User blog:Owenandheatherfan/OHF's Lists - How To Identify a Noob

So, I'm gonna do these things called, "OHF's Lists," which is basically every week, I make a list that's supposed to be satirical (even though I suck at satire, this list won't even be funny). Also, this is a totally original idea, and I did not copy it from Owe/Radi. Seriously, I thought of this all by myself.

A "noob", by definition is a slang term for somebody inexperienced in any profession or activity. Contemporary use can particularly refer to a beginner or new user of computers, often concerning Internet activity, such as online gaming. In this blog, you will find out how to identify a noob (on the wiki).


 * 1) You know they're a noob if... If They Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.
 * 2) You know they're a noob if... if they write a story about their "complicated" life.
 * 3) You know they're a noob if... if each chapter of their story is a short summary.
 * 4) You know they're a noob if... if their character labels are stuff like: "The Friendly Guy," "The Nice Girl," "The Hot Guy Who Studies and Has Straight A's and is Perfect in Every Way," et cetera.
 * 5) You know they're a noob if... if they reply to messages on their own talk page.
 * 6) You know they're a noob if... if they call everyone by their full usernames.
 * 7) You know they're a noob if... if they talk about Total Drama on chat.
 * 8) You know they're a noob if... if they use script format.
 * 9) You know they're a noob if... if they spell Sierra as Serria.
 * 10) You know they're a noob if... if they use "your" and "you're" incorrectly.
 * 11) You know they're a noob if... if they constantly ask you to roleplay with them.
 * 12) You know they're a noob if... if they use default avatars.
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 * 1) You know they're a noob if... if they reveal the elimination order before writing their story.
 * 2) You know they're a noob if... if they liked all of the seasons of Total Drama.
 * 3) You know they're a noob if... if they use :I instead of :| because they can't find the | key.
 * 4) You know they're a noob if... if they edit your story page.

Okay, so, yeah. Trey did most of these, so thanks Trey. You have a wonderful brain. Toad and I did a couple, too. '''Please don't be offended, everything here is pretty much a joke. The blog is mainly to remind people of their noob-ish ways, because I guarantee you that you did at least one of these things. :P '''

Also, give me some ideas of what to do next week in the comments below.