Lucas (TDiO)

Audition Tape
Lucas: Hey, its your man Lucas, just doing my typical robbing routine. Don't worry, i won't become the next Duncan. My hobbies? Stealing or sarcastically annoying someone. I love sarcasm. Why i should compete? If you wanna pick some dumb, yippy skippy happy loser than go for it. But you do realise they won't bring much drama. Which in a show like Total Drama won't help with your beloved ratings. Besides, who wouldn't want a million dolla-

Lucas's mum: LUCAS! Did you take my purse! GET OVER HERE!

Lucas: Have fun picking me for next season.