User blog comment:Jake R/Total Drama: Revenge of the Island- Rankings./@comment-1510769-20120202150932

I will try this!

13. SCOTT - Okay, this guy is really getting on my nerves. I'm pretty sure he's the reason the Rats are losing all the challenges they are. I cannot believe a few deserving characters got voted off before him. He is very despicable and selfish and makes me hate him the most!

But then, that's probably the whole point. Aren't we SUPPOSED to hate him?

12. LIGHTNING - Just your typical arrogant jock who thinks too highly of himself. I don't think he cares that much for his teammates, since he seemed to want them all voted off at once!

11. STACI - If she had stayed around as long as she did, she would've gotten annoying real fast.

10. DAKOTA - I don't know if she's that much of a player, to be honest, since I think she's there mostly for camera time, and that's it. And her time as an intern is definitely prolonging her overextended stay, but at least she's happy - somehow.

9. ANNE MARIA - Almost a carbon copy of Dakota, except she's the Jersey girl. At least one of Mike's alter-egos makes her a bit more useful in challenges!

8. BRICK - He's one of the jocks, and his rivalry with Jo is epic! Now that he's on the Rats, I wonder if he'll put Scott in his place...

7. JO - She can kick a lot of the guys' butts in challenges, and I noticed her rivalry with Brick. I think the two are in love and won't admit it yet.

6. B - He doesn't speak much, but sometimes you don't even need to speak to be so awesome!

5. CAMERON - The cowardly bubble boy... somehow I can't help but root for him. Plus, there was one scene that shot him up in my rankings!

4. DAWN - The spiritualist, the animal whisperer, the vegan, the meditator... I don't think Total Drama has had someone like her before! Yeah, she's kinda out there, but I like that she's bringing positive energy to the camp!

3. SAM - The geeky gamer... he is so funny! Plus, he's voiced by the guy who voices Harold, which is a nice bonus!

2. ZOEY - Probably the only sane member in the entire cast. Plus, I like her.

1. MIKE - He may have multiple personality disorder, but his personalities can definitely spice up an episode. From his "old man" persona, to his "European gymnast" persona, to his "Jersey boy" persona, you never know which one will show up next!