Total Drama Action (Webkinz Mania Style)

Total Drama Action is still dominating the ratings, after the first season showed off how awesome and dramatic the show can get, all ending with Webby's exciting win. Now, fourteen campers are returning to compete in the new season, taking on movie challenges to win a million bucks!

Cast

 * Chris McLean is the host.
 * Chef Hatchet is the chef.
 * Beth, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Owen, Sadie, Trent, Tyler and Webby are the contestants.

Chapter 1: Monster Cash
“Last time on Total Drama Island” said Chris, driving a bus. “Webby and Harold were in the final two and Courtney hurt her self. This old woman is rolling down a hill. Anyways, Webby somehow heard what I said and won the hundred grand. Anyways, this season now is about movie genres are fourteen of our fan favorites, excluding Harold, since nobody cares about him are returning now, for the million. Now, join us for the first episode of Total Drama Action!” said Chris, running over a stop sign. “Whoops” he winked.

(theme song plays)

“But then, Bitsy said that she didn’t want to watch that movie. So, we watched the space one with the cute little bananas eating monkeys, or was it monkeys eating bananas" said Lindsay. “Hey, Lindsay. Let’s take this valuable time, by talking about another alliance” said Heather, smiling. “Yaaay!” said Lindsay out loud. “Quiet” said Heather. “The others are listening to every word we say” said Heather, whispering to Lindsay. “Are you sure, silly?!” said Lindsay.

Lindsay walked to Tyler. “Come back” whispered Heather. “Did you hear what Hannah said to me?!” said Lindsay. “No” said Tyler, admiring Lindsay’s looks. “Uhhhh…” said Lindsay, turning. “Wait!” said Tyler. “Yes?” said Lindsay, turning around. “I want to--I want to confess that” said Tyler. However, before he could finish the sentence, Chris honked the bus.

“About time” said Duncan. Gwen nodded. “Come on the bus everyone!” said Chris. Everyone walked in. “This place is sooo awesome! What are we doing first?! Horror, drama, romance?!” said Izzy. “Slow down Izzy. You are spoiling all our fans” said Chris. “Fans?! Is that the paparazzi?!” said Lindsay, clapping. “Well, this place is abandoned, so there are no fans right now” said Chris. Lindsay gasped.

“Right now, let’s talk about the bus rules! SAFETY!” said Chef, acting as tour guide. “Chef, I told you. I don’t think we need safety. These kids are sixteen” said Chris. “I am seventeen” said Duncan. “Chip, remember when you said I was cue?!” said Lindsay. “Cute?!” said Tyler. “Tyson, I was asking Chris” said Lindsay. “So, if there is a problem, I will yell stop this bus” said Chef.

“Let me test him” said Duncan, whispering to Coutney. “Chef, we have a problem!” said Duncan. “STOP THIS BUS!” yelled Chef. Chris stopped the bus and everyone bumped on to the seats in front of them. “Owie” said Lindsay Tyler, who was across from Lindsay said, “It doesn’t look that bad”. “Awww, thanks Tyson!” said Lindsay. “Umm… it’s Tyler” said Tyler. “Thanks Tyler!” said Lindsay.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in the craft services tent?!” asked Chris. “Wait, that means there’s no more Mess Hall?!” said Gwen. “Nope!” said Chris. “Awww, I liked the pancake smell before I got eliminated” said Owen. “Well, Chef finally learned how to cook, so now he is cooking… eggs and… other stuff” said Chris. Everyone gasped and begun to talk to each other.

“Now, hush my children. Time for the tour!” said Chris, speeding. A bird begun to fly above the bus. Chris closed the window on his bus, as everyone else got hit by it’s markings. “Ewww” said Heather. Duncan laughed at Heather. “Shut up, your mohawk looks worse than Chef’s food right now” said Heather, grinning. “Did someone barf?!” ask Lindsay. “AHEM!” said Chris, opening the windows again.

Chris passed the wild west set. “This is the awesome wild west set. We got it for less than New York in the 1600s or something!” said Chris. “Good to know” said Gwen, rolling her eyes. “Fine, ruin the good cheap moments!” said Chris. Chris then passed the war set. “And this is when--“ said Chris, before Izzy took over.

“I’ll go boom boom on Tyler and he’ll freak out and go near Lindsay and she’ll tell Heather that Tyler likes her and Tyler will hide, as Heather will try to beat him up and--“ said Izzy. “Uhhh, not reeeeeeally” said Chris.

Chris drove past the Gilded Chris Ceremony. “This is where I will be handing out Gilded Chris awards, replacing the good ol’ marshmallows” said Chris. In the confessional, Gwen said: “Gilded Chris’, how lame. Don’t get me wrong. I still want one”.

“Put these sets and more together and you get, TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!” said Chris. Chris stopped the bus at a stop. “Now, before anything. Let’s just remember all the good times we had with good ol’ Camp Wawanakwa!” said Chris. Everyone begun to laugh. “Fine, ruin the moments!” said Chris.

In the new confessional, Justin said: “Woah, this place is better than I thought”. Hands went by Justin. “Not the face” he said. The hands powdered something on him. “Ohhhhhh, that’s the stuff!!” said Justin. Trent looked around and saw big bites on buildings. “Uhh, was this like that when you got here?!” said Trent. “Yes” Chris winked.

“Do you know what happened?!” said Trent. “Yes” said Chris. “Oooh, it’s story time!” said Sadie. “There was a monster and--“ said Chris. “Wow, I am out” said Duncan, walking away. “And it ate the buildings after a movie. It went out of control and ate… Chef’s lunch!” said Chris, sniffling. Sadie begun to cry. “Poor Chef” she said. Lindsay nodded.

“Stop crying. What good has Chef done to us in the past?!” asked Heather. “Some things” said Sadie. “Like?” said Heather. “Cook… crappy food. You know what, I still feel bad for him though. That monster should get arrested for robbing food!” said Sadie, who stopped crying. “Anyways, just get away from it, because it is still out there today!” said Chris, running off into a control panel.

“Wait, so he is making us stay here for dead?!” asked Tyler. “No, he is making us stay here to run off!” said Heather, running away. Lindsay ran next to her. “This is a good moment for… Tyler!” said Tyler, running after Lindsay and Heather.

Trent and Gwen walked together. In the confessional, Trent said: “Sometimes a dream girl needs someone to protect them!” “Gwen, I’ll sacrifice myself if the monster goes near you” said Trent. In the confessional, Gwen said: “Awww, how sweet?!” and blushed.

Chef controlled the monster. Sadie went into the craft services tent and the monster put its hand in and went into the fridge. Terrified, Sadie held the fridge. “Don’t take food!” she said, scared. The monster closed the fridge and ate the food. It reached down for Sadie and Chef walked the monster into a bounce house. Sadie bounced for a few minutes. “That was almost as much fun as that tea party that we had nine years ago! EEEEEEEE!” said Sadie.

“Fangirl!” said Chef, rolling his eyes. The monster walked around. Justin was sitting in the beach, relaxing. “The monster won’t dare to get me. I am just so hot, and I will look A+ for that new Tan magazine!” said Justin. The monster saw Justin and Chef fainted. Justin ran to the monster and stepped on it. “I, Brave Justin has saved everyone from that scary monster and there is no doubt on how I am not a hero!” said Justin. The monster however got up and grabbed Justin. Justin posed on the monster’s hand and the monster blushed. The monster let him go. “Thank you” said Justin, walking away. “DANG IT!” said Chef.

“Must need water” said Owen, panting. “Come on Owen! I want to see all the studios!” said Izzy, running off. The monster walked by and Izzy grabbed its leg. “Izzy, come down! I thought we were going to see the studios!” said Owen. “I know, but I am doing it faster and in a much cooler way!” said Izzy. “Oh, can I join?!” asked Owen. “Sure!” said Izzy. “Just make it on its leg before it’s too late!” said Izzy. The monster walked away and Izzy said, “Don’t worry Owen, just follow us!” Owen walked behind the monster.

The monster grabbed Webby and threw him in the bounce house. “Woah, that was a close one!” said Owen. The monster suddenly turned around and looked on the ground. It saw Owen. “Didn’t see that coming!” said Owen. The monster tried to get Owen. “Argh. Boy’s too heavy!” said Chef, controlling the monster.

Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “Owen, you’re out”. “Awwww” said Owen. Izzy then jumped off the monster. “Hai Owen!” she said. The monster walked to Duncan, who then ran off. “Can’t catch me!” he said. He bumped into Trent. “Move” he said. Trent moved to the side and Duncan still ran off. The monster grabbed Trent and threw him straight down into the bounce house.

Izzy then bit the monster. “OW!” yelled Chef. “This challenge is going out of hand!” said Chris. Chef nodded. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “Sadie, Trent, Webby and Owen have been caught”.

The monster stomped after Duncan and then finally got him in reach. The monster took Duncan and threw him hardly into the bounce house. Courtney was walking around, taking off her band-aids. “Ouch!” she kept saying. The monster listened for her and found her in the confessional. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Ow! Ouch!” The monster then reached for her and got her. Then, the monster walked to the bounce house and threw Courtney in. “Ouch!” she said.

“Bounce houses are bouncy, genius” said Webby. “Shut up! Nobody asked you” said Courtney, still pealing off her band-aids. The monster walked away and reached for Beth. The monster got her, hiding behind a lamppost. The monster put Beth in the bounce house and she bounced. “Hey! I actually wasn’t first!” she said. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “Courtney, Duncan, Beth, Sadie, Trent, Webby and Owen are all caught. There’s only a few more people left, so the game is not over yet!”

The monster then saw Izzy running off. “Hahaha!” she said laughing. She stopped running to catch her breath. “What a workout?!” she said. The monster then grabbed her and threw her in the bounce house. Izzy kept bouncing. “Can you stop?!” asked Courtney, getting bounced near the wall and ground. “But this is fun!” said Izzy.

In the confessional, Heather said: “I don’t need Lindsay right now, but I can get her, Tyler, Beth and Sadie in an alliance, of course if we are on the same team”. Gwen continued to navigate her way around the set without Trent. “I wish the monster didn’t catch Trent” she said. The monster snuck up on Gwen and took her. “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” she yelled. The monster dropped her in the bounce house. She saw Trent and blushed. In the confessional, Gwen said: “For the record, me and him are just friends. But he is kinda cute and nice”.

In the confessional, Trent played his guitar. A freaked out DJ thought the challenge was over and came out of the trailer. “It’s big boy DJ now. I can’t just hide under tables, I need to face my fears!” said DJ in the confessional. The monster stomped its foot once. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed DJ. “Mhm” said Chef, moving the monster to a cabin and stomping it. “Woah” said Chris. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed DJ, running in circles around the monster.

The monster tried to get DJ several times and finally got him. “I got my luck still” said Chef. The monster took DJ to the bounce house with DJ’s eyes closed and dropped him in there. DJ screamed again. “Stop with the screaming you teddy bear!” said Courtney, still removing a few band-aids from her knees.

“So, Lindsay, back there I was trying to say that I love you” said Tyler. In the confessional, Heather said: “I love you?! Seriously?! Soon, they’ll break into their own alliance and eliminate me and everyone else one by one. I will not let that happen”. “Awwwwww” said Lindsay. “Oh, joy” said Heather. “Heather, do you have a crush on anyone?!” said Tyler. “None of your business, jock” said Heather. “I bet she doesn’t want to admit it” winked Tyler. "I said none of your business you jock!" said Heather. "Jock?" said Tyler. "Yes" said Heather.

The monster took the bickering Heather and Tyler. “Look what you did to us now!” said Heather, complaining. “I? It’s also your fault, you know!” said Tyler. “No, I didn’t start that relationship thing!” said Heather. Tyler got dropped first and then, Heather got dropped. “A bit easier next time, can’t you?!” said Heather.

“JUSTIN AND LINDSAY WIN THE CHALLENGE!” said Chris, over the loudspeaker. “And that monster, you were scared of, DJ, Chef was controlling it!” said Chris, laughing. “Don’t ever do that again, that freaked me out!” said DJ.

“Justin and Lindsay are going to pick teams in two days!” said Chris, out loud. “Good!” said Justin, smiling and taking off his shirt. “So hot” said Sadie. Beth nodded. In the confessional, Heather said: “Perfect! I can get her to pick the people I want. It can be me, her, Beth and no loons like Tyler. Forget him”.

“Before we wrap this episode up” said Chris. “We are going to pick heads or tails! Guys and girls will pick either one and if it lands on your side, you get the regular trailer! If it doesn’t, you will get the smooshed one!” said Chris. “Pick in ten seconds!” said Chris. “Heads!” said Owen, for the guys. “Tails!” said Lindsay, for the girls. In the confessional, Izzy said: “Awww, I like heads, like head-butting. Haha!” In the confessional, Lindsay said: “Do we wear tails, since I said that? I am so confused!”

The coin landed on tails. “Girls get the regular trailer, as the guys will get the smooshed one. Haha! Good night!” said Chris, walking off. Chef was busy building a new cabin for the guys. “I hate this job!” he said. In a few hours, the cabin was finished and the guys walked in. Everyone, soonly went to bed. The monster roared and Chris woke up. “Can someone please put a wrap to that monster?!” said Chris, angrily.

Chapter 2: Alien Ressur-eggtion
“Last time on Total Drama Action” said Chris. “We announced the new season and a few challenges, including a monster one. In the end, Justin and Lindsay got to pick teams and they’ll pick in a few minutes on Total Drama ACTION!” Chris continued.

(theme song plays)

Everyone woke up and reported outside. “Okay guys. Lindsay and Justin are going to pick the teams!” said Chris. “Lindsay is going first, since she’s a girl and we are picking boy girl school yard fashion or girl boy” said Chris. “I pick…” said Lindsay. “ME!” said Lindsay, smiling. “EEEEEEEEEEEE”! said Sadie. “Thank you, thank you!” said Lindsay.

“Ummm… are you a boy?!” asked Chris. “Well, don’t tell anybody, but I somehow went into the boys bathroom one day, so I am technically a boy. Hi Blob!” said Lindsay. “Ummm… she said Owen!” said Chris. Owen walked over to Lindsay’s side.

“Justin, you may pick a girl!” said Chris. In the confessional, Justin said: “So many girls, so little pretty!” “I pick… Gwen, I guess” said Justin. Gwen walked over to Justin’s side. In the confessional, Gwen said: “I feel honored to be with Justin! Now, let’s just hope he picks Trent”.

“Lindsay, you may pick a girl!” said Chris. Heather pointed at herself. “I want… Hannah on my team!” said Lindsay. “Heather, you may go on Lindsay’s team” said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: “Now, she better pick Beth and Sadie, because I need an alliance!” “Justin, pick a guy!” said Chris. “I pick Duncan” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “Time to mix up the drama. After I left the first season, I learned how you can’t just smile and be nice anymore. You need to be serious and backstab people, start rumors and alliances. Maybe even… break up relationships. I will use my looks on the way to victory. I am here for the money and for the looks. There’s not a single girl here that’s pretty though”.

“Lindsay, pick a guy!” said Chris. “Webby!” said Lindsay. “Bu-“ said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “I don’t want that web kid on my team. I don’t care if he wins. If he screws up, my alliance will come into action!” “Moving on” said Chris, as Webby passed him. “Justin, pick a girl on your team” said Chris. In the confessional, Justin said: “Almost all the remaining girls are loons!” “Uhh… Sadie” said Justin, sighing.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” she kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” she rolled on the ground. “Ummm…” said Chris. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I am with my true love now, Justin! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

In the confessional, Justin said: “I take picking Sadie back”. “You may pick a girl!” said Chris to Lindsay. “PJ!” she said. “DJ is not a girl!” said Heather. “Corny!” said Lindsay. “NO!” said Heather. “Ummm… she said Beth!” said Heather. Beth walked over to Lindsay’s side. “Be ready for a massive squeal!” said Heather. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Lindsay and Beth. “Hey, me and Katie make that noise also. That is soooo cool!” said Sadie. “Yeah!” said Lindsay. “Focus!” said Heather to Lindsay.

“Justin, pick a guy!” said Chris. “I pick… Tyler!” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “We have a jock, a teddy bear and a person who plays a guitar. What do you pick?! The jock. It’s not a music competition, nor Halloween!” Tyler sighed and walked to Justin’s side. “Okay Lindsay. You can pick: Trent or DJ. Who will it be?!” said Chris. “PJ!” said Lindsay, smiling. In the confessional, Heather said: “Well, maybe I can get DJ in my alliance!” In the confessional, Webby said: “Yes! Me and my two good pals, DJ and Owen are on the same team! This season is turning out better than I thought!”

“That means Trent is on Justin’s team!” said Chris Trent walked to Justin’s team, as DJ walked to Lindsay’s team. Lindsay hugged DJ. “Now, win these challenges!” she smiled. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Do you think Lindsay is cheating on me? She just hugged DJ and I was right there watching. I thought she liked me”. In the confessional, Gwen said: “Now, me and Trent are together on the same team. This is just great! Now, let’s hope they don’t eliminate him so early”.

“Now, Justin. This is your choice. You can pick psycho or ranter for your team” said Chris. “I pick Courtney” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “Courtney actually listens to us and doesn’t go crazy. Also, I hate Izzy. Why do I always get stuck with the weirdest two?”

Courtney walked to Justin’s team, as Izzy ran to Lindsay’s team. “OH MY GOD! We have the best people in our team. We are going to dominate in challenges! I cannot believe this! I am just so happy!” said Izzy, speed-talking. “Save that if we are having a talking contest” said Heather. “Yaaay! I got everyone I wanted!” said Lindsay. “I got… nobody but you and Beth I wanted” said Heather, unhappy. “I am so sorry Hannah! I will try harder next time” said Lindsay. “Next time?! THERE WILL BE NO NEXT TIME!” yelled Heather “Umm… Heather, don’t spazz out. It makes people die 5% inside” said Webby. “Coming from an idiot like you” mumbled Heather. “What?!” said Webby. “Nothing” said Heather, smiling.

“Now, everyone follow me!” said Chris. Chris took everyone to studio two. “Okay, you all are going to be hiding from Mama Alien, Chef. If he shots you with his paintball gun, you are OUT!” said Chris. “But I have so much to earn for!” said Lindsay. “Of the challenge” said Chris. “What happens if you win?!” said Heather. “If you win, your team gets immunity and the other team votes off one of their very own!” said Chris. “Hmmm…” said Heather.

“Well, everyone has a minute to hide. GO!” said Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: “Hide and seek, again?! How lame. The first time is fun. Because of the water. Now, there is no Harold, meaning no fun! Because I loved it when he got out and he complained”. Chris pressed the alarm. “That means one minute!” he said.

Owen walked around with Izzy and Webby. “Don’t worry Big-O. Once Chef comes, I am going to take him down!” said Izzy. Mama Alien suddenly appeared. In the confessional, Webby said: “A wild Mama Alien has appeared”. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “Awww… Chef is a mama! And I thought he was a Papa. I am not as dumb as you think”. Mama Alien shot a paintball at Webby. Webby dodged. “Ha!” said Webby.

Chef violently was about to shoot his paintball gun. “Wait” said Chef. “Let’s set up a few rules. No face hitting, no fishie out of water, no godplaying and…” said Chef. “No, paintball gun stealing?” asked Webby. Chef nodded. “Okay, time in!” said Chef. Chef shot paintballs at Owen. One hit him and Owen fell down. “Big-O!” said Izzy. Izzy growled and ran to Chef. She pulled a giant paintball gun from her pocket. “Mhm. And that is some thing you have not seen!” said Izzy, shooting one at Chef. “What did I say about face shooting?!” said Chef, on the ground. “RUN!” said Izzy. Izzy and Webby ran in the boiler room.

Justin walked with his team. “Let’s split up, so we won’t be caught all at once!” said Justin. “Okay!” said Tyler. “I’ll go with Gwen” said Trent, smiling. In the confessional, Justin said: “Those two have been doing a lot together. Something is up”. “Okay” said Gwen. Gwen and Trent walked up a ladder one by one to a different floor.

“Tyler, you can just wander off” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “No way Tyler is going to walk with someone. He’ll definitely lose for us!” “Duncan and Courtney, go together!” said Justin. In the confessional, Duncan said: “WHAT did he say? I am not going to do this challenge with a psycho!” In the confessional, Courtney said: “Time to take this valuable time with Duncan on how to improve our relationship, by starting one big thing, an alliance!”

“I’ll go with Sadie” said Justin. “EE-“ said Sadie, before Justin said, “Shush. Its listening”. In the control panel, Chris said: “Chef, an it? Haha! Wait until he watches this! But not before Survivor”. Justin and Sadie walked to a quiet place. Mama Alien got up and walked around. “Okay Sadie. I am using this time to invite you to an…” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “I’ll regret doing this”. “Alliance” said Justin, holding his ears and sighing.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” she kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” she rolled on the ground, until Mama Chef shot a paintball at her stomach. “Ow!” cried Sadie.

“Umm… I’ll get you later!” said Justin, running off. “Come back here pretty!” said Chef, chasing Justin. Justin ran up the ladder and saw Trent and Gwen. “This is not turning out good!” said Justin. Chef shot three paintballs at Gwen, Trent and Justin, all getting them. “Nooooooooooooooooo!” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin asked: “Does green match me?! Either way, Duncan better win this challenge, because he’s my last hope. I can get four out of seven to just eliminate him!”

Chef walked into the boiler room and changed a few settings. “Have a green day!” Chef winked, holding up an umbrella. Soon, green slime came from the air. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “My hair is… GREEN! I am not doing this. I need to wash off!” “Woah!” said Chris in the control panel. Izzy, Webby and Duncan were left in the game.

Chef looked around in the boiler room for Webby and Izzy. Izzy whispered to Webby, “Leave and look for Duncan”. Webby nodded and left. “AHA!” said Chef, opening the door and seeing Webby. He shot at Webby and hit him. Webby fell down “Ow. That really hurt. Why do you do things like that? Ow. It is so dangerous and… ow. This was even worse than that time when I… ow!” said Webby. “Hey Webby” said Owen on the ground. “How was your day?” said Webby.

Chef looked for Duncan. He looked up on each floor. “Okay. So, he must be in the boiler room with crazy!” said Chef, jumping down off all of those flights. He ran into the boiler room and shot Duncan, who tried to use Izzy to defend him. “You’re out!” said Chef. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “I finally thought of names for your teams. Lindsay’s team is called the Screaming Gaffers and Justin’s team is called the Killer Grips. Now, the winner is Izzy and the Screaming Gaffers. The Grips have eliminate someone now. You have fifty minutes for your vote”!

Justin found Sadie and took her into the craft services tent. In the confessional, Sadie said: “Does he want to have dinner with me?! That will be so awesome. I hope he does!" “Come here Tyler” said Justin, taking off his shirt. In the confessional, Justin said: “Duncan may be good, but he just lost a valuable challenge for us and he hates almost everyone in the team, so he’ll do no good”. Trent and Gwen then joined the discussion. “I need everyone one of you to eliminate Duncan” said Justin.

“Why?” asked Gwen. “Isn’t he a cool guy?” said Trent. Gwen nodded. “He lost the challenge for us and hates almost everyone of us in our team!” said Justin. “He does?” asked Gwen. “Yes” said Justin. “And he also made it far in season one. None of us, but Duncan and Courtney made it far!” Justin continued. “You have a point there” said Trent. “I guess I can vote for him!” said Gwen. “Same” said Trent. “You got my vote” said Tyler. “Of course you have myyyy vote” said Sadie. “Good!” said Justin.

In the Gilded Chris location, Chris said: “These are the voting devices you will be using for the rest of the season, as long as you are playing. Pick a face here to eliminate, okay?! I’ll record all the votes!” A few minutes later, the votes were in. “Well, all but two votes were toward someone!” said Chris, reading the results list from the new gadgets.

“The first Gilded Chris of season two goes to… Gwen!” said Chris. In the confessional, Gwen said: “First Gilded Chris. I am happy I got one, well, not really. Well, I am actually. But that is so awesome!” Gwen got her Gilded Chris and sat down. “The next two goes to… Sadie and… Tyler!” said Chris, handing them each a Gilded Chris. “Trent, you are safe too!” said Chris, giving him a Gilded Chris also.

“Three people left. Two Gilded Chris’!” said Chris. “The next Gilded Chris goes to Courtney!” said Chris, handing Courtney a Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Duncan better not go or else the voting is rigged!” “Duncan, Justin, this is the final Gilded Chris. It will go to…” said Chris, starting all the drama.

“JUSTIN!” said Chris, handing Justin the final Gilded Chris. Justin smiled. “Good bye Duncan” sighed Gwen. Duncan muttered some bad words and went in the Lame-o-Sine. “That is not good sportsmanship!” said Chris. Justin grinned in the confessional. The lame-o-sine took off.

In the confessional, Courtney opened a package, which had a PDA in it. “Be ready for a lawsuit. You are going to return Duncan. Even if it kills me!” said Courtney.

Chapter 3: Riot on Set
“Last time on Total Drama Action” said Chris. “We picked the awesome teams and we did an alien challenge. Chef went so hard on everyone. Even Heather got soaked. In the end, Izzy won the challenge for the Gaffers, as Duncan got sent home in Total Drama ACTION!” Chris continued.

(theme song plays)

Lindsay and Courtney woke up. “Good morning Corny” said Lindsay. Courtney mumbled, “Good morning”. “Why so sad?” said Lindsay. “I am not sad!” said Courtney. “Why are you unhappy?!” said Lindsay. “Dumb team voted Duncan off” said Courtney. “PUNKIN?!” Lindsay gasped. “No, Duncan!” said Courtney. “I don’t know him…” said Lindsay.

Everyone woke up and reported outside. “Good morning everybodah!” said Chris. “Stop with that Simpsons accent” said Webby. DJ nodded. “Fine, because today is an acting challenge!” said Chris. Webby gasped. In the confessional, Webby said: “I don’t act”. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “YES! A fact challenge, I am going to win this challenge!”

“First, you have to take these trailers up a giant hill. Then, you need to make a scene. Best scene wins!” said Chris. Chris showed everyone the two trailers. “Owen, take us on top of that hill!” said Izzy. Owen nodded and took down his pants. “Time to strap on!” said Owen. “Couldn’t you have done that when we were looking away?!” said Heather. “Didn’t think of it before!” said Owen, strapping the trailer and running up the hill.

“Okay, we need someone… not me, who needs to carry the trailer up the hill… not me. Okay?!” said Justin. “I am busy with my PDA. Get someone else” said Courtney. Justin stared at Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… at least I think he does”.

Sadie begun to carry the trailer up the hill, slowly. “Can’t you pull faster?!” said Justin. “I am trying!” said the sweaty Sadie. “Ewww, sweat. Can’t go near you for about twenty-six minutes-three hours” said Justin, walking up the hill. Tyler begun to pay attention to the Gaffers. “Owen is half way up!” said Chris. “But he is losing control of his pants…” said Chris. “OWEN!” said Heather. “I can’t stop” said Owen. “Oh yes you can. That is really gross” said Heather, looking away. “Well, can someone help me?!” said Owen, stopping. A cricket chirped. “The faster you get up the hill, the faster you can pull your pants up and win the challenge!” said Heather. Webby nodded.

“No Hannah. I think he should do it here. I don’t like what I am seeing!” said Lindsay. “No” said Heather. “Pleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” said Lindsay. “Fine” said Heather. Owen stopped and pulled his pants up, as the trailer went down the hill. Beth began to run away from it. “HELP ME!” said Beth. In the confessional, Beth had a cast on. “I thought someone… was going to save the… day. Someone like… Justin” she said.

“We have an advantage! Hurry up Sadie!” said Courtney. “You try… moving this trailer” said Sadie. “Fine” said Courtney, putting her PDA in her pocket and taking it up the hill. Before you know it, Courtney and the Grips’ trailer was up the hill. “The Grips have an advantage for this part of the challenge, find an actor and read the script!” said Chris. Owen begun to go up the hill again with the Gaffers’ trailer. Owen’s pants fell down again. “Hannah, ignore it” said Lindsay. “But it’s just gross. Owen, stop and pull your pants up” said Heather. “NO! We are going to lose the challenge!” said Lindsay. “Tough luck for you Lindsay. I am here to win the challenge” said Heather. “Heather has a point” said Owen.

The Grips put down chairs. “Okay, now, let’s get cozy and begin the challenge” said Courtney. “I nominate… Tyler to do the challenge” she continued. “I actually want you to do it” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “Has she read the script? She’ll be perfect!” “I am not a bossy person!” said Courtney, reading the script. “Yes, you are” said Justin. “How rude?!” complained Courtney. “I am not bossy either” said Tyler. “You know what?! Let’s vote on this. If you want Tyler to do the script, raise your hand!” said Courtney.

She was the only one to raise her hand. She growled. “I TOLD YOU ALL TO VOTE TYLER!” said Courtney. “Bossy, much?!” said Tyler. Courtney blushed. “Fine, I’ll do the dumb role, but you all better not vote me off tonight if we lose” said Courtney. “Fine” said Justin. In the confessional, Justin said: “I have a good alliance right now, so I can pick off whoever I want, whenever I want”.

Owen finally got the trailer up and pulled up his pants. Heather read the script and laughed. “We need two people, I say Lindsay and Beth” said Heather. “What is it about?!” said Beth. “A farmer… raising a cow!” said Heather laughing her head off. “I know how to do crops! There’s a lot of weeds in my garden!” said Lindsay. “Uhhhh… okay” said Heather.

“Along with Courtney, we need a guy that is friends with everyone” said Justin. Trent raised his hand. “Okay, so it’ll be Courtney and Trent for us!” said Justin. In the confessional, Trent said: “I should just give Courtney her PDA”. “If you want to win, give me the PDA” said Trent. “Why? You may just mess it up!” said Courtney. “Trust me” said Trent. “I am friends to everyone, remember?!” Trent continued. Courtney sighed and gave Trent her PDA. “If it breaks, I won’t buy a new one with my own money” said Courtney. In the confessional, Trent said: “I’ll be extra perfect with this. Ooh, a song manager. This looks cool”. Trent adjusted and played around with the PDA.

Lindsay wore an old red shirt that was torn. Beth however, wore a black and white shirt with a nose shaped like a pig’s. Courtney wore her regular clothing. “Okay” said Chris. “Read the scripts!” he continued. “First… the Grips!” said Chris.

Courtney reached for her pocket. “Who took my PDA?!” she said. “The scripts! The scripts!” Tyler whispered. “Shut up” whispered Courtney. Trent walked around. “Hey, is that MY PDA?!” asked Courtney. “No, duh! I found this on the floor” said Trent. “Give me that!” said Courtney. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “Oh my goodness! Trent took Corny’s DAP! What’s a DAP anyways? Does it stand for Dramatic Apple Player?!”. Courtney looked around the PDA. “Aha!” said Courtney pointed to her name. In the confessional, Trent said: “Courtney Buckert. Weird name”.

She snatched the PDA away from Trent. “Now, excuse me. I need to… what happened to my contacts, lists and everything?” said Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I knew I couldn’t have trust Trent. He doesn’t know how to work these things. Now, I lost EVERYTHING!” Music then turned out. “Baby, by Justin Bieber? Who listens to this?!” said Courtney, listening to the song. In the confessional, Tyler complained: “Why don’t they just read the scripts?!”

Trent pointed at Sadie, who blushed. Chris begun to chuckle. “Now, how do you delete this?” said Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney asked: “Did he just remove the delete button?!” She stopped Baby and suddenly, another Justin Beiber song turned on, Love Me. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWO JUSTIN BEIBER SONGS IN ONE DAY! YOU CAN GET LUCKIER THAN THIS!” said Sadie, happy as can be. In the confessional, Justin said: “That Justin is a girl. He isn’t as pretty as me. I even have better songs!”

“Done” said Courtney, unhappy as can be. “I’ll give you the rating after the Gaffers” said Chris, still chuckling. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I finally undeleted everything, but now Baby is stuck in my head!” In the confessional, Justin sung: “I cry like a baby, crybaby, crybaby, OH!” Lindsay then said, “What do I do?!” Webby facepalmed.

“What a long day?!” said Lindsay, milking the crops. “No Lindsay. Water!” whispered Heather. “I CAN’T HEAR YOU HANNAH!” said Lindsay. Heather facepalmed. “Now, let me milk my cow friend” said Lindsay. “Milk the what?!” said Webby, fainting. “Beth, the cow over there!” said Lindsay, pointing at Beth. Beth gasped. Lindsay walked closer to Beth. “Time to milk the cow” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Owen said: “My eyes are sizzling as bacon! Yum… bacon!” In the confessional, Izzy said: “That was gross, but actually kinda funny if you keep watching that over and over again. No, just kidding. My bear joke beat that by so much!” Beth passed out. “And now, time to bury the cow!” said Lindsay.

In the confessional, DJ said: “Bury the cow?! But it did nothing but get… well, grossed out!” Lindsay dug a hole by the other plants. “You are seriously going to bury her?!” whispered Heather. Lindsay nodded. “Rest in peace, Beth” said Heather. Lindsay pushed Beth. “You know this is pretend, you know?!” said Beth. “OH MY STARS! THE COW IS ALIVE!” said Lindsay. “Moo” said Beth. “Wait, it’s an zombie! Hide from the cow!” said Lindsay, running down the hill and into the girls trailer. “Well, that went better than expected” said Beth. Heather said, “I think you just costed us this challenge”. “Heather, you are right” said Chris.

“I am going to rate the Gaffers a solid one, because that was a really gross experience that almost made me barf my guts up!” said Chris. “The Grips get an eight, because their performance was weird, but also really funny. It made me have a few epic win moments inside” Chris continued. “I deem the Grips the winners of immunity for the challenge!” said Chris. “YES” said the Grips. Gwen and Trent high-fived each other. The Grips, then walked down the hill.

“Gaffers, what can I say?! You guys lost brutally. Now, you got to eliminate someone. I’ll see you tonight in the Gilded Chris ceremony!” said Chris. “This is what happens if someone… Beth and Lindsay… screws up!” said Heather. “Don’t just blame us. You should’ve stopped us from doing these roles!” said Beth. “Get real” said Heather, walking away down the hill with the rest of the team, leaving Beth alone, by herself.

A few hours later, all the votes were cast. “If you do not receive a Gilded Chris, you’ll be eliminated” said Chris in the Gilded Chris ceremony. “The first Gilded Chris goes to… Izzy!” said Chris, passing Izzy a Gilded Chris. Izzy stuffed it in her face. “So good! This was even better than that special chocolate I stole from that school fair a few years ago. I still have them in my old pants! Want some anyone?!” said Izzy. “I may want some” said Owen. “Cool, the school security guard is still looking for me though, so watch out!” said Izzy. The security guard, who was watching the show made an evil and angry face.

“Okay… the next Gilded Chris goes to Owen, who will probably stuff it down his face also!” said Chris. Owen got his Gilded Chris and nodded. Then, he stuffed it down. “Izzy, you are right. Can you give one to me for breakfast?!” asked Owen. “Sorry Owen, but no” said Chris. “Awwww” said Owen. “The next Gilded Chris goes to Heather!” said Chris, handing Heather one. “Thank you” said Heather, waving at Beth and Lindsay. In the confessional, Heather said: “For the record, I am giving Beth one more chance in my alliance. If she screws up this time however, she is out!”

“Our next Gilded Chris goes to DJ!” said Chris. DJ received it and walked back to his seat. “Three people left, two Gilded Chris left” said Chris. “Our second to last Gilded Chris goes to Lindsay!” said Chris. Lindsay walked over and got her Chris. Then, he ate it. “Okay, now Beth and Webby. One of you won’t get this final Gilded Chris to keep you in the game. Webby, you will still get the money from last season if you get the elimination. Before anything, both of you racked up a lot of votes, but one of you got one more than the other” said Chris. Webby sighed. “The final Gilded Chris goes to…” said Chris, starting the drama.

“Webby!” said Chris, ending the drama. Webby walked up and got his Gilded Chris. “Beth, you have been eliminated” said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “Now, we have to play the hard way. It’s now only two people in this alliance and we need more”. “Good bye guys. I guess I didn’t do well in the acting challenge” said Beth. In the confessional, Webby said: “Beth didn’t do bad. However, Lindsay did. The bubbly ways of Lindsay has to stay to get control of her as captain on the team, as Beth will try to defend her”.

In the confessional, DJ said: “I feel bad voting Beth off, but everyone on this team is my friend. I don’t see anything wrong with Heather though. She may be a bit mean, but I don’t think she really is”. “Good bye Total Drama Action” said Beth, in the lame-o-sine. The lame-o-sine took off. Lindsay begun to cry. "Good bye Beth. I am sorry that I screwed up on you" said Lindsay. In the confessional, Owen said: "I feel a bit bad inside now. Before, I thought it was a get it over with vote, but now I feel like this will effect the team".

Lindsay cried, as Heather walked away. In the confessional, Heather said: "She can cry all she wants. If she does that, I'll just make a new alliance with someone more smarter than her". “Join us next time for more Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris, ending the episode.

Chapter 4: Beach Blanket Bogus
“Last time on Total Drama Action” said Chris. “Both teams acted a scene. One was pretty funny, but had two weird songs, as the other one was just plan gross. Anyways, it came down to Beth and Webby. Webby got the final Gilded Chris of the night, as Beth took the trip to… the Aftermath studio. Now, it is the final twelve here on Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris.

(theme song plays)

Outside, it was hot. Chris woke up and turned on the air conditioner. “So good!” he said. In the boys trailer, Owen farted. In the confessional, Owen said: “Okay, I fart when its hot outside”. Tyler woke up and said, “What was that horrible smell?” Owen pointed at his butt. “Disgusting” he said. Justin woke up and said, “What is that smell? It better go away fast or else my special face cream that keeps my face so smooth will melt”. Owen reached to touch Justin’s face. Justin pushed away Owen’s hand. “You are not touching my face” said Justin, smoothing his face.

Chris walked outside and blew a horn. Everyone woke up and walked outside. “It’s so hot” said Chris, holding up a fan by his face. ”Mhm” said Sadie, winking at Justin. “Not that kind of hot” said Chris to Sadie. “Oh” said Sadie. “Yesterday, we spend some money and got an extra studio” said Chris. “Well, how is that important?” said Gwen. “It’s important, because we knew today was going to be a hot day” said Chris. “You did?!” said DJ. “Not really, it’s for today’s challenge” said Chris.

“Follow me” said Chris, walking into the studio. “Today’s challenge is a beach movie” said Chris. “If today is a beach movie, why is it frozen in here?” said Gwen. Webby nodded. “Wait, so are you saying that we are going to spend the day in the cold almost like my Aunt Arctica?” said Lindsay. “Antarctica” said Chris, rolling his eyes. “Just change into your swimsuits and come back!” said Chris.

Minutes later, everyone returned with their swimsuits. “Okay” said Chris. “Today, we are going to be surfing! Whoever stays in the surfboard the longest wins!” Chris continued. “Well, that’s easy” said Gwen. “Owen, my man! You can go first” said Chris, sitting back and relaxing by the fan. Owen got on the surfboard and fell in the water. “A second” said Chris. In the confessional, Owen said: “I am probably going home, because I lasted a second on the surfboard. Maybe my team will understand how my I like cake and stuff that I forgot to do surfing lessons”. In the confessional, Heather said: “I don’t understand how it only took him a second to just fall in. Chubby McFartface is going home if we lose”.

“Next is Trent!” said Chris. “Go Trent!” cheered Lindsay. “He’s not in our team” said Webby. “He’s not?!” “No, he’s not”. Lindsay threw tomatoes at Trent. “What are you doing?” said Gwen. “He’s not in my team!” said Lindsay. Gwen sighed. “Okay, Trent. Get on the surfboard and begin!” said Chris. “Okay” said Trent, getting on. Lindsay pelted tomatoes at Trent still. Trent slipped and fell off. “Yay!” said Lindsay. “Four seconds, you guys suck” said Chris.

“Next is… Webby!” said Chris. Webby got on the surfboard and stay on for a few seconds. “This is just too easy!” said Webby. A shark appeared and Webby jumped off the surfboard. “Did I mention sharks?” winked Chris. Webby nodded no. “Well, now you do” Chris winked again. “This was even scarier than that time when Fred Fred Burger came to my house” said Webby, before a flashback. “Your name is Webby? My name is Fred Fred Burger and this is how you spell it… F. R. E. D. F. R. E. D. B. U. R… G. E… R! FRED FRED BURGER YES! Now, I have to go bathroom. Where is the bathroom?” said Fred Fred Burger.

“Uhh… okay. Either way, that was twenty nine seconds!” said Chris. “Awesome!” said Webby. “Next is Justin” said Chris. “I am sorry team. But I cannot do this challenge. I have a contract and if I surf and get hurt, no magazines will have interviews or reports on me. I may lose everything I have” said Justin. “Well, no seconds for Justin, because he won’t get on” said Chris. “Next… Lindsay!” said Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: “We are so losing this challenge”.

“What do we do?” asked Lindsay. “You get on the surfboard” said Chris. Lindsay got on the surfboard. “Now, do people sign my arms?” said Lindsay. “Ummm… you got to survive the fish!” said Chris, throwing fish at the surfboard. “That’ll be my hair look awful and make me smell awful too” said Lindsay. Lindsay jumped off the surfboard and said, “Where is the shampoo?” “You should’ve brought some over the summer” winked Chris. “Do you have some?” asked Lindsay. “Yes, but I won’t share. It’s mine for my special hair” said Chris. “Okay, but no more fish, okay?!” said Lindsay.

Ignoring that, Chris said: “Sadie, you are up!” Sadie got on the surfboard and begun to jump. Then, she began to squeal “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” The sharks stayed down, since they were scared. “EEEEEEE! YAY! EEE! EEE!” said Sadie. Chris threw a fish at Sadie and she fell in the water. “I am alive!” she said, once she got back up and out of the water. “Fifty nine seconds, that is a keeper right now!” said Chris.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” she kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” she rolled on the hot ground. “Ow, my back hurts” said Sadie. “Your mouth should hurt too” said Heather, rolling her eyes. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have the record right now! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

“Izzy, you are up!” said Chris. “Oh my goodness. I couldn’t have wait for this much longer. I am so excited. I am going to win Screaming Gaffers!” said Izzy. “Yay Izzy!” said Lindsay, smiling. Izzy ran to the surfboard and Chris said, “Go!” Izzy moved to the left and moved to the right. Then, she did a few flips. “This is not a gymnastic contest, Izzy” said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “I am not going to do any lawsuits if she gets injured or hurt”. “I know, but this is fun and AWESOME!” said Izzy. Chris sighed. “Alright” he said, throwing eggs at Izzy. Izzy stepped on one. “Ooh! Not a chick egg! A food egg!” said Izzy, gobbling one down. “Umm…” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “I might not be the smartest one here, but I know you shouldn’t eat raw eggs”.

Izzy jumped about some more and passed out. “Izzy is still in, because she is still on the surfboard!” said Chris. “But, she is clearly passed out” said Courtney. “But I don’t care!” said Chris. “You know what?!” said Courtney, lifting Izzy up and taking her out of the water. “Now, she’s not on the surfboard!” said Courtney. “Who knows how to do CPR?!” said Trent, concerned. “I do” winked Owen.

Owen kneeled down to Izzy’s lips. In the confessional, Owen said: “Hubba hubba”! Owen kissed Izzy. Izzy woke up and said, “Oh my god! That is so awesome! I got a kiss, jumped on the surfboard, ate eggs and I lost my cramp. How can this day get any better?!” “You are on American Idol!” smiled Chris. “I AM?!” said Izzy. “No, just kidding. But you have the lead with two minutes and eight seconds!” said Chris.

In the confessional, Tyler said: “I think I am Lindsay’s idol”. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “I love immunity idols and failure idols and guess who is my idol?! That person from Skylight, who turned into a bat or something!” “Next is… the jock himself, Tyler!” said Chris. Tyler got on the surfboard. A shark bit the surfboard in half. “Six seconds” sighed Chris. Chef replaced the surfboard. “Tea break!” said Chris. “Awesome!” said Owen. “For the sharks and Chef” winked Chris, drinking some coffee. “Next is… DJ” said Chris. “I can’t do it” cried DJ. “Scared?” said Chris. “Mhm. Scared of sharks” said DJ. “Okay” said Chris. “My lawyers have told me that it is unsafe to do this challenge, so I will not die while doing this” said Courtney. “Fine with me” said Chris.

“We have Heather and Gwen left. This is going to be a big brawl” said Chris. The two rivals looked at each other. “I’ll go first” said Gwen. “Go!” said Chris, shooting turtles at Gwen. Gwen dodged a few and got in the face by one. “Ow” she said, trying to take the turtle off. Another one was shot at her leg. “Ow” said Gwen, hopping around. “Fall off already” said Chris. Owen farted loudly, making the surfboard fall. “Well, unless Heather wins, which will be unlikely, Gwen has the time to win! Two minutes and thirty six seconds!” said Chris. “Nice!” said Gwen, high-fiving Trent. In the confessional, Justin said: “There’s that alliance thing I see again”.

Heather got on the surfboard and Chris threw stuff at her hair. “EW! I am out of there!” said Heather. “You are kidding me, right?” said Webby. “No” said Heather, walking off the surfboard. “The Grips win part one of the challenge!” said Chris. “YES!” they said. “Change and come back to the studio in fifty!” said Chris. Fifty minutes later, Chris said: “Let’s go outside and have a good ol’ sandcastle building contest. You may use anything you see in the beach!”

Everyone followed Chris. “Okay! Let’s begin!” said Chris. The Grips begun to make a good sandcastle, led by Heather. “There, no, there. Stop touching me! There, fly there birdie! Take that bottle, crab’s shell. Seashells!” said Heather. “Patty pick sheashells on the shore of the sea, kisslmnop!” said Lindsay. “That made no sense” said Webby. “No, it does. Patty picked sheashells on the shore of the sea and kissed in a tree!” said Lindsay. “Look at their sandcastle!” said Courtney. “It’s better than our’s!” she said. “It is. Should we distract them and destroy it?!” asked Justin. “I like that idea” said Courtney, walking over. “You guys finish, okay?!” said Courtney.

“Twenty minutes down, ten minutes to go!” said Chris. “Hello Grips!” said Courtney. “CORNY!” said Lindsay. “Hannah, Hannah. Look! It’s Corny!” said Lindsay. “What are you doing here?” said Heather. “Just checking on you guys” said Courtney. “What a nice sandcastle!” she said. “Thanks Corny!” said Lindsay. “You’re welcome!” said Courtney. “Can I have a small tour?!” said Courtney. “No” said Heather. “Yes!” said Lindsay. “This is the bottle place thing!” said Lindsay, walking around the sandcastle. Courtney purposely tripped on the bottle and fell into the sandcastle. “Whoops” she said. “CORNY!” said Lindsay. “Courtney!” growled Heather. Owen, eating sand said, “What happened?”

“Five minutes!” said Chris. “We need to rebuild it fast!” said Heather. “No more tours. The Big Castle is closed!” said Lindsay. “Okay” said Courtney, walking back to her team. “I wrecked their sand castle!” said Courtney. “Birds wrecked ours!” said Sadie. “If that something wrecks the sandcastle again, I am going to bring the dinner to the table and then I am going to… wash my hands, eat, thank the cook for the meal, brush my teeth, sing something and go to bed, but not before…” said Tyler. “Shut your piehole!” said Courtney. “No, you shut your piehole!” said Tyler. Chef, walking by said: “Both of you shut your dirty pieholes, before I make you clean my dishes after a slug fest!” Courtney and Tyler shut up.

“Time is up!” said Chris. “That was fast” said Courtney. “Because you were busy talking and telling Tyler to shut up. Oohh, look at the Gaffers’ sandcastle. It looks fantastic!” said Chris. “Thank you” smiled Heather. “I love the Big Lindsay 2!” said Lindsay. Chris walked to the Grips’ sandcastle and said, “This is the worst sandcastle I have seen. It’s like you all did nothing. It looked like the same thing when we got here!”. “I deem a tiebreaker, since the Gaffers won this challenge!” announced Chris.

“Let’s have a Dorky, Nerdy, Cool, Fun, Butt Shaking, LeShawna-Filled, Awesome Dance Contest. Pick your best dancer and shake your booty!” said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “It’s something that LeShawna would probably say”. “I can try!” said Trent. “I’ll go!” said Izzy. “Okay, so it’s Trent for the Killer Grips and Izzy for the Screaming Gaffers!” said Chris. Chris put on some funky music.

Trent begun to shimmy and do the moonwalk. “OOOH! Neil Armweak did that in the moon!” said Lindsay. “Armstrong” said Courtney, correcting Lindsay. Izzy begun to do flips and curls and spun around. “Trent wins. Izzy, this is not gymnastic class, again” said Chris. “YES!” said Trent, high-fiving Gwen. In the confessional, Justin said: “There’s that high-five again!”

“Awww…” said Izzy. “It’s okay!” said Owen. “You’re right. I got a kiss, almost got a record and almost got into American Idol. That’s all I need… except a million bucks!” said Izzy. “Gaffers, send your votes in. I’ll meet you in the Gilded Chris ceremony” said Chris. “Okay” said Lindsay, playing around with her cellphone. “I never knew you had a cellphone!” said Tyler, to Lindsay. “I didn’t either. I forgot about it. I have Bitsy’s phone number, Paula’s phone number, Kathy’s phone number, Sammi’s phone number, Terry’s phone number, Cody’s phone number…” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Trent said: “Cody?! What does he have that I don’t!”

In the Gilded Chris ceremony, Chris said: “Second loss, huh? Well, the first two Chris’ go to: Owen and DJ!”. DJ walked up and got his Chris. Owen gobbled his Chris down, as soon as he got it. “Owen, you are just like Cookie Monster. Except how you don’t gobble plastic cookies down that fast” said Izzy. In the confessional, Owen said: “I might have gobbled one or two plastic cookies down before”…

“Webby, Lindsay. You get these Gilded Chris’ too!” said Chris, passing Webby and Lindsay both a Gilded Chris. “Heather, Izzy, this is the final Gilded Chris and it goes to…” said Chris, starting the drama. However, the drama stopped, because Lindsay’s cellphone rung. “Hello?” said Lindsay. “Hi Coby!” “Wait, what’s your name again?” “Coby?” “Oh, Cody!" "Do I know you from somewhere?” “What show?” “On the island?" "What island?” “Crybabynawka, sounds so familiar!” “Where are you calling from?” “What’s that place?” “Why did you do that Coby?” “Your name is not Coby?" "Then, what is it?” “OH! I know that name!”

Lindsay continued to talk and Chris said, “Screw this. You may go to bed. I am not listening to this dumb conversation that’ll go nowhere. Join us next time when I throw out Lindsay’s cellphone in Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris.

Chapter 5: 3:10 to the Wild West!
“Last time on Total Drama Action” said Chris. “We went to the beach in the hot weather. Sadie almost had a heart attack, as Gwen just beat Izzy’s record. Courtney almost sabotaged the Gaffers’ castle, but it backfired when birds attacked their own. In the tiebreaker, Trent dominated against Izzy. Someone was about to get eliminated when Lindsay’s phone rang and she didn’t shut up. Join us today for our second reward challenge in Total Drama ACTION!”

(theme song plays)

In the confessional, Lindsay cried. In the girls trailer, Lindsay said: “Must keep talking!” In the confessional, Courtney said: “I was up all night because Lindsay kept yapping on her cellphone. Even I don’t use cellphones that much!” On the cellphone, Lindsay said: “The Hair Style store I like closed, Ariel?” “Who ran that again?” “Lacey?” “Wasn’t she Canadian Idol?” “American?” “Like the cheese? American Cheese?” Lindsay stopped talking and said, “Good morning everyone”. “It barely feels like morning, because SOMEONE didn’t shut up!” said Courtney. “Corny, why are you so moody? Wake up on the wrong side of the lawsuit this morning?” said Lindsay. Courtney growled.

“Lindsay, I have come to think that we should kick you out of this trailer” said Courtney. “Why?!” said a sad Lindsay. “Because, you won’t shut up” said Courtney. “I can change” said Lindsay. “Change is too late” said Courtney. “In favor of keeping Lindsay in the trailer!” said Courtney. Heather, Sadie, Gwen, Izzy and Lindsay raised their hands. “You got to be KIDDING me?!” said Courtney. “Hey, Lindsay. Come outside!” said Courtney. Lindsay walked out. Courtney ran in and grabbed Lindsay’s bags. Then, she threw it outside. “You have been kicking out” smiled Courtney, closing the door.

Lindsay knocked on the boys trailer door. Webby walked to see who it is and opened the door. Lindsay still knocked. “Umm… what Lindsay?!” said Webby. “I got kicked out of the girls cabin” said Lindsay. Webby gasped. In the confessional, Webby said: “Not a big shocker”. “Well, this is a guys cabin” said Webby. “Who is at the door?” asked Justin. “Lindsay!” said Webby. “Did she get mixed up again?!” “No, she got kicked out of the girls trailer”. “Shouldn’t she be in the hospital if that happened?” “Not really, the girls just said ‘Lindsay, you are kicked out of our trailer’ or something” said Webby. Lindsay nodded.

“A guy in a girls cabin?! Is it Gwen?!” said Trent. “No, it’s your best friend! LINDSAY!” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Justin said: “There’s that hint again”. “This is going to be messed up” said Owen. “Lindsay in the guys cabin?! YES! YES! YES!” said Tyler. Everyone looked surprised at him. “Uhhh… haha?” said Tyler. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “Awww… he likes me!”

“Okay all, come to the craft services tent” said Chris. “Finally, we haven’t gone in there ever, in the first four challenges” said Webby. Everyone walked to the Craft Services Tent. “Today’s breakfast… plum pie” said Chef. “Oooh!” said Owen. “Nawt. Today’s breakfast… Rice Crapsies!” said Chef. “Awww” said Owen, getting a bowl.

Chef gave food to everyone. “Eat up, today’s challenge is the good ol’ wild west movie!” said Chris. “Awesome!” said Owen. “Wait, that means we are going to the west and going to be wild?!” asked Lindsay. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Lindsay is right, but we are going to do that in the guys cabin later. Me and her”. In the confessional, Chris said: “Tyler, he is a jock, sucks at sports and likes to make out”. Chris made a confused face.

Chef collected everyone’s bowls and pointed at Chris. “Follow me to studio five!” said Chris. Everyone followed Chris to studio five. “Remember that sick cliff dive we had last summer?!” said Chris. Lindsay nodded no, Gwen nodded yes and Sadie sniffled. “Well, this fall, we are jumping off a plank onto a… donkey!” smiled Chris. “A donkey? How wild west?!” said Gwen. “Why couldn’t you renew the camel’s contract” said Owen. “After Beth and Lindsay’s ugly performance, the camel didn’t want that to happen to it, so it just slowly walked away. Well, not really, because it is still in this studio. But you have to jump onto the donkey, not the camel. First team to win two challenges wins a reward!” said Chris.

“Justin, you may go first” said Chris. “I cannot afford to do this. I may get sand by the neck, the donkey may fart or move away. Also, I am getting a new contract” said Justin. In the confessional, Courtney said: “All of these ‘I may get sand here’ or ‘I have a modeling carrer’ or ‘I used to work at McDonalds and now I am a model’ excuses are getting old. I want to vote him off with the rest of the team. Why not bug him? I don’t care if he’s our captain or not. We need an actual captain who does great and does every challenge. Not a lame excuse of a captain who can’t do this or that!”

“You are seriously not doing this challenge?!” asked Courtney. Justin nodded no. “Well, I thought you wanted to win. Where the heck are you in the world Justin? If you won the money, you can get…” said Courtney, beginning to rant. In the confessional, Justin said: “I am not getting married with Sadie, I should’ve picked Izzy on my team instead of the girl who rants in her sleep, I should get more people in my alliance”. Justin, then took off his shirt. “The hard way” he continued.

“Courtney, if you seem involved in this challenge, you should jump!” said Chris, smiling. “No thanks” said Courtney. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Look at those lame-os not doing this challenge!” In the confessional, Courtney said: “Team captains have to make the right decision. And that was mine. I won’t die. I will win”.

“Lindsay, you are up first for the Gaffers” said Chris. “Wish me luck” said Lindsay, walking the opposite way to the ladder. “Wrong way” said Chris. Lindsay turned and walked the other way, up the ladder. “I want Beth!” cried Lindsay, jumping off the plank. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Look at that girl in midair. Lindsay is so cute!” Lindsay landed on the donkey. “Score one for the Gaffers!” said Chris. “Yes!” said Izzy, high-fiving Webby. “Next is Owen!” said Chris. Owen was about to climb up the ladder, when Izzy said…

“Hey Chris. I want to do it. These seems so much fun. This will be my talent in America’s Got Talent. Jumping off planks, while fire twirling and gymnastics. That will be sooo cool. Then, landing on a donkey and putting the flames out!” said Izzy speed-talking. “Actually, I want to juggle puppies instead of twirling fire. What about landing on a giraffe, eating grass, ready to stampeed!” said Izzy. “Just jump already!” said Chris. “Okay” said Izzy, climbing up the ladder fast.

“Here we go!” said Izzy, flipping backward down onto the donkey. She laughed the whole way down. “This is so much fun!” said Izzy. “Okay!” said Chris, looking to see if Izzy was safe. “Two for the Gaffers” said Chris. “Can I do it again, but with my eyes closed?!” said Izzy. “Nope” said Chris. “Awww…” said Izzy. In the confessional, Courtney said: “We are losing. We need to win this challenge! We have four more people left. Same for them. We can win, I can just feel it!”

“Sadie, you are up!” said Chris. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. She ran to the ladder and climbed up. She then jumped off the plank and landed on the donkey. “Score one for the Grips, finally!” said Chris. Sadie squealed “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” again and got off the donkey. “Next is Tyler!” said Chris. “We can do this!” said Tyler, before climbing the ladder. “No, I can’t do this!” he said, turning around. Courtney begun to say, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” “No, just kidding, Courtney” said Tyler jumping off the plank. The camera zoomed in on the donkey. However, Tyler landed on the donkey but fell down. “I’ll take that as a two, because he made contact on the donkey for a few seconds” said Chris. “Awesome!” said Tyler.

In the confessional, Tyler said: “Time to make my big move”. “Heather, you are up!” said Chris. “Hey, Lindsay. Want to go to the guys trailer?!” said Tyler. Lindsay nodded and they walked away. In the confessional, Webby said: “The words I heard were guys trailer and then they walked off”. “What are they doing?” asked Heather. “I don’t know” said Chris. Tyler opened the door and said, “Ladies first!” Lindsay walked in and Tyler closed the door. “Okaaay” said Chris. “Now, let’s go Heather!” said Chris. Heather then said, “No way I am screwing up and getting my hair tangled up while I do this” said Heather. “Okay, so its still tied. Webby, you’re up!” said Chris.

Webby then said, “I didn’t do the jumping for the cliff, I won’t do it this time either”. “Wow, it’s still tied two to two” said Chris. “Next is Trent!” said Chris. Trent went up the ladder and jumped off the plank. The cameraman again focused close on the donkey. However, Trent landed on the fence. “Ooooh” said Chris. “That’s gotta hurt in the morning” said Webby. Owen nodded. “That won’t count as a point” said Chris, as Trent slowly fell down.

In the guys trailer, Lindsay and Trent were kissing. Chef was walking by the trailer when he saw this and in the confessional, he said: “They were like… bam bam? And it was gross. You can take it from here, Bam Bam”. Bam Bam then said, “BAM BAM! BAM BAM!” and hit Chef with his stick.

“Okay, Gwen is up!” said Chris. Gwen sighed and walked up the ladder. “Faster” complained Chris. Gwen ran up the ladder and jumped off the plank. She landed on the donkey. “YES!” she yelled. “Three to two! Grips have the lead by one!” said Chris. “Next up is DJ!” said Chris. DJ sniffled and said, “I can’t do this. I am sorry if I let you down team”. In the confessional, Heather said: “He did let me down real bad. We need everyone… but me to jump and make it on that donkey”.

“Okay, then… Owen, if you tie this… the next challenge will count as the one for immunity and not this one” said Chris. Owen nodded and ran up the ladder. He fell off the plank. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW DID YOU MAKE ME GET INTO THIS?!” yelled Owen, as he fell. He crashed on the ground and chased the donkey until he got on. “That’s a tiebreaker!” said Chris. The Gaffers complained. “I did that to Tyler” said Chris. The Gaffers stopped complaining.

“Well, now this next challenge will count for the awesome prize!” said Chris. “The Wild Showdown!” Chris continued. “Wait, we need everyone. Can someone go to the guys trailer and get Lindsay and Tyler?” said Chris. “I will” said Heather. Everyone gasped. “You’re not a guy” said Webby. “Shut up!” said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “I need to end whatever they are doing and yell at Lindsay”.

Heather walked toward the guys trailer and slammed the door opened. She saw Lindsay and Tyler making out. “What are you two doing?!” said Heather. “Ummm… I forgot my marbles!” said Tyler, looking for them on the bed. Lindsay nodded. “What a lame excuse?” said Heather, grabbing Tyler and walking with him outside. Heather tied him up with his own Yo-Yo and Tyler hopped off. Heather’s fierce eyes turned to Lindsay. Lindsay begun to cry. “I am soo so so so so so sorry Hannah!” said Lindsay. “Spill the beans!” said Heather. “I don’t see any beans though” said Lindsay. “What just happened?!” said Heather. “I kinda… made out with Tyler” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Heather said: “Two people on different teams, have a relationship? That’s not good. I am breaking this love fest out. One person in my alliance and the person that I do not trust at all, have a relationship? Still not good. Time to break them apart”.

“Well, stop doing that or else you won’t go to the final two with me and you’ll get eliminated instead” said Heather. Lindsay gasped. “But we sleep in the same cabin” said Lindsay. “Cabin? It’s called a trailer!” said Heather. “But can’t I go to the girls trailer? Then, we won’t have to see each other, causing less problems!” said Lindsay. “Good. You are now allowed in the girls trailer” said Heather. “I AM?!” said Lindsay. “Uhh… sure!” smiled Heather. “Let’s go now!” said Lindsay. “No, go back and do this next challenge!” said Heather. “Then, go in, k?!” said Heather. “OKAY!” said Lindsay.

Lindsay and Heather walked out. “No, why did you drink that water?!” said Chris to Owen. “I am so sorry. I was just thirsty!” said Owen. “What happened now?” said Heather. “We need a new tiebreaker challenge!” said Chris. Chris looked around for Chef and found him. “Do we have those animal hats from that school movie we tried to plan?” said Chris. “Wait, school movie? Animal hats?! Is that kindergarten or something?” said Heather. “No, that’s what tenth graders do, right?” said Lindsay. “So you’ll expect some fifteen year old to walk around with an animal hat on?” said Heather. Lindsay nodded yes. In the confessional, Heather said: “Lindsay’s probably in the Official Put a Kazoo In Your Mouth While Eating Jam club”.

“Okay, the Grips will get to wear… a cow’s head as a hat while they run away from the Gaffers, wearing cool cowboy… and cowgirl hats, as well as using a rope to get the Grips. If the Gaffers outrun the Grips within the five minutes of the challenge, they’ll win. If the Grips get all of them within in the five minutes, they win!” said Chris. “Sounds simple!” said Courtney. “It is!” said Chris. “Now, run like mania!” said Chris. Everyone ran off. Lindsay twirled herself. “Lindsay!” said Heather. “Hey, did you see Tyler?!” said Chris to Chef. Chef nodded. “Where?” asked Chris. Chef pointed to the tied-up Tyler. Chris giggled. “Tyler’s out!” laughed Chris.

Courtney gasped. “No fair, he wasn’t tied up by these ropes!” said Courtney. Webby, sneaked up on Courtney and got her. “Argh! Get off! I wasn’t paying attention!” said Courtney. “Two down, four to go!” said Chris. Sadie hid behind Justin. “What are we doing now, captain?!” said Sadie. “We are… not going to let me get tied up!” smiled Justin. “Okay!” said Sadie. “So, get yourself out, while you save me!” said Justin. “But don’t you want to win the challenge?!” said Sadie. Justin took off his shirt. “Yes Justin!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Justin said: “You know, I should start a gameshow called ‘Yes Justin’ and you have to say yes to everything I say!”

Sadie walked to Owen and Owen said, “Come on. You can run off. I don’t want to get you out”. Sadie nodded no. “Are you sure?!” said Owen. Sadie nodded yes. “Well, I’ll be here if you want to capture me with the rope” said Owen. Owen dropped the rope and Sadie took it. “You are playing the trick way, huh?” asked Owen. Sadie nodded no and tied herself. “Okay” said Owen. “Three more for the Grips. Two more minutes left!” said Chris. Heather threw the rope at Gwen and missed. “Argh! How do you work these things?!” said Heather, tying herself up. “Can someone help me?!” said Heather. “We are like best friends!” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Heather said: “We are like not best friends”.

Izzy tangled up Trent and Gwen together. “How did you do that?!” asked Heather. “I don’t know. I just learned that through the years of my life. Wait, that can be my talent. I am coming America!” said Izzy. Webby walked to Justin and Justin said, “Please don’t get my face, neck, chin, feet, hands, knees, chest or other important parts of my body that I need for modeling!” said Justin. Webby put the rope on Justin. “WE WIN!” said Webby. “With fifty nine seconds to spare! Good job Grips!” said Chris.

“It’s so hot out here!” said Owen. “Before, your reward. Let me tell you all a joke to make you hotter” said Chris. “Yes!” said Lindsay and Izzy. “No” said Heather. “Okay. There was this fridge and it was hurt. So, I am wondering, how can fridges get hurt? Want to hear why?” said Chris. “No” said Heather. “Yes” said the rest of the team. “It had a COLD CUT!” said Chris. Everyone but Heather laughed. “I don’t get it” said Heather. “True, true!” said Lindsay, laughing. In the confessional, Heather said: “Cold cut, fridge?!”

“Your reward?! Tea and… ice cream!” said Chris. “AWESOME!” said Owen. “Mhm” said Webby. Owen had half of the ice cream before anyone could say the word and Izzy had a whole cup fast. “Yum, yum, yum. AAHHHAHAHAHAH! BRAIN FREEZE. Yum, yum, yum. AAHHHAHAHAHAH! BRAIN FREEZE. Yum, yum, yum. AAHHHAHAHAHAH! BRAIN FREEZE!” said Izzy, over and over again.

Chapter 6: The Aftermath: 1
The Total Drama Action Aftermath intro played. “Hey everyone. This is Chris McLean skipping his day off” said Chris. ”And I am bringing you the first Total Drama Action Aftermath!” said Chris. “Can you introduce me?! I want my lady fans to say hi to the Codster!” said Cody. “Shut up Cody” said Chris. “Let’s have a five episode recap before we begin!” said Chris.

“In the first episode, I introduced everyone to the film set and they got chased around by a monster, controlled by Chef. Lindsay and Justin won the challenge and picked the teams in the following episode. Izzy beat Duncan in the alien challenge and Duncan was the one sent home. Next, Beth gets eliminated by a gross… acting scene!” said Chris. Harold signaled for a bag. An intern ran with a bag and Harold barfed in it. “It was really that bad?!” said Beth, on the camera. “Shut up Beth” said Chris.

“In eppy four, we had a relaxing beach challenge and the Gaffers lost. Lindsay’s phone made me say ‘screw this’ and that’s why we had no elimination. Before we move on, let’s see the Chris’ Mood Machine to see how angry I was!” said Chris. The mood machine turned orange. “That means I am pretty angry” said Chris. “Can we turn it red, eh?!” said Ezekiel. “No” said Chris. “Shut up Ezekiel” Chris continued.

“We left off after the wild west challenge as the Gaffers won! You know, you should buy these episodes on iTunes, because there is a bonus clip in the end of each episode of me smiling!” said Chris. “What about my rainbow monkeys?!” said Katie. “Moving on” said Chris. “Let’s show some never before seen clips of That’s Going To Leave a Mark!” said Chris. “What’s that?!” said LeShawna. “Some painful moments never seen!” said Chris. “Excellent!” smiled Noah.

“Want some painful moments?!” said Eva, walking to Chris. Three interns pushed Eva back. “That girl has anger management issues” said one. “What did you say?!” said Eva in a loud voice. “Nothing” said the intern. “I doubt it” said Eva. “We’ll be right back!” said Chris, when a fight begun.

A few minutes later, Chris said: “We are back!” Chris looked around. “Why are you showing images of my house?!” said Chris. The cameraman went back live to the Aftermath Studio. Chris showed a few clips, including Courtney making a hole in the bounce house. Harold laughed. “That gurl deserved that!” said LeShawna. Noah nodded. Another clip showed that Heather tied herself up, as did Lindsay. LeShawna cracked up. “It’s like your butt is going to explode” said Ezekiel. The studio grew quiet. “Umm…” said Chris, turning the clips on again. The next clip shown was Lindsay’s bags getting thrown at her by Courtney. “Ouch” said Chris. “Final clip” he continued. The final clip showed Fred Fred Burger taking over a frozen yogurt store.

“How did that get in the mix?!” said Chris. “Who removed that clip with Chef and Bam Bam?!” complained Chris. Chef ran out of the Aftermath studio and the audience laughed.

“Those were painful moments?!” said Chris. “Now, let’s introduce the non-season two returnees!” Chris continued. “This is our friend of Sadie” said Chris, before Katie said: “Best friend of Sadie. Sadie has other friends, like Sassy, Sissy and Samantha, but I am her best friend. We almost lived in the same house together for a month!” “Well, that was Katie!” said Chris.

“And this is Ezekiel!” said Chris. Ezekiel picked his nose and said, “That was a joke. Your eyes are probably playing with you, eh. It once happened with me when I played Twister, eh. One second I was in the kitchen table, the next second, I am drinking toilet water, eh” said Ezekiel. “TMI” said Cody. “Cody, if you would like to say something, please use proper words. TMI is not a word, but instead it is a movie company. If you do not mean a movie company, please explain what TMI means or what it stands for it, it stands for” said Noah. “That was a long speech or rant…” said Cody. “Shut up Cody, it’s not your turn yet!” said Chris.

“But…” said Cody. “No butts. Now this is our barely known, Cody!” said Chris. “Hey ladies!” said Cody. “Move the camera back to me. That was your three seconds of fame you wanted Cody” said Chris. Cody sighed. “Now is our smarty pants, Noah!” said Chris. “May I say a speech I prepared for my school?!” said Noah. “Sure… not in this episode” said Chris. “Thanks” said Noah, sarcastically. “Just doing my job!” said Chris.

“Next is our geek nobody cares about” said Chris, before the audience booed him. “No, I am JUST KIDDING!” smiled Chris. The audience stopped booing him. Some person in the front row said, “Harold should be in season two! Boo! Boo!” “We don’t have people who don’t shut up here for nothing!” said Chris, pressing a button. Then, the person flew in midair. “That’s a piece of my mind!” said Chris. “Chris, that was a fan of mine. You can’t just do that!” said Harold. “I am the host, so I can do whatever I want!” said Chris. “So, can you help Steve think of more Steve camps. He made 5,193 camps and needs to make more” said Harold. “That Steve must have a busy life” said LeShawna.

“He does, he has 12 brothers named Steve, his dad is named Steve, he has 43 friends named Steve and three sons named Steve, so that covers a lot of the camps” said Harold. “I really… don’t care” said Chris. “And this is LeShawna!” said Chris. “What’s up y’all!” she said. “LeShawnaz in da house!” said the a lot audience. “Hey, that was my line!” she said. “Let’s skip Bridgette and Geoff, the lovebirds” said Chris, sighing. Bridgette and Geoff were kissing on the lips next to each other. “Awww” said Katie.

“He made it into the merge last season, had to play a mercy game with turtles and this season, got eliminated first by Justin. Let’s bring out Duncan!” said Chris. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” screamed a fan in the front. Duncan walked out and most of the audience clapped. “Duncan, what’s up dude?!” said Chris. “That lawsuit Courtney is trying to do… probably not working” said Duncan. “It is actually” said Chris. “That’s… good to know!” said Duncan. “Let’s play a few games and have a few segments once we return!” said Chris.

A few minutes later, Chris said: “We are back again!” Duncan was sitting on a couch. “Today’s first game is… Truth or Hammer!” said Chris. “We know if you are lying or not on these questions Duncan, please tell the truth or else a giant hammer will try to hurt you” said Chris. “I am almost ready!” said Duncan, walking to Harold. Duncan took Harold and said, “Now I am ready!” “Hey, what are you doing?!” said Harold. “You’ll see” said Duncan.

“First question; When Justin told you that you were on his team, what did you think?!” said Chris. “I thought that the team will be awesome!” said Duncan. Chris pressed the button for the hammer. Duncan jumped and Harold got hurt. “Ow” he said. The audience booed Duncan. “Harold, your mommy is waiting in the other room” Chris smiled. “She is?!” smiled Harold, running out.

“Now, that we got rid of him, let’s move to question two” said Chris. “In the alien challenge, what did you expect at the end?!” said Chris. “I would win, but no!” said Duncan. “Want to see what happened?!” said Chris. “No!” said Duncan. “Alright” said Chris.

“Third question. At the elimination, what were you thinking?!” said Chris. “Justin will be toast, but he wasn’t and I was. I saw the next episode and he looked like toast” said Duncan. The girls in the audience booed him, as most of the guys in the audience clapped.

“Final question. Who do you think will get eliminated next?!” said Chris. “I still think its Justin. He has a bulls-eye on the back of his back still. If it’s not Justin, I am guessing it’ll be Trent” said Duncan. “Interesting thoughts” said Chris.

“Now, we are going to have a final segment with Duncan. The video guest segment!” said Chris. “I wonder who my guest will be… Courtney?!” said Duncan. “No, she’ll rant on and on. Why not… your patrol officer?!” said Chris, putting on the television.

The patrol officer was eating chips and watching ‘Bad Girls’ on television. The phone rang and the patrol officer said, “someone else get it. This is a good episode”. Chris whistled. “Hello?!” he said. “Who’s doing that?!” said the officer, still watching. “Your pal, Chris McLean!” said Chris. “Chris McLean?” said officer. Chris said, “Yes”. The officer looked like he knew the name for a second, but then said, “Don’t know it”.

“Is that your patrol officer?!” said Chris. Duncan nodded. “He doesn’t do a good job” said Chris. “I know, that’s how I snuck on the show” said Duncan. “Okay” said Chris, shutting off the television. “Time for Beth… as soon as we return!” said Chris.

A few minutes later, Chris said: “We are back with Beth! She is sitting in the same spot Duncan did Truth or Hammer. She will be also answering four questions. Answer them incorrectly, you are out!” “Okay!” said Beth. “When people call you a cow, what do you think?” said Chris. “Skip” said Beth. “You skip?” said Chris. “No, skip the question” said Beth. Chris pressed the button for the hammer. A hammer came out toward Beth. Beth didn’t notice it and fell down. “Ouch!” she said. “I guess that is it for Beth” said Chris. “Aren’t you going to do something?!” said LeShawna. “Like make SOMEONE” said Eva, pointing at herself, “Return to the show”.

“Nope!” said Chris. In the other room of the studio, Harold said, “Where’s my mom and where’s the doctor?!” Harold looked for band-aids and started a mess. He broke a machine and tripped on a wire by the desk. “Ow”! said Harold, on the floor.

“Well, before we wrap up this dumb episode, let’s have someone video guest Beth!” said Chris. “Can we have Chris Allen?” said Beth. “Did someone say Chris McLean?!” smiled Chris. “No” said Beth, watching Chris’ smile disappear. “Fine” said Chris, rolling his eyes and putting on the television.

“Chris Allen?” said Beth. “It looks like nobody is home” said Chris. “Maybe he is at his concert!” said Beth. “And how do you know where it is?!” said Chris. “I like him… it’s at Bart Boulevard” said Beth. “Okay!” said Chris, putting on the television again.

This time, Chris Allen was singing a song. “Stop!” said Chris. “Who are you?!” said Chris Allen, stopping. “Chris McLean” said Chris McLean. “Cool, another Chris?!” said Chris Allen. “Remember, to put on subtitles on your sets, because these next few minutes will be confusing!” said Chris McLean. “Now, ask Beth some questions” Chris McLean continued. “Do I know you?!” said Chris Allen. “Yes” said Beth. “How do I know you?!” said Chris Allen. “From now” said Beth. “Other than now” said Chris Allen. “I was that girl who sent you sixty-nine letters asking you to take me with you to a concert” said Beth. “ With the braces?!” said Chris Allen. “Not anymore!” said Beth. “Oh you…” said Chris Allen, shutting off the television. “HEY! Only I have control of that!” said Chris McLean.

Beth sighed. “It’ll be alright gurl!” said LeShawna. “Join us next time for more Total Drama Action!” said Chris. The audience clapped. "Hello? Hello?! Can someone get me out of here?!" said Harold.

Chapter 7: The Chefshank Redemption
“Wake up in the morning feeling like Chris McLean!” said Chris, waking up. “Got no glasses, out the door. When I leave for the campers, I am coming back. I am talking torturing the campers with turtles, bugs and no parties. Stop, make it pop, like the dramatic prop! Tik Tok, when’s the theme song already?!” Chris continued.

(theme song plays)

Chef, said over the loudspeaker: “Free breakfast! Pasta, beans, everything!” Owen woke up and broke into a wall, running off to the craft services tent, farting. In the confessional, Owen said: “I kinda fart when I run, dance and just when I want to… like now”. Owen then farted and giggled.

“Just kidding chubby” said Chef. Everyone soon ran in the Mess Hall. Lindsay charged at Chef’s stomach. “Ow!” said Chef, barfing on the floor. “Ew!” said Lindsay, running by the door. Chef barfed out a piece of paper, with words. “Can someone read it?!” said Courtney. “Not me, my hands do need grossness” said Heather. “My looks can’t make me do that” said Justin. Everyone talked about who will do it, until Chris said: “You know, I am right next to you with a new copy!” Everyone turned to Chris. “Great timing Chip. Chef barfed papers and we want to read it. Can you help?” said Lindsay.

Chris pointed to the papers that he had. “How did you do that?!” said Lindsay. “You must be like Harry Spotter!” said Lindsay. Chris read the paper, which had a code. “Go to studio seven and you’ll see how to survive a prison. Interesting” said Chris. Everyone rushed to studio seven. “Your first challenge is to pick one person per team to each gross food by the other team in a cage. Whoever doesn’t barf the food out or holds it in the longest wins the first challenge for the team!” Chris continued, once everyone was in.

“Grips, pick me!” said Owen. “No way, you’ll beat us for sure!” said Courtney. “I say we pick Lindsay, she barfed shampoo and had it in the girls trailer before” whispered Courtney. “No!” said Tyler. “I agree” said Justin. “Why?!” asked Courtney. “Well, she may be dumb but don’t you think she can hold it in?” said Tyler. “I don’t care” said Courtney. “I am captain, so I’ll pick” said Justin. “The Grips pick Lindsay” said Courtney out loud, before Justin could state his decision. “Did I win?!” said Lindsay. “No” said Courtney. In the confessional, Justin said: “I really am thinking about quitting. Nobody listens to the CAPTAIN of the team. It’s always Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. That reminds me. Did my science teacher record that episode of 6teen?”

The Gaffers huddled. “Let’s say Justin. He won’t do the challenge” said Heather. “But he’s hot…” said Owen. A cricket chirped. “Hot for girls. That’ll ruin his modeling career” said Owen. “This is not job day at school, this is a reality show!” said Heather. Lindsay nodded. “Okay, so the Gaffers pick… Justin!” said Heather. In the confessional, Justin said: “The Gaffers picked ME?! I am not doing this challenge”. “Lindsay, Justin, get into two cages, as both of the opposing teams add some pizzaz to each meal of grub!” said Chris. “And also, you get to watch!” said Chris. Lindsay walked in her cage. “Come on John!” smiled Lindsay. “Chris, can you make the Gaffers pick… Courtney?!” said Justin, taking off his shirt. Chris, in his police costume said, “We have no time for this!” and threw Justin in the cage.

“Hey, Grips. I am not doing this and barfing. I am too cute to barf!” said Justin. “No, you ARE doing this” said Courtney. “I am the team captain and I say that I am not!” said Justin. “Yes, you are!” said Courtney. “Make me” said Justin. Courtney begun to pester Justin. “Shut up! I think we get it now. You have lawyers. You want to win! I want you to just shut up!” said Justin. Courtney shut up. “Rude” she said, typing away on her PDA. “If I had a way to show my awesome fans of me away, I would so step on it and insult you” said Justin. “I don’t think you know the defenition of standing up for yourself” said Courtney, looking up from her PDA. In the confessional, Justin said: “She’s tempted to make me quit, but I am going to do this to her. Make Chris change her team”.

“Chris, can we give a team member to the Screaming Gaffers?!” said Justin. “I don’t see why not, unless it’s you or Sadie. Sadie is just a girl who eats McNuggets and you are the team captain” said Chris. “Fantastic!” said Justin. “And Lindsay has to agree to it also!” said Chris. “Okay. Well, I would like to give them Courtney!” said Justin. Courtney gasped. “Lindsay, do you want Courtney on your team?!” asked Chris. Lindsay nodded yes. “NO!” said Heather, across the studio. “What are you thinking?!” she said. “Maybe for that thing that we are in together” said Lindsay. “Don’t talk about that here” whispered Heather. “I love happy endings” said Lindsay.

“Wait, that is no fair. I was chosen to be on Justin’s team!” complained Courtney. “Justin wanted you out, and Lindsay agreed, so you are now a Gaffer!” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Remember what Heather said? It’s a frog with rabies. I am not a frog with rabies! I am a grip, I play dirty and hard. I even threw an intern in jail!” “I am on Justin’s team” said Courtney. “No” said Chris. “Justin, make me return to your team” said Courtney. “No” said Justin. “Pleeeeeeeeeaaase!” said Courtney. “No” said Justin. “Please please please?!” said Courtney. “What about no don’t you understand?!” said Justin. “I don’t understand the o” said Lindsay.

The Grips put an apple, pom-pom strings, hard strings and old shampoo on the grub. The Gaffers put metal, ear wax, dry patch of hair, a sticker, an old piece of gum in a pocket and three dollars. “Hey, who put my money in there?!” said Chef. Webby whistled away from Chef and the grub. “There!” said Gwen, giving Lindsay her meal. Owen gave Justin his meal. “Just ignore the ear wax and the dry hair patch” whispered Owen. Justin tried to hold his barf in. “GO!” said Chris. Justin threw the meal down. “Lindsay wins!” said Chris. “But I didn’t take a bite” said Lindsay. Courtney smiled.

In the confessional, Courtney said: “That’s what you get for trading me on the other team!” Chris opened the cages. “We’re free!” said Lindsay. “You may go to your teams!” said Chris. “Corny, go to Justin’s team” said Lindsay. “You put me on your team” said Courtney. “I did?!” said Lindsay. “ No, duh” said Courtney. “But I don’t like you” said Lindsay. “I don’t like you either” said Courtney. “Well, that’s a problem” said Heather.

“I want to trade Courtney back!” said Lindsay. “Okay” said Chris. “Courtney, you are back on the Grips!” said Chris. Courtney walked to the Grips. “Glad to be back!” said Courtney. “Don’t I have to agree with it?!” said Justin. “No, Lindsay can trade her back with no agreement, but she needed your’s the first time” said Chris. Justin sighed. Chris took everyone outside. “If the Gophers win this challenge, they’ll get immunity!” said Chris. “Now, you got to escape away from this jail in an obstacle course!” said Chris. “Pick someone on your team to do the carts. Whoever makes it to the finish line the fastest wins!” said Chris.

“I think Sadie should do it” said Justin, taking off his shirt. “No” said Courtney. “Okay!” said Sadie. Before Courtney said something, Justin said: “We pick Sadie!” “Darn” said Courtney. The Gaffers had a harder time picking someone. “My leg has been hurt since now” said Owen. Heather rolled her eyes. “Lindsay, why not you do it?!” said Heather. “Sure!” said Lindsay. “We pick Lindsay!” said Heather.

Everyone but Sadie and Lindsay sat in the small carts. “Couldn’t you make these bigger?!” said Heather, squished. “Thank Courtney for using metal in the last challenge!” said Chris. The castmates complained. “Nobody is perfect” Courtney said. “Let’s just do the challenge already!” said Webby. “Fine” said Chris. “On your marks, get set GO!” said Chris. Lindsay tried to push the cart, as Sadie took an easy early lead.

“Let’s go Sadie!” said Justin. Sadie pushed harder. She made it to the halfway mark, as Lindsay moved an inch. "Can't you do it better?" said Heather. "I am trying Hannah" said Lindsay.

Sadie then made it to the finish line. “Let’s go!” said Justin. “WE WIN!” yelled Courtney. Justin clapped. “You did good!” said Trent. “This is the tiebreaking challenge!” said Chris. Soon, the Grips cart returned, with nobody but Owen in it. “I don’t get how he couldn’t do it” said Heather, rolling her eyes. “Well, this challenge you need to do for the limit!” said Chris. “You are going to dig underground and get out of the studio” Chris continued. “Why can’t we just make the wall fall down?!” said Courtney. “Well, you can’t knock down prop walls at jail” said Chris.

“Duncan has” said Courtney. A flashback of Duncan taking a few bricks out of a wall was shown and how he made it through. Then, he made it fall down. “He could’ve just knocked it down in the first place” said Lindsay. Heather nodded.

“Well, a mole already begun to dig a hole for you guys, so you have to continue!” said Chris. “Why can’t Harold do it? Isn’t he good at that stuff? He’s a nerd, can wear buck teeth and probably kissed a mole” said Courtney. Everyone jumped in the holes with shovels. Lindsay opened her eyes and said, “Is this the mall?!” “No” said Heather, digging. DJ digged in his pocket. “Woah! Mama Spice!” he said. “What the heck is that?!” said Heather. “Mama Spice!” said DJ. “Is that spice made out of mamas?!” said Lindsay. “How can you say that Lindsay?!” said DJ. “I said it from my mouth. It also says some things about how the time I won negative twenty nine dollars in the lottery!” said Lindsay.

Heather giggled. “Maybe we can eat our way out. It’s good!” said DJ. Owen nodded yes, as Lindsay, Webby, Izzy, Lindsay and Heather nodded no. “Never mind” said DJ, putting the spice back in his pocket. Webby, Owen and DJ continued to dig. “We can use some help here!” said Webby, sweatily. Owen nodded. Izzy ran with her shovel and dug as fast as she could.

The scene went to the Grips. “I can’t get my hair to get messy. Look at this hair flip!” said Justin, flipping his hair toward Sadie. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” In the confessional, Justin said: “Here we go again, she must not have a doctor to control her squeal attacks”. “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” Sadie kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie, moving her head by the dirt, getting some of the team dirty. “There’s dirt on my pants” said Sadie.

“My pants are dirty! What now lardo?! WHAT NOW?!” said Courtney. “Was that insult toward me?” said Justin. “I am not big, am I?” said Justin. Courtney sighed. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Justin did a hair flip! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” In the confessional, Courtney said: “I don’t see anything big in a hair flip”.

Izzy digged to the top for the Gaffers. “The Gaffers win!” said Chris. “YES!” said Webby. Owen high-fived Izzy. In the confessional, Owen said: “Wild girl for the win!” “Well, now someone has to get the Grips” said Chris. Interns jumped in and grabbed the Grips and dug out. “Well, the Gaffers won again!” said Chris. “Take that LOSERS!” said Heather. Tyler sighed. “It’s okay Tyson, just call me if you want to lose again” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “Maybe those were not the best words to say, but he should call me… if you need a hand. I love that song. Lean on Lindsay!”

“Thanks everyone!” said Courtney at the Craft Services Tent. “Whaaaaat?!” said Tyler. “Thanks for everything. We lost a challenge… AGAIN!” said Courtney. In the confessional, Justin said: “I had it with this team of loons!” “Don’t just blame us, you are apart of this team too!” said Trent. “Yeah!” said Gwen. In the confessional, Justin said: “That is what I mean by how they agree together. Isn’t that so weird?!”

Owen and Izzy were talking to each other on the other table. “If you were food, you'd be dessert! Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate sauce and sprinkles” said Owen. “That is so nice Owen. If you were food, you’d be a banana split with about thirty bananas and a whole lot a split. Haha, I am so funny” said Izzy. “You are one of the funniest people I know. You crack my egg up!” said Owen. “Good one” said Izzy.

In the elimination ceremony, Chris said: “Same drill all. The first two Gilded Chris’ go to Gwen and Trent”. Gwen and Trent both got their Gilded Chris’ and walked to their seats. “The next Chris goes to Tyler!” said Chris. In the confessional, Tyler said: “One more week of me and Lindsay!” “Three more peeps, two more Chris’” said Chris. “The next Chris goes to Courtney!” said Chris, passing Courtney a Chris. “The final Chris goes to…” said Chris.

“Stop” said Justin. “No” said Chris. “Stop it already” said Justin. “I am quitting the game because almost everyone on this team is a loon” said Justin. Gwen, Tyler, Trent and Courtney growled. “No, just Courtney!” said Justin. Courtney growled. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Me, a LOON?! No way”. Courtney’s voice got changed to a loon’s voice.

In the confessional, Heather said: “Justin, fail antagonist. Hello?!” Justin’s ride took off in the lame-o-sine. “Well, he was going to get eliminated anyways” said Chris. Sadie cried. “Join us next time for more Total Drama Action!” said Chris.

Chapter 8: One Flu Over the Cuckoos
“Last time on Total Drama Action, we had a prison movie challenge and the Gaffers won, after Courtney switched teams twice. The Grips eliminated Justin, who also quit. Today’s challenge?” said Chris, as fast as he can before barfing off-screen.

(theme song plays)

All the remaining campers walked back to the trailers after the prison movie. “Today’s challenge was so dumb” said Courtney. “I didn’t think so. It’s like school, but it’s not. Now, I know to smash into a wall in jail on the first day” said Lindsay. “You know Lindsay, if you want to get plastic surgery like that ugly Megan Fox, I am fine” said Heather. “Wait, that means I will be plastic, like Barbie?!” smiled Lindsay. Heather sighed.

Sadie cried. “What’s with her?” said Heather. “She’s upset because her idol got eliminated” said Courtney, sighing. “Ooooh! You got an idol?! Can you give me one next time, Sarah?!” said Lindsay. “No, Justin got eliminated” cried Sadie. “Justin, is that just a tin?” said Lindsay. “The person” said Courtney. “A person called Just Tin?” said Lindsay. “Yes” said Courtney. “Ooooh, who’s that?” said Lindsay. “Argh!” said Courtney, walking away from Lindsay.

“You are better than ice cream with pancakes and tons of fruit and pancakes!” said Owen. “You are better than that Barbie doll I ate for a project!” said Izzy. “You ate a Barbie doll?” said Owen. “Kinda” said Izzy.

Sirens begun to go off somewhere. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “That’s the yellow submarine. We all live in the yellow submarine! The yellow submarine! The yellow submarine! We all live in the yellow submarine and we all eat pizza pockets!”

An ambulance rushed to the film set. Izzy hid behind a bush. In the confessional, Izzy said: “I started to set bombs in a summer camp with cooking and this guy named Steve was in charge. The kitchen went on fire and ever since then, police have been chasing me!” “Izzy” said Lindsay, “Are you scared, because someone died in our cabin?” “Someone died in the cabin?!” said DJ, fainting. A body was covered in a big bag. “Oh no!” said DJ. Izzy ran out of the bush. “Let me see if this person is dead or not!” said Izzy. Izzy poked the person.

“Not the face” said Chris, taking off the big bag. “Sorry” said Izzy. The ambulance rushed off again. “Start studying, because tomorrow, we are playing doctor!” said Chris. In the confessional, Owen was eating a carrot and said, “What’s up, doc?!” Chris passed everyone a few books. “That’s where you’ll study from!” said Chris. “We are having a math or social study test. I am confused” said Lindsay. “A medical test” said Chris. “But, I don’t want to be a doctor. I want to be the first female President of the United States of America” said Courtney.

“Well, do you want to win the challenge for your team?” said Chris. “My team?! I am in charge?!” said Courtney. “I guess” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “YES! Now I can boss all of these loons around!” “Well, I am tired, so I won’t study” said Webby, yawning and walking in the guys cabin. Heather knocked on the door. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “When Heather’s knocking on your door, you are wondering what live decisions made you get there”.

Webby opened the door. “Do we have a problem?” said Webby. “Yes, I have a problem. We need to win this challenge and as much as you need a nap, I need to win this challenge” said Heather. “I don’t really care, because I am exhausted” said Webby, closing the door. In the confessional, Heather said: “It’s called glue. I am gluing his lips, when he sleeps”.

“Well, for studying, you get PIZZA!” said Chef, handing everyone pizza. “Good luck” he winked, as he headed out of the craft services tent. “Is he kidding me? I don’t think this pizza is good or anything” said Courtney. Lindsay smelled it. “Smells good!” said Lindsay. Lindsay looked at the pizza. “Looks good!” said Lindsay. Lindsay put a bit of the pizza in her mouth. “Tastes like pizza, but my tongue is red” said Lindsay. “No, duh? All our tongues are red” said Heather. “But mine hurts” said Lindsay. “You probably bit it or something” said Heather, reading the book and eating the pizza.

Gwen and Trent each took a slice of the pizza and ate it. “Wow, this is good actually” said Trent. Gwen nodded. “Lindsay, can you watch the team while I am gone for a minute? I need to take care of something!” said Heather. “Of the pizza?! Yeah, I should get you to take care of my pizza too!” said Lindsay, giving Heather her pizza. “No” said Heather, putting it down. “Eat it or save it, you slacker” said Heather. Lindsay ate the pizza, as Heather left. Heather snuck into the girls trailer in the dark and found some glue. In the confessional, Heather said: “Feel free to do this at home. I really would care less if your brother or sister or family member gets seriously hurt from this!”

Heather went in the guys trailer and said, “This will be just plain gross, but worth it”. Heather opened the cap of the glue and glued Webby’s mouth. She put the cap of the glue on, returned to the girls trailer, put the glue back and ran to the craft services tent. “Back” said Heather. Everyone was complaining at Owen. “Why did you eat all the slices?!” asked Lindsay. “I was hungry and they were good!” said Owen, farting. “Omar, have you ever farted that much before?” said Lindsay. “No, but I don’t think my butt has an issue… right now” said Owen, farting again.

“I’m done!” said Lindsay, walking out of the Craft Services Tent. “You what?!” said Heather. “I am done. I need to sleep” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Courtney said: “This is just great. Nobody in my team is leaving or quitting for sleep or anything else, as for the other team. They have two people leaving or quitting for something else!” Lindsay and Heather had a conversation, ending in which Lindsay walked back in the Craft Services Tent. “Hi everyone!” said Lindsay. Everyone was studying and said: “Shhhh!” “Are you about to say the sh swear?” said Lindsay. “Shhh!” said everyone. “I guess you are” said Lindsay.

The next morning, Webby woke up and tried to say something. He looked around the guys cabin and tried to open his lips to say something. He walked to the craft services tent. Chris then announced: “Hey campers. Come to studio eight for your next challenge!” Everyone woke up and walked to studio eight. “Today’s challenge is the first team to win two. Anyways, the first part of today’s challenge is the results from your studying!” said Chris. “What if some people” said Heather, staring at Webby, “didn’t study”. “Then, they flunked the test” said Chris.

In the confessional, Courtney said: “That was just great. Now, we have a chance to get more points!” In the confessional, Heather said: “And also, Webby can’t talk. What good is he anyways?” “Courtney, what is the disease of nose picking?” asked Chris. “Ezekiel” said Courtney. A bell rung. “You are moving to round two!” said Chris. “Yes!” said Courtney. “Lindsay, what is the disease on talking?” asked Chris. “Mouth?” said Lindsay. “Eh, I’ll count it! Lindsay is moving on!” said Chris. “I am?! YAY!” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Courtney said: "I know those books had a cut out cereal cover in the back and front and all of those pages were from old textbooks, but I don't care. I am smarter than everyone and I am going to win this challenge!"

“Tyler, who created the un-athletic disease?” asked Chris. “Ummm… Sean Wrench?!” said Tyler. “No. He was the first athletic person” said Chris. “Oh” said Tyler. “The correct answer was… you” said Chris. Tyler sighed. In the confessional, Heather said: "I know that there's noun-athletic disease. Chris probably wrote that in". “You are not moving on to round two, Tyler” said Chris. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “I feel bad. I want to give him my spot, but Hannah is going to be a dog and bark at me”.

“Owen, who created the fail disease?” asked Chris. “Icky Pants McGee!” said Owen. Chris nodded, as Owen walked over with Courtney and Lindsay. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “My science teacher was Mrs. McGee! Haha. Maybe Icky and Wanda are husband and wife!” “Gwen, who was the first doctor to be in charge of the filmset?!” said Chris. “Hinton Babe Bastra” said Gwen. “Ding!” said Chris.

“Izzy, who made the tounge-i-tis disease?” said Chris. “Me! I made it yesterday morning after drinking three gallons of Hawaiian Punch!” said Izzy, punching Tyler as a joke. “Ow” said Tyler. “That was a play punch!” said Izzy. “Izzy, you are moving on!” said Chris. After a ton of questions, it was down to two.

“Lindsay and Courtney, you made it to round eight!” said Chris. “Isn’t it twelveteen?” said Lindsay. “Whoever gets this question right wins this first challenge!” said Chris. “For the electronic disease, what electronics do you need?!” said Chris. “Please give me three electronics!” Chris continued.

“Flute, cellphone and banana!” said Lindsay. “PDA, computer and video games!” said Courtney. “THE GRIPS WIN PART ONE!” said Chris. “Yes!” said Courtney. “For challenge two, you need to get a Franken-Chris body from the goo. However, there are eels in there, so it may electrocute you. Just put it together and put it up, so then I can declare a winner!” said Chris. “Simple!” said Courtney. “Pick one person to start off for your team, then, someone else goes” Chris continued.

“Izzy will go first” said Heather. “Sadie will go first” said Courtney. “Okay” said Chris. Izzy went in and found a head. She threw it to Owen. “That is so much fun! Can I do it again?!” said Izzy. “Nope, it’s someone else’s turn!” said Chris. "Aww" said Izzy, tripping. "I think you have Tripitios!" said Lindsay. "I think I do too! Hahaha! That must be so cool!" said Izzy. In the confessional, Heather said: "Loons!" Sadie went in the goo and found an eel. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” she screamed in the goo. She spit out some goo, as she went under it again. In the confessional, Sadie said: "If only Justin was here. He probably would've liked the goo". Owen went in and got bit by an eel. “Ow” said Owen, sinking slowly.

In the confessional, Courtney said: “We so are not winning this challenge” and sighed. Sadie suddenly came up holding to feet and around her head was a hand. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Or maybe not. Especially because my PDA has a webcam, which can spot each of the pieces!” Sadie threw the hand to Courtney and the feet to Gwen and Trent. They put it on the body holder. Sadie got out of the goo and screamed “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” she kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” she rolled on the goo, that was drying on the ground. Tyler slowly walked away. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I gave my team three pieces and met an eel and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

“Me next!” said Courtney, jumping in and searching with her PDA for more pieces. Owen got back up and out with the chest and the main part of the body. “Yes!” said Owen. Lindsay and DJ took the pieces and put it on the Chris. Courtney found another foot and the chest. “YES!” said Courtney, throwing the foot at Sadie, who was still rolling on the floor, squealing. “SADIE!” said Courtney. “What?!” said Sadie, looking at the foot. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Don’t what me”. “Oh!” said Sadie, picking it up and putting it in on the Chris.

Courtney ran out and threw the chest on the Chris too. “The Grips are just two pieces away from the win!” said Chris. After Owen got out, Heather said: “I am not going in there”. “I’ll go!” said Lindsay. “Good!” said Heather. Lindsay searched in the goo and found a foot. “No, that’s not lipstick” said Lindsay, throwing the foot back in. “LINDSAY!” yelled Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “Why the” said Heather, before a bleep “did she throw that foot back in?! Now we lost for sure!” “Grab that foot and bring it back!” said Heather. “But don’t we have to find lipstick?” said Lindsay. “Just do what I said” said Heather. Lindsay grabbed the foot and got out. “Webby, you are next!” said Heather.

The Grips found all of their pieces and begun to bring the Chris up. "The Grips are about to win!" said Chris, as the Grips found another piece. "Hurry guys!" said Heather. Int hte confessional, Heather said: "I was right. This team is full of loons. Just because Lindsay picked nobody good, of course except me". “Hurry up, they are close!” said Courtney, paying some attention to the Gaffers. “Can we chill? They are far away from winning. They need like three more pieces!” said Trent. Courtney pushed harder, as the Chris reached the top. “YES!” said Courtney. “WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!” she continued. “Fantastic job. Well, today. I am being nice to the Grips and going to give one of them an awesome prize. Vote on it!” said Chris.

“I think Sadie should get it!” said Tyler. “I agree” said Gwen. “Sure” said Trent. “I think I here should get it” said Courtney. “Well, I guess Sadie gets the reward, because three is the majority of the team!” said Chris. Someone suddenly knocked on the door. “Someone is dying!” said Lindsay. “I think you got the wrong hospital” said Chris to the stranger wearing pink, standing perfectly.

“No” said the stranger. “Is that…” said Sadie. “Don’t start!” said Heather. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said the stranger, which turned out to be Katie. “Wait, are you telling me that she is returning and I had to go nuts over these challenges for nothing?!” said Courtney. “No, but they are both going back home for the next two days!” said Chris, smiling. “WHAT?!” said Courtney. “You heard me. They are going back home for the next two days!” said Chris again.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" squealed Katie and Sadie, again running out of the studio. “Anyways” said Chris, looking at the Gaffers. “One of you will be heading outta here. We’ll see in a few hours at the Gilded Chris Ceremony. See you there!” said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: “I know who I am going to vote”. In the confessional, DJ said: “I don’t know who to vote out. I guess I’ll vote for myself, because everyone is my friend and they kinda do deserve the money more than me!”

A few hours later in the Gilded Chris ceremony, everyone voted and Chris said: “Everyone but DJ and Heather worked hard, so they all get Chris’!” said Chris, handing Owen, Webby, Izzy and Lindsay each a Chris. “The final Chris goes to…” said Chris.

“Heather” said Chris. “YES!” said Heather, getting the Gilded Chris. “How?!” said Owen. “The secrets of a ballot box!” said Chris. In the confessional, Lindsay said: "Maybe I can talk the ballet box into giving me the votes! DJ then said, “Don’t worry guys. I’ll be cheering for everyone back wherever I am going”. “One more surprise before we head off” said Chris.

The lame-o-sine doors opened and sitting down was DJ’s momma. “MOMMA!” said DJ, running in. “I saved the spice you told me to keep!” said DJ. “Good job Poopydoo. You did a g-“ said DJ’s momma. “DJ, clean off your shoes. This is a fancy car!” said DJ’s momma. DJ cleaned off his shoes and got in the car. “You did a good job!” said DJ’s momma. “Thanks momma!” said DJ.

“Bitter sweet moments of your life, but next time we’ll scare them all down your pants in Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris.

Chapter 9: The Sand Witch Project
“Last time on Total Drama Action, we played doctor and Courtney went beastie on everyone. Sadie won the reward and is now home with her BFFFL or whatever, Sadie. I mean, Katie. Those two girls are so confusing. In the end, DJ got eliminated and wiped off his shoes. Is there a doctor in the house for that? Anyways, tonight, don’t wet your pants after watching the Boogey Man, nor have Chicken-i-tos, because this challenge is the scariest yet on Total Drama Action!” said Chris.

(theme song plays)

It is dark and Chris blows a horn at midnight. “I have been waiting for this for… six hours!” said Chris. A lame-o-sine returns with a girl with pink in it. Lindsay woke up and walked outside. “THE PAPARAZZI IS FINALLY HERE!” she yelled. “No silly. It’s me!” said Sadie. “Katie?!” said Lindsay. “Sadie” said Sadie. “Oohhh, are you the paparazzi?!” said Lindsay. “I dunno” said Sadie. “I dunno either” said Lindsay. “Haha, I dunno that you dunno if I am paparazzi” said Sadie. “Can we shut up? Some people can use sleeping time!” said Gwen, in the girls trailer. Sleepily, Trent said: “Yeah yeah, listen to Gwen” and fell back to sleep, in the guys trailer.

The castmates slept in for most of the morning. In the girls trailer, Heather woke up. “When is the challenge already?!” said Heather. Lindsay woke up a few seconds later. “Maybe we get a day off” said Lindsay. “Maybe some people want to win” said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: “I am in this game to win this game and of course to be more popular!”

Everyone soon woke up. In the confessional, Webby said: “Heather put glue on my mouth?! Oh, someone is getting payback for that”, showing everyone a shaver. In the guys trailer, Webby said: “When will Chris begin our tri-daily torture?!” “Maybe we have none today” said Tyler, on the brighter side. In the confessional, Tyler said: “I could use this day to spend some more time with Lindsay. Let’s just hope Heather doesn’t get in my love life though this time”.

Chef served everyone breakfast. Heather was waiting for an announcement. “Where is Chris?!” said Heather. Chef ignored Heather and served Owen some breakfast. Everyone ate their breakfast and went outside.

“Do you think Chris is just messing with us again like last season?!” asked Webby. “I don’t know, he does that with us a lot” said Owen. “Maybe he needed some down time” said Trent. Owen and Webby laughed. “Isn’t he the host of this show?” said Webby.

Trent then said, “I don’t know where he is, but I am still going to take that as a thought. Want to play Go Fish?” “Sure” said Owen. “Where’s the fish?” Owen continued. “The card game” said Trent, showing the cards. "Oohhhhhh!" said Owen. In the confessional, Owen said: "I was looking forward for eating fish". Trent, Owen, Tyler and Webby played go fish for a while until Chris announced the new challenge.

Over the loudspeaker, Chris said “Today’s challenge is a horror movie. Come to studio nine for details!” “Finally!” said Heather. Everyone walked to studio nine and immediately, bats begun to attack Heather. “Get off!” said Heather. Gwen laughed, as a bat swooped above her. Lindsay screamed and ran to studio eight. “It’s empty. Nobody is dead!” said Lindsay, in relief. A fly crashed into a door. “Never mind” sighed Lindsay, walking back to studio nine.

“Chris, can you explain that bats in here?!” said Heather. “This is a horror movie, Heather. We had one last season and I felt like we can have another one this season” said Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: “I am thinking of DJ. I feel glad that he is not here, because he would’ve been freaked out and scared. At least he is with his mother… wherever…” “Pick a cereal killer for today’s challenge and I’ll explain!” said Chris. The teams broke off. In the confessional, Owen said: "I hope we don't run around the island again, because that was so scary and not fun".

The Gaffers discussed: “I say Hannah should do it, she’s scary!” said Lindsay. Heather glared at Lindsay. “In a good way!” said Lindsay. “I should be the killer. I have chased ducks, geese, preschoolers, twilight fans, a PDA and people out of jail before” said Izzy. “I think Heather should. She glued my lips for a day, so maybe she can… you know. Scare us? And look at her face, it looks like she didn’t get enough sleep” said Webby. Heather growled and said, “At least I was not stupid enough to sleep and not study a few days ago”. “Shut up, I needed the rest” said Webby.

“But I think I should be the killer. Look at my scary face!” said Izzy, sticking out her tongue in a more happier face. “That’s not scary” said Owen, admiring Izzy. Izzy begun to growl and her face got angrier. “Now that’s a scary face!” said Owen. In the confessional, Webby said: “That first face isn’t scary, but reminded me of the face of that fan of Courtney and Duncan, who took me as Duncan once and liked this season. Courtney~Duncan-TDA or something. I don’t know. Either way, I recently heard they crashed a golf cart into an Owen and Izzy fan. Freaks these days”.

“I guess… Heather!” said Webby. “Same!” said Lindsay. “You are as cute as a bug in a rug!” said Owen. Izzy turned angry again. In the confessional, Owen said: “How knew Izzy had mood flares?!” “I guess I have the role!” smiled Heather. Lindsay smiled. “We pick Hannah!” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Izzy said: “This challenge will be even better than the time I begun to narrate my life!”

In a flashback, Izzy said: “Izzy walked slowly to the kitchen table and saw dinner. Good ol’ dinner she said. Izzy took a bite of the dinner and saw a bomb. Izzy ran off as fast as she can into the living room, as the kitchen got set on fire. Her mother also survived out of the fire. Izzy thought that her mom should not put bombs in their meals”. Izzy’s mom smacked Izzy. “That’s dessert!” said her mom.

The Grips discussed: “I think I should do it!” said Courtney. “I agree” said the team. “You really are scary!” said Sadie.

“Okay, so my team picks me as the killer!” said Courtney. “Okay, so it is both Courtney and Heather!” said Chris, handing them masks. In the confessional, Chris said: “Both ladies, both evil. This I got to see!” “Whoever screams the loudest, judging on our scream-o-meter will win the challenge for the team” said Chris. “Okay” said Heather.

“Can Owen and Izzy walk to one side and Gwen and Trent to the other side?!” said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “Reviewing Gwen and Trent’s actions, they like each other. Not like, but like like”. In the confessional, Gwen said: “What are we doing with each other?” In the confessional, Trent said: “This feels great and awesome!”

“Both couples must kiss and the loudest screamers win for their team!” said Chris. “Okay!” said Owen, leaning toward Izzy. “GO!” said Chris. Slowly, Trent kissed Gwen. In the confessional, Chris said: "I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY LIKED EACH OTHER! I called it first episode on Chef. Ha! Who owes me n-argh. That was just a season one bet. I hate you". Chris then texted something to Chef.

Courtney jumped up behind them and both of them screamed: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Scream-o-Meter showed eighty out of one hundred. “Let’s see if the Gaffers can beat that!” said Chris. Owen and Izzy made out with each other. Heather snuck on them and found a small chainsaw. She roared it, but Owen and Izzy were still busy making out. “HELLO?!” said Heather. “Oh yeah, AH!” they said, still making out. “ARGH!” said Heather, waking off. The Scream-o-Meter showed twenty out of one hundred. "The Grips win part one!" said Chris, returning to everyone else.

“The Grips win part one of the challenge. Now can Lindsay and Katie come to the outhouse?” said Chris. “Katie?!” said Lindsay and Sadie. “I mean Sadie!” said Chris, facepalming. Sadie and Lindsay both came into separate outhouses. In the confessional, Lindsay said: “I won’t wet my pants!” Heather roared and Lindsay screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”. She suddenly wet her pants and screamed again “AHHHHH!”. “Finally. Something going like I want it to go!” said Heather. The Scream-o-Meter showed ninety out of one hundred. “Wow, just wow” said Chris.

Courtney knocked on the door and Sadie said, “Come in!” Courtney opened the door and Sadie welcomed her by saying, “Welcome to Sadie’s Playhouse!” “Playhouse?! 1. This is an outhouse. 2. We aren’t playing or having fun. 3. This is a challenge we need to win!” said Courtney. “Courtney, just because you think it is not a playhouse doesn’t mean that it is not altogether!” said Sadie. “Argh! I had it with these dumb playhouses and the twerps. We need to win a challenge!” said Courtney.

“Courtney, we won the last one, you don’t need to just get angry when we lose one part of the challenge” said Sadie. “But if we won this part, I would have to work less and we can just win already!” said Courtney. Chris then announced, "The Gaffers win part two. It is now tied one per team! This is the tiebreaker right now! The reward is on the line!" Lindsay said: "On what line? I don't see much lines?" Chris then said: "It's just a saying". In the confessional, Chris said: "It is so difficult doing this with her, because she doesn't understand anything".

“Webby, Tyler. Please report to the forest. Challenge three is getting underway!” said Chris. Webby and Tyler followed Chris into a forest-like zone of the studio. In the confessional, Heather said: “This better work!” Heather snuck up near Webby. She roared her chainsaw and threw rocks at him. “Ow” he said. "That really hurts" Webby continued. In the confessional, Webby said: "Someone is getting revenge at the end of the season". She put on a mask and showed her face to Webby. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Webby, running out of the studio nine to studio one. A monster chased him around and Webby screamed “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” again.

In the confessional, Courtney said: “That wasn’t as bad as Sadie’s squeal attacks”. In the confessional, Webby said: “Heather needs to get new cream, she looks like a monster!” In the confessional, Heather said: “What?!” “Webby scored a perfect one hundred!” said Chris. “YES!” said Webby. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Why I am scared of Courtney? I know she’s coming…” Courtney snuck up and Tyler and poked him. Tyler pretended to scream: “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”. “That’s fifty out of one hundred. THE GAFFERS WIN!” said Chris. The Gaffers cheered.

In the confessional, Heather said: “YES!” In the confessional, Courtney said: “NO!” “Now, today is a reward challenge!” said Chris. “Is that the money?!” said Lindsay. “No, the Gaffers are going to SIX FLAGS!” said Chris. “Six flags? What’s that?! Waving six flags around? That sounds… boring!” said Lindsay. “Yes!” said Izzy. “Roller coasters and everything!” said Izzy. “Pack your barfbags, this is going to be one heck of a ride on the Horror Rides!” said Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: “I again feel happy that DJ isn’t here, I wish I wasn’t here also. I hate big roller coasters”.

In the confessional, Tyler said: “There goes spending the next few days with Lindsay”. “Join us next time for another exciting episode of Total Drama Action!” said Chris.

Chapter 10: Masters of Disasters
“Last time on Total Drama Action, Heather and Courtney were the killers in the horror challenge and the Gaffers won the challenge, so now they went to SixFlags for a few days. Let’s see if Courtney will go nuts in this episode of Total Drama Action!” said Chris.

(theme song plays)

Chris said over the loudspeaker: “Good morning castmates. Today’s challenge is a disastrous challenge and maybe a few of you will get into a big disaster. Anyways, get dressed and come to studio ten for your first challenge”. Everyone got dressed and walked to studio ten. “I’ll throw bombs if you don’t come sooner!” said Chris, over the loudspeaker. In the confessional, Izzy said: "Did someone say boms?!" and then, she laughed. Everyone ran to studio ten. “Much better” said Chris. “So, what are we doing today?!” asked Courtney. In the confessional, Heather said: “I need the teams to get merged today. My alliance has grown weak. I need Sadie and Tyler! But not weird goth girl and shaggy kid with a guitar”.

“Are we merging the teams?” said Heather. “No” smiled Chris. “But we will soon!” said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: “I have no time for soon. I want it now, I sound like Courtney”. “Today’s challenge is a disaster movie challenge if you did not hear over the loudspeaker” said Chris. “I didn’t. Sorry” said Lindsay. “Both teams must run on this obstacle course full of… snakes, monkey bars, bombs, walls and a few more things we added” winked Chris. “Monkey bars?!” said Lindsay. “I don’t see any monkeys” Lindsay continued. “No, duh. The monkey part is just a saying” said Courtney.

“Now, can everyone move to the white line?” said Chris. Everyone walked to the white line, as Chris went into his golf cart. “Why do you need that” said Owen, a bit nervous. “You’ll see” said Chris. “Alrighty!” said Owen. “GO!” Chris then said. Everyone ran. Lindsay swung on the monkey bars and fell down into a hole. She jumped back up and tried again. “Hurry up!” said Heather. Lindsay fell. “Do it like this!” said Heather, walking around it. Lindsay walked around it, along with the Gaffers. “Cheaters!” yelled Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney dialed on her PDA. A snake slowly crept up to Owen. “YIKE!” said Owen, running toward a wall. “SNIPE?!” yelled Izzy. “Where? Where?! Where?!” said Izzy, taking out her paintbal gun. “A pipe?! I like to play the pipe!” said Lindsay. “I said YIKE!” said Owen, climbing up a wall, which fell to the front.

In the confessional, Chris said: “They are screwing this obstacle course up!” Chris begun to shoot golf balls. “Throw here! THROW HERE!” said Tyler. Chris shot a golfball at Tyler’s foot. “Ow” said Tyler. “I meant by my hands” he said. Chris threw something that almost got his head. “I am a bad shot” said Chris to himself. Chris continued to shoot golfballs. One was shot at Courtney’s PDA! “MY PDA!” said Courtney, rushing to it. She growled at Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “I am so not getting a new contract”. Lindsay ran to Courtney with a band-aid. Lindsay put it on the PDA. “LINDSAY!” yelled Heather. “What are you doing?!” said Courtney. “What are you doing?!” said Heather. “What am I doing what?!” said Lindsay. “You are…” said both Courtney and Heather before they both begun to not say the same things together.

“AHHHHHHHHH!” said Lindsay, running straight to the finish line. “WE WIN!” said Heather. “Is your whole team there yet?!” said Chris. “No” said Lindsay. “Well, you don’t win” said Chris. Lindsay gasped. Chris shot golfballs at the Gaffers. “ Hurry guys! Get in the tunnel!” said Owen. Chris ran out of golfballs. “Give me whatever you have!” said Chris to Chef. C hef threw eggs at Owen, who ate them. "Yeah, eggs. That'll help. He loves food!" said Chris. "I am trying, dude" said Chef. “What about your novel?!” said Chris. “You kidding me, right?!” said Chef. “Just give me it!” said Chris. Chef gave Chris his unfinished novel and Chris threw it at Owen. It hit his teeth and Owen got knocked out. The Grips then, dashed to the finish line together. “WE WIN!” said Courtney.

“I had no idea about my strength! I am sorry!” said Chris. Sirens went off. “THE RCMP! AHH! AH! AH! BE PREPARED!” said Izzy, running in circles. “She’s nuts” said Webby. An ambulance came. “Is this another doctor movie?! Can I join the doctor club?!” asked Lindsay. “No, this is serious!” said Chris. Lindsay ran to a paramedic. “Hi! Can I be important like you?!” said Lindsay. The paramedic said: “M’am, I suggest you keep silent. I have a job right now”. “But, can’t you just answer my question?” “M’am, I have to take this heavy person into the hospital”. “I am a man? Aren’t I a women?!” “M’am, I just said m’am. Now, shut up!” “Why?” “Shut up!” “Why?!” “I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!” “You are not my mom!” said Lindsay. "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP?!" said the paramedic. Another paramedic came out of the ambulance, which was a guy and at first look, he looks like Justin.

“IS THAT JUSTIN?!” said Sadie. “Here we go again” sighed Courtney. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” In the confessional, the paramedic said: “Why is that freak freaking out?” “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” Sadie kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie, running into the stretcher. “Look what you did m’am!” said the first paramedic that was talking to Lindsay before. “Oww” said Owen. “I am SO sorry. I am SO sorry” said Sadie, walking away. In the confessional, Sadie said: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That’s Justin!” “You just look like Justin” said Sadie to the second paramedic. “I am Justin”. “You are?!” “Yes”. “How did you get this job so fast?” In the confessional, the second paramedic said: "Is she a stalker or something?" “From school and all” said the paramedic. “Aren’t you still in college?” “No, I graduated last summer”. “Well, congratulations!” “Thank you”. “No, thank you. Join us next time on… the Sadie Show”. “The what?!”

Owen fell down when he was in the stretcher. “Well, I think you should all move on to a different scene. This won’t be that pretty” said the second paramedic. “Bye!” said Sadie. “Wait, I can’t tell my mom that?!” said Lindsay. The first paramedic said “no”. “Okay, bye mailman!” said Lindsay. In the confessional, the first paramedic said: "For crying out loud, I am not a mailman!" In the confessional, Lindsay said: “He told me that my mom kissed a camel on her first date. I know that’s a lie, because she hates camels like that guy”.

Chris and Chef went in the control room. “What happened to the lava that you allowed me to shoot out?!” said Chef. “I didn’t want to do it, because of Owen and everything” said Chris. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “Because Owen got injured, the Gaffers win part one. We need no more lawsuits”. “But we were there first!” said Courtney. “Safety first!” said Chris. Chef snatched the loudspeaker from Chris. “That’s why we had that bus ride, which only Chris paid attention to!” said Chef, giving Chris a cookie. Chris ate the cookie over the loudspeaker. “Where are we?!” said Heather.

“Rafts!” said Chris. “Because you won the challenge, you get a code advantage to help you out!” said Chris. “The code is in Lindsay’s pocket. I am sure she’ll do a perfect job protecting it!” said Chris. “Yeaaaaaah!” said Heather. “Give me that!” said Heather, snatching it from Lindsay. “It’s just shapes!” said Heather, looking at it. “That’s what it is supposed to be, it’s a code! Just solve it!” said Chris. An intern threw two knives at the rafts, which sunk into a submarine! “WE ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE?!” said Lindsay. The scene zoomed out to the Gaffers’ yellow submarine. “Not again” said Heather. “Webby, can you say ‘OH’!” said Lindsay. “No!” said Heather. “OHHHHH!” said Webby, in a deep voice.

“We all live in a yellow submarine! A yellow submarine! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! We all live in a yellow submarine! With a red alarm flashing! Come on guys!” said Lindsay. “This isn’t preschool” said Heather, rolling her eyes. Water begun to rise. “This seem so much fun!” said Izzy. Meanwhile, in the control room “UNO!” yelled Chris. “I said no stacks!” said Chef. “Noooo, I called it in the beginning of the game!” said Chris.

Back in the Gaffers' submarine, Heather threw the code in the rising water. Back in the control room, “I think the water is rising a bit… fast” said Chris, watching closely at both submarines. “Chris, don’t worry about it. Nothing bad is going to happen” said Chef. “This is a reality show. I didn’t think something was going to happen when Owen hurt his jaw or whatever and now this is happening. I bet one of them is going to drown and die” said Chris. In the confessional, Chef said: “Love it!” In the confessional, Chris said: “Hate it!” “What if we stop the water?” In the confessional, Chris said: “Love it!” In the confessional, Chef said: “Hate it!”

Izzy begun to kick the water and jump. In the confessional, Webby had water on his hair. “Why do I have to be stuck with crazy, dumb and evil?!” Meanwhile, the water rised toward Courtney. “My PDA won’t take this! STOP THE WATER! STOP IT!” said Courtney. “Ignore it!” said Chef. “I can’t. This is my career we are talking about!” said Chris. “I have one too! So just ignore it!” said Chef, breaking the water machine. “Uh oh” said Chef. “CHEF!” said Chris. Water rose up fast. “Woah, something bad must have happened” said Webby. “Shut up, we need to get to the bottom and open the vault!” said Heather. “I can’t do it, I hate water in my eyes” said Webby. “I can’t do it, I can’t risk getting my hair wet” said Heather. “I can’t do it, because I want to talk to Heather” said Lindsay. In the confessional, Heather said: “Joy”. “I CAN! I LOVE THIS! I once tried to be a lifeguard and someone begun to drown. I jumped in with a superwoman costume and I saved the day. I then jumped on their stomach and took their lunch money!” said Izzy.

“Interesting…” said Heather. “Can you just go underwater and save us?!” said Webby. “Sure, but first I need a bomb!” said Izzy. “IZZY!” yelled the team. Meanwhile, Tyler said: “Maybe I can go under and kick the vault. Then, all the water can come out!” “That’s a great idea, but you are a jock” said Courtney. Ignoring Courtney's comment, Tyler said: “For my father!”, going underwater. “Yes! Yes! Tyler is saving my career. I never thought he’ll do it!” said Chris. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “Whoever opens the vault wins immunity, no matter what!”

“Izzy, do you REALLY need a bomb to open a vault?!” asked Heather. Izzy ignored Heather and begun to swim underwater. A fish bit her. Izzy came back up with it. “Aren’t you supposed to be down there opening the vault?!” said Heather. “But this fish bit me!” said Izzy. “Awww!” said Lindsay. “How the heck can a fish get in here?!” said Webby. “Oh no. Did you put my dinner in there?!” said Chris. Chef nodded, slowly. “DUDE! I can’t be eating pickles for dinner!” said Chris. In the confessional, Chef said: “That’s what happens if you skip the food challenge and instead do a disaster movie, which is turning out to be a disaster”.

Tyler kicked the vault hard. “Ow!” he said, underwater. The water stopped flowing and begun to drown. Tyler hopped out of the water, along with everyone. “We win!” said Tyler, getting ut of the water. “YES! My career is saved!” said Chris. Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “The Grips win immunity!” “YES!” they said. Sadie high-fived Tyler. “Nice job Tyson!” said Lindsay. “Thanks!” said Tyler. In the confessional, Tyler said: "I needed that moment. Now my team and Lindsay likes me again! Maybe tomorrow, I can show them my duel skills!"

Chris walked out to the Grips. “You also get a choice to a volcano that is about to erupt or chips and pop. Which will it be?!” said Chris. Everyone said, “Chips and pop”. “Can I have some too?” asked Lindsay. “You lost” said Chris. “The game?!” said Lindsay. “Can someone shoot me?!” said Chris.

“The Gaffers will discuss who to eliminate!” said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: “Izzy has to go home today, because she could’ve won the challenge for us, if the bombs didn’t distract her!” Courtney talked with the Grips. “We need to keep this up! I hope they eliminate Owen tonight. He is seriously injured and he’ll get beat up more and I can tell he has a crush with Izzy. So, of course that means the word ALLIANCE”. Everyone nodded.

In the Gilded Chris ceremony, Chris said: “We have you all back again. The first two Chris’ go to Webby and Lindsay!” Owen drank a milkshake and farted on his wheelchair. “He’s alright!” said Chris. Izzy relaxed again. “The next Chris goes to Heather” said Chris. Owen and Izzy stared at each other. “Didn’t think it’ll come to this, huh?” said Chris. “Anyways, the final Chris goes to…” said Chris.

“We have a tie” said Chris. “Instead of letting Webby revote, I’ll call the Killer Grips over and they’ll vote who should go home, just for dramatic reasons!” said Chris. Chef told them to come and they all ran to the Gilded Chris ceremony. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Well, I guess that was a good time to say that about Owen earlier”. Chris gave them all a voting device. “Vote Izzy or Owen to get eliminated” said Chris. Soon, the final votes were cast and Chris said: “The final Chris goes to…”

“It’s another tie!” said Chris. “Impossible!” said Heather. “Just kidding, Owen, bud. You have been eliminated” said Chris. Owen sighed. In the confessional, Webby sighed and said: “I’ll miss the big guy”. In the confessional, Heather said: “The votes were unfair. Izzy deserved to go home. Owen might have screwed up, but Izzy screwed up with something called immunity on the line!” Izzy took Owen to the walk of shame. “Wait” said Owen. Chris walked over, “Yes?” he said. “Can I have soda and chips?” said Owen. “Sure” said Chris, signaling for Chef. “Don’t sue though” said Chris. “I know” said Owen. Chef returned with a blender, chips and pop. Owen blended the pop and chips together. "Gross" said Heather. Lindsay nodded. “Hey! You dropped your chips in my pop! Hey! You spilled your pop in my chips” said Owen.

“Probably the pain meds” said Chris. Izzy took Owen to the lame-o-sine. She pushed too hard and Owen was in the middle of the road, helpless. “Who will save him?” said Lindsay. “Don’t worry, he’s perfectly fine” said Chris. The cameraman pointed the camera toward Owen and the cars in the middle of the street. “Well, not really. Someone will save him soon next time on Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris.

Chapter 11: Cody of the Film Set
“Last time on Total Drama Action, we put the aster in disaster. Owen got hurt and the contestants almost drowned. Blame Chef, not me. Either way, Chef is in jail… nawt. He’s chillaxing. In the end, Tyler saved my career and Owen got eliminated in Total Drama Action!” said Chris. Chris’ phone rang. “No. Shut up” said Chris said Chris on the phone.

(theme song plays)

Chris blew a horn and said on the loudspeaker, “Good morning castmates”. “Why are we outside?” said Courtney, on the grass. “My back” complained Heather. “Watch it!” said Lindsay. “Today’s ch-“ said Chris, before his phone rang, yet again. Chris answered it and said, “Your ride is coming in a few. No, Harold’s agent said there’s no agents. I have no time for this, shut up”. “Today’s challenge is the jungle movie. You know, fans online have been bugging me to let Cody return to the game with a jungle challenge. One girl, Sierra or something even tried to take my photograph books and stalk me” said Chris.

“So, that’s why you were sleeping outside and was woken up this early. Now, Chef is… chillaxing right now and…” said Chris. “Chillaxing?!” said Heather. “Yes. To find out the answer for that, come back next week” said Chris. “I won’t get eliminated tonight, so I’ll be here for the answer” said Heather. “So, you all need to get food. That’s your first challenge and--“ said Chris, before his phone rang again. “This kid gotta stop bugging me!” said Chris, answering his phone. “You’re at Camp Wawanakwa?! Didn’t we sell it to Jeff Mehget To? Just take the Boat of Losers”.

“What’s going on?” said Webby. “Oh, nothing!” said Chris, smiling. In the confessional, Chris said: “Read the title. It’s a giveaway! Cody of the Filmlot”! The lame-o-sine honked and Cody jumped out, as the ‘George of the Jungle’ theme music played. Cody walked next to Chris and rung his cellphone: “What?!” said Chris. “I am here!” said Cody, next to Chris. “You know you could’ve just told me dude” said Chris, hanging up the phone. “And also, returning to the competition is Cody” said Chris. “No fair. I needed to file three lawsuits and Cody just had to return out of default?!” said Courtney. “You need to chillax like Chef, gurl” said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “I sound like LeShanwa”.

“Chillax?!” said Courtney. “Okay. Your first challenge is to get food and return here. They must be edible. The team with the most food wins the first challenge. GO!” said Chris. Everyone ran, except Chris and Cody. “The word GO means go” said Chris. “I know that” said Cody. “So, go” said Chris. “I don’t know what team I am on” said Cody. “Just go to the… Grips!” said Chris. “But I won’t be with Lindsay” said Cody. In the confessional, Chris said: “What is with all of these dudes and Lindsay?!”

“Do you want to win or lose? I can easily call LeShawna back” said Chris. Cody ran off to his team. “Here’s the gameplan, now that Owen is gone, we need someone to eat food and smell food. Anybody?” said Izzy. In the confessional, Heather said: “Why are we looking for an Owen replacement?” “I guess I will!” said Izzy. “Are you going to eat my lipstick?” said Lindsay. “YES!” said Izzy. In the confessional, Heather said: “A scary Owen replacement”. “No!” said Lindsay. “Team. Here’s the gameplan. Chris said nothing about going in the craft services tent and stealing some food. So, just sneak it and take some food and bring it back, okay all?!” said Heather. “Okay” said Izzy. “And then I am going to eat them all up!” said Izzy, running in. “No” said Heather. The rest of the team went in and took some food.

“Ribs!” said Izzy. “Don’t think about it” said Heather. “Sooo good!” said Izzy. “Stop” said Heather. “They are just looking at me and smiling. They want me to eat them. Oh Izzy will my friends, oh Izzy will” said Izzy. In the confessional, Webby said: “Why are we acting like Owen died? Just because Izzy pushed him into the street and how he has a cast and sling on doesn’t mean he’s dead”.

Cody caught up with the Grips. “What do you want, geek?” said Courtney. In the confessional, Cody said: “She talked to me!” “Want? I am on your team” said Cody. In the confessional, Courtney said: “No way”. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” screamed Sadie, giving Cody a bear hug.

“This is our gameplan. We are going to split up in teams of two. Trent and Gwen, you can be one team” said Courtney. In the confessional, Trent said: “This is great. I made up a song for Gwen yesterday night”. In the confessional, Gwen said: “Do they purposely pair me and Trent together? Well, it can get worse like working with Heather. That cow’s nose is ten inches”.

“Actually, Sadie, Tyler and Cody can all go together. I would like to do something myself for a minute or two” said Courtney. In the confessional, Tyler said: “What’s up with her?” In the confessional, Courtney dialed up her lawyers and said, “So episode fifteen? Thanks. No vacations”. “Good, he better be placed on our team again” said Courtney, hanging up her PDA. Trent and Gwen found some water on the ground and collected some chips. “We found some water and chips” said Trent. Gwen nodded. “Bring it back” said Courtney, dialing her PDA. In the confessional, Gwen said: “She’s crazed with that thing”.

Over the loudspeaker, Chris said: “You have thirteen minutes”. “What?!” said Courtney. “Time flies when you are in the jungle” said Chris. “That’s not a funny joke” said Courtney. Tyler tried to hold his laughing in. “Stop blabbering and search for food. The Gaffers have a lot of food and they are done” said Chris. “What?!” said Courtney. “Twelve minutes” said Chris. “Argh. This is not going as I planned!” said Courtney. “We have no time, they are done, I have no idea where my team is or what they are doing and--“ said Courtney, walking into a coconut tree.

Coconuts fell off, even one that was Mr. Coconut. “Not you again” said Courtney. In the Aftermath studio, Owen said: “I told you I would never let go”. Noah then commented, “Coconuts don’t talk or do anything, get that in your mind already”.

“Anyways, let’s move on to challenge two!” said Chris, handing everyone out costumes made out of grass. “What’s this for?” said Webby. “For your next challenge” said Chris. “Wait, so we are taking off our clothes and wearing this?!” asked Courtney. Chris handed her a bra. “There” said Chris. “You happy?” he continued. “No” said Courtney. “What now?” said Chris. “I demand to wear clothes” said Courtney. “Then, you will lose the challenge for your team and do you want that to happen?” said Chris. “I have my lawyers on my PDA. I can call and they can begin to sue you!” said Courtney. “What happened to the friendly Courtney with manners?!” said Chris.

“What happened to the election and who lost?! Tell me smart guy!” said Courtney. “You are about to make me kick you off the show” said Chris. “Fine, just give me the grass” said Courtney. Chris handed her the costumes. Everyone changed. “This next challenge is a vine swinging one. Whoever stops at the stop signs and follows the safety laws wins the challenge for their team. Please note how the Grips have to sit at least one person out for the challenge. Who will it be?” said Chris.

In the confessional, Courtney said: “Who should sit out? Sadie is large and Cody will just fall off paying attention to the ladies but Tyler sucks at these challenges. I am going to pick…” “Sadie!” said Courtney. “We didn’t even vote” said Trent. “We didn’t have to!” said Courtney. “But I want to help!” said Sadie. “But you are helping by sitting out” said Courtney. “I want to help win for the team” said Sadie. “Tough luck, this is helping” said Courtney. “I’ll sit out for the lady” winked Cody, sitting. In the confessional, Sadie said: “That was so nice of Cody, but what happens if we lose?”

In the confessional, Cody said: “I am confident that I am doing a good thing for the team!” “No” said Courtney. “Sadie is sitting out and that is it!” said Courtney. “Let’s have Cody sit out” said Tyler. “Fine, but if we lose. You four better vote with me” said Courtney, talking to Tyler, Gwen and Trent. “Deal!” they said. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I better get ranked number one this episode in Mike’s Power Ranking Site!”

“Can I go first, because tomorrow is my birthday?!” asked Lindsay. “That is so cool! Tomorrow is a Friday and it’s the thirteenth of October. Haha, so spooky. Maybe that’s how you got so dumb, no offense. My birthday is May 2. Haha, it felt like yesterday when I was born” said Izzy, speed-talking. Everyone stared at Izzy. “You didn’t know I remembered when I was born? My dad cut his ear and he was in the hospital right next to my mom!” said Izzy. Everyone still stared at Izzy. “Never happened to you? Okay!” said Izzy.

“Lindsay and Sadie! Round one. Fastest around the course wins a point for their team. Remember to follow the laws” said Chris. “Liars?!” said Lindsay. “The LAWS” said Chris. “Okay” said Lindsay. “And GO!” said Chris. Lindsay stopped right away at the stop sign, as Sadie speeded around the course. In the confessional, Courtney said: “This is what I meant. Lindsay is so loony, she can win and Sadie does whatever her heart desires!”

“Lindsay automatically gets a point for her team. Sadie went on and didn’t see the stop sign!” said Chris. “What do we do?” asked Lindsay. Lindsay walked away, as her team high-fived her. In the confessional, Tyler said: “Lindsay looks so hot in that grass costume!” “Two more points and the Gaffers win immunity!” said Chris. “Who’s up next? Courtney, Webby, Izzy, Tyler, G-“ said Chris. “I will” said Gwen, sighing. “Me!” said Webby. In the confessional, Webby had dirt and grass on his face. “Who knew the vines were spaghetti?” he said.

Webby and Gwen got on the vines. “Be ready to lose!” said Webby. “Yeah right” said Gwen. “GO!” said Chris. Webby fell right away on to the ground. “I never knew we were so up here!” said Sadie. Heather facepalmed. In the confessional, Heather said: “What use is Webby?!” In the confessional, Webby said: “I guess I can move into stand up comedy”.

“It’s now tied one to one!” said Chris. “Whover makes it to three wins first gets immunity!” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I am throwing this challenge. The person I am convincing the team to vote for doesn’t last a chance”.

“Who’s up now?” said Chris. “I am!” said Izzy. In the confessional, Heather said: “Joy”. I can go I guess” said Trent. “Cool with me!” said Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Because Trent is not an athlete! And he’ll lose and then I’ll face Heather and I’ll lose, unless she spazzes out with her hair again”.

“And GO!” said Chris. Izzy stopped for a second and begun to zoom around. She paused and slowed down again. Trent begun to move around and take some action. However, he fell like Webby. “Ow” said Webby. “No fair. Can I do it again?!” said Izzy. “No” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “All as planned”. In the confessional, Heather said: “Does she want us to lose?” In the confessional, Trent wiped off his shirt and found a napkin. He wiped off the dirt from his face. In the confessional, a worried Gwen said: “Poor Trent”.

“Okay, the Gaffers are winning with two, but its not over for the Grips with one” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “Chris is wrong. It is over!” “So, Courtney and Heather. Will you get on the vines?” said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: “Time for another female evil person drama moment”.

“GO!” said Chris. Courtney went ahead and Chris said, “The Gaffers win immunity! I’ll see the Grips in the Gilded Chris Ceremony after they change and decide who they are voting for in the next two hours!” The Gaffers smiled and cheered, as the Grips went into the craft services tent. “So, we are voting for…” said Courtney, whispering someone’s name to Tyler, Trent and Gwen. “Fine” they said. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I have this planned! I am so evil!”

In the Gilded Chris Ceremony, Chris said: “The four people who are safe are Courtney, Trent, Gwen and Tyler!” They all went up and got their Gilded Chris’. In the confessional, Courtney said: “I can see this as a perfect time to make an alliance!”

“Cody, Sadie, this is the final Gilded Chris and it goes to…” said Chris.

“CODY!” said Chris. Cody got his Gilded Chris and in the confessional, said: “I feel bad for Sadie, but it’s better her than me! I always miss the ladies!” “Bye you Gilded Chris eating freaks!” cried Sadie. “I love happy endings!” said Chris. “You call this happy dude. How sad?” said Trent.

Sadie walked into the lame-o-sine and there was Sadie. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” they squealed. “SHUT UP!” yelled Heather. The lame-o-sine drove away and everyone remained silent. “Join us next time for more of the dumb Aftermath” whispered Chris.

Chapter 12: The Aftermath: 2
The Total Drama Action Aftermath intro played. “Poopydoo, relax. Remember to make the audience some cookies after you are finished speaking!” said DJ’s mother backstage. “Yes mama!” said DJ, in the Aftermath studio’s kitchen. “Now, how do I find the host table?” said DJ’s mother. An intern guided her to the host table. "Welcome to Total Drama something Aftermath!" said DJ's mother.

“Chris said I can host!” said Beth. DJ’s mother sat down and said, “I guess there was a change of plans”. Beth sighed. “If you clean the bathroom, maybe next time” said DJ’s mother. “Chores? I thought this was summer vacation!” said Beth. DJ’s mother walked up to Beth and slapped her. "It’s fall break. This is what happens when you skip school. You need to remember stuff like that and how to wipe your shoes” said DJ’s mother. Beth said, “Sorry”.

DJ’s mother walked back to the gold host table. “I wonder how they afforded for this” she said. “DJ’s mother, can you introduce us?” asked LeShawna. “You think DJ’s momma is ready?” “Kinda, gurl”. “Well, I don’t know what to do now” said DJ’s mother. Beth facepalmed herself. “That is not nice” said DJ’s mother. An intern walked to DJ’s mother and whispered something to her. “Okay, so: Last time on Total Drama… Action!” said DJ’s mother.

“It rained and nobody dried their shoes. I afford for a bus and people don’t wipe their shoes. That makes me mad. But I don’t get why they don’t get mad and they don’t clean it up. There’s germs and it’s dirtier!” said DJ’s mother. An intern whispered something else to DJ’s mother.

“Justin quit, everyone went on a scary ride without appropriate costumes, there was no safety and someone got hurt and some freak who tries to stalk girls returned. That is not safe to the girls in the game. Oh yeah, girl who squeals left and also, my own Poopydoo left on a very unfair vote!” said DJ’s mother.

“Introduce me you… Ms. Safety!” said Noah. “I need some soap!” said DJ’s mother. An intern ran over with a bar of soap. DJ’s mother walked up to Noah and said: “Meet Ms. Bar… of Soup”. “What is she going to do? Join the competition like that coconut of Owen’s?” said Noah. DJ’s mother suddenly put it in his mouth. “We’ll be right back” she winked.

A few minutes later, DJ’s mother removed the soap in Noah’s mouth and said: “We’re back”. Noah fainted. “Probably the germ buds” said DJ’s mother. “Now, let’s introduce my husband… Justin” said DJ’s mother. DJ, baking cookies and listening to this said: “Justin is not your husband. Remember how he was the great great great great GREAT great cousin of George Washington?” “My bad son” said DJ’s mother.

The oven begun to smoke up. “Manuals! MAUNALS!” yelled DJ, running around for cookbooks.

Justin walked out and said, “Hey all”. “You are acting like that? I mean, can’t you have more personality” said DJ’s mother. Justin took off his shirt. “Like that?” said Justin. DJ’s mother nodded, looking closely at Justin. Someone in the audience threw a pan at her. “Hey. I warned everyone by email about the rules of the pan” said DJ’s mother, pressing a button. The person who threw the pan flew up in the air again.

“Let’s play Truth or Hug!” said DJ’s mother. “Umm… hug?” said Justin. “You know that game, do you?” said DJ’s mother. “No, but I know truth or dare” said Justin. “Don’t say that d word in here, it is very unsafe!” said DJ’s mother, angrily. “Sorry” said Justin, rolling his eyes. “Your eyes are having communication problems, huh? That is not a nice way to move them around” said DJ’s mother.

“First question; should Courtney be a crossing guard?” said DJ’s mother. “Screw this” said Justin, sitting down. “Someone wants a hug?” said DJ’s mother. “A huggie wuggie?” said Harold. “That is not what I said” said DJ’s mother. DJ’s mother walked near Justin and an intern ran to DJ’s mother and whispered something else to her. “A guest has to ask a question!” she said. “OOH! ME! ME! MEE!” said a girl with purple hair in the front row.

“Did your mother tell you that purple hair is an insult to people who barfed in the car in the summer of ’07?” said DJ’s mother. “I am a fan of 2007. The year of… bugs and birds and births and deaths and Michael Jackson and…” said the girl. “Just ask the question already” said Noah. “Can I introduce myself?” she asked. “No” said DJ’s mother and Justin. “Okay, my name is Sierra and I am a giant fan of Justin. I have 27 blogs on his face, butt, nose, hands, feet and how hawt he looks!” said Sierra.

Justin ran away into the Aftermath studio. Sierra said: “I didn’t even explain how I had one more blog than Ezekiel that LeShawna’s butt”. LeShawna growled to Ezekiel. Ezekiel pat LeShawna and said: “Very well LeShawna!” LeShawna moved near Harold and whispered, “That guy is freaky”. Harold nodded, as Ezekiel picked his nose.

“Take that finger outta there!” said DJ’s mother. “Sorry, just digging for gold, eh” said Ezekiel. A fire continued to burn down the kitchen. “I am sorry I let you down mama!” said DJ. “Next is our very own Poopydoo!” said DJ’s mom. “Poopydoo?” said LeShawna. “Poop in my shoe?” said Ezekiel. “Poopydoo?” said DJ’s mother. DJ put mama spice on the fire, which went out. “Gotta always have your momma spice!” said DJ. DJ opened the oven and found his cookies. He took it and closed it. The fire continued.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” said DJ, running to the stage and jumping off. He ran outside. “Wonder what got into him” said DJ’s mother. “Probably a germ attacked his mama spice” she continued. “Let’s move on to that kid who ate too much food and then… got hurt because of an unsafe dangerous challenge!” said DJ’s mother.

Owen didn’t come out. “Where is he?” she said. Owen said, “can use some help”. “Ew, I am not wiping your behind. Didn’t your mother teach you how to do that? When Poopydoo was three years old, I taught him how to do it. When Poopydoo was five years old, he got ahold of my husband’s boxers!” said DJ’s mother. “I mean, with the wheelchair” said Owen. “Okay” said an intern, pushing Owen into DJ’s mother.

“That was unsafe” said DJ’s mother on the ground. “Let’s take a break, before DJ’s mother finds out I didn’t wipe my shoes!” said Owen. “WHAT?!” she yelled.

A few minutes later, DJ’s mother said: “We are back!” “And my shoes are cleaned!” said Chris. “Yay!” said Ezekiel. “Let’s ask some questions to Owen. This is called Truth or Hug. If you lie—“ said DJ’s mother.

“Okay. It was ME! ALL ME! I was the one who ate the last cookie when I was four, even though the teacher said I was going to get gas! And I sat on my mom’s purse once and everything was squished! And I clogged all the bathrooms in the hotel. I stole one video game and I didn’t know it until now! I am sorry! But the worst thing was that I… killed… THE SHOW! I killed the That’s So Not Raven show!” said Owen.

“Well, no hugs for you this time. You admitted a lot of things” said DJ’s mother. “I was aiming toward the hug. I didn’t really sit on my mom’s purse once. I did twice” said Owen. DJ’s mother hugged Owen. “Ew, if you need to fart, please not toot in here” she said, smacking Owen. “Hehe, sorry” said Owen.

Owen walked out. “Okay, next is Sadie!” said DJ’s mother. Sadie walked out of the waiting room and saw Justin. “OH EM GEE!” she yelled. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie. DJ’s mother signaled for a pan. “EEE! EEE! EEEK!” Sadie kept yelling. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie, hugging Justin. An intern ran over with a pan. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Sadie, before getting hit by a pan.

“Use an inside voice!” said DJ’s mother. “OH MY GOODNESS! I DIDN’T EVEN SAY HI TO KATIE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” yelled Sadie, running to Katie. Katie and Sadie hugged. Sadie waved to the audience and walked to DJ’s mom, who smashed a pan in her face.

“Time for a few questions!” said DJ’s mother. “Who are you again?” asked Sadie. “Poopydoo’s mother” said DJ’s mother. Ezekiel laughed to himself. “Poo” he said. Harold giggled. “Wait, there’s a Mrs. Poopydoo?” said Sadie. “That’s his mom, right?” said DJ’s mother. “I guess” said Sadie. “That’s me!” said DJ’s mother. Sadie and Katie glared at each other.

Katie pulled out a lightsaber and ran to DJ’s mom. DJ’s mom took the lightsaber and threw it out. “Those are really unsafe for kids. Your parents allow you to watch HORRIBLE movies like that?” asked DJ’s mom. Sadie nodded. “They should be ashamed. Poopydoo watches Funky Monkey, Spending Time, The Great Outdoors, Artz, Tips For Tests and BunnieLand!” said DJ’s mom.

“Those are dumb movies” said Sadie. “But they are educational and open minded!” said DJ’s mom. An intern pointed at his watch. “Good, I need to find Poopydoo. Join us next time for Total Drama… something” said DJ’s mother. She then ran off the stage and passed someone. She then said, “Why did you not wipe your shoes?” She continued to run for DJ, as the studio burned down.

“Not again!” said Chris, later on.

Chapter 13: Ocean’s Eight – Not Nine
“Last time on Total Drama Action, Cody returned to the game and we went wild, well… Sadie did. In the end, the Grips lost yet again and Sadie got eliminated. Man, does Courtney know how to play the game? Anyways, now we are moving on to episode thirteen on Total Drama ACTION!” said Chris.

The scene suddenly moved to Courtney, on her PDA. She said, “He better come back. Fifteen thousand bucks, right? Yes, good. Now, give me the code combination. WHAT?! I AM PAYING YOU HALF OF THE MILLION IF I WIN!” She hung up her PDA and walked to the confessional.

“She has issues, more anger management issues than Eva and Rich Nixardon combined!” said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: “They aren’t giving me ways to win or helping me out! ARGH!”

(theme song plays)

Everyone woke up and went to the craft services tent. An intern snuck into the girls trailer and found Heather’s wallet on her bunk bed. The intern picked up seventy dollars and ran off. In the confessional, the intern said: “Seventy bucks! Boo-yah!”

Another intern snuck into the craft services tent and hit Cody with a pan, when nobody was looking. Cody fell to the ground and an intern dragged him away. Suddenly, Lindsay said: “I have to use the bathroom!” “You can at least go without saying it” said Heather.

Lindsay walked out and an intern hit her with a pan and dragged her away. Ten minutes passed. “Where’s Lindsay?” said Izzy. “She probably used the bathroom in the confessional again” said Heather. “I remember when I used the bathroom in the pool last summer! Haha!” said Izzy. “That was gross” said Heather.

Chris dropped in on the cast. “Sweet entrance” said Trent. “Today’s challenge is the classic bank heist challenge and—“ said Chris. “I knew we shouldn’t have voted Duncan off you loons! I knew he could’ve been useful! You people don’t know how to make decisions. Let’s see a challenge the Sadie would be good at… oh yeah, NOTHING!” said Courtney. “Chill out” said Chris. “I am not ‘chilling’ out. I am chilled out already!” said Courtney.

“Doesn’t seem that way” said Tyler. “Shut up” said Courtney. “Both of you shut up, before I will boot both of you off the show, myself” said Chris. “I have lawyers, I can easily return to the show” said Courtney. “What happened if I used a few of them as interns and they got eaten by the sharks?” said Chris. “YOU WHAT?!” said Courtney. “Chill” said Chris.

“Can you just announce the challenge, Queenie over there can have her ten seconds of fame next year” said Heather. “Okay, so today’s movie theme is the bank heist challenge and both teams must do three things to win immunity, the fastest team wins! They must unlock try to get the missing competitor on their respectful team out, try to get some money from the little intern and—“ said Chris. “Money? Oh please, this show is broke” said Heather. In the confessional, Gwen said: “Her mom is probably broke”.

“Can I get through this?” said Chris. “Yes!” said Trent. “Okay, and run off. Make a go-cart and race to the finish. Immunity is on the line!” said Chris. “I don’t see any missing competitor” said Courtney. “What about Cody?” said Trent, looking around. “He’s probably looking for Lindsay” said Courtney. “Lindsay was in the bathroom about twenty minutes ago and isn’t back” said Heather.

In the confessional, Tyler said: “NOOOOO! This is it! NOOOOO! She made out with Cody!” “Well, go to studio thirteen and we’ll begin!” said Chris.

Everyone walked to studio thirteen and Chris said: “GO!” “There’s twenty bank heists, where is Lindsay?” said Izzy, looking around. In the bank heist, Lindsay said: “Is this the basement of the mall? I still don’t see rats or anything, but I think they cleaned it out and put me in it!” In the bank heist, Cody said: “My team is probably all worried about me, especially Courtney. She’s probably freaking out because I am gone!”

Izzy, hearing Lindsay ran to the Gaffers and said: “I THINK I FOUND HER!” Izzy and the Gaffers ran to the correct bank heist. “Is this Sally Shoelace?” said Lindsay. “It’s your team” said Heather. “HANNAH! I never knew you liked to hang out in the mall!” said Lindsay. “This is not a mall, you fool” said Heather. “It’s full? I don’t think the mall is full, I think me and you are the only ones here” said Lindsay.

“I SAID FOOL!” said Heather. “The mall isn’t a fool, that’s also mean Heather. I can hear it crying, can you say sorry?” said Lindsay. “Maybe I can say SHUT UP!” said Heather. Heather and her voice opened the heist’s door. “EEEEEEEEEE! LET’S GO SHOPPING!” said Lindsay. “No” said Heather. Lindsay skipped her way and crashed into Cody’s bank heist. “Courtney, is that you?” said Cody.

“I don’t eat corn, sorry” said Lindsay, walking away with her team. “Hello, anybody?” said Cody. The Grips ran to each heist and knocked on the door. “We have no time for this” said Courtney. “We need to find Cody” said Trent. “Chris said try and we tried, now let’s move on. Either way, the Gaffers are ahead of us!” said Courtney.

The Gaffers ran to the intern and Heather said, “Where did you get that money?” “Somewhere” said the intern. “I think he is lying. Lindsay, bite him!” said Heather. “But I am not a dog” said Lindsay. “BITE HIM!” said Heather. “Okay” said Lindsay. “Fine, here’s the money!” said the intern, throwing Heather the money. Heather looked at the money closely. “You stole that money from me!” said Heather. The intern got sweaty. “No I didn’t” he said.

“BITE HIM!” yelled Heather. “Can I lick my tail now that I am your dog?” said Lindsay. “JUST BITE HIM!” yelled Heather. Lindsay barked at the intern. “How do you know that money is your’s?” said the intern. “My money isn’t dirty at all. Not one percent of it is dirty. And no money in the world is like that except mine!” said Heather. “Well, I see a dark spot” said the intern. “Your dreaming fool. Lindsay, bite him” said Heather.

“My dreams are never full Heather!” said Lindsay. “I was talking to him” said Heather, pointing at the intern. “Ooooh!” said Lindsay. “Dogs don’t talk, now bite him!” said Heather. “I so must try this on my seventy nine year old sister” said Izzy. Meanwhile, Courtney and the Grips (excluding Cody) came to the area. “Well, it’s time to go” said Lindsay. “Dogs don’t talk” said Heather. “But Heather” said Lindsay. “Lick your butt and don’t talk” said Heather.

Lindsay dragged Lindsay to the go-karts. “AFTER THEM!” yelled Courtney. “My arm hurts” said Trent. “My stomach hurts” said Gwen. “My body hurts” said Tyler. “You guys are so weak, we are going to lose this challenge if we don’t go after them!” said Courtney. “We can all send you home Ms. Princess” said Gwen. Trent nodded.

“Let’s just work as a team and win the challenge” said Courtney. “For Duncan!” said Courtney. “What? No, why not for LeShawna!” said Gwen. “Yeah, for LeShawna!” said Trent. Tyler nodded. “But she didn’t play the game” said Courtney. “Are you in this or not?” said Gwen. “Fine” said Courtney. “For LeShawna!” she continued.

Heather threw a stick in front of Lindsay, who was tied up in the go-kart. “Go fetch the stick!” said Heather. “But I don’t eat sticks” said Lindsay. “Get used to it” said Heather. Lindsay ran with the go-kart and fetched the stick. “Now give me the stick” said Heather. “This is going to take forever” said Webby. Izzy nodded. “Can we use the wheel?” said Webby. “Can we use the shut up?!” said Heather.

The Grips put black ink under their eyes. “It’s showtime!” said Courtney, charging toward the go-karts. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” yelled Tyler, running toward the go-karts. “Can we shut up?” said Courtney. “Sorry, I was in the… mood” said Tyler. Gwen and Trent ran to the go-kart. “Now, who’s driving?” said Courtney. “I know how to drive” said Tyler.

“I saw your audition last week and you crashed your car in the local mall” said Courtney. “NOOOOOOOO! That’s how Molly’s Shirt Shop closed?” said Lindsay. “Lick your butt and shut up” said Heather. Lindsay ran to the Grips and their go-kart. “No, no, no, no, no, NO!” yelled Heather, as the kart crashed into the Grips. “What now?” she said. “BUILD!” said Izzy. “The car isn’t that bad” said Gwen to Courtney.

“The bottom is all gone!” said Courtney. “We can act like the Flinstones and run!” said Tyler. Everyone laughed. “No, seriously” said Tyler. “You’re in charge, if we lose, you go home!” said Courtney. “Now, sing the Flinstones theme song” said Tyler, beginning to run.

“Here comes Courtney!” said Gwen, Trent and Courtney. “No, no, no! It’s the rock song. I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL, YEAH!” said Tyler. “I don’t do ‘rock’, I don’t do ‘roll’, I sing” said Courtney. “And I won’t run and win!” said Tyler. “Fine” said Courtney. The team ran and sung the Flinstones theme, as Izzy went nuts building a new go-kart.

“Heather, I have a problem” said Lindsay. Heather stared at her. “What if I have to use the bathroom?” asked Lindsay. “Do it on Chris’ lawn or something” said Heather. “Do you know where he lives?” said Lindsay. “I have an old paper bag you can use” said Heather. “I won’t use the bathroom on that” said Lindsay. “Well, I guess we can wait in the car” said Heather, eating some chocolate. Lindsay tried to take a piece.

“Dogs can have chocolate” said Heather. Lindsay wept. “Go home” said Heather. “This is my home” said Lindsay, looking at the far away trailers. Heather pointed at the local doghouse. “I don’t have to live in there, do I?” said Lindsay. “Yes, you do” said Heather. “Can I live in the mall?” said Lindsay. “Of course—“ said Heather. “YAY!” said Lindsay, running off. “Not” said Heather, rolling her eyes. “See you in five million years!” said Lindsay, running off. In the confessional, Heather said: “She is so loony, that she can have her own show called Loony Lindsay Toons!”

The Grips soon, were halfway. “YES!” said Courtney. However, the Grips kart begun to broke down. “HURRY GUYS! I DON’T THINK IT CAN LAST LONGER” yelled Courtney. Tyler, next to Courtney said: “Ow, my ears hurt. Can’t you say this normally?” “Can you stop talking and start winning?!” said Courtney.

“Done!” said Izzy. “Great” said Heather. “Let me drive” said Webby. “Fine” said Heather. Lindsay ran back to the spot where the Gaffers built the kart and they took off. Lindsay barked and chased after the car. “I think we may hit her” said Izzy, a bit concerned. “Don’t worry, I have this!” said Webby, crashing onto a tree.

Everyone got out of the kart and Lindsay ate a leaf. In the confessional, Heather said: “Maybe Lindsay can take us to the finish line”. Heather lifted the tree trunk up and Webby asked her: “What are you doing?” “Making us win!” said Heather. “GO FETCH!” said Heather, throwing the tree trunk toward the finish line. “That’s too heavy” said Lindsay. “I don’t care” said Heather. “The GRIPS WIN IMMUNITY!” Chris yelled suddenly.

“What?!” said Heather. “You heard me, the Grips win immunity! Isn’t that GREAT?!” said Chris. “Yes!” said the Grips. “No” said Heather. “Cast your votes by sundown!” said Chris.

In the Gilded Chris Ceremony, Chris said: “You only have four people on your team, soon to be three and the other team has five. You really need to win, but you are losers. What can I say?” “You can say a lot, like how did the intern steal my money?” said Heather. In the confessional, the intern said: “MOM! MOM!”

“Moving on, the first Chris goes to Izzy!” said Chris. Izzy walked to Chris and got her Gilded Chris. “Three people left, two Chris’ left” said Chris. “The next Chris goes to Heather!” said Chris. Lindsay shaked her butt.

“Calm down thing” said Heather, petting Lindsay. Lindsay begun to lick Heather. “GET OFF!” said Heather, throwing Lindsay to the ground. “Ow” said Lindsay. “Whoopsies” said Heather, rolling her eyes. In the confessional, Heather said: “If she ever does that to me again, we are so not having an alliance together”.

“The final Gilded Chris goes to…” said Chris.

Lindsay howled. “Lindsay” said Chris. Lindsay shaked her butt again and ran over to Chris, taking the Gilded Chris mouth first. Heather ran to Lindsay and gave the Gilded Chris back to Chris. “Dogs can’t have chocolate” smiled Heather. Lindsay howled again.

“Whatever, Webby. You are eliminated, but you get your one hundred thousand dollars from last season” said Chris. “Bye all!” said Webby, walking off to the lame-o-sine with a smile.

“Now, I need to go to jury duty and see Duncan tomorrow before the new Total Drama Action!” said Chris. Lindsay used the bathroom. “NOT ON MY SHOES!” yelled Heather. Chris chuckled.

Color Code

 * TDWT: Moved on to Total Drama World Tour.
 * TDWT: Didn't move on to Total Drama World Tour.
 * WIN: Won the competition.
 * WIN: Was on winning team.
 * WIN: Won individual challenge or won for their team.
 * IN: Got a a marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.
 * LOW: Got the final marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.
 * OUT: Voted off in this episode.