Tristan

Tristan's one of those jocks that isn't just all muscle, he's got some brain too. However, Tristan applies his brains to sarcasm, instead of school. Whenever he misses a pass or fumbles the ball, Tristan responds to his criticisms his favorite way, sarcastically. These usually consist of friendly jabs, but he has been known to go over the line when he gets to pumped up. Tristan joined to buy the town stadium so his school team will have a decent place to play and practice.