandro had said.

Roy gasped.

Blue was wide-eyed.

Everyone was pondering.

“So, Savanna, what are you doing now?” Chris asked.

“We don’t know who to vote out. Roy or Blue? We want to act like the swap never happened…” Savanna responded.

Giraffe chimed in. “Being a former Nifty Nostalgia member, I know that I’d want to keep the train going. I guess the vote depends on who picks who’s side.”

“Okay, okay,” Chris received. “Now, Ruby—Oh, man!” Chris looked worried. “We are running out of time! This is supposed to be half an hour! Vote! Vote! NOW!”

“Go with the flow.” Blue voted Roy.

“Go with your gut.” Roy voted Blue.

“You make no sense, why did you sign up for this?” Ruby voted for Blue.

Elliot yawned. He voted Roy and walked away.

“I’m sorry, but if we keep you around, it’ll get bad.” Savanna cast her vote.

“Glory’ll back me up on this one, hon.” Gladys voted for Blue.

“Gladys’ll back me up on this one, globe-y.” Glory voted for Roy.

“I know that we are young, and a million and a half dollars at this age is like giving a hammer to a destructive toddler, but you can’t escape this.” Giraffe cast his vote.

“All right, you’ve all voted! If you get a piece of cotton candy, you’re safe, if you don’t, get out of Micronesia, stat!” Chris said the well-known rules.

“Savanna, Giraffe, Glory, Roy, Gladys, Elliot, Ruby.”

“Blue.” Chris gave her the cotton candy.

“Wait, that’s all of us!” Gladys realized.

“Yeah!” Savanna agreed.

“Since Weirdo left earlier today, we don’t need another eliminated contestant this episode. Plus, you tied, so...yeah. Grab your stuff and go to the Vital Visions trailer. We painted it white and it says Team Courtney on it. Courtney, walk one-hundred paces right of it when facing the writing to reach you and Heather’s trailer. Good night!”

“Ha! I got you viewers at home!” Chris chuckled. “Though the smart ones probably realized what I was doing…next time, we’ll actually eliminate someone the normal way! See you next time on Total Drama Flashback!” Chris signed off.

Episode 7: Around the World in 30 Minutes
Chris stood next to an airport runway set. “Welcome back to Total…Drama…Flashback!” Chris started the recap. “The show where now sixteen teenagers compete in Micronesia for one million five hundred thousand dollars! Let’s recap up until now…” Chris winked. “Roll the film!” He said to the cameraman.

"Mikayla was a member of the Vital Visions team, until she cost them the first challenge to protect her hair. Then they voted her out." Chris snorted. "...Did I just do that on camera?" Chris asked the cameraman. The cameraman nodded. "Ugh! Well, Cedric was an uber-fan. Of Duncan! He never really got to show his true colors, though, and he was voted out by the Vital Visions for screwing up the dance competition. Then, we had a cousin of Izzy. Her name was Annica, a contestant from the Nifty Nostalgia. We made a viral video contest, and Annica's slight outburst at the elimination ceremony cost her the game. That's why you don't have someone yell 'Pink!' in the middle of a viral video. They thought it was Blue. but after that, the targets were on her and Alejandro. But I digress."

"You think?" The cameraman said.

"You annoy me," Chris mumbled. "Anyway, we revisited camping challenges after that! Melancholy Memories member Jackson's revealed epilepsy caused us to evacuate him under the cover of an elimination ceremony. Then, we actually eliminated the one supposed to have been gone - Weirdo - the next morning. We had a team switch, and no one was voted out. What will happen today?"

Team Heather was shown consulting Chris.

"Where do we go?!" Heather demanded.

"It's nighttime and you never told us where to go to sleep." Lucks complained.

"So? Too bad." Chris shrugged.

"You tell us now." Alejandro held up a fist.

"O-okay! Okay!" Chris succumbed to their request, despite his sadistic principles. "Go to the Melancholy Memories trailer. Sleep there. Now go away." Chris set off a smoke bomb and disappeared.

"But there's only seven beds...?" Petal said.

"There's only seven beds," Blue said upon Team Courtney's return to their trailer.

"Whatever. Home turf!" Glory got in one of the beds.

"What she said," Gladys got into a bed.

"I'm a little annoyed with Glory," Gladys said in the confessional. "She thinks she can do whatever she wants. But we're sistas and BFFs. No one can take that away!"

"I'll sleep on the floor," Elliot said in a monotonous tone.

"You would do that?" Savanna asked. Elliot nodded.

"You are SO nice." Ruby hugged Elliot.

"Please," Elliot asked, "get off of me." He had a bit of tone in that sentence.

"Mr. Grumpy Pants should be your name," Giraffe commented.

"Grumpy... Pants..." Ruby said to herself. "Quick!" She shouted, "Does anyone have a sewing machine or something?"

"I think I might..." Gladys rummaged through her bag. She took out a sewing machine.

"Is that the battery powered one?" Glory asked. Gladys nodded.

"Thank you, thank you!" Ruby grabbed it. She took out some fabric. "Does anyone have batteries?"

"That's what she said," Giraffe whispered to Roy.

"I do, they're for my globe." Roy had ignored Giraffe.

"May I have them?" Ruby asked.

"Mmhmm." Roy handed them over.

"What do we do about the sleeping situation?" Petal asked her team on the way back to their new home.

"Je vais dormir sur le plancher. J'ai apporté une couverture." Gabriel took out a blanket.

"Meaning...?" Terrence asked.

"Je vais dormir sur le plancher. J'ai apporté une couverture!" Gabriel laid down on the floor and put his blanket over his body, save his head.

"Oh...he was offering to sleep on the floor!" Connor confirmed.

"Aww! Nice boy. You're coming to my party when I win!" Marien clapped.

"All right, everyone! Get in beds. We win again tomorrow!" Alejandro got in his bed.

"...You're not the boss of me." Cara whispered as she got in bed.

"I wish Heather were here," Cara said in the confessional. "She'd put the Ale-whatever guy in his place."

"WAKE UP, EVERYBODY!" Heather barged in to Team Heather's trailer. She then slammed the door.

In the Team Courtney trailer, a song came out of nowhere.

"What's that sound?" Glory asked.

"My alarm clock I set for you guys." Courtney walked in and put it on snooze. "Now come on, challenge time!"

"Welcome, two teams!" Chris welcomed as Heather and Courtney led their teams to the challenge area. "This challenge was put together by you team captains. Be prepared to go around the world!"

"Really!?" Roy was ecstatic.

"No. It's a hypothetical journey," Chris answered. Roy frowned.

"Allons-nous pour participer à divers défis sur la base Total Drama World Tour?" Gabriel asked.

"English." Chris rolled his eyes. Gabriel took out a pager.

"Why does he get to have that?" Lucks asked.

"To call up his translator," Chris explained.

"Allons-nous pour participer à divers défis sur la base Total Drama World Tour?" Gabriel whispered into the pager.

A voice came out, "Are we going to participate in various challenges based on Total Drama World Tour?"

"Yes, yes you are!" Chris responded. "First, you have to choose a sarcophagus out of five of them. The one with the key moves you on to Paris, where you have to go through the Louvre to find a model of the Eiffel Tower." Gabriel clapped after that statement. "Following that, you have to dig a hole three times in our Jamaica portion to try and find gold chains. If you fail, another person has to do it. I forgot to mention that one person does each challenge. It's a relay race. After Jamaica, you jump ice floes in Switzerland to get to China. Eat the five-pound wonton to get to the final portion - Hawaii. You will have to replicate half of the season three finale challenge - so make that dummy out of wood and pineapples and give it to our unpaid intern next to an airplane. He'll let you in. Have it take off and you parachute out of there to win the challenge."

"Too long." Terrence folded his arms.

"So is life," Chris retorted. "Start!"

"Okay, Gabriel!" Alejandro commanded. "You go to the Paris portion. I'll take Hawaii. Cara will take Egypt, Lucks will take Jamaica. Petal will take China. Clear?"

"I don't want to eat a five-pound wonton...but okay." Petal walked to her section. So did everyone else.

"And Connor, Switzerland! I almost forgot!" Alejandro told him.

"Who wants to take Egypt?" Glory asked.

"I will." Gladys walked over there.

"I'll take Paris." Giraffe volunteered.

"Jamaica is mine!" Roy said.

"Switzerland, for me?" Blue asked.

"Yeah, now go." Ruby told her. Blue did as she was told.

"Hawaii for me!" Glory walked over there.

"I guess I'll take..." Ruby gulped. "China..."

"I guess Savanna, Elliot, Terrence, and Marien will sit out." Chris observed the teams. "Hey! Team Courtney is on Egypt already! Now both teams are!"

"I'll pick...this one!" Cara picked the right sarcophagus.

"No!" Gladys saw that Cara was through Egypt. She opened all five sarcophaguses until she found the key.

"Both teams are on...no, Gabriel's done with France. Team Heather is ahead! ...Until now." Chris was trying to narrate.

"I can get ahead!" Roy dug three holes quickly. He found the chains. Lucks dug, but failed. Terrence succeeded his failure.

As Connor started the floe jumps, Blue had finished. Ruby started the feast of the wonton. She was in the middle of it by the time Petal got there.

"I'm a fast eater. you see," Petal said in the confessional.

"Petal and Ruby finish at the exact same time! Wow!" Chris narrated.

"It's up to me." Alejandro took off building his dummy.

"Imma win this!" Glory took off.

"Glory is done with her dummy and is heading for the airplane!" Chris announced.

"What? It only has one leg!" Alejandro complained.

"It's a cripple! Get over it!" Glory entered the airplane, had it take off, and parachuted out.

"Team Courtney has won the challenge!" Chris announced. Team Courtney cheered.

"Dang..." Alejandro stared at his finished dummy.

"Where does that plane go?" Cara asked Chris.

Chris shrugged. "Somewhere."

"I can't believe we won!" Roy was telling Blue.

"Yeah, I know!" Blue said. Suddenly, they were knocked out and dragged away.

At the elimination ceremony...

"Welcome, Heathers!" Chris welcomed. "Get to the vote. We don't have much airtime left."

"No problem." Alejandro smirked.

"So, so, so, SO bossy. Plus, no one likes you." Cara voted for Alejandro.

"Everyone on this team is really stupid, but you're stupid-er, so you get my vote." Alejandro voted.

"Okay! The votes are in!" Chris received the votes.

"The cotton candy goes to Lucks, Gabriel, Petal, Cara, Connor!" Chris threw the cotton candy and everyone caught it. "Marien, too!"

"Last but not least...yet..."

"Terrence." Chris threw the last one.

"Um, Chris, you forgot me." Alejandro looked mad.

"No, I didn't." Chris chuckled after saying that.

"You were too bossy," Cara explained.

"Now get out of here." Lucks stuck his tongue out.

"Pwned!" Terrence fist pumped.

"I hate you people." Alejandro stomped his way into handcuffs. He was thrown into the smartcar and left.

"Oh, don't go!" Chris told them. Everyone was starting to leave.

"Why?" Lucks asked.

Suddenly, a strong-looking intern dragged in Roy and Blue.

"Hey, you two! Wake up!" Chris yelled.

"Huh...?" Roy was dazed.

"Where am I?" Blue was, too.

"Team Heather will vote one of you out right now." Chris pointed to the team.

"What?" Blue asked.

"You were last night's bottom two. If not for my fear of ratings dropping, one of you would have left. But introducing it as a surprise twist makes it fun," Chris explained.

"Cheapo," Roy commented.

"Now vote!" Chris told Team Heather.

"Too smart." Marien cast her vote.

"Too annoying." Lucks cast his vote.

"Just plain weird!" Terrence cast his vote.

"I'll read the votes, because one piece of cotton candy is not exciting." Chris took the vote sheet. "Roy, Blue, come up here." They did as instructed.

"First vote - Roy."

"Second vote - Roy. That's two votes Roy."

"Roy. Three votes Roy."

"Blue. Three votes for Roy and one vote for Blue."

"Roy, it's time to go." Chris handed Roy the vote sheet. "Read it and weep."

"Cheapo." Roy left.

"Everyone, leave and go back to where you sleep," Chris instructed.

"Tomorrow, it hopefully gets more intense. Find out next time when you tune in to get more of this." Chris smiled.

Episode 8: The Worst Show on Earth
Chris appeared in a tiger cage, holding on to the top for dear life. Three tigers were below him. “Last t-time on Total Drama F-Flash…b-b-back… We went around the w-world in j-j-just a few minutes!” Chris was starting to cry. “From E-Egypt to H-Hawaii t-t-t-to Switzerland, T-Team Courtney won immunity!” Chris was shaking. “Team Heather voted Al-Alejandro off, th-then, in a s-surprise t-twist, R-Roy and B-B-Blue were brought in to be voted out… Roy was-s-s voted out. Who will be-Aw, forget t-this!” Chris took out his cellphone. “Tell the contestants where I am and tell them to rescue me, stat!”

“I cannot believe we voted out Alejandro,” Cara told her team on the way back from voting out Roy and Alejandro.

“I can. You were the one who told him he was bossy, anyway…you told us to vote him out!” Terrence was confused.

“You do have a point…” Connor was drawing in a notebook. It was pocket-sized.

“Where did you get that notebook?” Cara asked.

“I brought it to the elimination ceremony. I just never took it out.” Connor showed Team Heather how it fit in his pocket.

“Whatcha drawing?” Marien peeked over.

“Nothing special…” Connor didn’t let Marien see the notebook.

“Gee, fine, be a party pooper…” Marien quickly became nonchalant.

“Hey, Terrence…” Petal walked over to Terrence. “You received the last cotton candy, meaning you got a vote… Why did Alejandro vote for you, do you think?”

Terrence shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe he thought I’d already had my chance on Kingdom.” Terrence was then shown in the confessional. “Ruby has gotten three! Unfair advantage!”

“So did he,” Petal pointed out.

“Why did you join, anyway?” Lucks asked.

“Oh, you know... More video games.” Terrence looked embarrassed.

“I joined so I could get the entire Planet Ware laptop set and the Bone Candy earbud set. They’re a lot of money on iBay,” Lucks explained.

“I’m here to add more to my mind and daydreams,” Connor chimed in.

“I’m here to find party people! Whoo!” Marien cheered.

“I’m here to meet new people, and to get the money for charities,” Petal explained.

“I’m here to…find true love… Cheesy, right?” Cara explained in the confessional. “But that’s not what I’ll tell them.”

“I’m here to get more money for gym classes.” Cara told the others.

Gabriel cleared his throat. “I am want money…?” He had just spoken English. Petal clapped.

“You spoke English!” Cara congratulated.

“Nice, man,” Lucks told him.

The members of Team Courtney were in their cabin.

“Where are Roy and Blue?” Ruby asked. “I finished Roy’s Around-the-World hoodie.”

“I have some pink stuff to give Blue that I found in my bag,” Savanna continued.

“Where are my homies?” Glory asked.

The door opened. Blue walked in.

“Hey, guys!” Blue got in her bed.

“Where’s Roy?” Ruby asked.

“Probably on his way out. Team Heather voted him out,” Blue explained.

“Surprise twist?” Elliot asked. “Figures.”

“Well, we are talking about Chris here…” Giraffe agreed.

“This will be an interesting season if we’ve had surprise guests, a team change, a seizure and an early double elimination so far. It’s only the final fourteen!” Savanna summed up the show’s quirks.

“That’s one-third of the way through,” Blue reminded her.

“Whatever. Let’s just have some fun!” Savanna said.

“Agreed. Night, everyone.” Glory went to bed.

“Wake up!” An intern yelled through a megaphone. “Especially Courtney and Heather!”

“Wake up time…” Elliot said dryly.

“Where’s Chris?” Petal asked the intern at the challenge area.

“No time! We have to run, he’s gonna die!” The intern panicked.

“Yeah, right. I’ve been on this show before,” Terrence commented.

“Do I need to show you his screams?” The intern asked. The teens nodded. He opened up his phone and played Chris’s message.

“Where do we go now?” Heather asked.

“Am I gonna keep this job if he dies?” Courtney asked.

“No time for answers! Follow me!” The intern did not move.

“…To where?” Elliot asked.

“I said, FOLLOW ME!” The intern yelled to the left. Another intern drove up in a chain of golf carts.

“Sorry, didn’t hear the cue. Get in!” The driving intern said.

The teens drove to a circus tent.

“Circus time!” Giraffe did a back flip.

“But why is Chris screaming here?” Cara asked.

“Fear of clowns?” Lucks wondered. A loud roar was heard.

“TIGERS!” Giraffe yelled.

“We better go in!” Petal told the rest.

“Yeah. Of all people, I should know a tiger’s roar!” Giraffe sprinted in. So did everyone else.

“Oh, thank g-goodness you’re here!” Chris was still latched onto the top of the cage.

“Did you climb up there?” Lucks asked.

“I have mad skills. Now get these tigers out!” Chris told them. “Challenge part one, I guess!”

“Well, if you put it that way…” Giraffe walked on over to the tiger cage smoothly. He opened the door, but then the tigers went at him.

“No, no, no, no, no!” Giraffe closed the door.

“Well, that’s great. He’s the only one with any circus experience, and he’s afraid of the tigers!” Ruby ranted in the confessional.

“Got any ideas?” Lucks asked his team. He got a bunch of heads shaking.

“Wait! Lucks!” Chris realized something.

“Epiphany moment!” Marien cheered.

“Have that intern give you his phone. There’s a tiger roar recorded on there.” Chris pointed to the intern, but started to slip. “Play it and throw it in the corner. I’ll drop down on the other side. Giraffe, you open the door and get me out!”

The plan worked.

“Well, this challenge was supposed to be a two out of three challenge, but both teams helped equally, so…you each have one point,” Chris told them. The contestants cheered. “Until now!” Chris had an evil smile.

“What do you mean, until now? My team has to win.” Courtney was acting superior.

“There is no more ‘your team.’ Courtney, Heather…” Chris started.

“Hey, Chris! I’m sorry, and Imma let you finish, but I think I was really good opening that tiger cage door!” Giraffe declared.

“What was that?” Ruby asked in the confessional.

“Umkay. Now, as I was saying, Courtney, Heather, I’m sorry, but we are back to three teams!” Chris finished.

Everyone was in shock.

“You will go back to your old teams,” Chris explained. “Nifty Nostalgia, Vital Visions, Melancholy Memories.”

“But we’ll be down by three members!” Connor observed.

“Soon to be four,” Chris chuckled. “Your contracts said that any interrupted during team phase challenge instructions lead to automatic elimination ceremony for that team. See you there!” Chris walked away.

“Unfair!” Giraffe said in the confessional.

“Who wrote that contract?” Blue ranted in the confessional.

“Are they designed to annoy us?” Connor said in the confessional, talking about the contracts.

“That will NEVER happen again. And I will make sure it doesn’t. Giraffe, prepare to be assimilated into the sane society!” Ruby ranted.

“So…did we win?” Lucks asked.

“Yeah, did we?” Cara asked.

“No,” Chris’s voice echoed out of nowhere.

“Do I lose my job?” Courtney asked.

“No,” Chris’s voice came again.

“And me?” Heather asked.

“No, now stop asking me questions!” His voice was echoing louder. “Oh, and pick a team captain. That is all.”

"Who should we pick for a captain?" Petal asked her team.

"How about we vote on it?" Savanna asked.

"Sounds great," Cara followed up.

"I vote for flower hair girl." Elliot was trying to get to sleep.

"I vote for Petal," Terrence said.

"I vote for Savanna," Petal said.

"I vote for Elliot," Cara said. Everyone stared at her. "What?"

"It's up to you, Savanna." Petal pointed at Savanna.

"Elliot!" Savanna voted. Everyone stared at her.

"And I don't get voted for? Wow..." Terrence said in the confessional.

"Why?" Cara asked.

"He needs something else to go for besides money in this game," Savanna explained the nature of her vote.

"Gee, thanks. True, but still..." Elliot said, muffled through his pillow.

"I nominate myself as captain." Ruby pointed to herself.

"I second that." Connor was in bed.

"I don't," Giraffe rolled his eyes.

"I don't really care," Blue was applying pink nail polish. She looked up. "Hey, what about me?"

"No." Giraffe got in bed.

"I'm captain, then!" Ruby cheered.

"Who should be captain?" Lucks asked his team.

"Je ne sais pas," Gabriel said. The caption read, "I don't know."

"Does that mean, like, IDK or something?" Marien asked.

"Well, I was a good captain. Who seconds that?" Gladys asked.

"I do," Lucks said.

"Well, doesn't it make sense that Glory should be captain, then? I mean, she's bound to be good," Gladys complimented her.

"Sure, why not?" Marien agreed.

"I'm cool with it," Lucks agreed.

"Moi, aussi," Gabriel said. The caption read, "Me, also."

"Okay, then. Glory, the new captain!" Gladys celebrated.

At the elimination ceremony…

“Welcome, Nifty Nostalgia!” Chris welcomed the team.

“Great to be here,” Giraffe said sarcastically.

“We’ll be a trio before you know it,” Connor observed.

“Sadness…pink?” Blue said to herself.

“Okay, we’re voting now,” Chris stopped the conversation. “Ut-cay he-tay onversation-cay.”

“Meaning…?” Giraffe asked.

“Quiet! Vote!” Chris commanded.

The teens voted.

“Now, I’ve got the three cotton candies here. The first goes to Connor.” Chris threw a cotton candy. “Then Blue,” Chris continued.

“But finally, Ruby,” Chris finished.

“And not me?” Giraffe asked. “Why not her? She is a dictator!”

“How would we know?” Connor asked.

“Hello? Total Drama Kingdom! Am I the only one to have watched it?” Giraffe asked.

“I think I saw maybe one or two episodes. No one really watched it,” Connor remarked.

“Time to leave, Captain Longneck,” Chris instructed.

“Fine. But mark my words! Watch out for sewing fanatics!” Giraffe had been handcuffed already. An intern was about to throw him. “Please, don’t throw me.” He pointed to his neck. He walked into the car and left.

“He’s not Noah, he should get over himself…” Ruby and her team left.

“Buh-bye!” Chris smiled.

“Well, hopefully you tuned in to get more of this. But if you didn’t…Stay tuned to see someone else get voted out on Total…Drama…Flash! Back!” Chris signed off.

Episode 9: Endurance...of Your Fears
Chris stood next to a dolphin tank next to a machine labeled “Earthquake Simulator”. “Previously…” Chris took a long pause. “On!” Chris shouted. “Total Drama Flashback… I trapped myself in a tiger cage by accident.” Chris’s face was red. “Heh..heh… I still have skills. Anyway, Team Courtney and Team Heather released me, only to find out that we were back to three teams. Surprise twist! Giraffe apparently didn’t read his contract, because his outburst caused his team to have to vote someone out that night! Guess who it was? Well, it was Giraffe. What will happen tonight? Stay tuned.” The Total…Drama…Flashback jingle went off.

“We made a good decision.” Ruby high-fived Connor. The Nifty Nostalgia was coming back from voting out Giraffe.

“I feel strange, on a team with two quirky girls…N-Not that I’m sexist or anything!” Connor said in the confessional.

“Tonight, we make our move,” Ruby told her team.

“Meaning…?” Blue asked.

“We need to send someone to spy on the challenge area. No doubt they’re setting up for tomorrow now. We can get an advantage!” Ruby told her remaining teammates.

“That could mean trouble if we didn’t read our contracts,” Connor remarked.

“You could be right…or wrong. I’m going, regardless of what you say,” Ruby declared. She ran off.

“Her choice, I guess,” Blue said.

“We could dominate now,” Savanna told her team. They were in their trailer. “We’re tied with the Vital Visions, and the Nifty Nostalgia is down by two.”

“Well, we need the direction of our team captain as to what we should to do,” Cara remarked.

“I say we sleep now and think later,” Elliot said. He was in his bed. “I want rest.” He put a pillow over his head.

“Okay.” Cara shot a glare at Savanna. She had voted for Elliot as the deciding vote.

“I agree with captain dude, and all that jazz over there,” Terrence yawned.

“Come on, Elliot. Propel yourself.” Petal bent down.

“No,” Elliot grunted.

“Well, let’s sleep.” Savanna got in her bed.

“I have the strangest team.” Terrence was in the confessional. “Elliot’s a depressed jock, Cara’s a gymnast who flirts with everyone, I can only play video games, Petal’s too nice, and Savanna’s only good at math. The odds aren’t too good.”

“We have got to win the next challenge. To, y’know, get a bigger lead.” Glory and her team were all in bed.

“Agreed,” Gladys agreed.

“I think one of us should go missing,” Lucks said.

“What’s that supposed to mean?!” Marien asked.

“Je suis fatigue.” Gabriel’s captions read, “I’m tired.”

“Whatev…” Marien responded. “But what does the missing thing mean?”

“I don’t know, I’m tired. I act like this at four in the morning when I’m playing Call of War: World at Duty,” Lucks explained.

“Is that good or bad?” Marien asked in the confessional.

“Go to sleep, peeps.” Glory seemed mad.

“WELCOME TO TODAY’S CHALLENGE!!!!!” Chris yelled via megaphone.

“Are we there yet?” Connor asked.

“I couldn’t find any sort of challenge evidence…” Ruby grumbled.

“Connor! You are the first contestant on Phobia Factor, Take Two!” Chris announced. “You must come to that big purple-leaf tree to hear some very loud noises. Unless you want to cost your team a point.”

“Go, Connor! We have three members! We need all the points we can get!” Ruby told him. Connor left.

“I think she really is a dictator…” Connor whispered to himself.

“Glory and Gladys, you will compete together on Phobia Factor, Take Two! Glory, we will lock you in a room without Gladys in it until the challenge is over. To escape, press the red button. Now step outside.” Chris was directing everyone to conquer their fears!

“Bye, girl!” Gladys told Glory.

“Ruby, can you prove your innocence on Phobia Factor, Take Two? Come to the challenge area. We have a courtroom all set up,” Chris directed Ruby.

“No, I can’t,” Ruby said to herself.

“What happened to us needing all the points we can get? Go, Ruby!” Blue inspired her to go.

“Blue, we invite you to a completely pink-free house where you will receive an anti-pink makeover on Phobia Factor, Take Two!” Chris instructed Blue. “Come to the challenge area.”

“Fine…” Blue left.

“Terrence, you conquered your fear already by just being here on Phobia Factor, Take Two. The Melancholy Memories have one point,” Chris explained. “On the other hand, Terrence will come to Blue’s special house to experience all the gizmos and gadgets you can think of without power.”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Lucks shouted. He stepped outside. “I REFUSE!” He yelled.

“Okay,” Chris said. “The Vital Visions will be missing out on one point. Marien, step outside and we will drive you to prison,” Chris explained.

“I’d rather not,” Marien explained. She walked out and flipped off the truck driver. The truck drove away.

“Um…wow. Powerful actions here on Phobia Factor, Take Two. Next, we invite Elliot to our Earthquake Simulator. Jog to the purple-leaf tree to find it,” Chris explained.

“Um…okay…?!” Elliot left his trailer.

“Brave boy,” Petal complimented.

“Petal, why don’t you participate in Phobia Factor, Take Two? We have an apocalypse ready for you. Step outside,” Chris instructed Petal.

“Apocalypse? Thanks, but no thanks,” Petal said.

“Petal’s not showing up, so…Gabriel! On Phobia Factor, Take Two, we’re instructing you to ride dolphins. Go to the purple tree,” Chris instructed.

“D’accord,” Gabriel said. The caption read, “Okay.”

“Let’s call up Savanna for Phobia Factor, Take Two. We have a test for you to take. An unpaid intern will slide it under your door. Take it and slide it back out,” Chris said.

“This isn’t a fear, this is a talent!” Savanna said to herself.

“Hey, Cara? Last but not least on Phobia Factor, Take Two, I need you to step outside. Oh, and take off your shoes and close your eyes,” Chris told her.

“I don’t see what this has to do with my fear of blood…” Cara opened her eyes. She stepped outside. “What’s this liquid I’m standing in? …Oh, no…” Cara opened her eyes. She was standing in red liquid. “Blood…” Cara whispered. She screamed.

“Relax, it was just red water. You know, food coloring…” Chris told her.

“You scared me silly!” Cara pouted and walked inside.

“Okay, the challenge is over. Everyone come to the challenge area,” Chris told the contestants and hour after Cara’s instructions.

Everyone arrived at the challenge area.

“It’s time to rank your teams,” Chris told the contestants, in person this time. “Nifty Nostalgia… Connor! You handled the loud noise well. One point. Blue! You didn’t leave the house or put on any pink. Two points. Ruby! You endured the lawsuit. Three points. The Nifty Nostalgia is on the board with three points!”

“Yay!” Blue cheered.

“Melancholy Memories… Savanna. Here’s your test back.” It had an F on it.

“Not like this goes towards my grade,” Savanna handed it back.

“Okay, one point,” Chris declared. “Elliot, you were very nonchalant in the earthquake simulator. Two points. Terrence, three points. Cara, you failed. Three points. Petal, you also failed. Three points. The Nostalgia and Memories are tied at three points each.”

“Sorry, guys…” Petal told her team.

“It’s okay,” Cara said.

“Visions! Marien. You flipped off an intern! No point for you. Gabriel. You loved those dolphins! One point.” Gabriel looked confused. “Gladys, you requested to see Glory, and Glory pressed the red button to get out. No points. Lucks ran out of the building, too. One point.” Chris suddenly got a call. “Hold on.” Chris opened the phone. “What? He wasn’t afraid of dolphins? It was the dauphin? As in, the prince? UGH!” Chris hung up. “Zero points. You’re eliminating someone tonight! Stupid French language…”

“Tu es mechante!” Gabriel shouted.

At the elimination ceremony…

“What are your opinions on tonight’s vote?” Chris asked the team as the entered.

“It’s a blank vote, Chris,” Glory explained.

“We vote for whoever we feel should go home,” Gladys followed up.

“Okay, I guess enough has been said already. Go vote!” Chris commanded. The team voted.

“Okay, the cotton candy goes to Lucks, Gladys, and Glory.” Chris threw the sweet treat, and the three team members caught it. “The final stick of cotton candy goes to…

“Marien.” Chris threw the final one.

“Ne quittez pas…” Gabriel took out some notecards. “Why… me?” He read.

“You were French. Tu as Francais. You would have caused confusion, as shown by today’s challenge. Dolphins…psh!” Lucks explained.

“D’accord, I agree, whatever,” Glory agreed.

“Mais, je suis sportif!” Gabriel plead his case.

“Time to go, Gabriel,” Chris told the French teenager.

“Bonne chance!” Gabriel said as he became handcuffed. He was tossed into the smartcar and high-tailed it out of Micronesia.

“Who will be voted out next?” Chris asked the camera. “Find out next time on T…D…F!” Chris paused. “I don’t know what that could stand for, if not flashback. Maybe flashbang?” Chris gasped. “War theme!” Chris takes out a notepad labeled “Season 3” and writes something down.

Episode 10: Burn Notification
Chris Mclean was sitting inside the camera surveillance area. “Previously on TDF…we found out what everyone was afraid of. Then we had them endure it in a pretty relaxing day. Eventually, the Vital Visions had the least amount of brave people, so we sent them to an elimination ceremony where the last straw was had for Gabriel.” The scene of Gabriel’s departure was shown. “Now, we’re nearing the inevitable. Which team will be prevalent at the merge? Which team will lose today? Win today? All these questions except the first one will be answered on this episode.”

The theme song played.

Petal was in her trailer with the rest of her team. “I gotta wonder who the Visions could have voted out.” Terrence shrugged.

“Probably that happy-go-lucky Gladys or her predecessor…” Elliot coined his opinion.

“I think it was Marien. She cannot still be here after all that’s happened to her. From what I’ve observed, everyone hates her…” Cara chimed in.

“I don’t know, probably Gabriel, you saw what happened to them with the dolphin concept,” Savanna reasoned.

“Yeah, they seemed a little miffed about that,” Terrence spoke.

“Hope everything goes over well with them!” Petal was optimistic.

The camera switched to the Vital Visions’ home.

“Some people just annoy me repeatedly,” Gladys stated, talking about Gabriel.

“I thought Gabe was a sweet kid, but he would be better off on Outlaster: France.” Glory was digging through her bag.

“What are you looking for?” Marien inquired.

“A map I obtained while taking a walk yesterday. It could lead to some treasure!” Glory was excited.

“Ooh! I want in!” Gladys grabbed her hand and took off out the door.

“Wait for me!” Marien ran after them.

“Okay, that’s fine. You can leave me alone…” Lucks mumbled.

The scene then moved to the Nifty Nostalgia’s trailer.

“We all need to get savvy here, people! Dress for success!” Ruby awakened her team and threw hand-sewn outfits to them.

“What in the name of…Ruby? I-I can’t see why I’m expected to wear skinny jeans labeled ‘WE WILL WIN’ to help us win,” Connor asked.

“This isn’t pink,” Blue protested. “I refuse to don this blasphemous outfit.”

“Pink-ism? That’s new…” Connor said in confessional.

“I am Pink-ist. I only wear things that are pink, encourage pink, and support breast cancer…mama…” Blue was somewhat crying in the confessional. “I don’t want to sound selfish, but I believe that I have to tell some lies and fib here and there. All of this money is going to help the cure of breast cancer…”

“Come on, people! Dress for success in Ruby’s…uh…” Ruby couldn’t think of another rhyme.

“Mess?” Connor laughed.

“I’ll mess you up, like I did that stupid Marshall last season!” Ruby was enraged. Connor whimpered.

“I want to keep Ruby around. I could take her to the finals, but that might be hard. If I pair with Ruby, I’d have a huge target on my back. Also, she’s really annoying! Temper, temper…” Connor explained his views in confessional.

“Good morning, Flashback-ers!” Chris shouted via megaphone. “I have a new mission for you guys!”

“A mission? I can’t even…what?” Cara was in confessional.

“I need you guys to get to the challenge area, quick. There’s a problem!” Chris explained.

“Oh, boy…” Lucks got out of his trailer.

“Ladies! Let’s get there first!” Glory departed. The scene then switched to her in the confessional. “I never did find that treasure…I’m a little mad. Could have been something to help us once we merge. And trust me, honey, I’m going to the merge.”

When the three teams arrived at the challenge area, Chris was nowhere to be seen.

“Where’s our hosty-host?” Marien asked.

“Connor want challenge!” Connor grunted with humor. A few laughed.

“Get your butt over here!” Terrence shouted to the sky.

“It is over here,” Chris whispered.

“Where? I don’t see you…” Petal was looking around.

“Look behind you.” When Chris said these words, there was a moment of awkwardness in the air. Everyone turned around.

“Oh my goshums! You scared me!” Blue chastised her host.

“Now that you see me, let’s get to today’s challenge,” Chris announced. “You will each be responsible for yourself. But you are not merged. Stay undetected. This is only round one of this task.”

“Lolwut?” Lucks asked.

“Ugh, follow me…” Chris led the teams to a maze. “Courtney and Heather will be trying to find you. If they find you, they will capture you and bring you back to the surveillance building. You will then be a hostage. After a while, if you are not yet a hostage, you will participate in round two.”

“Simple enough,” Marien commented.

“Right…now get in there! In five minutes, the femme fatales will be in that maze, hunting you guys down!” Chris shooed them into the structure.

Savanna and Elliot were walking with Cara.

“Guys, isn’t this a bad idea?” Savanna proposed. “If we’re all together, if we’re noticed, then that’s a triple play.”

“Triple kill!” Terrence yelled.

“TERRENCE!” Cara whispered, although raspy.

“What?” Terrence asked.

“You’re going to get us caught!” Elliot joined in.

“Well, sor-ry…” Terrence walked away.

The scene went to Glory and Gladys.

“Here’s how you don’t get caught, lil’ sister,” Glory spoke to Gladys.

“How?” Gladys asked.

“You just go in a little corner and stay there. But there’s two of us, so we need to split up.” Glory looked around for the aforementioned hiding spot.

“Shh!” Gladys covered Glory’s mouth with her hand.

“What?” Glory asked.

“I hear footsteps,” Gladys responded.

“You got that right!” Heather grabbed Glory, and Courtney grabbed Gladys.

The scene switched to the hostages. Along with the two Visions, Petal and Blue were also there.

“I got another one!” Courtney dragged Elliot in. Following her, Heather brought Savanna.

“Now our safety relies on a gymnast and a video game addict…” Elliot commented.

“Great. Just amazing,” Savanna was clearly upset.

“Just make the most of it!” Petal tried to cheer them up.

“How?” Ruby asked.

“Well…” Petal pondered.

The scene switched to the traveling couple of Terrence and Connor. “Won’t we get caught if we travel together?” Terrence asked. “We’re in a duo.”

“True, but we’re on differ-“ Connor stopped mid-sentence as they were interrupted.

“Hello! You guys have survived round one!” Chris Mclean announced.

“How do we get out?” Terrence yelled.

“Follow the yellow, lit-up path.” Lights came on the floor.

The remaining six players went out of the maze. Chris led them to another building.

“Your next challenge is to make it through some secret agent stuff, like lasers and defusing,” Chris announced.

“Explain better, please.” Terrence was giving Chris attitude.

“Just get in there with your convenient partner.” Chris opened the door.

“Fine,” Terrence responded. He walked in the room with Cara. The others followed.

“First, you get a bouncy ball, and a toothpick.” Chris pointed to a box containing these.

“I thought this was spying…” Lucks commented.

“It is. Your first task is to solve this fingerprint puzzle,” Chris explained. There was a touch pad on the wall.

“Okay…” Marien said, “I’ll do it.”

“Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention! Only one person can do each task!” Chris added.

“What?” Lucks yelled.

“Yeah, I said that.” Chris smiled.

“I’ll take care of this.” Terrence walked up to the touch pad. Ruby also did so.

After a few minutes, a secret door opened for the Nostalgia and the Memories.

“Get that lock undone!” Lucks yelled.

“I’m sorry!” Marien wailed.

“Next, you’ve gotta take out a security camera,” Chris dictated. The same teams did so. Their doors opened.

“Hurry up!” Lucks yelled.

“I can’t do it!” Marien complained.

“Why not?!” Lucks queried.

“Because I didn’t know the lock would be an eighteen-destination path code!” Marien responded.

“What the heck is that?” Lucks asked, infuriated.

“Ask the producers, I don’t know!” Marien retorted.

“You can stop fighting, because you’re out of this challenge,” Chris announced.

“Ugh…” Lucks shook his head.

“Memories! Nostalgia! Advance to the next room,” Chris announced.

“What is this?” Ruby asked.

“Retrieve that case at the other end of the room. Inside is your complimentary giant marshmallow.” Chris smirked as he said this.

“There are probably lasers here,” Cara deduced.

“Correct-o!” Chris laughed. The lasers became visible.

“I can maneuver my way through, I’m a gymnast,” Cara said to Terrence. She winked.

“O-okay…” Terrence blushed.

“I made heat-proof vests!” Ruby donned a blue jacket and started to walk her way through the lasers.

“NO!” Cara moved her thin figure through the array of lasers as fast as she could.

“Too late!” Ruby reached for the case.

“YOU’RE NOT GOING BACK TO IMMUNITY!” Cara shoved Ruby into the ground.

“Yeah, we are.” Connor grabbed the case.

“WHAT?” Cara shouted.

“The Nostalgia win safety tonight!” Chris announced.

“Wait…do two teams go to elimination?” Terrence asked.

“Yes. You’ll see.” Chris laughed afterwards.

“I still think that you’re full of idiocy,” Lucks stated to Marien.

“Lucks is just so mean! I need him out of here, stat!” Marien said in the confessional.

‘’’At the elimination ceremony…’’’

“Welcome to the elimination ceremony!” Chris welcomed two teams.

“Not glad to be here,” Lucks said. He stared at Marien.

“So, here’s how it’s going to work. The Visions vote someone out, and the Memories vote someone out. Then, the two people become nominees. Then you all vote. Got it?” Chris explained.

“I guess.” Elliot shrugged.

“Good. Now go vote,” Chris commanded.

“I think you’re an incompetent loser who’s here for popularity. Goodbye, good luck, and good riddance,” Lucks cast his vote.

“It wasn’t really anyone’s fault that we lost. I’m just voting for you because you’re past your prime on this show,” Terrence cast his vote.

“Savanna, Terrence. Lucks, Marien,” Chris mumbled.

“What does that mean?” Marien asked.

“Just let us re-vote!” Terrence said.

“Okay! The two nominees of the night are Marien and Savanna!” Chris announced.

“What!?” The two girls asked.

“Yeah. Now go vote again,” Chris commanded.

“I think you might crew up my merge, so I’m seizing this opportunity.” Someone cast their vote.

“Never liked you, never wanted you on my team, never wanted you. Bye.” Someone else casted their vote.

“Here’s the cotton candy, folks!” Chris brought out the immunity treat. “Lucks, Petal, Elliot, Cara, Terrence, Glory, and Gladys all get some.”

“Yeah, buddy!” Glory shouted.

And the last cotton candy goes to…

Savanna.” Chris tossed the treat.

“Who voted for me?!” Marien got up and looked at the voters in a fit of rage. Everyone but Terrence raised a hand. “We decided that you may screw up our merge plans,” Elliot said monotonously.

“What?” Marien was shocked. “None of you are coming to my parties. EVER.”

“Leave. Now.” Chris handcuffed her and shoved her in the limousine.

“Now that we’re one contestant further into this game, let’s see who else will bite the dust! The drama continues! Total Drama Flashback!” Chris Mclean signed off.

Episode 11: Flatiron Chef
Chris stood in a kitchen, cooking something. “Last-a time on Total Drama Flash-a Back-a…” Chris started the intro in a fake Italian accent.

“This isn’t, like, Cupcake Boss or anything, Chris!” Courtney barged in and cleared her throat. “Previously on Total Drama Flashback, our three teams were once again fighting each other – this time, spy movie style! These men—and women—in black had to avoid captivity and sneak into a high-security room to claim immunity. Cara’s flexibility and gymnast skills couldn’t conquer Connor and Ruby’s teamwork, and the Nostalgia won the challenge. But, because only one team won immunity, both the Visions and the Memories went to elimination. The Visions nominated to get rid of Marien, the bane of immunity in that challenge, and Savanna, who was ‘past her prime’ in Terrence’s eyes. In a revote, all but Terrence kicked out the party girl.”

“Hey, that’s my recap!” Chris was annoyed.

“And you think we care?” Heather walked in. “Find out tonight on Total! Drama!” Chris pushed Heather out of view.

“Flashback!” Chris, Courtney, and Heather kicked off the show.

“Did we just become a three-man team?” Lucks asked his teammates.

“I think so…” Glory said sarcastically.

“I still believe that Marien should have left before Cedric,” Lucks said.

“Either way, they were both dead weight,” Gladys chimed in.

“Mikayla would have gone farther, but it’s brains over…well, hair,” Lucks said in confessional. “Cedric would have gone farther had he not put so much pressure on himself to live up to his idol, and Gabriel was Gabriel. Had we not had that misinterpretation, I’d be sitting next to him at the final. Because that’s where I’m going!” Lucks was confident.

“I know that Gladys and I are going to the final, because I’ll save her head, and vice versa. We’re like a package,” Glory said in the confessional.

“I’m generally more likeable than Glory. Though she is the older sista, I’ve always been more social. Those peeps better support me at that final elimination!” Gladys spoke her feelings.

“The Vital Visions are under the radar right now. I just need to win, splurge all of the money at the ElectroStore, and live life. Three-way? Final three Visions?” Lucks continued his confessional.

“My lil’ sis is smart, cunning, and social. But she’s like Gloria O. Andrea’s second coming: Gladys O. Andrea. And frankly, you can’t have Gloria without Glory, which is me,” Glory continued.

“Describe Glory? Well, everything needs a rough draft before the final product,” Glory continued.

The scene switched to the three Nostalgia.

“So we took out Alejandro, Roy’s gone, and there are no abnormally long necks around here.” Ruby calculated the team’s odds.

“Or mini-insanity drones,” Connor referred to Annica. “She’d be a good story character…” Connor drifted into thought.

“And now we can be the final three!” Blue exclaimed. She then switched to confessional. “If I can get to the merge, I can for sure win safety every day, and win people over with a sob story if I must. Of course, I could leave with my dignity if I really needed to. I miss my little puppy…”

“Whoa, there,” Ruby said.

“We can’t assume anything yet!” Connor snapped out of his daydream.

“True, but….agh…” Blue was speechless.

“I guess we could just stick together until the end, but that’s been done. Then we’d have to pick each other off, I suppose…” Ruby tried to cheer her up.

“Let’s form an alliance soon. Now, good night.” Connor went to sleep.

The scene went to the Memories.

“I feel a little distant from my team. They threw me under the bus! Why me?” Savanna vented in the confessional.

“So, Terrence. Care to explain your annoyance with me?” Savanna asked Terrence.

“No, I’m fine, thank you,” Terrence responded.

“Not funny, yellow shirt! Explain, now,” Savanna responded with rage.

“Well, I just think you’re too likeable. Nothing personal,” Terrence responded.

“I am?” Savanna asked.

“Well, no. No one cares about your sparkly six-inch heels and your pastel dress. If you’re that rich, why are you here? You’re past your prime. Right now, you’re sailing with us. What have you done to continue in this game?” Terrence left Savanna speechless.

“Terrence is a bully. Social outcast, yes, but also a bully. He just told me I was worthless to him. What kind of-“ Savanna’s confessional was cut off. Chris then appeared on screen.

“In order to keep this show on the air, we need to censor this clip to have it family-friendly. Thank you for understanding.” The screen then cut back to a challenge.

“Get yourselves in here! I’m on a schedule!” Chris yelled to the contestants outside a small building.

“This looks like my pink house from the fear challenge…” Blue commented.

“It is,” Chris assured.

“Why is it here now?” Elliot asked.

“So you can cook! Welcome to your next challenge!” Chris announced.

“From the very first season, right?” Lucks asked.

“Very good!” Chris rolled his eyes. “You will be preparing a three course meal for Courtney and Heather to taste test blind.”

“So that they don’t rig it, right?” Lucks assumed.

“Do you want to end up like Giraffe?” Chris asked. There was a moment of silence. “Glad I shut you up. Now, before you can cook, three members of your team will be sent to the shores of this island to get in a raft. You will need to take the raft out to your respective buoy to get bags of possible ingredients. You then will come back here and prepare your meal. First team to finish their meal gets to eat it afterwards.”

A collective “Yesss!” from everyone came out.

“We’ve been living off of bananas and coconuts for the past—well, I don’t even know how long!” Cara cheered in confessional.

“After Courtney and Heather eat, they will decide which of each course they like the best. You can have a salad, an appetizer, an entrée, a two-part entrée, a dessert, anything. As long as you have at least one entrée and two other courses, you qualify. The winning team will also choose the team that goes to elimination, effectively deciding tomorrow’s merge standings. You will also get all unclaimed meals.” Chris finished describing the game’s standpoint.

Another “Yesss!” came out.

“Okay! The Visions and the Nostalgia are three-person teams, so they all head out. Meanwhile, Cara and Petal will sit here wile Terrence, Savanna, and Elliot get ingredients.” Chris announced.

“And how do you get to decide our fates?” Cara asked.

“Because I can!” Chris smirked. “Now, go!”

The Nostalgia arrived on the scene first.

“Get in the boat! We’re going for…uh…” Ruby was already paddling the raft.

“Spices and seasoning!” Connor pointed to a buoy labeled as such.

“Got it!” Ruby turned the boat in that direction. They grabbed one of three bags.

“There’s a note in here!” Blue took out the note. “You have seized the spices and seasoning. You may now choose two more items, as you’ve grabbed the cursed bag.”

“Great…” Ruby groaned. “Just head for the meats, I guess. Then the vegetables.”

“I’m personally vegan, but I had no problem going for the meats. Of course, I won’t be eating any, so I hope we win and get the other team’s meal.” Connor spoke his mind in confessional.

“I see the rafts!” Savanna made a leap of faith onto the raft.

“Is that a long jump record?” Terrence asked.

“This isn’t the Olympics. Now I guess we head for…” Elliot mumbled mid-sentence.

“The sugary items!” Savanna announced. “Dessert is a winner where I come from. I can make a mean chocolate cheesecake!”

“I gotta wonder where she comes from,” Terrence said in the confessional. The Visions were then shown.

“Where are those rafts?” Glory complained.

“To our right!” Gladys was already running towards the green-colored raft.

“That’s like, a sherbet green. I’m not sure I want to get in there,” Glory yelled.

“Look at my shirt! Now come on!” Gladys yelled. Lucks was with her.

“I guess Gladys likes yogurt colors.” Glory was in confessional.

“Do we have a GPS or anything?” Lucks shouted while they were paddling.

“Don’t need one!” Glory responded.

“Well, why not?” Lucks retaliated.

“Because I’m the designated captain of this team!” Glory shouted.

“Well, aren’t you superior…” Lucks mumbled. The camera moved to the Memories.

“After we get the desserts, we should go for the vegetables and then the meats,” Elliot recommended. “Then seasoning, if we have time.”

“Salad, steak, chocolate cake!” Savanna rhymed. “It rhymes!”

“Woohoo…” Terrence said with sarcasm.

“Will you just shut up?” Savanna was in confessional.

“No.” Terrence was also in confessional. “I’m only here to get this new game console. So why not poke fun with it?”

“Get everything!” Glory shouted to her team.

“That’s going to take too long!” Lucks responded.

“We need the best meal. OR ELSE.” Glory looked menacing. Lucks whimpered.

The Nostalgia were back at the kitchen with their bags.

“Let’s start by importing fine china.” Ruby recommended. “And by importing, I mean asking Blue where the plates are.” Blue went and got the china plates.

“I think we should have our entrée be a BLT. We have the meats and veggies.” Connor unpacked some food.

“No bread,” Ruby reasoned.

“Oh, you haven’t seen my BLT. It’s monstrous.” Connor went off in his own section.

“Okay…um, let’s use the rest of these vegetables to make a salad.” Ruby unpacked the rest of the greens.

“Spice it and season it, I guess!” Blue got out the spice jars. There was another roll of paper in the paprika. “You’re using paprika, I see. Well, here’s a second chance. Go back to the beach, get your raft, and get another bag. Only you, though.”

“What are you talking about?” Ruby asked.

“A second note…” Blue handed her the note and went back to the beach. She returned shortly after the Memories with a bag of breads.

“Panini, anyone?” Ruby laughed.

“Petal, and Terrence, prepare the steak and, toss the salad. Savanna and Cara, I’m leaving it to you to make the cheesecake. I’ll help,” Elliot dictated.

“Got it,” The Melancholy Memories responded together.

“So, Cara, how’d you get into gymnastics?” Elliot asked while making the cake.

“Oh,” Cara twirled her hair, “I just had a passion for flips and stuff after I saw my sister’s routines.”

“That’s cool, I guess.” Elliot went back to the cake.

“Say what you want, I’m in love.” Elliot was in the confessional. He was speaking in a glum tone.

The Visions burst in. “Get ready for the meal of your lives!” Glory yelled.

“We already made it!” Connor said. Chris walked in.

“I guess you can keep your meal…” Chris announced to the Nostalgia. They cheered. “But that doesn’t mean you’re safe.”

“We know!” Ruby cheered.

“You’ll have to wait until after judging to eat, though,” Chris told them. Their hearts sank.

“We’re almost done with our meal,” Petal announced. “Does that earn us anything?” Chris just turned his back and walked away.

Three hours later, the judging was taking place.

“Welcome, teams!” Chris smiled as the three meals arrived.

“First test!” Chris announced. “The first course!” The Visions handed over a grilled chicken salad. The Nostalgia handed over a Romanian-style salad. The Memories handed over their house salad.

“Mmm!” Courtney expressed liking for the cuisine while Heather was silent.

“How was it?” Chris asked.

“I vote for the chicken.” Courtney nodded to Heather.

“I vote for the Romanian,” Heather announced.

“The Nostalgia and Visions are on the board! Send in the second course.” Chris motioned for the teams to give the food to the judges. The Nostalgia gave them their BLT…thing. The Memories dished out the steak. The Visions had their spiced fried chicken.

“I vote for the steak! Mmmm!” Heather went first.

“I’m a spicier person. The fried chicken was clearly superior.” Courtney took another bite.

“The Vital Visions are in the lead with two. Everybody else has one. Now for the third course,” Chris announced. The Visions gave them mini cupcakes. The Memories handed over their cheesecake. The Nostalgia gave out the Panini.

“Interesting…I did indeed enjoy the mini cupcakes.” Courtney took some more.

“As did I!” Heather snacked on the dessert.

“The Visions win the challenge!” Chris announced. The trio jumped around. “Not only do you get the Memories’ meal, you also get to pick who to send to elims.”

“Considering the merge coming up, I think the Memories need to go back there.” Lucks smirked.

“The Memories it is!” Chris announced. “Now get your food and head back to your homes.”

At the elimination ceremony…

“Isn’t it good to be back? After so long?” Chris asked.

“No.” Terrence was irritated.

“Well, I can see how you feel about yourselves tonight,” Chris laughed. “Now go vote.”

“Wait, Chris!” Savanna got up.

“What?” Chris asked.

“May I quit?” She asked.

“No. Now get to the vote.” Chris stepped away from the voting device.

“Terrence, if I’m making your life worse, this should make it better.” Savanna voted for herself.

“Just to annoy you, I think I should keep you around longer.” Terrence voted for himself.

“I could care less about this vote, but our merge standings are controversial at this point, and we’re such a tight five alliance that we don’t need to vote someone off. But we will.” Elliot cast his vote.

“Who will get cotton candy? Who won’t? Let’s find out!” Chris took out the delicious treat.

“First up, Petal. Then Cara. Then Elliot.” Chris threw three sticks. “Last but not least…”

“Savanna.” Chris threw the fourth and final stick.

“Wait, what?” Savanna asked.

“As I wasn’t sure of your motives behind quitting, in order to further annoy you, I decided to remove myself from this game. You’re welcome.” Terrence walked down to the vehicle which would take him away.

“Wait.” Chris demanded.

“What?” Terrence asked.

“Take this set of keys,” Chris told him. He tossed a key ring with a few keys on it. “You’re the first member of our jury. You’re not going home, you’re going to a hotel.”

“Sweet!” Terrence dove into the smartcar. He opened up the sunroof and yelled, “Guys! There’s my video games in here!”

“Well, Terrence basically just commited suicide through that tactic,” Chris voiced his opinion. “But was it correct? I don’t know, but tune in next time to Total Drama Flashback!”

Episode 12: Mergers vs. Aliens
“Last time on Total Drama Flashback…” Chris started the episode. “The three teams competed in the final team-oriented challenge, a cook-off! The Visions proved that slow and steady wins the race, and after I informed them of the merge, they took the Nostalgia with them to Immunityville, but not Reward City.”

“Your puns are lame,” the cameraman commented.

“…You’re fired!” Chris grew angry.

“And you’re out of interns,” the cameraman retorted.

Chris’s eyes grew wide. “I am…?”

“Yeah. See you in Toronto, cheapo!” the cameraman dropped the camera and ran away. “YEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAA!”

“…” Chris was silent. He took out his cell and dialed a number. “Bring in the second set of unpaid interns, I fired the first set.”

The scene moved to the new Nostalgia team, having “voted out” Terrence.

“Did we just vote out Terrence?” Petal asked.

“I tried to quit to get away from him, but he took it wrong, I guess. He thought I hated the game, so he voted himself off,” Savanna explained.

“He voted for himself. Now our odds are 1/21st better.” Elliot sounded monotonous as usual.

“Elliot, why are you always so sad?” Cara asked. Petal nodded.

“Well, you see…” Elliot started. He then took a deep breath. “My mother divorced three men and dragged me along with her for all three. She’s separated from a fourth man, and now I just don’t know whom I can trust anymore. My relationships with step-brothers and sisters are the only things I’ve got, and those weren’t the best.”

“Oh my god. I don’t know-“ Cara stopped.

“Hey, it’s fine. I ran away to a boarding school, where I got an athletic scholarship. I didn’t get in with the best group of friends, but I’m over that now. I just choose not to show any emotion anymore, so I’m not let down by anyone.”

“It’s good to know where you’re coming from.” Petal hugged Elliot.

Cara was in the confessional. “Elliot just confessed his life story to me. And you know what? I think he’s in to me. Although, this could be a nice time to break hearts. …But, no.”

“I love Cara.” Elliot’s confessional was short-lived.

The scene went to the Visions.

“Wonder who’s out?” Glory asked.

“Probably Elliot. Seems as if there’s an all-girls alliance over there,” Gladys deducted.

“It’s true, I mean…where did all the boys go from that team?” Lucks asked.

“Where did all the boys go from this team?” Glory asked.

“Home,” Lucks started, “and I voted for them all.”

“I feel as if you’re trying to get it in with the female species,” Gladys commented.

“We’re a species? We’re humans! Derogatory…” Glory seemed mad.

“It’s a figure of speech. I mean, do you have a social life?” Lucks was derogatory himself.

“Maybe we need to erase the males from this team, too!” Glory said in confessional.

The scene went to the Nostalgia.

“Merge tomorrow, guys!” Ruby cheered.

“Yes!” Connor cheered. “More potential story personalities!” The other two looked at him like he was nuts.

“From where I see it, unless a girl went home last night, there are probably three boys left in this game. Perhaps we could… I like that idea.” Blue conspired in the confessional.

“Only way for there to be four or five guys left is for someone like Giraffe to return. And I don’t want that happening,” Ruby commented, out of confessional.

“I don’t want any returnees! They had their shots!” Blue shouted.

“Whoa, there. Whoa, there.” Ruby held the palms of her hands facing Blue. “The only reason I’m here is because of returning, last season. Same with Terrence.” Ruby’s eyes went wide. “TERRENCE!”

“What about him?” Connor asked.

“He probably went home last night! Yes!” Ruby began to dance.

“WAKE UP! IT’S TIME TO MERGE!” Chris walked to the individual cabins and shouted the words through the door.

“Ack! I think I busted an eardrum!” Cara said in confessional.

“Welcome to your new merged team!” Chris welcomed the teams to their challenge. “Now, you must decide on a name.”

“How about ‘Team Losers’?” Elliot suggested.

“’Team Ruby’!” Ruby cheered.

“’Team Jackson!’” A voice yelled.

“Team WHAT?” Gladys shouted.

“That’s right, you guys!” Chris announced. “Jackson’s medical insurance paid for a lawsuit against our show.”

“He knew he had epilepsy!” Petal commented.

“Yes, but I think we may have caused it with our challenge. So, Jackson’s in the game again.” Chris smiled as the new mergers groaned.

“I christen this team the ‘Fearless Flashbacks’!” Jackson walked in.

“Hey, I like that!” And with that, Chris welcomed the Fearless Flashbacks to their first individual challenge. “Step on to the bright orange mat, please.”

“I feel new again!” Blue shouted.

“This is really…wow.” Jackson commented. “I’m in the game again.”

“And you’ll be out soon. You’re temporary.” Ruby was filing her nails.

“You’ll stay in your original trailers as if you were still on teams, okay?” Chris asked.

“Okay.” The eleven-membered merge team nodded.

“Today’s challenge is the alien movie encore!” Chris announced.

“Woo. Hoo.” Lucks said sarcastically.

“I love alien movies!” Jackson was excited.

“What don’t you love?” Ruby asked.

“You.” Jackson stuck out his tongue. A bee flew on it, stung it, and flew away. “I am unfazed.”

“…Great. So, Jackson has automatic immunity tonight, and he’ll try and stop you as you collect alien eggs, which are really just Micronesian ostrich eggs. First person to bring me back their egg wins immunity along with Jackson and cannot be voted off tonight,” Chris finished. “Now follow me to the alien set!”

“Where could those eggs be?” Elliot was looking around.

“Around this corner, maybe.” Cara was walking with him.

“Or this one,” Petal commented. She was walking with them too, along with Savanna, simulating a Melancholy Memories chat group.

“Maybe we should form an alliance to get to the final four,” Petal suggested.

“If we include Jackson, we could make it five. That could overrule everything. We’d have half the votes,” Savanna suggested.

“So…maybe we should discuss who to vote out tonight?” Cara asked.

“Did you just hear stomping?” Elliot asked. Jackson appeared in an alien costume, and he chased the four off into the distance.

Lucks was walking alone.

“These female supremacists, walking around together like they’re queens of the world…four to six! They can pick us off, one by one.” Lucks was so busy rambling off sexism that he fell into a hole. “Are these the eggs?” Lucks inhaled. “That’s rank, dude! I think so!”

“Did someone just find the eggs?” Connor was walking with Blue.

“I don’t know, let’s follow the sound!” Blue grabbed Connor and ran. “Come on!”

Ruby walked with Glory and Gladys.

“So, girls. How was your journey getting here?” Ruby asked.

“It was nice, yeah…” Gladys was quiet.

“I loved it! The twists, the turns-“ Glory was interrupted.

“I don’t want a movie script.” Ruby rolled her eyes. She was then in confessional. “So I try to form a final three cross-former-team alliance, and guess what? My irritability gets in the way. I need my calmness sweater…” Ruby whimpered.

“Hey! The eggs!” Glory pointed.

“Great! Let’s grab some!” Ruby was excited.

“Not before I do!” Jackson appeared out of nowhere.

“You don’t scare me.” Ruby stood firm while Glory and Gladys ran off.

“But…RAHHHH!” Jackson yelled.

“You’re getting saliva on me.” Ruby pushed Jackson out of the way and grabbed an egg.

The scene switched to Connor, Blue, Ruby, and Lucks racing to get out of the movie set. Jackson chased them.

“Oh, no you don’t!” Jackson tackled Lucks.

“Nooooooooo!” Lucks crawled to get his egg back. Jackson got up off of him and cracked open Connor’s egg.

“Aw, man…” Connor looked disappointed. He them smiled and grabbed Ruby’s.

“What?! Connor! Get back here! How could you?” Ruby charged after him. Lucks was back in it, too. He passed the broken-hearted Blue, whose egg had been stolen by Jackson.

“I only wanted to paint it pink!” Blue complained in the confessional.

“I got an egg!” Savanna yelled as she was within earshot of the competitors.

“And so do I! It’s Connor’s!” Chris announced. He picked up a megaphone and turned it to maximum volume. “GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE, WE HAVE A WINNER. YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR JACKSON OR CONNOR TONIGHT.”

“Connor! Yes!” Savanna cheered. “I was going to align with him!”

“We all were, he’s so nice!” Cara agreed.

“Me, too,” Elliot chimed in.

“I think we all were,” Petal laughed.

“I think we got our fifth!” Cara smiled.

“We should tell him to vote Lucks. I heard him rambling on some sexism earlier,” Savanna suggested.

“Good idea,” Elliot said.

“I can’t tell when Elliot’s serious or not. But let’s hope Operation: No Sexism plays out well,” Cara said in the confessional.

At the elimination ceremony…

“Welcome to the first individual immunity-oriented elimination ceremony!” Chris announced as the mergers entered.

“And me!” Jackson smiled to the group.

“Yes, and we welcome Jackson to his first elimination ceremony where he won’t go home.” Chris made a notion towards the fearless teen.

“A simply stated, ‘Welcome, Fearless Flashbacks!’ may have sufficed. But that was okay, too,” Savanna commented.

“Are you getting sassy with me?” Chris asked.

“No,” Savanna retorted.

“Aren’t you just the most ambivalent girl ever!?” Lucks gave Savanna a mean-hearted look.

“I do regret my sexism earlier, if you’re watching this. I’m just afraid of an all-girls conspiracy.” Lucks was in confessional.

“Well, this may be the biggest vote we have, because it’ll define the lines of the merge.” Chris was trying to be logical.

“Nuh-uh. Things can go awry here, you never know.” Cara wagged her finger.

“True, true,” some others agreed.

“Well, whatever. Get to it. Like I said, you cannot vote for Connor or Jackson,” Chris restated.

“Alliance rules,” Savanna voted for Lucks.

“Ambivalence drools,” Lucks voted for Savanna.

“The results are in!” Chris printed out the sheet of votes. “The first stick of merged cotton candy goes to…Cara. And now Glory, Connor, Elliot, Ruby, Blue, Petal, and Gladys.”

“And me!” Jackson raised his hand.

“And Jackson.” Chris had one stick left.

“Here you go, Lucks.” Chris tossed the last treat.

“What?” Savanna asked.

“The fact that you wanted to get rid of Lucks meant you assumed that you were the automatic leader of our alliance. So, now you don’t have an alliance,” Cara explained.

“Did you even tell Connor?” Savanna asked.

“I voted for Lucks…” Connor commented.

“So did I!” Savanna moped.

“Don’t worry, we all have our blind side that we can’t see at times. This just happened to hit yours. You’ll have better opportunities,” Chris cheered Savanna up.

“Really?” Savanna smiled.

“Nope,” Chris laughed. “Here are your jury keys. You’re the second member of our jury.” Chris waved the blonde goodbye.

“She was becoming a monster,” Gladys whispered to Glory.

“So, now you’re at ten people. Let’s see what happens next!” Chris then told the Flashbacks to leave.

“Let’s go, guys!” Jackson led the people.

“And so, we are merged. And you are more sucked in to the drama that is Total! Drama! Flashback!” Chris signed off.

Episode 13: Blue's Anatomy
Chris wore a surgery mask. “Last time on Total Drama, we merged. Alliances were made, alliances were broken, suspicions were made, and Jackson sued us. He came back. Yeah. Guess he should have taken epilepsy meds with him, but we got great ratings, so he’s Ratings Gem 2.0, following Courtney. Will I fire any interns today? We’ll see. It’s Total Drama Flashback!”

The former Melancholy Memories traveled back to their trailer, with Jackson.

“I survived my first night back in the game! Not that I was afraid, but still! I did it!” Jackson was in the confessional.

“Why exactly did we vote Savanna, again?” Elliot asked.

“Because she tried to be strategic. That’s not allowed. We pick someone, and we go with them,” Cara explained.

“But is that not strategy?” Elliot inquired.

“You have a point, but still. I didn’t like how she assumed leadership of the alliance,” Cara offered her rebuttal.

“Does this mean you want to be leader? Because you wanted to vote her out?” Elliot had her backed into a corner.

“Oh, give me a break!” Cara said with a tint of rage to her voice.

“I love Cara, don’t get me wrong. But eventually we’ll have to go against each other, or get separated. So asking her out isn’t a great idea. I don’t know if I can trust anyone here,” Elliot explained in the confessional.

“Just…don’t get mad, okay? We can get Jackson in on the alliance to keep our numbers!” Cara then approached Jackson.

“Whatcha need?” Jackson seemed happy-go-lucky.

“Your allegiance. We have everyone’s here, but you. You in?” Cara asked.

“No, I’m not. I’m a free agent, and no one can stop it,” Jackson said with confidence.

“I respect that, I respect that,” Cara responded.

“I don’t respect that at all,” Cara appeared in the confessional. “He just turned down an alliance with the people he sleeps next to at night. He should pack his things, because tonight, we make the move to eliminate that guy.”

“Cara is becoming the new Courtney-Heather-Alejandro hybrid. Antagonist, if you will. But she voted out Savanna for doing the same!” Petal explained in the confessional.

“There are definitely lines of division among everyone sleeping in the yellow team’s trailer tonight. Except me, and you.” Elliot was now speaking directly with Cara.

“I suppose so, Elliot. But I can’t help but shake the feeling that this alliance is just for show.” Her tone of voice was weary.

“You look tired. Don’t go on any more tirades tonight,” Jackson commented.

“He is rude as heck!” Cara was in the confessional once again.

In the morning, the former Visions and Nostalgia resided at the challenge area, while the former Memories were running late.

“I had some time today to discuss with Glory about our final three scenario, and we need one more person.” Gladys was talking with Connor.

“And that’s me, isn’t it?” Connor asked.

“You read my mind!” Gladys laughed. She then appeared in the confessional. “Except he didn’t read my mind. He’s next, because he won yesterday. If he keeps winning, he goes to the finals. And he’s the most likeable person on the planet!”

Connor was seen writing in a journal. It read: ''Everyone wants me in an alliance. It’s great! If I get to know more people, I can be more social, write better, etc.''

Lucks approached Connor as he talked with Gladys. “Hey, all!”

“Are you happy?” Gladys asked.

“Yes, I am!” Lucks seemed cheerful.

“Why?” Connor asked.

“Because I survived last night in the bottom two. This means that y’all want to keep me around!” Lucks was getting arrogant.

“That’s not the case, honey. Savanna was strategizing with others. She seemed like she led an alliance, and they would have picked us off!” Gladys explained.

“I was in it, and I thought you were gone, man,” Connor commented. “But after that, who knows, I could go tonight!” Gladys then held back a smile.

The former Memories finally arrived.

“You’re late!” Lucks commented.

“What can I say? I got caught up!” Cara laughed.

“Caught up in a closet with Elliot,” Glory whispered to Blue. Blue laughed, and some other surrounding people within earshot laughed as well.

“How many seconds were you making out?” Ruby commented.

“Shut up, you guys! We were attacked! By lions!” Jackson lied.

“Lions don’t live in Micronesia, Roy told me that!” Blue smiled.

“Then it must have been…a lion-plus-tiger hybrid!” Jackson pondered.

“A liger?” Elliot said with no emotion whatsoever, a rare occurrence at that point.

“No, no…a Tion!” Jackson shouted. Everyone there did a facepalm.

“Actually, ligers do live in Micronesia!” Chris entered the challenge area. “Today, we’ll be going to the medical movie set!”

“For what?” Blue asked.

“I don’t know, what do you think?” Chris asked.

“A medical drama?” Petal asked.

“Yes!” Chris smiled. “Now come along!”

The ten arrived at the “hospital”.

“You challenge today is to put on nurse clothing, which you will steal, and successfully steal a hospitalized Heather or Courtney out. Once you do so, you will need to re-enter the set, place a fake dummy there, which I’ll give you, return into your normal clothing, and escape. The two people who do this win, one for Heather and one for Courtney. Our interns will act as other nurses to be the security guards. Any questions?” Chris finished.

“Yeah…what?” Jackson didn’t understand.

“Steal clothes. Steal villainess. Replace body. Escape. Don’t get caught.” Chris talked in a slow voice.

“No need to insult my intelligence, thank you very much!” Jackson gave Chris more attitude.

“Now if we all get it…go!” Chris signaled for the ten finalists to enter the set.

“Courtney, Courtney…wherefore thou art Courtney?” Ruby entered an empty room. An intern entered, but Ruby grabbed her and took the nurse clothes.

“Is that Heather?” Connor peeked into a room. “Room 10…okay, got it.” Connor searched for a nurse to steal the clothes off of.

“So, Elliot, where should we look first?” Cara seemed really attached to Elliot.

“I don’t know, Cara. I kind of want to do this on my own…” Elliot mumbled.

“O-okay…bye, I guess!” Cara skipped off.

“She seems really happy lately. In fact, everyone does!” Elliot mumbled again.

“This way!” Glory entered a room.

“No, this way!” Gladys entered another. Suddenly, an intern came up, grabbed them both, and started to drag them out.

“I was NOT going to let that go, honey!” Glory said in the confessional. The scene went back to the aforementioned opportunity – she shoved Gladys and the intern in a room.

“What are you do-“ Gladys started to protest, but Glory knocked her out, along with the intern. Glory exited the room with a nurse outfit on.

“Is that Courtney?” Ruby approached the former contestant. She grabbed the rollaway bed and proceeded to confiscate her.

“Ruby has a person!” Jackson whispered to himself. He entered a room, waited for Ruby to come by, and then tackled her into another room. He exited wearing nurse clothes, and proceeded to help the escape of Courtney. Behind him was Connor with Heather.

“I saw Connor and Jackson with people to help escape. Unacceptable! I need to win tonight so that I don’t leave tonight!” Lucks said in the confessional, which was a hospital bathroom.

“If I win tonight, I can win anything!” Petal was also in the confessional.

“I need immunity!” Blue was also in the confessional.

“I don’t feel safe at all!” Cara joined the aforementioned three in the procedure of confessional-ing.

“I have this in the bag!” Glory had her nurse outfit on in the confessional.

“That lying, cheating, big sister!” Gladys complained to herself after waking up. She got out of the room, but the same intern was waiting for her. She ran of the “hospital”.

“Chris! I have Courtney!” Jackson exited the set and alerted Chris of the situation.

“Mmmhmm, I see. Here’s the dummy.” Chris tossed Jackson a figurine of Courtney.

“Yes!” Jackson ran inside. Connor came out next.

“I have precious cargo!” Connor gave Heather to Chris.

“Thank you. Here’s the dummy,” Chris told Connor. He got a dummy.

“This ain’t over yet, honey!” Gladys tackled Glory and dragged her into a room. They traded clothes.

“Is that… oh, no.” Connor’s eyes were filled with fear, and he casually entered another room. Gladys entered the same room.

“You’re mine.” Gladys shoved Connor in a closet and took the Heather figurine.

“Tonight, I feast!” Jackson placed the Courtney dummy on the corresponding bed. An immunity pass fell out. “Yes!”

“You need to change clothes, just so you know!” Gladys peeked into the room and held up another pass.

“I still need to get my old clothes on! Dang!” Jackson searched the rooms for his normal clothes. In one of the rooms, Connor knocked him out and took the pass.

“Chris! I have an immunity pass!”

“Okay, I guess Glory wins today! Who else will win?” Chris asked to the camera. Gladys ran out of the set, panting.

“I was robbed! Of immunity! By my own blood!” Gladys was clearly frustrated.

“Clearly.” Glory fanned herself with the immunity pass.

Connor and Jackson wrestled for immunity.

“I deserve it more than you!” Jackson argued.

“I need it more!” Connor argued back.

“If you don’t get out now, neither of you get it!” A shadow stood behind them. The boys exited the room.

“Chris, they told us to leave!” Jackson said upon his and Connor’s exit.

“Okay.” Chris didn’t care.

“And?” Connor responded.

“Well, Connor has the immunity pass, so he wins,” Chris explained.

“What!?” Jackson yelled.

“I told you, you had to be secretive!” Chris made the remark with rage in his face.

“Fine!” Jackson stomped away.

Chris took out the megaphone from the previous challenge. “YOU ALL NOW LIVE IN MALE TRAILERS AND FEMALE TRAILERS. CONNOR AND GLORY WIN. THAT IS ALL.”

Blue was in the confessional. “I feel like I’m pretty safe tonight, but I can’t be sure. I need to keep my mom proud by playing a fierce game!”

“I think Blue could potentially win with a sob story, guys,” Petal started to talk to her alliance. “I mean, I’d vote for her to win.”

“She told me about her mom and how this is for cancer curing.” Cara started. Then Blue walked in.

“Hey, girls!” Blue was cheery, as per everyone else on this particular day.

“Hey, Blue!” Ruby greeted. “We were thinking we could make a girls alliance.” Ruby glared at Cara and Petal’s confused faces.

“Yeah! We thought we should rid ourselves of Lucks tonight. He should go, anyway,” Glory continued.

“Well, I was just checking in to say hi! I’m going to go run for a bit.” Blue exited.

“What an awkward day! Everyone is too happy! It makes no sense!” Cara noticed the oddity.

“Maybe we have good feng shui.” Glory was doing her nails.

“Maybe we should actually go with the girl’s alliance plan. It would be effective if the guys didn’t know what to do!” Petal coined her idea.

“I just don’t know anymore!” Cara was beginning to break down.

At the elimination ceremony…

“You’re merged now, guys! Let’s get deeper in!” Chris welcomed the final ten.

“That’s awkward wording if I’ve seen it,” Jackson commented.

“Well, you know what, Mr. Fearless? I. Don’t. Care. Now vote!” Chris instructed.

“I have nine sticks of a common carnival treat right here. Because someone won’t get one. And then you’ll leave without returning.” Chris smirked.

“This isn’t my first rodeo.” Ruby rolled her eyes.

Chris grunted at Ruby, then continued to throw the cotton candy to the group. “Glory, Connor, Gladys, Ruby, Elliot, and Petal.” Chris had two left. Jackson, Blue, and Lucks sat in fear.

“Jackson! And Lucks!” Chris tossed the last two.

“W-w-what? Why?” Blue was confused. “Pink?”

“You could have won us over with a sob story about your mom…sorry,” Glory explained.

“Don’t you guys care? My mom died of breast cancer. I wear this pink to advocate that people should be more aware. But it doesn’t look like y’all care.” Blue continued to exit, but not before getting her keys and becoming the third jury member.

“No, Blue! We do, it’s just…” Petal’s voice trailed off as Blue exited. She sighed.

“Well, it looks like we had more reasons for people on this show than just fame and fortune. Heartbreaking, I know. But perhaps next episode will be bigger, better, and more! On Total Drama Flashback!” Chris signed off.

Elimination Chart
Key:

This person is/was on the Melancholy Memories team.

This person is/was on the Vital Visions team.

This person is/was on the Nifty Nostalgia team.

This person is/was on Team Courtney.

This person is/was on Team Heather.

This person is/was on the Fearless Flashbacks (merged team).

This person/team won that episode's challenge.

This team did not win a challenge, but did not go to an elimination ceremony.

This person was still in the game at the end of the episode.

This person was in the bottom two at the elimination ceremony but was safe.

This person was eliminated in that episode.

This person quit the game.

This person was ejected from the game due to medical reasons.

Jury Votes
Key:

This is a Jury Vote.

Annotations and Notes

 * C1This person was a captain before the Courtney-Heather phase.
 * C2This person was a captain after the game returned to three teams.
 * CxThis person was the captain of their team upon eliminaton.
 * 1 There was no elimination that night, because "Weirdo" had already been eliminated.
 * 2 Roy and Blue, being the bottom two from the previous night, were brought to Team Heather's elimination ceremony in a surprise twist where the aforementioned team would vote one of them off.
 * 3 Jackson received Immunity the first day he returned.
 * Roy is considered a higher placing than Alejandro because it was not a double elimination, but one being eliminated after the other in the same episode.