User blog comment:Shadowgeoff/The WIA Test/@comment-1194745-20120117232307

1) In 1952 years, I suspect that one form or another of the apocalypse will have occured and I will have recruited a group of the most powerful, intelligent and unique individuals to survive on my ravioli island and take control of the ruined world, using our talents to rebuild society in a manner far greater than its previous form. (...that, or I'll have finally become a for-realsies artist and will still be frequenting this wiki and searching for Duncan. One of the two.)

2) Because cake is consistantly used as a celebration of life, happiness, health, and success, and thusly when you are presented cake, you know it is because you have been granted one of those invaluable gifts. Really, when's the last time you got served cake after a funeral? I rest my case.

3) The cake is not a lie, for we are the cake.

4) I got them moo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooves. (Not really. I have a friend who has a friend who knows some guy who has a friend who might, though.)

5) No, because A) I am a firm believer that one should be satisfied with their own natural beauty and/or lack thereof, B) I am very fearful of the idea of Hollywood people sticking knives into my face, and C) because let's all be honest, Heidi Montag should be getting plastic surgery to look like me. (Disclaimer: I have no idea who Heidi Montag is or what she looks like, and thusly apologize to her.)

6) O_O

7) YES!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?? WHAT DID THE NUMBER SIX EVER DO TO YOU?? IT WAS INNOCENT, I TELL YOU, INNOCENT!! HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?! *sob*

8) On some continents and/or planets, yes; cows come in a greater variety of colors than you could ever imagine. Back in the land of ravioli they were yellow, maroon and goldenrod. They also had wings and were engineered to produce cheese rather than milk, so as to eliminate the time-consuming creation of cheese from milk. Some subspecies also produced pasta sauces either in addition to or instead of the cheese.

9) I'm beginning to suspect as such, yes. That, or she is, like me, an extraterrestrial species seamlessly integrating herself into humanity... *snort* Yeah, right. Both of us stick out like sore thumbs. The hair color and wings and all.. *sigh*

10) *scoffs forgivingly* Happens to me all the time. What was this for again? :D