User blog:COKEMAN11/Total Drama Kingdom in 60 Seconds or Less (But Maybe More)


 * Chris: Hey, we are having a new season!
 * Marshall: AAAAAAAAA!
 * Ruby: Let's go out.
 * Marshall: kk
 * Terrence: *is voted out*
 * Kelly: WHY TERRENCE?
 * Ruby: Hey, Chris, eliminate Jessie to mysteriously boost ratings! :D
 * Jessie: I never did anything wrong! Lies! *is "voted" off*
 * Ruby: kthxbai
 * Marshall: I love you Ruby.
 * Ruby: *is voted off*
 * Chris: Order in the court!
 * Ed: Why me? *leaves*
 * Chris: You are all Black Aces!
 * Marshall: *nearly kills Kenny*
 * Kenny: *quits*
 * Chris: Escape from lava!
 * Marshall: I got burned!
 * Chris: No elimination!
 * Ruby: I'm baaaack!
 * Marshall: But whyyy? *is voted off*
 * Ruby: No more distractions!
 * Chris: Chariots!
 * Ruby: I win!
 * Chris: The jury votes with you!
 * Ella: I'm out? Ed, go out with me.
 * Ed: kthxbai
 * Ella: *leaves*
 * Chris: Finale!
 * Kelly: Yay!
 * Jessie: I hate Kelly, anyway!
 * Ed: Race to the finish!
 * Chris: Kelly wins! Ruby and Terrence come back for season two!
 * Kelly: Yay!
 * Ruby: Yay!
 * Terrence: Huh...what?
 * Chris: Bye!

Inspiration from Nalyd.