User blog:Rhonda the stalker fan!/Total Drama: Paradise Beach Rankings!

Ok so I have decided I wanted to do rankings for TD:PB! Its a great story and the latest chapter was great so I felt like this would be a lot of fun. And it was :D Until the wiki erased 2 hours of writing I poured my heart out into >:( But I said I would do these and I want to so I'm gonna do them again. So these rankings are on who I like the best of the remaining contestants and where I think they stand in the show or game. If you have not read TD:PB then you probably don't want to read this yet as it gives away spoilers. Plus some of this stuff is just a hypothesis by a crazed stalker. Enjoy!

1st Lana- I love Lana for some many reasons. First I feel sympathy with her. She seems like a hopeless romantic (or was). Plus she is hilarious!!! And Franz x Lana IS SO CUTE! I was so happy when she won the last challenge. I think Lana could go all the way to the finals. I mean why wouldn't you take her to the finals? Because she doesn't care or try? Because can be lazy? Because she isn't very social in a reality show often called a social game? Lana would be the ideal person you would wan to take to the finals. Unless she changes he ways (Aka Franz) she has a great shot at winning. Its possible she could get voted off because people fear their allies would vote the other out in favor of Lana or feel she will break up your alliance because she is a swing vote like Dan from Survivor Nicaragua and Christy from Survivor: The Amazon. And I doubt that would happen.

2nd Jena- I'm SO happy Jena is the antagonist! She is super hilarious. I love how she gets her info! She's like a stalker :3 Not to mention she is so witty. I loved how she rolled her eyes when Perci called her the b word. It is because she knows she is know in control and Perci is furious about it. I think Jena has a good chance of making it far. What she needs to do is make an alliance. People are already gunning for her so she needs allies. She seems to have a lot of secrets so I think she could use those to her advantages like for blackmail or to mess up others in challenges. Also she shouldn't act rude to her alliance or she'll lose them like Courtney and Heather. She should act nice to the others just in case but try and use her acting skills so no realizes she is acting. The only problem is if that she does make it to the final 2 the losers will not support her as the winner even though she probably worked harder than her opponent. Thats the problem with reality TV. You almost never win based on how well you played the game but by whether you were nice or not. And incase I made this up, the game is the show but it refers more to the social aspect of the show. I think Jena can claw her way to the top all she has to do is make an alliance and be nice.

3rd Janina- Janina is extremely awesome. Not only does she care for the environment and write but she is purple!!! I love the shy girl characters especially those who write :3 Janina is also super funny! I also love her friendship with Katt and Evi. To think it all started when Janina asked them where the bathroom was. Though it is never stated her friendship with them seems to be also an alliance. They always vote together and never for each other. Sadly if all 3 did make it to the finals Janina would be voted out (unless she won immunity) because Katt and Evi are in a relationship and wouldn't vote one another out. It is possible some drama could tear up the trio but I would hate that for Janina. Plus that would probably happen before the final 3 which would just be bad for Janina.

4th Redd- Redd is hilarious. From his fear of water to his arguments with Aquamaria (XD I pity da fool) Redd can almost always make me laugh. I was also very proud of him for trying to conquer his fear of water. I hope he does. I bet you he'll probably go home around the same though. I also like his interactions with Janina. I can't decide who I like better with him: Janina or Aquamaria. It would be funny to see a love triangle between the 3. I don't know how well Redd will do in the game though. He may have Aquamaria and Janina as allies but with Janina kinda having alliance with Katt and Evi and his possible conflict with Aquamaria who knows? I will not be surprised if his fear somehow causes him to lose a challenge that he later gets voted out of.

Tied 5th Aquamaria- First off, Aquamaria and Franz are tied because I don't know who I like more. Aquamaria is very hilarious. Her love of water can be very funny and Redd and her make a great comedy duo. Her love of water reminds me of myself when I was a kid. I'm afraid that some of the problems her love of water has caused (like blowing up the TV) will lead to her downfall.

Tied 5th Franz- I love Franz. First he stood up to Perci. That took guts. And I love all the cooking references. I 'm almost always a fan of a chef. Plus Franz x Lana IS SO CUTE! I hope they hook up. Though one of them will probably be voted out when they do. Unfortunaely, Franz isn't in the world's best position. He is the last of his team and has no allies making him an easy target. I think he should make them all a cake. Everyone would like him more plus I think it would be super cute to see how Lana reacted when she was given a piece (if she reacts).

6th Katt- I'm not that big a fan of Katt. I feel bad for her after reading her bio and she has a funny moment once in a while but after that I stop liking her. I find she is kinda of weak. Not to mention she is a hypocrite. She is upset that no one likes her for whats inside but she first liked Evi because he was cute. But she is good in the game unless drama happens but I would think it would backfire for Evi not her (look at Janina for more)

7th Evi- I don't hate him. I'm just not a fan. I find him uninteresting. Plus I don't think he likes Katt for whats on the inside or at least not a first. Read Janina and Katt to understand where I think they stand (though you should have already).

Well there it is! Do you agree or not?