User blog:Fanfiction2010/Yo Momma!

I was wondering what to blog. I got the idea from my sister to tell yo momma jokes.

Here are some of the best yo momma jokes. The worst yo momma jokes.
 * Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
 * Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
 * Yo momma had such a big secret that it's bigger than Victoria's.
 * Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell from the sky.
 * Yo momma's so fat that kids use her as a trampoline
 * Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest; they said "Sorry, no professionals."
 * Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
 * Yo momma's so ugly that the rice Krispies don't even talk to her.
 * Yo momma's so stupid; she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
 * Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red the kids all scream "The Kool-Aid Man!"
 * Yo momma's so blond she's blond
 * Yo momma's so stupid that when she missed Bus 44 she took Bus 22 twice.
 * Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We are family, even though you're bigger than me"

If you have any other yo momma jokes leave a comment here.

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Oh and my chapter of Heroes VS Villains will be fully up on Thursday.

Bye!

Peace to all the world.