User blog:KoopaKidJr./TDChaos Chapter 3 (WARNING - Contains Spoilers!!!)

It was bright and early and all of the Hawks, with the exception of Boomer were fast asleep.

"I guess nobody can hear this; oh well, here it goes," Boomer said to himself, as he started to sing.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover, I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover," Boomer sang, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!!!"

Paul started to wake up and sarcastically comment on Boomer's singing, "Boomer, that was the best singing I've ever heard; you should go on American Idol and don't stop until you make the top."

"Is that all true?" Boomer asked.

"No it's not," Paul said, as threw one of his books at Boomer to shut him up, "Now shut up, some of us are trying to sleep!"

'''Boomer: Is Paul insulting my Boomerificness? If so, he's going to get what's coming to him!'''

Boomer screamed so loud it got all the Hawks to fall out of their beds.

"Boomer, what the hell is up yo' crazy butt?" Wallace asked Boomer.

"Payback on Paul," Boomer replied.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me, Boomer," Paul said to him annoyed at his antics.

Paul: We lost one annoying teammate already, and I can't wait to lose another one if we lose again!

"Does anyone want to hear me sing?" Eliza asked, as she coughed but surprisingly didn't cough up blood.

"NO!!!!!" the other Hawks shouted simulataneously.

"Alright, alright!" Eliza shouted, as she now started to cough up mucus.

'''Eliza: One day, I cough up blood and the next day, I cough up mucus. My mom told me I was prettier than the other girls here, while my agent I wasn't, so whose telling the truth and when I stop coughing up disgusting crap every freaking minute?'''