Falling Down

is a fan-fic by COKEMAN11. It is his first non-elimination fan-fic. Reviews, questions and whatnot go on the talk page.

Main Information

 * Main Characters: Gwen, Noah
 * Secondary Characters: Geoff, Courtney (temporary), Heather (later)
 * Genre: Romantic Comedy
 * Setting:
 * Chapter 1: After The Aftermath: II.
 * Chapter 2: During Bridgette's talk with Geoff.
 * Chapter 3: Day before Ocean's Eight - Or Nine.

Chapter 1
"Noah..." Gwen said, after The Aftermath: II.

"Yes... Gwen?" Noah responded.

"I actually feel bad because you were eliminated early. Although..." Gwen smirked. "You may have been a little dorky."

Geoff ran in after his talk with Bridgette. "Oh, wow, that was rough. Bridgette FIRED the guy who suggested I should be horrible."

"Thank you for interrupting us, Party Jerk." Noah argued.

"Well, excuse me for running from a nagging woman, party pooper." Geoff said back. "What are you talking about, anyway?"

"We had just started." Gwen said.

"Oh. Carry on." Geoff took a seat a few yards away.

"Like I was saying," Gwen continued, "You may have been a little dorky."

"Uh, a little?" Geoff interrupted. "I think you mean a lot there, death mask."

"Shut up, Heather Wannabe." Gwen shot at him.

"Uh, Heather Wannabe? Please.  Why would anyone wanna be like her?" Geoff responded.

"Oh," Noah said, "That's an easy one. Beth during first season."

"Good one, bookworm." Geoff agreed.

"Yeah, up until paintball day." Gwen corrected.

"Yeah." Geoff sighed. "Then kitchen day. I totally rocked...but, Beth got kicked off."

"Can we get back to our conversation?" Noah said.

"Sure. Let's go somewhere that party guy isn't." Gwen said.

"Good plan." Noah agreed. They went off somewhere.

Chapter 2
Bridgette walked in to a room. "Geoff?"

"Yeah?" Geoff shrugged.

"We need to talk." Bridgette stated.

"Okay," Geoff said, "About what?"

"You're turning into a jerk." Bridgette said.

"Network orders." Geoff skimpily explained.

"Have you realized something?" Bridgette asked.

"That our ratings rose this episode?" Geoff asked back.

"No!" Bridgette yelled. "Now sit down."

"Fine, fine." Geoff reluctantly agreed.

"Our viewers slowly decreased as the show went on." Bridgette confirmed.

"Probably because of your attitude." Geoff said.

"No! Because of yours!" Bridgette yelled. "I received at least seven e-mails during commercial breaks complaining about you."

"That's only seven, we have hundreds of viewers." Geoff declared.

"Yes," Bridgette agreed, "but what about webcam questions?"

"There was Gordon," Geoff answered, "and Kelsey-"

"That's not what I meant!" Bridgette yelled.

"Then what did you mean?" Geoff asked.

"There were a lot of requests to be on webcam to complain about your attitude." Bridgette complained.

"And...?" Geoff said, bored.

"I ONLY DIDN'T AIR THEM BECAUSE WE'RE A COUPLE!" Bridgette started yelling.

"Whoa, whoa, no need to-" Geoff was cut off again.

"YES, THERE IS A NEED TO YELL!" Bridgette continued. "SHOW ME THE IDIOT WHO REQUESTED THIS ATTITUDE OF YOURS!"

"'Kay." Geoff left.

"I think I'm losing my voice." Bridgette said while Geoff was gone.

Five minutes later, Geoff returned. "I'm back." Behind Geoff's back was Chris McLean.

"CHRIS?!?" Bridgette shouted.

"Yeah. Horrible rocks the ratings." Chris stated.

"YOU'RE FIRED FROM THE AFTERMATH CREW!" Bridgette yelled.

"Aww...this was fun...I got to ruin your show..." Chris sighed as he left.

"Wait," Geoff said. "You recommended the anvil and changed my attitude, and gave me your trainer and Justin's dermatologist just to ruin the ratings?"

"Yeah. You got better ratings than the show in the first aftermath alone." Chris admitted.

"Awesome!" Geoff yelled.

"Leave, Chris, now." Bridgette said, calmly.

"Okay..." Chris left.

"Okay, now that that's over with, you can go." Bridgette released Geoff.

"Thanks. But I'm still gonna be horrible off-screen.  It's really fun." Geoff said. "See ya."

Bridgette did nothing but growl.