User blog:Toadgamer80/Monthly Blog - February or March, or whatever.

Hello, boys and girls, Toady here to talk to you about his ultra pathetic social life. :P

School
School's been ultra crappy. I got my report card, A's and B's except a C in Science, but it was nowhere near a D, so I still passed the class first semester. I also have really bad teachers, so lemme rant.

Science
My science teacher... He is the most interesting man you will ever meet he is boring as crap. I have him first hour, and he does absolutely nothing. He's super old, and all he does is talk. Not even about science. People text, sleep, and do other naughty things in his class, and he doesn't notice. I can't think of one person who has an A in his class.

He also has a club after school. I had nothing to do, so I joined. Now, you may think, if you hate this guy so much, why do you wanna spend another hour and a half listening to him talk?

The reason: girls.

Yup. There are girls in that club. I just joined because my life after school consists of listening to Epic Rap Battles of History and playing Temple Run, and I get bored of those two things.

But I had a big surprise.

There were two significant girls there, as well as some lesser ones. (And some guys I know, but I couldn't care less about them. >.>)

The first girl: Someone I have been obsessed with since September. I never got to talk to her, and I just looked at her in the hallways like a dead fish. I also kind of stalked her, you can say it's creepy but I don't care.

She's at the club. I actually talked to her. And she thinks I'm funny. :o (I have no chance with her, cause she's a junior, but whatever.)

The second girl: Just met her the first week I joined. She's a sophomore, and she's really attractive and whatever. She's also pretty nice, and I can talk to her without being awkward. (A rare occasion) We talked a lot while my teacher was talking and whatever, and then I found out she has a boyfriend.

WHYYY.

Ah, well. Her boyfriend's a douchebag (isn't that how it always is?) and so they'll hopefully break up soon... If not, then moving back to the junior.

Math
...I hate math class.

Not only is it my least favorite subject, but my teacher wants me dead.

First up, this whiny b**ch accuses me of copying off of her on a test. (Why would I do that, she's about as smart as Isabel.) So, my math teacher, of course, takes her side, and keeps her eye out on me. To this day, every time we take a test, she'll look at me, then say "EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER. :@"

Also, I got my phone taken away at one point during that class, even though it wasn't turned on... But I think I told you about that, so she still hates me for that.

Last but not least, I drew one tiny Gary in my math notebook, and my teacher got ultra pissed at me, and took away my notebook, then said she never wanted to see it again in the class, even though it has all my homework in it. O.o

I'll be so happy when she leaves for 6 weeks in April.

Temple Run
Best game ever.

Play it.

Now.

My high score is 10 million, and I doubt you can beat that, but if you can, I'll draw two characters for you. :P

I always play as the conquistador guy, or sometimes either of the two girls. The football player is overrated and my least favorite character.

The End
All right. You now need to watch these videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4genN7o11w

Kthxbai.