User blog:JERealize/Progress Bar: Issue 056 (TDPI Episode 6 Review)

Sorry, guys. Had to go to a lab. As a volunteer for brain studies. Luckily, most of the spoilers regarding the series should be out of my head. It's time for Progress Bar.

2015 JER: (walks right in) With me, your favorite friend from the future!

What are you doing here?

2015 JER: Should be asking you the same. I thought you wanted to watch Back To the Future today. You never saw it before, remember?

Priorities first. College classes are due to begin.

2015 JER: And I thought you had things you needed to catch up on. Like Gravity Falls or Steven Universe. Or Homestuck, maybe?

I said shut it and leave.

2015 JER: (leans in on JER) Or you could consider one of those shows you always wanted to take a look at? Like Friendship Is Magic or Super Mega Force or SheZow?

STOP IT! Man, you're annoying.

2015 JER: Well, summer is due to end. You have to make the most of what's left. What, are you scared?

You didn't like me even doing this. Why the encouragement?

2015 JER: (thinks) You have a point.

Now get out of here. I have to finish my reviews.

2015 JER: Okay, fine. But remember the CD for Episode 10.

(shines it) It's here.

2015 JER: Good on you. See you. Wouldn't want to be you.

(2015 JER goes through time portal and disappears)

(pause) Alright, then, let's go this.

(August 24, 2014)

Power Rankings: TDPI, Version 5.0
Amy and Sammy are officially out of the rankings, and after the mess that was last episode, a lot of campers shifted up and down. Let's organize the Final 9, shall we?


 * 9: Ella (same position)
 * At this point, all the odds are against her. She can't sing without being eliminated, which means her main power is unusable, so... It's only a matter of time.
 * 8: Topher (up 2)
 * Everyone else on this list is somehow competent. Even though Topher gets on Chris' nerves, he is still an adept player.
 * 7: Shawn (down 6)
 * The biggest fall yet. He's clearly growing a heart, which will cost him greatly.
 * 6: Sky (down 2)
 * Whenever she shows a lick of feeling for Shawn, her character suffers in the game. If Sky is to survive, she is to distance herself from Dave.
 * 5: Max (up 1)
 * That's right, the duo is switching around this time. Max is becoming a bit of a leech lately. Not saying he isn't capable, but most of his success is mainly due to...
 * 4: Scarlett (up 3)
 * She definitely deserves a little light shone upon her. She's been the brains behind it all lately, so she deserves to rank higher than Max this time around.
 * 3:Dave (up 2)
 * He returns to the Top 3 over the others not primarily due to physical force, but for the sudden eagerness to engage in the challenges, the success he has brought to the table, and a lower level of distraction compared to a few others.
 * 2: Sugar (up 1)
 * Sugar is extremely focused and adept, unlike most of the other players here. But if Ella goes, who's going to be her new punching bag?
 * 1: Jasmine (up 1)
 * After being distracted by Shawn last episode, she has suddenly become armed and dangerous, especially since the fallout between her and Shawn. However, it's too soon to say if she will stay around here.

In fact, I should get to playing this clip from--

2015 JER: (from out of nowhere, snatching clip) Not yet.

What was that for?

2015 JER: I know what you plan to do, but there's a better time. Trust me.

Yeah, like I've heard that one before.

2015 JER: And it saved your life, remember? (stashes away clip) I'll hand it back when it's time, okay?

(sighs) Fine. Now leave.

(2015 JER returns to his time)

I hate myself.

Reviewing Episode 6: Mo' Monkey Mo' Problems
From what we can see, the devs don't care about making good episode titles anymore. What did 'a blast from the past' from last episode mean, anyway?

"Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island..."

Yeah, we know. We know. Also, like the original look. Please stay that way.

So, we begin our story in the Kinosewak cabin, and Max wants to focus on getting the proverbial worm. (Such is Gideon speak.)

"Fetch food for my face, then I'll teach you more in the ways of evil!"

By making Scarlett get it for him.

"Yeah. He's starting to annoy me."

Meanwhile, Dave has set up a picnic... for Sky?

"Didn't you say Sky was hesitant about getting into a relationship?"

"No. All she said was, 'I like you too, but--'. The but could be anything."

"Sky's competitive, amigo. She's not here for a relationship."

It's kind of hard to tell. And if you didn't notice, Dave's talking with Shawn about this. Also, I have no idea what to feel about the picnic just yet.

"I don't care about the money."

(shock) Hold on. (pulls out trash bin and pukes into it, repeatedly before stopping and putting it back) What?! So you're telling me that you didn't come all the way to the island to get loaded? (thinks) Then again, you could still have came for the fame.

"Wouldn't you pay a million dollars for the chance to be with your true love?"

No. Considerably less money, but you know, this is the reason why I seriously reconsidered placing you #1 at this review's power rankings. I thought, 'Wait, Dave is #1? I ought to rethink that.' And I did.

And yet, this statement pulls Shawn's heartstrings. But still, what a dumb thing to say. I mean, yeah it affected Shawn because of what happened last episode to him, but anyone else, and it wouldn't work out so well.

Dave: Wouldn't you pay a million dollars for the chance to be with your true love?

Heather: Screw you! (throws rock at camera)

Alejandro: I could bring Heather and me close together for considerably less.

Izzy: Eh. I'm keeping the million.

Geoff: Certainly!

Bridgette: (beside Geoff) Come here. (the two make out)

(pause) I can see where my logic falls flat.

"I can smell your brain working, Sky."

Uh. Creepy.

"Come on. Girl-o-a-girl-o. Tell big Sugar what the up is."

Don't say that. Ever.

"Do you think there's anything between Dave and Ella?"

"Don't be silly! Of course not."

You're just saying that because you hate Ella. But you know what? Why did Sugar look somehow... 'cute' in that scene with her face like that?

"Dave's flirting with eeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody."

Uh, what? You serious, Sugar? Okay, I've figured it out. Sugar wants Dave out to keep Sky competitive. I can see the reasoning, but seems rather edgy.

"He's running a game on you, Sky. Just saying, is all."

Should I tell Sky not to believe it? After all, Dave can be good. But then again, Sky needs to stay great. What do I do?

"Yeah. That was a can of lies. But the teams are gonna merge soon. It's time to mess with some minds."

Um. Don't try to pull off a Mal or a Scott. Because I like you. I don't want to hate you.

"Shawn? Have you seen Dave?"

"He's in the clearing, ready to bear his soul for... love."

(Ella gasps in eagerness)

This is going to end badly. And fortify what Sugar said. Also, how Shawn moved looked weird and out-of-context. Just saying.

''"I only hope he isn't planning a picnic."

(gulp) Oh dear.

"The birds who follow me will eat everything."

'Follow'. Nice word. Very... commanding.

Then Ella finds Dave.

"Ella?"

"Yes, Prince David?"

Again. This will end badly.

"'Dave' is fine. Um, I kinda set up this romantic picnic cuz, uh..."

"I'm listening..."

"It's for someone very special."

(chuckles) "Oh, David, I'm so--"

"And she's gonna be here any minute, so would you mind going away, like, before Sky shows up?"

Heartbreaker.

"This is for... Sky? Of course it is!"

(winces) Ooh. (pause) Do we have that clip where Peter Griffin scrapes his knee?

2015 JER: (from out of nowhere) We shouldn't do that. It would not end well.

For once, I agree.

"Sky! Clearing... so beautiful... can't give details, but you gotta--"

"Hey teams."

"Seriously?"

I guess there won't be a picnic this time around. Bummer. Also, Shawn, you definitely deserve #7.

We arrive at the meeting place where we find a... vending machine? You serious? You actually serious? Maybe it would be nice to have a challenge where you randomly select an item from the vending machine and hope you don't get a surprise inside.

"Hey, something's weird with this island. Those trees were closer yesterday, and that mountain wasn't there before."

Oh dear. Chinese mulberry trees? Disappearing waterfalls? And now this? She brings up a major point. So it was a good thing that my forces destroyed that island?

2015 JER: Thanks for the $100, by the way.

Since when did I give you $100?

2015 JER: Oh, you didn't notice I was the lieutenant?

The lieutenant was aged and sophisticated. Like MacArthur.

2015 JER: (pulls out costume) Or an imitation of MacArthur.

You little-- How did you even get that?

2015 JER: (thinks) Internet.

You disgust me.

2015 JER: Feeling's mutual.

Getting back to the topic. Something's clearly wrong with that island. And we even have that bush-laden creature thing to worry about. I'm guessing either Chris took the island by force or got the island free despite everyone warning him it's cursed. Either way is fine, but... wow.

"And I am a hundred-percent sure you are a few koalas short of a swarm."

Hey look it's a pic of those candy fish tails I was hearing about.

That Epic: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails. I only remember that because me and my sister used to laugh so hard at how Harold said it in Team Victory's commercial.

Okay, glad to meet you. Now stay back. This review is heavily volatile.

"Jasmine, I need to tell you how I feel."

"Me first. I want you to stay away from me. We clear?"

Harsh. With every good episode comes a repercussion.

"I'm done with Zombie Boy's mixed messages. First he's all sweet, then he hits me with a dueling stick, then he brings me flowers? If this is how Canadian boys flirt--"

If you make any qualms about American boys, I'll have to redirect you.

And while we wait for Dave and Ella, why not have Topher ask for a host-off?

"Hey, that's a... horrible idea."

I have to admit, that was one of Topher's better moments.

Then Ella comes in. Heartbroken.

"I'm fine. It's just that my heart is filled with sorrow."

(Sugar laughs)

You're a jerk.

"I thought Dave liked me, but it's you who captured his heart."

The truth seems rather awkward when it comes from a mangled mess.

"Sorry I'm late. I was, um..."

"It's okay."

Who wants to bet the picnic food will be all gone after this?

"Today's challenge is called Snack Attack. This vending machine only takes gold coins."

That's a weird choice for a vending machine.

"The first team to get their gold coin into the machine wins, and gets something to eat."

And where are these gold coins?

"I'm giving the coins to Alfonz and Betty here..."

So that's where the episode title comes from. At least it's better than the naming choice for 'A Blast From the Past'. Of which there was none.

"Kinosewak's monkey has a blue necklace. Maskwak's monkey is in the pink one. Sugar, please step away from the vending machine."

(laughs) My goodness. Wow. That was just... unexpected, to say the least. And spoiled. Most probably spoiled. I hate it when user avatars spoil the series.

2015 JER: And it's only going to get worse.

"What? You never licked the glass of a vending machine hoping for a taste of cheesy-flavored nacho-taco puffy-puffs?"

(smirks, then becomes serious) No.

"Live a little!"

2015 JER: (dumps a bucket of ice water on JER)

(reacts in shock) The huh did you do that for?!

2015 JER: You never did it.

Correction: You never did it.

2015 JER: Correction: I just did.

Because of you, I'll need to change into dry clothes.

2015 JER: Later. Review. Now.

(airhorn sounds)

The two teams go off in search for their monkeys. Will hilarity ensue? Find out--

2015 JER: Nice try. The commercials aren't due yet. Just a few more minutes.

But it's cold!

2015 JER: Live a little.

(JER picks up empty bucket and throws it at 2015 JER, 2015 JER dodges)

2015 JER: (confidently) Saw it coming.

(growls)

"Come on! That monkey could be halfway to Brisbane by now!"

[Location tracked.]

"I have a few errands to run, and then I'll come find you guys."

Oh, this should be interesting, to say the least.

''"I, for one, am done taking orders from you, Jasmine." (air chops)''

"Never mind. I'll do it myself."

And Max gets wedgied by Jasmine. Can't say it's that funny. At the most, it's amusing.

"Max, do you know why she doesn't fear you."

That's a legitimate question.

"It's because you are not embracing your true evil."

(pause) I'd like to point this message out as 'scandalous', but maybe Scarlett has a point.

"True evil does not discriminate. It is evil to all. If Jasmine and Topher won't show you the respect you deserve, teach them a lesson."

This may actually be a good idea to build for future episodes.

"I shall show them the meaning of respect!"

And down go his pants. This wouldn't be the first time this happened to someone. May I flash you back to Season 4?

Lightning: (lifts up confessional) SHA-BAAAAAM! (pants drop, Lightning covers himself, confessional drops on top of him)

As before, don't know whether this scene is funny or disturbing.

"Scarlett has had three good ideas as of late. It was brilliant of me to allow her to be my sidekick."

(as Max) And because of all the good things she has done for me, she rightfully deserves to see me humiliate myself.

And Team Maskwak found their monkey.

"Sugar, hand me the banana and I'll try to trade it for the coiiiin..."

(Sugar has eaten banana)

Someone's looking to be eliminated today.

"What? You never said the banana was part of the monkey-tricking plan."

He explicitly did. Allow me to flash you back again.

"I have a secret weapon. (flashes banana to all Maskwak members)"

''"Besides, you're better off using the element of SURPRISE!" (jumps for monkey and misses)''

Never start off with 'Elememt of..'. It gives it away.

And the monkey runs off and swallows the gold coin. I guess we have no choice but to shoot it down and dissect his innards. (Harsh, I know, but I'm not stuffing my hand into either end of a monkey.)

And Topher and Chris crash into each other. Luckily, they're not alternate temporal selves, or we'll really have a problem.

"Chris, dude, I am so sorry."

It's only just dawned on me that only 25% of Kinosewak is trying to find their gold coin, so their chances of finding it are basically lost.

"Note to self: Start hating Topher."

I thought you already were.

''"I got Chris' cell phone." (laughs) "So easy, it was like taking money from a monkey."''

Which you should be doing right now. Speaking of, in another part of the world, Kinosewak's monkey pulls off the slip on a following Jasmine by taking off his collar and blending in with the crowd. Might as well bomb the tree and find the coin from the wreckage. (Harsh, I know, but did you count how many monkeys there were in one single tree? 66! I counted 66 conspiring primates in that tree!) And if Maskwak's monkey did the same, we might have an even better twist. Also, I hate these kinds of stories saying humans are dumb and primitive. I hate them so much.

"The trap is set."

Max has a trap. But for whom? And will it backfire?

"Once the team--"

You mean Jasmine, procrastinators.

"--has the coin and comes back this way to the vending machine... 'Ooh, we're gonna win and Max is a loser haha...' Snap! They'll be hoisted up into the air."

Again, it has dawned on me that the monkeys aren't the main part of this episode.

'2015 JER: Oh, now you live up to your name.

Will you just--

2015 JER: Commercial break is almost here. Just calm down.

"Finally. You'll get the respect you deserve."

Or the elimination you deserve. Maybe Scarlett is conspiring against Max, maybe? After all, that sentence didn't sound so confident.

"'Of course we'll serve you, Max. You're amazing and smart and handsome.' Don't forget charismatic."

All evil leaders are charismatic. Or at the very least, all I can think of.

So Scarlett and Max find the other team members, while Maskwak finds their monkey.

"Hold her, Dave, while I get the coin."

That'll be the day.

And then the bear eats the monkey. (pause, loses temper) This has gone too far! Shoot the bear, skin it, mount its head on a wall, rescue the monkey, shoot it, dissect it, get the coin, win the challenge, and then laugh about the experience over some bear jerky, already!

'2015 JER: Okay, I think you need to change out of your wet clothes now.

(still angry) Thank you!! (departs from room)

2015 JER: (waits for JER to leave before speaking) Also, did you notice that familiar rock formation where the team was? Could have been the site of the former waterfall. Anyways, we're at break. (pulls out controller) Hold on while I make some house calls.

(coming out of bathroom in dry clothes and heading back to review, muttering) Can't stinking believe the nerve of him, prancing about and dodging my lashes and soaking me with ice water and ruining everything... (enters reviewing room and finds 2015 JER hanging around with 2016 JER, JER gets understandably upset) Who is he and what is he doing here?!

2016 JER: Hi.

2015 JER: This is my friend from one year beyond mine. He's surprisingly more tolerable than you are.

2016 JER: What, you don't have any shows you need to catch up on?

2015 JER: Or stories you need to write?

Will you just let me do my job?

2016 JER: If you had one. (2016 JER and 2015 JER laugh)

2015 JER: But seriously, look at all the stuff you still need to catch up on. (takes out a list) We have Bravest Warriors, Nostalgia Critic, Epic Rap Battles of History--

Actually, I've already caught up with Epic Rap Battles of History.

2015 JER: Oh. (checks list) There's also WordGirl, Cyberchase, Pokemon, Digimon--

I don't have time for arguing, okay?

2015 JER: Let me finish. Then there's Sword Art Online, that's a big one. Plus, reflections on old stuff you used to watch like Sailor Moon and Magic School Bus. Oh, and you also want to take a look at Attack on Titan and, what's this...?

(JER fires laser at list and turns it into cinders)

2015 JER: (gives up) Eh, I wasn't really interested if you destroyed the list or not, just so long as I've made a point.

I have a review to get to! I know you're here for self-deprecation, but come on!

2016 JER: (gets up) You know, I'm going to leave.

2015 JER: But you just got here.

2016 JER: No offense, but after seeing you two bicker among each other, I realize I hate both of you.

Feeling's mutual for both of you.

2015 JER: (to 2016 JER) You know what? (bleep) you too!

(JER is shocked by 2015 JER's statement as 2016 JER leaves via wormhole) You curse? How dare you? You're me!

2015 JER: No one in the world cares any other way. You have to understand.

(sighs) Let's get back to this review. And I'm not going to curse.

2015 JER: We'll see about that.

"Hello? Is this the executive producer of Total Drama?"

Who's the executive producer again?

2015 JER: I have no idea.

But you're supposed to know everything about this season. How come you don't know the execs?

2015 JER: You never bothered to look it up, so I couldn't.

Blame yourself for once.

"Question: How old is your host Chris McLean? Sixty or sixty-five?"

This sounds like it would not end well.

"Really? Guess those were hard years. Have you ever considered a younger host with amazing hair, a-- I'll call you back. I got to run."

2015 JER: How old do you think Chris is?

Around maybe thirties or forties?

"Hah. The seed of doubt is planted."

Wait, don't we have a bear to worry about?

"Come on, which one of you has it?"

And we see Jasmine when we should be worrying about the bear.

"Does this mean any one of these monkeys cold be our monkey?"

Scarlett and Max. You're here. Yes, any of the 66 aforementioned.

"Who does this belong to? Speak!"

And look what happens. (pause as 2015 JER glares at him) I won't say. It's disgusting.

2015 JER: Even more so than 100th anniversary fudge.

And there's the bear.

''"There's no way to solve this. It's a coin, wrapped in a monkey, trapped in a bear!"

Did you have to go there?

"We can get it back. All we need is a bran muffin and some bad cabbage."

"Ew, no. The coin's in there, so let's just bring Chris the bear."

Nostalgia Critic: (menacingly) The bear! (pic of aforementioned bear appears with lightning and ominous music)

This is going to be one of those episodes, is it?

2015 JER: Yep.

So Sky sends Dave to tame the bear, and look how it turns out. The bear is pleased. Maybe. But at Dave's expense.

"Our best chance to find which monkey has the coin is by conducting a neuroscientific experiment."

And what would that be?

"I mean, it's no secret that there's hyperactivity in the mirror neurons in primates, right?"

I think it would be better if you just conducted this experiment. Also, how did Topher get here?

"We play monkey-see, monkey-do."

2015 JER: What, you didn't know that?

You didn't know that either.

2015 JER: Actually, I can safely say I've learned it about one year ago.

I hate you.

2015 JER: Feeling's mutual.

"Use... little... words."

And now Maskwak has the added problem of rescuing Dave from the bear. What they gonna do?

"Oh dear. If only there was some way one of us could calm this bear down in some sort of... musical singy fashion, and save poor Dave."

(pause) So... you're telling me that it's either Ella or Dave getting kicked out.

"Ella, sing to the bear. Sing to it!"

2015 JER: The future is showing itself...

You're not helping!

"I... I can't. Chris said that if I sing again, he would send me home."

Just shoot the thing, already!

2015 JER: They don't have guns.

This is why Detroit, Chicago, and New Orleans have such high crime rates!

"Chris ain't here. And who would tell on a teammate?"

Sugar would. Besides, Chris can look back at the game footage and find Ella singing, so... yeah you're screwed.

"Whatever you do, can you hurry it up?"

Meanwhile...

"Come on, monkeys! Wave your hands in the air!"

Guaranteed results.

"Cool-guy double-point to the camera."

Again.

"Throw a coin in the air!"

There it is!

"Hah! Gotcha! Thanks, mate!"

Monkeypalm.

And everyone goes off. Except for slow ol' Max. Not an original solution, but agreeable nonetheless. Until we get to the trap.

"Please, you have to sing, Ella."

This is some really bad dingos we have on our hands.

"Alright! I'll do it!"

And just like that, Ella's doomed.

"Time for walkies, Mr. Bear."

Meanwhile, for Kinosewak...

"Max, what did you use to mark the trap?"

"No need to mark the location. I know precisely where it is."

Fail alert. Don't know what to say about this one.

"The plan was for Max to be the only one not in the trap, so that the team would know he built it and vote him off."

KNEW Scarlett would turn against him!

"I bet Sky made this trap!"

''"Haha! Wrong, fool! It was I! Me!" (laughs)'''

2015 JER: Backfire is ready, sir.

Don't do that. ever.

And Ella leads the bear toward... the meadow. If she keeps going, she's doomed.

"If we lose this challenge, guess who I'm voting for."

Scarlett, you have just regained your 'genius' credentials.

"How do we get down?"

"Escape is impossible. This trap was built by the world's most evil mind. There is no escape--"

Saved by the jinx.

"Was this bear in a trance? How did you manage that?"

"Jig's up. We gotta tell 'em."

Luckily, Sugar's stopped, but the problem is the coin's still in there, and the coin needs to be deposited into the vending machine. Sugar then has to Heimlich the monkey out, and... why is there a swallowed license plate always involved?! Followed by a wallet (free money!), then a shoe, then... the monkey! (pause) What's he reading?

"Alright, monkey, you're next."

And Sugar kind of terrifies us with her... search.

"Here comes the coin!"

Sugar finally hurries up (now I can say I have seen things, horrible things)...

2015 JER: Oh, it's going to get worse.

And now it's Jasmine vs Sugar. Jasmine is closer in physical distance, but Sugar shoots that coin out like a whiff of grapeshot. And just like that, Sugar wins it for her team.

2015 JER: Yeah, they're not out of the woods.

(derp) I was TRYING to ENJOY the MOMENT!

"Team Maskwak wins the challenge!"

And back in the bear the monkey goes. Anyone willing to rescue it? You know, in honor of Robin Williams?

2015 JER: That's a pretty long chain of association.

"Today's snack food is from our Japanese affiliate. It's Chef Hatchet's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails!"

Betcha that will get some looks of disgust from these campers. You know, if this episode was named 'A Blast From the Past' rather than last episode, it would at least make a lick of sense.

2015 JER: And looks like Chris called for everyone to be at the campfire ceremony. But still, could Max be going home? I highly doubt it.

I told you to shut it!

"Team Kinosewak has voted."

Yeah, Max is going home.

"What?"

Yay. Incredible target on your back, Max. Tell me, where can I buy one?

"But..."

'2015 JER" There's always a but.

"...Max is not going home tonight."

(JER grabs pencil and snaps it in half)

"It has come to my attention that a certain singer has sung her swan song."

2015 JER: And yet, they didn't have enough cameras on the blimp.

"You're going home."

Okay, Sugar... Sugar. I know you hate Ella, but isn't it better that you let the other team suffer over your team? This is a rather dumb move. Not as infuriating as what Scott did, but it's still dumb. You could have had a 2-person lead over the other team, at least until Chris looks over the video footage.

"Don't be sad, Sugar. Be happy."

"Okay! I'll try!"

If only Ella knew.

2015 JER: But she does get to sing.

We're not writing that in.

But she gets fired all the same. A liberated spirit, which is enlightening, to say the least.

2015 JER: So how would you rate it?

Okay, let's see... It most likely wasn't the best so far, but I don't think it was the worst. Some of the episode seemed off, but at the end of the day, this is an episode where you nod your head. The monkeys were clever, but nothing we hadn't seen before. Max's downfall could be well-orchestrated here, but they've decided not to let it happen today. And Topher has a plan, yet to be determined. And Shawn+Jasmine was kinda tabled, while Sky+Dave was a footnote, but it's because we were supposed to concentrate on Ella and Sugar. And it somewhat worked. A somewhat forgettable challenge, but with some good moments. A Good 42 (71/100), to say the least.

2015 JER: Oh, I almost forgot. (slaps JER)

(shocked) The huh did you do that for?!

2015 JER: That was for taking the Ice Bucket Challenge during a water crisis!

No, you dumped the bucket over my head!

2015 JER: (slaps JER) I did it, so I'm holding you responsible!

(JER attempts to slap 2015 JER, but 2015 JER grabs JER's incoming hand)

2015 JER: Saw it coming. (slaps JER with own hand)

I'll have your head! (JER charges toward 2015 JER, but 2015 JER dodges and JER flies into 2015)

2015 JER: (closes portal) Sorry about that. My past self needs to calm down. But still, ALS is an important neuromuscular disease that must be addressed. However, if you live in an area without a reliable water supply, like the South San Joaquin Valley, I strongly recommend against doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. My past self did it, and trust me, he'll regret it. Just donate some money to and leave it at that. We don't want to make current issues any worse. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just let past JER back in.

(2015 JER opens time portal, JER slips in and calls on his face)

2015 JER: Did you have a fun time?

(2015 JER doesn't respond)

2015 JER: Good. (faces camera) Now let's see about continuing... (pulls out another copy of the list, while JER gets up behind him) ...the list. (JER pulls out shovel while 2015 JER doesn't notice, 2015 JER begins reading) Uh... What's Kill La kill? (JER knocks 2015 JER out)

Well, that's enough of that. I'm sorry if he was a nuisance to you, but I'll make sure it'll be just me next time. See you then.

[www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqQsZ8g8KHQ (end credits)]

This is probably one of the most questionable things I had ever done before. (Talk | Blogs | Contributions) 05:12, August 25, 2014 (UTC)

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