User blog:Frank15/Total Drama What the Heck? Rankings

These are rankings for Rhonda the stalker fan!'s story, Total Drama What The Heck? Also known as that story that put Julie on the map, and I guess Rhonda on the map too, probably. And put Pam on the map, too, while we're at it! Anyway, I've ranked the twenty-seven cont... err, I mean, twenty-five contestants, plus two non-contestants, even if they seem to have a bigger role than some of the actual contestants... ranked 'em anyway. I was originally just going to do the original contestants, but eh, figured I'd try to get everyone in there, and try not to let pre-story bias influence me. Which it did anyway, but hope not too much!

27: Geoff. Completely useless.

26: Bridgette. As useless as Geoff, but I like her more.

25: Justin. He looked good, was lazy, and got kicked off quickly.

24: DJ. Slightly more presence, but still not very memorable.

23: Noah. He seems to have lost his canon Noah-ness. He seems somewhat important to the plot, but of all the canon characters in the story, he feels the least like the real Noah.

22: Leshawna. I'm not sure what co-host Rhonda's obsession with following the recipe was--variations are fun!---but still, adding something that she couldn't tell what it was was obviously a bad idea. And... well, that made for interesting reading, anyway.

21: Collin. Well, he was stupid and annoying, which I guess was sorta' the point, so well done!

20: Toby. It's hard to "rank" him, since he's mostly just Jenny's abused sidekick so far. Jenny seems to have most of the personality, with Toby just standing there and taking it. And seemingly almost dying. But we'll see.

19: Mikey. He's funny and crazy, but oddly enough, never really stood out very much. Well, except for Mikey's unanswered question =D

18: Duncan. Well, he was sorta' sweet with Gwen. Then he had his bratty outburst and broke up. Such a nice guy =P

17: Rosamond. She's a nice girl, and sorta' weird, with that troll obsession. And seems to be a future crazy cat lady. But she's a nice girl, anyway. I like her, even if I don't love her.

16: Cosmic River. The rather extreme hippie. Why caterpillars, I don't know. Most caterpillars just turn into nightmarish moths, anyway. He's funny, though, and had an interesting and sorta' sad backstory.

15: Trent. Most of his story seems to be with Taylor, though I guess that almost has to change, or he'll be out fast. Or turn into Bridgette's role. He was sweet with Taylor, though, and it's too bad how that turned out =(

14: Taylor. She's a sweet girl. I didn't find her too annoying, but I can understand how some of her teammates would. Kind of a shame she and Trent turned against each other.

13: Lindsay. Her role is pretty small, but she's still that lovable Lindsay we all know and love. Her presence is too weak to go much higher, but she's still great!

12: SG. Just the sweet, shy, lovable nerd. And a bit easily manipulated by... Gwen. Um, yeah. Gwen turned evil, I guess. Still, poor guy was obviously insecure, and Gwen seemed to "get" Julie well enough to feed SG information that would lead him to exactly the conclusion Gwen wanted him to draw. He's just a social mess, and with Julie gone, more of a mess, and he needs help getting unmessed, poor guy.

11: Gwen. Aww... as horrible and cruel as Gwen was in the story, I feel bad for her, now. She realized she crossed a line, and everyone found out about it right before Gwen was about to confess, and now everyone hates her, even Duncan, though for his own petty reasons. Kinda' feel bad for not liking her earlier =P

10: Jenny. The obvious leader of the Jenny and Toby duo, and the one who seems to put Toby in his place. She's an odd combination of sweetness and cruelty, with lots of sarcasm and "YOUR MOM" thrown in. Hope the vulture didn't kill her ^^;

9: Chef. Oddly entertaining as a contestant, and still very Chef-like, though he has to pretend to be a little nicer, still. Still funny to see him in his new despised role, anyway =D

8: Sierra. The crazy, but not as crazy person who's friends with Julie. Almost seems like sort of a Julie lite, but with Julie gone, it's up to her to step up in Julie's role and be the crazy girl, for Nellie's sake if for no other reason. She's been great, though!

7: Heather. Far less in control than Bradley, and doesn't see it =(. Also has that dangerous obsession with Barbie that's clouding her better judgment.  Still very entertaining!

6: Bradley. He seems to take his hot antagonist role seriously. He's hot, and so effortlessly took the reins on his team, and seems in complete control of everything and everyone. Since he largely is. And still genuinely not nice--he enjoys making fun of Barbie, too--but smart enough to not throw the game just to get rid of her. And forget his own team, he's even able to go to others and appear sympathetic while really trying to throw them off their games--poor Taylor. So yay, Bradley! Not sure if I want to see him win--maybe, maybe not--but he's cool, anyway!

5: Barbie. Poor Barbie. I love her, despite her not having done much. Everyone just hates the poor girl, and there's a good chance she hates herself as well, though we haven't found that out for sure. Heather has been especially cruel to her: I suspect that Barbie reminds Heather of herself, though we don't know that yet, either. She's miserable, though, and needs someone to reach out to her. Someone who's not too busy laughing at her, 'cause "OMG fat people are funnyz!"

4: Nellie. Poor Nellie, just so miserable all the time. Like Barbie, sort of, but not really like Barbie. She's mostly a one joke character, but it feels like she goes deeper than that, even if you don't actually have other plans for her. I feel bad for her, and Julie isn't even there to cheer her up, now. Speaking of which, it seemed like, even if Julie did kidnap her, essentially, that she's somewhat grown to like Julie, anyway. I mean, it looks like she probably voted for Gwen in that ceremony, even if I can't tell a hundred percent (no one ever said it was a 4-3 vote... could've been 5-2 if Nellie betrayed Julie too, I mean). Still, Julie was good for her, and I like seeing her happy... well, slightly less unhappy!

3: Courtney. Awesome, but she's Courtney, so of course she was awesome! I love reading a story that showcases Courtney's nicer side more. I mean, she can be nice! And Courtney is believable here. Nicer than she's often portrayed, but she does have that nicer side, and I can buy it here. I love seeing her friendship with Bridgette... oh wait, that's never shown, but she acknowledged it at some point. I love seeing her friendship/rivalry with Jovi, though! They make a great duo!

2: Jovi. Aww, Jovi! Sweet, lovable, bossy Jovi. She's the nice Courtney, who herself has calmed down since other seasons, but I love Jovi, anyway! She's trying to be a good leader, and tends to take that role a bit too seriously sometimes, especially around Courtney, but she's trying hard, and she genuinely seems to be doing what she feels is best for her team, and feeling genuinely bad when she crosses a line, like with Taylor, and really wanting to work with Courtney, and not walk over her.

1: Julie. She's Julie! 'Nough said, but I'll say more, anyway. She's insane, yes, and loves causing chaos, but she's sweet, too. Like getting Nellie to lighten up and have fun! Against her will, but still! Aside from being bizarre and random and possibly annoying to her teammates when she screamed "pajama" over a hundred times, she seems to be a genuinely good person. And one who really felt hurt and betrayed when she lost. And, well, she was.