User blog comment:Sprinklemist/Favorite Song Lyrics/@comment-1221823-20091027224940

These are the suckiest song lyrics ever:

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four There's garbage in the water There's poison in the sky I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Um...that's not innappropriate, is it?