Total Drama Showdown



Total Drama Showdown is a crossover, competition fanfiction between two series: Total Drama and Xiaolin Showdown. It is a collaboration created by  Bbhinton15  and Kgman04.

Overview
Twenty-four teenagers have been chosen from birth to compete in one of the most outrageous reality shows of all time: Total Drama Showdown. A parody crossover of Total Drama and the hit series, Xiaolin Showdown, the chosen ones have been split up into the sacred teams of the four elements to track down Chris McLean's Legendary Mystic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu, hidden around some of the finest areas of the world. Traveling in a large aircraft that resembles an ancient dragon, the teams must find the Wu to be declared immune and receive the unearthly object for their own use, each and every day. The team or teams placing last must attend the Banishing Ceremony, and choose one of their own members to have their Belt of Life removed, resulting in a walk through the dreaded Pathway of Shame and fall down the Drop of Shame. The chosen ones will be eliminated day by day, until one outlasting soul wins the title of Showdown Master, claiming all the Wu and the grand prize of $1,000,000.

Characters
Albert: (The Blessed One) - Albert believes he was destined for greatness since birth, and he won't shy away from mentioning it to people. However, despite his goals, he rarely ever succeeds. He was never blessed with superior smarts or athletic abilities, but this does not affect him, and his focus never shifts from the task at hand. He sees Total Drama Showdown as a chance to finally fufill his destiny, swearing he will not fail.

Alice: (The Sass Queen) - If anyone knows that words hurt, it's this diva; since she was nine, Alice refused to let her parents control her, and decided that backtalking them was the only way to get what she wanted. She used smacktalk as a way to combat bullies in middle school that made fun of her chubbiness. Alice forced her admission into Total Drama Showdown.

Alyssa: (The Lax) - Alyssa is usually one to be known as a calm, laid-back, and collected individual, but it's best not to try her. She's a predominant nice person back at home, but can get mean every so often. She loves animals, and joined Total Drama Showdown in hopes to win the money to open up an animal shelter.

Angelina: (The Desperado) - Angelina has been seeking attention her whole life. She's been posting pictures of herself online, hoping that people will comment about them. Although she is desperate, Angelina means well, and only hopes to make friends. She joined Total Drama Showdown so someone would pay attention to her.

Blake: (The Braggart) - Blake is exceedingly arrogant, loud-mouthed, and prefers to make a big and flashy entrance wherever he goes. He'll brag about anything, from the high score he got on an exam to how fast he was able to use the bathroom last night. In order to continue these achievements, he often rushes into things without thinking, but no matter what, he'll brag to you about the outcome, good or bad. He plans to bring this attitude to Total Drama Showdown.

Bradley: (The Reminiscent Skater) - Ever since he was little, Bradley loved to skateboard. When he met his favorite skateboarding idol, Tony Eagle, when he was younger, he was immediately discovered to be a skateboarding prodigy. Ever since then, Bradley has been traveling around the world constantly. Due to this, he has never been able to make any friends or a girlfriend, even though many girls admire him. When he accidentally injured himself during the W-Games, he lost all of his sponsors, and thus, never professionally skateboarded again. He since has faded into obscurity. Bradley joined Total Drama Showdown in order to gain his fame back and put his name back on the celebrity map.

Bronwyn: (The Ditzy Singer) - Bronwyn loves singing and she wants to be famous for it. However, she has the gracefulness of a hippotamus out of water. She trips on microscopic things and even large things, like her dog. This won't stop her dream to sing; if she wins Total Drama Showdown, she will try to record her first album.

Eleanor: (The Crazy Cat Lady) - Eleanor is the only child of her single mother. Born and raised in Canada's national trailer park, Eleanor was home-schooled, so she grew up very attached to her mother and doesn't trust easily. In fact, she barely trusts anyone - besides her cats. She currently is the proud owner of twenty-four different purebred kittens that she's grown up with all of her life, yet Eleanor's mother has begun dating a middle-aged man with a deadly allergy to pet hair. To fix this, Eleanor has joined Total Drama Showdown, hoping to help purchase him a lifetime supply of medication to stop the allergy and buy a nicer trailer for her mom.

Garrett: (The Realist) - Garrett gets easily annoyed by other people. He's a very realistic person and sticks to using common sense to solving problems. When others pose far-fetched or improbable ideas or prompts, it drives him insane. Once, when he went to pick up his little sister from school, he overheard a little boy asking the teacher if unicorns existed. Garrett immediately answered, "The closest thing to a unicorn is a white horse with a conic tube impaled through its forehead." He was quickly escorted out with his little sister. If he wins Total Drama Showdown, he plans on putting all of his money in a savings account and using it when necessary.

Hilda: (The Attractive Amish Girl) - Hilda, growing up in an Amish community, never experienced the outside world. Her entire life, up until the point of this application, she yearned to leave her community to experience what it was like for normal kids to live and use electronic devices. Hilda is very smart due to continuous studies by her parents. Due to her upbringing, Hilda does not know how to operate electronic devices, converse normally, and isn't accustomed to the latest pop culture trends. However, she believes that she will be able to win Total Drama Showdown due to her naturally strong physique from daily manual labor, as well as her kindness towards others.

Isadora: (The Shy Girl) - Ever since she was young, Isadora has been sweet, kind and helpful to everyone she meets. Currently, she is learning Ju-Jitsu with her older brother, Raimundo. While Isadora is small in stature, she knows how to fight really well. She is shy and doesn't like to be in the spotlight, and people are protective of her. Isadora thinks that she is not good enough to succeed, but she wanted to prove herself wrong, which is why she signed up for Total Drama Showdown.

Julie: (The Pity-Seeking Storyteller) - When Julie was young, her parents abandoned her at an ice cream factory. The ice cream factory was actually a mob, who forced her to work as a slave for years until she broke both her arms in a sewing accident. As soon as her casts came off, she also was thrown into a horrible car accident that broke both her legs and her spirit. On top of that, her favorite mob boss was fired. Sure, she still lives with her biological parents and there's no proof that any of it happened, but, according to her, "it totally did" so you should be "really nice to her and stuff." She joined Total Drama Showdown to pay for her younger brother's eye operation, despite the fact she has no younger brother.

K.C.: (The Unintentional "Villain") - K.C. is a nice guy. Really, he is, but no matter what he does, he always ends up with people angry at him due to his unintentional causing of problems. For example, the time where he was playing basketball and he broke his friend's nose. Or the time where he fell on a pretty girl and got slapped. He's always causing harm even when he tries his hardest not to, and he wants to win to prove that he's not a bad image.

Maxwell: (The Brains) - Maxwell is the eldeset son of a bookstore owner and his wife. Although a very handsome boy, he is self-conscious over his looks. Maxwell comes across as a very smart and manipulative boy. After his sixth month at home, he started to speak. By age five, he could speak ten languages, almost all completely. Maxwell loves to read and always has a pouch with a new book inside; he is a big fan of the Harry Potter series. Currently, he has a girlfriend named Sandy. Maxwell signed up for Total Drama Showdown because he wants to show that smart people can win.

Mia: (The Hipster) - Mia is a classic hipster; she says she isn't one because, according to her, hipsters are too mainstream. Her hobbies include social networking, listening to indie bands, and walking around the city for no particular reason. She joined Total Drama Showdown because she thought doing nothing with her life was too mainstream.

Natalia: (The Flirt) - Natalia seems to always gets what she wants. She is the pure definition of a bad influence; she enjoys flirting with men and wearing revealing clothing. She has many male friends, yet very few female friends. Natalia auditioned for Total Drama Showdown to show off her body, and meet boys.

Raina: (The Pre-Med) - Slightly shorter than average, stocky build, simple outfit, short brown hair and hazel eyes, Raina loves the medical field and facts having to do with the human body. Though in high school, she is already taking some classes on medicine in preparation for college and her future. She also seems to love books, TV series, and video games and is bound to talk about some of her favorites.

Russell: (The "Cool" Guy) - Russell always wanted to be cool, but never had what it takes to get there. Although he isn't seen as cool by anyone else, Russell considers himself to be the coolest person he knows. He often quotes television characters he considers "cool". Russell joined Total Drama Showdown because he thought it would be cool to be on TV himself.

Scott: (The Passionate Musician) - Scott, having lost his father at a young age, is very passionate about everything he does and everyone he meets. He loves life, because he personally witnessed how it could be taken away in a second. Despite his love for life and limitless passion, he has trouble getting too close to those he hasn't met yet, in fear of losing them like he lost his father. He generally tries to escape those fears through music. He sings, plays guitar, plays the piano, and plays various other instruments. He joined Total Drama Showdown to enrich the lives of others with the gifts he has.

Thomas: (The Brutally Honest Military Strategist) - Thomas was born as a nerd but overtime, he got bullied throughout his elementary school days due to his weird personality. Thomas decided to take Taekwondo classes and get himself prepared. He decided to learn military tactics and strategy from his retired grandfather who was in the Army and use it against people. Unfriendly and hostile, Thomas doesn't care about other people and won't let them stand in his way from winning.

Tina: (The Hot Wannabe) - Tina believes that her looks will guarantee her the win, despite the fact that she has no talent whatsoever. She's superficial and deluded, but that doesn't stop her from having an ego bigger than the world itself. If she wins Total Drama Showdown, she plans to buy herself a yacht and throw a party.

Wally: (The Brute) - Wally is a big, gruff, fat, and messy biker who will call himself handsome due to his narcissism. He uses his superior strength over others to get them to do what he wants, but he's not very bright and could easily be manipulated by another person with actual, superior brains. He is the kind of person who'll throw anyone under the bus in order to fulfill his avarice. Wally joined Total Drama Showdown in order to prove his might and his superiority, as he believes it will be easy to win a competition.

William: (The Arts Geek) - William is obsessed with the Arts and not just the things you would find in an art museum. William could recite the notes of any Mozart piece by heart. He could rewrite one of Shakespeare's plays with a pen and paper. He could recite one of Edgar Allen Poe's poems with such emotion that he would win a medal. He needs money from Total Drama Showdown in order to research and replicate lost poems, plays, pieces, and paintings.

Zane: (The Otaku) - Zane is a big fan of watching anime, enjoying manga, and Cosplaying. He doesn't do much besides that but carries a lot of friends through the conventions he been in. It seems that this is some of the only things he cares about; so much that it is beginning to turn into an obsession. He'll be playing in Total Drama Showdown to be able to show everyone what anime and manga is.

Theme Song
All twenty-four characters have been selected and verified; a theme song will be constructed soon.

Chapter One: The Not So Great Journey of a Thousand Miles

Thursday, July 5th, 2012 Kgman04 Chris McLean greeted the viewers in the cockpit of an unknown flying vehicle. "Welcome, TV viewers! You're watching the hottest new reality show to ever be aired on your super-boring televisions. Here, on this show, you'll be watching as twenty-four teenagers compete to search for the Legendary Mysic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu. Since I don't feel like repeating that every time I need to say it, I'll call them 'Wu' for short. They'll be travelling around in this aircraft, getting dropped off in places all around the world in search of these mysterious Wu. They'll all get sent back home, one by one, until one remains, getting all the Wu and winning a million big ones. Kick your feet up, grab a can of pop, and tune in to this season of Total... Drama... Showdown!"

After the theme song had played, the scene cut to a mass of teenagers milling around in a deserted area. One girl pursed her lips and asked, "What are we doing here? This is boring." "Wanna stop complaining?" a stout, polished boy snapped. Before the girl could retort, a different girl pointed off to the distance and shouted, "Look!" A large, long, flying green object came towards the teenagers. The same girl who noticed the object nervously said, "Uh, guys, I don't think that thing is gonna stop." "Ahhhh!" the teens all screamed, scattering into different places as the flying vehicle landed where they previously stood. Chris McLean soon opened a door on the vehicle's side and greeted, "What's up? Don't answer that, I don't really care." A loud, hot-headed girl took a few tep towards him. "You could've killed us!" "But, I didn't," Chris pointed out. "Anyways, how about we get all of you inside, and then I'll start explaining everything."

The doorway was very narrow, forcing the contestants had to stand in a single-file line and enter one-by-one. Chris stood by the other side of the doorway to keep track of every contestant. "Albert!" Chris waved as the first competitor entered. The boy looked around and nodded. "I was meant to be here." Chris nodded unsurely. "Yeah. Whatever makes you happy. Alice!" Alice dragged her luggage inside and groaned. "What did you think we were supposed to do the entire time we were down there?" "... Talk?" Chris suggested. "Be regular teenagers?" The newly-arrived diva scoffed in response. "Talk to these idiots? I think not." Another girl entered calmly. "Hi, Chris. I'm Alyssa." "I'm supposed to introduce you," Chris clarified in irritation. Alyssa frowned. "Oh. Sorry." Chris sighed and pointed to the other two contestants. "Just stand over there."

The next contestant dragged her luggage through the doorway and groaned. "What is this thing? Where do I sleep?" "All questions will be answered soon enough, Angelina," Chris stated as he gestured to the other contestants. Angelina dreadfully lifted her luggage, and accidentally set one of her suitcases down on Albert's right foot. Albert shrieked. "Ow! Geez! Watch out!" Angelina ignored him and pulled out her camera. "Selfie!" She extended her arm upwards and snapped a picture of herself, using her other hand to form a "peace" sign and making her lips form a shape similar to those of a duck's. Alyssa blinked as the camera flashed, then rubbed her eyes. "Ow." A male voice boomed, "Yo, yo, yo, the winner has arrived!" Chris introduced, "Blake! You ready?" "Heck yeah, man, I'm in it to win it - not like it's even a question." Blake noticed the other competitors. "Not with this competition, anyway." Alice rolled her eyes. "Bet your bark's worse than your bite." Blake winked and slid over to her. "Wanna find out?" "Creep!" Alice scoffed, turning away from him.

The next contestant entered, carrying a skateboard in one hand and a bag of luggage in the other. "This is Bradley," Chris stated. Bradley greeted the contestants. "Hi, guys." Angelina indifferently asked him, "What's with the skateboard?" He looked down at his skateboard, then tucked it in under his arm. "Er, just a hobby." "I'm next!" Everyone directed their attention towards the door, where a girl emerged, then tripped over... nothing. Chris looked at the fallen female figure. "That's Bronwyn." Bronwyn stood up and fixed her hair. "Hi, guys! It's great to be here, and I hope to get to know each and every one of you!" She walked to the group of contestants and stood between Albert and Angelina. "Are you okay?" Albert asked. Bronwyn nodded. "Happens all the time, don't worry."

The next contestant entered carrying three suitcases, two regularly-sized, and one abnormally large. She nearly dropped the larger suitcase, letting out a controlled shriek. Chris narrowed his eyes. "Hello, Eleanor." "Um, hi, Chris," Eleanor nervously grinned, shuffling over to the contestants. Blake sneezed, then looked up in surprise. "Huh. That's weird. I'm not sick." "It could be allergies," Bronwyn suggested. "I mean, I'm allergic to pollen." Blake shook his head. "I don't think so, I'm only allergic to cats." Chris folded his arms and glared at Eleanor, causing her eyes to widen. "Oh, uh, I was, uh, hugging my cats before I came here, sorry." "You... hugged your cats?" Alice asked, confused. Blake sneezed again. Before Eleanor could defend herself, the next contestant entered, wearing a clear scowl on his face. He noticed the group of contestants and walked over to them, without saying a word. After an awkward pause, Chris stated, "That's Garrett." "Hi!" Bronwyn smiled, offering her hand for a handshake. Garrett replied with a cold glance, causing Bronwyn to slowly lower her hand and pretend to fix her hair.

Chris welcomed the next contestant, a burly female. "Welcome, Hilda!" Hilda looked at Chris and said, "This machine... it soars?" A few snickers emerged from the group of contestants, and Chris replied, "Er, yes. But we'll get to that bridge when we cross it." "We are crossing bridges?" Hilda inquired. "I was not told of this. Are these bridges safe?" Chris grimaced and pointed to the other contestants. "Just stand over there." As Hilda approached the group, Bradley asked, "Uh, Chris, who's this?" He pointed to a girl who was not formally introduced, and was not previously there. "Isadora?" Chris asked. "How'd you get there?" Everyone looked at her, and she blushed. "I just walked in. I didn't want to bother anyone." Chris scratched his head. "Um, alright, then. Next up is Julie!" Julie entered, carrying her luggage. She sighed and greeted the group, and remained silent. A male contestant entered and followed after Julie. "K.C.!" Chris announced, despite K.C. ignoring him. He reached Julie. "Hey, are you alright?" K.C. asked. Julie sobbed, "Oh, it's just, I lost one of my bags of luggage on my way here! It had all of my accessories." Alyssa overheard and offered, "Aw, don't worry, I'll let you borrow some of mine!" "Oh, thanks..." Julie began to say, before noticing Alyssa's earrings and cringing. "But, uh, I think I'll be alright."

The next contestant entered and examined the area. "How exactly does an aircraft like this have any aerodynamic ability? The material used to create it is far too dense to stay suspended in the air without the use of an engine more powerful than the GE90-115B, which is impossible to have manufactured." Chris blinked. "You just said a lot of words I didn't understand. This is Maxwell, everybody." Maxwell frowned and walked to the group, and stood beside Garrett and Bronwyn. A female competitor stood in the doorway. "I'm Mia." Chris sighed. "I'm the one who introduces you, Mia." "Everyone gets introduced by you," Mia said in disgust. "I chose to be different." Alyssa raised her hand. "Actually, I accidentally introduced myself--" "That's great, are you expecting a reward?" Mia condescendingly asked, rolling her eyes and ignoring Alyssa's glare. She grabbed her luggage and dragged it to the group of contestants, then slightly distanced herself from the group.

Chris greeted the next girl, who posed seductively in the doorway. "Natalia! Nice to see you. Not sure I wanted to see that much of you, though." Natalia looked down at her bare-minimum of an outfit. She then looked at Chris. "Oh, I get it. I don't judge, don't worry." She picked up her luggage and approached the rest of the group, smirking as Chris realized her implication. Garrett rolled his eyes. "How immature." "Oh, live a little," Natalia said, elbowing him. The next contestant was almost the complete opposite of Natalia. Chris, still feeling somewhat insecure about the recent insult, mumbled, "This is Raina." Raina asked Chris, "Is the pressurization in this aircraft sufficient for the decreased O2 levels in the higher zones of the atmosphere? Because, that'd be really dangerous if it isn't." Chris groaned. "What is with this cast? First Maxwell, now you?" "Humph," Raina pouted, taking her luggage to the group of contestants. The next contestant, a lanky male with bags he could probably fit five of himself into, approached Chris with a confident grin. He howled, "Yo, yo, yo! What's up, guys? Russell has arrived!" Everyone remained dead silent. Chris looked around for a distraction. A cricket chirped off in the distance. Chris pursed his lips. "Well, this has been sufficiently awkward. Go stand by the other contestants, Russell."

"Scott!" Chris patted the new contestant on the back as he entered. "What's up?" The boy shrugged, and struggled trying to carry two suitcases, a bookbag, and a guitar case. Scott began to walk to the contestants, but lost his balance. "Whoa!" His guitar case went flying into the air. "I got it!" Bronwyn declared, running towards it. Blake's eyes widened, having remembered Bronwyn's lack of coordination as displayed earlier. "This won't be pretty." Surprisngly enough, Bronwyn caught the guitar case, then helped Scott up. "Thanks so much," Scott said, breathing a sigh of relief. "I don't know what I would've done with a busted guitar." "No problem," Bronwyn smiled. Before anyone could say anything else, another male contestant entered and stated, "Everyone might as well just quit now." The room's direction shifted to the over-confident player. Chris raised an eyebrow. "Thomas. I see you brought your ego along with your luggage." "I don't need my ego to let everyone know that this game is mine," Thomas said, striking a pose. He picked up his luggage and ignored everyone's dirty glares.

"He should be a sure-fire ratings booster," Chris snickered to himself. He turned to the doorway, to see a female contestant adjusting her bra. "Er..." She looked up. "Oh, don't mind me." Chris folded his arms. "This is Tina." Tina threw her head back and adjusted her hair, then waved to the contestants. "Hey." Angelina muttered something inaudible under her breath, which drew Tina's attention. "What'd you say?" "Hm?" Angelina innocently asked, looking up. "Nothing." The next contestant to enter was a mountain of a human, and he barely managed to fit through the door. Chris nearly broke his neck trying to look up and greet the contestant properly. "Wally! How's the weather up there?" "It's supposed to be different?" Wally frowned. Then he shrugged and progressed towards the other contestants. Alice noticed, "It's getting crowded in here..." Chris assured, "Don't worry, only two contestants remain."

The next contestant arrived with one suitcase, and a very large, thin container. "Guess you're William!" Chris determined, looking at the last two names on his originally hidden index card. William looked around and stated, "This color scheme is very flat. It could use some peach tones." Chris nodded slowly. "Er. Right. Moving right along." As William walked over to the group, Chris sighed. "And, finally... Please welcome Zane!" Zane entered eagerly, flipping through a book with untranslatable characters on the cover. He walked past Chris without saying a word. "Yo! Zane!" Chris called. Zane continued walking until he bumped into Wally. Zane looked up from his book. "Please be more aware of where you place yourself, please." Wally growled, "Please be less of a dork, please." He smacked Zane's book out of his hands. Zane gasped. "I've lost my place, now!"

Chris clapped his hands and called, "Alright, alright, settle down, everyone, I bet you're wondering what'll be going on here." "We're here for the million bucks," Blake bluntly stated. "Well, yes, indirectly." Chris said. He began to pace back and forth. "You guys are all here for the grand prize, but do you know exactly how you're gonna get there?" The contestants murmured. "Every day, your main goal is to retrieve the Legendary Mystic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu. Or 'Wu' for short. These Wu have strange powers that defy the laws of physics, human properties, and even the time-space continuum, which is why it's important that you guys find them before someone else on the planet use them for malicious purposes. The thing is, we don't know where these Wu are until they decide to 'activate' themselves." Angelina asked, "So, they're like cellphones?" Chris frowned. "... Sort of. When a new Wu activates itself, we'll fly over to as close as we can get to it, then drop you guys off to retrieve it. The first team to get to the Wu gets to keep the Wu for the rest of the competition. The team that had the hardest time or did the worst overall job at trying to get it has to vote off one of their own team members at the Banishing Ceremony!" He gestured over to a different room, where two sets of bleachers stood tall. "You'll be voting off a member of your team. The person with the most votes has to have their Belt of Life removed, take the Pathway of Shame, followed by the obligatory Drop of Shame!" "Belt of Life?" Mia asked, pursing her lips. "Sounds so cliche." Chris's eyes widened in realization. "That reminds me. Chef!" He clapped his hands, and Chef entered carrying twenty-four various robes, in four different colors, with white belts around them. "You guys are gonna have to wear these." Alice cringed. "Those look gross." Hilda clapped. "Fabric resembles home!" Natalia rushed over to Chef. "I call the pretty red one!" Chef put his hand out and stopped Natalia. "Nuh-uh, missy, you'd best be calmin' down." "The color of your robe depends on your natural element," Chris stated. "Which you guys probably don't know. So I'll tell you now. Bronwyn, Natalia, Raina, Blake, Scott, and Zane. Your natural element is Water, so go ahead and take the blue robes." Natalia frowned. "But I wanted the red one." Chef groaned and shoved the blue one in her face, then pushed her off to the side. Chris continued, "Alice, Alyssa, Isadora, Maxwell, Wally, and William! Your natural element is Wind, and your robe color is silver." "This is a nice shade," William noted as he examined his robe. Wally shook his head. "Next," Chris stated, "Eleanor, Hilda, Mia, Albert, Garrett, and Thomas! Your element is Fire." Mia rolled her eyes. "Predictable." They collected their red robes, leaving Chef with a stack of tan robes. "Ew, I have to settle with those?" Angelina grimaced. Tina stated, "Oh, whatever, tan is like, my favorite color." Chris finished, "And the rest of you: Angelina, Julie, Tina, Bradley, K.C., and Russell, your natural element is Earth." The remaining six collected their robes, albeit a few of them reluctantly. Chris chortled, "Oh, and if you didn't figure out on your own, the people you share your element with are your teammates. So try to get along - actually, don't, that'd suck for ratings. From now on, you'll be referred to as Team Water, Team Wind, Team Fire, and Team Earth." "Team Earth," Julie sighed. "That makes me sound fat." K.C. assured, "Julie, you're not fat at all. If anything, you're too skinny." Then he paused. "Er, but, like, not in a bad way, like--" Julie giggled. "You're funny."

Eleanor, who was examining the area, asked, "What is this thing anyways? It's not any plane I've seen. Not that I've seen many." Chris proudly replied, "It's the D.O.J.O. One of the most elite and innovative flying vehicles in the world! "Does it stand for anything?" Eleanor curiously questioned. Chris walked over to her and snapped, "Don't object, just observe!" "And where are we supposed to change into these robes?" Maxwell asked, intervening. "Surely, we have our own rooms?" Chris laughed, "Uh, yeah... sure. Right over there." He pointed to a door. The contestants walked through it and wound up seeing nothing but a bunch of benches and sheets. "Aw, c'mon!" Russell whined. "This is so much better than what they had in Boot Camp!" Thomas cheered, comfortably reclining on a wooden bench. "Ahhh." Garrett stayed behind in the room with Chris, and asked, "Is there anywhere in this, er, 'D.O.J.O' that's private?" Chris thought for a second. "Not really. Except for maybe the bathroom."

Garrett: (enters the bathroom, then notices the camera) There's... there's a camera in here?! Chris, I thought you said this was private! Chris: (pokes his head into Garrett's confessional) This is a reality show, personal space no longer exists! And this is the confessional, actually. Use it to tell the viewers your true feelings about, well, anything. Except me. Don't talk about me in here. (gives Garrett an "I'm watching you" motion, then leaves) Raina: Everyone here seems really nice so far. I hope everything happens smoothly. (adjusts her blue robe) Albert: Fire! I was born to be awarded this element! It's always been my destiny. Bradley: I like it here. A bit of a downgrade from what I'm used to, but I think it'll be fine. Hilda: (looking at the toilet in awe) What is this device? It is wondering my mind. Maxwell: Hmph. Placed on Team Wind. I have a feeling the producers just threw all of the lackeys in one team and thought, "Hm, that seems unfair, let's put in at least one sensible person." Whatever, I'm not going to let them stand in my way. This million, and all of the Wu are all going to be mine. Bronwyn: (sits down, then slips and falls into the toilet) Okay, who left the seat up?!

Suddenly, Chris blew a whistle. The contestants, now changed, all rushed back to the main room. Thomas stood right in front of Chris and saluted him, "Reporting for duty, sir!" Chris backed away. "Right. Anyways, I didn't think it'd happen this early, but the very first Wu has activated itself." The contestants gasped, and Chris continued, "It's called the Mantis Flip Coin. Whoever uses it can, well, flip. Really awesomely. And to really high heights." "What's that useful for?" Wally scoffed, "A gymnastics contest?" Chris rolled his eyes and suddenly exited the room. "Where are you going?" Alyssa asked. Suddenly, the floor beneath the contestants disappeared, and all twenty-four of them were plummeting back down.

They landed in a pile at the base of a cliff. A large body of water sat before them. Garrett sat up and brushed off his robe. "I didn't even realize we had taken off. Where are we?" He looked around and saw Zane, sitting calmly off to the side, still intently reading his book. "Er..." Chris appeared shortly after, descending with the use of a parachute. He landed and declared, "The Mantis Flip Coin is somewhere around here. If I were you, I'd try the sea. The first team to grab the Wu wins it. Since this is everyone's first time, I'll cut you all some slack. No one's getting eliminated tonight, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to get that Wu!" Blake emerged from the pile and gloated, "Well, my element is Water, so this shouldn't take very long." He jumped into the sea, then quickly surfaced back to the shore, chanting, "I see sharks, I see sharks, I see sharks!!" Everyone immediately glared at Chris, who shrugged innocently. "What do you think, I put them there?"

A flashback sequence began with Chris standing by the shore, talking into a walkie-talkie. "Alright, now, come a little closer..." Chris spoke, looking up at a cargo plane. He asked, "What kind of sharks are these? .... No, I mean, will they tear a human to bits? ..... Perfect. Drop 'em!" The plane released a number of vicious sharks into the water, then sped off. As a test, Chris tossed a raw steak into the water. After about five seconds, a shark spat the steak out back to Chris, returning nothing but the bare bones. "I've out-done myself," Chris said, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye.

Returning to the actual challenge, Thomas looked at his team. "C'mon, Team Fire, we aren't gonna let a few sharks stop us from nabbing that Wu, are we?" Hilda growled, "I have no fear of these 'sharks'!" Thomas grinned. "That's the spirit!" "Spirit?" Hilda gasped, looking around. "Where? Is it the spirit of my great-half-uncle? He was part-feline." Eleanor immediately looked at her. "Feline?" Hilda noticed Eleanor's contained excitement. "Felines appeal to you?" "Are you kidding? I love them!" Eleanor exclaimed. The two of them continued to chat, until Garrett separated them. "Alright, ladies, we've got a challenge to win." Mia wondered, "Why do we have to win? We should come in second. Runner-ups are usually the most underrated people out there."

Garrett: I've been with my team for three minutes, and they've already managed to annoy me.

Team Water gathered in a circle to discuss their strategy. Blake stated, "Well, I think that as team captain, we should--" "Team captain?" Natalia, Raina, Bronwyn, and Scott asked in disbelief. "I don't see anyone else stepping up to be a leader!" Blake argued. "Especially not him!" He pointed to Zane, who was still reading his book as if nothing else in the world mattered. Raina yelled, "Zane, you should join the rest of the team!" Zane turned a page and continued reading. "Water is our element," Scott stated, trying to direct the attention back to the challenge. "So this should be pretty easy. Maybe we can split up into two groups of three--or, well, one group of three and one group of two--to cover more ground and find the Wu. That way if we run into a shark, we're not alone." Bronwyn agreed, "Good thinking." Natalia echoed, "Yeah, you're so smart." The two girls suddenly glared at each other, until Blake asked, "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

Team Earth stood by the cliff and conversed. "I just got my hair done," Tina defended. "No way am I going in there." Angelina glared at her in disbelief. "You're going in." Tina gave Angelina an annoyed glance. "Did you not just hear me? I just got my hair done. Do you know what that means?" She looked at Angelina's hair. "Hm, probably not." "What's that supposed to mean?!" Angelina snapped. Bradley began, "Er, girls--" Tina pointed to Angelina's hair and insulted, "Is that a mop on your scalp? I can't tell." Russell and K.C. restrained Angelina from attacking Tina, and Bradley ordered, "Okay! Look! Guys! We have to settle down if we want to win this." Angelina's arm broke free, and she tried to slap Tina, but instead knocked Bradley unconscious.

Fortunately, Team Wind was faring well. Maxwell asked, "Who here is a strong swimmer?" "I guess I'm decent," Alyssa volunteered. Wally puffed out his chest and answered, "I'm a great swimmer." Maxwell looked to William, Alice, and Isadora, and received no reply. "Alright. Let's split up into pairs, then. I'll swim with William, Wally can swim with Alice, and Alyssa can swim with Isadora." "Hop on my back, missy," Wally told Alice. Alice folded her arms. "Um, what? No. You probably have back-ne." "The heck is that?" Wally asked. "Acne," Alice matter-of-factly answered, "on your back." Wally shrugged. "Fine, your loss." He jumped into the water to search for the Wu, and Alice remained on the shore. A bit to their left, Alyssa asked Isadora, "You can swim, right?" Isadora gave no reply. "Um," Alyssa said, looking around for no reason, "Alright."

Alyssa: Isadora's a quiet girl. Really quiet. It kind of worries me.

Bronwyn, Natalia, and Scott decided to become one of Team Water's groups, and Blake and Raina as the other. The group of three didn't swim very far before encountering a vicious shark. "Eek!" Bronwyn shrieked, swimming behind Natalia, who swam behind Scott, who awkwardly waved at the shark. The shark snapped its jaws at Scott. In response, Scott made various punching and kicking movements to try to ward the shark off.

Bronwyn: What was that?!

Bronwyn playfully slapped Scott's shoulder, however, the shark cringed and swam away. "That worked?!" Natalia gasped, before remembering she was underwater. Scott and Bronwyn both looked at Natalia, who quickly swam up to the surface. The two shrugged and continued searching for the Mantis Flip Coin.

Hilda and Eleanor both surfaced the water, gasping for air. Garrett and Thomas followed shortly after. "I'm not the best at holding my breath down there," Garrett choked. Eleanor stated, "Me neither." Hilda and Thomas nodded in agreement, with Albert surfacing right in front of them. "I was not meant to do this," he thought aloud. Garrett realized, "That's probably why we're on Team Fire. Water's our weakness." "Makes sense," Eleanor frowned. "On a different note, where's Mia?" Mia surfaced shortly after. "I can't find it anywhere. Not even with this scuba gear." "Why'd you bring scuba gear with you...?" Albert asked, bewildered. "It was for an outfit," Mia declared, "Then I realized I could use this in the challenge."

Mia: Don't look at me like that. Soon everyone's gonna be wearing scuba gear, while I'll have moved on to the next fashion statement. I'm ahead of the game, for, well, pretty much everything.

Chris noticed the contestants swimming, and grabbed his megaphone. In his worst impression of a pitiful person, he announced, "Oh, I'm sorry, did I say it'd be in the water? My apologies. I meant to say it's at the top of the cliff." "WHAT?!" Every contestant gave Chris a deathly glare. He didn't even wince. "That's right. Get a move on, it's only a half-hour show, people." Team Water was fairly far out into the sea. Blake groaned, "Is he serious?" "Well, we're behind," Raina sighed. "Best get moving." Team Earth and Team Wind made it back to the shore first, with Team Fire not too far behind. "Alright, cliff-climbing," Wally excitedly stated, "Let's do this!" He grabbed on to a groove in the cliffside and began to scale up the cliff, with the rest of his team following after him. Team Earth reached the cliff seconds after, and Julie gasped. "Oh, no, they're going to get the Wu first! We've got to do something!" Russell and Bradley began to climb up the cliff, despite with some trouble, and K.C. followed suit. He looked down and noticed Julie, Angelina, and Tina remaining on the shore. He asked, "Er, aren't you guys going to climb?" "My nails," Tina off-handedly stated. "These heels will not let me climb," Angelina defended. Julie sobbed, "When I was little, my brother liked to climb cliffs! He fell off one day and broke his leg!" Everyone in the vicinity - even members of Team Wind - gave her a compassionate glance, then resumed with the challenge. "Oh, uh, okay," K.C. unsurely said, continuing to climb.

As the contestants climbed, William and Russell were nearly neck-and-neck, the two of them being not too far behind Wally. William noted, "You're very persistent." "Hey, competition is competition," Russell stated. "I mean, I don't play dirty. That's whack."

William: Despite his... lack of eloquency, I'd say Russell's quite a down-to-Earth person. Proper morals and manners. That's rare.

The two continued to chat, and Wally took notice. He missed a ledge and nearly fell off the cliff, then exhaled and continued climbing. Russell realized, "Hang on, we aren't even on the same team." "Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'friendly competition'?" William asked. An annoyed Maxwell, whose pace was slowed down by their talking, snapped, "Ladies, if you're finished talking about the latest handbag to hit retail stores, there's a challenge to win." Luckily, for Maxwell, Wally had reached the top of the cliff, and grabbed the Shen Gong Wu, which sat by itself at the top of the cliff. "I... am.... awesome!!" Wally howled. "Woo!" Chris spoke into his megaphone, "And, that's a wrap! Everyone back to the shore!" Wally asked, "Er, Chris, how do I get dow--" The ground underneath him suddenly broke off of the rest of the cliff, and he plummeted down to the sandy shore.

Chris stated, "Team Wind wins the very first challenge!" Wally, now in a wheelchair, beamed, and flashed the coin to everyone. "Congrats on nabbing the Mantis Flip Coin for your team!" Chris added. "In second place, we have Team Earth. Team Fire gets third place, and Team Water wins the honor of last place, for getting too far into the water! How ironic is that, getting screwed over by your own element!" Blake groaned, "Maybe if we actually had our complete team participating..." He shot Zane a glare. Zane was still in the same position he was before the challenge even started. Chris rolled his eyes. "Excuses, excuses. Luckily for you guys, no one's getting eliminated on the first day. Because I'm just that nice." After a short pause, he set off a bullhorn into his megaphone. "Now, get back into the D.O.J.O.!" The contestants scattered off, and Chris laughed. "Ah, I love my job." He turned to the camera. "You've witnessed a small sample of what's in store for these teens as they travel all around the world for these Wu. With a whopping twenty-four contestants, something good is bound to be in store with every episode. Tune in next time to see more laughs, more pain, and best of all, more total drama. Only on Total.... Drama.... Showdown!"

Chapter Two: The Hunt for the Third-Armed Master

Saturday, July 7th, 2012 Kgman04 Chris exited the confessional and waved to the camera. "Yo, what's up? Last time on Total Drama Showdown, we met our twenty-four not-so-eager contestants. In teams of six, based on their natural elements, their task is to pinpoint and collect all of the Legendary Mystic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu - I really need to stop wasting my breath saying all of that. In our very first challenge, enemies were established, friends were made, and bones were broken! What's in store for our chosen ones this time? Find out, only on this episode of Total... Drama... Showdown!"

In the long line which wrapped around an entire room, the contestants impatiently stood, holding trays. The room was nearly empty except for four tables that were barely off the ground. The line began in front of a counter, with Chef Hatchet lecturing the contestants. "A'ight. This is how it's gon' be. I make the food. Y'all take the food, y'all sit down with the food, and y'all eat the food. No 'if's', 'and's', or--" "But," Maxwell interrupted, "What if one of us is allergic to an ingredient contained in the food, and--" Chef roared, "Boy, what did I just say?!" He calmed down and took a scoop of what seemed to be mashed potatoes, and tossed it on Raina's plate. Raina shrugged. "Hm, mashed potatoes. Not really a breakfast-food, but, it'll do." "Mashed potatoes?" Chef snickered. "Uh, yeah, mashed potatoes." The line continued until it got to Tina. She asked, "Um, do you have anything without any carbs, sugar, or fat?" Chef pointed to a sink in the back of the kitchen. "Water." "Oh," Tina frowned, before Chef placed a noticeably larger scoop of "mashed potatoes" on her tray.

William uncomfortably folded his legs to be able to sit down and eat on the low-lying tables. Wally, still in a wheelchair, wheeled himself over to his team's table. Alyssa worriedly asked, "How long do you think you're going to have to be in that?" "He fell off a cliff," Alice coldly reminded her. "It's gonna take a while." Wally attempted to eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes, but it slipped out of his hands and landed on the floor beside Maxwell. "I'm fine!" Wally insisted. He tried to flex his biceps, but a loud "crack" was heard, followed by him slowly lowering his arms. The rest of his team sighed.

Maxwell: Am I worried? A bit. Wally's a jerk, and an idiot, and he smells, and his hairline's a bit crooked, but he's our best player. I don't know how we're going to make it through these next few challenges if they're all about strength.

Over in Team Water's table, the six members were completely silent while eating their breakfast. Finally, Zane looked up from his book. Blake noticed. "Did you finally finish reading?" Zane nodded, and his team breathed a sigh of relief. Then, Zane stated, "But that was the best manga ever! Okay, look at this page." He flipped through this book, then once he found the correct page, shoved it in Bronwyn's face. "Read it!" "Er," Bronwyn hesitated, looking at the foreign characters, "I... I don't..." Zane scoffed and slid the book to Natalia. "Look, look, look!" Natalia defended, "I don't read Chinese!" Zane gasped and glared at her. She corrected, "... Korean?" He nearly fainted before Natalia realized, "Wait, Japanese!" "Even I knew that," Blake said.

Tina sat down with the rest of Team Earth, and slowly pushed her tray away from herself. "I think I'll skip breakfast today." Angelina gave Tina a once-over. "Isn't that what you say everyday?" The rest of the team gasped. Tina took a spoonful of her food and flicked it at Angelina. She missed, and instead the food flew into the confessional.

Bronwyn: I mean, I know it's only been two days, but he's so-- (a mass of food hits the side of her head and she falls off of the toilet)

Angelina asked in disbelief, "Was that supposed to hit me?" "What do you think?" Tina retorted. The two girls continued to argue before Thomas, at Team Fire's table, turned around and barked, "Will you two shut up?" The girls stared each other down as they returned to their seats. Bradley awkwardly cleared his throat and motioned for the rest of the team to go back to eating.

Eleanor and Hilda sat side-by-side. Hilda licked her lips as she ate a spoonful. "Thith meal," she commented with her mouth full, "ith the food offuh the rich classth!" "What?" Eleanor blinked. She noticed her food and thought, "My cats would love this." She stealthily picked up her tray and snuck back to her room. "Where's she going?" Garrett asked. He shook his head, then began to reluctantly eat his food. He noticed Thomas doing something with his food. Thomas finished, then slid his tray to the center of the table. "Ta-da!" He turned the mound of mashed potatoes into a flattened skull-and-crossbones. Garrett winced. "Playing with your food? Really?" Conversely, the rest of the team resisted in holding back laughs. "Oh, lighten up, grandpa," Thomas said, putting his arm around Garrett. "I'm not being a 'grandpa,'" Garrett defended, taking Thomas's arm off of him. "You're being a two-year-old." He stormed off before Thomas could say anything. Mia mumbled, "Touchy."

Chris entered the dining area and announced, "We've got a new Wu on the loose. It's called the Third-Arm Sash. Looks just like a regular belt, but when used, it's basically a giant... third arm." "That sounds kinda gross," Tina commented. Angelina called out, "Just like your face!" Chris interrupted the two and warned, "Anyways, get ready to be, er, 'deposited,' hehe. We're approaching it." The two girls glared at each other, and the rest of the contestants slowly backed away.

Angelina: Airhead. Tina: Bimbo. Angelina: Skank. Tina: Drama queen. Angelina: (noticeably angrier) Attention-grabber! Tina: (also angrier) Super-freak! Angelina: (infuriated) Stupid little (very long "bleep") Tina: (agitated beyond belief) Dumb, annoying, (an even longer "bleep")

As Tina stormed out of the confessional, Raina, Alyssa, and Bronwyn, who were standing outside of it, looked at each other in surprise. Julie teared up. "Why can't we all just get along like we did when we were younger? I wish we could just bake, like, a giant pie, and fill it with all of our bad feelings, then just toss it off a--" Before she could finish, the ground underneath them disappeared, and all of the contestants were sent down. They landed in a jungle area, in front of an abandoned dojo. Julie muttered, "... plane."

The D.O.J.O. landed beside them. Chris hopped out of it and stated, "The Third-Arm Sash lies right in there." He pointed to the abandoned dojo. Blake skeptically asked, "So, you're telling me that all we have to do is go in there and get it?" Chris shrugged. The contestants all charged towards the dojo, including Wally, who wheeled himself as fast as he could. As soon as they opened the door, they froze. The dojo was completely empty, save for a cloaked figure sitting down cross-legged on the floor. Wrapped around the figure's waist was the coveted Third-Arm Sash. Scott looked around the room and walked towards the figure. "Er, if you don't mind..." He reached for the Third-Arm Sash. The figure suddenly looked up, grabbed his wrist, and literally threw Scott back to the crowd of teenagers. "Who dares to enter?" the figure barked.

Chris poked his head into the dojo. "Yeah. It's not that easy. Everyone, meet Master Tung." "Tongue?" Thomas snickered. Master Tung frowned. He yelled, "Third-Arm Sash!" The Wu glowed and extended towards Thomas, then slapped him repeatedly. Chris continued normally. "You've got to snatch the Third-Arm Sash off of his waist without him beating the pulp out of you. That probably won't happen." The rest of the contestants grumbled. "So, have fun!" Master Tung glared at the crowd of frightened contestants. He declared, "Which of you weaklings would like to challenge me first?" Everyone stepped aside and looked around at each other. No one wanted to be within a twenty-foot radius of Master Tung. Russell slowly raised his hand. "You wish to challenge me?" Master Tung asked in surprise. Russell's eyes widened. "Uh, no! Just, er, can we talk with our teams for a second?" Master Tung folded his arms. "You may confer."

Team Earth gathered together. Bradley asked, "So, who here is the strongest?" "Maybe it's Angelina, with her man-shoulders," Tina muttered. K.C. snapped, "Tina, cool it, we've got a challenge to focus on." Julie suddenly looked at K.C. and realized, "Hm, I think K.C. has the best chance." "Er," K.C. hesitated, "Do you really think so?" Julie giggled, "Of course you do!" Bradley became slightly annoyed. He shrugged, then loudly said, "Alright, then. Let's see K.C. take on Master Tung." Everyone turned to Team Earth in surprise, causing K.C. to blush. "Oh, uh, hehe..."

K.C.: (writing on paper clearly labeled "Will") To my little sister, I leave my MP3 player. And to my dog, I leave my room. Canines need luxury, too.

Master Tung stood still as K.C. approached him. Master Tung cracked his neck, back, and shoulder in preparation. K.C. cracked one of his knuckles. "Oh, ow." Team Earth groaned. "So, like," K.C. prompted, "Do I need to bow or something? Or do they just do that in the movies?" Master Tung rolled his eyes and approached K.C. menacingly. K.C. balled up his fists, closed his eyes, and charged. "Graaaaah!" "Er," Master Tung hesitated. He stepped aside, and K.C. continued charging until he ran through a pillar. He assured, "Uhhh, I'm okay!" The now unstabilized roof collapsed on Master Tung. The contestants gasped. "Do... do we win?" Tina asked, unsure. Master Tung quickly emerged from the ruins, and shook his head. "Try again."

Team Wind huddled together and began to whisper. Maxwell stated, "Well, since he's obviously tougher than we thought, I think we've got to take him down as a group. We'll wear him down and just try our best." "... Seriously?" Alice asked in disbelief. Maxwell defended, "Do you have any better ideas? I don't think so." Wally excitedly cheered, "Alright, let's do this!" He fiercely wheeled himself towards Master Tung. "A bionic weapon?" Master Tung said teasingly. He effortlessly jumped over Wally, who wheeled himself into another on of the dojo's pillars. Alyssa and Isadora stampeded towards Master Tung. Alyssa cried, "Hee-yaaaaaah!" She attempted to swing a punch at his chest, and suddenly, a gust of wind blew him backwards. "... Whoa," Alyssa gasped, staring at her fist. Master Tung took the opportunity to grab Alyssa and Isadora's arms and toss them backwards.

Alyssa: (still looking at her fist in awe) What the heck was that? It was like... a punched... typhoon of some sort.

After Team Wind's failed attempt, Team Water gathered together. "We should split up," Scott suggested. "Like, two groups of three, then attack from both sides." Blake scoffed, "Yeah, no. That's the same thing you said for the last challenge, and we would've been sent to elimination." Bronwyn snapped, "He's just trying to help!" Everyone looked at her. Raina broke the silence by suggesting, "I recommend sending in one of our weaker players. If Master Tung underestimates the fighter, maybe we'll pull through."

Raina: I don't know, benefit of the doubt?

Zane folded his arms. "So, what are you trying to say? You want to send yourself in?" Raina looked at him in irritation. "Er, no, if anyone should be sent in, it should be you." "Yeah, you haven't done a thing so far!" Natalia realized. Blake shoved Zane towards Master Tung. "Have fun!"

Master Tung gave Zane a once-over and laughed. "Have you run out of ideas?" Zane shrugged and paced around. "It was her idea." "I shall give you a free hit," Master Tung taunted. "Go ahead." He playfully placed a small target board on his cheek. "Come and get it." Zane uncomfortably shifted around in place. "I'm not a very violent person..." "Oh, come on!" Blake complained from the door. "Just punch the dude!" After a few seconds, Zane sat down on the floor. "I can't do it." The contestants booed. "Weak!"

Hilda suddenly had two black bars underneath her eyes. She forced a team huddle. "Here is the layout of our attack." Eleanor asked, "Er, Hilda, when did you put Black Out underneath your eyes?" "Now," Hilda said, ignoring Eleanor, "We shall flank the enemy. Three enemies on the left side, and three enemies on the right side. Then, we attack!" Thomas simplified, "So, it's just an ambush?" "Essentially," Mia nodded indifferently. "An overused plan, but it works in this case." Garrett suddenly ordered, "Let's have Albert, Mia, and I on the right, and Eleanor, Hilda, and Thomas on the left." Albert excitedly stated, "I always have been more of a right-hand man."

The contestants assumed their positions and stared down Master Tung. "Surrounding the enemy," Master Tung commented. "Good strategy. Scott punched Blake's shoulder. "See, I told you we should've done that!" Master Tung added, "But it shall not work!" Hilda went on a rampage and began wildly flailing her arms at Master Tung. He simply avoided her limp limbs and tripped her over. Eleanor approached him slowly. "I wish I had my cats to attack," she hesitantly stated, before giving a pitiful slap. She ran away shortly after. "Alright, let's do this," Albert growled. "It's my duty to take you down!" Before Albert could pounce, the Third-Arm Sash was suddenly ripped off of Master Tung's waist. Everyone gasped and turned around to see Garrett with the Third-Arm Sash in his hands. Garrett smugly nodded. "I think we win."

"Hey, that's not fair!" Bronwyn accused. "He didn't even lay a finger on him!" Chris noted, "I just said you had to get the belt off him. No rules against it! Team Fire wins the challenge, and the Third-Arm Sash!" Team Fire cheered, with the exception of Albert. "Aw, I was so close to beating the snot out of him!" Master Tung gave Albert a menacing glare, when Alyssa suddenly spoke up. "So, which teams placed where?" "Well," Chris began, "Second place goes to Team Wind, for not being dumb enough to send one person out. And in third place we have... Team Earth!" Team Earth howled as Team Water groaned, and Chris added, "Team Water! Last place. Again. And this time, you'll be voting off one of your own teammates! Cast your votes in the confessional, and I'll catch you all at the first Banishing Ceremony!"

In the dining area, as the contestants poked at their seemingly-moving dinner, Team Water discussed amongst themselves. "I think we should just be open as a team and say who we want to go home," Scott suggested. "Honesty makes for a good team." Blake agreed, "Yeah, so I'll start. I think we should vote off Zane for flaking out in the challenge!" A few murmurs went around the table, and Zane defended, "I didn't even want to go! It was all Raina's idea!" "That's true," Natalia pointed out. "Raina did suggest that Zane be the one to fight Master Tung. Pretty dumb decision." Raina gave Natalia an annoyed glance. "I was just throwing out a suggestion and you all went along with it." It was silent at the table for a while before Bronwyn stood up. "Well, we've got to go cast our votes."

The six members of Team Water sat on the bleachers provided for the Banishing Ceremony. All of them wore their traditional robes for the elimination, with their obligatory belts wrapped around their waists. Chris entered the room and stood behind a podium. "Alright, Team Water, welcome to Total Drama Showdown's first Banishing Ceremony! Here, one of you will have your Belt of Life removed. Whichever person that is has to take the Pathway of Shame, followed by the Drop of Shame, and can never, ever, ever return to the show." He leaned into the contestants. "Ever." "So," he stated, less menacing than before, "If you hear your name called out, that means you're safe, and you can stay for another day. Scott!" Scott breathed a sigh of relief. "Bronwyn and Natalia!" The two girls cheered, then noticed each other and quickly stopped. Chris looked at the three remaining players individually.

Scott: Who did I vote for? Well, everyone brought up good points at dinner, but it all comes down to what's best for the team. Natalia: I voted for Raina. She's the one who picked Zane to fight the ninja-guy. Whatever he was. Bronwyn: Scott and I talked it over, and, well, we decided that the group comes before the individual.

"Blake." Blake nearly yelped, but quickly contained himself.

Blake: Zane, duh.

"Raina, Zane, one of you will be eliminated tonight. The eliminated contestant will have their Belt of Life removed from their robe and must leave Total Drama Showdown at once!" The two gulped. "And can never come back, ever." "And, the loser is..." An annoyingly long dramatic paused with even more dramatic music followed. "Zane! Time to go." Zane stood up and shrugged. "I wasn't fit for this competition anyway. I guess everyone's happy now!" Chris stood up and yanked off the Belt of Life from Zane's blue robe and threw a dilapidated parachute sack at him. "Have a nice drop!" "This is absurd," Zane finished, before taking the Drop of Shame. "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Chris turned to the camera. "And that concludes episode numero dos of Total Drama Showdown. What Wu will these kids encounter next time? Will Team Water stop sucking so much? And where will we travel to next? All on the next episode of Total.... Drama.... Showdown!"

Chapter Three: Lotus Temple

Tuesday, July 10th, 2012 Bbhinton15 Chris popped in front of the camera with his arms up. "Last time, on Total Drama Showdown: we introduced our teams to Master Tung, an insane martial arts master who spends his days in an abandoned dojo. The challenge was to nab the Third-Arm Sash off of him, and let's just say, these kids didn't do a very good job at it. I mean, they all had their own way to get it and each failed miserably. That is, until Garrett actually thought to just snatch the Sash off of him. Don't look at me, I didn't say that was against the rules! Anyway, Team Water did the worst job out of the four teams and they kicked out Zane in our first-ever Banishment Ceremony for not participating in the challenge and doing nothing but read manga. Seems like someone could have done a better job. Ah, well, it cost him one... million... dollars! Let's see what's in store for the remaining few right here, right now on Total... Drama... Showdown!"

After the theme song ended, a few of the teams were all seen in their respective bedrooms, with the camera in Team Water's room. Raina arose from her bench, rubbing her eyes. "Ugh, that wasn't comfortable. My vertebral column is killing me." Scott was seen lying on his back, as he strummed his guitar and played a bad note after hearing Raina, who threw him off. "Your what?" "My vertebral column, my back," Raina responded, rubbing her back. This caused Scott to nod his head in understanding. "Ohhh, that's nice." Raina got up from her bench and continued rubbing her back. "I don't see how that's nice because it hurts a lot, but--" She was cut off by Scott, who started to strum his guitar even louder, not listening. "-- Oh, okay, then." was her response. She walked out of the room and headed towards the dining area. Scott continued to strum his guitar at a moderate volume, which caused Bronwyn, near him, to wake up with a smile. "That's a cute song," Bronwyn yawned. "Does it have a name?" Hearing Bronwyn's voice, Natalia's eyes immediately opened as she turned to see her talking to Scott. Scott smiled, "Heh, it's not really a song, it's more of a melody I like to play because it reminds me of my dad. You know, he taught me how to play guitar. He's made me the person I am today. I sure do miss him." Natalia jumped off her bench and walked over to Scott. "Aww, you poor person," she said to him with her hands locked. "Here, why don't you tell me all about it?" She sat near Scott's legs and looked deeply into his eyes. "Nah, that's okay," Scott laughed. Natalia copied his laugh in a jokingly way, "You're so modest! You can talk to me." "... doesn't want to." was heard in Bronwyn's direction. Natalia cupped her ear with her hand and leaned into Bronwyn's face, "I'm sorry, what was that?" Bronwyn lied, "Oh, nothing!" "You think you're slick, don't you?" Natalia said in a bit of an angered voice. Scott stopped strumming. "Girls?" As they continued to bicker, a zoom-out showed Blake, standing by the doorway who looked out the corner of his eye and listened to the two. The small argument caused him to roll his eyes as he left and headed for the confessional.

Blake: I'm not used to this "losing" thing. No, I don't do that. Up to this day, I've never done that! And it's already happened twice, we're down 2-nothing! I feel diseased. And I'm also sure it's because of this lame element team I'm on. (referring to Bronwyn and Natalia) If they could get their eyes on the ball and off of Scott for a few seconds, maybe something will happen... like me winning!

Blake exited the confessional and bumped into Alyssa, who was walking to the dining hall; both fell to the floor. "Hey, watch where you're going!" Blake responded. He brushed himself off with his hands and continued to the mess hall as Alyssa took a bit longer to get up, "Rude." Back in Team Earth's area, the contestants were seen relaxing. Bradley was seen, using his skateboard as a pillow and snoring away. Angelina finished applying her makeup when Bradley let out a huge snore that shook the room. The shake caused Angelina to apply lipstick onto her right cheek. She turned around and faced the others, "Ugh! Someone wake him up!" The rest of Team Earth looked at Angelina and laughed wholeheartedly. Russell winked at Angelina, "Going out for a night on the town?" She sarcastically replied, "Yeah, with you. I'll take you for the ride of your life." Russell immediately gasped and smiled.

Russell: (puts on giant shades) ... She wants it.

Angelina wiped the lipstick smear off of her face as Bradley continued to snore. "Ew, he's so loud." Tina shifted her eyes at Angelina. "The only thing that's loud right now is that crusty outfit you're wearing. Whose grave did you have to dig up to get that thing?" Angelina retorted, "This happens to be an outfit made of the finest materials of the world! Once I get out there, everyone is gonna wanna get some of this! If you wanna talk bad outfits, I thought you were wearing a badly-groomed sheepskin when you dragged in here!" Both girls locked eyes on each other, making K.C. and Julie uncomfortable. "Guys, getting along is so easy. Why can't we--" Julie was cut off by both girls, "Nobody asked you!" K.C. was uncomfortably biting his lip but, after a few seconds, raised his index finger as if he was struck with an idea of inspiration. "Everyone, we just have to learn to be truthful!" K.C. happily stated and began pointing at everyone. "I mean, let's just get past everything and put all of this out in the open. Russell, you wouldn't be as cool as you think you are if we put you in Chef's freezer and Angelina, you and Tina both look and smell like wet porpoises." As they all gasped, K.C. smiled, "Now, can we all just be friends?" Julie began laughing as the rest of Team Earth gave K.C. a menacing glare. He then covered his mouth with one hand and, afterwards, slapped his forehead and mouthed the word 'stupid'. "Whatever," Angelina said, taking her camera out. She began snapping multiple shots, "I'm self-glamorous." Bradley finally rolled over, yawned happily, and smacked his lips, "Morning, guys--" "Or self-absorbed, whatever comes first," Tina prompted. Angelina gave Tina an 'I'm watching you' look. Bradley rolled his eyes and turned back over, "And, goodnight again."

In the dining area, Team Wind, now with Alyssa, walked in to see Raina and Team Fire already in and eating. "Wow, you guys wake up early." Alyssa commented, rolling Wally into the area. Thomas heard this, "Oh, this is nothing! I'm used to waking up at 3 in the morning for breakfast! And it only lasted 5 minutes. We ate fast." "You've got some pounds there, it definitely shows," Maxwell whispered to William, making him laugh. Thomas heard the laughter but thought nothing of it. Alyssa wheeled Wally up to a table where Team Wind would be sitting. Isadora was following close behind Alyssa. "Alright, you stay here and watch Wally while I go get some stuff to snack on," Alyssa asked Isadora. She shook her head as Alyssa was leaving. Isadora looked over at Wally who growled at her. Maxwell walked over to the table also and saw the scared expression on Isadora's face, "Don't be scared of this brute. He's on our side." Maxwell then began patting Wally and sarcastically said, "Plus, he's nothing but a big teddy bear." Angered, Wally grabbed his hand and clenched with force, causing Maxwell to shriek and run out of the dining area. Alice noticed this and went over to Wally. "Why did you do that? Have some respect, he's our teammate! A runt, but our teammate!" Wally had shifty eyes, "He touched me." Alice slammed her hands on the table, "Oh, no! Someone call the RCMP! Poor Wally got touched! Man, we're supposed to be working together, not getting mad over someone patting your back! Ugh!" She stormed off and stood behind Alyssa and William in order to get food, leaving the rest of her team stunned over what just happened.

Alice: What? This team needs to get whipped into shape! Sure, we may have that Mantis Flip Coin thanks to him but that's no reason for him to feel like he's the Big Man on Campus! We need to win more!

Over at the front of the line, Chef served Garrett an unknown, yellow dish. After staring at it for a few seconds, a spider crawled out of the substance, which caused Garrett to gasp. "I got it!" Chef shouted a battle cry and, with a hammer, began pounding the plate. After finishing, Garrett's dish was virtually all over his face. Chef confirmed Garrett after seeing the dead spider was all that was left on Garrett's shattered plate, "I got it." Garrett sighed, "Can you get this stuff off of me?" Albert and the other members of Team Wind in the line began to laugh. Chef screamed at Garrett, "Sit down!" He got out of the line and began looking for a cloth of some sort but was distracted when all the pieces of the dish on his face began crawling down him and back onto the plate as one large mass again. "Nice," he said to himself. He, then, noticed Albert sit next to Mia at the Team Fire table. Mia was poking her dish with a fork. Albert sat next to her, "The gods aren't saying anything about eating this." Mia stared at her fork, "They don't exist." At that point, their dishes physically tried to crawl away. "No way that's kosher," Albert wondered. "It's food that crawls to you instead of you having to pick it up--that's attractive. The food of the future," Mia was fascinated. She, then, lowered her head onto the table with her mouth open as the food crawled in. Albert looked at her, shrugged his shoulders, and did it himself alongside Mia. Hilda was sitting next to them and stopped talking to Eleanor. She noticed Albert and Mia, "Is this an American custom?" Eleanor, covered in fur, answered. "No, I'm not sure what they're doing. They aren't sophisticated people like we are." As she said that, many of the hairs she was covered in fell to the ground behind her.

Garrett saw Albert and Mia eating and decided to eat with them. "So, how are you guys?" Garrett asked, sitting in between Albert and Mia. With her mouth full, Mia responded, "Mrrrrr nrrr hrrrng hurrrrrr murrrs murr?" Garrett looked confused, "... What?" Albert raised an eyebrow. Mia finished eating her dish and easily caught onto Garrett, "Are you trying to get us into an alliance of some sort?" With a more believable tone, Garrett gasped. "What?!" Mia continued, "I'm not repeating myself again. 3 is too popular these days." "It is, 2 has been predicted to be my lucky number just for that reason," Albert agreed. "Well, no," Garrett tried to play off. "I was just trying to start idle conversation. Alliances never work anyway." Mia snooted, "I could prove you wrong in 3 ways, each in 4 different languages. But, that requires effort that you're not gonna get from me." "3 ways?" Thomas asked. "In 4 different languages?" Hilda wondered. Mia stayed quiet. "Well?" Eleanor said. Mia looked up, "What? I've already answered that and posted it. Why would I have to do it again? Repetition isn't cool anymore; look at today's music." The rest of her team looked at her in discomfort while Team Water walked in, with Blake leading them. Blake stood at the doorway in a superior pose and his eyes closed. A few seconds passed, Blake said out loud, "Well?" "We're not doing it," Bronwyn scolded him as she bumped into him trying to get into the dining area, causing her to trip and fall. "Anyone??" Blake shouted to his teammates, as he continued to hold the pose. "No." "Not happening." Natalia and Scott said as they also went in. A bit angered, Blake shouted, "Fine, I'll do it myself!" He imitated a horn and announced a message. "Now entering Chef Hatchet's dining area, the cool, the witty, the wise, you know 'im, you love 'im, it's Blake!!" He began bowing immediately. "Thank you, thank you, I'm so honored to grace you with my presence." Alyssa, coming back to Team Wind's table with William, put her tray down and pity-clapped for Blake.

"Thank you very much, kind--" At that point, the D.O.J.O. began plummeting and was headed for an angled nosedive. As he was bowing, Blake fell and rolled into Chef Hatchet. "What's going on!?" Eleanor looked to anyone for answers. Bronwyn, on the floor, slid and hit Eleanor's chair, "I think we're going down!" "We can't be going down!" Russell shouted out, "There's so many things I haven't gotten to do, yo!" At that point, Team Earth slid into the dining area due to the nosedive. Julie yelled in fetal position, "We're all gonna die!!" "I lived a good life," Mia noted, tinkering with her nails in an uncaring fashion. "I haven't! I hadn't gotten a boyfriend yet!" Natalia screamed. At that point, Bradley and his skateboard slid down and hit her legs. Natalia looks at him and seductively whines, "Oh... Heyyyy." Alice's hair was in her face, "Great! Now I have to die today! Could it get any worse!?" "I wouldn't think so," Chris was standing in the dining area entrance. "Chris!?" everyone exclaimed. At that point, the D.O.J.O. crashed onto an sandy, unmarked beach.

The door to the D.O.J.O. opened as everyone began scrambling out. Whining from everyone was heard. Chris came out after everyone walked in front of the group, "Welcome, everyone, to your third challenge, believe it or not!" "Couldn't we have gotten there without almost being killed?" Julie asked. Chris responded, "That's a good question, Julie. You see, just then, two Wu revealed themselves, both in the same general location! And, at that point, that's when I realized that they were both on this beach that we were about to pass over. So, using my great, wise intellect, I figured that the only way that we could make it would be to go into a nosedive! Turns out, I was right, as usual." Raina spoke out, "But you could have terminated us!" "Well." Chris said in a smart-aleck tone, "Stuff like that is great for the ratings and, plus, I'm insured... you guys, not so much." He waved papers in their faces, which caused most of the group to roll their eyes. Chris continued, "Anyway, like I was saying, two W-- Wait." He did a quick head-count. "We've only had one elimination, not two. You guys are missing someone."

"Great observation," Maxwell taunted Chris. "Speaking of observations," Chris looked at Maxwell's hand. "What happened there?" Maxwell looked at his banged-up hand, "Oh. Our corporeal, tenacious biker-teammate thought it would be fun to see me in --" "Oh, my gosh!" Alyssa cut him off. "Wally!" She ran towards the D.O.J.O, and went back in, as she realized he was still in there. Only Wally's hand was seen as the rest of his body was covered by his wheelchair that toppled over him during the crash onto the beach.

The scene switched; Alyssa wheeled Wally back out into the beachgrounds. Chris began laughing, "He's still in a wheelchair?"

Wally: (bandaged and in a wheelchair) It's not my fault. If that cliff hadn't caved in on me. Ugh! (punches injured leg by accident) Aaaaaaaaaaaaah-- (confessional cut off)

"Anyway, now that we're all here, as I was saying earlier, two Wu have revealed themselves to me. The first one is called the Jetbootsu!" Chris announced. "The Jet Boot-who?" K.C. asked. Chris raised an eyebrow, "Bootsu. BootSU." "... Oh." "Ew," Angelina yelled out. "Boots are so disgusting! Unless they look fetch. Those are the only kind I like. My dad wears boots that are, like, green and black. So gross!" Chris put his hand over Angelina's mouth, "Yes, but these are no ordinary boots! Whoever wears these boots are able to defy gravity in any way, shape, or form!" "'Way, shape, or form'?" Garrett repeated, "Is there a difference?" Maxwell raised his index finger, "In fact, there is, it--" Chris interrupted them, "Uhh, this is my show! And there's definitely not enough time for a lesson! Anyway, the first Wu can be found in The Lotus Temple behind me. The Lotus Temple is filled with many booby traps. But before you can get into the dreaded Lotus Temple, you must first climb... the Endless Staircase." The camera panned to show a huge temple sitting in the sky with the only way of getting into it being the lengthy staircase. "At the top of this staircase, you should find the Jetbootsu and I will give you further instruction to get the second Wu revealed. Any questions!?" Wally demanded to know, "What about me?! I can't climb steps!" "Yeeeeeeah, about that," Chris told him. He faced Team Wind. "Looks like you guys are gonna have to get the Jetbootsu without Wally! Hope you guys don't need strength while you're in there!" The rest of Team Wind immediately began groaning.

The scene switched to show each of the teams huddled, each talking about their plans. Team Fire, however, was at the starting line. Team Wind gathered together. Alyssa spoke out, "Guys, do you remember when we were battling Master Tung for the Third-Arm Sash? Something weird happened." William looked puzzled, "Did Shakespeare come to you in a vision, too?!" "Er, no." Alyssa flailed her arms everywhere, "When I tried punching him, I didn't hit him. Some weird wind power knocked him away from me." "Whoa, are you kidding me?" Maxwell seemed interested. Alice looked annoyed at Alyssa, "What are you trying to say? We need to be focused on this challenge!" "That's what I'm saying, Alice," Alyssa retorted. "Maybe the other teams don't know about this yet. We could use this to our advantage! It's easy from what I got out of it!"

Alyssa was shown doing hand motions as Team Water started talking about what the team would do. Scott noticed Alyssa's motions, "Is she doing some new dance over there?" "Before we can worry about Alyssa," Raina interjected and pushed her glasses up. "We gotta figure out what we're gonna do!" "Right!" Bronwyn agreed. She looked at her team, "So who's fastest?" Blake stood up, "Well, I don't mean to brag but--" "Here we go," Natalia rolled her eyes. Blake ignored Natalia "--I just so happen to be a Junior Olympic track star." Everyone seemed to not care about what Blake was saying as he continued, "I am a great runner, got good reflexes, and I'm particularly skilled at stair-stepping!" Raina corrected him, "Hey, wait a minute there! Stair-stepping isn't an Olympic event!" Scott embraced Raina, "No matter. He seems very passionate about it. I like that in a person. Blake, how about we carry these ladies up the steps?" Seeing another opportunity, Blake agreed, "Sounds like a plan!" "Oooh! Dibs on Scott!" Natalia wrapped her hands around Scott's arm. Bronwyn looked annoyed but didn't say anything. Scott put his hand up to signal everyone, "Okay, here's my plan..."

Bradley was leading Team Earth's discussion, "So, are we all just gonna sprint up there? I wish this was board-accessible." K.C. raised his hand, "Wouldn't that just slow us down?" Bradley shook his head, "Maybe you're right." "Can't we all just pile on Angelina? I mean, look at her. Those legs were built for speed! Arf!" Tina barked. Both of them locked eyes again. "With a team like this, everything's hopeless," Julie whimpered. K.C. shook his head, "Guys! Focus! We can do this! We're Team Earth! The strongest!" "He's right, you know," Bradley agreed. "We can do this! Now judging by just looks, I would say that I'm probably the fastest. More agile. I'm always on my skateboard so my legs are basically insured." Julie wondered out loud, "What about the rest of us? It's still partially hopeless. I don't like running, it makes me sweat irregularly." Everyone looked at Julie and K.C. put his hand on her shoulder, "No worries! I'm sure Bradley could carry you!" "I could?" Bradley asked out loud accidentally. "Oh! I could! The rest of you are fine, right?" After getting everyone to agree, the team clapped all at once while saying the word 'Break'.

"Let's get those legs working! You'll need them." Chris went to the side of the Endless Staircase as the teams gathered at the starting step. For Team Water, Scott was carrying Raina and Natalia and Blake was carrying Bronwyn. On Team Wind and Team Fire were each member scattered out throughout the starting line, and Team Earth had everyone scattered out except for Bradley, who was holding up Julie. Chris took out his airhorn and shouted "GO!" Everyone began running up the stairs; Mia took a different approach and walked up the stairs and Isadora stayed at the base and didn't budge. Garrett looked back to see Mia walking, "Mia, what are you doing!?" "Not running. After everyone else started doing it, I felt like I'd be part of the crowd. I'll get up there another way." Mia answered. Garrett looked confused and grunted as he passed Alyssa, who also stopped to see Isadora not budging. Alyssa went back down. Alice stopped herself, "Alyssa! What are you doing!? The boots are that way! Get up here now!" Alyssa waved at Alice, "I'll just be a couple minutes!" Alice raised her voice a bit, "Did I stutter!? Now! Not in a few minutes, not after you go back down! Now, girl!"

Alyssa: I chose to ignore Alice, she's been complaining all day anyway. I think there's something wrong with Isadora. And, since nobody else is trying to help her, I think it's up to me!

"Hey," Alyssa tried to talk to Isadora, "Is something wrong?" Isadora ignored her. Alyssa tried again, "Do you know what the challenge is?" Chris poked his head in between them, "Of course she knows what the challenge is, but just in case she doesn't, how about we give her a little encouragement?!" Chris pointed to the D.O.J.O. and out came a bear. Alyssa and Isadora immediately screamed; Alyssa threw Isadora on her back and ran up the steps. "Awesome!!" Chris shouted as the bear stopped at the base of the Temple. She noticed that the rest of the competitors were a little over halfway there, "Man, they move fast!" "Alyssa!" Maxwell shouted out to her. "NOW!" "Got it!" she pulled out a coin. "Mantis Flip Coin!" Alyssa flipped the coin, caught it and instantly, she and Isadora began flipping up the steps, screaming along the way, and landed in front of the pack. William cheered behind her. Alice kept hopping up the steps, "It's about time you did something useful!"

Team Water, who was in the lead earlier all gasped. Bronwyn shrieked, "What do we do now?" "Stop her!" Natalia shouted out. Scott and Blake continued their trek with the girls on top of them. "Third-Arm Sash!" Garrett randomly yelled out, revealing he was wearing the sash. The arm of the sash activated and stretched out and grabbed Isadora. Isadora fell off of Alyssa and tumbled down the steps. Isadora came hurling down as Scott and Blake avoided her but Team Earth and Team Wind could not. They were all knocked out by Isadora and each tumbled down a few steps. Natalia looked behind her, "Ha ha! Take that, losers!!!" "This race isn't over yet, sarge!" Thomas yelled out to Natalia as he began gaining ground.

Closer to the back of the pack, Team Wind looked disoriented. "We'll get you for this, shrimp!" Alice yelled out to Garrett. "Sorry, can't hear you. This victory is a bit too loud!" Garrett continued up the steps, blowing a weak raspberry at Alice. Alice began to get angry but was calmed down by Maxwell, "Regain composure, inhale, and exhale." Alice slapped him down, "I don't have time for you, you walking dictionary! We're never gonna win at this rate!" "Not to worry," William pointed ahead. "Alyssa's still in the lead!!" "She is!?" Angelina looked ahead and immediately got angry. "Darn it!!" She punched down on the stairs and immediately an mild earthquake erupted from the ground. Still running, Alyssa lost her balance and came crashing down also. "This... this isn't good!" Blake yelled as Alyssa's body hit him and Bronwyn. The three of them began their journey back down the steps, clashing into Team Fire. "No!" Garrett tried his best to stop them but couldn't. "Third-Ar-- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" He was hit by the three of them as was the rest of his team. "Mark this one down under failure," Hilda said, muffled because her head was face down. Garrett began to grumble as Mia passed him while walking. "Hey, it's you. You know this walking thing? Yeah, you should've tried it." She briskly walked past everyone. Albert wondered, "What do we do now?" Eleanor was on all four of her limbs, "We lose." "Hey, guys!" Scott yelled from the top of the steps. "Is this what we're looking for?" Natalia and Raina were standing behind him as he held up a pair of black boots with small holes in the bottoms of them. Chris walked out of the temple and used his megaphone on, "Chalk up a first-challenge win for Team Water!!"

Natalia and Raina were heard cheering in the background as the rest of the contestants made their way up to the top of the Endless Staircase. "Great job, Scott!" Bronwyn congratulated him, climbing up the stairs. As she went over to high-five him, she tripped over her own shoes and fell on Scott. Both of them began laughing as Natalia looked at them disdainfully. Alice finished climbing up the steps and growled to herself, "Why can't this team do anything right? Wind is supposed to be powerful." Tina was shown laughing and said to Angelina, "Ha! Nice job costing us the boots with your man-hands!" Angelina grumbled, "Whatever. Now I'm prettier and stronger than you." "I can be the judge of that," Russell awkwardly winked at both of them. They both yelled back at him at the same time, "Shut up, Russell!" Chris intervened, "Whoa! Calm the bad vibes down! While it is true that our man of the hour, Scott here, got the Jetbootsu, the hunt is not over yet!" Raina was cleaning her glasses, "What are you saying?" "Remember?" Chris walked over to Raina. "I told you that two Wu have revealed themselves! The second Wu will determine who will be safe from elimination tonight! The next Wu we are looking for is called the Lotus Twister." Chris rubbed his hand on the temple. "Oddly enough, it is hidden just beyond the exit of the Lotus Temple. Lotus Temple. Lotus Twister. Get it? Ha-ha." Blake broke the silence, "Yeah, yeah, you're a real comedian. Now, what about this Twister?" Chris raised his arms, "The Lotus Twister is a very powerful Wu. Whoever wields it will have their arms and legs turned into stretchable rubber in order to reach far distances! And, I'll tell ya now, it'll come in handy for a challenge! Just like any of these Wu!" "Well, where is it?" Bronwyn wondered. Chris smacked his forehead, "Were you not listening? I said beyond the Temple. Beyond. Like how my mental capacity is vastly 'beyond' yours." She looked down as Scott raised his hand, "Hey, Chris? Before we go from one Wu to the other, what does this one do again?" Scott had finished putting on the Jetbootsu. "Why don't you, uh, try them out?" Chris laughed. Scott shrugged and jumped in the air, "Alright. Jetbootsu!" The boots began glowing as a blue exhaust came from the bottom of the boots which suspended Scott in air. Scott was impressed, "Hey, this is pretty--" The boots began going haywire and repeatedly smacked Scott into the Temple wall. "Ahhh! Arghh! Help! Ahhhhh! Aaahh! Darn it! Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!" The boots gave out and Scott slammed onto the ground.

Bronwyn: (laughing) That was so cute to me. You know, my mom always says pavement looked good on me and then she would laugh. I still don't know what she means by that. But, maybe that's something me and Scott have in common! (smiles and looks away) He sure looked cool with those boots smashing him against that wall.

"I probably should have mentioned the boots just a bit hard to control," Chris pointed to the Temple entrance, "Once again, the Lotus Temple may be a short run but it's filled with many booby traps and distractions. The fourth Wu awaits! Go!" The teams rushed into the Temple with Team Fire leading the pack. Thomas rushed out ahead of everyone, even his team. Albert noticed this, "The signs are showing that you do not need to be that far ahead!" "The only sign I'm seeing is the one that says 'Free Ticket to the Lo-- Ooof!!" Thomas ran into a column, hitting his crotch in the process. Eleanor, now running on only her legs, ran over to Thomas, "Thomas? Are you... okay?" "O-of course, private." Thomas sounded disorientated. "What makes you think I'm--" He fell back down to the floor. Garrett, Albert, Mia, and Hilda ran past the two. "Don't worry about him," Hilda called out to Eleanor. "Let's keep moving!" Eleanor meowed and ran to catch up to her team. Hilda pointed ahead, "There's four pathways!" They continued to run while Eleanor yelled out, "Hilda, which one do we take?" "2. Always go with #2!" Albert answered for her. Eleanor wondered, "What kind of logic does that make?" "Do you have anything better?! Let's go!" Garrett answered. Team Fire went through the entrance of the second pathway.

"I can visualize Team Fire," Maxwell yelled out behind Team Fire. Alice sassed him, "Of course you can! We all can, duh! They're right in front of us! There's four entrances ahead and they're going in the second one!" "Should we follow them?" Alyssa yelled out to the rest of her team. Mia heard this while in the second entrance and calmly yelled back, "No. Be original." "We're going into the third one anyway!" Alice responded. Mia's voice trailed, "Hey, tell that story agaaaaaain!" At this point, Team Wind stopped at the fork in the road. "What about the first door or the fourth one?! The possibilities are limitless!" Maxwell said as he yearned to know what was in each pathway. Alice snapped, "No. I've already said we're going through the third one, now let's go!" Alice started walking towards the pathway and didn't hear any footsteps behind her. "Did you guys hear me!? Let's go!" Scared, everyone followed Alice into the third pathway.

William: (groans) What!? Who made her team leader? If anyone should tell us what to do, it should be me. Lead with the eye of imagination and creativity, (referring to Alice) not the appearance and stature of a grease monkey. Alice: (standing outside the confessional) I heard that! William: (screams and hides under the confessional chair)

Team Earth and Team Water both came up to the fork in the road at about the same time. "What do we do now?!" Julie cried. Bradley looked at the first entrance and the last one, "I think I saw Mia go down the second way and the Wind team just went down the third, so..." Bronwyn looked at Raina, "Do you have any ideas?" Raina examined both areas. She went over to the first entrance and heard a swaying noise in the distance. She, then, hobbled to the last entrance and could only hear running water. "Guys! Over here! Listen!" Team Water went over to Raina's location and heard trickling noises and wave crashes. "It's water!" Bronwyn smiled at everyone which caused Natalia to put her hands on her hips and roll her eyes, "No, duh." Scott got closer to the wall, "Hey! It is water!" Natalia, then, changed her voice and gasped, "Hey, it is! Scott, you're so smart. I wish I had that big brain of yours!" Raina raised her right hand, "To the water!" "To the water!" the rest of Team Water shouted as they marched down the fourth hole. "Should we follow them?" K.C. wondered. Russell shrugged and Angelina ignored him and started taking pictures of herself again. Tina gave everyone 'the hand' and started walking towards the first hole, "Nobody else went through here. Probably because they knew that they weren't #1. I am. So, we go this way." Bradley looked confused, "Can I board through it?" He pulled his skateboard out from behind him. Tina seemed to not care, "Sure. Whatever." Team Earth went down the first area.

They were struck with fear as they saw giant boulders rolling from side to side of the area. "Oh, no!" Angelina gasped. Tina smacked her lips, "You're so fake, I swear. You could show a bit more emotion, you know." "Shut up!" Angelina vigorously pushed Tina in the way of a boulder's path as it came hurling towards her again. "Look out!" K.C. and Julie both shouted out to her. Tina screamed and put her hands in front of the boulder. It virtually exploded into little pieces when it reached Tina's fingers. Everyone gasped and ran to Tina's possibly needed aid. "Yeah! That's right! Who else wants some!?" she shouted out and saw the other boulders.

In the second area, Team Fire noticed their obstacle: flamethrowers installed in the walls of the pathway. Thomas caught up to his team and, luckily, chose the right path. He was out of breath, "What... What happened... What happened to not leaving a man behind?!" "Oh, yeahhhh, see," Mia started. "We decided not to go with the norm." "I could have died!" Thomas shouted. Mia backsassed with her index finger in the air, "Yeah, but you didn't." Eleanor quieted both of them down, "Guys, we have bigger problems." She pointed to the flamethrowers.

"Guys, we can do this!" The scene switched to show Alyssa prepping Team Wind for their obstacle. Alyssa pointed behind her, a very narrow walkway to the exit. "Would you like to know the odds of us surviving this?!" Maxwell asked Alyssa. Everyone turned to him as he shouted, "Not likely!!" "You all are so lame," Alice muttered. She went onward towards the narrow path and tried to balance herself. "Oh, please be careful!" Alyssa motioned to Alice. Maxwell whispered to himself, "Don't tell her that, she should fall on her butt." Everyone began laughing; this caused Alice to turn around but fall off the walkway, screaming as she went down. Everyone hurried to the ledge to see that Alice was actually hovering a bit below the walkway due to the ledge. "I'm okay!!" Alice shouted out. A mysterious wind was keeping her levitated in that one spot. "You see that? She's floating!" William shouted. Maxwell corrected him. "Levitating, better word."

"Water!" All of Team Water shouted, as they noticed an ocean of water was below them and nothing else. At that point, the water began glowing and surfaced upwards, forming large platforms that stretched across the exit of the Temple. Raina smiled, "Better. I was wondering how we were going to get there. I can't wall-run." Blake sniffed, "Allow me to take the lead!" He jumped from the starting point to the first platform of water. "Wait, n--" Raina was about to tell Blake not to but noticed that he was fine. "Huh? No! That's not possible!" "C'mon, Raina!" Scott vibrantly told her. "Live a little!" He began jumping from platform to platform with brave intentions.

Raina: Water is not meant for jumping. It is meant (naming things off with her hands) for swimming, for drinking, for education, and so much more! Definitely not jumping.

As Raina kept wondering on what else she could do, Team Earth was pummeling through the boulders in their way. "Keeee-yah!" K.C. shouted a battle cry, forcing a boulder to hit a wall and crumble. Angelina kicked a boulder out of her way "Take that! And some lotion! You're looking a little crusty!" "We've got to hurry!" Bradley said as he used his board in combined with his elemental power to crush the huge boulders.

Alyssa and Isadora made it past the narrow walkway and joined Maxwell and Alice with only William seeming to be left. "Mantis Flip Coin!" William was heard activating a Wu as he flipped towards the exit to join his team. "C'mon!" Alice rushed towards the exit with the rest of Team Wind following her.

"We don't have all day, Hilda! Let's go!" Garrett shouted. Everyone seemed to be past the flamethrowers while Hilda was trying to run through. She ran past one flamethrowers' reach and stopped, which caused the next one to strike her behind. "Ow! That wasn't very nice!" Hilda wagged a finger at the inanimate flamethrower. She continued on and got singed by the next one, "Eeeeek! Don't you have any manners!?" "Uhhh, if I may," Thomas took the Third-Arm Sash from Garrett. "Third-Arm Sash!!" The sash stretched across the way and grabbed Hilda's rear and pulled her to the team. "S'go!" Albert shouted out as Team Fire ran towards the exit, but it seemed as if they were too late as Scott and William were both fighting over the Lotus Twister. "Are you kidding me?" Garrett wondered. Albert shook his head, "Not likely. In fact, I am beyond certain."

"I got it first!" William shouted as everyone watched him and Scott pull for the Lotus Twister. Scott responded, "No way, man, it's mine. I did!" The Lotus Twister instantly began glowing as they both began ascending due to the Lotus Twister. Chris came into the picture, descending in a jetpack with Wally. "It's time!" Chris said with a happy tone. "Time for what? My manicure!?" Tina shouted. "Because, with all that rock punching, I could totally use one." "Nobody cares about your nails, smart one," Chris told her. He walked over to see Scott and William and the argument. "It's time for the first Xiaolin Showdown!" "A what?" Scott wondered. Chris filled everyone in, "A Xiaolin Showdown happens when two people come to a standstill over a Wu. When two people both touch a Wu, they must battle for it in the best possible way ever! You start by each wagering one Wu and choosing a challenge in order to get the Wu you're fighting for. The winner of the competition cleans out his opponent by taking all the Wu involved! It's the only way to decide this and they're so fun to watch!"

"Can we help them?" Bradley wondered as everyone stared at the two. "Nooooope," Chris closed his eyes. "You'll all be watching from the sidelines!" William looked at Scott "In that case, I'll wager the Mantis Flip Coin..." "...against my Jetbootsu...," Scott continued. "And the game will be a race to the Lotus Twister!" William finished. Scott agreed by nodding his head. Both of them met each others eyes fiercely and declared, "Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!"

As soon as that was said, pieces of the Temple came apart to form the battlefield as Scott and William were placed on two air-suspended paths that lead to the Lotus Twister. Everyone was seen on the sidelines of the field with Team Wind and Team Earth on William's side and Team Water and Team Fire on the opposite side. Chris stood at the Lotus Twister's location and shouted out, "Gong Yi Tampai!" Scott and William got out of their starting stances and both shouted out, "What?!" "It means 'go', dudes!!" Chris replied as they both started. Both began running as fast as they could with Scott taking an early lead. "Whoooooo!! Go, Scott!" Cheers were heard from Team Water. "Get your head in the game, William!" Alice shouted at William, causing a disruption.

William: This was nothing like Art Camp! Nothing! The warzone we were battling on could have used some touch-ups. But, I made due with what I had.

"Mantis Flip Coin!" William took out the Mantis Flip Coin and flipped around to take the lead on his side of the battlefield. The wind he created with the coin blew Scott off of his runway. "Take that, you lackey!" William playfully said as he kept running towards the Twister. "Alright, William!" Alyssa cheered from the sidelines. Alice seemed not to care, "As long as we win." Maxwell eyed Alice, "You know, cheering usually helps instead of being negative all the time." Alice looked the other way.

While falling, Scott called out the name of his Wu, "No! Jeeeeeetbootsu!" He clicked the boots together as they activated and flew him back up to the battlefield. At this point, William was near the Lotus Twister as he kept running towards it, "It's mine!!" Team Wind stood up, as well as Team Water when they saw Scott flying towards the Twister. "What's gonna happen!?" Eleanor shouted out. "Someone's about to get his feelings hurt." Russell added. William saw Scott gaining on him and used his element to his advantage, "Get back!" He thrusted his hand towards Scott and a rainbow colored wind burst out towards Scott. Scott maneuvered his way around the huge winds and approached William due to the Jetbootsu. "Sorry, dude!" Scott shouted out to William as he let out a battle cry. Water, then, flourished around Scott. Scott forced the water towards William with an even louder battle cry and forced William off of his runway. "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!" William screamed as he fell down. Scott flew over to the Lotus Twister and looked down at William falling, "It's okay, man. You'll get it next time!" He winked to Team Water and grabbed the Lotus Twister, immediately causing everything to return to normal.

Everyone was standing at the exit of the Lotus Temple, fully put back together. Scott came up, carrying the Jetbootsu, Mantis Flip Coin, and the Lotus Twister in one hand and a wet William in his other hand, "Looks like I win." While Team Water was cheering, Chris shouted out, "Team Water wins our first Showdown and the challenge! Fortunately, for Team Earth and Team Fire, you all will be safe from elimination because of the Xiaolin Showdown and, unfortunately for Team Wind, but whatever to me, you guys will be casting someone to the seas!" "Huh!?" Alice demanded to know. "We got to the Lotus Twister before everyone else did, though!" "Oh, didn't I mention? In the event of a Showdown, winner takes home everything! Loser gets their butts to the Banishment Ceremony! Someone's losing a Belt!" Alice smiled and eyed William, "Well, then, this should be easy!" William gulped instantly.

At the Banishment Ceremony, Team Wind sat together with their traditional robes on all clenching their belts. Wally joined them all, now without his wheelchair. "Nice to see that you're feeling better," Alice said to Wally. She then eyed William, "Maybe you could have been of more use than William!" "Well, not in a wheelchair," Wally responded. "Eliminaaaaaaaaaation time," Chris happily said in a sing-song voice. "Nothing like seeing one of you get eliminated today, so why don't we get down to it?! The votes have been cast!  One of you will be eliminated today, have your Belt of Life removed, walk down the Pathway of Shame, which leads into the Drop of Shame, and you can never... ever.... ever come back.  EVER." Team Wind looked intently at Chris. "Maxwell!" Chris stated. "Alyssa and Isadora!" Alyssa cheered as Isadora didn't do much. "Can't forget about William, you're safe, too!" William began smiling and sighed out of relief. "Alice, Wally! It's come down to the two of you, obviously. Whoever's name isn't called must immediately get the heck outta here! The last person who will get to continue their journey is..." Alice eyed Wally as he seemed to be shaking in his shoes due to his unexpected danger. "It's Wally!" Chris shouted to them. All of Team Wind let out a sigh of relief but Alice. "What!? How?" Alice looked at her team. Maxwell told her, "Isn't it obvious? You're a poison to our team. A contamination, an Achilles Heel, weakness, flaw, need any more examples?" "NO, I don't need any--" A tattered parachute was thrown at Alice as Chris told her, "Time to go!" "No! I'll decide when I'm leaving!" Alice told them. A small pause occurred. She, then, got up and started walking, "I'm choosing now." She got up, took her Belt off, and proceeded to fall down the Drop of Shame. Chris watched her plummet down as he concluded the show, "And that's our second Chosen One out the door, er, I mean, the dropzone. Whatever. The rest of these deadweights are in for a lot more pain. That Showdown was a total fluke and they're not going to do anything but get harder along the way of Total.... Drama.... Showdown!"

Chapter Four: Running of the Brats

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012 Kgman04 Chris walked out of the bathroom confessional with a trail of toilet paper attached to the bottom of his foot, while fixing his hair. "You might want to give it about ten minutes, Chef," Chris called out towards the kitchen. He suddenly noticed the camera. "Ahhh! Dudes! You didn't tell me you were filming!" "Er, sorry, Chris," one of the cameramen apologized off-screen. Chris sighed, closed his eyes, then smiled at the camera. "Alright! Last time, on Total Drama Showdown, things got intense when two Wu revealed themselves at the same time! Team Water finally got less suck-ish, and Scott nabbed the Jetbootsu from the top of the Endless Staircase! Scott and William were, er, 'lucky' enough to take part in the very first Xiaolin Showdown, over the Lotus Twister. And after a close race, William was taken down, and Scott hit the jackpot; winning Team Water the Jetbootsu, Mantis Flip Coin, and Lotus Twister! Team Wind found themselves at elimination, and said farewell to Alice, whose bossiness was just too much to handle! Will Team Water maintain their power? Is Team Wind crumbling under the pressure? Will Team Earth ever do something interesting? Find out, on this exciting episode of Total... Drama... Showdown!"

"Where. Is. It?!" Tina's screaming echoed in every room. She was shown kneeling by her suitcase, tossing around every article of clothing she could see. "I know I brought it. I know I did." Bradley, Russell, K.C., and Julie hid by the entrance to Team Earth's bedroom. Russell peered into the room, and asked, "Uh, Tina, are you alright?" "Do I look alright?" Tina growled, not even bothering to turn to Russell. Bradley cleared his throat. "Well, uh, is there anything we can do to help?" Tina slammed her hands down on her suitcase, causing the floor to tremble slightly. "You can stop talking." A few seconds later, Angelina calmly entered the room, chewing on a granola bar. She wore a hot pink shirt, with a bedazzled "T" in the center. Tina's eyes widened. She ran over to Angelina and stopped her in her tracks. "That's my shirt! Why are you wearing my shirt?!" Angelina looked down at the clothing she was wearing, then at Tina. "Well, it was on my bed. Thought it belonged to me." "There's a giant 'T' in the middle of it," Tina pointed out in irritation. "I thought it stood for 'Thin,'" Angelina defended. "Which is why I didn't think it could be yours." Tina gasped and yanked Angelina's hair, causing Angelina to fall to the ground. On the floor, Angelina swept her right leg around, knocking Tina down.

Bradley: This is... kinda... hot. (tugs at collar)

Tina yelped and kicked at Angelina, who grabbed Tina's foot and swung her across the room. As Tina hit the wall, the entire D.O.J.O. shook. "See? Not thin at all!" Angelina taunted. Tina got back up and began charging towards Angelina, when suddenly K.C. jumped in between them. "Alright, alright. Stop! Ladies, you're both at fault." He looked at Tina. "See, Tina, if you weren't such a slob, Angelina wouldn't have accidentally taken your shirt. And, Angelina, that shirt doesn't even look good on you." The girls scoffed and stormed off in separate directions.

K.C.: Maybe I didn't put that in the best way. But, er, I tried, didn't I?

Afterwards, in the dining area, the girls of Team Wind, Fire, and Earth gathered around Team Water's table. Blake stood atop of it, modeling Team Water's three Shen Gong Wu. "That's right, ladies," Blake smugly stated, "Check it out!" He pointed to his feet. "Jetbootsu!" Blake quickly flew upwards and hit his head on the metal ceiling. "Ow! Ow! Stop!" The girls all giggled and Blake was repeatedly thrown against the ceiling. Scott reminded him, "They're hard to control, dude." "Yeah, I can see that!" Blake snapped. The Jetbootsu finally set him back down on the table. "Now, let's try out the new Wu." He grasped the Lotus Twister and called, "Lotus Twister!" A set of fake lotus roots wrapped around his wrist, and his arm stretched across the dining area. He looked to his left and noticed Maxwell entering. "Shhhhh!" He whispered, then slipped his arm in front of Maxwell's feet, causing him to trip over and land face-first. The girls all laughed, with the exception of Raina, Isadora, and Mia.

Mia: Physical pain is such an overused form of comedy. You know what's funny nowadays? Anger. That's hilarious.

From a different table, Russell, William, and K.C. watched Blake with disinterest until Russell asked, "Why do girls fall for that? It doesn't make any sense." K.C. and William continued to indifferently eat their breakfast, while Russell continued to rant. "I mean," Russell sighed, "I'm a nice guy. Girls always go for the jerks. How does that make any sense?!" K.C. put his hand on Russell's shoulder. "Y'know, if it makes you feel any better, I've rejected tons of girls. That way, they might rebound in sorrow over to you!" Russell groaned and put his head down. William patted his back. "Cheer up. It'll be fine." From the table behind them, Wally flicked a spoonful of oatmeal into William's hair. "Bulls-eye!" "Hey!" William whined, turning around. Wally was already preparing another spoonful, this time in Russell's direction. K.C. mumbled, "Uh, I suggest we move." He yanked Russell and William away from the table just before a barrage of oatmeal chunks came flying towards them.

Back at Team Water's table, which still had a crowd of girls watching Blake, Raina ordered, "Okay, ladies, time to go. Show's over." The girls began to walk back to their tables, and Blake groaned. He turned to Raina. "Um. What are you doing?" "Trying to eat," Raina replied, poking her oatmeal. It slid off of her spoon and inched away. Blake paused for a moment, then looked at Raina again. "Uh, no, I'm talking about getting rid of all of them. You got a problem with them?" Raina put her spoon down. "It's pretty hard to eat when you're surrounded by a bunch of annoying, squealing fangirls." After a short pause, Blake suddenly said, "Ohhhh, I get it. Jealousy. I see." "... What?" Raina scoffed, looking up. "Jealousy? Who's jealous of who? I'm not jealous of anything or anyone." Scott, Bronwyn, and Natalia looked back and forth between Raina and Blake.

Scott: It's nice that the fighting isn't between Natalia and Bronwyn for once. Though this probably isn't a very good subtitute.

Blake shrugged. "I'm just saying, all of the good-looking girls were falling over the good-looking guy. And, well, um, you were..." "Think long and hard about what you're going to say," Raina threateningly told him. Blake gulped and opened his mouth to speak, when the floor underneath the dining area opened up and released the contestants.

"Not this again!" Bronwyn screamed as she fell. Eleanor asked, "Why can't we just land like regular people?" K.C. looked down and gasped. "Guys, guys, look!" The ground below them was nothing but a plain of jagged rocks. "This isn't cool, Chris!" Julie weeped. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE," Isadora panicked. Everyone stopped and looked at her. "You can speak?!"

Still plummeting, Scott snatched the Jetbootsu off of Blake's feet and ordered, "Everyone, grab on to me!" Natalia wrapped her arms around his chest. "Sure." Bronwyn noticed this and kicked Natalia's shin, then grabbed Scott's hand. Once everyone was attached to Scott in some way, he yelled, "Jetbootsu!" The boots kept everyone suspended inches away from the jagged rocks. They all exhaled in relief. Suddenly, they were all caught in a giant butterfly net. Garrett complained, "What the heck is going on?" Chris's voice was heard over the D.O.J.O.'s PA system. "Er, sorry, gang, I dropped you guys off a little early. We'll be reaching Barcelona, Spain, in just a few minutes."

Natalia: Ah, Spain, the land of good food. But the best part about the food is the hunky waiters that serve it. (lets out a growl) Maxwell: I ended my Spanish class this year with an A-plus. Apparently the way I roll my r's is perrrrrrrfecto. No one can position this tongue the way I can.

The butterfly net suddenly released the contestants in a pile in front of a large stadium. The D.O.J.O. skidded to a halt beside the stadium, and Chris hopped out. "We're here!" He approached the group and told them, "Alright, gang, we've got two kick-butt Wu to track down today, and both of them are in there!" He pointed to the stadium and cupped his ear. As if on cue, a loud yell was heard, followed by a man in tattered clothing bolting out of the stadium. "I love the sound of pain in the morning," Chris chirped. "Anywho, the first Wu you guys need to track down is called the Shroud of Shadows." Angelina folded her arms. "Ew, a 'shroud'? Those things went out of style, like, centuries ago." Tina mumbled, "Just like the rest of your wardrobe." "The Shroud of Shadows," Chris continued, "Is a pretty awesome Shen Gong Wu that allows whoever wears it to become invisible." Russell grinned. "That'll be useful." The girls around him gave him a look of disgust. Chris clapped his hands. "Now, we've tracked the Wu to be somewhere in there." He pointed to the stadium, from which another cry emerged, followed by a cheering crowd. "What the heck is going on in there?" Bronwyn asked. Chris sighed and pointed to a sign directly beside the group which read, "Bullfighting Competition!" Bronwyn blushed. "Oh." Chris pointed to the stadium entrance. "Go, go, go! You'll find it in there."

As the contestants approached the entrance, Garrett slowly and reluctantly put his arm around Albert and asked, "What's going on?" "Just seeing what today has in store for me," Albert confidently replied. Garrett nodded. "Oh, that's great. Hey, let's walk this way." He quickly walked over to Mia and put his other arm around her. "And Mia, how are you?" "You don't care," Mia monotonously answered. Garrett quickly took his arms off of both of them. "True. Look. The only way to do well in these games is to form an alliance. And you two seem to be the," he cringed before continuing, "best candidates." Mia looked at her nails. "I knew you needed an alliance." "I'd be more than happy to join," Albert grinned. "I was meant to be part of a triumvirate." "Great," Garrett stated, then he looked at Mia. "What about you?" Mia sighed. "Although alliances are so overdone, no one else seems to have made one so far or has any intentions to do so. I guess I'll conform." "Perfect!" Garrett grinned. "We'll make a great team." "A team within a team!" Albert chimed. Mia cringed, then asked, "Are you going to do things like that all the time? If so, this isn't gonna work."

The contestants reached the stadium, and almost immediately, Bradley gasped. "Look, guys!" He pointed to the center of the ring, where a matador waved the Shroud of Shadows in front of a bull. Bradley added, "The matador guy's using the shroud as his sheet-waving thingy!" "It's called a muleta," Maxwell corrected, but the contestants ignored him as they all entered the ring.

Maxwell: Why doesn't anyone pay any attention to intellect? Let's just hope they don't do anything stupid, like make sudden movements in the ring.

The matador vigorously waved the shroud and the bull charged towards it. He pulled the shroud away and the bull continued to charge, and rammed into a caged section of the arena's border. The cage burst open and released fifteen other bulls into the arena, all enraged. "Ay, mi madre!" the matador squeaked. He threw the Shroud of Shadows into the air, and it then hooked onto a bull's horn, before the matador hopped the arena's fence. The bulls noticed the contestants and instead charged towards them. Raina gulped. "Uh-oh." Bronwyn grabbed the Mantis Flip Coin from out of her pocket, then flipped it. "No way am I becoming bull chow. Mantis Flip Coin!" She soared above the stampede of bulls and flipped on to the head of the bull stringing along the shroud. As she reached to grab it, Eleanor declared, "Nuh-uh. Third-Arm Sash!" The sash around her waist extended, grew, and grabbed Bronwyn, then pulled her back to the crowd of contestants. However, the bulls continued charging towards the contestants. "Ahhhhh!" "Lotus Twister!" Scott yelled. His arms extended and he wrapped them around all of the contestants. "Jetbootsu!" Now holding all of the contestants, he flew up and above the bulls. "You're so smart!" Natalia cooed. Bronwyn kicked Natalia, causing her to turn around. "What was that for?" Bronwyn faked a gasp. "Oh, sorry, I, um, thought I saw a bug."

Bronwyn: Natalia has been getting on my last nerve lately. This chick needs to step off. (fixes hair) Natalia: I don't know what Bronwyn's problem is. Scott's obviously into me, and she's just trying to force something that won't happen.

Scott flew over to the area between the audience and the arena. He dropped everyone, then apologized. "Er, sorry." Mia stood up and dusted herself off. "Thanks for the smooth landing." "To which landing are you referring to?" Hilda inquired. "The landing we have just experienced was not smooth at all." Mia sighed. "I was being sarcastic. As in, meaning the opposite of what I actually said." Hilda blinked, and Mia expanded, "It's used to be funny or to show that you're annoyed. Like, if it's raining outside, you would say 'nice weather.'" "You have a very strange sense of humor," Hilda frowned.

Inside of the arena, the bulls aimlessly ran around and bumped into each other. Bradley groaned. "Alright, there's no way I'm just gonna sit here and watch." He kicked up his skateboard and jumped on it, then rode along the edge of the arena. "Oh, gosh, he's gonna die," Julie panicked. She ran over to K.C. and hugged him. "He's gonna die!" K.C. awkwardly petted her head. "Uhhh, don't worry, he'll be fine." Bradley stopped when he reached the opposite end of the arena, then whistled loudly. The bulls all turned to him. "Does he want to die?" Tina asked in disbelief. He jumped into the arena, and the bulls all charged towards him. The contestants gasped and ran to the edge of the arena. "Run! Run! Run!" Bradley exhaled, kicked up one end of his skateboard, then stomped down on it. As soon as it hit the ground, a giant wave of sand blew across the arena, disorienting the bulls. Bradley stomped again, and the ground shook, causing the bulls to fall over on each other. He then trotted over to Shroud of Shadows and snatched it from the bull that was carrying it, and cheered. "Holy crap!" Angelina and Tina said at the same time. They ran over to him and cheered, with K.C. and Julie following close behind. The other three teams, and Russell, stayed behind.

Russell: Even Bradley gets all the girls. This isn't fair! What is it about me? Am I not good-looking enough? No, that can't be it. Do I offend? (sniffs his left armpit) Hm, a bit. But not enough to keep girls away from me!

Chris entered and announced, "And, Bradley nabs the Shroud of Shadows for Team Earth!" Team Earth cheered once again, and Alyssa suddenly remembered, "Didn't you say there were two Wu?" "I was getting to that," Chris snapped. "Don't rush me!" Alyssa pouted as Chris continued, "Anywho. Before Alyssa decided to go all smarty-pants on me, I was going to say, your next task is to look for the other Wu revealed today, called the Tangle Web Comb!" Tina looked at her nails and stated, "I know someone who could definitely use a comb right now." Angelina glared at her, then with insincere pity, retorted, "Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, I think the spaghetti on your head looks cute." "Can't believe I'm getting in the way of drama, but, not now, ladies," Chris interrupted. Eleanor looked around the stadium and asked, "So, er, where is it?" Chris pointed to the audience, who looked back at him in boredom. "One of these saps has the comb. I don't know how they got it, but you've got to find it." "That involves interacting with society," Thomas jokingly reminded Mia, who scowled. Chris ordered, "Alright, go! Get that comb! In the meantime, since the bulls are out of commission, we'll need something to entertain these people... Chef?" Chef came riding into the arena on a unicycle, juggling kittens.

Chef: (wearing clown makeup and a bright red nose) I hate my life. (unenthusiastically honks a bike horn)

Eleanor gasped in horror. "What are you doing to those kittens?! Third-Arm Sash!" The arm extended and collected the kittens as they were tossed in mid-air. The kittens were brought over to Eleanor, who petted them and cooed, "Don't worry, you'll be fine." She then walked back to the D.O.J.O. with the kittens. "To where are you headed?" Hilda asked Eleanor as she left. "I'll be right back!" Eleanor waved.

Meanwhile, the second challenge was underway, with the contestants roaming throughout the audience. Maxwell approached a young woman and spoke to her in fluent Spanish. After a few seconds, the woman slapped him and moved back two rows. Wally laughed and asked, "Dude, what'd you say?" "I just said, 'I want to know if you have a magical comb,'" Maxwell frowned. "I mean, I think I'm using the right words." Wally rolled his eyes and continued walking.

"Excuse me," Natalia prompted a man, "Have you seen a comb? It's magic. I need it." The man gave no reply. Natalia cleared her throat. "Um, hello? Helloooo? Hola?" The man still remained silent. Natalia groaned and asked, "What the heck is so distracting?" "Er, Natalia," Raina muttered from behind her. "What?" Natalia snapped, not turning around. Raina whispered, "You might want to adjust your shirt." Natalia looked down to see one of her tank top's straps was loose and her lace bra was clearly visible. "... Oh!" Natalia blushed. "I, um... Wait a minute." She followed the man's line of vision and gasped. "Ew! Gross, gross, gross!" She quickly fled back to the D.O.J.O. in anger.

The scene switched over to Julie, who was sitting next to a teenage boy. She sobbed, "And then, they were like, 'If you don't fill this bag up with money, you'll never see your family again!' So what was I supposed to do?!" The boy listened intently, and Julie continued, "So, I did it. But I never saw my parents or my brother ever again! And I did exactly what they said!" "Muy triste," the boy commented. Julie unsurely agreed. "I know, right?" K.C. noticed her and waved. "Hey, Julie! What're you doing?" "Oh, um," Julie stuttered, "K.C., this is Pablo. Say 'hi.'" "Er, hi, Pablo," K.C. blinked. The boy, apparently named Pablo, shook his head. "No, me llamo--" Julie giggled. "Pablo's so funny! Anyways, I was just having a nice conversation with him." K.C. rubbed the back of his neck. "Sounds... nice. But, we need to find the comb." "Oh, right," Julie yawned. "Um, I'm just so tired, I hope you don't mind if I sit out for a bit." She faked another yawn and dozed off in her chair beside Pablo. K.C. admired her, then whispered, "She'd make a lovely corpse, wouldn't she?" Pablo's eyes widened as he slowly inched away.

In another section of the arena, Mia reluctantly asked a woman, "Er, do you have a comb?" "Que?" the woman blinked. Mia awkwardly left without saying anything else. She bumped into Albert, who gasped. "I had a feeling we'd run into each other!" "We're on the same team, we don't really have a choice but to stay together," Mia painfully stated. "Er, right," Albert corrected. He looked off to the distance and noticed a glimmer. "Hey, I think I see something." From a few rows back, Garrett overheard Albert and followed his line of sight, then saw the same glimmer in a woman's hair. He chased after it. As Garrett approached the woman, he saw that the glimmer was the Tangle Web Comb. "Yes!" Garrett cheered. He reached to grab it, when suddenly, another hand touched it at the same time. "Looks like we've got ourselves a Xiaolin Showdown," the owner of the other hand stated, which turned out to be Russell. Garrett rolled his eyes. "Just perfect."

The contestants gathered around the two of them, as Russell stated, "Garrett, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. Your Third-Arm Sash against my Shroud of Shadows. The game is--" "Um, wait," Garrett interrupted. A record scratch played off in the distance. "What?" Russell sighed in irritation. Garrett patted himself down, then stated, "I don't have the Third-Arm Sash on me." He looked to his team, and received a series of shrugs. Suddenly, Eleanor came running into the arena, panting. "Oh! Sorry! I was just... taking care of things." She ripped the Third-Arm Sash off of her waist and tossed it to Garrett. As Garrett caught it, Thomas realized, "So you weren't participating in the challenge at all?" "Uh," Eleanor blinked. "Um..." "This isn't the time!" Russell snapped. "As I was saying, the game is the Dodging of the Bulls. The last one in the arena wins." Garrett nodded. "Sounds good." They stared each other down and chanted, "Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!"

Suddenly, the bulls in the arena were no longer disoriented and fallen as Bradley had left them, but up and running even fiercer than before. The arena was lifted and remained suspended in the air. Chef, still on his unicycle, pedaled off of the side in terror and fell into the audience, along with the other contestants. Garrett and Russell were placed in the center of the arena, and as the bulls charged at them, they chanted, "Gong Yi Tempai!" Immediately after, Garrett yelled, "Third-Arm Sash!" The arm grew and slapped Russell into the side of a bull. At the same time, Garrett ran around in circles to avoid the bulls. "Cheap shot!" Russell growled. Before he could stand up, a bull's horn hooked on the back of his shirt and began to drag him around. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" From the audience, Tina groaned, "Well, there goes our first and only Wu." The bull continued to drag Russell around, and in the meantime, Garrett continued to run and avoid the bulls chasing him. "This was a terrible showdown idea! Third-Arm Sash!" The sash attempted to smack the bulls behind him, but to no avail. The bulls only charged even faster.

Garrett: You can never say you're a fast runner until you have six mini-van-sized bulls coming after you at a zillion miles per hour.

Russell was suddenly unhooked from the bull's horn, and was thrown across the arena. He slid off of the edge, causing the audience to shriek. However, one of his hands held him up as he dangled from the edge. "I'm alright!" The rest of Team Earth breathed a sigh of relief as Russell struggled to get back up. "Okay, no more playing around!" he declared. "Shroud of Shadows!" As he wrapped the shroud around himself, he suddenly disappeared. "Wait, where is he?" Angelina blinked. Tina rolled her eyes. "Were you not listening to Chris? The Shroud of Shadows makes you invisible." Garrett suddenly stopped in his tracks, turned around, and yelled, "Stop!" A wall of flames erupted between himself and the bulls, causing the bulls to stop and turn around. They began to charge in the direction Russell was last seen. "Perfect," Garrett smugly grinned. Suddenly, a loud stomp was heard, followed by the arena shaking and crumbling. "What the heck was that?" Garrett panicked. From directly behind him, Russell removed his shroud and barked, "Me!" Garrett jumped in surprise and lost his balance, causing him to trip and fall off of the arena. "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" "Yes, yes, yes!" Russell cheered, as the arena and the rest of the stadium returned to its normal state.

The contestants, Chef, and Chris stood in the audience stands, with Russell holding the Shroud of Shadows, Third-Arm Sash, and Tangle Web Comb in his hands. "Hurrah!" Tina, Angelina, and Julie rushed over to him and hugged him. "You are amazing! ... That was so good! ... Good job, Russell!" Russell blushed and mumbled, "Aww, well, guys..." From afar, Bradley folded his arms and nodded in approval. "Good job, man." "Told you you'd be fine!" K.C. grinned, patting him on the back. Chris clapped his hands for attention and declared, "And Russell wins the showdown, as well as the Tangle Web Comb and the Third-Arm Sash! And while Team Earth gets to celebrate, it's time for Team Fire to say sayonara to a teamie!" "What does sayonara signify?" Hilda curiously asked. Chris sighed. "It means 'goodbye.'" Hilda seemed confused. "But, if we are voting off one of our members, it would not be a 'good' bye, but a 'bye' with malicious intent, would it not?" "Just vote someone off!" Chris barked.

The Banishment Ceremony took place shortly after. Team Fire sat in the bleachers, in their robes. They nervously looked at one another in anticipation for the results. Chris entered with a sheet of paper. "And, the votes have been cast! This was interesting."

Garrett: I told my alliance who to vote for. We're going to dominate this game. Excuse me, I'm going to dominate this game.

"Anyways, just to recap the process," Chris recalled, "If I call your name out, it means you're safe. If your name is not called out, it means it's time for you to take off your Belt of Life, walk down the Pathway of Shame, and take the dreaded Drop of Shame!" He popped up behind the bleachers and quickly said, "And you can never, ever, ever, ever, ever come back." He then popped up right in front of Mia. "Ever!" "I get it!" Mia snapped. Chris backed away. "Touchy. Somehow, you're safe. And Hilda." Hilda clapped happily and swayed from side to side. "... Yeah," Chris hesitated. "Albert, you get to live another day." "I knew I would!" Albert confidently grinned. Chris squinted. "Now, for the hard part. Thomas, Garrett, and Eleanor. The next safe contestant is Eleanor!" "Meow!" Eleanor squealed, hugging Hilda. "And the final contestant to remain in the competition is... Garrett!" Thomas stood up in surprise. "Me? What? Why?" There was no reply. Eleanor shrugged. "I don't know. I voted for Garrett." "As did I," Hilda admitted. Thomas paused for a moment, then deduced, "So you three voted for me?" He glared at Garrett while pointing his two index fingers at Mia and Albert. "And, your time's up!" Chris declared, ripping off Thomas's Belt of Life. "Have a nice drop!" Chef nonchalantly picked Thomas up and tossed him out of the D.O.J.O., then snapped his fingers. "Right, parachute." He picked one up and tossed it after Thomas. "Catch!" Eleanor asked in concern, "Will he be okay?" "Who cares?" Chris asked. "I don't have the time to. Anyways, that wraps up episode numero quatro! That means 'number four,' for you non-Spanish-speaking folk. Tune in next time for another action-packed, exciting episode of Total..... Drama...... Showdown!"

Chapter Five: Ringing Victorious Together

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012 Bbhinton15 Chris was shown in the cockpit area of D.O.J.O, "Last time, on Total Drama Showdown: we shouted Olé!... all day... in the best of ways! Haha, two more of my Wu decided to reveal themselves in a bizarre bullfighting ring somewhere in scenic Spain: the Shroud of Shadows and the Tangle Web Comb! In the scheme of things, Bradley turned out to be the hero and obtained the Shroud of Shadows by stealing it from a matador, which infuriated an already-jealous Russell. So much that, he and Garrett faced off in a Xiaolin Showdown of the ages for the Tangle Web Comb! In the end, it was Russell who came out on top when everyone on his team doubted him and Team Fire ousted Thomas due to Garrett's freshly made alliance with Mia and Albert! It's about time the comb got revealed. Some of the girls this season could really use it, if only they knew how to share. Tune in for more chills, spills, and thrills right here, right now, on Total... Drama... Showdown!"

After the theme song ended, the scene faded in as D.O.J.O. shook by the sound of loud snoring. In Team Fire's room, everyone looked restless as the snoring was coming from Hilda. As the camera panned, Team Fire looked insufferable: Eleanor was tossing and turning, still trying to sleep and Garrett had his pillow over his face. Albert had his index finger on his chin, questioning himself on what he should do, and Mia was surprisingly sound asleep. Hilda let out another snore.

Albert: (tired) She snores so loud. (yawns) I don't understand; it may be the one thing I'm not meant to under... t-to under... to un-- (passes out in confessional)

"This... is impossible," Garrett motioned, muffled due to his pillow. He took it off and threw it without looking. Weirdly enough, it hit Eleanor. Eleanor shot up and immediately shouted, "Cats for President! What?!" She peered down and saw Garrett's pillow and threw it back at him, smacking him. "Hey!" she continued, "I was having such a great dream!" Garrett retorted, "How can you sleep with-with that constantly buzzing in your ears?!" Hilda let out another louder snore. "I think I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard," Garrett sarcastically mentioned. He looked over to Eleanor and saw her kneeled down and looking under her bench. He looked confused as small mewing noises were heard, "What... are you doing?" "Meow?" Eleanor responded. She laughed and scratched the back of her head nervously, "Oh, nothing! Nothing!" Garrett raised an eyebrow as Hilda continued snoring. She mumbled something in her sleep, "Take all you want... eat all you take."

Later on, in the dining area, Maxwell was getting served by Chef. Chef released a weird gray substance on Maxwell's plate. Maxwell questioned it and mumbled to himself, "I can find better food in the dumpster." "You get food from there, too? Now I don't feel so bad," Chef asked after hearing him. Maxwell immediately dropped his plate and ran out of the dining area, holding his mouth with his hand. His team saw him blitz out of the dining area. "What's with him?" Alyssa wondered. Everyone shrugged their shoulders as Wally laughed sarcastically, "It's Maxwell, what do you expect?" Alyssa brushed it over, "It doesn't matter. Guys, we need to talk. We are sucking so far. We don't have one Wu to call our own." "We had the Mantis Flip Coin, but some--William--geek who shall--William--remain nameless--William--gave it to Scott!! ... William!" Wally eyed William and continued scarfing his plate of food down. William frowned, "Well, why don't you do something about it? You're big and strong, what's your excuse?" Wally got a bit angered, "You wanna go!? You wanna go?!" He locked eyes with William as Alyssa tried to regain composure, "Guys, guys! This is why we're losing! We need to focus!"

"Wow, she's really barking at them," Raina overheard while eating. Raina looked over at Scott, who was playing chords on his guitar. Raina looked at him in a mesmerizing approach. "I'm glad our team isn't like that. ... You know, it's better that way. ... I wonder what it'd be like if our team was that disheveled? ... You think it'd be bad?" Raina tried making small talk with Scott only to have him brush it off and continue playing his guitar. Raina picked up her plate and sighed, "I'll be right back."

Raina: (sighs) I'm horrible at this talking thing sometimes. (takes glasses off to clean them) Typically, I have my head in the books, studying my medical texts. Once, I tried striking a conversation with a butterfly. It flew away towards a road; minutes later, a speeding big truck ripped it apart. I feel like I'm cursed. Hmm... Maybe I can get rid of this somehow. (pulls out a book to read)

As Raina was walking back to her seat with another plate of Chef's creation, she heard squealing coming from Team Earth's table. She turned to see that it was Angelina, Tina, and Natalia huddled at Team Earth's table, all over Russell. "Eeeeeee!! You need anything? ... A fork!? ... A straw?! ... More food?!" The girls were all hounded around Russell, asking if he needed anything. When they backed away a bit, Russell was shown to have the Tangle Web Comb in his hair, the Shroud of Shadows tied around his neck like a cape, and the Third-Arm Sash around his waist. "Ladies, ladies," he muttered in a deeper-than-usual voice. "Calm yourselves. Listen. Natalia, babe. Can you get me a drink? My victorious bones could use a spritzer." Tina interjected, "I'll get it for you! She'll probably poison the drink somehow!" Tina nodded her head and left Russell's side to get a drink, which infuriated Natalia. She ran after her, "Excuse you, he didn't ask you to get the drink!" Tina's voice trailed off in the distance, "Get back here, you dumb bimbo!" "So," Angelina embraced Russell. "How's about you use one of those Wu?" "Whaaaaat?" Russell said with confidence. "You mean like this!? Tangle Web Comb!" Russell took out the comb from his hair; it activated and shot out vine-like strings shot out of the object. Russell was aiming for Chef Hatchet in front of him but, due to not focusing on the Tangle Web Comb, the strings made a U-turn and headed for the dining area entrance.

"So, it's because of all those gold medals I got, I had to legally accept second place even though I actually won in the last event, too! If not, they would sue-- Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!" Blake was bragging while coming into the dining hall with Bronwyn when the strings nabbed and entangled him. The strings threw him against the wall and ensnared Blake immediately. Russell winked at Angelina, "Oops." This caused Angelina to growl, "Ooooooh, Russell." "It's good to be the king," Russell nodded, crossed his arms, and put shades on. "Blake!" Bronwyn yelped in shock. She ran to his aid, "What happened!?" Blake grunted and struggled. He lied to Bronwyn, "Nothing I can't handle!" Raina and Scott ran out to the entrance of the dining area to see Blake trapped. He continued to wiggle, "No worries! I've gotten out of--unh--bigger--unh--problems than this before!" The rest of Team Water exchanged looks, shrugged their shoulders, and walked back in.

Scott: Hey, if the guy says he can handle it, he can handle it, he can. Bronwyn: We probably would have hurt his confidence if we tried helping. My music teacher always taught me about confidence and how it shouldn't be injured. (points to left breast) My confidence is right here and I cry when it gets hurt.

At that point, Albert was on his knees, dragging his way towards the dining area with exhaustion. "Hey, hey, buddy," Blake whispered to him, still tangled up. "Can you help me out here?" Albert continued to drag his body towards the dining area. He stopped and looked at Blake with scorn, "The gods say everyone deserves a giant middle finger today. I'm tired." He continued in the dining area and passed out upon entrance. K.C. looked up and saw Albert, "Is he okay?!" Julie smacked her lips and rolled her eyes, "Please, he doesn't know what pain is." K.C. rushed over to Albert's aid. He picked Albert's head up to see that he was only sleeping, "Oh, he's just knocked out. Boring." K.C. immediately dropped Albert back on the ground and walked back over to his table.

As the rest of Team Fire walked in, Chris skipped in behind them, "Morning, competitors! How's my elemental elves?" Groans were heard across the room as Chris smiled, "Great!! You'll all be happy to know that the next Wu has officially revealed itself! It's really close! I mean, really close! And this one's a--Wait." Chris stopped in his tracks and peered across the room. "We're short one hothead and one crybaby. Where's Hilda and Blake?" Bronwyn pointed behind Chris, "There's Blake..." Chris looked behind him to see Blake trying to chew off the strings from the Tangle Web Comb. "This is not impossible! I will conquer you!" Blake shouted out a battle cry. Chris laughed enchantingly and walked over to Blake. He swiftly ran his finger along the Tangle Web Comb's strings and they ripped apart off of Blake. "How... How did you do that?" Blake wondered. Chris retorted, "Nobody bothered to listen to the rest of my explanation for the Tangle Web Comb. It is one of my more difficult Wu to master. It requires absolute focus to use and to get out of." Chris walked back into the dining area, "So, that's one..." "Oh," Eleanor raised her hand. "I think Hilda is still sleeping. My ca-- I mean 'I' didn't get much sleep last night and neither did Albert." Eleanor pointed at Albert who was still passed out at Chris' feet. "Chef!!" Chris shouted out. At that point, Chef Hatchet walked over to Albert and dumped a bucket of cold water on Albert. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" Albert jumped up and immediately began shivering. Laughter was heard from the Team Water and Team Wind tables. "Ahh, Albert! Glad you could join us!" Chris shouted as Albert slowly walked over to his team. Chris called out, "Now, Chef! Go do the same for Sleeping Beauty in there!" Chef looked confused, "I can't! I don't have any more water! You won't pay the bills for this stupid thang!" Chris stared at Chef for a few seconds and then shrugged his shoulders. "As if I care about her, her loss!" Chris continued. "The Wu that we're looking for this time is the Ring of the Nine Dragons. It--" Chris stopped again as D.O.J.O. came down to a calm landing in a forest area.

The main hatch to D.O.J.O. opened and Eleanor was the first out, "Wow, a regular landing? Someone deserves a medal." After the contestants were out of D.O.J.O., Chris walked out in front of them, "Alright. Now, if I can say things without getting interrupted again, the revealed Wu is the Ring of the Nine Dragons. This is one of our more dangerous Wu and should only be entrusted to those that are worthy of its use. It has the power to turn one person into as many as nine. Now--" "Nine people?!" Angelina happily shouted. "Do you know how much more I could get done in the day without actually doing anything?!" Tina obviously interrupted, "Isn't one of you enough?" Angelina got upset with this comment and stamped her foot into the ground, causing a small quake that made Tina fall to her hands and knees. "Hmmm, that position suits you," Angelina slyly said, causing K.C. and Julie to laugh. Chris grunted and cleared his throat loudly, "Me no likey interruption... y. Listen up, the Ring of the Nine Dragons is sensed greatly around this forest. I believe it's located somewhere in this jungle maze. This maze will test your skills as warriors and as friends. The Ring of the Nine Dragons does a lot more than divid--" "Talk is cheap!" Blake commanded. "The strong take action! Let's go!" Blake immediately ran into the forest with the rest of Team Water trailing behind him. While trying to catch up, Bronwyn tripped over a ladybug and hit a tree, causing her to fall backwards. Raina came back for her and dragged her seemingly unconscious body and caught up to Team Water.

"But, but--" Chris started. "They're getting away! After them!" Bradley yelled out. He immediately began running but didn't hear any footsteps behind him. He turned around to see Julie and K.C. watching Angelina and Tina fawn over Russell, who still had all the Wu around him. "Why... Why don't you go handle that?" Russell lavished and winked at Bradley. "I have a few other things to tend to. Let's go work on our tans, ladies!" Russell began to walk off with Tina and Angelina behind him, squealing.

Bradley: (groans and slams hand on confessional desk) That little runt thinks he's king of the skate park because he won one stupid showdown! I mean, I respect him and he's (pause) okay to me, but he has a huge ego. He needs to realize we're still in a competition. And, I plan on making sure he realizes that. (picks up skateboard) Even if I have knock sense into him and his tag-a-longs.

"No, no, no, dudes," Bradley yelled over towards them. "We go this way. This way. We have to get that ri--" Bradley was cut off by hearing Team Wind run into the maze and chase after Team Water. Chris intervened, "Maybe you guys need to listen about the Ri--" "Great! Now, we're losing! I can't do losing... not again!" Bradley interrupted Chris and motioned to his team to follow them. Russell rolled his eyes and walked towards Bradley's direction as they delved into the forest as well. Chris groaned, "Isn't anyone going to listen about--" "Let's go, guys!" Garrett yelled out to Team Fire. With Mia at his side, he looked over and saw Albert passed out again at Eleanor's feet, who was staring him down intently.

Garrett: (smacks forehead)

Team Fire was seen darting into the forest with Eleanor carrying Albert. As they departed into the forest, Chef came out of D.O.J.O. carrying Hilda, who was awake now. He set her down next to Chris. Impishly, she wondered, "What did I miss?" Chris smacked his forehead, "Perhaps, you will listen to everything. Everyone else is the forest looking for the next Wu, the Ring of the Nine Dragons. It--" Hilda yawned and covered her mouth with her hand, "Oh, boy, another ring. It may go great with this one I already have. I found it at home after herding." As Hilda walked away, Chris looked closely and saw that the ring on Hilda's hand actually was the Ring of the Nine Dragons. "W-wait! Hilda! Hilda!!" Chris called out to her, to no avail. Chef looked confused, "What you need her for?" "Well, I was going to say that Team Fire has already won because Hilda already owns the Ring of the Nine Dragons, but... having the teams find out this way may be better for the show!" "Boy, you speakin' nonsense! What you mean!?" Chef yelled back. "I mean all they know is that the Ring of the Nine Dragons can turn you into as many as nine people, but what they don't know is that the Ring divides everything about you: your power, your maturity, your potential, your strength, everything! So this may be good for the show! Venture on, you idiots!"

Hilda walked through the maze in hopes that she would find someone. She sighed, "I wish I had one of those newfangled whoosie-whatsits to find this Ring of the Nine Dragons." At that moment, the ring on Hilda's finger began to glow and Hilda was separated into three copies of herself, making four total. The Hildas blankly stared at each other. "Oooooooooooooooooooooh," one Hilda muttered. Another one began chewing on her own hair and making moaning noises. "Pretty, pretty!" a third Hilda squealed as she knelt down and picked up a flower. She gave it to the last Hilda, who stuffed it down her dress. "Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay," the first Hilda rapidly said. "Uhhh, we go. Go. Uhhh. PEOPLE. Go find people. Find people! So we can find thingy!" "Ohhh, yes, find people! ... People find for thingy! ... Find all the thingy!" the other three Hildas agreed with the first one happily. the four Hildas shook their heads and the same time and quickly ran off towards the maze.

Team Water reached a dead-end. "I think we need to turn around," Raina observed the thick wall of forestry. Natalia rolled her eyes, "What was your first clue, genius?" Raina immaturely stuck her tongue out at Natalia. Scott went over to Raina and patted her on the back, "Okay, guys, let's chill. Raina's right, let's go this way." As they turned around, Raina sighed soothingly.

Raina: (sighs again) He said I was right. Me! (blushes) Where are these feelings coming from?

Scott lead the way for Team Water with Raina attached to one of his sides and Bronwywn, now awake, attached to the other. Blake and Natalia watched them all in confusion from behind. At that point, they ran into Hilda. "Hug!!" she screamed with glee. Team Water exchanged looks. Natalia walked over to her and turned to her team, pointing at Hilda, "Is she serious? Is she serious?" "Hilda," Scott started. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with your team?" Hilda ran over to Bronwyn and hugged her, "HUG!!!!" Bronwyn patted her back uncomfortably, "Aww, I like you, too, kid." Due to Hilda's strength, she then clenched even harder on Bronwyn, suffocating her. Bronwyn began turning red, "... 'Elp me!"

"It's not like we have a definite team leader," scenes switched to show Alyssa talking to the rest of Team Wind. Team Wind was walking through pathways trying to find the Ring of the Nine Dragons "Well, whoever it is," William mumbled, "he needs to be considerate and passionate about the arts..." "... he needs to be informative, adept, impertinent..." Maxwell continued. Wally finished, "... and he should be able to pound the competition into a pulp." "And that's why it should be me!" Wally, William, and Maxwell all said at once. "You!?" William scolded Wally. "You couldn't lead a paintbrush to an easel! You need to have finesse in being a leader amongst men." "Excuse me?" Alyssa intervened. William immediately blushed, "Well, men and the beautiful Alyssa. And Isadora, I guess, but she's always by Alyssa's side." "Hey! I can be my own person! I just don't talk that much," Isadora miraculously replied. William rolled his eyes. "Okay, cool," he continued. "But, as I was saying, if anyone should be leader, it should be--" William was cut off when Hilda came running at Team Wind with her arms out. Hilda was moving so fast, flames were trailing behind her. "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" she yelled out a noise like an airplane and, with her arms, knocked down William, Alyssa, Isadora, and Maxwell. When she got to Wally, she was knocked down. As Wally picked her up, the rest of Team Wind exclaimed, "Hilda?!" "What's she doing here?" William abruptly asked. Wally clenched his fists, "I don't know, but she's the enemy. Can I pound her?" Alyssa snatched Hilda away from Wally, "No, you certainly may not 'pound' her." "No, no! Let go! No, no, no! Want play! Play now!" Hilda spoke in gibberish. Wally looked confused, "What? Why does she sound like that?" Maxwell snooted, "Sound like what? It's Hilda." Alyssa sighed, "C'mon, guys, let's look for Team Fire." The rest of Team Wind gasped as Alyssa wondered, "What?" "You want to help the enemy?" Wally shockingly asked. Alyssa nodded which made everyone else exchange looks.

Maxwell: So much for victories in the competition and the Ring of the Nine Dragons. Alyssa only yearns to succor everyone!

"Can't we just leave her here?" William wondered. He looked at Hilda who was running around Alyssa, making airplane noises by blowing raspberries. William continued, "Look at her, she seems pretty self-sustained." "None of you guys have hearts!" Alyssa cried. "You should all be ash--" Alyssa stopped. "Shhhh, listen." Commotion was heard near Team Wind. As they ran to see who it was, they saw that it was Team Earth and Team Water, each with a Hilda. Upon noticing the two Hildas, Maxwell immediately turned and saw the Hilda that they had in their team. After alternating between the Hildas, he finally spoke, "What is going on?!" "So, there's three?" Bronwyn spoke out. "No, shaz, Sherlock," Angelina dissed Maxwell. Bradley spoke out, "We thought there was only two when we bumped into Team Water. And, now, well... there's another one." Maxwell stared at the situation at hand, took a pause, and then yelled from confusion, "...... What is going on!?!?"

Russell pointed out, "Wait, look at her--er--'their' hand or hands! Look what she's--uh--they're wearing!" K.C. mumbled, "Great job, murder any other sentences today?" Russell got angered, "Shroud of Shadows!" The shroud that Russell was wearing glowed and turned him invisible. "Oh, c'mon, no fai--" K.C. stopped in his tracks when his underwear was hitched sky high. "Guys, focus!" Julie snapped at them. "Oh, what do I care? We're gonna lose again anyway." Scott made a conclusion, "Well, Hilda already has the ring. It looks like Team Fire wins. Where are they?" As everyone began looking around, two of the Hildas began dancing and laughing while the third one snapped a branch off a tree and began fighting the other two. The three teams set off to continue the maze in search of Team Fire.

"Worst challenge ever," Eleanor, still carrying Albert, spoke out in a different area of the maze. Mia corrected her, "No, the worst challenge ever is waking up to this failing world every morning. It's the same every day. It sickens my soul. You know, way down there." Confused, Eleanor stayed quiet. Garrett trekked behind everyone, "This maze is endless. I'm beginning to think Chris doesn't know what he's talking about." Mia interjected again, "His sense of fashion is atrocious, he laughs at everything that isn't funny, he cares about people that have no inert interest in him. I'm sure he'll be alone in the future, and you're worried about what he says all the time?" Garrett agreed, "Good point." Chris was then shown to be watching each team as cameras were hidden in the forest maze. Angrily, he shouted from inside D.O.J.O. in a P.A. system synced into the forest, "I can hear you, dudes!" Mia yelled back, "Great! You know, constructive criticism is what the world needs! I just chose to start with the runt of the litter!" "Mia, your mouth is going to cost you a ticket out of this game!"

Chris: (breathing in a paper bag) She doesn't know what she's talking about. I'm cool! I'm collected! Everyone digs me! ... (continues to breathe in the paper bag)

"You guys hear that? That sounds like Chris... and Mia!" K.C. deduced. Alyssa nodded, "I think we're on the right track, let's keep moving! Wait, where are the Hildas?" Russell looked up, "There!" The three Hilda copies were shown bouncing on tree limbs. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" the Hildas were happily shouting. Raina got scared. "No, that's dangerous! Someone get them down! They could injure themselves!" Bronwyn gasped and took the opportunity, "Jetbootsu!" The boots Brownyn was wearing activated and lifted her calmly for one second, then went haywire and slammed her into the tree. The vibrations caused the Hildas to fall, squealing all the way down. "Tangle Web Comb!" Russell activated the Wu and vines shot out of the comb. Fortunately, they tied around the Hildas, however, they were still falling. Raina and Scott ran over to where they were falling and jointly caught them. Raina blushed, "Great work, Scott." "Thanks! Same to you!" Scott replied. Bronwyn, recovering from her impact with the tree saw this and frowned.

Raina: (laughing and hiccuping) Bronwyn: What is this now!? Isn't Natalia enough? Everyone needs to back off my man!! (eyes widen) I mean 'back off Scott'! Scott! Is what I meant! (laughs)

"It came from over here!" Tina shouted. Teams Earth, Wind, and Water ran and saw Team Fire staring at Mia, who was yelling upward at Chris' voice. "Yeah? Well, maybe it's time for a change! Maybe then, you'll get some respect! You're not worthy of my words!" she yelled. Chris looked at his cameras and noticed that everyone joined together, "Ahh, the gang's all here again. Mia, I'll deal with you in a moment." Chris began laughing, "And I see you guys have three Hildas--oh, make that four." The final Hilda fell out of a nearby tree on Albert and Eleanor. "Owwwwwwww!!!" Eleanor yelped. Albert woke up again, startled, "What?! A monster? A psycho killer!? Chris' ingrown toenails!?" "I'm gonna let that one sliiiiiiiide, Albert," Chris replied from a hidden source. "Wait, he can hear us!?" Albert questioned, surprised. Tina groaned, "Where have you been?" Chris laughed even more, "You guys wanna listen to me now and not interrupt this time? Yes? Okay, good! Before you all ran into the forest like wild monkeys, I was trying to tell you that the Ring of the Nine Dragons is stronger than you think. Yes, it can divide you in up to nine warriors, but that's all it does. It divides everything about you, everything. As you can see by Hilda. Hilda divided by four equals trouble."

Garrett gasped, "Wait, she has the Ring? That means we win the challenge, right!" "It would look like that, wouldn't it?" Chris asked. "But there's still the obstacle of you losers getting out of the forest. I'm not gonna just rescue you. What would be the fun in that?! The true winners will be the team that finds D.O.J.O. first! Last place will be casting someone off again in our Banishment Ceremony! Good luck! You'll need each other for this!" "What does he mean by that?" Eleanor cluelessly wondered. Garrett shrugged his shoulders, "Brush it off. Let's go, Team!" Chris interrupted, "That. That right there is what I mean. Splitting up worked so well for you all just a few minutes ago! And, look, you're back together again! Why don't you all try a new tactic?!" Looks were exchanged, some crossed their arms at others, menacing growls were heard in the background. "Guys, he has a point," Alyssa explained to everyone. She looked ahead and saw a long stretch to the D.O.J.O. "And look! Chris and the plane is right there! Let's do this... together!" Blake looked annoyed, "Fine, whatever! Let's go!" Everyone seemed to be in agreeance and all began running towards D.O.J.O.

The group ran into a huge obstacle within the maze. "Aw, c'mon!" Julie looked down at the bottomless pit. "What maze has a chasm?! It's hopeless, guys." "No worries. It can't be that deep," Maxwell replied. He took a rock and dropped it down the chasm and waited to hear it hit the ground. "Anytime now." As Isadora walked over to see the chasm, she tripped over a golden stick in the ground and fell down the chasm. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" she screamed as she plummeted. Everyone gasped but Blake took action, "Lotus Twister!" The Lotus Twister wrapped around his wrist and Blake's arms stretched downward and grabbed Isadora, stopping her from falling. He pulled her back up to her team and she ran to Alyssa, hugging and whimpering to her. "You... you saved me," Isadora looked at Blake. Blake's indifferent expression turned into a small smile, "No sweat." Wally pulled the golden stick out of the ground and realized that it was a sleek, golden sword in the ground, "It's a sword." "What do you suppose it means? ... That's a cool sword ... Oh, wow!" Team Wind gathered around the sword that Wally clutched. "Nevermind it, let's get everyone across here!" Alyssa told her team. Team Wind agreed and stood behind the rest of the competitors. They thrusted their hands forward and enormous gusts of wind enveloped everyone, which transported them across the deadly chasm.

"Great work, everyone!" Maxwell panted. Wally looked at William, "You could have helped more, you know." William smacked his lips and walked over to Alyssa.

Alyssa: I guess some things never change.

"Looks like it's our turn now," Mia ran ahead and saw that the next obstacle was a wall of flames. Bronwyn ran behind him, "Are those real!? They could burn this whole forest down!" Blake walked over to them, "They don't seem to be real. Flames spread; these are just staying in the same spot." He walked over and reached into the flames with his finger only to get it singed. "Ow!" Blake yelped, sucking on his index finger. "How is that physically possible?" Raina and Maxwell both put their hands on their chins.

A flashback showed Chris buying an item from a man in a truck in front of the forest. "Sign here, here, and here," the man told him. Chris did so and, afterwards, the man snapped his fingers. Workers fled from the back of the huge moving truck and set up the fake wall of flames. "There you are, sir. One wall of flames, retardant to trees and all forms of plants!" the man happily said. He tipped his hat to Chris. Chris laughed, "I still don't see how this is possible, but I know a great way to have fun with it!" "Don't question it," the man gruffly said, getting back into his truck. Chris gave him a look. As the man slammed his door, Chris waved, "Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do," the man drove off immediately.

With the flashback over, the one Hilda that wasn't tied up with the vine-like strings from Russell's Tangle Web Comb picked up a rather large, yellow, star-shaped object with a red jewel in the middle of it. "Ooooh, pretty!" Hilda motioned and gave it to Garrett. He took it and then noticed the flames were getting out of hand and almost hit Hilda. "Look out!" he said, pointing his finger at Hilda with rigor. With this action, the flames began to die down a bit as Hilda walked over to her team. "What do we do now!?" Angelina wondered. "I can't afford to die!" Albert, now awake, stepped in front of Angelina and said in a dramatic voice, "You let me handle this." She gasped as he slowly walked over to the firewall. He closed his eyes and slowly lowered his head, "This... is my destiny. To save you all." He immediately lifted his head, opened his eyes and stared at the wall. Albert crossed his hands and arms in front of his face, gathering energy. "Destinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" he uncrossed his arms swiftly, like a fan, and, at that point, the fire rose and enveloped around his arms. He hoisted both of his arms up and reached for the sky. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Albert let out a battle cry and the fire around his arms shot upward at blazing speed and interacted with the Sun within seconds, causing the Sun to sparkle and shine brighter. "Whoa," Russell looked up and took his shades off in awe. Scott was extremely impressed "Dude." Wally stared blankly at the sky. "Let's move on," Albert said in an austere tone.

Albert: (spazzing) That was so awesome! Did you see what I did!? Didja? Didja!? (imitating himself) I was like 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' And the fire was like (flails arms) 'Whoooooooooooooooosh!' And my arms were like 'I got this!' And I was like 'Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' and the Sun was all (smiles and hits a high note) And I-- (confessional cuts off)

The contestants forged on. "There, there's D.O.J.O!" Albert yelled as she began to run. "Ahahahaha, no," Russell smugly said as he pulled the comb out of his hair. "Tangle Web Comb!" More strings shot out of the comb and headed towards Albert. Russell smiled, "Naturally, it comes to me." As soon as he said that, the strings made a beeline for Russell and Team Earth and they entangled them, the members of Team Wind, and all four Hildas. They all hit the ground instantly. "Looks like it really did come to you!" Wally said, annoyed. "If I could move my arms, I'd wail on you right about now." "Now do you realize that yesterday was probably just luck? You don't know how to handle these things!" Bradley snapped at Russell. Russell ignored him. Scott and Bronwyn ran after Albert and said at the same time, "Stop him!" Bronwyn began running towards Scott and accidentally tripped over Scott's legs, causing them both to fall. "Mantis Flip Coin!" Raina shouted from behind. She flipped the coin and caught it, turning her body into a human coin. Her flipping caught up to Garrett and Mia, as she knocked them down, but Albert had already reached D.O.J.O. Albert jumped in the air, "VICTORY!!!"

Chris hopped next to Albert, "And, there you have it! With the Ring of the Nine Dragons in Hilda's possession and Albert reaching D.O.J.O., it looks like Team Fire wins two times over!" Chris looked around and then stopped at Albert. "Where is everyone?" Albert pointed back in the maze area to show everyone else either tangled up or on the ground in pain. Chris chortled, "No pain, no gain, everybody!!" Everyone began groaning at the sound of the horrible saying.

Scenes switched to show all the teams at the Banishment Ceremony. "Okay, so!" Chris started. "For doing the worst job in my opinion, it looks like we would find Team Earth on the chopping block." Team Earth gasped in shock while the rest of the teams let out sighs of relief. "Wait, Chris!" Tina raised her hand. "Why are the other teams here, then?" Chris walked over to the teams. "Well, if you were listening, I said 'would find'. Would. Personally, due to her smart mouth, I wanted to kick Mia off the show today..." Mia winked at Chris to get on his nerves. Chris groaned, "But, since Albert won, I'm deciding to spare everyone tonight! That's right! No elimination, rest easy, blah, blah, blah! And, as if I'm going to let Team Earth kick Russell off, because I know that's what you're all thinking. The fun's just getting started! Anyway, Albert!" At the sound of hearing his name, Albert sprang up and walked towards Chris. "For winning the challenge today, I will award you with these," Chris took his hands from behind his back to show that he was holding a spherical, blue orb in one had and a brown, metallic fist in the other hand. "What are they?" Albert wondered as Chris handed them to him. "They... are two Wu. You have earned them. The blue orb is called the Orb of Tornami. Upon activation, it has the power to unleash mighty floods and storms. The fist-shaped one is called the Fist of Tebigong. Obviously, it's a fist. When it's activated, you are able to cause many tremors, earthquakes, and other earth-related, drama-filled corruptions. Heh, if you think about it, the Orb of Tornami would be perfect for Team Water and the Fist of Tebigong would be great for Team Ear-- What are you doing?" Chris stopped when Albert started to walk away from him. He walked over to Team Water and handed Scott the Orb of Tornami and threw Bradley the Fist of Tebigong.

"What.. what are you doing!?" Garrett steamed out. Albert looked back at Garrett and smiled, "The right thing. Chris is right, these are better off with the other teams." "Too bad, so sad for them! They didn't win them! Those belong to me--er--the team!" Garrett replied. "I'm doing the honorable thing," Albert told Garrett. "Plus, why don't you check your pocket? And, Wally, look at what you have." Wally lifted up the golden sword that Isadora tripped over earlier and Garrett pulled out the star-shaped object that Hilda found. Chris gasped "You guys already have those, too!?" He was blown away, "That there is the Star Hanabi, it has the ability to create firestorms and manipulate fire from any angle! And in Wally's hands is the Sword of the Sword of the Storm! It's different than any other sword, it can't cut through anything. But, it has the power to create some of the biggest windstorms this T.V. show will ever see! I'm impressed, you guys each seem to now have your own special Wu. It's no different from others. Albert, that was very mature of you to just give them up like that--I wouldn't have done it but that has definitely made things interesting!"

Garrett: Albert and I need to have a talk. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, it was a nice gesture and everything, but he just gave away two of the Wu that we could have used. No way is that happening again.

Chris walked in front of the screen, "With the teams still in tact and Hilda in one piece, the elements are surrounding our players and they are beginning to learn just what they can do and what powers they have. Will this all blow up in their face? Will Raina continue crushing over Scott?" Chris stopped and looked off-screen, "Yeah, what was up with that?" A cameraman answered him, "We don't know!" Chris continued, "Whatever. And will we see any more drama!? You bet we will! In the next installment of Total... Drama... Showdown!"

Chapter Six: A Shocking Revelation

October 29th, 2012 Bbhinton15 & Kgman04 Chris was shown flying D.O.J.O. as he prepared his opening, "Last time, on Total Drama Showdown: sparks were flying as our remaining chosen ones rushed off to the hunt for the coveted Ring of the Nine Dragons! Team Fire couldn't function due to not enough sleep, Team Wind continued to suck as they couldn't agree on who the team leader should be, romantic passions built in Team Water, when the love triangle may have turned into a love square! Addition? Raina! Finally, Team Earth had to deal with Russell's bragging rights after he won his first Showdown earlier. That day kinda creased me because nobody knew what they were looking for. Luckily enough, Hilda already had it: the Ring of the Nine Dragons! Even more luckily enough, it activated and split her into four copies of herself and divided everything about her! Each of the Hildas ended up finding one of the teams in our jungle maze, all of which were looking for the Ring without knowing our Amish contestant already had it. After the teams found this out, I improvised a second challenge of finding me and D.O.J.O. for laughs and, in the end of that, Albert proved his might and won for Team Fire anyway--not before finding four wicked elemental Wu for the teams to have. With the power of the elemental Wu in each of their possessions, they grow stronger and hone their skills better. With nobody saying 'bye-bye' during all this, find out what may happen now, right here, on Total... Drama... Showdown!" After the theme song ended, Team Earth was shown getting ready for the day. Russell was the last to wake up, yawned happily and said to his team, "Good morning, everyone!" The rest of Team Earth was giving Russell evil and disapproving looks. Confused, Russell scratched the back of his head. Russell: Hey, I learned my lesson. I told them that yesterday or, at least, I think I did. I know that I won the two Wu for my team--beautifully, I might add. (winks) But, that's beside the point. Why are they giving me the cold shoulder? Russell came out of the bathroom confessional and overheard the rest of Team Earth talking. He gasped and stayed in the background so he could eavesdrop. "We suck," Julie whined to the rest of them. Bradley nodded his head, "For once, I agree with Negative Nancy." Julie corrected him, "Julie." "Trudy?" "Julie!" "Calista." After Team Earth's laughs, K.C. raised his hand. "K.C.," Angelina butted in. "We're not in a classroom, you can just speak out if you want." "Right," K.C. gasped. "Sorry. Yeah, er, I was gonna ask why do you all think we suck? We have two pretty cool Wu right now." Bradley walked over to the Wu and spoke out, "Two? We have four: the Third-Arm Sash, the Lotus Twister, Tangle Web Comb, and Fist of Tebigong. We're dominating, but you're missing the point." The tension built as Bradley continued, "I know we have a lot of Wu but I feel like we're carrying dead weight if you catch my drift." Tina sighed, "I told Angelina to get that breast reduction, but nooo--" "No, not that!" Bradley interjected. "I'm already thinking we're going to lose and, as you all know by now, I don't like that. It's worse than when my skateboard gets taken away by... the man. But, that's a different story; we'll have a hippie session one day. Anyway, I think we should throw the challenge and get rid of you-know-who." From the Team Earth entrance, Russell gasped sharply and continued to listen intently. "Maybe that's not such a good idea," Angelina spoke out, "What if the next Wu is something mega-super powerful? What if we need it?" At that point, "HI, RUSSELL!" was heard behind Team Earth as a shushing noise was heard directly after. It was shown to be William, smiling at Russell, "What'cha doin'?" Russell kept shushing him as William looked in the room to see the rest of Team Earth. He continued, "Oh, you're spying on your team, aren't you!? Not unlike what most artists have to do in order to get a good shot and visual of their potential masterpiece! Spying is good!" William's loud yelling caused Bradley to come to the door. "What's going on here, dude?" Bradley immediately questioned. Wally walked past the Team Earth entrance, after overhearing William. He trounced and slapped William in the back of the head and kept walking, "You're always messing up things." The rest of Team Wind followed behind Wally towards the dining hall and William slipped in without Russell knowing. Bradley looked confused yet angry, "Well?" "Well, you see, uhhh... it, uhhh, William, you see, uhh, William was telling me a fascinating story about his artsy ancestors in war. Weren't you, Will--" Russell turned around to see William was gone. Bradley raised an eyebrow at Russell as Russell laughed nonchalantly. Later, in Team Water's room, Bronwyn and Scott were the only ones awake. Bronwyn's hand was raised as if she were in a play and Scott was playing his guitar. Bronwyn: Scott and I woke up really early today, so I asked him if he could help me practice my singing. I love Ajele's love songs. He sings in his sleep and he's really good, and that's only just when he's sleeping. I bet, like, if he sang while he was awake, he'd be (waves arms everywhere) really good! Really good. (blushes) Scott laughed, "No, no, try it in a different key. Try higher." Bronwyn laughed again, shook her head and tried singing again, "We're gonna have it aaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaall! We're gonna be so freeeeeeee-eee-eeeee!" "Almost perfect! You got this," Scott yelled, giving Bronwyn a chance to blush. "Try a half-step higher, let's see where that takes us." While Bronwyn was singing at a very high note, Raina walked in Team Water's room and, due to the frequency of Bronwyn's voice, observed her glasses as the lenses cracked before her. Oblivious to what happened to Raina's glasses, Scott clapped and yelled out "Perfect!" as Bronwyn gasped and ran over to Raina. The cracks in Raina's glasses stunned her and caused her to fall over backwards into the doorway. "Oh, my gosh, are you okay!?" Bronwyn worriedly asked Raina. Scott walked over and helped Raina up, causing Raina to also blush as he said, "She's a strong trooper, she'll be fine... but, let's finish this song." As Scott said that, Raina's blush turned into a sigh and worried look. Raina: (scribbling in a book and sighing) A medical degree can get me accolade. The same medical degree can get me fame. Obviously, it can get me fortune. There's one thing it can't get me and it's what matters most of all in this cruel world--love. (sighs) I don't know, I just wanted to get that off my chest; if anyone has some love they want to spare, I would definitely appreciate it. (sighs and begins to walk out) When Raina walked out of the confessional door, she peered in Team Water's room and saw Bronwyn and Scott sharing multiple laughs as she headed to the dining area. As she was walking, Wally ran past her and knocked her down immediately; he stumbled, but continued to run, clutching a couple pairs of underwear in his hand. Getting up and frustrated, Raina brushed herself off and yelled to herself, "Is this Pick on Raina Day? What did I do?!" Instantly, Russell and William ran and bumped into Raina as well, causing all three to fall to the floor. Wally casually walked over to all three of them and dangled the underwear in Russell and William's faces, "Looks like no dice for you, losers." "Give me back my stuff!" Russell shouted at Wally, angrily. William butted in, "And mine! Wally, we're on the same team!" "Say I'm team leader," Wally calmly responded. William got angry, "No! You don't have the artistic quality to lead a group as lacking as us! It should be me!" As William was explaining himself, Wally shrugged his shoulders and walked over to a nearby window, opened it, and dangled it out the window. He slyly commented, "I'm team leader, or they all go out the window." "This has nothing to do with me, why do you have mine!?" Russell asked, confused. Then, William exploded, "I've had it with you! All you've done is tried to make my life here miserable! We just started this game! What's your deal?" Wally burped as a response to show off his indifference; at that point, William looked over at Russell with a discerning look on his face and extended his hand to him. They both began smiling maliciously, picked each other up, and made two fighting stances. Confused, Wally slimmed his eyelids down as Raina crept away and headed towards the dining hall again. As this was going on, the rest of Team Earth was in the dining hall with the remainder of Team Wind, Blake, Natalia, and Team Fire. The teams combined the tables and decided to have breakfast completely together--all but Garrett, Albert, and Mia, who were off at a different table. Tina was picking at her food, "I can't eat much of this. I have to watch this figure of mine." Obviously, Angelina mumbled something under her breath as she took a bite out of her food. "I'm-I'm sorry. What was that?" Tina sternly replied. Angelina rose her voice, "I said that you have to get a figure--and I don't mean the one you had at age 13--before you can worry about losing one!" K.C. put his hands over his mouth, dubbed his voice to sound like a nature show voice-over and announced, "Notice these fascinating specimen around us. Observe how the skinnier, louder, attention-grabbing rhinoceros immediately lashes out at the fatter, whinier, ghetto-glamour one. Could we be seeing an example of domination amongst the pack?" Laughter was sporadically heard around the table. "Who are you to talk about maintaining a figure?!" Tina angrily responded. Hilda rose up and put her fist in the air, "You tell 'em, gir-gir--" She stopped and leaned into Julie, "Is it girlfriend? Is that the saying?" Laughing, Julie shook her head 'yes'. Getting the confirmation, Hilda raised her fist in the air again. Tina swiftly smiled after seeing Hilda and continued, "That's not a figure. Last time I checked, the egg-shape with a cracked face was never in." K.C. continued his monologue, "Look closely as the more ghetto rhino. Observe how she takes offense immediately and retaliates with an even stronger attack with the help of some other minority friends from her hoard of friends. We're getting some good footage and notes, don't you think, assistant Julie?" K.C. nudged Julie which caused her to laugh wholeheartedly. K.C. forwarded himself, "The rhinoceros is a very complex creature, it--" "Shut up, K.C.!" Tina and Angelina both said as they were getting tired of his comments. As the laughter around the table spread, applause was heard. Then, instantly, a huge explosion-like noise was heard. "What was that--" Blake wondered, and then corrected himself, "--You know, not like I can't cover it." Blake and the rest of the people sitting at the huge table got up and left to see what the noise was. K.C.: Nobody knew what that big bang was, but I just know it screwed me over. But, whatever, you know? I think I'm earning huge points with Julie. That's right. (relaxes in the confessional chair) I can make the ladies laugh. (chairs breaks down, causing K.C. to fall) The others ran over to see that Wally was knocked out against the wall, sitting down. On the other side of D.O.J.O., Russell and William were standing with the others' hand in one hand and their underwear in the others, maintaining fighting stances. They both were about to shout out battle cries when Chris walked in and saw Wally. "Rule number 2,438: Drama must not be caused unless I am there to cause it. See also rules 4, 207, 482 (a), 482 (c), 1,114, and 1,989 (d) for some more information." Looks were exchanged around the room as Angelina outright asked, "What happened in here?" William went to answer her, "We had to teach Wally a little lesson about privacy." Angelina looked over at Wally and then walked over and high-fived William, "Good job, runt. You stood up for something." "Thanks... I think?" William responded. Chris came into the picture again, "As the rest of the stragglers come in, I need to explain what's going on today. Another Wu has officially been revealed. We're about to stop at the world's largest power plant. In its core holds the Eye of Dashi. The Eye of Dashi is a very powerful Wu that has the ability to shoot lightning blasts through its eye center. It's a very treasured Wu I made." "Then, why isn't it called the Eye of McLean? Or the Eye of Chris? Who's Dash-i?" Alyssa pondered. Mia threw her two cents in, "Maybe he wanted someone's name to be on something he made. Like a blog post you don't write--man, I love those. Some people do that all the time, I only do it 62% of mine." Laughter was heard amongst the crowd as Maxwell shouted from the back, "Or maybe he couldn't afford it!" The laughter roared after his comment which slightly infuriated Chris. "Oh, so you like to laugh?" Chris walked over to a lever and pulled it. Instantly, the floor below the chosen ones disappeared and they all fell down and hit the ground right in front of the enormous power plant. Groans and moans were heard on the ground as D.O.J.O. landed with Chris coming out, laughing even harder than the group of contestants earlier, "Yeah, well, I like laughing, too, guys! So thanks! Here we are: your next challenge... or your tombstone, whichever comes first!" Chris opened the doors and the contestants, behind Chris, looked in to see what they could observe. Electricity was running everywhere, figuratively and literally. "Whoaaaaaa," Blake's mouth hung open to the sight. Bradley flailed his limbs a bit, "You can feel the vibes in here, bro." "That you can, Bradley, that you can," Chris approved. "Wait," Eleanor cautioned and pointed off-distance, "what's that?" Her finger led to an obstacle course. The course consisted of a river of waste with huge, metal barrels in it, four horizontal beams made of varying substances that stretched across the room, and an electric fence. "That, that right there, is your next challenge. The ultimate, extreme, death-defying, shocking--haha--obstacle course!" Chris answered her. Natalia scoffed in the background, "Who puts an obstacle course in a power plant?" Chris replied, "The same people that gave you such a big mouth but no brain to compliment it!" K.C. guessed, "Mother Nature can make power plants?" Chris slapped his forehead and continued on, "The task here is extremely simple, but trust me, if you stay in this game for a while, you're gonna miss stuff like this! If you look far down to the electric fence, at the top, you will see the center of the power plant--the Eye of Dashi. Retrieve it first to win immunity for your team. Last place or whoever loses a Showdown today will be going to the graveyard!" Gasps were heard around the group. Chris laughed and corrected himself, "I'm just kidding, guys! What do you guys take me for? A deranged host bent on exploiting kids for money?!" The crowd yelled "YES!" out to him as Chris wiped a tear from his face, "You guys know me so well. Anyway, challenge begins in 10 seconds; take your starting line at the--Whoa, I almost forgot. Before the challenge, we 'randomly' decided who was going to be representing each team for this shocking experience! For Team Water, we have selected Scott!" Scott wrapped his guitar around Bronwyn and stepped up to the starting line; Bronwyn blushed once again. "Team Earth will be utilizing Julie--hadn't heard much from her since she's been here!" Chris continued. "Me!?" Julie looked afraid. "But, I have a medical condition! I have, uhh... umm... irritable bowel syndrome!" The rest of Team Earth groaned at hearing Julie while the other teams laughed. K.C. tried to condone her, "Maybe you should get that checked out?" "Or, maybe you should just go for me," Julie looked over and smiled at him awkwardly. Nearly hypnotized, K.C. raised his hand and stated to Chris, "I would like to withdraw Julie from today's challenge due to her irritable bowel syndrome. Because she has irritable bowel syndrome, I would like to go in her place." "Okay, can we please stop saying bowels? I feel gross." Albert chimed in. Chris shook his head in disgust and gave K.C. a thumbs-up. He went through his papers, "Who do we have for Team Fire? Uhh--CHEF!" At that point, Chef Hatchet ran over, gave Chris a form, and backflipped out of the area. "Team Fire has Mia! My favorite!" Chris sarcastically told everyone. Mia shrugged her shoulders and stepped up to the starting line with Scott and K.C. While Chris was trying to think of Team Wind's representative, Garrett yanked Mia off to the side and they began discussing game plans. "Finally, I believe we decided that Alyssa will be repping for Team Wind!" Chris announced. "We have our four people! Scott, K.C., Mia, and Alyssa, please head to the guillotine-- er, staring line!"

The four contestants positioned themselves along the starting line as Chris informed, "So, the power plant obstacle course is as follows: First, you'll have to cross a radioactive river by hopping along barrels that may or may not be able to support your body weight! Next, you'll have to semi-monkey-bar your way up to the generator platform using one of those beams up there, and finally, try to somehow make it over the electric fence that separates you from the generator! Got it?" Alyssa was taking notes on her hand, and asked, "Wait, can you repeat that last part?" "Go!" Chris grinned, waving a checkered flag. Scott sped ahead, with K.C. not far behind. An unprepared Alyssa straggled along behind with Mia, who calmly strolled through the course.

Mia: I don't run. At most, I power-walk. But I don't run.

Scott was the first to reach the river of radioactive waste. He pulled out a quarter from his pocket and tossed it into the river. It burst into flames. "... Oh," Scott nervously chuckled. He looked down at his feet. "Jetbootsu!" The supernatural boots propelled him into the air. K.C. noticed this and gasped. "Oh, no, you don't! Third-Arm Sash!" The sash extended and yanked Scott back to the ground. Scott pulled out the Mantis Flip Coin. K.C. groaned, "Why'd you guys end up with all the useful Wu?" "Mantis Flip Coin!" Scott yelled as he shrugged, then effortlessly flipped across the river, making sure to land on barrels. K.C. stomped his foot in frustration which caused the entire course to shake, knocking over Alyssa and Mia. A large rock was pieced out of the ground and tossed into radioactive river. It floated. "Cool!" K.C. enthused, as he hopped on the rock and rafted his away across the river.

Meanwhile, in the peanut gallery, Eleanor and Hilda chatted. "So how much do you adore your feline companions?" Hilda inquired. Eleanor purred, "I feed them before I feed myself!" Garrett butted in and commented, "That's... not healthy." "No one asked you!" Eleanor snapped. "Go somewhere!" Garrett shook his head and turned his attention back to the obstacle course. He squinted. "What the heck is Mia doing?" Mia sat cross-legged in front of the radioactive river with her eyes closed. "This is no time to be meditating!" Garrett growled. "Get across that river!" Mia yelled back in frustration, "And how am I supposed to do that?! All I have is the Star Hanabi and the Ring of the Nine Dragons--" As she announced both Wu, the Star Hanabi shot out a stream of fire downwards that sent Mia flying. At the same time, the Ring of the Nine Dragons split her into two Mia's, both of which landed on the other side of the river. The other contestants gasped. "This should be interesting," Chris said, raising an eyebrow.

Both Mia's looked at each other in confusion. One Mia chuckled, "You look pretty." The other Mia sneered, "You look demented. How do I reverse this? Do I always look this idiotic?" Before anyone could answer, Alyssa yelled, "Sword of the Stoooooo--" The sword sent her flying across the river, but caused her to crash into one of the Mia's. "Oh, heh, sorry," Alyssa apologized. "What the heck is your problem?!" Mia snapped. Alyssa blinked. "I'm... sorry." "You're welcome!" the other Mia blankly smiled. Alyssa blinked again, then rubbed her eyes. After staring at both Mia's, she fainted.

Alyssa: (holding an ice pack to her head) What... is... happening...

Scott and K.C. were now neck-and-neck at the second portion of the obstacle course. There were four beams leading up to the generator platform, one made of ice, another made of rock, and the other two made of metal. "Well, duh, metal," the two boys stated. Scott jumped up and grabbed one of the metal beams but immediately let go of it. "Gah! Holy crap, that's hot!" K.C. jumped up and grabbed the other one, but the beam ended up being made of rubber and completely empty on the inside. "What the...?" "If it isn't already obvious enough," Chris announced through his megaphone, "You've got to pick the beam that matches your element." Scott groaned and grabbed the beam made of ice, and at the same time, K.C. grabbed the beam made of rock.

As the two boys trudged upwards, Alyssa and the two Mia's jogged to the beams. "This is such a stupid challenge," one of the Mia's said. "I like running!" the other giggled. Alyssa looked directly at the camera and mouthed, "What is going on?!" "You're an idiot," the first Mia told the other. "You're pretty," the second Mia replied. The first Mia attempted to trip the second Mia, but as their legs touched, they snapped together and morphed into one single Mia. Alyssa nearly fainted again as Mia looked around, confused. "Why am I running? What the heck is going on?" "That's what I want to know!" Alyssa told her.

As the girls grabbed their respective beams, the boys were already halfway across. "Alright, sorry, dude, but I've gotta win this," K.C. said as he dug through his pockets. "Tangle Web Comb!" He aimed the comb at Scott, but the comb's strings had different ideas and turned back to the girls. They wrapped Mia and Alyssa together, to their beams, similar to a woman on a railroad track. Mia groaned. "This challenge is getting on my last nerve." She wriggled around and yelled, "Star Hanabi!" Flames shot out of the star-shaped jewel and snapped the comb's strings, freeing the girls. "Now, time to play dirty," Mia smirked as she aimed it to Scott's beam. "Star Hanabi!" The flames from her Wu melted Scott's beam and sent him plummeting to the ground of the power plant. "Aw, c'mon, man, that's lame!"

K.C. was the first to reach the generator platform. He squinted and noticed a gleaming object inside of the generator, which was surrounded by an electric fence. He grinned. "The Eye of Dashi." He pulled out his team's latest Wu and pounded against the fence's control system. "Fist of Tebigong!" As he did so, Alyssa and Mia reared up behind him. "Ah!" At the exact same time, the three of them used their elemental Wu. "Sword of the Storm!" "Star Hanabi!" "Fist of Tebigong!" A tornado-shaped flame spat out rocks throughout the entire power plant, and smoke made it impossible to see a thing. "The Eye of Dashi is mine!" K.C. proudly announced, holding it up ass the smoke cleared. Alyssa looked at him, then unsurely said, "Um, K.C..." As K.C. held up the Wu, he also held up Mia, who also had her hand on the Eye of Dashi. "Oh, well, great," he grumbled.

Mia sighed. "I suppose I have to challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown." She looked around the room for a second, then gasped. "Aha! The game will be Name That Band. A song from an obscure band's latest album will be played and we'll have to identify it." "... Um, no," K.C. opposed. "How about a game of hot potato... but with radioactive barrels. Whoever lets the barrel drop loses. My Third-Arm Sash against your Ring of the Nine Dragons!" Mia folded her arms. "Fine, then." Their eyes met each others and they declared, "Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!"

The power plant turned into a circular, completely metal arena. A green, radioactive river cut across the center of it. Several beams of rock and heated metal cut across the arena in a jungle-gym fashion. K.C. and Mia were positioned on opposite ends of the arena. "Gong Yi Tampai!" they chanted, as a barrel fell into K.C.'s hands out of nowhere. "Geez, this is heavy," K.C. grunted as he ran with the cumbersome barrel. "Wait a minute, I don't have to carry this. Third-Arm Sash!" The sash extended and grabbed the barrel for K.C. as he ran to Mia. "Catch!" He tossed the barrel to Mia, who jumped and caught it. "Ugh, you're right, this weighs a ton." She pursed her lips for a second. "I'm probably going to regret this, but... Ring of the Nine Dragons!" She split herself into five Mia's. One Mia knelt on the edge of the radioactive river and looked at her reflection. "Pretty green! Teehee!" Another Mia shook her head and said, "Barrel get! Barrel get!" "Yes, yes, barrel!" the other Mia's chimed. From afar, K.C. scratched his head. "Um..."

The five Mia's grabbed the barrel, and with their combined strength, hurled it to K.C.. "Whoa, crap!" K.C. gasped. "Third-Arm Sash!" The sash grabbed the barrel moments before potentially exploding against a beam. "Woo, way to go, K.C.!" Julie cheered from the sidelines, clapping. Angelina looked at her and asked, "How's that irritable bowel syndrome going, huh?" Julie quickly put her hands down and stuttered, "Uh, um, it's receding a bit." "Mm-hmm," Angelina muttered. Back in the arena, K.C. hopped on a beam made of rock and hurled the barrel at the group of Mia's, who caught it and tossed it right back at him. K.C. yelled, "Third-Arm Sash!", however, as the sash made its way to the barrel, it got caught in a mess of intervening beams. In response to this, K.C. leaped towards the barrel and tried to catch it, but missed. The barrel crashed against a beam and spilled, which caused the power plant to return to its regular state.

"Yay!" the five Mia's cheered, holding the Ring of the Nine Dragons, Third-Arm Sash, and Eye of Dashi. K.C. slowly walked back to his team. "Um... sorry, guys." His team, obviously displeased, did not reply, except for Julie, who scolded, "You idiot! How did you not see the beams in the way? They were literally. Right. There. Seriously! Even I could've done better!" Everyone froze and directed their attention to Julie, panting in exasperation. "... J-Julie?" K.C. stuttered. Julie suddenly stopped. "Um. I... mean........ Oh, darn, that irritable bowel syndrome is acting up again, hehe, um... I'll be back in a bit." She sped off to the D.O.J.O. as Chris announced, "Well, then. Uh. Even though Team Water technically got last place, because of the showdown, we'll be seeing Team Earth at the Banishment Ceremony! This'll be good."

At the Banishment Ceremony, the six members of Team Earth sat in the bleachers, completely isolated from each other. Chris walked in and paused. "Wow. I can smell the tension in here. No, seriously, someone needs to start using deodorant." Russell awkwardly sniffed himself and blushed. "Aaaanywho, Team Earth, since this is your first time here, here's how it works. If I call your name, you're safe. Whoopdee-doo. If you end up being the unlucky sap whose name isn't called out, you're gonna have to take off your Belt of Life, walk down the Pathway of Shame, and take the Drop of Shame all the way back home." "So, let's begin! Bradley, you're safe."

Bradley: So K.C. lost the challenge for us, and lost us the Third-Arm Sash. That Wu was so cool, dude. But Russell's been getting on my last nerve, especially since we would've lost the last challenge because of him if we actually had an elimination! Not to mention, Angelina and Tina are the most annoying chicks on the planet. Seriously. I can't go ten minutes without them arguing or yelling or trying-to-kill-each-other-with-Wu-ing... and then Julie... what the heck was that about?

"Next up... Tina..." Angelina frowned. "... And Angelina." Tina snapped, "Why do people always put our names together? I don't deserve that kind of punishment." "Don't make it sound like I enjoy it either," Angelina scoffed, rolling her eyes. "You're both annoying, we get it," Chris groaned. "Russell. You're safe too." Russell breathed a sigh of relief, as Chris looked at Julie and K.C.. He chuckled, "Well, well, well, our ex-lovebirds. Where did you guys go wrong? K.C., well, you lost the challenge. Big time error right there. And Julie, do you really have -- I feel disgusting saying this -- 'irritable bowel syndrome'? Actually, are any of the things you say really true?" K.C. gave Julie a broken glance, but Julie quickly looked away. "In any case, the final contestant who is still in the game is... K.C." Julie stood up, gave Chris her belt, grabbed a parachute, and took the Drop of Shame without saying a word.

K.C.: I didn't vote for Julie. I couldn't. I just... I couldn't.

"Well," Chris commented, looking for any reaction to Julie's departure, and receiving none. "That was a depressing ending. Tune in next week for more totality, more drama, and hopefully, more showdowns, only on Total... Drama... Showdown!"

Chapter Seven: TBA TBA Bbhinton15 & Kgman04

Color Code
NAME: This player was male.

NAME: This player was female.

WATER: This player's element was Water.

FIRE: This player's element was Fire.

WIND: This player's element was Wind.

EARTH: This player's element was Earth.

WIN (XS): This player won invincibility for him/her self or team (by succeeding in a Xiaolin Showdown).

WIN: This player was on the winning element team.

IN: This player neither won nor lost.

IN: This player was on the losing element team but was deemed safe during the Banishment Ceremony.

LOW: This player was on the losing element team but deemed safe last during the Banishment Ceremony.

XS: This player failed in a Xiaolin Showdown.

OUT (XS): This player was banished during the Banishment Ceremony (by failing in a Xiaolin Showdown).

Glossary
Listed below are definitions of terms and phrases that may seem unfamiliar to some readers.

Earth - Earth is the element possessed by the fourth quadrant of Chosen Ones: Angelina, Bradley, Julie, K.C., Russell, and Tina.

Element - ''An element is the most essential part of life in the Total Drama Showdown universe. The Chosen Ones are shown to possess one of the four classical elements--Water, Fire, Wind, or Earth--each with their own unique powers and abilities.''

Eye of Dashi - ''The Eye of Dashi is a powerful Wu that emits lightning from its central gem.

Fire - Fire is the element possessed by the third quadrant of Chosen Ones: Albert, Eleanor, Garrett, Hilda, Mia, and Thomas.

Fist of Tebigong - The Fist of Tebigong is an Earth-elemental Wu that allows its user to create tremors, earthquakes, and manipulate any type of strong material by punching down on it.

Jetbootsu - ''The Jetbootsu is a Wu that grants its user the ability to flight and to defy gravity.

Legendary Mystic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu - ''The Legendary Mystic Supernatural Shen Gong Wu, or Wu for short, are powerful, mythical objects created by Chris McLean, who is responsible for hiding them around the world for the Chosen Ones to recover. Wu each have one function unless combined with another and can be activated for use by simply calling out its name. Shen Gong Wu is also another shortened term used to identify these objects.''

Lotus Twister - The Lotus Twister is a flower-shaped Wu that allows its user to stretch his or her arms and legs far distances and heights.

Mantis Flip Coin - The Mantis Flip Coin is a coin-shaped Wu that gives its user the power to soar great heights the act of flipping and jumping.

Orb of Tornami - The Orb of Tornami is a Water-elemental Wu that allows the users to control the waters and create storms and floods at will.

Ring of the Nine Dragons - ''The Ring of the Nine Dragons is a ring-shaped Wu when, worn on the finger, allows a user to divide into as many as nine. However, the division of characters divides everything within the user.''

Shroud of Shadows - The Shroud of Shadows is a sheet, or shroud, that when draped around any object, makes the object completely transparent and invisible.

Star Hanabi - ''The Star Hanabi is a Fire-elemental, star-shaped Wu. The jewel in the center creates firestorms and allows the user to manipulate fire in any way possible.''

Sword of the Storm - The Sword of the Storm is a Wind-elemental Wu that possesses the power to create heavy windstorms and allows the user to manipulate the power of the air around him or her.

Tangle Web Comb - ''The Tangle Web Comb is a Wu in the shape of a comb. When used, it shoots out vine-like strings that entangle the target. The strings can only be broken out of using absolute focus.''

Third-Arm Sash - ''The Third-Arm Sash is a Wu that is worn around clothing. It gives its user a small, mechanical third arm that can stretch to short and far distances, capable of many abilities.''

Water - Water is the element possessed by the first quadrant of Chosen Ones: Blake, Bronwyn, Natalia, Raina, Scott, and Zane.

Wind - Wind is the element possessed by the second quadrant of Chosen Ones: Alice, Alyssa, Isadora, Maxwell, Wally, and William.

Xiaolin Showdown - ''In the Total Drama Showdown universe, a Xiaolin Showdown occurs when two opposing players touch a Wu with each trying to claim the Wu for his or her own. One player is to challenge the other, getting the privilege to choose the Showdown challenge or obstacle that is needed to be conquered. In order to start a Xiaolin Showdown, both players must have at least one Wu in possession to wager in the battle. The victor of the Showdown keeps the Wu (s)he wagered, wins the Wu wagered by the opponent, and claims the Wu that started the Showdown, totaling three.''