User blog comment:Freefalling Lilacs/Valentine's Day One-Shots/@comment-1844926-20120107003848/@comment-1153194-20120107005415

Now we're throwing out crack pairings? Well, any couple with Eva is usually crack... *tries to think up a crack pairing*

Harold and Gwen?

Gwen: Harold... I shouldn't have hit you so hard with that shovel.

Harold: Gosh! It's okay. Gosh!

Gwen: I only did it, because I couldn't express... my feelings for you.

Harold: It's probably just a gas baby.

Gwen: No Harold. I love you!

Harold: Sweet!

... Sorry for taking your inevitable idea in advance... Sorry, again.