User:JERealize

About me
My name is Julian Espinoza, although I like to be nicknamed JERealize. Subscribe here for updates on my stories.

JERealize (Eficiencia es la nueva ciencia.) 06:24, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Signature section

 * (July-August 2012) JERealize (Eficiencia es la nueva ciencia.) 06:24, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
 * (August 18, 2012) JERealize (Subbed &gt; Dubbed) 06:44, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * (August 19, 2012-September 17, 2012) JERealize (Subbed &gt; Dubbed) 06:47, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * (September 17, 2012-September 29, 2012) Writing is to cooking as MLA is to Codex Alimentarius. 05:08, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * (September 29, 2012-October 6, 2012) Coming January 2013: It's the series premiere of The Source. Only on JERnet. 06:37, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * (October 6, 2012-October 31, 2012) I swear, the word hacker is going to end up as a curse word within the next 50 years. 05:59, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
 * (October 31, 2012-November 12, 2012) I need to find Daphne. Something happened back in Halloween. She found me in college and hugged me. 06:17, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
 * (November 12, 2012) I planned to air Secret Strikers pilot episodes about the protagonists stopping a hurricane from hitting New Jersey, but Hurricane Sandy ruined it. 08:43, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * (November 12, 2012-November 24, 2012) I planned to air pilot episodes about the protagonists stopping a hurricane from hitting New Jersey, but Hurricane Sandy ruined the show. 08:45, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * (November 24, 2012-December 5, 2012) Dogs can't talk! (...Unless they had more human-like heads.) 07:33, November 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * (December 5, 2012-December 24, 2012) Dr. Two-Brains is the Ice King! (Sorry, just had to say the revelation...) 15:57, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * (December 24, 2012-December 31, 2012) I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree! (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:39, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * (December 31, 2012-January 10, 2013) I like striped shirts. Striped shirts are cool. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:00, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 10, 2013-January 15, 2013) Still waiting for 2014... (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 02:01, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 15, 2013-January 17, 2013) Shall we Skype Wednesday? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 18:27, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 17, 2013-January 19, 2013) I was possessed by the Sycorax, and I have the blood to prove it. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 23:45, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 19, 2013-January 21, 2013) This is not war. This is pest control. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 22:16, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 21, 2013-January 24, 2013) Are interrogative questions grammatically correct? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 00:19, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 24, 2013-January 27, 2013) One day until freedom returns... (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 01:52, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 27, 2013-January 28, 2013) Finally... JER has come back to Wikia! (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 19:48, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 28, 2013-January 29, 2013) Benzoyl Peroxide: A teen's best friend. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:00, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 29, 2013-February 10, 2013) Over 1,500 edits and counting. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 00:57, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
 * (February 10, 2013-February 26, 2013) The golden age of daily sigs has ended. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 01:55, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * (February 26, 2013-March 6, 2013) You can't have two hearts... unless you're pregnant or a Time Lord. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:26, February 27, 2013 (UTC)
 * (March 6, 2013-March 7, 2013) Do you know your ABC BBC CBCs? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 15:16, March 6, 2013 (UTC)
 * (March 7, 2013-April 1, 2013) A loonie is this. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 19:04, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * (April 1, 2013-April 6, 2013) A loonie I flip. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 15:50, April 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * (April 6, 2013-April 17, 2013) I've surpassed 1800 edits. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:42, April 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * (April 17, 2013-April 28, 2013) I've always loved JER. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:56, April 18, 2013 (UTC)
 * (April 28, 2013-May 5, 2013) Newsflash: It's always been Wankershim. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 01:06, April 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * (May 5, 2013-May 26, 2013) 1900 edits and counting. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 02:17, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
 * (May 26, 2013-June 7, 2013) Oh, and the Human Era will end by the end of the century. No pressure. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:00, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
 * (June 7, 2013-June 30, 2013) Featured User, and just one month to go... (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:38, June 8, 2013 (UTC)
 * (June 30, 2013-July 12, 2013) Spain lost to Brazil. Not the best way to go, isn't it now? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:25, July 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * (July 12, 2013-July 27, 2013) "I find lentils completely incomprehensible." (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 06:37, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
 * (July 27, 2013-August 6, 2013) I don't want to make mistakes. They break my heart. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:44, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * (August 6, 2013-August 22, 2013) Ever had that feeling when you feel like a supernatural being who could open a door simply by thinking about it? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:25, August 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * (August 22, 2013-September 9, 2013) It's called the Xbox One because it's in support of Mars One. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:33, August 23, 2013 (UTC)
 * (September 9, 2013-September 22, 2013) I am from Earth. I am human. Don't you forget it. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:56, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * (September 22, 2013-October 6, 2013) Warning! Read the above message or you will die, even if you just read the first bit... (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 02:37, September 23, 2013 (UTC)
 * (October 6, 2013-October 20, 2013) Who's the number one champion sound? You're looking at (and listening to) him. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:20, October 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * (October 20, 2013-October 31, 2013) Have you ever exchanged screams with someone else before? (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 00:17, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
 * (October 31, 2013-November 16, 2013) I used to be a salesman like you. Then I shut up and took his money. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:35, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * (November 16, 2013-November 28, 2013) If the US didn't drop the bomb, we wouldn't have anime. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 01:35, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * (November 28, 2013-December 4, 2013) Black Friday's only for those who don't know what Black Tuesday was. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 06:26, November 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * (December 4, 2013-December 7, 2013) May the fallen eight rest in peace. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:32, December 5, 2013 (UTC)
 * (December 7, 2013-December 8, 2013) The eight haven't fallen. They're just off-screen. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 07:22, December 8, 2013 (UTC)
 * (December 8, 2013-December 25, 2013) The eight haven't fallen. They're just... I don't know where they are, in all honesty. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 06:50, December 9, 2013 (UTC)
 * (December 25, 2013-January 25, 2014) Let Christmas not be about capitalism. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
 * (January 25, 2014-February 8, 2014) I'm on the flu diet. I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 08:00, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
 * (February 8, 2014-March 7, 2014) The bees, they're here, and they aim to take over the world. Whoever said the bees were disappearing is a liar! (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:20, February 9, 2014 (UTC)
 * (March 7, 2014-April 21, 2014) So what if I like music from Los Temerarios? They make good music. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 07:10, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * (April 21, 2014-April 27, 2014-) I hate spoilers. Spoilers are bad. And yet, I carry a burden of them to my grave. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:37, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
 * (April 27, 2014-May 8, 2014) Germany. Portugal. Ghana. Let's face it. The U.S. is doomed. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:46, April 28, 2014 (UTC)
 * (May 8, 2014-June 30, 2014) I believe in Clarke's Third Law. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:26, May 9, 2014 (UTC)
 * (June 30, 2014-July 6, 2014) Germany. Portugal. Ghana. The US just slid through that mess. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 06:17, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
 * (July 6, 2014-July 7, 2014) "If you wanna have fun with me, then Belgium is where I'll be..." (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:18, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
 * (July 7, 2014-July 11, 2014) Just one more year left, boys... (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 02:20, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * (July 11, 2014-August 2, 2014) Ordnung und Fortschritt (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 04:32, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
 * (August 2, 2014-August 5, 2014) I am a stalker fan fan and a tab-aholic. I am the abomination of Obama's nation. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:12, August 3, 2014 (UTC)
 * (August 5, 2014-) I am a stalker fan fan and a tab-aholic. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 03:58, August 6, 2014 (UTC)

Biography
I was born in Porterville, California, on April 17, 1994, at 11:55 AM Pacific Daylight Time (UTC-7). I lived at or near Tipton, California from 1994 to 2003. I was diagnosed with autism (often called Asperger Syndrome before DSM-V came out) at the age of three, but these days, it doesn't affect me very much. I was the only member of my family to attend preschool, and I attended Tipton Elementary School from 1999 to 2003. I moved closer to Woodville on March 2003.

After that move, I attended Woodville Elementary School from 2003 to 2008, when I graduated. I moved to Monache High School after my graduation, and graduated from there in May 2012. I'm currently attending Porterville College.

Spoiler Policy
As of now, I am writing reviews for Total Drama Pahkitew Island, and wish to not be spoiled on this series.

Blog Works
This list (when it's finished) will show what blogs I have posted over the years.

Friends list:
If you know me well, add yourself.
 * 1) Suta is so awesome, And your luckyHe is even talking to you. 05:28, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * 2) "The best part is   when we go   to the whale!"  22:20, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * 3)  Where Quasimodo comes from,  pee equals love.  FireFlameVG

iMilestones?
(completed milestones are in italics; parentheses represent date completed or expected to be complete)
 * Edit 500 times (August 2012)
 * Edit 1000 times (September 30, 2012)
 * Edit 2000 times (June 2, 2013)
 * Edit 3000 times (July 7, 2014)
 * Edit 5000 times
 * Finish Total Drama America --the following subsection is temporary:
 * Episode 1 (July 12, 2012, 5 days from the start of the story)
 * Episode 2 (July 22, 2012, 10 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 3 (August 23, 2012, 32 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 4 (September 7, 2012, 15 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 5 (November 16, 2012, 70 days from the last episode completion)
 * Weekend Special 1 (December 30, 2012, 44 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 6 (March 6, 2013, 65 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 7 (March 16, 2013, 10 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 8 (May 31, 2013, 76 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 9 (August 15, 2014, 441 days from the last episode completion)
 * Episode 10
 * Weekend Special 2
 * Episode 11
 * Episode 12
 * Episode 13
 * Episode 14
 * Episode 15
 * Weekend Special 3
 * Episode 16
 * Episode 17
 * Episode 18
 * Episode 19
 * Episode 20
 * Weekend Special 4
 * Episode 21
 * Summary of progress: Far behind schedule
 * Win any RP event (FireVivor: The Sahara, February 17, 2013)
 * Become a chat mod (once as a joke, November 20, 2012, 2:51 PM PST; lasted for less than 1 minute)
 * Become a Featured User (for June 2013)
 * Have the longest page on this wiki
 * Status: 19th longest page (Total Drama America, with 546,579 bytes)
 * Have the most edited page on this wiki (Total Drama America; September 11, 2012)
 * Have a Featured Story
 * Have a Featured Quote (from Total Drama America, nominated for November 2012)
 * Be nominated in the Wiki Awards
 * Win a Wiki Award
 * Be active for one year (July 7, 2013)
 * Be active for two years (July 7, 2014)
 * Be active for three years (July 7, 2015)
 * Have a Featured Character:
 * First-Party Featured Character (Vivi, nominated for March 2013)
 * 2nd First-Party Featured Character (Creed, nominated for November 2013)
 * Received an interview from Rhonda because of this
 * Third-Party Featured Character (Brett's Mother from LTDI, nominated for December 2013)
 * Because of its success, Gideoncrawle had to create a character page for her to display the award.
 * Get access to totaldramaonline.com (If not found soon, could be accessed when I move to Canada in the 2040s, if it's still there)
 * Have a Featured Image:
 * Third-Party Featured Image (Sunshine the Gossip, nominated for November 2012)
 * First-Party Featured Image (Picture of Rhonda, nominated for April 2014)

Featured Nominations and Wins:
Won for that month

Third-party win