User blog:Thebiggesttdifan/Total Drama: Boney Island...In 60 Seconds

After watching Survivor Samoa In 60 Seconds, I knew I had to make a classic fanfiction version of the In 60 Seconds. Also, this is not meant to offend Sprinklemist or anyone else.

So, here's an abridged (but very accurate) version of Total Drama: Boney Island. Why watch the entire thing when you can just skim through the highlights?

Kendall: *arrives* Blah blah blah this world stinks blah blah blah I hate you Chris blah blah blah.

Zane: *arrives* Hey gorgeous! I love you!

Kendall: O_o

Sabrina and Katrina: I hate you. Chris, can we switch teams?

Esme: I’ll switch teams with them cause I <3 Levi and wanna get close to him!

Chris: Sure.

Kendall: Blah blah blah no one ever notices me but I hate Fiona and also want to change teams blah.

Chris: Okay? No one else? Let’s start!

Esme: I <3 you Levi

Quintin: Kthxbye

Lisa: *kills Dirk*

Dirk: No! Girls are stupid and they can’t kill me!

Quintin: Kthxbye

Jerome: SWIMMING CAPS FTW!

Quintin: Kthxbye

Ivan: I wanna marry Total Drama Island cuz it’s awesome!

Blair: Blah blah blah blah blah

Kendall: Blah blah blah you talk too much

Ivan: NO! CELINE DION SHOULD DIE!

Waterlily: *dies in rain*

Missy: I love everybody here! You are all my friends!

Autumn: Especially me!

Missy: NO YOU AREN’T! DIE AUTUMN AND EVERYONE ELSE

Quintin: O_o

Waterlily: *revives* EEEEEEEE! FORESTS FTW!

Zane: I’m back, gorgeous! *flutters eyelids*

Stevie: You will not take my man!

Kendall: Blah blah blah you both are gay blah

Tommy: FTW LOL XD :D

Quintin: Kthxbye

Reginald: I never get any attention.

Quintin: Kthxbye

Fiona: FAIRY WINGS RULE AND SO DOES KENDALL

Kendall: Blah blah you’re so feminine and cute blah

Quintin: Kthxbye

Missy: Zane, we’re voting out Stevie.

Zane: Nu-uh! He’s hot!

Kendall: Blah blah blah now you’re cheating on me blah blah I don’t like you anymore blah

Stevie: *shows bad picture* Missy is hot, and you aren’t so I drew you in Missy’s clothes!

Quintin: Kthxbye

Sabrina: I hate you now so go back with Zane to Playa des Losers

Kendall: Blah blah blah thank you blah EEEEEEEEEEEEE blah

Quintin: I shall commit suicide because I won’t get any jury votes!

Chris: I like Sabrina better so she wins!

Quintin: Kthxbye