User blog:DJ Spenstar/Craig's Evil Council of Doom

Okay, so I had the best idea earlier today, to do a parody of the spin-off show Yugioh the Abridged Series. More specifically, Marik's evil council of doom. If you're unfamiliar with it, follow this link and watch the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIrpfGdCuQ&feature=player_embedded

K. So, here's the deal: Craig holds these evil council meetings in a remote underground area of the wiki, known as "redlink". He invites many wikia villains and a few antiheroes to his council, and they discuss plans to take over the wiki, and defeat their common nemesis. The whole thing should be really funny, and some characters might be out of character. The whole thing will be scriped. This is not a seriosu story, it's just for laughs. So anyway, here is "episode" 1:

Soemwhere in redlink...

Craig: Welcome, everybody. It's good to see that you all came. I have assembled all the wikia villains into one place! This night shall see the end of the wikia! Withour combined evil, we shall prevail! Somehow.

The Rat: Wait, who exactly are you talking to.

Craig: ... I don't know. Shut up. Anyway, time for the evil role call. Simon Thadeus "The Rat" Dorkson!

The Rat: Word to your mama!

Craig: Joe!

Joe: Let's cut the crap and get to buisiness already!

Craig: Shut up. Missy!

Missy: *grins evilly* This is going to be fun!

Craig: Luciana!

Luciana: Hi boys! *winks*

Missy: *glares*

Craig: Halle!

Halle: *rolls eyes* Please, don't go overboard this time.

Craig: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Miles!

Niles: It's Niles!

Craig: Whatever.

Niles: Wait a minute, why am I even here?! I'm not a villain!

Craig: Of course you're a villain! You voted off Susan, remember? And people hate you!

Niles: Oh come on! Just get the **** over it already!

Craig: It's something to be proud of, fellow villain! Back to the role call! Steve!

Steve: HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Craig: Yes, he he he right back at you. *laughs nervously* Anyway, it's time to introduce our final member, Micky D!

Micky D: What's up, dawgs?

The Rat: What the hell is he doing here?! He's not a villain?!

Niles: That's what I've been trying to say!

The Rat: I meant Micky

Niles: *grunts*

Craig: Of course he's a [EFF!]ing villain! Have you read the part when he plotted against Pricilla and used Yi Min to do it?

Micky D: And that suddenly makes me a villain? You guys are wiggedy-wiggedy-whack!

Joe: What the hell did he just say?

Niles: I'm with you, Micky, whatever widgety smack is supposed to mean.

Micky D: It's wiggedy-wiggedy-whack!

Niles: Whatever

Missy: Are we going to do anything, or are we going to just argue all day?

The Rat: If anyone cares, I'd rather argue.

Craig: SILENCE! I command you all to shut the [EFF!] up! Missy's right, we have business to do here. Evil business. Muahaha.

Joe: Wait a minute, is that is? These are all the wikia villains?

Craig: What are you blathering about?

Joe: This can't be it! There's got to be more! I mean, what about Nalyd? You know, the one from the Roleplays.

Craig: We don't need Nalyd! He would just slow us down with all his strategy and smarts. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Luciana: He turned you down, didn't he?

Craig: Shut up! We had business to discuss. I have concocted a plan that will wipe our arch nemesis off the face of the wikia!

Joe: And who exactly would that be? Because I personally nominate KoopaKidJr

Niles: Please be Hillary, please be Hillary...

Craig: Shut up Niles. Well, I was kind of thinking DJ Spenstar...

The Rat: No way, it's gotta be Nalyd Renrut!

Micky D: Or TDIwriter.

Luciana: Don't forget about JasonAlexander08.

Steve: HEHEHE!! Or, Goldenshane.

Halle: Or the one they call Fading Silver Star. 16. And her little friend, the one they call Camper. 13. God, what is it with all of these numbers at the end of usernames?!

Craig: Silence! I command you all to shut the [EFF!] up! Why don't we compromise, and settle on... Sprinklemist? He IS pretty much the face of the wiki and the top TDI-style artist. With him gone, the wiki shall fall!

The Rat: I thought Nalyd was the face of the wiki.

Craig: Shut up. We are going with Sprinklemist and that is final.

Luciana: I don't know. He did make me all hot.

Missy: Yeah, me too.

Micky D: I say, let's do it dawgs!

Niles: Please let me go home. There are too many germs here!

Craig: Silence! Since everybody agrees, Sprinklemist it is!

Joe: But we didn't even--

Craig: Sprinklemist it is!

Halle: Whatever.

Joe: Fine, if it'll shut you up.

Craig: Thank you. So, it is now time to announce the evil plan!

Joe: Are we going to kill him? Because I would love that! Especially if it involves explosives. I have a soft spot for explosives. They destroy everything in their path, just like me!

Steve: We could throw stale pies at him! HEHEHE!!

The Rat: Or vandalize his writing.

Craig: Silence! Sprinklemist protects all of his pages, remember? And we are not going to kill him! It would be too obvious!

Joe: Too fun, more like it.

Craig: Steve, your evil plan is disturbing! I like it! A lot! But I have an even better plan.

Halle: Then let's hear it already!

Niles: Oh god.

Micky D: Just say it already, dawgs.

Craig: I'm saying it! In order to defeat Sprinklemist we will.... compete in a reality show fanfic with him and his characters! Dun dun duuuun!!

The Rat: Wait a minute, that's your plan?!

Missy: I already did that.

Micky D: Me too.

Craig: This will be no ordinary reality show. This show will take place... on a boat!

Joe: A boat?

Craig: Yes, ingenious, isn't it?

Halle: Why a boat?

Craig: because when he loses, we'll... push him off the edge of the boat. Into the sea.

Halle: And what the **** will that accomplish?

Craig: Well, all his art will be soaked, it'll kill his ego.

The Rat: Couldn't we just push him over the edge of the boat? Why do we need the reality show?

Craig: No! The reality show is vital to the plot, the evil plot!

Joe: The lame plot, more like it.

Craig: Fine, if nobody likes it, let's hear what my sister has to bring to the table!

Halle: We could give him a gift, an evil gift.

Craig: And what would the gift be, sister?

Halle: *grins* A stalker.

Luciana: Now there's a plan!

The Rat: I like it.

Joe: I still think it isn't PAINFULL enough.

Craig: That'll work perfectly! The stalker will drain Sprinklemist of all his creative ability!

Joe: Look, everybody shut up. We need a REAL plan. Not some phony lame plan. The Adams twins had their chance. Now it's my turn!

Craig: For the last time, we aren't going to kill him! Even is we did, those [EFF!]tard authors would just censor it! I mean, look at what happened to Justin!

Joe: That was very disappointing on DJ Spenstar's part. I thought he was going to kill off everybody voted out. But nooooo, he had to send them to Boney Island! Does he work for 4Kids or anything?

Micky D: 4Kids is wiggedy-wiggedy--

Craig: ENOUGH OF THAT LAME [EFF!]ING CATCHPHRASE!!

Joe: Now wait just a minute, Craig. I've been thinking.

Niles: You've been thinking?

Joe: Shut up!

Craig: What have you been thinking?

Joe: If these are all the wikia villains, then where are Jocelyn, Rob, Hillary and Rachael? They should be here.

Craig: I didn't invite them. They're just a bunch of dorks!

Joe: for once, we agree.

Elsewhere in redlink

Jocelyn: That fiend Craig didn't invite us to his special evil council! How cold he?

Rachael: You meant, "how could he", right?

Jocelyn: I know what I said! You know what?

Rob: Craig's a giant ****?

Jocelyn: That too, but I'm starting my own evil council! And I'm inviting the three of you! We shall defeat Craig!

Hillary: Count me in!

Rob: I like the way you think, little lady.

Jocelyn: Please, don't go there.

Rachael: Sounds good to me. Are we going to kill him?

Jocelyn: NO!!

meanwhile...

The Rat: Look, there's only one way to truly defeat Sprinklemist.

Craig: Oh yeah? And what is that?

The Rat: The only way to truly defeat Sprinklemist, is to spam his user talk page.

Craig: Hmmm... I like that plan. It's very evil. I like evil! So it's settled: we're spamming Sprinklemist's user talk page. Agreed?

Luciana: Works for me!

Missy: Let's do it!

Micky D: Way to use the noggin, dawg.

Steve: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Niles: Okay, I'm sick of this madness! I quit!

Craig: You're trapped here, Miles. You can't leave until I tell you that you can!

Joe: Oh, just let the boy leave. He's only holding us back

The Rat: Yeah, besides, he's not one of us.

Craig: Very well. Niles, you're excused.

Niles: THANK you! *leaves as fast as he can*

Craig: *under his breath* [EFF!]ing quitter. He'll get what's coming to him.

Niles: *from far away* AAH!!! GERMS!!! GEEEEERMS!!!!

Craig: Yup. He had that coming.

meanwhile

Jocelyn: So in order to defeat Craig, we will spam his talk page!

Rob: That's brilliant!

Hillary: It's perfect!

Rachael: Good work!

Craig and Jocelyn: *split-screen, saying the same thing* So let's do this!

So, what did you guys think? -- D J   Spen  star!  03:39, January 10, 2010 (UTC)