User blog:Frank15/Total Drama: Pacific Island Rankings

These are rankings for TDIWriter's story, Total Drama: Pacific Island I was originally going to wait until further into the story to do this, getting a better feel for everyone, but eh, I'm doing it now, anyway. I guess it's sort of a first impressions ranking, really. Good chance of things changing later on, and I'll rank 'em again later, but for now, starting at the bottom, since it's more suspenseful that way.

22: Antonio. Yeah, didn't like him. He was completely obnoxious and cringe-worthy. He made my skin crawl. I felt bad for the girls who felt trapped by him early on, and he never really got less cringe-worthy later on. Just really made me a bit uncomfortable.

21: Nora. Well, Nora was obnoxious, in an irritating way, and not an endearing one. What else to say?

20: Sawyer. Almost entirely forgettable so far.

19: Judd. Well, he's a bully. A very English bully, but that's all we really saw to him so far.

18: Kirk. Just sort of there. He didn't really do much of anything; he just had things happen that were about him. Almost everyone fawning over him for no reason, and Robin, kinda' understandably, being very suspicious of him.

17: Martina. She could become very enjoyable, but we hardly even saw her so far. She's this low mostly because of how invisible she was here. She could easily climb the list.

16: Erica. She was nice, and she is really pretty. She wasn't especially memorable here, though. She flirted a lot, and complained when the wrong people flirted with her--but then, when it's the much older host and Antonio, who could blame her? Just didn't really stand out yet.

15: Wheeler. Seemed all right. Not the brightest bulb in the box--poor Lori--and also seemed unaware of how people outside his hometown aren't likely to have heard of Mutant Sheep, but he seemed nice enough.

14: Christy. I like her, especially since I'm not supposed to, but she really wasn't especially memorable so far. She argued with Dirk a lot, which was fun, but she mostly just seemed to be in the background. I have high hopes for her, anyway.

13: Barbara. I liked Barbara a lot. She didn't do much, but she was sweet, and I kinda' wanted to give her a hug. I don't know why, since she certainly didn't have a Lori-esque first episode, but it just seemed like she could use one, regardless.

12: Cooper. The unusually friendly thug, I guess. He seemed a lot nicer than you'd expect from a gangster.

11: Marvin. He's apparently not one of the nicer actors. He likes insulting people, and he's oblivious to the fact that the show isn't scripted. Kinda' in his own little world, and he rules that world.

10: Paxton. Paxton is fun. He seems... I'm not sure. Maybe a bit conceited, but not The Iceman levels of conceit. Maybe if he were less confused, overall. Poor Brittney, though. Ignoring her just 'cause Erica's prettier, or something.

9: Jeffrey. Always trying to get on everyone's good side. Except Marvin's for a bit. Kinda' amusing, and kinda' sad. But amusing enough.

8: Brittney. She was entertaining, acting in character for as long as she could before Wheeler knocked her out of it. Still pretty entertaining after, even if she didn't do much else. Good, strong first impression, anyway.

7: Katherine. She seems like she's going to be a lot of fun. I liked her odd introduction, and her openness about her bisexuality.

6: Hudson. Or Inspector Gadget. He seems to be about as good a detective as Gadget, and Hudson's style makes it seem he trained under Gadget. Penny, he is not. I like Inspector Gadget, so he's funny.

5: Diamond. Diamond was weird, but funny, especially with her not liking her hat temporarily after Jeffrey said he had one just like it. She's going to be alienating herself really fast with her attitude, and I have no idea how she's going to last very long, since she seems useless, but she'll be fun while she lasts.

4: Broderick. The Iceman has a bit of ego showing. The Iceman would not be someone I'd like in the real world, but how over the top he is here makes him a lot more fun, even with his random cruelty to Lori. And the Iceman is very good with a shirt-off. The Iceman. The Iceman.

3: Robin. Robin was hilarious. Her complete and utter deadpan, no matter what she was saying, even with her sarcastic jokes. And I can understand her issues with Kirk. She can see how everyone else reacts to him, and it's easy to see how she came to the conclusion that she did.

2: Meredith. Her role was small, but enough to know she will be, and already is, awesome. She'll be kicking butt and putting others in their place. And poor Lori too, I suppose, but still, I definitely want to see her make it far!

1: Lori. Lori was... probably not awesome, but lovable. On one hand, she was hilarious. On the other, I just wanted to give her a hug almost the entire time. I felt bad for her, really, from the constant misunderstandings, to Broderick's random dislike of her. A lot for me to feel bad for her, and I can't help but root for her and hope things get better for her eventually.