User blog:Robertkinz/Rankings for BTTI(Back To The Island

MrE may or may not have coerced me into ranking the portrayals of his characters in the story, Back to the Island, and I don't really mind, so here are my scathing reviews! >:D

18th Place-Staci-Now don't get me wrong, she is written quite well to her personality in the show. Despite this, Staci is actually funnier this time around, but she herself doesn't have much personality. That being said, she isn't unbearable, and I don't mind her staying for comedic relief.

17th Place-Sadie-Sadie is well-written, and certainly she may have some interesting plotlines now that her dependence has been severed, but I am not the most excited for Sadie. She could be an amazing developing character who really shines, or first out, or a background character, so I can't determine much as of yet.

16th Place-Izzy-Izzy was always for comedic relief and I get that, but her lack of any seriousness always made me dismiss her as an important character. Though TD was a kid's show and a cartoon, I always enjoyed some semblance of seriousness to be sprinkled among the more hilarious moments, arguably why Sprink and most of the writers here do so well with their stories. Izzy, in contrast, is like a certain few Toad characters: Crazy, amazingly funny, and very fun to read about. You don't expect them to win or get serious development, but when they do it's usually special and surprising.

15th-Lindsay-Shocking, I know. Lindsay wasn't one of my favorite characters because she, like Izzy, was predominantly comedic relief. In addition to this, Tyler isn't here, taking one of her more interesting storylines out of the game. Thus, there is much potential for Lindsay to be had, but at the moment I don't see her as being a serious or intriguing character, unless some big things happen, and I can only hope MrE plans to surprise me with these characters.

14th-Eva-I know, I know, A trend, here? Eva was barely developed in the show, so I can't say I particularly like her much, but that also means there is literally so much potential to be had. However, so far she hasn't deviated much from the expectations of her, so we will have to wait and see.

13th-Dawn-I really hope that Dawn becomes a breakout character, and I really really really hope that she becomnes an amazing character, but right now she seems so backgroundish. XD I know it's not intentional, and so I hope that soon she'll be at the forefront of the awesomeness. :3

12th-Leshawna-I love Leshawna, but her early s1 always grated. I'm sure once she makes some real friends she'll be the amazing loud and proud sista' we all know and tolera-love, but until then, she remains in the lower rankings. xD

11th-Zoey-Same as Dawn and Leshawna, I really really hope that she breaks out into a new fold and makes great strides, but until I see her in action some more, she gets ranked here.

10th-Cody-Honestly, I despised TDI Cody. He wasn't funny or interesting most times, and his best moments were usually with Trent, and or Noah. XD Speaking of which, WHERE IS NOAH? >:C Anyways, I think Cody'll be hilarious if he remains around for a while, but in my eyes he's controversial.

Wow, down to nine people and I kicked out all girls. ;) And Eva XDDDDDD

9th-Silent B-.....Just....IDK....I like him because he isn't a solely for laughs character or a DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA camera slu......Yeah, he's not a total attention wh-thief. XD So I don't hate him, and I liked him in ROTI simply because he wasn't annoying.

8th-Geoff-He seems very minorish, and without Bridgette, he may get ignored, and not even Gwen or Owen is in the cast, so who will he hang out and be awesome with? Duncan? LOL

7th-Duncan-Already being a camera hog, Duncan is being his original not so bad self, and though Gwen and Courtney aren't here to make him not such a freak, he may be a lot more likable without them. Or he could bomb and ruin everything. I just hope MrE knows what he's doing. :P

6th-Scott-Scott is this high!? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!? Realistically, though, I am hoping that Scott will be a better antagonist this go around, and that he may bring a not horrible game plan to the table. Otherwise, Heather will crush his soul. :3

5th-Ezekiel-PLEASE MAKE HIM EPIC. PLEASE.

4th-Mike-Summarizing both Mike and Ezekiel at once, both have amazing amounts of potential. Zeke is practically Amish in the sense of his interactions with teenagers in the modernized world, and Mike has MPD, making for so many possiblities, not just comedically, but to really highlight these kinds of people that coexist with us and the challenges they face in our society. I really hope MrE explores the depths of these two and doesn't write them off like the real writers did.

3rd-Lightning-Well, what can I say? After considering MrE's blog on the TDROTI character rankings, Lightning is actually the best written character from that season, in my saddended opinion, and even now he remains a funny though incompetent antagonist/anti-villain who may come through to make for some really hilarious moments.

2nd and 1st-The H-Bombs

Let me get serious. Heather and Harold are literally my favorite characters of the entire series, and they mean so much to me for so many reasons. They would be this high even if written horribly out of character, just because of the massive respect and love I have for them. But no, MrE writes both eloquently and in character, and I expect for many great, hilarious, dramatic, and exciting moments with them.

As the author posts more chapters, and if he reminds me, I will update these character rankings, since so many are just first impressions, and I'll add a section for the eliminated players, so spoilers below when it comes. >:C >:3