User blog:Owenandheatherfan/I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.


 * "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe


 * "Jerome is selfish, impatient and a little insecure. Jerome makes mistakes, Jerome is out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle Jerome at his worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve Jerome at his best." — Jerome


 * "I'm fat, overweight and morbidly obeeese. I eat food, I consume a large amount of calories and at times I'm very hungry. But if you can't feed me, then I will eat you." — OHF


 * "I'm a guy, not a girl, but I may be both. I can act weird sometimes, but a 'jk' will often save me. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then I'll dump you and make out with Otterpops... jk." — Manatee


 * "I'm red, I'm a dude, and I have a tendency to cancel stories. I think my writing sucks, even though it doesn't. But if you liked my last story, don't worry, I have a new idea." — Reddy


 * "I'm an intelligent individual, I am a proudly weird person, and I am the oldest person on this wiki. I enjoy Gilbert and Sullivan's poetry, as well as crepes and long walks on the beach. But if you think I use too many big words, look them up in the dictionary." — Gideon


 * "I'm sexy, I'm sexy, and I'm sexy. I'm very sexy, and every single person on this Wiki agrees. But if you can't handle my sexiness, don't worry, you're not alone." — MrD


 * "I'm Brazilian, I love Chelsey, and my last name is really hard to pronounce. I say shuashuashua and kkkkkkkk when I think something's funny. But if you want to marry Mila Kunis, too bad she's mine." — Bruno


 * "I'm a troll, I have many identities, and I like posting nude pictures of Eva. I continue to make sockpuppets, and I think the admins are mean. But if you think you can get rid of me, good luck with that." — QOS


 * "I'm immature, I have an jew-fro, and I just became an admin. My favorite number ever is 69, and I look like Harry Styles for some reason. But if you don't like perverted jokes, don't read my stories." — Toad


 * "I wear glasses, I am radical, and I have an entire series of stories about myself. Some people say that I look like that guy from Superbad. But if you think my stories don't have a Total Drama relation, go away." — Radi


 * "I'm anonymous, I'm an user, and I quit chat right after joining. No one knows anything else about me, so this quote will end now." — TAU


 * "I write many stories, there is a secret cult that prays to me, and cyan is the new green. I have the most popular stories on the wiki. If you don't like my stories, you've obviously never read them." — Sprink


 * I stalk, I'm a fan, and may or may not have purple hair. I write long comments on people's stories, but if you can't recognize me for anything other than creating Julie, then you need to leave the wiki. Now." — Rhonda


 * "I'm friendly, married to Gideon, and I like writing about animals. I consider everyone on the wiki my children! *hug* But if you don't vote Gull for president, I'll still love you!" — Jay


 *  "I'm a girl, I adore Lindsay, and I write in pink. ;3 I am proud to be one of the three (?) girls on this wiki. ;3 But if you don't like Lindsay, you probably don't exist. ;3" — Jess 


 * "I'm kind, mature, and I love cats. I am a certified ox repairer, willing to help anyone with a broken ox. But if you disagree with me when I say I'm ugly, I will not care about your opinion." — Indi


 * "I'm Canadian, I have awesome hair, and I left the wiki and will be gone for an unknown period of time. It's pronounced Mrodd, not em-rod. If you don't pronounce it like that, I'll have to go all Canadian on you." — Mrodd


 * "I am brand, I am B, I am Hinton. I'm awesome and I have fictitious afro that I rent out to a crazy red dude. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then go play in traffic." — BB

'''Please do not get offended by this. This is all meant in good fun. Everything here is over exaggerated, so please take this lightly. Also, please don't get mad if you're not included. Almost everything here was made by Trey, some were made by Manatee, Reddy made a quote, and I made one as well.'''