User:Breakingmikey/Total Drama: Revenge of the Island (Breakingmikey's Version)

Author Note: Welcome to my version of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! I know it's not original but I've been wanting to do this for a long time now. Since TDRI ended, I was thinking a lot about the season. I enjoy TDRI, but there some things I wanted to change about it. Like the teams, Anne Maria's departure, Mike and Zoey, Dakota and Staci and more! So, without further ado, welcome to...



Contestants



 * Top Row (Left to Right): Cameron, The Bubble-Boy


 * Middle Row (Left to Right): ; Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject ; Mike, The Schizophrenic Guy ; Zoey, The Indie Chick ; Lightning, The Athletic Overachiver ; Dawn, The Moonchild ; Beverly, The Strong Silent Genius ; Sam, The Gamer ; Brick, The Military Cadet ; Scott, The Devious Dude ; Jo, The Jockette


 * Bottom Row (Left to Right): Dakota, The Fame-Seeker ; Staci, The Compulsive Liar

One: Bigger, Badder and Brutal...er!
Chris McLean appears on the Dock of Shame, which appears to be in bad shape as some of the wood is taped on with other pieces of wood. He stands there and drinks his smoothie. He looks at the camera and introduces himself.

"Hello, I'm Chris McLean and I'm bringing you another season of Total Drama! This is our fourth season and we're excited! So lets bring out our competitors!" A giant yacht comes out. The camera zooms around and shows Leshawna and Harold hugging each other, Bridgette and Geoff kissing, Alejandro holding up Heather, Ezekiel is on a chain, Eva is glaring at Sierra while she's hugging Cody, Noah looks at Izzy who's kissing Owen, Lindsay and Tyler are making out as well, Gwen and Duncan are playing hockey with Trent while Courtney is being bothered by Katie and Sadie, Justin is staring at a mirror while Beth and DJ watches and Blaineley, who's still in her bandages, is on the front of the ship. As the yacht passes the island, Chris blows raspberries at them and the old competitors sigh out loud.

"HA! You guys think that I'm going to bring them for another season? They're boring! So, I've waited for a while and found 13 competitors to compete in this season full of surprises. If you think the alumni is crazy, these people are crazier! And they're fresh out of Canada! Well... two of them but they're fresh! And here they come!" The camera moves over to a smaller yacht with the 13 competitors on the boat.

"Meet Lightning!" Chris said, the camera rolls over to Lightning who shows off his guns and says "Well hello gentleman and ladies!"

"Scott and Dakota!" The camera rolls over to Scott who hitting on Dakota who looking at herself in her iPhone.

"Well gorgeous, I think about us." Scott said.

"Ew! I rather date my boyfriend than to date you." Dakota said.

"Brick!" The camera rolls over to Brick who's doing push-ups.

"37-38-39-" Brick says before he got jumped on by Jo.

"Jo!"

"Well, you have to do some while I'm jumping on your back!" Now give me ten hundred!" Jo said.

"Staci!"

"Ya, I can do so many push-ups, like I'm so thin!" Staci said, before Jo and Brick started to laugh at her. "What? I'm the sexiest girl at my school!"

"Dawn and B!"

"Well, you may be the prettiest female species at your school since you did come from Miss Tummy Tuckers Academy for Girls." Dawn said while B watches.

"Well... you suck!" Staci said before screaming and crying to Anne Maria, who gives her a tan full of spray.

"Anne Maria!"

"Just more coats of tan will help. I'm so pretty!" Anne Maria said.

"Cameron!"

"Pretty indeed." Cameron says with a giant blush.

"Haha! You're barking up the wrong tree... like the wrong tree!"

"Mike!"

"It's okay, she's really nice once you get to know her."

"Zoey!"

"You know her?" she says to Mike.

"Yes I do. She's my-" Mike turns to Zoey and the two looked at each other in daze.

"And Sam!"

"I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm playing Mutant Zombie Lords the fifth edition!" Sam continues to play his game, until he was shoved by a dazed Staci, causing him to drop his gameboy. It fell into the engine and it caused the yacht the blow up.

"Damn! Well I know this season is going to be great! So lets find out what happens this season and now... the moment we've been waiting for... Let the game begin!" Chris said with excitement.

On the beach side, the competitors falls on the beach at different times. Brick falls first on the beach, in pain. "Well, at least I'm not in pain." Jo eventually lands on him.

"Thanks for the comfort!" Jo said, before Lightning landed on her.

Next to them, Scott lands on a rock while Dawn lands perfectly standing up on his chest. In the air, Cameron screams and pulls a cord from his sweater, causing a bubble to blow up around him, bouncing on the sand.

Mike and Zoey, also falling but are hugging each other, fall in the shore while Anne Maria lands on her hair, bounced off her hair and lands on her feet. Staci lands in a tree while B walks out of the water with Dakota standing on his head. Sam finally lands on the sand and claims he's alright.

Chris and Chef comes out on their quads and stops in front of Sam. "Welcome to Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!" Chris said. The competitors finally got up and stood in front of Chris and Chef. "This season, it's everyone for themselves and the last person standing wins one million dollars! So there's going to be two teams of six!"

"But there's only 13 of us." Dakota points out.

"Well, one of you will be eliminated and we make teams then..." Chris said, "But! like every other season, this season will have an elimination ceremony and receive a marshmallow if you're safe! However, the loser will get a marshmallow that symbolizes loser...y! So good luck! But, if you find a wooden tiki of my face, you have immunity when you use it! So... from me and Chef... Good luck!"

"So what's our challenge?" Jo said.

"Well... never thought about that..." Chris said.

"Lets have them run to the top of the mountain and race down together." Chef said.

"I like it!" Chris said. "But a twist, you guys will be placed into teams afterwards! The last person to pass will be eliminated!" Everyone gasped and glared at each other. "So... bye!" Chris and Chef and raced off. The competitors looked at each other and raced up the mountain.

On the top of the mountain, the competitors look around and try to find out how they can race down the mountain.

"Well..." said Lightning, "there's nothing up here!"

"We have to think!" Scott said.

"Well, while you guys work, I'm going to work on my tan." Anne Maria said.

"You fake tan?" Dakota said, causing Anne Maria to spray her face with spray.

"I got an idea!" Jo said, "lets all ride down the mountain the biggest people here!"

"That's so not cool." Zoey said.

Mike has a small flinch and started to act like an old man. "Why can't you kids cut down that tree and ride it together!"

"Hm... not that bad of an idea." Brick said.

"And so how are we going to get a tree down?" Cameron cried out.

"Wait!" Dawn said, "B has a plan!" B walks up to a tree, opens his coat and grabbed an axe and cropped the tree down.

"Nice." Lightning said.

"I'm afraid of him." Jo shouted.

"But lets get on before Chris decides to eliminate all of us!" Scott said.

In order, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Brick, Sam, Cameron, Mike, Zoey, B, Dawn and Staci hopped on the tree and raced down hill, forgetting Anne Maria and Dakota.

"Did they just leave without us?!" Anne Maria angerly shouted. "I think so." Dakota said. The two girls glared at each other and started to pull each other's hair. This lead them to fall off the cliff and land in the water.

While racing down the hill, the competitors are glad that they are thinking they're still in the game. However, they go into a river and they discover that there's a waterfall down the river.

"This is my first log ride I'm on!" Cameron excitedly said.

"And we're probably going to die!" Sam worriedly said. The log goes off the water fall and they ride into the forest.

At the camp ground, Chris and Chef are relaxing in front of the main lodge.

"I wonder if they're still up there." Chris said to Chef.

"They're probably dead." Chef said. They hear the competitors coming down the hill and they go off a jump, causing all of them to fall off and the log to fly off to one of the cabins.

"Well, we know where everyone is staying at." Chris said, "And we need the competitors to CROSS THE FINISH LINE in front of us!" The competitors said 'Oh' at once and ran.

"Lightning, team 1. Jo, team 2. Mike, team 1. Scott, team 2. Zoey, team 1. Dawn, team 2. B, team 1. Cameron, team 2. Staci, team 1. Brick, team 2. Sam, team 1. And here's the teams!" Chris said. "Wait... we're missing someone?" Chris sees Anne Maria and Dakota running. Anne Maria knocks out Dakota with her can and runs pass the finish line, placing herself on team 2. "And Dakota's out!"

"What?" Dakota shouted.

"Yep... eliminated!" Chris said. "Follow me to the dock of shame!"

At the dock of shame, Dakota is tied up and placed in a catapult. "This season, the losing competitors will be launched off this island for good! Hopefully they'll land somewhere where it's safe!"

"You can't do this to me!" Dakota said.

"And..." Chris launches Dakota off the island "I just did." He turns to the competitors "And sleeping arraignments, one team has one side of the cabin and the other team will have the other. Good luck!"

"So it's coed?" Jo said.

"Last season it was, so now this season is as well! Also, Team 1, you guys are known as... the Mutant Maggots! Team 2, you guys are the Toxic Rats!" Chris said.

In the left side of the cabin, the Maggots are setting up their bunks. Zoey is set up above Mike, Sam is above B and Lightning is above Staci.

"So ya, I'm like the best athlete at my school yah!" Staci said.

"Yeah right!" Lightning said.

"No really, I'm that good!"

"So Zoey," Mike said, "what do you like for food?"

"Vague question," Zoey said, "But I love pizza!"

"I love pizza too!" Mike excitedly said.

"Oh yeah!" Sam shouted, "I love my backup game, Miss Mutant Zombie!"

"This team is going to suck." Lightning said.

In the right side of the cabin, Jo bunks above Brick, Dawn bunks above Scott and Anne Maria bunks above Cameron.

"Well, this is our team." Scott said.

"No," Jo interrupted, "this is MY team!"

"Your team?" Anne Maria said.

"I was the first person to be placed on this team, was I?" Jo said.

"Well, I'm not going to be a minion." Brick said. Jo got angry and flips Brick over her shoulder. "Okay, your captain."

"So... what should we do as a team?" Cameron said.

"I'm going to sleep." Jo said. Everyone else agreed with her and they went to their bunks and slept.

It's four in the morning. The competitors are sound asleep. Chris and Chef walk out with ear protectors on and they walk to the front of their cabin.

"Hey," Chris said, "You want to give these kids what they got themselves into?"

"Sure." Chef said.

Chris then pulled an air horn out and blows it, waking everyone up from a deep sleep. Jo walks out in her pajamas and throws a rock at Chef and walks back to her cabin.

"Well, this season is going to be fun and exciting!" Chris said, "Anyways, join us next time when we bring you Total Drama: Revenge of the Island but this time, you're going to find the drama on this show to be insanely crazy! See you next time on Total Drama... Revenge of the Island!"

Two: The Lying Game of Wipeout
Toxic Rats

Chris appears on the dock and opens the episode. "Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! We introduced to you guys the 13 brand new competitors. These guys are kinda awesome but the problem is that they're hateful to each other... and Chef. We know we got our teams set up and Dakota had a problem with Anne Maria, causing her to be the first one eliminated off the show. Now that we can give these guys what they're looking for in this show, what's going to happen when the Island gets its Revenge on these guys. Tune in and see what happens on Total Drama, Revenge of the Island!"

It's seven in the morning on the island and the competitors are sound asleep. After a long day of competing on their first challenge, they're tired and hungry.

In the Rats' side of the cabin, Anne Maria wakes everyone up with her hairspray fumes. Angry at her, Jo jumps out of her bed and takes the can away from her.

"Hey!" Anne Maria said, "give me that back!"

"Well sorry," Jo said without a care, "some of us are trying to sleep!"

"Well I'm not so..." with anger, she grabbed her hairspray and walked out of the cabin.

"Ugh!"

Jumping out of their bunks, Scott, Brick, Cameron and Dawn walk towards Jo.

"You guys honestly aren't going to argue like that." Scott said.

"Well she better knock it off." Jo commented.

"So while you guys just sit here and fight," Brick said, "I'm going for a 25k jog!" He soon ran out of the cabin.

"I'll follow you!" Jo said, running after him, shouting out to the others to follow her.

"Hey, I'm not running." Scott said.

"Neither am I, right Dawn?" Cameron said. He looks over to Dawn who disappeared.

"And I'm afraid of her." Scott said.

In the Maggots' side of the cabin, Lightning is doing upside-down pull-ups while his teammates watch.

"This is what a champion do everyday!" Lightning said.

"Yah I can do like 10 sets of those a day." Staci said, earning an amazed look from Sam.

"What else can you do?" Sam asked her.

"Come on, she looks like someone that can't do a run!" Lightning shouted.

"Yah and sleeping under you is like sleeping under someone that wears diapers, which you do." Staci said with a laughter.

Lightning screamed, saying "How did you know that?!"

"Because I know everything about everyone," Staci said, "yah so now I'm doing stuff like... walking." She quickly walked out of the cabin.

"But," Lightning said, "I stopped wearing diapers last week." He continued with a sad look, causing Mike, Zoey, Sam and B to have an awkward look and walked out of the cabin.

The competitors walked outside of the cabins and stood in front of Chris and Chef, getting ready for their first team challenge.

"Welcome everyone to day two!" Chris announced, "Today's challenge, we're going to get to know each other on your team by a friendly game of 'Truth or Get Sunk in the Lake'!"

"So instead of 'Truth or Dare', you're just going to sink us in the lake if we don't tell the truth." Jo calmly said.

"Correct!" Chris said.

At the lake, the competitors are strapped into chairs that are held above the lake, each team across each other. Chris stood in the middle, well dressed with a red button in his hand.

"On one side is the Maggots. They contain our vic-I mean competitors, B, Mike, Zoey, Sam, Staci and Lightning. And on the other side is the Rats. They contain Jo, Brick, Dawn, Anne Maria, Scott and Cameron."