User blog comment:Owenandheatherfan/New FF - For the lulz :3/@comment-3350823-20110909004958

I hoped you have closed audtions because I have a character I would like to enter :P

Name: Josie-Ann

Stereotype: The Girl Who Believes She Was Abducted By Aliens

Bio: Josie-Ann was the daughter of two trashy geniuses. Like her parents she acquired their good looks and brains but had a sweet and generous personality. But when she was vacating in Roswell she accidentally fell and hit her head and fall unconscious. When she awoke she had a crazy belief she had been abducted by aliens. They were dying and gave her a magic power ring (really a doctor's wedding ring she stole when she woke up) that would give her the powers to talk to fish, murder cereal, bore people to death, sing Bad Romance really well and recreate the world using a secrecy phrase she didn't know. With these powers she was to complete their ultimate goal: world domination. To do this she would have to find a treestump and ghetto girl to be her best friends, marry Dustin Believer and then finally give birth to an army of Troll Faced Ballon Dog Wannabe Teen Pop Star Aliens. By doing this she would have an unstoppable force that would fuse with her to create a power ranger like meagzord that would enslave all of humanity and give them a discount at Belks on new fall fashions!!!!!! Of course everyone thought she was crazy so she was locked away in an asylum. Josie-Ann heard of the contest and some of the contestants who were on it. She escaped the asylum and signed up for the contest. She was clearly chosen for her awesomeness.

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