Total Drama World Tour (Webkinz Mania Style)

Your favorite cast is returning for one final season, Total Drama World Tour with the cast traveling all over the world, while singing groovy songs. Will relationships be crushed and will more begin? And who will be driving the plane? Find out on Total Drama World Tour...

Cast

 * Chris McLean is the host.
 * Chef Hatchet is the chef.
 * Alejandro, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay, Noah, Owen and Sierra are the contestants.

Chapter 1: Walk Like An Egyptian
Buses arrived outside the airport. “Welcome to season three, the world is going to be mine. But I have to take these fifteen loons with me for the final season, then the world is mine by myself. And here is our first bus!” said Chris. Lindsay walked out and waves. “Lindsay’s own bus and you should all know that Lindsay won last season!” said Chris. “Chip! I found Tyler!” said Lindsay. “Where?!” said Chris. “Going home” said Lindsay sadly. “Awesome!” smiled Chris. “How is that awesome?” said Lindsay. “Moving on to DJ!” said Chris, as DJ walked off the bus, waving. Ezekiel then walked off and Izzy jumped on him. “Take me to Lindsay buddy!” said Izzy. Ezekiel fell and Izzy landed on top of him. “And here is Bridgette, without Geoff” said Chris. “Hi!” said Bridgette, before she tripped on top of the bus ontop of Ezekiel and Izzy. “Ouch” winked Chris. Gwen walked off the bus, jumping over Bridgette, Ezekiel and Izzy. “Finally, goth girl does something worth watching. Wait, that isn’t worth watching at all” said Heather, walking off the bus. “I didn’t eat all that cake when I left” said Gwen. “Oh shut up. We know you like Duncan and we know you’ll be eliminated first!” said Heather. “Yeah, Gwen” said Courtney, walking off the bus. “Duncan is mine, do you hear that?” said Courtney. “Yes, I do” said Gwen. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” said Owen, on the bus. “Why is he screaming?” said Chris. “He’s scared of planes” said Izzy on the floor. “Move it wimp” said Eva, pushing Owen out of her way. Noah then walked off and Owen held onto his leg. “Do we have a problem?” said Noah. “No planes! NO PLANES!” said Owen. “Riight…” said Noah. “Can use some help” Noah continued. Harold then said, “There may be ribs on the plane”. Owen got up and walked away. “Thanks” said Noah. “No, really. There may be ribs on the plane!” said Harold. LeShawna walked off the bus. “Just to mix it up and add more drama, we have two new competitors! First off Alejandro!” said Chris. Alejandro walked off the bus and saw Bridgette and Izzy on the ground. Alejandro picked them up. “Wowie!” said Izzy. “I have a boyfriend!” said Bridgette. “And amigo!” said Alejandro, lifting up Ezekiel. “I like big butts and…” said Ezekiel. “Nobody cares” said LeShawna. “And also Sierra!” said Chris. Sierra ran out with Cody in her arms. “OMG! OMG! EEE! EEE! EEE! I LOVE YOU GUYS!” said Sierra. “Maybe too much” said Cody. “I’ll always be there for you Cody, always…” said Sierra in a creepy way. “Riiight…” said Cody, nervously. “Now, this is the Total Drama Jumbo Jet!” said Chris. “Awesomeness!” said Harold. “You cannot make me go in! NO!” said Owen. “Can I have a pan?” said Chris. An intern gave Chris a pan and he hit Owen with it. “Any other problems?” said Chris, as the jet slowly came closer with a piece falling apart. “I call window seat!” said Bridgette. “I call Cody ontop of me!” said Sierra. “Oh no…” said Sierra. The scene cut to everyone on the plane in a kitchen. “This is the kitchen” said Chris. “Where’s the ribs?” said Owen. “Make them yourself” said Chris. “What happened to Chef?” said Heather. “He’s the driver of the plane” said Chris. “That means…” said Heather. The scene cut to the plane crashing and Izzy screaming. “Did that really happen?” said Lindsay. “Not yet” said Heather. Chris then walked to the winner’s class. “This is the winner’s class!” said Chris. “I belong her, since I won season two” said Lindsay. “Season two, season poo” said Chris. Lindsay gasped. “Downstairs is a losing class for the losers and since I am not one, you will check it out when you lose” said Chris. “Anyways, up here in the winning class is free chocolate. Tons of it. Get fat. Also, there’s massage chairs and arm chairs!” said Chris. “Oooooh!” said Lindsay. “I belong here and none of you suckers!” said Heather. “Anyways, this season we are traveling over the world like I said” said Chris. “From China to New York!” said Chef. “Wait, you planned destinations?!” said Chris. “Maybe” said Chef, running back to the driver’s seat. “You better stay there” said Chris. “Am I missing anything?” said Chris. “What about the bathrooms?” said LeShawna. “Right there” said Chris, pointing at the confessional. “Thank you, since I have been dying to go!” said LeShawna. LeShawna ran in and noticed a camera. Conf A, LeShawna: “There’s a camera in the potty AGAIN?!”. “There’s another confessional, next to Chef’s driving seat” said Chris. Alejandro winked at Heather. Conf B, Heather: “That Alejandro kid is really odd. How can you hit on a girl already, unless you are Cody? Something is up and I am going to find out what it is!” “Now, it’s time to sing. And if you don’t sing, you’re out!” said Chris. “But we don’t know the lyrics!” said Courtney. “Make them up as you sing!” said Chris.

Courtney: Up! Izzy: Up! Sierra: Up! Lindsay: Down! Harold: Sing! DJ: Sing! Cody: Sing! Ezekiel: Faint! LeShawna: We're flying. Harold: And singing. Everyone but Owen, Gwen and Noah: We're flying and we're singing! Sierra: Come fly with us! Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us! Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha! Bridgette: Come fly with us! Lindsay: Come fly with us! Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must. Gwen: How could you do this, you are singing on TV?! Harold: What do you expect? Chris is fricking insane?! Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me! Ezekiel: Yes it can. DJ: Come fly with us! DJ and LeShawna: Come fly with us! Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!? Noah: It’s called a plane. Chef Hatchet: I try. Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us! Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (Gets hit on the head with a frying pan courtesy of Chris) Sierra, DJ, Cody, and Heather: Come fly with us! Come sing with us! Gwen: No! Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination- Bridgette: "All contestants must sing in each show"! Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go! Gwen: I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us! Eva: This sucks, badly. Everyone but Owen: Yeah.

“Fantastic job, sing it again” said Chris. “No” said Eva. “Just kidding, can’t you guys take a joke?!” said Chris. “No” said Eva. “Harsh” said Chris to himself. The plane landed in Egypt. “Egypt, the hottest weather is all here!” said Chris. “I’ve been in this heat before, eh!” said Ezekiel. “Well, today’s first challenge is to go over or under this pyramid! Then, you’ll be put into teams. This’ll be our longest episode EVER!” said Chris. “This season has took a trip down to Terribleland!” said Gwen. “For once, I agree” said Heather. “Well, either way. If you don’t make it out under five hours, you need to sing me a song!” said Chris. “And GO!” said Chris. “WOOT! Let’s go Big-O!” said Izzy. Izzy looked around and found a hammer and Ezekiel’s watch. Ezekiel took of Ezekiel’s watch and used her backpack to make a parachute! “Come on Big-O! We are going to be the first people up!” said Izzy. “Must survive heat” said Owen, panting. “We’ve been here for five minutes, Owen. That’s sad” said Chris. “If that’s sad, why is nobody crying?” said Lindsay. Izzy took the parachute, as Owen, walked up the pyramid, panting and exhausted. “Do you have a teddy bear?” said Owen. “Yessers!” said Izzy, throwing Owen a teddy bear. Owen caught it and begun to fall asleep on the pyramid. “Who’s going under?!” smiled Alejandro. “I am” said Lindsay and LeShawna. Alejandro winked. Conf A, Harold: Hey, I thought LeShawna liked me. “Do you want to go under with me?” said Harold to LeShawna. “No thanks Harold. Sorry” said LeShawna, beginning to walk with LeShawna and Lindsay. Conf A, Bridgette: *tries to resist going with Alejandro and sighs* Sierra picked up Cody and ran toward the top of the pyramid. “Owen?” said Sierra. Sierra touched Owen. “I think he’s dead” said Sierra. Suddenly, Owen begun to slide down the pyramid. “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Sierra, running down the hill. “I am back with some milk. Hey, who took Owen?!” said Izzy. Lindsay, LeShawna and Alejandro continued to walk under the pyramid. Ezekiel was about to climb up when he saw Owen rushing down after Sierra and Cody. “Owen is evil, eh? Never saw that coming” said Ezekiel. “I am going under, since I am scared on what will be in the top of the pyramid!” said DJ. DJ ran through the pyramid and suddenly saw statues of mummy pets. “Hey look! Pets!” smiled DJ. “And that dog looks so cute!” said DJ. Heather walked past DJ and said: “What are you doing?” “Look at the dog!” said DJ, touching the dog. Suddenly, the dog went into pieces. “Good luck with that” said Heather. “I am a murderer!” cried DJ. “It’s been an hour and nobody reached here, what’s taking them forever, unless they want to sing?!” said Chris. Eva made it out of the pyramid first. “Finally, join team B!” said Chris. “So, these are lettered teams? How simple and boring is that?!” said Eva. Alejandro, Lindsay and LeShawna then made it ten minutes later. “Alejandro, join team B!” said Chris. “Lindsay, join team C. Same for you LeShawna!” said Chris. Harold walked up the pyramid and said: “This is taking forever. I am going to jump down!” Harold jumped down the pyramid and the camera showed the bottom of the pyramid. Harold, however landed one third to the bottom. “Darn it!” said Harold. Ezekiel got trapped into a mummy costume in the pyramid suddenly and couldn’t see where he was going. “Radda! Radda!” said Ezekiel. Noah was still wondering which way to go. Owen finally made it to the bottom of the pyramid to the starting line and then he woke up. “Noah, want to come with me buddy?” said Owen. “Er… fine” said Noah. Izzy, watching Noah and Owen walk into the pyramid said: “Let the kid play Izzy!” Izzy made it to the finish line. “Join Team B!” said Chris. In the pyramid, Noah and Owen saw Ezekiel. “Hey, is this more toilet paper?!” said Owen. “Why are you asking that?” said Noah. “Well, I kinda have to go number two” said Owen. Ezekiel moved closer to Owen. “Toilet paper can’t walk” said Owen. “What made you wonder the first time?” said Noah. “Hi!” said Ezekiel. “RUN AWAY!” yelled Owen. Heather made it to the finish. “I think you should do something about DJ. He’s crying like nuts in there” said Heather. “Nice that you made it. You are on team one, Heather!” said Chris. Sierra and Cody followed fifteen minutes later, running down the pyramid. “Well, well, well. Everyone has two more hours to get out of the pyramid. This challenge is taking forever” said Chris. “Can I be with Cody?! Can I?! Can I?! Can I?!” said Sierra. “Can I be with the girls?!” said Cody. “Cody, you are in team A with Eva and Heather!” said Chris. Conf A, Cody: “Not what I exactly meant about girls”. “Sierra, go to Team B!” said Chris. Conf A, Sierra: “I am with Alejandro?! But, but… CODYYYYYYYY!” Bridgette made it out under the pyramid. “Good, Bridgette. Join Team C!” said Chris. “This team is shaping out to be a great one!” said Lindsay. “Mhm” said LeShawna. Noah and Owen begun to walk backward slowly away from the mummy. “I think we should RUN!” said Owen. “Maybe… we should!” said Noah. Owen and Noah ran out of the pyramid with DJ behind him. “Wait up! What about a musical?!” said Ezekiel. “I like chasing people around, they should not have a frown. Dodododedede, ladeeda!” said Ezekiel, as he headed out. Everyone screamed. “What, it’s Zeke, eh!” said Ezekiel. Ezekiel took off the toilet paper. Harold followed Ezekiel from on top of the pyramid. “Finally, little string bean!” said Harold. Conf A, Harold: She called me string bean! “Team C, Harold. Team C, Zeke” said Chris. Sixty-two minutes later, Courtney and Gwen finally made it. “Finally” said Chris. “The official teams are Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Courtney and Cody. Then, Owen, Sierra, Noah, Eva and Alejandro. And last we have Bridgette, DJ, LeShawna, Lindsay and Zeke” said Chris. “That’s wonderful” said Alejandro. Conf A, Alejandro: Que idiotas! Incompetentes! “Think of team names!” said Chris. “Team Amazon!” said Team A. “Team Victory!” said Team B. “Team umm… err…” said Team C. “Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot!” said Sierra. “What?!” said Alejandro. “There we have it. Team Amazon, Victory and Chris Is Really Really Really Really Really Hot!” said Chris. “Isn’t there four reallys?!” said Alejandro. “And your rewards!” said Chris. “We won?!” said Lindsay. “Team Amazon, you get a… stick!” said Chris. “WHAT?!” said Heather and Courtney. “Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Really Smoking Sexy Hot, you get a goat!” said Chris. “Team Victory, you get a… camel!” said Chris. “I can speak camel!” said Izzy. Izzy ran to the camel and jumped on top of it, ready to ride it. “Off our camel!” said LeShawna to Izzy. Izzy ran back to Team Amazon. “This part of the challenge is the Amazing Camel race!” said Chris. Chris sat ontop of an intern, relaxing and drinking lemonade. “You got to ride your animal to the Nile River or thing” said Chris, winking at Heather. “When you are at the river, you need to make a raft to carry you all and your pet to the finish line with some more surprises” said Chris. “Uh oh…” said Heather. “And GO!” said Chris. LeShawna sat ontop of the camel. “Wait, we don’t have a plan!” said DJ, trying to run after the camel. LeShawna jumped off the camel and the camel suddenly stopped. DJ crashed into the camel, which flew a few feet and landed on the ground. “NOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!” said DJ. “Relax, it’s fine!” said LeShawna, as the camel got up slowly. “How do we ride a stick?” said Courtney. “You know we can just carry it to the Nile” said Heather. “Did Chris say ride your animal or thing?” said Courtney. “Whatever, I don’t care about breaking rules” said Heather. “You scared?” said Heather. “Am not!” said Courtney. “Then run to the finish line” said Heather. “You must be an idiot thinking I’d do that” said Courtney. “Fine, then the team knows who to vote off when we lose” said Heather. Eva and Noah sat on the goat with Owen and Sierra on top of them. Alejandro jumped ontop of all of them. “We are out!” said Alejandro, winking at Heather. The goat began to run. Alejandro then yelled, “run with the stick girls!” “I am not a girl!” said Cody. All the girls but Izzy laughed. “I’ll stay in the back of the camel!” said DJ. “Just to be safe” said DJ. “Sure” said Lindsay. Team Victory all got on the camel, which begun to run toward the Nile. “I’ll run with it I guess, since nobody’s going to do it” said Gwen. Gwen ran to catch up with everyone, when scarabs began to crawl toward the animals and the cast. The ding for the song was heard. “Singing time” winked Chris. “Right now? This is a run or die moment!” said Heather. “So run as you sing!” said Chris.

Alejandro: No need to get mental. It's lovin' time at last. Izzy: LAWLZ LAWLZ. Cody and Alejandro: You don't want to eat us up. Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no! Gwen, Courtney and Heather: It's mating time for scarabs. LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on? Bridgette: Just ignore us humans! All but Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn. Eva: Until I beat you up. Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time. Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time... Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time. Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time... Eva: Speed up this song, I am getting board. Cody: Shush. Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now... Harold: It's lovin' time. Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time... All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season. Cody: It's lovin' time. Lindsay: Lovin' time, lovin' time... All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season. Ezekiel: Seasonally eh, oh, no, wait!

“Did someone say seasonally?” said Owen. Everyone but Ezekiel and Owen said: “RUN!” The camel, goat and Team Amazon ran to the Nile as quick as they can away from the scarabs. “Finally” Heather said. “I really could use some water!” said Harold. “Let’s go shopping!” said Lindsay. “There’s not malls in the middle of Egy--“ said LeShawna. “The mall is underwater!” said Lindsay. Lindsay tried to walk underwater when she felt something by her. “AAAAHHHHHH!” screamed Lindsay, getting out of the water and back to shore as fast as she can. “Time to build baskets!” said Chris, on the intern. “Chef, give them their weeds for their baskets!” said Chris to Chef. Chef threw the cast basket weeds. “And go!” said Chris. “You know, I want to be on your team” said Sierra to Izzy. “Why? You have Big-O on your team!” said Izzy. “But you have Cody” said Sierra. “Hey, why don’t we…” said Izzy. “Switch teams?!” said Sierra. “YEAH!” said Izzy. “CHRIS!” said Sierra. Chris sailed over and said: “What?” “Can me and Izzy switch teams?!” said Sierra. “Well…” said Chris. “You are the best host ever” said Sierra. “Sure!” said Chris. “Sierra, you are in Team Amazon and Izzy, you are in Team Chris Is Really Really Really REALLY Hot!” said Chris. “WHAT?!” said Alejandro. “I can repeat it. Sierra, you are in Team Amazon and Izzy, you are in Team Chris Is Really Really Really REALLY Hot!” said Chris. “As you may” said Alejandro. Conf B, Alejandro: “ARGH! You are doing a nice job flying this jet Chef”. Chef giggles. Sierra quickly made a basket. Heather said, “How did you do that?” “I am a quick basket maker!” said Sierra. Cody threw the stick in the basket boat, as they begun to paddle. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and Team Victory both were ready and begun to paddle. “Time for a musical rephrase!” said Chris. Crocodiles suddenly appeared and jumped. “Le gasp” said Sierra. “Sing or you are out!” said Chris.

Alejandro: Mm, mmm... Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for? Courtney: We don't mean to bug you! Ezekiel: I do. Gwen: Please let us reach the shore! Lindsay: These crocs are getting killy! Harold: Just bop 'em on the nose! Ezekiel: No! Alejandro: It's rowin' time! Everyone else: Vanquish 'em! Vanquish 'em! Everyone: Crocodile season! DJ: It's rowin' time! Everyone else: Crocodiles! Crocodiles! Owen: Tell me I'm not sinking! Cody: Yeah, it's rowin' time! Everyone else: Sink it in! Sink it in! Everyone: Crocodile season! Alejandro: It's rowin' time! Everyone: Rowin' time! Rowin' time!

Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot somehow made it first and Team Victory made it second, as Team Amazon was sinking slowly from the crocodile, but made it out alive. “Vote someone off Team Amazon!” said Chris. “Darn it. I thought we would win this one” said Gwen. “We need someone to blame for this” said Heather. “Morning Courtney” said Heather.

In the boarding ceremony room, Chris said: “These barf bags will go to… the people who are safe. Let’s see the votes first, like usual!” Conf A, Courtney: I vote Heather off. Conf A, Sierra: I vote for Courtney. Conf A, Cody: I vote off Courtney. Conf A, Gwen: I vote off Heather. Conf A, Heather: Of course, I would vote Courtney off. It’s her fault we lose the challenge. Courtney and her dumb ways and her stick and whatever. She deserves to kiss Trent or whatever and get out of here. “That’s it! Courtney, you are eliminated!” said Chris, passing Heather, Sierra, Cody and Gwen barf bags. “Bye loser” said Heather, sticking her tongue at Courtney. Courtney jumped off the plane with a parachute. “This ends a long but most relaxing Total Drama World Tour episode. Join us next time to see what happens when things go crazy in Japan!” said Chris.

Chapter 2: Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the fourteen contestants were hot and went right to work, getting out of a pyramid and out of trouble twice. Three teams were made, Team Amazon, Team Victory and Team Chris Is… Really Really Really REALLY Hot. And you know that’s true. We also had three groovy songs, come fly with the cast, they are probably having a great time. Anyways, they crossed the Nile River and in a change of events, Team Amazon was winning when a crocodile begun to sink their boat and they lost. They all voted off Courtney, who took the drop of shame. How sad? No, just kidding. Best moment since 1993. Join us now to see the super happy, but crazy Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

In the winning class, Alejandro and Izzy were both sleeping and Owen was looking for more food. “Noah, buddy, can you find some food for me?!” said Owen. “Just ask someone for it!” said Noah. “Lady, do you have food?” said Owen. The lady gave Owen chocolate. “Yum” said Owen, gobbling it down. In the losing class, Heather said: “We are winning this next challenge”. “Yeah, especially because I got convinced by watching Cody with his stuffed bear!” said Sierra. “Cody has a stuffed bear?” LeShawna laughed. “Er… no!” said Cody. “I have pictures!” said Sierra. Conf B, Cody: Never fall asleep next to a stalker. Never fall asleep next to a stalker that likes you. Never fall asleep next to a stalker that likes you who’s name is Sierra. “I don’t get how we lost, eh” said Ezekiel. “Same, but we have to deal with it I guess” said LeShawna. “I hope I don’t hurt anymore animals” said DJ. “Don’t worry PJ, you didn’t mean to. The second time was an accident!” said Lindsay. Suddenly, the windows flew open quickly and the bell noise was heard. “I DIDN’T GET TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC” said Eva. Noah then said: “Seriously?! No, really, SERIOUSLY?!” Chris, offscreen said: “Sing a song, before you die”.

Bridgette: We're singing as we're falling! Heather: While some are cannon-balling. Izzy: WOOT! Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes! Noah and Owen: We might just go ka-blooey! Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy! Owen: Like gum. Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die! LeShawna: Put Ezekiel in a closet! Cody: Get away from Sierra! Sierra: Marry Cody! DJ: Make it home to see my mama! Lindsay: Go shopping. Bridgette: Surf with Geoff! Gwen: Enjoy this final song Alejandro: And dance along! Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars! Owen: New food namer! Eva: Shut up before my anger gets too far. Noah: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping! Izzy: Before we smash into the ground to from the sky! DJ: Flat into little pieces! Harold: Heads merged with our feet-ses! LeShawna: That would really suck and here's why: Bridgette: We'd like to keep on living! Alejandro: So Chris, We hope you're giving: Sierra: Some wings! Gwen: A rift in time! Heather: Parachute! Noah: Waterbed! Tyler: A trampoline! Izzy: Springy shoes! Ezekiel: A big butt! Alejandro: Rocket boots! Lindsay: Flying squirrel! LeShawna: Bubble bath! Lindsay: I change to bubbles, too! DJ: Mama! Owen: A pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do! Everyone: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah! Ezekiel: Well, actually. There’s not much to do, eh!

“That didn’t rhyme, apparently. But I guess it’s okay”. Everyone landed into rice, as the plane landed. The scene cut into a pinball set. “You guys are in Japan right now, in a pinball game. Japan always has games like these” said Chris. “I love Human Drive My Car And Go-Go” said Harold. “That show is crap” said Chris. “Heather’s crap!” said Harold. “You need one person per team to be in the pinball with a panda!” said Chris. “I will, just to prove that I am nice to animals” said DJ. “Cody” said Heather and Gwen. Cody did puppy eyes to Sierra, who said: “Fine, I’ll do it”. “YES!” said Cody. “I’ll do it, team!” said Alejandro. “Okay, DJ gets Ting-Ting!” said Chris, opening a cage with the violent Ting-Ting in it. Ting-Ting charged toward DJ and begun to beat him up, until he went into the yellow pinball. “Alejandro gets Ling-Ling!” said Chris, opening a cage with Ling-Ling in it. Alejandro held up the panda and the girls all said: “awwww”. “Why do all panda names have to rhyme?” said Noah. “I won’t have rhyming babies Namion!” said Lindsay. “Where’s my panda?! Where is it?! MY PANDA!” said Sierra. “Well, it looks like we have no more pandas” said Chris. Sierra gasped. “I guess we can get someone from Team Amazon to do it” said Chris. “Cody” said Gwen and Heather at the same time. Sierra nodded excitedly. Conf A, Sierra: Time to make my bold move. “Cody, you get tow be in a pinball with Sierra, isn’t that great?!” said Chris. Cody nodded no. “I think it’s great too!” said Chris, throwing Cody into the pinball. Sierra smiled. Everyone got into the pinballs, as Ting-Ting continued to beat DJ up. “Now, the rest of you will try to not make them reach the bottom of this course. There will be bumpers to show you how many points they have. Team with the most points win this challenge!” said Chris. “And go!” said Chris, once the teams got on the pinball court. DJ and Ting-Ting took an early lead, scoring three hundred points within ten seconds. Team Victory watch DJ and Ting-Ting go back and forth into bumpers. “GET ME OUTTA HERE. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS” screamed DJ, as Ting-Ting still beat him up. Alejandro and Ling-Ling took the lead from DJ and Ting-Ting, scoring one thousand points by a bonus. Owen and Eva kept throwing Alejandro each time he went close to the bottom of the pinball court. The music bell rung again. “What can we sing now?!” said Cody, as Sierra kissed her in the pinball. “Gross” said Heather. “I am not helping them”. “We are going to lose this challenge” said Gwen, trying to not make the team lose. “Well, sing a song, Boom Boom Boom!” said Chris. “LeShawna’s butt knows the tune” said Ezekiel. “What the…” said LeShawna.

Alejandro: Gotta get-get, gotta get-get. Alejandro: Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. DJ: Boom boom boom, now. DJ: Boom boom boom, now. Alejandro: Boom boom pow. Alejandro: Boom boom. LeShawna: I like that boom boom pow. LeShawna: Them chickens jackin' my style. Ezekiel: Where are the chickens? Alejandro: They try copy my swagger. Gwen: I'm so 3008. Gwen: You so 2000 and late. Heather: I got that boom, boom, boom. Heather: That future boom, boom, boom. Alejandro: Let me get it now. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. DJ: Boom boom boom, now. DJ: Boom boom boom, now. Alejandro: Boom boom pow. Alejandro: Boom boom. Eva: Let the beat rock. Eva: LET THE BEAT ROCK. Eva: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! LET THE BEAT ROCK! Owen: This beat be burpin', burpin'. Noah: Isn’t it bumpin’, bumpin’? Izzy: This beat go boom, boom. LeShawna: I like that boom boom pow. LeShawna: Them chickens jackin' my style. Ezekiel: Your butt isn’t shaped like a chicken either. Alejandro: They try copy my swagger. Gwen: I'm so 3008. Gwen: You so 2000 and late. Heather: I got that boom, boom, boom. Heather: That future boom, boom, boom. Alejandro: Let me get it now. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. Cody: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get. Sierra: Boom boom boom, gotta get-a kiss. Bridgette: Boom boom boom, now. Bridgette: Boom boom boom, now. Alejandro: Let me take it from here, hun. Alejandro: Boom boom pow. Alejandro: Boom boom pow. Noah: Will this song end NOW?!

Chris then said: “Great job! The song is over, meaning time is up for the challenge!” All pinballs broke and Cody was kissed everywhere. “If we got points each time, you kissed me…” said Cody. “We’d have a million points!” said Sierra. Cody ran away and barfed. “Team Amazon, you have 1090 points. Not much” said Chris. Gwen angrily stared at Heather. “Go stare at Duncan or Lindsay already” said Heather. Lindsay waved. “I don’t like Lindsay or Duncan” said Gwen. “Says you, we all know you do!” said Heather. “We do?!” said Lindsay. “Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, you have 2160 points, good job!” said Chris. Alejandro bowed, as his team clapped. “Good job Al… handout. Al… kazam. Umm… I’ll just call you Al!” said Owen. Conf B, Alejandro: AL?! A beat up DJ accidentally punched Ting-Ting. “NO!” cried DJ. “I really am cursed!” said DJ. Lindsay nodded. “Stop thinking you are, because you are not!” said LeShawna. “I blew up the pyramid from the dog mummy” said DJ. “Gurl, you crazy. You did not blow up the pyramid because of a dog!” said LeShawna.

“Your next challenge is to make a commercial advertising Chef’s Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!” said Chris. After minutes of hard work, everyone was complete with their commercials. “Team Chris Is The Hottest Man In The World is up first!” said Chris. They put the tape, showing Owen trying to stomp on buildings trying to eat Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. Their tape’s transcript was… “Oh no! The large out of shape monste-e-er!” said Alejandro. “We must run…” said Eva. “Think of the childre-e-en” said Noah. “They are in the moon from my camp” said Eva. “That’s not in the script” whispered Owen. “Just continue” whispered Alejandro. “He's so frickin’ ho-o-ot!” said Izzy, cheerfully. Everyone begun to sing, “Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails, better than no, yo. Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time, taste so good. Wash your face!” “Interesting…” said Chris. “We are next!” said LeShawna, putting in the tape. “Eat some Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails…” sung Harold. “They are really good food to eat, especially if you are a…” sung LeShawna. “SUMMARI!” said Lindsay. “Eat them fresh!” sung Bridgette and DJ. “Boring… much?” said Chris. “And our commercial, the best!” said Heather. “Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails. Eat them now, eat them later. Eat them everyday. Just eat them nowwwww, you eat it!” sung Sierra, as donuts exploded and birds appeared. Everyone turned into shock, but Team Amazon. Conf A, Alejandro: We are so dead now. Conf A, Heather: In their faces. “We have a winner!” said Chef, pointing at Team Amazon. Chris nodded. “I gotta say, I love exploding donuts!” said Chef. “And the loser is?” said Chris. Chef pointed at Team Victory. “Well, vote someone off Team Victory” said Chris. Harold sighed. “And who wants a Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails candy?!” said Chris. Everyone ran away. “Want one?” asked Chris to Chef. “No thanks” said Chef, moving away slowly. Once Chef ran off, Chris tried a Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tail.

“If you are safe, you’ll get this barf bag full of peanuts. Barfy” said Chris in the boarding ceremony. “What happens if you are allergic to peanuts?” said Ezekiel. “Then, you’ll be eliminated” said Chris. “Oh…” said Ezekiel. Conf A, Ezekiel: Oh no. “Anyways, let’s review your votes” said Chris. Conf A, LeShawna: I vote off Ezekiel, doesn’t deserve to stay. Conf A, Lindsay stamps everyone. Conf A, DJ: I vote myself off. I keep hurting animals and don’t deserve to stay. Conf A, Ezekiel: I vote off Bridgette, eh. Conf A, Bridgette: I vote off Ezekiel. Conf A, Harold: I vote off Ezekiel. Conf A, Ting-Ting: (votes DJ off) “How can that panda vote?!” said DJ. “We got him to vote” said Chris. “And also Lindsay, pick one person to vote off next time!” said Chris. “I will… I will!” said Lindsay. “Well, you have ten seconds to take the Drop of Shame with a parachute or else you’ll fall without one!” said Chris, giving DJ, Lindsay, LeShawna, Harold and Bridgette a barf bag. “Bye eh!” said Ezekiel winking. “Why the wink” said a nervous LeShawna. Ezekiel jumped off, but managed to stay on the plane’s wing. “It’s the final fourteen. Who will stay and who will go? Also, where are we going to next? And what song are we going to sing for you all musical fans? Find out next time on a fantastic new Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris. “Can I see yee-haw now Chris?” said Chef. “Fine, I guess” said Chris. “YEE HAW!” said Chef.

Chapter 3: Broadway Baby!
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we actually counted Harold as a contestant and remembered he was playing the game. Teehee? DJ kept his animal curse alive by hurting a panda and Team Amazon made a random, crazy video advertising Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails, winning the challenge. In the end, Ezekiel got violated and got eliminated. Now, we are heading toward New York City. We are going to listen to two fantastic songs, as soon as they land so check out this new Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

The scene cut to the winner’s class. “Winners at last!” said Heather. “Want more chocolate?” said Sierra. “No thanks” said Cody. “Okay!” said Sierra, opening Cody’s mouth and stuffing chocolate in. “Phattie Cody, haha!” laughed Heather. “Gwen told me that you gained fifteen pounds since last season” said Cody. “No I didn’t” said Gwen. “Looks like we found ourselves a stalker!” said Heather. The scene changed to the loser’s class. “I can’t believe we lost again” said LeShawna. “At least Ezekiel is not in the game” winked Harold. “You’re right sugar apple” said LeShawna. Conf A, Harold: She called me sugar apple. Conf A, Lindsay: Apples have sugar? Alejandro winked at Bridgette. Conf A, Bridgette: Alejandro looks dreamy… I mean Geoff. “Are you hungry?” said Alejandro. “Kinda” said Bridgette. Alejandro took a muffin out of the top of the storage. “I took one for me, but you should have it” said Alejandro. “Awww, thanks!” said Bridgette. Conf A, Bridgette: That was so nice of him. The plane landed in New York City. “Looks like we landed in the Big Apple” said Noah. “Where are the apples?! Where?!” said Owen. The music bell rung when everyone got off. “Time to sing a parody!” said Chris. “Oh joy, what is it?” said Noah. “Empire State of Mind!” said Chris.

Harold: Yeah I'm out that Japan. Now I'm down in Tribeca. Right next to DeNiro. Noah: But I'll be hood forever. Harold: I'm the new Sinatra. LeShawna: And since I made it here. I can make it anywhere. Alejandro: Yeah they love me everywhere. Eva: I used to lift weights in Harlem. Owen: Right there off of Broadway. Brought me back to that McDonalds. Took it to my stash spot. Izzy: 560 State Street. Owen: Catch me in the kitchen like Simmons whipping Pastry. DJ: Cruising down 8th street. Off-white Lexus, driving so slow. Owen: But BK, it's from Texas!! Harold: Me I'm out that BedStuy. Heather: Home of that boy Biggie, now I live on Billboard and I brought my boys with me. Eva: Say what up to Ta-ta… Owen: Still sipping Mai Tais. Bridgette: Sitting courtside Alejandro: Knicks and Nets give me high-fives. I be Spiked out. Eva: I could trip fifty referee. Cody: ...tell by my attitude that I'm MOST DEFINITELY FROM... Gwen and Heather: New York!!!! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Lindsay: Where’s the jungle! Gwen and Heather: There's nothing you can’t do. Sierra: Now you're in New York! These streets will make you feel brand new, the lights will inspire you, Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York! Sierra: Cody! Say I made you hot! Cody nods no. Alejandro: Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game, I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can, you should know I bleed Blue, but I ain't a crip tho, LeShawna: Home of the hip hop. Ezekiel (watching): I am digging this! Gwen: ellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar cab, holla back, for foreigners it ain't fitted act like they forgot how to act, city it's a pity half of y’all won’t make it, me I gotta plug a special and I got it made. Noah: I’m paying that famous basketball player… Izzy: Three dice cee-lo, three card marley. Cody: Labor Day parade, rest in peace Michael Jackson, Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade, long live the king yo, I’m from the Empire State that’s… Gwen and Heather: In New York!!!! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Lindsay: Guys, tell me where is the jungle! Gwen and Heather: There's nothing you can’t do. Bridgette: Now you're in New Yorrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk!!! Sierra: These streets will make you feel brand new, the lights will inspire you, Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York! Alejandro: Welcome to the bright light. All girls: One hand in the air for the big city, street lights, big dreams all looking pretty, no place in the World that can compare. Chris: Put your lighters in the air, everybody say yeaaahh. Alejandro: Come on, come, yeah! Gwen and Heather: New York!!!! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of… Lindsay: Where’s the jungle?! Sierra: There's nothing you can’t do, now you're in New York!!! These streets will make you feel brand new, the lights will inspire you… Everyone but Lindsay: Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York. Lindsay: WHERE IS THE JUNGLE?!

“Fantastic job. I love this song, I love what you guys are doing! Anyways, challenge time!” said Chris. “But we lost almost all our breaths from the song!” said Heather. “Climb up the State of Liberty with these ropes. Don’t get stuck up her nose or in her or anything like that” said Chris. Everyone climbed up the Statue of Liberty. Owen got stuck in the Statue of Liberty’s nose, when he was climbing. “Noah, can use some help” said Owen. Noah, who was at the bottom still said: “I can’t here you!” “Two hours? Okay” said Owen. “Hey look boogers!” said Owen. “Gross” said Lindsay and LeShawna. Cody did what they did in the actual cut scene. Everyone but Sierra, Noah and Alejandro were up to the top. “What do we win for coming in first?!” said LeShawna. “Get the baby carriages!” said Chris to LeShawna. “I was right about Zeke!” said LeShawna. “I’ll get it!” said Harold. Harold ran up the spikes of her crown and took the carriage. “PULL!” screamed Cody, Gwen and Heather, trying to pull Sierra up. Alejandro, who was almost up found Sierra and whispered “talk about Chris and his past. It’ll show you to be the number one fan of him and not Lacey McGuire. Relax, you are doing a great job!” Conf A, Alejandro: I need a good laugh. Conf A, Sierra: He’s actually right. Maybe I should trust him more. Sierra and everyone else finally reached the top of the statue. “Okay, now get strollers from the spikes of her crown, hat, whatever” said Chris. “I’ll do it because only a valuable person would do it!” said Heather, running toward the stroller. Alejandro and Noah made it up by Owen’s strength. “Good job Big-O!” said Izzy. “Thanks Izzy” said Owen. “I’ll get the stroller!” said Izzy, jumping to the statue’s spikes and throwing the stroller at Owen. “Hey, Chris! Know what? I own every one of your TV show appearances on DVD, even your movie debut when you played as a tree!” said Sierra. “I couldn’t get a better position in the play” said an aggravated Chris. Bridgette got the stroller. “What now?” said LeShawna. “Firepole anyone?!” said Chris, pointing at the firepole. “I am not taking that down! I can kill something!” said DJ. “Then, you’ll lose the challenge and you don’t want that to happen, do you?!” said Chris. DJ took the pole down, followed by Lindsay, the stroller, Bridgette, LeShawna and Harold. Conf A, Harold: I loved it how I was after LeShawna and I can watch her head for like thirty feet! Izzy returned with the stroller next and jumped down without it. Eva and Noah followed and Owen tried to slide down the fireman pole, but couldn’t get out of the top. “Al, help!” said Owen. Alejandro looked for something to make Owen go down the pole with. “Can I use your soap?” winked Alejandro. “No, Chris hates it when people uses his soap. It smells like flowers!” said Sierra. “Flowers?!” Heather laughed. “It was the only soap left at the store!” said Chris. “You shop at twenty stores for soap” said Sierra. “But in al--“ said Chris. “Bath and Baby Soup, Your Favorite, Vanessa’s Secret, Crate of Soup--“ said Sierra. Alejandro snickered Conf A, Heather: That snob. He convinced Sierra to not be his host pet for the season. Crafty… but I can do better! Alejandro hit Owen down the pole with a stroller and jumped down also. Team Amazon followed, with Gwen jumping first. Heather, Cody, the stroller and Sierra following. Everyone landed in a boat in the sewers with a musical note being heard again. “What can we sing now?!” said Heather. “It’s been about three hours since the last song and you climbed up the Statue of Liberty and came down with a stroller on a fireman pole, so I think you can handle it!” said Chris.

Bridgette: What's not to love about New York City? The taxis honk out a New York ditty! The crime is high! The pigeons fly! What's not to love about New York? Owen: The lights are brighter! The fun is funner! The bagels are bageler. And the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine! What's not to love about New York? Oops! Harold: Owen, please learn how to play the piano. Lindsay: The stores, and the fashion! Big shows where shooting stars cash in! It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps! DJ: Dance break! DJ dances before LeShawna owns him. At this time, DJ hurts an alligator. DJ: NO! Lindsay: For the love of dance, stop! Heather, Sierra and Gwen: Subway trains, and the hustle-bustle! Eva, Lindsay and LeShawna: Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle! Owen: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans! Noah: Whoa, hot, hot, hot! Owen: What's not to love? Owen and Lindsay: What's not to love? Owen, Lindsay, Alejandro, Heather, Sierra, Cody and Gwen: What's not to love about New York?

Everyone made it out of the sewers and jumped out. “Now race to Central Park. First team to make it with a baby, someone from your team in a stroller wins!” said Chris. “I’ll do it” said Noah. Conf A, Alejandro: Lazy Noah. “My sister calls me baby. I’ll do it!” said Lindsay. Cody did puppy-eyes to Sierra, who said… “I’ll do it!” All three of them got in the strollers. “Gotta be careful now!” said DJ. Conf A, DJ: I always walk on the edge of the curve never on the sidewalk. Care stepping on a crack and break your mama's back. Ya know what I'm sayin'. “Chris, you are such a brilliant commander! That's why you always stood out in your boy band” said Sierra. “You were in a…” said Alejandro. “Moving on” said Chris. Everyone laughed in the confessional, but Chris, Sierra and Lindsay. “GO!” said Chris, angrily. Everyone raced toward the finish line. “Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack” said DJ over and over again. “Hey look!” said Heather to Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot. Heather switched carriages with Noah, who was sleeping and a baby with a mom, talking on her cellphone. Conf A, Heather: This’ll make us win with Team Victory far in the end. “I told you we shouldn’t have danced!” said Lindsay. “Now, we are losing” Lindsay continued. “Stop wining. We are winning this!” said LeShawna speeding up. “SLOW DOWN! I can’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack. Don’t step on a crack” said DJ over and over again. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Hot looked over to see Team Amazon gone. “They tricked us!” said Alejandro. Conf A, Alejandro: That was actually a good plan… “Let’s go!” said Owen. Owen pushed the new stroller to the finish line where the beat Team Amazon. “WE WON!” said Izzy. “WOOT!” said Owen. “Congratulations Team Chris The Really Hot Guy, you made it here first… but without Noah!” said Chris. “You didn’t say that!” screamed Eva. “Well, now I did” said Chris. “You are making the rules are we go along!” said Alejandro. “Wait. So are you saying Noah regressed into a baby?” said Izzy. “And ate my bagels?!” said Owen. Chris nodded. Alejandro ran to get the stroller and the lady looked at the stroller with Noah in it and gasped. Alejandro switched strollers, but Team Amazon made it before they returned. “TEAM AMAZON WINS!” said Chris. Suddenly, Alejandro dashed before Team Victory made it with the stroller. “TEAM CHRIS IS IN SECOND AND TEAM VICTORY, one of your sorry butts is going home… again! Suckers” said Chris. Conf A, Heather: I should’ve pushed the stroller down the hill, but that would be too easy. Either way, I messed up that time. Alejandro is going to be crushed. Conf A, Noah: They WHAT?!

The scene cut to the boarding ceremony. “As losers of today’s challenge, you need to sing me a song!” said Chris. Lindsay: Dying in the morning looking bluer than Heather… “Just kidding. Here are today’s votes!” said Chris. Conf A, Lindsay: This picture if me looks sooo cute. (walks out of the room with it) Conf A, Harold: Lindsay. Kawazaam! Conf A, DJ: LeShawna owned me… waaah. I vote Lindsay, sorry girl. Conf A, Bridgette: I vote off… Harold. Sorry. Conf A, LeShawna: I vote off… Lindsay. Sorry. You are just a big threat and you are kinda… you know… Conf A, Alligator: (votes DJ off)

“I won?!” said Lindsay. “You won this!” said Chris, pushing Lindsay on top of the wall, then falling to the ground and rolling out. “Tough luck for Lindsay” said Chris. “Like usual” said LeShawna. “At least she will know where Tyler is!” said DJ. “Hopefully” said Harold. “Oh yes” said Chris, passing the remaining four people in Team Victory barfbags. “Join us next time to find out why does Team Victory always lose, especially when they had more people than all teams in the beginning of the season and they named themselves Team Victory. They actually need a victory. Maybe this next episode will go well for them in Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris. The camera zoomed out to show Ezekiel still hanging onto the plane. “Wicked tight” said the cameraman.

Lindsay: Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a cat. Up to the highest height! Let's go fly a cat and send it soaring. Up through the atominisphere. Up where the air is like an ear. Oh, let's go fly a cat! Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a cat. Up to the highest height! Let's go fly a cat and send it soaring. Up through the atominisphere. Up where the air is like an ear. Let's go fly a cat!

Chapter 4: Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we had two awesome musicals… about time. And the cast went to New York City, the city that eats other cities as lunch. There, the winning team got apples and less fat. Also, I got candy from Dylan’s Candy Shop and oh yeah, this is a recap not on food, but on the show. Anyways, in the end Heather was a (beep) and switched carriages to make her team win, but Team Victory still couldn’t win a challenge and eliminated Lindsay, season two’s big winner and season three’s little loser. Tough luck for her, she fell off the plane in a bad fashion and landed in an ocean. Now, we are heading to… HOLY CRAP CHEF! CONTROL THE PLANE!”

In the winning class, Sierra ate apples, as Cody relaxed on a chair. “So quiet without Courtney” said Gwen. Heather nodded. “Paradise!” said Cody, looking out the window.

In the losing class, Alejandro winked at Bridgette. “I wish I had another muffin” said Alejandro. “I wish I did too” said Bridgette. “Same here” said Owen. “Get out of this Owen” said Alejandro. “Sorry” said Owen. The music bell rung. “We two teams?” said Owen. “No, this song is mainly for Bridgette and Alejandro, but you can sing backup. Sing a parody of Your Love Is My Drug!” said Chris.

Bridgette: Maybe I need some rehab. Or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick obsession. I'm seeing it in my dreams. I'm lookin down every challenge. I'm making those desperate calls. I'm staying up all night hoping hitting my head against the confessional doors. Bridgette: What you got boy, is hard to find. I think about it all the time. I'm all strung out my heart is fried. I just can’t get you off my mind! Everyone but Alejandro: Because your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Bridgette: Won't listen to any advice DJ: Momma’s telling me I should think twice. Bridgette: But look into my own devices, I'm addicted it's a crisis. Alejandro: My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgments gettin’ kinda hazy. Bridgette: My steeze is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crack head. Alejandro winked at Bridgette. Bridgette: What you got boy, is hard to find. I think about it all the time. I'm all strung out my heart is fried. I just can’t get you off my mind! Everyone but Alejandro: Because your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Ezekiel: LeShawna’s butt’s my love. RUN! Rats suddenly jumped out of the plane and Ezekiel gasped. Alejandro: I don't care what people say. The rush is worth the price I pay. Bridgette: I get so high when you're with me. But crash and crave you when you leave. Hey, so I got a question. Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? Do I make your heart beat like an guitar hero guy? Is my love your drug? Your drug? Bridgette: Huh, your drug? Huh, your drug? Is my love your drug? LeShawna: Answer her question, homegirl! Everyone but Alejandro and LeShawna: Because your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Everyone but Alejandro: Because your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Your love your love your love is my drug. Your love your love your love. Bridgette: Hey, hey, so. You love, your love your love, is my drug.

Alejandro took off his shirt. “I like your chest” said Bridgette. The plane landed in the Yukon. Everyone shivered. “Where’s our coats?!” said Heather. “They should be here in a few weeks!” said Chris. Heather stared at Chris. “That’s cold” said Gwen. “Yes, I understand that this weather is cold” said Chris. Gwen facepalmed herself. Conf A, Gwen: Being in his dumb show for three seasons really showed me how jerkish he actually is. I should’ve stayed employed in the petting zoo. “You should cuddle for warmth!” said Chris. LeShawna and Izzy moved toward Alejandro, as Cody got rejected by Gwen, but hugged by Sierra. Alejandro winked at Bridgette who sighed. “You can cuddle me buddy!” said Owen to Noah. “Anyways, today’s challenge is a race past the sheets of ice and get everyone from your team in one of three sleighs of your choice toward the finish, picking up cast members on your team. First team to the finish line with their whole team wins!” said Chris. “That sounds easy” said Izzy. “But…. crossing the icy river in the Yokun used to be easy, back when the river was frozen solid. But thanks to global warming...” said Chris. Owen farted. “…And Owen, Earth is finally becoming a lot more interesting... by which I mean... deadly!” said Chris. “That’s cruel!” said Noah. “Tell that to your buddy Owen” said Chris. Owen waved. “That… isn’t cruel. That’s… great…” said Noah. “I thought so” said Chris. “AND GO!” Chris continued. Owen jumped on an ice sheet and Noah did, but he got launched to the end of the sheets by Owen, but landed head first. Harold jumped a few ice sheets, as Owen stayed put. “Come on team. Jump on Owen’s sheet!” said Alejandro, jumping. “Fine” said Eva, jumping on Owen’s sheet and landing next to Alejandro and Noah. “Later losers!” said Heather, jumping on Owen’s sheet with Gwen and Cody. “Wait for me CODY!” screamed Sierra, jumping to catch Cody. “We are going together!” said Sierra. “FOREVER!” said Sierra. Cody sighed. Sierra jumped to the finish with Cody. “Hurry Owen!” said Alejandro. Owen slid to the finish, as Team Amazon took off. “Bye bye suckers!” said Heather, running with Team Amazon. “It’s fine that we are a bit behind! We just need to try harder!” said Alejandro. “You’re right Al!” said Owen and Izzy. “Let’s all move to the right” said Owen. “No, let’s split up!” said Izzy. Owen gasped. “Why do you want to split up with me?!” said Owen. “To win the challenge” said Izzy. “OH. I thought you meant as a couple!” said Owen. “That’s good too!” said Izzy. Owen gasped. “Just kidding, but I am serious about the splitting up as a team!” said Izzy. Eva ran to the right, and Noah ran straight. Owen and Izzy both ran to the left. “You coming Al?!” said Owen. “I am going to look around here for the sleigh!” said Alejandro. “Okay” said Owen. Conf A, Owen: Weird how Al hasn’t been doing much challenges with us as of late, but more busy with other teams. Ha, must want to talk to them. LeShawna made it first in Team Victory. “I’ll go find the sleigh!” said LeShawna, running straight. Team Amazon continued to walk to the left and found a cave. “Can we stop in there for a minute?” said Sierra, looking at Cody. “No, we need to win this challenge” said Heather. “What happens if we are going the wrong way?” said Gwen. “Then, we go to the right” said Heather. “You really don’t know what you are doing” said Gwen. DJ followed and ran to the sleigh behind LeShawna. “Wait for me, LeShawna!” said Harold, running after DJ and LeShawna. Bridgette was having trouble, however. “I’ll help you!” said Alejandro. “Aww…” said Bridgette, who was one ice sheet from the finish. “Jump! I’ll catch you!” said Alejandro. Bridgette jumped and accidentally kissed Alejandro. Bridgette then blushed. Conf A, Bridgette: That was an accident. I have a boyfriend! “Let’s talk!” said Alejandro, walking straight. At this time, DJ and LeShawna found sleigh. “Let’s go look for Harold and Bridgette, then get outta here!” said LeShawna. “I don’t want to drive” said DJ. LeShawna gave DJ the keys. “Go” said DJ. DJ begun to drive the sleigh. Eva found the sleigh and screamed: “I FOUND A SLIEGH!” Noah, Owen and Izzy ran to Eva and all got in the sleigh. “Okay, one of us is carrying this” said Eva. “Not me” said Noah. Everyone stared at Owen. “I will then!” said Owen, putting the straps on and searching for Alejandro. “AL! AL?! Aliepoo!” said Owen, running. Harold ran to Team Victory’s sleigh and DJ stopped the sleigh. “Get on!” said LeShawna. Harold jumped in next to LeShawna and winked. LeShawna sighed. DJ suddenly sniffed the air and begun to cry. “What now?” said LeShawna. “It smells like momma’s freezer!” said DJ, with frozen tears. “Really?!” said LeShawna. “You are really crying over you and your momma’s freezer?!” said LeShawna. DJ nodded. The scene cut to Team Amazon, looking for the still. “I say go left!” said Heather. “I say go right” said Gwen. “I say go left!” said Heather. “I say go right” said Gwen. “I say go left!” said Heather. “I say go right” said Gwen. “Isn’t this moment romantic?” said Sierra. “Err… let’s go right!” said Cody, getting away from Sierra. “Your embarrassment won’t stop me! Let’s sing Your Love Is My Drug again!” said Sierra. Gwen walked right with Cody and Sierra. “You leave me here! You’ll be sorry!” said Heather, slowly freezing. Conf A, Gwen: Heather IS someone from Avatar. 10 points for me. The scene cut back to Alejandro and Bridgette walking past a pole. Bridgette begun to shiver. “Oh no. I’ll give you my shirt” said Alejandro. “No, keep i--“ said Bridgette, as Alejandro took off his shirt. “And I only give special people my shirt” winked Alejandro. “Aww… wait. Are you trying to start an alliance with me?!” said Bridgette, suspiciously. “No, this is much more than a game” said Alejandro. Conf A, Bridgette: Not trying to flirt with him. “Do you want one more accident?” winked Alejandro. “Well, m--“ said Bridgette kissing Alejandro, but Alejandro moved away and Bridgette got her tongue stuck in her pole, when she closed her eyes. “Later loser!” said Alejandro, getting away with Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot’s sleigh. “Isn’t that a great dramatic moment?!” said Chris, walking to the pole. “No” said Bridgette stuck to a pole. Gwen, Heather, Cody and Sierra arrived to the location where Bridgette was stuck to the pole. “Hey! We didn’t go in circles!” said Gwen and Heather. “It looks like we did” said Sierra. “Whatever, we are winning this challenge!” said Heather. “Not so fast, cowgirl!” said Chris, as the bell rung. “This isn’t the wild west” said Heather. “Sing a song with Bridgette!” said Chris.

Bridgette: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, mess! Bridgette: It's beating so hard, it comes outta my chest! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, chest! Cody winked at Gwen. Bridgette: I tried to fit two men in my soul! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, soul! Bridgette: I ended up stuck to a pole! Sierra: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Cody, Gwen and Heather: Stuck, stuck to a po-oo-le! Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, said! Bridgette: And when I closed my eyes, he jumped on a sled! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, sled! Bridgette: He's moved on, I'm still stuck in this place! Gwen and Heather: Oooh, place! Bridgette: Would somebody pour warm water down my face?! Chris: No. Gwen and Heather: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a po-Ooo-le! Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!

“Great job, Team Amazon. You are free to go!” said Chris. “Now, where were we? Oh yeah, LEFT” said Heather. “RIGHT” said Gwen. “LEFT” said Heather. “RIGHT” said Gwen. “LEFT” said Heather. “RIGHT” said Gwen. “LEFT” said Heather. “RIGHT” said Gwen. “LEFT” said Heather. “STOP!” said Cody. “Hey, it was my turn” said Gwen. “Let’s just go straight if we can’t decide to go left or right!” said Cody. “Wait! Get me unstuck!” said Bridgette. “Well, I am going to finish this coffee!” said Chris. “No, wait!” said Bridgette. “So hot” sipped Chris, walking away. “Get me unstuck! Heelp!” said Bridgette. Team Amazon found a sleigh full of dynamite and explosives. “This will explode in ten minutes!” said Heather, looking at the countdown clock on the dynamites. “Get out! We could get an advantage!” said Heather. The scene cut to Team Victory. DJ, who was running to try to take the win for his team suddenly crashed into a baby seal. “Oh no!” said DJ, continuing to cry. “Uh oh” said LeShwana. “I hurt another animal!” cried DJ once again. “It’s fine!” said Harold. LeShawna made noises like a baby seal. “See, it’s getting up” said Harold. DJ smiled with frozen tears and continued to run. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot beat Team Victory out for first place in the challenge suddenly. “WE WON!” said Izzy, high-fiving Owen. Alejandro nodded and snickered. Team Victory came in second, as Chris walked over. “Yes! No more elimination ceremony!” said LeShawna, high-fiving DJ. “Not really, where is Bridgette?” said Chris. “She’s right next to-- Holy cow. She’s not here” said LeShawna. “We got to hurry up and get her!” said Harold. “Too late” said Chris, as Team Amazon soon crossed the finish line by the explosives. “WOOT!” they cheered. “Well, you all have to boot someone off” said Chris. Conf A, Alejandro: Simple!

In the boarding ceremony, Bridgette still had a pole stuck to her. “Same situation, huh?” said Chris. LeShawna nodded. DJ continued to cry with frozen tears. “Relax, the seal is okay” said Harold. “Are you sure?” cried DJ. “Time to show the votes, pretty simple on who got eliminated” said Chris. Conf A, DJ: I vote myself off. I am an animal hurter! Conf A, Bridgette: I vote off… lelahaofk (slurred). Conf A, Harold: Bridgette, you lost the challenge. Conf A, LeShawna: Sorry Bridgette, but you lost the challenge for us big time. Conf A, Baby Seal: (votes DJ off) “There we go again, Bridgette, you are eliminated!” said Chris, throwing Bridgette a parachute. “Take off the pole” said Bridgette. “Any last words?” said Chris. “Alejandro, he’s ev--“ said Bridgette. “Well, would you look at the time” said Chris, pushing Bridgette out of the jet. “Should’ve took off the pole” said Chris, watching Bridgette fall. “ALEJANDRO! HE’S EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!” said Bridgette, falling fast, tangled up. “Alejandro’s Eva?” said LeShawna. “I dunno” said Harold. Chris passed Harold, LeShawna and DJ the barf bag of peanuts. “Join us next time to find out if Team Victory would win a challenge and what is going on in the winning class?! Also, what sexy songs are we singing next?! Find out in Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris. Conf A, Alejandro: One by one, they’ll ALL go down.

Bridgette called Geoff and begun to sing. Bridgette: I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a flower after the first frost. And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost. Oops, I really messed up. At least I 'fessed up! Geoff angrily hung up. Bridgette: Well, I am doing this for you still, however... But I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board! And I'm sorry like the band when they played a wrong chord... Oops, I really screwed up. I felt some dude up! But, I'm sorry, so sorry! Geoff, I really think you rule. You're so cute how you make me drool! And if you give me one more chance... I'll do my happy, happy dance! Geoff, you're the one for me. And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily... Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond... Just so, freaking... sorry.

Chapter 5: Slap Slap Revelation
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, things got juicy between Bridgette and Alejandro. Really juicy. So juicy that they stared in a song and made the origin of another song. But Bridgette got stuck to the pole. Alejandro ran into his team’s sleigh and made it in first place. Team Victory forgot about Bridgette and lost the challenge. Bridgette, who was stuck to a pole got eliminated. Should’ve removed the parachute. Join us this week to find out where in the world we are going in Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

In the winner’s class, Alejandro relaxed in the armrests. “We belong in here all the time” said Alejandro. “You are right Al!” said Owen. Conf A, Alejandro: We equals me, not you, just me. In the losing class, Heather said: “We got to win this next challenge. Our team sucks badly!” “Well, next time. Don’t fight about going left or right” said Gwen. “It was right!” said Heather. “Left” said Gwen. “Right” said Heather. “Left” said Gwen. “Right” said Heather. “Left” said Gwen. “Right” said Heather. “Left” said Gwen. “Right” said Heather. “Left” said Gwen. “Right” said Heather. “Straight!” said Cody. “STRAIGHT!” said Heather and Gwen. “Stop fighting already” said Cody. “Fine!” said Gwen and Heather at the same time. Conf A, Heather: Don’t bug me little goth. Conf A, Gwen: Don’t bug me fat head. “Woah, looks like we are landing in the Alps” said Noah, looking out of the window. Everyone got out of the plane and Chris whispered: “Be quiet, it’s the German Alps”. “Just great, we got to shut up for an entire episode” said Eva. “Yay!” whispered Heather, staring at Gwen. “Shut up” whispered Gwen. The note ding was heard. “How can we sing like this, homegirl?!” said LeShawna. “Your song starts NOW!” said Chris, out loud.

Harold: Uh oh. Heather: Keep it down, so I can win the loot! Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot! Noah: Shhhh! Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. You suck the lemon truck. Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout! LeShawna: I'll shake my booty when Chris shoves you out the plane! Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you. Gwen: Swimming in your eyes, there's butterflies and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold Sierra: Wait, something's catching up to me in my brain. That Chris is actually insane and some things arer actually lame. I remembered. Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! YAY!

The snow begun to fall down suddenly. Everyone screamed, as Owen rode a deer as the snow piled up down the hill. “Today’s challenge is to shovel the meat and make a sled thingie with the meat to slide down the hill. First team to the finish wins this part of the challenge. Go!” said Chris, as the cast ran up the hill. Team Amazon made it first. “I am not doing this” said Heather. “You are” said Gwen. “Am not” said Heather. “Am too” said Gwen. “Am not” said Heather. “Am too” said Gwen. “Am not” said Heather. “Am too” said Gwen. Alejandro walked up and saw Gwen and Heather bickering. Conf A, Alejandro: When do they stop bickering? “What’s going on ladies” said Alejandro. “Get away enemy” said Sierra, winking at Heather. “It’s my good as a contestant of this game to know what’s going on” said Alejandro. “Heather is giving me the job of shoveling the meat as she does nothing” complained Gwen. “Well, why doesn’t she do that?” said Alejandro. “Okay, fine. Heather, do the shoveling!” said Gwen. Cody and Sierra nodded. “You are not in our team!” said Heather. Conf A, Heather: What does not in this team mean? Grow a pony tail and pretend to be Cody… a girl I mean. “But I am in this game and I respect you all” said Alejandro. Gwen pushed Heather to the meat and the shovel. “Dig!” said Gwen. Heather sighed and begun to dig, making a sausage to slide down the hill fast. Team Amazon hopped in and slid down for the lead. Meanwhile, Team Victory made a sausage together and Owen ate most of the sausage from Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot. “Really Owen?” said Alejandro. “We can just ride him down” said Noah. “Are you sure” said Alejandro staring at Owen. “I may…” said Owen, barfing away from the camera. “Worse than the school gym” said Noah. Eva sat on Owen. “Don’t take this the wrong way geeks” said an angry Eva. Alejandro, Noah and Izzy all got ontop of Owen. “This is a dream come truuuuuuuuuue” said Izzy, sliding down the hill. “Great! We are going to lose again!” said LeShawna. DJ accidentally put a bird in the meat grinding machine. “NO!” cried DJ. The bird lost it’s hair, as DJ cried looking away. “Uh oh…” said Harold. “I am a murderer!” cried DJ. “You are a man?” said LeShawna, who couldn’t hear that well. “I am a man” winked Harold. “No need to listen to yo’ love story!” said LeShawna. Soon, Team Victory’s sausage finished and they slid down the kill. “You can drive DJ” said LeShawna. Harold sighed. DJ drove the sausage down the hill, but crashed into a baby goat. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” cried DJ. “Wow…” said Harold. LeShawna nodded. As Team Victory crashed in the bottom, more snow was headed to the three teams, as the music note rung once again. “Parody song?” said Heather. “Alejandro…” winked Chris, watching. As the snow stopped falling ontop of the cast, Heather was soaked. “Where’s the showers?” said Heather. Gwen laughed. “GO!” said Chris.

Alejandro was getting ready to sing to Gwen, while taking off his shirt. Gwen begun to get dazzled. Heather: Oh God. Alejandro: I know that we are young. And I know you may love me. But I just can't be with you like this anymore. Gwen: Alejandro. Alejandro: She's got both hands in her pocket. And she will look at you. Will look at you. She hides true love. En su bolsillo. she's got a halo 'round her finger. Around you. Gwen: You know that I love you boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice. At this point I gotta choose, nothing to loose. Everyone but Alejandro and Harold: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: I'm your babe. I'm not your babe, Fernando. Want a kiss and just a touch. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Alejandro: She's not broken, she's just a baby… Gwen: You know that I love you boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice, at this point I gotta choose, nothing to loose. I'm your babe. I'm your babe, Alejandro. Want a kiss and just a touch. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: I'm your babe, Alejandro. Want a kiss and just a touch. Heather: God, this guy is cheesier than Owen’s butt. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: I'm your babe, Alejandro. Want a kiss and just a touch. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Everyone but Alejandro and Heather: Call my name. Call my name, Alejandro. Gwen: I'm your babe, Alejandro. Want a kiss and just a touch. Alejandro.

Owen, who was still singing, not noticed the song stop, sung: “Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale-ale-jandro. Ale-ale-jandro”. Owen stopped and looked really shocked, as everyone stared at him. “Riiiiight, good job guys!” said Chris. “Now, the next challenge is the old game of slap slap revolution!” said Chris. “That’s the title name for today’s episode” said Sierra. “How did you know?” said Chris. Conf A, Chris: Should’ve remembered she’s a stalker. “You wanted to name it Total Drama: On Cold Ice!” said Sierra. “On COLD Ice?!” snickered Heather. Everyone but Alejandro, Sierra and Chris laughed in the confessional. “God, stop embarrassing me. I was in a phase!” said Chris. “Anyways, three people per team will smack each other and dance the correct movements on those dancing twister thingies. Whatever, anyways. If you dance wrong, you are out. If you dance right, you are in, but you may be out for falling off or getting pushed, punched etc. off. Also, boys don’t hit a girl!” said Chris. Cody winked at Gwen, who punched Cody in the face. “CODYYYYYYY!” screamed Sierra. “Pick the three per team, except Team Chris Is Hotter Than The Sun, you guys pick two!” said Chris. “I am not going!” said Heather. Alejandro walked over. “Go back to your team!” said Heather, pushing Alejandro away from Team Amazon. “Pushy” winked Alejandro. “Cody!” cried Sierra. Alejandro stared at Cody. “I think you three should dance!” said Alejandro to Heather, Gwen and Sierra. Alejandro whispered to Gwen: “I wish I could pick Cody, but I have to be fair”. Gwen blushed. “GET OUT!” said Heather. “Fine” said Alejandro, walking away. Conf A, Noah: Alejandro always seems to be walking away in the middle of challenges. He’s not mental like Izzy or anything. Conf A, Izzy: I said move the toilet upside-down. I want a wet confessional! “I’ll go with Eva!” said Alejandro. Owen high-fived Noah, who sighed. Owen then hugged Izzy and smiled. “Okay! Everyone get on against someone else not on your team!” said Chris. Heather was paired with Eva. Gwen was paired with Harold. Sierra was paired with DJ. Alejandro was paired with LeShawna. Music was played, as Chris said begin. Sierra begun to sing, “One, two, three, slap my knee, my husband to be, his name is Cody. Four, five, six, pick up sticks, my heart won't tick without my Cody-fix. Seven, eight, nine, straighten your spine, good to see Cody looking so fine. Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve, chicks want Cody, but his butt's MINE!” Cody fainted. Everyone continued to dance the proper moves, but Eva pushed out Heather suddenly. “Heather, you are out!” said Chris. Eva watched everyone dance. “Argh” said Heather, on snow again. Gwen begun to laugh, as she pushed Harold. LeShawna sighed, while watching this. Conf A, LeShawna: Poor sugar cakes. Alejandro also followed the moves saying, “I am sorry if this hurts!” “No, it’s fine!” said LeShawna attracted to Alejandro, who jumped away. Conf A, Harold: Poor LeShwana. “It’s now Sierra vs. DJ!” said Chris. Both of them continued to dance carefully. “You hit me!” said DJ. “You sure?” said Sierra. DJ nodded. “You are the one with fifty one and still counting Total Drama blogs!” said DJ. Sierra kicked DJ, but got on with his hands still. “My turn” said DJ, pushing Sierra off. “Sorry” said DJ. “You are moving on, DJ!” said Chris. Eva was paired with Gwen. Alejandro was paired with DJ. “And go!” said Chris. Everyone begun to dance. “Don’t hurt anything” said DJ, looking around for animals. Alejandro stared at Gwen, who was trying to dance perfectly and get away from Eva. Eva punched Gwen and Gwen got knocked off. Alejandro jumped off, as Gwen fell to the ground. “Wow. We are moving on to the final two. Eva vs. DJ!” said Chris. DJ gulped, as Eva cracked her knuckles. “And GO!” said Chris. DJ stared at the growling and angry Eva. Eva danced and tried to punch DJ, who begun to cry. “Show the man who’s boss!” said LeShawna. “What man?!” said DJ, looking around, as Eva punched him to the ground. “TEAM CHRIS is Reeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllly Hot WINS IMMUNITY!” said Chris. “WOOHOO!” said Owen. “Team Amazon, one of you are getting eliminated and let’s find out in the boarding ceremony!” said Chris.

In the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “You are in this situation once again”. Heather stared Gwen down. “Time to show the votes, this is another close one” said Chris. Conf A, Heather: I vote Gwen off, she should actually pay attention to me when she’s crushing on Alejandro. Conf A, Gwen: I vote off Cody… I don’t know who else to eliminate right now. “Except yourself” said Heather. Gwen rolled her eyes. Conf A, Cody: I vote for Heather! I want Gwen to stay and Sierra… likes me which may help for the next elimination… Conf A, Sierra: I vote for Gwen! I have been practicing saying to vote Heather off past midnight, the time when Chris usually does cat stretches, but Gwen kinda lost today’s challenge and I want to see her kiss Duncan! “There we go again, Gwen, you are eliminated!” said Chris, throwing Gwen a parachute. “But… I thought…” said Gwen. “Well, would you look at the time” said Chris, pushing Bridgette out of the jet, but Gwen managed to stay on with her hands. “Bye” said Alejandro, behind Chris pushing Gwen off the jet. Chris passed Sierra, Cody and Heather the barf bag of peanuts. “Join us next time to find out how dangerous Team Chris Is Really Really Really So Really Hot would be in the next challenge and what would happen to DJ’s so called animal curse, don’t kill a beetle, DJ!” said Chris.

Chapter 6: Greece’s Pieces
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we sung two more songs and Gwen somewhat got manipulated by our really sexy and hot Alejandro! Team Chris won another challenge, thanks to Eva and Gwen took the boot by just one vote, so it’s close. Will Team Chris ever lose? Doubtful, but it may happen in this Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

It was sunrise and everyone was sleeping, as the music note rung. “TIK TOK! TIK TOK!” said Chris, over the loudspeaker.

Heather: Wake up in the morning feeling like C. Witty. Cody: Hey, what up girl? Eva: Grab my knuckles, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this next country. Noah: Lets die. Owen: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of snacks. Izzy: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back. Heather: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes. Trying on all my clothes, clothes. LeShawna: Boys blowing up our butts, butts. Sierra: Drop-topping, going to our favorite sites, sites. Owen: Pulling up to the parties. Trying to get a little bit tipsy. Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. DJ: But it’s only 6AM and I don’t want to hurt the birds. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Everyone: LOVE IT! Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. DJ: Did you hear what I said? Harold: It’s a song. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Noah: Hate it… Cody: Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of fears. Sierra: Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here. Heather: And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger. But we kick em to the curb unless their computers stop acting like a lagger. LeShawna: I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk. Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk. Cody tried to touch LeShawna’s junk, but LeShawna slapped him. Heather: God, you got more junk in your trunk that Donald Trump. Chef: Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out Izzy: Or the police shut us down, down. Police shut us down, down. Po-po shut us. Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Noah: Teehe… Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Everyone: LOVE IT. Sierra: Coody, you build me up. You break me down. My heart, it pounds. Yeah, you got me. With my hands up. You got me now. You got that sound. Yeah, you got me. Sierra: Coody, you build me up. You break me down. My heart, it pounds. Yeah, you got me. With my hands up. You got me now. You got that sound. Yeah, you got me. With my hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Heather: Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in Alejandro: Tough luck. Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Everyone: LOVE IT. Harold: Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up. Izzy: Tonight, I'mma fight. 'Til we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no. Everyone: LOVE IT.

“Fantastic job!” said Chris. “Go back to bed!” he continued. Once everyone went to bed, Chris blew the plane’s horn. “That was enough rest” he winked. The plane then landed in Greece. “Looks like we are in Japan again” said a drowsy Owen. “Wow, I did not know that Japan had the Temple of Olympian Zeus or the Acropolis” said Noah. “Awesome! When do we take pictures with the statues! I want to paint it all yellow or blue or…” said Izzy. “Listen up cast, we are in Greece, lots of stuff is here that I won’t talk about, but I will talk about your challenge” said Chris. “Mhm, like usual” said LeShawna, rolling her eyes. Harold nodded. “Want to try being the host or still want to be the monkey in the middle on Team Amazon, right Cody?” said Chris. Cody sighed. “Don’t speak to Cody without respect with his Codyness and Cody smell and stuff!” said Sierra. “Riiiight. Well, today’s challenge is the Olympics” said Chris. Conf A, Owen: Before I ate a lot of hot dogs and cake, I used to dream to be in the Olympics. Singing the national anthem and winning gold for Canada! But cake and hot dogs are good too! “You guys will compete in three challenges!” said Chris. “Awesome!” said Owen. “What happens if there’s a tie?!” said Eva. “Then, we’ll have a nude tiebreaker, since that’s what the--“ said Chris. “K!” said Owen, taking down his pants and running around. “Darn it Owen! I said a tiebreaker!” said Chris. “Oh… whoops” said Owen, putting on his pants. “Eva, Sierra and LeShawna, you three are going to compete in the first challenge” said Chris. “And that is?!” said Eva. “Trying to get a gold medal from a moose’s neck!” said Chris. “What about a silver medal?” said Owen. “There are no silver medals” said Chris. “What about a bronze medal?” said Owen. “There are no bronze medals” said Chris. “What about…” said Owen. “What about you shut up?!” said Chris, facepalming himself. “Also, because everyone did great in the beginning part of the episode and that song, you don’t need to sing another song!” said Chris. “WOOHOO!” said Owen. Conf A, Sierra: Oh my goodness! I got to ask Owen if he still likes baked beans as his fifteenth favorite food of nine-thousand seven hundred twenty nine foods in the entire world, but not after I ask him if he still eats cake in the confessional when he is sad. A lot has changed since we last saw him in Total Drama Island. OMG! OMG! EEEEEEE! I have that on DVD, but there was no special to it. Darn it. I wanted to admire Cody for another ten minutes and nine seconds out of the twenty minutes. “Okay, anyways! Go receive the medal!” said Chris. “Do we need to blow a whistle or a horn?” said an intern. Chris signaled for Chef, who blew a kazoo. “Dandy” said Chris. “I faced a moose at the mall once!” said LeShawna, running in circles. “I want you to shut up” said Eva, charging at the bull. “And I think Gwunkin is awesome!” said Sierra. Everyone rolled their eyes. Conf A, Sierra: OMG! OMG! Cornkin is awesome! I love it, but not as much as Gwunkin! I expect twenty more fanblogs of those couples by the morning, but I hope we get fifty couples by tomorrow morning. And by me and Cody, I mean the couple: Codera! I’d always be there for him… ALWAYS! Conf A, Noah: The more she relies on Cody, the more I’ll die inside. Maybe even rot like Owen’s candy apple he still couldn’t find in the basement of his house. I hate that story, so fangirly. “Follow me all!” said Chris. The people not participating in the challenge followed Chris. “You guys can pick one person per team to wrestle!” said Chris, walking back to the others. “You go. I need to file my nails!” said Heather, beginning to file her nails to Cody. “Ummm… sure?” said Cody. “MEMEMEMEME!” said Izzy. “I agree” winked Owen. “Fine” sighed Alejandro. “I’ll do it with my wicked skills!” said Harold. “You sure you want to do it? I’d get hurt instead of you, buddy” said DJ. “Nah, I’ll do it!” said Harold, as a bird flied past him. “STOP HAROLD!” said DJ, noticing the bird. “Why?!” said Harold, practicing his kicking. DJ ran to Harold and Harold kicked DJ in the face. DJ fell ontop of the passing bird. “D’OH!” screamed DJ. “Okay! So, it’s Cody, Harold and Izzy! GO!” said Chris, walking back to Eva, LeShawna and Sierra. Meanwhile, Eva charged at the moose and ripped the gold medal off it. “So simple” said Eva, rolling her eyes and putting the medal on her. Conf A, Eva: Grunt. Conf A, Chef: Why does Eva remind me of a caveman? “Wow, that was quick!” said Chris to Eva. Chris signaled for a megaphone to Chef and Chef returned with a toy microphone. “Argh! I hate budget cuts!” said Chris. “Get me interns three, twenty-seven and nine thousand point two hundred seven thousand one hundred ninety three!” said Chris. “Wasn’t nine thousand point two hundred seven thousand one hundred ninety three’s intern name nine thousand point two hundred seven thousand one hundred sixty nine” asked Chef. “Same exact thing, whatever. Get that guy!” said Chris. Meanwhile, Harold kicked Cody in the stomach and Cody passed out to the ground. Izzy jumped on Cody and sat on him counting: “One two three, a b c, get your mom off my apple tree!” Harold then charged to Izzy and sat on him. “Hey! I wasn’t ready!” said Izzy, cracking her knuckles. “One… two… two and a half… two and two thirds… two and fifty nine sixtieths… three!” said Izzy, throwing Harold to DJ. “I WIN! I WIN!” cheered Izzy. Back with Chris and Chef, Chris threw interns three, twenty-seven and nine thousand point two hundred seven thousand one hundred ninety three off the plane. “There we go” said Chris. Chris walked to everyone and asked: “Who won?” “We did!” said Harold and DJ. “Well, looks like we are having another challenge!” said Chris. “WOOHOO!” said Owen. “Follow me” said Chris. Everyone followed Chris to three sets of wings and Izzy accidentally kicked Owen in the nuts. “Ouch” said Owen. “Yes, this challenge will hurt” said Chris. Owen gulped. “One of you will be flying up there to touch the string and win this sport for your team!” said Chris. Sierra and Cody both glared at Heather angrily. “Fine, I’ll go” said Heather. “If we need a tiebreaker, I nominate Cody. He always does great when he is doing tiebreakers” said Sierra. “The things you know frighten all of us. Really, they do” said Chris. DJ is seen sucking his thumb. “Don’t worry about DJ. He’s been a thumb sucker since he was three” said Sierra. “I’ll go my valuable team” said Alejandro. “My turn” said a scared DJ. LeShawna and Harold nodded. “Okay!” said Chris, passing them all wings. “Fly away!” said Chris, once they all put on their wings. Heather took an early lead, but Alejandro caught up and winked at her. Conf A, Heather: What can I say? Alejandro is kinda cute. Heather fawned over him and fell fast. “HEATHER!” screamed Sierra. “Oh whoops!” said Heather, catching up to Alejandro and DJ. DJ looked around. “I can’t believe I am doing this!” said DJ, looking at the ground. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed DJ, crashing ontop of Alejandro and falling to the ground. Alejandro continued to flap. Conf A, Alejandro: ARGH! Really?! Conf B, Chef: It gets so lonely in here. Nobody uses this confessional. Heather flew to the top and reached the string. “HEATHER WINS! But… who will come in second?!” winked Chris. Heather smiled and sticked her tounge at Alejandro. “Grrrrrrrr” said Alejandro, continuing to fly. Conf A, Alejandro: That little cow. Conf A, Heather: That little bi--sexy contestant. Conf B, Chef: I am gonna cook me some popcorn. Chef looked for the microwave and saw Ezekiel and made a girly scream. Back outside in Greece, Alejandro reached the top, but DJ reached the rope before Alejandro. “NO!” screamed Alejandro. “Haha! Eat dust loser!” said Heather, landing slowly and throwing the wings at Eva. “Well, it looks like we need a tiebreaker. The placing in this race will prove who will win immunity and who will give someone a boot!” said Chris. “I love boots! Gimmie a boot!” said Izzy. “Wait, you don’t want an elimination ceremony?!” said Chris. “No! I want a boot to smack COURTNEY with!” said Izzy. “Well, here’s a boot!” said Chris, throwing Izzy a boot. “Time for you to get eliminated. Do you agree?” said Chris. “Yes!” said Izzy. “Fine! No tiebreaking challenge, Izzy has been eliminated. Now, time to go Izzy!” said Chris, getting on the plane. “Don’t go!” said Owen. “Don’t worry silly beans, I’ll always stay in your mind!” said Izzy. Everyone walked in and Izzy walked to the cockpit of the plane. Izzy took the control of the plane. “Whoa! What does this button do?!” said Izzy, pressing a button as the plane flips. “Oh! And this one!” said Izzy, pressing another button. “Girl, stop that!” said Chef. The camera switches to outside of the plane. “Ooo. Blue button! BLUE BUTTON!” screams Izzy. Izzy pushes it and planes starts to fall with mostly everyone screaming. The plane then recovers in the flight. Izzy gets a text message from LeShawna saying: “Cut it out girl. You crazy!” Izzy begun to imitate Chris over the loudspeaker saying: “Ahem! This is your captain speaking. If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a plane does a summersault!” Chef grabbed the microphone from Izzy. “Give me that! Uh, ya'll might wanna hang on to something heavy and big” said Chef. Alejandro, Cody, Noah and DJ all hold onto Owen in fear. Alejandro, Noah and Owen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The plane rolls and flips on a strip on water in front of the Louvre and it then lands. Izzy’s seat got ejected from the plane and Izzy took off into the darkness. “Find out what will I do now that we are not in the Effiel Tower for the introduction and what challenge am I going to do too. Also, I need to go use the bathroom. Flipping planes is not a good thing to do, but watching this next episode of Total Drama World Tour is!” said Chris.

Chapter 7: Can't Help Falling In Louvre
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we had a really fast Olympic game! But Izzy, somehow got eliminated wanting the boot and got the boot. However, she crashed the plane in Paris and now, we need to do a challenge here. At least I am planning a double elimination soon!” said Chris.

The scene changed to Owen sitting on the ground. “I miss Izzy” said Owen. “That nutso?” said Noah. Owen nodded. “Oh please” said Noah. The note suddenly appeared and dinged. “Oh no. OH NO!” said Noah. “Oh yes!” said Chris, walking to Owen and Noah. “I have to sing backup?” said Noah. “Yep, sing a song about Izzy!” said Chris, as the doodles returned.

Owen: I miss the way, Izzy said hello! By hoofing me, in the kiwis! I missed the daytime when Izzy moved so slow. Noah: Yay? Owen: 'Cause other times, she'd get freaky! Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I...I miss you so! Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy. Why'd I ever let you go? Noah: Actually she was a nut and made out with a monster, yo. Owen: I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite on my arm, when there was trouble. Which was all the time. Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight. Noah: No comment. Owen: And boot me in the kiwis double! Ouch. Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I...I miss you so. Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy! Why'd I ever let you go? Why'd I ever let you go?

Chris clapped. “Awesome!” said Chris. “You enjoy my pain?” said Owen. Alejandro patted Owen. “Well, today’s challenge is to find the pieces of a statue!” said Chris. “What kinds of statues?” said Cody. “The Thinker” said Chris. “That’s not even in the Lourve” said Alejandro. “Well, we're not using the actual statues. Those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones. Right?” said Chris. Chef looked uneasy at the camera and ran off. “And we have Venus...” said Chris. “Not the planet, Owen” said Noah. “Darn” said Owen. “And…” said Chris. “Cody?!” said Sierra, picking Cody’s hair. Cody looked at Sierra. “Can you stop picking my hair?!” said Cody. “Okay!” said Sierra, massaging Cody. “And massaging me!” said Cody. “Okay!” said Sierra, making Cody cool down with a fan. “You are the stalker girl crush I wish I didn’t have, Sierra!” said Cody. Sierra stared at Cody. Conf A, Sierra: He doesn’t like me?! President of his fanclub. After saving his rumor on how Beth liked watching Cody drink lemonade, he says he doesn’t like me. He’d be drinking root beer if he didn’t… CODYYYYYY! Sierra begun to cry and eat ice cream from Owen’s pocket. “Hey! I was saving that for while the challenge!” said Owen. “Put it together!” said Heather, dragging Sierra away by ponytail. Conf A, Cody: Wow, I never knew I could do that, but she really needs to stop. “And we also have… The Statue of David” said Chris. “Who’s getting what?!” said Heather. “Wait, aren’t those nude statues?!” said Noah. “That’s right Noah, but they aren’t probably nude!” said Chris. Noah rolled his eyes. “So, Team Amazon gets The Statue of David. Team Victory gets The Thinker and Team I Am Smoking Hawt gets Venus!” said Chris. “Can we begin already?” said Eva. “Wait, your encouragement?!” said Chris. “IZZY!” said Owen. “No!” said Chris, pointing to a bear, the baby seal and a squirrel. “D’OH!” screamed DJ. “Oh no I didn’t” said Chris. “Oh yes you did” said LeShawna. “Let’s also add the lasers. You need to cross lasers first, before putting the statue together. Begin the search!” said Chris.

“Let’s split up like last time” said Alejandro. “Sure Al!” said Owen, walking away with Noah on his leg. Meanwhile, DJ cried. “Stop it already you big chicken!” said LeShawna. “CHICKEN?! WHERE?!” said DJ, looking around and finding a chicken trying to fly but crashing to the wall. Conf A, Harold: DJ is so not a murder. “Let’s go sugar baby and find The Thinker!” said LeShawna to Harold. Conf A, Harold: LeShawna is so my date. “Sure!” said Harold. Conf A, Harold: Harold, me, is so awesome. “Cody, try to make Sierra stop!” said Heather, carrying a whistle and several buckets. “But aren’t we…” said Cody. “NOW!” said Heather, blowing the whistle. “Hi Sierra!” said Cody. “Hmmm… I hear Cody, but I don’t see him” said Sierra. “Argh” said Cody, facepalming himself. “Hey Noah. How did you get here, buddy?!” said Owen, finally looking down at his foot. “What am I? Katie?!” said Noah. “You kinda look like Katie” said Owen. Noah slapped Owen. “Snap out of it” said Noah. “Woohoo!” said Owen. “Now, can you help me up?!” said Noah, cracking his back. Meanwhile, Alejandro found all the pieces of Venus behind a plant. Conf A, Alejandro: Simple. “Guys! We found all our pieces!” said Alejandro. “Guys?!” said Alejandro, after crickets whistled. Eva grunted her way to Alejandro. “What happened to you?” said Alejandro. Eva pushed Alejandro down. Conf A, Alejandro: Why is she on our team anyways? Chef ran to Alejandro with a pirate eyepatch. “Why thank… you” said Alejandro. Conf A, Alejandro: My only medicine needed is revange. “Hey Eva, you know you messed my eye up?” said Alejandro. “Grunt” said Eva. Conf A, Alejandro: Is that the only thing she says? In the control panel, Chris said: “Try to be in the same show with her in three seasons. She’s part caveman, believe me”. “Anyways… where’s Owen and Tyler?” said Alejandro. Heather walked by Alejandro and snickered. “Hello… Captain Pablo” laughed Heather. “Hello… Ms. Pablo” said Alejandro, winking. “ARGH!” said Heather, storming off. Conf A, Heather: He can’t be THAT perfect. LeShawna and Harold found pieces of The Thinker at the emergency exit. “I think we are missing its head” said Harold. “Where is it?!” said LeShawna. Meanwhile, DJ wore The Thinker’s head as he begun to cry. “Wait a sec. DJ, snap out of it!” said DJ. DJ took off The Thinker’s head and found a golfcart. “Team Victory, here comes your victory!” said DJ, beginning to drive the golfcart. DJ drove the cart to the Mona Lisa, which fell to the ground. “Chef!” said Chris, signaling for duct tape. “That’ll do” said Chris, after seeing the finish result of the duct-tapped Mona Lisa. DJ then crashed to the animals. “D’OH!” said DJ. Noah and Owen both walked to Alejandro. “Fantastic!” said Alejandro, walking to the lasers. “Who’s first?” said Owen. Everyone stared at Noah. “Fine, I’ll go!” said Noah. The scene cut to Sierra, angry and still ignoring Cody on the floor. “Sierra, please stop!” said Cody. “I think he wants me to stop!” said Sierra. “Yes, I do!” said Cody. Sierra walked away and the music note rung. “Chris, this is not the right time for this!” said Cody. “Oh yes it is, Cody” said Chris. “I’ll sing!” said Sierra. “You would?!” said Cody. “For Chris” said Sierra.

Sierra: I love Paris in the springtime! Je t'aime Paris in the fall! Cody: That's great, Sierra! Keep going! Sierra: It's the city of love in the summer! But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause... Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then, laughed! Cody: Not like that… Sierra hit Cody with a pan. Sierra: Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy! Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy! Oui, my friends! They will- wait, Heather isn’t my friend. Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then, laugh! Cody: Wait up! Sierra! Owen: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through! Noah: Um, no, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe. Alejandro: Guys, stop singing this song. It’s their song. Sierra: Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true! Heather: Cody, what are you doing?! Cody: I'm trying! Sierra: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you... If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on his show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still. Oui, end up in Paris! Oui, feel like despair-es! And, the boy won't even take you outside! Heather: All she wants to do is go outside?! Do it, Cody!

Conf A, Chris: Oui is spelled O U I, not W E and it’s despair-es, not despair-is, people who screw the closed captioning up. You screwed up this show! Cody dragged Sierra to a scene with a dark background. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot made it past the lasers first and Team Victory followed. “Isn’t this ROMANTIC?!” said Cody. “You are doing this because you have to” said Sierra. “Well, umm… grrrrrr!” said Cody. Sierra blushed. Heather found all the pieces and ran to Cody and Sierra. “HURRY!” said Heather, making it past the lasers. Sierra and Cody followed. “Isn’t this romantic?” said Cody. Sierra rolled her eyes. Team Amazon passed the lasers and saw everyone working. “Wowzers!” said Chris, winking. Heather gasped. “This is all your fault!” said Heather to Cody. “I’m sorry!” said Cody slowly hugging Sierra. “I LOVE YOU!” said Sierra, kissing Cody. Conf A, Sierra: Being sad was awesome. Playing hard to get actually works! “I got a plan!” said Heather, staring at Alejandro and the nearly-done Venus. Meanwhile, DJ was getting beat up by all the animals and crashed into Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot’s statue. “Sorry!” said DJ, running off with the head and throwing it to LeShawna. “Nevermind!” said Heather, beginning to work. “You nearly got your David on our Venus!” said Eva. Heather snickered, beginning to work. Team Victory added on the head first. “WE WIN!” said Harold. “You win… nothing!” said Chris. “What?!” growled LeShawna. “But a ticket to first class!” smiled Chris. “WOOHOO!” said LeShawna, high-fiving DJ. The bear got up and chased DJ outside. LeShawna sighed. “And the curse continuuuessss!” said Chris. Team Amazon then finished thirty nine minutes later after Team Victory got on the plane. “Yes!” said Heather. “From last to second to last!” said Heather. Sierra squeezed Cody. “Please stop!” said Cody, barely. “Well, looks like you guys are heading to the elimination room!” said Chris to Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot. Alejandro stared at Eva.

At the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “First time in here, right? I’ll explain. You all vote someone off and…” “We’ve been here for two seasons. I think we all know how to vote someone off and get some gross yucky thing that’ll kill us, hate us or poison us!” said Noah. “For the sake of Lindsay, I’ll explain it. You all vote someone off in your team, one person and not everyone. Please vote. I’ll give you barf bags of peanuts…” said Chris. “Told you” said Noah. “YUM! Peanuts!” said Owen. Chris rolled his eyes. “The person who does not receive a marshmallow of peanuts gets eliminated!” said Chris. Owen gasped. “Which is why you are safe!” said Chris, passing Owen a barf bag. “Also, we usually reveal the votes, but let’s not this week!” winked Chris. Conf A, Chris (crying): Eva is going to manhunt me. “The next barf bag goes to Noah…” said Chris. Chris threw the barf bag to Noah and Noah fell to the ground. Conf A, Chef: Noah-it-all boy weighs like a feather. “This is the final barf bag!” said Chris. Noah got up from the ground and gave his barf bag to Owen. “WOOHOO!” said Owen, eating the barf bag of peanuts. “How sick are you?” said Noah. Owen sniffed himself. “Don’t smell sick!” said Owen. Owen touched himself. “Don’t feel sick!” said Owen. Owen tried to eat his foot, before Noah said… “STOP! What are you doing Owen? Trying to kill yourself?” “Probably” said Alejandro to himself. “It goes to Alejandro!” said Chris, throwing Eva down the Drop of Shame as fast as he could. “Okay” said a sweaty Chris. “Let’s finish this episode before Eva gets back on this plane, throwing a tantrum and killing Chef. I really need a plane driving license!” said Chris. Alejandro got his barf bag. “Will you eat that?” said Owen. “Knock yourself out” said Alejandro, passing Owen a barf bag. Owen ran to the door and got knocked out. “Err…” said Chris. Alejandro and Noah stared at Owen. “Yeah… find out what would happen to Owen and if we are going to get out of here” said Chris. Noah stepped on Owen and walked out of the boarding ceremony room. “Simple” said Noah, in the other room. “Nevermind, but we should see if Eva kills Chef in the next episode” said Chris. “Plane doors are all closed and locked!” said Chef, in the cockpit. “What about the drama?! We need questions to be solved!” said Chris. “Why not when will you shut up to end this episode of Total Drama World Tour!” said Alejandro. “Hey, that’s my line!” said Chris.

Chapter 8: Picnic on Hanging Rock
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we crash landed in the Lourve and Cody was harsh to Sierra. No seriously. He was. Sierra fake cried to get her way but in the end, DJ’s curse continued to live on, when he backed up onto a bear, seal and a squirrel. They really should’ve scared the cast, but didn’t. Either way, Eva got eliminated, due to messing Alejandro’s face up. Eye. Whatever. We threw her off the plane as soon as she got eliminated, before she made Owen eat all my snacks and crash the plane in an ocean. What, we were saving that for Newfoundland! Now, we are having a kangaroo race in Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

“Woot! First class!” relaxed Cody. Sierra poked Cody. “Can you pl… good job… Sierra…” said Cody. “Awwww!” said Sierra. “Would you two lovebirds come here so we can discuss strategy!” said Heather. “Our only strategy is voting you off next, isn’t that right Sierra?” said Cody. Sierra nodded and walked away with Cody. “I have my whole team against me. We better be back here when we come back in this plane” said Heather. The scene changed to Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and Team Victory in the losing class. “We need to win this challenge. We lost two people now!” said Alejandro. “And you are saying the way people think money falls from trees!” said Noah. “Wait, money doesn’t fall from trees?!” said Owen. Noah facepalmed himself. The plane suddenly landed in Australia. “Okay guys!” said Chris. “Time to get out!” said Chris, throwing Noah, Harold and Cody out of the plane. “You can’t do that to CODY!” said Sierra, jumping out of this plane. Chris then grabbed the squirmy Heather, who tried to stick to the door of the jet. “LET GO OF ME!” said Heather, kicking Chris. Alejandro poked Heather and she fell off the plane. Conf A, Heather: He touched me! He really touched me. Not like I care or anything, but actually, I do! He touched me! LeShawna walked off the plane herself. Conf A, Chris: HERSELF. “Don’t kill any animals when you throw me!” said DJ. Chris threw DJ and he landed on a kangaroo. The kangaroo passed out. “D’OH!” screamed DJ. Chris giggled and then tried to throw Owen off the plane. “Owen, throw yourself off the plane!” said Chris. Owen jumped off the plane and rolled down the Australian hill. “Okay!” said Chris. “What is your problem today?!” said Heather. “What is your problem, you unlovable contestant!” said Chris to Heather. “Well, there i…” said Heather. Chris snickered. “HEY!” said Heather. “Hey Hey Hey!” said Chris.

“Well, today’s challenge is to ride a kangaroo to the finish line. First person from a team to reach the finish line gets immunity. Last person from a team to arrive loses, so hurry! Only one person needs to be there for you all to be safe!” said Chris. “Where are the kangaroos?!” said Heather. “There” said Chris, pointing to all the kangaroos including the passed out one. “Go pick them!” said Chris. Owen picked two, as everyone else picked one kangaroo. Alejandro was stuck with the passed out kangaroo. “Hey” winked Alejandro to LeShawna. “Don’t ask” said LeShawna, giving Alejandro her kangaroo. Harold gasped. “LeShawna!” said Harold. “I’m sorry sugar baby, but you know…” said LeShawna. Harold sighed. “Fine” said Harold. “You seize the day, LeShawna. More than Beyonce!” said Alejandro, getting on his kangaroo. Conf A, Heather: Why didn’t he ask me to trade kangaroos… not like I would give it to him… Everyone got on their camels. “GO!” said Chris. Owen’s kangaroos went slowly. Everyone else’s kangaroos, but LeShawna begun to hop. Harold and LeShawna sighed. “Hip! Hop! Hip! Hop!” said Sierra, as her kangaroo hopped. Heather snickered. Cody facepalmed himself. “Don’t die kangaroo!” said DJ, petting it. Chris and Chef were by the finish line, smiling. “How long do you think it will take for them to come?!” said Chef. “Two hours” said Chris. Chef stared at Chris. “Two days!” laughed Chris. Chef also begun to laugh. Both of them shared a high-five and Chris gave Chef party streamers.

The music note appeared and made a ding, when the cast were one third to the finish line about sixty seven minutes later. “Really?! It’s 95 degrees out here!” said Noah. Owen farted. “Make that ninety-seven!” said Noah. “Open a window!” complained LeShawna. “There aren’t any windows out here, smarty pants” said Heather. “Time to dance the cha cha slide!” said Chris. “Make that ninety-eight!” said Noah.

DJ: This time we're gonna get funky funky. Noah: I thought you did. DJ: Everybody clap your hands, carefully. Clap clap clap clap your hands, carefully. Clap clap clap clap your hands. Don’t kill any kangaroos. DJ clapped a kangaroo and it fainted. DJ: D’OH! Alejandro: Alright we gonna do the basic steps. To the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Cha cha real smooth. Owen: Oh my, this is real hard. Sierra: DO THE TANGO WITH CODY! Alejandro: To the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Cha cha now y’all. Harold: Last time to get funky. Owen: Finally. Harold: To the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time. One hop this time. Right foot, two stomps. Left foot, two stomps. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Criss cross, criss cross. Cha cha, real smooth. Sierra: Let’s go to work. Cody: But I thought we were done. Alejandro: To the left. Take it back now y'all. Two hops this time, two hops this time. Right foot two stomps. Left foot two stomps. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees. Owen: Stop it before I die! LeShawna: Get funky with it. Alejandro: Cha cha now y'all. Harold: Turn it out. To the left. Take it back now y'all. LeShawna: My turn, sugar baby. Five hops this time. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Right foot again. Left foot again. Right foot lets stomp. Left foot lets stomp. Alejandro: FREEEZE. Owen: Finally. Alejandro: Everybody clap your hands. Owen: I can’t snap my hands. Noah: Clap your hands, you walrus. Alejandro: How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor. How low can you go? Noah: Okay, that’s just derogatory. Heather: I’m shaking my baby to death. LeShawna: You WHAT?! The music stopped and everyone stopped dancing to stare at Heather. Heather: Just kidding? The music continued and everyone danced again. Alejandro: Can you bring it to the top? Like you never never stop? Can you bring it to the top, one hop. Owen: Really, it won’t stop. Alejandro: Right foot now. Left foot now y'all. Cha cha real smooth. LeShawna: Turn it out. To the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time. One hop this time. Reverse. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Reverse, reverse. Reverse, reverse. Harold: Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again. Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again. Alejandro: Turn it out. To the left. Take it back now y'all. Two hops, two hops. Two hops, two hops. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Sierra: Charlie brown. Conf A, Sierra: I know everything about Charlie Brown. Good grief is what he said when Snoopy peed on his shoe at the Christmas party. Rumors said that Snoopy got kicked by Woodstock and had to go, but I don’t believe it. SnoopyXHomer for the win. Homer Simpson, not Homose… Harold: Hop it out now. Slide to the right. Slide to the left. Take it back now y'all. Cha cha now y'all. Alejandro: Oooh yeah, mmm, yeah do that stuff. Owen: That sounds so… LeShawna: Sexy. Heather: Juicy. Noah: Wrong…

The moon and sun appeared suddenly, with Chris and Chef laughing in the background. LeShawna only moved an inch. “Was it wrong to do this?” said LeShawna. “Hey!” said Owen to Noah’s kangaroo. “Where’s Noah?!” said Owen. Noah got up of his kangaroo’s pouch, throwing a toy. “Who lives in here? Heather?!” said Noah, falling in again. “Wait up buddy!” said Owen, pulling Noah out and putting him on the front of his kangaroo. Meanwhile, Alejandro made it to Chris and Chef. “Woah!” said Chris. “Wait… wha…” said Alejandro, as Chris and Chef threw the barbeque down the cliff and hid the streamers and party hats. Alejandro rolled his eyes. “That was a close call” whispered Chris. Chef nodded. Cody’s kangaroo threw Cody to a nearby cliff and Sierra and her kangaroo, who was hopping near by saw Cody. Sierra gasped and screamed. “Oh god” said Chris, facepalming himself, hearing Sierra’s scream. Conf A, Chris: This girl’s spaz attacks is worse than Carlos Zambrano’s. Sierra ran to Cody and threw him ontop of her shoulders. “If someone had to get thrown by a kangaroo, it’ll be me!” said Sierra. “I wish it would be you too” said a nearly-passed out Cody. “Romeo, why did you leave Juliet at the mall again with a dollar?!” facepalmed Chef. Conf A, Alejandro: Oh god, I have to live with them for another twenty hours. Hurry Team Chris Is Really Ugly. A few hours later, Sierra arrived with Cody for Team Amazon. “Well, you guys are in second for now!” said Chris. Alejandro winked at Sierra and Sierra stuck her tongue out at Alejandro. Conf A, Sierra: I don’t need an Alejandro, I have a Cody. Hmmm… should I make a blue Cody or a green Cody for my new fanfiction? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LeShawna, who was at the finish line got up and said: “You know what?! It’s time for the dance department to leave the station?” said LeShawna. Heather got spit out at a kangaroo straight to Alejandro, passed the finish line. Alejandro winked at Heather. “Well, Team Amazon, you three can get back on the plane, but you are in second, because Alejandro beat you guys to it!” said Chris. Team Amazon walked to the Jumbo Jet. Conf A, Alejandro: It’s like being next to two parrots, who can’t agree on anything! Harold made it to the finish line next. “Where’s DJ and LeShawna?!” said Harold, looking around. Alejandro pointed at DJ getting thrown to the checkpoint flag by the kangaroo. “Violent kangaroos” said Harold, staring at the kangaroos. Alejandro nodded. DJ then screamed. Owen and Noah then followed to the finish line and Chris said, “Team Chris Is The Hottest Man In The Earth, you win immunity!” “Isn’t it Really Really R…” said Noah. “Save it for next challenge” said Chris, throwing Noah to the Jet. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot walked to the jet. “Well, I’ll see you and your team, Harold in the boarding ceremony!” said Chris.

In the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “DJ, LeShawna, both of you should be worried about this next elimination. DJ, you didn’t do well with the kangaroo, getting thrown and making another one get passed out. But LeShawna traded kangaroos with Alejandro, which was not against the rules, which proves she is probably the fact you are not in first class and they are here, booting off Alejandro”. LeShawna blushed and DJ begun to cry. “Anyways, here are your votes for today!” said Chris, as Harold stayed still scared. Conf A, DJ: I vote off… LeShawna, sorry. I’ll vote myself off next week. I just need to lose on purpose and get rid of all of the good players, so I can leave! Conf A, LeShawna: I vote off… well… I vote off… LeShawna stamped someone’s passport. Conf A, Harold: I vote off LeShawna, sorry. But you were crushing on Alejandro and you lost the challenge, but I LOVE YOU! Conf A, Kangaroo votes DJ off. “Well, LeShawna, you have been eliminated, not counting the kangaroo’s vote of course!” said Chris. LeShawna gasped. “But I seize the day!” said LeShawna. “Save it for later” said Chris, throwing LeShawna off the plane with a parachute. Alejandro snickered hidden behind Chris. Chris gave DJ and Harold two barf bags full of peanuts. Harold begun to cry, as Chris begun to sign off. “Join us next week to see what will happen to the two person Team Victory and who will Alejandro sabotage next. It won’t be me of course, maybe Chef. At least, you should try to stay tuned for the next Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

LeShawna (singing about Alejandro): You think you got me good, okay, maybe you did. You think you rule the game, I guess. But you don't rule a thing, 'cause baby, you're a squid! Who's gone and made a nasty mess! Bridgette (landed on the ground): Yeah! LeShawna: You lied right to my face, and messed up my head! And ain't that just the way with men? Not you, Harold. I know just how to do it, oh, brother's goin' down! And won't be gettin' up again! Lindsay (landed on the ground): Mhm. LeShawna: Sisters, come together now, take 'em down! Sisters, come together now, sort 'em out! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about, whoah-oh! Sisters, come together now, show what's what! Sisters, come together now, help me strut! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about! Do the M.J. Mhm. Oh, Revenge!

Chapter 9: Newf Kids on the Rock
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Alejandro seriously messed with LeShawna’s head. What was she thinking? Giving Alejandro her perfectly fine kangaroo for a passed out kangaroo?! Thanks DJ for that. Thanks. Anyways, DJ’s curse did continue for making the kangaroo pass out and the kangaroo voted him out” said Chris. “OMG! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Sierra, in the other room of the jet. “And Sierra is just nuts still. Sigh” said Chris. “Well, no duh” said Cody, listening to Chris. “In the end, LeShawna got eliminated. And this was her reaction to it!” said Chris. The clip shows Courtney singing, “Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!” “Wrong clip” said Chris, facepalming himself. “Well, go to Hulu or NBC.com. Wherever, just out of my lawn” said Chris. “We may crash land!” said Chef. “Accident or on purpose?” said Chris. “You’ll see” said Chef. “Now on Total Drama World Tour. Spoilers in first class only, children” said Chris.

“Attention all” said Chef, over the loudspeaker. “The plane is going to crash any minute now and yeah… so, just wait for the coats Chris were supposed to get for you!” said Chef. “Where are they?!” said Heather. “Still in the mail!” said Chris. “Well, we can find dogs for warmth!” said Harold. DJ seriously gasped. “NO!” said DJ. The plane began to fall. Chef ran to the emergency exit, with Ezekiel hidden behind him. “Attention all. Run to the emergency exit!” said Chef. Interns pushed the cast out of the emergency exit to boats. Chris relaxed and chilled. “NEWFOUNDLAND!” said Sierra. “What’s so new about this place? It looks like all of these stores around this place were built in 1860” said Heather, staring at Starbucks and Cracker Barrel. “Well, Chris was born here on July 25, 1978 at about 11:55:21 AM by his mother, Sama…” said Sierra. “Shut up!” said Chris, facepalming Sierra all the way to the water. “Anyways, how are you guys today?!” said Chris. The drowsy contestants all mumbled, sighed or growled. “Awesome! Today’s challenge is a boat race to the seashore!” said Chris, pointing to the seashore one hundred miles away from the jet. “Now, Team Victory, since you lost, you get this motorboat!” said Chris. “NO!” said DJ, as Harold pushed him onboard. “Team Me is Hot 4evs and Team Amazon, you both get these rowboats with no advantages at all whatsoever!” said Chris, pointing to the remaining two boats. Everyone got in the boats. “You guys ready?!” said Chris. “No” said Owen. “Where are the seatbeats?” said Heather and Harold. “You guys don’t need them! GO!” said Chris. Team Victory took the lead and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot were in second. “Harold! Don’t kill a bird!” said DJ. “Don’t worry!” said Harold, sticking his head out of the window. “If momma was here, she wouldn’t like that. I think you should stop!” said DJ. “You should try it!” said Harold. “Well… maybe…” said DJ. Team Amazon suddenly passed Team Victory. DJ put his head out of the window and a bird flew ontop of him, trying to find the bird behind DJ. DJ gasped. “D’OH!” said DJ. “Time to get serious!” said Harold, pressing a few buttons and making the boat pass Team Amazon, going to the Newfoundland shore! “No!” said DJ, heading the other way and slowly the boat down. “DJ!” said Harold.

The music note suddenly appeared and dinged. “Why do you always make us sing a song when we are either stuck in a hole, trap, Owen’s butt or doing one of your really dumb challenges” said Noah. “Why can’t you sing the song TWICE now!” said Chris. “Thanks Noah” said the rest of the cast. “At least I am not going to sing!” said DJ. “Well, if you do not going to sing, you’ll be out!” said Chris. “You aren’t going to leave me alone… with the loons… and the sea… and the boat… and the animals!” said Harold. “THE ANIMALS! NO!” said DJ, as bird flew behind him. “Oh yes!” said Chris. “And go!” said Chris, as the uproaring music begun to play.

Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore! Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor! Harold: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first! Heather: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke! Conf A, Alejandro: Did you see what Heather looked like when she said stroke, stroke, stroke?! Even worse than how Noah wakes up in the morning after drinking too much coffee. GAH! Everyone but DJ: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Heather, our arms are getting fried! Harold: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Chris: ONE MORE TIME! YEEHAW! Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore! Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor! Add the pizza and you are in too! Noah: Nobody cares what do you want to eat, because we are going to be swept by the giant fish that’s next door. Harold: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first! Heather: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke! Everyone but DJ: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Harold: DJ, come on. Try to sing! Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Heather, our arms are getting fried! Heather: Slackers. Owen: Maybe french fries too! Harold: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Come on DJ! You’re turn! DJ: No, you can't catch me, with the sea shanty! Harold: YES! YES! * insert major freak out spaz here*

Owen slowly licked a lopster from the sea when nobody was looking. “OWEN!” said Alejandro, turning his head around. “I’m just sooo hungry!” said Owen. Conf A, Alejandro: And he’s also soooo going to be eliminated next week. “Sorry, Al!” said Owen. “It’s fine!” smiled Alejandro. Conf B, Alejandro: For now. Team Amazon and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot made it first to the shore. “What happened to Team Victory?!” said Heather. The scene showed DJ and Harold’s boat heading the other way and crashing to a different dock. “DJ! I think you just cost us the challenge and maybe the game!” said Harold. “I want to lose!” said DJ. “Well, I want to win… for LeShawna!” said Harold, trying to make the boat get back to the shore. The scene went back to Team Amazon and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot with Chris at the shore. “This next challenge will show who will be the winner!” said Chris. Alejandro winked at Heather and Heather growled. “Anyways, this challenge, Owen and Sierra has to chug jugs of apple vinegar, then tag Alejandro and Cody, who have to decipher a sentence given by my cousin Jerd McLean” said Chris. Jerd appeared and then waved at the cast. “Let me give you a little secret, Jerd speaks in a very thick accent” whispered Chris. “And for the final round Noah and Heather has to kiss a cod like they mean it” said Chris. “What?!” said Heather. “You cannot make me do that!” said Heather. “Fine, then we’ll see you in the boarding ceremony!” said Chris, pointing to the plane. “Did I say I was joking? Because I was…” said Heather. Conf A, Heather: I would take the two million at the end of the season, not just have one. “Anyways, you all may begin!” said Chris, standing next to Jerd. Owen jugged the vinegar down quickly and slapped Alejandro to the ground. “Whoops” said Owen. Conf A, Owen: Maybe I slapped him a bit too hard. But he’s my friend. He wouldn’t do anything bad back. I’ll just… carry him to the plane and… carry him out and… get eliminated and… just… be sad, I guess. Sierra tried to chug the vinegar and hugged Cody real hard. “Get off, so I can continue the challenge!” said Cody. “My bad” said Sierra. Conf A, Sierra: Hugging Cody felt so good! “The worst thing you can have in your head is a nar'tooth” said Jerd McLean. Alejandro and Noah stare at each other. “Okay, I think he said something about or complemented Owen's butt” said Alejandro. “Kid's as smart as a bag of rocks mate” said Jerd McLean. “I am as smart as a bag of… socks?” said Alejandro. “Alejandro is as smart as a bag of… rocks!” said Cody, high-fiving Heather. “I am as smart as a bag of rocks” said Alejandro. Heather laughed. Conf A, Alejandro (brushing his teeth): Malvada Bruja! Malditos Incompetentes! Noah got close to the fish and kissed it with his eyes wide open. Conf A, Noah: No wonder why my little cousins can’t watch this show. “Whoops, I didn’t see!” said Chris. “You little… (BEEP)” said Noah, kissing the fish like he meant it again. Conf A, Owen: Noah’s auntie is right about not letting little Noahs watch the show. It’s out of control. “NOAH AND… take it from here, Jerd!” said Chris. “Team My Brother Is Hot” said Jerd. Owen’s head fell off. “Wins immunity” said Chris. “Did I say som’thing wrong?” said Jerd. “Nothing” said Chris, hugging Jerd. “See you in another fifteen years, Jerd!” said Chris. “What ‘bout the…” said Chris. “Moving on…” said Chris, walking into the jet, with the rest of the cast. Conf A, DJ: I really screwed up and I hope I get eliminated. I don’t deserve to stay much longer.

The whole entire cast sat in the boarding ceremony room. “So, why are we here?” said Noah. “You all are voting DJ or Harold off!” said Chris. “No need to vote one of us off, because I qu…” said DJ. “Shush, or else you’ll stay for another week” said Chris, knowing DJ wanted to quit. “And I’ll get eliminated? No fair!” said Harold. “If DJ shuts up, you won’t” said Chris. “Now, time to share your votes!” said Chris. Conf A, Owen (reading DJ’s sign): I am going to vote off DJ, because he is really mean to animals and… DJ, can you make the words bigger? I can’t see them. Conf A, Alejandro: I am going to vote off Harold. Obviously, he wants to be with LeShawna, and I will give him what he wants to get. Conf A, Heather: I vote off Alejandro. I don’t care if he is not on Team Victory, but he is getting on to every girl, not like… I am going to be manipulated by him. And not like I care about Sierra either. Conf A, DJ (dressed up as Noah): I vote of DJ, because he is a… Noah walks in the confessional suddenly to see DJ. “Why are you in here?” said Noah. DJ ran away and knocked Noah down. Conf A, Noah: I vote off… DJ… I guess. Conf A, Sierra: I vote off DJ, since I know a lot about him now. I still need to find out what shoes Harold wore for third grade. Conf A, Cody: I vote off Harold. He is pretty annoying. Conf A, Bird: (votes off DJ) “Well, it looks like we have a majority!” said Chris. “Bye DJ!” said Harold. “WOOHOO!” said DJ, grabbing a parachute from Chris and jumping off the jumbo jet, not thinking. Everyone stared at the exit of the plane. “WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed DJ, falling from the sky from the Jumbo Jet. “Team I Am A Million Times Hot, you can got to first class. Harold and Team Amazon, enjoy your time in the boring, lonely, losing class!” said Chris. Everyone walked off to their respectful classes.

“What surprises do we have in store for our cast? Where are we going next? Will Chef go to a gas station?” said Chris. Owen farted in the background. “Not like that gas station, but find out what will happen to Harold and if he will go to a different team and if he does, will I allow it? No. Either way, you should all stay tuned for the next Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris, as the plane begun to fall slowly.

DJ: Momma, I’m coming home! Momma, I’m coming home! No more animals are getting hurt… DJ accidently hit a passing eagle. DJ: D’OH! Lindsay (landed on the ground): ‘Cause PJ’s mother, PJ is coming home!

Chapter 10: Jamaica Me Sweat
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the cast took a somewhat, emergency exit from the jet to the boat and traveled all the way to the shore, singing boat songs and killing more birds, DJ. Owen’s head fell off after Jerd said I was hot, so true bro. So true, and I’ll see him fifteen years from now. DJ got the majority of the votes somehow, trying to be Noah or giving others signs to read to eliminate him, which worked. DJ was so happy to get eliminated, he ran out of the plane, falling. Tough luck for the brickhouse that hurts animals. When will that curse end? Maybe in fifteen years when I see Jerd again. Now, I am just rambling. Find out what surprises we have in store for our cast now on Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

The plane crashed in Jamaica. “Was that on purpose or what?” said Heather. “You weren’t scared?” said Chris. Everyone nodded no. “Well, that was on accident…” said Chris. “And I survived that?! WOOHOO!” said Owen. Chris ran to Chris and kept hitting Owen with a pan until he got knocked out. Alejandro sighed. “What torture do you have for us this week?” said Noah. “Nothing!” said Chris. “Yes!” said Heather, high-fiving Cody. “But a dangerous skateboard competition down these funnels, pipes and stuff, just like in Hershey Park, but instead of tubes and helmets, no helmets at all and no tubes to make you all scaredy cats safe!” said Chris. “Why did I have to ask?” said Noah. “We came prepared! Look how fun it is!” said Chris, as a piece of wood fell off the track. “Fastest combined person scores added to the team to the finish line wins immunity for their team and the team that comes in second, along with the team that comes in first gets a really special reward!” said Chris. “How many times do we have to do it?” said Owen. “One” said Chris. “Wow, didn’t expect him to say that” said Alejandro. “More person is left for Team Victory, meaning that Harold, you are going to do the challenge three times!” said Chris. “THREE times?” said Harold. Chris nodded. Harold facepalmed himself. Conf A, Alejandro: I may have the guts to ask Chris to make Harold join our team. “Chris, can Harold join our team? I do not want him to suffer this all alone!” said Alejandro. “I saw him first!” said Heather. “No, I saw him first, since I saw him from the original auditions!” said Sierra. “She’s on my team!” said Heather. “Hey, Noah. Do you mind holding my shirt?” said Alejandro. “Well, what could be worse? I’ve held wet underwear, dirty socks and Heather’s shaving cream” said Noah. “OMG! I remember that too, Noah. You held it when Heather’s legs got hairy that a spider!” said Sierra. “And she was crying and…” said Sierra. “Shut. It.” said Heather, losing her patience. Sierra shut up. “No, you cannot have Harold on your team. It’s his fault that he eliminated every single fricking person from his team. Now, he’s like Gwen, maybe even worse” said Chris. “Hmmm… yeah. I don’t want a Gwen Jr. on this team!” said Heather. Cody gasped. “First off is… SIERRA!” said Chris.

Sierra ran up to the top of the funnel and sat down on the skateboard. “Here goes my life!” said Sierra, skating down. Sierra moved back and forth several times and made it out of a hole. She crashed into the wall and Chris said, “That was one minute and fourteen seconds!” “I bet Owen get beat that!” said Noah, sarcastically. “You think I can?!” said Owen. “Yeah right” said Noah, sarcastically. “Move out of the way! I am next!” said Owen, running up the funnel with the skateboard. “Owen, go!” said Chris. Owen traveled down the funnel and got stuck trying to get into the tube. “Okay, Harold, you are next!” said Chris, throwing Harold up the funnel. “Gosh! I can walk up myself” said Harold. “No time” said Chris, throwing Harold up the stairs to the top of the funnel. “GOSH!” said Harold. Harold traveled to Owen, who broke all the tubes and his head got stuck up in the hole. Harold’s skateboard ran ontop of Owen’s head, as Owen’s skateboard made it to the finish line. Owen finally made it to the bottom and Noah walked to Owen. “I thought you said I can beat that!” said Owen. “Well, times change” said Noah, sarcastically. Alejandro ran to Owen and pretended to gasp. “Are you okay, Owen?!” said Alejandro in a pretend scared voice. “It’s fine, I can walk it off” said Owen. “Owen DNF, so no time at all” said Chris. Harold soon made it to the finish line. “What took you forever!” said Chris. “It’s only been one minute and thirteen seconds!” said Harold. “Fifteen seconds! You went up too slow!” said Chris. “But you pushed me up!” said Harold. “And you are up again!” said Chris. Harold ran up the stairs and tried to get on the skateboard. “How do people ride these things” said Harold, beginning to roll down the funnel, passed the hole and into the finish, crashing his hand to the wall. “OW!” said Harold. “Wow, just wow” said Chris, watching the messed up track. “You have fifty two seconds!” said Chris. “I’ll go my beloved team” said Chris. Conf A, Alejandro: By Sierra, of course! As soon, as Justin made it up the funnel, the music note suddenly appeared. “What do we have to sing now?” said Heather. “BABY!” said Chris. “That Justinee Bieber song?” said Noah. “That kid is only twelve, he shouldn’t be famous” said Heather. “Well, sing the parody if you are all so pissed off at me” said Chris. “What kind?” said Owen. “The Key of Awesome!” said Chris. “Key of Awesome? What’s that?!” said the cast a bunch of times, talking to each other. “Here’s a clip that should help you guys out sing the song!” said Chris. The Tron Girl doing the dance clip was seen. “Oh god!” said Harold. Cody whistled and clapped. Conf A, Sierra: I should be that Tron Girl! No, Cody Girl! “That helps” said Noah. “It does, so sing” said Chris. “What the…” said Noah.

Alejandro: Hey yo, it’s me again. I’m everywhere. Noah: And you’re still socking your hair for Christmas. Alejandro: I’m on your T.V. I’m on your phone. Sierra: I declare this world a Cody zone. Alejandro: He’s made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers. Young girls are helpless to his dark powers. They cant stop screaming they dont know why. They pee their pants then they fall down and cry. Heather blushed. Sierra: All these shorties got Cody Cody Fever. Alejandro: They love me like how Chad missed Lou Piniella. Noah: That ninety year old man, who retired. Sierra: I got them drooling like Owen. Alejandro: They all bow down to me ‘cause I am their leader! Owen bows. Sierra: It starts with screaming, and OMGing. Followed by weeping and lots of tweetering. And maybe some facepaging! Once they’re infected they are insane. The only cure is to disable the brain, so Cody is mine! If your sister catches Cody Cody fever. Tell her that Cody is mine! Chef: Who contract Alejandro fever? Sierra: Yes! But its mostly Heather and eliminated people. Everyone: Cody Cody Fever. Cody: Now the whole planets got Cody Fever! Sierra: His butt is mine and not yours! Everyone: Cody Cody Fever. Sierra: There’s no defense against Cody Fever! Cody: Except for her. Cody pointed to Sierra. Chef: Alejandroback. Alejandroback. Alejandroback. Yummy. Everyone stares at Chef. Chef: I meant the food.

“Terrible job. I liked it!” said Chris. Owen farted. “I think this song turned Facebook into Buttbook!” said Noah. Alejandro made it down the funnel, quickly. “Wow! That was one minute and three seconds!” said Chris. “Next is Heather!” said Chris. Heather ran up to the funnel. A monkey jumped on Heather’s skateboard, as she went down the funnel. Heather landed ontop of the monkey, as she crashed into the wall. “Wow! I think we found DJ Jr” said Chris. “What was my time?” said Heather. “Fifty six seconds!” said Chris. “EAT MONKEYBUTT!” said Heather to Alejandro. “Is it me, or is it hot in here?” said Alejandro. Owen farted. “Yeah, it’s hot in here all right!” said Alejandro, taking off his shirt. “Sooo hot!” said Heather, who was falling for Alejandro. “Noah, it looks like you are up!” said Alejandro. Noah walked to the top and walked the whole way down the funnel. “NOAH!” said Alejandro. “Says Justin’s sister” said Noah, walking next to Owen. Conf A, Owen: I am nervous on this elimination. I didn’t know who to eliminate. I may want to eliminate myself. Both Al and Noah are my friends! But both will try to make alliances to vote the other one out. If we don’t win or come in second this challenge, I will quit! “Well, Hot Chris’ Team, you have a grand total of… two hundred seventy three seconds!” said Chris. “But don’t we have less?” said Alejandro. “Yeah, we should only have two hundred thirteen seconds!” said Noah. “Woah, you are a super geek, Noah. Not in an offensive way” said Owen. “And you are the biggest buffet ever, Owen. Not in an offensive way” said Noah. Conf A, Alejandro: Hmmm, since we are going to lose this challenge, I can maybe turn one of these goofbirds against the other to get the majority of them to vote the other off instead of me. They don’t see anything coming! “Owen gets a minute for not finishing the race! Cody, you are up!” said Chris. Sierra threw Cody to the top of the funnel, as she kissed him. Conf A, Cody: (barfs) “GOOD LUCK CODY!!!” screamed Sierra. Cody made it to the finish of the funnel and saw Sierra. “Oh no! OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THIS!” said Cody. Sierra grabbed Cody, before he was about to crash to the wall and left the skateboard on the ground. Then, she ran to the other contestants. “Yay! You did great” said Sierra, hugging Cody. Conf A, Cody: (barfs) Sierra then kissed Cody. Conf A, Cody: (barfs) “Well, it looks like Team Amazon has a combined two hundred nine seconds!” said Chris. “We are safe for another episode!” said Sierra to Cody, giving him another hug. Conf A, Cody: (barfs) Conf A, Intern: (walks in) I cleaned this bathroom two episodes ago! ARGH! “Mhm, you will get your reward after Harold proves if he is winning or not!” said Chris, pointing the okay sign to Harold. Harold skateboarded down the hill, trying to avoid the several holes and from falling out of the funnel. “Use the force!” thought LeShawna in Harold’s head. In Harold’s mind, he pretended destroyed the funnel and the wall and he made it to the finish line. LeShawna was in the finish line and Harold begun to kiss her. Back to the competition, the cameras showed Harold kissing the funnel. Harold looked around and looked to see the wall. Conf A, Harold (crying): I am sorry LeShawna for cheating on you and kissing a funnel. Harold got hit by a monkey and made it to the finish line. “Congratulations Harold! You won!” said Chris. “But, he had the longest time!” said Heather. “You won the elimination to the Drop of Shame!” said Chris. “But how?!” said Harold. “You took about two hundred seconds and don’t get me started on the first two times! So, you took more than three hundred seconds. Even though you got the lowest amount for a try, that wasn’t the challenge I talked about, so see ya!” said Chris, walking to the plane with Harold. First, Chris walked to Chef in the cockpit. “Can we get gas already?” said Chris. “Well, these two freaks from Celebreity Psychohunt that interviewed you five weeks ago gave it to you and the plane” said Chef, beginning to fly the plane. Chris suddenly threw Harold off the plane. “Finally! We can fly!” said Chris. Chef rolled his eyes. Conf B, Chef: He was the one who spent the money for the gas for a party line and stuff.

Harold: You might think I know it all. And maybe I'm headin' for a fall. I'm just that brainiac guy. Left alone to sit and cry. Honey... I have some questions for you first. Girl... Take some time to school me. Quench my thirst... for knowledge. Cause, gosh! I just gotta know... How'd you get so hot? Trent and Justin (landed on the ground): Baby! Harold: You're so smokin' hot! Trent and Justin (landed on the ground): Baby! Harold: My physics know-how ain't got a hope. Of explaining why your butt's so dope. Trent and Justin (landed on the ground): (Baby, Baby) Harold: You bend my space time… Duncan (somewhere you’ll find out): NERD! Trent and Justin (landed on the ground): (Baby, Baby) Harold: Then you shake what your mama gave you-em! Ezekiel (landed on the ground): That twenty five pound booty! DJ (landed on the ground): Mama! Trent and Justin (landed on the ground): (Baby, Baby) Harold: I don't even hardly know my name. Trent and Justin: (Baby, Baby) Chris: *insert boogie moment here* Harold: 'Cause when you walk in the room. Nobody lookin' the same! Trent: Baby! Justin: Baby! Heather (in plane): I AM SHAKING MY BABY TO DEATH! The music stopped and everyone stared at Heather, even Harold, who was falling still from the sky. Heather (in plane): Err… nevermind? The music slowly continued. Harold: Baby! Gosh! Alright! I demand a scientific investigation. To whether you're even from the human nation. I swear you're changing my molecular structure. With all your sexy ions. Ezekiel: And your butt looks like my moose! Harold: You make my heart rupture! Trent (landed on the ground): Baby! Justin (landed on the ground): Baby! Harold: BABY!

Two boxes were shown to the remaining two teams. “Open the boxes guys!” said Chris. Owen kicked the box and out came Tyler. “MY BUTT!” screamed Tyler. “My bad…” said Owen. “Wow, who knew Owen was better at soccer than Tyler?” said Noah. “Hey! I have my girlfriend, Lindsay” said Tyler. “Does she remember you?” laughed Noah. Lindsay, on the ground jumped on top of Harold asking: “are you Tyler?! You grew colorful hair! And you used the nerdy force!” Harold sighed. Back to the plane, Tyler ran off to first class away from his new team. “I am opening these last gifts!” said Heather, opening the box, to show Gwen and Duncan. “O mi” said Sierra. Cody nodded. “Well, these are our four returnees to mix up the game and make it more dramatic!” said Chris. “Are those two psychopaths on our team?” said Heather. “They aren’t psychopaths! Eva is. She usually stomps the plane and cracks the windows when she’s upset” said Sierra. Cody nodded. “It’s a thirty minute show” said Chris. “Make that thirty five” facepalmed Chef. “Whatever. Duncan and that sucko goes on my somewhat awesome, barely awesome team!” said Chris. “And we get Gwen?!” said Sierra. Chris nodded. “GWEN!” said Cody, happy as can be. “You’re mine!” screamed Sierra hugging Cody. "Oh my... I am going to die because of this girl!" said Cody. “Find out what will the cast do with each other next time and what will happen to relationships from Duncan and Gwen to Duncan and Courtney and Chef and Alejandro and..." said Chris. "Shut up" said Chef. "Just find out who will get eliminated. Nine left, eight will remain next time on Total Drama World Tour” said Chris.

Chapter 11: The Ex-Files
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the cast did a dangerous race with funnels and stuff after a crash landing, since SOMEONE forgot to buy gas” said Chris. “You crazy” said Chef. “Harold lost the challenge and made out with the funnel and the remaining two teams have to deal with three returnees, as we head off into the final nine, now on Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

“Woohoo!” said Tyler, kicking the walls in the losing class. “How can you have that much fun?” said Noah. “I am practicing my kicking” said Tyler, kicking a window. “Oooh! Let me try!” said Owen, jumping up and down. “SIT DOWN!” screamed Chris, over the loudspeaker. Owen sat down. “Good” said Chris. The plane landed in Area 51 and everyone walked off. “I am loving this place already!” screamed Tyler. “I bet Izzy would like it too!” said Owen. “Don’t go Harold on us and make out with an electrocution wire” said Noah. “Noah, that wouldn’t happen” said Owen. “That wouldn’t happen yet” said Noah. “Team, quiet!” said Alejandro. “Shush guys or the war guys are gonna chop you into pieces. This is the really secure Area 51 with Area 52 next door” said Chris. “And we got to…” said Gwen. “Pass the electrocution wires. Here’s a tip, climbing up is a way to get you to the other side. Inside the area fifty-two zone will be protected by soldiers who will look for intruders!” said Chris. “So, wait, we are robbing them?!” said Owen. “They stole my HDTV!” said Chris. “Wait, so we are risking our lives to get your HTDV?!” said Heather. “It’s golden, should be hidden, whatever. Go get it for your team to get immunity!” said Chris. Everyone got behind the line. “Go!” said Chris! Tyler jumped on top of the electrocution wires and climbed up and jumped down, getting electrocuted several times while doing so. Meanwhile, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot walked in the gate. “But he said…” said Tyler, getting electrocuted. “To go this wa…” said Tyler, getting electrocuted again. “He said nothing about going another way!” said Alejandro, running in Area 51. Owen and Duncan followed. “Wait up!” said Tyler, getting electrocuted. “Hey. They can’t do that!” said Heather, getting electrocuted. “How? I said nothing about you can’t use a shortcut!” said Chris, waving to Heather, who fell down. Gwen fell on top of Heather. Cody also begun to get electrocuted, but Sierra ran to the wires. “CODY! I’LL SAVE YOU!” said Sierra, grabbing Cody, as she jumped over the electrocution wire. Conf A, Cody: Always do a challenge with a stalker when you are about to die! “Let’s go girls!” said Heather, walking into Area 51 with Gwen. Sierra and Cody went ahead of them, both running. “TV screen, where are you, where are you?!” said Alejandro. “Can you stop singing? It’s not a baby or anything!” said Noah. “Yeah! It’s not Lindsay or another girl you voted off!” said Tyler. Conf A, Alejandro: So Tyler knows what I did to most of the girls, huh? I need to cover it up with blackmail. “I would never vote out… Lindsay! She deserved to win. It was all… Owen’s fault!” whispered Alejandro. “What?!” said Tyler, in surprise. “He told Team Victory to vote her out” whispered Alejandro. Tyler gasped.

Meanwhile, Gwen and Duncan bumped into each other. “Hi er… say… umm… I got to… umm…” they both said. “Keep this a man’s secret” said Duncan, kissing Gwen. “I KNEW IT!” screamed Sierra. Owen walked with Noah in his hands. “So, why are we doing this again?” said Noah. “Because if something tries to kill me, it’ll kill you instead” said Owen. “Yay life… woohoo. Go team, go” said Noah. “Aww… thanks!” said Owen, patting Noah to the ground. Meanwhile, Owen found a room. “Finally! I had to use the bathroom for minutes now!” said Owen, running in. “FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER” showed up on the screen. Owen walked out and said, “That wasn’t a background”. Owen had white makeup and said, “I need a nap!” Owen relaxed on the alarm. The alarm went off. “Lunch break?!” said Owen, crashing into shelves and the alarm multiple times.

The music note suddenly appeared. “But we have to stay quiet!” said Heather. “The alarm already went off” said Gwen. “Well, this song will relate to what you are doing now” said Chris. “Thriller?” said Tyler. “No, here’s a better one! Barbie?!” laughed Noah. “You are right, Noah. I am a Barbie Girl!” said Chris. “You got to be kidding me!” said Noah. “Nope” said Chris. “And three, two, one action!” said Chris. “Who’s beginning this?” said Heather. Crickets chirped. “I will then” said Gwen.

The sun suddenly appeared and the room got light. Duncan: Hi Gwen. Gwen: Hi Duncan. Duncan: Do you wanna go for a ride? Gwen: Sure Duncan! Duncan: Jump in! Gwen: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic! Cody: Her boobs are not plastic! Gwen: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation! Duncan: Come on Gwen, let's go party! Gwen: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. I'm a black haired girl, in the fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly. Cody: Yayz! Sierra: You are mine! Duncan: You're my doll, rock n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... Gwen: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours". Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Gwen: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Noah: Okay, this just derogatory! Gwen: Imagination, life is your creation. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Gwen: Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party! You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"! You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"! Cody: But you have no buttons. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Gwen: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair… Heather: HARD. Gwen: Undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Ah-ah-ah-yeah. Duncan: Come on Gwennie, let's go party! Everyone: Uu-oooh-u. Gwen: OMGLOL. I'm having so much fun! Duncan: Well Gwen, we're just getting started. Gwen: Oh, I love you Duncan!

The scene turned back dark and Duncan and Gwen crashed into the wall and soldiers suddenly charged to the cast. “RUN!” screamed Owen, running into Tyler. “Owen” said Tyler. “Dude! Run!” said Owen. “First, you got to admit the unadmittable!” said Tyler. “Admit what?” said Owen. “Admit why you convinced Team Victory to eliminate Lindsay” said Tyler. Conf A, Alejandro: My family is good at manipulating people. My uncle taught me how to snap my hands and give the person something they hate or that won’t help them. Alejandro snapped and whispered “because I hate her”. “Because I hate her!” said Owen. “Now sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game!” whispered Alejandro. “Take me out to the ball game! Take me out with the crowd! Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, I don't care if I never come back” sung Owen. “Dude, you got to be kidding me” said Tyler. The soldiers suddenly appeared and one jumped on Owen. Alejandro snapped and ran to the shelves to find the TV. “Later sucker!” said Tyler, crashing into a wall. “Why do walls randomly appear when you are trying to act cool?!” said Tyler. The solider took off it’s mask. “OH NO!” screamed Owen, closing his eyes. “Hi!” said the girl. “IZZY?!” said Owen. “Mhm” said Izzy, kissing Owen. “Wait, Izzy returned?!” said Owen. “No, we just wanted her to make a minor appearance!” said Chris. “Awww” said Owen. “Wait, that was Izzy?” said Alejandro. “That means she must know where the TV is!” said Alejandro, running back to Izzy. However, Izzy walked away. “Darn it” said Alejandro. Meanwhile, Cody found a case and opened it. “What’s this?” said Cody. Inside the case was a Cody filled with green goo. The green goo’d Cody walked to Cody, which the real Cody was walking scared to the wall. Sierra suddenly ran over and said: “Eeeeeeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Two Codys! I'm confused... and excited!” Sierra hugs both Cody's and the green-goo’d Cody exploded. “Okay, now I'm just confused...” said Sierra. A few shelves over, Heather finds the HDTV. “Guys, can you help me?” said Heather. Gwen walked over and laughed. Heather slowly walked out of Area 52 with the television and gave it to Chris. “You all will pay” said Heather. “I have to announce something” whispered Chris, as everyone ran into the jet, which took off with alien ships and Ezekiel in one behind it. “Okay guys! Good job. Team Amazon, since it’s half way past the show, it’s time to give out idols to people who win the challenge. Now, the person can use the idol whenever they want or to just give it to someone else!” said Chris. Team Amazon gasped and Heather snickered. “Thanks for helping me, favorite teammates!” said Heather. Conf A, Gwen: Didn’t see THAT coming. Conf A, Heather: I am not giving this to Alejandro, but going to save it for the finals. I am back in action baby!

“Team Me’s Team Is So Sucky They Need to Have Another Elimination” said Chris. “You guys need to vote someone off!” said Chris, walking into the boarding ceremony. Conf A, Duncan: I vote off… well, Noah. That guy has just been on my nerves for this past night. Conf A, Noah: I vote off… Alejandro. This guy deserves the boot, since he does barely any work and is too busy sucking up to girls like Heather. Ew. Conf A, Alejandro: I vote off Owen. With a bit of mayo on the side. Conf A, Owen: I vote off Tyler. I said that I didn’t vote off Lindsay and he got mad at me. I want to be friends, but give him time to think about it. Conf A, Tyler: I vote off Owen, simple. He convinced my girlfriend’s old team to vote her off and did more rude things and insulting things to me, he deserves to be eliminated. Chris passed barf bags to Duncan, Alejandro, Noah and Tyler. Tyler waved goodbye to Owen, grinning. “Doesn’t anyone feel bad for me?” said Chris. Everyone but Duncan nodded no. “Al?! Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? Al?” said Owen. “Owen? No” said Alejandro. Owen gasped. “But aren’t you my friend” said Owen. “Yes, but friends shouldn’t always feel bad for eliminations, but instead look into the future. You can be a solider for Izzy and you can always return in the competition and…” said Alejandro. “A. Owen is not returning. Not more returnees at this time of the season. B. Owen is not ready and probably won’t ever be ready to be a solider” said Chris. “And C. Time to go Owen” said Chris. “Owen, too bad we couldn’t party and stuff much more. Things changed in a way I hated it, but it’s life. Peace dude” said Duncan. “Well, that makes me feel better. ONE JUMP FOR MANKIND!” said Owen, trying to jump off. However, Owen got stuck in the exit of the plane. Alejandro snapped his fingers again. "Sing the song again" whispered Alejandro. “We can just leave him there if you want” said Chris. Alejandro ran off and kicked Owen, but Owen farted and Alejandro passed out. “Well, what will happen to Alejandro now that he got… poisoned? And what funny jokes does Noah have up his sleeve? Does Lindsay even remember she got eliminated? Find out those questions on Total Drama World Tou… CHEF! FLY TO THE LEFT! You are gonna hit an alien!” said Chris. “OMG! That is soooo season four's title!” said Sierra.

Owen: Take me out to the ball game! Take me out with the crowd! Buy me some peanuts and... Courtney (landed on the ground): Gross. Lindsay (landed on the ground): Courtney, what do you have against about peanuts?! Owen: Cracker Jacks, I don't care if I never come back.... Laaaaaa. (la's until the end of the song)

Chapter 12: The Am-Ah-Zon Race
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we almost died. No, just kidding. The cast was supposed to get my HDTV, but instead… they went nuts and then got it. And I missed the Basketball Pump movie. Stupid cast, but the stupid one was Tyler, falling for Alejandro’s really win schemes! Owen took the plunge and the fart out of this plane. Get out with your farty butt. We really need to discuss bathroom rules. But we can watch the cast go crazy in this episode of Total Drama World Tour instead!” said Chris.

“Why did you two loons even vote Owen off anyways?” said Noah. “Owen did something really insulting to Lindsay and me and Tyler felt bad” said Alejandro. “Riiiiiight” said Noah. “That fat man probably landed on Lindsay and made her cry!” said Tyler. “Knowing Owen, I don’t believe he did that” said Duncan. “Well, inside every good man comes a dark time” said Alejandro. “Owen’s dark time was when he farted and Maine joined the United States” said Duncan. “Maine joined the United States on March 15, 1820” said Noah. “Well, it might have went back in time and…” said Duncan. Everyone walked away, including the hidden Ezekiel. Duncan sighed. Meanwhile, in the winning class, Gwen drinked a smoothie. “Duncan, so dreamy” said Gwen. “Shut up about Duncan already!” said Heather. “Okay Heather, like we don’t know about your obvious crush on Alejandro?” said Sierra. Cody fell to the ground, not knowing that Heather crushed on Alejandro. “I try to steal secrets from him” said Heather. “That’s why I am always near him” said Heather. “What was his undies yesterday?” said Sierra. “Stalker alert!” said Heather. Chris went over the loudspeaker and said: “We are landing in the Amazon for the next challenge!” “Team Amazon in the Amazon, this is FANTASTIC LUCK!” said Heather, not Gwen. Conf A, Heather: I know what I just did and said. My team will probably have terrible luck and lose the challenge. Then, they will all blame me and try to vote me off. I vote off the idiot who bugs me the most this episode and use my idol. Bye bye Gwennie! “Saying that you think you are getting good luck will always tell you that you are getting bad luck!” said Sierra. “Oh whoops” said Heather. The plane landed in the Amazon. Everyone got off. “The teams are now even and we are in the final eight!” said Chris. “When are we having the merge? We must have the merge soon!” said Gwen. “How so?” said Chris. “Because, there’s like nobody left in each team” said Gwen. “Four is a lot, Gwen. We’ll merge the teams when SOMEONE stops using my cellphone batteries for Cereal Killer!” said Chris. The scene changes to Chef killing cereal characters like Coa Coa Puff thing, Barney and Captain Crunch. “Well, you should get these walkie talkies for emergencies only” said Chris, passing one person per team a walkie-talkie. “EMERGANCIES ONLY” said Chris again. “But what if…” said Heather. “EMERGANCIES ONLY” said Chris again. “I should make a memo next time, k?” said Noah. “Slu* up” said Chris. Everyone froze in shock. “SHUT UP I MEAN! Whoops” said Chris. “Watch out for the whatever you call then… Zing-Zings. Find out the info yourself. Go” said Chris. “No tips? No nothing?” said Heather. “Go means go, before I get fired!” said Chris. Both of the remaining teams walked and there were two directions.

Team Amazon went right and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot went left. “Guys. This challenge is in tribute to Owen and Lindsay, two fantastic people lost in eliminations over the past few weeks” said Alejandro. Conf A, Noah: No wonder what Heather sees in him. He’s just a girl dressed up as a guy. But she likes him meaning she’s… holy crap, Heather’s homosexu… “Yeah! To Lindsay!” said Tyler. “And Owen” said Duncan. “What did Owen ever do good?” said Tyler. “Well, he did several awesome things that were nice to others” said Duncan. “But voted Lindsay out” said Tyler. “Well, knowing Owen for like five episodes, he was a big fat tuna sandwich with a pancake smile on top” said Noah. “Yeah, who even told you he convinced to vote Lindsay out!” said Duncan. Nervous on his future, Alejandro said: “Let’s move on team. We need to win this challenge amigos”. Meanwhile, Gwen pushed Heather. “You lead if you feel so lucky” said Gwen. “Fine” said Heather, walking. “What’s on your leg?” said Sierra to Cody. “RED ANTS! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” said Cody, running away, trying to get them off. “I have your epipen!” said Sierra, smiling. “Give it to me! Give it to me” said Cody. “Pass it to Cody!” said Sierra, giving it to Gwen. Cody stopped and blushed. A beetle suddenly took Cody and Sierra kicked it and caught Cody. “I’ll always be there for you Cody. ALWAYS” said Sierra. “Always, even when I am brushing my teeth” said Cody. “Always, even if you are brushing your hey! I took all your toothbrushes!” said Sierra. Cody walked to Gwen and Gwen accidentally epipen’d herself, not knowing how it worked. “This won’t end well” said Heather. Sierra gasped. “This is soooo crazy” said Gwen, running to a campfire. “What’s this? Summer camp?” said Heather. Team Amazon ran to Heather and saw the Zing-Zings. “Chris?” said Cody, over the walkie-talkie. “Chris?” said Cody again. Cody punched the walkie-talkie and the battery door opened. “No batteries” said Cody.

“Chris! Chris! Chris! It’s Cody!” said Cody, over the waklie talkie. “Chris! Chris! Chris! It’s Cody!” said Cody, again. “Emergencies only!” said Chris. “This is an emergency! Gwen epipenned herself and we are by the Zing-Zings” said Cody. The music note suddenly appeared. “To us or to them or to all?” said Noah, turning on the walkie-talkie. “Team Amazon!” said Chris. “We are having some troubles!” said Heather, taking the walkie-talkie away from Cody. “Fine, you are going down the troubled drop of shame” said Chris. “No, I am dead serious” said Heather, showing her dead serious look. “You look cute when you…” said Alejandro, taking the walkie-talkie away from Noah. “Shut up, nobody asked you” said Heather. “Hmm… let’s add a little solo by Heather at the end” said Chris. “Argh!” said Heather. “GO!” said Chris.

Heather: We should have just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess! Sierra: I said so too, but then Gwen used Cody's epipen! Heather: Now if he gets bitten... Cody: My obituary's written! Sierra: Oh, what would I do then? Gwen: Tied up, rope is no joke! Britney Spears in our face, get us out of this place. Ain't having the luck that cowface over there anticipated. Probably means I'm eliminated for this. Yeah, I’m out! Heather: O-o-out! Ooh, ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

“Good, looks like this song is called Gypsy Rap” said Chris. “That sounds like a retarded name for a song” said Noah. Chris turned off the walkie-talkies, angrily. Meanwhile, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot walked straight and found bananas. “Bananas! Finally!” said Tyler, running off. “Tyler! Wait, that might be a trap!” said Alejandro. Tyler got caught in the net, by an evil monkey. “We need to get Tyler down from there” said Alejandro. “We can just win the challenge without him” said Noah. “But as a member of Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot…” said Alejandro. “We get it, we get it. You have a crush on both Owen and Tyler” said Noah. “What, hell no” said Alejandro. Conf A, Alejandro: How dare him. The next elimination we are having, I am telling Tyler that it was Noah’s plan to trick Team Victory into voting Lindsay off and Owen had to tell them to do so. Conf A, Duncan: (laughing) “Fine, we’ll leave him there” said Alejandro. “Wait up guys! WAIT!” screamed Tyler, as the remains of Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot walked away. Meanwhile, the Zing-Zings dragged Heather away, as Cody and Sierra laughed. “Let go of me you idiot! LET GO!” said Heather, punching Owen. The Zing-Zings growled. “Whoops” said Heather. “This is so much fun, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right?” said Gwen. “You just had to ruin the moment” said Sierra. Cody nodded. A Zing-Zing pointed a statue of a woman that looked like Heather. “Heather has a grandma?” laughed Cody. “Shut up” said Heather. A Zing-Zing put a crown on Heather. “I like” said Heather. “Now bow down to me” said Heather. The Zing-Zings bowed down to Heather. “Mhm” said Heather. “Maids?” said Cody. “I guess” said Sierra. Meanwhile, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot made it to the rock section of the Amazon, where Chris was. “Well, I didn’t say go get the full team here to get a rock, so you can go searching!” said Chris. “For?” said Duncan. “The golden rock” said Chris. “Oh! Yes” said Noah, remembering his past. “You need to walk to the left ten steps and right four steps” said Noah, walking. Noah stopped and said, “Can someone jump for me, since I am not going to do that. It’s too hard”. Conf A, Chris: That’s what he said. Alejandro jumped. “Hurry Noah!” said Alejandro. “Walk five steps to the right and move ten steps straight” said Noah, walking. “This is a blue rock” said Duncan. “Well, no duh. It’s colored to be blue, but it’s gold” said Noah, wiping off the rock’s blueness. “It looks like we have a winner!” said Chris, over the walkie-talkie. “I am right here” said Noah, over the walkie-talkie. “I am talking to Team Amazon” said Chris. “What?!” said Heather, over the walkie-talkie. “Oh! Oh! Let’s all vote Cody off. Yeah yeah!” said Gwen, in the background. “Bow down Gwen or else I’ll get the Zing-Zings to kill you” said Heather to Gwen. “Harsh” said Gwen. The Zing-Zings took of their masks and in them was Ezekiel and an intern. “But… but…” said Heather. “We voted you out already, Zeke” said Cody. “Fake Zing-Zings?” said Heather. Ezekiel nodded. “Wait, that means…” said Heather. “That means y’all gotta vote someone off” said Chef, walking to Team Amazon and untying the team. “YAY. YAY. YAY. I am free. That’s awesome, right, right, right, right, right?” said Gwen. Cody facepalmed himself. Meanwhile, back with Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and Chris, Chris said: “Congratulations to Noah for winning the immunity idol!” Chris passed it to Noah. “Use it well” said Chris. “I will” said Noah, glaring at Alejandro. Conf A, Alejandro: I need to return the favor quick! Next challenge is the challenge I am getting that idol!

In the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “You all know the drill. Vote one of your very own off”. Conf A, Gwen: Isn’t that crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Conf A, Cody: I vote off Heather, no offense. Conf A, Sierra: I vote off… Heather, because she acted rude and won the money last season and tried to hurt Cody in the winning class! Conf A, Heather: Dear Team Amazon, I am pretty sure everyone voted me off, because I thought we would get good luck since we were in the Amazon, but we got trapped by the Zing-Zings and lost the challenge. I bossed you around, which is another reason to eliminate me also, not just today but times before. I also tried to hurt Gwen by forcing the Zing-Zings to do so and that goes for Cody too. I hurt the Zing-Zings feelings and a lot more, so I vote myself off. Chris gave Gwen, Cody and Sierra barf bags full of peanuts. Gwen sticked her face in the bag with barf and ate the peanuts. “Gross” said Sierra. “Well, any last words Heather?” said Chris. Heather reached for her immunity pass. “I use my immunity idol!” said Heather. “Oooh, good call. That means nobody gets eliminated since nobody voted anyone else!” said Chris. Conf A, Heather: Now they fear me and they should. “Who will get eliminated next? Who will get the next idol? Who will win the fight for the immunity idol; Noah or Alejandro? And will Tyler find out what Alejandro was up to and how he tricked him into thinking Owen tricked Lindsay’s team to vote her off? Find out now on Total Drama World Tour” said Chris.

Chapter 13: I Smell London…
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Team Amazon had a brutal time in the Amazon! Thanks Heather. Meanwhile, things started to get hot for Team Chris Is Really Really Really Hot when Duncan was talking about how Owen was nice and probably wouldn’t vote Lindsay out. Alejandro saved himself, by changing the conversation and moving on” said Chris. “We should’ve just gone left is right Team Amazon. You guys wouldn’t have been in that mess. But Noah found the gold statue, by using his books and then… Team Amazon had to vote someone out once again” sung Chris. “Anyways, everyone voted Heather out, even the crazy Gwen and they probably forgot about Heather’s idol. Now, one will be thrown off the plane on Total Drama World Tour” said Chris.

Chris was then seen in the boarding ceremony room. “Good morning all” said Chris. “I am here to watch a fight between Alejandro and Noah that Chef made up with popsicle sticks” said Chris. Chris put in the tape. “Is this thing on?” said Chef, looking in the camera. Chef played with a popsicle stick that looked like Alejandro. “Hey dawg” said Chef, in a high voice as Alejandro. “I ain’t yo dawg” said Chef, in a deep voice as Noah. “Yes, you are” said Chef, as Alejandro. “No, you ain’t” said Chef, as Noah. “Yes, Noah” said Chef, as Alejandro. “You big poo poo face. You aren’t seeing Heather for dinner” said Chef, as Noah. “I don’t like Heather” said Chef, as Alejandro. “DING DING! DING DING!” said Chef. Chef hit the popsicle sticks and threw them in the trash. “Umm… I thought…” said Chris.

The scene changed to Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot in the winning class, waking up. “Good morning fantastic team” said Alejandro. “Morning Al” said Duncan. “Al…” said Alejandro. Noah woke up drooling. “You still drooling over Cody?” said Alejandro, laughing. “Hey! At least my real name isn’t Alyssandro!” said Noah. “Your insults to me insult me less than Heather” said Alejandro. Meanwhile, in the losing class, Gwen recovered from the epipen sting. “You are the next one out of here” said Gwen to Heather. “You’d wish” said Heather. Gwen rolled her eyes. Back at Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, Alejandro noticed that there were no announcements or anything wrong going on and he said: “Duncan, amigo. Can you check the cockpit to see if Chris is there, since nothing bad is happening” said Alejandro. “Why should I?” said Duncan. “Well, maybe something is going on for the challenge and we’ll know the plan!” said Alejandro. Duncan nodded in agreement and slowly walked to the cockpit. There was no Chris, or Chef. Duncan heard someone talking. “Put a sock in it, losers” said Duncan, thinking he was speaking to Team Amazon. “Who’s that?” said Chris. “We better shut the door” said Chef, slamming the door. “Well, that was easy” said Duncan, beginning to listen to the conversation. A few minutes later, Chef slammed the door open on Duncan and a ripper came out. The ripper stared at Duncan and jumped on him biting him. “Welcome Jack, welcome” said Chris. Chef walked to land the plane in London. “Okay guys! This is London” said Chris. “Um, Chris it comes to my attention that we lost Duncan” said Alejandro. “By the way, let me give you all a tip. Get away from Jack the Ripper!” said Chris. “Mommy!” said someone on the plane. “Boring… what’s our first challenge” said Tyler. “Save one thousand people from a falling draw bridge” laughed Noah. “You are right Noah. You should do that, but I have a BETTER challenge for you” said Chris, pointing to two men. “Ewww… one has more hair on their skin than the other” said Tyler. “Well, guess what you guys got to do with them?” said Chris. “Beat them up?” said Cody. “Have a race?” said Heather. “No. You got to strip them down to find clues to move on to part two to stretch a person hard to find the next clues! And go to an old house for the final clue. After that, capture the Ripper or something before the other team does” said Chris. “What?!” said Gwen. “Strip them down guys!” said Chris. The music note suddenly appeared and dinged. “Oh no…” said Noah. “Oh yes!” said Chris. “But we gotta strip them down!” said Heather. “So, sing while you strip!” said Chris. Suddenly, Jack the Ripper saw the cast and ran out of the plane. “You guys got to sing fast!” said Chris.

Alejandro: It's creepy how they stand there and don't even blink! Tyler: I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink! Noah: Hey buddy. Can we bribe you to strip yourself down? Gwen: No way, I can't strip him. Du… someone may freak! Heather: And I'm allergic to… uniforms. Gwen: Okay, that's just weak. Sierra: I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me! Gwen: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? I did the last three songs. Ow. Cody: If we're gonna find that clue... Heather: There's only one thing to do! Sierra: Force someone to strip him down! Heather, and Sierra: And, sorry, Gwen, that's you! Gwen: Oh, wait! Noah: If we're gonna find that clue... Tyler: There's only one thing to do! Noah: Force someone to strip him down! And Tyler, dude, that's you! Alejandro: What about you too?! Gwen: Sierra! Look! It's Cody. And I think he wants to strip. Sierra: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things. And that will help, I bet. Gwen: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue. Heather: We're doing what Chris proposed. Cody: Force someone to strip him down! Heather, and Gwen: Cause' if we don't, we're hosed! Heather: Totally ho-oh-Oh-oh-Oh-oh-Oh-oh-osed!

Both teams found their clues to move on, so they all ran to the stretcher. “Who’s going for us?” said Alejandro. “I will!” said Tyler, getting on the stretcher. “I’ll stretch him” said Alejandro, cracking his knuckles. Conf A, Alejandro: I can just stretch him hard and he’ll be weaker than now! Alejandro begun to twist it. “C’mon baby! Twist it out! C’mon baby!” sung Tyler. “Ummm…” said Alejandro, twisting harder. “OW!” screamed Tyler. Heather and Gwen ran to the stretcher, as Sierra threw Cody into a room near it. “Okay. I have a one month until your birthday present” said Sierra. Conf A, Cody: That’s a bit… too much. “Umm…” said Cody. “Here” said Sierra, opening a box. “A ring?” said Cody. “Yes” said Sierra. “Is it from my old babysitter’s mouth?” said Cody. “No, Samantha Elizabeth Mitchie is now 36 and married and has that ring still” said Sierra. “Wasn’t her old last name umm… I’m a moron?” said Cody. “Immamoron?” said Sierra. Cody laughed. “Cody, you are so funny!” said Sierra, beginning to laugh. Suddenly, Jack the Ripper appeared and Cody said, “Have another one of those rings, Sierra?” The scene moved to Noah, Tyler and Alejandro. “STOP! THE HINT IS OUT!” said Tyler. “I am trying to exercise here, hello?” said Alejandro. Noah rolled his eyes. Meanwhile, Gwen said: “Where is Sierra and Cody?” “Probably in a room, where they should be” said Heather. “No, really” said Gwen. “Do you think the ripper took them?” said Heather. “Well, I think you are next” said Gwen, tying Heather up to the stretcher and beginning to stretch her and get the hint and untying her. Heather barfed on Gwen’s face. “Really needed that” said Gwen, reading the clue. “Follow me” said Gwen, giving Heather the clue. Suddenly, Jack the ripper appeared and took Gwen away. “Gwen?” said Heather. “Gwen?!” said Heather again. “She wants Duncan probably” laughed Heather, listening to barking dogs. Heather walked toward the cabin full of them. Alejandro took the note. “Finally!” said Tyler, getting out of the stretcher, dizzy and then falling down. Jack the ripper took him, as Alejandro and Noah walked out. Conf A, Alejandro: Who needs him? It begun to rain outside and the music note rung. “There’s like three people left!” said Noah. “And you three are singing a trio song!” said Chris. “But it’s raining!” said Tyler. “But, I DON’T CARE” said Chris. “So, what are we singing” said Heather. “Well, since you have none of them, a song umbrella OUTSIDE” said Chris. “But we have a…” said Heather. “Song to sing! GO” said Chris.

Heather: You have my heart. And we'll never be worlds apart. Maybe in magazines. But you'll still be my star. Baby ‘cause in the dark. You can't see shiny cars. And that's when you need me there. With you I'll always share. Because… Noah, Alejandro and Heather: When the sun shines, we?ll shine together. Told you I'll be here forever. Said I'll always be a friend. Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end. Heather: Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella.

Heather: Ella ella… Ezekiel: Eh eh eh! Heather: Ezekiel? Ezekiel: Under my umbreha. Ella ella, eh eh eh. Heather and Ezekiel: Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh! Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh!

Alejandro: These fancy things, will never come in between. You're part of my entity, here for infinity. When the war has took it's part. When the world has dealt it's cards. Heather: If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart, because… Noah, Alejandro and Heather: When the sun shines, we?ll shine together. Told you I'll be here forever. Said I'll always be a friend. Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end. Heather: Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella. Heather and Ezekiel: Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh! Ezekiel: Under my umbreha. Ella ella, eh eh eh. Heather and Ezekiel: Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh! Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh! Heather: You cannot run into my arms. It's okay, don't be alarmed. Don’t come here to me. There's no distance in between our hate. So go on and let the rain pour. I'll be all you need and more, because… Noah, Alejandro and Heather: When the sun shines, we?ll shine together. Told you I'll be here forever. Said I'll always be a friend. Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end. Heather: Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella. Heather and Ezekiel: Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh! Ezekiel: Under my umbreha. Ella ella, eh eh eh. Heather and Ezekiel: Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh! Under my umbrella. Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh! Heather: It's raining. It’s pouring rain. It’s pouring rain. Stay there for me. Stay there for me…

“Next song?!” said Chris. “WHAT?!” said Alejandro, Heather and Noah. “Jay Kay” said Chris. “I hate him so much” said Heather, walking in the cabin. Alejandro and Noah walked in the other cabin and found steak! “About time” said Alejandro. “Enjoy” said Noah. “Why thank you” said Alejandro, taking a bite. The dogs begun to jump on Alejandro and bite him. “GET THEM OFF!” he screamed. Noah read the clue that said: “He was the second voted out this season and returned in another. That’s the person under this mask. Run to the plane and capture him in the confessional”. “Come on teammate!” said Noah, walking away without Alejandro. Meanwhile, Alejandro was taken by Jack the ripper. Noah walked back to the plane, not trying. Heather found the steak and threw it to the dogs and ran out of the cabin with the note. Heather ran out, running passed Noah, who still wasn’t trying. Conf A, Noah: Hmmm… maybe if I pretend to try my hardest and still lose, I wouldn’t get the boot. I still need the idol, I still do. Heather ran to the jumbo jet, with Noah quickly behind her, soaked. “What happened to you?” laughed Chris. “The rain you made us run in” said Noah. “It barely looked like you tried” said Chris. Heather ran into the confessional and jumped on top of Jack the ripper. “Heather wins the idol and immunity for Team Amazon” announced Chris, outside the confessional. Noah walked to the rest of his team and said, “What?” They all glared at him. “I tried my hardest, really. She got out first and beat me” said Noah. Conf A, Alejandro: Noah has an idol and it’ll be stupid to vote him off, especially with smarts like that. So, I need to vote off someone else… Hmmm…

At the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “Losing tastes sour huh?” “Maybe a pint more of sour and it does” said Tyler. “Well, you will be sour yourself right now, since you have been eliminated” said Chris. “I what?” said Tyler. “You heard me! Bye bye Tyla!” said Chris. “Drop the accent” said Tyler, seriously. “Bye” said Chris, throwing him out of the jet with a parachute. Jack the ripper suddenly appeared behind Chris. “If you didn’t get caught, you would have been back in the game… ZEKE” said Chris, throwing Jack the ripper off the plane. “Wait, that means? Zeke?!” said Alejandro. “You all got scared of Zeke!” laughed Chris. Alejandro growled. Conf A, Alejandro: This episode, I am adding five more cups of sour to the mix. Wait Total Drama idiots, here I come. Chris passed Alejandro, Noah and Duncan barfbags. “Who will be soured up and who would be scared of the next episode of Total Drama World Tour?” said Chris.

Chapter 14: Beverly Spills
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Jack the ripper went on the lose and got each castmate but Noah and Heather dragged to the plane one by one. However, the ripper was Zeke and it was funny watching everyone being scared of a kid that thinks 2+2 equals 222. As for Tyler, the poor kid got stretched by Alejandro and worked up that he got eliminated. Today, however, we are having more drama with the return of two fan favorites… right here, right now on Total Drama World Tour” said Chris.

“Hi Cody” said Sierra. “GET A ROOM” screamed Heather. “Fine, we’ll go where we are actually needed” said Sierra, dragging Cody to the loser class. In the loser class, Sierra begun to blab: “And I totally should give you a gift, since it’s twenty-six days until your birthday! I should seriously get you some candy. That would be cool and yummy. Should I get you rabber-doodles or spinners?” “And she is here because?” said Alejandro to Sierra. Noah begun to mimic Sierra, saying: “Considering buying myself a life on Fred's List, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement”. Sierra growled and threw Noah out of the window of the jet, as everyone laughed. “Who’s next?” said Sierra. Alejandro walked off to the cockpit, where Chris was located. “What happens if Noah got lost?” said Alejandro. “Eliminated” said Chris. “With his idol still?” said Alejandro. “Take it” said Chris. “That easy?” said Alejandro. “Mhm” said Chris. “No tricks?” said Alejandro. “Stop being so nosy, Mr. I am So Nosy” said Chris. Alejandro walked away to the losers class. Conf A, Alejandro: Now it’s just me and Duncan?! There has to be a twist. Chris wouldn’t let us compete against a team of four… would he? “Well, Noah’s eliminated” said Alejandro. “Poor dude, haha, like we needed him” said Duncan. The plane landed in Beverly Hills. Everyone walked off and gasped. “Spa week?!” said Heather. “Hell no” said Chris, facepalming himself. “Then, why are we here?” said Heather. “I need a summer house after this season. My old one got blew up” said Chris. “So lameo mick sticky face can’t do the challenge?” said Heather, pointing at Chef. “Who’s the host?” said Chris. Heather pointed to her. “You are?” said Chris. Heather nodded. “Fine, but first” said Chris, putting a music note on the screen to make it ding. “Oh no” said Heather. “Welcome to our new contestant, Blaineley!” said Chris, looking into mailboxes. “It’s rude to look into other people’s mail” said Heather. Chris found a box and opened it, showing Jordans. “Nice” said Cody. “Whatever, that was the design yesterday” said Chris. “Are you sure they are that picky?” said Gwen. Chris opened a box to find Blaineley. “Good, time to sing!” said Chris. “Who is she?” said Heather. “I am from Celebrity Manhunt and is the most awesome contestant ever, BLAINELEY!” said Blaineley.

Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious brain! Alejandro: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so… whatever. Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools? Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thing up there's a ratings jewel! Sierra: Bla-Blainerific! Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick! Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred two heat... I'm quite specific. Eva: She's not Blainerific! Heather: Who let her in this song? Duncan: So-so horrific. Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fa-fa-- Cody: Who's that girl again? Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?!? Who are you?! I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie award. I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific that I'm still Blainerific! Heather and Gwen: She's not so famous. Turns out she's not so famous!

“Who let Eva back in the game?” screamed Heather. “Well, we decided to let the teams get even now that Noah is gone and…” said Chris. Noah walked back to Chris was a smoothie. “How did you not fall out?!” screamed Sierra. “I went all Ezekiel on you. What don’t you guys get? He’s in the hold!” said Noah. Ezekiel hissed on the plane. “My eyes are on you” said Sierra. “Okay, Blaineley, play with the boys” said Chris. “What?!” said Blaineley. “Eva, play with the girls” said Chris. Conf A, Eva: To my lucky old team, good thing I am not with you, because all of you will get poundings, knuckle sandwiches and nuggies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And eliminating Alejandro will be for desert. “Okay guys. I found my new summer house” said Chris, pointing to a yellow and red one. “Moving on…” said Chris. “FINALLY” said Heather. “Don’t finally me” said Chris. Chef whispered something to Chris. “We were gonna have a sing off, but someone took our microphones. We need reinforcements, which is why we are gonna have a surfing contest!” said Chris. “Mhm” said Sierra. Conf A, Noah: I do not heart the new girl. “Now boarding!” said Chris, walking into the plane with the cast. The plane landed in a Las Vegas beach. “Okay guys” said Chris. “Today’s challenge is a surfing one. You got to do flips and jumps and spins and other things to get points. 10 is the highest, 0 is the lowest. Who’s ready?” said Chris. Alejandro, Eva, Duncan, Sierra, Heather and Gwen raised their hands. “Okay then! We are gonna give those who didn’t raise their hands a small surfboard” said Chris. Blaineley, Noah and Cody’s hands shot up. “Good, since we have a song to sing” said Chris, as the music note dinged. “But you said…” said Heather. “Take it away guys!” said Chris.

Alejandro: Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey. Blaineley: I know a place. Where the grass is really greener. Warm, wet and wild. There must be somethin' in the water. Sippin' soda and juice. Chris: Since you have an extra ten pounds under your stomach. Blaineley: Layin' underneath the palm trees. Gwen: The boys. Break their necks. Try'na creep a little sneak peek… at us! Heather: You could travel the world. But nothing comes close. To the Golden Coast. Once you party with us. You'll be falling in love. Oooooh oh oooooh. Duncan: I am a gummy bear, I am a gummy bear. I am a fricking little tiny little gummy bear… Heather, Gwen and Blaineley: California girls. We're unforgettable. Cody: Oh yeah. Heather, Gwen and Blaineley: Daisy Dukes. Bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin. So hot. We'll melt your Popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh. California girls. We're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce. We got it on lock. Westcoast represent. Now put your hands up. Oooooh oh oooooh. Sierra: Sex on the beach. We don't mind sand in our Stilettos. We freak. In my Jeep that I crashed last winter! Snoop Cody Dawg on the stereo! Blaineley, Heather, Gwen and Sierra: You could travel the world. But nothing comes close. To the Golden Coast. Once you party with us. You'll be falling in love. Oooooh oh oooooh. Heather, Gwen and Blaineley: California girls. We're unforgettable. Daisy Dukes. Bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin. So hot. We'll melt your Popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh. California girls. We're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce. We got it on lock. Westcoast represent. Now put your hands up. Oooooh oh oooooh. Alejandro: Toned, tanned. Fit and ready. Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy. Wild, wild westcoast. These are the girls I love the most. I mean the ones I mean like she's the one. Kiss her. Eva: Grrrr… Cody: Touch her. Squeeze her buns. Gwen: Huh? Alejandro: The girl's a freak. She crashed a Jeep and lives on the beach. I'm okay. I won't play. I love the Bay. Just like I love L.A. Venice Beach. And Palm Springs. Summertime is everything. Noah: All the boys. Bangin' out… nevermind, I am out. Ezekiel: All that butt hangin' out. Alejandro: Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis. No weenies. Just the king. And the queen-ie. My lady. Gwen: Umm… Alejandro: You're lookin'here baby. Gwen: Yeah. Alejandro: I'm all up on you. ‘cause you representin California. Gwen: I forgot! Heather, Gwen and Blaineley: California girls. We're unforgettable. Daisy Dukes. Bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin. So hot. We'll melt your Popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh. California girls. We're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce. We got it on lock. Westcoast represent. Now put your hands up. Oooooh oh oooooh. Alejandro: California girls man. I wish they all could be California girls. Californiaaa. Cody begins to cry and sniffle in the background. Alejandro: I really wish. You all could be. California girls. Blaineley (off note): I FORGOT MY DOG IN THE CAR. Everyone but Blaineley: Californiaaa, girls.

“Surfing contest is now” said Chris. “First off is Blaineley” said Chris, giving Blaineley a surfboard. “Go Blaineley!” said Alejandro. Blaineley begun to surf and fail terribly. “Zero points, I am disgusted” said Chris. Alejandro nods. “Next is Heather” said Chris. “I call for a replacement” said Heather, pulling Katie Perry over. “I’ll give you another fifteen dollars if you surf for me” whispered Heather. “Were you born from California?” said Katie Perry. “Hell no” said Heather. “Katie walked away. My brother! My brother was!” said Heather. “Tick tock tick tock, or else you can sing Barbie by yourself!” said Chris. “Fine” said Heather, grabbing a surfboard and walking in the water. “Go” said Chris. Heather hopped twice and slipped off. “Hey!” said Heather. Conf A, Gwen: Even if Heather’s on your team and you want to win, it’s always a good time to play around with grease! “No points for you. Even if you slipped. Do you even know how to surf?” said Chris. Heather slowly nodded no and everyone laughed. “Terrible, next up is Noah” said Chris. “Here’s Noah!” said Noah, pushing DJ to the surfboard. “How did you get him?” said Heather. “Simple” said Noah. DJ begun to surf, when a fish jumped up. DJ ran screaming out of the water away from the beach. “No points for that either. You guys really do suck” said Chris. “Who’s next?” said Chris. “I am with Cody!” said Sierra. Sierra ran with Cody in her arms to the surfboard and begun to flip and do handstands and threw Cody up in the air and caught him, while surfing. “Nice job Sierra” said Chris. “Nine points for Team Amazon” said Chris. “Yes!” said Sierra. “Duncan, you are next!” said Chris. Duncan got on the surfboard and begun to do flips and did a hang ten. “Sweet dude, you get a ten yourself” said Chris. “Nine to ten, Eva, you’re up!” said Chris. Eva got on the surfboard and broke it. “Nice job Eva. Five points!” said Chris. “But she did nothing” said Alejandro. “But break it which is what people do for disasters, which is great. Now, keep wining and she’ll get seven points now” said Chris. “And by the way, go get a surfboard” said Chris. Alejandro ran to get a surfboard and begun to surf around the beach’s water doing flips, handstands and jumps, before he pulled the sides of the surfboard and broke it. “Oh whoops” said Alejandro, going underwater. “Ten points” said Chris, as Alejandro got out. “Last but not least is… GWEN! If Gwen does good and beats my super awesome and hot team, you will get the immunity idol for good use! But if you don’t, your team will go to the jet upset in pain. Right Eva?” said Chris. Eva growled. “The score is fourteen to twenty, you need a six or higher to win” said Chris. “Let’s go Gwen” said Duncan. “She’s on the opposing team” said Alejandro. “But it doesn’t mean I can root for her” said Duncan. Gwen begun to do flips and jumps and fell during and attempt for a hang ten. “WICKED WIPEOUT DUDE!” screamed Chris. “We lose?” said Heather. “No, you win! Ten points! A sick ending is always great!” said Chris. Gwen walked out, limping. “Not my fault” said Chris.

“Time to go back to the plane” said Chris. In the boarding ceremony, Chris said: "Well, this elimination has a lot of surprises and more!" "Get on with it. I want to see Alejandro's elimination" said Noah. "Blaineley, you get a barf bag" said Chris. Heather snuck behind Chris to see the elimination. "The next barf bag goes to Duncan" said Chris. Noah waved his idol at Alejandro. "The next barf bag goes to Noah" said Chris. "Aren't you gonna give me that idol?" said Alejandro. "No thanks, bra" said Noah, pointing to the drop of shame. "Alejandro, you have been eliminated bro" said Chris. Alejandro grabbed his parachute and was about to jump off the jet. "WAIT!" said Heather. "What?" said Alejandro and Chris. "I'll drop out for Alejandro" said Heather. Conf A, Alejandro: I'm back (beep)s. Conf A, Heather: STUPID HEATHER. STUPID HEATHER. STUPID HEATHER. ARGH! WHY DID I SAY THAT? Chris gave Heather a parachute and Heather told Alejandro: "Win this for us, okay?" "Sure" said Alejandro, kissing Heather. Heather blushed and fell off the plane. "BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Heather, falling from the plane.

In the losing class, Duncan said: “I am hungry” and walked away to the winning class. “Hmmm… that’s not the right way to the kitchen” said Alejandro, walking off. “I am with Noah?! I’m out” said Blaineley, walking away. “I should begin my own show, Everyone Hates Noah… and Alejandro” said Noah. “I am gonna get some food” winked Duncan. Alejandro appeared behind a chair. “Okay” said Gwen, walking with Duncan. Gwen and Duncan ran into the confessional and begun to kiss. “Good thing this door is locked, so nobody can see” said Duncan. “Mhm, honey” said Gwen. Alejandro peaked in. “Mhm… this is new” said Alejandro, running away. Conf A, Alejandro: Duncan loves Gwen? This won’t last long at all. Good thing I have Blaineley’s laptop to find Courtney’s phone number. Alejandro turned on the laptop. Conf A, Alejandro: Courtney Ainde, Courtney Andu, Courtney Brown, Courtney Is an Idiot, Mean Courtney, The Big Butted Courtney, I Hate Courtney, McGinnXCourtney, Baseball Player Courtney, Boy Courtney, Courtney in a bath, there we are. Angry Courtney. Alejandro dialed his cellphone and begun to talk to Courtney. “What is going on? What surprises will we have in store for our cast? And also… what happened to two relationships? Find out now and next week in Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

Conf A, Duncan: The reason why I love Gwen is that… she isn’t going nuts for lawsuits or anything. Courtney is not like that and isn’t my match at all. Conf A, Gwen: I am sorry Trent… but remember what we agreed in the beginning of last season? I got you twenty dogs and my older sister to date you? But don’t get me wrong, we are still friends.

“Awww… touching sweet sorrow… until Alejandro said before, so join us next time for Total Drama World Tour!” said Chris.

Chapter 15: Niagara Brawls
“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we all headed to Las Vegas to surf a bit and also check for a new summer house. Gwen proved her team that she’s boss and even after an awesome and sicker performance, Alejandro was the one supposed to get the boot, but in a shocking twist, Heather quit for Alejandro, because she liked him. Awww… how sweet? Meanwhile, Ezekiel is still in the plane somewhere making out with rats and Eva and Blaineley both returned to the competition. But what else is boiling in the confessional? The wide opened door? Alejandro saw Duncan and Gwen kiss and he is gonna get some revange. See Courtney’s rant and more now on Total Drama World TOUR!” said Chris.

Alejandro walked back into the confessional and called Courtney. “Hello Courtney” said Alejandro. “Who’s this?” said Courtney. “Alejandro” said Alejandro. “Oh” said Courtney. “Well, if you didn’t see the last episode, Duncan kissed Gwen” said Alejandro. “He what” said Courtney. “Duncan kissed Gwen” said Alejandro. “But I thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend” said Courtney. “Well, maybe if you sue for them to get disadvantages in the next challenge, I can get enough people to vote them off!” said Alejandro. “Oooh, I like. I’ll call Mike now” said Courtney. “Michael Bobbe Tamani?” said Sierra. “Sierra, get off your phone” said Alejandro. Courtney talked to Mike and recalled Alejandro: “Okay, right now, he’s ranting with Chris and the producers”. The music note appeared. “I can sing a solo!” said Courtney.

Courtney: Uh ah oh oh oh. Duncan never uses soap and Gwen’s so lame there is no joookeeee…

“Not that song… a song with Alejandro” said Chris.

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser! I thought she was my friend. But now it's time to diss her! Sure we had some fun times, but I'm not gonna miss her now! Alejandro: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney: You're gonna get what's coming to you. If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo! Alejandro: That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! Courtney: All those times you made me smile, you wanted my man all the while! Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious. Alejandro: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney: You're not my new sister! You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh! Alejandro: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney and Alejandro: You're gonna get what's coming to you! Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

“Fantastic job” said Alejandro. “Why thank you” said Courtney. “So, I feel really bad for you from the last challenge, so I thank you for all your time you took with me” said Alejandro. “No, thank you” said Courtney. Conf A, Alejandro: I am a man. The plane landed in Niagara Falls and Chris said: “Follow me to the casino! And also, the merge is now”. Everyone remained silent and walked to the casino. “Okay everyone. All the guys need to get in this machine for the beginning of the challenge” said Chris. Chef walked over and threw Alejandro, Noah, Cody and Duncan in the casino machine. “Thank you Chef” said Chris. “Now, each girl will get a chance to do the challenge with a guy, by spinning this wheel. The person it lands on comes out and you need to be stuck with him for the challenge” said Chris. Something growled. “Was that your stomach?” said Gwen. “No, it’s a bear called Bruno that was owned by the circus” said Sierra. “Wait, BRUNO?! The one that we fired since it killed three interns?!” said Chris. Sierra nodded quickly. “WAIT A SEC! CODY!” screamed Sierra, kicking the machine down to the ground, causing a huge boom to make the bear run out. “Chef! I need your help!” said Chris. Chef lifted the casino machine and there was another big thump. “First up is Blaineley!” said Chris. Blaineley spun the wheel and it landed on the question mark. “I don’t get anyone?! YES!” said Blaineley. “No, you get the bear” said Chris. “Wait, what?” said Blaineley. The bear came and chased Blaineley around. “No wonder that was what was grumbling” said Gwen. “Duh, it was so obvious” said Sierra. “Sierra, you are up” said Chris. Sierra ran and spun the wheel. The wheel landed on Alejandro. Alejandro came and Sierra screamed: “NO!”, closing the opening small door. “OW” screamed Alejandro. “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE get Cody out! I need my Cody Bear!” said Sierra. “Fine” said Chris, getting Cody. “YAY” said Sierra. “I need to get back in” said Cody. “Gwen, you are next” said Chris. Gwen spun the wheel and it landed on Duncan. Suddenly, Alejandro coughed, as Duncan fell. “You get NOAH” said Chris. “What?!” said Gwen and Duncan. “I’m coming” said Noah, falling down to the ground. “Okay. What just happened?” said Gwen. “I think Chris got Duncan erased from his mind” said Noah. “Nope, Courtney’s lawyers would sue, so that’s why BLAINELEY is getting Duncan. Isn’t that great?” said Chris. “No” said Gwen, Duncan, Noah, Blaineley and Cody. “Well, Eva, you are up” said Chris. Eva angrily spun the wheel and it landed on Alejandro. “GAH!” said Alejandro, seeing Eva. Eva threw Alejandro to the wall and growled. “Who’s getting Duncan?” said Gwen. “She is” said Chris, pointing to Blaineley, who waved at Gwen.

“Okay” said Chris, passing dresses to the remaining female. “Umm… where are our special clothes?” said Cody. “Here” said Chris, passing coats to the guys. “Take a note of that, bra” said Noah. “But it’s not even cold?” said Alejandro. “Well, why did I buy them, huh?” said Chris. “Now follow me” said Chris, walking to Niagara Falls. “Everyone is going to try to walk to Chef in his little happy booth…” said Chris. “That’s what she said” said Noah. “I am not a bra, bra. Anyways…” said Chris. “Heehee, you said BRA” said Cody.

“The guy has to carry the girl across the rope to Chef without falling. First group to do so wins immunity” said Chris. “Who’s going first?” said Blaineley. “You are” said Chris. “You better not drop me” said Blaineley, getting on the rope, with Duncan dragging her by hair. “OW” said Blaineley. “Shut it” said Duncan, continuing the walk. “That’s not so gentlemeny…” said Chris. Duncan continued to walk. “No, no, you are doing it all wrong” said Blaineley. “You sound like Courtney” said Duncan. Duncan dragged Blaineley to Chef. “What do you want?” said Chef. “We want to win the challenge” said Duncan. “You do, not me” said Blaineley. “What?” said Duncan. Chef rolled his eyes. “You guys are fighting and blabbing, so why don’t you put a sock in it” said Chef. Chef pointed the other way. “Come back when you actually just cooperate!” said Chef. “NEXT” said Chris. Cody barely lifted Sierra up. “I weigh only 130 pounds. I can use some help” said Cody. “I can help you” said Sierra, running with Cody and knocking Duncan and Blaineley off. “Whoops” said Sierra. Cody facepalmed himself. Cody and Sierra continued to run to the booth with Chef. “We want to win immunity, right Cody Wody Teddy Weddy Bear?” said Sierra. “What?” said Cody. “He’s so cute” said Sierra. Cody rolled his eyes. “So, can we please win immunity?” said Sierra. “Yeah” said Cody. “Sure” said Chef, pointing to the right. “If another couple makes it, we may have a tiebreaker. Next is… Alejandro and Eva” said Chris. Alejandro barely lifted Eva. “You are fatter than Owen” said Alejandro. “That’s what she said” said Noah. “Hurry up” said Eva. Alejandro begun to walk faster. “Hurry up” said Eva. “I’m trying” said Alejandro. Alejandro begun to run. “Hurry up” said Eva. “Now, we are falling” said Alejandro. Eva punched Alejandro in the face. “You (beep)” said Eva, falling. “Wow, it looks like this challenge will be over” said Chris. “I am not going to let you hold me across” said Gwen to Noah. “I can” said Cody. “You are even worse” said Gwen. “He’s mine Gwen. Don’t steal my boyfriend” said Sierra. “I am not” said Gwen. “Well, I am not doing this challenge” said Noah walking away. “I second that” said Gwen, following him.

Conf A, Chris: We never had a challenge THAT fast before. We need something to make it longer. “If you do not do the challenge, you are eliminated” said Chris. Noah and Gwen ran back. “That’s what I like to see” said Chris. Noah grabbed Gwen and begun to slowly walk to Chef. But, Noah fell. “I want DUNCAN! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Gwen. “Wow, no need to get fussy, Duncan is either dead or in a hospital right now” said Chris. “But, it looks like we found ourselves the winners of immunity” said Chris. “YES!” said Sierra, hugging Cody. “Time for my favorite moment, a song” said Chris. “Not for you two, but the cast that’s falling!” said Chris.

Duncan: Just gonna stand there and watch me die. Blaineley: But that's alright. Duncan: Because I like the way it hurts… for you. Just gonna stand there and watch me die. Blaineley: But that's alright. Because I love the way you will die. I love the way you lie. I love the way you lie. Noah: I can't tell you what it really is. I can’t only tell you what it feels like. And right now I need a steel life. For someone who’s me, not my type. I can’t see. Eva: But I still fight. While I can fight. As long as the wrong feels right. It's like I'm in flight. High of a love. Luck from the hate. And I love it the more that I suffer I sufficate. And right before I’m about to die… Duncan: Just gonna stand there and watch me die. Blaineley: But that's alright. Duncan: Because I like the way it hurts… for you. Just gonna stand there and watch me die. Blaineley: But that's alright. Because I love the way you will die. I love the way you lie. I love the way you lie. Alejandro coughed twice. Alejandro: We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. Boogie guys! A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've know each other for so long. Your heart's been aching. But you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Give you up, give you up. Give you up, give you up. Never gonna give, never gonna give, give you up, never gonna give, never gonna give, give you up. Never gonna give, never gonna give, give you up, never gonna give, never gonna give, give you up. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand that you just got RICK’ROLL’D!

“I hate rick’rolls” said Chris. “Well, time to vote” said Chris, walking to the plane. In the boarding ceremony, Chris said: “The barf bags go to: Cody, Blaineley, Sierra, Eva and… GWEN!” Chris passed barfbags to all five of them. Alejandro, Duncan and Noah stared at each other. “The next barf bag goes to… Noah” said Chris, passing one to Noah. “Harsh, huh? You thought Noah would finally get eliminated, but no. Two really hot guys… just kidding. I am the hottest guy here. But the final barf bag goes to…” said Chris, passing the barf bag to Alejandro. Duncan sighed. “Peace out guys” said Duncan, grabbing a parachute. “Wait up Duncan!” said Gwen. “What?” said Duncan. “I am going to drop out” said Gwen. “Don’t hun” said Duncan. “No, I want to be with you. Plus, I think I did my job singing these dumb songs. Thanks, Heather!” said Gwen. “So, you both are leaving?” said Chris. Duncan and Gwen nodded. “Fine with me” said Chris, passing Gwen a parachute. Gwen and Duncan jumped off the plane with their hands held together. Conf A, Alejandro: (calling Courtney) Mission accomplished, but Gwen dropped out with Duncan? “THAT’S NOT GOOD AT ALL!” screamed Courtney. “Uh…” said Alejandro, hanging out. “Even worse at blackmail than Heather” said Courtney to herself. “Find out if we are doing another double elimination and if we should’ve picked Lindsay to return instead of these loons who vote themselves out or quit next time on Total Drama World Tour” said Chris.

Duncan: I know what you're thinking... I'm thinking it too. Gwen: I'm not sure what you're thinking... So, maybe that's true. Duncan: I don't know what happened... But I have no regrets. Gwen: For real? Or because you-know-who just found out? Duncan: Oh, it's just between us! Gwen: Not exactly. Someone made a fuss! Duncan: They sure weren't meant to see! But that locked door couldn't secure our privacy! Duncan: Fine! Let's do it! Let's clear the air! Gwen: Save it for later... Look out for that bear! Courtney, I mean. Duncan: Ahhh! The pain, the pain! Too much to explain! Gwen: We've not gotta stop what we're doing! Cause this is not just insane!

Color Code

 * WIN: Won the competition.
 * WIN: Was on winning team.
 * WIN: Won individual challenge or won for their team.
 * IDOL: Used an idol to be safe for the boarding ceremony.
 * IN: Got a a marshmallow in the boarding ceremony.
 * SAFE: Didn't win and didn't lose and was safe.
 * LOW: Got the final marshmallow in the boarding ceremony.
 * OUT: Voted off in this episode.
 * QUIT: Quit the competition in this episode.