User blog comment:Lalainee/If Pokemon were real.../@comment-1874924-20110416005219

I don't know many Pokemon types (my knowledge of the Pokemon universe being pretty much limited to the first two or three seasons of the anime and the copy editing I've done for Spenny's story) but I could really use one that could help maintain my yard and "make your gardens grow" (to take a line from Candide). I'm guessing that would mean a grass type of some sort.

I've heard of Alakazam, and the prospect of using its teleportation ability to beam across town between my home and the office where I work is very appealing. (Of course, without the long bus commute, when would I work on LTDI?)

What I NEED right now, though, as opposed to merely wanting, is a Jigglypuff. For the last few months, my DW has been having a terrible time sleeping, although it's not as bad now as it was for a while.