User blog comment:Shadowgeoff/The WIA Test/@comment-1874924-20111225175137

1. What do you see yourself doing in 1952 years? 2. Why do you like cake? 3. Is the cake you like a lie? 4. Who has the moves like swagger? 5. Are you willing to get plastic surgery to look like Heidi Montag? Gender-flipping isn't really my thing. Besides, I have no knowledge of Heidi Montag and can't be bothered to look up her Wikipedia article. 6. 7. Do you have a problem with me skipping #6? 8. Are cows black and yellow? 9. Is Lady Gaga from the year 3000? 10. Do you have a problem with me forgetting the last question?
 * It's a tossup between chilling in the afterlife and muddling through another incarnation. I'll have to check the schedule and get back to you.
 * It's natures most perfect food, if you're not too concerned with minutiae like nutritional value and calorie count. ("Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.")
 * Well, I've had some that were definitely stretching the truth.
 * The idyllic poet Archibald Grosvenor. He is called "Archibald the All-Right", for he is infallible.
 * We interrupt this program for a message from the Emergency Broadcast System. *War of the Worlds radio play follows. Everyone thinks it's real, and panics*
 * We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. You can stop panicking now.
 * They certainly could be, after a dust bath in the right type of soil or if they have too many sunflower blossoms in their diet.
 * No, she's from Muppet Labs.
 * I thought it was a sequel hook.