Total Drama Craziness

22 teens come together to win 100,000 BUCKS! These teens will face harsh weather, cruel treatment, a few sharks and tons more! Don't miss it on Total Drama Craziness!

The Campers
Linda

Winston

Suzy

Zev

Jaquenette

Grady

Liz

Elias

Leanna

Kaori

Dorthy

Baldwin

India

Lance

Valeria

Joshua

Mitchie

Nico

Eliminated Players and Their Reasons.
22.Orville: He annoyed his teammates and didn't do much.

21: Ilan: He didn't try at all.

20: Serene: She told her teammates to vote her out.

19: Randy: He freaked the majority of his teammates out.

Chapter 1- I'm Looking at the Winner, Time to Find Out Who it is.
Last time, on Total Drama Craziness! 22 Sucker - I mean, teenagers, signed up for Total Drama Craziness. They'll be staying at a summer camp in the middle of nowhere! There will also be tons of challenges for them to endure. Every 3 days, some unlucky camper gets the boot and they have to leave, forever. In the end, someone will win the ultimate cash prize of 100,000 dollars! Who will win, who will crack under the pressure? Find out this and more on Total Drama Craziness!

A thin man walks out wearing a blue shirt with blue jeans and has brown hair. He walks out on a dock and says "Welcome everone, to Total Drama Craziness! Like I just said, someone is going to win. We just don't know who. I'm your host, Shane Oro, but you can call me Shane. Well, time to see the contestants. Hey! there's someone now!" A small red boat stops at the dock. A tall thin boy comes out and looks around. Shane says "Why hello there Joshua, how's it going?"

"Fine, I guess. Hey man, where can I put my gutair?" he askes.

"Right over by the edge of the dock." answers Shane.

"Cool." Joshua says, "Oh, and another thing, you can call me Josh."

"Alright, will do" says a girl in a blue and red striped halter top with black hair.

"India! You're suppost to wait for your cue! And you said you were an actress." yells Shane.

"Sorry, my bad. I just saw the cutie with a gutair." says India dreamly. She walks over and stares at Joshua.

"Uhhh, you're making me feel awkward." says Josh. India giggled.

"Here is our next contestant, Randy." says Shane.

"Hey Randy, nice to meet you." Josh says kindly sticking out his hand. Randy just stares at it.

"I don't know you" he finally says.

(Confessional) "Randy gives me the creeps" says Joshua.

A girl with a Pink sweater and a blue wavy stripe comes of the boat. "Hi ya'll, I'm Jaquenette! I'm here to win so drop out now. Unless you wanna lose!" says Jaquenette.

"Hello Jaquenette, Please stand by the others" instructs Shane. "Alright, here's Grady." Grady gets off the boat and the boat jumps up a little.

"Wow, who ordered the chicken?" India jokes, the others laugh except Randy and Grady.

"Can it!" barks Grady. He walks over and stands near Josh.

"Hey Grady. I'm Josh." He says as he sticks out his hands.

"Hello Josh." Grady replies shaking his hand.

"Well now that the little love fest is over," Josh and Grady look stunned. "Kidding, kidding" says Shane. "Here comes Mitchie." an blonde overweight girl in a tube top with sleves and a bright blue bow steps off and looks around.

"Why hello everyone, it's awful good to meet you." says Mitchie sounding a lot like Sadie.

"Whoa! You seem very similar to someone.... Sadie! You seem similar to Sadie!" India says excitly.

"Shut up! It's not my fault she's a loser, is my sister, and doesn't even have a mind!" yells Mitchie over the sound of crying. She hides in the back of the group sobbing.

"Well this will be good for the ratings. Anywho, here's Orville." says Shane. A skinney kid with a blue-green hat and a red scarf on his neck comes off the boat.

"Hey everyone, this season is going to fly higher then the sky!" says Orville.

"Aren't you that kid who owns an airplane and can fly it perfectly?" asked Grady?

"Why yes, yes I am." answered Orville.

"Okay! Enough about him, please turn your full attention to Serene." says Shane. a girl with a long Green turtleneck that she's wearing as a dress and with glasses walks out of the boat. She looks scared and rushes back in, "Serene, come out. You have a contract." with a heavy sigh she walks out.

"Um, hi everyone ........ Please stop looking at me." she says as she cries from being scared.

"It's okay honey, we won't do anything bad to you." says Mitchie as she walks over to greet her. Serene walks back with her.

"So here is Lance everyone." announces Shane as a tall rather strong kid in a red Hanley shirt comes off the boat.

Hey everybody! Are you ready to lose!" He yells.

"NO!" Everyone says in unison except Randy.

"Well get ready to." warns Lance.

"Ohhh! A confident one, this will be fun." says Shane. "Here's Suzy." A thin, short, blonde girl in a pink tube top and light blue skirt walks onto the dock.

"Hello everyone. As you know, I'm Suzy." she says

(Confessional) "Well she looks like a nice person." says Serene.

"Hi, I'm Serene." says Serene shyly.

"Nice to meet you. You don't have to be shy you know. I won't bite." says Suzy laughing.

"Hehe, you do seem like a good person Suzy." says Serene.

"Aww, why thank you." says Suzy as the next boat arrives. A boy in a baseball uniform gets out of the boat.

Shane says,"This is Zev everybody."

"Hi guys, is there a baseball diamond anywhere?" he askes.

"No." replys Shane.

"Dang." says a sulking Zev.

"Um, like, isn't anyone gonna help me with my bags" askes a girl in tight leoprod jeans and a red sports bra.

"Everyone, this is Linda." says Shane obviously bored.

"Fine, I'll do it my self." grumbles Linda.

"I'll help you missy." says a buff guy with red skin, a blue sleveless shirt, black gym shorts, and a afro with a green and black head band.

"Winston, you're suppost to wait for your cue. Dosen't anyone care about them anymore?" Shane angerly askes. Winston looked hurt at the remark. India walks up to him and says, "Dude, it's alright, he yelled at me too."

"So what's up with your skin?" askes Zev.

"I don't know but check this out." He slaps himself and starts yelling in pain.

India walks away rolling her eyes saying, "Well that was immpressive."

"Okay, that explains it." Says Josh. "So dude, what's up?" he askes.

"Nothing much, just bored I guess." answered Winston.

"Hey, me too." comments Grady. The three began to start a three-way conversation.

"Alright everyone, here's Liz." says Shane playing with his thumbs.

Hey ya'll, how ya doing," says Liz with a thick southern accent. She has blond hair and a shirt tied up into a crop top and a purple skirt with a pink heart on the front.

"Hi Liz." says Suzy.

"Hello there." said Liz.

"I can't understand you" says a boy with a blue shirt that has a large red X on it.

"Elias! Wait for you're cue!" yells an angry Shane.

"I was bored, wait a sec. These losers are the compitition?" He askes. "No way! I thought they were just horrible looking props." Said Elias laughing.

"That's not nice" said Serene crying.

"Not cool dude. Not cool at all." said Winston.

"Whatever." replied Elias.

"Here's Valeria people." said Shane with a hint of boredom on his face. A girl with purple hair, sweater, and skirt came off the boat.

"Sup?" said Valeria in a quiet voice.

(Confessional) "When I saw her, it was true love at first sight!" said Elias dreamly.

"Hi Valeria." said Suzy. Valeria relaxed and started to talk with Suzy, Serene, and Liz.

"Here comes Nico people" Nico stepped of the boat. He was small, had burgundy hair with a blue streak in his hair, he also had a blue sweater under a light blue sleeveless shirt with the number 2 on it. He just stood there looking lost.

"Nico, Nico,.... NICO!" yelled Shane.

"Wha..wh.what? You don't need to shout you know." said Nico. He walked over and stood near Liz.

"Hi ya. How ya doing there?" asked Liz.

"I'm doing good, I don't remember signing up for this." he said.

"About that, you thought you were doing a history test dude." said Shane.

"Oh yeah." said Nico remembering it.

"This is Dorthy everyone." An extremely thin girl with a red sleeveless shirt with sky blue hair walks off the boat.

"Dorthy, more like Dorky! Hahahaha" laughs Elias.

(Confessonal) "Jerk!" yells a crying Dorthy.

Dorthy runs to end of the dock and starts crying. Nico and Liz go over to comfort her.

"Here's Leanna, I'm sure you've heard of her." Shane says.

"OMG! You mean, THE Leanna? I love her designs!" Linda says excitingly.

"Well, it's nice to meet you too ....uh, what's your name? askes Leanna.

"Linda"

"Well it's nice to meet you Linda." Leanna said as she walks to the group to meet more people.

"Ilan get out here." Shane yells. A large boy in a yellow striped V-neck and big brown boots gets of the boat.

"Dude! It's so awesome to meet you" yells a very excited Ilan.

"I've heard of you" Zev said. "you're that kid who survives in the wilderness."

"Why yes I am." Ilan says.

"Everyone, meet Kaori." Shane says. A brown hiared girl in a blue tank top and a purple skirt get off the boat.

"Hello everyone, it very nice to see you." Kaori said.

"Kaori doesn't know much English." Shane explained to a bunch of clueless teenagers.

Mitchie walks over and says hi. The two begin to talk.

"And our last one to greet. Baldwin! Finally!" Shane says excitingly. A muscular guy in a red V-neck with no hair on his scalp comes off of the boat.

"My eyes. I can't see!" India yells dramaticly.

"It's not that bad really. It's just my stupid bald head!." Baldwin says angery.

(Confessional) "I knew it! I knew they would be shallow jerks! Time to show these guys who will win it all!" Badwin looks to his head and sighs, "dispite having no hair." he sighs a bigger sigh then the last one.

"Alright everyone, meet me at the campfire." Shane instructs as they walk there. When they get there, Shane says. "Alright, time to choose the teams. The teams are The Rabbid Raccoons and The Insane Squirrels. The Raccoons are Elias, Zev, Suzy, Serene, Valeria, Liz, Randy, Nico, Ilan, Kaori, and Orville. The Squirrels are Linda, Winston, Leanna, Lance, Mitchie, Bladwin, Grady, Joshua, Jaquenette, India, and Dorthy. Please don't complain, there is no switching. Raccoons, your cabin is over there and Squirrels, it's over there. Guys and girls are separated."

(Confessional) "Yes! I'm with Josh! We are SO gonna hook up. I wonder if he thinks Missy is a good name for a girl" India shouts excitingly.

(Confessional) "Oh boy, this is gonna suck big time. I just hope I don't get completly humiliated out here." Valeria says.

(Connfessional) "Great! I'm with Dreamy and Country. At least I'm with Valeria." Elias says sarcasticly.

(Confessional) "Yay! I'm with the nice people, well, except for Elias. Oh well, nothing's perfect.." Serene says.

So that's that! the teams are chosen, no switching, and nothing can go wrong! And by that, something's bound to go wrong. Oh well, Tune in next time for more. Total Drama Craziness!

Chapter 2 - Spike It.
Last time! On Total Drama Craziness! The 22 campers came and were split up into two teams. The Rabbid Raccoons and the Insane Squirrels. Some campers made friends. Others made enemies. This time, the episode will not end so happy. One contestant will be eliminated. Find out who on Total Drama Craziness!

The scene starts at the Squirrels cabin in the guys section. Joshua is tuning his gutair, Lance is reading a book, Winston is doing push ups and Grady is counting them, and Baldwin is appling hair growth cream on his head.

"250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260! Wow Winston! That's a lot!" says Grady.

"No it isn't, my record is 1000. My usual is 800. Why can't I do 800 anymore?" asked Winston.

"Maybe it's just the floor." reasoned Grady.

"Maybe. Hey Josh, why are you twisting those knobs on your gutair? Can I do it?" asked Winston.

"I'm tuning my gutair." explains Joshua," and I'm sorry but you can't. If you twist to much, it will sound horrible." said Joshua.

"Keep it down please. I'm trying to read here." demanded Lance.

"Lance, who gave you permission to boss us around?" asked Grady.

"Well, I am the leader." explained Lance.

"Since when?" asked an angry Winston.

"I'm a natural. You'll see when the challenge starts." said Lance while he's turing the page.

"Whatever, You will have to prove yourself you know." said Joshua.

"Yeah, yeah, I will. Hey Baldwin, you're awfully quiet. What's up." asked Lance.

"Just putting on hair growth formula." explained Baldwin.

"Okay." said Lance slightly disgusted.

"I'm gonna go run. Anyone wanna come?" asked Winston.

"Nah, I'm good/ No thank you/ I'm busy/ I would but I'm not at all prepared." said everyone else.

"Excuses, excuses." said Winston. He procedes to go out and run.

Meanwhile in the girl Squirrel cabin, Leanna is trying to get back to sleep while Jaquenette listens to her IPod, Linda and India are putting on their make-up, Mitchie is eating a banana, and Dorthy is reading a magazine.

"And like, last night, Joshua looked at me!" yelled India.

"I think he was mad at you for tackling him before then." said Linda.

"Oh, he told me he liked surprises. So I surprised him." said India.

"Girl, you might not want to obsess so much over a guy. It can only get you so far." warned Jaquenette.

"Whatever, he totally loves me back!" said India

(Confessional)"Yeah, like in, never" said Linda.

"I don't think he loves you sweetie." explained Mitchie.

"What are you talking about? Didn't you hear me earlier?" asked India.

'Yes, I did. And it hurt my ears." said Leanna.

"Take this test in the magazine to see if me loves you back." said Dorthy.

(Confessional)"Those things are never true" said Mitchie.

"Well, this is fun and all, but I'm going to take a shower." said Leanna sarcasticly as she gets down from her bunk.

"I agree," says Jaquenette, "I'm feeling gross." Meanwhile at the guys Raccoon cabin. Nico is drawing in his skechbook, Elias is sleeping some more, Orville is talking with Zev and Zev is annoyed by his constant talking, Randy is staring at the wall, and Ilan is putting on his boots to go for a walk.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, did you know that the Wright Brothers tested their airplanes along the beaches in Kittyhawk, North Carolina?" asked Orville to Zev.

"Look! I don't want to know any more about the Wright Brothers, or airplane, or airplane jokes! You got that?" yelled Zev.

"Sheesh, you don't have to be so loud you know!"

"Whatever shuts you up, I'll do!"

"Guys, please stop fighting. It's worthless." said Ilan.

"Really, I want to sleep." said Elias.

"Okay I will. But can you throw this twerp out the window?" asked Zev.

"Hey!" shouted Orville.

"Finished!" said Nico as he holds up his finished drawing. Ilan and Orville come over to look.

"Wow! That is fantastic!" complemented Ilan.

"Yeah it does. But don't you think it would look better with an airplane in the backround?" asked Orville.

"Will you shut up!" shouted Elias.

(Confessional)"They should calm down" said Nico.

"Please stop. The challenge will start soon. Get ready." instructed Randy. Everybody, including Elias, procedes to do so. Meanwhile at the Raccoon girls cabin, Suzy is brushing her hair, Liz is tell Serene about her late horse, Bart. Valeria is listening on her IPod, and Kaori is eating a carrot.

(Confessional) "Wow! All the girls in my cabin are so nice! How did I get so lucky to have such great teammates?" asked Serene.

"And then, Bart was walking in a field when all of a sudden, the raccoon trap grasped his leg." said Liz.

"Oh my, that's horrible." exclaimed Serene.

"That is very sad Liz." said Suzy.

"We tried helping him, but there was nothing we could do but put him to sleep." said Liz. A single tear fell to the floor.

"I'm so sorry." said Suzy.

"I'm okay I guess." said a sad Liz.

"When is the challenge going to begin?" asked Valeria.

"In a few minute I persume." said Kaori.

"Minutes." corrected Suzy.

"Darn! So close."

"Morning campers! Hope you had a good morning and breakfast. Because today is your very first challenge!" said Shane over the speakers. "Meet me behind the docks."

The campers gather around and see a volleyball court.

"Coolio! It's volleyball." said Joshua,

"Oh Josh, you're so smart." said India while getting close to him.

"Can someone pry this thing off?" asked Joshua angerly.

"Welcome campers, I hope you're prepared for your very first challenge." said Shane, "Today, we will be playing elimination volleyball."

"Huh?" asked Kaori.

"Elimination volleyball is when everyone on your team gets on the court and plays like normal. Every time the ball touches the ground, the person on that side who touched it last, or was closest to it when it touch is out for the rest of the game. It's very fun and very easy." explained Shane.

Everyone got onto their respective side. The Squirrels served first and immedatly Kaori is out.

"I don't know how to play." she explained as she walkes off the court.

After that, they played for sometime, India messed up on her serve so she got out next. Orville was talking and got hit in the head and no one dared to try and to get it back over. Winston spiked the ball and it hit Randy barely. Mitchie served the ball and no one got it but Valeria was closest so she got out. Joshua spiked the ball and it went out of bounds. Suzy hit the ball and Baldwin hit the volleyball wrong and it bounced away and Baldwin was out. Suzy and Mitchie got hit by the ball the next two times. Ilan messed up on his serve and Jaquenette hit the net. Linda was hit on the foot and Lance served it out of bounds. Dorthy and Leanna both missed the ball and Elias was hit in the head. Serene triped and hit the ball with her fingers but it didn't do anything. Zev got hit on the leg. for the Squirrels, only Winston and Grady were in. And for the Raccoons, only Nico and Liz were left.

"Come on Winston, serve it harder. Grady, try harder!" comanded Lance.

"Alright Nico. We can take them." said Liz.

"I'll try not to doze off." said Nico worriedly.

"You better not." warned Kaori from the sidelines.

Grady served the ball and Liz hit it back over. Winston spiked it and Nico hit it into the net. Liz tried to save it by hitting the ball while it was still in the net but her action was futile and she was out. Grady messed up on his serve and got out. It was between Nico and Winston. Nico served the ball, Winston hit back. Nico dived and it got back over. Winston hit it over again and it was set up perfectly for a spike. However, Nico just stood there staring into space.

"Nico! Spike it! Spike it!" yelled Zev.

"That ball looks like a birdie," says Nico dreamly. The ball hit the ground on Nico's side.

(Confessional)"That idiot Nico is going home TONIGHT!" yelled Kaori.

(Confessional)"No. How did that happen? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?" asked Nico.

"The Insane Squirrels win!" announced Shane.

"Yes." exclaimed Dorthy.

"I guess you proved yourself Lance. Good Job." said Grady.

"Why thank you Grady." says Lance. The Squirrels head back to their cabins and celebrate. Liz, Zev, Kaori, Ilan, Elias, Serene, Suzy, and Valeria meet outside of their cabins to talk about eliminations.

"I don't know ya'll, Nico's pretty down. I mean he did great today. That is definatly enough prove to keep him here." reasoned Liz.

"Yeah, you also like the little loser." snaped Elias.

(Confessional)"I'm scared of Elias, I'm gonna vote for him. Please don't tell him." begged Serene.

"No I don't" retorted Liz.

"Then explain the walks though the woods." said Valeria.

"Oh, well I, okay, I admit it. I love him but please keep him. He did amazing today." said Liz.

"He did. I will give you that. But what about the next challenge? What will he do then?" reasoned Ilan.

"What about Orville?" askes Zev, "I mean he's a pest. He keeps talking about planes and it's annoying." said Zev.

"That is true," said Suzy. "I guess I'll vote for him with you Zev."

"Count me in!" said Liz.

"Not me! I'm voting for the reason we lose today!" shouted Kaori. Liz goes inside of the cabin to find Nico sitting on his bed crying.

"Their gonna try to vote me off won't they?" asked Nico.

"Yes, but some of us are gonna vote for Orville. Vote with us." said Liz.

"Alright, I never did like him."

"Campers! Time to vote for someone!" said Shane over the speakers.

Zev votes for Orville. "Get a life kid. Or at least get away form me."

Kaori votes for Nico. "If you would've stayed in your right mind. Maybe we coulda won!"

Valeria votes for Orville. "You annoy me, go."

Elias votes for Liz. "I can't frecken' understand a word your saying, and this will corrupt Nico.

"Alright I've tallied the votes. This is soda, this will represent your safety here. You get one. You stay another three whole days here. The first one goes to Suzy" said Shane. Suzy catches her soda and opens it and it squirts in her face. It stops and she is dripping, drenched, and wided-eyed. She takes a sip.

"Sorry about that Suzy, the next ones go to Randy, Serene, and Ilan." said Shane. the three catch theirs "Valeria and Zev, you're safe." Valeria catches hers and the same thing happed to her as it did to Suzy, Zev just drinks his. " And Kaori." Kaori catched hers. "Elias and Liz, you're good."

"Dang it." said Serene.

"What did you just say!" yells Elias lividly. Serene hides behind Suzy.

"Calm down dude." said Shane. "Campers, this is the last soda can. The final soda goes to.....

....Nico."

"Wha, Yes!" yelled Nico.

"What! Why did you guys vote for me?" asked Orville.

"You're annoying, you talk nonstop, and you won't help our team that much." explained Zev.

"Whatever, I am so out of here." Orville walks down the dock of shame and Shane walks down with him. Shane orders the driver to start and they start to ride away.

"So Orville. What did you think of your elimination? Do you think it was fair?" asked Shane.

"Are you kidding! Being the first one out sucks! I can't believe that I was eliminated. Nico cost us the game!" yelled Orville.

"Actually, you kinda dug your own grave with your constant talking."

"What! Oh my goodness! That's the only reason I'm out? Well I hope they lose a lot of challenges."

"Well we're here. See ya Orville."

"Bye Shane."

"Well that was exciting." said Shane. "What will happen of Nico? How will the Raccoons do tomorrow? And will Elias ever calm down? See ya next time on Total Drama Craziness!"

Chapter 3 - Victory In One Hand, And a Bamboo Stick in Another.
Last time on, Total Drama Craziness! When we last saw our campers, they were voting someone out. This week, however, someone else is going home! Find out who on Total Drama Craziness!

The scene starts at the Raccoons camp site. Serene and Ilan are playing cards.

"Do you have any 2's?" askes Ilan. Serene gives him her 2's, "7's?"

"Go fish." Serene answers, "Got any Jack's?" Ilan reluctantly give her his Jacks, "10"s?" Ilan again, gives her his 10's, "I won!" Serene exclaims.

"Yeah, yeah, you were lucky." jokes Ilan. Valeria is watching from a distance and giggles. Elias walks over to her,

"So uh, what'cha doing?" he askes.

"What do you want?" askes Valeria annoyed.

"I just wanna talk." says Elias taken back by the comment.

"Well talk to someone else." Valeria commands.

(Confessional) "What did I do?" askes Elias.

Nico and Liz are having a hand-standing contest. Liz finally drops to her feet and says,

"Well, you won Nico." Nico doesn't give a response, "Nico? Nico?" Liz realizes that he spaced out and still somehow kept his balance, "Son of a gun, how does he do it?" she askes to herself. She walks away.

(Confessional) "Liz definatly has a thing for Nico, they're always doing stuff together." says Suzy

Zev is shown putting pine tar on the handle of his baseball bat.

(Confessional) "Always gotta keep these things in top shape." Zev says.

"Wow, it's so peaceful here without Orville." comments Zev.

"I agree, it is so serene." says Suzy. Serene come running over.

"Did someone say my name?" she askes shyly

"Oh, I was just talking about how peaceful it was. Sorry." answers Suzy.

"Oh, it's okay." says Serene walking away.

(Confessional) "That happens a lot in my poetry class. Someone says Serene and I think it's for me. That's how I got so shy. I got paranoid when people say the word, serene." explains Serene.

Elias walks over to Nico. He studies him for a few moments and pushes him slightly. Nico didn't even move.

"Astounding." He finally says.

The scene switches over to the Squirrels. Lance, Linda, Mitchie, Joshua, Winston, and Dorthy are talking about who went home.

"I think Nico went home." says Joshua.

"I doubt it Josh, They'd most likely vote out someone who wouldn't do much good in the future. Elias, Valeria, Kaori, and Orville are the most likely that one of thm went home." reasons Mitchie.

"I agree with Mitchie here. I say Orville went home. He was physicly weak, annoying, and had a tiny attention span." agrees Lance.

"A wonder who will go home next." wonders Dorthy.

"I say Nico is." bets Winston.

"Why would he go home?" questions Lance.

"Well, my coach back home always says 'If you can't do it once, you're going home.' Nico couldn't come through for he team and he failed. That's pleaty reason." says Winston.

"That's actually a good reason." conducts Dorthy.

"Wow! You really have no room for error in your system is there?" askes Linda.

"Nope! There isn't any." says Winston.

"Uh, Linda. India wasn't awake when you awoke now was she?" askes Joshua in a nervous way.

"Don't sweat it. She is one heavy sleeper." laughs Linda.

"JJJOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE!" yells India as she tackles Joshua while trying to kiss him.

"Well, we.. all... make mistakes." says Linda nervously.

(Confessional) "That.... was random." says Linda.

(Confessional) "When will the madness end! I've only been here for 5 days and I've already got my first million kisses. IT'S TO MUCH!" yells Joshua.

"Campers, it's time for your next challenge. Meet me in the clearing area by the big rock." instucts Shane over the loud speakers.

"Wha? al-a-all ready?" askes Dorthy.

"Come on! I didn't even get to finish breakfast." whine Winston.

"Dude, you had 6 helpings. You should be full by now." says Lance.

(Confessional) "Then again, he always does 500 push ups and 100 squats and runs for 5 hours each morning. That would do it." says Lance.

"Alright campers, todays challenge is an easy on. Capture the Flag!" says Shane.

"Please tell me you've played this one." askes Zev to Kaori.

"Duh, who hasn't?" askes Kaori.

"Alright campers. You have 5 minutes to create a statagy starting now." Shane says as he presses a button on his cell phone.

The Squirrels hudle up and Lance starts to instruct "Okay, I say that me, Mitchie, Winston, Josh, Baldwin, Linda, Jaquenette, and Grady will go for the flag. India, Dorthy, and Leanna will stay here to guard the flag."

"That sounds reasonable." says Leanna.

(Confessional) "I needed to stay behind, I didn't get any sleep with India rambling about how her and Joshua are going to hook up." explaines Leanna.

Joshua pulles Lance aside and says, "Thanks for keeping India away from me."

"You're welcome. Now don't say I never do anything nice." says Lance.

"I never said that." retorts Joshua.

"Oh, it must of been in my head. Sorry." says Lance.

Over on the Raccoon side, Zev takes control. "Alright, Since me, Ilan, and Randy are the most athletic, we will go for the flag. The rest of you, stay put!" Zev instucts.

(Confssional) "What a macho" says Valeria as she rolls her eyes.

"Okay campers. Time's up and here are your flags." says Shane as he gives Zev and Lance a bamboo stick.

"Why bamboo?" askes Dorthy.

"It's natural and some hippie wanted us to be green. Starting with adding floresent lightbulbs." Shane explains. Winston look lost, "Twisty lightblubs"

"OOOHHHH! Now I get it." Winston exclaims.

"Okay now go hide them, you have 5 minutes again"

"Where should we hide them?" askes Zev.

"Under our beds!" exclaims Suzy.

"Not at all a bad idea." says Kaori, "Let us go and hide them!"

The camera switches to the Squirrels.

"How 'bout in a tree?" suggests India.

"I like that idea, let's do this guys!" says Lance excitingly.

"Alright gang, let's move out!" says Winston. Everyone but Leanna and Dorthy starts to run.

"Whoa, whoa where do you think you're going India?" askes Lance.

"I coming along to protect Josh." India says dreamily.

"No you're not. Girls, bind her." instucts Lance. Leanna and Dorthy do so.

"No! This ain't fair. Josh! Wait for me please!" yells out India.

"Just keep moving everyone, not a peep about this." instructs Lance.

Meanwhile, Ilan, Zev and Randy cross the line. Zev and Randy quickly hide for they see the Squirrels coming, Ilan just stands there and gets tagged.

"Dude, why didn't you hide?" askes Zev angerly.

"They saw me, what would've been the point." Ilan answers. Zev slaps his head and Randy shakes his. The two keep walking to the flag while Ilan just sits down and waits.

The scene switches back to the squirrels. They were peaking out from the bushes. "Anyone got any plans?" askes Lance.

Mitchie who was counting the Raccoons protecting the flag says, "How bout you seven go and distract them. The flag is oviously inside the girl's cabin. Whe there is so much confusion I'll go in and steal the flag and go back to our side."

"Lovely plan. Let's do it shall we?" Everyone nods. "Okay then, let's charge the base!" Lance instucts. They procede to do so and soon, everyone is runing around. People were being tagged, and people were runing around. It was hectic. After what seemed like hours but was really only about 10 seconds, Mitchie walked into the cabin unnoticed.

"Now where would I hide it?" Mitchie askes herself. "Of couarse!" she exclaims.

The scene switches to Zev and Randy, they two had just had it to the Squirrels cabin and were wondering what to do. They sneaked into the cabin but there was nothing so looked around.

"Where could they've hid it?" askes Zev.

"Zev, shut up." wispers Randy as Randy quickly gets down, Zev does so and they listen.

"Hey, did you guys here something?" asked a voice that sounded like Leanna's.

"The beating in my cheast that longs for Joshua?" exclaimes a dramatic voice that was oviously India's.

"I think so." says a voice that sounded like Dorthy.

"I know what it is, it's two dirty Raccoons!" yells Leanna as she appears right behind them. She tags Randy but Zev got away. He was tagged by Dorthy.

"Drat, I just hope the others are having better luck." says Zev hopefully.

"You talk to much." says Randy. Zev looked offened.

The scene switched back to Mitchie, she was serching under the beds. She pulled out a stick and says,

"Well they were crafty, I'll give them that." she chuckles and walks outside. All of a sudden she hears Elias say the dreadful words,

"She has the flag, get her!"

(Confessional) "Well that stoped the beating in my chest." says Mitchie.

Mitchie begins to run, everyone else in close behind. They are slowly gaining on her but Mitchie somehow keeps ahead.

(Confessional) "Gotta admit, I was surprised with how fast Mitchie was." says Joshua.

"Come on Mitchie! Hang in there!" yells Grady as the line approches.

"Crap! There's Ilan." says Mitchie as she sees Ilan siting down. She takes a deep breath and keeps moving on.

"Tag her Ilan, tag her!" commanded Valeria.

"I'm out." he yells as he looks at a bird. Mitchie has a happy look on her face and crosses the line holding the bamboo stick.

"The winners are... The Insane Squirrels again." says Shane as he appears out of no where.

"Good job Mitchie." congrats Lance as he pats her on the back. Winston picks her up and exclaims,

"Three cheers for Mitchie! Hip hip, horray! Hip hip, horray." everybody joins in on the last one. "Hip hip, HORRAY!" they all yell as they go back to their camp.

"Raccoons, I'll be seeing you again tonight. Vote for you want to." says Shane as he walks off.

The scene goes to the elimination ceremony.

Zev votes for Ilan, "Dude, you need to atleast try!"

Randy votes for Zev, "You need to shut your mouth."

Ilan votes for Randy, "A lot of help you were out there."

Shane walks out and says.

Shane walks out to the campfire and says "Alright people, when I call your name, come up and get a soda. The first one I'm gonna call is, Elias." Elias gets up and gets his. "Valeria and Nico, Liz, and Kaori. Ya'll are safe." the four get theirs. "The next one is, Serene and Suzy, you girls are safe. As for the three of you, you guys got votes." Zev and Ilan look nervous. "Zev." Zev gets his and lets out a sigh of relief. "The last one goes to.....

......... Randy. You are safe."

"What! I'm out. What did I do?" askes Ilan.

"You didn't try, that's all." says Zev.

"It might not be a big reason, but it's a good one." says Kaori.

"NO! I'll miss you Ilan." says Serene.

"I'll miss you too babe." says Ilan as he boards the Boat of Losers with Shane.

"Alright Ilan, so why didn't you try?" askes Skane.

"I did! They just saw me and there was nothing that I could do." explains Ilan.

"I could see that. Got any final words before you get off?"

"Yes, Raccoons, if you're watching this, I just wanna say that I'm sorry and Serene, endure to the end for me." Ilan says before getting out.

"Well, that was suspenseful. Will Raccoons ever win? When will they win? Can Serene stay under control? Find out this and more on, Total Drama Craziness!"

Chapter 4 - That's Just DiVine.
Last time on Total Drama Craziness, the campers had to play capture the flag. Mitchie and Lance took the leadership role for the Squirrels and Zev leaded the Raccoons. Overall, Mitchie came out on top and Zev, Ilan, and Randy were on the chopping block. In the end, Ilan was sent packing. Will the Raccoon's ever win? Will Zev calm down? And how will we do the challenge in this rain? Find out this and more on Total Drama Craziness!

The scene starts out in the Raccoons cabins. They are all in there due to the storm. Serene is huddled on the ground asking herself,

"Why, why did he have to go?" Liz climbs up and says to her,

"Look, I didn't want to do it either but think about the future. We all need to try our hardest to stay in the game." at that moment, lightning flashed and thunder boomed right after that. Serene screamed and that scared all the others.

"What was that? And where's Serene?" askes Elias.

"Right here under the covers." answers Liz. Everyone looks at Elias.

"What? I don't care. Well I don't." Elias says.

(Confessional) "He so does. He'll admit it sooner or later." says Suzy

(Confessional) "My team is werid." says Kaori.

(Confessional) "Okay, so I have a fear of thunderstorms, so what? Everyone has some kind of irrational fear or some kind." Serene says.

"Alright guys, it's late and we need to go to bed." instucts Zev.

"Actually, it's 9:00 A.M." says Nico while drawing in his sketch book.

"And how do you know?" askes an angry Zev.

"It's just that it takes me about 3 hours to draw a picture and I've currently drawn four. We've been here since 9 P.M." Nico explains.

"Alright! Nobady asked you!" yells Zev as he takes Nico's sketch book. "What's this? Oh look, pictures of Liz." Zev tuants.

(Confessional) "I, never knew." says Liz. She looks unsure if she should be happy or not.

"Stop it!" yells Nico.

"Make me Lover Boy!" yells Zev as he threatens to throw it out into the rain.

"Zev! Nico!" yells Randy. "You two, calm down! Zev, give Nico back his sketch book." Zev does so. "Nico, continue drawing in peace."

"Who made you leader?" retorts Zev.

"Who made you?" askes Randy.

(Confessional) "That, was random." says Valeria.

(Confessional) "When Randy speaks to you like that, you gotta shut up!" says Elias while laughing.

Meanwhile, at the Squirrel cabin. They are also in one cabin due to the thuderstorm. India says,

"When will this strom be over? I hate thunder storms."

"You said it, India. I hate them too." says Leanna.

(Confessional) "I've barely done anything this whole time! If I wanna stay here, I have to prove myself." said Jaquenette.

"Oh come now, it isn't that bad." reasons Jaquenette. at that moment a huge thunder crashed shaking the entire cabin, "Okay, maybe they are that bad."

"Guys, calm down. Where I'm from, this is nothing." Joshua says.

"So yeah," says Grady, "What do y'all like to do in your spare time?"

"I read a lot." answers Lance.

"Me too! Excapt I read magazine! There're always correct and they give helpful info." says Dorthy.

"Really, and what do magazines help with? All they give is gossip." says Leanna.

"Not true! They give what's in and what's not. They also give horascopes." retorts Dorthy.

"Dorthy, Leanna's right. And horascopes aren't correct. Someone just writes down something on a piece of paper. The stars can't predict anything." reasons Mitchie.

(Confessional)) "Whatever, Why can Mitchie and Leanna be themselfs? They are in such denial." says Dorthy.

At that moment, a figure appeared in the doorway, it was soaked, gasping for air, and shaking.

"Winston, I thought I said no running in the rain!" says Lance.

"I know but it's so much fun!" says Winston. "Everything's so shiny!"

"Winston, don't do that again in this weather. I'm surprised you didn't catch a cold or something worse." says Baldwin.

(Confessional) "I have to agree with Baldie. I am also surprised he get a cold. But running for 4 hours in the rain, impressive!" says Linda.

"Alright everyone! Challenge time!" says Shane over the loudspeakers.

"A challenge, in this weather?" askes India.

"Hey! It stopped raining!" says Jaquennette surprised. "Spooky."

"Meet me by the river in 10." instructs Shane.

The scene switches to the river.

"Have you guys seen Tarzan?" askes Shane.

"Duh!" says Elias.

"What's a Tarzan?" askes Kaori.

"It's a movie. Now, your challenge is simple. Swing on these vines and get to the tree stump where a team member is waiting. Squrriels, you have to sit two people out." instructs Shane.

"I'll sit out." says Grady, "I can't grip very well, no thumbs." he explains.

"How did? Never mind, don't wanna know. Baldwin, you're sitting out too." says Linda.

"Why?" Baldwin askes.

"You've have your hands in that cream all day! You won't have good grip." Leanna explains.

"Alright, we'll go with that." says Lance, "Grady and Baldwin are sitting out."

"Okay, everyone. On your stumps." Shane commands. "Ready? Set? Swing away!"

Winston starts out first for the Squirrels while Elias starts for the Raccoons. Winston tears through the vines while Elias goes kind of slow. Winston easily gets to the next one, Linda. She starts out slow but ends strong. Elias finally gets to the next one for him team, Kaori. She easily passes Linda and tags Nico. Linda then gets to Jaquenette who passes Nico and gets to Joshua easily. Nico then gets to Serene. Joshua is going fast and tags India but she doesn't move.

"India go! Nico just tagged Serene and she is fast!"

"Okay!" India says. She gets on track but doesn't get close Serene. Serene, however, right beforer she tags Suzy, she slips falls. Serene had to go all the way back to her stump and start over. India gets to Dorthy who goes at a snails pace. Serene finally gets to Suzy who quickly gets to Valeria. Dorthy finally reaches Leanna. The two girls quickly get to their next person, Randy and Jaquenette. The two are even until they tag Mitchie and Zev. Both get to the final ones for their team, Liz and Lance. The two quickly go faster then anyone else. Finally the end stump is in sight. Both go faster and get on the end stump at the same time. Shane checks the footage to see who won.

"The winners are," Shane says dramaticly, "The Insane Squirrels again! I'm sorry but Raccoons, you'll be voting someone out.

The Raccoons get to their cabins and Zev yells, "How could you Serene! We would've won if it weren't for you!"

"Leave her alone!" yells Elias. "We are sick and tired of your yelling!"

"Really! We never said that you were leader or Hitler!" yells Liz.

"I'm sorry but you suck big time!" says Nico.

"Guys," says Suzy nervously, "Let's try to get get along."

"Not until you losers pick up the **** slack around here." yells Zev.

"Hey! Watch your mouth!" says Valeria, "There is no reason to speak those words!"

"Guys!" Serene yells, "Just vote me out. I don't want to stay anymore."

"Are you serious?" askes Liz.

"Yes I am. I don't mind leaving, besides. I cost us the win. I don't deserve to stay here. At least I can be with Ilan. I miss him." annswers Serene.

"I'll respect that." says Liz sadly.

(Confessional) I am not voting for Serene, I'm voting for Zev! After what he did to Nico, he doesn't deserve to win." says Liz.

At the ceremony, they cast their votes.

Serene votes for Zev, "I wish you going home!"

Liz votes for Zev, "Nobody messes with my Nico!"

Elias votes for Serene, "Look, I'm sorry for everything, I hope you come back at the merge."

"Alright! Campers you cast your votes. Sodas go to, Randy and Nico." Randy and Nico get theirs. "Liz and Valeria, you're safe. Kaori, Elias and Suzy, you're staying too. Serene and Zev, this is the final soda can. If I don't call you, you're out of the game. The last soda can goes to................

............... Zev, Serene, I am sorry to say that you are out. Please pack your bags."

"Okay." says Serene with tears with her eyes. This hurts a bit, even though I told them to vote me off." she begins to walk to the boat when Elias runs up to her and says,

"Serene, I just want to say that I'm sorry. You see I." Serene shushes him.

"Don't worry, I read your Biography on the website before I came here. You have a reason to be a jerk, Zev doesn't. Even though no reason for being mean is a good one though." says Serene.

"I'll miss you." says Elias.

"Bye Elias." says Serene while she's getting on the boat.

"Serene." says Shane, "What are you feeling now?"

"Some sadness but happiness too." she answers.

"Why are you happy?"

"I made a friend here, I'm no longer near Zev, and I get to see Ilan!'

"Well, we're here. Take care Serene."

"Thank you Shane." Says Serene while she gets out of the boad and onto Playa-Des-Losers.

"Well that was fun. See ya next time on Total Drama Craziness! This is Shane Oro signing out."

Chapter 5 - Dodgeball Mania:
Last time on Total Drama Craziness, the campers raced on vines. The Squirrels won, again. The Raccoons had to vote someone out. That person was Serene. She pretty much begged to be eliminated. Nico and Zev had some serious tension between them. Who will win this week, when will Nico and Zev ever make up, and who will go home this week on Total Drama Craziness!

The scene starts out in the Squirrels cabins. There are all eating breakfast. Linda is talking to Jaquenette. Linda says,

“I wonder what the challenge will be Jaq.”

“I don’t know, I hope can continue winning though. If we win again it’ll be great.” Jaquenette says.

(Confessional) “I hope we can continue our winning streak.” Jaquenette says, “If we do, it’ll be astounding.”

The scene switches to Leanna, Joshua, and Lance eating breakfast.

“So Josh, sleep well last night?” asks Lance.

“No.” Joshua answers, “India kept on yelling my name. When will she let up? She’s driving me crazy!”

“At least you’re not in the same cabin as her.” complains Leanna.

(Confessional) “If I have to hear her say Joshie one more time, I think I will kill myself.” says Leanna

“JOSHIE!” yells India, “Where are you?”

“Oh no! Gotta hide! Cover for me please.” Josh pleads as he hides in a log.

“Hey, have you guys seen Joshie?” India askes.

(Confessional) “Seriously considering doing it.” says Leanna.

(Confessional) “She is hopeless!” says Lance laughing.

“He’s not here. But you might wanna try the guys cabin.” says Leanna. India rushes off.

“Uh, Leanna,” Lance says, “You do realize that Winston just took a shower?”

“I guess she’s in for surprise.” Leanna says while taking a bite of bacon. All of a sudden, a male and female scream is heard.

“Get out!” yells Winston as India is flung out off the guy’s cabin.

“That. Was more than I ever want to see.” says India while rubbing her eyes.

(Confessional) “That was really awkward,” says Winston. “Why did she come in without knocking? That’s my question.”

The scene switches to Mitchie and Baldwin.

“Mitchie, did you hear that?” asks Baldwin.

“Yes, I did and I don’t think I even want to know right now.” Mitchie says nonchalantly.

Dorthy is shown reading yet another magazine.

(Confessional) “I just took a test and it said that I’m going to find true love!” Dorthy says dreamily.

Grady sits next to her,

“What’cha doing?” he asks.

“I just took a test! It said that I’m going to find true love.” Dorthy says.

“Okay, right. You keep thinking that.” says Grady. He backs off slowly. Dorthy frowns at the sight.

(Confessional) “And I thought India was obsessive. What a weird-o.” says Grady.

The scene go’s back to Leanna, Joshua, and Lance.

“Is she gone?” asks Josh.

“Yep.” Leanna answers.

“Good, I’m starving.” Just as he was going to take a bite, India tackles him.

(Confessional) “That girl, India, is some kind of crazy!” says Jaquenette.

(Confessional) “I’d expect that from Dorthy but India actually seemed sane enough at first.” says Linda.

Meanwhile, at the Raccoon cabin, they too, are enjoying breakfast. Elias is shown walking out of his cabin. Suzy sees him and calls out,

“Elias! Come over here please.” Elias walks over to where Suzy is sitting. “I know you cared about Serene when she was scared of the thunder storm. Just admit it.”

“What! No I didn’t.” says Elias.

“Look, don’t try to deny it. Please Elias, just admit it. You’re not a jerk at heart, you’ve just put up a lot of walls around your life.” says Suzy.

“Who asked you?!” yells Elias.

“He’ll admit it sooner or later.” says Suzy.

(Confessional) “Suzy hit the spot on that one.” says Elias, “It’s just, every time I get attached to something or,” his eyes begin to tear up, “someone. That someone would be my mom. She was my hero! She helped me and my brother through everything. When she left, there was nothing I could do. When I saw that my brother was being mistreated at school, I had to do something.”

Nico is shown drawing in his sketch book.

(Confessional) “Zev nearly gave me a heart attack!” yells Nico, “I can’t let him get near my sketch book again!”

Liz is talking with Kaori. Liz says,

“So Kaori, ya have any hobbies?”

“No.” answers Kaori, “unless you count snowboarding and skiing.”

“That must be tons of fun.” says Liz.

“It is.” replies Kaori. She gets up and walks over to the girl’s cabin. Liz follows her.

(Confessional) “Kaori’s a little, oh what’s the word? Oh yeah, strange. She never does anything with anyone.” says Liz.

Kaori is shown with candles all around her. She is in a meditating position.

“Spirits, guide me please. You helped me before. Please do it again.” she says. She nods her head, “Understood. Thank you, Amen.” Liz backs away uneasy.

(Confessional) “Like I said, strange.” Liz says.

Randy is reading a book. Suzy gets up and walks over to him.

(Confessional) “I can usually tell when someone’s lying or not or if they like someone. I’m a bit of a match-maker. I can’t get a reading with Randy though. Something has to be up with him. One moment, he’s your friend. Another moment, he’s yelling at you.” says Suzy.

“So Randy, what’cha reading?” Suzy asks.

“A book.” Randy answers.

“What’s it called?” Suzy asks

“How to survive life in an average lifestyle.” answers Randy. Suzy backs off.

(Confessional) “I don’t think I’ll ever get a good reading on him.” says Suzy. “I don’t want to vote him off but, he’s nowhere near readable. I hope he gets a breakthrough or at the very least, open up a little. I just need to find something that will trigger an emotion. Now what could that be?” she ponders a little before getting out of the confessional.

Zev walks near Randy and says to him,

“Hey Randy, what are you reading?” he asks.

“Go away Zev.” Randy commands.

“Whatever, just trying to be nice.” Zev retorts.

(Confessional) “Zev! Zev triggers Randy’s emotions!” Suzy says excitingly. “It only triggers negative things but hey! It’s a trigger!”

“Campers! Meet me at the gym.” instructs Shane through the loudspeakers.

“We don’t have a gym!” retorts Zev.

“Dude, you’re speaking to a loudspeaker.” reminds Randy.

“WHO ASKED YOU!” yells Zev.

“Campers! Campers! Calm down. The interns just finished constructing it.” Shane says. “Meet me there in ten.”

“And where is it? Oh magic speaker?” asks Nico while rolling his eyes.

“It’s by the river.” says Shane.

“Of course it is.” says Valeria.

“Oro, out!” Shane says. The loud speaker turned off.

“That. Was creeping.” says Elias.

“I agree.” says Nico.

(Confessional) “How did he hear me?” asks Zev. “Never mind, if we lose. I go! It’s a simple equation. I hate them, they hate me.”

(Confessional) “We better win this time.” says Kaori. “I wanna win at least once before I get kicked off.”

The campers all arrive in the gym. Most look around while others stay focused.

(Confessional) “It was beautiful!” says Winston with tears in his eyes. “There were treadmills, dumbbells, stationary bikes, and even a bench press!” a few tears roll down his eyes. He has a very happy look on his face. “Can I have a moment?” he begins to wail loudly. “I’ve missed the gym so much!”

Winston sniffs a little. Lance pats him on the back and says,

“It’s alright buddy, just let it out. Let it out.”

“Campers! This way! YOO HOO!” Shane calls as he motions them to come over to him. “I’m sure you’ve on played this game, dodgeball.”

(Confessional) “Did he just say dodgeball?” Kaori asks, “I’m great at dodgeball! I think we can finally win this!”

“Now, three of the Squirrels will have to sit out.”

“I’m gonna sit out.” says Grady.

“You’re kidding me right? You sat out last time!” yells Linda.

“I can’t grip at all!” argues Grady. Everyone looks at each other.

“Bladwin, have you put on that revolting cream of yours?” asks Linda.

“No, I knew there would be a challenge today so I didn’t do anything.” answers Baldwin confidently.

“Great!” says Leanna.

“I’m going to sit out.” announces Dorthy.

“Me too.” says Joshua.

(Confessional) “We all know that I can’t stay with India, she’ll get me out! Besides, I think I can use her crush to my advantage.” Joshua says. He begins to rub his hands together.

“Josh, I agree with you but, you are going to have to face the girl sooner or later.” says Lance.

“I know but I can use her. Just watch. Hey India!” Joshua calls, “If you win for us today, I’ll hug you.”

“You mean it?” India inquires.

“Yes I do!” answers Joshua.

“Dude, that’s a big pretty big bargain don’t you think?” asks Lance.

“Maybe, but she’s not at all athletic so she can’t possibly win it for us.” says Joshua confidently.

The scene shifts to the actual game. Everyone, minus Grady, Joshua, and Dorthy, are on the court.

“When I say go, GO!” instructs Shane, “GO!”

The action immediately began. Leanna throws a ball at Kaori and it hits her.

“So much for winning it for us.” taunts Zev.

“Can it!” yells Kaori.

(Confessional) “I’m so sorry for failing you father. Please forgive me.” asks Kaori.

Lance picks up a ball and throws it at Liz. Liz barely dodges it. Nico throws the ball but it goes nowhere. Zev catches a ball thrown by Mitchie. He then uses the same ball to peg Linda out.

“And THAT! Is how you win a game people!” Zev yells excitingly.

“Great job Zev. And you know what? YOU RUINED MY MANICURE!” yells Linda as she sits on the bench with a huff.

Jaquenette threw the ball at Elias but he dodged it easily. Liz threw the ball and it got caught by India. Mitchie come back in and pegs Suzy. Winston throws the ball and it hits both Nico and Valeria. Mitchie threw the ball but it got caught by Elias. Kaori got back in the game. She quickly pegged Lance in the leg.

“Showed you Zev!” yells Kaori.

“Whatever.” says Zev. At that moment, India threw the ball and it hit Zev right in the head. Kaori opened her mouth to speak but Zev says, “Don’t”

It continued with Elias getting Mitchie out again. Jaquentter threw the ball but it went nowhere. Both Winston and Elias threw at each other and they were pegged at the very same time. Randy was pegged by India.

(Confessional) “That” says Winston while rubbing his face.

(Confessional) “Hurt” says Elias while rubbing his face.

Kaori was the only one left for the Raccoons and India, Jaquenette, Leanna, and Baldwin were the only ones left for the Squirrels. Jaquenette threw the ball at Kaori but she caught it and Liz was back in the game. Baldwin threw it at Liz but it was caught by Liz and Suzy got back in the game. Kaori threw the ball at India but she dodged it but Leanna was right behind her. Instead of India getting out, Leanna got out. 3:1. The Raccoons cheered. They thought, no, they knew that they would win.

(Confessional) “I knew that I had to do something. By the looks of things, it looked like I was going home if we lost.” says India.

Suzy threw the ball but it missed. India picked it up and got Kaori out. Liz and Suzy at the same time threw their balls at India but she dodged both. India threw a ball at Suzy and it hit. It was Liz vs India. One was doing it for victory, other love.

(Confessional) “That was impressive on India’s part.” says Lance.

(Confessional) “It’s gonna be impossible to beat India at the merge!” says Grady.

(Confessional) “I was like, WOW!” says Linda.

“Go India!” yells Dorthy from the sidelines.

“You can do it!” yells Jaquenette.

“Just do it India!” yells Leanna

(Confessional) “She better if she wants to stay here.” says Leanna.

Meanwhile at the Raccoons side. They too, were yelling.

“Go Liz!” yells Suzy.

“Do it Liz!” yells Zev.

“Peg her in the stomach Liz!” yells Nico.

Liz threw a ball at India but she dodged it. India threw a ball at Liz but she dodged it. This continued for a few minutes. Finally Joshua calls out,

“Do it for me India!”

“Josh!?” says India, “He thinks I can do it, I won’t let him down.” she says to herself. Filled with strength, she picked up a dodgeball. Liz quickly threw one at her but India blocked it. India threw the ball she was holding on to with all her strength. Liz jumped but she wasn’t fast enough. It hit her right on the foot.

“And that’s it! Squirrels win! Raccoons, I’ll be seeing you.” says Shane.

Liz gets off the floor. Nico walks over and comforts her saying,

“You did great. I won’t let them vote you out.”

“Thank you.” was all Liz could say.

At the elimination ceremony, everyone looked a little nervous except Elias and Valeria.

Zev votes for Liz, “You should’ve tried harder! We were so close!”

Kaori votes for Zev, “I’m tired of your talk.”

Suzy votes for Randy, “You scare me still!”

Shane walks out with seven sodas. He says,

“Y’all know the drill, when I call you name, you will receive a soda can. First up, Suzy.” Suzy gets hers with a huge smile. “Valeria and Elias. Come get yours. Next up is Nico.” The three get theirs. “Kaori, great job.” Kaori claims hers proudly. “Next up, Zev.” Zev gets his. He looked a little peeved.

(Confessional) “And why? Why would they vote me out?” asks Zev.

“Campers, this is the final soda can. Liz, you played great but lost for the team. Randy, you creep your team out. The final can go’s to……….

…….. Liz.”

Liz gets hers quite happily. Randy looks on unemotionally.

“Randy, please pack your stuff.” Shane says. Randy does so.

(Confessional) “Yeah, I voted for Randy. I was getting paranoid around him.” says Suzy.

Randy gets on the boat of losers with Shane. Shane says,

“Randy, why were you so unemotional? That is what made you lose the game.”

“It helps me a lot. I can get through things easily when I’m not feeling things.” Randy explains. Shane looks a little scared as he backs away. He says to the intern driving the boat, “Go faster.” The boat went much faster.

“So, what do you think of your elimination?” Shane asks.

“Unfair.” says Randy coldly.

“Okay, we’re here! Bye for now Randy.” Shane says. The boat drives away.

“That was fun. I wonder who will go next.” says Shane. “Anyway, come back and see some more drama. Right here on, Total Drama Craziness!”

Theme Song
(Will do later. I don't people to be friends in the song but be hating each other in the story.)

Elimination Chart
Green means the Insane Squirrrels team.

Blue means the Rabbid Raccoons team.

Yellow means that this person or team has won the challenge.

Cyan means that this person or persons was the reason their team won.

Purple means that is person was safe at the soda ceremony.

Orange means that this person was low for the week.

Red means that this contestant was voted out at the soda ceremony.

Full Vote Count
That's right folks! You can see the full vote here.

Spike It:

Elias votes for Liz. "I can't freaken' understand what your saying, and this will totally corrupt Nico.

Nico votes for Orville. "Sorry dude, you're annoying and you're not much help."

Valeria votes for Orville. "You annoy me, go."

Serene votes for Elias. "You big jerk!"

Orville votes for Nico. "We would've won if it weren't for you.

Kaori votes for Nico. "If you would've stayed in you right mind! Maybe we coulda won!

Zev votes for Orville. "Get a life kid, or at least stay away from me.

Ilan votes for Nico. "Sorry man, I hope you stay here but you did cost us dearly.

Randy silently votes for Nico.

Liz votes for Orville. "Sorry hon. But I won't let anyone take my Nico from me."

Suzy votes for Orville. "This is what my heart is telling to vote for. I'm very sorry, for real."

'''1 vote for Liz, 5 votes for Orville, 1 vote for Elias, 4 votes for Nico. Orville is eliminated.'''

Victory in One Hand, and a Bamboo Stick in Another:

Elias votes for Ilan, "After what I just heard about you, what good will you be to us in the future?"

Nico votes for Ilan. "Wow! And I thought that I was the spacey one!"

Valeria votes for Zev. "Dude! We're a team. That means we do this together and I HATE the macho thing."

Serene votes for Randy. "You scare me."

Kaori votes for Ilan. "You should at least try."

Zev votes for Ilan. "Dude! You need to at least try!"

Ilan votes for Randy. "A lot of help you were!"

Randy votes for Zev. "You need to shut your mouth."

Liz votes for Ilan. "Sorry partner, you need to try harder. Here, and in real life.

Suzy votes for Randy. "I'm sorry but you show no emotion. It's making me a little paranoid.

'''2 votes for Zev, 5 votes for Ilan, 3 votes for Randy. Ilan is eliminated.'''

That's Just DiVine:

Elias votes for Serene, "Look, I'm sorry for everything. I hope you can come back for the merge."

Nico votes for Zev, "You nearly gave me a heart attack! I hope you never come near my sketch book again!"

Valeria votes for Serene, "I'm sorry Serene. I really don't feel like you truly want this for yourself though."

Serene votes for Zev, "I wish you were going home!'

Kaori votes for Serene, "Shy lady go by now!"

Zev votes for Serene, "You cost us the win. You deserve to go home!"

Randy vote for Zev, "You need to calm down."

Liz votes for Zev, "Nobody messes with my Nico!"

Suzy votes for Serene, "I know you didn't want to go but I will respect your wish."

'''4 votes for Zev, 5 votes for Serene. Serene is eliminated.'''

Dodgeball Mania:

Elias votes for Randy, "You give me the creeps"

Nico votes for Randy, "I'd rather see Zev go home, but you freak me out."

Valeria silently votes for Randy.

Kaori votes for Zev, "I'm tired of your talk."

Zev votes for Liz, "You should've tried harder! We were so close!"

Randy silently votes for Liz.

Liz votes for Randy, "You scare me more then Kaori!"

Suzy votes for Randy, "You scare me still!"

'''5 votes for Randy, 1 vote for Zev, 2 votes for Liz. Randy is eliminated.'''