User blog:TotalDramaAndrew/The winner of TDAS in Canada?

I know I don't like exporting drama from other wikis, but here it goes.

Those of you who are reading this blog, you might want to tie yourself down, because this is going to be a rough ride. I just want to inform you that Canada doesn't have a female winner. All of the winners that we had on Teletoon have all been men, including the Jerkface Juvie (Duncan) and the Latin Dude (Alejandro). If we aren't careful, then Teletoon is going to allow us to vote for Topher, before we have a woman as the main winner in Canada.

Now I know what you're thinking to yourself, "OMG 550720, if Mike doesn't win TDAS in Canada, then the season is going down in history!" Well, keep yourself tied, because the ride ain't over.

I do not give a flying FART, and the Total Drama fan base do not give a flying FART, about how much you like the kid with MPD. You have 13 episodes of the All-Star season to like that guy, and this week is not, I do repeat, NOT one of them. This week is about supporting the good girl, after what she has done during the All-Star season. It wouldn't be possible if you're supporting Mike, because you like him.

NEWSFLASH: Jesus Hernandez, voice actor for Alejandro Burromuerto in Latin America, claims that Heather is the real winner, because he recorded Alejandro's ending after hers.

Oh wait, DOUBLE NEWSFLASH: Harold and Lindsay were the original choices for TDA's finale, if not for Courtney's strategy.

Are you listening to this?! This is NOT a rhetorical question. I want you to comment back if you're listening, so we can have a woman as the main winner.

Vote for the winner: http://www.teletoon.com/en/tv/totalDramaAllStars/