User blog comment:Jake R/Total Drama: Revenge of the Island- Rankings./@comment-1441098-20120129164407

Directly from my rankings blog on the TD Wiki... (ours are similar)

Zoey. A boring, Mary Sue-resembling, waste of a character. She has no purpose other than to be boring and flirt with Mike. And I don't feel sorry for her being lonely as a child, she's just... Yeah.

Dakota. Her voice bothers me, it's a lot like London's from Zack and Cody. I like her dumbness, she reminds me of London and Paris Hilton. I like her relationship with Sam, too, I hope it becomes canon. She's really funny, too.

Lightning is my favorite. SHA-LIGH'NIN'.

Anne Maria. She can be fun. I wanna see her and Vito more. Plus, I hate Jersey Shore, so that's a plus.

Staci. In the short time she was there, she was HILARIOUS. She was the funniest character in the first episode. She is my favorite female character, and despite how annoying she was, she shouldn't have gotten voted off first. I COMPLETELY agree with Shane and Rhonda.

Jo. I hate her. She's uninteresting, too mean to Cameron, and Brick, and obnoxious. I hope she leaves, soon.

Beverly. He was good, in the short time he lasted, but he was also a PJ ripoff, and his true voice sounded like a 40-year-old pedo, like how Smoothie Guy's voice was intended to be like. O_O

Scott. He's ridiculously annoying, especially his voice. He's a good villain, though, but I don't like his strategies of throwing challenges. And how do girls like him? :/

Mike. His true personality is just like Zoey, but he makes up for it with his hilarious personalities. Chester is great, Svetlana is weird, Vito is... interesting. I wanna see the last one!

Brick. He's really funny so far, and I love his rivalry with Jo. (Brick FTW!) His facial expressions and voice are awesome, too. He sounds like a TV announcer.

Dawn. I liked her at first, but I hate her now. She has superpowers somehow, and her voice sucks. She's also overrated. Although there's something I like about her, I don't know what.

Cameron. He's pitiable, but he's also entertaining. He doesn't deserve all that shit from Jo.

Sam. He's really hilarious so far. I can't wait to see more of him. XD Sam and Dakota FTW!