Total Drama Island... Sorta

Season One
This is a different version of Total Drama Island. There may contain some parodies of the different challenges that were in Total Drama Island. Total Drama Island... Sorta features twenty six episodes with the original cast. Chris, Chef and the twenty two campers. I also do not own any of the Total Drama characters or the Total Drama series.

Theme Song
Opening guitar solo.

(Same as the actual theme song)

"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine."

(The camera rushes past Chris as he's shown in a truck eating a biscuit with a cup of tea)

"You guys are on my mind."

(Duncan is wrestling an alligator under the water whilst Owen farts at the two)

"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see."

(Gwen and Trent are in a boat, but Izzy crashes into it, making the boat sink)

"I wanna be famous!"

(Katie and Sadie hug a shirtless Justin)

"I wanna live close to the sun."

(Heather and Lindsay are getting tans, but Heather sees Lindsay with her shades still on, laughs and Harold is being chased by a bear in the background) 

"So, pack your bags, 'cause I've already won."

(Courtney writes in her diary, but sees the camera and kicks it away)

"Everything to prove, nothing in my way."

(DJ is petting bunnies and birds, but Tyler stumbles and the animals chase them)

"I'll get there one day."

(Ezekiel paraglides off of the cliff...)

"'Cause I wanna be famous!"

(But crashes into the back of a truck LeShawna is driving)

"Naaaa-na-na-na-naaaa, na-na-na-na-naaaa, na-na-na-na-na-naaaa!"

(Cody tries to stroke Eva's hair in a canoe, but Eva rams the paddle into him)

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"

(Noah and Beth discover sharks are circling them and get dragged underneath the water)

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"

(Chef fishes the two out and sees a piranha biting Noah's ankle)

Whistling.

(Bridgette and Geoff are at the bonfire and are about to kiss, but Chris interrupts them and the camera pans out showing the contestants and the sign that says 'Total Drama Island')

 Chapter I: Camp Wawanakwa Welcomes You Part 1 

 The camera pans across Camp Wawanakwa then to the dock where Chris McLean, the host, stood at the edge. "What up ya'll! I'm Chris McLean, the most smoking hot guy on TV since 'Everyone Loves the Ninties!'. Now I'm hostin' this rockin' show where twenty two different teens go to a summer camp, compete in nasty challenges, eat gruelling food and the worst challenge, living with twenty one other teens at a summer camp. Plus, they're doing this all for one hundred thousand dollars! The twenty two teen freaks will split into teams of two and every night, the team that fails the challenge must go to an elimination ceremony. All but one camper will receive a marshmallow. A soft treat made of egg whites that on this show, symbolises life. The camper that does not receive the marshmallow must board the Boat of Losers after walking the terrible Dock of Shame. Then, they can never ever return. Who will win? Who will lose? Which twenty two teens will be joining me here? Find out on Total... Drama... Island!"

 Theme Song

 Chris waited impatiently for the first boat to arrive. "If they don't get here I'm gonna *sees the camera* uh, keep the million all for myself! The first boat should be here soon, I think," Chris said. Then, as if on cue, a boat appeared and docked. A cleft chined guy jumped off wearing a pink shirt, showing his abs.

 "Hey! You Chris Mclean, man! How you doing, man? Man, I saw you on that badminton show. You were awesome man!" the boy exclaimed.

 "Thanks Geoff. I totally rocked the badminton show, didn't I man," Chris told him. The two high-fived and another boat appeared with a tall guy with a green shirt and dark tan skin. He held two long gym bags.

 "Wassup? Chris McLean, it's good to see you, but are you sure this is the place? I thought it had waiters and, especially, waitresses," the tall man told him.

 "I'm sure this is the place. Unfortunately, DJ, we couldn't get hot waitresses," Chris answered. DJ frowned and walked next to Geoff. The two shook hands as another boat came and a blonde beauty with a blue bandana and heels came off.

 "Geoff, DJ, this is Lindsay," Chris told them. The two boys' jaws dropped.

 "Hi, guys. My name is Lindsay. Craig, I saw you on the badminton show and totes loved it," Lindsay said softly.

 "Lindsay, the name's Chris. Go stand next to the boys," he commanded. Lindsay smiled and walked in front of DJ, waving at the boys. Chris looked at his watch and another boat came. A large black girl with a mole jumped off with leopard print luggage.

 "Wassup ya'll, LeShawna's in the house!" she shouted. "If you're already here, I would recommend catching up to your boats, 'cause I came to win."

 "Sorry, I can't. My hair'll get wet," Lindsay told her. She reached into her bag and pulled out a hair straightener. "Is there an outlet to plug in my hair straightener?"

 "Shush!" Chris commanded. "Our next two boats are here." The boats arrived and the passenger in the front was a chubby blonde haired man with a white shirt with a blue maple leaf on. "Everyone, meet Owen."

 "Hi guys! You lot seem like a friendly bunch! I sure hope you like maple syrup, 'cause I brought a whole tub of emergency syrup," Owen said. He shook the hands of both DJ and LeShawna, then Lindsay and Geoff. The second boat, a girl with black hair and lightly tinted glasses that showed Lindsay's, Owen's and LeShawna's reflections.

 "FYI, no one talk to me. I'm too popular," the black haired girl said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Heather, behave. I want all the drama after everyone's here," Chris said. Heather grabbed her suitcases and dragged them behind everyone. Geoff was about to say something to her, but Heather glanced at him and slapped his hand. He rubbed his painful hand.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Another boat dropped off a man with auburn hair, glasses and a keyboard. He breathed through his mouth heavily. "Is this the camp?" the boy asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Yes indeed Harold," Chris told him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Awesome. It'll fit my skills perfectly," Harold said and walked next to LeShawna. "Wow, you're large."

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Excuse me?" LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You look so big, and loud," Harold told her. LeShawna kicked Harold in the balls and he clutched them. "My nuggets!"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I should pounce on you and kill you!" LeShawna howled. Owen and Lindsay grabbed LeShawna and made sure she didn't harm Harold more. The next boat then arrived and two girls came off. One girl wore a blue hooded jacket and held a surfboard, the other had midnight blue streaks in her hair and slouched with her arms folded.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Welcome Bridgette and Gwen, please stand next to the others," Chris instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Are they the competition?" Gwen asked and looked at the others. She saw two spoilt girls, a nerd clutching his balls and a giant tub of lard.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Come on Gwen, don't be mean," Bridgette said. Geoff looked at Bridgette with dreamy eyes. Owen saw him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Do you like her?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "She's a beaut, but why does she have a surfboard? Hey, Bridgette! Why do you have a surfboard?" Geoff asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I'm a surfer and I was told that we were gonna be at a beach," Bridgette answered. The scene then panned to the beach. It was small and covered in rubbish. The scene then panned to Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Ha! You think you need a surfboard here? In this dump! Idiot," Heather laughed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What did you call her?" LeShawna asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "So she thought she needed her surfboard. So what?" Gwen told her.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Ugh, whatever," Heather grunted. The next boat had a kid in a red gymsuit in water skis.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What up pe-" the boy said, but he fell off and rolled about in the water, flying onto the dock and head-first into Owen's belly. He lost balance, crashed into Heather's luggage and fell into the water.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "My mirrors and shoes!" Heather gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sorry about that," Tyler apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Don't speak to me," Heather grunted and got a pair of wedges back onto the dock. Ske kissed the pair, just as a large boat with a tough looking girl in a blue dress with a gym bag stomped to the end of the dock next to Heather. She dropped her bag on Heather's foot and screamed. "Hey! Watch it you crazed gymnast!" Heather yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Shut your mouth!" the girl ordered. She picked up Heather and threw her off the dock. Heather rose back up.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Whatever your name is, you're dead!" Heather choked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "This is Eva," Chris introduced. Heather climbed back onto the dock. She then drew a line across her neck at Eva and another boat arrived. Two boys walked off. One had an oversized backpack and a shirt with a black handprint on and the other was short with two stripes on his shirt. He was missing a tooth.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Boys and girls, they are Trent and Cody," Chris introduced.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey guys. It's great to be here dudes," Trent relaxfully said. He walked next to Gwen and the two exchanged smiles.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What up ladies. Every girl looks gorgeous and stunning!" Cody flirted. He stood next to Gwen who smiled at her, getting a confused look back. The next boat was heard in the distance. A tough looking boy was standing on a radio which shouted out rock music. He had a green Mohawk and eyebrow and ear piercings. When the boat docked, the boy threw his radio and bags onto the dock and jumped off.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Welcome Duncan. I remember your parole officer saying to give him a holler whenever you behave bad and he'll drag you back to jail," Chris teased.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Don't care," Duncan grunted and he stood next to Gwen. Both glared at each other. He then slid next to Heather. "Wassup gorgeous. Hope I get a bunk under you," Duncan taunted.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Bite me," Heather told him. Duncan moved his jaw and Heather slid back in fear. The next boat then arrived and four girls came off. Two girls were wearing the same clothes, although one was fatter than the other. Another wore a grey shirt and had short brown hair. The last one had orange hair and a green skirt and top.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "These girls are Katie, Sadie, Courtney and Izzy," Chris introduced.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hi guys! Omigosh Sadie, this summer camp looks so great," the thin girl said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Omigosh, Katie. I love summer camp!" Sadie squealed. Katie and Sadie hugged and stood in front of DJ.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hello there fellow contestants. My name is Courtney. I hope to make friends with many of you," Courtney told them. She stood next to Duncan.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey there pretty," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sorry, I don't take flattery," Courtney told him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey everyone! I'm Izzy! When does everyone get here? What team am I on? Can we go swimming? What's for lunch?" Izzy asked quickly. She gracefully skipped over leaped on top of Owen and the next boat dropped off a wonderful sight.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Everyone, this is Justin," Chris introduced.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "He's gorgeous," Owen gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "His butt is so cute," Katie squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "His behind is beautiful," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Thank you for your wonderful comments," Justin thanked. He stood next to Katie and Sadie and both girls hooked their arms around his. The next two boats arrived at the same time. One was a boy with a blue toupee and the other was a girl wearing braces and a ponytail.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "They are Ezekiel and Beth," Chris told the campers. Lindsay ran to Beth and shook her hand.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hi there, Ezekiel, I'm Lindsay," Lindsay said, swapping the two names.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "It's Beth," the girl in braces replied.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Yo, yo, yo! Ezekiel is here to pump the jam!" Ezekiel yelled. An akward silence broke out, before the final boat arrived. A boy buried deep into a book came out.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Welcome Noah," Chris welcomed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey Chris. Did you get my note about my serious life-threatening allergies?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Yeah," Chris started, but he then whispered to himself: "In about six to eight weeks." Noah stood next to LeShawna and saw Harold grabbing his balls.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Seriously man, stop grabbing them," Noah told him. The camera then panned to Chris with a camera in his hands.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay, guys. I need a quick photo, so stand there and look pretty," Chris said. He flashed the camera which shot a bright light out and the campers were temporarily blind and they fell into the water.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Chris!" all campers yelled in unison. The scene then panned to the campfire. There were eighteen tree stumps to sit on and only DJ, Duncan, LeShawna and Trent were standing up.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "This is the campfire, a.k.a, the elimination ceremony. The losing team will be sat here where all but one will receive a marshmallow. If you don't receive one, you must go down the Walk of Shame, board the Boat of Losers and you can never, ever, ever return," Chris told them. "Now for the teams. If I call your name, go stand on the green mat. Lindsay... Cody... Trent... Gwen... Sadie... Geoff... LeShawna... Izzy... Noah... Heather... and Tyler. You guys are the Killer Trout!" Chris threw a red roll at Gwen, and it unrolled showing a red trout.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Wait, what about Katie?" Sadie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Duncan... Courtney... Harold... Katie... Ezekiel... Owen... Eva... DJ... Bridgette... Beth... and Justin. You lot stand under the red mat and you're the Screaming Leeches!" He threw a green roll at Ezekiel, but it unrolled in midair and landed on him. Duncan then picked it up and it showed a dark green leech.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Now, 'Leeches' get west cabin, 'Trout' get east. And just in case you get up to funny stuff, the cabins are split into two sides," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Chris: Also, you can use the outhouse confessional if you want to reveal a dark secret, or just want to compare yourself to your fellow campmates.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "But wait! Sadie is a 'Trout'! I have to be a 'Trout'!" Katie sobbed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Don't worry, um, Katie, is it? You'll make plenty of friends with us," Courtney reassured.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sadie! I miss you!" Katie wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I miss you too!" Sadie wailed back. In the girls side of the Killer Trout, Sadie was crying loudly on the top bunk of a bed. The other girls were looking at her.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Who gets crybaby?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No way I am," Gwen told them.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sorry, I need beauty sleep," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Guys, why don't we draw straws?" Izzy asked. She took some sticks in the cabin and broke them. "Short ones get top, long one gets bottom. Longest of all gets to sleep with Sadie." Each girl took a straw.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I have a short straw, I think," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I have a long one. Well, you can't be that bad," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I have a short one," Izzy said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I have long. Girl, let's bunk," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What! I have to sleep with crybaby!" Heather yelled. The others didn't say a word. "Alright, Gwen, LeShawna, I want a straw check." She put her stick against theirs and Gwen's appeared to be the longest. "Ha! You have the longest of all." Gwen sighed and she grabbed her bags and traded beds with Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Gwen: Geez, sleeping under a sobbing girl. Thanks Heather. Or should I say heifer?

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Heather: Glad I'm not Goth girl.

<p style="text-align: left;"> On the boys side, the boys were talking about what they would use the extra bed for. "I say we use it as a party bed!" Geoff exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "A party bed? Really?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "How about we just put our luggage on it?" Cody asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Isn't that a waste of a bed?" Tyler asked. Geoff sighed and lied down on his bunk. Trent noticed him and sat down on his bed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's the matter?" Trent asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Just sad that my babe is on a different team," Geoff sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Really? Who?" Trent asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bridgette. At least Gwen is on your team. I saw you checking her out," Geoff told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, Gwen does seem nice. But I don't think she's that into me," Trent told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey what are you two talking about?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Gwen and Bridgette. I like Bridgette and Trent's got a thing for Gwen," Geoff told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's nice, but help us decide what we're using the spare bed for," Noah teased and he dragged the two over.

<p style="text-align: left;">On the girls side of the Screaming Leeches cabin, Katie was wailing loudly, with both Courtney and Bridgette conforting her. "Don't worry Katie. Just because Sadie isn't on this team doesn't mean you can't make new friends here," Courtney comforted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, me and Courtney have your back," Bridgette reassured.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But me and Sadie have never been apart for anything!" Katie wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: One time, I caught the flu, so Sadie was open to germs the whole day so we could be sick together! Now I think of it, ew.

<p style="text-align: left;">Beth and Eva were sharing a bunk together. Katie said that she didn't want anyone except Sadie to bunk with her, so Bridgette and Courtney bunked together. On the boys side, the guys were partying. Owen was giving Ezekiel a piggy back whilst Duncan, Justin and DJ were dancing as a tune came from Harold's keyboard. "This is awesome!" Duncan yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It is," DJ told him. "Harold, keep playing that tune."

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: Everyone likes my keyboard playing. I think I might be a role model for everyone on my team. *plays a note on keyboard*

<p style="text-align: left;">An announcement came through the main speakerphone in front of the cabins. "Campers, the first challenge starts tomorrow at six am. Get a good night's rest. You'll need it, trust me," Chris spoke.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What do you think it is?" Beth asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Probably something easy. It is our first challenge after all," Courtney reassured. The scene then panned to the campers and Chris at the top of the cliff. "Oh crap."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then panned towards Chris. "How will our first challenge play out? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

 Chapter II: Camp Wawanakwa Welcomes You Part 2 

<p style="text-align: left;"> The episode picked up where the last one cut off. "Um, excuse me, Chris? Please don't tell me we have to jump off of this cliff," Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay then. I won't tell you," Chris giggled. The campers groaned. "Since blabbermouth Courtney pretty much told you half of the challenge, I'll just pick up from where she left off. Down in the sea below are two areas. The small area with a boat wreck near it is the safe zone. The large area is filled with piranhas and electric eels. If I was you, I would hope to not jump there. Once all teams are there, you'll have to swim to shore and get the crates with your team logo on. You'll have to get them to the campgrounds. The first team to open all of the crates will win and get what's inside. Also, the team that gets the most members down there wins an advantage."

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What do you mean by the most members?" Eva asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You have the choice to chicken out and wear this!" Chris announced and pulled out a chicken hat.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "There is no way I'm jumping or doing that," Heather told him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "We don't care. You're jumping," Noah said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Killer Trout, less talking and more jumping," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Wait!" Katie wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "We don't want to jump without each other," Sadie cried.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Ugh, fine. If anyone wants to swap teams with, um, Sadie, put your hand up," Chris grunted with a clipboard in his hands. Bridgette was looking down at the water and spoke up.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I'll swap teams with Sadie," Bridgette volunteered.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Thanks Bridgette!" the girls squealed before hugging her. Geoff was then smiling.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Geoff: Awesome! Now Bridgette's on my team, I have a better chance of hooking up with her.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Bridgette dived into the sea. "Aaaaaaaaaah!" her voice trailed off and she hit the safe zone head first. She rose back up and yelled: "Awesome!" The next five to hit the water were Gwen, Trent, Cody, Noah and Izzy. Unfortunately, Izzy banged her head on a rock jutting out of the cliff and she tumbled into the danger zone. Three piranhas and an eel were heading towards her. From the top of the cliff, Heather, Cody and Geoff were yelling: "Izzy, swim!" and "Look out behind you!"

<p style="text-align: left;"> Back below, Izzy saw the sea creatures and swam under the water with the creatures following her. Seven seconds and a flying torrent of water later, Izzy came back up, unharmed and with a tray of sushi in her hand. When she reached the shore, Trent took a piece of sushi. "Mm, this sushi is great. But what is it?" he asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Something I like to call electrifying sushi with a piranha dip," Izzy chuckled. Trent's eyes widened and spat it out.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Trent: *stops brushing his teeth* She... it was... ew! *continues brushing teeth*

<p style="text-align: left;"> Heather looked at the cliff. "I am not jumping," she said. Chris almost gave Heather the chicken hat, but LeShawna slapped the hat off of him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Nu-uh. You're jumping. We don't care if you're a prissy, black haired, mall shopping, beauty hogging--" LeShawna started.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Shut it you big mouthed, loud speaking, ghetto girl, mole wearing freak," Heather told her. The remaining 'Trout' on the team gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You did not just go there," LeShawna growled. She grabbed Heather by the leg, swung her round and threw her off the cliff.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Heather screamed, "You're dead meat, LeShawnaaaaaaa!" Her voice trailed off as she hit the water. "My hair!" she gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "At least I threw you into the safe zone!" LeShawna yelled from the cliff. She jumped off of the cliff and into the safe zone. Heather was still there and she splashed LeShawna, chuckling. Lindsay, Geoff and Tyler were the only ones left. Lindsay was looking at the sea.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I'm sorry guys, I just can't do it," Lindsay apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Would it help if I held your hand?" Tyler asked, holding the blonde's hand. Lindsay giggled, but refused.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You have to wear this chicken hat all day," Chris told her. Lindsay shamefully put on the hat and stood next to Chris. Tyler and Geoff jumped at the same time, diving headfirst. Both boys swam to shore. The screen then panned to Chris. "Okay then. That's ten divers and one chicken for the 'Trout'. All eleven 'Leeches' have to dive in order for them to receive the advantage," Chris said. "Who's first?"

<p style="text-align: left;"> Everyone except Harold stepped backwards. "Gosh. I guess I'll do it," he said. He looked at the view below and simply jumped off. Sadly, he landed on a buoy, kiwi first. "Aaaaaaaaaah!" he yelled as he slid off the buoy and into the water. Harold was followed by Courtney, Duncan, Eva, Katie and Sadie and Ezekiel. Justin was next. He dived pleasently into the water. He landed several metres away from the safe zone. Piranhas were chasing after him, but one quick flash of his looks and the fishes stopped in their tracks. They swam under him and took him to the shore.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Thanks piranhas," Justin said and he flashed a look at them. They then swam back further into the sea.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Courtn ey: Justin's hot, but how'd he get fishes to take him to shore?

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Duncan: I seriously questio n that man's mind, but hey, I can't say anything.

<p style="text-align: left;">Owen was the next one to jump. He did a bellyflop into the water which threw a wave of water at the campers on the shore. "That... was... awesome!" Owen yelled. Duncan, Katie and Harold cheered at him. Back on top, Beth and DJ were left. Both looked at the cliff, then to Chris with his chicken hats, then to the cliff, and back to Chris and the chicken hats, then back at the cliff, and then the chicken hats.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm sorry, I can't do it," Beth sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I can't either," DJ moaned. The two got their chicken hats and stood next to Chris.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That means that the Killer Trout get the advantage!" Chris announced through his megaphone. "You guys wait there. In the meanwhile, you three come with me." The scene then showed a kitchen. "This is the mess hall kitchen. This, is Chef. You three are under his command for the rest of the season, or at least until you're eliminated. Have fun." Chris left and Chef glared at the three.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Braces girl and powerhouse. You two are lucky. You have two pairs of hands to make dinner. Blonde girl, you have to make eleven dishes by yourself. I'm only gonna help you a little, but you three, are under my control. Now, I keep the paste in the cupboard and I will tell you if there are any other foods you can use, but no one, no one, can touch my fridge. If I see a fingerprint on my fridge, you're dead. If I see a breath stain on my fridge, you're dead. If you even smell my fridge, you're dead," Chef told them. Beth, DJ and Lindsay gulped.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the campers with Chris holding a wagon. "Killer Trout, for winning the first part of the challenge, you get four wagons to carry the crates. Screaming Leeches, you have to carry or push your crates to the campgrounds. The first team to open all their crates at the campgrounds wins," he told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, where's Lindsay?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, and where's DJ and Beth?" Ezekiel asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"As punishment for not jumping, they're responsible for cooking your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of the season, or until they're eliminated. Now go," Chris told them. Back in the kitchen, DJ was stirring the white liquid until it turned into paste.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey Beth! Did you find the flour?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No! And I've turned the cupboards upside down, inside out, I've taken everything-- oh wait. Got it!" Beth yelled back.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, you messed up the cupboards? You've gotta clean them up! Chef could be really mad," DJ told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right! I've gotta clean this up. Catch the flour!" Beth yelled and she tossed a brown sack at him labelled flour. He collapsed under its weight.

<p style="text-align: left;">"DJ!" Lindsay yelled and she pushed the sack of flour off of him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks Lindsay," DJ thanked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No problem," Lindsay reassured him. "Plus, I've got ten more dishes of slop to make." She walked away and DJ pulled a can out of his pocket with a heart on it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"My secret ingredient," DJ said to himself. He sprinkled the ingredient into the slop and tasted it. "Well, it's better than what we had this morning."

<p style="text-align: left;">Back with the Killer Trout, Gwen, LeShawna, Noah and Trent were pushing one wagon, so were Bridgette and Geoff, Heather and Izzy and Tyler and Cody. "This is so easy," Cody said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It is," Geoff added.

<p style="text-align: left;">With the Screaming Leeches, everyone was pushing the crates, but they were hardly getting anywhere. Eva decided to carry her two crates.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Eva: Geez, I'm the only one who can carry the crates. And I doubt DJ would be able to carry them.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Ezekiel: Eva's like, freaky strong. She can carry two crates... an she's a girl!

<p style="text-align: left;">Back in the kitchen, Lindsay was about to touch the fridge, but Beth slapped her hand. "What do you think you're doing?" Beth asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm getting the eggs in the fridge, duh," Lindsay told her. She opened the fridge and saw Chef stuffed into it, holding a knife, glaring at her. She then shut the fridge.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Lindsay: Chef is really creepy.

<p style="text-align: left;">At the campgrounds, both teams had arrived, but the Killer Trout were already halfway through the crates. "Ya'll, this is easy," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Say you," Courtney told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No need to be mean, Courtney," Sadie said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, no need to be mean, Courtney," Katie added.

<p style="text-align: left;">Heather opened her box and found a packet of crisps and a six pack of soda. Noah found a lamp. Izzy saw five cushions and Gwen found another six pack of soda and an egg.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: An egg. Really?

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney was the first to open her crate. She found another crate. She opened that up and saw another crate. Six more crate tops and she found a bar of chocolate. "Chris. Was it neccessary to hide the chocolate bar in eight crates?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes, yes it was," Chris chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">The last crate opened was by Tyler. He found a mini version or Chris' head. "Hey! What gives!" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That is an immunity idol," Chris said in secret. "Use it to avoid elimination, or simply give it to someone you don't want to see eliminated. Also, keep it secret. You wouldn't want the others to steal it, would you?"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Tyler: Whoo! This immunity idol is my ticket to the top! Yeah!

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout win and get to keep their prizes!" Chris announced. "The Screaming Leeches. One of you will be the first one to be eliminated from Total Drama Island."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then panned to the mess hall, where Beth and DJ handed out the bowls of paste. "How is it working for Chef?" Owen asked, receiving one of DJ's bowls.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Terrible. He watches you like a hawk and he doesn't want you to touch his fridge, ever!" Beth told them. She handed two dishes to Duncan and Sadie, then another to Katie. DJ gave two dishes to Eva and Ezekiel.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, Eva. How did you carry those two crates even though you're a girl?" Ezekiel asked. The girls on his team gasped. Eva picked him up and Courtney glared.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's that supposed to mean?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, guys are so much stronger and faster than girls," Ezekiel told them. Courtney picked up Duncan's bowl and threw it at his face.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Guys and girls are equal, well, except for the icky parts," Katie said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Girls, girls, please. At least he doesn't think girls aren't as smart or smarter as boys," DJ told the girls.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well..." Ezekiel began.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Duncan... DJ... and Eva..."

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Beth." Beth clapped her hands and ran to her marshmallow, eating it instantly. <p style="text-align: left;">"See you Zeke," Chris said. Ezekiel frowned and boarded the Boat of Losers. The screen then panned to Chris. "Well, that's the end of the second dramatic elimination. Will the sexist comment level drop since Ezekiel's been eliminated? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

 Chapter III: Trip Down Boney Lane  <p style="text-align: left;"> Chris was standing on the dock. "Last time, on Total Drama Island: The campers were jumping off the cliff and into the water below. Sadly, Lindsay, Beth and DJ chickened out and became under Chef's control. The Killer Trout received gifts for winning the challenge and our former sexist Ezekiel was eliminated. This challenge is gonna spook the life out of the campers this week on Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;"> Theme Song

<p style="text-align: left;"> The sun was shining. Birds cheeping. To ruin it, Chris stood outside the cabins with a bullhorn in his hands. He pressed the button and a loud alarm went off. Inside the girls side of the Trout cabin, Bridgette sat up, banging her head on the top bunk. She yelled in pain and the campers rushed into the campgrounds. "What is it?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Challenge time!" Chris announced. "Meet me at the dock in ten minutes, sharp." At the dock, Chris was standing underneath with two canoes at each side of him. "Hey campers. Today's challenge is a canoe trip. To Boney Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Where's Boney Island?" Beth asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "It's a large island filled with dangerous landslides, giant beavers and the most terrible vacation place. Ever!" Chris chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Then why are we going there?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Because the challenge is being set there. The first team to get there wins an advantage for the second part of the challenge. You can only go in the canoes in pairs, but there'll be one three pair in the Killer Trout's case. Pair up and I'll meet you at Boney Island."

<p style="text-align: left;"> The scene panned to Bridgette and Geoff. "So, um, Bridgette. Do you want to..." Geoff started, but Bridgette wasn't listening.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey Cody. Do you want to share a canoe with me?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sure babe," Cody said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Don't call me babe," Bridgette told him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey, Bridgette. Since we're one member to much, can I go with you?" Geoff asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sure, let's go," Bridgette said.The scene then changed to Gwen, LeShawna, Trent and Noah.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Trent, wanna go with me?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay," Trent said. He looked at Noah and pumped his fist in the air. LeShawna noticed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What was up with that white boy?" LeShawna asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "He's got a crush on Gwen, and I'm kinda his wingman from yesterday," Noah answered. "Wanna share a canoe?"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay," she answered. The scene then changed to the Screaming Leeches. Duncan and Courtney were trying to ask the others, but no one was left.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay princess, looks like we're partners," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Ugh. Why didn't you dress better when you got to camp?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Ooh. Nice girl's got a sharp tongue," Duncan told her.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Sorry. I didn't mean that."

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No worries, I've been called worse. Let's go." The scene then panned to the beach with everyone in canoes. In canoe one was Gwen and Trent. Canoe two held LeShawna and Noah. In canoe three was Bridgette, Geoff and Cody. In canoe four was Lindsay and Tyler. Canoe five, and the last canoe for the Killer Trout, held Heather and Izzy. Duncan and Courtney were in canoe six. Katie and Sadie were in canoe seven, after Justin picked Beth to be in canoe eight. Eva and DJ were in canoe nine and Harold and Owen were in the last one.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Chris was in his motorboat a few metres ahead. He was shouting something, but the only word that could be heard was: "Go!" The campers instantly began to paddle through the sea. Eva and DJ were in first place after five minutes, with LeShawna and Noah in second and Heather and Izzy in third. Lindsay and Tyler's boat had caught up to Heather and Izzy's. Looking at the two girls, Heather had an idea.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Heather: So, my idea is to find two people desperate enough to be in an alliance with me to the final three. Lindsay and Izzy seem desperate enough. I might have the first alliance ever in TD history.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey Lindsay, Izzy. How would you like to be in a secret alliance with me to get to the final three?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "The final three!" Lindsay squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey! Keep quiet. This is secret," Heather told her. "Well?"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "It would be awesome to be in the first alliance," Izzy said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Well, maybe. But I can't be there all the time. Cook says I have to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner until I'm eliminated," Lindsay told her.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No problem. Ladies, we're going to the final three," Heather smirked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You're going where?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "We're going to the--" Lindsay started, but Heather put her hand over Lindsay's mouth.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "To the mall. Yeah, after the game's over," Heather fibbed. Suddenly, a thick fog came rolling in, covering the canoes.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Are we in the steam room?" Lindsay asked. "I totally need the moisture."

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No Lindsay, the fog might mean we're close to Boney Island," Tyler told her. Geoff's canoe sailed towards the others.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Come on guys, follow me," Geoff said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> The scene changed to the Screaming Leeches. Duncan and Courtney were slightly ahead of Gwen and Trent whilst Justin and Beth were slightly behind LeShawna and Noah. "Hey LeShawna!" Justin shouted from behind. LeShawna turned round and saw Justin's face. LeShawna gasped at the beauty and stopped rowing. Justin and Beth caught up and LeShawna was out of her daze.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hey!" LeShawna yelled. She swung her paddle at Justin, but he ducked, making her hit Beth. She fell backwards and became unconsious.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What was that for? Now I have to row myself!" Justin yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Good. Even models have to work," Noah told him. LeShawna and Noah snickered and paddled away. On Boney Island, Bridgette, Cody, Geoff, Tyler, Lindsay, Heather and Izzy for the Killer Trout and Courtney, Duncan, Katie and Sadie for the Screaming Leeches had arrived on Boney Island. Chris and Chef were already there.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Why is it s-s-so c-c-c-cold?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Boney Island is a cold place. I'm surprised you weren't cold when the fog rolled in," Chris chuckled. Eva and DJ's canoe arrived and the two ran to the others.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "We were beat! DJ, I told you, you were rowing to slow," Eva said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "How's it my fault?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Have to blame someone," Eva grumbled. Eva and DJ stood next to Katie and Sadie who were whispering to each other and giggling. LeShawna, Noah, Harold and Owen had then arrived. Noah was on LeShawna's shoulder, panting and Harold and Owen looked soaking wet.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "What happened to you two?" Sadie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Owen stood up in the canoe. You should know the rest," Harold told them.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I didn't know!" Owen said. He farted in front of Harold and he choked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Harold: How does Owen fart all the time? It's irregular to the human body. *shows a chart of the human body*

<p style="text-align: left;"> In the distance, both Gwen and Trent's boat and Justin and Beth's boat were visable in the fog.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hurry up!" Heather shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "You can do this guys!" Noa h encouraged.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Quickly Justin!" Owen told him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Hurry it up!" Eva yelled. Both canoes were neck and neck, but Justin was struggling to row on his own. Gwen and Trent sped up and reached the island first.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "The Killer Trout win the first part of the challenge!" Chris announced. The Killer Trout cheered whilst the Screaming Leeches sighed. Everyone was annoyed at Justin and Beth. She was still unconsious and in Justin's arms. "Uh, what happened to Beth?"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "LeShawna hit Beth with the paddle," Justin told them.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Why?" Sadie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I meant to hit Justin," LeShawna grumbled. The scene then changed to the campers standing in front of Chris.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Welcome campers! Didn't think you'd make it. Anyways, Killer Trout, since you got her first, you win protective armour for your whole team. Screaming Leeches, you get the same thing, but only three suits. Decide who's gonna wear the suits. You'll need them for the challenge," Chris told them. The scene then changed to the Killer Trout who were all wearing their suits and then to the Screaming Leeches fighting over the armour.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I'm a C.I.T! I need the protection!" Courtney yelled, tugging the armour out of Eva's hands.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I don't care. Being strong, I can be invincible if I wear this," Eva grumbled and pulled the suit off of Courtney.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Let go of the helmet, nerdlinger," Duncan growled, snagging the helmet from Harold.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Well, nerdlingers like me need protection,"  Harold said, pulling the shin pads off of Katie.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Harold: Dang it! I just confirmed I'm a nerdlinger.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Duncan: Ha! Harold just confirmed he's a nerdlinger!

<p style="text-align: left;"> The scene then changed to the campers standing in front of Chris with Courtney, Justin and Duncan wearing armour from the Screaming Leeches. "Boney Island is one of the most dangerous places ever. It's also home to three types of animals and bugs. The slimy gopher, the giant woolly beaver and the red-eyed critter. The next part of the challenge is to catch one of each. But if you lose one, you'll have to catch it again," Chris said. He blew a whistle and the teams started. Heather stopped her team.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I have a better idea," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Heather: You see, I'm all about strategy. I'm a master strategic. It's how I came up with my plan to take two people into the final three with me.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I say we split into teams instead of going through the forest together. Three of us should make the cage, three to catch the gopher, three to catch the beaver and two to catch that critter," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Why should we listen to you?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "I agree with Hannah," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Heather," Heather corrected.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No, I'm Lindsay. Who's Heather?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "It's her!" Izzy yelled, pointing at Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Anywho, I'll take Lindsiot and Izzy," Heather said, grabbing the wrist of the two girls.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Gwen, Trent, wanna go with me?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "No, no. Why don't the two of them catch the critter together, huh, Noah?" LeShawna asked, elbowing and winking at him.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Oh, I get it. I'll take LeShawna and Tyler," Noah said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "That leaves me with Geoff and Cody," Bridgette said and she accidently brushed her hand against Geoff's.

<p style="text-align: left;"> (Conf), Geoff: She touched my hand and said my name first! She is so crushing on me!

<p style="text-align: left;"> "My group'll make the den. Noah's group'll catch the gopher and Bridgette's team can catch the beaver. Gwen and Trent are obviously gonna catch the critter," Heather said. The team then ran deep into Boney Island. With the Screaming Leeches, Owen was panting out of breathe.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Come on Owen, we need to find the animals. Strength in numbers," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "So... out... of breathe!" Owen gasped and fell to the ground. Sadie was looking around the group.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Where's DJ?" she asked. The scene then changed back to the beach where Heather was filing her nails whilst Izzy and Lindsay were carrying twigs and bamboo.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Okay ladies! Let's recap on the alliance rules!" Heather yelled. "What's number one?"

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Um, we are not allowed to date boys as they are a distraction?" Lindsay guessed.

<p style="text-align: left;"> "Correct. Rule two?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"If you break the rules twice, you will be kicked out of the alliance," Izzy said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well done. What is rule three?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Your stuff is off limits, but you can borrow our stuff anytime without asking," Izzy said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, I'm not sure about that one. I have this limited edition lip gloss that I'm saving for the entire show. Daddy said I could only bring one bottle since it's so expensive," Lindsay added.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine then. I'll add a sub rule. You may pick one thing that I can't use. You're lucky I'm nice," Heather snickered.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: The only reason I said that is because I don't want my alliance falling apart after an hour.

<p style="text-align: left;">Suddenly, DJ walked from the forest with Beth in his hands. "Come on Lindsay, we need to cook dinner," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, but why's Belle in your arms?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Beth is unconscious. She's going to the infirmary. We're cooking dinner ourselves," DJ explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, Heather, I need to go to the island," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine. Izzy! You're on your own!" Heather yelled. DJ, Lindsay and and unconscious Beth got into a boat that had arrived with Chef and it sailed back to the island. The scene then changed to Gwen and Trent hiking through the forest. The two exchanged smiles, but Gwen tripped over.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Gwen! Are you okay?" Trent asked, helping Gwen get back to her feet.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, I'm fine. Thanks for picking me back up," Gwen said. She stood up, but she collapsed again. "Ow!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's the matter?" Trent asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I think I sprained my ankle," Gwen gasped, rubbing her ankle.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do you want me to give you a piggyback?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, I don't know. I've not had a piggyback since I was six."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Really? Ten years you haven't had a piggyback. I'm the same age as you, but my dad gave me one four months ago."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Seriously? Well, maybe," Gwen sighed. She hopped onto Trent's back and the two began to search for the red-eyed critter. "What do you think this thing looks like?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't know," Trent replied. "But it can't be that bad. It's a bug, a gopher and a beaver. What's the worse that could happen?" The scene then changed to Noah and Tyler screaming and running away from a giant gopher with LeShawna clinging onto its ears and to Bridgette, Cody and Geoff being cornered by a huge beaver.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene panned back to the kitchen back on Camp Wawanakwa. "It's a shame Beth is uncon, uh unconscia, uh, can't be here," Lindsay said. She poured some of the paste into two bowls.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah. I need the extra help," DJ sighed. Lindsay went away and DJ took the canister out of his pocket. "Momma spice fixes everything." He poured some of the spice into the pot, stirred and tasted some of the paste with the spice added. "De-licious." The scene then showed Beth lying on an infirmary bed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright four-eyes, one injection and you should be fine," Chef grumbled. He squirted some of the orange liquid out of the syringe and advanced to Beth. A loud scream shook the island and even Boney Island. Back on the island, Justin looked out from a tree.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What the heck was that?" he asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It doesn't matter. I say we split up. I'll take nerdlinger, female jockstrap and miss C.I.T," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That leaves me with Justin, Katie and Sadie," Owen giggled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Owen: I like Justin. He's got a nice butt. *toot*

<p style="text-align: left;">Duncan, Courtney, Eva and Harold ran out of the forest and saw the mountain. "Maybe the gopher's up here," Duncan suggested.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why would a gopher be up a mountain?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why wouldn't it be?" Duncan asked. "This isn't exactly proper wildlife."

<p style="text-align: left;">"You can't argue with that. Come on!" Eva grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Eva: I always knew I was one to take leadership.

<p style="text-align: left;">Up the mountain, Eva and Duncan were ahead whilst Courtney and Harold were struggling to find fingergrips in the mountain due to the tumbling pebbles Eva and Duncan were kicking. "Could you stop kicking rocks?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry for trying to win," Duncan grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We still have Owen and the others," Harold said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah. Like we put our complete faith in a fart machine, a dumb model and two squealers," Eva snickered. Courtney looked at Harold.

<p style="text-align: left;">"She does have a point," she said and continued climbing the mountain. Meanwhile with Owen and the others, the four were by a shallow pool of water.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Beavers make dams in the water, so maybe one's here!" Owen exclaimed. The others nodded and walked into the pool. "Wow, this water looks nice. I need a quick drink anyways."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't do that Owen. It could be salt water!" Katie squealed. Owen's eyes widened. He spat the water out at Justin's trousers.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, Owen. These are designer!" Justin cried.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Justin: *blowdrying trousers* I have to wear my spare trousers! *stands up and reveals a pair just like his original ones* You see, these are horrible!

<p style="text-align: left;">Suddenly, the four heard a growling noise. "What was that?" Sadie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Maybe it was the beaver. We must be close," Justin whispered. The four went deeper into the water. Katie, who was in front, took another step, but fell.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ah! Deep water! Help!" Katie spluttered, bobbing in the water.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll save you Katie!" Justin said. He pulled off his shirt, threw it onto Sadie and swam underneath the water. Sadie hugged Justin's shirt and Justin rose back up with Katie in his arms. "I'll have my shirt back please."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, Katie! Couldn't you have been in the water longer?" Sadie whined.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Not unless you wanted me to drown!" Katie gasped. She kicked water at Sadie who splashed back at her.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: *splitscreen and in unison with Sadie* Really? I don't think she cares about me as her best friend anymore. She just cares about Justin.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Sadie: *splitscreen and in unison with Katie*  Really? I don't think she cares about me as her best friend anymore. She just cares about Justin.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bridgette, Cody and Geoff were still cornered by the beaver. It growled loudly. "I don't want to die like this!" Bridgette wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry. Surely Chris wouldn't let us die, right?" Geoff asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Chris: Total Drama is not responsible to the gruesome or sudden demise of our cast due to these contracts. Man I love these things! *kisses the contracts*

<p style="text-align: left;">Cody saw a gap where the giant beaver wasn't blocking off. He leaped in front of the other two and shouted: "Hey, beaver! Leave them alone!" The beaver roared at Cody and he yelled: "Quickly guys, run!" Geoff took Bridgette's wrist and the two ran off. Cody threw a pebble at the beaver and followed Bridgette and Geoff. He saw the two with vines in their hands. They threw the vines around the beaver and tied it up. Both of them took hold of each end of the vines, but Cody held Bridgette's end of the vine. "Don't worry Bridge, I'll hold this for you," Cody said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I admire your gentleman-like nature and bravery," Bridgette said, blushing. Geoff looked at the two angrily.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: Cody has seriously got a crush on Bridgette. I've gotta make sure I make my move before Cody.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Cody: Yeah, I like Bridgette. She definitely like me. If not, I've still got Gwen, Lindsay, Heather and all those other girls to fall back on, but let's face it, no one's gonna reject the Code-miester. I've just gotta know when to make my move. Too early and she'll surely reject, but too late and someone else might be into her. When do I make my move?

<p style="text-align: left;">Bridgette, Cody and Geoff heaved the beaver to the edge of the island where the two teams had started. They saw Izzy almost done with making a cage and Heather who was still filing her nails. "Alright! We caught one!" Bridgette exclaimed, pumping her fists in the air.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well done" Heather congratulated. "At least we've caught one. put it in the cage."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hang on!" Izzy yelled in the distance. "I've still gotta make a door!" Loud noises such as a power saw going off, a cat yelling, glass shattering and several nails being hammered were heard. "Alright! Load her in!" Suddenly, Duncan, Courtney, Eva and Harold came rushing out from the forest with a big, slimy gopher with a twig collar around its neck.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We got the gopher," Duncan panted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We found it on top of a mountain," Courtney pointed out. "Eva, you and Harold keep guard of the gopher. Me and Duncan will search for the other creatures."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why do I gotta pair up with nerdlinger over here?" Eva groaned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't matter. Come on Courtney, let's go," Duncan said and the two ran back inbto the forest. The scene then changed to Gwen who was still piggybacking on Trent's back.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do you see anything?" Trent said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nope. I don't think we'll ever be able to find that critter. We don't even know if it's the size of a ladybug or the size of Owen!" Gwen exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right, but we just need to keep- crap!" Trent yelled. His foot was caught in a branch and the two fell into a pit of mud.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, crud. This mud stinks, but it does cover your armpit smell," Gwen chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Really? Would you like some more?" Trent asked and he kicked some mud at Gwen. She chuckled and threw some more mud at him. She then stopped and froze. "Gwen, what is it?" Gwen was moving her mouth, but no words came out. Trent then felt breath down his neck. "The bug's right behind me isn't it?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Run!" Gwen yelled. The two ran out of the pit of mud and the red-eyed critter chased after them. Gwen and Trent then ran into Duncan and Courtney.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey! Watch-" Courtney said, but she was cut off.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Run!" Trent yelled. The others saw the red-eyed critter and ran away.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What the- I thought that thing was supposed to be midget!" Duncan yelled. Suddenly, the four saw a fork in the path. "Split!" Gwen, Trent and Duncan ran to the left whilst Courtney ran to the right on her own.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, what?" Courtney asked to herself. She was about turn around, but the bug had already blocked the path and was chasing after her. Courtney ran into the forest of dead trees.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: *tattered and bruised* Stupid Chris. I hate bugs. *collapses*

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney was cornered by a dead end of trees. The bug was twitching its antennae and glowing its red eyes. "N-nice buggy. V-v-very nice b-buggy," Courtney said, quivering in fear. The creature advanced towards Courtney.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Courtney!" a familiar voice shouted. Courtney turned and saw Duncan. He swung down from a vine and kicked the bug over. "Quick! Help me with the bug," Duncan said, tying up some of the critter's legs with the vine. Courtney grabbed some of the vine and did the other set. Accidently, she brushed her hand on Duncan's.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, sorry," Courtney apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No worries, princess," Duncan snickered. Together, the two pulled the bug back to the dust-filled beach. "Alright! Just one more to go. We're gonna win this!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"No way are you gonna win. We've got this thing in the bag," Izzy said. She pointed to Gwen and Trent dragging a tied up bug into the beach. "We only need the gopher and we're gonna win."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, we just need the beaver," Eva growled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We just need the gopher," Heather snickered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We're here!" LeShawna yelled. The camera showed LeShawna pulling the tail of a gopher and Noah and Tyler pushing its head. They shoved it into the cage and Chris, who was busy sleeping on a deckchair, woke up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Huh, what? Oh, the Killer Trout win again!" Chris announced. The Killer Trout cheered whilst the Screaming Leeches frowned. Owen, Katie, Sadie and Justin came out of the forest with Katie and Sadie being pullled apart by Owen. The rest of the Screaming Leeches frowned at the four.

<p style="text-align: left;">At the elimination ceremony, Chris held a plate of nine marshmallows and stood at the front of the bonfire. "Welcome, Screaming Gophers, to your second elimination ceremony. As you all know, you cast your votes in the confessional, so do it now:"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Beth: *rubs arm in pain* Ow, Chef's injection really stung my arm, but at least I'm conscious again. I guess I vote out Justin.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Justin: I wish LeShawna was able to eliminate, 'cause she almost ruined my beautiful looks. But I'm gonna have to vote out Beth. She didn't help us at all.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: I'm bugged with the four of those losers. Two copycats, a stupid model and Owen. I'm gonna vote off Justin.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: Working in the kitchen was hard. I could have used a couple of extra hands, so I'm voting her out.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Awesome!" Harold said. He ran up to Chris and grabbed his marshmallow.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, what? How come I'm eliminated? What did I do?" Beth asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Exactly, what did you do?" Courtney asked. Beth frowned and boarded the Boat of Losers.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bye everyone!" Beth shouted as the boat sailed away.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris looked at the camera. "Beth's elimination wasn't a big shocker. Who's next? Find out on the very next episode of Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), LeShawna: Wow, I totally didn't mean to get Beth eliminated, but hey, I'm one step closer to winning the hundred thousand bucks. Beth, if you're watching this, sorry.

 Chapter IV: The Big Nap 

<p style="text-align: left;"> The scene panned from the island to in the campgrounds. "Last time on Total Drama Island: our twenty one campers sailed to Boney Island, a journey that successfully got Heather an alliance with Lindsay and Izzy. The contestants had to catch three different creatures and the Killer Trout won, leaving the Screaming Leeches to vote out Beth. What challenge is in store today? How will Heather's alliance prevail? Will the Killer Trout's winning streak continue? Find out now on Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;"> Theme Song <p style="text-align: left;">At the mess hall, LeShawna, Gwen, Trent and Noah were all still in the line. DJ and Lindsay were behind the desk. "Here you go guys," Lindsay said, passing four bowls of the paste to each of them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks," LeShawna thanked. "So, uh, I was thinking that we should stick together."

<p style="text-align: left;">"What do you mean?" Trent asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We stick together and vote together so we can all make it into the final four," LeShawna whispered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Like an alliance?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Kinda. So what do you think?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm in," Noah said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Me too," Gwen and Trent said in sync. The two then blushed at each other. The four walked to their table and DJ and Lindsay walked into the mess hall. Chef's head peered through the hole in the wall.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Chris told me to tell you you don't need to cook for as long as the challenge goes on," Chef mention.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, TJ, we get a day off!" Lindsay squealed. DJ sighed in relief and got a dish, walking to his table. Just then; Chris walked into the room.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey there campers! Today's challenge is gonna be a long one," Chris chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What does that mean?" Cody asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Follow me to the campgrounds and I'll show you," Chris chuckled. The campers followed him outside and they saw twenty beds lying with two rows. One had eleven, the other contained nine. The eleven were red and the other nine were green. "Today's challenge is a contest of who can stay asleep the longest. I'm gonna come up with the most ways to get you to wake up. The last member standing wins for their team. Also, no speaking."

<p style="text-align: left;">The campers were all in the beds. On the Killer Trout, Gwen, Trent, Noah, LeShawna, Bridgette, Geoff, Cody, Heather, Lindsay, Izzy and Tyler from left to right. From left to right for the Screaming Leeches, it was Courtney, Duncan, Harold, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Eva and DJ. "Once I blow my whistle, you can't talk. We have camera everywhere, so if you open your eyes for a split-second, you'll be out," Chris mentioned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So what do we do one you-" Lindsay began, but she was cut off by the sharp blow of Chris' whistle. "Yeah, so what do we do?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Lindsay! You just got, oh great! You got me eliminated!" Izzy screamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Lindsay, Izzy, you're eliminated," Chris chuckled. "Speaking also eliminates you." He walked towards Duncan and Harold. He held two megaphones to both of their ears and yelled. "Wake up!" Harold shot up whilst Duncan continued to sleep. "Harold, you're eliminated."

<p style="text-align: left;">"What! I have an ear disfunction that amplifies all sounds. That shouldn't count," Harold gasped. "And no help from my other teammates, gosh!" The scene flashed and Chris looked at the camera, standing in front of Bridgette's bed and standing behind Katie's bed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's been half an hour since I woke anyone up. If all goes well, I'll have two new victims," Chris whispered to the camera. He ran out of sight from the camera and it followed him. He was holding a remote with a large red button on it and then, he pressed it. A ton of slop fell onto Bridgette and Katie and they both sat up, wiping off the green goo.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ew," Katie whined.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Was this the best way to wake us up?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes, yes it was," Chris chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: *splitscreen, covered in goo and in unison with Katie* Great, just great.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: *splitscreen, covered in goo and in unison with Bridgette* Great, just great.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bridgette and Katie walked next to the other three. A chuckle was heard. "Okay, who laughed?" Chris asked. No one responded. "Seriously, I'm gona bust you so just own up." Still, no one responded. "Fine, you wanna play hardball, let's play hardball." The scene switched to the first two bed of each row. Red balls stormed down on them, making Courtney fall off of the bed and Trent shot up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Courtney and Trent, you're out," Chris laughed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ow, no need to throw dodgeballs," Courtney said, rubbing her forehead.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I said I was gonna play hardball," Chris laughed, smiling.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Trent: *rubbing his arm in pain* I wonder why I ever signed up for this show.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris walked over to a giant lever. He pulled it and a green gas swarmed the campers. "In case you're wondering what this is, it's Owen fart," Chris told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry guys," Owen grinned, farting.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Owen's out!" Chris said. Again, he heard a chuckle. "Okay, Chef, find out the person who's doing it."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Already done," Chef told him. "It's Geoff."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Geoff, you're out," Chris said. Geoff opened his eyes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I was thinkin' of a joke that my friend told me before I got here," Geoff grinned.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: No I wasn't. I just needed an excuse to wake up. I have a plan to get Bridgette before Cody.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene showed Sadie and Justin. Both of their faces were red. Then they woke up and ran out of the fart cloud. "I couldn't stay there any longer," Sadie said, panting.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Models say that their insides are just as pretty as their outsides, and that fart's gonna pollute them," Justin gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That means only Duncan, DJ, and Eva are the only ones left for your team. Kinda sucks for the Killer Trout's six," Chris told them. The only contestants left were Gwen, Heather, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Tyler, DJ, Duncan and Eva. The camera then panned to the whole island with a timer just hitting twenty seven hour point. It then showed the mess hall, with Lindsay and Chef serving food to those who had been eliminated from the challenge.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I wonder how the others are doing," Bridgette wondered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know. They've been asleep for more than a day. To be honest, I'm actually hungry for this crap," Geoff yawned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do you think our guys will win?" Sadie asked from the other table.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm positive. All three of them are strong contendors, but if they keep going, they're gonna get hungry. I especially believe in Duncan. He's been in jail. He's sure to be able to not go hungry," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I just hope the others give up before our three," Owen said. The camera changed back to the campgrounds. Chris was back with a tub of slime in his hands.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shh, they're sleeping," Chris whispered. He walked over to Heather and dunked the slime over her face, making her sit up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That was freezing!" Heather shivered. She tried to pull the remains of the slime off, but they were stuck. "Um, Chris. I can't get this slime off."

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's because it's hard dry goo," Chris told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"When does it come off?" Heather asked, grabbing Chris' collar.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry, it'll come off in the shower, and I suggest you take one. You reek!" Chris gasped, pinching his nose. Heather growled and she walked into the communal washrooms. "Hopefully." He walked over to the side and returned with a paintball gun in his hand. He fired at the remaining campers, making Noah and DJ sit up straight. Both were covered in paint stains.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ow, ow, ow," Noah wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Those paintballs hurt. We didn't even get a chance to put on protective armour!" DJ complained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Then how would you get hurt?" Chris asked sarcastically. "Take a shower to wash the paint off." Noah and DJ mumbled and left.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Noah: The only reason I auditioned for this show is because I want to show the world that brains can win you a hundred thousand dollars.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris was holding a bucket. "Is it filled with: A: Worms, B: Bugs, or C: Crickets? It's secret option D: All of the above!" he laughed. He was over Gwen. He was about to pour the contents when: "Aaahhhh! Chris!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, that must be Heather. Time to go," Chris said and he ran out of the camera's sight. The camera then panned out on the island, showing night and the timer that had just passed the forty hour mark, meaning it was past midnight. Chris still had his bucket and he walked over to Gwen. He was about to pour the contents over her, but she woke up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nice try. I'm eliminating myself, 'cause this is just boring," Gwen grumbled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Suit yourself," Chris told her. She walked off and Chris jogged over to Eva's bed. Eva was snoring with her mouth wide open. "Should I or shouldn't I? Should I," he said to himself and poured the creatures all over her face, even into her mouth. Startled, Eva shot up and glared at Chris. She spat out the bugs that got into her mouth.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're a dead man, McLean!" Eva yelled and she started to chase after Chris.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Chef! Get the tranquilliser darts ready!" Chris yelled. Quickly, two darts were shot and landed in Eva's neck. She mumbled and fell to the ground. Chef walked over.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nice aim," Chris complimented.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks. It's one of the skills I learnt as a prison guard," Chef told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Chef: Yeah, that's right. I was a prison guard.

<p style="text-align: left;">The camera once again panned to the whole island. The timer had reached fifty five hours and thirty minutes. There were three left for the Killer Trout and Duncan was the only one the Screaming Leeches had left. The camera went back into the kitchen where Heather had buried her face in a book. She sat down at her table without getting some food. "Why're you reading a book?" Izzy asked. She lowered the book and saw Heather's face was green. "What happened to your face?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't want to talk about it," Heather grumbled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I bet it's from the slime Chris put on her face," Trent chuckled. Heather got Izzy's spoon and threw it at Trent.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene switched back to the campgrounds. Geoff was seen coming out of his cabin.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: Time to make my move.

<p style="text-align: left;">He crawled over to Duncan and reached into his pocket. He pulled a pair of earphones and put them in Duncan's ears. He then crawled over to Cody. He got a blowhorn and shouted, "Wake up! Wake up! Get your butts up!" He screamed afterwards and LeShawna and Tyler shot up. Quickly, he taped the blowhorn to Cody's hand. He crawled over and took the earphones out of Duncan's ears and crawled away. LeShawna and Tyler saw Cody with the blowhorn in his hand and LeShawna slapped him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ow! What was that for?" Cody asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You woke us up and got us all eliminated," LeShawna told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And Duncan's still asleep," Tyler complained. Cody saw the blowhorn stuck to his hand.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I swear I didn't do it!" Cody told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, yeah," LeShawna muttered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Screaming Leeches win!" Chris announced. Duncan sat up in bed and Courtney, Owen and DJ picked him up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well done, Duncan!" Courtney applauded.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Way to go, bro," Owen smiled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: Yeah, it's awesome how everyone's praising me. I won the game for them!

<p style="text-align: left;">"Killer Trout, you'll be going to your first, but the third elimination ceremony," Chris explained to them. Everyone glared at Cody who was still in his bed. He gulped, whilst Geoff grinned. The scene changed to the communal washrooms, where Duncan, DJ and Owen were.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well done for winning the challenge," Owen praised.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That was great," DJ added.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, yeah. Ya know, I actually don't think weiner was the cause of his team losing. I felt something being stuck and pulled out of my ears. I don't think Cody did it," Duncan explained to his friends.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You think it was sabotage?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm not sure, but something wasn't right about that challenge," Duncan said, rubbing his chin.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the elimination ceremony. Chris held a plate of ten marshmallows, looking at the eleven members of the Killer Trout who were sitting down in front of him. "Welcome, Killer Trout, to your first elimination ceremony. I will call your names out. If your name is heard, come and get a marshmallow. If I don't say your name, you must walk down the Walk of Shame, board the Boat of Losers and you can never, ever, ever return to Camp Wawanakwa again. Ever. Cast your votes in the confessional and meet back here in five," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: I hope no one saw me sabotaging Cody. I'm voting him off.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), LeShawna: I'm not one to blame, but I'm positive that Cody cost us the challenge, so I'm voting him out.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Izzy: Lindsay's the reason I was eliminated in the challenge, but she's in Heather's alliance as well as me. I'm gonna vote off Cody.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Cody: I'm sure that everyone on my team won't vote me off, but I'm gonna vote of Geoff.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright!" Geoff shouted, pumping his fists into the air.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, why am I eliminated?" Cody asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You shouted that blowhorn and got us eliminated!" Tyler exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It wasn't me!" Cody protested.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't wanna hear it," Chef grumbled, walking over to Cody. He grabbed him over his shoulder, carried him down the dock and threw him onto the boat.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait! Bridgette!" Cody yelled. Bridgette walked towards the boat. Geoff and Chris were looking at them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yo Chris, I'll pay you ten bucks if the boat leaves now," Geoff said, pulling some money out of his pocket.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Done," Chris chuckled and he pressed a button, making the boat leave straight away.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait! Cody! What were you gonna say?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I was gonna say--" Cody was cut off by the foghorn and the boat sailed away. Chris looked at the camera.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, Cody's been voted off after a long challenge. What was he going to say to Bridgette? Will Geoff make his move with Bridgette? What will I spend my new ten bucks on? Find out possibly none of those answers next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

Chapter V: Dodgeball Disaster

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing in the campgrounds. "Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers took a long nap, sleeping for the victory. I turned Heather's face green and Geoff made Tyler and LeShawna's face red with anger at Cody, since he was framed by Geoff in a scheme that got Cody eliminated, so he wouldn't make his move on Bridgette first. What challenge do I have in store next? Is it gonna haunt the contestants? Do I need a facial? Find out on Total... Drama... Island!"

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<p style="text-align: left;">DJ and Lindsay were in the kitchen. "I'm bored," Lindsay moaned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's our own fault for chickening out of the first challenge, but I think we need more help. Chef Hatchet occasionally helps us, but that's not enough," DJ sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right, TJ," Lindsay said, incorrectly saying DJ's name. Suddenly, the door slammed open and Chef came in, holding a long, sharp knife in his hand.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Have you maggots finished yet?" Chef asked loudly.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Not yet, I still have five more bowls to make," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I've finished," DJ told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good! You've got hungry campers to feed, now move, move, move!" Chef said. "And no helping blondie." Lindsay sulked whilst DJ frowned and took his bowls to the counter. Duncan and Owen were there first.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey guys, wassup?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine, just hungry," Owen said, holding his tray out to him. DJ passed him some paste and also gave some to Duncan. Owen smelled the paste and said: "Mm, this smells delicious!" Lindsay walked over to the counter.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Finally, I'm starving," Heather sighed. She grabbed the dish, smelled it and spat out. "This smells like crap! What did you do put in here?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, milk, dry eggs and paste," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dry eggs?" she asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"How come DJ's food smells good?" Izzy asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't know, I cooked it the same way as DJ," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Keep the line moving," Noah said. Heather and Izzy went to the table with Owen and Duncan following them. Soon, the whole of the Killer Trout joined them. Courtney was the last one to arrive, excluding DJ. She saw that one side of the bench was packed with Sadie, Katie, Justin, Eva and Harold.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey Duncan, do you mind if I sit next to you?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No problem, princess," Duncan said. She sat next to him and DJ sat next to Owen.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, do you like my food?" DJ asked, putting his spoon in the bowl and eating the paste. Courtney took a bite.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's delicious!" she gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Mm, this is gonna go straight to my thighs," Owen said, sucking up the white slop.

<p style="text-align: left;">"This is some good stuff, Deej," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks bro," DJ said, fist-bumping with Duncan.

<p style="text-align: left;">"How can they eat it like it's 'Angel Delight'?" Gwen asked, swirling her breakfast around.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ooh, ooh, one time, when I was camping with my brother, we brought these packets of 'Angel Delight'  and we got into a big 'Angel Delight' war, but then our mom saw the state of the tent and then she said we had to sleep outside!" Izzy told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's fascinating, tell us more," Noah said sarcastically. Izzy looked to her left and nudged Heather with her elbow.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What?" Heather asked. She turned her head and saw Tyler with his arm around Lindsay. "Lindsay!" Lindsay saw Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry," she apologised and she took Tyler's arm off of her shoulder.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, why do you gotta listen to her?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it, jock," Heather said and she threw her breakfast in Tyler's face.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Boys are a distraction. I know that, Izzy knows that, but Tyler is starting to bug me because he's flirting with Lindsay. I should eliminate him, but maybe I can do something to turn the tables with the two.

<p style="text-align: left;">The campers began to mumble and Chris walked into the room in a referee's outfit. "Morning campers, your challenge starts at the dodgeball field in five. If you don't get there, you're instantly eliminated," he said. The other campers gasped. "That's right, I'm strict."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to the dodgeball field. Chef and Chris were wearing matching referee outfits. "Listen up! Today's challenge is the classic bloodbath, dodgeball. Recaping on the rules, if you're hit with the dodgeball, you're out! If the ball that you throw is caught, you're out! If you catch a ball that's thrown at you, you eliminate the thrower and you get to bring someone from your team onto the court. If there is a dodgeball in your hand, you can use it to deflect, but if it's knocked out of your hand, you're out! If you run past the middle line, you're out! The first loser team to win three rounds wins!" Chef Hatchet explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Chef's right. Choose who's going on the court. Five a round," Chris added. The scene flashed to the Screaming Leeches side of the court. Courtney decided to take charge.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys. As a C.I.T, I should take charge since I've arranged lots of sport events before," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Who died and made you take charge?" Eva asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm just saying," Courtney said, defending herself.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I agree with princess," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: In case you viewers are thinking me and Courtney are a thing, you're dead wrong. Why would a C.I.T go out with a delinquint. Unless she was my lawyer...

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thank you Duncan. Alright, Duncan, Eva, me, DJ and Owen will take the first round. Then me, Katie, Sadie, Duncan and DJ will play for the second," Courtney explained. The scene then moved over to the Killer Trout's side of the court where Heather took charge

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright people, I say Noah and Gwen sit out first round. Who wants to join them?" Heather asked. Lindsay, Tyler and Bridgette stuck their hands up. "Alright. We need to order up our side. I'll go at the back where I'll be protected by the rest of you. Izzy'll join me. LeShawna, you take the middle. That leaves Trent and Geoff out front." The other four nodded and they walked onto the field. The Screaming Leeches joined them. Chris and Chef were sitting in highchairs.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And... GO!" Chris yelled, blowing a whistle. Geoff, Trent and the Screaming Leeches who were on the court ran to the middle line to grab the dodgeballs. Geoff, Trent, Courtney and DJ caught one each. Geoff threw his dodgeball at DJ who deflected it, hitting Geoff in the face with his own ball. He was slammed into the back wall and Chef blew a whistle with the Killer Trout's five going down to four. He rubbed his face and sat down on the bleachers. DJ and Courtney then threw the dodgeballs at Trent and LeShawna. Trent dodged it and LeShawna caught DJ's, sending him out and bringing Geoff back.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're welcome, white boy," LeShawna said. Geoff smiled and caught the dodgeball LeShawna tossed to him. He threw it at Courtney who skillfully dodged it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Guys, I have an idea," Courtney said. She whispered her idea to the others and they nodded. She then turned around. "Hey, wide open!" Trent and Geoff threw two dodgeballs at her, but she dodged them both. She then chucked the balls at Duncan and Owen and all four threw their dodgeballs at LeShawna. The remaining four threw their dodgeballs back at Courtney and Eva, but they missed and Eva caught Heather's. She sat out, lowering the Killer Trout's score to three.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Come on guys, we can do this!" Geoff encouraged. He was then hit in the face with a dodgeball.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Eva: Those fools are making it seem like they want to give me the money. *chuckles*

<p style="text-align: left;">Trent and Izzy were the only ones left from their team. Duncan, Owen and Courtney threw their three dodgeballs at the remaining two. Izzy caught Duncan's and Trent dodged Owen's but was hit by Courtney's. He joined the other's in the bleachers leaving Izzy on her own. "Good luck Izzy," Trent said.

<p style="text-align: left;">Izzy threw her dodgeball at Owen, but he crouched down, dodging the ball. Courtney threw her ball at Izzy, who dodged, but was hit again by Owen, lowering the Trout to zero. "The Screaming Leeches win 'Round One'!" Chris announced. "Now let's get on with 'Round Two'."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed showing Heather, Gwen, Tyler, Lindsay and Trent for the Killer Trout and Courtney, Duncan, Katie, Sadie and DJ for the Screaming Leeches. Chris blew his whistle, and Gwen and Tyler threw their dodgeballs at Katie. She bent backwards and both dodgeballs missed her. Sadie and DJ threw the two dodgeballs at Trent and Lindsay. She dodged, but he was hit in the stomach lowering the score to four. "Trent, you're out!" Chris shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;">Lindsay grabbed the two dodgeballs and passed one to Tyler. In sync, the two threw the dodgeballs at Duncan. He was hit twice, and Courtney, Sadie, Katie and DJ got the dodgeballs and threw them at Gwen and Tyler. Gwen managed to catch Sadie's dodgeball and they dodged the rest. "Alright!" Gwen exclaimed, high-fiving LeShawna who she brought into the game. LeShawna threw one dodgeball at DJ who successfully dodged, but he was hit when Tyler threw a ball at his stomach, making the Screaming Leeches score drop to three. Katie and Sadie squealed and they had a dodgeball in their hands each. They ran past middle line and hit Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Katie, Sadie and Heather, you're out!" Chris yelled. Heather growled at the two and sat down on the bleachers. LeShawna threw a dodgeball at Courtney, but she missed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nice throw!" Courtney taunted. Gwen and Tyler had dodgeballs in their hands. The two nodded at each other and threw dodgeballs at her, slamming her into back wall. Chris blew his whistle.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout win 'Round Two'!" Chris exclaimed. The scene changed to the Killer Trout.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright Noah, you and Bridgette are up," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, I think that you should just put Bridgette up. Sports aren't really my point of expertise," Noah told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't care, get on field!" Heather told him. She shoved him onto the court and a worried look spread on Noah's face. "Bridgette, Gwen, Tyler and Geoff, you join Noah."

<p style="text-align: left;">On the Screaming Leeches side, Courtney was about to pick who was next. "Okay, Harold, you stay out again," Courtney instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But I sat out the last round," Harold moaned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So?" she asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Can't I go this round?" Harold asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, you can go 'Round Four'," Courtney said, giving up the arguement. Harold smiled and the scene showed the teams on the court. 'Round Three' began with Noah, Bridgette, Gwen, Tyler and Geoff on the Killer Trout and Justin, Sadie, Eva, Courtney and Owen on the Screaming Leeches. Chris blew his whistle. "Begin!" he yelled. Gwen and Tyler threw their dodgeballs and Owen and Sadie did the same, but the dodgeballs hit each other in the face. Chris blew his whistle and said: "Gwen, Tyler, Owen and Sadie, you're all out!" Both scores lowered to three.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ow, my face hurts," Gwen whined, rubbing her face.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Mine too," Sadie said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Sadie: Dodgeball hurts.

<p style="text-align: left;">Noah got a dodgeball. He threw it, but it just landed over the middle line. "You see what I meant?" he told them. Eva threw her dodgeball at him and he crashed into Geoff. Bridgette ran over to the two.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh my gosh, are you two alright?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm a bit hurt," Noah gasped as the wind was taken out of him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm okay. Are you sure you're okay little buddy?" Geoff asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine," Noah gasped. He got to the bleachers with just Bridgette and Geoff left on their side of the court. Justin threw his at Bridgette, but Geoff caught it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dang it!" Justin said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thansk for that Geoff," Bridgette thanked. "Trent, do you want to come in?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sure," he said. He walked onto the court and Geoff passed him a dodgeball. Trent threw one at Courtney, but she deflected it. Unfortunately, she the force of the balls hitting each other made the one she was holding drop out of her hands.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Butterfingers," Eva muttered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's called gravitational force," Courtney told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: That Eva girl is really getting on my nerves. She can't just bully everyone on the team.

<p style="text-align: left;">Geoff, Bridgette and Trent all had dodgeballs ready to throw at Eva. "You three wimps are gonna go down," Eva growled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah right," Geoff snickered. All three threw their dodgeballs at Eva. Eva repelled Bridgette's, dodged Geoff's and slammed Trent's into the back wall. She chucked her ball at the other side. It bounced off of Bridgette and Geoff's faces and hit Trent in the backside.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Screaming Leeches win 'Round Three'! Wrap it up and we need to move onto 'Round Four' before we go overtime. Hurry it up!" Chris shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, I got lunch to make!" Chef grunted. The scene showed both teams back on the court. Courtney, Harold, Duncan, DJ and Katie were on the Screaming Leeches side and LeShawna, Tyler, Izzy, Geoff and Heather on the Killer Trout's side of the court. Chris blew his whistle and Tyler swung his dodgeball at the other side, but it hit the members of the Screaming Leeches who were on the bleachers.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey jockstrap! Watch where you throw or that dodgeball's gonna go somewhere you don't like," Eva threatened. Tyler gulped.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Tyler: Eva scares me.

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney whispered something into Katie's ear. Katie nodded and threw her ball into the sky. Tyler saw it and stretched his arms up into the air. Unbeknown to him, Courtney hurled her dodgeball at him and he was thrown into the back wall. "My ribs!" Tyler whined. "Aw my ribs!" The scene showed the infirmary with Tyler lying down on a bed with bandages around his ribs.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, Tyler's gonna be in the infirmary for a while. Because of that, I'm sending Courtney out," Chris told everyone.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, what? How come you're kicking me out?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You threw the dodgeball at Tyler which got him into infirmary. I should really take two members off, but I'm nice," Chris smiled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Justin: Yeah, nice as in sending us to Boney Island with freaky animals...

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: ...Making us jump of a cliff...

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Izzy: ...Torturing us whilst we sleep...

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: .,..And sending me out of the dodgeball game!

<p style="text-align: left;">Cross, Courtney sat down on the bleachers, lowering both scores to four. Heather threw the last dodgeball on her side at Harold. He ran away from the ball and screamed like a little girl, but he was hit in the back of the head and fell to the floor. "Harold, you're out!" Chris shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Gosh!" he gasped loudly and he sat down in the bleachers. All three of the Screaming Leeches had dodgeballs.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Katie, you know what to do," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I sure do," Katie said. She threw her dodgeball up in the air.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't fall for it guys," Heather said. Unfortunately, she didn't see the other three throwing their dodgeballs at her. She was flung into Geoff and they both hit the back wall. "Infirmary!" Heather yelled. Yet again, Bridgette ran to the back wall.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Are you two okay?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"My head really hurts," Geoff moaned. He moved his hand on top of Bridgette's. The two looked at each other and blushed. The scene then showed Geoff with bandages wrapped around his head and Heather with bandages around her head and body. Chef was in his doctor's suit with a syringe filled with liquid similar to what the liquid in Beth's old syringe looked like.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm gonna need more syringes," Chef muttered.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene showed back at the field with Duncan and DJ on the bleachers. Katie was the only one left on the field. "Oh no," she said, looking at LeShawna and Izzy, her opponents. She threw her dodgeball at LeShawna, but she caught it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Katie, you're out and the Killer Trout win 'Round Four'! Ugh, by this time I'm gonna be late for my date with the waitress. Can we start 'Round Five' now?" Chris asked. The scene showed the Killer Trout.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys, we need to win this final round to win the game. Gwen, Trent, Bridgette and Noah, I want you on the court with me," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait, can I go 'Round Six'?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"There is no 'Round Six', baby girl. But, I'l let you on the field if we have to swap over," LeShawna told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yay!" she squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"How come I'm on the court? I can't play dodgeball," Noah protested.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry stringbean, I believe in you," LeShawna said. The five went onto the court and saw that Eva, Harold, Duncan, Courtney and Owen were their opponents.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright, once I blow my whistle, 'Round Five' will begin," Chris said. He blew his whistle sharply and the campers ran at the middle line. LeShawna, Trent, Bridgette and Owen got dodgeballs. LeShawna and Trent threw their dodgeballs in sync at Harold. One hit his head, the other hit his nuts.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: *clenching his nuts* Why must I be hit in the privates? It hurts!

<p style="text-align: left;">"Harold, get on the bleachers 'cause you're out!" Chirs laughed. Harold crawled to the bleachers and Owen grabbed another dodgeball, throwing them both at Gwen. She cowered in fear, but luckily Trent caught both, holding two dodgeballs in his hands.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Owen, you're out," Chris announced as Owen walked to the benches.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks Trent," Gwen thanked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No problem," Trent replied. "Lindsay and Izzy, you two come onto the court." He passed one dodgeball to Gwen and the two threw their dodgeballs at Courtney. Both dodgeballs hit her face and she fell backwards, but Duncan caught her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thank you Duncan," Courtney thanked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No worries princess," Duncan smirked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Courtney, you're out," Chris said. The C.I.T muttered something and sat down in the bleachers. Duncan threw his dodgeball at Lindsay.

<p style="text-align: left;">"D'oh!" she said as she was winded by the ball. Eva swung her arm and launched the red dodgeball straight at Bridgette's face. It slapped her straight in his cheek.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning. Lindsay and Bridgette, you two are out," Chris announced. The two went off of the court, Lindsay was holding her tummy and Bridgette was rubbing the side of her face. LeShawna, Gwen, Izzy and Trent threw their dodgeballs at the other side, storming Duncan and Eva. Unfortunately, Duncan caught Gwen's and deflected Izzy's, whilst Eva dodged both of LeShawna and Trent's dodgeballs.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Gwen, you're out, Courtney, come in," Chris said. Courtney smiled and came onto the court, sticking her tongue out at Gwen.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: Jerk.

<p style="text-align: left;">Duncan passed Courtney a dodgeball and together, the two threw their dodgeballs at Noah. In slow motion, the dodgeballs almost hit Noah, but Trent had threw himself in front of Noah, getting hit in the stomach. Normal time then returned and Trent felt winded. "Thanks Trent," Noah thanked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No problem buddy," Trent said, walking over to the bleachers. The scene then changed to Chris, sitting in his highchair, looking bored.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It has been over ten minutes. There are still three members on each team. That leaves only on question... WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!" Chris yelled. This was followed by loud responses from everyone else left on the court. "Yeah, yeah, don't care. I'm late for dinner!" Courtney threw her dodgeball at Izzy's butt. She had bent down to get a dodgeball, but had become an open target. "Izzy, you're out!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dang it!" Izzy moaned. She sat down in the bleachers, joined by Heather, Geoff and Tyler from the infirmary. "Hey, welcome back Heather."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks," Heather grumbled. LeShawna was the next to throw. She launched her dodgeball at Duncan. He was hit, but the ball bounced of his face and hit Courtney in the butt.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright!" LeShawna said, high fiving Noah, but was hit in the stomach by a ball the Eva threw. She frowned and walked off of the court.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Who put Noah in?" Heather asked angrily.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I did," LeShawna answered. "Got a problem with it?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes, if Noah fails, you're gone," she threatened. Noah and Eva were the only ones left on the court. Eva grinned and Noah cowered at the back wall.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're going down nerd," Eva chuckled. Noah gulped. She threw the three dodgeballs left on her side at Noah, but luckily, he dodged. "Throw them back!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Have you seen me throw?" he asked sarcastically. Eva snarled and threw one of her shoes at Noah, but missed. She then threw her other shoe at Noah, but he jumped over it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Stay still!" Eva shouted. She ran to the bleachers and grabbed the bench. Katie, Sadie and Harold ran off of it and Eva threw it at the other side with all her strength. Noah jumped over the bench and it sent the dodgeballs bouncing over to her side.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey Chris! Isn't their a rule against this?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If it wasn't mentioned at the start, it's not a rule," Chris told her. Eva threw the four dodgeballs at Noah in a group. Back in slow motion, Noah dodged the first one, ducked under the second, jumped over the third, but the last one caught him and it returned to normal speed. The Screaming Leeches cheered, but Noah stood up. He had caught the dodgeball. "The Killer Trout wins the game!" The Screaming Leeches grumbled at Eva, who was shocked at her losing.

<p style="text-align: left;">At the elimination ceremony, Chris held a plate of eight marshmallows in front of the bonfire. "Welcome, Screaming Leeches, to your third elimination ceremony. You all know the drill. Go to the outhouse confesssional and decide who you want to eliminate."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed back to the bonfire. "You've all casted your votes. The first tasty treat made of egg whites goes to Owen," Chris announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright!" Owen exclaimed, pumping his fists into the air.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"What! You kept him instead of me!" Eva yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Your anger issues are kinda disturbing," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But still!" Eva growled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Eva, Dock-o-Shame time," Chris taunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, you guys just voted off your strongest player!" Eva yelled and ran to the boat. "Step on it!" was heard in the distance.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris looked at the camera. "That's the end of dodgeball, lowering the Screaming Leeches from nine to eight. Who's gonna go next time? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

Chapter VI: Don't Dine With Me <p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing in the mess hall, looking at the camera. "Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers were playing the original bloodbath of a schoolground game - dodgeball. It was so intense that Heather, Geoff and Tyler had to go to the infirmary. In the last round, Noah managed to last the round and got Eva eliminated in both the game and the chance to win the hundred thousand bucks. Can you guess what challenge the campers are gonna do today? Find out on Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;">Theme Song

<p style="text-align: left;">Katie had just woken up in the girls side of the Screaming Leeches cabin. "Morning girls," Katie had yawned. She saw that the beds were empty. "Oh no! I'm late!" She ran out of her top bunk and out of the cabin. The scene then changed to the mess hall. She saw her team eating and DJ waiting at the counter.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Where've you been?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I woke up late," Katie explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, your food might be cold," DJ told her. He went into the mess hall and the two walked over to the table.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey guys," Katie said. "Hi Sadie!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Heya Katie," Sadie cheered. The two ate their breakfast and Chris walked into the room wearing a white apron and a chef's hat.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bonjour campers. Today's challenge is a cooking challenge," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ooh, I love cooking!" Lindsay squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I dibs on head chef!" Heather announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, okay. You lot are going to be cooking a six course meal for both me and Chef Hatchet. An appitiser, soup, starter, main course, pudding and a drink. Both me and Chef will rank each dish from one to five, meaning that all together the top score is sixty. You get two hours to cook your meal," Chris explained. "Start work now. You'll work in the kitchen, and the losing team has to clean up Chef's kitchen afterwards."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ew," Trent said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Trent: The food we eat is terrible already. I don't want to have to clean up the place it's cooked up in!

<p style="text-align: left;">Both teams walked outside of the kitchen where a large truck was outside. "Both teams get five minutes in there. Grab any food you'll need for mine and Chef's dinner," Chris said. He blew his whistle and both teams ran into the back of the truck.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, since I'm the head chef, I've got a list of things that you lot need to bring to the kitchen. Izzy, get the tomatoes. Noah, bring the steaks. Trent, bring me a crate of oranges. Gwen, one tub of vanilla ice cream. LeShawna, the cheese..." Heather said, but she was cut off.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No way, girl. I'm allergic to dairy," LeShawna told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's only if you eat it. Now get the cheese!" Heather bossed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What if my arms get all puffy?" LeShawna asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't care. Just bring the cheese!" Heather shouted. LeShawna muttered something and walked away with the cheese. "Okay, Tyler, bring a loaf of bread. Lindsay, bring the peppers to the kitchen. Geoff, I need syrup and Bridgette, bring five bananas."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the Screaming Leeches. "Okay guys. Since I have a perfect dinner in my mind, I should be head chef," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What do you have in mind, princess?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"For the appitiser, spicy bean dip with tortillas. Harold, you and Justin are going to cook that. The soup I have in mind will be crab-stick and sweetcorn with noodles, Katie and Sadie will make that. I think that the starter will be tacos with cooked meat with lettuce and tomatoes. DJ, you and Owen will be making it as well as the main course, fried chicken and peri-peri sauce. Me and Duncan will be responsible with for pudding and the drink, pancakes with butter and syrup and freshly made lemonade," Courtney instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Owen: Aw, I want pancakes!

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, what are we getting?" Sadie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: Ugh, I'm like the only one on my team that has smarts. At least Duncan's not that bad...

<p style="text-align: left;">In the kitchen, the Screaming Leeches began to cook. "Okay, Justin, the beans need to be purreed and added with grounded pepper. Oh, and Harold, the tortillas need to be cooked with added--" Courtney instructed, but was cut off.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Tortillas are man food. I know how to cook them!" Harold spat out.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine, if Chris or Chef hates them, you're the next to go," Courtney threatened. "Katie! That's not how you rinse noodles!" She ran away to Katie and Sadie. The camera then showed the Killer Trout.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay. The appitiser will be cheese and diced peppers on square toast. LeShawna and Gwen will cook that--" Heather said, but was cut off.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Girl, I told you that I'm allergic!" LeShawna shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I told you I don't care! Just go crying to Chef if you start to turn into a werewolf," Heather snickered.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), LeShawna: That girl should watch her 'tude.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bridgette and Geoff, you two will make tomato soup with bread. Noah and Trent, you two can make smoked peppers. Lindsay and Tyler, make steak with orange sauce. Me and Izzy will make the pudding and drink. Banana split with syrup and ice cream and orange juice," Heather instructed. Everyone walked to the ingredients. The scene then changed to DJ and Owen.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey Owen, have you made the peri-peri sauce yet?" DJ asked. He got no response. "Owen?" He turned around and saw Owen drinking the sauce out of a pan. "Owen!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Huh, oh, sorry," Owen apologised. DJ looked at the pan. There was only a small stream of peri-peri sauce left in the pan.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Man, we've gotta make some more sauce for the main course. I just finished tenderising the chicken with my secret ingredient," DJ told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Is it the same ingredient as the breakfast you make for us?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: Momma spice. Back in from my hometown, momma and I cooked loads of food for the street fair every year. Momma spice made everyone happy.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to Noah and Trent. "So, dude, seems you really like Gwen," Noah said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah. But, I'm not sure if she likes me that much," Trent replied.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Are you kidding me? I think she really like you," Noah told him. "I've done one pepper. How about you?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Almost done with this first one. Can you pass the grounded pepper?" Trent asked. Noah gave it to him and the camera changed from their table to Lindsay and Tyler's.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, Taylor, I think you're nice," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's Tyler, Linds," Tyler corrected. "I've finished seasoning the steak."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Seasoning? You can change the seasons!" Lindsay gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No, I mean with salt and pepper. Did you finish the orange sauce?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sure did. Is this it?" Lindsay asked and she showed Tyler a bowl of orange juice.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You've gotta make the orange sauce a bit stickier," Tyler told her. Izzy looked at the two from her and Heather's table.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey Heather, it looks like Lindsay's crushing on Tyler," Izzy said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What!" Heather said, shocked. "Hey Lindsay! What do you think you're doing?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, sorry Heather," Lindsay apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, why don't you lay off her?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Clam it!" Heather yelled and smacked Tyler's face.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Tyler: *rubbing his face* Jerk.

<p style="text-align: left;">The timer hit one hour. Courtney and Duncan had begun to make pancakes. "Duncan, remember to add eggs, milk, flour, a pinch of sugar and a squirt of honey," Courtney instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know how to make pancakes, princess," Duncan told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Stop calling me princess," Courtney told him. "I've just finished the lemonade." She poured some milk into the pan and Duncan added some eggs. "Get the flour."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Where is it?" Duncan asked. He saw the flour on top of a shelf and it fell of the ledge. "Courtney--" He was cut off and the sack of flour fell onto Courtney and she screamed. A cloud of flour covered the camera and when it was wiped off, Courtney stood up with flour all over her. Duncan was laughing.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, you think this is funny?" she asked. She picked up the sack and threw it at Duncan. His face was covered in flour and Courtney chuckled at him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it, C.I.T," Duncan said. He got the sack and poured some in. The camera the showed the timer once again at thirty minutes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hurry it up people! You need to put the food in serving trays!" Chris shouted from the mess hall. Heather and Izzy overheard.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, the dessert isn't quite finished yet. Izzy, I need you to finish it off whilst I put the dishes in the serving trays," Heather instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Got it," Izzy said and Heather walked away. "Oh, gotta turn down the heat from the sauce." Izzy turned the knob and went away. Unbeknown to her, she had turned the fire up and the plate was next to the stove. The scene then changed to the Screaming Leeches.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys, what hasn't finished cooking yet?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The chicken needs three more minutes in the oven," DJ told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And the soup hasn't finished yet. Katie's finishing it off," Sadie added.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, we only have ten minutes left to finish off the food and serve it," Courtney said with a worried tone in her voice.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry," Harold said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it Harold! You and your tortillas may make our teams lose!" Courtney shouted. The timer had reach three minutes and Courtney looked at it. "Ugh, DJ, speed up the cooking. Everyone, get your dishes and get them on serving trays!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the mess hall. "Time's up, miscreants! Bring in the grub!" Chef grumbled. "Appitisers!" Heather and Courtney walked in from the kitchen, both holding two serving trays each.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Chris, Chef, you're first meal today is from the Screaming Leeches. Tortillas with spicy bean dip," Courtney said, taking the top off of the tray. Chris grabbed a tortilla and dipped it into the spicy bean dip.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Mm, the dip's really good, but the torilla's kinda wet. Three points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Tortilla's are man food. Since Harold cooked it, zero points," Chef grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I can cook tortillas better than you!" Harold blurted out. Chef muttered something and Heather put her two dishes in front of the two.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout have cooked cheese and pepper on square toast for your appitisers," Heather said. Chef took one toast square and ate it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Mm, not bad. Four points," Chef grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"A definite five," Chris said. "That's nine for the Killer Trout and three for the Screaming Leeches. Next up are the soups." Heather and Courtney went back into the kitchen and came back with two serving trays each.

<p style="text-align: left;">"This is again from the Screaming Leeches. Crab-stick and sweetcorn soup with noodles. Served for the two nicest men in the room," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, flattery?" Heather said. "So cliche." Chris took his spoon and ate some soup.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I'm a really big crab-stick and sweetcorn soup fan, so I'll give you a four," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Meh, two," Chef said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Here's our soup. It'll be much better," Heather said in a seductive voice. Chris and Chef both put their spoons in the soup and slurped some up.

<p style="text-align: left;">"My soup's cold and a bit to runny. You get two points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If I'm sick, I do not want that soup to be fed to me. One point," Chef grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's twelve out of twenty for the Killer Trout and seven out of twenty for the Screaming Leeches. Now, I just hope the starters won't be as bad as the soup," Chris sighed. Courtney and Heather walked into the kitchen and were replaced by DJ and Bridgette. They both held two serving trays each.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Screaming Leeches have made you tacos with fresh lettuce and tomatoes," DJ said. Chris took a bite out of his taco and smiled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Mm, this taco is really nice. However, the lettuce is a bit soggy. Four points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The shell is nice and crunchy. The meat is really good. Three points," Chef told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"These are our smoked peppers," Bridgette explained. "They are smoking!"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: I hope they are. *crosses her fingers*

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris took a bite out of his pepper. "Ugh, this pepper tastes horrible. Two points," Chris coughed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Zilch," Chef growled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: Ugh.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's fourteen points for each team out of thirty," Chris said. "The main course is up next."

<p style="text-align: left;">DJ and Bridgette walked back to the kitchen, returning with two more serving trays, one in each hand. "Our main course is chicken with peri-peri sauce," DJ explained to Chef and Chris. Chris carved some of the chicken onto his plate, poured on some peri-peri sauce and ate it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's not the worst. Four points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Same as Chris. I'm craving this peri-peri sauce," Chef said with a small smile on his face.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout has cooked steak with orange sauce. This was all made by Lindsay and Tyler," Bridgette explained. Chef cut some of the meat, but spat it out as soon as it came into his mouth.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, the steak is undercooked and the sauce is disgusting," Chef spat out. "One point."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, I'm gonna take Chef's word and I'll give you one point," Chris said. "That gives twenty two points to the Screaming Leeches and the Killer Trout with sixteen points. Hopefully dessert's gonna be better than the rest of this crud."

<p style="text-align: left;">DJ and Bridgette were replaced by Trent and Katie. "Dessert is pancakes with syrup," Katie said. Chef rolled one up and swallowed it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hm, three points," Chef said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If you added butter, this would be five points, but I'm gonna give you four," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Our dessert is banana split with ice cream," Trent said. He took of the cover, but he found it empty. "Um, Izzy. Where's dessert?" His response was Izzy running out of the kitchen with a burning plate in her hands.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Water! Water!" Izzy yelled. Trent saw a jar of what looked like water in Katie's hands. He pulled it off of her and poured it all over Izzy's fire plate. "Aah, thanks Trent."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay. Me and Chef both give the Killer Trout zero points, meaning that the Screaming Leeches wins!" Chris announced. "Even if the Screaming Leeches get 1/10 and you losers get 10/10, they win." Everyone on the table looked at Izzy and Heather looked worried.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Ugh, I don't want to lose an alliance member this early.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to Harold walking to his cabin. Chef was seen hiding in the bushes. "No one, disses my tortillas," Chef said. He put something into his mouth and breathed. A green mist followed Harold. He sneezed and walked to his cabin.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Chef: Did I not say I'm an excellent curser? Not the bad way, the magic curse way.

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<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Great, So I'm definitely going to lose an alliance member. Ugh.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Yay!" Lindsay squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, dang it!" Izzy said. "Oh well, bye!" She cartwheeled to the boat. "Bye Heather! Bye Lindsay!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bye Isobel!" Lindsay squealed, incorrectly saying Izzy's name.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I need to brush my teeth. See you," Chris said. He walked away and Heather looked angry.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Ugh, an alliance member gone, already! This is terrible. Should I replace Izzy? No, that would make me seem desperate. Stupid Izzy.

Chapter VII: Face Your Fears <p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing on the dock. "Last time, on Total Drama Island: The campers were cooking me and Chef. It was not the best dinner I've ever had, but some dishes were pretty good. At the end of the day, Izzy caught the dessert on fire and the Killer Trout voted her off, making her the first one of Heather's alliance to be eliminated. Who's the next one to taste sour defeat? Will Heather's alliance decrease or increase? Does anyone know what I just said? Find out on Total... Drama... Island!"

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<p style="text-align: left;">The camera showed the Killer Trout outside of their cabin, all sitting down on the steps. "It's a shame Izzy's gone," Lindsay sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, whatever," Heather said. "I'm not bothered."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, maybe we can-- Ah!" Lindsay squealed. "Spider! Spider! Kill it!" The spider was brown with dark brown stripes with creepy red eyes. "Kill it!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry Linds!" Tyler said. He was about to punch it, but it leapt onto his face. "Ah!" It's on my face!" He ran around, panicking, but Heather stretched out her arm and Tyler ran into it, squashing the spider.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, thanks Heather. I'm like totes afraid of spiders," Lindsay thanked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Really, I'm afraid of heights," Bridgette said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't even mention the word 'planes' around me. You're so high, and what if you crash?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Wimps. I have no fear," Heather bragged.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes you do Heather. I remember you telling me about how you're really afraid of skydiving," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it, blonde. And so what? Anything can go wrong," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I have a really big fear of geese," Trent said. "You never know what they're thinking in their tiny, little minds. They might be planning to destroy Earth!"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Trent: It's true!

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't think geese can overtake the world, but I have a fear of clowns. Their faces are really creepy," Noah told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bulls scare me. I once was almost hit by a bull's horns back in the fifth grade," Geoff explained to everyone.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I have a fear. It sounds stupid, but it's pickles," Gwen said. Everyone except for Trent laughed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're afraid of pickles!" Noah chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Seriously, I almost choked to death on a pickle," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: It's true!

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, my fear is lightning. It's deafining noise is scary, y'all," LeShawna said. The scene then changed to the Screaming Leeches who were sitting on the stairs of the cabin.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Did you hear Lindsay scream?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Definitely, I have a huge fear of screams and loud noises," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I have one, but it's of flying," Justin said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The swings. Once, I got wedged into them for a whole week!" Owen told his team.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The dark," Katie said, hugging Sadie.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Cockroaches," Sadie said, hugging Katie.

<p style="text-align: left;">"My fear is the dark," Harold said. "'Cause you never know what's coming."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, Duncan, what's yours?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, uh, it's uh..." Duncan began. "... Baths..."

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're afraid of baths?" Justin asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, it does explain his stench," Courtney said, holding her nose.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Seriously guys. Once, when I was six, I was having a bath and went underwater and I caught my foot in the chain and almost drowned. At least paps helped me out of the bath. And I do occasionally take showers," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: Yeah, like once a year.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, princess. What are you afraid of?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nothing. Fear is for wimps who hold their momma's hands whenever they see a spider. No offence DJ," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: *looks at the camera angrily* None taken.

<p style="text-align: left;">In the morning, the campers were in the mess hall. Chris walked into the mess hall. "Morning campers. Today's challenge is gonna be taken part a few at a time. First up, Justin, Bridgette, Heather and Tyler. There's a plane with your names written on it," Chris teased. The four gulped. "Also, DJ, Harold and Katie. We have a haunted, pitch black room for you, and I can assure you it's full of screams."

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: *splitscreen and in unison with DJ and Harold* Seriously?

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: *splitscreen and in unison with Katie and Harold* Seriously?

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: *splitscreen and in unison with DJ and Katie* Seriously?

<p style="text-align: left;">Tyler, Bridgette, Heather and Justin saw a yellow rickety plane with Chef inside. "You can choose to chicken out..." Chris began.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good," Heather sighed in relief.

<p style="text-align: left;">"... And loose the points for your team," Chris finished. The four sighed and boarded the plane. The scene then changed to DJ, Harold and Katie with Chris standing next to them. "Okay. You three have to stay inside this room for six hours. If you don't you'll lose points for your team." He opened the door and DJ, Harold and Katie walked inside. "Remember, you can come out any time you want!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"We're not going to do that, right you two," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, I mean, it's not so bad--" Katie was cut off by a loud scream. Harold screamed and DJ jumped jumped into the arms of Katie. Only their eyes were visible. "Yeah, DJ, the girl is supposed to jump into the arms of the boy, not the other way around."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to mess hall. "Okay, the next ones are Sadie and Lindsay. You have a bug spa appointment in five minutes followed by Duncan. Your bath awaits," Chris said. The scene changed to the campgrounds with two seats. There was also a bath. "Okay. Lindsay. Sit down in this chair and if you can last ten minutes with spiders on your face. You get a point for your team. Sadie, you can sit down in this chair and put your feet in this box and your hands in these boxes. They are full of cockroaches. Ten minutes and you get a point. Duncan, spend ten minutes in this bath and you win a point for your team,," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">The camera then showed the plane. "Alright! Mean girl, you got two minutes to parachute down. Or else you can kiss that point goodbye," Chef threatened. Bridgette looked out of the open door and shot to the back wall.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We're really high up," Bridgette said. Tyler and Justin looked out of the door and saw the whole of Camp Wawanakwa beneath them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I think I'm gonna--" Tyler began, but he barfed into the open and it fell done to the camp. Back on the ground, Chris was about to enter the mess hall, but he saw a pile of vomit hit the ground behind him.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Chris: I'm glad I moved away from that sick. Imagine if this face was hit with puke.

<p style="text-align: left;">He walked back into the mess hall. "Next on my fear list, LeShawna, I have lightning for you. Trent and Geoff, come to the forest with me and we'll talk about your... animal problems--" Chris said, but was cut off by a loud scream and a puff of soot when Heather crashed down from the chimney.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, skydiving is terrible," Heather grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's one point for the Killer Trout!" Chris announced. They then heard a loud noise and the campers ran outside. The plane had arrived and Bridgette, Tyler and Justin walked off of the plane. "That's three points for the Killer Trout and one for the Screaming Leeches."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the bug spa. "These cockroaches feel weird," Sadie said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And these spiders are so relaxing," Lindsay said. She opened her mouth open to breathe, but a spider crawled into her mouth and she began to choke. Sadie saw it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh my gosh! Duncan, Lindsay's choking!" Sadie squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, yeah, not falling for it," Duncan said. Lindsay got out of her chair. Sadie did to and began to do the heimlich maneouvre on Lindsay and she spat the spider out. A timer pinged and Chris came into the scene.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Screaming Leeches are up to two points!" Chris announced. "Now you girls go back to the mess hall and Duncan, you go dry off." The scene then changed back to the black room with screams coming in from every corner.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Uh, guys, I'm not sure if I can do this anymore," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Just keep your cool man," Harold said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah. Maybe I'm just overreacting. I should just--" DJ began, but a loud scream tore through the room. "Momma!" DJ wailed and the three ran out of the room.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh my, that was terrifying!" Katie gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And it looks like you've just lost some valuable points for your team," Chris said. "You three need to rely on Courtney and Owen to pass their tests and hope that the other team doesn't take the win." The scene then changed to the forest. Trent and Geoff were sitting on a fence and Chris met up with the two of them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay. Trent, you need to stay in this pen for ten minutes with the geese. Geoff, you need to last ten minutes in a pen with this bull without being trampled on," Chris explained. "If you complete your challenge, you'll get two points for your team."

<p style="text-align: left;">Trent walked into the goose pen and one smapped at his ankle. "Ow!" he yelled in pain.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh yeah. The geese are biters," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That would've been good to know," Trent said sarcastically. Geoff had entered his pen and a black bull with bloodshot eyes stared at him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, it's a good thing I'm not wearing red," Geoff said. As if on cue, Chris threw a red hankerchief onto Geoff's hat and the bull charged at him.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: You know, Chris and bulls aren't that different. One will ram you down, and laugh at your pain as it delivers it to you, and the other one's a bull.

<p style="text-align: left;">Two more geese pecked at Trent's ankles. "Alright, I can't do it. I hate geese," Trent said, walking out of the pen. Geoff then ran into the corner of the pen. The bull was charging at him and Geoff jumped over the fence.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's two points that the Killer Trout have lost out on. Let's check up on LeShawna," Chris said. The scene changed to LeShawna on the cliff. Lightning was striking down, frightening LeShawna as it hit the ground and Chris was in a helicopter. "Don't worry LeShawna, you've only got two more minutes left."

<p style="text-align: left;">"I hate you Chris!" LeShawna yelled. LeShawna danced around on the cliff, avoiding being struck by lightning.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, time's up!" Chris announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good," LeShawna sighed. Just then, another fork of lightning hit LeShawna's foot and she screamed in pain, falling off of the cliff and into the water.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), LeShawna: Stupid Chris.

<p style="text-align: left;">The next one to face their fear was Gwen. She was sitting in the mess hall with a jar of large pickles sitting in front of her. "Okay Gwen, if you can eat all these pickles, you get a point for your team," Chris said. "And your team'll need it. If you and Noah complete your tasks, you'll bring your team's score up to six and will win. Plus, the Screaming Leeches have two members left and they have two points. If you complete your task, you'll definitely win for your team. No pressure."

<p style="text-align: left;">Gwen sighed and picked up one pickle. "No, I'm not doing this. Pickles are disgusting," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Then it's still four points for the Killer Trout," Chris announced. "Can Noah change the score? Let's see," Chris said and the scene changed to Noah. He was standing in front of a clown. "Now Noah, if you can stand in front of this clown for ten minutes, you win a point for your team and ultimately win," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">Noah looked at the clown. The clown smiled and threw a pie in Noah's face. "Okay! I can't do this!" Noah exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Then that's still four points for the Killer Trout!" Chris announced. "If Courtney and Owen can complete their tasks, then we go to the tiebreaker!" The scene then showed a playground on the theatre. Courtney and Owen were standing next to Chris.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, Owen, if you can go on the swings for at least ten minutes, you've got another point for your team," Chris explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, seems simple enough. Just gotta close my eyes," Owen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't think that's gonna help," Chris said. As soon as Owen sat down, the swing stretched up and Owen saw Chris and Courtney the size of tiny ants.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh my god!" Owen yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Chris, why did you bring me here? You know I'm fearless," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, not exactly. Your little brother just texted me that when you were nine, you peed your pants going on the see-saw when you were on the higher end," Chris said, holding his phone up.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: Ugh! Rodney, when I get home, you are so dead!

<p style="text-align: left;">Just then; the other campers joined Courtney and Owen on the theatre. "Good luck you two!" Sadie said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't win!" Heather teased.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Clam it, Heather!" Courtney shouted. She sat on the see-saw.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, Chef is going to sit on the other end. If you can last five minutes, you'll get a point," Chris explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Done!" Owen yelled from above.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right, Owen my man. That's three points for the Screaming Leeches! If Courtney completes her challenge, we can go to the tiebreaker," Chris said. Sadie was eating a banana.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I hope you win Courtney!" Sadie wished, but she dropped her banana skin. "Oops." She bent down to pick it up, but she slipped on it and crashed into the see-saw. That sent Courtney flying out of the theatre and into the trees, screaming.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, since Courtney isn't handling her fear very well, the Killer Trout wins!" Chris announced. The Killer Trout cheered whilst the Screaming Leeches moaned and looked at Sadie.

<p style="text-align: left;">At the elimination ceremony, Chris held a plate of seven marshmallows in his hands, looking at the campers sitting on tree stumps. "Well, well, well. Screaming Leeches, why am I not surprised to be seeing you again?" Chris taunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut up Chris," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright, fine. Since Owen, Justin and Duncan overpowered their fears, they win immunity!" Chris said. "Now go vote someone off who isn't them." The scene flashed and the Screaming Leeches had returned. "Since you've all casted your votes, and you lot clearly know the rules, the first three marshmallows obviously go to Owen, Justin and Duncan..."

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Whoo-hoo!" Courtney cheered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No! Why Sadie!" Katie wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll be without Katie!" Sadie cried.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, yeah, don't care," Chris said. "Sadie, time to go."

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll miss you Katie!" Sadie cried.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll miss you more!" Katie sobbed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dear Katie," Chris said, but he shoved her out of the way. "Will Katie's tears drown Camp Wawanakwa? I sincerely hope not. Join us next time for... oh, I've got dinner plans." Chris boarded a yacht and DJ, Courtney and Harold were on the screen.

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Chapter VIII: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later, Paintball Now <p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing at the bonfire. "Last time on Total Drama Island... The campers revealed their fears on camera, so I decided to pit the campers against them! Some overpowered their fears; others kept their cool. In the end, Sadie accidently shot Courtney into a tree and got booted out of the game, leaving Katie in tears. How will Katie last without her 'BFFF'? What challenge do I have in store today? Will Heather get a new alliance member? Find at least one of those answers out on Total... Drama... Island!"

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<p style="text-align: left;">LeShawna, Gwen and Bridgette were hanging around in the communal bathrooms. "So, girls, who you crushin' on?" LeShawna asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I do, kinda like Trent, but I'm not even sure he likes me," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Are you kidding? Trent totally likes you," Bridgette said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, who you crushin' on?" LeShawna asked Bridgette.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I'm not, but I think Geoff likes me," Bridgette explained. "You see, I just got out of this big relationship with this guy called Ricky back home. He was nice and all, but he was just to jealous if I even looked at a boy."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, what about you?" Gwen asked LeShawna.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm not really in love with anyone. I'm just lookin' for friends," LeShawna said. Just then, Heather and Lindsay walked into the room.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Alright freaks, it's the beautiful girls turn in the bathroom," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's called 'communal' bathrooms," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But I'm not christian," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No, communal means anyone can come/join," Gwen told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't care, Goth girl," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Get out!" Heather yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, you can back your tiny-white, spot-covered, bloated, saggy-skinned butt into the showers, but we ain't leavin'!" LeShawna said, defending her friends.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well you and your life-groaning, surfing-crazed, wacky, loony-toon friends can get out of here before I make your life a living nightmare!" Heather yelled. The two girls argued for a minute, before Courtney and Katie walked in, but froze.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Should we back out slowly?" Katie asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes, yes we should," Courtney said and the two backed out slowly. The scene then changed to the campgrounds were LeShawna and Heather had just joined the other campers and Chris. Their clothes were torn up and they looked a mess.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What happened to you two?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We don't want to talk about it," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Campers! Let's take our eyes off of LeShawna and Heather and let's focus our eyes on me. Today's challenge is one that I really like," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why did you use emphasis on the 'really'?" Harold asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't know. Today's challenge is paintball!" Chris announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Paintball! Whoo-hoo, I love paintball!" Geoff announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"This paintball is linked to hunting. There are seven Screaming Leeches and nine Killer Trout. The hunters for the Screaming Leeches will be Katie, DJ and Owen, and they get green paint. The hunters for the Killer Trout will be Heather, Gwen, Noah and Trent and they get red paint," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Whoo-hoo! Delivering pain to those weaklings. I'll show them that if they cross me, they're gonna get hurt. *rubs hands together*

<p style="text-align: left;">"The rest of you are prey. Oh, and everyone gets cute little outfits. The hunters will get these," Chris said, holding up camoflauged hats and orange goggles. "And the prey gets these!" He held up antlers, tiny noses and deer tails.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What! There is no way I'm wearing that," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh yes you are. Take them off and your entire team gets disqualified," Chris instructed. "The hunters must pick off the other team's prey. The first team that wipes out the others with paintballs wins! Now, prey, you get two minutes to run away and find a good hiding spot. Go!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed and a timer rang. "Hunters, go!" Chris said. The seven ran into the forest. The scene then changed to the Screaming Leeches hunters.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys. I think we should split up and we might be able to cover more ground," Katie suggested.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's a good idea. And we might be able to protect the others," Owen added.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys, let's split!" DJ said. The three put their hands together and ran off. The scene then changed to Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, if I was a pathetic deer where would I hide?" Heather wondered. Suddenly, she heard a rustling in the bushes and she aimed her paintball gun at the bushes. "Okay 'loser leech', come out, come out wherever you are."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay," Lindsay said and she came out of the bushes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, it's just you. Well, get me some sour cream chips. Not the salty flavour," Heather bossed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, so where do I get the chips from?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh you dummy, get them from Chef's kitchen!" Heather yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But they're his, private quaters," Lindsay whispered.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to Trent and Noah. "I wonder where the deer are," Trent wondered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Maybe they're by the lake," Noah suggested. Suddenly, the two saw Courtney running across the path. "Courtney!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Huh, where?" Trent asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I saw her run to the lake! Let's go!" Noah said. The two ran after Courtney and the scene then changed to her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shoot! Noah saw me. Well, I bet he won't be able to catch up to me," Courtney snickered. "Aw!" She yelled and she fell forwards. A red paintball had been fired at her by Trent who high-fived Noah.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: Ugh, being the first one eliminated from a challenge is terrible!

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to LeShawna and Bridgette. "Girl, this is just like hide and seek. If the hunters are as dumb as my two younger brothers, this game is ours," LeShawna encouraged.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hopefully, I'm just glad I'm not a hunter. I hate hurting people," Bridgette said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What about dodgeball?" LeShawna asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That doesn't count," Bridgette told her. Suddenly, DJ popped out of the bushes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Surprise!" he said and fired three paintballs. Two missed LeShawna, but another hit Bridgette's left leg.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Run LeShawna, run!" Bridgette shouted. LeShawna ran away and DJ chased after her. LeShawna was panting, and DJ fired two more paintballs, but both of them missed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm gonna get you LeShawna!" DJ yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: Did that sound hurtful? I didn't mean to be mean. *chuckles* Mean to be mean, ah that's funny.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to Lindsay. She had just arrived at the mess hall. Chef slammed the door open and was wearing a bright blue vest with goggles and a towel. Lindsay hid in the bushes next to the mess hall and waited until Chef had left. "Phew, glad he's gone," Lindsay said to herself. "Okay, so sour cream and not salty. Or was it salty and not sour cream? I'll get both." Lindsay walked into the mess hall and into the kitchen. "I think Chef keeps his crisps on the top shelf," she wondered out loud.

<p style="text-align: left;">Lindsay reached into the top shelf, but then she heard the door slamming open. Chef had come back. She squealed quietly. "Forgot my float," Chef mumbled. Chef walked closer to the kitchen and opened the door, seeing his kitchen as he left it. Unbeknown to him, Lindsay was in the freezer, hiding behind sacks of peas.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Peas. Why did I never know these were in here?" Lindsay wondered. Back in the kitchen, Chef had grabbed his float.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hm, I have a weird feeling to check in the freezer," Chef said out loud. He walked to the freezer and Lindsay saw the door opening. Surprisingly, the freezer was empty except for the peas and barrels. Lindsay was hiding on the roof of the freezer, looking below at Chef. When Chef left, Lindsay tried to get down, but her hands were frozen in pools of icy water.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Crap!" she shouted. The camera then showed Katie walking in the forest.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: Okay, I'm trying super hard to not cry. I've never been this long away from Sadie. Ever. *crys loudly*

<p style="text-align: left;">As she was walking, Katie heard a cough. She hid in a bush and saw Tyler sitting down on a tree stump. "Perfect," she whispered quietly. Unfortunately, she tripped over a rock and landed with a thud, making Tyler notice and he ran away.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nice try!" Tyler mocked.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then showed Gwen walking in the forest with her paintball gun gun behind her back. "I wonder how Trent's doing," Gwen wondered. Suddenly, someone put their hand on her back. Gwen elbowed them in the belly and turned around, noticing her victim was Trent. LeShawna and Noah were standing next to him. "Oh my god. I'm really sorry," Gwen apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No worries, at least you didn't shoot me," Trent said, clutching his stomach.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Girl, we came to talk to you. Now that we're in an alliance, we gotta boot Heather of if we lose. She's a sure kick in the pants," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But we can't throw the challenges. Should we?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That's what we've been thinking. I'm not sure, but I think Heather and Lindsay are in an alliance. They are spending a lot of time together," Noah said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"And we think Izzy might have also been a member of the alliance," Trent added.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, we throw the challenge?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nu-uh. Remember, we're only an alliance of four. The others could vote us off. No doubt Heather'll manipulate them," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Come on, let's go," Gwen said and the conversation ended. The camera then showed Harold looking around the forest.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: I don't know if I've told you this, but I've got mad skills. Back in the scouts, I got badges for whittling, physical fittness, wilderness surviving, first aid, tent making, hunting and knitting. I can make an awesome scarf. Don't tell Duncan!

<p style="text-align: left;">He saw Geoff and Tyler chatting by a tree. He tiptoed quietly, but he stepped on a branch, snapping it and catching the attention of the two. "Eat paint!" Harold shouted. He fired his gun, but nothing came out. "Dang it! It's jammed!" Geoff and Tyler then advanced on Harold. The scene then changed to Harold shirtless and hanging on a branch by his underpants. "Stupid wedgie!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then showed Gwen, LeShawna, Trent and Noah walking in the forest. "So if we stick together, we can shoot of others before they get me," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That means Heather's the only one free to shoot," Gwen mentioned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, that white girl can stalk on her own," LeShawna replied. The scene then changed to Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, where is Lindsiot? I can't rely on her to do anything right," Heather groaned. "Guess I have to get them others." She walked deeper into the forest and saw deer ears poking out from a bush followed by a loud and smelly fart. "Owen!" She fired into the bush and Owen came out, collapsing on the ground.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dang it," Owen sighed and he farted again.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Two down, two to go," Heather muttered. The camera then changed to DJ. He walked to a tree and saw a paintball gun by it.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's this doing here?" he wondered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"DJ," someone squealed. DJ looked up and saw Harold being hung on a branch by his undies.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Harold! Who did that to you?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Geoff and Tyler," Harold squeaked. DJ poked his gun at the branch and managed to slide Harold off and he crashed to theground. "Thanks." Harold grabbed his gun. "I'll be able to fix my gun. Let's get some revenge." Harold and DJ both nodded their heads and the scene changed to Geoff and Tyler.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That was hillarious what we did to Harold," Geoff chuckled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It was," Tyler added. "I've even got his shirt!" Suddenly, a large boom was heard and the two jumped up and saw DJ and Harold running towards them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Charge!" DJ yelled. Both of them took their guns and fired at the two pranksters. Green splotches of paint bruised them and they crashed into a tree.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll take my shirt, thank you," Harold said, snatching his shirt out of Tyler's hands. The scene then changed to the main speakers and Chris' voice came out.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hunters, you each have two prey left. Lindsay and LeShawna for the Killer Trout and Justin and Duncan for the Screaming Leeches. Hurry up and get them already!" Chris shouted. Back in the freezer, Lindsay's eyebrows were beginning to get ice stuck to them and her skin was blue.

<p style="text-align: left;">"S-s-so c-c-c-cold-d," she shivered. "Help-p-p-p!" The scene then changed to Heather.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So I just need to find Justin and Duncan to win the game. Well, that model won't be anywhere he can get hurt and Duncan is a delinquint. Shouldn't be hard to find him," Heather said to herself. "But where the heck is Lindsay! Crisps don't take that long to find." Heather walked out of the forest and headed for the mess hall. "I'll find her myself."

<p style="text-align: left;">Heather opened the door and saw the empty mess hall. "She must be in the kitchen, still looking for my snacks," Heather wondered. She opened the kitchen door, but there was still no Lindsay. She then heard a mumble and looked at the freezer. "You can't be in there, right?" She opened the freezer door and saw Lindsay stuck to its roof. "Lindsay! What the heck have you been doing?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"G-g-g-g me d-d-d-down!" Lindsay whined. Heather reached for Lindsay's legs and successfully managed to pull them down. She then grabbed her waist and pulled Lindsay off, but ice was still stuck on her eyebrows, lips and hands.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You owe me," Heather said. The scene then changed to Gwen and the others.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Justin! Duncan! Come out, come out wherever you are!" Gwen shouted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We're gonna find you!" Noah yelled. Behind a bush, Justin and Duncan were crouching down, hiding from the four.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't you dare blow our hiding space," Duncan threatened quietly.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't worry," Justin reassured and he shuffled back, but he stood on Duncan's arm.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Argh, get off of me!" Duncan yelled. He pushed Justin off and out of the bush, making him visible.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fire!" Trent yelled. Him and the other two with guns fired at Justin, covering him in red paint.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ah! Duncan, help me!" Justin whined.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Duncan's here? Get him!" LeShawna ordered. Duncan's green hair could just be seen and the other three fired at him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Crap!" Duncan yelled. Back in the main speakers, Chris' voice came on again.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Screaming Leeches win again! The Killer Trout are going from seven to five!" Chris announced. "Who's going home tonight?"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then changed to the girls side of the Killer Trout's cabin. Heather and Lindsay were chatting. "I miss Izzy," Lindsay sighed. "She was really friendly."

<p style="text-align: left;">"She blew the cooking challenge. She had to go. And I'll replace her. Probably Bridgette," Heather told her. "We're just lucky that our team is winning these things. We need to keep winning."

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right. I wonder who's getting the boot?" Lindsay wondered. As if on cue, the scene changed to the elimination ceremony.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Welcome Screaming Leeches. I don't need to tell you the rules. Just go to the confessional and cast your vote," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: Even though Justin is so hot, he did kinda blow the challenge, so my vote is on him.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: What can I say? Pretty boy sat on my hand so he's out.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Justin: Let's not forget Duncan is the one who pushed me out of the hiding place. I'm voting him out.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: Duncan's rude and mean and deserves to go home. He's got my vote.

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<p style="text-align: left;">... Duncan!" Chris announced. Duncan grinned and caught his marshmallow.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Justin, turns out your going home, two votes to five. Dock of Shame's that way," Chris said, pointing at the dock.

<p style="text-align: left;">"See you guys. It was fun while it lasted!" Justin shouted and the boat sailed away.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris looked at the camera. "Justin's gone and the Screaming Leeches' have gone from seven members to six members. Who's the next to go? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

Chapter IX: Are We Bear Yet? <p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing in the middle of the forest, grinning. "Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers were hunting, each over. That's right, it was paintball time! Harold got a wedgie, Lindsay received frosty eyebrows, Duncan got a numb hand and Justin received the sad gift of elimination. Will the Screaming Leeches continue to lose? If so, how long will they last? Will I ever stop asking three questions in the recap? Find out probably one of those answers here on Total... Drama... Island!"

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<p style="text-align: left;">Heather and Lindsay were in their cabin with Bridgette. "So let me get this straight, you want me to be in an alliance with you to get to the final three. Is that right?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yep, I've seen your skill. I think you'll be a great addition to this alliance," Heather grinned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, why don't you invite Gwen and LeShawna? They're great assets," Bridgette suggested.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, about that..." Lindsay trailed off.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't really like them that much. I also don't like Noah and Trent so don't even think about that. You, on the over hand, I don't really despise," Heather explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, uh... thank you?" Bridgette said, confused.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So, what do you think?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well... can I have some time to decide?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hmm, fine. You have until the elimination ceremony to decide. I hope you make the right choice," Heather told her and she and Lindsay walked off.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: I'm not sure about this alliance. Gwen and LeShawna are my friends, but to push them away... I don't know.

<p style="text-align: left;">On the boys side, Noah and Trent were talking in their bunk bed. "So, how's 'Operation Gwen' going?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I don't know. And hey, you're my wingman, you're supposed to be talking to Gwen about me," Trent said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know, I know, but you're never gonna get her if you don't even try," Noah explained. Trent sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Trent: Gwen's a great girl, but every single girl I've ever dated ends badly. My last breakup included lipstick, an audience and cookie dough ice cream. I am never going to 'Frosty's Ice Parlour' ever again.

<p style="text-align: left;">The speaker system gave some feedback before Chris' voice was heard. "Morning campers, gather round the bonfire pit to get the info on today's challenge!" Chris ordered. The camera then flashed to the bonfire pit with DJ, Owen, Heather and Tyler standing up. Chris stood in front of them with two bags in his hands; one red and the other green.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's with the bags?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"These are for you. Today's challenge... camping!" Chris announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"C-c-camping?" Katie asked, shivering.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: I'm kinda afraid of camping. The last time I did it was when I was six and it was with my dad and Sadie. A moose crushed the tent and I was almost trampled. Ever since then, I've always been afraid. Just glad I didn't say I was afraid of it in the fear challenge.

<p style="text-align: left;">"These bags contain everything you'll need," Chris said. "Use your maps and compasses to find your campgrounds hidden in the forest. You'll have to survive for the night and the first team with all their members back will win, and someone on the losing team will be shipped off."

<p style="text-align: left;">"What about food?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You'll have to find food in the forest on your own," Chris explained. "As you can see, there's no food in their." Owen shook the bag and the contents spilled out: a map, a compass, bug spray, a rolled up tent, a bottle of water and a telescope.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nooooo!" Owen wailed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Pipe down. We'll just scavenge," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Scavenge?" he asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's where you hunt for food," Duncan explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, the finishing point will be back here. Start!" Chris announced and he blew his whistle. The two teams ran and Chris was left in the scene. "What they don't know is that the animals in our forest are quite territorial. Just hope none of them get eaten. Don't want to end this show at nine episodes," he whispered.

<p style="text-align: left;">The camera flashed to the Screaming Leeches. "Okay people, I'm in charge here. As I'm a C.I.T, I have lots of camping experience. It was part of the training I had to be a C.I.T," Courtney explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why can't I be in charge?" Harold asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Let me see, you were terrible at dodgeball, flunked the tortillas in the cooking challenge, failed the fear challenge and got a wedgie in the last one. You wanna take charge?" Courtney asked in a threatening tone. Harold gulped.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: It's not my fault I keep flunking the challenges, but why am I always losing for the team. It's like I can't even access my mad skills. And it did begin when I argued with Chef. Is he part of it?

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney took hold of the map and the compass. She looked at it. "According to the map, we need to walk two miles north west which is that way," Courtney said, pointing in the direction.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Guys, can we stop for a bathroom break?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"But none of us need the bathroom," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well..." Owen began and he farted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ew, Owen you're disgusting. Go in the bushes. And put a whole load of soil on it. Then cover it up with a beaver. Hopefully death will cover its stench," Courtney said. Owen ran into the bush farting and crouched. Green fart fumes were spread out everywhere.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ew, that is totes smelly," Katie choked. The camera flashed and it changed to the Killer Trout. Lindsay took the map and the compass.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, so we need to travel two miles 'nerth oast', oh, I mean north east," Lindsay explained. Heather snatched both of them of Lindsay.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Who put you in charge of these? Ugh, let me take charge," Heather said. She shoved Lindsay backwards.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't listen to that mean white girl. Just take charge for yourself," LeShawna told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Lindsay: You know, sometimes Heather can be mean. Don't tell her I said that!

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene switched back to the Screaming Leeches. "I think we're almost there," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good. The night's cold," DJ said shivering.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Look! It's our logo!" Katie exclaimed. The others saw it and the campground. It wasn't that big and small fences were dug into the ground around it. The team cheered and ran over to it.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Katie: I can't believe I found the camp. Now the bigger problem is survivng for the night.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, Katie, you and Harold will make a fire. DJ, I want you and Owen to search for food. Me and Duncan will build the tent," Courtney instructed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"How come you want to be with Duncan?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"So what? It doesn't matter," Courtney replied.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You said you don't like him, yet you always want to be partners with him," DJ argued.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't care! Do you want him? Fine, I'll go with Owen!" Courtney screamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good!" DJ yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), DJ: Wow, I really hope that doesn't make me look mean. I'm a nice guy, right?

<p style="text-align: left;">DJ and Duncan began to bang in the tent pegs. "So, uh Duncan, have you ever noticed that Courtney might have a thing for you?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What?" Duncan replied. "We don't even like each other."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Really?" DJ asked. "You don't see it?"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: I totally see it. I'm just hiding it from the others.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I mean, I don't really like Courtney. She's so, stuck up," Duncan told him. Unbeknown to them, Courtney had heard everything. She glared at the two and stomped away.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: Stuck up? I am not stuck up! Duncan is going down!

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney and Owen began to find food. Courtney crossed her arms and looked into the night sky. "Are you okay?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm fine, why wouldn't I?" Courtney replied harshly. "Just find some berries or a lake we can fish in."

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Owen: Yep, there's definitely something wrong with her. *toot*

<p style="text-align: left;">Owen farted and Courtney coughed. "Would you stop that?" Courtney choked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm sorry! I had burritos for dinner last night!" Owen replied. "Hey, I hear water!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I hear it too. The lake!" Courtney exclaimed and the two ran to it. The scene then changed to the Killer Trout who had reached the campgrounds.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Finally!" Heather moaned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Let's set up camp," Tyler said. The scene flashed with Gwen, LeShawna, Trent and Noah making the tent, Lindsay and Tyler making a fire, Heather filing her nails and Bridgette and Geoff no where to be seen.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Come on, just hit two rocks together and make the stupid fire! It's easy!" Heather complained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If it's so easy, why don't you make it?" Tyler asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it, sports failure! I am not breaking my nails just to start a puny fire," Heather retorted. "Get to work!"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Tyler: And Lindsay sticks up for her why?

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed to Bridgette and Geoff in the forest. "So, uh, Bridgette, you're a, pretty sweet gal," Geoff said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks, I guess," Bridgette said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: Stupid, stupid, stupid! *bangs his forehead*

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: It kinda seems Geoff likes me. But I'm not here to get a boyfriend. I'm here to win a million big ones. And I got out of a relationship before the show, so I don't wanna move to quickly.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bridgette kneeled down and picked something blue off of a bush. "Blueberries," Bridgette told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Blue, like your eyes," Geoff said smoothly.

<p style="text-align: left;">"My eyes are green," Bridgette told him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, uh, as blue as your hoodie," Geoff said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: Stupid, stupid, stupid! *bangs his forehead*

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene switched to Duncan, DJ, Harold and Katie huddled round the fire. DJ's belly rumbled loudly. "Oops, sorry about that," DJ apologised.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No worries. We're all hungry," Katie shivered. A branch snapped and Courtney and Owen had returned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey guys, we got fish from the lake," Owen announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"One for each of us. Me, Owen, Katie, DJ and Harold," Courtney said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What about me?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry. There weren't enough fish," Courtney said sarcastically. "Hey, can you get more firewood? I'm cold."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I'll get the emergency sleeping bag. We can unzip it and wrap it around ourselves," DJ said. He went into the finished tent and came back with the sleeping bag, just as Owen put the fish on a rack the fire. He covered it around the six, but one end caught the fire.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ahh!" Harold yelled. "Fire!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Put it out, put it out!" Katie squealed. Harold shot upwards and accidently pushed into the fish rack and it fell into the fire.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Harold! That was our dinner!" Courtney yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm sorry! Gosh!" Harold yelled. Duncan shot up and ran into the tent, returning with the bottle of water. He opened it up and poured out all the water onto the fire. Katie was crying the whole time.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Katie, why are you crying?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You ain't got fire burns have you?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No, this is the reason I hate camping! Everything goes wrong. All this needs is my dad and Sadie... oh Sadie! I miss her so much! Why did she have to leave?" Katie sobbed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's okay, you've got us," DJ smiled. He put the remains of the sleeping bag around Katie and crawled into the tent. "I'm gonna crash early tonight."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene then flashed to the Killer Trout shivering around the fire. LeShawna yawned. "Ugh, where are Bridgette and Geoff? I hope they didn't get eaten by a bear," LeShawna said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Aw, that's not nice," Lindsay said. Tyler put his arm around her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If you're cold, you can use me as a blanket," Tyler said. Lindsay blushed. Suddenly, the bushes began to shake and Bridgette and Geoff came out.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey guys," Bridgette said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, what did you find?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, we found nine blueberries and a fish. So I guess we're having a small dinner each," Geoff explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">Just then, everyone shouted in unison: "I want that fish!" Heather threw herself at Bridgette and she threw it into the air and it landed in Tyler's hands. Gwen tried to pull it from him, but Noah pushed him out of the way. Suddenly, Bridgette grabbed the fish and held it over the fire.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Stop! We're all going crazy!" Bridgette shouted. "If you don't start acting sane, I'll throw the fish in the fire."

<p style="text-align: left;">"You wouldn't dare," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh yeah? Try me," Bridgette replied and she played with the fish, acting as if she dropped it in the fire. "Ow, blisters!" she yelled and she dropped it in the fire.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No!" the others yelled. They glared at Bridgette.

<p style="text-align: left;">She chuckled. "So... who wants a blueberry?" The scene flashed to the five awake members of the Screaming Leeches.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Does anyone have anything to eat?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut up Owen," Courtney said. "If you're tired go to sleep."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine," Owen moaned and he crawled into the tent.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, four left. We ain't even had food!" Duncan complained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Actually, three. I'm really tired," Katie yawned. She as well crawled into the tent and so did Harold.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, it's just us two," Duncan said, moving closer to Courtney.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No, just you," Courtney groaned. She was about to go into the tent, but Duncan grabbed her hand.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's up with you, princess?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I heard what you told DJ. Stuck up? I am not stuck up!" Courtney yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You heard that? I was just covering up something for DJ," Duncan told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What something?" she asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"How I felt about, uh, something," Duncan answered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh. Do you, like me?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What? Well, uh--" Duncan began, but he was cut off by Courtney kissing him. At fist he was shocked, but he then looked relaxed. "Wow, I didn't know you fell that way."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well you do now," Courtney smiled. The scene then flashed to the Killer Trout's camp. The sunrise had just began. Bridgette came out of the tent and yawned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh my gosh, the challenge!" she shouted. "Guys! Wake up!" Tyler, Geoff and Gwen came out and saw the sun. A few seconds later, the campers all ran out of the tent with a sleeping Noah being carried.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed again and the Killer Trout had arrived at the bonfire pit, only to discover that the Screaming Leeches had beaten them. "Damn! We lost!" Noah yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You're right you did," Duncan grinned.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey wait. Where's Harold?" Trent asked. The Screaming Leeches looked around and saw Harold crossing the finishing line.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's up with that? You left me when I was having a waz!" Harold shouted. "Gosh!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout win again!" Chris announced. "Screaming Leeches, it must burn, shouldn't it?"

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Wait!" Katie demanded. "I want to take the Dock of Shame!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"You what?" Chris asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why?" Harold asked. "Not that I have any problems, but why?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I miss Sadie so much and I feel like I'm distracting you all. I'm going to do the right thing and leave," Katie told everyone. She passed her marshmallow to Harold and skipped down to Dock of Shame and left on the Boat of Losers. "Bye guys!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed back to the girls side of the Killer Trout. "Well Bridgette? Are you joining?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes, I will," Bridgette replied.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: As much as Gwen and LeShawna are my friends, I need to be in an alliance. I'll be stronger with more votes!

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well that was a shock!" Chris announced. "Now that Katie's gone, the team's down to five. Will anyone else quit the game? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

Chapter X: No Talent Show <p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing on the dock. "Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers were camping in the middle of the forest. The Screaming Leeches went hungry as the Killer Trout went crazy! Duncan and Courtney shared their first kiss and Katie was the first to quit! Will anyone else quit? Will the Screaming Leeches continue to lose? Will Harold lift his secret curse? Possibly find out now on Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;">Theme Song

<p style="text-align: left;">Lindsay was frying something in a pan. "Finally something for breakfast that isn't plain old gruel. Eggs benedict," Lindsay beamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know, and I've got the perfect thing to add it with. Momma's spice," DJ said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's 'Momma's spice'?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's Momma's secret recipe. That's why all my food tastes so good," DJ told her. Suddenly, Chef barged into the room.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hello my workers. Have you finished yet?" Chef asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Almost," the two said in sync.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good. I managed to get an extra ten minutes in the shower this morning," Chef muttered. The scene flashed to the mess hall with Lindsay at the Killer Trout's table.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, Brianna, Hannah. How's it going?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's Bridgette and Heather," Heather corrected. "Me and Bridgette were just talking about adding Geoff to our alliance.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Geoff? He's good, but what about Tyler?" Lindsay asked. She was cut off by Chris walking into the room.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Morning campers. Meet me at the new theatre in five for today's challenge," Chris ordered. The camera flashed and it changed to the theatre. "Hey campers. Today's challenge is a talent show!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yay!" I love talent shows!" Lindsay squealed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sh!" Duncan shushed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You'll have one hour to pick three members of your team to perform a talent. Me and Chef will judge; ten points is the highest you can shake off of each of us. The higher team out of sixty will win!" Chris announced. The scene flashed to behind the stage with Courtney leading the Screaming Leeches.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay guys, I have a lovely violin act that I can perform. Anyone else have any talents?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I do have one. I'm great at ballet dancing," DJ said. Harold held down a chuckle and Duncan punched him in the stomach.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't laugh at him," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, we need one more. Anyone else?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I can burp the alphabet in five seconds flat," Owen said and he did exactly that.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ew, that's disgusting," Courtney said. The scene changed to the Killer Trout.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Does anyone have any talents they'd like to share?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I can do a tightrope act?" Geoff suggested. The scene flashed and Geoff showed the others his talent. He did a handstand and walked across the tightrope.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good luck Geoff!" Bridgette cheered. She blew him a kiss and back on the tight rope, Geoff lifted a hand to catch it, but he then fell. He screamed in fear and crashed into the hard wooden floor in the middle of Chris theatre, just next to Owen.

<p style="text-align: left;">The camera flashed and showed Geoff being carried away on a gurney. "Okay, so Geoff is gonna be out for the rest of the challenge. Lucky for us, he signed the part of the contract where he can't sue us for injuries. Well, all of you did or else you couldn't be on this show," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Owen: I'm kinda wondering why I signed up for the show.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, does anyone else have a talent?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm a brilliant jugger," Lindsay said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do you mean juggler?" Noah asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh, well, I can do it with one ball," Lindsay beamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That just means you're tossing a ball in your hands, that's not juggling," Trent told her. The scene flashed and showed Trent juggling. "This is how you juggle."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well done Trent," Gwen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks," Trent blushed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: Ah, Trent is so cute.

<p style="text-align: left;">Heather walked off of the stage followed by Lindsay and Bridgette. "Okay new girl, you've gotta prove yourself," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What do you mean?" Bridgette asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I have a task for you to do. Complete it and you'll be a full member of this team. I want you to go into our cabin and search for any evidence that Gwen likes Trent," Heather said. "So we can blackmail her."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Is blackmail letters that are printed on black paper?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: So what if Lindsay's not the sharpest tool in the shed? She's easy to overpower.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to the girls side of the Killer Trout's cabin. Bridgette opened the door and went over to Gwen's bed and looked under her pillow. "Hm, if I was Gwen, where would I hide stuff?" Bridgette asked herself. She looked at the furnace next to them. "The furnace." She walked over to the pillow and looked underneath and to the sides of it. There, she saw Gwen's diary with a skul and crossbones on. "Ugh, I hope this is worth it."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to the theatre with Courtney practising her violin act. DJ was also practising his ballet. Duncan, Owen and Harold were talking. "Okay, who's gonna help Courtney and DJ with their act?" Duncan asked. "It's not me, 'cause I have no talent."

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm still open with my burping act," Owen said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What about you nerdlinger?" Duncan asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I do have a talent, but as you 'jocks' say, it's nerdy," Harold told them.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, Owen, looks like your burping act is gonna join princess and Deej," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Great! I'll go practise," Owen said. The scene then changed to Bridgette coming back onto the stage with Heather and Lindsay waiting for her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well? Did you find some?" Heather asked. Bridgette nodded her head and passed her Gwen's diary. "Excellent. Gwen is mine."

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Bridgette: I'm kinda starting to regret being in an alliance with Heather. She's so... devious.

<p style="text-align: left;">Back on the Killer Trout's side, Trent practised his juggling act, whilst LeShawna was leading the others. "Okay guys, we're on a winning streak. If we give the better acts, we'll win," LeShawna said. "Does anyone have any more talents?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm a whizz on drums," Tyler said. The camera flashed with Tyler playing really badly on the drums. "Ya see, I'm great!" He hit one of the drums so hard he tore the top open. A cicada chirpped for five seconds before LeShawna shook her head back into reality.

<p style="text-align: left;">"No," LeShawna said, receiving a frown from Tyler. The scene flashed again with Noah break-dancing and the remaininggirls clapping. "Well done Noah. You will be our second performer, you white boy." Just then, Heather returned with her alliance members behind her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Did you lot act without my supervision?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Relax. I just put Noah on for his amazing break-dancing. If you three wanna perform, audition," LeShawna told her. The camera changed from the Killer Trout to the Screaming Leeches. Courtney was still performing and then stopped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm putting my violin on this stool. I'll be back in five minutes," Courtney said. The scene then changed to the boys side of the Screaming Leeches cabin. Harold was on his bed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I gotta change clothes," Harold said to himself. He took off his shirt and folded it, placing it on his bed. The camera then looked away as he threw his trousers onto his bed. He returned onscreen with a full set of clothes on. The camera then zoomed in at Harold's clothes with Chef's curse on.

<p style="text-align: left;">Harold then returned back to the theatre. "Hey guys," Harold said. He sat on a stool and *crunch*! "What was that?" he asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You idiot! That's Courtney's violin!" Duncan yelled. Harold stood up and saw the broken violin underneath him.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Harold: Does anyone know a violin repair guy?

<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney had returned back to the theatre. "Hey guys. Any more... Harold!" Courtney screamed. She saw her crushed violin on the stool and Harold standing next to it. "You! You destroyed my violin! That was a family heirloom!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well you shouldn't have put it on a stool Gosh!" Harold shouted. Courtney picked up a sharp end of her shattered violin.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Die!" she yelled and she ran at Harold with it, chasing him around the theatre.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: *crying* Harold crushed my violin. That was in my family from thirty six generations! And it took one 'four eyes' to destroy it.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris looked at his stopwatch. "And time! Both teams must stop performing and those who aren't performing must come out here!" The scene flashed and both teams with the members who weren't performing stood near the judging panel. "First up, DJ for the Screaming Leeches!"

<p style="text-align: left;">DJ came onto the stage and jumped up and down, twirling and spinning and did the splits on the stage. He finished his performance by doing a round-off, a cartwheel handstand. Unfortunately, he flipped to hard and crashed into the stage. "Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. I give DJ six points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I believe ballet dancing is only for girls. Three points!" Chef grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Next up for the Killer Trout, Trent and his amazing juggling act!" Chris announced. Trent came onto the stage and began to juggle with three juggling balls.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Come on LeShawna, we gotta assist Trent," Gwen said and the two ran offscreen. Back on the theatre, someone threw another juggling ball at Trent, then someone else threw another at him, making Trent juggle with five juggling balls. Two seconds later, the two hands threw another juggling ball at Trent so he was juggling with seven. LeShawna then threw another at Trent so he juggled with eight. Gwen threw another juggling ball, but instead of throwing it into Trent's hands, she accidently threw it into his face and he collapsed, taking the juggling balls with him.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ooh, that one's gotta hurt. Because Trent did impress me, seven points," Chris judged.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I happen to love juggling. Five points," Chef announced. "That means in 'Round One' the Screaming Leeches have got nine points and the Killer Trout have got twelve points."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Our next member of the Screaming Leeches is Owen!" Chris announced. Owen came onto the stage.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh brother," Courtney sighed.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Wow! I have never known anyone who can burp the alphabet in five seconds. You get eight points!" Chris announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good, but I can do better. Seven points," Chef said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Our next member of the Killer Trout is Noah!" Chris announced. Noah came onto the stage and did ten seconds of break-dancing before the music died. "Oh. Well, for a short performance, it definitely was a good one! Seven points!" Chris beamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Meh, five points," Chef said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That means the score is tied twenty four to twenty four! Time for the final Screaming Leeches member to perform... Harold!" Chris announced. Harold walked onto the stage with his keyboard. He played some notes on it before the music stopped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What the?" Harold asked. He looked at the battery compartment and saw the batteries had died. "Gosh! On the day of the talent show!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Um, okay. Them tunes weren't the worst. Seven points," Chris said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Meh, four points," Chef grunted.

<p style="text-align: left;">"That means the next act must get twelve points to win. That next act is... Lindsay's drawing act," Chris announced. Heather was crossing her fingers.

<p style="text-align: left;">"This better work," Heather said. Lindsay came onto the stage with a light projector she was dragging and a tray of sand in her hands. Lindsay then emptied the tray of sand onto the projector. She then shaped it into two people. The next one was a broken heart; followed by one person on a cliff, a large splash in the water, a graveyard with two people in and the last one was a teardrop.

<p style="text-align: left;">On the panel, Chris and Chef were tearing up as well as others from both of the teams. "That *sobs* was beautiful!" Chris sobbed. "Ten points!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"This is one of the few occasions where I cry. Ten points!" Chef announced.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout win again!" Chris announced. "Screaming Leeches, you will now go from five to four tonight. It's almost like you lot are... cursed."

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to the elimination ceremony. Chef was holding a plate of four marshmallows. "Hello there, Screaming Leeches. Chris is busy so I'm filling in for the elimination ceremony," Chef said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, why do we keep losing?" Courtney asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do you want to know why? When Harold dissed my tortillas, I cursed him!" Chef chuckled. The other four gasped.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's all your fault!" Duncan yelled, pointing at Harold.

<p style="text-align: left;">"It's good we haven't voted yet," Owen said.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Mm, marshmallow," Owen mumbled. He tossed the marshmallow into his mouth and farted, blushing.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What! Just because I cursed the team means I have to be eliminated? Gosh!" Harold yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, pretty much," Duncan said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You'll regret this!" Harold yelled as he walked down the Dock of Shame and left on the Boat of Losers.

<p style="text-align: left;">The remaining Screaming Leeches walked away leaving Chef all alone on the screen. "Who will win? Who will lose? Find one of those answers out next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The final scene was in the boys side of Screaming Leeches cabin. The camera zoomed in on Owen drooling in bed, Duncan kissing his pillow and DJ humming in bed. The final one was Harold's spare clothes on the bed with the curse dust still on.

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<p style="text-align: left;">The camera zoomed in on the Killer Trout's cabin. The scene flashed and showed Gwen and Bridgette sleeping in their bunk, LeShawna on her own and Lindsay muttering in her sleep. "Oh, Tyler you're so nice," she muttered in her sleep. The camera then showed Heather's bunk with a large bump under the covers and a light coming from it.

<p style="text-align: left;">Underneath the covers, Heather was using a torch to read Gwen's diary. She turned a page and gasped. "Ooh, I knew it. Gwen has a crush on Trent. Now, let's see what she thinks of all the others. Oh, Gwen is in some deep trouble," Heather whispered evily to herself.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed again to the boys side of the cabin with something rustling in the bushes. Geoff was snoring below Tyler and Trent slept underneath Noah. On Noah's bunk, he was under his covers reading a book with a torch. "That's the end of this book," Noah muttered. He placed his fifth book on a pile of books and grabbed his final one. He opened it up and a note fell out. "What the?" Noah asked. The note read:

Turns out someone who you think likes you doesn't.

I'll give you one hint:

They're on your team.

Signed: ???

<p style="text-align: left;">"Someone doesn't like me? Who?" Noah asked himself. The scene flashed to the kitchen. Chef was chopping up brown slices of mystery meat whilst DJ and Lindsay were both mixing paste in bowls.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey CJ, can I borrow your spice?" Lindsay asked, saying DJ's name wrong.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sure Lindsay, hey, what do you think would happen if Chef saw my spice?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"He would probably do this!" Chef grunted and he snatched the cannister off of DJ. "You can get this back when you're eliminated." DJ sighed sadly.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Are you okay?" Lindsay asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, I'm just sad that Chef took my 'Momma's Spice'," DJ moped. The scene flashed to the mess hall with Heather sitting down next to Gwen. Gwen stopped talking as soon as she saw Heather looking at Gwen with an evil glint in her eyes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What?" Gwen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know you're secret. Secrets actually," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What secret?" Gwen asked. Heather whispered something into Gwen's ear, receiving a shocking gasp back to her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Uh-huh. If you don't do what I say, I'm going to reveal your secrets and then I'm going to make sure you don't win the money," Heather threatened.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: How did Heather find out about my secrets? She didn't steal my diary, did she? I knew that my diary was near the furnace, but it wasn't their. Argh!

<p style="text-align: left;">Geoff sat down inbetween Heather and Bridgette. "Hey Bridge," Geoff said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Ooh Geoff, I've meant to talk to you. How would you like to be in my alliance with Bridgette and--," Heather began, but was cut off by Geoff.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Bridgette's in? Of course I'll be in the alliance!" Geoff exclaimed. <p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: This alliance might be my only chance of getting close to Bridge. Heather might be a little disappointing, but hey, she can't be that bad, right?

<p style="text-align: left;">Over on the Screaming Leeches table, DJ had just sat down with the others. "Hey guys, what's up?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Nothing. It kinda stings to have only four members in our team now," Owen sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, I'm sure we'll win this challenge. After all, we did send Harold packing," Courtney said, trying to cheer her team up.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: I can't believe Harold made us lose four times in a row. Stupid nerdlinger.

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris walked into the room and broke the chatter among the teams. "Wassup teams?" Chris asked. "Meet me at the theatre in five for today's challenge. I'm sure today's challenge will be pinned onto your mind," he chuckled and left the mess hall mysteriously.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene changed to the theatre with both teams standing in front of Chris who stood in front of a giant curtain. "Welcome campers. You may be wondering what's behind the curtain, but I'll get to that later. Anywhoo, I need each team to choose three members of the team to take part in the challenge and one to be in charge," Chris explained.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll be in charge," Courtney and DJ said in unison, stepping in front of Owen and Duncan. Courtney and DJ then glared at each other.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'll be the one in charge," Heather said and glared at Gwen. "Gwen, why don't you take part?" Gwen sighed and stepped forwards. Geoff ad Lindsay also stepped forwards.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene switched to Courtney and DJ arguing. "You're always the one in charge! Why can't I?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm a C.I.T! I'm a brilliant leader! I should be in charge!" Courtney exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"C.I.T? I don't care if you're a counsellor," DJ bickered.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Puh-lease. The day I let you in charge will be the day I date Duncan!" Courtney screamed. Everyone stared at her, including Duncan. A cicada chirruped for four seconds.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Owen: *laughs loudly and farts*

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: *laughs loudly*

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Tyler: *laughs loudly*

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Trent: *laughs loudly*

<p style="text-align: left;">"Fine, you know what? You can be in charge. I'm only doing it so Duncan doesn't have to go out with you," DJ said, pointing at her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Oh brother," Duncan sighed and smacked his forehead.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Okay, now that we've got that over with, let me show you what's behind the curtains. Reveal the curtain!" Chris announced. A cicada chirruped for four seconds. "Seriously? Stupid interns." Chris walked over to the rope and yanked it. The curtain fell off and revealed a giagantic pinball machine.

<p style="text-align: left;">Lindsay gasped. "Pinball?" she asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Lindsay: I may seem like that dumb pretty girl who gets everyone's names wrong, but when it comes to pinball, I dominate.

<p style="text-align: left;">There were six giant hollow balls next to the pinball machine. Three green, three red. "Okay. Each member will get inside one of these pinballs. Red for the Killer Trout and green for the Screaming Leeches," Chris instructed. "In the Screaming Leeches case, Courtney will have to instruct and direct as well as operating each of the flippers. That means the other five Killer Trout'll have to operate the flippers. You see, there are six means of receiving points. The two flippers at the bottom of the machine and the three bumpers spread out at the top. The flippers are both worth ten points. The yellow bumper is worth twenty, the blue one is twenty five, the black one will get you a big fifty points and the red pinball is a whopping hundred points! Also, there are traps in the machine such as secret holes and animals that will be shot out of cannons, blocking your view. The instructers will need these," Chris said, holding up headphones and remotes with dials. "These will help you communicate with those inside the pinballs."

<p style="text-align: left;">Duncan snickered. "It seems easy enough. I mean, there aren't any bombs or crazy animals. Just a few tumbles and turned," he said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You would think that wouldn't you," Chris said. "The three people that lose will have stinkbombs dropped into their pinballs and left there for one whole hour!"

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: It's times like this when you just wonder why sadistic people were born.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed to Heather leading the Killer Trout. "Okay, LeShawna and Bridgette, I want you to operate the left flipper. Noah, Tyler and Trent, you can do the right," Heather instructed. "I want to keep our winning streak."

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good, 'cause you know we'll be voting you out if you fail us, right?" LeShawna asked. Heather grumbled. The camera flashed to the six in their pinballs in the machine. Both Heather and Courtney were holding onto the pinball launcher.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Are you ready?" Chris asked. Courtney opened her mouth, but Chris cut her off with his airhorn. "Go!" Heather and Courtney began to pull their launchers. Heather had a further advantage by digging her wedges into the ground. She pulled more and released, slamming a pole that shot out the Killer Trout's pinballs. Courtney then pulled her's back and released, shooting out the Screaming Leeches' pinballs.

<p style="text-align: left;">Lindsay ran over to one of the bumpers and scored twenty five points for her team skidding downwards. Duncan ran towards the bumpers and bounced off the black and yellow ones before flying downwards, scoring seventy points for his team. DJ then bounced off the yellow one, scoring twenty more points for the Screaming Leeches.

<p style="text-align: left;">Gwen hit the blue bumper, bringing the Killer Trout up to fifty, but she rolled downwards towards the left flipper. LeShawna and Bridgette were ready.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Come on white girl, let's go!" LeShawna exclaimed. The two began to push the flipper and Gwen's pinball bounced upwards towards the red bumper, bring ther Killer Trout's total to one hundred and sixty.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks you two!" Gwen thanked in her pinball. Unfortunately, she rolled over a trap and a cannon shot out two cannonballs. One missed the pinball, but another bounced into her's and knocked her against Duncan's.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, watch it!" Duncan shouted. The two collided into a pipe that led them out of the machine.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Looks like both teams are now down to two!" Chris announced. Heather walked over to Gwen's pinball angrily.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Thanks a lot Gwen! Now we have to rely on Geoff and Lindsay," Heather growled. "Remember, I know you're secrets and I'm not afraid to tell everyone. Especially Trent and Noah." Gwen gulped.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Gwen: I have gotta keep my diary in a securer place.

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<p style="text-align: left;">"Ugh, fine," Courtney moaned and she pushed a button, flinging the flipper upwards, sending DJ upwards. Unfortunately, the flipper shot back immeadiantly and hit Tyler in the face.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Infirmary!" Chris announced. The scene flashed and Tyler was led out on a gurney by Chef who was wearing a doctor's outfit. Tyler was mumbling something as Chef took him offscreen. "Okay, so it looks like Tyler's gonna be out for the rest of the challenge. I guess it doesn't affect the game, so let's continue!"

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed showing the Killer Trout with three thousand, eight hundred and seventy five points and the Screaming Leeches with four thousand, five hundred and eighty points. Owen tumbled over in his ball. "Oh... god... this... hurts!" Owen yelled as he rolled over in the pinball. He bounced against the wall and over to the right flipper, being bounced off as soon as Courtney flung the flipper upwards. He hit the red bumper and brought the Screaming Leeches total to four thousand, six hundred and ninety. Unfortunately, Owen's pinball slammed into DJ's making the roll into a tube that led them outside of the machine and the score froze.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Looks like the Screaming Leeches final score is four thousand, six hundred and ninety!" Chris announced. "Geoff and Lindsay'll need more if they want to win." As if on cue, Geoff rolled out of the machine with the Killer Trout's score at four thousand and one hundred points.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What happened to you?" Heather asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I crashed out of the tube when I got dizzy on the bumpers," Geoff explained. "I think I'm still dizzy, 'cause I see three of you. Lindsay's still in there though." Heather smacked her forehead.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: I have no idea why I let Lindsay be in one of the pinballsLindsay's possibly one of the dumbest people in this game. I swear, if she beats me... *laughs* there's no way Lindsay will beat me.

<p style="text-align: left;">Heather twiddled with her headgear. "Lindsay! I need you to bounce off the flipper and you should hit the bumpers," Heather told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm sorry, I can't do that! If I hit the flipper, I'll go straight into the tube!" Lindsay told her.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Puh-lease. I think I know what I'm doing," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry Heather, I can't listen to you," Lindsay said and shnd she ran upwards toward the left side of the pinball machine. Back outside, Heather had thrown her microphone to the ground.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What's the point of this if she won't listen?" Heather asked frustratingly.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Don't stress," LeShawna said inside the machine.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Shut it big butt," Heather spat out. She went over to the pinballs. "Gwen! Geoff! How could you get out so early?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Hey, I was the fifth one out!" Geoff yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, but Gwen was first," Heather growled. She looked at the Goth girl. "You are this close to me revealing your secrets," she said, almost pressing her fingers together. Back in the machine, Lindsay ran up to the bumpers and hit the red one with perfect angle. After that, she bounced on the black, hitting the blue twice, bouncing back onto the black, over the red, slamming into yellow, bouncing twice on the red, back onto the yellow and once on the red, falling to the flippers.

<p style="text-align: left;">"If Lindsay gets hit by the flippers and onto the red, she'll win for the Killer Trout!" Chris announced. "Can she do it?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"She better," Heather whispered to herself. Inside the machine, Bridgette and LeShawna pushed their flipper upwards.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Push white girl, push!" LeShawna encouraged. Trent and Noah ran over to them and helped them to push the flipper. At the correct moment, the four pushed the flipper when Lindsay's pinball hit the flipper, rocketing her up to the red bumper, scoring four thousand and seven hundred points.

<p style="text-align: left;">"The Killer Trout win!" Chris announced. "That means for the Screaming Leeches, it's stinkbomb time!" Chef walked over to the pinballs and dropped three stinkbombs each in the pinball, each exploded on contact. The Killer Trout cheered just as Lindsay's pinball rolled out of the machine.

<p style="text-align: left;">All three boys screamed and yelled in the stench. "This smells worse than a thousand of my farts!" Owen yelled.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I beg to differ," Duncan said. Courtney chuckled outside of the machine.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Glad I don't have to get stinkbombed," Courtney chuckled in relief. Suddenly, Chef held up a spare pinball with three stinkbombs in his other hand. The scene flashed showing Courtney screaming away and through the giant forest.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene flashed again with Chef and Chris laughing loudly. The other Killer Trout members were outside of the pinball machine and Gwen, Lindsay and Geoff were out of their pinballs. Gwen and Trent hugged, quickly before realising what they were doing. The scene then zoomed in on Heather's smirking face.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Heather: Ever since episode three, I realised that Gwen and Trent liked each other. I just needed proof. *shows Gwen's diary* And now I have it.

<p style="text-align: left;">The scene showed the Owen walking out of the Screaming Leeches' cabin. DJ and Duncan were sitting down on a bunk. "This is crap!" Duncan yelled. "We've lost five times in a row. We got rid of Harold, but why do we keep losing?"

<p style="text-align: left;">"I don't know. We have great team members, well, except for Courtney," DJ sighed. He stood up, but banged his head on the bunk above. Something dropped out. "What's that?" The two looked below them and saw a set of Harold's clothes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Dweeb left his clothes here? They still must be cursing us!" Duncan exclaimed. "Rats!"

<p style="text-align: left;">"Well, we still have to decide who to vote. Since you are my best bud, I'll vote with whoever you vote," DJ said. Duncan looked uncomfortable.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: How do I chose between one of my best friends and my girlfriend? *cicada chirrups for four seconds* I didn't mean that!

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<p style="text-align: left;">... Courtney!" Chris beamed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yes!" Courtney exclaimed, pumping her fist into the air. Owen looked at Duncan and DJ.

<p style="text-align: left;">"You guys voted for me? Why?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Sorry dude, we just couldn't stand your farts," Duncan said. DJ handed him Harold's clothes.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What are these for?" Owen asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"This is the cause of your elimination. Sorry about that," DJ said. Owen frowned, but then hugged the two boys.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Yeah, yeah, it's a sad moment, can you leave now?" Courtney asked. Owen walked down the Dock of Shame, farting along the way. He boarded the Boat of Losers and sailed away. The three remaining members of the Screaming Leeches walked away with a glum look on their face. Chris was the only one left on the screen.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Owen has left and the Screaming Leeches are down to three. Will they lose any more members? Find out the answer next time on Total... Drama... Island!"

Chapter XII: Deep Sea Driving

<p style="text-align: left;">Chris was standing on the dock. "Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers played a giant game of pinball with human pinballs! Heather got Gwen into blackmail and Geoff into her alliance. Stinkbombs exploded and so did Duncan and DJ when they found out a pair of Harold's clothes, the reason Owen was eliminated. Will the Screaming Leeches continue to lose? Will the Killer Trout continue to win? Will I continue to tease and haunt the campers? Of course I will, but find out the other answers to the questions on today's episode of Total... Drama... Island!"

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<p style="text-align: left;">Courtney yawned. She looked at the empty bunks in her room and gulped. "Ugh, I forgot how lonely it gets on your own. I just wish they were better players," Courtney sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Courtney: It's been more than a week since Katie got eliminated. Ever since that, I've been kinda lonely. There's no one to talk to. I just hope I can move in with the other girls soon. Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually kinda scared.

<p style="text-align: left;">On the boys side, Duncan was getting changed and DJ was in his bunk in his clothes. Duncan threw clothes about the other side of the room. "So, what do we do now?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We wait till the merge. I've seen these shows before, there are always merges. They aren't gonna let a whole team be eliminated. It's all thanks to that stupid nerdlinger Harold," Duncan moaned offscreen.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Good. What about Courtney?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"What about her?" Duncan asked back.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Do we get rid of her or not?" DJ asked.

<p style="text-align: left;">"We do, wait, no we don't, ugh, I don't know man," Duncan sighed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know why you don't want to eliminate her. You two are in--" DJ began, but a fully dressed Duncan ran over to himn and grabbed the shirt around his neck.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I do not like her. We are not going out and I am not in love!" Duncan yelled. DJ gulped. "Ugh, sorry dude. Just stressed that Owen's gone."

<p style="text-align: left;">"I know. Why didn't we eliminate Courtney? It would be an all guy's team!" DJ exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">"I'm sorry, okay? Let's just go to breakfast--" Duncan began.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Breakfast! I forgot I have to make breakfast!" DJ exclaimed.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Duncan: That's the thing that makes DJ a great friend. He's self-conscious, but has a great personality, even if he does forget his kitchen duty.

<p style="text-align: left;">In the mess hall, Heather, Bridgette, Geoff and Lindsay were sitting together. "So, I was thinking we should eliminate the popular ones like Trent and LeShawna and Tyler," Heather said.

<p style="text-align: left;">"Why Tyler?" Lindsay moaned. "He's kinda cute."

<p style="text-align: left;">"This alliance has no time for relationships," Heather said. Geoff gulped.

<p style="text-align: left;">(Conf), Geoff: No relationships? Wow, how am I supposed to get with Bridgette if I can't be in a relationship. Heather sure is harsh.

Elimination Table
<p style="text-align: left;"> Girl: This camper is a girl.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Boy: This camper is a boy.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Trout: This camper is/was on the Killer Trout.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Leeches: This camper is/was on the Screaming Leeches.

<p style="text-align: left;"> In: This camper avoided elimination.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Win: This camper was on the winning team.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Win: The camper won for the team.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Win: This camper won immunity for themselves.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Low: This camper was in the bottom two, but avoided elimination.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Low: This camper was meant to be eliminated, but someone else took their place.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Out: This camper was eliminated.

<p style="text-align: left;"> Quit: This camper quit by their own free will.

Poll
<Poll> Who do you think will win? Bridgette Courtney DJ Duncan Geoff Gwen Heather LeShawna Lindsay Noah Trent Tyler Chris will burn the million in front of the winner </Poll>