Forum:List of Featured Quotes

First Run Winners (July 2010 - December 2010)
July '10 - “She used to be when she was three, but then we made her work out twenty hours a day. The other four were spent buying more work out equipment,” her father said proudly. - About Elian
 * -- from Total Drama Paradise by Nalyd Renrut

July '10 - Katie didn't go for her marshmallow. "No! Sadie! Why her?"

Under her breath, Heather grumbled, "Because she's a 230 pound deadweight."
 * -- From Total Drama Island...? by Kgman04

August '10 - "Good morning, everyone! Isn't today a beautiful day? It makes me want to walk up to the sun and give it a big hug!" - Fiona

"You would burn to death... If you didn't suffocate from lack of oxygen, first." - Kendall
 * -- From Total Drama: Boney Island by Sprinklemist

August '10 - Ryan: "How the (bleep) can Tammi say she loves Nalyd, wants to go steady with him, get married to him, move to Brazil, then to Japan, and have 19 kids!? How is that possible?! (scoffs) Relationships are nothing but mindless distractions, and I'm not having any distractions with any of my alliance members!"
 * -- From Total Drama 101 by Bbhinton15

September '10 - Carter was dressed in a white blouse with a blue and white-checkered apron and pigtails. “Now I’m just like Brittney Spears!” Carter started doing an idiotic dance until Ronda ran over to him and slapped him.
 * -- From Total Drama Mania by Anonymos

September '10 - "I could just carry you to the User Creation Log, you know," Catherine said to Eric as they ran out of the Problem Reports Log.

Eric's eyes widened. "Th-the User Creation Log? I-isn't that where people...you know...make babies?"

"Oh, don't worry, we'll just be making out," Catherine shrugged, picking up a shocked Eric and walking away.

"Sounds good to me!" Eric's voice said quietly off-screen.
 * -- From Total Drama Wiki by TDIFan13 and Bigez620

October '10 - “You’re leaving us?” Sunshine asked.

“Yes, I’m sorry,” Mr. Baffi said. “I know it’s always sad to hear that your favorite teacher is leaving.”

“Yeah, that would be sad if Miss McLean left,” Sunshine said. She shrugged and followed the other students, and the kangaroo, off the field.


 * -- From Total Wikia Elementary by Sunshineandravioli, Ezekielguy, and Nalyd Renrut

October '10 - Ryan: "6 has always been a lucky number of mine. Plus, my parents say I have a keen sixth sense of luck. I can't explain it, but I was treated like a god when I was younger. I tossed a penny in a water fountain before and found 20 bucks 5 seconds later. Granted... I found them in some old dude's wallet and had to take it from him...... but I found it!"
 * -- From Total Drama 101 by Bbhinton15

November '10 - "Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin', Clementine!" Andrew sings. Francine leaps to her feet.

"Who is Clementine? Someone I should know about?" Francine grabs a startled Andrew by his shoulders, and shakes him. Francine shoves the intern out of her way, and knocks the televison to the ground, where it breaks.

"Hahaha..." she laughs, nervous and embarassed.


 * -- From Return to Total Drama Island by TDIwriter

November '10 - Nothing else he could do? No, there was one more thing. He could see to it that she would not die alone. Granted, she would never know, but he thought it important, nonetheless.
 * -- From Legacy by Gideoncrawle

December '10 - "I dont eat carbs, or trans fats." Ashley told everyone. "You get, what you get!" screamed Maria.
 * -- From Total Drama Isle by Tdi

Second Run Winners (October 2011 - present)
October '11 - "What will I have to do?" asks Lindsay, optimistic.

Chris opens the barrel. "Sit on it." The barrel is filled with leeches. Lindsay is disgusted. "If you stay on it for ten seconds, you pass."

"You're kidding, right?" asks Lindsay. "I can't sit on a barrel of leeches! I hate barrels! They are dirty, and wooden! I quit."
 * -- from Jkl's Total Drama Island, by Jkl9817.

November '11 - “Dad? I’ve been thinking about something.”

“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her Dad.

“I was thinking about committing suicide,” confided Alyssa, “So I can escape the nightmare that is my life, and join you on the other side at last.”

“Sweetie,” soothingly said her dad, “You have so much life left to live. You have something we don’t. Don’t throw it away.”

“So I have to live only to fulfill an obligation to you?” Alyssa folded her arms. “Great, just great.”
 * -- from Total Drama Infinity, by DJ Spenstar

November '11 - “But why bother stocking the lake with sharks?” asked Noah, who wasn’t the type to respect effort when a reasonably similar result could be had with less work. “Wouldn’t it have been a lot less labor to just let a luckless leaper live with the likelihood of leaving the land of the living as a light lunch for those allegedly legendarily large Leech Lake lampreys? Oh, silly me, it’s not like they’re actually real, LOL.”


 * -- from The Legend of Total Drama Island, by Gideoncrawle

December '11 - "Thank you so much for letting me use your computer, Julie," SG says, handing her back her purple laptop.

"No problem, Puddin," Julie says, taking back her computer and handing it to Sierra. "You didn't look at my Word documents, did you?"

"No," SG replies.

"What's on them?" Nellie asks, even though she doesn't really care.

"Oh nothing," Julie replies. "Just my alien master's plans for world domination. And my GROCERY SHOPPING LIST!"


 * --from Total Drama What The Heck? by Rhonda the stalker fan!

December '11 - “Here ya go,” said Gull proudly as he presented the red stick to Loon. “Those two humans were the same ones that saved me from the neck-thing while my mate and I were working on our nest. We’ve got eggs now, so I’m glad they found me,” Gull stated with less agitation than when he’d talked this morning. “I’m really glad I got to see them again,” he concluded.


 * --From The Beasts of Wawanakwa (The Loon's Tale), by JustLittleOlMe

January '12 - In an incongruously tender gesture for such a gruff and hulking man, Hatchet lightly kissed Gwen on her brow, as a father might kiss a favorite daughter. Then, pulling up a stool, he sat down beside her to keep vigil, taking her hand gently in his. Not 20 seconds later, her indomitable spirit finally fled.


 * --from Legacy, by Gideoncrawle

January '12 - Meanwhile, Chris and Chef are in the girls' cabin.

Chef tries on Andrea's bra, and Chris is putting on Tatiana's make up.

"Oh, Chef darling, you look just fantastique!" Chris says in a girlish voice.

"Ohahahaha, why thank you, lovely!" Chef responds, in an even girlier voice.

Jessica burts into the room, and the three look at each other, in complete shock.

"Uh..." Chris says.

"Uh..." Chef says.

"OH MY GOD!" Jessica screams.


 * --from Total Drama Campsite, by Zoomer72

February '12 - Noticing the knife next to him, Michael knew what he had to do. He could end all his pain with just the right cut. It would get rid of all the pain he was feeling. Picking up the knife, he placed his hand on the counter. In one swift move, he brought his knife down.

Picking up his newly sliced piece of cake, he began to think about how truly lonely he was.


 * --from La Vida de Miguel, by Radical M

February '12 - Oh, wow, Lindsay thought, suddenly feeling weak in the knees yet unable to tear her gaze from that sapphire abyss that was Justin’s eyes, ''a guy as hot as me. Never thought I’d see the day. Could he be The One?''

Oh, wow, Justin thought, suddenly feeling weak in the knees yet unable to tear his gaze from that cerulean abyss that was Lindsay’s eyes, ''a girl as gorgeous as me. Never thought I’d see the day. Could she be The One?''


 * --from The Legend of Total Drama Island, by Gideoncrawle

March '12 - Tsuyoshi answers, "Life has been pretty intense, I guess. With the whole world knowing that I'm homosexual..."

Doyce slams his hands on his table and shouts, "I knew it!" Everyone in the crowded room momentarily looks over at Doyce, then back to Tsuyoshi.

Tsuyoshi's face is red. He says, "Almost the whole world."


 * --from Total Drama: Best of the Best, by Sprinklemist

March '12 - Ferguson: A few weeks ago, my family was killed in an elephant stampede. Well, actually, it wasn’t my family. And they weren’t actually killed. I was watching Jumanji on TV, but that proves just how useful an elephant repellent could be!


 * --from the collaboration, Total Drama Idiots, chapter by Frank15

April '12 - "What?" asks Trey. "You find my last name funny?"

"Yes, I actually do. I mean, Clair is a girl's name. So basically part of your last name is a girl's name. And St. reminds me of St. Nicholas, who is Santa Claus. And Santa Claus is basically some fat guy who comes in and steals your cookies. He also sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake and bad and good so be good for goodness sake. And a tray is something you put food on when you're at a crappy restaurant. So, basically, your name is Something-you-put-food-on-when-you're-at-a-crappy-restaurant Santa Claus Girl's Name." says Arthur.


 * --from Total Drama: Tiki Jungle, by Toadgamer80

April '12 - “Who’s there?” asked Oweguy. A silhouette was shown in the hallway. “An old friend.” said the man. When he walked into the room it was shown that it was Murdoch but he was now dressed like the Joker.

“Murdoch?” asked Oweguy shocked. “Oh thank goodness. When you went missing after the giant Nianah challenge I thought you were dead!”

“Dead?” asked Murdoch surprised. “Oh no no no no no. I was just missing."


 * --from Total Drama Sci-Fi Action, by Owenguy101

May '12 - “Hey Mommy,” Julie’s son says. “Why did you have kids?”

“The same reason anyone has kids,” Julie replies. “To use them to win Featured Quote. Now win Mommy’s love and get me a Featured Quote!"

“Sprinklemist!” Julie’s son yells nervously, throwing sprinkles.

“Ravioli Pixie!” Julie’s daughter yells nervously, throwing ravioli.

“Well,” Julie says. “You were as subtle as a sledgehammer and as clever as this story’s plot. But, I’ll accept it, for now. But you have much to learn.”


 * --from Total Drama What The Heck?, by Rhonda the stalker fan!