Total Drama Island (Webkinz Mania Style)

Total Drama Island is the hottest show on television. Twenty-two campers compete for one hundred thousand dollars and will take down tons of challenges week after week until there is one winner, who will get the promised cash.

Cast

 * Chris McLean is the host.
 * Chef Hatchet is the chef.
 * Beth, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Heather, Geoff, Gwen, Izzy, Justin, Katie, LeShawna, Lindsay, Owen, Sadie, Trent, Tyler and Webby are the contestants.

Chapter 1: Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
"Hello everyone. My name is Chris McLean, if you didn't know. But you should have known. Last time on Total Dr-" said Chris, starting the new show. An intern comes over to Chris and whispers something to him.

"My bad... there was no last time! Anyways, we picked twenty-two teens to compete in this new show, Total Drama Island! Each week, they will face off in challenges and the losing team will pick someone to enjoy their ticket home or... somewhere else... Why don't we meet them now?" Chris says. The intern shook his head, no. Chris remembers, "Oh yeah, the theme song."

(theme song plays)

"We are back!" Chris announces. "Now, let's meet the contestants. Contestant number one, Ezekiel." Ezekiel picks his nose and walks off the boat, saying, "Hey Chris". Chris tells Ezekiel "Dude, don't try to get out too early... I understand that you are homeschool and you have no clue what you are doing, but at least do something." Ezekiel replies "Okay" and walks to the other side of the dock.

"Number two, LeShawna" Chris says. The large girl stares at Ezekiel, who is picking his nose. "What's his problem?" she asks Chris. "This is LeShanwa" Chris announces. Ezekiel looks up at LeShawna. "You look like my bull". "Excuse me?" "My bull is big and has a large butt like your's". "Don't insult my butt" LeShawna says angrily.

"Moving on" Chris says. A nut jumps off a boat into the water. "That must be Izzy." Izzy jumps out of the water right on the dock. "That was fun" she says and laughs for a while. "Weirdo" Chris says to himself, after Izzy passes by.

"Next up is Trent". The dude plays his guitar on the boat and walks out. Izzy runs up to him and begins to speed-talk. "Hi Trent. My name is Izzy. Nice guitar. Can I play it? Okay. Thanks." Izzy plays the guitar and all the strings get wrecked. "Hey" Trent says upset.

Two girls walk together off the boat squealing. "Hi, I am Sadie" says the bigger one. "And I am Katie" says the other one. "We are BFFFLs!" they both say at the same time. "Best Freak Friends For Lamb" Ezekiel asks. "No silly", says Katie. "Best Female Friends For Life" says Sadie. "Okay, eh" says Ezekiel. LeShawna rolls her eyes.

Ezekiel eats a worm found on the dock. "Ewwww" says Katie. Sadie says "is this kid mental or something?" Ezekiel spits the worm out. "I get Fs in homeschool. I am in first grade right now." DJ is up and sees a worm. DJ screams and hides behind Chris. "This is our chicken for life, DJ!" announces Chris. "I am freaked out when I see a worm" DJ says.

Next came Gwen. "I did not sign up for this". "Yes, you did" says Chris. "My brother dared me to" said Gwen. "Tough luck" says Chris. "I hate you so much" says Gwen. "I like you too Gwen". Gwen shrugs and walks away near Trent. They stare at each other and blush.

Lindsay followed. "Hi Paula, I am back home. Wait a second, where's the paparazzi?" Lindsay asks. "You signed up for this show" says Chris. "Are you the paparazzi" asks Lindsay. "I am the star of the show" Chris says. "You are? You don't glow or anything". Lindsay walks away. "Nice butt" says Lindsay to LeShawna. "Thanks" said LeShawna.

A tough boy gets off the boat. "This is Duncan everyone" Chris says. Duncan rolls his eyes. Tyler comes next and LeShawna was shaking her booty as Tyler passed her. Tyler falls off the dock into the water. Tyler gets out and LeShawna says "Sorry string bean". LeShawna says to herself "bad booty" getting annoyed.

A tough girl gets off the boat and drops her dumbbells on Ezekiel who is in pain staring at Eva. "What" she asks annoyed. Ezekiel looks away. "Have a problem kid?" asks Eva getting annoyed. Ezekiel says "Yes, eh". "What is it?" asks Eva. "Move those things away from my feet, eh". "Oh, these? What are they called?" "I dunno". "Idiot" screams the angry Eva.

"Don't go Hulk on us sister" says LeShawna. Eva rolls her eyes. "Next up is Courtney" says Chris. The polite girl walks off the boat passing Chris. "Thanks for the chance Chris". "You're welcome". Next came Bridgette who passed Chris. She stretches with her surfboard, hitting Ezekiel in the face. "Sorry" says Bridgette, swinging the surfboard by Eva. Eva breaks it in half. "Now, there is a lesson YOU WON'T FORGET!" she yells, silencing everyone.

"And a happily ever after? The end" says DJ. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" says Chris. "We continue and meet everyone". A scared DJ sighs. "Next is Geoff" says Chris. "'sup?" says Geoff, drinking some coke. "The red sky" says Ezekiel. "Skies aren't red right now, dude. But imagine if they were. That would be awesome!" says Geoff.

"Go there man" says Chris to Geoff. Geoff takes off his hat while passing Bridgette. Bridgette blushes once Geoff parks himself. "Eh, what's that you drinking" asks Ezekiel. "Is it honey? I drink honey. Hey honey, I'm home". "What the heck?" says Geoff.

Next comes Webby. "This is some person Webby" says Chris. "Who names a kid Webby" asks LeShawna. "Eh, who names a butt Shawndra?" asks Ezekiel. "Darn rumors spreading about my booty" says LeShawna.

Once Webby gets settled, a loud Owen comes screaming "AWESOME" making Webby fall in the water. Owen helps Webby out and says "sorry". "Win first introduction" says Chris."Where's the bathroom?" asks Owen. "The water" says Izzy. "I went in there earlier". Owen walks in the water and uses the bathroom. "Wait a second" says Webby. "I went in water USED by Izzy?" "Yes" says Izzy. Webby makes a sharp look.

"Got to go now" Izzy says running off on the island. Beth comes next and Eva says "The ugly duckling, much?", making Beth a bit upset. Beth walks next to Lindsay. Justin comes next trying to look as hot as he can for the meet and greet. "This is Justin" says Chris.

"Hi" says Justin. Ezekiel walks over to him about to touch him. "Don't touch me" says Justin. A Can't Touch Me Song begins to play as Justin tries to get away from Ezekiel. The song stops and everyone goes back to normal, except the girls and Owen, admiring Justin.

Heather follows with her sunglasses on, looking angry. She kicks Chris, walks to Webby and smacks him in the face. "Hey! What the heck was that for?" asks Webby. "Don't look at me" says Heather. Ezekiel stares at Heather. Heather walks over to him and stares at him. "A dumb one, easy for an alliance" says Heather to herself, taking off her sunglasses.

Cody came next walking past LeShawna, Lindsay and Bridgette saying "ladies". When Cody past LeShawna, he returned and said "You using your bu-". LeShawna stopped him. "Why does everyone comment on this butt?"

Last but not least came a dork with some glasses and the red hair. "Here is the dork, Harold" says Chris. "Hey!" says an upset Harold. "There was a camp called Dorky Steve's Dork Dorking Camp and I didn't go". "Dorky Steve say what?" says LeShawna. "Dorky Steve's Dork Dorking Camp" replies Harold. "The Dumb Stephen Dorkbells Darn Damp" asks Ezekiel. "Gosh! I am not repeating it."

"And with Harold, we have twenty-two contestants" says Chris. Follow me. Chris takes the campers to the bathrooms. "This is the outhouse or the confessional where you dish your secrets". Before Chris finished talking, Owen runs in.

In the confessional, Owen farts. "That couldn't wait" says Owen, running back out. "Can we talk about crushes, food, farting, food, Izzy, food. Did I mention food?" asks Owen. "You did mention food and never run in there again. I won't answer that question." Justin tells Owen what they can do in there and Owen laughs.

In the confessional, Owen draws a picture of Chris and draws a mustache. Chris comes in next and erases it. "So far, this camp has been boring. It's been stupid. What fun is this place anyways? How can the interns work here?" says Gwen, beginning to rant. The cameraman puts the rant in fast forward to ignore Gwen's criticism. "But, Trent is kinda cute..." says Gwen finishing her confessional message.

"I will pick these idiots off one by one, starting with hmmm... Trent. I can tell weird goth girl likes him. Not for long at least" says Heather in the confessional. "Woot! Can't wait to Party in Canada!" says Webby. "Did I hear music" asks Geoff following Webby in the confessional.

"I think we had enough time in there". The contestants who didn't go in the confessional complain, especially LeShawna. "A few more things before we wrap this up. Teams. If I call your name, you are on the Screaming Gophers. Webby, Owen, Justin, Lindsay, Heather, DJ, Eva, Harold, Trent, Gwen and LeShawna" says Chris. LeShawna stares at Heather who stares at Trent who stares at Gwen.

"Now, everyone else. You are a Killer Bass. I am talking to Geoff, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Duncan, Beth, Ezekiel, Courtney, Cody, Bridgette and Tyler". "Let's do one more thing before the episode ends, shall we?" The intern says "We are running out of time." Chris takes everyone to the Mess Hall to meet the chef.

Chef says "Hi everyone. MY NAME IS CHEF! I will give you the food AND YOU WILL EAT IT! No pizza, no farting" Chef said. He then stared at Owen. "And NO KISSING!" continued Chef. "And that's Chef, my best friend!" Chris hugs Chef, who knocks him out. "So, are you the one owning the game?" asks Ezekiel.

Ending the episode, Chef says "I. Own. You." to Ezekiel.

"Not the dramaticest episode, but this next week is worth watching in Total Drama Island" Chris says.

Chapter 2: Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
"Last time on Total Drama Island, we introduced all of the contestants, Owen, Beth, Webby, Heather, Lindsay, Gwen, Trent, Tyler, Izzy, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, the butt-shaker..." Chris says, before a slight pause. "Harold and the others we don't care about.... They are going to do their first challenge today, which is..." Chris begins to sing. "Jump off a cliff, jump off a cliff!"

(theme song plays)

Webby wakes up and goes to the bathroom. Heather is already in the shower. "Hello? Heather..." says Webby. "Ewwwwwwww.... go get my cream. NOW!" says Heather. Webby finds Heather's cream and gives it to her under the door.

Minutes past and Heather still didn't get out. The line for the shower grew. "Heather! HURRY IT UP!" screamed LeShawna. "My butt can't take it much longer". Owen begun to fart. "Heather has got to go" says Beth in the confessional. Chris announces the challenge:

"Today's challenge is to jump off a one thousand foot cliff. Go up to the huge cliff. I am waiting for you." says Chris, waving. The cast went up the cliff and Chris announced that the Bass will go first. Before they jumped, Chris said "whoever made it into the non-safe zone wouldn't get a point. Same if they were chicken. If they jumped on something and landed in safe, they'll technically be safe".

Geoff went first and jumped off the cliff, toward out of the safe zone. "Oh crap! I forgot. There are sharks in the non-safe zone. We don't think there are sharks in the safe zone, but there may be..." Bridgette jumped off to try to save Geoff, who just made it in the safe zone. "Woot!" screamed Geoff. In the confessional, Geoff was yelling "Sick awesome jumping." Bridgette landed safe herself. Next went Duncan, who didn't complain or scream.

Duncan landed safe himself. Izzy was up and jumped way out of the safe zone, right toward the shark zone, laughing. Her team was scared and begun to scream move right or move left. The sharks came out and Izzy was about a foot close to them when she jumped on them into the safe zone. "That's 3 for the Bass". Tyler was up and jumped. He crashed into the pole and into the unsafe zone, resulting in no points.

A shark came out and tried to bite him, but Izzy was still in the safe zone. Izzy jumped out again onto the shark. "No points for Tyler, but it's still three!" The Bass cheered. Cody went up and jumped, but was way out of the safe zone and went into the sand. Duncan laughed. Chris begun to also. "Get an intern for this." Cody was taken to the infirmary. "And he thinks he's good for the ladies" said the snotty Heather.

"Still three points" said Chris. "I can't do it. I am scared" said Beth. "That is just sad" said Heather. "I am not crying" said Lindsay. "Argh, I hate dimwits". "That's too bad Beth, three jumpers and three chickens" said Chris.

"Am I up?" said Katie. "No Sadie" said Sadie. "No, you are Sadie" said Katie. "I am?" said Sadie. "Yes" said Katie. "So who's Katie?" said Sadie. "You?" asked Katie. "No, I think it's you." "Stop confusing me" said Chris. Just jump together. "One, two, three". They jumped together. "Wait" said Chris. "Pause, rewind, continue, rewind, continue" he said. "It's good to see them dancing off a cliff". "Continue".

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" they screamed. "Can't they shut up?" said Heather. "You should shut up if you want others to" said Trent. "Nobody asked you" said Heather. "You shouldn't be talking skinny" said LeShawna. "Hey" said Heather. "I wish I could fire my butt's lazer. Too bad it's only used in 2011" said LeShawna.

"We don't always get what we always want, do we?" said Heather. "Whatever" said LeShawna. "Can we continue?" "Darn! I like catfights. Especially Speckles." said Harold. Everyone looks at him. "The cat with speckles". "Whatever" said Heather. "At least I'm popular".

"Courtney, you're up!" said Chris. "I have a slight problem." "Yes?" "This cliff is too high." "What do you want me to do about it?" "Make it smaller." "Can't do it." "Do it please." "Can't." "Please". "Can Not." "What about money?" "Hey!" said the Gophers. "Ooooooh, I am in. Make a one foot cliff for Courtney". As the interns begun to work, there was some screaming.

"I have seen this somewhere before" Webby said. Chris got his money, but pushed Courtney off the cliff. "That's MY bribe" he said. Courtney landed in the safe zone. "That is seven jumpers and three chickens or fail jumps. We have one more."

"I think I'm up, eh" said Ezekiel. "Hey Ezekiel" said Heather. "Make a small jump". "Alright, snot". "SNOT?!" "Woah, Homeschool owned Heather" said a shocking LeShawna. Ezekiel jumped into the safe zone. "Argh" said the worked up Heather.

"Gophers, you're up. You need more than seven jumpers for the win" Chris said. "I can't do it" said Webby. In the confessional, Webby said "I hate heights, but then again, Heather will spice up the drama to make LeShawna, Lindsay and Gwen jump. Maybe even herself". "I can't do it either" said DJ.

"You two are pathetic" said Heather. "I am not doing this either though, but I am ''not pathetic. If you need me, I'll be in the shower ripping up Gwen's diary." "Hey" said Gwen. "Woah, woah, woah" said LeShawna. "You did NOT just say that. You are jumping this cliff". "Make me. You rather shouldn't if you want your priceless butt to stay alive" said Heather. ''

"At least I won't be your so called pathetic like you". "I am not pathetic". "Oh, yes you are". "How?" "Jump off this cliff". "Make me". "Fine". LeShawna grabbed Heather and with her foot, kicked her, making her fall all the way down.

"If we lose, you are so dead" said Heather. "I won't die in years hun." said LeShawna. "Geoff, have more honey?" asked Ezekiel. "You don't get it, do you" said Geoff. LeShawna jumped off into the safe zone, right next to Heather.

LeShawna then farted. "ARGH! LESHAWNA! I hate you SO much!" said Heather. "That wasn't me. That was my butt. Don't blame it. It didn't mean it." "As if you pig." "Either way, that's two for the Gophers" said Chris. "Two chickens and two jumpers. Who's next?"

"I went to Jumping Steve's Off the Cliff Jumping Camp, so I should go" said Harold. Harold jumped in. "Three jumpers and two chickens". Justin jumped out but a shark got him. The shark didn't eat him. The shark ratherly hugged him and put him into the safe zone, resulting getting a point. "Awwwwww" Lindsay said.

"Where's Hannah though?" she asked. "Pay attention" said Heather down. "How did you get down there?" asked Lindsay. "I jumped." "Jumped off what?" "The cliff". "What cliff?" In the confessional, Heather said "It's like I'm the mime and she has no idea what I am saying". "The stupid cliff you are on" Heather said. "The cliff isn't stupid" said Lindsay.

"I won't jump" said Lindsay. "Good luck with that Lindsay" said Heather. "I have my good l-" At that moment, Lindsay slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff into the safe zone. "Heather, what just... happened?" said Lindsay. "We are going to need a talk" said Heather. "A long talk".

"Five jumpers and two chickens" said Chris. Gwen and Trent jumped and made it said, meaning "seven jumpers and two chickens". "Two more jumpers and you'll win!" Eva jumped in and made it in the safe zone.

"Owen, you need this jump for the win" said Chris. In the confessional, Owen said "I was pretty scared, but I cannot lose this challenge for my team". In the confessional LeShawna said, "I thought me and my butt was having a troubled time, but this will be harder for the big guy".

In the confessional, Gwen said "If he missed this, he was going to die". Owen closed his eyes and jumped all the way down screaming, into the safe zone, causing the win for the Gophers! "The first win of the season goes to the SCREAMING GOPHERS!"

The Gophers begun to scream. "Along with immunity, you guys get your very own hot tub, to share of course for the rest of the season." The Gophers stared at him. "Hey! We didn't have enough money to afford hot tubs for each eleven of you." In the confessional, Chris said, "I needed the money to pay for a yacht, a mansion and five hot tubs JUST right for me. They can do whatever they want with their money, but not hottubo for themselves".

"Killer Bass, what can I say? You guys did bad. Vote someone off". In the Mess Hall, the Bass decided who to vote off. Courtney said "I think it should be Ezekiel". "Why?" asked Ezekiel. "First off, you picked your nose". "What? There is big deeds in there." "You are gross." "That's good, eh."

"We shouldn't vote Ezekiel off. He did stick up to Heather, who wanted to trick him into jumping into the out zone" said Geoff. "True" said Courtney. "I was? I thought I was supposed to be in the out zone, eh. She's still a big snot, eh". "Classic Ezekiel" said Geoff.

"When will Cody be back?" asked Katie. "That's it!" said Courtney. "Cody". "What about him?" asked Sadie. "We can vote him off, because he screwed up. "But Beth did too". Beth stared at Geoff. "Just saying". "Who cares about him?" said Courtney. "Hey!" said Beth. "It's true. You are growing hair on your armpit". "Eva does also".

"My bull has lots of hair also. Almost like how LeShawna has hairy feet. She's like a troll except with her big butt". LeShawna, in the other table said "Excuse me? Why do I always catch you talking about my butt?" In the confessional, Heather said "Ezekiel must like LeShawna. Maybe I can use him and get him or her eliminated by one small smack in the behind".

A few hours passed and the votes were cast. "These are the marshmallows I talked about last week. If you get one, you are safe for now. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again. Got it?" Ezekiel nodded his head.

In the confessional, LeShawna said "I hope I did what was right. I told the Bass to eliminate Ezekiel for constantly talking about my butt. And picking his nose. I think I got majority of them there. Poor Shawndra."

"The first marshmallow goes to Beth. The second marshmallow goes to Bridgette" said Chris. Bridgette winked at Geoff. "The third marshmallow will go to Geoff. The fourth marshmallow goes to Izzy" Chris said. "We have Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Duncan, Ezekiel, Cody and Tyler left. Once again, the camper who doesn't receive any of these remaining six marshmallows will go home on the Dock of Shame on the Boat of Losers."

"The quiet Duncan is safe" said Chris. In the confessional, Cody said: "And here I am in the final six now. I hope I get a marshmallow. I feel a lot better. Except for my arm, and my chin, and my neck, and my hand, and my foot, and my--- OW! My mouth."

In the confessional, Tyler said: "What did I do wrong? I just made it out somehow. I wished I didn't go on the other side. Then, I wouldn't have been out and we could've tied it and possibly won". "Katie and Sadie are safe". Katie and Sadie squealed. In her bed, Heather yelled "SHUT UP!" LeShawna loudly said "Do not start string beam".

"We have a few marshmallows left. Tyler, Courtney, Ezekiel or Cody. One of you will take a ticket to the Boat of Losers" Chris said. "Tyler, you're safe". In the confessional, Tyler said: "Yes" and begun to sing We are the World. The cameraman said: "Learn how to sing. This is how you sing it", before getting cut off.

"Two marshmallows left. Courtney, you are safe." In the confessional, Courtney said: "I knew it all along". In the confessional, Duncan said: "She was scared. I could make a book about it. Then, she says that she wasn't scared of losing. What a liar. But Princess is kinda cute...." In the confessional, Courtney said: "Duncan is so not my type. Even if he was, why would I like him?"

"Surprised?" "Yeah" said Ezekiel. "Please don't lose" said Cody in his wheelchair. "The final marshmallow goes to..."

"Er... let's wait a bit" said Chris. "It goes to":

"EZEKIEL! Time to go Cody!" "Bye, eh" said Ezekiel. "But why?" said Cody. "You are useless. Nothing much else to say" said Courtney. "And there ends yet another thrilling episode of Total Drama Island. Join us next week to see who will stay up the longest and will Duncan and Courtney get married. Just kidding for all of you Duncan and Courtney fans. This is Chris McLean signing off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Chapter 3: The Big Sleep
"Last time on Total Drama Island. Everyone had to jump off a cliff. There were some chickens and fails, including Cody's, which caused his elimination. But LeShawna and Heather were on hot water while the challenge. Before the theme plays--" said Chris.

(theme song plays)

"Argh. Okay. Now that the theme is played, here's what Ezekiel said about LeShawna" said Chris. In the confessional, Ezekiel says: "Lindsay said that LeShawna had a cute butt. I agree, eh. There was some cool rumor about it. I am on the hot girl's side for saying LeShawna's booty is big. It's true, eh. The ugly girl said that LeShawna's butt was no prettier than their face. I disagree, eh. She looked like a camel or something eh."

Owen woke up and went into the kitchen, craving some chocolate bars. "Hungry". In the confessional later that day, he said: "I got to stop sleepeating.... sleepeating...."

Everyone else woke up, but a fight begun in the girls cabin. "Who ate my cheetos?!" said the angry LeShawna. "I did" said Heather. "You did?" asked Lindsay. "Yes". "Heather, you owe me cheetos" said LeShawna. "You can't make me" said Heather. In the confessional, LeShawna said "Heather has been bugging me. At least I can eliminate her 23/6. The other part of the time, she has immunity or Shawndra is sleeping".

"Good morning campers" said Chris. "Guess what's today? The AWAKE ATHON!" "Wake a say what?" asked LeShawna. "Don't worry. It's an easy challenge. Last person up for their team wins! This is why we made Owen sleepwalk and carve food. He also woke a few of you up. Good luck with that" said Chris.

In the confessional, Webby said: "I was up for more than fifteen hours before. They can just kick in". In the confessional, Geoff said: "I am winning this for Bridgette". In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I wonder what will happen when LeShawna's sleeping".

"You will begin now!" Nobody fell asleep for twelve hours. "Easy win guys, easy win" said Courtney. In the confessional, Heather said: "We need Trent to fall apart. Everyone is too easy to vote off. I want him gone to make goth girl pay."

"Hey Trent" said Heather. "Come here". Trent followed Heather. "What do you want from my life?" he asked. "I think you should fall asleep soon, because we can win this challenge". "Why are you so sure?" In the confessional, Heather said: "I'll get the team to fall asleep. Then, once we lose, I'll convince the team to vote off Trent".

In the confessional, Trent said: "Why is Heather being so... nice?" In the fifteen hour mark, Webby went to the confessional: "Now that Owen, Katie and Sadie are sleeping, we have a better chance to win. Apparently.... I usually don't stay up this long. I am getting tired. It feels like war."

Ezekiel fell asleep after the fifteen and a half hour point. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Good thing string bean fell asleep. He would've been stalking my butt". She fell asleep once she got out of the confessional. Chef kicked LeShawna out of the way from the confessional door.

Chris said: "LeShawna, Ezekiel, Owen, Katie and Sadie are sleeping. The Gophers can win". As he said this, Tyler fell asleep. "And Tyler too". In the confessional, Trent said: "I don't know if Heather is lying about this." He yawns. "It looks like we can win". In the confessional, Heather said: "Nighty night Trent".

"We are at the twenty hour mark. Now, Courtney, Bridgette, Justin and Geoff fell asleep" Chris announced. "This. Is. Officially. Boring." Webby said. "When do we have a guy in a coma movie challenge? Aren't those good or something?" Duncan said.

"Hey Lindsay" Heather said. "Come here. Now, I know you want the money." "I do?" Lindsay asked. "Yes, you do" Heather said. "Do you want to make it to the final two?" Heather asked. "I want to make it past tonight" Lindsay said. "No, then you can versus me for the money" Heather said. "But aren't you my friend?" Lindsay asked.

"We'll leave you hanging right there kiddies. We'll return to the show after a commercial" Chris said. After the commercial, "but aren't you my friend?" Lindsay asked. "It's called keeping your friends close and your enemies closer" Heather said. "I want to be closer". "You do not want that to happen".

In the confessional, Heather says: "We are not having another repeat like last week. She has no idea what she's doing and as long as I use her, she's in the game". Heather says to Lindsay "if you join an alliance with me, you'll get farther in the game".

"Is that good?" asks Lindsay. "Yes" said Heather sharply. "Okay. Can Harry be in?" "Harry? Who the heck is Harry?" "Red hair, glasses, dork." "Harold?" "Yeah." "Er... let me ask him." Lindsay tells Harold to meet Heather, who waves at Harold. "Hello Harold. I understand our differences, but now it's time to be the same".

"What?" Harold asks. "Do you want to join an alliance with me and Lindsay?" Heather asks. "Hmmm... I will need my calculator for this" says Harold. "I don't think so" says Heather. Harold did some weird math on his calculator. "It says YES, so okay. I am in." In the confessional, Heather says: "Trent isn't lasting much longer and I'll use those idiots until I don't need them anymore".

"One day mark" Chris announced. "Now, Trent, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, LeShawna, Courtney, Izzy, Beth Ezekiel, Owen, Katie and Sadie are out of the challenge. This is getting really close. Now, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Harold, Webby, DJ, Eva and Tyler are left!"

Harold fell asleep and Duncan did a wet your pants trick. "Doug, why did you do that?" asked Lindsay. "Shut it" said Duncan. "Heather, Doug is close to me". Daydreaming, Heather says "what?" Back to her world, "Who the heck is Doug?" "Doug" said Lindsay, pointing at Duncan. "Duncan? Duncan, get away from h--" Heather fell asleep.

Glued to a tree, DJ fell asleep and the tree collapsed. In his sleep, Ezekiel said: "Was that you LeShawna?" Eva and Tyler fall asleep a few hours later. In the confessional, Webby says: "I am in the final four with Lindsay, Duncan and Gwen. Three to one baby. No loss for us now".

Webby got tired after some time and fell asleep. "36 hours" announced Chris. "Fall asleep people, fall asleep". Chris shook Lindsay, who fell asleep fast. "Good, final two." In the confessional, Chris says: "I cannot wait until the Gophers win. Heather will be SO mad."

"Bathroom break" Chris announced. "Any takers?" "I can hold it in" said Gwen. "I can also" said Duncan. "We had our last bathroom break around 20 hours ago, you can seriously hold it in?" "You do have a point". Duncan goes to the bathroom and walks to the confessional.

"If I take a little nap, I'll feel better. Nobody will notice, will they?" Duncan says in the confessional. Nobody knew were Duncan was until he woke up and came out of the confessional. "What took you" said Gwen. "Had a problem?" Gwen looks at Duncan. "Woah, you look a lot better. Not so much like crap". "Shut it" said Duncan.

"We have some news" Chris said. "I reviewed the camera tapings and I saw Duncan himself taking a nice sleep in the confessional. Gwen automatically wins for the Gophers." "YES!" screamed Gwen enthusiastically. As soon as Chris woke everyone else up, Gwen fell asleep. Chris didn't bother to wake her up. "Gwen won for the Gophers", he announced.

Everyone walked to the Mess Hall. Duncan looked at Chris, who looked at Duncan. "You are different dude, but you always can tell your team that you took a nap over winning secretly. "I am not losing my chances of winning" Duncan said. "Fine, it'll haunt you the rest of your time here" Chris said.

In the Mess Hall, Courtney said, "We lost AGAIN? We need to vote someone off, but I don't know who. Everyone but me failed". "Excuse me Princess?" asked Duncan. "I made it to the finals". "And you lost". "Same for you, darling". "At least I pwn'd you". "Guys, vote off Duncan". In the confessional, Duncan asked "What the heck is her problem?"

Duncan pulled out Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Geoff and Bridgette. "Do you guys want me to stay?" he asked. Katie said, "not really". Sadie said, "same here"! "Isn't that crazy?" they said at the same time. "We said it at the same time" they said it again. "And again" they said. "You two must share a brain to be this idiotic" Duncan said. "Respect" said Geoff. As the group split up, Bridgette said, "I'll vote for who you vote for".

"Back again, huh?" Chris said at the marshmallow ceremony. "These are the marshmallows that will keep you safe. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again." "The first and second marshmallows goes to Katie and Sadie. The second marshmallow goes to Ezekiel" said Chris.

Courtney made an evil smirk at Duncan. She mouthed the words goodbye. "The next marshmallow goes to Tyler" Chris announced, "the next two go to... Bridgette and Geoff". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Me, Courtney and psycho. I voted psycho off, but I wonder if the rest did..."

In the confessional, Courtney said: "If I lose, this won't be the last of me". "The next marshmallow goes to... Courtney! This leaves Duncan and Izzy." In the confessional, Courtney said: "Without me, the game will be a lot less fun, but now that I am safe, you'll see more of me. If you like it or not". In the confessional, Izzy said: "And the Duncan and Courtney fangirls say what when they see me get the final marshmallow and Duncan go home".

In the confessional, Duncan said: "I am toast". "The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris...

"DUNCAN! Izzy, no offense. But you have been wild and deserved this" Chris said. Duncan eats his marshmallow, leaving Courtney in shock. "BUT HOW?!" Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Tyler, Katie and Sadie grin. "You DID not form an alliance to eliminate Izzy". "Doesn't have to be an alliance" said Duncan.

"And there ends a shocking and cool episode of Total Drama Island. Join us next week for more drama and five minutes less Ezekiel. Well, maybe. His house property is still mine, so I technically control his moves. Just kidding. Wait, I should look that up. This is Chris McLean signing off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris rushing to his computer

Chapter 4: Dodgebrawl
"Last time on Total Drama Island... I found out I couldn't control Ezekiel. Darn it! Let's move on into what happened actually on television" Chris said. "Gwen beasted in the awake athon. And Izzy went home. What a shocker. Heather also got an alliance with Lindsay and Harold. Let's see how this goes in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

(theme song plays)

Heather woke up and woke up Lindsay. "Is the paparazzi back?" she asked. "No, it's Hannah". "Lindsay, wake up! I need an alliance meeting!" Lindsay went to get her clothes. "We'll worry about that later". "What about Harry?" "Harold is waiting for us outside". "He is?" "I woke him up." "How did you do that?"

In a flashback:

"Hey Duncan. I heard you stole Chef's trumpet" said Heather. "Yes, I have. Now, you want something from me. You are evilly smiling" said Duncan. "I do. Go into the guys cabin and wake up Harold by blowing it". "Fine". The fail noise woke everyone but Harold. "He's a deep sleeper" said Duncan in the cabin. "I have an idea" said Heather, giving Owen beans. "Now, blow it". Owen farted right on Harold's face.

"MY EYES! MY FACE!" screamed Harold.

Back to the current:

"Gosh Heather" said Harold. "Don't gosh me. You did it to yourself" said Heather. "Now, alliance rules. Rule number one is to not betray me ever, or else I'll get the rest of the team to betray me. Got it?" "Yes" said Harold and Lindsay. "Rule two. I can take whatever Lindsay owns, but not Harold, because he has weird things. Like that cat fight statue". "Hey!" said Harold.

"And that's it for now. Oh yeah, breaking rules will be kicked out of the alliance" said Heather. "Campers, come to the dodgeball court. We are going to have some FUN!" In the confessional, Owen says: "Dodgeball? AWESOME!" In the confessional, Heather says: "Doesn't Trent SUCK at dodgeball? I need to throw this challenge."

"Lindsay, Harold, come here again". Lindsay and Harold followed Heather outside the dodgeball court. "I need both of you two throw the challenge for us today. If you don't, I will get the team to eliminate you both. Got it?" "Okaaaay..." said Harold. "Dodgeball? Do you throw balls that dodge at the paparazzi, because I like the paparazzi actually".

In the confessional, Heather says: "Easy. As. Pie". In the confessional, Owen says: "Did someone say pie?" On the court, Chris announces: "Chef is the ref. First team to win three games wins immunity". Heather stares at Lindsay and Harold.

The first round was on. The Gophers sent out Owen, Harold, Lindsay, Heather and Trent, as the Bass sent out Beth, Bridgette, Geoff, Courtney and Duncan. Owen threw a ball right at Beth, who got knocked out. Chef blew his whistle. Five Gophers, four Bass.

Duncan threw the ball at Owen, who caught it. Chef blew his whistle again. Five Gophers, three Bass. An upset Courtney stared at Duncan. "If we lose, I am gaining power of this team and you'll go home". "Why don't you take down the monster?" asked Duncan. As Courtney turned to see Owen, a ball thrown by him slammed her across the glass. Duncan laughed and Courtney whined about a redo. Chef blew his whistle. Five Gophers, two Bass.

Geoff threw the ball at Heather, who purposely got out. Bridgette threw a ball at Lindsay, who caught it. "LINDSAY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" Justin tells Heather, "she is winning for us, if you don't understand". "Argh" says Heather. "I'll be in the shower if you need me". LeShawna and Webby rolled their eyes.

Following this, Harold dropped Beth's ball and Trent threw it at her. Beth caught the ball. It was now quickly two Gophers and one Bass. Beth threw the ball at Lindsay, who caught it, meaning that the Gophers won the first dodgeball game. "Two more wins for the Gophers" said Chris.

For the second round, Justin, Webby, Lindsay, Harold and LeShawna played for the Gophers, as Courtney, Duncan, Katie, Sadie and Tyler played for the Bass. Courtney threw a ball at Justin who got out. Courtney snickered and Duncan rolled his eyes. "This is how you get people out" Duncan said, throwing a ball right at Harold and LeShawna, who both got out in a throw. Chef blew his whistle.

"Nice comeback by the Bass" said Chris. Webby threw a ball at Sadie's face, who got out and Lindsay threw it at Duncan, who caught it. Webby dropped a ball thrown by Duncan toward him. "The Bass come back. It's now tied with one per team".

For the third round, Trent, LeShawna, DJ, Eva and Webby faced Ezekiel, Bridgette, Geoff, Duncan and Beth. Ezekiel threw the ball at LeShawna's butt. "Hey" yelled the huffed and puffed LeShawna. LeShawna crossed the line and threw a dodgeball at Ezekiel. "Don't start with me", said LeShawna walked toward the bench. Ezekiel threw another ball by her butt. "I had it" said LeShawna, teaching Ezekiel a lesson.

LeShawna took Ezekiel to the confessional and locked him in. "Call me if you want out, k?" In the confessional, Ezekiel says: "Weird, eh. Wonder what is happening. Hey, cameraman. Can you tell me what is going on?" The cameraman remained silent. "Nevermind" said Ezekiel.

Heather was in the shower washing her hair. "We better have won by now. I will convince the team to eliminate Harold if we lose. Like he's needed." When LeShawna came back to see the round, Chris announced "the Bass win another dodgeball round. If they win one more, they get IMMUNITY!" The Gophers looked upset.

"Okay team" said LeShawna. "Now that Ezekiel is gone, we can win this". "Ezekimo?" asked Lindsay. "Ezekiel. Anyways, let's win this final round before Heather returns". "Is that a bad thing?" asked Lindsay. "Yes" said LeShawna. "But she is in the same all-" "Don't tell them Lindsay" said Harold. "Tell them what?" asked LeShawna.

"Tell them that she is in the all eating pancake frenzy" said Harold. "Oooh, pancake frenzy?" said Owen. "Er... yeah" said Harold. Heather returned at that moment. "Look who's back" said LeShawna. "Who connected the toilet pipes into the shower pipes?" Heather asked. In the confessional, Ezekiel continues to flush the toliet. "Argh" says Heather sitting down.

For the fourth round, Owen, Lindsay, Justin, Gwen and DJ faced Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Beth and Geoff. DJ and Geoff threw dodgeballs at each other and didn't have time to catch them. Chef blew his whistle. "Bass needs this for the win". "Let's go Gophers" said LeShawna. Owen threw a dodgeball at Katie, who got hit. Chef blew his whistle again. "Four Gophers, three Bass".

Ezekiel then quietly got out of the confessional to watch the game. LeShawna didn't notice. In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I am sorry to LeShawna, eh. I just don't know what to do or say or eh..."

Heather then said "Time out". In the confessional, she said: "If Lindsay and Harold can't do anything, it's time for the other part of the alliance to take some action". "Owen, want to take a break and you can play in the final round?" "Should I?" asked Owen. The team nodded. "Okay then" said Owen. "Heather is replacing Owen for the round" said Chris.

Heather threw a ball at Duncan's feet, resulting in an out. Lindsay threw a ball at Courtney, who caught it. "It's getting close. Justin, Gwen and Heather against Courtney, Sadie and Beth". Heather threw a ball at Beth, who dropped it. In the confessional, Heather said: "I thought she was going to caught it. Wait. I have an idea. Ooooh Beth. Who wants an alliance with your new best friend. I am so good at this game".

Courtney and Katie gathered two dodgeballs, throwing them at Gwen and Justin. Justin dropped it and Chef blew his whistle. Gwen threw it at Katie who actually caught it. In the confessional, Katie said: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That was just awesome. Go Katie go!" "Now with one Gopher and two Bass left, immunity is on the line" said Chris.

"Heather, you can switch places with me again" said Owen. "I can take these two down any day". "No thanks Owen, I will do my mission" said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "As in losing to eliminate Trent".

Courtney threw a ball right at Heather, who caught it, nervous and her eyes close. "What the?" said Heather. The Gophers were cheering for Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "And I open my eyes seeing the ball in my hands? Why does bad luck happen to me? I bet the alliance will try next round if I win".

Heather threw a ball at Katie, who dropped it. In the confessional, Katie said: "Darn. I thought I was going to win for the team, but either way. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I caught Gwen's ball". "Shut up" said Gwen and Heather outside the confessional.

"Now, it's tied. Immunity is on the line" said Chris. "I think me, Heather, Trent, Harold and Owen should play this round" said LeShawna. "I believe we can win!" said Tyler. "I believe we can lose. Send the best people. Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie and me" said Courtney. "You?" asked Duncan. "I say me" said Duncan.

"No" said Courtney. "Yes" said Duncan, as a fight begun. "I say Duncan" said Geoff. "Duncan" said the rest of the team. "WHAT?!" said the angry Courtney. "YOU PICKED DUNCAN OVER ME?!" "Chill out Princess" said Duncan. "We will win this without you".

"For the final round, it's Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie and Duncan for the Bass and LeShawna, Heather, Trent, Harold and Owen for the Gophers". Harold threw a ball toward Sadie, who ran to the left. "Nice move by Sadie" said Chris. The Bass (excluding Courtney) cheered.

Sadie stopped the ball and gave it to Duncan. Duncan threw it right at Harold, who dropped it. "And that's how we don't roll" said LeShawna. "It's not over yet" said Owen, with the ball in his hands. He threw a bullet right at Katie, who dropped it. "Now, there are four Gophers and four Bass". Duncan caught a ball thrown at him by Owen, but LeShawna caught a ball thrown at him by Duncan.

"And this is how we move it!" said LeShawna. "Three Gophers and three Bass. Immunity on the line" said Chris. Lindsay ran to the line thinking there was immunity and got hit by a ball which was thrown by Bridgette, trying to hit LeShawna. An upset Courtney yelled "interference". Chef blew his whistle and Chris and Chef decided that LeShawna was out, because the ball was supposed to be thrown at her.

"Not cool" said LeShawna to Lindsay. As she was walking back to the bleachers, LeShawna saw Ezekiel. "Why are you here?" she asked. "Er..." "It's cool. Just stop it with my butt already, or else I'll kick it". "Okay with me, eh" said Ezekiel to her.

Trent threw a ball at Sadie, who got out. Then, Trent threw another ball at Bridgette who got out. "Hey Trent" said Heather. "Gwen has to use the bathroom". Right there, Geoff threw the ball at Trent, who got out. In the confessional, Trent said: "I got backstabbed by Heather right there. Something is up with her." In the confessional, Heather said: "I was actually quite nervous. I cannot afford to win this challenge. Trent has to be gone. No win, not next week. We are losing today".

"We are down to the final two. Heather against Geoff. Winner gets immunity". Geoff threw the ball at Heather's stomach. Heather had the ball, but dropped it. "Heather is out! Geoff and the Bass win" said Chris. Heather, who was trying to hide her plan, was pretending to be in pain. "Ow" said Heather. "Are you okay Hannah?" asked Lindsay. "No" said Heather, staring at Trent.

DJ came to Heather. "You okay?" he asked. "No" she said. "What will make you feel better?" said DJ. "DJ, in order to make me feel better, you need to get Eva and yourself to eliminate Trent" said Heather in a whisper. "Okay" said DJ.

Walking to the confessional, DJ told Eva "Heather wants us to eliminate Trent in order for her to feel better". "I don't see what's the stinking problem with him or her" said Eva. "I'll vote Trent off though". At the girls cabin, Heather was waiting for LeShawna to spazz out. "You going to spazz?" she asked. "Oh, I am. You lost the challenge" said LeShawna.

"You expect me to win every last one?" asked Heather. "No" said LeShawna. "But you seriously owe me after the Cheetos" said LeShawna. "Chef told me you went on a diet on chips, how is that going, Big Loud and Proud?" said Heather. "You seem fine with me" said LeShawna. "Well, you are making me fine. I am taking a shower" said Heather. "Again?" asked LeShawna. "YES. AGAIN. Don't call. Like you idiots need me".

"Hannah, Hannah" said Lindsay running from the showers. "Owen said that he'll eliminate Trent". "This is good news" said Heather. "Now, Gwen will suffer". Heather went into the shower, before the elimination. In the confessional, Gwen said: "Heather is so going tonight." In the confessional, Trent said: "Everyone is so nice, can't wait to make it further." In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Did I forget my chips in here again? ARGH! HEATHER!"

It was time for the marshmallow ceremony. Heather came out of the shower to join the rest of her team. "These are the marshmallows I talked about in week one. If you get one, you are safe for now. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again. Got it?" The team nodded their heads.

"Can you repeat that last part?" asked Lindsay. Chris ignored her and moved on. "If I call your name, you are safe. Webby, Owen, Lindsay, Harold, Gwen, LeShawna and... DJ!" They all took their marshmallows. LeShawna and Gwen high-fived. LeShawna said, "I cannot wait to see Heather's face once she gets eliminated". Heather snickered. "What's her problem?" asked Gwen. "Oh, nothing" said the evil Heather.

"The next marshmallow goes to Eva" Chris announced. Eva ran up and ate her marshmallow. "Justin gets the next marshmallow" said Chris. "Just give me my marshmallow" Heather said. "Why do you expect to stay" asked LeShawna. "Like he would" Heather said about Trent. "This is the final marshmallow".

In the confessional, Trent said: "What is going on? Did I do something wrong? I thought I was making friends and having fun". In the confessional, Heather said: "The only problem is his crush to Weird Goth Girl". "Please don't go" said Gwen to Trent. "I won't" said Trent in a rather scared voice.

"The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris...

"Heather. Wasn't so shocking. She said in the first episode that her first person to take down was Trent. Beware Gophers. She probably will be with you for a while" Chris said. "Time to go Trent" Chris continued.

In the confessional, Trent said: "Hey. How did I know I was going to get backstabbed? I was upset I lost. I was happy I did not listen to Heather last challenge though, but I probably was what the game reviewers say... godplaying. I will miss Gwen, but will cheer for her, but for Heather. I hope karma gets to her."

"Bye Gwen. I'll be rooting for you, wherever I am" said Trent. "I'll miss you too" said Gwen. Heather snickered. "Shut up" LeShawna said. "Don't you feel a bit... bad?" she continued. "No way. I am rather happy" said Heather. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "That girl has problems".

In the confessional, Heather said: "My first target is now done. Who should I get next... let's go with LeShawna. That girl will snap at anything I do wrong. At least, I am popular and she's not." A few minutes later, Heather returned to the confessional saying: "Beth is in my alliance. Now, we have me, Lindsay, Harold and Beth from the other team. I will make her throw some challenges so we can win. I'll just stop using her once the merge comes or whenever I feel like it". The cameraman stared at her. "It's called strategy" Heather said.

"That wraps up another good episode of Total Drama Island. How will the others react to Trent's elimination and when will the others learn about Heather's alliance?" said Chris. "Hannah has an alliance?" said Lindsay. "Yes, my child" said Chris. "Catch us next week for more Total Drama Island!"

Chapter 5: Not Quite Famous
"Hola everyone. This is the famous and talented Chris speaking. Here's a recap about last week's episode. Heather backstabbed Trent after she threw the dodgeball challenge. Conflicts boiled and relationships got saddened. Well, not exactly. Find out more now in Total Drama Island!" says Chris.

(theme song plays)

Gwen wakes up upset about the past elimination. She gets dressed and takes a shower. Owen farts, wakes up and gets dressed. LeShawna wakes up and gets dressed. "Morning everyone" said LeShawna. "Hi LeShawna" said Beth.

Heather woke up and went off to the shower. "What is into her?" said LeShawna. "Nothing except winning the cliff or something" said Lindsay. "She wants a cliff?" asked LeShawna. "I think the one she called stupid" said Lindsay. "She probably wants to win the game" said Beth, "like all of us".

Heather noticed that the other shower will still clogged up and didn't work. She knocked on the door. "Hello? Who's in there?" she said. "I am" said Gwen. "Get out. It's my turn" said Heather. "I don't think so" said Gwen. "Get out now weirdo" said Heather. Gwen mimicked Heather, "get out now weirdo". "Haha, you should be talking".

In the confessional, Heather said: "I need revenge. This is my shower time and she's hogging the shower". The cameraman said, "don't you?" Heather said, "yes, but the others can wait. I can't!" Heather got out of the confessional and shut off the water. "Get out of the shower Gwen". "Fine if you can't wait" said Gwen. LeShawna came into the bathroom to go in the shower.

She turned the water on and begun to wash. "WHAT?! I was here first LeShawna!" screamed Heather. "I am in the shower. Please leave me be queen bee" said LeShawna. "Get out LeShawna" said Heather. "I need some time in here. You took some yesterday" said LeShawna. "I had it with you two" said the boiled Heather. "Going to lay an egg?" asked Owen. "Shut up, you goof" said Heather, walking out of the bathrooms.

"Challenge time" said Chris. "Today is the wonderful talent show, judged by Chef" he continued. "But Chef is a chef" said Lindsay. "I understand that" said Chris. "So, why is he a judge if he is a chef?" said Lindsay. "He does more than being a Chef. He is a judge, was a Scooby Doo cast member from the years 1978 to 1984, sold fish by the bus stop for three weeks, got fired as host twenty years ago and used to be in a paparazzi for a year, chasing Lady Gaga".

Chef said, "I don't like her. I did it to win a bet". "Yeeeeeeeeah" said Chris, staring at Chef's dress. "You have two hours to pick three people to be judged by Chef. Winners get immunity. The losers send someone home!"

Courtney took lead for the Bass. "Let's win this. I can play violin." Courtney begun to play her violin. Geoff stared at Bridgette. "Imagine if Izzy was here. She would break the strings like she did to Trent's guitar" said Geoff. "Yeah" said Bridgette, "she was a nut". Once Courtney finished, everyone except Duncan agreed she should be in. "Fine" he said.

"Let me go next" Duncan continued. Duncan carved pictures on trees. "Er... no" said Courtney. "What's the problem?" said Duncan. "That's stupid" said Courtney. "You're stupid" said Duncan. "What?" said Courtney. "No, your face is stupid. No, your MOM is." Courtney complained. "The biggest own ever, eh" said Ezekiel to Courtney.

Courtney slapped Ezekiel. "You expect to do better? You try!" Ezekiel bagged a few things, including the intern. "OW!" The Bass were impressed. "So I and Ezekiel are in" said Courtney. "Yeah, fine whatever". Geoff said: "I can try to sing like other campers". "You can" asked Courtney. "Er... I guess I can. I can sing like Lindsay and Ezekiel. Either way, it's fun" said Geoff.

''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. Everyone clapped. "I guess that was good" said Geoff. "I sing like that?" said Ezekiel. "Err... no. This is Paparazzi" said Geoff.

''I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until I find the paparazzi. Where is-where's the paparazzi? Baby there's no other super thing. You know that I'll find the papa-paparazzi'' sung Geoff. Everyone clapped. "So, me, Ezekiel and Geoff" said Courtney.

"I am in charge" said Heather. "Who made you in charge?" said LeShawna. "Beth did and others". "Beth is from the other team". "Tough luck. Lindsay and Harold also voted for me". "They did?" "Yes" said Lindsay and Harold.

"Let me do something" said Eva. "I will lift up some weights, including ten pounds, fifty pounds and one hundred pounds twenty times." "No thank you" said Heather. "Got a problem?" said Eva, raising her fist toward Heather. "No" said Heather.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I wish we didn't have Eva on our team. She makes EVERYTHING harder. I want a shower, but noooooooo. I want a freeride, but noooooooo. Argh." In the confessional, Courtney said: "I am happy Eva is not in our team". In the confessional, DJ said: "I am kinda scared of Eva". In the confessional, Eva said: "It's all Eva did this and all Eva did that. If they have a problem, complain in that site that goes nowhere except to Lindsay's stupid brain".

"So Eva is in" said Harold. "That was an idiotic fight" said LeShawna. "You can't try to fight" said Heather. As a new fight begun, Webby told DJ: "These chicks are nuts". "Excuse me?" said LeShawna. "Not you" Webby said. "I mean Heather". "I agree" said Owen. "If you need to complain, why don't we use a complain box?" said Heather. "Is that a box where we ask questions? Because I am really confused right now" Lindsay said. "You sure have a small brain" said Heather to herself. "Who else?" said Heather.

"I'll try something" said Owen. Owen begun to burp the alphabet with one jug of coke. "Honey?" said Ezekiel standing away from the team. "Get back where you were LOSER" said Heather. "Gosh" said Harold. "He just asked about honey". Heather made a sharp look at Harold. "Don't bug me" said Heather.

"I think Omar should be in" said Lindsay. "Omar? Oh, Owen. Heck, no. That's a gross talent and something to not be proud of" said Heather. "I liked it" said Harold. Heather gave Harold another sharp look. "Until F. Sorry Owen." Apparently, the rest of the team liked it. "Fine, he's in" said Heather. "I'll make a talent myself" said Heather. "She is quite talented" said Harold and Lindsay. "Fine" said the rest of the team.

The team, except Heather went to the talent show, meeting up with the Bass. Webby sat next to DJ and Owen. "I hope we don't lose. If any of you two are up for elimination, I'll get the team to eliminate someone else" said Webby. "Thanks" said DJ.

Heather went to the girls cabin taking Gwen's diary. "This is serious business" said Heather, walking to the stage. "Eva is up". Eva lifted a few weights, not doing much. Part of the Gophers clapped. "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?" screamed Eva. Everyone clapped. "What did I get?" asked Eva. "A one" said Chef. "A WHAT?!" "Make that a zero".

"Girl, why did you spaz?" said LeShawna. "I expected higher and I WANTED higher. But I got LOWER?! This game is cheap" said that boiled and worked-up Eva. "No points for the Gophers" said Chris. Eva growled. "Courtney is up with her solo" Chris continued.

At this time, Heather returned. "What's that?" asked Lindsay. "A diary". "Diarrhea?" "No". "HEATHER HAS DIARRH-" yelled Lindsay before Heather shut her up. "This is not diarrhea. It is Gwen's diary. Don't tell Gwen. She probably wrote something about me and Trent". "Oooh, am I in it?" "I don't know". "Can I check it out?" "No". "Why?" "It's a diary, secret". "So, why are you reading it?" "So I can embarrass her". "Oooh". "Remember. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".

Courtney had finished her violin solo at that time. Her team except Duncan clapped. "I knew I should've went" he said. "Shut up Duncan" said Courtney. "You are not making me Princess and if you so, I won't shut this mouth anytime soon". "I hate you". "You are so not my type". "What has that have to do with anything?" "We have couple fans". "We have WHAT?" "Fans for us being a couple". "You are not my type. If you wipe your mouth, behave, get a new look and win the money, MAYBE, MAYBE, I will like you".

"Whatever" said Duncan. "I rate it seven points. It was kinda interesting, but it still failed. I liked that fight, so that really got the score up" said Chef. In the confessional, Courtney said: "Okay, maybe because of that, I could like him". In the confessional, Duncan said: "I got a hug". Courtney hugged Duncan. "Err... yeah" said Courtney. "I thought so" said Duncan. "Bass winning seven to zero" said Chris.

"Owen is up burping the alphabet" said Chris. Owen drunk some Coke and begun to burp the alphabet really fast. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" said Owen. Katie and Sadie squealed, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" In the confessional, Katie and Sadie said: "I liked the ending when he said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" In the confessional, LeShawna said: "We might have a chance right now". "Hmmm... 7 points. I found that a good talent". Webby laughed at Heather for thinking that it was a bad talent.

"Seven to seven for both teams" said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: "What is Webby's problem? He should've tried". In the confessional, Webby said: "Tried what? To stop laughing?" He continued to laugh. "Geoff is now up" said Chris.

Geoff begun to sing again. "This is how Lindsay sings Paparazzi" said Geoff. ''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. Lindsay said, "I DO! He's right". "LINDSAY" said Heather. "What?" "I am about to snap." "I like that talent too!" "No, not the talent. The angry snap! We want them to lose, not win!" "But we are losing". "Argh. You have no idea what you are saying." "I know right?" "Dumber than cotton". "What?" "Nothing".

"Is that it Geoff?" asked Chris. "Nope" said Geoff. "This is how Ezekiel sings Bad Romance" continued Geoff. ''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. The Bass clapped. "Chef?" said Chris. "Why did you mention Lady Gaga fool?" said Chef. Chef came up and smacked Chris. "He's my friend" said Chris. Chris got smacked again. "Stop it!" "I give it... eight points" said Chef.

The Bass clapped and cheered. "Okay, so now it's fifteen to seven, Bass is winning. Unless Heather gets under eight points, the game will continue, but the Bass have a good chance to win and the Gophers have a good chance to lose" said Chris. "Heather is up".

Heather walked on the stage. "Hello everyone. I am going to read you a nice section of a diary... er..... book I call Gwen." Heather snickered. "This is what is says:

Entry: Episode Four

''I am upset that Trent lost the game, because he is kinda cute and hot. He was also nice to know. I hope we can meet each other again" read Heather. Gwen was shocked and ran off. "Neither the less, Heather should get some payback and I cannot WAIT until I get payback. I will get Lindsay, LeShawna, Webby, Owen, DJ, Justin, Harold and Eva to eliminate Heather. Wouldn't that be good payback? Yeah. It is. I hope everyone but Heather does well in the game''" read Heather.

Everyone clapped. "WHAT?! You actually liked that?" said Heather. "Ten points. Fantastic job actually. Both teams liked it and I liked how Gwen had a plan to get you eliminated" Chef said. In the confessional, Heather said: "I know my next target. I am pissed at Gwen, but I am more angry at someone else, who does nothing".

"I am going to bag an animal, eh" said Ezekiel. Ezekiel shot an arrow and it accidently hit Chef. "Owwwwwwww" said Chef. "HOMESCHOOL IS IN TROUBLE". He walked up to Ezekiel and was about to punch him, when suddenly, he collapsed. "TEN POINTS!" screamed Chris. "I have wanted to do that in years! BASS WIN! THEEEEEEEEEEE BASSSSSS WIN!"

"Don't go John Sterling on us Chris" said Heather. "Fine. I was having some fun actually" said Chris. "John Stering Pie?" asked Lindsay. "We are going to need a LONG talk Lindsay" said Heather.

The Screaming Gophers went to the Mess Hall. "Who are we going to eliminate?" said DJ. "You" said Heather. "Who is with me?" continued Heather. "I am" said Lindsay and Harold. "You two need to stop following or doing what she does in the game. You have no chance of making it far" said LeShawna. "You are Heather's enemy. Get close to her Heather" said Lindsay. "Heck no" said Heather. "I am not going near Miss Loud and Proud".

"I need to use the bathroom" said Eva, as she left to use it. Heather, Harold and Lindsay left also, leaving the rest of the team. "I say we eliminate Eva" said Webby. "We got zero points from her. Despite how Heather read Gwen's diary, we did rack up some points from that. We can't afford to lose a good friend, can we?" said Webby. "I agree" said Owen. "I also agree" said LeShawna. Soon, the rest of the team agreed. "We need each one of your votes for Eva in this. If not, DJ will go home. We don't want that to happen, do we?" "No" said the team, splitting up to vote.

In the confessional, Gwen said: "I want to keep DJ in the game, but I want Heather off badly. I don't know who to vote for". In the confessional, Eva said: "I am voting for DJ. He is scared of me and he'll make me look bad and get out." "Thanks for getting the team to vote Eva" said DJ. "No problem" said Webby. "It's good to keep a friend in a game" said Webby.

It was marshmallow time. The votes were cast and someone is going home. "We have nine marshmallows left and one of you will be going home. This was hard for some of you, but most of you went your ways and had your reasons to vote the other off" said Chris.

"The first three marshmallows go to Lindsay, Webby and Owen" said Chris. They all received their marshmallows. Webby waved at DJ. In the confessional, DJ said: "I thought they weren't voting me off".

"The next three marshmallows go to Gwen, LeShawna and Harold" continued Chris. In the confessional, DJ said: "I am in the final four with Eva, Justin and Heather. I need this money". DJ begun to cry and wiped off his tears.

"Justin gets the third to last marshmallow, leaving Heather, DJ and Eva. Two of you racked up a few votes, but at the end one person had more" said Chris. In the confessional, DJ said: "Closer and closer I am to the final two. I hope I make it through tonight".

"The second to last marshmallow goes to... Heather". "HA!" screamed Heather. Harold and Lindsay clapped. LeShawna slapped Harold. "What's your problem? You like her?" said LeShawna. "Yes" said Harold. "Whatever" said LeShawna. "You shouldn't", she continued.

"This is the final marshmallow" said Chris. "The loser is sitting on one of the two seats". In the confessional, DJ said: "I am in the final two with Eva. Didn't the team vote her off or did Webby just mess with me?". "The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris.

"DJ! Eva, you have been eliminated" said Chris. "WHAT?! I HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED?!" screamed Eva. "Yes Eva. You have." "WHO VOTED FOR ME?!" said the angry girl. Nobody raised their hands. "I AM GUESSING YOU ALL DID! I'LL BE BACK! I'LL BE BACK I TELL YOU!" She threw something at Webby. "Hey!" said Webby.

Chef and Chris grabbed Eva and took her in the Boat of Losers. In the confessional, DJ said: "I am happy that she is gone. She is really scary. At least she won't return. Ever."

Wrapping up the episode, Chris said, "The eval Eva has finally been eliminated. Join us next week to find out more about a possible Duncan and Courtney relationship and a dramatic elimination. Hopefully. Oh yes, also, all people who follow the show on Youtube and Twitter, expect an angry eMail from Eva next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Chapter 6: The Sucky Outdoors
"Last time on Total Drama Island, we had the campers share their talents, especially Heather, who read Gwen's diary. Really played Heather, really played" Chris said. "Apparently, the Gophers lost and had to send a person probably born from Pluto home, Eva. Nah, just chilling or AM I? Find out the latest on this and more on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

(theme song plays)

Lindsay and Heather woke up. "Hannah" said Lindsay. "What?" said Heather, getting used to Lindsay's name mistakes. "I got an angry eMail from Ava". "Is that your BEE EFF EFF?" Katie and Sadie woke up and squealing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Heather said, "Go back to bed you idiots. Nobody cares". Katie and Sadie went back to bed.

"No, it's Ava from the game". "Oh Eva?" "Yeeah". "I don't care". "You don't?" said Lindsay. "Why?" she continued. "You are boring, Eva is boring". "I am boring?" "Yeah". "How?" "You just are. Everyone bores me". "If you win, can you make a show called Everyone Bores Heather?" asked Lindsay. "Whatever" said Heather.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I think I may be ready to betray her now". In the confessional, Lindsay sung: "F is for fiends that you don't keep all together. U is for umbrella. N is for never going to give this friendship up in this place that is like under the sea".

Heather walked to the shower to notice a long line including Beth, Duncan, Owen, Gwen, Katie, Sadie, Lindsay, Harold, Tyler and Courtney. Heather first cut Courtney. "Hey!" said Courtney. "I was here first" she continued. "Not anymore" said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "I finally got a way to cut the entire shower line!"

Heather kicked Tyler out of the way. "HEY!" said Tyler. "Got a problem LOSER?" she said. "Alliance leader" said Heather, making Lindsay and Harold go behind her. "Oh em gee" said Heather. "Puppies over there" she continued pointing at Chef. Katie and Sadie ran off the line.

"Move it" said Heather. "Someone is taking so long in the shower" said Gwen. "Move!" "I can't." "Just do it!" "I still can't". Heather continued to complain and Gwen walked away, ignoring her. Owen farted and ran off crackerjack style to use the bathroom. Duncan went off the line, since he was bored of waiting. "Alliance leader" said Heather to Beth.

Soon, Heather cut everyone on the line. She went and shut off the shower water. "GET OUT!" she yelled. "Eh, just testing what happens if you add green food dye in the shower" said Ezekiel. "Ewwwwwwwww" said Heather. Ezekiel got out and Heather was about to get settled in the shower, when...

Chris told the campers "today's challenge is to survive the night in the fantastic outdoors and race back to camp. Cool?" "Eh, what's so cool about that?" said Ezekiel. "Nothing, except everything. Bears, sasquatches, squirrels, ants, bees and the nut herself, Izzy. She won't return, she'll be a err... intern watching.

"Why should I care about the challenge? There's a big nut, animals that can maul people, squirrels and other useless animals. I can go shower rather than this" said Heather. "Did I mention what happens if you win? No. Winners get to go to the Tuck Shop and get immunity. Losers will vote one of their own off" said Chris.

The teams went their separate ways. Izzy was already in a bear suit to scare the Bass. In the confessional, Izzy said: "As soon as they find their campsite, they'll be screaming because of me!" The Bass came to their campsite and Izzy was right there in a bear costume. She ran up and roared. The Bass freaked out and begun to run off. Izzy chased them for a bit, until she got a hold of Katie.

"Hai" said the bear. "A talking bear?!" asked Katie. "Eh, it looks that way" said Ezekiel. "Can I keep it?" asked Katie. Duncan and Courtney rolled their eyes. "Can I? Can I? Can I?" said Katie. "Eh, sure" said Ezekiel. "What? No. I am not a bear. I am just Izzy" said the bear. "Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say" said Ezekiel.

Izzy ran off and Katie begun to chase her. "Don't go" said the upset Katie. "Duuuuuuuuuuuunt goooooooooooo" she cried. In the confessional, Izzy said: "I love revenge". In the confessional, Katie said: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Sadie, who was next to Katie in the confessional said, "Maybe it can come back". "Maybe" said Katie.

Izzy in the confessional said, "That was a close call". Izzy walked over to the sleeping Gophers. "Forgetting something?" she said. She then begun to roar. Lindsay woke up, "Hannah, you left your pet bear next to me again. Wait a second! BEAR?!" She screamed and woke up all the Gophers.

In the confessional, LeShawna said, "That girl is loud, but she woke me in my beauty sleep. That gurl must have a problem to--" A bear just passed LeShawna in the confessional. LeShawna whispered, "a bear?" "I just saw a bear in the confessional" said LeShawna. "You did?" said Owen. "This place must have 100 bears!" said Lindsay. "Shut up. One yes, two yes, one hundred, no" said Heather.

"That's why she is my friend" Lindsay said in the confessional. "She keeps me safe" she continued. The Gophers ran up to a tree and then the actual bear came to the campsite. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the Gophers. "Oh crap" said Izzy, taking off her costume and running up in the tree. "Sorry all. Didn't know an actual bear would come" said Izzy.

"It's okay. Next time, DON'T DO IT! My hair is going to be all itchy" said Heather. "Ow, my butt is going through a lot right now. Itchy balls are on it. Ow!" said LeShawna. "Good thing homeschool isn't watching this" she continued.

Back in the Bass campsite, the Bass were sleeping by the roasting shower. "Scared for bears?" said Bridgette to Geoff. "Nah" said Geoff. "I am". Rain began to pour, breaking the tent and stopping the fire. "Did LeShawna fart again?" asked Ezekiel. Duncan rolled his eyes.

Back in the Gophers campsite, rain also begun to pour, scaring off the bear. "I do not feel safe going down there again" said DJ. "I do" said Izzy, running off in the middle of nowhere. "Good thing she is gone" said Heather. "I know. That bear was scary" said Lindsay. "Not that. She got annoying" said Heather. "She was quiet" said Lindsay.

"I don't care. It feels like hand sanitizer when she's by me" said Heather. "Do mental people use hand spamatizer?" asked Lindsay. "You are mental" said Heather. "But I don't use hand sanitizer" said Lindsay. "You still are" said Heather. "But didn't you say?" said Lindsay before getting cut off by Heather saying "Sit down, shut up, ignore what I said". "Oooookay" said Lindsay.

In the confessional, the Bear drank some of the toilet water. In the confessional, Owen said: "Did anyone notice that most of the toilet water is gone?" In the confessional, Justin said: "Now the biggest threat isn't in the toilet". The toilet water then got spit on him. "But it is on my face" said Justin, beginning to cry.

Soon, the sun rose. Ezekiel picked his nose. "What now, eh" he said. "Run!" said Courtney. The Bass all woke up and took off. Owen woke up the team with his morning farts and told them "RUN!" Webby ran as fast as he can, meeting up with the Bass. "Hi" said Tyler. "Bye" said Tyler, running past Webby. Webby, continued to run as fast as he could. The Gophers, now all ready begun to run.

After a bit, the Bass got mixed up and Heather said: "I cannot be running anymore. My feet hurt". LeShawna said: "Mine do too". Owen said: "Mine especially". Gwen said: "We know how hard it is to run, but I didn't go to McDonalds to order some pie". Owen said: "I didn't either". Gwen said: "You didn't?" Owen said: "Yes. I didn't". Gwen said: "Then, who did?"

The bear walked passed the Gophers, eating his pie. Owen and Gwen had confused faces. "The bear ordered pie?" asked Owen. "And I didn't get in?" he continued. "Owen, snap out of it" said Heather, beginning to slap him in the face. "Let's win this" said DJ. "YEAH!" said Owen, Lindsay, Harold and Justin, who all begun to run.

The Bass found themselves again and saw the finish line. Webby was ahead of them. "We need to win this" said Courtney. "Duncan, throw a rock at him" said Courtney. "Let me try" said Duncan, finding and throwing a rock. It missed Webby the first time. Soon, the rest of the team begun to stop and throw rocks.

Harold was running by the team, when a bad throw hit Harold by Tyler. "Ow" said Harold in pain. "YES" screamed Tyler, taking off. "Webby is four feet from the finish line. Three" said Chris watching out for the drama. "Two" said Chris. Duncan grabbed a rock and threw it far. It hit Webby, who fell right down.

The Bass begun to run. "Dramatic" said Chris. "I know, eh" said Ezekiel, running toward the finish line. Webby got up and was nearly finished, when the whole Killer Bass team charged right passed him. Webby got up again and made it. "The winners... THE KILLER BASS!" said Chris.

LeShawna took Harold and Webby into the Mess Hall. "Nice try" she said. Soon, the rest of the team came. "We need someone else to vote off" said Heather. "I say Lindsay" said Justin. "But why?" asked Lindsay. "You suck at the game, you know?" said Justin. "Er... noooo" said Lindsay. "I know my vote" said Heather. "Same" said Lindsay. "I say Webby" said Heather, winking at Lindsay and Harold.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I won't eliminate Webby. I will betray Lindsay. That's how you play the game". "I got my vote" said LeShawna. "Same here" said Gwen. "I of course know my vote" said Owen, waving at Webby. Hours passed and it was time to eliminate someone.

"Right after you win two, you lose three" said Chris. "These nine marshmallows will decide who is staying" he continued. "Isn't that one for all of us?" said Heather. "No" said Chris winking. "Wait, that means we win?!" said a happy Lindsay. "Who gave you that idea" asked Chris. Lindsay pointed to her pea sized brain. "I thought so" said Chris.

"If I call your name, you are safe" he continued. "Marshmallows to LeShawna and Gwen" said Chris. LeShawna and Gwen gave a high five. Gwen enjoyed her marshmallow. "The next three go to Owen and DJ". Chris passed Owen two marshmallows and DJ one. "Two?" asked Lindsay. "He's safe for two weeks?" asked Heather. "No. He was just hungry. The first one was safe. The second one was a good snack" said Chris.

Heather rolled her eyes. "Justin is safe" announced Chris. "Webby, Heather, Lindsay, Harold, one of you is going home" said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: "Me?! Going home. As if. The better case is that Lindsay gets eliminated, the worse case is that I or Webby gets eliminated. I want the money and I want her out. And I don't care about Harold. He's a nerdling".

"Harold is safe" said Chris. In the confessional, Harold said: "If they eliminated me, gosh! I would be angry and upset". "Two of you racked up two votes. The other person racked up the rest. And that person is...." said Chris.

"Lindsay" continued Chris, who passed Heather and Webby marshmallows. "You two are safe" said Chris. Webby high-fived his team. In the confessional, DJ said: "Couldn't have eliminated Webby. The team voted Lindsay, despite our friendship with her".

"Yes" said Heather. "I won?" said Lindsay. "No. We as a team eliminated you". "You what?" "Eliminated you". "I thought John was joking". "John? Oh, Justin. No, he wasn't". "But did you eliminate me also?" "Yes". "Why? I thought you were my friend". "I kinda er... used you through the game." "You what?!" "I used you". "Why?" "To make you farther".

"You did?" "If it wasn't for me" Heather continued, "you wouldn't been eliminated in week two!" "Yeeeeah" said LeShawna. "Bye guys" said Lindsay to her team. Before she left, she told Heather off. "Heather, you don't deserve to get this far in the game. You are a mean person and I wish I never met a person like your or you! I hate your clothes, your face, your bear" Lindsay said.

"That wasn't my bear!" said Heather. "Well, you are anyways. You are the meanest, most dumbest, weirdiest, useiest camper and person I know" Lindsay said. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Respect to Lindsay". In the confessional, Gwen said: "Wow". "By the way, your shoes are tacky" said Lindsay.

"Lindsay, time to go" said Chris. "But I am not done". "You will see her later, unless she wins or doesn't get eliminated". With that, Lindsay went on the Boat of Losers. "Bye guys! See you at the finale" she said.

"And this ends the most dramatic episode of the show yet, despite how it is week six. Join us next week to see more me, no Lindsay and why is a bear eating my paycheck?!" said Chris. "Argh. This ends Total Drama Island, for this week at least" Chris winked.

Chapter 7: Phobia Factor
Chris was at the McDonalds drive through. "Last time at Total Drama Island, I got here for a quick lunch. Anyways, Heather betrayed Lindsay and caused her elimination! Join us this week to hear the camper's fears for their next challenge in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

In the confessional, Heather said: "If the camps had no shower for a day, I would be scared. Goth girl would go bananas, LeShawna will grow a beard and I won't live. That's my fear". In the confessional, Courtney said: "My fear is losing this class election. I need this win and if I lose, I'll not be as popular as I am now".

In the confessional, Harold said: "According to my calculator, the movie 2012 is inaccurate in a lot of ways. The first way is that the world cannot get destroyed unless ninjas attacked". A ninja broke into the confessional saying, "NINJA IZZIE!" Harold screamed and begun to run off. "My fear is watching that freaky movie, since it is wrong! Wrong in so many ways!"

Chris continued, "We'll be back after the theme song to share more fears! McLean out!"

(theme song plays)

In the confessional, Justin said: "I cannot become ugly. I have a sexy face right now and it cannot be worth becoming ugly. If I do, all my lady fans will ignore me and I will be a circus freak, like Harold. That dude is ugly". In the confessional, Harold is freaking out, because of the ninjas.

In the confessional, Geoff said: "If I lost my hat, I'll be scared. I would lose my record for the hat on the longest. It has been on for four years, six months, two weeks and five days now". In the confessional, Webby said: "Mice". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Let's say this fast. Miley Cyrus standess. Freaky girl".

In the confessional, Gwen said: "I am not a girl who likes blonde hair or red, so if it becomes red, I'll freak. That's my phobia". In the confessional, Tyler said: "If I lost to Donkey Kong in Mario Superstar Baseball. My team usually sucks though, so I am used to it! BRING IT DK! I'LL--". Tyler got knocked out by the camera. "Clean up in aisle four" said Chris in the confessional.

In the confessional, Katie and Sadie said: "Being separated from each other". In the confessional, Harold is still freaking out. In the confessional, Beth said: "Being homeschooled like Ezekiel. He is a weirdo". In the confessional, LeShawna said: "After last week's challenge, bears. Those animals have been bugging me in my sleep or is that Ezekiel".

In the confessional, Owen said: "Jumping off the cliff. Once is enough thank you very much". In the confessional, DJ said: "Here goes my big list of fears. I am scared of: bugs, ants, water, cliffs, psycho killers, worms and psycho impostors called Izzy".

In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I am scared of LeShawna, eh. I should've never threw dodgeballs at her butt" he cried. "She is loud also, eh". In the confessional, Bridgette said: "I guess I am the last one. I am scared of spending the day with Chef". She thinks of what happens and barfs. In the confessional, Chris said: "Clean up on aisles thirteen, four, one and eight".

"Now that you all dished your fears" said Chris. "I guess you can all accept or decline doing them on international TV". "And like what Lindsay says, televisions over the rainbow" said Heather. "I think your nice time with Chef begins now" said Chris to Bridgette. Chef waved at Bridgette. "Bye Geoff" she said. "Bye" said Geoff.

"Talking about Geoff, your hat is not on. I wonder where it is" said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: "I hid it in the toilet. I hope he didn't mind that I put it there and used it after cleaning Bridgette's barf". Geoff begun to look for the hat. "Oh Bryan. Where are you?"

"And like what Lindsay says Ryan?" said Heather. "You have to mention Lindsay after every thing someone says" said LeShawna. "My name is Dindsay or is it Dusty" said Heather. "LeShawna, get your camping bags. You are going to sleep with the bears in the forest tonight!" said Chris. "Gwen, come over with the intern. He is perfect at hair dying" he continued. LeShawna left to the cabin and Gwen left to the intern.

"AND BY THE WAY" said Chris, "THESE WILL BE TALLIED AS POINTS FOR YOUR TEAM! WINNERS GET IMMUNITY!". In the confessional, Owen said: "Immunity is what we need". Owen grabbed his cellphone and texted KGB to get answers on how to jump off a cliff.

"Duncan, come over to hug a Miley Cyrus standee". "Sup" said the standee. "Since when did standees talk?" said Duncan. "Whoops, that's Miley herself" said Chris winking. Chris dragged Duncan to the actual standee. "You may hug it once you are ready" Chris said.

Courtney's cellphone begun to ring. "Hello?" said Courtney. Her friend Tom said, "Did you hear that Samantha won the election?" "SAMANTHA?!" said Courtney. "Yeah" said Tom. "How much votes did I get?" she asked. "One" said Tom. "And that was you, right?" said Courtney. "No, that was the mouse". "WHAT?!" screamed Courtney. "Got to go. Bye" said Tom.

"A point for Courtney. She took the fear down and now she is suing the school. Good luck with that" said Chris. Another intern broke the shower. "Heather, your challenge is over. You can go to the shower" Chris said. "Good" said Heather, walking to the shower. Once Heather walked into the shower, she noticed it was broken.

"NOOOOOOOO!" she yelled. "Put in the shower line, Chris" she said. "Nope. Face the challenge" said Chris. "You said I had no challenge!" said Heather. "I said face the challenge" said Chris. "I won't. Put on the shower NOW!" she yelled. Chris put on the shower. "Much better" she said walking into it again.

"No points for the Gophers, one for the Bass!" announced Chris. Webby said, "If we lose, Heather must go home". At this time, Geoff was looking everywhere for his hat. "Oh hat. Where are you Bryan?" he said. As for Bridgette, she was making some bad meals for the contestants. "And this is your dinner" said Chef. "This spoon?" asked Bridgette. "Yes" said Chef. "GOT A PROBLEM?" "No sir" said Bridgette.

Gwen was changing fast. "OW!" she yelled. Once the intern was finished with the makeover, she said: "RED HAIR?! What are you guys thinking?! Change it back! Change it BACK!" The intern got back to work changing it back fast.

Duncan was hugging the Miley Cyrus standee. "You know you are gross" said the real Miley. "Shut up" Duncan said. Courtney's face went in shock. In the confessional, she asked: "Duncan is cheating on me already?!" "Duncan! We need a talk! NOW!" she said.

Duncan walked over to Courtney. "Yes darling?" he said. Courtney slapped him in the face. "OW!" said Duncan. "What was that for?" "Why are you cheating on me?" said Courtney. "Cheating?! That was my fear. I don't like Miley" said Duncan. "Don't you want to win?" asked Duncan. "True. Fine. I'll give you one more chance" said Courtney.

In the confessional, Duncan said: "I can do good with or without her". "Two points for the Bass, still none for the Gophers!" said Chris. "Webby, come to the closet. You are going to deal with mice!" "MICE?!" said Webby, running off. "Still no points. You Gophers are chickens!" said Chris!

LeShawna, who was still relaxing heard a bear. "You are not starting" she said. Geoff looked in the Mess Hall. "Did you use my hat for cooking?" said Geoff. "No" said Chef.

Chris took Owen up the cliff with a golf cart. "Enjoy jumping off this thing again! Remember the sharks and everything" said Chris. Chris got back on the golf car, driving down the cliff. Owen jumped off the cliff again, causing a big splash. The golf cart spun and flipped over. A fire begun and Chris got out safely running out of the cart. "Sorry" said Owen. "A point for the Gophers" said Chris, fixing his hair.

"Justin, time for a makeover yourself" said Chris, arriving back to the remaining campers. Chris gave some interns tomatos to pelt Justin. After three pelted at Justin, he screamed: "STOP! NO MORE!". "No points for that" said Chris.

The bear was watching LeShawna eating her chips. "Don't come out bear. Just stay there for the rest of the CHALLENGE!" she said. The bear came out when she said challenge. LeShawna threw the chips and climbed up a tree. "No more repeats itchy balls. My butt hates you and you hate my butt" she said.

Chris took Tyler to a video game closet. "I got the game set up. This is the final inning and you are losing by ninety-eight. You got two strikes, no balls, two outs and nobody on base. Goomba is up and- GAME OVER!" said Chris. Tyler said: "Good thing I didn't play". "Argh" said Chris.

Katie took the boat to loserville and they both cried right away. "Weak" said Chris, making the boat return. "Live together" said Chris rolling his eyes. Heather came back from her shower and Gwen came back better than ever. "Your team should be called Phobiatic Gophers" said Chris. Courtney and Duncan laughed.

"DJ, if you, Harold and LeShawna win these challenges, there's a possible win!" said Chris. "You are going to stare at a worm for five minutes. Don't get freaked out or else the Bass win" he continued. DJ begun to look at the same worm Ezekiel spit out on day one. "I know him, eh" said Ezekiel. "Shush" said Heather.

Five minutes later, DJ conquered his fear of worms. The Gophers, except Heather clapped. LeShawna came back alive the next morning and not scared of bears anymore. "I did it" said LeShawna. The Gophers, except Heather again clapped. "Now, this is a tie game. If Bridgette comes back with Chef happy together, the Bass win immunity, but not after Ezekiel does his work" said Chris.

Fifty seven minutes later, Bridgette and Chef came back. Chef got Bridgette a new surfboard. Bridgette accidently hit him while sitting down and Chef blew it up! "Hey" said Bridgette. "Now that the day is over, I can bug you again" said Chef, blowing up everything he brought Bridgette, except for the Chef Hatchet SillyBand™, which he took instead.

"Wait! Harold didn't do his challenge" said Chris, taking Harold to the movie theater. Harold stayed in and watched the whole 2012. In the confessional, Harold said: "Monkeys, explosions, Chris McLean. WIN MOVIE!" "Good movie" said Harold. "The world will get destroyed in 2012! The world will get destroyed in 2012! The world will get destroyed in 2012!" said Harold over and over again.

"Tied again with four per team. Gophers have a big comeback" said Chris. "Am I up, eh?" asked Ezekiel. "Yes" said Chris. "You need this for the win or Beth can, which I don't think will happen" he continued. "Okay". "For this challenge, you need to invite LeShawna to McDonalds" he continued.

"Cool, eh" said Ezekiel. At McDonalds, Chris said: "Which is why I had the recap here". Back to the challenge, Ezekiel asked LeShawna: "Want to have some fries from french and chickens buggets at Mickey Ms?" "Er... no" said LeShawna. "You are crazy" she continued. "Too bad" said Ezekiel, walking away.

"Er... no points" said Chris. "Beth, if you win this, your team gets immunity" said Chris. "Welcome to Mr. Hatchet" he continued. "Today, we are going to learn about kissing" said Mr. Hatchet. "Ooooh" said Beth. After the lesson, Beth came out and begun to kiss the ground. "Thank you! I did not like watching Chef kissing a camel for an hour" said Beth.

"What camel?" asked Chef, throwing a camel into the lake. "Hehe", he laughed. "Since Beth survived the kissing lesson, the Bass win immunity for the FORTH time in a row!" said Chris. "We lost AGAIN AGAIN?!" said the really upset Heather. "You guys are useless" she continued. "Living without a shower is easy, hun" said LeShawna.

In the confessional, Webby said: "I am up for grabs". In the confessional, Harold said: "I would've enjoyed to eat the Chicken Nuggets or French Fries. I should've watched my fat though. Don't want to go husky, do I? But then again, I can beatbox. But then again, naaah. I'll stay at the camp this time".

In the confessional, Justin said: "At least I was pretty". In the confessional, Geoff said: "At least I had an extra hat", putting on another hat exactly like his first one. "Will the record books notice?" he continued. In the confessional, Heather said: "I am voting for Webby. He's useless". In the confessional, Webby said: "I think me, Owen, DJ and most of the team will vote Justin. I am not sure of it though".

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Was that challenge with Ezekiel a technical ask-out, because I don't like him". In the confessional, Chris said: "It totally was!"

The votes were cast hours later. "This is your forth loss. You need to change this team around" said Chris. "Marshmallows go to: Heather, Harold, LeShawna, Gwen and Owen" continued Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: "I am getting close already to the final two". In the confessional, Justin said: "Good thing I won't be going home ANYTIME soon", he said winking.

"DJ gets the next marshmallow. This is the final marshmallow now. Whoever gets it is safe for another week" said Chris. "And it goes to..."

"Webby" said Chris. "YES!" said Webby. "No" said Heather and Justin. "I can't be going" said Justin. "I am too sexy to go!" "The tomatoes made you lose your charm" said Owen. "See you in the dishwasher" said Harold. "You must have done this" said Justin to Chris. "Just doing my job" said Chris.

"Yes!" said Webby in the confessional. "Safe for another week!" Justin boarded the Boat of Losers. "He overstayed this game" said Gwen. "And this ends another week of Total Drama Island. Justin got eliminated and I am going to unsubscribe him on Subscriberhotties.com. Not like I like him. I just spied on him and kinda played the game. Join us next time for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris.

"And the game is really ugly now. Especially Webby!" said Justin yelling. "HEY!" said Webby, ending the episode.

Chapter 8: Up the Creek
"Last time on the legendary Total Drama Island, Justin got eliminated and he insulted Webby" said Chris. Justin, who is on Chris' cellphone said: "I am still angry at you for unsubscribing me on Subscriberhotties.com." "Er... yeah! Join us for more now on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris. "Is the show on?" said Lindsay loud on the cellphone.

(theme song plays)

Heather woke up and said in the confessional, "We need to win this next challenge". Harold said in the confessional, "In my dreams, my mom was running me into the jungle scared of 2012". Courtney said in the confessional, "We are winning this no matter what". In the confessional, Chef said: "Confessional overuse?"

Owen went to the Mess Hall and ate some cookies on the ground. The rest of the cast, except Heather, LeShawna and Gwen were there. "I wonder where they are" said Webby. In the confessional, Courtney said: "They are fighting as a team. Like they'll go far."

Gwen said in the girls cabin, "Did Heather steal my socks?" "I did because someone threw them in the lake" said Heather. "They were smelly" said LeShawna. "And you did eat my chips" she continued. "Yes. I was hungry" Heather said. "I know I should've went to McDonalds with Ezekiel. I always could've ditched him in the bathroom" said LeShawna.

They all walked to the Mess Hall, where Chris announced "The next challenge will be a ride up to Boney Island, a rumored to be haunted island. Whoever rides there first and makes a fire first wins immunity for the team. You should take anything you find, including an idol and come back with it".

In the confessional, Chris said: "And they should take it because? It gives teams bad luck. Perfect for the Bass or the Gophers" said Chris. "That idol is mine" said Tyler in the confessional. "An immunity idol?" asked Beth in the confessional.

The teams got paired up. Heather got paired with Owen and Harold, apparently. LeShawna paired up with Gwen. Webby paired up with DJ. Geoff paired up with Bridgette and Duncan paired up with Courtney. Beth paired up with Tyler and Ezekiel. Katie paired up with Sadie. "THE CHALLENGE BEGINS NOW" announced Chris.

Owen jumped into the lake. "Owen, what are you doing?" said Heather. "Moving with the boat in the water" said Owen. "Please note our season one fan favorite animal is in the water" said Chris. "And what might that be" asked Owen. "Sharks" said Chris. A shark swam toward Owen and Owen jumped out into the boat.

Owen and Harold paddled the boat and Heather relaxed. In LeShawna and Gwen's boat, Gwen said: "Let's win this for the team". "That's right sistah" said LeShawna. LeShawna and Gwen shared a high-five by the one fourth point. "You are doing it wrong" said Courtney. "How?" asked Duncan. "We are supposed to be going left, not right" said Courtney.

"And how do you know that?" "I was a CIT". "Here?" "Yes when this place was ACTUALLY popular". "Fine, we'll go left" said Duncan, steering to the one-fourths place. In the lake, Tyler found the bad luck idol Chris was talking about. "Beth, I found the immunity idol!" said Tyler. "YAY!" said Beth. They high fived each other.

"The bad luck idol" Chris said laughing his head off on shore. As Bridgette and Geoff passed the one fourth place, Harold, Owen and Heather were stuck and were about to sink. "Help!" said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "I am really sorry for everything I did to you Lindsay. Now can you please help?!"

Sharks begun to bite the boat. "I think I have Sharkophobia" said Harold. "Who cares and what is that?" said Heather. "If you are scared of sharks" said the nerdy Harold. "I did not care at all" Heather said. A rescue boat driven by Chef came, but it crashed onto a shark. "Whoops" said Chef, with his boat sinking also. Chris continued to laugh.

Harold, Owen and Heather ran back to shore to get a new boat. "Ow!" said Heather, running away from the sharks. "I think one bit the bottom of my shoes!" she continued. "Are they new?" asked Owen. "Are they new... YES! THEY ARE NEW!" said Heather. In the confessional, Gwen said: "Karma". "Gwen and LeShawna need one fourth more until they win the first challenge for the Gophers" said Chris.

Geoff and Bridgette, who fell in love begun to not pay attention to the boat, causing it to move away from the island and closer to the shore. "TEN MORE INCHES" screamed Chris. "NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX" he continued. "We are winning this" said LeShawna, actually pushing the boat. "THE GOPHERS WIN PART ONE!" said Chris. Webby and DJ made it to the island afterward. Soon, nearly everyone came to the island.

"Excluding Bridgette and Geoff, everyone made it past the first challenge" said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: "If we lost, one of those two love birds will be going home". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Geoff is my dude and I'll trust him, but not Bridgette. Something fishy is wrong with that girl, like how her pet is named Fish, even though it's a bird".

"Whoever makes the biggest fire wins immunity" said Chris! Tyler said: "I won an immunity idol, so we can win this!" "No lighters" said Chris. "Darn" said Duncan, snapping. "AND GO!" said Chris. Heather and Harold begun to rub sticks with the rest of the team. Suddenly, DJ's stick got fire! "I GOT FIRE!" said DJ, who was happy!

"I got fire! I got fire!" he said dancing with the sticks. "WAIT! I GOT FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" DJ screamed. "Put it down" said the team. "Hurry" said Webby.

"This is awesome!" said Chris. Bridgette and Geoff not paying attention said, "What?" Geoff said, "I'll do my homework later mom!" DJ put the sticks down and ran behind Duncan. "I wonder how you did that" said Duncan. "AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD AT THIS!" said the fueled up Courtney.

"Hey. I can't be Mr. Perfect, can I?" said Duncan. "I don't care. You know this stuff". "He beat me to it, what can I say?" "You can say Vote me off". "No". "Why?" "Wait a second. Why didn't you do this also? We should blame THEM over there" said Duncan, pointing at Bridgette and Geoff.

"The Gophers win" said the laughing Chris. "Fine" said Courtney. "We'll eliminate Romeo" she continued. "No. What about Juliet?" "Whatever. Let's have a split vote on this" said Courtney. "Cool with me" said Duncan.

In Bridgette and Geoff's boat, Bridgette stopped daydreaming and got serious. She slapped Geoff in the face. "I think we daydreamed through most of the challenge" said Bridgette. "Let's not go near each other in important challenges like these" said Geoff. "Agreed, babe. Now let's hope we won the challenge" said Bridgette, away from Boney Island.

Webby pulled DJ over. "I heard that Chris said that there was a bad luck idol. Don't tell anyone, but Tyler picked it up and has it in his pocket" said Webby. DJ's face went in shock. "Yes. Don't tell the Bass yet. I'll tell them once I have to" said Webby.

In the confessional, DJ said: "Wow". DJ walked over to the Gophers again, with Webby and the new secret. "Darn immunity idol!" said Tyler, throwing it into the lake. "No" said Webby. "Your plan did not work" said DJ. "It will when Beth will pick it up again" Webby said.

"I threw the immunity idol in the lake" said Tyler to Beth. "Why?" asked Beth. "It did not work" said Tyler. "Of course, it did not work. Don't you have to shake it?" "I don't care about it. We can do fine without it". "I'll keep it for safe keeping" said Beth, picking it up.

"See what I mean" said Webby. "You're right" said DJ. In the Mess Hall, the Bass had to pick someone to get eliminated. "I think we all know who we are voting for" said Courtney and Duncan, both staring at Geoff and Bridgette. "We are sorry guys" said Geoff. "We were winning at first and we got caught up with each other and we lost" said Bridgette.

"And we needed this challenge for another win" said Courtney, refusing to accept their apology. "I agree with you" said Duncan. "True love, eh" said Ezekiel. "Please don't vote us off" said Bridgette and Geoff.

"We will" said Courtney. "Or we will not" said Duncan, exchanging looks. "And now it's time to vote someone off" said Chris. "You have an hour". An hour later, all votes were cast.

"I thought you had something going" said Chris to the Bass. "Something" Chris said staring at Beth and Tyler "stopped you guys" Chris continued. "The votes determine that Duncan, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, Beth and Tyler are all safe" Chris continued.

They all got their marshmallows thrown at them by Chris. Duncan stared at Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney said: "Of course they'll vote for Courtney. It's always Courtney, Courtney, Courtney". "Let's not make Courtney angry" Chris said, throwing her a marshmallow. In the confessional, Courtney said: "And of course, Courtney, Courtney, Courtney is safe again".

"One of you lovebirds got voted off and that one will not get a marshmallow. You may kiss whenever whichever got eliminated, k?" said Chris. "Okay" they both said holding hands. "And that loser is..." said Chris:

"Bridgette" Chris said finally. "Never going to let you go, oooh oh, ohh oh" said Bridgette, upset. "It's cool babe" said Geoff leaning in about to kiss for a moment. As they got close, Ezekiel threw a pie at Bridgette. "HEY!" said Bridgette. Ezekiel said: "Sorry, eh. Chris told me to ruin the moment". "Chris!" said them both.

As they got in for their first kiss, Chris grabbed Bridgette with one hand and took her to the Boat of Losers. "We have a budget cut going on and I need more time. You two need less". "Bye babe" said Geoff. "Bye Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz" said Bridgette. "Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz?" said Courtney. "Pathetic" continued Courtney. The Boat of Losers took off with Bridgette.

"I'll miss her" said Geoff, "but now I can focus in this game. Focus, focus". Courtney looked at Geoff. "I never knew you had brown hair before. Haha" said Geoff. Courtney made a weirded out look. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Courtney thinks the name Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz is weird, but she calls me Dunky. You call Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz weird and pathetic".

"This ends another fantastic week of Total Drama Island. Remember to stay tuned tomorrow all day for more me, me and me. And not much of the campers on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! McLean out!" said Chris, ending the episode.

Chapter 9: Paintball Deer Hunter
"Let's review last week's awesome episode! F. R. E. E. That spells free. Don't Report Chris.com/ Baby! Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz was left without Bridgette last week after her awesome elimination! And that is my story. Download Windows 7!" Chris said

(theme song plays)

LeShawna and Heather woke up and ran to the shower. Heather went in there first, but LeShawna said: "I don't want you to hog the shower, before I get in!" "First come, first serve" said Heather. LeShawna begun to shove Heather out of the way.

"It's MY shower" said Heather. Ezekiel, now awoken came to the scene saying: "Your name is not on it, eh" said Ezekiel. "It needs to be on the shower, so you can get it" said Ezekiel continuing. Heather grabbed a pencil from an intern, writing her name on the shower. "It's your's, eh" said Ezekiel. "What does he know?" said LeShawna.

"Out of MY shower" said Heather. "We'll have tea time later, I have to finish this" she continued, moving LeShawna away. "You aren't going to book this yet, Heather" said LeShawna. Heather slammed the shower door close and begun to shower.

"That girl is really getting on my nerves now" said LeShawna. Fifty minutes later, everyone awoken and Chris said: "Gather around my children. Today's challenge is a fight to the death. At least for deer". Harold said, "Are we killing them?" said Harold. "NOOO! Not the deer" said DJ. "What did we do to them?" he continued. "A lot" said Chris, focusing on Duncan.

"What? Someone ate my chips" said Duncan. "And that someone was Heather" said LeShawna in the confessional. "Whatever. The person must've been hungry" said Heather. "Person?" said Duncan, raising his fist. "Incorrect Heather. Chris said a deer did it and not a human" said Harold. Duncan kicked Harold. "Save that later, when we will need it" said Duncan.

"Like now" said Harold. "I mean once you get eliminated" said Duncan. "Gosh!" said Harold. "Gosh yourself" said Duncan. "Let's chill" said Chris. "Today's challenge is a challenge where a few hunters per team will try to shoot deer from the other team. The hunters from the Gophers are: Gwen, LeShawna and Owen. The hunters for the Bass are: Katie, Tyler and Ezekiel" he continued.

"I cannot be a hunter without Sadie" said Katie. "Fine. Beth will be a hunter. You are a deer" said Chris. "YAY!" said Katie and Sadie. Sadie gave Chris a bear hug. "Not the hair" said Chris. "Whoever gets shot first loses. Deer may have a five minute advantage of running off. Shoot the other team guys!" he continued.

The deer ran off. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "I cannot wait to shoot Heather". In the confessional, Heather said: "I cannot believe I am a deer. First off, I hate deers. Second off, LeShawna and Gwen will just shoot me and last off, did Chris say run?"

After five minutes, Chris shot a paintball in the air and said "GO!" The hunters ran and the camera lost battery. "AND SADIE GETS SHOT DOWN!" said Chris in the background. "Ow" said Chris. "OH!" he continued. Once the cameraman found a new camera, he turned it on at Chris and Sadie. "Hehehe" said Chris, running off.

Sadie ran off to a blueberry bush and begun to eat some. Owen then tracked down Katie. Owen begun to chase Katie through trees, forests, cabins and finally up the cliff. Owen, who slowed down after running up the cliff, begun to get tired. He daydreamed and thought he saw Katie jumping off the cliff.

Owen stopped daydreaming and jumped off the cliff, screaming. Katie's face made it look like she had no emotion. Owen, finally landed in the sea in the safe zone, but caused a big splash. Webby begun to run off and hide in Chef's kitchen.

He did not notice that Chef was here and Chef carried Webby outside into the confessional to teach him a lesson. "That is MY kitchen. No paintballs going in MY kitchen. No kids going in MY kitchen. Nothing gets screwed up in MY kitchen. GOT THAT?!" said the boiled up Chef. "Err... yes" said Webby. "I CANNOT HEAR YOU!" "Shush". "I won't shush until you say yes".

"I am going to get caught because of you!" "I don't care". Then, a person came up and shot Chef. "Let's go Webby" said LeShawna, taking him out of the confessional. "I see Webby, eh. 'sup?" said Ezekiel. "Hide" said Webby. "Hide from what?" said Ezekiel. "You" said Webby. "Why?"

"Because you'll shoot me". "No, I won't, eh. I shoot nothing, except bowling pins". Webby and LeShawna exchanged weirded out faces. "Err... got to go" said LeShawna and Webby. "Okay. If you see any bowling pins, call me" said Ezekiel. "Okay".

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "That guy needs to wake up". In the confessional, Webby said: "LeShawna is awesome, because she is just LeShawna. I hope she gets a far run in this game!"

Katie and Sadie begun to run away from Owen, who got out of the sea. "I hope we don't get hit" said Sadie. "Same here" said Katie. In the confessional, Geoff said: "I miss Bridgette. I miss her eyes. I miss her face. I miss her surfboard."

Owen begun to shoot paintballs that just missed Sadie. Owen continued to shoot, until none was left. "RUN!" said Katie. Katie and Sadie begun to run and stepped on Chef also. "Was that your battle ready armor?" asked Katie. "No. Wait. Isn't that from Kids Next Door?" said Sadie. "Nooooo. It's real". "It is?" "Yes". "Cool".

Beth found Heather and Beth said: "Let's ignore each other this moment, as we are in the same alliance". Heather nodded, took Beth's paintball gun and begun to run off. "Can she do that?" asked the cameraman to Chris. "Hmmm... I suppose so" Chris said.

"So rude!" said Beth, walking off. Tyler then found Harold and begun to shoot his paintball gun. Tyler actually shot it up and had to get away each time. "Your accuracy is off by a lot" said the nerdy and dorky Harold. "Get a room for your stupid science dweeb" said Duncan, shoving Harold aside. "Shoot him!" said Duncan to Tyler.

Tyler begun to shoot, but shot an actual deer, a horse and the cameraman. "Whoops" said Tyler. Harold begun to run off. "You let him get away! What kind of hunter are you?" said Duncan. "Give me that" he continued, snatching the paintball gun.

"I am getting dweeb". "GO DUNKY!" said Courtney. "Dunky?" said Harold laughing. "Shut up nerd" said Duncan, still chasing Harold around and about. In the confessional, Duncan said: "I told you. Geoffie SnuggleBunzieWunzieKinz is no better than Dunky. At least I don't call her Courtey."

"At least we still have that immunity idol to win" said Tyler to himself. Owen got reloaded with paintballs. "We have one supply left" said Chris. "Any takers?" he continued. "Not yet" said Duncan, Heather and Gwen. Gwen begun to hunt Courtney.

"I have a strategy" said Gwen in the confessional. "Pretending to quit" she continued. Back in the outdoors, by Courtney's hiding spot, Gwen said: "Oh no. I am too hot right now to do this. I guess I'll quit!". Gwen dropped her paintball gun and Courtney ran out and tried to get it. "Not yet at least" Gwen said laughing.

In the confessional, Gwen said: "I knew it will work and Courtney. One word: BUSTED!" In the confessional, Courtney: "Who am I going to blame? Ghostbusters. No, seriously. If we lose this challenge, I better not be the one who will be leaving my money here".

Gwen said: "You are busted". Gwen begun to shoot her paintballs at Courtney. Courtney ducked, moved to the side, moved left, moved right, jumped and walked back for the first few. She begun to run off. "Gwen is nuts!" she said. "No. You are" Gwen said, shooting another paintball. At this time, Heather was walking back to the showers, about to drop her paintball gun, when this caught her eyes.

In the confessional, Heather said: "This will be a perfect win in my column!" Heather shot a paintball at Courtney. "HEY! You are a deer" said Courtney. "Not anymore" said Heather. "Whatever" said Gwen, still chasing Courtney with Heather. Heather then shot another paintball at Courtney.

This one was the challenge winner. It hit Courtney! "YES!" said Heather and Gwen. Heather dropped the paintball gun and ran to the shower to relax. "The Gophers win it all AGAIN!" said Chris. At this time, the challenge ended and Duncan shot a few more paintballs at Harold, which three of them hit him.

"OW!" said Harold, "he said Challenge over!" "Not for me at least" said Duncan. "The Bass will vote who to eliminate! Please note that Courtney lost for them" said Chris. "Hey! Two against one. You call that fair" said Courtney. "Yes, I do" said Chris.

When Katie and Sadie walked to the Mess Hall, they stepped on Chef. "Katie, are you sure that was my Battle Ready Armor?" said Sadie. "Yes" said Katie. "Those are for guys though" said Sadie. "No, they protect us from guys" said Katie. "Oooooh. I see" said Sadie, continuing to walk. Nobody noticed Chef.

The Bass needed someone to eliminate. "You should be the next one outta here" said Duncan to Courtney. "Didn't you like me?" said Courtney. "I do, but I do not want a person who loses challenges for my team in the team" said Duncan. "What about Geoff?" "He actually did well today and I trust him more than I trust you".

"You what?" "Trust him more than you". "If I am safe Duncan, we are going to need a talk". "A talk, eh" said Ezekiel. "Can I join?" he continued. "No" said Courtney. "It's for me and Duncan only" she continued. "Okay, eh" said Ezekiel.

"We will vote for whoever and that'll be that. Just don't vote for me" said Courtney. "You have an hour to make your elimination decisions and cast your votes" said Chris. An hour later, everyone casted their votes and it was time for the marshmallow ceremony!

"This is not a last chance workout, nor a sudden death battlezone, but it is your ticket home" said Chris in the ceremony. "If I call your name, you are safe for now" he continued. "Katie, Sadie and Beth!" Katie and Sadie said: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" when they heard their names were called.

In the shower, off screen Heather said, "I am trying to have some peace". "Gurl, you are crazy" said LeShawna, also off screen in the girls cabin. "Duncan and Tyler, are safe also" said Chris. They both got their marshmallow and glanced at each other.

In the confessional, Courtney said: "I am in the final two with Geoff. I hope I get this marshmallow". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Once again, I can go far with or without her".

"This is the final marshmallow" said Chris. "Whoever gets this is safe, but must enjoy being tortured for another week" he continued. "It is so mine. Good prize if I get worked up, but bad if I get eliminated" said Courtney. "And this marshmallow goes to" said Chris...

"COURTNEY!" said Chris. "YES!" said Courtney, getting her marshmallow. She ate it and laughed. "No bad prizes yet" she said. She turned to Duncan. "Except for you" she continued. "We are going to need a long talk" said Courtney.

"Oh boy" said Duncan, getting pulled out by Courtney. "I played a fun game all. Good to meet friends like you, but awesome people like Bridgette. I hope I see you wherever I go" said Geoff.

"This ends another fantastic week of Total Drama Island, with all of you BxG fangirls saying hehehehe" said Chris. Geoff boarded the Boat of Losers, with sad music. Of course, Geoff made it more fun, by changing it to happy music and wild to "PARTY!" said Geoff, ending the episode!

Chapter 10: If You Can’t Take the Heat...
"If you cannot take the heat, STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!" screamed Chef.

(theme song plays)

Courtney woke up and went to Duncan. Courtney waited for Duncan to wake up and once he did, Duncan said: "What?" Coughing, Courtney said: "Talk". "Yeeeeeeeeah" said Duncan. In the confessional, Duncan said: "This is what you get for liking uptight people".

Outside, Courtney said: "We need to team up now. We are in a losing streak and we can't lose anymore. We need an alliance". "We do?" said Duncan. "Yes". "Hmmm.... I'll join. The rest of the team are: idiots, fools, dumbos, stupid and worth nothing". "Good. You may go". Duncan walked away.

LeShawna and Ezekiel bumped into each other. "Whoops" said LeShawna. "Want to go to McDonalds?" said Ezekiel. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "That would've been nice the other week". "Errr... no" said LeShawna. "Eh, there are some hamburgers". "I must go... Wait a second. Are you waiting to use the bathroom?" "Yes". "No" said LeShawna, walking to the Mess Hall fast.

In the Mess Hall, Chef announced: "Why the heck did Chris have the day off? Anyways, today's dumb challenge is to cook in MY kitchen? Who wrote this?" The writer ran off. Chef crossed that out and wrote something else. "Today's stupid challenge is to cook me two things in a stupid kitchen that is not mine. It may be tasty. Winners get A HOTEL?". Chef crossed that out also and wrote something else.

"Winners get to enjoy watching the losers eating garbage with the raccoons" Chef said. Everyone gasped. "It better be good and yummy" said Chef. "And I'll rate it" he continued.

The teams split up and thoughts of ideas for food. Beth threw away the idol. "Yeah Tyler. You were right. That idol did nothing, but made us lose" said Beth. Tyler smiled. "Okay. We need--" begun Duncan, before getting interupted by Courtney, "a captain. That's me and we are making cake and hmmm... Pizza".

"I LOVE CAKE!" said Sadie. "Cruel Albert Kan't Eat?" asked Katie. "The food!" "OOOOOH! I know how to make it also". Katie and Sadie grabbed the frosting and begun to eat it. "HEY!" said Courtney. "You don't eat the frosting to make cake" she continued. "You don't?" asked Sadie. "I think we eat the crumbs and then--" Katie said.

"No" said Beth. "Like this", she said spitting on the frosting. Beth grabbed a knife. DJ, who was on the other side of the kitchen screamed "KNIFE!" and hid under the table. "It's okay DJ" said Owen. "Just a knife that can hurt someone on accident" Owen continued. A frightened DJ stayed under the table.

Courtney begun to make the cake's crumbs and shape. Duncan and Tyler put it in the oven and after thirty minutes, they took it out. "A bit gross" said Courtney. "But that'll do" she continued. Next, Beth took some frosting out of the container. "This frosting is old" said Beth. "Whatever happened to Pillsbury?" she continued. After a few minutes of hard work, the cake was done.

"I am captain" said Heather on the Gophers side. "Whatever" said LeShawna. "Owen, get oranges. Harold, get apples" said Heather. "But I am allergic to apples" said Harold. "Who cares? Go get them!" said Heather. Owen grabbed the oranges and threw them at Tyler. "Whoops" said Owen. "You okay dude?" continued Owen.

No comment came from Tyler. Owen hid Tyler behind the fruit truck. "Er..." Owen said, before running off, whistling. Harold begun to sneeze. "Achoo! ACHOO! Take the-- achoo! Apples-- achoo! Away from m-ACHOO! e" said Harold. "Hold those" said Heather.

"LeShawna, Gwen, find berries from the forest" said Heather. "Why can't you do that?" said LeShawna. "Because, I need to be captain". "Why don't we all go?" said LeShawna. "No. Only you two. Now, out!" said Heather, pushing LeShawna and Gwen away and locking the door. "Good. Now, they won't be bugging me". "ACHOO!" said Harold.

Back at the Bass side, the pizza was going well. Courtney and Sadie put the sauce on, as Duncan put the dough on. "Where's Tyler?" said Katie. "I bet he is in the can" said Duncan. "Okay" said Katie, finding the cheese. As Katie put on the cheese with Ezekiel, Ezekiel's nose had a problem and Ezekiel picked it.

Ezekiel grabbed more cheese (with his booger) and put it in the pizza. "Ezekiel!" said Courtney! "Is it true that you picked your nose and put it on the pizza?" she continued angry. "Yes, eh. I don't see the problem. We do that a lot" said Ezekiel.

"WHAT?!" said Courtney. "Ezekiel is sitting out this challenge alright. We need to redo the pizza! EZEKIEL PICKED HIS NOSE AND PUT IT ON THE PIZZA!" said Courtney. The Bass groaned, as the snotty Heather laughed. "You call that funny? It's gross" said Courtney. "Enjoy redoing your hard work" said Heather. Courtney growled.

"Bite me" said Courtney in the confessional. In the forest, LeShawna and Gwen found a blueberry bush and picked some blueberries. "Aren't you going to skip off?" said an intern in the forest. LeShawna punched and knocked out the intern. "And that's how you go down!" said LeShawna.

LeShawna and Gwen began to walk back to the kitchen. "Owen, there's spaghetti in the cabinets. Please get them and not eat them" said Heather. "Okay" said Owen. "If we can't win this, we'll use Owen to" said Courtney in the confessional. "This spaghetti is really good. Someone should try it" Courtney said. "I should take one..." said Owen, eating it.

"Another one wouldn't hurt" said Owen. DJ said, "DON'T EAT IT OWEN! She's using you" under the table. "She is? I cannot eat it, because we are in need for a win" said Owen. "DJ!" said Courtney. "Helping my team" said DJ, under the table.

Owen gathered the spaghetti all over and gave it to Heather. Heather tried to start a fire, but it backfired and her eyebrows didn't look swell. "My eye-achoo!" said Harold. "I need a shower!" said Heather, running off. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed DJ! Then, the water boiled and went onto Harold pants. "No!" said Harold. Duncan laughed and tripped on Webby. "Whoops" said Duncan.

"This is what we needed" said Courtney, finishing up the pizza. Gwen came back first and said: "Where's Heather?" "Shower-achoo" said Harold, still wet. "Go figure" said LeShawna, who also returned, listening to the conversation.

Courtney put the pizza in the oven and once it got out, she said: "Woah. This pizza is too small. Redo it right this time" said Courtney! Duncan and Beth did the dough, sauce and cheese. Then, they put it in the oven.

Then, LeShawna and Gwen put blueberries in the salad. Harold begun to make the spaghetti. All went well until it boiled, after Harold said: "I have to use the bathroom". Harold went off and Gwen took over, because Harold wanted her to.

"OH NO!" said Gwen. "It's too hot! It's boiling! LeShawna, some help needed!" said Gwen. LeShawna, who was finishing the salad saw Gwen and walked over. "Hurry" said Gwen. "Shut it off!" she continued. LeShawna shut off the stove and before you knew it, the spaghetti was over cooked.

Then, Heather returned. "Who put chips on the toilet?!" said Heather. Ezekiel laughed. "You call that funny?! There's grease all over me now!" said the feuded Heather. The whole kitchen was full of laughter. "You guys are pathetic loons that should try have grease all over yourselves" Heather said, before walking off again to the shower.

"Tyler still isn't back" said Katie. "It doesn't take that long to use the bathroom unless he went Elvis on us" said Duncan. Tyler then woke up on the ground and went into the kitchen. The kitchen was full of laughter, again, except for Owen and Tyler. "Err... hehe?" said Owen.

"You should see your face" said Webby, giving a mirror to Tyler. "There's BUGS all over me! Get them off! Get them off!" said Tyler. Everyone but DJ and Tyler laughed. "I can't find how that's funny. I am scared of bugs also" said DJ. The pizza finished. "Good job guys!" said Courtney.

Harold returned and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The spaghetti!" he screamed. "Mama mia, eh" said Ezekiel. "Let's go maggots. Off to give me your food!" said Chef.

Everyone arrived with their foods. "Chubby's team. Where's my dinner?!" said Chef. "Err... problem?" said Gwen. "Where is my dinner?" "We have a--". "WHERE IS MY DINNER?" "Problem that". "WHERE IS MY DINNER?" "It overcooked". "WHERE IS MY DINNER?" "Shut up". "No points".

"Uptight girl's team. Dinner" said Chef. "HEY! I AM NOT UPTIGHT!" "Hand me my pizza". Ezekiel handed Chef the pizza. Chef ate it. "Better. Give me more". Ezekiel gave Chef more. "MORE!" More Chef got from Ezekiel and more Chef ate. "Even better than Papa John's!" said Chef. "That pizza sucks!" said Duncan. "Shut up. This is a good moment!" said Chef, enjoying the whole pizza.

"One point" said Chef at the end. "WHAT?!" said Courtney. "You liked it" she continued. "One point" said Chef. Heather laughed. "Desert from snothead's team!" said Chef. "Hey!" said Heather. LeShawna gave Chef the fruit salad. Chef ate it and said "Eight points".

"YES!" said the Gophers. "Homeschool's team. Give me desert" said Chef. "You know you act like a baby" said Duncan, giving Chef the cake. "Cake?!" Chef said, gobbling it down. "HEY! Why didn't I have cake?" said Owen. "Hmmm... eight points" said Chef.

"Homeschool's dumb team won the dumb challenge. Now, nerd's team has to eat from the garbage. Have fun" said Chef, laughing. "NO!" said Heather. "I refuse to do it". Owen ate it and the rest of the team went off to decide who to eliminate. "YES!" said the Bass, as they left.

After a few more bites of garbage, Owen walked over also. The Bass walked to their cabin. At the Mess Hall, Heather said "So it's settled right?". "Yes" said Harold, Webby and DJ. "We should vote you of for ditching us" said LeShawna. "Yeah" said Gwen. "So we are voting Heather?" asked Owen. "Yes" said LeShawna. "I hope" Gwen added.

The votes were cast hours later and Chris returned. "You lost? Ha. Haha. Hahahaha" said Chris. "Oh shut up" said Gwen, at the ceremony with her team. In the confessional, Heather said: "Oh boy, this'll be great!" "Marshmallows go to Owen, Webby, DJ, Harold and LeShawna!" said Chris.

"We have two marshmallows left. It can be for Heather. Or it can be for Gwen" said Chris. "It goes to":

"Heather" said Chris finally, ending the drama. "YES!" said Heather, rubbing it in! "I am safe. And goth girl is not! I am safe!" said Heather. "Bye Gwen" said Owen and LeShawna sadly. "You played a good game" said Webby. Gwen grinned.

"At least you'll still have Trent" said Webby. Gwen blushed and smilied. She took off to the Dock of Shame. "Goodbye everyone. I hope everyone but Heather does well. I hope Heather gets some karma" said Gwen, throwing a fish at Heather.

"EWWWW!" said Heather. "No wonder why you are dirty and smelly" said Heather. "I need a shower" she continued. "Enjoy Heather" said Gwen in the boat, which took off. LeShawna ran to the pipes and put sewer drain water in it, instead of the water. Heather walked in and begun to scream: "EWWW! DIRTY! DIRTY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS WHOEVER DID IT!" screamed Heather.

"This ends the time with Gwen. Join us next week to see more of me and how good I was on the award show. You know, I should take more breaks. Chef did so good!" Chris said. "Until next time, this is Total Drama Island!" Chris said, finishing off the episode.

Chapter 11: Who Can You Trust?
"Don't you all love award shows? I do. Don't you love being host in award shows? I do. Do you love being host in award shows while being a host of an awesome and dramatic television show called Total Drama Island?! BECAUSE I DO!" said Chris. "Why is there drama? Gwen got eliminated last week, as we are moving on close to the finals" Chris continued.

"Apparently" Chris said. "Teams don't work out and frictions begin. The producers, writers and I decided to break everyone up into the merge! Haha. And they vote people off for sucking as a team. Not needed anymore, especially you Harold. You'll probably get safe after the merge, until Duncan picks on you" Chris continued.

(theme song plays)

LeShawna woke up. "This is going to be a LONG season" said LeShawna, staring at Heather. Heather woke up. "Good morning butt shopper" she said. "Butt shopper? It's not even 9:00 and we are fighting. Give it a break girl". "Back off" Heather said walking away.

"That gurl has problems" said LeShawna, when she left. In the boys cabin, Webby said: "Let's hope we don't have a hard challenge. I am exhausted from the cook-off". DJ said: "I agree. Chef worked us hard too much!" Duncan said, "We would've won faster if it wasn't for Chef rating our pizza one point, despite how he loved it."

Chef announced the next challenge. "Come outside NOW!" "He's not hosting the challenge again" said DJ. Chris was waiting outside. "Wazzup?" he said. Everyone clapped that Chris was back. "Chef is nuts" said DJ. Owen, Webby, Katie and Sadie all agreed and nodded. "Harold. We are going to need nicknames. Call me.... Popular101. I'll call you Noodle" said Heather.

"Okay Popular101" said Harold. "But these nicknames are stupid" Harold continued. "If you have a problem, why don't you find your own alliance" said Heather. "Maybe I will" said Harold. In the confessional, Heather said: "He'll just forget. Dorks".

In the confessional, Harold said: "I will remember this. No balls. Three strikes. That's strike one. Hey. Did you know there used to be nine balls before there were five and the current four! Hah! Funny".

"Today campers" said Chris. "You are going to trust each other!" he continued. "Whichever team wins three challenges first wins immunity. The losers will send someone home. For the first challenge, Owen and Harold for the Gophers. Ezekiel and Tyler for the Bass. We are going to do a few William Tell challenges".

"Ezekiel and Harold will throw the apples to Tyler and Owen to knock of an arrow on their head. Easy right?" Chris said. Ezekiel nodded. Harold said, "I am allergic of apples. Aren't you going to do something?" "Well, Ezekiel and Harold will be blindfolded" Chris announced, giving them blindfolds. "Let's go Harold!" said LeShawna. "Win this for the team Noodle" said Heather. "Will hope so Popular101--achoo" said Harold.

"Are these codes?!" said Katie. "OOOOH! I LOVE TO CRACK CODES!" said Sadie. "Like in the Kids Next Door" said Katie. "I KNOW, RIGHT!" said Sadie. Then, they both squealed: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Why don't you start on A next time, then go to E?" said Heather. "Let's try now!" said Sadie. "No" said Heather. "Why not while a challenge" continued Heather. "And we'll win it" said Heather in the confessional. "The challenge begins in five, four, three-- We cannot be wasting all of this drama! BEGIN!" said Chris! "ACHOO!" said Harold. "Worry about your sneezy thing later!" said Heather. "We need to win this challenge Noodle" she continued.

Ezekiel begun to throw some apples. One hit Chef, another hit LeShawna's butt. "HEY!" said LeShawna. She grabbed the apple and threw it at Ezekiel. "Stop it with my butt!" said LeShawna. "I can't see, eh!" said Ezekiel. "Do I look like a stalker to you?" said LeShawna. Harold begun to sneeze and sat down. "I can't do this!" he cried. "NOODLE!" said Heather.

"What are you doing? You are supposed to win" said Heather. Right then, Ezekiel threw an apple at the target. "What?!" said Tyler. "Homeschool!" said Courtney. "Argh!" said Duncan. "The Gophers win. Ezekiel shot off Owen's arrow, but not Tyler's. Stupid Ezekiel" said Chris.

Heather walked away from Noodle. "What now Popular101? WHAT NOW?! I can't take this pain!" he cried on the ground. "Get a book to read, Bookworm" said Heather, walking off.

"Challenge two is another cook off!" said Chris. "Not again" said DJ. "But I will host it!" said Chris. "Yes!" said DJ! "LeShawna and Heather, respectively for to Gophers. And Katie and Sadie for the Bass!" said Chris. Katie and Sadie squealed again: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Then, they squealed "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "And like I said, do it while the challenge" said Heather. "Okay!" said Katie. In the confessional, Heather said: "Easy win". LeShawna said in the confessional, "What in the world is she doing?"

Chris took them four into the kitchen that was used for the previous challenge. "Today, you are going to make a McDonalds Happy Meal" said Chris. "Another reason why I should've went to McDonalds with Homeschool the other day" said LeShawna. "You just can't give it up" said LeShawna to Chris. "No, no I can't" said Chris to LeShawna.

"One person will cook it, one person will eat it!" said Chris. "I love McDonalds Happy Meal!" said Katie and Sadie. "THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!" said Sadie. "And go!" said Chris. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "When I was 15 last year, someone from McDonalds offered me their job, but I refused. I also take that back".

"Let's make french fries and chicken nuggets" said Sadie. "And who should cook?" asked Sadie. "I should" said Katie. "But, didn't you burn the pizza yesterday?" said Sadie. "Don't tell!" said Katie, innocently waving to the camera. "So I will eat" said Katie. "And you will cook" continued Katie. "YAY!" said Sadie, hugging Katie. "No power hugs!" said Katie. "PUPPY HUGS!" said Sadie, lightly hugging Katie.

In the Gophers side, LeShawna said: "I'll eat and you'll cook". Heather said: "Whatever? I'll make some fruit salad again and water". "Okay" said LeShawna. After a few minutes, the Bass were done. Heather was finding water on the ground from rain the other day. "Er... that'll do!" said Heather, giving LeShawna the remains of Chef's fruit salad and the yucky stepped on water.

"You had to give me that. Couldn't you have made me one by scratch" said LeShawna. "No" said Heather. "You are nuts" said LeShawna. "The Bass will go first!" announced Chris. Sadie gave Katie her meal. Katie enjoyed her chicken nuggets and double dipped her french fries. "DOUBLE DIP!" she yelled each time she double dipped.

"Can I try?" said Sadie. "Sure!" said Katie, giving Sadie a hug. Sadie tried some chicken nuggets and french fries. "I do cook good!" said Sadie. "It looks like they enjoyed it!" said Chris, who looked at the Gophers meal. "That isn't a happy meal" Chris said. "It is now!" said Heather. "The Bass win the challenge!" said Chris. "What?!" said Heather.

"It's a meal and it looks happy" said Heather. "Happy that they weren't eaten" said LeShawna. "Nobody asked you" said Heather. "White girl will be asked" said LeShawna. "Ladies, let's chill" said Chris, breaking the fight. In the confessional, Chris said: "What I said about teams. Don't work".

"Anyways, it may be a meal and look happy to you, but it's not a meal from McDonalds that kids eat and love. Katie and Sadie had chicken nuggets and french fries that they ate and loved. In the end, Bass win this challenge. Gophers lose" said Chris. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" squealed Sadie and Katie.

Chris brought them back to everyone else. "It's now tied, one to one" said Chris. "Sorry Noodle" said Heather. "Friends?" continued Heather. "Sure Popular101" said Harold. "Good" said Heather. "For the next challenge, it's the blind trapeze!" said Chris.

"One person will hold the rope, as another will tell the person when to jump to the other side of the safe net, because you are blindfolded if you are holding trapeze. If you don't make it safe, good luck.... If you both win, you both get points. If you both lose, you both don't get points. Just because I like to mess around, DJ and Heather will go for the Gophers and Courtney and Beth will go for the Bass".

"Since the Bass won last challenge, they go first. Courtney will be on the trapeze and Beth will tell her when to jump" said Chris. Before getting on, Courtney told Beth, "We need to win. If we lose this challenge, you'll more than likely go home". Beth gulped as Courtney got on. Courtney begun to swing. "JUMP!" said Beth. Courtney, who apparently was late on that, fell in. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Courtney.

"Help Dunky!" said Courtney. In the confessional, Duncan said: "There's that dumb nickname again". Duncan ran over to Courtney, who got stung over and over again. Chef took Courtney to the infirmary. "Unless one of you guys fall down, we lost two challenges out of the three" said Duncan. "DJ will swing the trapeze" said Chris. "Heather will tell him when to jump".

In the confessional, Heather said: "Chris then tells us that DJ will jump. I am going to make him fall in just for fun, because he's a big chicken". DJ got blindfolded and got on. "Win this Heather" said LeShawna. "Yeah! Popular101! Win it!" said Harold. "Popular101?" said LeShawna.

When DJ was in the middle, Heather said "JUMP!" DJ jumped after getting his parachute ready. He jumped in the safe zone, scared as can be. "I am dying!" cried DJ. "To my Momma, you can sell all of my Toronto Blue Jay figures and you can give Webby and Owen my marshmallows for now on Chris. For future episodes, if you need my vote, just vote for Heather each time" said DJ.

DJ then opened his eye and Heather slapped him. He opened both of his eyes. "What was that for girl?" LeShawna said. "He wants me gone, but that won't happen" said Heather. "And he also deserved a lesson" Heather continued. "Someone needs a lesson, alright" said LeShawna, grabbing Heather and tying her up on a pole. "Call me if you need another, hun" said LeShawna, before walking away.

"I'LL GET YOU LESHAWNA!" said Heather tied up on the pole. "Not now at least" said LeShawna continuing to walk back to the challenge. "This is another challenge, a relay race. Two people from each team will be sliding down the hill with explosions, bears, ramps and much more unsafe things" said Chris.

"And those people will be Webby and Owen for the Gophers and Duncan and Sadie for the Bass" continued Chris. "Fair" said Chris. "Right?" he asked. "Yes" said Webby and Duncan, shaking hands. In the confessional, Tyler said: "I found the tiki in the garbage, so it is in my pocket". He sticks it out. "I now have trust on it now, because we won last week's challenge! Two in a row, baby!"

Everyone got settled on their sleighs. Chris gave blindfolds to the drivers. "Your partner will navigate you around" said Chris. "Wouldn't this be good in winter?" said Duncan. "Want to be sleeping in the cold, or playing dodgeball in the cold? Don't think so" said Chris. "AND GO!" said Chris. The teams begun to slide down the hill. A bomb went by Webby and Owen.

"Is this Mario Party 5? With the bombs moving around and then explode on you. Dodgebomb. I remember" said Harold. "Hush, Noodle" said Harold. "Sorry Popular101" said Harold. The bomb exploded and Webby and Owen went flying into the lead, half way. "Webby and Owen are half way" said Chris. Duncan and Sadie went on a ramp, because of Sadie's directions. "LEFT! RIGHT! Watch out for that cliff!" said Sadie to Duncan.

Duncan and Sadie were soon close to Owen and Webby. Owen said, "move to the right. We need to knock them out of the way!" That's what Webby did, making the sleigh stop. "They can do that!" said Chris, watching Webby and Owen go to the three-fourths mark.

"THEY ARE ONE FOURTH AWAY! WEBBY AND OWEN ARE ONE FOURTH AWAY!" said Chris. Harold said, "We got this!" Apparently, another bomb exploded and the sleigh got thrown back to the one half mark. Sadie and Duncan finally got their sleigh going again, making the Bass cheer. "Nevermind" said Harold. "Stop jinxing it, Harold" said LeShawna. "Sorry LeShawna" said Harold.

"From that bomb" Chris said. "The Gophers are sliding down the hill faster than ever, and the Bass are still behind" Chris continued. The Gophers were cheering. "One fourth away again" said Chris. The Gophers begun to go full speed when Owen begun to fart.

"It looks like from yesterday's challenge, Owen is giving Webby a boost!" said Harold. Then, a bear made both teams stop their sleigh. "STOP!" said Owen and Sadie. Then, the bears walked by. Once they were all done, Sadie and Owen screamed "GO!"

Webby and Duncan's sleighs were going down the hill fast. "AND THE WINNER IS..." said Chris. "I don't know" said Chris. After looking at a few replays, Chris said: "IT'S A TIE! BOTH TEAMS GET A POINT! BUT. The Gophers WIN!". The Gophers cheered. "Bass, someone get Courtney and tell her that you lost today's challenge".

Duncan went off to get Courtney. "Hey Courtney" Duncan said. Courtney, who had a cast on said: "Did we win?" "No". "We didn't?" "Yeah..." "Good! Now we can eliminate Beth". "We?" "Yeah. Me and you and maybe the rest of the team". "Okay". Duncan walked Courtney back into the Mess Hall, where the Bass were sitting.

Webby was at the table. "Duncan, I am here to tell you something. I don't want to tell it in front of them, because they'll just blab it out". "Okay" said Duncan, walking outside with Webby. "Tyler had an idol that could make you guys have bad luck, which is why you lost the two challenges after Boney Island" said Webby.

"You won yesterday, because I am guessing he threw it out. But I think since you guys won yesterday, he got it back thinking you'll win again" Webby continued. "Oh, I know who I am voting for now. Not Beth, Tyler" said Duncan. "Come here" said Webby, taking Duncan inside.

"Tyler, show me that idol you had" Webby said. Tyler showed it. Duncan looked angry and shocked. "Did you throw it out yesterday?" Webby asked Tyler. "Yes" said Tyler to Webby. "See" said Webby to Duncan. "You're right". Duncan whispered this to Ezekiel: "Vote off Tyler. Pass it on". Ezekiel passed this on to Sadie: "Vote off Tyler, eh. Pass it to your skinny friend, eh". Sadie told Katie: "Vote off Tyler. Don't pass it on. It's a secret". "Okay! EEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Katie.

"Good" said Duncan. "I knew I could trust you" said Duncan to Webby. "No prob" said Webby, walking to the guys cabin. "So you told them?" asked DJ when he walked him. "I did" said Webby smiling. Hours later, the votes were cast.

"This keeps going back and forth. My mind is twisting and turning. First, you win four, then lose two, then win one and lose this one. Now, these are the marshmallows that all but one of you will be getting" Chris said. "The first four marshmallows go to Courtney, Duncan, Katie and Sadie!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Katie and Sadie, hugging each other. "Now, you can bear hug!" said Katie. Sadie bear-hugged Katie. "Now, before we move on, we have a special music video with Katie and Sadie today requested by their fans!"

I Had The Time of the Life plays, showing flashbacks of Katie and Sadie squealing at the McDonalds challenge, talking to Heather, deciding who does what and finally having a double dip!

Katie and Sadie squealed again: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Moving on... two marshmallows left" said Chris. Chris continued by saying: "Ezekiel, Beth, Tyler. One of you spent your last night here on Total Drama Island. The next marshmallow goes to". "Ezekiel, eh" said Ezekiel.

"Ezekiel, if you take my job again by saying your name in an important two marshmallow left situation, I will personally boot you off the show" said Chris, giving him his marshmallow. "Boot-yah?" asked Ezekiel. "Boot". Ezekiel stared at Chris like he was a crazy man. "Eliminated off the show" said Chris. "Oh" said Ezekiel. "Okay" Ezekiel continued.

"Beth and Tyler, one of you spent your last night here on Total Drama Island. This marshmallow goes to..." said Chris.

"BETH!" said Chris finally, ending the drama. Beth ran up happily and got her marshmallow. "You will be going down next time" said Courtney to Beth. Beth gulped again. Tyler cried before getting on the Boat of Losers. Once he got on, Webby joined the gang and smiled.

Duncan said: "That's what you get for bringing a bad luck idol into camp". Chris laughed. "Bad luck?!" said Tyler, before the boat begun to sank. "Good bye jock boy" said Webby, walking off.

"This ends all the good and juicy drama on the longest, most favorited episode of Total Drama Island! Until next time, this is Chris McLean, with no jocks except Harold in his camp" said Chris. "HEY!" said Harold, ending the episode.

Chapter 12: X-Treme Torture
"So, you are going to say mercy once the show gets on, Chef. Okay?" Chris said. Chef pointed at the cameraman filming the episode. "I told you to wait!" said Chris talking to the cameraman. "Tyler finally got eliminated and"-- Chris continued. Chef punched Chris thirteen times. "MERCY" screamed Chris. "Sissie" said Chef.

(theme song plays)

Heather walked outside and saw that there was a line for the shower. "I'll do this again" said Heather, cutting Courtney. "HEY!" said Courtney. "If you need to complain, go to the site where mist blocks your sprinkly eyes" said Heather. "There's no site like that!" complained Courtney. "Of course there is" said Heather, also cutting Katie, Sadie, Owen and Harold. They complained.

"NOODLE!" said Heather. "Where?" asked Owen. "I was talking to the person" said Heather. "Who's that?" "Fine. I can wait" said Harold. "Good" said Heather, cutting Beth and LeShawna. Soon, Webby got cut by Heather. "Why are you mean?" asked Webby. "Subjective" said Heather. "Why are you so mean? You cut everyone" said Webby.

"Shut up" said Heather. "You better shut up". "Shut up". They begun to fight until LeShawna cut Heather. "HEY!" screamed Heather. "Take that sorry butt and come back happy" said LeShawna. "I WILL GET YOU!" said Heather. In the shower, Ezekiel was singing: "Oh my god now. It's hot LeShawna. Eh, eh, eh. Good fly!" LeShawna gulped. "I will probably be dead at the end of this episode" said LeShawna. Heather laughed.

"MERCY CHEF!" said Chris, out loud on the loudspeaker. DJ screamed and hid under the same table, used in the previous two episodes. "That guy needs to learn how to be a man" said LeShawna. Webby and Heather nooded.

"Er... just kidding all" said Chris. "Didn't sound like it" said LeShawna. "We all are not perfect at everything, are we?" asked Chris. "Like how we all can't get what we want, can we?" said Heather. "Yes" said Chris. "You said that weeks ago" said Harold. "Quiet Noodle" said Heather. Harold shut up.

DJ came out. "Today's challenge is another one like last week. You will need to win three challenges to get immunity!" said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: "We are winning this". In the confessional, Owen said: "Say Uncle?" In the confessional, Ezekiel was with Owen and Ezekiel said: "Where's Uncle Sam?" Owen laughed, stretched, hit Ezekiel, tried to get out but farted on him, knocking him out.

"Hehe" said Owen, walking out of the confessional. "I hope nobody notices" he said. "For the first challenge, Heather and Webby will go for the Gophers. Courtney and Duncan will go for the Bass. Rock climbing!" said Chris.

Heather snickered and stared at Webby. In the confessional, Heather said: "I am not done with him". In the confessional, Webby said: "Does Heather have a crush on me? She has been staring at me a lot now. It's kinda creepy". "Heather will pull the string up for Webby. Courtney for Duncan. There are bears, bombs" Chris said.

In the confessional, Webby said: "Chris must like bears". In the confessional, Heather said: "Now, I wish DJ did this. He would've loved the bears". The bear walked by DJ, who freaked and ran under the same table he ran under earlier in the episode. "Pathetic" said Heather. "Are you scared of 'em?" said LeShawna. "No" said Heather, lying.

"First one up scores a point!" said Chris. "GO!" he continued. Webby begun to climb with the assistance of Heather. The Gophers cheered. "Let's go Webby! Let's go!" "Let's go Webby! Let's go!" "Let's go Webby! Let's go!" In the confessional, Heather said: "Where's my credit for pulling him up?" Outside of the confessional, you can hear the Gophers still cheering "Let's go Webby! Let's go!"

Webby was half way up, as for the Bass, Courtney and Duncan were having troubles. "You are doing it wrong!" said Duncan. "No, YOU!" said Courtney. They continued to fight when a bear passed them. "I better go win this" said Duncan, rushing to the one-fourths point.

Webby, who was three-fourths from winning the challenge said: "WE ARE GOING TO WIN IT"! In the confessional, Heather said: "No! We are going to lose it!" Back in the challenge, Heather let go of the string, which went flying down, with Webby.

"OW!" screamed Webby. "That hurt!" he continued. "Torture huh?" said Heather. In the confessional, Webby said: "Now, I know she likes me. She did that on purpose to make me pay more attention to her instead of the challenge. As much as she likes me, she probably wants to win the challenge".

Duncan reached three-fourths. "Duncan is winning!" said Chris. Webby got on and begun to climb up fast. He passed the one fourth mark. "Webby is coming back, but it won't be in time because Duncan and Courtney won the first challenge for the Bass!" said Chris. The Bass cheered, and everyone on the Gophers stared at Heather. "What?!" she said. Everyone walked off, except Webby and Heather on the Gophers.

In the confessional, Webby said: "She likes me". Webby walked off with the Gophers. "Your next challenge is in thirty minutes!" said Chris. "I hope he doesn't pick Heather for this challenge" said LeShawna. "Why not?" said Heather. "We could've won if it wasn't for you" said LeShawna. "It's called life. Learn about it" said Heather. "Someone better learn" said LeShawna.

Thirty minutes later, Chris gathered the teams again. "This time Harold and Sadie will be performing this challenge. They are going to be watching themselves doing nothing on one television, while their favorite band or singer is on the other television. If you look at the band or singer, you'll get electrocuted and lose the challenge for your team!" said Chris.

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "I am happy that Chris didn't pick Heather to do this challenge, because she'll be watching herself singing and make us lose another challenge". Harold and Sadie sat down. "Go!" said Chris. Sadie and Harold watched themselves on television.

Harold's singer was singing loud, as Sadie's band was too hot to look away. "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!" she screamed, watching the other television and getting shocked. Her chair then fell apart. "Ow" said Sadie. Katie sat next to Sadie and also watched the band play a hit song. "Weirdos" said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: "If Chef did this challenge, I would've put Lady Gaga on. I know he likes her. He also joined a stalking club. Weirdo, huh?". Chris begun to laugh.

In the confessional, Harold said: "My mom told me to not say any bad words when I was five. I saw a violent movie and learned kung fu. I told my friend 'don't tell anyone that I learned' a curse. Apparently, he said 'I am not going to say' the curse. He did and I was like 'Why did you say' the curse? And it spreaded fast. That's how kung fu in my world got invented. X-tremeness, huh?"

"For this challenge, it'll be a tiebreaker. Anyways, you are jumping off a plane, Owen and Katie. Whichever one of you lands on the mattress wins the third challenge for your team. If you don't, good luck surviving" Chris winked.

Chris drove the plane up with Katie and Owen in it. Owen first jumped. In the confessional, Owen said: "It felt like jumping off the cliff, except shorter and with snots on the bottom. Scary, huh?" Owen landed on the mattress. "If Katie misses, the Bass won't get a point. If she doesn't, both teams will!"

In the confessional, Katie said: "I wish I had Sadie up with me. But, if one of the Jonas Brothers like me, I will marry one and not tell Sadie. I may move away. Don't tell!" Katie scaredly jumped off onto the mattress. Once, she noticed she was on it, she squealed: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"This deserves a Jonas Brother hug!" said Sadie, giving her a Jonas Brother hug. "Happy moments" said Chris. "Please note how you got stuck on the mattress. I knew I kept Chef and his syrup in the game for a reason!" continued Chris. Five interns moved Owen's mattress away and one moved Katie's mattress away, with them stuck on. "Take them off and take a shower!" said Chris to the interns.

The interns nodded and tried to take them off. "What about my shower. I worked hard!" said Heather. "We all have!" said LeShawna. "All? You did NOTHING. You are nothing" said Heather. "Speaks from the queen of nothing" said LeShawna. Katie got pulled off easily.

Apparently, it took fifteen interns, three bears, Chris, Chef, LeShawna and Sadie to pull Owen off. "Ow!" said Owen. Everyone walked back. "Now that everyone is back and ready, let's continue with this tiebreaker!" said Chris.

"I want LeShawna against Ezekiel for the final challenge" said Chris. "A trivia contest about yours truly!" Chris winked. "Whoever gets three questions right wins immunity for their team!" "Okay" said Ezekiel. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Piece of cake!" In the confessional, Owen said: "Did someone say cake?"

"Question one. You may use the confessional to answer. How awesome is Chris?" said Chris. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Not that awesome. He slacks, does nothing, has bad challenges and has a crush on a flight attendant named Emily". In the confessional, Chris said: "And she'll co-host with me next time, maybe. I'll call her up". Chris texted something to Emily and Emily texted back, 'Rejected'.

In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "He gives good tips and I am playing the game, so eh, yes". "Point for Zekieboy!" said Chris. "Two more and his team wins immunity. And how embarrassing would that be for LeShawna?" Chris continued laughing. "Next question, when was Chris born?" said Chris. "None of LeShawna's business!" said LeShawna in the confessional. "Tonight?" asked Ezekiel in the confessional.

"If I was born tonight, I wouldn't be hosting right now" said Chris to Ezekiel. "Point for LeShawna" Chris continued. Duncan snapped his finger. "It's now tied one and one with a few more questions to go!" said Chris. "The next question is ''If Chris met a person who's name is Samantha, what will I do?" Chris continued.

In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "Ditch her in the movies". In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Who the heck is Samantha?" "Samantha is err... someone" said Chris. "Points for Ezekiel. I would probably ditch her like I would do it Heather any day of the week, except Monday. I am busy then" said Chris. "One more point for Zekieboy and his team gets immunity" Chris continued.

LeShawna growled. "Next question, eh" said Ezekiel. "If I had a middle name, what will it be?" asked Chris. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Nothing. He wouldn't have it because it'll start rumors. Which is why my butt shouldn't have it's own SITE about a COUNTRY about IT!" In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "Thing Hug Bear Monkeybutt Girls Hate Harry Harold Lindsay Kappy Mike Sam Tine Wipeer DoratheExplorer?"

"Er... Ezekiel, I would not like the middle name Thing Hug Bear Monkeybutt Girls Hate Harry Harold Lindsay Kappy Mike Sam Tine Wipeer DoratheExplorer" said Chris. "It's stupid, so a point to LeShawna and the Gophers, tying it up again!" continued Chris. "Final question!" said Chris. Ezekiel gulped.

"How many fish do I have?" asked Chris. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Zero". In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "One". "Ezekiel wins!" said Chris. The Bass cheered. "Gophers, you may vote someone off. Good luck!" said Chris. "By the way, do it amongst yourselves!" Chris winked. "MESS HALL IS CLOSED, BECAUSE OF MERCY COMPETITIONS!" screamed Chef outside the Mess Hall.

Hours later, the votes were cast. "Everyone but Heather and Webby get these marshmallows" Chris said, passing Owen, DJ, LeShawna and Harold their marshmallows. "One of you spent your last night" said Chris, holding the final marshmallow. In the confessional, Webby said: "I hope Heather stays, but I don't want to get eliminated also!"

"The final marshmallow goes" to said Chris, before The Biggest Loser dramatic music plays:

"WEBBY!" said Chris, ending all the drama. "Argh!" said Heather. "I'll be back!" she continued. Everyone high-fived Webby, except Harold and Heather. "Noodle, this alliance is over" said Heather. "What?" said Noodle. "You heard me! OVER!" screamed Heather. "Tell Beth also" said Heather, before walking to the Boat of Losers.

Webby rolled his eyes. "Alliance?" said DJ. "Yes" said Heather in the loser boat. "I'll be notified next time!" said DJ. In the confessional, DJ said: "I told you I wasn't lying about voting Heather off each week!" "And this ends the end of drama queen and torte in the Mess Hall on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! I need another break!" Chris said, winking.

Chapter 13: Basic Straining
"Dumb host needed a dumb day off. Time for a good challenge" said Chef.

(theme song plays)

"To begin the dumb episode. I'll blow the dumb whistle here fifteen dumb times to wake these sissies up" said Chef to everyone. Chef blew the whistle loud. "I am sorry Pannini, but I cannot take your love" said Harold, talking to himself in his sleep. Chef blew his whistle louder and Harold woke up. In the confessional, Harold said: "What I sleep talking again?"

"COME ON SOLDIERS. GET DRESSED AND GET OUT!" screamed Chef. "But we are sixteen" said Owen. "NOW SOLDIERS! NOW!" screamed Chef. DJ hid under his bunk bed. "Chef is too scary" said DJ. "It's okay DJ" said Webby. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Sissie". Chef came into the boys cabin and screamed: "DON'T SLEEP SOLIDER! GET UP, GET DRESSED NOW!"

DJ, who was crying said: "Back off. You are scary". "Hurry it up already" said Chef. "I have a big challenge and dumb host needed a dumb day off" said Chef. Soon, everyone got out of the boys and girls cabin. Chef went out with DJ's shirt in his hand. "What?" he said.

"Today's challenge is last one standing" said Chef. "Whoever does all of these wins!" says Chef. "Wins what?" asked Owen. "Nothing" said Chef. "That's dumb" said LeShawna. "But a free bathroom stall with showers, sinks, toilets and homeschool's nose picking" said Chef. "I'm in" said everyone but Ezekiel. "You collect my booger?" asked Ezekiel. "No....." asked Chef. Everyone but Chef and Ezekiel rolled their eyes, knowing the truth.

"The already stupid teams won't be merged yet. Dumb producers said to not call them done and anyways, it'll be merged whenever but not by me. I am done with you pathetic idiots. Both teams grab a canoe and we'll begin" said Chef. Each team grabbed a canoe and begun to hold it up.

Within two minutes, Ezekiel said: "Someone drop the canoe. How much longer, eh? It feels like two hours". Courtney checked her watch. "It's only been two minutes" she said to Ezekiel. "Is that watch dumber than a nose picking, because I think it's two hours" said Ezekiel.

"My watch is not dumb. You are!" said Courtney. "Agreed with Courtney" said Duncan. "Okay, eh" said Ezekiel. Five hours later, Chef pulled up a television and begun to watch The Awesome Race. "Mike came in fifteenth. Dumb show!" said Chef, sipping is coffee and changing the channel.

"Who wants to give up?" asked Chef. "I do" said Katie. "NOOOO!" said Sadie. "If you want to give out, I want to give up" said Sadie. "Okay! We give up!" they said letting go of the canoe. Duncan and Courtney facepalmed. "This challenge is to get chased around from a trained elephant" said Chef.

"It's worth it" said Webby. "It will get really dirty" said Chef, walking into the Mess Hall with Katie and Sadie. "Any final takers?" said Chef. "Yes" said Ezekiel, walking with him. In the confessional, Chef said: "Being with homeschool and sisters will be really stupid. Can't someone sane stay?"

"Would anybody want to play chess?" asked the elephant. "Sure" said Webby. "No, I won't" said the elephant beginning a rampage. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed DJ running in the Mess Hall. "Hi" said Chef. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed DJ, running out of the Mess Hall, under the elephant and under the table used in the cooking challenge.

"Four down" said Chef. "LeShawna may be tired, but LeShawna is getting that shower, first thing she does!" said LeShawna. After thirty-eight minutes, the elephant got outrunned by everyone else and jumped into the lake. Webby, Owen and LeShawna stared at the elephant.

"You three go to bed" said Chef to Katie, Sadie and Ezekiel. "Why, eh? Did I get eliminated?" asked Ezekiel. "NOOOO! I WANTED THE SHOWER AND THE MONEY!" cried Katie. Sadie patted Katie. "No dumb idiots, just go to bed. When you wake up, everyone will be crying or in the dumb bathroom" said Chef.

Owen fell down, once Chef got out. "Done" he said. "Take a shower. You look like crap" said Chef. "Okay" said Owen walking to the shower. "Learn respect" said LeShawna to Chef. "You should give me respect, according to the next challenge" said Chef.

"And that would be?" said Owen. "Make a three hundred word essay on how I am awesome. No more or no less" said Chef. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Tons of loopholes there. I know what I'm writing". He took everyone to the Mess Hall. "You have an hour" said Chef. "GO!" Everyone begun to write.

On hour later, time was up. "Time" said Chef. "Let's take a look at these, shall we?" Chef continued, taking everyone's work.

Beth's Essay:

''Chef is a nice man, despite how he cooks bad and we don't know his name. Why is he hired by the way? He gave fish by a bus station. Cheap man. Sorry Chef, it's true''.

"WHAT THE" said Chef, before a bleep. "You are out, son" said Chef. Beth sighed and went off.

Webby's Essay:

''Chef Hatchet is an old chap, and has worked as Scooby Doo cast, been thrown around in the Sesame Street Number Pinball series for the number eleven thirteen years ago, when they made the segment because Chef loved the number eleven, until he caught on flames on set, burning down the Around the Corner park, which needed reconstruction which wasn't finished. This is why Chef hates number eleven now. He cooks food, food and food. Some are good, well barely are''.

"You are moving on son" said Chef to Webby.

Owen's Essay:

''I remember when Chef Hatchet guess-stared in Fraggle Rock. The fraggle rock broke because of him and he got sued by the owners of the rock. That is why the show got discontinued and Chef had to learn how to not play with fraggle rocks. He is an average Chef here, but makes awesome all you can eat pancakes, which I like the most. Apparently, he didn't cook any yet. When will you make some all you can eat pancakes, dude?''

"You are moving on son" said Chef to Owen.

No Name:

"I lyk pie".

"Who the heck is this?" said Chef. "Read the back!" said LeShawna. "Ezekiel snuck in when you spent thirty minutes in the bathroom and wrote that down!" said LeShawna. "I couldn't erase it in time, because I needed to finish".

LeShawna's Essay:

''Chef is one wild dude. He likes Ezekiel's boogers. Who dares to go in there. I know, gurl. Not cool. Chef stared in the Powerpuff Girls as a villian, trying to replace the injured Mojo Jojo, who would apparently die because he went bananas and robbed the banana store, which was next to my house. Anyways, Chef got beat up and was injured for three months. Nobody got sued. And all is well again''.

"Respect? That's anything BUT respect" said Chef. "It's true" said LeShawna, winking and walked back to the cabins. "Gurl is out" said Chef. In the confessional, Harold said: "I can't believe I am saying this but I love LeShawna! I like her butt and her face. And her eyes. I found Gwen's diary and begun to write on it a few days ago about LeShawna".

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "So, you are telling me Harold likes me". The cameraman nodded. "Like like or just like?" said LeShawna. "Like like" said the camerman. "Harold is kinda cute" said LeShawna. "The thing I hate though about him is how Duncan picks on him. Poor kid" LeShawna continued. "Let's just hope he doesn't go Ezekiel on me and confesses something I wouldn't like to hear" she continued.

Courtney's Essay:

''Good evening Chef. I hope you enjoy my essay. Let's begin.

Chef is a man who was born May 13, 1843. Or was it May 19... Maybe it was in 1985. Nah, he's old. Anyways, Chef was raised by Momma Hatchet and Papa Hatchet. And he lived in Kaweeka, no... SackakaWaka. No... er... moving on. And the city of... oh crap. Umm... Flabblewablecrap. His parents made him go to... oh my lord. These are hard names. Uh... Kanishua School in... not these years again. Err... 1895? No, 1974... I don't even know when he was born, sooooo.... Moving on.

Apparently, after grade four... no, grade eleven. Or was it five... well sometime around then, his parents left him with a woman named... Laqueshanaqua? Weird names, again. And she made him move to... Oh no. Uh... Newwakka City in... not the years, again. 1954? or 2054. Wait, 2054 isn't yet. Umm... let's say 1954.

Chef met Laqueshanaqua's family on not... days AGAIN! May 15 something or June 12. 1932? Or 1732. I don't know.... And the family member names were... oh crap. Ummm... Jobajie, Brijoe, Kisstiphor, Samai, Jamiack and Tudacd. And now he's a Chef. The end I guess.....''

"Out. That was the most stupidest essay ever" said Chef, pointing at the cabins. "WHAT?!" she yelled. "It was detailed, it had info, it was" said Courtney before being cut off by Chef who said: "stupid. NEXT!"

Duncan's Essay:

Chef is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very nice.

"What kind of an essay is this?!" said Chef. "It's just three words and the rest are verys" Chef continued. "Three hundred exact" said Duncan. Chef rolled his eyes. "Fine, you can stay, but I got my eye on you" said Chef. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Loopholes" and winked.

Harold's Essay:

''Here is a predictive essay about the man named Chef Hatchet. Chef Hatchet had a thirty percent chance to get in the show, after voicing several squirrels in Family Guy, which got cut out after a chicken fight that destroyed them all. Fifty percent of Chef's food is bad and the other fifty percent is good, so he is lucky to get on the show. One hundred percent sadly shows that Chef won't get his paycheck this season''.

"You can stay in" said Chef, rolling his eyes. "That's it" said Chef. "Next is a little Thriller dance! Get outside for a thirty seven minute dance of Thriller" said Chef, taking everyone out. In the confessional, Chef said: "This is how the camp should be ran and this is the best boot camp ever. And the worst for lawsuits".

"I have thirty nine percent of surviving this dance" said Harold, before the thirty seven minute dance of Thriller begun. Thirty seven minutes later, everyone stayed in and Chef shut off the music. "Moving on. Go to bed, I'll deal with you tomorrow" said Chef. Everyone went to bed to join the already out and sleeping campers. "Nighty night" said Chef, winking.

Harold's alarm clock went off from a different timezone. "Good morning people who live in the east". A few minutes later, the clock went off again for a different country and it continued until Canadian time. "I got to use the can" said Harold, walking away after getting dressed.

In the confessional, Duncan said: "I can't sleep. Harold's loud clock rings every hour! I need to teach him a lesson!" Duncan took Harold's clock and threw it out. Once Harold returned, Duncan pretended to still sleep and Harold said: "WHY?!" "What?" said Duncan pretending to wake up. "My alarm clock is history!" said Harold.

Duncan couldn't keep his laughing in. Harold angrily stared at Duncan. "YOU did it!" said Harold. "What?!" said Duncan, stilling laughing. "It's annoying". Soon, LeShawna woke up and heard the fight. She went over to the guys cabin to see what was up. "Whatcha doing to Harold, Duncan?" she said. "Nothing you are supposed to know" said Duncan.

"He-- he-- he threw my alarm clock out!" said Harold. "You WHAT?!" said LeShawna. "I threw his stupid alarm clock out" said Duncan. Harold continued to cry. "WHY?!" he said. "You have some nerve" said LeShawna, walking out.

The guys woke up and tried to cheer Harold up, but nothing worked. "It's better off without it" Harold sighed. "It's okay" said Owen to Harold. "Just learn next time to not use it near Duncan" he continued. "I guess so" said Harold sighing.

"Final people, come to the local tree. Final challenge coming it's way" said Chef over the loudspeaker. "Local tree?" asked Owen. "There's like five hundred of them" said Webby. "Just come to the dumb tree I am near" said Chef, over the loudspeaker still.

Harold, Duncan, Owen and Webby walked over to the tree Chef was by. Chef snickered. "That's what you get with your crappy face and moves" said Chef to Duncan. Dunan punched him. "Let's bring it on!" said Chef, ready to fight. "I love guy fights" said Katie, who was next to Sadie in the confessional. "Same!" said Sadie, who was next to Katie in the confessional. "I hate guy fights" said DJ in the confessional.

"Let's not fight guys!" said DJ, trying to stop the wildness. "Fine" said Duncan. "Get on the tree. Last person hanging upside down wins for their team the dumb shower I said you'll get before, that nobody should care about" said Chef. As soon as Owen went on the tree upside down, he fell off.

"Chubby is out" said Chef, snickering. Thirty minutes passed and nobody fell out. "Fall off someone! FALL OFF!" said Chef. Ezekiel mimicked Chef behind him. Webby begun to laugh at Chef. Ezekiel too. "What?!" said Chef to Webby. Webby continued to laugh hard out loud. Chef turned behind him, where Ezekiel had his eyes closed still mimicking Chef.

As soon as the laughing stopped, Webby fell down and Ezekiel opened his eyes. "Hi, eh" said Ezekiel. Chef growled and took Ezekiel and locked him in the boat house. "Stay in the boat house" said Chef to Ezekiel, pushing him in and closing the door. "Why is it called the boat house? There's dead fish and a tuna salad. Owen would like that, but I see no boats" said Ezekiel, in the boat house, alone.

Once Chef returned, Webby fell off from laughing and LeShawna high-fived Chef now that Ezekiel was gone. "GO HAROLD, BABY!" said LeShawna. In the confessional, Courtney said: "Harold Baby, that's also stupid!" Two hours had passed and both Harold and Duncan were on. "Just lose dork!" said Duncan to Harold. "We still have a fifty fifty chance to win. I won't get eliminated and give up the challenge now" said Harold.

"You have been fighting for three hours" said Chef. "Fall down Harold" said Courtney. "No" said Harold, ignoring Courtney. "Fine. Be that way" said Courtney. Apparently, Duncan fell off the tree. In the three hours and fifteen minute point, Duncan fell off. "YES!" said Harold and the winning Gophers.

Harold begun to run to the bathroom car thing, when an intern begun to drive it away. "WHAT?!" said Harold. "Fine, drive it back" said Chef. Harold ran in and begun to shower and sing, Tonight. "Knick knack paddiewack, give a dog a bone, eh" said Ezekiel in the boat house.

"Vote for whoever, talk first" said Chef, walking the Bass to the Mess Hall. In the confessional, Chef said: "Dumb Chris needed a dumb day off. Dumb, dumb, argh!" "We need to vote" said Courtney. "I say Duncan. I may like you" she winked, "but you lost the challenge for us to a nerd" said Courtney. "HEY!" said Harold.

"You got out first" said Duncan to Courtney. "If I should have a say, I should be safe and you should go home. I made it farther in the dumb challenge" said Duncan. "I don't care" said Courtney. Webby then joined the conversation. "I am voting for Duncan" said Katie. "Oh my god! Same here!" said Sadie.

Then, they squealed: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Stop it" said Webby. "You are voting for Duncan?" he said. The Bass nodded yes, except Duncan and Beth. "What about Ezekiel. Didn't he do nothing and is now in the boat house? What does he do?" said Webby.

"You have a point, Webby" said Courtney. "But Duncan must go" said Courtney. "I agree with Webby!" said Katie. "SAME HERE!" said Sadie, before yet another squeal of "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Next, Ezekiel got out of the boat house and joined his team. "Sup, eh!"

In the confessional, Sadie said: "Ezekiel may be kinda cute, but he should go. Katie may steal him from me". In the confessional, Katie said: "I am so evil. I have a masterplan to keep Ezekiel and hide Sadie. I will use the Jonas Brothers for back up. Anyways, I take him, lock him up in my closet and we are boyfriend, girlfriend. Until Sadie comes and takes him away. Maybe I should rethink this again".

The votes were cast. "Dumb marshmallows will be given out in a few seconds. You know the dumb drill. Die in the dumb boat. We will do nothing" said Chef. Katie and Sadie made shocked faces. "It's a joke, dumbies" said Chef. Katie and Sadie looked relived.

"You dumbies get these dumb marshmallows" said Chef, giving Katie and Sadie marshmallows. "Awkwardly silent girl and uptight loser get marshmallows" said Chef, passing Beth and Courtney marshmallows. "HEY! You don't even know my name!" screamed Courtney. "Is it Rebecca?" said Chef. "I like uptight loser better" said Courtney, rolling her eyes.

In the confessional, Courtney said: "Rebecca is that tweezle that won the stinking election. At least the police are at the school, investigating the votes and--" said Courtney, before her cellphone rang. There was some talking on it and then Courtney yelled: "NOTHING IS WRONG?! I LOST THE ELECTION! THE VOTES WERE HACKED!" said Courtney to the police on her cellphone. "Sorry guys. Let me deal with this alone" said Courtney to the viewers.

"Final marshmallow goes to very cheater in dumb third challenge, said Chef passing a marshmallow to Duncan. "No drama, eh?" said Ezekiel. "No homeschool" said Chef throwing him into the boat. In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I will be back, after I learn some math. Confusing game, eh".

Duncan laughed at Courtney. "Want to resume our relationship?" asked Courtney to Duncan. "No way. This relationship is over darling" said Duncan to Courtney. In the confessional, Courtney said: "I'll sue Duncan!"

"This ends teams in dumb season of Totally Undramatic Dumb Island" said Chef, ending the drama.

Chapter 14: Brunch of Disgustigness
"Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! The Zekiel Man got eliminated, and he took my advice for not being an idiot" said Chris. "Now, the teams are merged into boys and girls just for today! Challenge, award ceremony recap and much more later on Total Drama ISLAND!" Chris continued.

(theme song plays)

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Chef. And now you are er... 102?" said Chris. Chef growled. "So, I am letting you cook nine meals of gross food for the cast, cool?!" said Chris. "Fine" said Chef. In the confessional, DJ said: "I hope Chef isn't hosting today's challenge".

Everyone woke up. LeShawna walked into the shower line. "Who's in there?" said LeShawna. The person in the shower growled. "Err... Courtney?" asked LeShawna. The person in the shower still growled. "Not cool. Is this an intern trying to scare me? Halloween isn't until October" said LeShawna.

Another growl came from the shower. Thirteen minutes later, LeShawna went in. "Who the heck are you?" she said, opening the door. Her face turned into shock and scared. "Buh buh buh buh BEAR!" she screamed running out. Webby, who was listening from the boys cabin said: "Sesame Street is back on already?" "No" said DJ. "I think she screamed BEAR!" said DJ, running out of the cabin and under the table he hides when he's scared.

In the confessional, Duncan said: "Does DJ like that table? He is under it a lot. At least he wouldn't date and marry it like the idiots and nuts, Ezekiel, Lindsay and Izzy".

"Okay guys" said Chris on the loudspeaker. "Come to the Mess Hall. Our next challenge is going to be yummy" said Chris, continuing. "Is it kissing Justin?" said Katie. "HEY! It's my turn to kiss him!" said Sadie. "Nooooooooooooo!" said Katie. "Yesssssssssss!" said Sadie. "Oooooh, cat fight!" said Harold.

"Don't fight girls. It's not over Justin" said Chris. Katie and Sadie begun to walk. "It's over Ezekiel" said Chris, continuing. "He's MINE"! said Katie. "Nooooooooooooo!" said Sadie. "Yesssssssssss!" said Katie. "I didn't have the stalking Ezekiel picture!" said Sadie. "You know, Chef may like him, because he took his nose pickings" said Courtney. "NO!" said Chef, over the loudspeaker.

In the confessional, Duncan said: "Ezekiel has fans?" In the confessional, Chef said: "Says the girl who knows nothing about my life!" "Just come over to the Mess Hall" said Chris, over the loudspeaker before turning it off.

In the Mess Hall, Chris said "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Chef. And now you are er... 102?" again and Chef growled. "Then, I was right!" said Courtney. "I should've won Chef! I SHOULD'VE WON THE CHALLENGE!" she yelled. Duncan rolled his eyes.

"The teams are merged" said Chris. Everyone's faces turned into shocked and sadness. "What? Want teams until the final two?" said Chris. Everyone nodded no. "Good" said Chris. "So, what's the challenge?" asked LeShawna.

"The challenge is an eat-off" said Chris. "First a cook-off, then an eat-off?" asked DJ. "Mhm!" said Chris, nodding. "Birthday cake!" said Owen, cheering once he saw it. "No" said Chris. "That is for us while we torture you by giving you more crapped up food by Chef!" continued Chris. Chef grinned.

"Boys vs. Girls for this challenge only" said Chris. "Whichever gender survives the most of the nine food wins a trip to: a five star resort with a spa, pool, comfy pillows and hot ladies" said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: "And that is why I like to go there for award shows. And also, to see the hot Emily". Chris winked.

Everyone's faces lit up. "Is Justin there?" asked Katie. "What about Ezekiel?" asked Sadie. "No. They are er... somewhere" said Chris. "They probably are dead" said Duncan. "No, they are not. I think they aren't" said Chris. "Like I will believe you liars!" said Courtney. Duncan rolled his eyes at Chris' comment.

"First food. Pizza with dead fish and jellyfish tentacles" said Chef, serving everyone food. LeShawna barfed. "This is going to be one looooooooong episode" said Chris. "I'll get the broom" said Chef. Sadie barfed. "Or the mop" said Chef, walking away.

Duncan took the pizza and ate it. "Not bad" he said. LeShawna ran outside of the Mess Hall and barfed again. "We should end this barfing" said Chris to Chef. Chef nodded. "If you barf, the other gender automatically gets another point starting now!" said Chris to everyone. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Can I barf in here?"

Webby and Owen took bites of the pizza. "Good!" said Owen. Owen took DJ's slice and ate it. "You should try it. Can we have seconds?" said Chris. "Let's wait for the girls" Chris winked. Harold was about to eat his pizza, when the fish fell on him. He screamed first and then asked: "How old is this fish?"

"Three hours" said Chris. Harold looked relived. "And seven months" said Chris. Harold almost let everything go, but he held it in. "Ooooh" said Chris. "So close" said Chef. Chris nodded. "Girls are now up" said Chris. Courtney tried to eat the slice and did it! The girls cheered. Then, Beth took a bite, but the pizza went on her braces. "I will sit this next two out. My braces needed to be clean" said Beth. Chris nodded. Apparently, the girls cheered not to victory, when LeShawna barfed. "Sorry y'all" said LeShawna. "It's okay" said Katie. "I'll try to hold it in next time" she continued.

"Boys get a point. Girls get none. If the boys get four more, they win everything. The five star vacation, the spa and the place that serves the best food ever. Not like we don't have the worst food" said Chris. Chef growled and everyone laughed.

"Next is building blocks!" said Chris. Everyone gasped. "Not really. Just hard blocks that can hurt your teeth and you can enjoy paying your cavity bills" Chris winked. In the confessional, Webby said: "No cavities for Webby. No way". "Will these hurt?" asked DJ. "Yes" said Chris. DJ said: "I can't eat this". "You can't?" asked Duncan nicely.

"Well, do you want the spa and the resort?" said Duncan in a much different and unhappy tone. "Well, I--" said DJ before being cut off by Duncan who said: "I take that as a yes. Now eat it! Eat your way to the resort!" "Okay" said DJ, eating the block. "That was okay" said DJ. Duncan, Owen, Webby and Harold, who finished their blocks before DJ clapped for him.

The girls also had their blocks. "Well, I guess you both get points" said Chris. "Thanks for the easy meal Chef" said DJ. "You're welcome son" said Chef. "But what was that thing that stood out?" asked DJ to Chef. "Was it the letters or the baby drool?" asked Chef. "Baby drool?!" said Duncan, spitting out the block, with DJ. "Nevermind" said Chris. "It's now tied one and one" he continued.

"You HAD to say that Chef" said Duncan. Chef laughed. DJ sighed. "Next is flip flops!" said Chef. "What's wrong with flip flops?" said Katie. "Nothing" said Chef laughing. After a while, Katie joined the laughing also and begun to laugh. After Chef stopped, he said this: "You are crazy".

Everyone took a bite of the unusually green flip flop. "These are probably old, because these are not the current trend and haven't been in like err... ever" said LeShawna. Chef chuckled. "What you dumb-dumb?" said LeShawna. "No-thing" said Chef, still chuckling.

Once everyone finished eating a bit of the flip flop, Chef announced what happened. "There was once this dumb girl who brought like fifty flip flops. She went for ice cream and got like five ice cream cones. Then, when she begun to have the fifth cone of ice cream, she barfed all over these dumb flip flops making them all unusual green" said Chef.

"You did not make us eat this!" said LeShawna. Courtney barfed. "This is gross!" she continued to barf and talk. Chef chuckled. "I don't get it" said Katie. "You ate barfed on flip flops?" said Chef. "Is that bad?" asked Katie. In the confessional, Chef said: "Her mind is probably a flip flop!"

"It's still close" said Chris. "Two and one. Boys are ahead by one. We have six more meals left" he continued. "Next is worm spaghetti" said Chef, giving everyone plates of that yummy meal. "Chef, put on the hit song, Eat It!" said Chris. Chef brought the radio out and the song begun to play, as everyone ate it.

Duncan put blindfolds on the guys to eat the worm spaghetti. They all ate it and Owen burped two out. "I will eat everything. Big, small, yummy, yucky, old, new!" said Owen. "Er... good to know Owen" said Duncan. "What have you eaten before?" asked Webby.

"License plates, pizza, cereal, paper, gum, the football when I bit it for the final catch of the school championship, grass and much more" said Owen. "Most of that is gross. But you are like a Human Hulk. Well, your stomach at least is" said Webby. Owen nodded. "So if we begun to lose, will you eat our meals?" asked Harold. "Maybe" said Owen. "Yes!" said Harold.

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "What is Harold so happy about? Curing Stephanie's case of the Sams?" The girls except Sadie ate the worm spaghetti. "It's too gross and I can't live by eating worms. I can't eat it. Sorry girls!" she cried. "It's okay!" said Katie. "Maybe we can win next time" said Sadie. Courtney told LeShawna: "These two can't do anything!" Beth, then returned. "We are losing three to one" said Courtney.

"Mhm" said Chris. Chef then turned off Eat It. "Dumb song" said Chef, throwing the radio out the window. In the confessional, Courtney said: "Chef as the new Eva? Nah". "Next is the gum stuck under the desks in Chef's Kansas City Academy for People Who Are Academized. I Don't Get Paid For This!" said Chef.

Chris laughed and Chef growled. "You had an academy?" asked DJ. "Yep. We learned all about err... something" said Chef. "I knew I should've not started that big fire in the kitchen while cooking for the special guest" he continued. "You are a great cook" said Courtney, sarcastically.

"Now enjoy this gum!" said Chef, giving them the old, moldy, white gum. "You sure these aren't erasers?" asked LeShawna. "I am" said Chef. "Because I am not the one who confuses Sealand with Seaworld!" said LeShawna. Chef growled. "Eat the gum already" said Chris.

Owen stuffed the gum in his mouth. DJ did also. Duncan chewed it and swallowed it. "It must be five years or something" said Duncan. "The school got burned down about twelve years ago" said Chef. "Gross" said Harold. "I can't eat this!" he continued. "You will" said Duncan. "No" said Harold. "I may be a nerd or dork to you, but I am not that nerdy or dorky" said Harold to Duncan, trying to stand up for himself.

"I kinda have to agree with Harold here" said Webby. "Mine has a crawling bug on it" he continued. "Have a problem?" asked Chef. Webby nodded. Chef took the gum and rubbed it on his shirt. Once he gave it back to Webby. "It's even worse. The bug is gone, but there's some boom boom" said Webby. "Want me to fix it again?" said Chef. "No thanks" said Webby. "But I can't eat this guys" said Webby. Duncan sighed.

The girls closed their eyes and all had the gum. LeShawna chewed her's for a few minutes until the taste got to her. "Must not spit out or barf. Must not spit out or barf" she said twice. She swallowed the gum. "YES!" she yelled! "It's now tied. Three and two! Now close!" she continued. "Yep!" said Chris.

"Next is.... dolphin dogs?" said Chris. "EEEEEEEEE!" screamed Katie, stuffing it in with Katie. "What the hay?" said Beth, eating the dolphin dog. "Gross" said Duncan. "This is gross" said DJ. Webby and Harold nodded. LeShawna and Courtney ate the dolphin dog with their eyes closed, trying to be as quiet as they can and didn't barf. Then, they swallowed it.

"We won't eat this" said Duncan. Owen ate it. "Any other takers?" said Chris. "You know if you say no, it'll be three-three" said Chris. "I am not taking this" said Duncan, throwing the dolphin dog out. "Fine" said Chris. The girls cheered. "It's now tied three per gender. We have three more meals! These will mean a lot" Chris winked.

"Next is crazy girl's hair" said Chef. "Izzy's hair?!" said Owen. Chef nodded. "I'm in!" said Owen, reaching over to eat it. The rest of the guys ate it also. "I believe this is fake" said Harold. "How?" said Chef. "Nobody cares" said Duncan to Harold and Chef.

"I am not eating this, I don't know what she did to it" said Sadie. "But you will" said Courtney. "I won't" said Sadie. "No, you will". "You can't make me". "I agree. You can't" said Katie. "See?" said Sadie. "I see how old your brains are! That's how I see. Two months probably" said Courtney. "Sixteen years!" said Katie and Sadie. "I don't get that" said Courtney.

"Let's just chill out" said LeShawna. "I am not chilling out!" said Courtney to LeShawna. "You will in a moment" LeShawna growled. "Fine" scowled Courtney, stuffing the hair in her mouth and spitting it out. "Gross" she said. "See?!" said Sadie. "Fine" said Courtney.

"Boys get a point. They need one more to win the awesome getaway trip!" said Chris. "We cannot afford to lose these next two" said Courtney to the girls. "Let's go guys!" said Webby to the guys. "The next meal is... err.. not a meal. But you all love 'em. The flies in the confessional" said Chris. A montage of moments with the flies in the confessional is shown.

"Don't ya all love 'em?" Chris says after the montage. Everyone nodded no. "Just don't choke on it" said Chris, after he gave everyone a fly. Owen tried to eat it, but then begun to choke. DJ went behind Owen and smacked his back until Owen spit out the fly. "Trouble for the guys" said Chris. "HARDER!" said Webby to DJ. "You do not know how hard I am trying right now" said DJ to Webby, still hitting Owen.

Owen finally spit out the fly, as the girls finished swallowing the fly and drinking some water to go with it. "Tied again baby!" said LeShawna. "Last meal!" said Chris. "We need to win this one" said both Webby and LeShawna to the guys and girls.

"Okay guys and girls. This is for the trip to the wonderland" said Chris. "What's the food?" said LeShawna. "Chips!" said Chris. "That's easy" said Webby. "That have hot sauce on them and will make you run around and burn your mouth" continued Chris. "I take my easy back" said Webby. "You should" said Chris, laughing.

Then, Chris gave the chips out. "I know how to handle these babies" said LeShawna, referring babies to the chips. LeShawna blew on them and ate them "Hot, but good" said LeShawna. The girls tried and enjoyed it like LeShawna.

The guys however didn't enjoy the chips. "MY MOUTH IS GOING TO CATCH FIRE!" screamed Harold, after eating a chip. "Water!" cried DJ, after eating a bite of the chip. "My mouth!" said Webby, after eating two chips. "Ouch" said Duncan, after eating three chips. Owen tried one and gassed up the whole Mess Hall. "I guess the girls came back to win it" said Chris.

"I was joking" said Webby. Harold and DJ nodded. "You were, huh?" said Chris. They all nodded, had a bite of a chip and Webby yelled: "Hachachachacha!" "Owwie!" said Harold, after eating another chip. "Water!" said DJ, after eating the cjip. "THE GIRLS GET TO RELAX ON THE FIVE STAR RESORT!" said Chris.

"YES!" said all the girls. "FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!" screamed Chris. "YESSSSSS!" they continued to scream. "With a concert of the JONAS BROTHERS!" said Chris. "Not so interested about that" said Beth, LeShawna and Courtney, walking off. "YAY!" screamed Katie and Sadie, hugging.

Once they all packed their bags and took off for the weekend, Chris finished off the episode by saying: "What will the guys do now, will the Jonas Brothers faint at the concert and what do I have in mind of next episode? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Chapter 15: No Pain, No Game
The girls boat returned before Chris begun to do a recap. "NO! Stay out in the water Bob!" said Chris to the boat driver, Bob. Bob stopped the boat. "Much better. Now let's begin" said Chris. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Katie and Sadie on the boat. "I saw Jay Z!" they yelled.

"I saw-- I DON'T CARE. Okay. Last time on Total Drama Island, there was a fight for the five star resort. With pools, beds and--" said Chris before getting interrupted again by Katie, who said: "MnmAlong". "Who the heck is that?" said Chris. "Some guy, who plays Secret Force" said Katie. "Anyways, the girls won and went to the resort and now that they are back, things can really get heated in this new episode of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris. "I got a Jay Z figure" said Sadie. "Ooooooh!" said Katie.

(theme song plays)

The horn blew from the boat, which woke up all the boys and they all got out of the cabin. Duncan pulled Owen and Webby over. "Alliance?" said Duncan. "Sure" said Owen. "Okay" said Webby. "Good, just us three" said Duncan. In the confessional, Webby said: "What about DJ? We can't just leave him out". Outside again, Webby told Duncan: "We are like one third of the vote, we can use someone else who is nice like DJ".

"I don't trust him that much as I trust you two" said Duncan. "Wasn't that trust challenge a few weeks ago and not now?" said Owen. "In terms of betrayal" said Duncan to Owen. "Oooh" said Owen. "But DJ can't just leave us. He's Owen's and my friend and he isn't that mean. What is the meanest thing he did?" said Webby. "I have no idea..." said Duncan. "Let me ask him" said Webby.

"DJ, come here" said Webby to DJ. DJ walked over. "Yes?" he said. "What is the meanest thing you have done in your life?" asked Webby. "Meanest thing? Knocking my friend out with a baseball" said DJ. "How did this happen?" said Webby. "We were running and trying to throw the ball" said DJ, "but he stopped short and got plunked". "See?" said Webby to Duncan.

"Fine, he's in the alliance" said Duncan. "Yay!" said Webby. The much more relaxed girls walked on the dock down to the sand. "What a weekend" said LeShawna, walking to their cabin. "JAY Z!" screamed Katie. "I want that doll now!" cried Sadie, who was walking with Katie to the cabins also.

"I feel bad for Duncan. He missed a lot of fun" said Courtney. "Shut up" said Duncan, rolling his eyes. "Fine" said Courtney, who was close to the cabin. Beth was the last one to come out. "Is their still pepperoni on my braces?" asked Beth. The guys made no reaction.

Once all the girls came out again with their regular clothes, Chris said: "Hello campers. We are not having anymore gender team challenges. It's now every camp for themselves". "I was getting used to the game yesterday!" said Harold. "Well, get used to it now. No more team challenges or team wins for almost the rest of the season. I may have one, two or three toward the end" said Chris.

Lindsay suddenly walked on the sand. "Why is Lindsay here again?" said LeShawna. "Liiiiindsay!" said Chris. "I told you to wait until your cue" said Chris. "But I won't be Q ever. I am 16 and in a few months, I will be 15. Right?" said Lindsay. "Ignore her, please" said Chris. "Anyways, we decided to make a surprise. Two campers will be returning today" Chris continued.

"I am guessing one of them is stupid Lindsay" said Courtney. Chris nodded. "You said that nobody can return ever" said LeShawna, before a flashback to several marshmallow ceremonies when he said that. "Well, about that, I lied. They are just fan favorites" said Chris. "Now who's lucky number t-- Not him" said LeShawna. "Sup, eh" said Ezekiel. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Ezekiel, fan favorite? I can't see that happening, unless it is about my butt. That was like the only thing he did on his first stint here".

"Also back is EVA!" said Chris. "Oh no!" said Lindsay, Webby and Owen. "No, just kidding. I said two campers will return and I mean that" said Chris. Lindsay, Webby and Owen looked relived. "Duncan, maybe we can get Lindsay in our alliance" said Webby. "I think we could" said Duncan. "We still have one third of the votes, now that Zeke and Dimwit returned" said Duncan.

"Lindsay, want to be in an alliance?" said Webby to Lindsay. Lindsay said: "Sure, but is there Hannah in it?" "No" said Webby. "Are you sure?" "Yes". "Huh? I can't hear you". "YES!" "No need to yell Wibby". "Today's challenge is Say Uncle! You have to do a task and last ten seconds doing it!" said Chris. "Follow me all the the Say Uncle Center" Chris continued, walking to the Say Uncle Center.

"You guys will spin the wheel and do sick mercy challenges from not having ice cream brain freeze, to listening Kids Bop songs and maybe a bear logroll" said Chris. "Bear logroll say what?" said LeShawna. "I thought so" said Chris. "If you do the challenge and stay in for the ten seconds, you get to pick who goes next and you'll sit back down in your seat" continued Chris.

"If you don't do the challenge or survive the ten seconds, you are out, must sit back down in your new crappier chair and cannot pick anyone to go next or win the prize" said Chris. "What's the prize? Is it a mall?" said Lindsay. "No!" said Chris. "What is it then?" asked Lindsay. "A trailer for yourself!" said LeShawna. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Did he say trailer for yourself? I might be slacking LeShawna, but I need that trailer. I am going to get it no matter what goes through me!"

"Priceless" said Harold. Webby, Owen and DJ nodded. Duncan slapped Harold in the face. "Hey!" said Harold. "What was that for, eh?" said Ezekiel. "Oh yeah. There is an elimination tonight" said Chris winking. Everyone gasped. "Any other questions?" asked Chris. "ME!" said Lindsay. "Okay, Lindsay. What's your question?" "Don't we already have trailers for ourselves?"

"No" said Chris. Lindsay then pointed to the cabins. "Those are cabins for gender" said Chris. "Okay" said Lindsay. "Thanks for answering my question Chip" she continued. "Chip?" giggled Duncan. "Yeah. That's the host" said Lindsay. In the confessional, Courtney said: "That trailer must be mine!" "Now let's begin" said Chris.

"Up first is Lindsay. Spin the wheel" said Chris. "Where is it?" asked Lindsay. "Right here" Chris pointed to no wheel. "Forgot to took it out. Sorry" said Chris, pulling it out. In the confessional, Chris: "I thought she was being dumb". Lindsay spun the wheel and it landed on a sign that had an addition sign. "What's that?" asked Lindsay.

"Your torture is to do this math problem in ten seconds and get it right. The problem is one plus one". In the confessional, Webby says: "Watch as she fails out". In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I learned this in Math class in homeschool. I just can't remember the answer, eh".

In the confessional, LeShawna says: "And I better be getting a math problem as simple as that. That girl may be dumb, but she cannot get that easy problem wrong". "Uuuuuh" said Lindsay. "Five seconds left. Four, three two" said Chris. "TWO!" yelled Lindsay, just in time. "Lindsay moves on and now will pick someone" said Chris.

"I want... PJ!" said Lindsay. "PJ?" asked Chris. "I better go" said DJ, walking up to spin the wheel. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Why did I even pick her in my alliance? Alliance members don't pick each other to do challenges like this!"

DJ spun the wheel and landed on a snake. Chris laughed. "I was hoping you would do this" whispered Chris to DJ. "Get tied up on a snake and not yell for ten seconds" said Chris. DJ yelled. "Chicken" Chris said. "I can't do it" said DJ. "Awwww" said Lindsay. "You may go back to your new seat" said Chris. Then, his regular chair turned into an old crappy one.

"I want a new chair" said Lindsay. "Then, you'll be out" said Chris. "No. I didn't get eliminated" said Lindsay. "Get off if you want a new chair" said Chris. Lindsay stood up and the chair switched into an old crappy one. "Both Lindsay and DJ are out" said Chris.

"But I didn't get eliminated. Beth, did you vote for me?" asked Lindsay. "Not yet" said Beth. "What about you Doug?" "No" said Duncan. "Omar?" "No" said Owen. "PJ?" "No" said DJ. "You are not eliminated from the GAME!" screamed Chris.

"Okay. Moving on" said Chris. "Hmmm.... Ezekiel, spin the wheel" continued Chris. Ezekiel spun the wheel and when the wheel stopped, it landed on lips. "Ooooh. This is a good one" said Chris. "It is?" said Ezekiel. In the confessional, Chris said: "I am making a speech entitled Producers. These producers are awesome. We need more relationships going and this could start them... or begin a fight".

"Admit love on one of the campers" said Chris. "Duncan, eh" said Ezekiel. Everyone turned into shock. "I was joking, eh. LeShawna, eh". LeShawna fainted. "Look what you did to her!" said Harold. Harold tried to do CPR to LeShawna. Ezekiel watched in horror. In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I knew I shouldn't have joked with Duncan, eh". In the confessional, Duncan said: "I don't like him, that'll be what's that word I am looking for"...

Once Harold got LeShawna up again while doing CPR, LeShawna gave Harold a kiss on the lips. "WOAH, EH!" screamed Ezekiel. "True love" said Chris. Lindsay nodded. "Don't mess around again, gurl" said LeShawna to Ezekiel. In the confessional, Duncan said: "Nerd X Big Butt? Didn't see that coming".

"Now that Ezekiel did his challenge, he can pick who goes next" said Chris. "LeShawna, eh" said Ezekiel. "Bring it Chris" LeShawna said, before spinning the wheel. Once it stopped, Chris said: "Listen to those Kids Bop songs I mentioned while announcing the challenge". LeShawna gulped and begun to listen to Battlefield, sung by kids on an iPod. After ten seconds, she dropped the iPod, which broke.

"Good job LeShawna" said Harold to LeShawna. "Thanks string bean" said LeShawna to Harold. "Nicely done LeShawna" said Chris. "Okay, I am in right?" asked LeShawna. Chris nodded. "Good. I pick Duncan" said LeShawna. Harold laughed and Duncan said: "If I survive this challenge, you are next up" to Harold. Harold gulped. "Don't be scared of him" said LeShawna.

"I can't!" said Harold. "Why?" said LeShawna. "He's just a nerd picker" said Harold. "You're no nerd. People who like me ai'nt a nerd, except Ezekiel" said LeShawna. "I like to eat Nerds too!" said Ezekiel, in his chair in the back of the center. "Just ignore him, sugar baby" said LeShawna to Harold. "Okay" said Harold to LeShawna. LeShawna walked back into her old seat and sat down on it. In the confessional, Lindsay said: "True love. Weeeeeeell, it's not that true, because they aren't married yet and they still can break up!"

In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I think Lindsay likes the confessional, because she hogs it a lot". Ezekiel snorted. "Hog" he said. Duncan spun the wheel and it landed on a turtle. Chris laughed. Harold also begun to laugh. "What's so funny?" asked Duncan. "People laughing makes me laugh!" said Harold.

"What's funny is your challenge" said Chris. "And what is that?" asked Duncan. "Chef is going to try to hit you with snapping turtles. If you survive ten seconds without falling on the ground, you get to move on!" said Chris. "Where's my gear?" asked Duncan. "I didn't say you needed gear" winked Chris.

"So I am doing this unprotected?" asked Duncan, who was now outside with Chris, Chef and the snapping turtles. Harold laughed inside, who was watching everything. "Yes" said Chris. "Chef may go now!" said Chris. Chef threw turtles at Duncan. Duncan jumped, leaned to the left and ducked. "Duncan, stop doing the Cha Cha Slide" said Chris laughing.

Then, a turtle got Duncan when he wasn't paying attention to the turtles but Chris. Soon, he fell down, because of the snapping turtles. The turtles walked away to the sea again. "Out" said Chris, winking. "Argh" said Duncan, walking back. Once he came in, he saw that his seat was crappier like DJ's and Lindsay's.

Harold laughed. "Got a problem?" said Duncan, raising his fist. Harold stopped laughing and shook his head no. "Much better" said Duncan, walking to his new seat. "So, Duncan, Lindsay and DJ went through some hard work and some little work and got out. Suckers" said Chris. In the confessional, Courtney said: "As long as he doesn't call me, I can win this!"

"Next is... Courtney!" said Chris. Courtney spun the wheel and it landed on a pin. "Okay guys. We have to go to Chef Hatchet's Chuckie Pee's Unpaid Bowling Alley, which is right next to the center. Now, Courtney stay down there and try to avoid to not getting knocked down in the next ten seconds by the remaining campers" said Chris.

Everyone got bowling balls and when Chris said: "GO!", Owen rolled a few by Courtney. Courtney dodged one. DJ, LeShawna, Webby, Duncan, Ezekiel and Sadie rolled some bowling balls toward Courtney, which all missed. "Five more seconds" said Chris. Lindsay then grabbed a ball. "Three seconds" said Chris. Lindsay threw the ball right at Courtney's face knocking her out.

"Ow" said Courtney. "Chef, take her to the infirmary" said Chris. Chef grabbed Courtney and accidently hit her against the sides of the bowling alley. "Ow! Watch it!" said Courtney. When Courtney passed Lindsay, she said: "I will get you one day". In the confessional, Lindsay said: "Okay. That was scarier than that morning when I thought LeShawna turned into two dinosaurs".

Everyone now walked back to the Say Uncle center. "I cannot be out!" Courtney whined outside of it. "Yes, you are" said Chris. "I am so suing you all" said Courtney. "Good luck" said Chris, who walked in. "Okaaaay.... Owen is up. Spin the wheel". Owen spun a wheel and it was a woodpecker.

"A woodpecker will try to peck the wooden pants you will be wearing. If you run away or take them off, you are out" said Chris. Owen put on the wooden pants. The cameraman put his hands over the camera while this event happened. "That was close" said Owen. "Okay" said Chris. "He's safe" he continued. "YES!" said Owen.

"Webby, you are up!" said Chris. Webby nodded, got out of his seat and walked up to the wheel. "Spin the wheel!" said Chris. Webby spun the wheel and it landed on a rock. "Rock jumping!" said Chris. "Skunks are in between each rock. You need to avoid their smell and make it through the rock path in ten seconds!" Chris continued. Webby nodded.

Webby got on the rocks. "GO" said Chris. Webby jumped on two rocks. A skunk stinked up by him. Webby put two fingers on his nose to avoid the smell and continued to the finish with more stink. "Good job Webby!" said Owen on the top. "Yeah!" said DJ. "You are making it to round two" Chris said to Webby. "Yay!" said Webby.

"Can I take a shower though" asked Webby. "Sure" said Chris. "Hurry up though!" said Chris, behind him. "Next is Sadie" announced Chris. Sadie ran over and spun the wheel. The wheel stopped on a ski. "Sadie, you are going to be skiing!" said Chris. "I am?!" asked Sadie. "Yes!" said Chris. "YAY!" said Sadie, hugging Katie.

"You cannot hit any of the mice which are almost everywhere on the mud" said Chris. "Mud?" asked Beth. "Don't we skii in water?" continued Beth. "Yeah, but this is more fun!" said Chris. Sadie nodded. "Okay" said Beth. "GO!" said Chris, once Sadie was on the skis all ready. "Five seconds!" said Chris. Then, Sadie hit a mouse. "OUT!" said Chris, winking.

"Next is Katie!" said Chris. "No!" said Katie. "I want to be out with Sadie!" she continued. "Fine" said Chris, changing both seats to a crappier one. "Next is Beth!" said Chris. Beth spun a wheel and it landed on a tooth. "Take off your braces" said Chris. "I didn't brush at the resort and the pepperoni is everywhere. I can't!" said Beth. "Out!" said Chris.

"Last person for this round is Harold!" said Chris. LeShawna cheered. "Do we win?!" said Lindsay who was confused. "I think Harold is up, eh" said Ezekiel. Lindsay clapped. Harold spun the wheel.

Elimination Table
Color Code:

WIN: Was on winning team.

WIN: Won individual challenge or won for their team.

IN: Got a a marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.

LOW: Got the final marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.

OUT: Voted off in this episode.