Last Stop on the Total Drama Train

Last Stop on the Total Drama Train is a story about thirteen contestants (all from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island) going around North America, visiting thirteen different locations, all from one contestant's different choice. There will be a challenge to determine the teams on Last Stop, but you'll have to find out what happens here on...

One: All Aboard the Drama Train
Chris: (at a train station) Hey there! Chris McLean here introducing another season of Total Drama. This season, I'm taking thirteen different contestants around North America to compete in series of challenges, where in the end, twelve will lose... badly!... but one will go home victoriously with one million dollars. This season, they have to go through... train tracks, horrible train food (Chef Hatchet spits on the soup, then the soup turns into flames), drama, mystery, celebrities, love, betrayal and even... murder? Welcome to the Last Stop on the Total Drama TRAIN!!!! (to the producer and cameraman) Was that good?... IT WAS?!... SWEET!!!!!... What do you mean we're still rolling? (Chris awkwardly turns to the camera)... let's start the show with our contestants, shall we? Anne Maria: Hey Chris McLean, my name is... Chris:...Anne Maria, I know. Welcome to Total Drama. Anne Maria: (angry at Chris) First off, don't ever ever EVVA interrupt me while I'm talking or I'll unleash the Jersey Shore on your-(censored with Chris saying "This is a bad sentence")-Got that?! Chris: (scared) Okay, just tell us something about yourself. Anne Maria: Well, I auditioned for Jersey Shore but they declined my application because I was fifteen at the time, but my damn cousin got the role. Chris: And your cousin is Snookie? Anne Maria: Nope, it's Sammi. Chris: But you look like... Anne Maria: I get that all the time. Chris: Ah. So, tell us about yourself, Anne Maria? Anne Maria: Well, first off I love my hair. (rocks on her hair) Hard as a rock! Chris: Well, I hate to be the sucker that gets hit with it. Onto our next contestant... B! (B walks past Chris)... Okay... Cameron! Cameron: Hey Chris, how are you? Did you get my memo? Chris: Yes we did, your mother made sure of that. (scene cuts to Chef throwing Cameron's memo in the train's engine) Chef: Alright, we're good for the next seventeen days. (Back to Chris and Cameron') Chris: Yeah, we're set. So tell us about yourself. Cameron: Well, I don't do anything unless my mother tells me to do something. Chris: (awkwardly) Okay... Dakota! Cameron: Wait... (Chris shoves Cameron on the train) Dakota: Hey Chris, I'm Dakota. Chris: Alright, so-(Dakota moves the camera on her) Dakota: I'M ON TV, DADDY! (Chris jumps in front of Dakota and moves the camera back to him) Chris: Alright, I can tell you're an attention hogger so I'm going to skip you. Dakota: Everyone! Text me at- Chris: (shoving Dakota in the train) Okay! Dawn, where are you? Dawn: Look on top of the train, Chris. Chris: Why are you up there. Dawn: Because an owl and a hawk gave me a ride here. Chris: (confused) Wait but how... Dawn: I'm totally in touch with nature and I can speak to animals. Chris: Really? That's awesome. Dawn: Yep... can someone help me down? Jo: I will! (Jo jumps on the train, grabs Dawn and jumps down) There we go. Dawn: Thanks. Chris: Everyone, this is our new jockette, Jo. Jo: Hey everyone, I like to workout and win everything! Chris: Good for you. Jo: HEY! I beat everyone that comes into my path! Lightning: Lightning here ready to win! Jo: NO! I'm gonna win! Lightning: Lightning arm wrestles you. Jo: BRING IT ON! (Arm wrestles Jo, but Chef throws the both of them in the train) Chris: Okay, here's Mike everyone. Mike: Hey Chr-(Zoey runs up to Mike) Zoey: (excited) Do you have a girlfriend? Mike: (enchanted by Zoey's looks) No, but I'll go out with you. Chris: Get on the train lover-birds. And here comes our next contestant... Sam! Sam: (walks by Chris while playing a Nintendo DS) What? (walks onto the train) Chris:...Staci! Staci: I knew one day I'll be on a show! My great-great-great-great... Chris: (shoves Staci on the train) UGH! Scott, can you be a little interesting? Scott: I like to cause drama and destroy people's lives. Chris: Oh, that's awesome! Now, cause some freaking drama on this show. Scott: Alright. Chris: Alright, now lets abroad the drama train... Courtney: Hold on a minute, Chris McLean! Chris: What are you doing here, Courtney? Courtney: Don't you dare think that you're going to start this show without me. Remember our deal from my lawsuit? Chris: Yeah but... Courtney: It states "Courtney could re-enter the game whenever she feel likes it". And since the game is still going on, I'm going to re-enter if you like it or not. And if you don't like it, my lawyers will argue. Chris: (to himself) Don't want to get into another lawsuit... (to Courtney) You're in, since we "like" you. (in confessional) "Like" her? In the production room, whenever we play darts, we use a picture of Courtney instead of the regular target thing... yeah we hate her. (in front of the train) Alright, you've just met our 14 contestants and it's time to start the show on the Drama Train. NOW BOARDING! Brick: (running) WAIT! YOU FORGOT ME! Chris: Oh, then run and get on here! (Brick jumps on the train) Brick: (panting) Thanks.

(inside the train) Anne Maria: This train isn't as pretty as I thought it is. Cameron: I think this train was stolen. Brick: How can you tell? Courtney: I think this logo can tell if this is stolen. (everyone looks) Dawn: This is the train that was stolen four months ago from that abandon airport that was suspiciously blown up by someone that was dress like a chef. (Chris and Chef enter) Chris: Hey everyone, what's up? Dawn: THAT'S THE GUY! Chris: (awkwardly) Okay... you guys are going to start your first challenge... right now! Courtney: Not really surprising, what's our challenge? Chris: Well, lets go to the storage room and you'll see. (in the storage room) Chris: Alright, there are fourteen of you guys, so I'm dividing the teams up into three team. The challenge: There are 10 blue tickets. The first five to find them will be placed on a team, but the first one to find a ticket names their team. Then, the remaining nine will have to fight to find the other five, when that happens, the five of you will agree on a team name. The four competitors will not only have a numbers disadvantage against the other two teams... I'm gonna name them! Staci: Uh Chris, I have a question? Chris: What is it, Staci? Staci: Is this the blue ticket you're talking about? Everyone: OH COME ON! Chris: Yep! Staci, you kinda won the challenge. Staci: Yay! Courtney: I have a feeling they're going to be placi-(Chris throws a blue ticket at Courtney)-Nevermind. Staci: Awww! You're part of Team Staci too?! Courtney: I guess- TEAM STACI?!?! Staci: Yep... or Team Holmes... Team Holmes. Courtney: (to Chris) Can I quit? Chris: Nope. (as the contestants look around; Jo, Silent B and Sam found tickets) Chris: Alright, Team Holmes is done with Staci, Courtney, Jo, Silent B and Sam! Courtney and Jo: Ugh! Chris: Okay, there are five tickets left. FIND THEM NOW! Zoey: So Mike, now that we're boyfriend-girlfriend, what to talk about marriage? Mike: Uhh...(in confessional) I like Zoey, A LOT! But I just met her like 5 minutes ago... but she is cute. (in the train) Uh... (Mike is hit in the head with a lamp) Anne Maria: (throwing objects away from her) Ugh, where's this ticket? Zoey: (looking inside the lamp) Oh my god! I found two tickets! Mike, we're on the same team! Mike: (old man persona) What? I can't hear you! Zoey: Okay. Anne Maria: WHAT?! Scott: I found a ticket, too! Cameron: SO DID I! Dakota: I fo- (Anne Maria punches Dakota and take her ticket) Anne Maria: FOUND ONE! Chris: Zoey, Mike, Scott, Cameron, Anne Maria, decide on a team name! Dakota, Dawn, Lightning and Brick, you guys are now the STOWAWAYS! Lightning: Stowaways? Brick: I can't be a "Stowaway", it's not me! Chris: I don't care! Zoey: We came up with a team name... The Collectors! Chris: Okay, we have our teams: Courtney, Jo, Sam, Silent B and Staci make Team Holmes... Zoey, Mike, Anne Maria, Scott and Cameron make Team Collectors... and Dawn, Dakota, Lightning and Brick make Team Stowaways. Now, now, find out what our teams have to do on our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

Two: Brawling in the Falls
Chris: On the LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN: We introduced to you thirteen brand new contestants competing in this season... but Courtney came back and just went along. The passengers had to look blue tickets to determine the teams. Staci found the first ticket and Courtney, Jo, Silent B and Sam were placed on her team. Meanwhile, Anne Maria stole Dakota's ticket so she can be with Zoey, Mike, Scott and Cameron. But, our future losers Dakota, Dawn, Lightning and Brick were just made into a team. We have three teams ready for our first team challenge and someone is getting the boot on the NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

(on the train) Staci: (with her team; talking very quickly) So, I was thinking maybe we can try to win every challenge so we can be the final five. Courtney: Uh, why did you name us "Team Holmes"? Staci: Because my great-great-great-great-aunt's ex-boyfriend was Sherlock Holmes! Jo: Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character. Staci: NO HE ISN'T! (starts crying and runs to the bathroom) Sam: That girl has some problems. Courtney and Jo: Agreed. (scene switches over to Team Collectors) Scott: Alright, we have to talk about strategy and- Zoey: So Mike, what's you favourite colour? Mike: Mine's blue, yours? Zoey: Mine's red. Mike: Mix those together, it makes a beautiful colour. Scott: Uh, guys, we're having a team meeting here. If you want to mate, go somewhere else. Zoey: Fine! Lets to on the coals and talk about movies. Mike: OKAY! (leaves) Anne Maria: About time. Scott: Ughh. (confessional) Zoey and Mike aren't paying attention to our teamwork. We're trying to survive the merge not be eliminated. (scene switches over to Team Stowaways) Dakota: So... uh... Lightning: Lightning thinks we're just going to lose every challenge. Brick: Lets just not talk and compete. Dakota: Yeah... where's Dawn? Lightning: Right above you. Dakota: (freaked out) AH! Dawn, stay in one place! Dawn: Sorry, I need to stay calm. (Chris walks in) Chris: Alright passengers, it's time for our first stop... NIAGARA FALLS! Everyone: YES! (in confessional) Cameron: I LOVE NIAGARA FALLS! Dakota: I lost my diamond necklace at Niagara Falls when I was ten, I'm able to find it now! (poses in front of the confessional camera) So, my number is 555-4...(Chef comes in takes her out of the confessional)

(near the Falls) Chris: Okay, you'll see three tightropes. The teams will cross the falls on these ropes and make it to the other side. The first team to cross wins, while the other team teams will compete in a elimination challenge. On your mark, get set... GO! Dakota: GUY! There's only four of us! I think we have this challenge all set. Brick: I'm going! (walks on the rope with Lightning while Dawn is on his shoulders) Dakota: Be right there... (poses for the camera man) (scene cuts to Team Holmes) Jo: (starting to walk on the tightrope) Come on guys, what are you waiting for? Staci: I'm too scared to walk. Courtney: I'm not walking on that tightrope. Sam: (playing his DS) What? Jo: What about you, B? (B hold up a piece of paper saying "I'm too big") Jo:...know what?! I'm crossing! (lifts up Courtney, throws Staci and Sam into B's arm and lifts up B and starts crossing the rope) (scene goes to Team Collectors'') Anne Maria: (looking at Jo) Damn, she's strong. Cameron: Mhm, so when are we going? Scott: I don't know. Chris: (shouting) Hey, you guys are slow! Team Holmes and Team Stowaway already passed at the same time! They won! YOU LOST! Scott: Damnit!... where's Zoey and Mike? (Anne Maria, Cameron and Scott look at Mike and Zoey making out on the other side) Scott: Nevermind... wait how did they get over there? Anne Maria: I have no ide- Chris: OKAY! Challenge time! So, you eleven will compete in the immunity challenge. Mike and Zoey: So what's our challenge? (gasp) We talked at the same time! (gasp and make out) Courtney: Chris, just tell us our challenge! Chris: Fine. Nothing like a good 'ol fashion Niagara Brawls battle. Staci: Niagara Brawls battle? Jo: Are we throwing people in the falls? (throws Mike into the falls) Mike: (screams) Chris: No Jo, and Zoey, you're competing for your team now. Zoey: Aw. Chris: Stowaways, Collectors, you will choose someone from your team to compete in the challenge. Staci, Courtney, B and Sam: Jo! Jo: Hey! Dakota: How about Brick? Brick: Nah, plus there's girl competing and it w- Dawn: Keep talking and your butt will be going down the falls. Brick: Okay... I nominate Dawn! Lightning: So does Lightning! Dakota: Eh, why not? Dawn: (sarcasm) Thanks guys. (in confession) Those little-(long beep is heard and Dawn punches the confessional cam) Chris: Okay, I want to see Zoey, Jo and Dawn... right now.

(Zoey, Jo and Dawn on the their team's tightropes while the others are watching) Cameron: (to Lightning) So uh... do you want to switch teams? Lightning: Lightning don't care. Chris: (in distance) HEY! IT'S MY TIME... and team switching is official. Dawn: (on tightrope, meditating) This is simple. Zoey: (struggling) I can't keep on anymor... (falls off the tightrope and lands in the water) Chris: Okay... Team Collectors lost. Lightning, Anne Maria, Scott and Mike: AWWWWW!!! Lightning: Can Lightning switch back to my old team? Chris: Nope, now can we start the challenge? Jo and Dawn: Sure. Chris: Kay! You two will be given stones to throw at each other. The last one standing on the rope not only wins the challenge, but is given an immunity ticket for a future elimination. Dawn: (takes off her shoe and throws it at Jo and she falls off) YES! Chris: The Stowaways win! Dakota, Cameron and Brick: YES!!!!! Dawn: That was easy. Chris: Team Holmes, you can in second, Team Collectors, I'll see you in the train.

(elimination ceremony) Chris: Alright Collectors, it's time for the elimination ceremony. If I give you a ticket, you're safe. If you don't, you are given this giant pillow (Chef holds up a 6-foot-high blue pillow) and are thrown off the train for good. Anne Maria, Mike, Lightning, Scott and Zoey: (gasps) Chris: Alright, lets start this... Scott, you're safe. Scott: YES! Chris: ...Lightning... congratulations. Lightning: YES! LIGHTNING SAFE! Chris: Mike, you're in. Mike: Yeah! Chris: (looks at Anne Maria and Zoey) Ladies, one of you is going to be safe and one of you is going to be thrown off the train. But, the lucky lady that's safe tonight is... ... ... ...Anne Maria! Zoey, you're out. Zoey: What? You guys? Mike? Mike: NO!!! I'll miss you Zoey! Zoey: I'll miss you too! (Chef give her the pillow and is thrown off the train, but leaves her follow behind) Mike: Awww. (puts on the flower and impersonates Zoey) Why did you guys vote me off? Anne Maria: What the f- (scene cuts to Chris with the Stowaways) Chris: Zoey's out! Stowaways are awesome! Stowaways: YES! Chris: Find out when we visit our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!!!!

Three: Fun in Newfoundland
Chris: LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN... our three teams competed in a challenge the was suppose to be an awesome challenge... but everyone suck! Except Dawn, you know... because she didn't fall like Zoey and Jo. Well, sucks for Zoey since she's eliminated... or is she? Well, Mike does have mild schizophrenia, but I didn't know he's totally insane! I mean, she's gone from the game, but Mike impersonating her ain't good. Well, our next stop is Newfoundland. Yep... will the Collectors be collecting more loses... will the Stowaways runaway with another win... and will the Holmes team win something for once... find out when we visit our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

(train lobby with Team Homes and Team Collectors) Anne Maria: Okay, so we lost the first challenge, at least we lost the weakest link. Lightning: Lightning agrees. Scott: Agreed. But what about Mike? He's clearly insane. Anne Maria: What are you talking about? Scott: Look at him! (Scott points to Mike, who's dress up as Zoey) Mike: (''to mirror) Ah! But I must. (as Zoey) But you are so sweet, you should win! (as himself) I will! (makes out with the mirror) Anne Maria: But at least he's strong. Lightning: Lightning stronger! (cuts to Team Holmes) Courtney: Now, where' the dominate team. Sam: Why do you say that? Jo: It's fairly obvious... the other two teams have four members... there's five of us. Staci: So... we're gonna win? Courtney: That's if we stay neutral. We can't win every challenge. If we stay second place for every challenge, the other two teams will lose members like that! Now, there's four of them on each team. Sam: But, The Stowaways have Dawn and the Collectors has Lightning and Scott. Courtney: That's why we have to get rid of them. They're threats and if we get rid of the threats, those teams are going down, we win and there, we're the final five! Sam: I like that plan. B: ...(nods yes) Jo: I agree. Staci: Awww, I like this plan. My great-great-great-aunt Elvira was a psychic and she predicted that someone in my family would be rich... it's gonna be true!!! Courtney: Okay... so, staying neutral is our plan... now lets do this! Sam, Jo and B: YEAH! Staci: Wa-hoo! (scene cuts to the first class section) Dakota: (sitting in a massage chair) Now this is what I call first class... KEEP THE CAMERA ON ME!!! (scene goes to slit screen, one side with Dakota posing, the other side is Dawn, Cameron and Brick relaxing) Chris: (watching) Now... this... is... BORING! We need to do "explode" these people to Newfoundland. (presses a button and hears screaming) We just "ejected" these guys out of the train... yeah!

(on the shore, the 13 contestants land on the sand) Dakota: What the heck was that for? Chris: (on a jet-pack'') Well, you guys were boring me... so I decided to pull a surprise challenge... right now! Courtney: Well, this is gonna be good. Chris: (landing on the ground) It is. Your challenge for today: Sail to Newfoundland! Then, the first two teams to get there will compete in a challenge for the immunity ticket. You dig? Everyone: YES! Chris: Alright. Challenge begins... right now! (everyone runs to their boats) Courtney: Uh, Chris, where's our oars? Anne Maria: Where's our boat, we just see oars? Dakota: (in a motorboat, far distance) We're almost half-way there b- Chris: Yeah, you guys didn't win, so we made it tougher for you guys. Haha! Now, what are you gonna do? Courtney: Share a boat? Anne Maria: I see no problem in that. Sam, Staci, Jo, Scott, Lightning, Mike: AGREED! (they all go into the boat and paddle together quickly) Dawn: (seeing the others are catching up) UH, GUYS! They're catching up to us. Dakota: What are you talking about? Cameron: Nevermind, they're passing us. Staci: Haha! (singing) We're beating you, you're losing while we're winning! (notices the boat is splitting in half) Anne Maria: OH NO! (Anne Maria, Jo, Courtney, Mike and Lightning go on one side while B, Sam, Scott and Staci go on the other. The side with the five beat off and leaves them in the water while the other side goes pass the finish line) Staci: What the? Dakota: (passing the others) Who's winning now? (everyone in the water frowns while the Stowaways cross the finish line) Chris: And that's it. You five (pointing at Anne Maria, Courtney, Jo, Mike and Lightning)... are out of the challenge. Anne Maria, Courtney, Jo, Mike and Lightning: Awww. Chris: Team Stowaways, Team Holmes' Staci, B and Sam and The Collectors' Scott, you'll be competing in the elimination part of the challenge. Follow me inside the cabin.

(inside the cabin) Chris: Okay, so you guys will be participating in an Eating-A-Thon!!! Since Scott's a team of one, the others will choose one person of their team to compete. Dakota, Dawn and Cameron: Brick! Brick: YES! Staci: I'll go! I won 55 eating challenges in my hometown! (in confessional) Dakota: Wouldn't surprise me. (back to challenge) Chris: Okay Scott, Staci and Brick. You're challenge is to chug a whole thing of 100 year old apple cyder, then you must eat raw-fish soup... that was suppose to be the prize but we though it would be better if it's a challenge. Brick: Please, this is what I always eat when I'm at Military School. Dakota and Dawn: Then win! (Brick, Scott and Staci are seated) Chris: On your mark, get set... begin! Scott: Ew! This stuff is horrible! Staci: Agreed! Brick: (chugging the cyder down and finishes) This stuff is delicious! Scott and Staci: HOW? Chris: Come on you two, finish the food! Scott: Fine. (starts to hold his nose and drinks the cyder) Staci: Uh... (eats the soup and barfs in Scott's face for 10 seconds) Oops, sorry. Chris: Staci, barf again and you're out. Staci: Okay. (sniffs the food and passes out) Brick: DONE! Anne Maria: I have an idea... (breaks the window) Ahh! This isn't part of the plan anymore... there's glass in my hand. Chris: Be right there. (Chef and Chris goes to Anne Maria) Scott: I have to get rid of this... I got it! (pours the soup and cyder into Staci's bowl)... DONE! Chris: Really? Okay, Stowaways win! Brick, you got yourself an immunity ticket. The Collectors come in second while Team Holmes are sending someone home. Courtney: (angry) NICE JOB, STACI!

(first class on the train) Cameron: Nice job Brick. Dawn: Way to go! Dakota: Nice! We're the most powerful team here! Brick: Yeah! Anything for my team! (all high-five each other)

(elimination ceremony) Courtney: (to Jo) So, you know who you're voting for? Jo: Yes I am. Hahaha. Chris: So, this is the first time Team Holmes is going to vote someone off. Lets see here... Courtney and Jo... you guys got yourself a green ticket! You're safe from elimination. Courtney and Jo: YES! (grabs their ticket at the same time) Chris: But, I'm not shocked with the bottom three... B... you never talk or do anything... Sam... you're just lazy... and Staci... you're just annoying... but, with two votes against this person, the next contestant going home is... ... .... ... ... ...Staci! Time to go! Staci: But... why?! Courtney: Because you're annoying. Jo: Lost the challenge for us. Sam: Named us "Team Holmes". Staci: But it's a cool name. Chris: Chef! Chef: I'm on it! (throws Staci the pillow and throws her off the train) Chris: Now we have three even teams. Which team will feel the pressure of the next challenge. Will the Stowaways keep winning? Will Team Holmes and Team Collectors win a challenge for once... find out when we hit our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

Four: The Underground Passage to the Yukon
Chris: Last Stop on the Total Drama Train, the teams competed in good old fashion eating challenge. Staci represented Team Holmes, Scott represented Team Collectors and Brick represented Team Stowaways. However, we weren't expecting Brick to like the food, yep he chugged EVERYTHING down in seconds. Staci kept on barfing, which lead to her elimination. Will Team Stowaways keep winning? (Stowaways cheer), will the other two teams will something? (Team Holmes and Collectors sigh). Find out when we hit out Next Stop on the Total Drama Train!

(train lobby) Courtney: Damnit Staci! She ruined our plans. Jo: Take it easy, we still have the strength advantage. Courtney: How? Jo: You still have me, the toughest girl here, you have a strong silent genius (B waves), a nerd that knows what he's doing (Sam doesn't realize their conversation) and you Courtney, a team leader. Courtney: Maybe you're right. Sam: But aren't we going to try to stay neutral? Courtney: Well, we had the chances to win if B was in the challenge, but Staci took his offer. This time, we're going to win this! Jo: So, what happened to "don't try to lose but don't try to win"? Courtney: I changed my mind. (in confessional) Jo: We're so dead. (back to the train lobby, Team Collectors) Scott: Alright, we know have an upper-hand in a challenge now! Lightning: Lightning no understand. Anne Maria: Me either. Mike: I don't. (as Zoey) I don't know as well. Scott: You guys don't know? (in confessional) I'm on a team filled with losers, the Stowaways are winning, but Team Holmes seem to be struggling now that their caption Staci is gone... maybe I have a plan. (train lobby) Scott: (walking over to Jo) So, what's a fine pretty lady doing on a team of losers? Courtney: We're not loser! Scott: You lost the last challenge. Courtney: But you lost the first challenge. Scott: Touché. (confessional) I know my next victim. (lobby) Jo: (to Scott) What do you want? Scott: Ah nothing, but to help a fine woman like yourself. Jo: (blushing) I'm strong and tough! Scott: And pretty. Jo: You're the first guy to ever compliment me... (confessional) He likes me? (first class) Brick: Brick is proud to be a winner! Cameron: I know! We just keep winning! Dawn: I know, lets just keep doing what we're doing and we'll make it far! Dakota: Yeah. (confessional) I'm starting to like my chances in this game, I mean, two in a row? It's just fact that we're going to win and that's it. (Engine room) Chef: Uh, Chris. Chris: Uh, what? (Chef points to the tunnel the train is going through) Chef: Says here we have another 50 miles to the Yukon. Chris: That's good for a challenge... and elimination! (both start to evil laugh)

(everyone in the lobby, which is dark) Sam: Where did all the lights go? Courtney: I don't know! Scott: JO?! Jo: Here! Scott: Hold me! Dawn: Guys, calm down. I have some fireflies. (the fireflies light up the lobby) There we go. Chris: (clapping to Dawn) Congrats Dawn, now you ruined my challenge idea! Dawn: Awww. Chris: Okay, there's a murderer on the loose. For your challenge... find the killer before the killer gets to you. Scott: Simple. Chris: And the challenge begins... now. (the flies go out) Anne Maria: Does anyone have a lighter? Scott, Dawn, Lightning: I do! Anne Maria: Well... light them up. (lighters go on) Where's Chris and Chef? Mike: I don't know... (as old man) When I was a lad, we used to hunt down the ducks one by one. Dakota: That's a good idea. If we're able to catch the killer, we're good. Anne Maria: Alright... who's the killer? Everyone else: Not me. Sam: Hey, why are you asking us if we're the killer, and you can't be the killer? Courtney: Maybe she's the killer! Brick: True... where's Lightning, B and Cameron? Scott: Oh my god! There's footprints here, and they look like there footprints! Jo: Well, lets follow them and see where they are. Courtney: I'm not going. Dakota: Same here. Mike: Count me out. Anne Maria: Alright, you chickens stay here... Brick, Scott, Sam, Dawn, Jo... you in? Brick and Dawn: Sure. Jo: I love mysteries! Scott: I'm going with. Sam: I want to survive. Anne Maria: Alright, lets go. (follows the footprints and leave) Courtney: (to Dakota and Mike) So, how's you day going? (the lights go out and they scream)

(Anne Maria, Brick, Dawn, Jo, Sam and Scott follow the footprints to the storage room) Anne Maria: This is it? The storage room? Dawn: Where are they? Brick: (find a red hat) Hey, B's hat! Scott: I found Cameron's glasses. Jo: Hey, there's Lightning's necklace. Sam: I'll get the others and tell them about this place. (leaves to the lobby) Jo: Come right back... (Sam screams) Nevermind. Dawn: There goes Sam. Anne Maria: Wait, I know there's five of us here right now... but one of us is the killer! Jo: Well, it's not me. I've been with you guys for the whole time. Brick: Can't be me, I can't kill anyone. Dawn: I'm not, I can't never do something like that. Scott: Can't be me. (Scott, Dawn, Brick and Jo stare at Anne Maria) Anne Maria: What? It can't be me, I'm... Jo: We know all about your plans. Plus, I know like ten people here you want to kill. Anne Maria: I'm not the killer! Dawn: Okay... but what that red dot on your shirt? Anne Maria: What, but... Brick and Scott: GET HER! (Jo, Brick and Scott tie Anne Maria up and throw her in the lobby) Dawn: There we go, now we're safe and sound. Brick: Yep. Now, all we have to do is find Chris and... (lights go out, Scott pushes Jo in the lobby, but Dawn and Brick didn't see it)... where's Jo?! Scott: I don't know. Dawn: Wait, I see hair on your hands... you're the killer! Brick: I knew something was up with you... you're the killer! Dawn: Lets get him! Scott: Ah please, you didn't caught me so I'm good for my team. (runs towards the lobby but Brick and Dawn jumps on him) Brick: Got him! (Chris and Chef enters the storage room) Chris: Brick and Dawn, you guys just keep winning. I swear, that's why the Stowaways win... again! Brick and Dawn: YES! Chris: Since Scott, The Killer, was caught by two members of the Stowaways, you're immune from elimination. Scott: (beaten) Yes! Chris: (to the others) Sadly, as for the rest of you, this is the first time we're doing this... but two teams will vote together and see who's going home. Jo: UGH! (to B, Courtney and Sam) You guys suck! Anne Maria: (to Lightning and Mike) Told you I wasn't the killer.

(first class) Dakota: (to Cameron, Brick and Dawn) They're better off renaming this cabin to "Stowaway's Funhouse". Cameron: Agreed. (Scott enters) Brick: What are you doing here? Scott: Chris says I could be here... so I'm here! Dawn: Aww, there goes our fun. Dakota: At least he didn't find our cookies. Scott: (found the cookies) Oh, are these chocolate chip? (eats them all) Dakota: Nevermind. (they sigh while Scott eats)

(elimination ceremony) Chris: You seven didn't finish the challenge. But, we know who you guys voted for. When I call your name, you're safe from elimination, meaning that you're going on to the next challenge. Now, lets start with the people that didn't receive a vote... B, Sam and Mike... you're safe. B, Sam and Mike: Yay!!! Chris: Jo, Courtney, Anne Maria, Lightning... you all have votes against yourselves... but not as much as Jo and Anne Maria received... Lightning and Courtney, your also safe. Courtney and Lightning: Yes! Chris: Jo, your attitude towards your team after they lost isn't good and Anne Maria, you just stink... that's why with four votes against her... ... ... ... ...Jo is the one leaving. Jo: WHAT?! How dare you guys eliminate me! I'm the toughest person here! You can all be eliminated by yourselves, but I have Scott to be here with me. Chris: And it's time for Jo to leave. (throws her off the train, but holds on) Later Jo! Jo: I'm not leaving... (sees Scott behind the totem statue) Oh Scott, help me get out of here... (Scott blows a kiss to Jo) What are you doing?! Noo!!!..(Scott trips Jo off the train) (in confessional) Scott: Well, you thought I liked her? I don't. She was an easy target, so I eliminated her just like that... now that Courtney messed with me, she's the next to go. (Chris invades Scott's confessional) Chris: Now that Team Holmes is down a member, Scott is crazy and the Stowaways are still winning, what can you guys guess what happens here on the Next Stop on the Total Drama Train! (Scott glares at Chris) What?

Five: My Big Fat Silent Yukon Wedding
Chris: On our LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN... we went underground for our mystery challenge. The teams however were hunted down one by one until they were all gone. Dawn and Brick discovered that Scott was the "killer" and won the challenge. In the end, Scott made Jo hate her team and they, along with Anne Maria, voted her off. Three girls down, four girls and seven guys left, what's going to happen when we hit the Yukon, here on the Next Stop on the Total Drama Train!

Courtney: (walking with her team, noticing she's the last girl left and sees Anne Maria being the last girl on her team) (in confessional) Oh my god, there are 7 guys and only 4 of us... there needs to be a girls alliance... I think I can do something about that. Anne Maria: Guys, I have to go to the bathro-(Courtney takes Anne Maria) (in first class, Dakota, Dawn, Brick and Cameron are scene relaxing, but Courtney takes Dakota and Dawn, without Cameron and Brick noticing) (in the storage room) Dakota: What are we doing here? Anne Maria: Courtney, what's wrong? Courtney: I've noticed something... we're the last girls left on the show. Anne Maria: Wait, just from that... I've noticed. Dakota: Oh my god, we're really out numbered. Dawn: 4:7, that's not good. Courtney: Ladies, calm down. We're forced to make a girls alliance, I mean, we can't have an all guys show. That'll be boring. The show would be about farts! Dakota: Ew! Courtney: But, the guy I see as a threat is B. I mean, he's soo quiet, I say we lose him. Dawn: Well, that's your job since he's on your team. Courtney:...Then I'll lose! Anne Maria: But they'll vote you off. Courtney: Not if I get Sam to turn on B... then I'm good. Dakota: So, you're going to lose, say it's B's fault, turn Sam against B and eliminate B? You're a.... a... genius! (confessional) She's so gonna be eliminated. (back to the girls) Courtney: So, you guys in the alliance or what? Anne Maria: Sure, I'm in. Dawn: Why not. (confessional) If I want to win, I need to be in an alliance. Dakota: Sure, but if we lose, then we're toast.

(Chris and Chef in the engine room) Chef: Uh, Chris? Chris: Yes Chef? Chef: Why are we heading towards an iceberg? Chris: I don't kn- You say ICEBERG?! Chef: Yep... (both scream and stop the train, causing all the 11 contestants to fly out)

(everyone, freezing in front of Chris, waiting for the challenge while Chris is wearing arctic clothing) Chris: Welcome to the Yukon! Courtney: (shivering)We're our coats? Chris: Hold on... (give a coat to everyone) Everyone feel better? Everyone: Yes! Chris: Good, today's challenge is going to be a deadly challenge... and when I mean deadly, I mean injury causing deadly. Everyone: What's our challenge... JINX! Chris: Your challenge for today is to ice-climb the mountain behind me. Once you reach the top, you'll see three sleds, each sled belongs to each team. You have to go down the hill with all of your teammates. If you don't, you and your team will be disqualified. Once you guys race down the hills, you have to cross the finish line, there, you'll be rewarded immunity... and a special prize. Scott: What's the prize? Chris: Well, if you win this challenge, but lose a future challenge, you'll be given a brand new member to your team... and she's ready. (confessional) Sam: Brand... Brick:...new... Lightning:...member... B: (snaps his finger) Courtney: That'll be useful to my team! Dakota: That'll help us win again. Dawn: We'll dominate this game with that new gal. Cameron: Since it's a girl, I hope she's hot. Anne Maria: New member, OMG! We need to win this challenge! Mike: Maybe if we win but lose in the future, Zoey will come back! Yes! Zoey, I hope you come back! (as Zoey) I'm always here for you, babe. Scott: Another victim, eh? I'll just watch this special lady like a hawk. (back to challenge) Chris: So, is everyone ready? Everyone: Yes!... JINX!!! Chris: Yes, jinx on you... and begin! (the teams run to the ice mountain) (Team Holmes) Courtney: (climbing) Lets go guys, we need that new member! Sam: I'm hurrying! (B nods with Sam) Courtney: Good! (confessional) We're totally losing right now, but we need this member so we have a numbers advantage again! (climbing) Ugh, anything for this girl! (Team Collectors) Scott: (carving the ice into pins) This'll help me go up the mountain. Anne Maria: (using her hairspray, as she sprays a tunnel) Or we can do this. Lightning: But Chris said that Lightning's team should go to the top and sled down. Anne Maria: Your team?! Lightning: Yeah! Lightning's Team! Scott: Uh, guys... we need to climb the mountain... and Mike's halfway there! Mike: (halfway there) I'm going to win for you, Zoey! (Team Stowaways) Dakota: (climbing with Cameron and Brick) Ugh, we are so getting that girl! Cameron: But, if we keep winning, we'll never get her. Dakota: But, that's why we're going to win this challenge, lose the next one and get the girl! Brick: But we'll vote you off... Dakota: Nope, we're voting off Dawn! Cameron: Speaking of Dawn, where is she? (top of the mountain) Chris: (to Chef) Yeah, where is she? Dawn: Right behind you. Chris: AH!!! How did you get here so quickly? Dawn: I held on to your helicopter while no one was looking, lost my coat on the way. Chris: That is genius! Now we have to wait until everyone else gets here... (awkwardly waits with Chef and Dawn) So... did anyone watch any awesome movies lately? Chef: I was working. Dawn: I liked that movie about that bear. Chef: I saw that one! I was crying in the theater. Dawn: That was you? Chris: Babies.

(cut to Team Holmes and Team Stowaways climbing towards the top of the mountain) Dakota: We're almost there! Cameron: We're soo close! Brick: Yes! Courtney and Sam: New member here we come!... JINX!... AWW! (B watches) (scene cuts to Team Collectors, still on the ground while Mike is staying in the same spot) Anne Maria: I'm not climbing, I paid $700 dollars for my nails. (shows nails to Lightning) Lightning: (hypnotized by nails) Those are pretty. Scott: Goodbye new member. Mike: I need to think of a plan... (as Jersey boy) Hey hot babe Anne Maria, there's a free supply of hairspray on the mountain. Anne Maria: Free... hair...SPRAY?!?!?!?!?!! (grabs Lightning and Scott and runs up the mountain, grabbing Mike on her way. She passes the others and reaches the top, dropping her teammates in the process) WHERE'S MY HAIRSPRAY!!! Chris: (give her an empty hairspray can) There you go. (Anne Maria glares at him) Alright, so everyone is here! Congrats to Dawn for reaching the mountain first. Dakota: How did she even get here? Chris: She held on to my helicopter... I know, genius. Okay, next challenge. You see those three sleds... race them to the bottom of the mountain! (the contestants get on there sleds) Chris: On your mark... get set... Go! Anne Maria: Chris... is that your helicopter? Chris: But my helicopter is right... (looks at his helicopter, which is missing) Okay... where's... (notices the Stowaways are missing)....DAWN!!!!!!! Dawn: (in the helicopter with her team, driving) They should know to bring their keys with them so this wouldn't happen. Dakota: Just don't kill us. Brick: Yeah! Dawn: Hey, we're winning, right? Cameron: True. Dawn: See?... Does anyone know how to land a plane? Dakota:...goodbye new member.

(back to the top of the mountain) Chris:...you guys still realize that a challenge is still.. (everyone rides down the mountain)...nevermind. Chef: So, how are we going to get down from here? Chris: I don't know... hey... how did the camera crew get up here? (cameraman starts to shake) Camera Man: We have our own helicopters, sir. Chris: LETS GO CHEF! (scene cuts to Holmes racing against the Collectors) Courtney: (to the Collectors) I hope you guys know that I'm going to have a new teammate soon. Anne Maria: HA! We're going to win because we're not losers. Sam: We're not losers! Scott: Says the team that lost two members. (Team Holmes bow their heads in shame) B: (taps on Courtney's shoulder) Courtney: What is it?! (B points to the hill) OMG! We're going off a hill! (goes off the hill, into the air, losing their sled in the process) Anne Maria: Uh guys, there's a hill coming up. (Scott, Mike and Lightning try to look, but Anne Maria's hair is blocking the way) Lightning: Lightning and pals can't see because of your hair. Anne Maria: I see a hi- (team goes off the hill, losing their sled in the process)

(bottom of the hill) Chris: This is great! Chef: Why you say that? Chris: I'm saying... we got here right before the Stowaways did! Chef: Huh... we did- (helicopter crashes past the finish line) Chris: MY HELICOPTER! Dakota: (dizzy, coming out of the helicopter, dragging Brick, Cameron and Dawn in the process) We... did... it... (passes out) Chris: Ugh! You guys win... again. Now lets see who the lucky losers are this time. (sees Anne Maria falling with Scott, Lightning and Mike clinging on to her hair and they land on Chef) Second place goes to Team Collectors... now where's Team Holmes? (sees Courtney and Sam clinging on to B, who lands on Chris) Camera Man: Should we bring them on the train?

(on the train, elimination ceremony) Chris: (to Team Holmes) Alright, now that we all got massages from the camera crew... Camera Man: You're welcome. Chris:...it's time for that time again... the elimination ceremony! Courtney: Ugh, can you just give me my ticket? Chris: Courtney... you're ruining this moment for me! Courtney: I don't care... I know Sam voted for B and I did too, so just give the tickets to us! Chris: Fine! Sorry B, but with two votes against you, you're out. At least you don't have to listen to that girl. Courtney: HEY! B: Let me just say something... Sam: YOU SPOKEN! B: I might be silent, I might be a genius, I might be strong, I might be big, but I'm not a loser. So help me Chris McLean, I'll be back for more and I'll get my revenge on Courtney! Courtney: Try it. B: I will right no- (Chef grabs his arm and throws him off the train) Courtney: See? He's also a wimp. Chris: Ooooh, that's low, Courtney. Courtney: I don't care. My team sucks! We lost three members and it's not cool. Chris: Fine, you want a deal? Sam and Courtney: YES! Chris: Fine, if you guys win the next challenge, we'll slit you two up on the different teams. So like, Courtney goes on one team and Sam goes on the other. Sam and Courtney: DEAL!... JINX! Chris: Yes, jinx on the two of you. Will Team Holmes win the challenge or lose it? Will we catch Dawn with our helicopter? Will Anne Maria's hair be bigger? Find out when we hit our next stop on the Total Drama Train!

Six: Nome-y my Homey
Chris: LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN... the remaining four females decided to create an all girls alliance to eliminate the guys. But, when they received notice of a returning female contestant, they break their plans and go for the win. Dawn stole my helicopter and won for her team. The Collectors' only chance of winning is Anne Maria and Team Holmes loses another member. So long B. But, I made a deal with them, if they win their next challenge, I'll slit them. Will Team Holmes win this challenge and go to different team? Will we catch Dawn trying to steal another helicopter from us? And will Anne Maria compete in a challenge? (Anne Maria is heard saying "Hey!" in the background) Find out when we hit our Next Stop on the Total Drama Train!

(train lobby) Courtney: Well Sam, it's just the two of us. But, we don't have to worry about that soon. Sam: What do you mean? Courtney: I'm saying that if we win this challenge, we're separated for onto different teams. No more worrying about winning. Sam: I know. I'll just miss working with you. Courtney: Aw, so sweet... you're not my type. Sam: I don't really like you in that way, I meant that you're tough. Courtney: Aww. Sam: Yep. (confessional) While we were having our massages and right before B left, all the guys were together talking about which girl here is hot or not hot. Lightning and Scott thinks Dakota's cute. (Dakota is the far distance screams and kissing noises is heard) Cameron has this crush on Dawn. (Cameron screams in pain) We all know that Mike likes Zoey, then he changed and said he liked Anne Maria. Anne Maria: (outside the confessional) He does?! Sam: Wait, is everyone outside the confessional? Everyone: Yes. Sam: Awwww. Scott: It's also the only bathroom on this train.

(train lobby) Lightning: (to Brick) Lightning and his team need some help with winning. Brick: But, I like to win. Lightning: Lightning and pals need to win. We're buddies, remember? Brick: True. Lightning: Lightning says you should switch teams. Brick: I can't leave Dawn and Dakota. Mike: TEAM SWITCHING?! Lightning: Yes, team switching. Lightning said team switching. Mike: I'll switch teams!...with who? Lightning: Brick. Mike: Brick, can we switch teams? Brick: Lets ask Chris. (sees Chris walking past them) Hey Chris, can me and Mike sw- Chris: Sure, don't care. Mike and Brick: YES! Lightning: Lightning and pals likes you now, Brick. Mike: (sees Dakota, Dawn and Cameron walking out of first class) TEAMMIES! (runs up to them and bearhugs the three of them) I LOVE YOU GUYS! Dakota: (out of breathe) I can't breath. Dawn: (out of breathe) I can't feel my back. Cameron: (out of breathe) I- (passes out) Mike: You guys are awesome. (confessional) I'm only switching because they won that new member, so if I lose on purpose, Zoey's coming back... but I'll lose one of them. (train lobby) Chris: Alright guys, time to put on your winter coats, we're going to Nome for our arctic challenge. Courtney: We just left the Yukon! Chris: Yeah... but I had this cool dog-sled race and I wanted to do this. So... you have 10 seconds to put on you co-(everyone but Dawn puts their coats on)-ats on. Okay... Chef! Dawn: Uh, Chris... (Chef presses a button, springing the contestants outside of the train)

(in Nome) Chris: Welcome to Nome, Alaska! For today's ch- Dawn: (shivering') Chris, can't I have a coat? Chris: Nope, but we have this. Chef! Chef: I'm on it. (throws a barrel filled with dirty clothes on Dawn) Dawn: (screams) Its smells.... so bad. (falls) Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, that's called the "Penalty Barrel". Courtney: Ha! Sucks to be Dawn. (Chef throws a barrel on Courtney) (Courtney screams) It does smell. (falls) Chris: Anyone else want the penalty barrel. Everyone (but Courtney and Dawn): NO! Chris: Good, challenge time! For your first challenge, you'll see you have Huskies to pull your sleighs. However, we did this differently. Since Team Holmes is a team of two... they get a sleigh and huskies. Courtney and Sam: YES! Chris: Team Collectors just has a sleigh. So that means their members has to pull it. Anne Maria and Scott: Those two are pulling the sleigh. Chris: Awesome... and as for Team Stowaways, for stealing and crashing my helicopter (Dakota, Cameron and Mike glares at Dawn), you guys just have the dogs. Dawn: Riding dogs? Chris: Yep! So everyone... get ready! (everyone at the starting line, Team Holmes is set, Team Collectors has Lightning and Brick pulling while Scott and Anne Maria stare and Team Stowaways is riding their dog while a rope hold them together) Chris: Is everyone ready? Courtney and Sam: Yes! Anne Maria, Brick, Scott and Lightning: YEAH! Dakota: I don't think this is a good idea. Chris: It is... and go! Cameron: Chris, where's he finish line? Chris: When you hit town, you're safe... no go! (everyone rides off)

(Team Holmes) Sam: Courtney, we're in the lead! Courtney: Really? Yes! Now, we have to find town... Sam:...all I see is snow... Courtney:...we're lost. Sam: Ah damn it all! Courtney: Wait, lets just follow the Collectors. Sam: Good idea. (they see the Collectors passing them and they start following them) Anne Maria: (to Scott) Do you know where we are going? Scott: Nope, but I'm just following Chris's helicopter. Lightning: Lightning thinks that's good. Brick: Lets just follow the helicopter, we're going to town. Scott: Quit talking and run faster! Courtney: (to Sam) This is good!

(Team Stowaways on their dogs) Dakota: I don't think the dogs can run anymore. Dawn: I think they're tired. (to one of the dogs) You tired my little love. Aww you so cute. (to the others) Yep, they're tired. Cameron: We're going to lose! Mike: Ye- I mean NO! Dakota: Okay then, we need to find the nearest shelter. Dawn: How about that first aid place with that sign saying "Welcome to Nome". (awkward silence) Dakota:......EVERYONE PICK UP YOUR DOG AND RUN! (everyone grabs their dog and runs to the first aid place)

(scene cuts to Team Collectors still running as Team Holmes is following them) Anne Maria: Are we even there yet? Scott: I have no idea. Brick: But you said that we were following the helicopter. Scott: We were, but I lost where it was going. Anne Maria, Brick and Lightning: Ah! Anne Maria: We're lost! Courtney: (to Sam) You here that... we're lost! Sam: OMG, really? Courtney: Yeah, and it's your fault, Scott! Scott: (to Courtney, angry) HEY! What are you doing? Sam: We're following you. Courtney: DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!! Sam: Sorry. Scott: So, we're lost... with you! Courtney: I am not a horrible person! (Scott and Courtney grin at eachother, jump off their sleighs and attack eachother while the others stop) Sam: That's it, I'm going without you. Anne Maria: Same! Go Lightning and Brick! GO! (Sam goes off while Anne Maria with Lightning and Brick while Courtney and Scott fight)

(finish line) Chris: I don't see any of them. Chef: Should we have given them directions? Chris: Stowaways have a map and a compus... they're good. Chef: Then they should be here by now. Chris: True... Hey! There's a team... and it's the Collectors? Chef: And Team Holmes... well just Sam. Chris: I see Scott is missing. Chef: (on the megaphone, talking to the others) Hey! You need your whole team to cross the finish line in order to win! Chris: (covering his ears) Ow, can you lower that down? (sees the Collectors and Sam cross the finish line) Anne Maria: We passed! (her, Brick and Lightning cheer) Now, we have to wait for Scott and we win! Sam: Come on Courtney... Chris: Oh Sam... I forgot to tell you, if you guys lose this challenge, since you passed first and Courtney isn't here, your safe and she's out. Sam: So, I'm safe no matter what? Chris: Yep. Sam: (shameful) Okay. Chris: (sees Scott and Courtney racing) And here they come, with no signs of the Stowaways! Scott: (racing) I'm going to beat you, girl! Courtney: (racing) No! I'm going to beat you! Anne Maria: No Stowaways? We got this! Chris: Yep, no Sto- (sees Alaskan Mountie on a snow mobile with Dakota, Dawn, Cameron and Mike) Mountie: ARE YOU CHRIS MCLEAN?! (runs over a rock and Mike falls off) Dakota: (to Mike) We'll come back for you! Chris: Yes, why? Mountie: (crosses the finish) How dare you use these dogs without Alaska's permission! You have less than a hour to leave this state or you'll be forced to work on our mines! (leaves with the dogs) Chris: HURRY! Mike: Wait... ZOEY! Scott: (crosses the finish line) Yes! Chris: COLLECTORS WIN! Courtney: NO FAIR! Dakota: Ugh... (walks over the finish line and punches Mike pass the finish line) Chris: And with that... Stowaways are safe... that means Holmes loses... again! Courtney: Damnit Sam! It's all your fault. Chris: Not really. Courtney: What are you talking about? Chris: Well, since Sam crosses and you are the only one not to pass, you're eliminated! Courtney: WHAT?! Anne Maria: You have got to be kidding me! Dakota and Dawn: NO!

(on the train) Chris: (to Courtney) Well Courtney, it's time to go. Courtney: You can't do this! I have lawyers! Chris: You lost the challenge, so you're out. Courtney: But there are three girls and six guys left! That's not fair! Chris: So? Not our fault the girls suck this season! Courtney: (screams) Anne Maria, Dakota, Dawn! Win for the girl! (jumps off the train) Chris: Finally! (to Sam) Sorry you have to see that, Sam. Sam: It's okay. Chris: Know what? I'm a nice guy. So, if you win or not lose a challenge, I'll place you onto a different team, since I don't want you to leave like this. Sam: (gasp) REALLY?! Chris: Yep, really. Sam: (runs and bearhugs Chris) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO COMPETE WITH A TEAM AGAIN! Chris: (squeezed) CHEF! Chef: I'm coming. (pulls Sam off of Chris) Chris: Alright, now that Courtney's gone, can Sam survive on his own? Will Mike actually lose a challenge for gaining "Zoey" back? Will the Collectors start winning? And will we get out of Alaska in time so I don't work in a oil field? Find out when we visit our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

Seven: A Sleepwalking Backstabber
Chris: LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN... tension heated way up when Courtney and Scott abandon their team. Mike and Brick swap teams because they felt like they shouldn't belong on their team, actually Mike swap because he wanted to lose and get Zoey back in the game. Courtney, our little pain in the butt, the one that complained to the others since day one about her life, the one that fights with others for no reason, the one we throw darts at while no one is looking, finally got herself booted off the show! But, her elimination sparked some problems. Like... Sam is all by himself on his team and there's three girls and six guys left... so, will another female be eliminated? Will the girls try to eliminate some of the men? Will Sam win or not lose a challenge for once and go onto a different team? And will anyone try to stay awake for our Awake-A-Thon challenge as we head towards our next stop, find out here on... OUR NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

(train lobby, with Stowaways and Sam) Dakota: (to Mike, Dawn and Cameron) I feel really bad for Sam, I mean I hate Courtney, but seeing him all along is just so sad. Dawn: I know, I mean his teammates where awful, except for B, but it was an awful combination for Sam and B. Mike: I know! Staci was just so annoying, Jo was mean and Courtney was meaner! Cameron: Actually, those girls are witches... with a capital "W". Dakota: You mean "capital B" for bi- Cameron: My mom told me not to swear on television since she's watching all the episodes. Dakota: Oh. Mike: (to the team) Should we like cheer Sam up? Sam: (by himself, playing his portable X-Box360) OH, SHE-BANG I RULE! Dawn: I don't think so. Dakota: Either way... we need Sam. Hey Dawn, can I speak to you for a minute? Dawn: Sure. (the two girls walk over to the confessional) What is it? Dakota: Courtney is right about us being outnumbered. Dawn: What do you mean? Dakota: I'm saying... there is you, me and Anne Maria left in the game, while there are six guys in the game. There where five of us eliminated and out of those five, four of them were girls. Dawn: So... a girls alliance? Dakota: Yes, but we weren't successful when Courtney started it. She managed to eliminate B but that was it. Dawn: So, what about Anne Maria? Dakota: How cares about her? I'm planning on eliminating all the guys and Anne Maria to the point where we are in the final two, so a girl has a chance of winning. Dawn: Good plan, but how are we going to manage their eliminations? Dakota: I got it covered. You know how Scott has an eye for me and how Lightning likes you a lot? Dawn: Yeah. Dakota: I say we use them like a baby and when they're weak, we eliminate them. Dawn: I can manage eliminating Scott, but I don't know about Lightning. Dakota: Trust me, when it's all said and done, we're on the top and they are on the bottom. So, you want to join this alliance? Dawn: I don't know, but we're in big trouble... sure. Dakota: That's good... we're aiming for Cameron. Dawn: Cameron? Dakota: Yes Cameron. Dawn: But why? Dakota: Because Cameron's an easy target. Plus, if we eliminate him, we get our new member and we have our girls lucky advantage. Dawn: I don't know... deal! Dakota: Alright them, and we're good. Dawn: Wait, we're in the confessional, right? Dakota: Yeah. Dawn: Won't Cameron's mother be watching? Dakota: Yeah-(looks at the camera) Uh.... (awkwardly) Hi Mrs. Cameron. Hehe. (sighs)

(first class) Lightning: Lightning like first class! Brick: So do I, private! Anne Maria: Yes! Now that we're in the lead in this place, we could easily win this teams thing. Scott: Yeah. (confessional) So, I know that there are six guys and three girls on this show, and Anne Maria is the only girl on this team so that means she has no allies to vote with her... goodbye ladies. HAHAHA- (to others) Yes, I love this game, and hopefully I get a new girlfriend. (winks at Anne Maria) Anne Maria: Uh, yeah. (confessional) I hate posers. (to others) Yeah, lets just keep winning. Lightning: Ah, nothing can't ruin Lightning and friend's time. Chris: (intercom) Alright everyone, it's time to meet me in the storage room. Anne Maria, Scott, Brick and Lightning: Aw!

(storage) Chris: Alright guys, you know why I called you here? Everyone: NO! Chris: Well, it's for your challenge... here you go... behind this lovely door, it's the special room where we keep everything in... well, it's my room. But, I thought it'll be cool to have a challenge here... (opens the door and everyone enters) Everyone: Wow. (at different times, they were also saying "This is nice", This is my new room" and "beautiful") Chris: Yeah, it's a nice lobby alright, but it's challenge time! Here... you guys will just stay here until we hit our next stop. But, it's an awake-a-thon... meaning that the last team member standing wins the challenge for his or her team! But, the first team to have all of their members fall asleep, loses the challenge. Sam, if you win the challenge, you'll be placed on the second place team. Sam: ALRIGHT! Chris: Awesome... and challenge begins... right now. (Chris leaves and plays sleeping music) Anne Maria: This challenge is so easy. Brick: I got this. Lightning: Lightning is hyper! Scott: This is so easy. Dakota: I'm bored, who wants to play chest? Dawn: Sure. Sam: Eh. (plays his video game'') Cameron: I'm tired as hell. Mike: Aww... (confessional) How am I suppose to purposely lose this challenge if Dakota and Dawn are up... I mean Cameron's easy. (Mike is hovering over Cameron) Hmm... Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep my dear angel, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep so Zoey can come back. Cameron: Nomnomnom... (falls asleep) Dakota: CAMERON! (confessional) Yes! Wait, did Mike sing him to sleep? Maybe he'll like to join our alliance. (to Dawn) Well, Cameron's out. Dawn: Eh, he's boring. Dakota: Okay... remember, we lose, new member, Cameron gone. Remember that my dear. Dawn: Sure. Scott: (overhearing Dawn and Dakota's conversation) (to himself) So, Dakota and Dawn has their little alliance, eh? Well, maybe if I lour someone into my alliance to get rid of Anne Maria, I'm good. But, who's dumb enough to eliminate Anne Maria? (looks around to Lightning) There's my guy. (walks over to Lightning) Lightning: (picking his nose) Lightning digging for gold. (Scott walks past Lightning) Scott: Maybe later. Brick: (to Anne Maria) So uh... (sees Anne Maria spraying her hair non-stop) Yeah... I'm tired. Anne Maria: DON'T TALK TO ME! (knocks out Brick with her spraycan and continues to spray her hair) Scott: Okay... Dawn: Okay... (to Dakota) We have to knock Mike out. Dakota: How? Dawn: I got an idea... hey Mike! Mike: (runs over to Dawn) YES?! Dawn: Oh, nothing, but... (punches Mike in his face, causing him to be unconscious) (to Dakota) Told you I was good. Dakota: You're good... and evil. Dawn: Eh. Scott: (walks over to Dawn and Dakota) So uh-(Dakota knocks out Scott) Dawn: Why'd you do that? Dakota: He likes me. Anne Maria: DID YOU KNOCK OUT MY TEAMMATE?! OH HELL NAWH YOU DIDN'T I PUNCH YOU LIKE A BENDY STRAW! Dakota: Uh... what? Anne Maria: That's it! (sprays Dakota in the face with her hairspray) Dakota: AH! (coughs like crazy) Dawn: You can't do that- (Anne Maria sprays Dawn in the face as well) AH! Anne Maria: Who else wants a piece of my hairspray? (Chef walks in) Oh, what do you want?! Chef: Well, you, Dakota and Dawn have been disqualified from the challenge for cheating. Dawn, Dakota and Anne Maria: WHAT?! Chef: Yep, and Chris says that Team Stowaways lost. Dawn and Dakota: AW! (the three girls leave with Chef) Sam: (playing game) Oh she bang! Lightning: Lightning is awesome!... Lightning is bored. Sam: (to Lightning) Wanna play a game? Lightning: What you have? Sam: I have portable Modern Warfare 3. Lightning: Lightning is a pro at that game! Lightning's gamertag is "SHA-LIGHTNING!" Sam: Really?! Mine's "Typo-Nerd50021". Lightning: Typo? Lightning: SL? Sam: (crying) I MISSED YOU! Lightning: (crying) I MISSED YOU TOO! (the two start crying and hug eachother)

(camera room, everyone is there) Anne Maria: Okay then... this is boring. Brick: Can you just give Sam and Lightning the challenge? They're gonna be like that for a hwhile. (drinks a milkshake) Chris: You have a point... Well... Team Holmes is no more... since Sam is now on the Collectors team! Anne Maria, Brick and Scott: YES! Chris: Dakota, Dawn, Mike, Cameron... time to vote someone off and get a new member. Cameron: Aw. So, who are we gonna vote for? (Mike, Dakota and Dawn glares at Cameron) Aw!

(first class) Scott: WELCOME TO UR TEAM, SAM! Sam: It's so nice to have a team again. Brick: Now that we have a new member, we're gonna win this game! Lightning: Lightning loves Sam AKA Typo! Anne Maria: Well, you're good. Great to have you here. Sam: AWW! THANKS! (hugs Scott, Lightning, Brick and Anne Maria at the same time) I LOVE YOU GUYS! Anne Maria: (choking) I can't breathe. Scott: (choking) Ah. Brick: (choking) Sa-(passes out) Lightning: (hugs back) LIGHTNING LOVES SAM!

(elimination ceremony) Chris: So, this is the first time Team Stowaways has lost a challenge and will be voting someone off, but the good thing about this elimination ceremony is... you're getting a new member! Dawn, Dakota, Mike and Cameron: YEAH! Mike: WHERE'S ZOEY?! Chris: Zoey? I said "brand new contestant". Mike: AW! Chris: Please welcome the most sassy-talk contestant in the Total Drama series... Dawn: Gwen? Dakota: Heather? Cameron: Lindsay? Mike: Zoey?! Chris: Zoey is not coming back for the last time! Mike: I failed you Zoey! (as Zoey) It's alright my love. Chris: Okay and you're all wrong, it's Leshawna. Dawn, Dakota, Cameron and Mike: LESHAWNA?! (Leshawna enters the room) Leshawna: Hey, wassup y'all, Leshawna's in the house! Ain't no white person's winning of my season! Cameron: That's my new teammate? Chris: Well... not yours... but the others yes... but since you got three votes against you... you're not going to be competing with Leshawna... since you're OUT! Cameron: What?! Chris: Yep, you're out of this game. Cameron: But why? I thought we're voting for Mike? Mike: I thought if I eliminated you, I would get Zoey back. Dawn: And we're out numbered with the boy-girl thing... Dakota: We needed to vote you out kiddo. Cameron: Aw. Leshawna: Hey kiddo, even though I just entered the game and you're eliminated... I got to say, it would of been nice to compete with you. Cameron: Really? Leshawna: Yep, now go home and cheer for us, because I'm winning for weak this season. Cameron: Yay... weak? Chris: And it's time for Cameron to take the Exit of Shame. (Chef places Cameron in a bag and throw him off the train) Chris: And with that, Stowaways has another member on their team, and this time she's ready. Will Scott's alliance overcome the girls alliance, will Leshawna kick some major butt this season, and will Sam start winning on his new team? Find out when we hit our NEXT STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

Eight: Skateboarding in the Yosemite, Sam
Chris: LAST STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!... the teams competed in an awake-a-thon and the last one standing wins for their team. As Mike got Cameron to go to sleep, Anne Maria knocked out Brick, Dakota knocked out Scott and Dawn knocked out Mike, the girls were disqualified, causing the final two to be Sam and Lightning... but they were old gamer buddies, causing the challenge to go for soo long, the two of them won. Causing Team Stowaways to lose their very first challenge and Sam was placed on Team Collectors. As Mike, Dakota and Dawn voted for Cameron for an awesome past contestant... we choose Leshawna... who's gonna kick some major butt this season. Two teams remain and they'll be going some... skateboarding on some mountains... yeah. What will happen this challenge? Will Leshawna fit it with her teammates? And will Scott or Dakota's alliance beat eachother? Find out when we hit our next STOP ON THE TOTAL DRAMA TRAIN!

(train lobby) Leshawna: So guys, whats been happening his season? Dakota: Well, we are the dominate team... until Mike came along. Mike: Hey! Dakota: Yeah. There use to be three teams, but Courtney, Staci, Jo and B got eliminated and Sam is on the Collectors with the others. Leshawna: Hm, sounds to me you've been forming an alliance to get rid of some men, right? Dakota: (nervously) What do you mean? Leshawna: I mean, when I came on the show, there were three of you and six others... I counted. Dawn: Uh, we didn't. (Dakota knocks out Mike) Okay, there's a girls alliance with me and Dakota, not Anne Maria. We've been trying so hard to eliminate the guys, but we're able to eliminate two of them. We just eliminated Cameron and Courtney eliminated B a long time ago. Leshawna: Sounds like Courtney. Here's the deal, you can't just try to eliminate the men, you need an insider for the guys. Once that's said and done, you have the guys in your fingers. Dakota: What are you trying to poke? Leshawna: Get the guys to like you, then eliminate them, distract him for all I care. Is there any guy on this show that like you? Dakota: Well, Scott and Lightning have been trying to get a groove on us in the past. (flashback, Dakota and Dawn are in the girls' bathroom) Dakota: (doing her makeup and taking pictures of herself) Dawn, can you pass me my lipstick? Dawn: Why bother wear makeup? I come all natural. Dakota: Because, if I'm not pretty looking on those pictures, then I'm not pretty! Dawn: You kn- (hears knocking on the door, cuts to Scott and Lightning holding it in) Scott: Can you open the door? Lightning: Yeah, Lightning needs to pee! Dakota: This is the girls' bathroom. Both: Aw! (lobby) Leshawna: So basically, they like you two. Both: Yep. Leshawna: Hm... Dakota, you aim for Scott and eliminate him. He's seems like an easy target. Dakota: Okay. Leshawna: And Dawn, you aim for Lightning, he seems to stupid to be in the game. Dawn: Alright! Leshawna: So, it's a deal? Dakota and Dawn: Deal!

(first class) Sam: YEAH! First class with my new team! Scott: Don't hug us like last time or I'll kill you. Sam: (backing away from Scott) Okay. Anne Maria: So, where's the cookies they promised to us? Lightning: Lightning don't know. Chris: (on intercom) Yeah... Stowaways came in earlier and stole the food. All: AW! Sam: (to Anne Maria) So, I'm your new teammate. Anne Maria: Yeah. Sam: So, you like to play games? Anne Maria: Eh, depends on what type of game you're talking about? Sam: Like... MODERN WARFARE THREE! Anne Maria: Ew! I hate those type of games. The only games I play are "Spray the hair"... okay okay I played the game once... and I liked it. Sam: Wait... are you "mzspraysprayAM7055"? Anne Maria: Okay! I play Call of Duty games, I just don't want my friends to know the true me. I might be the only girl to play those type of games, but they're fun. Sam: So... you play MW3 and like it? Anne Maria: Yes I do. I met someone while playing on live on the game once. Sam: Go on. Anne Maria: And I really liked him. He was one of the nicest guys to ever talk to. He lost for me so I can have a ranking of five. He's a true man. Sam: What's his gamertag? Anne Maria: Why do you want to know? And why are you asking me these questions? Sam: Because, I'm your friend and friends are there to look out for eachother. Anne Maria: True... I don't remember his gamertag, but it was something like "Typo-Nerd" with a bunch of numbers like "50021". Sam: "Typo-Nerd50021"? Anne Maria: That's it!... How did you know that gamertag? Sam: I'm Typo-Nerd50021. Anne Maria: Really? Wow, this is awkward. Thanks for losing to me... and thanks for listening to me... Sam: Wow... Anne Maria: Know what? Screw it... I li- Chris: (on intercom) Sorry to interrupt, but it's challenge time!... and the challenge will be beginning in one minute. Everyone: AW!

(near the Yosemite) Chris: Welcome to Yosemite Part! Brick: This place is actually nice. Chris: Yeah, it's a nice place, until you actually compete in this challenge. Leshawna: What's our challenge, Chris? Chris: Well, you see that shopping cart with a plastic life raft and a giant piece of wood? You'll be boarding down the mountain in those! Dakota: Isn't that dangerous? Chris: YES IT IS! But, it's also a fun challenge. Anne Maria: Will it harm my pretty hair? Sam: Yes! Will it harm her pretty hair? Chris: Yes. Anne Maria: (drops on her knees) NO!!!!! Chris: Can I explain the challenge now? Everyone: Sure. Chris: Okay! Your challenge will involved some boarding if I say. Today, you'll ride your "boats" down that mountain. Then, you'll cross the water fall on that tightrope. Once the entire team passes, you'll race up the mountain and cross the finish line. The winning team will not only receive first place, but a nice buffet. The losing team will send one of their own home. So, teams, get in your "boats"! (Collectors take the shopping cart and the Stowaways take the wood) So, on your mark... get set... go! Scott: Come on Lightning... push! (Lightning pushes the cart down the hill and jumps on) Leshawna, Dakota and Dawn: Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! (Mike pushes the wood down the hill and jumps on) Mike: Lets get them!

(racing down the hill) Anne Maria: I don't see them... we're winning! Sam: Not anymore, they're catching up! Leshawna: (shouting to the Collectors) It's time for the Collectors to start collecting losts! (to her team) Get it? Collectors? Collecting losts? Dawn: First off, that is not even funny and "losts" is not a word. Dakota: I don't care, but we're passing! Lightning: (sees the Stowaways passing them) Team Lightning isn't going to let his team lose! Anne Maria: We need to go faster... (breaks the raft off the cart) See, we're going a lot faster now... heck we're passing the others. Scott: Yeah, but we're hitting a river! (all scream and go into the river) Leshawna: Mike! Slow it down! Mike: I can't! (all scream and go into the river as well) Dakota: Wait... we're still floating. Dawn and Mike: Yes! Scott: (swimming with his team) Can we come on? Leshawna: Eh, sure. (Team Collectors swim over to the Stowaways "raft" and gets on) Anne Maria: Thanks guys. Leshawna: You're welcome. Sam: Does anyone hear water falling for some reason? Dawn: Oh, I know that sound. It's a waterfall and we're... nearing... one... Leshawna: Did you say... waterfall? Dakota, Mike, Anne Maria, Scott, Lightning, Brick: WATERFALL?! Brick: Quick, everyone paddle! (everyone paddles as quick as they can go, but as they grow close towards the waterfall, they jumps off the raft and swim to the side shore) Dakota: (sees her raft go down the waterfall) So, what now? Scott: I don't know. (in confessional) This is my chance to eliminate Anne Maria. I don't like her... and she almost killed us today! (seeing the tightrope) So, we're suppose to cross this? Sam: I guess so. (starts to walk on the rope) Lightning: Well, I want to win. (walks on the rope) Dawn: Eh... (jumps on Lightning's back) Lightning: (looks at Dawn with a happy expression) Yeah. Anne Maria: (spraying her hair) Eh, this is easy. (walks on the rope) Scott: Hm... (kicks a sharp rock at the rope while Sam, Lightning, Dawn and Anne Maria were walking on it, causing them to fall off the rope and going down the waterfall) Dakota: OH MY GOD! Leshawna: Dawn! Lightning! Sam! Anne! Brick: This isn't good, where's Chris?! Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, are they alright? Leshawna: (looking down) I don't think so... Dawn landed on bird, Lightning and Sam are getting onto shore and Anne Maria's hair broke her fall... (looks closely) Nope, she's not good. Scott: Ye-No! Are they alright?! Brick: I don't know! Dakota: We need to get Chris! Chris: (landing his helicopter) What's going on here? Dakota: Something happened and Sam, Lightning, Dawn and Anne Maria fell down the fall. They're hurt! Chris: (to himself) I don't want another lawsuit... (to his cameramen) Get them to the first aid center and fast! (to the audience) Well, since we have some injuries, we'll be right back for more "safe" challenges ahead on Last Stop On The Total Drama Train! Dakota: (to Chris) We never had a break. Chris: Well, you're getting one right now!

(first aid) Sam: (on a stretcher playing a game) Ouch! My thumb hurts! I can't play... but I must! Dawn: (on a stretcher, meditating) Soon, my injuries will be going away soon. Nature will help me get better. Am I right, Lightning? Lightning: Yeah. Lightning have a question for Dawn. Dawn: What is it? Lightning: Well... how can Lightning say this... Lightning likes you! Dawn: Oh... well... I don't know. (confessional) He likes me? Well, I like him too, but I don't know if I like him back... he's dumb and all but he's pretty cute. (to Lightning) Uh.... yeah... (Anne Maria, in a full body cast, is wheeled in on a stretcher by an intern, Mikey) Mikey: Well, she's brutal. Sam: Is she going to be alright? Mikey: Nope. Lightning: Is Lightning's teammate gonna heal? Mikey: Nope, she fractured every bone in her body... she's basically out, bro. Lightning: Aw. Mikey: Yep. (he was given a note from a producer) Actually, she's out guys. Her parents called their lawyers and threatened to sue the show at this very moment and demand her to come back home so they can "fix her". Well, say "goodbye" Anne Maria... even though you can't talk. Bye! (wheels out Anne Maria) Sam: Wait! I want to say... (doesn't see them) I love you, Anne Maria. Lightning: (to Dawn) Lightning thinks that's too sudden. (Mikey pops in) Mikey: Oh Sam, Chris says that if you sing a song, you're immune from elimination. Sam: Can it be a sappy love song? Mikey: I don't really care since I'm not listening... or even gonna watch the show as a matter of fact... just sing for all I care. (leaves) Sam: I dedicate this song to Anne Maria. (Lightning and Dawn looks at eachother; "Oh Izzy" music is heard)

I know we just met, not that long ago. But I need to tell you, this secret. ''The secret I had, since the first time I saw you. Ooh-Ooh.'' ''That I thought... you were pretty.''

''Oh Anne! Anne Maria!... Oh, I love you so!'' ''Oh Anne! Anne Maria!... Oh I hope to see you again.''

''Anne Maria... I know you were mean to me.'' But I always knew, you had that soft side. ''I'll miss her smile... and her rock hard hair. Ooh-Ooh.'' I thought it was pretty to be freaky.

''Oh Anne! Anne Maria!... Oh, I love you so!'' ''Oh Anne! Anne Maria!... Oh I hope to see you again.'' I hope to see you a-a-again. (cries, Dawn and Lightning cares for him)

(Chris with the other five contestant) Chris: (given a note from a producer) What's this? (reads the note) What the? Brick: What's going on? Dakota: Is everything okay? Mike: Are they safe? Leshawna: Is Anne Maria alright? Chris: Well, Lightning and Dawn are still recovering while Sam is too heartbroken to compete. Scott: What do you mean "too heartbroken to compete"? Chris: Yeah. Sam and Anne Maria like eachother, but just now Anne Maria was removed from the game by her parents, so basically that's it. Dakota, Brick, Mike and Leshawna: ANNE MARIA'S GONE?! Chris: Yep. So, that's basically it. But... we have to finish this challenge. Leshawna: But Anne Maria's gone. Chris: So? Like I care. Hahaha. So, all you guys have to do is climb up that hill and past the finish line. Also, there's still an elimination. And if the Collectors lose... you can't vote off Sam since he sang a song and is immune. Got it? Everyone: Yes. Chris: Alright... and go!

Elimination Table

 * 1 - Courtney wasn't suppose to be competing, but according to her contract from her lawsuit, she has a free ticket to the game.
 * 2 - Cameron and Lightning swap teams in "Brawling in the Falls".
 * 3 - Brick and Mike swap teams in "Nome-y my Homey".
 * 4 - Sam came in second/first in a challenge, adding him to a new team.