Total Drama What The Heck?

After TDWT, budget cuts were made due to all the lawsuits, cover ups, and failed Chris McLean dolls that were made. Instead of trying to find a sensible and economic solution, Chris fired Chef Hatchet so he could hire a crazy fan who would work harder than any crew member for low pay. He found the perfect girl after noticing her stalking him and his cat. He sent her to find some new contestants, pick old ones, come up with a season idea and generate fan buzz while he watched Jersey Shore and got plastic surgery. And this odd, creepy, strange, weird and kinda lazy fan did that. In her own "special" way.

Staff
Chris Mclean- Our Self Absorbed Diva but Lovable Host

Rhonda-The Stalker Fan/Co-Host/Assistant/Chef

Jenny-The Mischievous Girl/ Aftermath host

Toby-Jenny's Sidekick/Aftermath host

Contestants
Old Contestants-

Bridgette- The Surfer

Courtney- The CIT

DJ-The Brickhouse With A Heart

Duncan-The Punk

Geoff-The Party Dude

Gwen-The Loner Goth

Heather-The Queen Bee

Justin-The Hot Guy

LeShawana-The Sista

Lindsay-The Dumb Blonde

Noah-The High IQ

Sierra-The Uber Fan

Trent-The Cool Musician

New Contestants-

Chef-The Angry and Former Chef

Julie-The Disturbed Crazed Insane Psycho Chick With A Love For Chaos and Fanfictions

Barbie-The Ironically named Goth

Rosamond-The Crazy Goth Cat Lady

SG-The Shy Technopath

Jovi-The Smarty Pants

Collin-The Annoying Moron

Bradley-The Manipulative Jock

Nellie-The Negative Girl

Mikey-The Funny Hyperactive Guy

Taylor-The Broken Hearted Country Girl

Cosmic River-The Gentle Hippie

Chapter 1 Prepare For Take-Off!
At an airport somewhere in Toronto Chris McLean, somewhat famous TV show host, is sitting on a lawn chair behind a fancy silver jet. He turns his head and flashes a smile to the camera. "Hello." He states in the usual somewhat excited but not thrilled tone TV hosts use. "And welcome to my new show...." But before he can finish a voice from behind the jet is heard.

"Don't you mean our show!" Out jumps a young teenage girl dressed in a purple shirt, jean skirt and wearing knee high tie dye socks. She has her long brunette hair. On her right hand was a big digital watch, purple like her shirt. He face show shows her annoyance at Chris.

"Sorry," Chris replies with non-sincere tone. "You know I'm use to doing this on my own Rhonda." Rhonda's face changes into a happy gleeful face.

"I totally forgive you. I'm just nervous. This is my first time on TV and I'm afraid I'll mess up."

"Apology excepted. Everyone meet my new co-host, the creepy but lovable Rhonda!"

Rhonda waves towards the camera. "This is so weird its like taking to no one."

"You get use to it." Chris replies.

"OMG look the first bus!!!" Rhonda squeals. Like she said a yellow run down bus shows up producing a thick cloud of smog. The two co-hosts proceed to cough before heading towards the bus.

"Last time on Total Drama Heather won but lost her money to Zeke who then fell in a volcano that erupted. Luckily we all got off the island!" Chris says.

"Didn't Alejandro win?" Rhonda asks.

Chris shrugs his shoulders. "Depends on where you live." "Anyway, that season was a great idea but wasn't done the right way." Rhonda says. "So were going to do it right this time!"

"Lets start by introducing our returning contestants. You all known last season's winner, Heather!" Chris says. Heather stops off the bus with a smirk. Her hair has grown back to normal length.

"Now lets meet Season Two's winner who lost all their money when their raccoon tore it all up, its our punk and every ravioli pixie's dream boy, Duncan!" Rhonda yells.

"And his current girlfriend, Gwen," Chris states.

Both walk off the bus hand in hand. "Lets not forget Duncan's ex, Courtney!" Rhonda yells.

Courtney pushes through Duncan and Gwen with a huge frown on her face. "Move it!" she yells.

"Now lets meet some of your other favorites Sierra, Noah and Lindsay". Chris says. As soon he finishes all 3 walk off smiling and waving towards the camera.

"And 3 dudes we haven't seen since season 2, Trent, Geoff and Justin." Rhonda adds as all 3 walk off.

"And lets not forget Bridgette, LeShawna and DJ!" Chris states as the 3 walk off and the bus doors close, pulling away. "Welcome Contestants." Chris states with his normal smile. "I hope your all excited for Season 4! We'll being do pretty much everything we did in season 3 but on a new jet but by the new company the shows on."

"Who is that?" Heather asks pointing towards Rhonda.

Sierra squeals and runs to give Rhonda a hug. "Rhonda, why are you here?"

"I'm the new co-host of Season 4." Rhonda replies.

"You two know each other?" Chris asks.

"Were follow Total Drama Fans. Plus I'm a follower of her blog. I even helped her get a lock of Cody's hair!" Rhonda says as Sierra and her stop hugging.

"I remember you." Lindsay says. "You followed me into the bathroom and asked for my autograph."

"And you stalked me when I was at the beach party with Bridge." Geoff states.

"I'm glad you remember me!!!" Rhonda squeals ignoring their clear discomfort.

"Great we have another fan girl with no life on this show." Noah states. "Except this one is also one of our crazy hosts."

"Don't forget new chef since we dropped Chef Hatchet to save money." Rhonda adds.

"You fired Chef?" Duncan asks.

"We had some budget troubles so I decided to lose him and hire someone stupider and less good looking who will to do twice as much work." Chris replies.

"Thats Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rhonda yells. "Wait…"

But Rhonda has no time to think as another bus pulls up. It looks like the last one except white. "Whats with the new bus?" DJ asks.

"EEEEEEEEEE!" Rhonda yelps. "This bus has our new contestants!"

"New ones?" Heather asks. "The new ones always suck!"

"Thanks for that." Sierra says.

"Quiet!" Rhonda yells. "Let me see who showed up for the show." She says as she climbs in the bus with a clipboard she pulls out of a beach bag next to the lawn chair. She enters the bus and comes out with a big smile on her face. "12 people showed up! This means we have enough to do the first challenge!"

"Let me see who our new contestants are." Chris says as he climbs into the bus.

"Ok," Rhonda replies. She then turns her head to the contestants. "Are you all excited for the new season?"

Most shrug their shoulders while Sierra jumps up and down. "Whats the shows new name?" she asks.

"I don't know actually." Rhonda replies. "Hey Chris, whats the show's name?" She yells.

"What The Heck?" Chris yelps.

"Total Drama What The Heck? I like it." Rhonda replies.

Suddenly Chris runs out with a girl on his head, picking in hair. "Just let me get it."

"Stay out of my hair you nut!!!"

"I just want to pick this fuzz out of it and put it in my tummy using my mouth!" She proceeds to flip Chris over and grab a small fuzzball out of it.

"Delicioso!"

"Why would you eat fuzz?" Heather asks annoyed. "It probably tastes bad."

"On the contrary, it tastes great." The girl states. "In my MIND."

"You have a mind?" Noah asks. "It must be more messed up than the moral of this show."

"Ha, Ha your funny." The strange girl mischievously fake laughs as she approaches Noah. "You know what else is funny?"

Noah rolls his eyes. "What?"

"When I torture you and your stupid soul in chamber of murder!!!!!!!!!!! Then I'll blow you up! Then I'll laugh as no one comes to your funeral because NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! But… I love you Noah," she states as she pushes him against her chest. "And I'll always love you. I'll marry you and move into a crystal dream fairy tale palace were will ride magic my little ponies and play shuffleboard. And will have a 100 kids with names I won't take the time to remember. Then will fly away on my jet into the moon where will eat I can't believe it's not butter and watch Jersey Shore cause were that awesome. Then… I die."

"Get off of me." Noah yells pushing her away.

"LOVE ME NOAH PUCKERMAN! LOVE ME! COWS MAKE MILK!!!!!!!!!" The girl cries out as she starts to tear up. "UGH I don't like" she screams at Duncan as she kicks him in the nuts. She then angrily arm flails and yells gibberish.

"Glad to see you could make it Julie." Rhonda states.

"You know I wouldn't miss this adventure for anything!" Julie replies. Julie is wearing a lavender shirt and a purple skirt with a pink kitty belt and brown boots. She has her hair in two pig long pigtails. It is lavender with purple streaks. She also has one purple eye and one lavender.

"Well, lets meet our next contestant." Chris states, brushing himself off.

"Great,tie" Rhonda replies. "Lets meet our hippie Cosmic River!"

A kid with long blonde messy hair, lime green eyes and a peace medallion steps off the bus. He wears a tie dye bandanna and rainbow tie dye shirt along with torn jeans and no shoes. "Like nice to meet you groovy cats. I hope we can all be pals." He says.

"You ready for this season?" Chris asks.

"Yeah man, I hope its real funky and a big tickle. I also need to win this bread for my caterpillar pals." Cosmic River states.

"Well, good luck." Chris replies half heartily.

"Thanks Man." Cosmic River says as he lines up with the rest.

"Now lets meet… Taylor!" Rhonda yells. A brunette girl wearing a cowgirl hat with brown eyes. She wears a yellow top and jean shorts along with brown cow girl boots. Her mascara is running. "Hi." Taylor replies with a depressed tone.

"Whats wrong with the sad sack?" Justin asks.

"Her boyfriend since childhood cheated on her with her greatest rival and then dumped her for the other girl." Rhonda replies.

Taylor starts to burst out in tears. "WHY? WHY? I WAS A GREAT GIRLFRIEND! AND I LOVED HIM! WHY IS FATE SO CRUEL!!!!" she screams with agony as she falls to her knees and looks up into the sky. Everyone steps away.

"Get over yourself." Heather states.

Taylor takes a deep breath and stands with the rest, wiping away tears.

"Now lets meet the world's biggest pest, Collin." Rhonda says with annoyance.

A kid with a head bigger than his scrawny body and blonde hair sticking up is shown. He wears a black sweatshirt and gray sweats and green sneakers. "Hi everybody!" He states in an annoying voice.

"Nerd." Duncan states.

"Hey your funny." Collin says the annoyance as he gives a creeper laugh.

"Get lost." Duncan says pushing him.

"Now lets meet Jovi!" Rhonda says. A girl with auburn hair and brown eyes walks out. She wears a pink shirt and jean capris and is short in height. "Hello. It's a delight to be here. I'm hoping this show will be considerably fun and I hope we can all be preeminent friends."

"Very nice of you Jovi," Rhonda replied as Jovi lined up with the rest of the cast. "Now lets meet our shy computer wiz, SG!" A brown haired boy with brown eyes, an orange shirt, jeans and blue and orange sneakers steps off the bus. "Hi." He mumbles and quickly sped walks away from the screen.

"Ok," Rhonda says. "Now everyone meet Rosamond!"

As soon as Rhonda finished did 4 black cats of different sizes scurry of the bus. Following them was a tall girl with messy long black hair. She black beady eyes and very pale skin. She wear a red long sleeved sweater. She wore black skin tight pants and small shiny black shoes with buckles. She did not look hungry or tired. She just looked strange.

"Hello everyone!" She said in a medium sized yet strange voice. "Let me introduce you to my cats. The big one is BeetleJuice, the big medium one is Wednesday, the small medium one is Vincent and the tiny one is Coraline."

"I so care." Heather replies.

"Nice to meet you Rosamond." Gwen says sticking out her hand. Rosamond grabs it and shakes.

"Now lets meet Bradley!" Rhonda says.

A tall, muscular boy in a red jacket with a bulldog on it steps out of the bus. He has blonde hair and blue eyes. He has perfect white teeth and wears torn jeans and red and white sneakers. "Hi." Bradley states flashing a smile.

"Hi!" Lindsay replies obviously attracted to him.

"Lindsay, you have a boyfriend, Tyler remember?" Trent says.

"Who?" Lindsay replies. Trent facepalms as Bradley walks over to the others.

"While you figure out who Tyler is lets all put on our happy faces for Nellie." Rhonda yells.

A girl with long messy brown hair and dark blue eyes is shown. She has a gray shirt with a dead daisy on it. She wears long jeans and white sneakers. She is frowning. She looks at the contestants. She then turns to Rhonda and Chris. "Do you morons really expect to get good ratings with these losers?"

"Excuse Me?" LeShawna yells.

"Oh calm down Queen Latifah. Just eat something and you'll feel a whole lot better." Nellie replies. She then turns to Rhonda. "Can we leave this crappy airport and get on your cheap jet and go to whatever smelly, disease ridden and infested place where suppose to go to?"

"Now until we meet all the contestants." Rhonda replied. "So lets now meet Mikey!"

A short kid in cargo pants and a green jacket runs off the bus in a hurry, yelling widely. His hood is in the shape of the triceratops complete with three horns. He has messy blonde hair and green eyes and lime green sneakers. "Woooooo! I'm on TV! This is gonna be awesome!!! Wooooooooooo!"

"Awesome," Geoff states. "Another dude who knows who to have fun!" He and Mikey high-five.

"Now lets meet Barbie." Rhonda says with a little shame in her voice.

An extremely fat pale girl slowly walks off the bus. She has dark brown hair and deep brown eyes. She wears a dark black dress like that of Mortricia Adams. She also has big black platform high-heels that only add to her already large height. She has spider shaped earrings and black lipstick.

"What is that?" Bradley asks with big eyes.

"That is Barbie." Rhonda replies annoyed.

"She needs a makeover." Lindsay says.

Rhonda ignoring her asks Barbie "How are you Barbie?"

Barbie only sighs. She then picks up her luggage and stand with the rest of the contestants. Most slide away.

"And last but not least…" Rhonda begins, "………..Chef!"

An angry Chef steps off the bus.

"Chef is a contestant!" Chris asks in shock.

"Yup," Rhonda replies. "My friend talked me into adding him and it did seem like a great way to score ratings."

"And you joined?" Sierra asks.

"I need the money maggot!" Chef yells. "Plus I wanted to see who was my replacement." Chef grunts and says, "I can't believe I got replaced by this frumpy little worm."

"What did you say, you slow old no talent has-been cook?" Rhonda replied.

"Settle down." Chris said. "Now that were all here lets get on the new Total Drama Jumbo Jet!" He points to a shiny silver expensive jet.

The contestants gasp. "How could you afford this?" Duncan asks.

"We were picked up by a new richer network." Chris replied. "Its very expensive so lets try and not blow up this one." Chris finishes, giving a glance at Sierra.

"Lets give you guys a tour!" Rhonda says.

The scene changes to the inside. "Everything has been made to look like the old jet." Rhonda says. The contestants understand as they see the winner bunking area, loser bunking area, cafeteria, elimination room, bathroom and cargo hold are all the same. "But we do have new rooms for me and Chris." Rhonda adds.

"Like last time there will be three teams and whoever wins gets to stay in the upperclass section." Chris states.

"Do we have to sing?" Gwen asks.

"Well," Rhonda begins. "I think the singing is a bad idea. But Chris wants too see what it will be like. So for your first challenge you'll all have to sing your first and hopefully last song on the show. Each person must sing a line or leave. The best singer gets an advantage in the next challenge. The worst gets a disadvantage. That singer will be determined by me, Chris and guess judges."

The contestants all groan.

"Shut up and sing!" Chris yells.

THE LAST SONG

(Note this is written in script format for ease. Quotations mean there talking)

Bridgette: This stinks we all have to sing again.

Nellie: All thanks to that creeper and that 40 year old has-been.

Geoff: It doesn't matter cause me or Bridge are gonna win.

Noah: I admit this plane is better than the last.

Nellie: But this singing is so in the past. Its dumb and lame. And everyone sounds the same. But I'm not surprised they came up with a bad idea. I hope I'll soon be out of here.

Justin: Your just upset that you can't sing. But I can. Cause I'm the man.

Cosmic River: Don't listen to the man. Be free like the wind. Be groovy like the trees. Dance to the Bee Gees!

Julie: "TOO MUCH BEE GEES!"

Courtney: Be quiet you nut. Or I'll kick your butt. This show sucks thats for sure. Its almost as bad as my cheating ex and that wh…

Rhonda: "Don't Cuss!"

Gwen: Shut up you jealous witch.

Duncan: Yeah quit being a bi…

Rhonda: "I said don't cuss!"

Julie: This is gonna be crazy. Thats why it will be fun. I hope someone's mother dies! I hope random hobos cry!

I wanna a pizza! Nothing rhymes with Pizza! I like to eat other people's toenails!

Rhonda: "This song fails."

Julie: Keep your chin up old bean! No need to get mean. Lets just fly away and wave our hair back and forth. Then wear pajamas! Then kill British llamas. Rhyming is hard. How does Lemmie do it? Oh well who cares. Lets blow up Care Bears!

Nellie: "What is your problem?"

Julie: "I took some weird pills before I came here."

Mikey: This is goon be so cool!

DJ: That poor fool.

Sierra: I wish Cody was here.

Julie: I wish Mody was here but I guess I'll settle for this deer! (a random deer appears)

Deer: "Moo."

Nellie: "Deers don't say moo." (The deer randomly jumps out of the window)

Bradley: This show is crazy! It's making me hazy!

Heather: Get use to it. It only gets worse especially when your hit. (glares at LeShawna)

LeShawna: Oh shush girl. Your face looks better without a tooth…

Trent: Though it still makes me want to hurl.

Lindsay: I hope things will be a piece of pie! Maybe 'll get a new guy! (looks at Bradley)

DJ: Poor Tyler, dude will be so sad.

Chef: I feel so mad! Those snooty cheap producers cut me from the show! And then replaced me with someone so slow! I mean look at that troll! She'll ruin the show and the producers will have to pay the toll.

Rhonda: Oh, shut up! And SG you need to sing!

SG: La. (blushes) (Rhonda face-palms)

Taylor: I'm so depressed. Why did Joe break up with me? Why did he? (falls to the floor and bursts in tears. SG scoots away)

Collin: "I want to sing!" La, La, La...

Rhonda: "Shut up Collin! And Barbie you need to sing!"

Barbie: (blinks and does not say nor sing anything)

Jovi: Come on everybody, lighten up! Were on TV and thinks will be fun! Don't withdraw! Don't be done!

Rosamond: I agree with Jovi! Don't be so sad! Don't be so mad! Everything will be fun and fair. Suck it up and grow a pai…

"Thank you Rosamond." Rhonda interrupts. "But you guys are done. Me and Chris have heard enough and decided that no singing will ever happen again. We will now go talk to the judges and tell you who won and who did the worst."

"What about Barbie?" Bradley asks. "She didn't sing."

"I wouldn't have either after hearing some of y'all." Rhonda states. "That's why she is not eliminated."

The other contestants groan.

Barbie sighs.

"But she will get a disadvantage like the worse singer." Rhonda adds.

"Good." Bradley replies.

Barbie doesn't appear to react.

"Well, reveal the winner next episode on Total Drama…" Chris begins. "Rhonda what name did we decide on?"

"Total Drama What The Heck!" Rhonda yells.

"What?" Chris asks.

The episode ends.

Chapter 2 I Couldn't Thing Of A Catchy Title :|
Chris and Rhonda are shown in the front of the plane like an average TDWT episode. Rhonda is flying the plane with her knees bending up in the seat. She has on a dumb face and is sticking her tongue out, like when a kid spins around circles pretending to be a plane. "Last time on Total Drama What The Heck?" Chris began. We meet our returning and debuting contestants including Chef Hatchet.

"Don't forget about our gorgeous and hot co-host." Rhonda added.

"Who?" Chris asked.

Rhonda replies only with a freaked out face that might remind you of a meme or something similar.

"Well, that certainly is the face of a gorgeous and hot co-host." Chris states sarcastically.

Rhonda closes her eyes and…Bam! Chris gets waked by a frying pan.

"What The Heck?" Chris replies.

Rhonda ignores him and continues with the recap "We showed them the inside of the plane which is just like the old one. Then they sang and the song sucked. We will NOT do anymore songs. Anyway Barbie didn't sing so she has a penalty against her in the next challenge. We now have to talk to our guest judges and decide who was the best and worst singer."

"Why is it were up here and not with them?" Chris asked.

"I had to set the plane on the right coordinates so we could get to the location of the challenge." Rhonda replies.

"Well lets go and decide the winner already." Chris stares as he climbs out of his seat on the way to the back.

"Sure thing." Rhonda says as she leaves the controls.

"Wait who will fly the plane?" Chris asks.

"Oh right…" Rhonda recalls. "I forgot to show you that." "Bobobo!" She calls in a loud but gentle tone. Suddenly a monkey swings in and lands on Rhonda's shoulder.

"What is that?" Chris asks.

"Is this a trick question?" Rhonda replies with a question.

"I'm serious what is that?" Chris asks.

"Well that depends can you be less vague?" Rhonda asks.

"That." Chris says pointing.

"My shoulder?" Rhonda asks.

"THE MONKEY!" Chris yells.

"If you know what it is why ask? Rhonda questions.

Chris facepalms his head and asks, "Why do you have that monkey?"

"His name is Bobobo." Rhonda replies. "And I need him."

"Why?" Chris asks.

"Well Bobobo is short for Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo…" Rhonda begins.

"Why do you need the monkey? Chris asks.

"His name is Bobobo and he is going to fly the plane while I'm gone." Rhonda replies.

"You got a monkey to fly a 5 star plane?" Chris asks in shock.

"Its better than an inflatable. Besides monkeys fly spaceships to the moon. Heck I fly the plane and I don't have a license to fly this. Not to mention I suck at driving Baby Peach through Rainbow Road in Mario Kart." Rhonda points out.

"Well that is true." Chris states. "But how did you get this monkey?"

Rhonda sighs. "His name is Bobobo and I found him on the streets smoking. He has sever mood swings and has killed a lady on a plane but is generally ok."

"HE WHAT!?! Chris yells.

"Don't worry Chris he has quit smoking." Rhonda replies. "Come on lets meet with the judges." Rhonda states as she pushes Chris towards the door. He turns to see Bobobo pressing random buttons and flinging poop on the windshield.

"Good grief…" Chris mummers as they leave.

(Theme song plays)

The contestants are shown in cafeteria bored waiting for the results. Julie is running around with her arms out like a plane.

"A Julie?" Geoff asks.

"Yes sir-mam." Julie replies.

"What'cha doing?" Geoff questions.

"What are you doing?" Julie asks.

"Why did you answer a question with a question?" Noah asks.

Julie ignores him and runs around in a few more circles before being tripped by Heather and landing on SG's lap. SG blushes while Julie starts to pet his face. "So yeah your face is pretty soft." She says as she pats his face some more.

SG blushes more and replies "Um thank you?"

"I'm gonna make myself threw up now." Julie states not leaving SG's lap. She then sticks a finger down her throat and vomits on the floor near SG's shoes.

Heather groans. "I hate this new Izzy." She complains. "Why couldn't we have kept the old one?"

"You know why Izzy isn't here!" Sierra yells angrily.

"No I don't." Heather replies.

"Girl, You really don't know what happened to Izzy?" LeShawna questions.

"Even I know what happened." Lindsay added.

"What happened to Izzy?" Heather yelled.

"She was a on a tour bus in San Francisco." Sierra began. "When she bugged the bus driver enough that he accidentally went in the wrong lane and almost hit another car. So he turned and the bus almost fell off the bridge. Izzy fell through the windshield and down into the bay. She was never found."

"What happened to everyone else on the bus?" Heather asked.

"The bus stayed halfway on the bridge and almost fell off but everyone was able to equal out their weight so it didn't tip over." Sierra replied. "Of course this was after Izzy fell."

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" Julie screams still on SG's lap.

"Can you please get off Julie?" SG asked.

"But its so warm up here." Julie replies making SG blush. "Like a kitten's belly or a double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds when you don't know how bad it really is for you."

The camera turns away from awkward Julie and turns to Rosamond, who is brushing Wednesday. She is sitting with her four cats at a table.

"Your cats are so cute." Jovi states scratching Wednesday's ear.

"Thank you!" Rosamond replies happily.

And then BeetleJuice coughs up a large vomit covered hairball on Jovi's face and lets out an obnoxious burp.

"Oops seems BeetleJuice is having indigestion. Sorry. BeetleJuice has poor table manners but so do all my kooky cats." Rosamond says laughing and petting BeetleJuice.

"Its ok." Jovi says giggling and wiping her face off with a napkin from the table. "I admit that hairball was certainly abhorrent but I have a cat back home and she isn't much better."

Rosamond squeals excitedly. "YOUR A FELLOW CAT OWNER??? Jovi nods in agreement. "AWESOME! Tell me everything about your cat."

"My cat is named Tabitha." Jovi begins.

"Let me guess, she's named that because she is a tabby cat." Rosamond inquires. Jovi nods in agreement. "I see it all the time." Rosamond replies while flicking her wrist.

Meanwhile, Barbie is shown sitting at a table in the corner in the corner all alone, most likely because no one wanted to sit with her.

"I feel bad for her." Gwen states looking at her.

"She is super creepy and ugly though." Duncan replies.

Gwen punches his shoulder and he replies with an ow. "I thought you said your were gonna be nicer." Gwen says.

"I'm sorry, I should be less judgmental." Duncan says, putting his arm around Gwen's shoulder.

Duncan is shown in the confessional. "After World Tour, I've learned that if I want to be Gwen's boyfriend I have to be a nicer guy."Duncan says."Gwen sympathizes with people and understands how they feel. That is just one of the great things about her. And I want to be nicer. I think…Gwen is changing me. And for the better."

"If us two, Barbie and that nice Rosamond girl get on the same team we could form some kinda of Goth alliance." Gwen says.

"That would be cool." Duncan adds.

"Duncan's like a melody in my head!" Collin sings.

Duncan turns around and yells "Shut up you moron!" It is bad enough you will not leave me and Gwen alone but you will not stop putting my name in songs!"

"I'm just trying to be your friend!" Collin yells.

"He doesn't want to be yours Collin!" Justin adds.

"Hey Duncan what if you woke up and I was your next door neighbor?" Collin dumbly asked.

"Shut up!" Gwen screams.

"Everyone settle down!" Chris says as he and Rhonda walk in, while interns pull out a white table and three chairs behind them.

"We have decided on a winner." Rhonda says.

"About time." Bradley complains.

"To tell you the winner and loser please welcome guest judges…" Chris began. "Former American Idol judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell!"

"How did you get the judges of American Idol?" Heather asked.

"I got them!" Rhonda replied excitedly.

"How did that creepy no life Sierra wannabe get the judges of American Idol? I doubt she could get a monkey on this show."Heather asked shocked.

"O NO. You DO NOT want to mess with me. You'll regret it." Rhonda states while glaring.

"Oh I'm so scared of a Chris's short sidekick with a shorter attention span." Heather laughs.

"You little witch. You have brought down my wrath. And you will PAY! I will torture you until you break down and beg for mercy. And i'll show you NONE!!! You have made a powerful enemy today you ugly withered hag. So I hope your prepared to die you coldhearted, hated, snotty little…

But before Rhonda can finish Chris pushes her down. "Anyway, the winner is....................Rosamond!!!!"

"Me?" asks Rosamond shocked. "I'm a horrible singer."

"No your were actually very incredible though a little scary." Chris replies.

"You were really great Rosamond." Jovi states. Her cats meow in agreement.

"Thanks." Rosamond responses blushing.

"But don't take our word for it." Rhonda states, dusting herself off. "Hear from our judges! What did you think Randy?"

"Yeah, yeah dog I was diggin it yeah." Randy begins.

"I prefer it if you would call me cat." Rosamond interrupts.

"It was all-right, it was all-right yeah yeah yeah dog. The more I think about it the more i like it dog." Randy adds.

"What about you Paula Abdul?" Rhonda asks.

"Rosamond you were just so just you were you were…." and then she randomly starts slowly clapping with her hands above her head like a seal. "You inspire me to be a better person Rosamond."

"I thought it was Simon who need to be a better person?" Rhonda asks.

"You complete me and motivate me. I say your going to Hollywood! And your just so so…. your just so confident. Like an… like some analogy or crap. Woo!"

"Oh. So the challenge is in Hollywood!" Lindsay screams out loud.

"No its not." Rhonda replies.

"And you Simon?" Chris asks.

"The minute you walked on that stage I knew you were destined to be a bloody star." Simon replies while touching his weird chest air.

"Don't lie Simon!" Paula yells.

"Paula." Simon begins. " You are the most trashy and filthy alcohol addicted b…..

"Blah Blah, I'm british and love my chest hair and hate Natalie Okri blah!" Paula yells. "And am super jealous of Paula's awesome skillz cause I'm old and lonely and smell like…. bad smells and drink tea and eat crumpets and blah! That was you Simon."

"Oh bloody shut up you crackpot!" Simon yells.

"Blah, blah and I smell and teapots and Nanny Mchpee and Mary Poppins and I want Paula bad blah but Paula won't go for you cause she is a much classier girl BLAH!" Paula screams.

"Thanks judges." Rhonda replies sarcastically. "Rosamond will receive her advantage when we land. Now the worst signer was clearly………Collin."

"Wait Rhonda?" Collin asks.

"Yes?" Rhonda groans.

"I was listening and stuff but um what happens if you the worst signer?" Collins questions like a moron.

Rhonda facepalms. "You get a disadvantage at the challenge."

"Where is the challenge?" Collin asks.

"WE HAVEN'T LANDED YET!" Rhonda yells.

"Will you tell me?" Collin asks.

"NO!" Rhonda yells. "No as the worst signer….

"But wait I was listening and stuff but am I the worst signer?" Collin questions.

"KICK IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Julie screams and kicks Collin in the nuts!

Rhonda and Julie high-five. "Now judges tell us about Collin and his sucky singing." Rhonda states. "Randy what do you think?"

"Dog I wasn't really diggin it. Randy replies. "Yeah it was like a dog being run over by a dead dog dog yo."

"And you Paula?" Chris asks.

"Even I don't have a nice thing to say to him or that singing." Paula states.

"Simon?" Rhonda asks.

"I hated it. It was worse than a stinky pile of dog crap." Simon yells. "I would rather go shopping with Paula then listen to you sing!"

"Do you want me to sing?" Collin asks.

"NO!" everyone yells.

"Your so bloody stupid!" Simon yells.

"I take about blood and have bad teeth and named my clock ben and eat english muffins and chest hair and so jealous of Paula and freakin blah!" Paula screams.

"Paula….." Simon begins.

"FREAKING BLAH!!!!!!!!!!" Paula screams.

"Paula if that psychotic stalker hadn't held us all at gunpoint I would never talk to you!" Simon yells.

"You held them at gunpoint?" Chris asks.

"Yeah so?" Rhonda replies unfazed."I've done it before and I will again. Its not really a big deal."

"What is a big deal is the crazy crap that happens inside that nutjob's brain!" Simon yells while the other judges nod in agreement.

"And to that I say…" Rhonda starts. "Out the door!" She then opens the door and picks up all the judges, tosses them on the table and flings the three (and the table) out the door. This all happens in about 5 seconds.

"You just got rid of the judges of American Idol!" Trent cries out.

"You just stated the obvious." Julie butts in.

"We don't need them. We have the new cast now." Rhonda replies unfazed.

"But Randy Jackson was one of the new judges!" Trent states.

"Oh." Rhonda replies. "We'll just get Ellen to do it."

"Wait I was listening and stuff but…." Collin began.

"Oh shut up!" Heather screams and slaps him.

A light above the doorway goes off and a ping noise is made. "Looks like we landed." Chris states. Everyone welcome to………………The Amazon Rainforest In South America!"

The contestants climb out the plane and look around. They are at an airport right in front of the forest. As they look at the rainforest they hear the sounds of birds chirping. "Ah. How sweet." Bridgette states with her arm around Geoff.

Then the sound of large cat growling is heard. Then sounds of the large cat murdering the bird are heard. "Or not." LeShawna states.

"Its the order of nature." Nellie says unfazed. "That bird would probably die of old age and its carcass would be eaten by other birds. Or the same cat. Or a huge group of ugly fire ants that would feed it to their queen. She would scarf on all his unused internal organs and his flesh. And what wasn't eaten by the queen ant would be devoured by thousands of the buggers. Maybe some of the recently born slimly larva would pig out on the scarps. Of course they die as fire ants if they live to become fire ants. Either way the fire ants will probably feed their corpses to the queen. Until she dies as well."

"You really know how to lighten up the mood don't you?" Julie asks.

"All right everyone." Chris begins. "Welcome to the Amazon Rainforest. For the first part of the challenge you'll have to race through the forest and meet at the river. "And yes you will not be working in teams. You can choose to pair up amongst yourself if you wish. First person or pair to get to the river wins a reward for the second part and last part of the challenge."

"Take these to help you navigate through the forest." Rhonda states passing out maps of the forest. She tosses one to Heather that lands in the mud much to her glee and Heather's anger. After she finishes with the rest of the maps she adds "And look out for these." She proceeds to pull out a tike but in the shape of a barf-bag. "This is an immunity idol that will guarantee immunity at any Barf Bag Ceremony. It can be played before you vote, after you vote and after all the barf bags have been handed out."

"Why would you play it before the results are read." Sierra asks. "You could just wait to see if you lose and then use it."

"IDK." Rhonda replies and shrugs. "We just gave you the option in case."

"Now as a reward Rosamond one person she would like to pair up with get a 10 minute head start while the rest of you pick pairs." Chris states. "Since Collin lost he will have to wait another 10 minutes to go. The same goes for Barbie except she has to wait 15 minutes."

Barbie doesn't react while Collin states "Wait I was listening and stuff but…"

Rhonda proceeds to slap him. "Your more lamer than Zeke is. Anyway Rosamond do you know who is going with you or are you going alone?"

Soon everyone turns Rosamond's direction to see her decision. Some cast hopeful looks or try to give those smiles that say pick me Buddy. Justin even flashes a seductive smile. Rosamond simply laughs. "I hate those kinda of people who think they can just act nice and except a prize they will not pay back. I have to go with my new friend Jovi."

Jovi (who wasn't trying to get Rosamond to pick her) smiles and asks "Are you sure?"

"Of course." Rosamond replies. "Now lets go slaughter the competition. Along with adorable kitties!" She screams, raising her hands in the air. Her cats rub against her and Jovi in agreement.

"Get ready." Chris says. "And………. GO!" Soon Rosamond's cats run off followed by Rosamond and Jovi.

"The rest of you team up!" Chris shouts.

Sierra runs to Julie and says "Hey Julie you wanna team up?"

"No way I was just thinking the same thing!" Julie shouts. "We'll make the best team ever!"

The girls then jump up and down squealing.

Julie is then shown in the confessional. "So I noticed no one has used the confessional so I decided to! Got a problem with IT!!!!! Julia then laughs and yells "Eat that Gwen, Lindsay and LeShawna!!! So anyway uh…. Thanks Toad, the cake is a lie, go Gabby for TDA, Vote Pedro, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman, I'm a Bad Kid and I will survive, and go read great fanfictions on Total Drama Fanfiction Wiki!"

"We just need someone to join us and make us an even awesome trio!" Julie yells.

"But who?" Sierra asks.

They then slowly turn around with smirks on their faces and look towards Nellie. "Hey Nellie." Julie states. "What you been up to in the last two minutes?"

"Hating the world and everything wrong with it." Nellie replies.

"Thats fun." Sierra says and proceeds to laugh.

Nellie turns around and glances at them with her eyebrow raised. "What are you…

"UH!" Julie screams and punches Nellie in the stomach and pulls out a sack. "Get in SACK!"

"What?" Nellie says laying on the ground clutching her stomach.

"She said get in the freakin SACK!" Sierra yells slapping her.

"Don't you dare…. but before Nellie can finish Julie punches her and throws her in the sack.

"YAY!" Julie and Sierra scream in unison.

"Woo." Nellie replies from inside the sack.

"We did it, We did it, we did it yay!" Julia sings.

"!Lo hicimos! We did it!" Sierra sings too.

"Yeah we crossed the bridge and beat the freakin troll know let me out of this sack." Nellie says.

"Now were gonna be bestest friends forever!!!!" Julie yells.

"Wonderful." Nellie replies.

Meanwhile Bradley searches for his own group. "Hey Bradley!" Lindsay says. "Wanna partner up?"

Bradley smiles an evil smile. "Who wouldn't want to partner up with such a beautiful and smart girl like you?"

Lindsay blushes. "Awww. Your so like sweet Bradley!"

"But for our chances to be good we'll need other people to join us." Bradley stated.

"Like who?" Lindsay asked.

"Heather." Bradley called.

"Eww why her?" Lindsay said disappointed.

"Because she is greets in challenges and she can help us. Plus if she joins our team we can make sure she is voted out when we want her to be." Bradley whispered.

"What do you two want?" Heather replied.

"For you to join our group." Bradley stated.

"Why?" Heather asked surprised.

"Because you great at challenges and will be a good ally." Bradley replied. "Right Lindsay?"

"Oh yeah. Your so…awesome." Lindsay lied.

"Well when you put it like that I guess I'll join you." Heather replied.

"Its about time someone realizes my talents." Heather brags in the confessional.

"Now to make sure we win lets get Chef to join us." Bradley states.

"What?" Heather asks. "We both hate Chef!"

"Yes but Chef is a psychically strong competitor." Bradley replies. "Plus we can push Chef in the way if we get attacked."

Lindsay and Heather shrug and then nod. "Oh Chef!" Bradley calls.

Chef walks over and yells "What do you maggots want?"

"We want you to join our group." Bradley replies. "We'll need your great psychical strength if we want to win."

Chef looks at LIndsay and Heather who put up a fag smile and nod. "Fine I'll join you."

"Great." Bradley states.

"This is perfect!" Bradley yells in the confessional. "I have Lindsay, Heather and Chef as my allies. If I can get the on my team I'll control it all!"

Meanwhile LeShawana walks over to Duncan and Gwen. "Girl would you mind if I joined you?

"Sure." Gwen replies. "Is it ok with you Duncan?"

"Sure. Me and LeShawana are tighter now. Duncan states.

"True that." LeShawana says as she and Duncan fist-bump.

Meanwhile again Geoff and Bridgette have paired up when DJ comes over. "Hey Geoff can I…"

"Say no more DJ, You can join us. "Geoff answers.

"Thanks man." DJ says.

Then Courtney walks over and asks "Bridgette can I join you? Your the only friend I have."

"Of course." Bridgette replies. "We'll be working with DJ and Geoff ok?

"Sure." Courtney answers. "The more the merrier."

Meanwhile again again Trent and Justin are talking. Trent since we were in the same band we should join forces." Justin says.

"Agreed." Trent replies as they shake hands.

Mikey walks up to Noah and asks "Hey dude you wanna work together?"

"Hmm." Noah said. "Work by myself or with a hyperactive midget? I think I'm good."

Wanna work with us Noah?" Sierra asks.

"I'm losing oxygen in here." Nellie states.

"No." Noah responses.

"JERK!" Julie shouts.

"What about you Mikey?" Sierra asks.

"I'd love too!!!!!!" Mikey replies and joins the other two. "Can I punch the sack?"

"OF COURSE!!!!!!" Sierra and Julie reply.

Mikey punches it as hard as he can. "That really didn't hurt." Nellie states. "Your extremely weak due to your small stature."

"Your so nice Nellie." Mikey replies picking up a stick and whacking the bag with it.

"Ouch!"

"That hurt?" Mikey teases.

"I hate my life." Nellie replies.

Taylor is shown crying. "Why does no one wanna be my partner?"

"Hey don't cry man." Cosmic River states. "I'll be your partner."

"Really?" Taylor asks sniffling.

"Yay it will be a gas!" Cosmic River replies.

"Ok." Taylor replies still sniffling.

SG is shown in the confessional. "I didn't find a partner." He sighs. "I guess no one wanted to go with me."

The teams are all lined up and waiting as Chris looks at his watch. "………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The teams sprint off into the jungle all at once but as soon they enter they all end up isolated.

Meanwhile Rosamond and Jovi are stopped and Jovi is looking at the map. "I knew we shoulda taken that left toin at Albukoikee." Jovi states. Rosamond is busy staring at a slug. "Aren't you just the cutest banana slug?" She tickles his chin.

"Come on." Jovi says grabbing her arm. "I found a way back ton the right path. But we have to hurry the others are probably all ready out here."

"Ok." Rosamond replies. "Come on kitties!" Rosamond's cats come and all six run off ahead.

"If we win this they'll be no stopping us." Jovi squeals.

"I know!" Rosamond cheers. "Its purrrr-fect."

"Really?" Jovi asks.

Meanwhile yet again Julie, Mikey, Nellie (still in the sack) and Sierra are trying to navigate through the forest.

"This place is soooooooooooo beautiful!" Mikey yells jumping in puddles and spinning in circles.

"Too bad people will be cutting all of it down." Nellie states.

"Lighten up." Julie says swinging on tree limbs. She then lands smack middle in a spider-monkey and baby.

"You ok Julie?" Sierra asks.

"Yup." Julie replies. "This spider-monkey baby broke my fall."

"Oh no." Sierra gasps. The mother monkey screams and soon huge troops of spider monkeys came around screeching and flinging poo.

"Don't fling feces at me!!!" Julie screams. "Just cause I do it to you doesn't mean you can do it to me! Do by as I say not by what I do you butt ugly monkeys!!!"

The monkeys only get madder and prepare to attack.

'"Come on guys." Julie yells. "Lets teach these creeps they can't come to our home turf and not except a fight."

"Didn't we come to their turf?" Nellie points out.

The three ignore her and make karate action poses. The monkeys launch forward screaming their lungs off in furry. The three yell at spring forward. Sierra gives a fat one a roundhouse kick then throws one at two others knocking them off a tree branch. She then cracks the back of another yelling "Eat that you dirty apes!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mikey jumps forward and punches one in the face. He then flips around and kicks another in the face. As he lands a monkey try to sneak up on him but Mikey pops his fist up and knocks the turd out. He then spits and screams "Any of you other chickens wanna tango with Mikey!!!! Cause you don't want to…" A monkey jumps forward lunging at Mikey. Mikey swiftly dodges and grabs him by his tail and flings the spier-monkey at a log causing his head to get stuck, "… cause I had tango lessons!!!"

Julie is busying screaming "KICK IN THE NUTS!" and proceeding to kick them in their nuts. Five monkeys come lunging at her but she picks up the sack Nellie is in and bashes them with it.

"Still in here!" Nellie shouts.

Julie then flips onto a tree branch in between two monkeys. She quickly performed a spilt knocking the two off as they scream. She then flips higher. Three monkeys lounge for her but she only cackles crazily and grabs a hold of a vine. She swings to the monkeys and BAM! She whoops them with the sack. "Take that Nellie!"

"I hate you Julie!!!" Nellie screams.

"I love you too!' Julie screams.

But while thats going on Rhonda and Chris are watching over Barbie and Collin. "Collin." Chris begins. "Its time for you to start."

"Yippee!" Collin screams and clumsily runs into the forest. A thud can be heard.

"I hope he gets eaten by a python." Rhonda says.

Meanwhile Chef, Lindsay, Heather and Bradley make their way through the forest. "Its so hot out here." Lindsay states.

"Its not the only thing." Bradley replies. Lindsay blushes while Heather and Chef roll their eyes. "I not join this show to listen to you two flirt so shut your trap and keep moving!" Chef yells.

"Whats the point?" Heather says. "We'll never pass Catwoman and her sidekick."

"Unless we take a shortcut." Bradley replies holding a map and smiling evilly. He shows the others his map and moves his finger along it pointing out a path. "If we take this way we can get there first."

"Except that way isn't on the path." Heather replies. "We'd have to go deep into the jungle and its way to thick!"

"Not if Chef can cut through it with his knifes." Bradley says.

Chef smiles evilly and pulls out a knife. He turns left and starts cutting through the grass making a path that curves forward. Bradley and Heather snicker evilly while Lindsay jumps up and down in joy and their plan.

Later we see Julie, Sierra, Mikey, and Nellie (Still in sack) traveling forward. "And then you spit in his!" Mikey yelled.

"Yeah but your the one who slugged the monkey like 50 feet!" Julie yelled. "Not even Kate Gosselin could do that! And that slap fight Sierra had with the mother was classic."

"Thanks. Sierra replied. LOL I loved when we played volleyball with that one monkey and you used Nellie to knock it into the mud."

"I didn't." Nellie yells.

All of a sudden the four hear a thud. Peeking though the bushes they see SG alone and wandering the rainforest alone.

"Awe, that poor guy with the soft face is wandering alone." Julie states.

"We should let SG join our group." Sierra says.

"Yeah with five of us it will be a party!!!" Mikey yells jumping up and down.

"I don't think I take another person abusing me." Nellie replies.

"No one asked you Nellie!!! Julie yells and punches the bag.

Hello?" SG yells unaware of the four still in the bushes. Suddenly Julie jumps form the bushes holding Sierra in a headlock.

"If you don't want your twin sister to die join me on the DARKSIDE!!!!!! Julie screams. "We have cookies."

"Do what she says!!! Sierra screams. "She has a…….Polly Pocket!!!"

"Poll la la Polly!" Julie sings.

"Um…" SG says.

"Hey you wanna travel with the fun bunch instead of yourself?" Mikey asks.

"Sure." SG says still kinda hesitant.

"YAY!" Sierra and Julie cheer.

"Welcome to the Darkside SG!" Julie screams pulling him by his arm. "Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?"

Meanwhile at The Hall of I mean the Plane. "Barbie you may began the challenge!" Chris yells.

Barbie sighs and walks slowly into the forest. Soon she is inside. While she studies her map Barbie trips on a rock and falls into the mud. She picks herself down and then proceeds to strangely bend down over the mud and stare at it….

Later Jovi and Rosamond are seen rushing out of the jungle near the river. "We did it Rosamond!" Jovi cheers.

"Yes!" Rosamond screams. Her cats meow in excitement.

"Yeah your team got second." Bradley laughed. Jovi and Rosamond look over and are shocked and saddened to see Bradley, Chef, Heather and Lindsay in front of them.

"Shoot." Rosamond says.

"Sorry but Bradley's team of him, Chef, Lindsay and The Wicked Witch got here first." Rhonda clarifies.

"When did you guys get here?" Jovi asks.

"A few minutes before these four did." Rhonda answers. "We took a different path in the opposite direction. But we've had the interns working in the final part of the challenge for a while."

"Well at least we tried." Jovi states. "And we had a fun time."

"Yeah." Rosamond replies. "And I'm glad I choose you as my partner."

The girls high five each other.

Much later Collin is seen racing through the forest and coming out in the river. "Yay I won!"

"Actually you came in dead last." Rhonda states. "Even Barbie who started later came before you." True to her word all the other contestants were behind her glaring at Collin for making them late.

"Well not that were all here." Chris starts. "We can began the challenge! For the last part of the challenge you will be fighting on that!" Chris points to a large pedestal situated firmly in the Amazon River. "You and three other competitor will have to try and knock one another of there and land them into the Amazon River. Last one standing moves on to the next round. The last three standing are guaranteed immunity and the last one standing of those three gets a reward."

"Since Chef, Lindsay, Bradley and Miss Piggy won the race they get the advantage of a helmet and being able to use a pugil stick." Rhonda says passing the four those large sticks with foam ends. She hits Heather in the head with her pugil stick. "Now sine there are twenty five of you four of you will go in the first round. Those four will be Collin, Julie, Chef and Nellie."

The four get on the pedestal. "Ready…" Chris begins. "…………………….GO!

"Well I don't feel like doing this." Nellie says (who is out of the bag). She jumps off the pedestal eliminating herself.

"Wait I was listening and stuff but…" Collin starts. But before he can finish Collin is "sadly" pushed into the Amazon River by Chef who rams him with his pugil stick.

"Guess it's just you and me purple girl." Chef snickers.

"Nope." Julie replies. She then flips forward and kicks the pugil stick away and then proceeds to kick him off the pedestal while standing on her hands. "Its just me."

Rhonda claps and says "Next up is Lindsay, Barbie and Cosmic River."

The three are shown on the pedestal. "Go!" Chris yells. Barbie sighs and jumps off the pedestal into the Amazon River.

"I don't approve of violence man." Cosmic River says. "So I'm gonna spilt." Cosmic River then jumps into the Amazon River.

Lindsay stares for a moment then jumps up and down "I won! EEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Ok then." Rhonda states. "Next up is Gwen, Rosamond and Justin!"

The three (along with Rosamond's cats) are shown on the pedestal. "Go!" Chris yells.

Rosamond's cat Coraline coughs up a HUGE hairball in the direction of Justin. Justin panics and accidentally jumps off the pedestal. BeetleJuice pounces on Gwen who falls off into the river. "Sorry." Rosamond replies. "But good job kitties!!! Were moving on!"

"Yes, yes you are." Rhonda replies. "Next up Duncan, Jovi and Courtney!"

The three are then shown on the pedestal. "Go!" Chris yells.

"Your going down heartbreaker!!!" Courtney shrieks launching herself at Duncan.

"Mommy." Duncan whispers as Courtney lands on him and gives him a punch in the face. She tears some of his hair out with her bare hands and shoves it down his throat! She then picks him up and spins him in circles before flinging him like a shot put ball.

Courtney gets up and dusts herself off. "That was easy." She replies.

"Push." Jovi says pushing caught off guard Courtney into the Amazon River.

"Way to use your brain Jovi!" Rhonda cheers. "Next up DJ, Bridgette and Bradley."

The three are shown on the pedestal with Bradley smirking. "Go!" Chris yells.

Bradley quickly charges and using his pugil stick to knock Bridgette off. "Sorry." Bradley lies convincingly.

DJ rolls up his sleeves and charges forward. Bradley moves to the side and sticks out his leg. DJ trips and falls into the Amazon River.

"All right next up is Heather, LeShawana and Taylor." Rhonda says.

The three are shown on the pedestal. "Go!" Chris yells.

Taylor has a breakdown and runs off the pedestal screaming "WHY DID HE LEVE ME? OH WHY!!!"

LeShawana charges forward and Heather tries to block her using her pugil stick. But LeShawana exerts too much force and causes Heather to fall into the River.

"Oh no Heather will melt!" Rhonda laughs. "Anyway next up is Trent, Geoff and SG!"

The three appear up on the pedestal and get ready to duel. "GO!" Chris yells.

SG stands in the background while Geoff and Trent push each other holding onto the other trying to force the other of the edge. Trent has got Geoff on the edge when SG appears and pushes the two off into the Amazon River.

"Yay SG!" Julie cheers clapping like a seal. SG blushes.

"Finally Sierra, Noah and Mikey! Rhonda calls.

The three appear on the pedestal. "GO!" Chris yells.

Sierra and Mikey look at each other and proceed to rush towards Noah knocking him off the edge. They turn to each and charge. But Sierra's height gives her the advantage as she knocks Mikey off the edge.

"And with that we move on two round two!" Rhonda exclaims. Since there are only eight of you will have one round of two. Those two will be Jovi and Lindsay!"

The two get on the platform. Lindsay seems confused. "Go!" Chris yells.

"Wait how do I use this thing?" Lindsay asks.

While she's distracted Jovi sneaks up next to her and pushes her off. "Congrats to Jovi who makes it to the final round. Rhonda says. "Next up Julie, Sierra and LeShawana!

The three get ready to start. "Go!" Chris yells.

Sierra and Julie look over at each and nod, agreeing to both attack LeShawana. But LeShawana predicted this and sneaks up to knock Sierra off! "Sierra!!!" Julie screams.

"Sorry girl." LeShawana calls down. Then she and Julie prepare to face off. Julie comes attacking but LeShawana dodges. But she loses her balance. Julie takes this opportunity to launch a roundhouse kick at LeShawana which successfully knocks her off.

"And with that Julie moves into the finales." Rhonda announces. And now for Bradley, SG and Rosamond to face off!"

The three (along with Rosamond's cats) get on the platform. "Go!" Chris yells. Rosamond's cats Wednesday and BeetleJuice try and pounce at SG and Bradley. SG captures Wednesday and throws her off while Bradley uses his pugil stick to knock BeetleJuice down to the river.

"Go SG!" Julie cheers.

"You can do it SG!" Sierra calls.

"Go getting man." Mikey yells.

SG turns around and blushes but is then knocked off his pedestal by Bradley who uses his pugil stick.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Screams Julie.

"Here kitty kitty." Bradley teases. Rosamond replies by having both Coraline and Vincent attack. But their combined effort was enough as both cats were flung away by his pugil stick.

Rosamond gasps, knowing she is defenseless. Bradley runs towards her but she swiftly dodges him. She then proceeds to kick him and he knocks her to the edge of the pedestal with his pugil stick. Rosamond hisses. "Sorry Rosamond." he states as he knocks her off with his pugil stick.

"And with that we have our final 3!" Rhonda yells. "Now lets finish this. You all have won a special reward but whoever does best will get an even better prize! Now Jovi, Julie and Bradley! Get ready!"

The three get on the platform. Bradley is intensely focused. Jovi is nervous but doesn't let her face show it. And Julie is well…you know. "……………………………………GO!!!!" Chris shouts.

Julie sends a roundhouse kick at Bradley. He uses his pugil stick to knock her to the ground. Then he lunges at Jovi. Jovi barley dodges but falls to the ground. Angry she kicks the pugil stick out of his hand and into the river. "Ha!" She gloats.

Bradley picks her up by his shoulder and prepares to throw her but then Julie sneaks up and kicks him in the butt. He falls as does Jovi but she gets up. "Winning!" Julie screams and spits in his eye.

Bradley then kicks her leg and trips Julie who loses balance. Bradley gets up and just as Julie is about to gain her balance he pushes her off.

"Only two left!" Chris yells.

"Sorry Jovi but your going down. Bradley states. We both know you can beat me." He then runs to her going to ram into Jovi.

"Kick him in the nuts!" Julie screams from the water.

As Bradley is about to knock her off Jovi kicks him real hard in the nuts. Bradley bends on his knees in pain.

"Bye." Jovi calls and kicks him off.

"And with that Jovi wins!" Chris calls. Rosamond cheers as Jovi jumps up and down.

Later Chris, Rhonda and the contestants are shown in the elimination room. Rhonda is holding a tray of 24 barf bags. Chris is holding a parachute and standing next to Jovi, Bradley and Julie in that order. The others are standing next to the wooden bleachers in there which have been spilt into three sections which each face a contestant. An organ one faces Jovi, A red one faces Bradley and a purple faces Julie. "Now you three were the final 3 of the challenge." Chris begins. "So you get to pick your own team and name them!"

The three cheer wile the others murmur and whisper amongst themselves. "Since Jovi won she gets to choose first then Bradley, then Julie. You start by picking a contestant of your same gender and then one of the opposite and then back again and continue until one person has not been picked. This person will be eliminated and take the drop of shame! Everyone you call will get a barf bag of airline issue peanuts from Rhonda."

"Speaking of which" Rhonda states. "Here are your barf bags." She proceeds to toss them their barf bags.

Julie eats one and replies "Tangy."

"When your name is called please sit in the section across from who chose you. Chris says. "Jovi please began."

"Rosamond." Jovi says.

"Chef Hatchet." Bradley says.

"Sierra." Julie says.

"Geoff." Jovi says.

"Lindsay." Bradley says.

"SG." Julie says.

"Bridgette." Jovi says.

"DJ." Bradley says.

"Nellie." Julie says.

"Justin." Jovi says.

"Heather." Bradley says.

"Mikey." Julie says.

"Courtney." Jovi says.

"Duncan." Bradley says.

"LeShawana." Julie says.

"Trent." Jovi says.

"Barbie." Bradley reluctantly says. Some of his teammates mumble something. Barbie says nothing and sit down.

"Noah." Julie says.

"……………………………..Taylor." Jovi says.

"……………………………..Cosmic River." Bradley says.

"………………………………………………..Gwen." Julie says.

"Well with that."Chris says. The eliminated contestant is………………………

............................................Collin."

"Yes!!!!!!!!!!!" Rhonda cheers.

"Wait I was listening and stuff but what happens if your not picked?" Collin asked.

"It means this." Rhonda replies. She hands him the parachute and opens the door. "Bye Collin." She says waving before angrily kicking out.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He is heard screaming.

Jovi is shown in the confessional. "I'm happy with my team for the most part. Truthfully I didn't want Taylor but if I choose Gwen she and Courtney would have gotten into a fight and everybody would have had to take sides and it would be a bunch of drama I don't want. I hope I made the right decision.

Bradley is shown in the confessional. "I wasn't very happy that I chose Barbie. She is utterly pathetic and useless. But I didn't want Taylor slowing me down and having to put up with her outbursts and mood swings. And I don't want Gwen. I chose Duncan because he always gets far. He'll do great in the challenges so my team will get far but when it comes time I can easily dispose of him so he doesn't become a threat in the future. Being on my team he has no allies except maybe DJ. If I had Gwen though he would have her and they would gather plenty of allies. Maybe even making an alliance. I couldn't have that. So I went with Barbie. If she causes too much trouble then I can dispose of her quite easily. She is no threat to me."

Julie is shown in the confessional. "I just saved a lot of money by switching to Gecko!"

"Well thats our show." Rhonda says smiling back in the elimination room.

"Join us next time for Total Drama What The Heck?" Chris yells.

Chapter 3 Drama Is Served
Chris and Rhonda are shown in the cockpit.

"Last time on Total Drama What The Heck?" Chris begins. "Our contestants singing was judged by The Judges of America Idol. Rosamond was the best and Collin was the worse. Then we landed in the Amazon. And thats were things got interesting."

"The contestants had to race through the jungle to the Amazon River." Rhonda stated. "Since Rosamond was the best at singing she got a head start. She and choose her new friend Jovi to join her and they raced off. The other contestants formed teams to go through the forest. Except for Barbie and Collin who couldn't because they had penalties and had to go later. And…"

"Once the race started Julie, Sierra, Mikey and Nellie in a sack were attacked by monkeys." Chris interrupted. "Meanwhile Bradley decided to use Chef and his knifes to cut a shortcut through the forest which took his team of him, Chef, Lindsay and Heather out of the woods and right to the river before Rosamond and Jovi who arrived shortly after."

"Meanwhile Collin was let into the forest and a bit later Barbie was who fell in mud and awkwardly started at it." Rhonda said. "Julie's group beat the monkeys and met up with SG who they let join them. Soon everyone arrived at the river and fought on a pedestal in the middle of the river. Bradley's group got these pugil stick things with foam ends that are used in the American version Gladiators I thing. Anyway Julie, Bradley and Jovi were the last 3 and Jovi ended up winning. The three then picked teams in the order of Jovi, Bradley and Julie. Collin wasn't chosen so he was eliminated. Then the episode ended. Wow a lot happened."

Chris nodded in agreement. "How will the teams work out now? Will Julie doing something weird? Will Barbie talk? Who will be eliminated? Find out on Total Drama What The Heck?"

(The theme song plays)

The contestants are shown in the elimination room as Chris and Rhonda walk in. "All right contestants." Chris begins. "The next order of business is to name teams. Then Rhonda will make us a nice dinner before we had off to bed. Now since Jovi came in first, her team gets the Upper Class section as their reward." Jovi's team cheers while the others grumble amongst each other. "Now Jovi." Rhonda says. "What would you like to name your team?"

"Hmm." Jovi thinks for a second. "…………..Team Indestructible is a good name right?"

"Sure." Rhonda replies. "All right your team is Team Indestructible!" As Rhonda finishes an orange circle with a shield in it appears above to Jovi's team, it being her team symbol like other team symbols (ex. Screaming Gopher team symbol).

"Lets just hope you guys don't end up like Team Victory." Chris says. Now whats your team's name Bradley?"

"I'm naming my team off my school's great athletic teams." Bradley stated. "Were the Bulldogs!" As he finishes a red circle with a bulldog in it appears being the team symbol.

"Aww! I love dogs!" Rhonda says.

"Not if they chase cats!" Rosamond yells.

"Ok." Rhonda replies. "Anyway Julie whats your team's name?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Julie cry, falling to the floor in tears.

"Oh come on Julie you'll have a great idea!" Sierra says encouragingly.

"Whats it matter?" Nellie says. "Were probably going to lose first anyway."

"Well I do have one idea but its not very good…." Julie says.

"I'm sure it's great Julie." SG says helping her up off the floor.

"Promise you think its great?" Julie asks drying her eyes.

"Promise." SG replies.

"Ok." Julie says taking a deep breath. "Our team is………..The Killer Kleptomaniacal Top Banana Bottom Feeding Perci OVER 9000 Muskies of Goth Magical Whatnot Globetrotting Locusts Studded Jumping Lemmings MEH BUKKIT League Of Super Justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What The Heck?" Noah screams.

"Do you like it?" Julie asks.

"I like it!" Rhonda replies. "Its very groovy!"

"Wow." Heather says. "Were you born in the seventies?"

"At least my face doesn't look like its from the seventies!" Rhonda yells.

"Like whats wrong with the seventies man?" Cosmic River asks.

"Thats So 70 Show!" Julie replies.

"Somehow I knew you were going to do that." Nellie states.

"Thats a long name." Chris states.

"How about we call you the Fun Bunch for short?" Rhonda asks.

"Okie Dokie!" Julie replies. Then a purple circle with a question mark in it appears being that team's symbol. "Great! Now that were finished with team naming lets go enjoy dinner!" Chris says.

The scene changes to the cafeteria where the teams are each sitting at their own tables that match their team color. Everyone is chatting when Chris and Rhonda appear and silence everyone.

"What is for dinner Rhonda?" Chris asks.

"It can't be worse than Chef's cooking." Heather replies.

"I'm right here!" Chef states.

"So?" Heather replies. "I talk bad about everybody no matter where they are."

Rhonda ignoring their comments proceeds to describe dinner. "For dinner we have pasta! You have your choice of "" noodles and bow-tie noodles. You can have alfredo sauce, "" or "" with meat in it. We also have meatballs or parmesan cheese you may put on your pasta. For sides you can have breadsticks, green-beans or get a salad from the salad bar. You can get a juice, soda, milk or water from the cooler. And a little later I'll pass out chocolate cake for dessert!"

"Wait that sounds… great!!!" DJ bursts out.

"Of course." Rhonda replies. I try my best to make a good meal."

"And you made this by yourself?" Bridgette asks.

"Yup. It was pretty easy actually." Rhonda replies.

"Well lets dig in!" Chris says.

The interns proceed to pass out large bowls of the steaming noodles along with smaller bowls filled with breadsticks, green-beans, the sauces and meat balls. Rhonda passes out everyone a plate. The contestants proceed to eat family style, passing the bowls to one another. At the Fun Bunch's table Julie, Sierra, Mikey and Nellie are shown talking. "This alfredo sauce rocks!" Mikey yells. "I know right, I can't wait for the cake." Sierra replies.

"If we still have room for cake!" Julie says licking up the last of the alfredo sauce from her plate. "Nellie pass me some more of those noodles please!"

Nellie passes her the noodles but says, "Be careful not to each too much or you could get a stroke. These foods are probably covered in high portions of fat that will kill you."

"You can't tell me you don't like the food?" Mikey asks. "It tastes so great!"

"I can't taste the good in things because there is no good." Nellie replies unemotionally. "I can only taste the unpleasant and unhealthy along with any pain it causes. Thats why I'm not eating much. That and the fact were stuffing our faces while children starve and die slowly from it."

"Honey you need a psychiatrist." Julie replies.

"Thats what Cody told me!" Sierra replies. "I miss Cody."

"What happened to the two of you after Total Drama World Tour?" Mikey asks.

"We became friends. Great friends. But Cody still wasn't interested in me." Sierra replies. "I tried hard for him to like me. I even made him a huge meal. My mother always said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

"Funny I always though the way to a man's heart was through surgery." Julie replies. "But I don't get why Cody wasn't interested."

"It's because he wants girls hotter than me." Sierra replies, sighing.

"Thats obviously the reason." Nellie responds. "The belief that people "fall" in love based on sharing common interests and like being around each other is false. People only look for "lovers" because our primal instincts are designed to make our bodies feel attraction so we find someone to repopulate with. This is because we were once a species that was hunted by predators so we needed to repopulate to make sure our species surveys for a long time. Thats why some animals don't really raise their children. They just need to keep repopulating. Others do to make sure their children survive to repopulate so their species doesn't go extinct. Species are attracted to good looking species because they are usually healthy and strong which means their children will be. We made up this "love" stuff. We only want a mate we can get along with because we have decided to mate for life and what a mate that doesn't annoy us and can do things we enjoy with them."

"One you take up too much of the show's time with your jabbering." Julie replies. "Two you don't seem to be looking for love. So doesn't this mean your not acting on your primal instincts?"

"I have an explanation for myself." Nellie explained uncaring. "Our body's create attraction through chemicals in our bodies. It's possible I lack or don't produce those chemicals. Or my brain doesn't respond to those chemicals. There may never be a good explanation. There is a thing called nonsexuality where people don't feel attraction or "love" if it was real. Anyway the reason Cody isn't attracted to Sierra is because he doesn't find her good for mating. This could be because he doesn't find the right qualities in her that would be good for his children or he doesn't want to mate for life with her because he finds her too annoying or maybe his mind is adjusted to not wanting to mate for life like lions don't instead wanting to be head of the pride who gets to mate with the best lionesses who are in his pride."

"I have heard of nonsexuality." Julie replies. "But I don't think that is what you are. I think your just too depressed to believe in love and have tried ignoring your feelings. You've come up with that as your reason against love and have been saying it for so long you believe it and don't realize your feelings anymore."

"I'm so confused as to what were talking about." Mikey says.

"Me too." Sierra says.

"Look SG is sitting all alone over there." Julie states pointing to SG alone in the corner. "He looks sad. We should go cheer him up and sit with him!"

"How will that cheer him up?" Nellie asks.

"Come on lets go." Julie says.

The four get up and race to SG. "Hi SG!" Julie says.

"Hey." SG says surprised.

"Can we sit with you?" Julie asks.

"Um sure, go ahead." SG replies. "Why are you sitting all alone?" Julie asks.

"I didn't think anyone wanted to sit with me. I'm kinda quiet." SG replies.

"Ya but your really funny and nice." Julie replies. "Tons of people would want to sit with you. Especially us."

"Thanks." SG says blushing.

"Your welcome. Julie says. "Hey don't you think this food is great?"

"Yeah." SG replies. "I love theses breadsticks. I can't wait for the cake."

"I know right!" Sierra replies. "I really love cake."

"I once had this great wedding cake. Too bad I didn't get more before the groom caught me eating it early." Julie says.

SG laughs. "Were you even invited to the wedding?"

"Of course not. I like to crash weddings so I can steal the wedding gifts. I one got an Xbox 360 and a chinchilla at one." Julie replies.

Meanwhile LeShawna, Gwen and Noah are sitting with each other. "I hate this team." Gwen says. "We hardly no anybody here not to mention I'm not with my boyfriend."

"Then why did you mention it?" Noah asked.

"Listen y'all." LeShawna says. "The newbies on this team are all ready friends and probably will work in an alliance. If the three of us team up as an alliance we might find a way to break their alliance."

"Well i'm in." Gwen states.

"I guess I'd rather work with you then that Nutcase and her pals." Noah states.

"Great!" LeShawna says. "Now we have to work our hardest in challenges." LeShawna gives Noah a glare. "Or else will be on the cutting board. Meanwhile we'll work on persuading the two of them to turn on the others."

Meanwhile at Team Indestructible's table everyone is having a good time. Everyone except Taylor who is crying in the corner alone. Bridgette is talking to Courtney who is actually smiling. Geoff, Trent and Justin are chatting. Jovi and Rosamond are chatting about their life back at home. "So Rosamond do you have a boyfriend?" Jovi asks.

"No." Rosamond says blushing. "I never had a boyfriend. What about you?"

"Not currently but I've had a few previously." Jovi says. "Do you see any here you think are kinda cute?"

"Well Justin is hot and DJ loves animals and is strong. SG is really cute. Bradley looks hot but none of them seem my type." Rosamond says.

"Who is your type?" Jovi asks.

"Um…" Rosamond says blushing.

"OH." Jovi says. "I get it."

"Get what?" Rosamond asks.

"Nothing." Jovi says smirking.

At the Bulldogs' table Barbie at the far end of the table eating alone. She is hardly eating because no one is passing her food except Cosmic River who is up and passing him food right now. He goes back to his seat next to DJ and Duncan. "Dude why are you passing her food?" Duncan asks.

"Really bro?" Cosmic River asks.

"She is kinda scary." DJ says.

"No reason to freak about Barbie. Cosmic River says. "She is just a violet that has to bloom. Like thing what your mom would say about judging a lady before you could know her man."

"I guess your right." DJ says. "Man I wish Momma was here. This food reminds me of her."

"Grow up." Duncan says.

"Don't be glum man, just mellow out. Your Momma is proud of you for making it to the fourth season of Total Drama." Cosmic River says comforting DJ.

"Thanks man." DJ says.

"Your welcome dude". Cosmic River replies. "Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to the salad bar. Its so groovy! They have a vegetarian option!" Duncan is shown in the confessional. "I'm not a fan of Cosmic River and his hippie attitude. I'm even more upset about not being with Gwen and her getting picked last! I need to speak to our team captain."

At the same time Heather, Chef, Lindsay and Bradley where eating together and commenting on Barbie. Heather was on Bradley's right, Lindsay was on Bradley's left and Chef was across from Bradley.

"Look at that swine eat." Heather states staring at Barbie who is really just normally eating a salad.

"I don't think I could have fed that blob." Chef states.

"Why did you put her on the team Bradley?" Lindsay asks.

"Because I didn't want Gwen to team up with Duncan and vote us all off. " Bradley replied calmly. "Now we can vote Duncan since he does the better then Barbie will. We just need one more person to join us."

"Who the hippie?" Chef asked.

"No, he is a peacelover and will only make us weaker. Will get DJ." Bradley replied.

"How?" Heather asked.

"Don't worry I have a plan." Bradley snickered.

Later the teams were done eating the main meal as the interns passed out the delicious chocolate cake. "After your done with the cake." Chris says. "You can all go to your areas. Those in first class get to enjoy the internet with our new laptops! Breakfast will start at eight thirty and end at ten forty five so you may come and get it whenever you like. It will be on the tables just like last time. But remember first come, first serve. " Chris then claps his hands and the contestants dig in.

SG is shown sad picking at his chocolate cake. "Whats wrong with your cake SG?" Julie asks. "Does it smell like pie cause I once ate a cake that chocolate but it was actually pie. A cow pie. A cow patty if you will. A large pile of cow…."

"I get it." SG replies. "I was bummed because I was told we would get internet access but I wasn't told it would be only available in first class."

"You can use my laptop!" Julie calls. "But on one condition."

"What?" SG asks.

"I can call you Puddin!" Julie replies.

"Why?" SG asks.

"Because I wanna." Julie states.

"Well I guess…" SG begins.

"Yay!" Julie replies.

The scene change to tomorrow morning. Duncan, Gwen, Julie, Sierra, Nellie, Rosamond, Jovi, Cosmic River, DJ and Barbie are the only ones in the cafeteria eating breakfast while the others sleep.

"Why are we here again?" Rosamond asks. "I was having such a good cat nap."

"Nap?" Jovi asks.

"Like my cats I'm a creature of the night, I take naps to make sure I still have energy." Rosamond responds. "Now why are we here at eight forty in the morning?"

"Because Chris said first come, first serve and I wanted a lot more of that dinner last night but I didn't get any. The breakfast will be just as good and we can have as much as we want." Jovi replies. "Besides no one from or team is here."

"Good point." Rosamond replies. She and Jovi sit down. Rosamond's cats sit next to her as Rosamond pulls tuna fish cans out of her pocket and opens them with a can opener that she again pulls from her pocket.

"Have those been in your pockets this whole time?" Jovi asks.

"No." Rosamond replies. "I bring them in my bags. Along with these!" Rosamond yells pulling out troll dolls. "Aren't they cute?" Jovi looks at Rosamond's troll dolls. They're skin is the mix of dark green and grey and they have tiny warts along with fat bellies and big noses. There hair is various colors and sticks up. "Very adorable." Jovi lies convincingly.

"Great!" Rosamond says. "I bought them from my hometown and bought this kit that lets you make them when the company ran out of business. I make them all the time. And sew their clothes. So at night before my catnap I made everyone on our team…..troll dolls that look just like them! Here is yours."

Rosamond hands a Jovi a troll doll. It looks just like the doll described above but with Jovi's clothes and hair color. "Its very beautiful." Jovi replies. "The resemblance is uncanny."

"I'd knew you'd love it!" Rosamond replies putting a hashbrown on her plate. "Nate did."

"Who's Nate?" Jovi asks.

"He is this amazing detective who has been my friend from childhood." Rosamond states. "He is always helping people solve cases about missing objects. He helped me find his birthday present when it was missing, and find the prize for a pet show I was hosting, and helped me find my first troll doll ever after I thought I lost it in Scandinavia, and helped the baseball team I formed find our second base which was a gloopy purple plastic octopus and helped me when I lost the money box when I was telling fortunes and…"

"You seem to really admire him." Jovi replies.

"Well he is a great guy." Rosamond replies blushing.

Jovi laughs and puts a pancake on her plate. "I can tell."

Meanwhile Julie, Sierra and Nellie are talking and eating their scrambled eggs, pancakes and hashbrowns and drinking orange juice except for Nellie who is drinking sweet tea.

"Rhonda told me we have a challenge today." Sierra replied unenthusiastically. "She couldn't tell me much more."

"Well she certainly makes good pancakes!" Julie says scarfing down pancakes. "Rhonda should open up an IHOP!!! Not that I'm allowed in IHOP anymore. Or WaffleHouse. Or my house. Or your house."

"Ok." Sierra states eating one of her eggs. "Julie could I borrow your computer? I want to update my blog about what I've been doing here."

"Sorry I don't have it." Julie states. "I let SG borrow it and he used all night long. Look here he comes now."

SG walks in the cafeteria and sits next to Julie. "Thank you so much for letting me use your computer Julie." SG says handing her back her purple laptop.

"No problem Puddin." Julie says taking back her computer and handing it to Sierra. "You didn't look at my word documents did you?"

"No." SG replies . "Whats on them?" Nellie asks even though she doesn't really care.

"Oh nothing." Julie replies. "Just my alien master's plans for world domination. And my GROCEY SHOPPING LIST!"

"What do you need at the grocery?" Sierra asks.

"Some bacon is all." Julie says.

Later the contestants have all finished breakfast and facing Chris and Rhonda.

"Good morning everyone!" Rhonda asks. "Its great to see all of you!"

"Wow your so much happier than yesterday Rhonda." Chris says. "Was yesterday the end of your time of the month?"

"OH MY GOD SHUT UP CHRIS!!!" Rhonda yells hitting him on the head with her frying pan.

"I guess it isn't over." Chris says rubbing his head.

"CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rhonda screams hitting him again.

"Ok, ok I'm done." Chris says rubbing his head. "Anyways did you guys sleep well?"

"I thought they seemed pretty sleepy when I went through their….never mind." Rhonda says.

"Ok." Chris says. "Anyway since were using footage from last night we decided to do a challenge today."

The contestants groan. "So for today's challenge…" Chris began. "Were going to………………Paris, France!"

"You mean where they make french fries?" Julie asks.

"My boyfriend once bought me french fires." Taylor says before crying.

"Now unlike last time Total Drama went to France we will not be doing art based challenges." Rhonda says. "Instead will be doing a cooking challenge!" Rhonda exclaims. As she does a light above them goes off and a ping noise is made. "Looks like were here!" Rhonda says stopping out of the plane into an airport. Chris and the other contestants stop out as well. A tour bus pulls up, being driven by an intern. They all get on and the tour bus takes off.

The scene changes to a big and fancy restaurant where the tour bus pulls up. The contestants along with Rhonda and Chris get out and enter the restaurant. "Welcome to this fancy famous french restaurant!" Rhonda says. "For today's challenge you three teams will cook us a meal from this book." Rhonda then throws the three team captain's cookbooks. "These cookbook's have various different delicious foods in here. The team captain will pick what to cook. Then me and other secret judges will taste your food and judge it."

"The winners get first class and a special reward." Chris says. "Rhonda what is our special reward?"

"The winners will get to spend the next two nights before the challenge will sit in first class and get to have a movie pajama party!" Rhonda exclaims excitedly. "They will get to stay up and watch movies from a huge bunch of choices. They'll watch it in HD on a flat screen! I'll also cater the event with popcorn made straight from a machine and make as many different desserts of their choice!"

"The losing team however will go to elimination and vote off one of their own." Chris says. "Now before we begin Rhonda has a few rules to go over."

"All right well there aren't many rules to go over." Rhonda says. "The first and most important is to make sure not to add any kind of potatoes or pumpkin or potato and pumpkin flavored stuff in the recipe."

"Why?" DJ asks.

"You don't want to know." Rhonda says cringing. "Other than that I don't think there is anything else to say. You need to make a main entree, a side and a great dessert. Remember to try and follow the recipe as best you can. A little off on measuring is fine but don't add anything unneeded. Also work as a team, You should be able to make everything taste great and need not an ounce of help if your working as a team. To work as a team you need to make sure everyone is working equally and treating each other nice. Now let's get started!"

"You know you said there was nothing else to say but you said a lot." Julie points out.

"Just start the challenge." Rhonda replies. "Your kitchen as your team emblem on it."

Later The Bulldogs are shown in the kitchen. "What are we going to do Bradley?" Lindsay asked.

"Well since this challenge involves cooking I've decided that Chef and DJ will lead the challenge." Bradley states. "They are the most qualified and I trust them to lead this challenge well."

"Really?" DJ asked. "In the jail challenge I kinda messed up…"

"That was about cooking bad food." Bradley clarifies. "Your cooking good food. So you'll do great. Besides Chef will help you."

"Ok I guess." DJ replies gulping. "So uh Chef what should we cook?"

"Well how about we do a breakfast themed meal and serve a ham and cheese omelet as the main course?" Chef suggests.

"Yeah breakfast is easy and tasty no matter what time of the day. We can serve so sausage links on the side and for the best part a raspberry crepe." DJ replies.

"Sounds delicious." Bradley replies. "You two tell us what to do and well get right on it."

"All right." Chef says. "Me and DJ will cook the crepe. Lindsay and Bradley can cook the omelet while Heather and the punk cook the sausages." Chef tears two pages from the book and hands them to Heather and Bradley. "The hippie and fatty can make the whipped cream for the raspberry filled crepes. Chef tears another page and hands it to Cosmic River.

"Unless Barbie plans on licking the bowl. Then there won't be any left." Bradley teases. Everyone except Cosmic River and Barbie laugh.

Barbie just stays silent and doesn't speak.

"Brah don't go treating poor Barbie bad." Cosmic River. "Give peace a chance. No reason to be square man."

"Oh go protest war or something hairy." Bradley says. "But after you and the hungry hippo go make the whipped cream." Cosmic River starts to say something but Bradley walks away. The other's go their stations and begin reading the recipe. Bradley walks up to Chef and whispers "Try and apologize to DJ about the alliance in TDA so we can get him to join us." Chef nods and smiles evilly. Bradley smirks and starts to walk over to Lindsay but Duncan stops him.

"Can we chat outside?" Duncan asks. Bradley nods not at all worried. He even seems like he excepted this. Duncan and Bradley leave the kitchen and start to talk.

"What can I help you with?" Bradley asks. "What gives? Duncan asks. "Why did you pick me to be on your team but not Gwen even though she is my girlfriend?" "Well I obviously picked you because your so good." Bradley lies.

"What?" Duncan asks. "Don't be messing with me!"

"But its the truth." Bradley states. "Your always good in challenges and always make far in past seasons, even wining season two which was clearly the hardest season. I knew I needed someone like you on my team."

"Then why did you not pick Gwen?" Duncan asks.

"Because Heather was on this team." Bradley explains. "Having to be with her on every team must suck and I felt she deserved a break. Besides we both know she can handle herself on her own."

"I know." Duncan starts. "But I…"

"You want to be with her and protect her." Bradley butts in. "I completely understand and I'm sorry I had to spilt you two up. But I need you on my team."

"Wait why did you pick Heather if you know she would be bad?" Duncan asks.

"I didn't think my choices through." Bradley lies. "I knew from the begging I wanted you. But I thought since Heather won last time she could do a great job for my team. Then when we lose she can easily be voted off making sure she doesn't go far again and humiliating her after wining last time and going home so soon. I'm sorry it was a bad idea…"

"Actually it is a good idea." Duncan says. "I guess there aren't any hard feelings and I'll definitely help you send Heather packing."

"Excellent." Bradley says. "And I was also wondering if you wanted to……form an alliance?"

"Really?" Duncan asks.

"Of course." Bradley replies. "With your great skill and experience and my leadership position we can dominate the team and control everyone. Not to mention Lindsay's attraction to me and your friendship with DJ will give us to more allies."

"True." Duncan says. "All right I'm in. You go convince Lindsay while I go talk to DJ…"

"I don't think that's a good idea." Bradley states. "After they both were in alliances that sent them home I think I should try and befriend DJ and flirt with Lindsay more. DJ will be fine to be an alliance with you because your great pals and Lindsay because they were both on Team Victory. By getting to know me he'll be happy to join. And once Lindsay is head over heels she join no matter what."

"I don't know…" Duncan says.

"Dude it will be fine." Bradley reassures. "They're practically in our alliance just not "officially". I just need to become closer with the two while you lay back and hang with Gwen."

"That does seem like a good plan." Duncan says. "I'll put in a good word about you to DJ just to make sure."

"Great." Bradley says. "We'll be voting Heather off in no time."

Duncan nods and walks back into the kitchen. Bradley smiles evilly and rubs his hands together.

The scene changes to the confessional where Bradley is. "My plan worked perfectly." he says smirking. "Practically everyone on my team is under my control. Heather and Chef are desperately in need of allies and were easy to smooth talk. Lindsay is all ready head over heels in love with me. And I've managed to convince Duncan I'm a good guy and that I think he is awesome and that were in some kind of alliance. Ha! And now he is gonna put a good word in for me with DJ. Not to mention I have a secret plan for getting DJ and Cosmic River to trust me. That only leaves Barbie who I don't need and can easily dispose of when I feel like it. I could stick with Duncan but I think it would be better to have Chef and Heather as allies because no one likes them which means I'll get all the support in the finals. Not to mention they are less likely to betray me than Duncan. I only need DJ as a vote and incase he has to replace one of my members. I'll stick with Duncan if I need to but I doubt I do."

Meanwhile in Team Indestructible's kitchen, the constants are trying to decide what to do. "I think we should do Italian like in the last cooking challenge on TDI." Geoff says. "We could make spaghetti again."

"Thats a good idea but I think we need to do something more original especially since we had pasta last night." Courtney says. "No offense."

"It's cool Courts." Geoff replies.

"Now I think…" but before Courtney can finishes Jovi exclaims "Pizza! We should do pizza. This book has a great pizza recipe and a good one for greek salad which can be our side. It even has a good zeppola recipe!"

"What?" Courtney asks.

"An Italian dessert." Jovi replies. "My grandma makes them for my family. They're like fried dough balls or donuts or creampuffs. My grandma filled them with custard and put vanilla icing then a dab of chocolate icing on top. This book has a great recipe for them. They'll be the best part of the meal."

"Well that isn't what I was going to suggest but I guess it works." Courtney says. "Now then Rosamond and Tay.."

"Actually since I'm the captain I'll give orders." Jovi states. "Bridgette and Geoff can make the pizza sauce using this recipe." Jovi tears out a page and gives it to Geoff. "Trent and Justin can make the dough." Jovi tears out another page and gives it to Justin. "Taylor can make the custard while Courtney can make the greek salad." Jovi tears out the pages and hands each their recipe. "Me and Rosamond will make the the dough part of the zeppoles. Now lets get started people!"

Everyone shuffles off into the kitchen and gets working. Courtney mumbles something under her breath. Jovi doesn't notice, she is too busying observing everybody going to their station.

"Who does she think she is?" Courtney asks in the confessional. "Giving orders. I'm way more qualified to be giving orders. I was a CIT! She is just some newbie who waltz in here and thinks she is qualified to lead. Just because you won a challenge doesn't make you a genius. Duncan has won a lot and he is a complete idiot! She needs to understand that I'm the head chef. And she is just a busboy."

Meanwhile at The Fun Bunch's kitchen, the contestants aren't sure what to do. "Well what are we doing oh greet leader?" Noah asks.

"Give me a sec." Julie says flipping through the book.

"If only we had a rat to cook for us." Sierra says staring at the wall.

"But Heather isn't on our team." SG jokes. Everyone laughs as SG who starts to blush for saying that out loud.

"I KNOW!" Julie exclaims. "We'll cook a country homestyle meal! This book has a great recipe for country fried steak with gravy. We'll cook homestyle macaroni and cheese and serve some good cherry pie on the side! It will be like eating at Cracker Barrel!"

"I like it!" Sierra says.

"Me two!" Mikey replies.

"Me three." SG says.

"What about you Nellie?" Julie asks.

"I don't like anything." Nellie replies uncaringly.

"What about you guys?" Julie says looking at LeShawna, Noah and Gwen.

"Lets get cooking!" LeShawna replies.

"Excellent!" Julie squeals. "LeShawna and Gwen can make the pie, Nellie and Noah can make the gravy while Sierra and Mikey make the mac and cheese. Which means SG and me can make the country fried steak! Everyone clear?" Everyone nods and moves to their station. "Now is our chance." Leshawna whispers to Gwen who nods and moves her way towards SG.

"Hey SG can we talk outside?" Gwen asks.

"Sure." SG says nodding. He follows Gwen out the kitchen where they stop in the hall.

"So you know me SG." Gwen says.

"Yeah." SG replies. "I'm actually a fan of yours."

"Cool." Gwen replies. "Maybe this will make things easier…"

"What easier?" SG asks. "Well I notice your close with Julie but……..I think she is pretending to be your friend so she can manipulate you. I think she is doing the same thing with Sierra, Mikey and Nellie."

"What?" SG asks. "Why would you think that?"

"Well I accidentally heard her in the confessional and she said her act was fooling everyone and all of those losers are falling for my false friendship. She said she would be the winner before you know it. I think she is just pretending to be crazy so no one excepts her true intentions and she doesn't have to give a backstory."

"I….I don't know what to say." SG replies. "I'm not sure I can believe what your saying. Julie has been really nice and taken the time to get to know me."

"Fine." Gwen replies. "I tried to help you. But don't be surprised if you ask her about where she is from and she gives you a crazy story or changes the subject." Gwen goes back to the kitchen leaving SG to ponder what just happened.

The door opens again and Julie walks out. "Hey SG!" she calls. "You ok?"

"Yeah fine." SG replies.

"You sure?" Julie asks.

"Yeah." he replies. "Lets go back to the kitchen.

Later the teams have been cooking for awhile. Team Indestructible has made great progress. They have nearly finished making the dough and are about to put the sauce and cheese on it. But first Trent and Justin are sprinkling on a few spices. They just finish sprinkling the spices as Jovi walks over and inspects it. "I think this pizza needs more." Trent says reaching for the parmesan.

"No more cheese!" Jovi yells. "The recipe calls for this many cups of cheese. No more, no less."

"But it doesn't look like enough." Trent says. "It will expand in the stove." Jovi replies. "We were told to follow the recipe and thats what were going to do."

"Why?" Justin asks. "Because their the rules." Jovi replies. "And I follow the rules. And so will my team as long as I'm team captain."

"That wasn't really a rule." Justin says.

"Even though Rhonda didn't say it was a rule it was a good piece of advice and is a rule by chefs." Jovi says. "And the recipe is the instructions to make the food and instructions should be followed."

"Ok." Justin says throwing his hands in the air.

"Good now put it in the stove. You did preheat to four hundred fifty degrees right?" Jovi asks.

"Yes." Justin sighs.

"Great!" Jovi replies.

Jovi walks by and looks at Courtney. "Stop Courtney!" Jovi yells.

"What now?" Courtney asks.

"Your about to cut an extra head of lettuce. The recipe calls for only two." Jovi replies.

"Sorry I was distracted." Courtney replies . "Distracting mocking me!" Jovi exclaims.

"What!?!" Courtney says angrily slicing another food.

"Rosamond has seen you mocking all the orders I've given." Jovi says. "You could cost us the challenge with all your idiotic behavior and…..COURTNEY!!!"

"What?" Courtney yells about to push in the chopped up bits of food she cut.

"YOUR ABOUT TO PUT IN POTATOES!!!" Jovi yells.

Courtney looks down and sees what Jovi says is correct. Without noticing Courtney had chopped up a potato and almost added it! She must have unintentionally grabbed it from the fridge when she wasn't noticing it. Courtney begins to frantically search the salad, making sure she didn't mess up anything else.

"Anything else wrong with it?" Jovi asks.

"No." Courtney replies.

"Courtney can I talk to you? OUTSIDE." Jovi says.

"Whatever." Courtney replies following her to the hall in front of the kitchen.

"Ok Courtney you almost cost us the challenge!" Jovi states.

"I know that!" Courtney replies yelling.

"You know I could have let you add that." Jovi says. "Then you would have cost us the challenge and been voted off. Do you know why I didn't?"

"Because it would ruin your "perfect team." Courtney snidely replies.

"No." Jovi says. "It's because your my teammate and I care about what happens to my team."

Yeah right." Courtney responds.

"It's true." Jovi says. "Courtney I know your a great leader and you would do just as well leading this team."

"Really? Courtney questions.

"Of course!" Jovi replies. "I'm actually a big fan of yours!"

"I didn't think I had any fans." Courtney says.

"Why would you think that?" Jovi asks.

"Because I'm always reading these stories on the internet about these horrible things that happen to me for no reason." Courtney says.

"I've seen some of those Courtney bashing stories too." Jovi replies. "But that doesn't mean everyone hates you. Not everyone is liked by everyone else."

"Thanks." Courtney replies drying her eye. "And you are a great leader. I should have given you a chance."

"Its ok." Jovi says. The two hug.

Then Rosamond comes outside and asks "Everything ok out here?"

"Yeah." Jovi replies. "Were just becoming better friends."

"Excuse me." A voice behind them says. The three turn around and see a redheaded girl wearing a mint green tee that says "Adorable". She has green eyes and her orange hair in a pony tail. She is wearing a jean skirt with a white belt and white tennis shoes.

"Hi." Jovi says.

"Hey!" the girl says. "My name is Jenny!"

"I'm Rosamond!" Rosamond says sticking her hand forward.

Jenny grabs it and shakes it. "Nice to meet you Rosamond. Maybe you and your friends can help me."

"What can we help you with?" Jovi asks.

"Well me and my sidekick got lost in the kitchen and can't find our way out." Jenny says. "Do you know the way?"

"Just head out that blue door at the end of the hall." Rosamond tells her.

"Wait did you say sidekick?" Courtney asks.

"Yup." Jenny replies. She moves to the left to reveal a boy behind her. He has dirty blonde hair and dark circles under his eyes. He wears a black hoodie and jeans with black sneakers.

"Hey." He says.

"Thats my sidekick Toby." Jenny says. "Unfortunately he is a failure at life so he isn't the best sidekick."

"Shut up Jenny!" Toby yells at her.

"YOUR MOM TOBY!" Jenny screams.

"Ok." Jovi says. "So is there anything else we can…"

"Hey wanna hear a secret?" Jenny asks.

"Sure." Jovi says not sure if she wants to hear it.

"………… My name is Jenny." Jenny whispers.

"That wasn't a secret moron!" Toby yells.

"SHUT UP TOBY!!!" Jenny yells.

"MAKE ME!" Toby replies.

"Um…" Courtney tries to say.

"Hey what are you guys doing in there?" Jenny asks stepping into the kitchen.

"Were making an Italian meal for a challenge." Rosamond replies.

"Cool!" Jenny exclaims. "Can we help you? Pretty please with sugar and lemonade on top!"

"Sorry." Jovi says. "But we don't need the help. We've got everything under control." Jovi sees Justin and Trent sitting around. "What are you guys doing?"

"Chill." Justin says. "Were just taking a break."

"Actually were not taking a break." Jovi says. "Do you see the rest of not working? That pizza maybe close to done but it's not done. We still need to add the sauce and cheese and bake it. We all have to work equally so we can succeed."

"Are you sure you don't need our help?" Toby asks.

"No." Jovi replies. "With all of us working there is nothing for you to do. Besides we are almost done. We work as a team so we don't need extra help."

"Well I guess well go then." Jenny says. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Rosamond replies.

"Bye." Jovi says.

"Bye." Courtney says.

Jenny skips down the hall as Toby reluctantly follows. "We got lost in kitchen." Jenny sings. "We got lost in kitchen, We got loot in a kitchen. It's not halloween and I'm really hungry."

Jovi, Rosamond and Courtney walk back into the kitchen. "Hey Jovi." Rosamond whispers.

"Yes Rosamond?" Jovi asks.

"Look what I brought!" Rosamond whispers excitedly. She pulls out the troll dolls of her teammates from her pocket. "Yay!" Jovi lies. "But I think your missing one."

"What?" Rosamond says. "Oh no! Where could it have gone?"

"Maybe you left it outside." Jovi suggests. "Hurry and go check."

Rosamond nods and hurries out the door. Jovi sighs and says. "Guys I need you to do me a HUGE favor."

"What?" Justin asks.

"Rosamond is gonna back in here and give you a troll doll that looks like you, like the one she made me." Jovi pulls the troll doll Rosamond made her out of her pocket. "Just tell her you like it. Ok?"

Everyone nods as Rosamond comes in. "Look what I have!" Rosamond yells.

Meanwhile at in The Fun Bunch's kitchen LeShawna and Gwen are about to bake the cherry pie but feel it's missing something. "Girl this pie will not wow those judges." LeShawna says.

"I agree with you." Gwen says. "It doesn't sound very tasty at all."

"How about we add a little something to give some wow." LeShawna suggests.

"I don't know." Gwen says. "Were suppose to follow the recipe."

"Trust me child I know what I'm doing." LeShawna replies. LeShawna takes out a container filled with sugar and scoops a bit of into the mix. "Now lets add some cherries to make sure it is sweet." LeShawna scoops a few more cherries in the bowl. "And finally some of…this." Leshawna pulls out a jar of some tan spice.

"What is that?" Gwen asks.

"According to the label it's called Épices citrouille Cannelle." Leshawna replies. "But its really just cinnamon." She pours it in. "Now lets put it in the pie tin and bake it."

While they're doing that Nellie and Noah have finished the gravy. "So Nellie?" Noah asks whispering.

"What?" Nellie replies.

"You don't like Julie do you?" Noah says.

"I don't like anything." Nellie says uncaringly.

"Well do you not like Julie enough to vote her off whenever we lose?" Noah asks.

"Are you trying to get me to vote with you and or join your alliance?" Nellie asks.

"If your willing to." Noah says.

"I'll consider it." Nellie replies. "But I won't tell you my answer any time soon."

"Well gee thanks." Noah replies. "Big help for me. I'll make sure I can always count on you Nellie."

Around the saw time, Julie and SG have finished making a mix for the breading and are about to pour it on the chicken. "Hey Julie?" SG asks.

"Yes SG?" she replies.

"I was wondering where your from." SG states. "You've never really told us about you life. Even I have said a little about mine."

"Oh so you wanna know stuff about me huh Puddin?" Julie asks. "Well my favorite chocolate is milk chocolate and my favorite flower is a Clematis aka a Ramona. I'd like to be taken to a theme park or maybe a romantic picnic under the stars near a waterfall with a full moon out at midnight or…"

"What?" SG says. "I just wanted to know about your life. What did you think I asking?"

"Um…" Julie replies. "Nothing. So I was created when someone put a picture of Megan Fox, A Godzilla action figure and some ravioli in the microwave. When they opened the microwave I was in it as a little baby. I was then raised by a sock puppet till I literally left the nest when I was six and five sixths. Then I got a job at McDonalds. And I've been working there ever since. Was that the answer you wanted?"

"Not really." SG says. "I actually…"

"Look someone's at the door!" Julie says rushing off to see who it is. She opens the door to see a redhead girl standing next to a dirty blonde haired boy.

"Hi." the redhead girl said. "I'm Jenny and this is my sidekick Toby."

"I'm Julie!" Julie replies.

"Can you help me?" Jenny asks. "We've gotten lost. Do you know the way out?"

"Yeah." Julie says. "Just head out the blue door at the end of the hall."

"Cool." Jenny replies. "Sorry to bug you but Toby here lost the map!"

"No I didn't!" Toby yells. "You folded it and tried putting it in the drink machine which destroyed it!"

"Shut your face Toby!" Jenny screams.

"At least my face doesn't scare children for life!" Toby replies.

"YOUR MOM TOBY!" Jenny replies. "Hey what are you guys doing in there?"

"Cooking like were southern!" Julie replies. Julie walks in the kitchen and motions Jenny and Toby to follow who do.

"Cool!" Jenny says. "Can we help?"

"Na." Julie replies. "Were good."

Suddenly a crash of dishes is heard. As Julie, Jenny and Toby turn around they see Noah and Nellie covered with gravy and broken dishes on the floor.

"Your a horrible aim." Nellie tells Noah.

"Shut up!" Noah yells. He pushes Julie aside as he walks out adding "I'm going to go clean up."

"What happened?" Mikey asks.

"Noah was being sarcastic." Nellie replies. "I said I believe he is being sarcastic because he is using it as defense. He originally used it as a way to defend himself from bullies who bullied him because of his short size and intelligence. He began to use it to defend himself because he always believes he is the one under attack. I said the reason he always feels he is under attack has to do with being held responsible for younger members of the family's actions, because he likely lives in a large family. He probably feels neglected in that large family as well. I said he needs to get over it because he isn't really a victim in this world as much as the ill or injured."

"You make everything worse you know that?" Julie says.

"Now we have to make the gravy all over again!" Gwen complains.

"Well were gonna go." Jenny says. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Julie replies.

Jenny and Toby walk out the door and down the hall. Jenny starts singing. "We got lost in a kitchen. We got lost in a kitchen, We got lost in the kitchen. Technically we got lost in a hallway and I want a pony."

Meanwhile in The Bulldog's kitchen, Chef and DJ have finished making the mix for the crepe. "Good job DJ." Chef says patting DJ on the back.

"Um thanks Chef." DJ replies.

"Listen DJ I'm sorry about that alliance we had in TDA." Chef lies. "As you know I was treated horribly by Chris on this show. I wanted to get off and if I had half of the money I wouldn't need to keep the job. It never mattered about making you more of a man. The truth is DJ, you were all ready a man."

"Wow. Thanks Chef." DJ says. "Do you mean that?"

"Of course." Chef lies.

"Well I understand why you did it." DJ says. "And I'm actually glad your on my team Chef."

"Thank you DJ." Chef replies. "No could you go get a few more raspberries."

DJ nods and walks off. Bradley walks over to Chef. "How did it go?"

"Perfectly." Chef replies. "He trusts me again." Bradley smiles. "Wonderful. Now…"

But before he can finish a knock is heard at the door. Bradley opens the door to see a redheaded girl with a dirty blonde haired boy outside. "Hi!" The redheaded girl says. "I'm Jenny! Me and my sidekick here Toby got lost and were wondering if you can tell us the way out."

"Sure," Bradley replies. "Just go down the hall and out of the blue door."

"I told you so Toby!" Jenny mocks.

"No you didn't!!!" Toby yells. "You just kept singing and singing and singing!"

"You love my singing!" Jenny replies.

"No I don't." Toby says. "Why would I like the sound tune deaf dying cats?"

"YOUR MOM TOBY!" Jenny replies. "Hey what are you guys doing in there?

Jenny and Toby step in the kitchen. "Were cooking a special breakfast meal." Bradley says.

"Can we help you?" Jenny asks.

Bradley smiles. "Sure." he says. "We could use all the help we can get."

At the same time Barbie is bringing Chef and DJ the finished whipped cream. Bradley sees her and smirks. He sticks out his leg and trips her, knocking her down on the floor as she drops the whipped cream which falls over her and the floor. Everyone (except Barbie, Cosmic River, Jenny and Toby) laughs at Barbie. "Barbie look what you did." Bradley states. "Clean this mess you made up."

"Wow." Toby says. "Your jerks. Were not going to help you."

"Agreed." Jenny states. "I'm going to make sure you don't win this challenge at all."

"Wait how did you know this is a…" But before Bradley can finish Jenny and Toby are headed to the door. Later everyone is finished and have their food in front of Rhonda who is sitting at a panel with two empty seats next to her. Chris is standing to the side.

"Wow everything sure looks good." Rhonda replies. "You guys ready to finish this?"

Everyone nods. "Great!" Rhonda replies. "Now I love everyone thing you made. The country, breakfast and italian meals look great. Lets see if our secret judges agree. Come on out guys!"

The contestants gasp as Jenny and Toby walk out and sit at the panel. "Are they the judges?" Lindsay asks.

"No were the postman." Toby replies sarcastically. "Of course were the judges."

"There also two great friends of mine who are rooming with me." Ronda says. "And the hosts of the aftermath since both Bridgette and Geoff are on the show. Now you saw them earlier when they stopped at your kitchen saying they got lost and asking the way out. Really they were looking at what you were doing because your also going to be judged on your teamwork."

"What?" Bradley asks.

"You heard me." Rhonda replies. "Were going to start by judging the food and then Jenny and Toby will tell us what they saw. So lets start with the Fun Bunch."

The three judges taste the food and smile, liking what they're tasting. They finish tasting the country fried chicken and homestyle mac and cheese and began eating a slice of pie. "Wow this is great!" Rhonda exclaims. "But I taste cinnamon. That wasn't in the recipe."

"Well I changed the recipe up a bit." LeShawna confesses. "But it still tastes good doesn't it?"

"Yes it does." Rhonda admits.

"Hey guys." Toby says. "I don't feel so good."

"You look in the mirror." Jenny teases. "Oh shut…"

But before Toby can finish he faints to the floor.

Lindsay shrieks. "Ew he is swelling!!!" she exclaims.

"Jenny inject him with the EpiPen!" Rhonda yells. "His lungs are swelling! He's losing oxygen!"

Jenny pulls out an EpiPen out of her pocket and injects Toby with it. "What did you add to that pie?" Jenny asks angrily.

"Some sugar, a few extra cherries and this cinnamon." LeShawna states pulling out the jar of cinnamon and giving i to Rhonda.

"According to my french dictionary,"Rhonda says. "Épices citrouille Cannelle means Pumpkin Cinnamon Spice! I told you not to add pumpkins and I told you not to stray from the recipe. Your team has failed to follow the most important rule which means you will not be taking first class!"

"Toby is allergic to pumpkins and potatoes." Jenny states. "If he touches them he starts swelling uncontrollably. He he eats them his lungs swell up making him unable to breath. Your carelessness almost killed him."

Interns come in and put Toby in a stretcher, carrying him off screen.

The two remaining judges eat The Bulldogs food and give it a good review. They then do the same with Team Indestructible's meal. "Now Jenny who did the best working as a team?"

"I'd have to say Team Indestructible." Jenny replies. "I saw Jovi patch up a conflict with Courtney, helping the team get back on track instead of ignoring it making things worse. They also refused my help meaning they were doing fine and were making good time likely because they were working as a team. Also I saw Jovi making sure everyone worked equally which only further helps their case."

"And the other two teams?" Rhonda asks.

"Well the Fun Bunch did ok." Jenny says. "They refused my help but I did see Nellie and Noah fighting and wasting their gravy making things bad for the rest of the team. And nothing was done to get the two to apologize. The Bulldogs did the worse. They took the offered help saying they needed all the help they could get. Then the captain tripped Barbie while she was carrying the whipped cream and almost everyone laughed. Then Barbie was told to clean up the mess she made."

"Not to mention they made fun of her the whole time." Cosmic River adds.

"Really?" Bradley asks.

"I believe in the truth man." Cosmic River replies.

"Well it is clear the winners are Team Indestructible." Rhonda announces. "They made a great meal and worked as a team." Team Indestructible cheers. "As such they won the reward. Bulldogs you treated a teammate badly as well say you needed a lot of help when I said you would need no help if you worked as a team. Fun Bunch you strayed from the recipe and broke the most important rule and almost killed Toby. And you had a fight that no one worked to resolve. Give me and Jenny a minute and we'll decide who is the loser."

A few minutes later Rhonda and Jenny have decided the losing team. "And," Rhonda begins. "The losing team is…

"The Killer Kleptomaniacal Top Banana Bottom Feeding Perci OVER 9000 Muskies of Goth Magical Whatnot Globetrotting Locusts Studded Jumping Lemmings MEH BUKKIT League Of Super Justice. We'll see you at elimination tonight."

Later on the plane, a few minutes before elimination, Julie, SG, Mikey and Nellie are chatting when Sierra comes rushing in. "Julie your in danger!" Sierra states.

"Why?" Julie asks.

"LeShawna tried to convince me to vote with her, Gwen and Noah saying the original contestants were gonna vote off the newbies starting with you. I lied and said I was with you!"

"Noah tried to convince me to do the same thing." Nellie added.

"Well it is clear LeShawna has formed an alliance with Gwen and Noah." Julie states. "And is trying to get you guys to vote me off. The only thing to do is for all of us to vote off LeShawna. Agreed?"

Everyone nods.

"Well elimination is about to start." LeShawna says in the confessional. "I tried to convince Sierra to join us, Noah did the same with Nellie and Gwen lied to SG about Julie. Lets hope at least one of them voted for Julie so I can at least fought her in a tiebreaker challenge. I know their voting for me after how well I did in the challenge. Oh well. I can only hope at this point."

Later at the ceremony, The Fun Bunch have arrived. "Well tonight one of you is going home." Chris states. "You've all voted for who you want to leave. As you can see Rhonda has 7 barf-bags filled with airline issue peanuts. If you do not receive a bag you must take the Drop Of Shame. When I call your name be prepared to catch your bag. ……….SG."

"……….Gwen, Sierra and Mikey." Rhonda states.

"……………..Noah and Nellie." Chris says. "And the final bag goes to……………………….

……………..Julie." Julie, Sierra, Mikey and SG cheer. LeShawna sighs and high fives Gwen and Noah. She then takes the Drop Of Shame. Back in the front of the plane, Chris and Rhonda are shown piloting the plane.

"Well that concludes another episode of Total Drama." Chris says. "Hope to see you next time on Total Drama What The Heck?"

Chapter 4 Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt
Chris and Rhonda are shown cockpit. "Last time on Total Drama." Chris begins. "Are contestants formed teams and had dinner. Then the next day they went to their first challenge in Paris, France."

"The contestants had to cook me and mystery judges a meal." Rhonda continues. "I told them to not add potatoes and pumpkins, to follow the recipe and work as a team. Then they started cooking. Team Indestructible did well, but Courtney didn't like Jovi taking the leadership position. Jovi talked to Courtney and they became friends. Rosamond also passed out troll dolls."

"The Bulldogs did well too." Chris says. "Bradley had Chef regain DJ's trust, and convinced Duncan he wanted an alliance with him which Duncan bought. He also made fun of Barbie and tripped her. The Fun Bunch didn't do as well with Nellie and Noah getting into a fight, and LeShawna straying from the recipe. Gwen tried to get SG to vote off Julie by lying to him, telling him she was pretending to be crazy and his friend so he would be in his alliance and, if you asked Julie where she came from she would make up a crazy story or change the subject. Though SG didn't believe Gwen, when he asked Julie where she was from she said a crazy story and changed the subject, making SG unsure what to believe."

"Each team was visited by a mysterious girl named Jenny and her sidekick Toby." Rhonda says. "It was later revealed they were the mystery judges and had judged the teams on teamwork, which would determine the winner along with how good they cooked. The Fun Bunch's cooking was pretty good... till it was learned LeShawna accidentally added pumpkin cinnamon spice which caused Toby to have an allergic reaction. The others did well in cooking but when it came to teamwork The Bulldogs failed and The Fun Bunch didn't do much better. Team Indestructible took victory and first class along with prize of getting to watch a bunch of movies. The Fun Bunch lost and though the original contestants tried to get Nellie, SG and Noah to vote off Julie, LeShawna was voted out for messing up the challenge and targeting Julie. Gosh why did so much happen?"

"Don't ask me." Chris replies. "You made the challenge. Anyway will Gwen try to get Julie eliminated again? Will The Fun Bunch lose again? And who will be voted off next? Find out on Total Drama What The Heck?"

(The theme song plays)

The Fun Bunch are in the Economy Section looking depressed after their lose. "This sucks." Mikey says.

"No I hadn't noticed." Noah replied.

"Aww cheer up guys." Julie says closing her purple laptop and proceeding to do a flip. "It's been two days since the last challenge and now we can make sure we don't mess up and will take the gold! Were like the power rangers, or the sailor scouts or Batman or really any good guy."

"Why are you so cheery?" Noah asks. "You were moping a while ago."

"Yeah." Julie replies. "But then I saw my awesome character picture on total drama island fanfiction wiki! It's awesome!" Julie does a flip in mid air and then a split.

"Julie is right." Sierra says. "We can win the challenge today and take the cake along with first class."

"What flavor is the cake?" Mikey asks. "Is it coconut? I love coconut cake!"

"The cake is a lie!" Julie screams.

"I doubt we'll win." Nellie states depressingly. "Were weak and don't cooperate well and down my a team member meaning were at a huge disadvantage. The odds are not in our favor. Not that it really matters since we'll all eventually become dead bodies being digested by earthworms stomach juices."

"She has a point." Gwen says sighing. "Were not the best team myself included."

"I agree with Gwen." Noah replies. "We suck. We were doomed the minute we formed."

"What do you think Puddin?" Julie asks.

SG is staring out of the window not really paying attention. "SG?" Julie asks.

"Huh?" SG asks.

"How do you think we'll do in the challenge?" Julie asks.

SG just shrugs and looks back out the window.

"I guess you guys are right." Sierra says.

"Come on guys!" Mikey says. "Were not giving up before the challenge has even started are we?"

Most of the team mumble.

"How disappointing." Mikey says. "I thought we were better than that. I guess I was wrong."

"I totally agree with Mikey." Julie says. "Were awesome and have awesome skillz! We'll do great at the challenge. After all…….It's Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend!"

The others just stare.

"What?" Julie asks. "This fanfiction was bound to have a Rebecca Black reference eventually. I mean every other one does. Whatever I'm in a good mood and I'm going to be happy. I'm gonna get away from your negativity and do what I do best."

"And that is?" Noah asks.

"Add more comic relief to this story!" Julie says as she twirls away humming.

SG is shown in the confessional. "I'm still upset about what Gwen said. Julie has been really nice and caring towards me. She is fun, lively and I like being around her and I think she likes being around me. But why would Gwen lie? Sure she and the other original contestants are at a disadvantage because we've all bonded but Gwen is a good person and isn't a villain like Heather or Alejandro. And I've been trying to ask Julie about her past several times after the challenge but she just says crazy stuff. Can I trust her? Is she just seducing me? Does she… like me? Do I like her? Does it really matter." SG sighs. "It's obvious that SG likes Julie." Gwen says in the confessional. "But it is hard to tell if Julie is just flirting or if she really likes SG. Which means SG is doubting whether he should trust her. If I can convince SG that Julie is only seducing him to get his vote. …..Does that make me a bad person?"

Meanwhile Rhonda is alone in the cafeteria typing on her computer while listening to Lady Gaga. She is calm and serene and is actually….

"HEY RHONDA!" Julie screams popping up behind Rhonda. "What'cha doing?"

Rhonda was so startled she fell off the seat. "Hey Julie." Rhonda replies. "Not much what are you doing besides scaring me and creating comic relief."

"Nothing." Julie says looking at Rhonda's story.

"Oh thanks for helping me get up." Rhonda says standing up. "And don't read that. I'm very shy about my writing."

"I would be too if I had such bad grammar." Julie says. "I mean first, there are a couple of places where you have a speaker change without a paragraph break. Second, and more importantly, the first three chapters have a number of errors in word choice. For example, you once said "excepted" when you clearly meant "accepted", and "excepts" when you meant "suspects". There are also several cases of saying "except", when you meant "expect". Also, you sometimes use "your" (the possessive) when you mean "you're" (the contraction of "you are") and "were" when you meant "we're" (the contraction of "we are"). Gosh Rhonda you think you would have learned that from 5th grade. I mean I did and every time I see a banana I pretend it's like a phone."

"Julie why don't you go bug Chris or something." Rhonda says trying and failing to snatch her laptop.

"He's in the john." Julie replies continuing to read Rhonda's story. "And why did you include this event and act like something big was gonna come from it and then it is never mentioned again."

"You haven't even been reading that for five minutes How much could you have possibly read?" Rhonda asks.

"And how come as soon as the hero in danger he manages to have a power that was never mentioned or even hinted." Julie asks. "What did he do pull it out of his a…"

"Julie do not cuss on this show!" Rhonda yells. "Now would you please…"

"And what happened to the mouse?" Julie asks. "Yes the mouse was minor but now it's just disappeared completely. It was part of the plot even if it wasn't the main character. It just disappeared without a resolution. Like it didn't happen. And why is this girl a redhead and wear green? Is she a leprechaun? And why did no one read the fine print? And what kind of ending was that? They went through all that just for nothing. In fact it seems things are worse now for them now."

"I haven't even finished the story!" Rhonda states.

"Furthermore…" Julie continues.

"I think SG is calling you Julie." Rhonda states. "You better hurry I saw… Lindsay flirting with him I think."

"Oh no she isn't!" Julie screams. "SG is my Puddin and I'm the only one who can have a taste of him!"

Julie runs off as Rhonda picks up her laptop and walks away smiling.

In First Class Rosamond, Jovi and Courtney are sitting in a circle eating ice cream that was leftover from last night.

"It sucks we don't have movie night anymore." Rosamond said petting BeetleJuice who sat on her lap. "I'll miss how much fun it was. And whatever desserts we want. I love Rhonda's homemade ice cream!"

"We'll just win a better prize today and enjoy it why the other teams sleep in loser class again." Jovi says confidently. "I doubt anything could stop us. Were the perfect team."

"Especially without Duncan." Courtney adds.

"You are way to hung up on him." Jovi replies. "No offense but your over obsessing about him. Your better than him so just move on."

"Yeah." Rosamond adds. "You can do much better than him."

"Thanks." Courtney says. "I have been too hung up on him. I feel really good and am actually looking forward to the challenge today."

A sudden large cry from the corner is heard as Taylor bursts into tears once again. "Ugh does she ever stop whining about her boyfriend she broke up with a few months ago. "

"Have you never been cheated on?" Courtney asks.

"No." Jovi replies.

"Then you have no idea what it feels like." Courtney says.

"Sorry Courtney." Jovi replies. "I guess I wasn't thinking about you or how I would feel."

"Aww guys stop being so sad!" Rosamond says. "Then I'll be sad!"

"Rosamond you've never had a boyfriend who is cheated on you." Jovi responds. "Heck you haven't even had a boyfriend before."

"You haven't?" Courtney asks shocked.

"No." Rosamond admits blushing. "I'm just waiting for the right guy."

"Aka a kid detective." Jovi states.

"What?" Rosamond asks.

"Nothing." Jovi teases.

"But you…never mind." Rosamond says rolling her eyes. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom."

Rosamond (and her cats) walk off to the restroom. "So who is this kid detective?" Courtney asks when Rosamond is out of sight.

"He is this kid named Nate who has been her friend since she was a kid." Jovi replies. "She thinks he is really great and listed several different memories about him. I'm positive she has a crush on him."

"Aw that's super cute." Courtney says giggling. "Wait do you think he is watching the show? Then he might realize she likes him."

"I asked Rosamond and she said he was too busy solving cases to watch though he said he would be given summaries from their friend Annie." Jovi replies. "I'm pretty sure Annie will not mention Rosamond's crush on Nate. I don't even think Rosamond realizes she has a crush on him."

"Well, maybe they'll end up together." Courtney says.

"Lets hope." Jovi says.

At the same time Bridgette and Geoff are making out (shocking I know) on the sofa. Justin and Trent are at the bar. Justin is looking in the mirror while Trent watches Bridgette and Geoff make out. Trent sighs. "They make the perfect couple."

"Dude you haven't been able to be in a stable relationship since your breakup with Gwen." Justin replies. "Get over her."

"But she was the best girl I had. I really liked her." Trent tries to explain.

"Like it really matters." Justin says winking at himself in the mirror.

Trent rolls his eyes.

In the confessional Trent sighs. "I'm not happy with my team. I'm mean Jovi is nice but bossy. Courtney isn't much better. Rosamond is nice but her cat's hair gets everywhere. Bridgette and Geoff are always too lovey dovey. Justin and me are in the same band but Justin doesn't really care for anyone but himself. And Taylor cries a lot. I mean I feel bad for her but she cant seem to hold her feelings inside herself. I don't think I'm gonna last long."

Bradley is then shown in the confessional. "So the challenge didn't work out last time. It wasn't anyone's fault. Not even that cow Barbie's. But I almost cost us the challenge. So I've got to stop making fun of her. One to insure my own safety and Two to get my plan to get DJ and Cosmic River on my side. Which I'm going to do right now."

Outside DJ is sitting next to Cosmic River and brushing his Bunny. Bradley is shown in a hallway that leads to the economy section. Bradley opens up a vent and backs up. He then throws a football spiraling through the air vent. It makes a clang at the end of the vent which is in another hall that leads into the economy section. "Brah what do you think that sound was?" Cosmic River asks.

"I don't know but let's make sure it is nothing serious." DJ replies. He sits his bunny down and says, "Stay here Bunny it could be dangerous."

As DJ and Cosmic River walk away Bradley throws a hideous skinny rat towards DJ's Bunny. DJ's Bunny tries to run towards DJ but the rat jumps in front of him and corners the bunny. "Stop!" Bradley screams as he runs out and tackles the rat. DJ and Cosmic River happen to turn the corner and see Bradley wrestling the rat. Bradley throws the rat down the hallway he came. The rat hisses and scurries off. Bradley picks up Bunny and presents him to DJ.

"Thanks so much!" DJ cries as he hugs Bunny.

"I was happy to." Bradley says. "I love animals."

"Really?" DJ asks.

"Yup." Bradley says rubbing his head. "I know it seems weird for an athlete to like animals but I love them."

"Hey man I don't judge." Cosmic River replies. "And it's like noble of you to love animals. Who doesn't?"

"Thanks that means a lot to me." Bradley lies. "And I wanna say that I know I was kinda rough on Barbie but… I saw that her luggage and some of her outfits were made from animals. That just angers me."

"She does?" DJ asks.

Bradley nods yes.

"Hey I understand your anger man." Cosmic River says putting his hand on Bradley's shoulder. "But we can't just go attacking people. We can find another way to bring vengeance to those animals that doesn't require such violent ways. Maybe we could vote her off."

"I see what you mean Cosmic River." Bradley says. "And I agree. We should work together to vote her off."

"All contestants please get ready for the next challenge we are landing soon." Chris says over the PA system. "And please put on your swimsuits. We have set up changing stations for you. The girl's changing booth is in the elimination room while the boy's changing booth is in the cafeteria."

Later at the elimination room Barbie is about to enter the changing room when Heather comes in and pushes her away. "Like anyone wants to see you in a swimsuit." Heather teases and steps in the changing room.

Barbie just sighs and waits outside.

A little later most of the contestants are waiting for the challenge. SG, Sierra, Nellie and Mikey are chatting while Rhonda is playing (and losing) at Angry Birds. "Whats up guys?" Julie asks.

They look at Julie and see she is wearing a very interesting get up. She is wearing a long almost dress like skirt that is made of shiny, glittery, colorful scales in the shape of a tale. The top part of her swimsuit is the top part of a bikini and is pink. She is wearing purple heart shaped sunglasses and has all her hair undone. "Wow Julie you look great." SG compliments.

"Awe Puddin I don't look as adorable as you." Julie teases winking.

"SG is right though Julie." Mikey says. "You look so cool."

"Really?" Julie asks. "Because I was thinking about not wearing it but then I was like What The Heck and I put it on."

"It is awesome." Sierra says. "Where did you get it?"

"I got it when I went to Paradise that city near Paradise Beach." Julie replies. "I love Paradise Beach!"

"Me too!" SG states. "Me and my family went there last summer and are gonna go again this summer."

"Hey Rhonda?" Julie asks. "Can we go to Paradise Beach for a challenge?"

"I wanted to but we can't." Rhonda replies. "Another more watched show is filming there."

"Kthxbai." Julie says.

"What?" Rhonda asks.

"Kay thanks bye." Heather explains. "Gosh Rhonda you are some unmodern."

"And creepy." Duncan adds.

"And obsessive." Jovi adds.

"And you do the stupidest things." Noah says.

"And know such weird people." Chef says.

"Another generic comment about how insane Rhonda is!" Julie squeals.

"You know I don't have to be here." Rhonda says angrily.

"What else are you going to do?" Bradley asks. "It's not like you have a social life."

"Ha ha good one." Chris says.

"Really Chris? Really?" Rhonda asks.

"Whatever Rhonda. No need to be jealous of me." Chris replies.

"Why would I be jealous of you?" Rhonda asks half laughing, half offended.

"Whatever." Chris replies. "Anyway like last time were going to have a special reward like the past times!"

"As some of you noticed we had a locked door." Rhonda says.

"I never noticed that." Duncan says.

"We probably would have if there was a sign that said keep out." Mikey says.

"Anyway in that room is a…..5 star pool!" Rhonda exclaims. "From now on the winners will get to use the pool. And whoever wins this time will have a special pool party!"

"Why in the world would you build a pool on a plane?" Nellie asks depressingly. "So someone could drown while the plane crashes into the ocean?"

"The pool will be likely used for the plot." Julie replies.

"Anyway were here!" Rhonda states.

The plane opens up as the contestants see they have arrived in Egypt.

"Were here again?" Heather complains.

"Yes, but were going to be doing challenges completely different from last time." Rhonda says. "Now we have decided to let all of you know that…"

"WAIT!" Julie screams. "I have something I'd like to say!"

"What?" Rhonda asks a bit annoyed.

Julie coughs and says...

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"You know I'm not even surprised by your randomness anymore Julie." Rhonda replies. "I kind of expected you to do something like that."

"Aw you hurt my feelings." Julie says. "I guess I'll have to try harder next time." "Please don't." Rhonda begs.

"I feel like you just issued me a challenge." Julie teases.

"Oh god." Rhonda sighs.

"Hey Rhonda wanna hear a joke?" Mikey asked.

"Um ok." Rhonda replies.

"What did the pony with the soar throat say?" Mikey asked.

"Wait is the joke multiple choice?" Rhonda asked.

"Sorry but I'm a little horse!" Mikey says laughing.

Sierra giggles and says, "Your so funny Mikey!"

"Aw thanks." Mikey says blushing.

"I don't get it." Rhonda states.

…..A few awkward minutes pass by. "Well you mentioned to waste seven minutes of my life." Chris states. "Now lets get the challenge."

A bus driven by interns pulls up and everyone gets in. Later the bus pulls up near the pyramids where three big wheels each colored one of the team's color, a large and very high bucket of water, a tube and a huge slide puzzle that takes up a whole table are shown.

"When did you build this?" Gwen asks.

"We landed in Egypt awhile ago." Chris says. "Didn't your hear the little bing noise?"

"I guess I wasn't paying attention." Gwen admits.

"Well, anyone for today's challenge…" Chris begins. "Three contestants will be strapped to the wheel. Three other people will spin the wheel with the three others are strapped on it. And one person will be near the puzzle. The three on the wheel will rotate and at a certain moment they will be come submerged in the tall and long tub of water. They will try and gulp as much water as they can in their mouths and spit it back out in to the tubes as they pass them. Once the tube is full the person near the slide puzzle may begin it. First team to finish wins an advantage in the second and last part of the challenge. Second to finish will be better off than third. Now are there any questions before we began?"

Mikey raises his hand. "Yes, Mikey?" Chris says.

"Did you get this challenge from Survivor?" Mikey asks.

"Any other questions?" Chris asks.

Julie raises her hand. "Yes, Julie?" Chris says.

"Why didn't you answer Mikey's question?" Julie asked.

"Any other questions not about Mikey's question?" Chris asked.

Rosamond raises her hand. "Yes, Rosamond?" Chris asks.

"Why can't we asks questions about Mikey's question?" Rosamond asks.

"Why did you ask that when I said not to?" Chris asks.

"Why did you answer my question with a question?" Rosamond asks.

"ANYMORE QUESTIONS!" Chris yells.

Lindsay raises her hand. "What do you want Lindsay?" Chris asks.

"You said one person works at the puzzle, three turn the wheel and three are on the wheel. Team Indestructible and Us have eight. What happens to one of our members?" Lindsay asks.

Chris stares back. "Really?"

"What Chris means to say…" Rhonda explains. "…Is that one person on both teams must sit out. The team captain will pick who will sit out over there on those benches. Do note that the next time someone must sit out it cannot be this person. Now who is sitting out?"

"Well, it's clear that Fatty over there will sit out." Heather states pointing out Barbie.

"I agree Barbie will sit out." Bradley says.

"Alright." Rhonda says. "Jovi who is sitting out on your team?"

"I'll do it." Justin volunteers walking away to the benches.

"Thanks for answering Jovi." Jovi replies rolling her eyes.

"Team captain's assign the roles and well get started." Rhonda says.

The Fun Bunch discuss who will do what. "I should solve the puzzle being the smartest." Noah says.

"Actually I think SG is the smartest and should do it." Julie states.

"Yes, let's do what the crazy sociopath says and watch it work out." Noah replies.

"Sorry Noah but you're going to turn the wheel while SG does the puzzle." Julie says. " Sierra, Nellie and I will be on the wheel and Gwen and Mikey will help spin it."

"I doubt your choices will save us from elimination." Nellie says sighing.

"Oh well." Julie replies.

The Bulldogs have pretty much decided. "All right so were all clear on the plan?" Bradley asks.

"No." Lindsay says.

"Ok well Lindsay you, Cosmic River and Duncan will be on the wheel. Heather will solve the puzzle while Chef, DJ and myself will spin the wheel. Got it?"

Lindsay nods.

"Great now let's all get ready." Bradley replies.

Team Indestructible is almost ready. "Ok so Bridgette, Taylor and me will be on the wheel." Jovi states.

"I'd thought you would do the puzzle." Courtney says shocked.

"No I've decided to let you do that." Jovi replies.

Courtney smiles. "And that means that Geoff, Rosamond and Trent will spin the wheel." Jovi says. "Understand?"

Mostly everyone nods.

Later everyone is in position and waiting to start. "All right everyone ready?" Chris asks.

"Wait I have to pee." Lindsay says.

"Go!" Chris yells.

The Bulldogs spin the wheel fastest.

Team Indestructible spins second fastest.

The Fun Bunch spin third fastest but are very close to the other team's two wheels.

Lindsay goes down for water.

Jovi, Julie and Duncan go down for water.

Bridgette, Cosmic River and Sierra go down for water.

"Nick why?" Taylor cries. "Why did you cheat on me with that bit..."

But Taylor goes down for water before she can finish, along with Nellie, while Lindsay spits her's out.

Jovi spits her water out with Duncan right after her.

Cosmic River spits his water out.

Bridgette spits her out while Julie does the same and Lindsay goes down for more.

"You're like pelican fly!" Julie sings. "I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie. You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh! Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is! I am Julie, I break the fourth wall, I flirt with my Puddin and I'm so tall!"

"I think she has lost it." Gwen says.

"Did she ever have it?" Noah asks.

Sierra spits her's out as Taylor tries to do the same but fails because she is crying to much.

Duncan goes down and Nellie spits her water out. Jovi goes down.

Cosmic River goes down as Julie does and Lindsay spits her water out.

The Fun Bunch catches up to Team Indestructible as Sierra and Bridgette go down for water.

Duncan spits his out as Nellie goes down for water.

"Is it time we stop spinning yet?" Nellie asks depressingly. "I think I'm going to be sick. But not as sick as those poor unfortunate people dying of malaria."

Taylor goes down for water but fails to get any. Cosmic River spits his out followed by Julie.

"Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight!" Julie sings. "Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Julie. She will never turn her back on a friend, unless it is Nellie. She is always there to defend unless on lunch break. She is the one who we can depend. She is the one named Julie."

Lindsay goes down for more as Jovi spits her water out followed by Sierra.

Duncan goes down for water as Nellie and Bridgette spit their water out.

Taylor passes the tube as Julie goes for more water.

Lindsay spits her water out.

Duncan spits his water out as Jovi and Sierra go down for water. Duncan fills the tube and Heater quickly starts on the puzzle.

Nellie goes down for more water as does Bridgette a little later.

Julie spits her water out and get's a lot out, enough to fill the tube. SG quickly begins on the puzzle.

"My mama told me after I came out of the microwave." Julie sings. "Act like a super star. Break the fourth wall, destroy everything you touch. And someday you will go far. Now in high speed chases well I'm hard to miss. The police follows everywhere I go. I point out all the problems in the plot...and steal spotlight from everyone on the show! I'm sure the story's critics will say I'm a grotesque display. Well, I'll bite them baby, I perform this way! I maybe flirting with SGs or hanging with Mikeys. Yes it means I' crazy, I perform this way! Perform this way! Oh the little monsters pay. Cause I send the mafia after them. Baby I perform this way!"

Taylor goes down for water and collects some.

Heather and SG continue to work on the puzzle while Jovi spits out more water.

Heather finishes the puzzle and screams "Done!"

SG finishes a few seconds later and screams "Finished!"

Rhonda inspects Heather's puzzle and announces "The Bulldog's are done!"

Bridgette spits out her water.

Rhonda inspects SG's puzzle and says "The Fun Bunch are done!"

Team Indestructible groan as Taylor cries muttering something about her boyfriend. The Bulldogs cheer and holler and The Killer Kleptomaniacal Top Banana Bottom Feeding Perci OVER 9000 Muskies of Goth Magical Whatnot Globetrotting Locusts Studded Jumping Lemmings MEH BUKKIT League Of Super Justice cheer happy they aren't last. Later the teams are at the Nile where rows of seats are suspended above the Nile with a diving board coming off them. In the middle of the Nile is a big stage with a large screen and podium with a mike. Several poorly made rafts are tied to the stage. Benches like those at the last challenge are seen across the Nile. "Any guesses on the last part of our challenge?" Chris asks.

"Is it Yahtzee?" Julie asks excitedly.

"No." Chris replies. "For the last part of the challenge will be doing something similar to Jeopardy. Like Jeopardy we have five categories of questions each with five questions. The categories are Modern Egypt, Ancient Egyptian Mythology, Egyptian Flora, Egyptian Fauna, and Egyptian Mummies. Each of the five questions has a point value of 100 to 500 points. Starting with our winners and going down in ranking each team will choose a question to answer. If they get it right they receive that many points. If they get it wrong it will go to the next team who can choose to steal it or pass. If they steal it they can receive the points if they win but if not then it will go to the next team. If they pass then they don't answer the question and it will go to the next team. If you get it wrong then whichever team get's it right can choose one teammate to be eliminated. If your eliminated then you must jump into the Nile. We'll send you over a canoe and you have to paddle over to the benches. And don't worry we have removed the gators. Or at least I think we have. You will still have someone eliminated if you steal. If you pass then you don't run the risk of having someone eliminated. If no gives the right answer then we'll draw a name from a hat for each team that got it wrong and whoever's name it is will be eliminated. If all your players are eliminated then you lose. After all the questions have been read whoever has the most points wins unless all the other two teams are eliminated first. One question is secretly worth double the amount labeled and will be revealed when it is chosen. All answers must be phrased as a question. Any questions?"

Julie raises her hand. "Yes, Julie?" Chris asks.

"Why have you still not answered Mikey's question?" Julie asked.

"Since The Bulldogs came in first all eight of their players will participate. Since the Fun Bunch came in second they will have seven people compete which means all of them. And since Team Indestructible came in last they can use six members of their team which means two people must sit out for the challenge. And it can't be the same person as last time. We'll begin in a few minutes after Team Indestructible decides who sits out."

Team Indestructible is debating who will sit out. "Can I go sit out?" Justin asks.

"You can't sit out again." Jovi replies annoyed.

"Oh right." Justin says.

"Hey I don't know much if anything about Egypt so I wouldn't help much in this challenge. You want me to sit out captain?" Geoff asks.

"Sure." Jovi replies.

As Geoff makes his way to the bleachers Taylor starts to sob. "Would you stop that!!!" Jovi screams.

"I'm sorry but I'm just so upset." Taylor replies still crying. "Nick my ex watched Jeopardy with me once and I just…"

"Yeah I get it." Jovi replies. "Everything reminds you of your boyfriend who broke up with you. And your weak and can't do anything without him because you have no life except for him! Why don't you go cry on the bleachers Taylor. That's all you're really good for!"

Taylor looks at Jovi and breaks down in tears and runs off to the bleachers. The others stare at her. Jovi sighs. "I know I didn't handle that well at all. I'll apologize later but let's first win this challenge."

A few minutes later everyone is ready. The large screen looks a Jeopardy screen with all the categories and questions on the board. "All right Bulldogs what question would you like?" Chris asks.

The Bulldogs shrug. " How about Modern Egypt for 100?" Bradley asks.

"Egypt's most recent and former president, he was president for thirty years and was overthrown recently." Rhonda reads.

"Who is Hosni Mubarak." Bradley replies.

"Correct." Rhonda replies. "Fun Bunch?"

"Egyptian Fauna for 300." Julie says while her teammates nod in agreement.

"Mammals found in the Nile, they can weigh up to 3 metric tons and are mostly herbivorous." Chris reads.

"What is a Hippo." Noah replies.

"Correct." Chris replies. "Indestructible?"

"Egyptian Fauna for…" Jovi starts.

"500." Justin says.

"A small naturally spotted mammal, not only does its fur have spots but spots on its skin as well. One odd behavior of this animal is called wiggle-tail in which it wiggles its tail like it is marking its territory but doesn't release urine." Rhonda reads.

"What is the Egyptian Mau!" Rosamond replies excitedly. "Correct!" Rhonda replies. "Bulldogs?"

While the Bulldogs decide on a question Jovi whispers to Justin "Don't say the amount when you clearly know nothing about Egypt. You could have costed us that!"

"Oh yeah well…" Justin says. "You…were really mean to Taylor."

"Shut up." Jovi replies.

"We want Modern Egypt for 500." Bradley says hesitantly. "This seven story modern building is located in Cairo, Egypt at the Gezira Exhibition Grounds, The first part of the name has Egypt's capital in it and is similar to something famous in Sydney, Australia." Chris reads.

Most of the Bulldogs have blank faces. Time passes. "Sorry but you did not answer quick enough. Fun Bunch would you like to answer?"

"No thanks." Julie replies.

"Indestructible?" Chris asks.

"We would like to steal." Courtney says smirking.

"We would?" Bridgette asks.

"What is the Cairo Opera House." Courtney replies.

"Correct." Chris says.

"How did you know that?" Jovi asks.

"I use to have a pen pal from Egypt in 5th grade." Courtney said. "He told one day he would take me there."

"Did he?" Jovi asks.

Courtney sighs. "Sadly we lose contact. I sent him a letter but I never got a reply."

"Hate to pry but what did the letter say?" Jovi asks.

"Um.." Courtney says rubbing her head.

But before she can say Chris interrupts. "Indestructible you answered the question right and can eliminate one of the Bulldogs. Who do you chose?"

Team Indestructible huddles together. "Who should we choose?" Trent asks.

"Well, I think Bradley and Heather are the smartest so I think we should Bradley." Rosamond replies.

"Why Bradley?" Trent asks.

"My cats don't like him." Rosamond replies. "That usually means he is no good."

"Ok we'll pick him." Jovi states rising out of the huddle.

"Who?" Chris asks.

"Bradley." Jovi replies. Bradley stares angrily and prepares to jump. He dives off the diving board and pulls himself up into a boat Chris passed him. He paddles to the bleachers without no trouble.

"All right Fun Bunch?" Chris asks.

"Egyptian Fauna for 100." Julie says.

"These mammals are commonly used to travel Egypt and store water in their humps." Rhonda reads.

"What is a camel." Julie replies.

"Correct." Rhonda says.

"That was easy." Sierra says.

"Does mean I can push the easy button?" Julie asks.

"Team Indestructible." Rhonda says.

"Why does everyone refuse to answer my questions?" Julie asks.

"Ancient Egyptian Mythology for 100." Jovi says.

"This goddess was the egyptian feline goddess and was worshipped along with cats. She was worshipped in the Second Dynasty and her cult was called Bubastis." Chris reads.

"Who is Bastet." Rosamond replies happily.

"Correct." Chris replies.

"Bulldogs?" Chris asks.

"Egyptian Mummies for 200." Heather states.

"This ceremony was done to restore the mummies' senses. It was usually done by the mummies' eldest son and the right leg would have been butchered for the occasion." Rhonda reads.

"What kind of a question is that?" Heather asks.

"Was that your answer?" Rhonda asks tauntingly. "Because it wasn't in question form."

Heather ignores her and looks at her teammates. "Anyone know?"

They all shrug.

"Time's up." Rhonda announces. "Fun Bunch would you like to steal?"

Gwen whispers in Julie's ear. "Yes, we would." Julie replies.

"Your answer?" Rhonda asks.

"What is The Opening Of The Mouth Ceremony." Gwen replies.

"Correct." Rhonda replies. "You can choose one of the Bulldogs to be eliminated."

"Good job on the question." Mikey compliments. "How did you know?"

"I know my dead stuff." Gwen says.

"Since you got it right why don't you pick who is eliminated." Julie says.

"Who is eliminated?" Rhonda asks.

Gwen smiles evilly. "Heather." She replies.

"Whatever." Heather replies. "I wish you'd fall and break your head!"

"I wish I could be strong without the scheiße yeah." Julie says.

"Try not to get eaten by alligators." Gwen teases.

"Ya know I wouldn't cry if you were dead Gwen." Heather replies.

"Ya right. If she was dead you would probably name your baby after her." Julie says. Heather ignores the purple girl and jumps in the Nile and paddles towards the bleachers angrily.

Rhonda giggles. "Fun Bunch?"

"Egyptian Flora for 100." Julie says.

"This flower is an aquatic plant and was worshipped in Ancient Egyptian Times. It even had its own festival." Chris reads.

"Lotus." Noah replied.

"Correct." Chris said.

"Indestructible?" Chris asks.

"Egyptian Mythology for 300." Jovi states.

"This goddess wore a headdress shaped like a throne and was the ancient egyptian goddess of motherhood, magic and fertility." Rhonda reads.

"It doesn't have to do with cats." Rosamond says.

"Um… Osiris." Jovi guesses.

"Incorrect." Rhonda replies. "Bulldogs would you like to steal?"

"Pass." Chef replies.

"Fun Bunch would you like to steal?" Rhonda asks.

"Pass." Julie replies.

"Well, the answer was Isis." Rhonda says grabbing a tin that says Indestructible. "And… Trent is eliminated." Rhonda says pulling out a piece of paper with his name on it.

Trent sighs and dives off the board. He paddles out and makes his way towards the bleachers. While the rest still compete Trent goes and sits in the top corner of the bleachers alone. He sees Taylor crying in the bottom corner in front of him and slides down towards her. "Hey Taylor listen…"

"I know I messed up." Taylor replies wiping the tears out of her eyes. "But Nick was my boyfriend since 5th grade. And we were friends before than. Great friends. But what makes it worse it that he was cheating on me with the head cheerleader at my school who has bullied since the first day of middle school. I'm just really hurt."

"I completely understand." Trent replies. "I still haven't gotten over my break up with Gwen which was about a year ago. So if you ever need a shoulder to cry on I'm right here." Taylor nods and then proceeds to cry on Trent's shoulder.

Later Chris and Rhonda are looking at the screen. "So after Trent was eliminated it seems Courtney, Rosamond, Sierra, Chef, Duncan, Cosmic River and DJ have all been eliminated but not in that order." Chris says." This leaves the Bulldogs with Lindsay and Barbie, The Fun Bunch with Julie, SG, Mikey, Noah and Gwen and Team Indestructible with Jovi, Bridgette and Justin. Modern Egypt for 200, 300, 400 and Ancient Egyptian Mythology 200 and 500, Egyptian Flora for 200, 300, 500 and 300, Egyptian Fauna for 200 and 400 and Egyptian Mummies for 100, 500 and 400 have all been asked. The Bulldogs have 900 points, The Fun Bunch has 2400 points, and Team Indestructible has 1600 points. It's the Fun Bunch's turn and we only have 3 questions left."

"We know all that." Jovi replies annoyed.

"I know you do." Chris says. "But I was informing the viewers because we had to skip that. So Fun Bunch which question would you like?"

"We'll take Ancient Egyptian Mythology for 300." Julie says.

"This egyptian god is the lord of death. His green skin symbolizes rebirth." Rhonda reads.

The Fun Bunch stare at each other for awhile waiting for someone to answer. "Times up." Rhonda says. "Indestructible would you like to steal?"

"Sure." Justin replies still admiring himself.

"I hate you." Jovi says.

"What is your answer?" Rhonda asks.

"Um…Who is Horus?" Jovi guesses.

"Incorrect." Rhonda replies. "Bulldogs would you like to steal?"

"Pass." Lindsay replies.

"The answer was Osiris." Rhonda replies.

"Really I guessed that earlier!" Jovi complains.

"And the people eliminated are…Justin and Julie." Rhonda says pulling names out of a jar.

Jovi stares angrily as Justin puts his mirror away and jumps in the Nile. "Farewell world and Starbucks." Julie cries as she jumps into the Nile.

Julie lands but without a that big a splash. A hippo pops up from under her. "I guess hippos really do live in the Nile." Julie says pulling the Hippo's ears. "Mush!" The hippo surprisingly listens and takes her to the benches.

"All right Indestructible what question would you like?" Rhonda asks.

"Flora for 400." Jovi replies.

"Before I read the question please note this question is worth double the points it was." Chris announces. "Now then, this flower grew in the Nile and according to myth Darkness covered the water until this flower opened it's petals revealing the sun god and the light from the god and the perfume from this flower banished the darkness. It was mistaken for a lotus during ancient times."

Team Indestructible doesn't reply mumbling amongst themselves. "Times up." Chris announces. "Bulldogs would you like to steal?"

"Yes." Lindsay says. "What is the blue waterlily."

"Correct." Chris says. "How did you know that?"

"The myth is in my description for my nail polish Blue Waterlily." Lindsay replies.

"Well, in that case you know have 1700 points which means Team Indestructible is now last and will lose unless they can answer the last question. Bulldogs you can eliminate one of the members of Team Indestructible. Who do you choose?" Rhonda asks.

"We choose Jovi." Lindsay replies.

Jovi sighs and jumps into the Nile and paddles away. "And Bulldogs the last question is yours which is Mummies for 300." Rhonda says.

"This bird was offended mummified as a sacrifice for Horus and was captured or replaced by a common bird if one was not breed domestically." Chris reads.

The Bulldogs do not reply. "Time is up." Chris says. "Fun Bunch would you like to steal?"

Gwen shakes her head no. "Pass." Julie replies.

"Team Indestructible would you like to steal?" Chris asks.

"Well, I think my science teacher told me this so I'll steal." Bridgette announces. "Is it the hawk?"

"That is correct." Chris says.

"Yes!" Bridgette cheers as the rest of Team Indestructible cheers.

"But it was not in question form so you failed to answer the question right." Chris says.

"Really?" Jovi yells.

"Really." Chris replies. "Which means Team Indestructible is going to elimination and The Fun Bunch win first class and the pool party!"

Bridgette sighs as the Fun Bunch cheer.

Later on the plane Taylor is alone sighing when Jovi walks up to her.

"Listen Taylor i'm really sorry for my outburst." Jovi says. "I know it was wrong I was just upset about how bad are luck was and I had a feeling we would lose. It wasn't right of me to say that no matter what happened and I'm really sorry."

"You are?" Taylor asks.

"Of course." Jovi replies. "I've never been in your position so I can't judge you."

"Well, I'm sorry too." Taylor says.

"Trust me Taylor you have nothing to be sorry about it." Jovi replies.

"Thank you." Taylor says.

"You're welcome." Jovi replies.

Later Team Indestructible are at their elimination ceremony. "When I call your name Rhonda will pass you a barf bag." Chris says. "And the first barf bag goes to………..Geoff."

Geoff receives his barf bag. "The next barfs bag go to……Rosamond, Trent and Courtney." Chris says.

"Followed by…….Bridgette and Jovi." Rhonda says.

"And the final barf bag goes to…

"Taylor. Justin you are eliminated."

"Why was I eliminated?" Justin asked.

"Because you're a lazy idiot." Jovi replies.

"Whatever." Justin says as he jumps out of the plane.

Rhonda and Chris are shown back in the front of the plane. "Well, that was kinda shocking." Rhonda says.

"Who will be eliminated next time? Will Gwen get SG to send home Julie? Will Taylor become stable? Will Barbie survive any longer?" Chris asks. "Find out next time on Total Drama What The Heck?"

Meanwhile Gwen and SG are walking down the hall. "What do you want to show me?" SG asks.

Gwen stops at the corner of a hallway intersection. "Just look," she says.

SG turns the corner to see Julie and Noah hugging.

"Your super awesome Julie." Noah says.

"I know." Julie replies.

SG looks back at Gwen. "What happened?"

"Julie came here to see Noah." Gwen lies. "She was flirting with him and Noah took the bait. She is using him just like she is with you and the rest of the fun bunch. She is just like Alejandro and Heather. She is playing people just so she can survive."

SG sighs. "I can't believe she would do that."

"Come on let's go." Gwen says as she and SG leave.

While they leave Noah and Julie stop hugging. "I'm glad you wanna be buddies Noah." Julie says.

"Yeah just don't tell the others. I wouldn't them to get jealous." Noah lies.

"I totally understand." Julie replies. "But did get in your head were a couple or anything."

"I didn't." Noah says.

"Good." Julie replies. "Because my heart belongs to someone special."

Chapter 5 Julie The Explorer!
Somewhere in an abandoned science experiment lab Rhonda had gotten lost and had no idea where she was. "How did I even get here?" Rhonda asks.

"Can I help you?" A strange man in a hamburger costume says.

"Yeah I'm lost and have no idea how I got here." Rhonda replies.

"So you're an outsider?" The guy asks.

"Um I'm not really sure what that means." Rhonda says.

"Is that an outsider?" A goth girl asks.

"I think so." The hamburger guy replies.

"You know what we do to outsiders." An asian rocker says.

"Actually I don't." Rhonda says.

"We kill them." A guy looking like the joke says.

"Wait is it Halloween?" Rhonda asks.

Suddenly The guy in the hamburger suit transformed into a giant robot, the asian rocker transformed into a giant bug monster, the goth transformed into a giant jello monster and the joker look alike transformed into a hideous alien that looks like a pile of chili with tentacles and a mouth and eye. They hiss and make whatever noises they make.

"So it is Halloween." Rhonda says.

The monsters get ready to attack but then they're squashed by a giant like 50 Ft girl. "Thanks for saving me." Rhonda says.

The girl growls and picks Rhonda up. "You're going to eat me?" Rhonda asks. "How cliche."

The girl ignores Rhonda and swallows her whole. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." Rhonda screams as she falls down the giant girl's intestines. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….Oh look a penny! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Rhonda lands on the ground but instead of stomach acid like she thought she would she is in the Australian Outback.

"Huh?" Rhonda asks. "How in the world is this…"

But before she can finish a helicopter crashes out of the sky and almost crushes Rhonda to death if she didn't move out of the way soon enough. "WHAT THE HECK!" Rhonda screams as the helicopter bursts into flames. A boy clad in red walks out of the fire covered in soot.

"That," The red boy says. "Was awesome."

"What the heck?" Rhonda asks. "You could have killed me."

"I'm sorry." The red boy says.

"Well, I guess it's ok." Rhonda replies. "I mean it's not like you tried to kill me or…"

"UGH!" the red boy screams as he punches Rhonda in the face.

"Why did you punch me?" Rhonda asks.

"Your still alive?" The red boy asks.

"Let me take care of her." A fiery girl with a flamethrower says. She activates the flamethrower and tries to burn her.

"Why are you trying to kill me?" Rhonda asks.

"I'll take care of her." A boy dressed like a Pokemon says. "BubbleBeam!" Suddenly he shoots bubbles out of his mouth and knocks Rhonda away.

"Yeehaw!" A fluffy girl screams as rides on a giant herd of sheep. Rhonda screams as the herd of sheep trample Rhonda.

"DAD!" A lion cub screams.

As the sheep finish running over Rhonda she gets up. "What just happened?" She asks.

As Rhonda stands up she sees she is in a city holding a sack of money. "Welcome to Paradise." Rhonda read on a sign. Suddenly a large car pulls up.

The window rolled down to reveal that a girl dressed in blue was in the passenger seat and a guy dressed in red but different then the last was driving. "Get in Rhonda." the driver says.

"Why should I?" Rhonda asks.

"We've got candy." The driver replies.

"Okay!" Rhonda exclaims happily.

As Rhonda got in the back seat she sat next to an attractive blonde girl who was sitting next to a shy purple girl. The driver speeds away quickly. "We did it!" The blond screams happily.

"Did what?" Rhonda asks.

"Robbed a bank." The girl in the passenger seat says happily.

"Say what?" Rhonda asks.

Suddenly a large squadron of police cars pulls up behind them. "Pull over or else!" A teenage cop screams from one of the cars.

"I think not." The driver says as he throws what appears to be a package out the window. Then suddenly it explodes creating a giant fire that destroys all the police cars and sets half of Paradise in blaze.

"OH MY GOD!" Rhonda screams. "How much money do I get when we spilt this up?"

Suddenly a plane flew up above them. "You can't get rid of me that easily." The teenage cop said as she jumps out and transforms into a giant eagle that destroyed the plane.

"Why did she even bring a plane?" Rhonda asks.

The giant eagle picks the car up but accidentally knocks Rhonda (who is still holding the money) out of the car. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH again!" Rhonda screams.

Rhonda and the money fall down a sewer hole. Then Rhonda somehow fails out another sewer hole and lands in the streets of New York. "I'm not even gonna question this." Rhonda says.

"I'm gonna catch you!" A Pokemon trainer like girl says throwing a pokeball at a cute guy in an Igglybuff costume.

"I'm not an Igglybuff!" The guy cries in a cute voice.

"But you're so cute!" Rhonda exclaims.

"Back off he is mine." The Pokemon trainer says pushing Rhonda down. Then the Pokemon trainer and Igglybuff steal the money.

"No!" Rhonda screams. "How am I going to feed my kids!"

"Hello female carbon-based lifeform commonly referred to as Rhonda." A cyborg says.

"Hey." Rhonda replies.

Then the cyborg randomly floated away into the sky.

"All right then." Rhonda says.

Suddenly a tall, brown-haired girl and a thin boy with hair of the same color run by. "Help us Rhonda!" the girl cries.

"Were being chased by a crocodile!" The boy screams.

"I don't know who you are." Rhonda replies. "And is that SG?"

"Look out!" A voice cries out.

Rhonda looks around and sees no one. She then looks up and sees a superhero on a giant grand piano about to fall on her. "Really?" Rhonda asks. "What is this loony tunes?"

Suddenly the piano falls on her. Rhonda falls right through the streets and lands on a stage surrounded by people.

"Where am I?" Rhonda asks.

"I love Nebraska Shore!" A girl wearing a Snooki wig screams in a nasally voice.

"That didn't answer my question." Rhonda replies.

"XD." A girl with an awesome shirt said.

"Ok I would think your cool if I wasn't creeped out by what has happened." Rhonda says.

"Your popularity just dropped." A girl in a cool scarf says.

"Whatever." Rhonda said getting up.

Then she gets hit by a car and falls back on the floor. A guy with green hair walks out singing, "Gotta get pants! Go get your pants! Button, fly!"

A woozy girl and a guy wearing a horrific girl's costume consisting of a black wig, a tanktop, glittery pants, and a hairy, fake pimple comes out of the car.

"Wow that's not niiiice, maaaaaan." The woozy girl says.

"But it was funny." The guy dressed as a girl says.

"Yeah it was." A tall crazy girl standing next to a lazy guy said. "Right?" She says asking the lazy guy.

"I'm lazy." The lazy guy replies.

"Oh my gosh I love you two!" A blonde super fan girl cried running on stage.

"I love my bling!" An awesome african american girl in bling says.

"I love food and video games." A squat asian guy says.

Then a short guy pops out of nowhere dressed like….Julie. o-O

"Look I'm Julie!" He cries.

"That's not funny." Rhonda says.

"I think it's hilarious." Julie says.

"Julie?" Rhonda says. "What are you doing here."

"I'M HERE FOR YOUR SOUL!" Julie screams. "Now let's all sing and dance!"

Everyone except Rhonda cheers.

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" An annoying guy in a banana suit sings.

Julie hits him over the head with a shovel. "We'll bury the body later." Julie says seriously.

Everyone except Rhonda cheers.

"(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)." The guy dressed like a girl sings. "Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"It's Friday!" Julie sings. "Unless you're reading this on a different day."

"7am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal." The guy dressed as a girl sings.

"Gotta watch Nebraska Shore." The girl dressed like Snooki.

"Gotta get pants!" The guy with green hair sings.

"Cause this is my moment." Julie sings.

"Stop." The short guy dressed like Julie said. "HAMMER TIME!"

"U can't touch this!" Julie sings. "I told you homeboy U can't touch this.Yeah, that's how we livin' while I still let you live. And you know U can't touch this. Look in my discolored eyes,man U can't touch this. Yo, let me bust the funky braids U can't touch this."

"it's Julie," everyone (but Rhonda) sings. "Go Julie, M.C.Julie, Yo Julie. Word!"

"YO VIP. Let's kick it." Julie sings. "Ice Ice Baby! Ice Ice Baby! All right stop collaborate and listen. Julie is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly."

"Sorry." The boy dressed like a girl said letting go of Julie.

"yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." The girl with the cool scarf said.

"I think I did it again." Julie sings. I made you believe we're more than just friends. Oh baby It might seem like I'm crushing you. But it doesn't mean that I'm serious. 'Cause I lost all my senses. And this is just typical me."

"Oh baby, baby." The tall crazy girl sings.

"Oops!…I did it again." Julie sings. "I played with your heart, got lost in the game oh Puddin, baby. Oops!...You think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent."

Suddenly a ravioli pixie runs on stage chasing Duncan. "I love you Duncan!" The pixie screams.

Then SG shows up dressed like an astronaut. "Julie, before you go, there's something I want you to have." he says giving Julie a the necklace from the Titanic.

"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" Julie asks.

"Yeah, yes it is." SG replies.

"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end?" Julie asks.

"Well baby, I went down and got it for you." SG says.

"Oh, you shouldn't have." Julie says.

"Now what?" SG asks. "Your not gonna walk away are you?"

"Heck no." Julie replies. "I'm not a troll."

"So what are we gonna do now?" SG asks.

"Were gonna make out." Julie says. Then they start making out.

While they make out everyone dances awkwardly except Rhonda who is just standing feeling awkward. Then, a man wearing a name tag saying "Wiki Elder" walks up to Rhonda and punches her. Then everyone and everything explodes… o-O

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rhonda screams as she wakes up in the from of the plane… with a mustache drawn on her face. She looks around and sees Jenny and Toby fighting in the other seat, reaching for the radio.

"Stop it Toby." Jenny says. "I wanna listen to Oops I Did It Again."

"Well I wanted to listen to Ice Ice Baby and Can't Touch This but you wouldn't let me." Toby replies.

"Well at least it isn't Rebecca Black." Jenny says.

"What are you two doing?" Rhonda asked.

"You fell asleep and Bobo is on his break so Chris told us to fly the plane." Jenny replies. "You ok?"

"Yeah I just had the weirdest dream." Rhonda replies. "It was horrifying."

"We could tell." Toby says. "You were screaming. Why do you think we turned on the radio?"

"And you didn't wanna do anything about." Rhonda yells. "What if I scared myself to death?"

"Then we get your job!" Jenny replies happily.

"I hate you guys." Rhonda says.

"Whatever." Toby replies. "Oh and Chris said to go ahead and do the recap when you wake up."

"All right." Rhonda replies. "Just let me remember what happened. My mind is still shattered after that crazy dream."

"What is there to remember?" Toby asks. "The Fun Bunch was depressed that they lost and SG wasn't sure to trust Julie or not. Team Indestructible was pumped for the challenge though Taylor was still crying and Trent felt unwanted. Bradley managed to trick DJ and Cosmic River into believing he rescued DJ's bunny and Barbie had clothes and luggage made of animal skins. Then we landed, Julie said Pajama a lot and the first part of the challenge started."

"Yeah." Jenny says. "And for the first part of the challenge people were strapped to a wheel and had to collect and spit water in a tube and one it was filled another person could begin on a puzzle. First to complete the puzzle wins. The Bulldogs won, The Fun Bunch did second, and Team indestructible sucked thanks to Taylor crying. Oh and Julie sang funny songs. For the second part It was like Jeopardy about Egypt except you could get eliminated and have to jump into the Nile. Team Indestructible had to sit two people out and Jovi lost her cool and yelled at Taylor making Taylor cry more. The Bulldogs were really dumb, The Fun Bunch got lucky and Team Indestructible wasn't lucky, as they lost while the Fun Bunch won a pool party. Jovi apologized to Taylor and Justin was voted off for being lazy, dumb and kinda messing up in the challenge. Then Gwen and Noah tricked SG into believing Julie was seducing him while Julie later said her belonged to someone special."

"Well thanks for doing the recap for me." Rhonda says sarcastically.

"Your welcome!" Jenny replies. "But I do have to say it was long."

"I know right." Rhonda says.

"Why even do a recap?" Toby asks. "I mean why are you watching this episode and you haven't seen the last? Just read a summery of it on a Wiki or something."

"I don't know." Rhonda replies. "Lets just start the theme song."

"We drew a mustache on your face." Jenny says.

"What?" Rhonda asked.

(Theme song plays)

The scene shows The Fun Bunch (minus Noah) at the pool enjoying themselves except SG is sad sitting on bleachers. Gwen is reading a book, Nellie is siting on an inflatable chair sighing, and Julie is swimming around her chatting. "I love swimming." Julie says. "It's so much fun! I hope we win again."

"Your really enjoying yourself aren't you?" Nellie asks.

"Of course!" Julie replies. "I've always loved water. I just feel so alive in here."

"I feel nothing but unhappiness." Nellie says.

"What's new?" Julie asks.

Suddenly Mikey and Sierra bust in the door. "We got the towels!" Sierra yells excitedly. But then she slips on water and almost falls but Mikey catches her. "Wow thanks Mikey." Sierra says as Mikey blushes a lot.

"No problem." Mikey says still blushing.

"Hey Puddin wanna play Marco Polo with us?" Julie asks SG.

SG sighs and walks away, leaving the pool.

"Sierra I think SG hates me." Julie says.

"No he doesn't." Sierra replies. "He probably just had to go the bathroom and didn't hear you."

"How can't he?" Julie asks. "I'm so loud!"

"Seriously your loud voice destroys the serenity of the peace and quiet." Nellie says sighing. "Not that there is any peace with all the hatred, war and abuse going on."

Julie flips Nellie and the inflatable she is sitting on over. "I don't know. I feel like he has been avoiding me since yesterday night. He doesn't even want to borrow my computer anymore."

"That's because we have computers in first class." Sierra states.

"If you want I could talk to him dude to dude tomorrow." Mikey says.

"Would you?" Julie asks.

"Of course." Mikey says. "Were the Fun Bunch after all. And were gonna stick together. Gwen frowns.

"Come on let's play Marko Polo."Sierra says as she trips again.

Thankfully Mikey catches her. "Careful Sierra." Mikey says. "I'd be really upset if you got hurt."

"Aw Mikey your so sweet." Sierra says.

Mikey blushes again.

Gwen smiles.

Gwen is shown in the confessional. "Even though SG is on my side The Fun Bunch still out numbers us by one. And they're tight. But after witnessing that I think i've found a way to get my other vote."

The next day Nellie, Sierra and Julie are shown in first class all using computers with Julie using her purple laptop. Suddenly Julie screams, "OH MY GOD!"

"OH MY GOD!" Sierra screams.

"What's going on?" Nellie asks.

"I have no idea." Sierra replies.

Julie on the other hand runs off and comes back with a large tub of ice cream she proceeds to stuff down her throat. "What's wrong Julie?" Sierra asks.

"Well I was just happily using the internet." Julie says while eating ice cream. "I was really happy. Total Drama College has officially started, Total Drama Outback and Total Drama City had a new chapter and I had even been nominated for feature image."

"We don't need your life story." Nellie says depressingly.

"Shut up!" Julie yells. "Anyway I was reading the comments when I noticed someone opposed it. They said I was "Very stunning. The only problem I have with it is that I feel the borders are too thick and bold. I think this is too noticeable and the only reason I'm opposing it. Great pic though." Do you know what this means?"

"Do I want to?" Nellie asks.

"Oh no..." Sierra says. "It means…"

"That's right." Julie says sighing. "It means I'm grotesquely fat!"

"I don't think that is what it means." Nellie says.

"But it has to." Julie says eating more ice cream. "But how can it be? I'm so careful about what I eat."

"Yeah, you were so cautious the way you stuffed all that ice cream down your throat." Nellie replies sarcastically.

"Shut up Nellie because that is not all of it." Julie says.

"Yay, there's more." Nellie says.

"The person who nominated the picture said "Note to self: Never accept a request for a character with braids ever again." Do you know what that means?"

"Just tell us." Nellie says.

"It means I have mangy ugly hair!" Julie cries. "What am I going to do? I can't pull off the bald look and I certainly can't pull off the morbidly obeeeese thing. And my ugly hair and grotesque weight must be why SG doesn't wanna talk to me. The only good thing about that means I must have just gotten ugly. But what am I going to do? I don't wanna die alone like Nellie surly will."

"Thanks for making me feel so special." Nellie says as she looks at the computer screen. "Who who is Reddude?"

"Well clearly he must be someone who knows about hair or at least has awesome hair!" Julie yells. "Plus I think he is from the Land Of Colors like me."

"Your from the Land Of Colors?" Nellie asks.

"Why else would I be so purple?" Julie asks.

"That does make sense." Sierra says. "But Im sure these people are just a bunch of trolls on the internet."

"But they have such cool usernames." Julie says. "Plus I'm the only troll from The Land Of Colors."

"But look someone supported the picture." Sierra says.

Julie looks at the screen. "Someone did! And since their icon is Kesha it means that they are either a party person, loopy, Kesha or all. Which means I'm awesome!"

"And another person did too." Nellie says.

Julie looks at the screen and her face becomes horribly freaked out. "But that person is the most creepiest person on the wiki and has no sense of well… she has sense! Rebecca Black is awesome compared to her! Which means Im ugly!"

"Why do you care so much?" Nellie asks. "You've never seem to care about your looks before."

"I usually don't." Julie says. "But sudden ugliness is the only reasonable explanation to why SG is avoiding me."

"Now Julie," Sierra says. "SG is clearly not shallow enough to stop hanging out with you just because you've suddenly become ugly. And look someone else commented. And they say "Love her design. And her devious expression in her face is awesome." See, your not ugly."

"Well, if someone else does say I'm pretty," Julie says. "Then it must be true. After all if we can't trust two strangers on the internet who can we trust? And… wait what did they say about my face?"

"They said they think your devious expression is awesome." Nellie replies.

"OH NO!" Julie screams. "SG must think I'm evil!"

"I think your crazy." Nellie says.

"Ha, you thinking!" Julie says. "That's funny."

"Look here comes Mikey." Nellie says. "I'm sure he'll explain everything."

On cue Mikey walks in but looks hesitant. "Hey guys." Mikey says.

"Hey Mikey." Sierra replies. "Could you please tell us why SG is acting weird towards Julie because she keeps making up crazy things as to why."

"Well," Mikey says. "I don't know. I tried talking to SG but he didn't tell me. And I have to go…"

Mikey rushes off before the others can say anything. "Whats with him?" Sierra asks.

Meanwhile Team Indestructible is hanging in the kitchen. Trent is sitting near Bridgette and Geoff who are making out. He sees Taylor sitting alone and walks over to her. "Hey Taylor. Mind if I sit with you?"

"I guess." Taylor says.

"So," Trent says. "What do you like to do?"

"Well I play the guitar and I sing." Taylor says.

"Really?" Trent asks. "Me too!"

"Cool." Taylor replies while giving a little smile. "What songs have you written?"

"Here." Trent says handing away a journal. "I carry this journal with me so I can write down song ideas when they come to me. I've started doing that after TDA. It's good some good ideas and some bad ones, but a lot of my best work is in there."

"Wow." Taylor says. "It seems kinda personal. Are you sure you want me to read it?"

"I don't mind." Trent says.

Taylor smiles and starts reading with Trent looking over her and smiling.

Jovi walks into the cafeteria and climbs up on one of the tables. "Everyone can I have your attention." She yells. Everyone looks up from what they're doing. "I want to say that I'm sorry for the way I acted last challenge. I did not act in a professional manner and I'm extremely sorry about that. I was under pressure and I normally don't act that way. But Total Drama is different than directing classmates in a school project. After the first part of the challenge I was extremely worried about us and well, me. The leader is usually put at blame for what happens, and I didn't wanna be voted off after I had started making friends. I didn't handle the second part of the challenge well and I certainly was in no way right when I yelled at Taylor. I'm really sorry, and I hope you can forgive me, and put your trust in me for today's challenge."

"I trust you." Rosamond says. "And I think it took a lot of courage to admit you made those mistakes."

"I agree with Rosamond." Courtney says.

The others nod. Jovi smiles. "Thank you." She says smiling.

Meanwhile The Bulldogs are in the Loser Class section. Duncan is craving something into the benches while DJ and Cosmic River sit next to him chatting. Barbie is sitting alone in the corner eating a chocolate bar alone. Bradley, Chef, Lindsay and Heather are chatting. "So who should we eliminate first?" Heather asks.

"I told you I want Duncan gone as soon as possible." Bradley says.

"I know you do." Heather says. "But I think we could eliminate him any time we want to. I would rather target Barbie. She is useless in all the challenges. She did nothing to contribute in the Jeopardy challenge. Heck, Lindsay did more!" "I'm right here." Lindsay says.

Lindsay is shown in the confessional. "I hate being an alliance with Heather and Chef. Heather is horrible and I still dislike Chef from the past seasons. Even after being fired he hasn't changed. But Bradley says were just using them and we'll get rid of them when we get new allies at the merge. He says that once they realize we betrayed them, they'll flip out and it will feel even more amazing then if we vote them off now. Then we'll make it to the final 2 and be the king and queen of Total Drama. And we'll spilt the prize money no matter which one of us wins. I guess I'll do my best to put up with them till then."

Bradley is shown in the confessional. "I have practically everyone on my team under my control. Which makes it seem hard who you want in your alliance. In reality shows your alliance is really just a bunch of people agreeing to vote together so they aren't voted off. Even if people don't say it is an alliance, friends who vote off the same people are still an alliance. Since alliances are really just about voting other people off it is best to make an alliance with people who don't pose a threat to you. The two ways you win reality shows depend on your popularity and how good you are in challenges. Heather may have done good in past Total Drama challenges and Chef maybe a physical powerhouse but if the three of us were in the final challenge who do you think they would support? That's why I wanna keep them as allies whether that means I have to betray Lindsay or not. And the best part about them is even if they realize how evil I am they need me as allies so they aren't going to risk betraying me. I only need Lindsay as a number and she is completely disposable. Since she probably wouldn't win challenges I'd like to keep her but she is way to popular to bring to the finals."

"And isn't DJ suppose to be in our alliance?" Heather asks.

"He will be." Bradley replies. "But I'm waiting for the right moment."

"What if it is too late?" Heather asks.

"Trust me it won't be." Bradley replies. "Chef, Lindsay who do you think we should vote out?"

"Duncan." Chef says. "The punk is a jerk and I won't nothing more then have him eliminated."

"I don't like Duncan either." Lindsay says.

Heather sighs. "Whatever. I really just don't like her. I mean look that is like the third chocolate bar she has eaten!"

"Actually fifth." Lindsay says. "I've been counting."

"Hey wanna lighten up on the chocolate tubs!" Heather screams to Barbie. "We wouldn't want you to get fat!

Barbie sighs and walks away.

"Listen if she proves to be problem we'll vote her out." Bradley says. "Till then Duncan is our target."

"Attention contestants!" Chris says over the P.A. "We are about to land. Prepare!"

"I can't wait to see where we land this time." Heather says walking away.

The ding noise goes off as the plane is seen arriving in a canyon. The scene then changes to the contestants all out of the plane looking around the canyon. "Welcome contestants," Chris says. "To Copper Canyon in Mexico! For today's challenge you'll start by proving your spanish in a ten question spanish quiz! Then you'll have to race to Basaseachic Falls, the second highest waterfall in Mexico!"

"Why not the highest?" Bridgette asks.

Chris shrugs. "Now for the first part of the challenge, one contestant from each team will go into booths over there." Chris points to three empty booths with sliding curtains like a voting booth. "In there, they will answer ten questions in 12 minutes. After twelve minutes Rhonda will collect your papers whether your done or not. We will then if you are right by announcing answers. The winners get a head start in the race while the losing team goes later. First to cross the finish line win. Last loses. Now team captains pick who will do the spanish speaking challenge!"

The teams start discussing who will participate. "Who can speak Spanish?" Bradley asks.

"Yo hablo español pierda." Chef says.

"Excellent." Bradley says.

"Where did you learn to speak spanish?" Heather asks.

"I went to Mexico a few times on vacation before I worked on Total Drama." Chef explains.

Meanwhile Team Indestructible are discussing who will participate.

"So who knows Spanish?" Courtney asks.

"Wait I thought Chris said team captains pick who will participate." Jovi says. "Last time I checked your not team captain. And anyway I know Spanish. I took it for a few years in school. Now does anyone else what to do the challenge or shall I."

No one says anything. "Excellent." Jovi says smirking.

The Fun Bunch aren't having any luck choosing who will.

"Noah didn't you say you speak a lot of languages?" Gwen asks.

"Not Spanish." Noah says.

"Hey guys?" Julie says.

"Yes you do." Sierra says. "I remember digging threw your trash and finding a Spanish test you took that was an A!"

"That was an old test from awhile ago." Noah says. "Besides, I'm not going to risk going home for this challenge."

"Guys!" Julie says.

"Sierra your name is spanish." Noah says. "Why don't you do it?"

"I don't know Spanish!" Sierra replies. "Hello?" Julie asks. "Anyone paying attention to me?"

"Well what about you SG?" Noah asks. "Your supposedly smart. Why don't you do it?"

"I don't know Spanish." SG says.

"Come on Noah go ahead and do it!" Mikey yells.

"I have something I would like to say!" Julie says.

"Do you know Spanish?" Noah asks.

"Well," Mikey says. "I had a neighbor who taught me a little Spanish but I don't know a lot." "Why didn't you tell us you knew spanish?" Noah asks.

"Are you done ignoring me yet!" Julie asks.

"Because I know only a little." Mikey says.

"No it is because you don't want to do the challenge." Noah says.

"So, you don't either!" Mikey states.

"Noah, if you know Spanish you should do it!" Sierra yells. "Don't you agree Julie?"

"If I were not a little mad and generally silly, I should give you my advice upon the subject, willy-nilly." Julie sings.

"Seriously Julie we need you to pick who is going." Gwen says.

"Should show you in a moment how to grapple with the question, and you’d really be astonished at the force of my suggestion." Julie sings.

"Answer the question!" Noah yells.

"On the subject I shall write you a most valuable letter, full of excellent suggestions when I feel a little better, but at present I’m afraid I am as mad as any hatter, So I’ll keep ‘em to myself, for my opinion doesn’t matter!" Julie sings.

"What are you going on about know?" Nellie asks.

"So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter!" Julie sings.

"Fun Bunch do you know who is going to do the challenge?" Chris asks.

"I'm going to." Julie says.

"You are?" Gwen asks.

"Of course." Julie says. "I tried to tell you I speak Spanish you las vaquillas."

Julie climbs into the last booth as Jovi climbs into the second booth and Chef climbs into the last.

Twelve minutes later Rhonda says, "Test is over hand me your results!"

Julie and Jovi stick their head and test out. "Hear you go Rhonda!" Julie says happily. "Thank you." Rhonda says collecting the test.

"Here you go Rhonda." Jovi says.

"Thank you." Rhonda says smiling and collecting the test. "Chef where is your test?"

"I'm almost done." Chef says.

"Your not allowed to have extra time." Rhonda says. "Now hand the test over." Rhonda climbs into the booth and tries to collect the paper.

Rhonda is then thrown out of the booth. "Don't try that again you frumpy maggot who can hardly be called my replacement!"

Rhonda groans and pulls out a sparkly taser. Moments later Chef is heard yelling as Rhonda walks out smiling holding Chef's test. She gives it to Chris who smiles as Chef walks out.

"Let's see how you did." Chris says. "For the test you had define the word given. The first word was…"rojo". And you all put red. Which is correct! Now for question two the word was…"vaca". Chef said beef, Jovi said cow and Julie said Nellie. The correct answer is….cow! Which means Jovi was right."

"Actually I think I was still right." Julie says.

Chris ignores Julie and proceeds. "For question three the word was…"enojado". Jovi and Julie put angry while Chef put happy. And it was angry. Question four was…"morado". Jovi and Julie put purple and Chef put blue. The answer was purple."

"I thought you said you spoke spanish?" Heather asks.

"Shut up maggot." Chef grumbles.

"Question five was…"jirafa". Chef said sad, Jovi said horse and Julie said giraffe. And the correct answer was…giraffe! Question six is…"bastante". Chef said cold and Jovi and Julie said pretty. And Chef was wrong again. Wow Chef you really are a moron."

"Says the guy who didn't know how to drive a limo." Chef says.

"Anyway," Chris says. "Question seven was…"muerto". Chef and Julie said dead while Jovi said death. The answer was…dead. Question eight was…"amor". And all three of you put love, which was the answer. Question nine was…"luna". And all of you said moon which was correct. And the final question was…"cobre". Chef put cobra and Julie and Jovi put copper. And the answer was…copper. Which means Julie missed one, Jovi missed two and Chef missed six. All right Fun Bunch you get a five minute head start while The Bulldogs will start five minutes later. All right Fun Bunch just follow the signs the interns have set up. But be warned. There is a fork in the road. One path is shorter than the other but both end up at Basaseachic Falls. Remember you have to arrive with all your team mates. Now go!"

The Fun Bunch run off down the path. "So where did you learn Spanish?" Sierra asks Julie.

"Alejandro." Julie replies. "Wait Alejandro taught you spanish?" Sierra asks.

"And Fernando and Roberto." Julie says.

"Wow another musical pun." Nellie says sarcastically. "Didn't see that coming."

"Hice ver a su desaparición que viene bajón!" Julie screams.

Later Team Indestructible is waiting to go while The Bulldogs are still waiting. "Team Indestructible," Chris says. "Go!"

Team Indestructible rushes off without a moments notice. "Come on guys we need to hurry." Jovi says.

Courtney kicks a rock towards Jovi tripping her. "Come hustle people we need to move!" Courtney barks passing Jovi and taking the lead position. Courtney gives a smirk to Jovi who smiles back before glaring as Courtney leaves.

Later The Bulldogs are waiting to go. "Go." Chris says unenthusiastically as the Bulldogs rush off.

"We'll never catch up now." Heather complains. "Thanks a lot Chef."

"Shut up and run scary girl!" Chef yells.

"Speaking of running," Heather says. "You wanna try to use your fat legs?" Heather asks Barbie who is in the back of the line. "We wouldn't want you to cost us the challenge because you can't eat properly."

Barbie doesn't say anything.

Meanwhile The Fun Bunch have come across thee fork in the road. "Which way do we go captain?" Sierra asks. "Hm," Julie says. "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe!" Julie points to the right. "All right lets go!" The Fun Bunch run down the right path.

Later Team Indestructible come across the fork. "All right were going right." Courtney says.

"Aw, good idea Courtney." Jovi says. "But I'm team captain and I say we go left so we go left!"

"Why don't we vote?" Courtney asks. "All in favor of going left raise their hands."

Jovi raises her hand. Rosamond does too. Taylor raises her hand after a bit of hesitation followed by Trent.

Courtney sighs. "Let's go." Jovi says smiling.

Team Indestructible rush down the left path.

Meanwhile The Fun Bunch are running down the right path. "Well this is nice." Noah says sarcastically.

"I know it's such a nice day out!" Mikey says. "It's sunny but there is a nice, gentle breeze blowing."

"I agree." Julie says. "Nothing could ruin this day."

Suddenly a puma jumps our of nowhere and growls. Julie is so surprised you squeezes SG for comfort. This accidental knocks SG over causing both of them to fall over the canyon. The puma approaches the others licking his lips. Most back away but Nellie doesn't move, staring at the beast. "Go ahead and eat me." Nellie says depressingly. "It is better than dealing with the harsh cruelty of the world. Between all the war and disease, you barley have time to consider all the people who bully and taunt one another." The puma stops and cocks his head at Nellie. Nellie sighs. "This world is horrible and unfair. Filled with people unfairly born with deformities and unintelligent animals that murder one another only to be murdered by our environment destruction. Then we die of lung diseases by the pollution and lack of oxygen we created. Then our bodies will degrade into dirt to grow more plants if it isn't too late for them already. If your lucky puma, a poacher will catch you and turn you into a fur carpet. Or maybe they'll sell you as a pet and you'll live caged and abused everyday, alone, till you die. Maybe you'll even catch diseases that harm our pets today like Feline AIDS. So eat me and look forward to your life. Who knows? Maybe I'll cause you indigestion." The puma, creeped out, runs away. The Fun Bunch cheer while Nellie sighs. "Life sucks. A lot."

"Guys." SG yells. The Fun Bunch look over the edge of the canyon to see SG and Julie have landed in a tree on a different path, many feet under them.

"SG! Julie!" Sierra yells.

"Sierra!" Julie yells. "Hi!"

"Hi," Sierra yells. "Julie!"

"Hi," Julie yells. "Sierra!"

"Stop that!" Noah yells.

"Noah!" Julie yells. "Hi!"

"Hi," Sierra yells. "Noah!"

"Are you guys ok?" SG calls.

"Yeah, Nellie scared the puma away be being herself." Mikey yells.

"That figures." Julie says. "We can't find a way back up there so we'll continue down this path. You keep going down that one and eventually we'll meet up. Got it?"

"Got it." The Fun Bunch reply.

"All right let's go!" Julie yells. The rest of the Fun Bunch head on while Julie and SG climb out of the tree. "Well this is unfortunate." SG says.

"Why?" Julie asks. "Now were alone, just the two of us. It's kinda romantic and…"

"Hi!" a mexican girl with backpack says. "I'm Dora and this is my pal Boots!" Dora points to a monkey wearing red boots. The monkey waves but does not talk.

"Hey." SG says. "How long have you been standing there?"

"Awhile." Dora says. "Do you need help getting somewhere?"

"Well, were trying to get to Basaseachic Falls." SG explains. "Why are you alone with no one watching you? I mean they're pumas here."

"We know how to get to Basaseachic Falls." Dora says. "We can take you there using our map! Come on."

SG and Julie look at each other and shrug. They follow Dora and Boots into the forest off to Basaseachic Falls.

Later The Bulldogs come to the fork in the road. "Which way do we go man?" Cosmic River asks.

"We go left." Bradley says. "I see footprints heading down left. If we hurry we might pass the other team."

The Bulldogs shrug and head down the left path.

Meanwhile The Fun Bunch are still heading down the path. "Well it still a nice day." Mikey says.

"Yeah." Sierra says. "I'm sure nothing could ruin it."

Suddenly the ground Sierra is standing falls apart and she almost falls over but luckily Mikey grabs her arm and pulls her up. "We should really quit saying nothing bad will happen to ruin this day." Mikey says.

Sierra enthusiastically hugs Mikey. "You saved my life!" Sierra yells. "Thank you!"

Mikey blushes and says, "No problem. I was happy to."

"I almost fall like Julie and SG." Sierra says. "I wonder how they're doing?"

Meanwhile…

"Where are we going?" Dora sings.

"For the last time were going to Basaseachic Falls!" Julie screams. "Where are we going?" Dora sings twirling with Boots.

Julie looks at SG who is sighing and avoiding eye contact with her. "SG what did I do?" Julie asks.

"What?" SG asks.

"Don't play dumb with me Puddin." Julie says. "You have been uncomfortable after we went to France. And you've been flat out ignoring me since after Egypt. And I'm pretty sure I know why."

"But.." SG tries to say.

"I know you think my hair is crazy and you think I'm unattractive." Julie says.

"What?" SG asks.

"But I'm beautiful on the inside and I believe I am on the outside as well." Julie says. "And if that isn't good enough for you then so be it. May hair is beautiful. I just wanna be myself and I want you to love me for who I am and if that is not good enough for you, well them you missed out on the greatest prize of your life. And this is what I look like. If you don't like my appearance don't look at me because I was born this way and proud of who I am. All my life, I've been judged but for you to judge me, well, it hurts. And I've had enough, I'm not a freak. And I can't believe you think that."

"But I don't think your hideous." SG says. "I think your very pretty and I like your style. I think you a fun person who I enjoy hanging out with you."

"Then do you think I'm evil?" Julie asks.

"What? No…" SG lies. "Why would you think that?"

"Well these people on the internet said I was fat and had bad hair." Julie explains. "And someone said I was evil. I admit I can be mischievous sometimes but I would never do anything to hurt you. You know that right?" "…I know that." SG lies. "And I trust you. I was just feeling sick and didn't want to be a bother to you."

"Aw Puddin," Julie says. "I wouldn't never find you a bother. Your so sweet to think of me even when your sick." Julie hugs SG. "Are you feeling better?"

"A lot better." SG says.

"Hey SG," Julie says. "I have something I wanna tell you. I l…"

"Do you see the tree?" Dora asks.

"You mean the one right in front of you?" SG asks.

"Bueno!" Dora says.

"You so ruined the moment Dora." Julie says.

"Do you hear that?" Dora asks.

"What," Julie asks. "The SGxJulie fans mumbling swear words or my insane plans on destroying you and everything you hold dear?"

"It's Swiper the fox!" Dora yells. A fox in gloves and a bandit mask comes out of the bushes. "He is going to try and steal the map. Say Swiper No Swiping!"

"Why would we do that?" SG asks. "Let's just ignore him or hit him or something." "Swiper No Swiping!" Dora says. "Say it again." "But we didn't say it a first time." Julie points out.

"Swiper No Swiping!" Dora says. But the fox steals the map. "Oh no Swiper has the map!" Dora says.

SG steals the map from Swiper and kicks him away. "Yay!" Dora cheers. "We did it!"

"What did you do besides get the map stolen?" SG asks.

"Let's go!" Dora says.

"Is it wrong that I want to strangle her?" SG asks.

"I'm thinking the same thing." Julie says. "So it probably is."

"Where are we going!" Dora sings.

"God this is worse then when I was in the Mutant Academy." Julie says.

"Your a mutant?" SG asks.

"Yup." Julie says. "I have the power to break the fourth wall. I was trapped in an academy for mutants but I escaped by breaking the fourth wall."

SG stares at her. "Let's follow Dora."

Much Later, SG, Julie and Dora walk out to Basaseachic Falls to find the other teams waiting on them. "Where were you guys?" Chris asks. "The challenge was over fifteen minutes ago."

"We were following this little girl out." Julie explains. "We couldn't have gotten out here any faster."

"Oh we could have got out here a lot faster." Dora says.

"What?" Julie asks.

"I decided we could take the fun way here!" Dora says.

"That wasn't fun!" SG yells. "That was torture!"

"Well why'll you were making your way here, Team Indestructible arrived first. The left path was shorter. The Fun Bunch arrived next but since they didn't have all their members they couldn't place till you got here. The Bulldogs got here a little while afterwords which means your team has to go to elimination. Team Indestructible you win first class, the pool and will be having a mexican fiesta in your honor!"

Team Indestructible cheers. "But we were attacked by a puma!" Julie explains.

"Don't care." Chris says. "Now let's…"

"What was your favorite part of the adventure?" Dora asks.

No one says anything.

"Mine too." Dora says.

"Can we leave?" Julie asks.

"Let's." Rhonda says.

The teens all walk away leaving Dora laughing. "Ha, ha, ha, ha…" Dora laughs. " Ha, ha ha, i've got your scent SG and Julie. And I will find you and destroy in front of million of viewers who will hear your screams of pain. Ha, ha, ha…"

o-O

Later Julie is playing who knows and who cares what when Nellie, Sierra, Mikey and SG walk up.

"Great news Julie!" Sierra says.

"I won featured image?" Julie asks.

"No but apparently all those people who commented on your pic love your look. Rhonda told us. And someone else commented on it and said "Such a great pic." And you were nominated for featured character and two people voted for you. "YEAH. I totally support her. I don't think it matters if the story isn't finished. Julie needs to win this." And someone else said "What makes Julie more than just an Izzy clone--indeed, what makes Julie a unique character in her own right--is that she's Rhonda's go-to character for Fourth Wall humor." See your not ugly after all."

"Aw," Julie says. "Those people are so sweet. I'll have to send them a fruit basket."

"How will you fins their house?" Nellie asks.

"Oh, Silly Nellie," Julie says. "I already know where they live." "We also came to see who were voting off." Sierra says. "And we all seem to want Noah."

"Not Noah." Julie says. "I think we should vote Gwen."

"Why?" Sierra asks.

"Just trust me." Julie says.

"Ok."Sierra says.

SG is shown in the confessional. "Gwen said Julie wouldn't vote Noah because she believes she's got him under her control. And Julie doesn't want to vote Noah. But back in the canyon Julie said she would never do anything to hurt me. And it seemed like she meant it. And it seemed like she liked me. But how could she ever love someone like me. I don't know who to trust. Julie or Gwen? One of them is lying to me. But who should I trust. And who should I vote off?"

Later The Killer Kleptomaniacal Top Banana Bottom Feeding Perci OVER 9000 Muskies of Goth Magical Whatnot Globetrotting Locusts Studded Jumping Lemmings MEH BUKKIT League Of Super Justice were at their elimination ceremony. "All right we all know who this works." Chris says. "You vote on another off, Rhonda and I call your names, you get a barf bag, the person who does not receive a barf bug must jump the drop of shame and will never return EVER! Now the first barf bag goes to…SG!"

SG is tossed is barf bag. He catches it. His face shows no sign of which decision he made.

"…Nellie." Chris says as Rhonda tosses her a barf bag.

"…Mikey and Sierra." Chris says.

"….Noah." Chris says.

"Gwen, Julie. The final barf bag goes to…

"Gwen. Julie you have been eliminated in a close four to three vote."

"What?" Julie says. "But how who…" Julie looks over to see Gwen avoiding contact with her and Noah smirking. "You two." Julie says. "You set me up. Noah you said you wanted to be buddies and to keep it a secret in case the others got jealous, but you lied. You never wanted to be my friend. You only wanted me eliminated. And as for you Gwen, Sierra was right when she said you were the new Heather. Maybe your even worse than her." Julie looks at her former Fun Bunch pals. "And who any of you could vote for me let alone two is something I can't believe. Sierra, you and me instantly became friends on the show and probably the first person I got to know here. Nellie, I know I'm not the nicest to you but I consider you a great friend. I consider you and Sierra my sisters. And I know you don't feel anything but sadness but I thought misery loved company. Like how I enjoyed your company. Mikey, when no one wanted to be your partner, me, Sierra and Nellie all let you join us. We fought spider monkeys together! And I made sure I picked you for my team because your such a fun guy. And SG, I cared for you so much. I let you join us, I let you use my laptop and I felt close to you. And you really cared for me. And I thought…" Julie stops as her eyes get all watery. "Oh nevermind. It's not like it matters anymore. I just hope whoever did this is happy. Because I will be back. And when I find out who betrayed me I will skin then alive. Then I'll use the rest of they're carcass to make a meat dress! Just wait until I come back. You haven't seen the last of Julie Noforthwal. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…"

And then Julie jumped out of the plane.

"Wait," Rhonda yells. "You forgot your parachute. I guess it's too late now."

"Do you hear that buzzing noise?" Chris asks.

The buzzing noise becomes louder and louder till a flash of light is shown outside. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…" Julie laughed as she was pulled up by an alien tractor beam. Everyone looks outside and sees a giant UFO abduct Julie and fly away…

"Ha, ha, ha." Rhonda laughs. "I get it."

"Get what?" Nellie asks.

"Mikey's joke about the pony with the soar throat." Rhonda explains. "It's funny. I'm a little horse. That's a good one."

o-O

Trivia
Thanks to Gideon for coming up with great idea of Chef Hatchet becoming a contestant.

Thanks to Reddude fro making the elimination chart!

Rhonda will be portrayed as being a little crazy and kinda of evil but will have her nice moments. Even though I'm a little crazy i;m not evil. I just thought it would be funnier if she were a little mischievous and naughty. I love evil female characters >:).

The idea is its pretty much TDWT but with a new jet, new characters, new places and roughly about one song.

This takes place after TDWT and TDROTHI never happened.

In every episode someone says "What The Heck?" besides in the title. They may say it alone or in a sentience with or without all capital letters.

Chapter 1 Prepare for Take-Off!
This chapter will have a musical number.

The title comes from what pilots say in cartoons when they are about to fly. But I maybe thinking of astronauts.

When Rhonda and Chris were debating who won Chris said it "depends on where you live." This was referring to the two alternate endings of TDWT and who really won. I think Heather did win even if Al won in Canada but thats just me.

Rhonda calls Duncan every ravioli pixie's dream. This alludes to Sunshine the ravioli pixie a character and avatar for a user on this wiki.

When Julie attacks him Chris says "What The Heck?" This makes Rhonda think the show is called Total Drama What The Heck? which it is called from than on.

Julie says Delicioso. Thats what Dora the Explorer's backpack always says.

When Julie screams love me Noah Puckerman she is making a reference to the Glee character.

My least favorite thing about this chapter is when Nellie says Just eat something and you'll feel a whole lot better to LeShawana. It was just kinda dumb and not witty at all. Plus it is more rude than negative which doesn't go with Nellie.

Julie says wave our hair back and forth which is a line to that Willow Smith song. Though it might be whip your hair back and forth.

Julie asks how does Lemmie do all the rhyming. She is alluding to Lemmie the Total Drama Culture contestant.

Mody is a contestant on Total Drama College made by The Zobe. He was also a contestant on Total Drama Roleplay's Season 4 which I'm a fan of.

Chapter 2 I Couldn't Think Of A Catchy Title :|
This chapter was originally titled Made In China. It was to take place at the Yangtze River in China. I didn't think there was a forest there so I changed to the Amazon Rainforest because it has both the forest and the Amazon River. I couldn't think of a catchy title so I named the chapter that.

The opening scene was one of my three favorite parts of this episode.

Chris says "What The Heck?" this episode when Rhonda hits him.

Since Chef uses an inflatable for auto-pilot I decided Rhonda should use something too. Thats were I came up with Bobobo. His name comes from an anime named Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. The main character was very goofy and named Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo but was usually called Bobobo for short.

The monkey smoking was thought of from Total Drama College. In a scene from TDC one character, Hannah, is offered a cigar from a monkey which she declines.

Rhonda's comment about her sucking at driving Baby Peach through Rainbow Road in Mario Kart was based on me. When I play Mario Kart Wii I'm always Baby Peach. But I always fall off Rainbow Road (which is like a giant rainbow in space) whether I'm Baby Peach or not.

Chris saying good grief is because that is what Charlie Brown always says.

When Julie says "So yeah your face is pretty soft" is based on what a marshmallow said in a video called Marshmallow People by FlimCow the makers of Charlie The Unicorn.

Izzy's disappearance was suppose to be mentioned in the first chapter but I forgot.

The bridge Izzy was on was the Golden Gate Bridge.

Izzy's watery death was an allusion to Legacy. Izzy's death was going to be like her death in Legacy but I didn't do it for some reason.

One big mistake I made this chapter was I called Wednesday (one of Rosamond's cats) Morticia. This is because Morticia is the name of my favorite Addam from the Addams family and Wednesday's name comes from Wednesday Addam. I fixed that mistake though.

I had trouble writing for the American Idol judges because I have never seen American Idol. I decided to do the old judges because I had seen more parodies of them than the new ones.

Heather calling Rhonda a Sierra wannabe is because both are a stalker and a big fan of Total Drama. The monkey reference is also referring back to Bobobo if you didn't catch that.

Natalie Orki was a sweet little girl who was on another show Simon was a judge for. Simon was very rude in judging her final song and didn't treat her like a child being to harsh for someone her age. I love her and hate Simon Cowell for that!

Rhonda says will get Ellen to be a new judge after flinging the judges out of the plane. This is an allusion to Ellen quitting American Idol which was a big deal in the media I think.

The reason the contestants can play the idol before or after the votes or after the barf bags are passed out is incase I need to do one of those options for the plot.

When Rosamond says she hates it when people try to get her to share things by being nice is how I feel a lot when I having something like food at school.

The things Julie says in the confessional are allusions to many things. When she says eat that "Eat that Gwen, Lindsay and LeShawana" she is talking about them being the first to use the confessional each season (in that order). When she says thanks Toad she is alluding to ToadGamer who voted for her in the winning guessing contest. The cake is a lie is a quote that Glados from Portal says. Gabby for TDA is alluding to Gabby from Total Drama Athletics who I want to win Total Drama Athletics. Vote Pedro is a reference to Napoleon Dynamite. The Na Na Na Batman thing is a reference to the 1960s Batman. I'm a bad kid and I will survive is a line from Lady Gaga's song Bad Kids. And her telling you to read fanfictions from this wiki is cause this wiki is awesome!

My other favorite part was when Sierra and Julie kidnap Nellie. I found it super fun to write for and I love them as a trio.

Julie and Sierra sing a line from the "We Did It" Song from Dora the Explorer.

Courtney joins Bridgette because she is the only friend Courtney has. Courtney says the more the merrier because she doesn't wanna get kicked out of the group.

Trent and Justin are members of the Total Drama Brothers Band so thats why they joined forces.

Mikey was not originally gonna join forces with Sierra, Julie and Nellie but I didn't know who to partner him with and they seemed good together.

Cosmic River and Taylor being partners is because I didn't know who else they would work with and I didn't want them alone (or with Mikey which help explains the above).

SG had to be alone because he was always planned to join Julie's group later.

Jovi saying "I knew we shoulda taken that left toin at Albukoikee" is alluding to Bugs Bunny because that is what he always says when he tunnels to the wrong place.

I found the hardest and worst part about this episode was the fight scenes both the monkeys and the ones on the pedestal. They lacked dialogue and were hard to describe. They also feel very repetitive.

My other other favorite part was when Julie tries to get SG to join the dark side by threatening Sierra with a polly pocket.

Julie sings Poll la la Polly. That is like the mini theme song for Polly Pocket that is in all the commercials.

The joke about the dark side and the cookies is based on a joke my friend told me which she read from an app.

Them being called the Fun Bunch is what my former teacher called groups of students who got together and chat when they are too loud. It sounded like a cool name so I had Mikey call them the fun bunch.

Pugil sticks are sticks with foam ends like those used in duels on that show Gladiators.

The winners of the second part did have helmets but I cut those out because I forgot.

Rhonda says yes, yes you are. Thats based on a line from Phineas and Ferb.

The reason I had that huge white area before it was revealed who was voted off was to built up suspense. This is a technique I see on other fanfictions and it seemed good to me.

Since the rules for picking people were established as they were a boy would off not been picked if Collin was.

Jovi and Bradley's confessionals were used to explain why Gwen was last. Truthfully she was last because I didn't want Gwen on the same team as Courtney and more importantly I wanted Barbie on Bradley's team for plot reasons.

I forgot to name the teams so they'll be named next time.

An important fact! Originally I had planned Collin being eliminated the same way and had to make sure there were 25 contestants. I decided 13 would be returning and 12 debuting. I had decided the 13th would be determined by a vote by users. The winners of the vote were Gwen, Courtney, and Noah. I had all ready planned for all 3 to be in but forgot about Noah being in so i thought I had 13. But when I realized I didn't I remembered a blog I did where people voted and one vote was for Sierra while the others for people in all ready. So Sierra made it at the last minute. I was worried Sierra would be too similar to Rhonda and wasn't sure how they would react. So I established a connection between the two. I also felt Sierra's only real thing was her wanting Cody but I didn't want Cody in. So I tried to make Sierra funny and more lovable. I felt it worked well.

Chapter 3 Drama Is Served
I made this chapter when I was waiting on lunch so thats why there is a lot of food and food references.

Team Indestructible was named that because I couldn't think of a better name. I probably could have used a bigger word since Jovi uses big words (though I haven't wrote that) now that I think about it.

The Bulldogs get their name from Bradley's school's mascot.

Julie's team is actually an allusion to several other team names in this list (list originally made by Reddy):

The Killer (Canon reference)

Kleptomaniacal (TDO reference)

Top Banana Bottom Feeding (TD:TAS reference)

Perci (TD:PB reference)

OVER 9000 (TDS/DBZ reference)

Muskies (LTDI reference)

Goth (My love of goth characters and TDT)

Magical Whatnot (TDC reference)

Globetrotting Locusts (TDL reference)

Studded (TDS reference)

Jumping (TDO reference)

Lemmings (TDR-D reference )

MEH BUKKIT (TDL reference)

League Of Super Justice (not really a reference)

Julie says That 70's Show which is an allusion to That 70's show.

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