User:Jake Le

Total drama: My way
Total drama island:

Episode 1: 

Chris- Welcome to the first season of total drama. Shortly, 22 campers will land on this island, they will be split into two teams and they will not leave until they are voted off by their fellow teammates, or if they leave with the £100,000. The contestants will participate in challenges and make confessionals. Get ready for some crazy sh*t right here, right now on Total drama island!!!

Intro

Chris- Welcome back1 Let's meet our first contestant, Gwen!

Gwen- What the f*ck Chris! This place is an absolute dump, why are we staying here?

Chris- No, you guys are staying here. I am staying in a 5 star hotel on another island!

Gwen- Yeah.... right.

Chris- Next up is.... Noah!

Noah- Hi Chris, did you see my allergies and what I can't do on this island?

Chris- Someone did... anyway, next is Geoff.

Geoff- Wassup Chris, let's PARTY!!!!

Gwen- How about no?

Geoff- What, everyone likes parties, umm, who are you? Do you like parties

Noah- I'm Noah, and no, I do not.

Geoff- You guys are a bunch of bummers.

Chris- Next up is Lindsay and she.....

Lindsay- Hi guys, my name is.... umm, wait.... what's my name?

Gwen- Lindsay, Your name is Lindsay.

Lindsay- How did you know? Are you a psychiatrist?

Noah- A Psychic....

Lindsay: Confessional- These people are sooo clever!

Gwen: Confessional- *facepalm*

Noah: Confessional- Okay, so I'm standing with a lunatic, a dumbo and a goth.... could this get any worse.

Chris- And here is Owen!!!

Noah: Confessional- Yes, yes is can!

Owen- YAY!!! Hi guys, I'm Owen, I'm soooo excited to be here1

Chris- IT'S AN HALF HOUR SHOW, MOVE ALONG..... next is Leshawna!

Leshawna- Wassup y'all, Shawnie is in the house. Ain't no white girl winning this game

Lindsay and Gwen: HEY!!!

Leshawna-  oops! Sorry gurls!

Gwen- *Under her breath* B*tch

Chris- Okay, i'm bored... The next three contestants are Duncan, Heather and DJ.

Duncan- Hi gorgeous! *looking at Gwen*

Gwen- Go away you creep!

Lindsay- Your ugly Derrick

Gwen: Confessional- ....... This gorl is alright.

Heather- Whatever, the quicker eeryone gets on the island, the quicker I get to go to sleep.

DJ- but it is such a nice da..... wait *screams*

Leshawna- For a big guy, you scream WAY too loud!

Geoff- You should come and party with me.

DJ- What was that?

Ezekiel- Oops, Sorry, just licking your feet.


 * Everyone but Geoff* ....... WTF

Geoff- Cool, see, this guy and OWen are amazing!

Ezekiel- I know, I'm so cool *licks Geoff's arm*

Noah- What's worng with you guy?

Chris- Next is Courtney, Justin and *knocked over by Izzy* WOAH!!!

Izzy- hi, I'm Izzy, it's great to be here, where is everyone else? Where's the cabins? Is there food?

Chris- Well, there is a buffet inside the hall.

Lindsay- Umm, where is Olaf?

Leshawna- Who?

Lindsay- The one with the white shirt?

Duncan- No idea?

Lindsay- The fat one?

Heather- Oh, Owen,... Dunno

Duncan: confessional- She is so hot!

Courtney- umm, Hi! I'm Courtney. I'm a Cit, A counciler in tra......

Chris- Like I said HALF HOUR SHOW!!!

Courtney: confessional- What's wrong with Chris? Is he on his period *laughs to herself*

Justin: confessional- Hey eveyone, if you think I'm hot, I will send you all pictures..... Well, you obviously all think I'm hot.

Chris- next up, the unimportant people: Trent, Cody, Beth and Katie and Sadie

Cody- Hey, I'm not unimportant!

Duncan- He's just joking you know, like he said it's....

Chris A HALF HOUR SHOW!!!

Cody- Ohh

Beth- It's so great to meet people who aren't nerds or like me!

Trent- Okay then.

Trent: confessional- That Beth girl is wierd, she doesn't even have faith in herself

Katie- Look Sadie, it's a summer camp!

Sadie- OMG!!! I always wanted to got to summer camp, this is so nice