User blog:Nalyd Renrut/Survivor Jokes

Last night on Jeopardy: "J.T. outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted Stephen and all the rest to win $1 mill. on the Tocantins edition of this show."

Last night on the Colbert Report: "CBS is home to some of my greatest news rivals. Walter Kronkite. Katie Couric. Jeff Probst. Jeff was on the ground in Samoa, Borneo, Guatemala; I didn't see Katie Couric reporting on Russel burning Jaison's socks!"

This made me lolz. :D