User blog:AceTanooki/Fart Garfunkel Vs. Raptor Jesus

Hello again. Tanooki here, with another terrible blog. :3 This time, I'm just going to talk about how stuff has been going, how my life has been going, and who I killed that one time. So, let's begin.

(BTW, amazingly titled blog FTW)

Fanfiction
As I type this now, the second chapter of TDRW is roughly 3,484 words, 16,234 characters. :P When it's up to it's potential (i.e., the length of the first chapter, 8,000 words), it will probably contain the dorm scene (where they decide who sleeps where), the Mess Hall scene (where Chef will grace them with completely edible meals), and the first challenge (no spoilers yet, though the title gives you a little clue :3) Because no-one cares about this, here are some quotes taken out of the chapter as of yet, to give you a little preview:

"Derek – Toying with these dumbbells is easier than I thought. Yuko’s got a brain the size of a cashew nut, making him easy to manipulate. Kissing up to Rich, the most big-headed person on this show is bound to get me his loyalty too! Hopefully I’ll have everyone eating out of the palm of my hand around lunch."

"He grunted something inaudible. “I can tell you are a good person because you haven’t told me to go away yet-“

“Go away.” He moaned."

"“All you need to survive is here,” Chris said, throwing a stopwatch at Keith. “And this,” He threw a small rucksack at him. “And this,” He throws a thick plane flying manual at Keith. “And this!” He threw a giant box of food supplies at Keith, and the nerd yelped out in pain."

Drawings (or scirbbles on writing paper)
As of now, I've done character model of these characters: Holly, Pauline, Miku, Bradley, Austin, Derek, Rich.

I plan on uploading them to the wiki once I have a decent scanner. Looking for one is harder than it looks, so if you know a good place to find one, let me know in the comments. X|

Life
I have no life. What are you talking about?

Anyway, life sucks, like any other teen on the internet will tell you. School's been not that bad though, and I finally decided to buy Super Mario Galaxy 2 after two years of saying "Meh, I'll buy it next time." It's a really good game, better than the first one for sure. Also, I recently watched Woman In Black after amounting to peer pressure. It sucked. BADLY. Worse than Paranormal Activity, which (used) to hold the place as the only horror movie I gave a -6/10. Woman In Black gets a -9/10... THOUSAND! MUHAHAHAHA! >:D

Other Stuff
WORST. FINAL. FOUR. EVER. Seriously, TDRI might be my least favourite season. Why keep Zoey instead of Mike? He has five personalities, Zoey has zero. ._. Scott's a cool antagonist though, and Lightning and Cameron are good characters, but neither of them deserve their place.

Anyway, here be the end of the worst blog in history. I'll be seeing you guys soon.

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