Izzy and Friends and The McGuffin Quests

So to make a long story short, I had a weird dream and my internet was out. So I decided to write and ended up writing my dream into a story. So basically Izzy (and friends) go on a quest for The McGuffin in different places. And nothing makes any sense, but it being my story, that's expected. So I'll write more of these short stories eventually.

Chapter 1 Izzy and Friends; Genies, Flying Camels and the McGuffin Quest
A long, long, long, long, time ago in 2008, Izzy had a vision of sugarplums dancing in her head. After talking to her friends about her dream they all agreed; they would go through the desert to find the Temple of Fanfiction Allusions and References, to find the McGuffin. And they may stop at Apple Bees on the way cause they were craving some boneless barbecue wings and they had a coupon…

“Izzy?” Bridgette asks. “Where did you get your hair?”

“I scalped it from some chick in India,” Izzy replies.

“Cool!” Bridgette says. “I wish had some hair from India.”

“Well you’re in luck!” Izzy says. “Because guess what’s in that chocolate pie you guys are eating?”

“Hair?” Noah asks.

“No silly,” Izzy says. “My S**T!”

Everyone throws up.

“I told you you shouldn’t have let her borrow your copy of The Help,” Noah says before throwing up.

“Seriously,” Izzy states before upchucking again.

“Why are you throwing up?” Noah asks annoyed.

“I felt left out,” Izzy states.

Izzy and her five friends were in the desert, trying to find the Temple of Fanfiction Allusions and References… and an Apple Bees. They were traveling on a magical flying Camel named Kaboobie, who was walking on foot rather than flying, because an image of all of them riding a flying camel walking through a desert seemed cool to me.

“Why am I here?” Heather asks. “None of you even like me!”

“We love you Heather!” Bridgette states. “But only for your body.”

Heather sighs. “I know.”

“I don’t love Heather for her body,” Noah states.

“That’s cause you love Cody for his body!” Izzy states.

“No,” Noah states.

“You love Katie for her body?” Izzy asks.

“No,” The High I.Q. replies.

“Eva?” The psycho asks.

“No,” Noah replies.

“Well you’re out of fan preferred pairings bub so be happy dying alone!” Izzy shouts.

“It’s better than your company,” Noah replies.

“Um why am I here?” Dawn asks. “I don’t even know you!”

“Yeah,” Izzy replies. “But I’m a fan of Dott and I needed a new generation contestant.”

“Oh yeah,” Staci says. “My great, great, great, grandpa’s cousin twice removed invented the new generation contestants. Before that there was Total Drama World Tour and everyone sang off key.”

“Why she is here?” Noah asks.

“I like her,” Izzy states.

“When are we getting to this stupid place?” Heather asks. “And an Apple Bees.”

“Whenever we reach that part in the plot,” Izzy replies.

“What plot?” Noah asks.

“My great, great cousin on my mom’s side invented plot holes,” Staci states. “Before that everything sense. And my great, great, great, great, great, aunt invented two cents. Before that you had to gave one cent to give your opinion yeah.”

“Are we lost?” Bridgette asks.

“Don’t worry everyone,” Izzy says. “Kaboobie knows where he is going. Right Kaboobie?”

“Moo,” Kaboobie replies.

“That means yes,” Izzy states. “I speak camel.”

“He was speaking cow,” Noah states.

“You’re a cow!” Izzy yells.

“Seriously,” Heather says. “You’re such a fatty Noah, with your jelly belly. Patty Fatty.”

“Maybe I should be bulimic like you,” Noah states.

“If you want to be bulimic you should eat more of my pie!” Izzy yells.

“Guys we have a problem!” Bridgette shouts.

“What?” Dawn asks.

“There is a wild cupcake!” Bridgette shouts pointing. “AND IT’S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!”

“Everyone stay still,” Dawn warns. “There eyesight is based on movement. And their ITunes music.”

“Oh no!” Izzy yells. “It’s listening to Katy Perry’s Hot N Cold! That’s so 2008!”

“Cause you’re hot than you’re cold, you’re yes than you’re no,” Noah sings. “You’re in than you’re out, you’re up than you’re down.”

“We lost Noah!” Dawn shouts.

“Quick let’s feed him to cupcake and escape while it’s brutally murdering him,” Heather suggests.

“That’s a great idea!” Izzy cheers.

She throws Noah to the cupcake.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Noah screams in agony. “I’m dying!”

“Cool story bro,” Izzy replies.

“You know we could have just shot it with a shotgun,” Bridgette states pointing to a pile of loaded shotguns next to Izzy.

“Nah,” Izzy replies. “His death will seem cool when they make a lifetime movie about this. Now let’s go.”

As they leave Noah head is flung in Izzy’s cleavage.

“Cool!” Izzy cheers. “Now we can strap his head to a monkey and bring the head back to life with the power of Goldfish! Then will have a sidekick and we can punch my mom for not giving me Kool-Aid! HA!”

Then Izzy eats Dawn.

“Look that cupcake died from overeating!” Heather says. “Noah was too fat for the cupcake. The Patty Fatty.”

“Guys I’m bored,” Bridgette states.

“I know!” Izzy says. “Let’s take off our tops and make out!”

“Izzy!” Bridgette yells. “That’s a great idea!”

“I’ll film it!” Heather volunteers.

“My great, great, great, grandma’s grandma’s pet dog’s triplets invented lesbians,” Staci states. “Before that men’s fantasies weren’t as perverted.”

“Baa,” Kaboobie states.

“Kaboobie’s right,” Izzy says. “The censors won’t let us. But look we’re here at the Temple of Fanfiction Allusions and References!”

They enter the temple…to discover it’s a cheap hotel!

“We went all this way to go to a hotel?” Heather asks.

“My great, great, great, great, uncle invented hotels,” Staci states. “Before that when people went places they had to sleep on the ground and people tripped on the sleeping people. And my great, great, great, great, great, great, aunt’s sister found out how to tie shoelaces because my great, great, grandfather made shoelaces yeah.”

“Are you done?” Heather asks.

“Look a check in!” Staci points out.

“Hey,” The hotel manager replies.

“Wait a minute aren’t you the author of this?” Izzy asks.

“Yeah,” The manager replies.

“And you also write Total Drama What The Heck right?” Izzy asks.

“Yes,” The manager replies. “I do. You guys know Julie right?”

BANG!

Izzy shoots the author with the previous mentioned shotguns.

“What did you do?” Bridgette asks.

“I did the world a favor,” Izzy says licking the shotgun.

“Amen,” Bridgette says.

“Finally,” Heather says.

“Yeah,” Staci says.

“Oh my god,” Heather says pointing. “They have an Apple Bees in this crappy temple!”

Transition to Izzy and friends almost finished at Apple Bees

“And my great, great, great, great, great, uncle made Total Deception Island,” Staci says. “Before that there was Total Drama: Best of the Best which my…

“Shut it,” Heather states. “Or so help me…”

“And my great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather’s grandfather made Legacy,” Staci says. “And like 50 billion wiki grandchildren along with JustLittleOlMe.”

“That’s it!” Heather yells.

Then Heather and Staci make out.

“Oh and I couldn’t make out with Bridgette topless?” Izzy asks. “What’s with that Kaboobie?”

“Cho, Cho,” Kaboobie says.

“What’s going on?” Noah asks.

“Oh hey Noah,” Izzy says. “We fed you to an evil cupcake and your head came off so I put it on a monkey that’s been taking drugs and brought your head back to life with the power of goldfish! So now you’re like Frankenstein’s head on a drugged up monkey! And were at the temple and I got a keychain at the gift shop!”

“Please some kill me,” Noah begs.

Suddenly a float genie head appears.

“I am here to grant you three wishes!” The genie exclaims.

“Why?” Heather asks.

“…I’m lonely,” The poor floating genie head says.

“I wish this made sense!” Noah exclaims.

“I’m not a miracle worker,” The genie exclaims.

“Well then I was my head wasn’t on a monkey!” Noah shouts.

“Your wish is my command,” The floating genie head says. “Your head will not be on a monkey!”

“Thank you,” Noah says.

“It will be on two monkeys!”

“What?” Noah asks. A second monkey grows out of Noah’s head.

“Oh I wish for there to be a third monkey under Noah’s head!” Izzy states.

“Really?” Noah asks.

“So you wish it, so it shall be!” the genie exclaims.

Then a third monkey grows from Noah’s head.

“You have one final wish,” The floating genie head states.

“I know,” Bridgette says. “I wish we had a great dessert to have!”

“Ok,” The genie says.

The genie summons some brownies.

“I made them myself,” The floating genie head states.

Izzy and friends quickly grab them and start eating.

“These are great!” Izzy exclaims.

“Yeah,” Staci says.

“Seriously,” Heather states.

“I agree,” Dawn’s ghost says.

“I have three monkeys connected to my zombie head!” Noah yells.

“These are so good,” Bridgette states. “What did you make them out of?”

“Oh nothing,” The floating genie head says. “…Just my S**T!"

Izzy and friends throw up.

THE END