User blog comment:SpaceWeather/The New Annual Wiki Awards!/@comment-3530543-20131213020701

Alright, time for round 2 of my self-nominations! It has been lovely to revisit this section of my recent past.

—from Ordinary Knives "You know, Ezekiel, life is a short thing. One day, you, I, Lindsay, Justin, the writer of this story, and everyone in this plane will die and, after a couple of decades, be reduced to dirt. Many millenniums in the future, if the human race is lucky enough to last until then, the Sun will explode and swallow all the planets orbiting it. We, humans, and everything we have done will cease to exist. And you know what will happen after that, Ezekiel?"
 * Most Shocking Elimination: Heather in Jkl's Total Drama Island, of course.
 * Best Non-Competition Story: Hmm... I'm not morally at ease with nominating An atmosphere because I'm not 100% sure I'll ever even end it. So my submission is Ordinary Knives. It wasn't in this category last year anyway.
 * Best One-Shot: Courtney and Sierra's Very Personal Predicament. Why not? It's rather slice-of-life, but it's a story.
 * Best Portrayal of a Canon Character in a Non-Competition Story: I guess Ezekiel in An atmosphere.
 * Best Couple/Romantic Pairing in a Non-Competition Story: Izzy and her handgun in Ordinary Knives. Cargo ships FTW. (I'm obviously not serious.)
 * Best Dramatic Quote from a Non-Competition Story: This bit of soliloquy:
 * Suddenly, my life flashed before my eyes. Okay, that's kinda cliché, but there was a context. I was getting killed for what I had done. But then I wondered if what I had done was actually wrong. I had never killed someone for no reason. I had never committed a crime for no reason. It was all in a context. I wasn't a threat to society; I was helping it. But I guess most people were too busy getting shocked at the bloodstains in my history to care for it. I sighed again. Surprisingly, I didn't freak out.
 * Best Comedic Quote from a Non-Competition Story: For lack of a better excerpt...
 * [Noah has just refused Ezekiel's invitation to engage in small talk on a plane]

"Eternal life in a divine land of peace and rest?" Ezekiel guessed.

"No. The universe will move on, as if we had never been here. That simple." —from An atmosphere
 * Best Conclusion to a Non-Competition Story: An atmosphere. Oh, wait, that one has NO CONCLUSION AT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I need to get my life together. (Seriously, though, I nominate Ordinary Knives. I'm slightly inclined to nominate C&amp;SVPP but I'm beginning to think I might be taking that one too seriously.)

Alright, I'm done. Gosh, I need to write more.