Total Drama: Pointless and Random

''Author's note: So, like I said in my latest blog, I have plans to write some comedy material in the upcoming weeks. Well, I'll start off with the project that will take less time.''

Total Drama: Pointless and Random is a nonsense comedy story written by Jkl9817. Whereas it won't have any particular conducting wire and will be completely based on nonsense/absurd humor, I decided that, like in TDIRM's general project, anyone is allowed to write a chapter, but please identify yourself if you are going to write one. The purpose behind this project is to help users avoid boredom, since you don't have to think much to write down a chapter, not to mention absurd humor can be a lot funny at times.

P.S.: The fact that this will be based on nonsense humor doesn't mean one can make a lot of spelling/grammatical mistakes, unless it has something to do with the "context" of the story. Try to think about this as an actual story.

Chapter 43: Introduction to nothing in particular
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cries Chris McLean while dancing ballet on a surfboard floating about Lake Wawanakwa. "I am high, eh? And I love gelatin! GELATIN! Gelatin is so tasteeeeh. And it's so good and tasteh. And I love GELATIIN! And gelatin is nearly, NEEARLY as good as the third season of Friends! Don't you love Friends? I love FRIENDS! And I love my friends! Come here, friends!" A group of magenta beavers come flying and holding saltshakers. They begin to fly and do the worm dance around Chris, who performs a 70's dance move while screaming "THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS-" but then a giant outdoor reading "END" smashes him down. The beavers cry out loud, but then get bored and go have their five o'clock tea.

After the five o'clock tea, the beavers return to Lake Wawanakwa and suddenly are transformed into actors from X-Men 2 by the transcedental pixie from planet Pi. Then five thousand Total Drama Island Fanfiction Wikia users come running and trample them, while one of the users points at them and says "Take that, bitches!" The users go to the main lodge, and the X-Men 2 actors are teleported to a pleasant farm in Southern Cuba. But then a firing squad shoots googol soccer balls on fire at them, and they die.

Then they ressurect and eat all the pies from a pie-eating contest in Yukon. Then all the Total Drama Island contestants plus two Camps Wiki admins show up and ask for autographs. But they are interrupted by Diane Sawyer from ABC World News and her camera crew. Diane Sawyer asks, "How does it feel to die? Does Heaven have a smoking section? Do you like my new cyan highlights? Just kidding, they are brown! JOKE OF THE WEEK! HOHOHO! If you were an animal, would you be a mammal or a reptile?"

Hugh Jackman is about to answer when Chef Hatchet punches Diane Sawyer to Arkansas and asks Halle Berry, "Would you marry me?" Deeply moved and with tears in her eyes, Halle Berry says "Yes. Yes!" and she and Chef begin to make out passionately. At that vision, all the other actors die again.

That's when Chris McLean comes running and yells "I TOLD YAUHHHH! I LIKE KITTIES!", thus making all the X-Men 2 actors ressurect once again. Then Anna Paquin says "I won the Oscahrh when I was twelvah yearsah oldah and I am going to move to Arkansasah." She moves to Arkansas and there she meets Diane Sawyer, who asks "How does it feel to move to Arkansas?" Anna Paquin answers "Very good, except for the geysers." "What geysers?" asks Diane Sawyer, only to be blown away by a geyser and land back on Yukon.

"You again?" asks Chef. She punches Diane Sawyer's head down until she's as tall as a golf hole, and, content, goes back to Camp Wawanakwa, where Eva was about to be voted off the island due to drinking so much water she became an elephant. The campers laugh, having a good time. That's all, folks!

"WAETH, THAT'S NOT AWLL," says Chris, still high. "THE END IS NEAR!" he yells again, only to be crushed down by another outdoor reading "END".