User blog:SpaceWeather/BEST NIGHT EVER THE ACTUAL VERSION

Warning this is lifted directly from Wiki Chat and contains obscene langauge and obserd amounts of stupidity. So naturally I'll ask anyone under 13 to not read this, but you probably will anyways.

A story based on true events.

THE KITTEN WARS!

Avery FireFlameomg Dra

how much

do you have

O_O

8:511dra7oh I forgot

some headphones to keep the noise out

8:51Avery FireFlameI just have the beginner kits


 * kit

8:511dra7and some firecrackers

8:51SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather pulls out an RPG

8:511dra7just in case you wanna blow them es up

8:51Avery FireFlameNo, no

8:51SpaceWeatherThis Good?

8:51Avery FireFlamewe don't use those

8:51SpaceWeatherAww....

8:51Avery FireFlameReddy

do you want to come

8:511dra7oh here's some money too

8:51SpaceWeatherNo blow things up

8:51Reddudeto do what?

8:511dra7so you can get some big booty hoes when you're done

8:51Avery FireFlamekill kittens

Space is going

8:51ReddudeYes

8:51Avery FireFlamekk

do you have

equipment

8:51Toadgamer80so we went from reminiscing about the wiki to killing kittens

nice

8:521dra7inb4 Avery actually kills a kitten

8:52SpaceWeatherXD

8:52ReddudeNo but I have a rocket launcher

8:52Avery FireFlamewell ya

like

what

do you think

im joking

@Dra

8:521dra7you forgot the butcher knives

8:52ReddudeDra wtf

8:52Avery FireFlamethat won't do one bit @Reddy

8:52Reddudekilling kittens is a very serious art

um bich

8:521dra7I'm sorry I offended you

8:52ReddudeI've killed like

8:52Avery FireFlameI make pictures out of the blood

8:52Reddudeeleven kittens with ol' bessie here

8:52Avery FireFlameok

well

see

the place we're going

8:52SpaceWeatherSpace will make a cat stand to put his feet upon whiole he sits

8:53Avery FireFlamedoesn't allow rocket launchers

sooo

8:53Reddude THE RULES

8:53SpaceWeatherSpace has transitioned to the third person

8:53Reddudewhat will the place say when I kill them

8:53Avery FireFlameTHIS IS A HIGHLY ESTEEMED KITTEN KILLING ACADEMY

WE

MUSTNT

BREAK

THE

RULES

8:53ReddudeSCREW

TEH

RULES

8:53Avery FireFlame*MUSNT

8:53SpaceWeatherRules are fo chumps yo

8:53Reddude* Reddude kick starts end of world with rocket launcher

8:53Avery FireFlameWell then you two can't come.

/leaves.

dead

8:53ReddudeOh

8:53Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame leaves.

8:53Reddudeyou

ing

8:54SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather follows

8:54Reddude* Reddude fires rocket launcher at Fire

8:54Avery FireFlameNobody comes between me and my kittens!

8:54Reddude* Reddude follows Space

8:54Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame dies

8:54SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather laughs his ass off

8:54Reddude* Reddude stabs Space in the back

8:54Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame smiles.

8:54SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather still laughs his ass off

8:541dra7* 1dra7 hi


 * 1dra7 how are we doing

8:54Reddude* Reddude picks up Space's ass and hides it

8:541dra7* 1dra7 would you like some pie

8:54Avery FireFlameDra do you want to go kitten killing somewhere else

8:55SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather turns and reveals he is GOD

8:551dra7yes

8:55Reddude* Reddude takes pie and homicides Dra

8:55Avery FireFlameReddy and Space are embarrassing us.

8:551dra7let's go to my home

and kill some kittens

8:55Avery FireFlameOk.

yay


 * 3

homemade is the best kind

8:551dra7we can make hamburgers from their flesh

8:55Avery FireFlameWe're the KK

8:55SpaceWeatherMe and Reddy can kill kittens twice as good as you chumps

8:551dra7

we're the KKK

the Krazy Kitten Killers

8:55Avery FireFlameWatch out, Reddy, there's a pond.

Floaters grab a life vest!

8:55Reddude* Reddude s the pond

8:56Avery FireFlame

8:561dra7omg

8:56ReddudeOkay men

8:561dra7reddy

8:56Avery FireFlameDead @Dra

8:56ReddudeTHIS http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1162330557kitten1.jpg

8:561dra7will you me pls

8:56ReddudeIS OUR TARGET

8:56Avery FireFlameMEOWWWOWOWOWO

8:56ReddudeIT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS

ASSUME THE WORST

LOOK AT THOSE VICIOUS EYES

THOSE FUROCIOUS FANGS

DO

NO

GET

8:56SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather gets in a tank

8:56ReddudeDITRACTED

...

DISTRATCED

8:56SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather runs over the kitten

8:56Reddude....

DISTRACTED

8:57SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather now wonders how the he got a tank

Avery FireFlame has left the chat.

8:57Webly/ huh

how do I do it?

8:57Reddude/ me no space

8:571dra7* 1dra7 hahahahahahahahaha

8:57Weblykk

8:57SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather BLARGH

8:58Webly* Webly is playing on Scoderk

8:58Reddude* Reddude comes out of kittenopolis, mortally wounded

they...

they got me

Space

8:58SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather laughs

8:58Reddudeyou... *cough8 need to... go on... WITHOUT ME

8:581dra7we must go in

Total War!


 * 1dra7 hops into a tank

8:58Reddude* Reddude hands Space the heart of a kitten he just tore out

8:581dra7* 1dra7 rolls through the walls of Kittenopolis

8:58ReddudeHere

take it... for... luck


 * Reddude dies

8:59SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather nods and gets back in the tank and drives into Kittenopolis

8:591dra7SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE FRIENDS


 * 1dra7 shoots down Kitten Tower


 * 1dra7 shoots down a village of Kittens

8:59Reddude...

everyone know

tanks dont work

on Kittens

8:59SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather shoots the Kitten White House

8:59Reddudeit only makes them STRONGER

8:591dra7oh god they're coming

they're coming!

RETREAT!


 * 1dra7 backs out

8:59SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather runs like hell

8:59Reddude*Cue kittens taller than mount rushmore*

8:591dra7They're so huge!

oh god!


 * 1dra7 's tank is stepped on


 * 1dra7 flees

9:00Reddude* Reddude resurrects as a kitten

Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

9:00SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather pulls out a handgun

9:001dra7*a massive kitten shoots lasers at Dra and Space*


 * 1dra7 throws firecrackers at RedKitten

9:00SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather reveals again that he is GOD and uses his radiance to stun the kittens

9:00Reddude* Reddude SCREECHES AT EVERYONE

ATTACK MY KITTIES

BRING ME

9:01SpaceWeatherThat'll only hold them for so long

9:01ReddudeTHEIR LIVERS

9:011dra7* 1dra7 dashes back to a cliff side


 * kitten lasers destroy the edge of the cliff*

9:01Reddude* Reddude tackles Dra

9:011dra7No!


 * 1dra7 falls off the edge


 * 1dra7 is impaled by a telephone pole

Avery FireFlame has joined the chat.

9:01SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather uses lightning and fire to attack Reddeude

9:01Reddude* Reddude stabs him in the heart with his claws

9:01Avery FireFlameComputer died

omg

9:01Reddude*kittens protect me*

9:01Avery FireFlameyou're still

9:011dra7* 1dra7 dies

9:01Avery FireFlamedoing

this

omg

NO

DRA

NOOO

9:011dra7omg we're Rping!!!!!

9:01Reddude* Reddude tears out Dra's liver

9:011dra7111!

9:01ReddudeI

9:01SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather attacks Reddy again

9:01ReddudeHAVE SLAIN

THE WRETCHED ENEMY

9:021dra7* 1dra7 resurrects as a MegaKitten

9:02Avery FireFlamehttp://www.hdwallpapersbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cute-kitten.jpg I

I'm hunting

9:021dra7Meeeeeooooowwwwww

9:02Reddude* Reddude slaps Space

9:02Avery FireFlamethis cutie

9:02ReddudeDAFUQ

9:02SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather continues to use hi celestial powers

9:021dra7Kittenopolis will rule over all


 * 1dra7 stomps over to Space


 * 1dra7 stomps on space

9:02SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather is the only one left

9:02ReddudeDRA

9:02Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame sneaks away

9:02ReddudeMY PRECIOUS

GET SPACE

9:02SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather cannot die

9:02ReddudeI SHALL DESTROY FIRE

9:021dra7* 1dra7 fires lasers at the ground

9:02Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame knows Space is not God.

9:021dra7god we're weird

9:02Reddude* Reddude stabs Fire multiple times

9:02Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame stabs Space continuously.

9:03SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather comes back as the ultamite fighting force CHUCK NORRIS

9:03Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame dies in Reddy's arms.

9:031dra7this is why we cannot RP

because SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO GODPLAY

9:03Reddude

9:031dra7quite literall

actually

9:03ReddudeI'm being realistic

I can never die

9:03SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather dies for no reason

Happy?

9:031dra7* 1dra7 eats Space's corpse

9:03Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan RIDES IN ON A FUKEN UNICORN

9:03Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame joins Space in hell.

9:03Owenandheatherfan/ME STABS DRA

9:03Mister.. E.

9:031dra7* 1dra7 eats OHF

9:03Reddude* Reddude and Dra go to Hell

9:03Avery FireFlamedead...@OHF

9:031dra7eww you're too fat

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan says I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD

9:04Avery FireFlameOHF is a caveman

ME STABS DRA

9:041dra7dead

9:04SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather resurrects as Satan

9:04ReddudeI'm dying at how people are just coming back and going with it

XDD

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan says to kill me, you must preform THREE TASKS

9:04Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame resurrects as Luna the Christian

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan says the first task it to eat your limbs and find a key, opening a door

9:04Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. hides in the tank

9:04Toadgamer80* Toadgamer80 faps in corner

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan says the second task it to go through the door and fap with toad

9:04Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame eats limbs

9:04Reddude* Reddude digs his way out of Hell

9:04Toadgamer80* Toadgamer80 waves

9:04Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame isn't shocked at Toad fapping in the corner.

9:04SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather continues to GODplay

9:041dra7* 1dra7 digs his way out of hell

9:04Toadgamer80

9:04ReddudeTOAD

RUN

LongLiveLion has joined the chat.

9:04Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. kicks Toad out of the tank for making a mess everywhere in it

9:041dra7* 1dra7 stabs Toad repeatedly

9:04ReddudeTHE KITTENS

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan says the third task it so take the and drink it and kill a three headed

dra beast

9:041dra7* 1dra7 sucks Toad's penis

9:04ReddudeTHEY'RE COMING

9:04Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame stabs Mika

9:04Reddude

9:04Toadgamer80* Toadgamer80 stabs Dra 37 times in the chest

9:04Owenandheatherfan* Owenandheatherfan leaves

9:05Toadgamer80inb4 Gideon walks in

9:05Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame puts Reddy out of his misery

9:05Reddude...

9:05SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather nukes all of chat

9:051dra7* 1dra7 is the three headed Dra beast

9:05Avery FireFlameIf Gideon walks in

9:051dra7rawr

9:05ReddudeOh God how awk @Toad

9:05Avery FireFlameI'm gonna be like


 * Avery FireFlame stabs Gideon

9:051dra7* 1dra7 blows fire down to the city

9:05LongLiveLionUmm, what ae you guys doing 0_=

9:051dra7* 1dra7 blows fire onto Mika

9:05ReddudeMika

9:05Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame slaps Mika

9:051dra7* 1dra7 eats Mika

9:05Reddudethis is very serious

the kittens

are coming

RUN

9:05Toadgamer80* Toadgamer80 poops and in the style of Yummy Pickle Richard, eats it

9:05Avery FireFlameTHE KITTENS ARE COMING

9:05SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather laughs his ass off yet again

9:051dra7MEEEOOORRRKKKK

9:05Avery FireFlameReddy is Paul Revere

9:051dra7* 1dra7 summons the Smorgs to defend King OHF's castle

9:05SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather becomes Reddy's right hand man

9:051dra7I'm the 3 headed Dra Beast

9:06Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. JIZZED IN HIS PANTS

9:06ReddudeMRE

9:06Avery FireFlameMika crawl in my pants to stay safe

9:06ReddudeTHERE'S NO TIME FOR FAPPING\

WE HAVE TO GO

9:06SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather watched O_O

9:061dra7SMORGSMORGSMORG

SMORG

SMORG

SMORG

SMORG

SMORG

9:06Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. opened a window and JIZZED IN HIS PANTS

9:06Avery FireFlame* Avery FireFlame crawls in Reddy's britches to stay warm.

Khia'sPusseh has joined the chat.

9:06Avery FireFlamecozy.

...

dead.

9:061dra7* 1dra7 throws the smorg onto --

what

9:06Khia'sPussehI AM THE KHIA FAIRY

9:06SpaceWeatherdead oh so dead

9:06Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. --what

9:06Khia'sPussehIN ORDER TO CONTINUE

9:06ReddudeGuys

9:06Toadgamer80* Toadgamer80 makes a gigantic poop, but then sees that it is the Great Mighty Poo, and runs

away

9:06Reddudeyou know how

new users

can see who's in chat...

9:06Khia'sPussehYOU MUST CROSS THE LABYRINTH !

9:06Reddudefrom outside

xDD

9:06Toadgamer80yes.

9:07SpaceWeatherXD

9:071dra7* 1dra7 destroys the labyrinth

9:07Khia'sPussehyolo! <3

THEN

YOU MUST EAT MY PUSSEH

9:071dra7rawr

9:07Mister.. E.ok

9:07SpaceWeatherOMG I'M ING DYING RIGHT NOW

9:07Khia'sPussehbut I haven't washed it in 3 days lol hope you don't mind the black stuff

(:

9:071dra7* 1dra7 flies away to the top of OHF's castle

9:07Khia'sPussehthen you will go head to head with the OHF MONSTER

9:07Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. literally falls over dying

9:07Khia'sPussehONCE YOU DEFEAT HIM

YOU CAN SAVE THE TOWN OF POOPRIA

9:07Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. dies

9:07Khia'sPusseh* Khia'sPusseh flies away with tinkerbell costume


 * Khia'sPusseh farts

9:07Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. cannot do anything because he is indeed dead

9:07Khia'sPusseh* Khia'sPusseh queefs

9:07Reddude* Reddude attempts to follow Khia's orders

9:07SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather screams in terror

Khia'sPusseh has left the chat.

9:08Reddude* Reddude gets close, but smells something and dies

9:08Bbhinton15(Todeeee... guess what I'm listening to. -w-)

9:081dra7* 1dra7 destroys Reddy's face

9:08SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather finds the nearest bathroom

9:081dra7* 1dra7 explodes


 * 1dra7 reincarnates as Nekci Menij

9:08Reddude"so what did you do Friday night"

9:081dra7hey bichs

am nekci

9:08Reddude"Oh, I... Killed some kittens "

9:08Toadgamer80(X-Naut Fortress? :O)

9:081dra7quen of the bs

9:09SpaceWeather"Oh nothing mom"

9:09Bbhinton15(I was listening to that earlier... No, it's an actual song. xD)

9:09ReddudeLool

9:09Toadgamer80(Twerk?)

LongLiveLion has left the chat.

9:09Bbhinton15(.... That's an actual song? )

(No. -w-)

9:10SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather realizes everyone has stopped and seizes control of this world for himself

My Precious

GeneralPussyCat has joined the chat.

9:13Mister.. E.

9:131dra7:O

9:13Toadgamer80...

9:131dra7not the general

Evil Kitten 1 has joined the chat.

9:14Toadgamer80why

9:141dra7why

9:14Mister.. E.why

9:14Reddude...

Evil Kitten 2 has joined the chat.

9:141dra7...

9:14Reddudestaaaaahp

9:141dra7* 1dra7 shoots Evil Kitten 1

9:14Toadgamer80...

9:141dra7* 1dra7 eats Evil Kitten 2

Evil Kitten 3 has joined the chat.

9:141dra7there now go away ohf

oh my god

9:15GeneralPussyCatRAWT

RAWR

9:15Bbhinton15* Bbhinton15 jams to "Give Your Heart a Break". #Throwback

9:15SpaceWeather?me s himself

9:15Evil Kitten 1* Evil Kitten 1 attacks

9:151dra7rawt

9:15Evil Kitten 2* Evil Kitten 2 attacks

9:15Toadgamer80OMG. @BB

9:15Evil Kitten 3* Evil Kitten 3 attacks

9:15Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. dies

9:15Toadgamer80THAT'S what you were listening to.


 * O

9:15SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather s himself twice

9:151dra7k we kinda stopped the kitten thing a while ago

9:15Bbhinton15... Yes.

9:15Evil Kitten 1* Evil Kitten 1 claws MrE's face.

9:15Bbhinton15I thought you would get it.

xD

9:151dra7so this isn't funny

9:15Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. is still dead

9:15Bbhinton15Throwback... ish.

9:15Evil Kitten 2* Evil Kitten 2 eats Dra's bones.

9:15Evil Kitten 3* Evil Kitten 3 slaps Reddy

9:16GeneralPussyCatREATREAT

9:16SpaceWeather* SpaceWeather offers the Kittens a flower

COKEMAN11 has joined the chat.

Evil Kitten 1 has left the chat.

9:16Mister.. E.* Mister.. E. uses his magical mod powers

Evil Kitten 3 has left the chat.

Evil Kitten 2 has been kicked by Mister.. E..

GeneralPussyCat has been kicked by Mister.. E..