User blog:Summer55/Total Drama: revenge of the million dollars

Constants:staci,Dakota,b,dawn,Sam,brick,mike,Jo,Scott,Zoey Beardo,Leonard,Amy,Rodney,Sammy,,ella,topher,Dave,Scarlett,Max,jasmine,suger

Episode 1:I'm sure I won't survive Chris:so in last season Phakitaw island blah blah blah blah whatever now we will have a new season the constants from TDROTI will be competing except Camroen and lightning And the constants from TDPI will be competing except the finalists so let's begin the season oh and the season name is Revenge of the million dollars and season will be in a island Minikia in (a boat at the ocean) Chris:say hi to the constants and constants you say hi to BLAST (chris presses a button and the boat explodes and the constants land at the island) Anne Maria: what's your problem Jo:first time that I agree at something that comes out of Anne Maria's mouth Sam:where's my video game? my video game Amy:what did you think playing video games will get you to the finale's Staci:My great great grandma Laurie Scott:told you how to be a loser Dave:where is sky Chris:she's not here cry baby and also start running to the mountain or we will start kicking butts Everyone runs except stack Staci:my great great great uncle ham invented running before that people were so slow (staci looks around) Staci:hey wait for me (Jo gets first and brick gets second) Chris:Jo and brick you get to choose your team Jo:I choose B,Anne Maria,suger,Scarlett,jasmine,topher,Scott,Amy,Dawn,Zoey Brick:hey I didn't get to choose my team Chris: well you can choose one of the constants that Jo picked Brick:I choose Jasmine Jo:fine I will pick Dakota replacing Jasmine Chris:brick you take the rest and that is staci,Sam,mike,beardo,Leonard,jasmine,Sammy,Ella,Dave,Max Chris:you could choose the teams name Jo and brick:oh yeah Jo:I choose deadly snakes Brick:I choose thunders Chris:unbelievable names anyways get to the cart Jo's cart is the green one and brick's team is the red one Dawn:ohh I have to be in another season and in a team scott's in it that is a nightmare coming true Scott:(laughs) you had it once so I have no problem if you got it twice Jo:(laughs) good one Scott and stop making jokes and get to the cart Dakota:well in total drama page people dared to get Scott and Dawn a COUPLE Scott:No she will be with B not me she will be 500 miles away from me actually it will be 10000 miles away from me Dawn:well I have nothing to say Beardo:(makes the sound of wedding bells) Jo:I can't believe someone will do something so harsh like that but just get to the cart Amy:well she's right Dave conf: SKY!!!!!!!!!! Everyone gets to their teams cart and Chris uses his jetpack (The carts move and when they stop they were in the dessert) Suger:are you kidding me in the dessert Chris:today's challenge is to survive in the dessert and get to the finish line BYE!! Mike:aren't you gonna give us things water or food Chris:no and bye (Chris flies with hi jet pack) Leonard:I could make food with my magic Ella:ohh we could use magic right now and a song la la la were in the Golden dessert Jo:stop it Brick:don't talk to my team that way Jo:okay Captain whizz Brick:let's start moving Dakota:we're in the dessert it's impossible to move a inch in the dessert Dakota Conf:they want me to walk in the dessert cruel team (The teams move team thunders go right and team deadly snakes go left) Dakota:it's too hot Jo:less whining more walking Topher:we walked for hours could we have a break Dawn:yeah B:(tired face) Jo:ok we will have a break Scott:how could there be a break at the hot sands with no water or food Scarlett:scott is right we have to look for a shelter with food and water maybe we should go right or front Dakota:I don't care I'm gonna sit at the hot sands(Dakota sits) Jo:we will take a break without food or water understand (The deadly snakes sit) (Dakota falls asleep) (After 10 minutes) Jo:alright break is over stand up or you're dead (Everyone stands up except Dakota because she's still asleep and team deadly snakes forgot her and they move) Brick:come on move move move we won't have victory that way (Ella looks down and sees a map) Ella:umm I found a map Brick:nice job Ella Conf:he's such a gentleman (Ella gave the map to brick and he looks at the map) Brick:we should've went left Every one at team thunders:oh come on Sam:we will never win Brick:never loose hope now let's go left (Everybody at team thunders go left) (After one hour Dakota wakes up and looks around and walks right) Dakota:how dare them go without me the most famous girl in total drama (After 2 hours team Deadly snakes cross the finish line Sammy:we won we won we won Amy:we know we won don't have to shout it were not idiots Chis:actually you're idiots you crossed the line without Dakota she's 82 feet away from the team so you didn't win Everybody at the team:we're so gonna vote her OFF!!!! Chris:and here is team Thunders Brick:I see the finish line Beardo:does a happy sound (Team thunders cross the finish line) Brick:we won Jasmine conf:we had a chance of winning Chris:meet you tonight at the elimination ceromany (At the elimination ceremony) Chris:welcome to you first elimination ceremony this season I won't hand out marshmallows I will hand out paint shots if you got blue paint shot you're safe you got red shot at your eyes you ELIMINATED so there is a blue shot for B,Dawn,topher,suger,Scott,Annemaria,Zoey,Amy,Scarlett Chris:and the only ones left Dakota and Jo and the last paint shot is for          JO And the red shot is for Dakota eyes (shots Dakota eyes) Dakota:ahhhhhhh it hurts Chris:Dakota you're the first one to ride the BOMB OF LOSERS you see Dakota sit on this bomb and it will explode and then you will be sent to HOTEL OF LOSERS (Dakota sits on the bomb) Chris:got any words Dakota:it's your problem that you forgot me JO!!!!! (Chris presses a button and the bomb exploded) Chris:Dakota is gone who do you think will be the next to ride BOMB OF LOSERS next time on Total Drama Revenge of the Million Dollars