User blog:Thebiggesttdifan/A Blog Post for Gorillas and Canadian Idiots Alike

'''ATTENTION: I will be sort of harsh to some of the people on this wiki's favorite musicians. Well, I guess I could call them musicians that they like. But the point is, if you don't wanna read it, don't continue on. Oh yeah, this blog post has nothing to do with the fanfictions here.'''

Yes, this blog post will be about the Gorillaz and Alfred Yankovic, but I figured you got that. My main question is, in a battle of these two freaky bands/musicians--who would win? Take your pick.

My answer is that they both lose. Alfred is just plain...weird, and his songs are no better. I think of him as sort of a deranged maniac who rips out a musician's songs, scribbles different words on them, and adds them to his collections of his own songs. Eat It is half decent, but after listening to Beat It, it just doesn't make it. In my opinion, the two songs come pretty close. Does Alfred even give credit to the real artists?

I checked out a couple more of his songs, which are original, but still lousy. Funny, but lousy. Skipper Dan has a nice ring to it, but after reading lyrics and feedback, it just makes me feel so sad. Trapped in the Drive-Thru, or whatever it's called, is funny, but it's ELEVEN MINUTES LONG! It's not even a freaking song. It's an audiobook. A time-wasting audiobook.

Now for the Gorillaz. I honestly don't have much to say for these Japanese freaks, but Alfred has one thing going for him--he's got fame. You can call him and e-mail him and talk to him. The Gorillaz are CARTOONS! They have the strangest names, they're crazy, I doubt if they're even real people, and half of their songs have bad words in them! The only one I ever got to listen to was Left Hand Suzuki Method, and even that was just the "clean version." Aghh, I'm going insane over these matters. Let me talk about something else. My final word on the subject is the only way these two could fit my list of best musicians is if they both played rather serious songs on ACOUSTIC guitars, UPRIGHT basses, and...ummm...GOOD VOCALS! Okay, that's it. I've had enough blog post for one day. I'll blog about something else later.