Total Drama Chaos



Total Drama Chaos is the first season in my Total Drama... series. It will feature 16 contestants compete for the grand prize of $1,000,000.

Contestants

 * 1) Boomer
 * 2) Clair
 * 3) Dana
 * 4) Dawson
 * 5) Eliza
 * 6) Ellen
 * 7) Hatcher
 * 8) Jenika
 * 9) Joe
 * 10) Kaitlyn
 * 11) Lucy
 * 12) Michael
 * 13) Paul
 * 14) Teresa
 * 15) Todd
 * 16) Wallace

Sky High Hawks

 * 1) Boomer
 * 2) Dana
 * 3) Eliza
 * 4) Hatcher
 * 5) Lucy
 * 6) Wallace

Raging Raccoons

 * 1) Jenika
 * Joe
 * 1) Kaitlyn
 * 2) Michael
 * 3) Teresa
 * 4) Todd

Eliminated

 * 1) Ellen - Sky High Hawks
 * 2) Paul - Sky High Hawks
 * 3) Clair - Raging Raccoons
 * 4) Dawson - Raging Raccoons

A Whole New Competiton
It's bright and early and Koops turned on a camera and announced, "Hello, people watching me, I'm Koops and this is Season One of my new reality show. The producers and I managed to trick 16 teenagers into coming here, Camp Tajonto, a crappy summer camp where they will be staying at for the next 18 days. They need to survive the challenges, the disgusting camp food, and most importantly, each other. Their fates will be decided at our hangar ceremony where all but one contestant will recieve a marshmallow. That contestant must immediately walk down the Airstrip of Shame and get on the Losercopter and leave Camp Tajonto for good. In the end, only one will remain standing to win the grand prize of one million dollars. 18 days, 16 contestants, 1 winner, this is Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!"

(Theme song plays)

"Welcome back," Koops says to the viewers, "Now let's meet our 16 contestants who we tricked into coming here."

Boomer was the first contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Hello, Boomer," Koops said to him.

Boomer ran up and unintentionally strangled Koops.

"I love this place so much!!!" Boomer screamed.

Koops said, as he gasped for air, "That's great, can you let me go now?"

The second contestant to arrive was Clair.

"Clair, what's up?" Koops asked her.

"What's up," Clair asked Koops, "The wildlife, it's so damp and smelly; if you have pets they can pass out from this environment."

"Sure, I'll keep that in mind," Koops said to Clair.

Koops rolled his eyes to what he heard from Clair.

The third contestant to arrive was Dawson.

"Hey, Dawson, what's up?" Koops asked him, as he walked and cried towards the end of the dock.

"I want to go home!!!" Dawson shouted, crying.

"That's great, Dawson, but you can't go home unless you're eliminated," Koops told Dawson.

"DAWW!!!" Dawson exclaimed.

Eliza was the fourth contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Hey, Eliza, what's going on?" Koops asked her.

Eliza was too bust texting, she didn't bother answering Koops.

"Hey, Eliza, why is your head bald?" Clair asked her.

"My what?" Eliza annoyingly asked her.

"Did you know that intellectual activity or psychological problems can cause baldness?" Clair informed Eliza.

"Nerd," Eliza told Clair.

"Did you know that nerds are usually more successful than bullies?" Clair informed everybody.

They all shouted, "We don't care!!!"

"Speaking of bullies, here comes Todd," Koops said, as Todd was the fifth contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Yo Koops, what up?" Todd asked Koops as they high-fived each other.

"Just getting ready for Season One to begin," Koops told him.

"Cool," Todd said to him.

The sixth contestant to arrive was Lucy.

"Hello, everyone, I'm so excited to be here!" Lucy shouted.

"Hey, Lucy, welcome to Camp Tajonto," Koops told her.

"This is so awesome, Koops," Lucy said to him, as she walked towards the other five contestants.

"She reminds of me of someone I knew back on another season," Koops thought to himself.

The seventh contestant to arrive was Hatcher.

Hatcher walked towards Koops, completely naked.

"Um, Hatcher, can you put some clothes on?" Koops asked Hatcher.

"I would, if I wanted to," Hatcher told him, as he walked towards the other six contestants.

"I'll have the doctors take a look at him if he ever does that again," Koops thought to himself.

"So boys and girls, are you a little psyched out?" Hatcher asked them.

"More like really psyched out," Lucy replied.

"Why are we looking at Hatcher so awkwardly?" Eliza asked everybody.

"They like me flattered, that's what," Hatcher told Eliza.

"Gross," Eliza said to him.

"Your loss, sweetheart," Hatcher told her.

The eighth contestant to arrive was Teresa.

"Hello, Koops, cool place," Teresa said to the host.

"Thanks, Teresa, go stand by the other seven contestants," Koops told Teresa, "Just don't stand closest to Hatcher."

"I heard that!" Hatcher shouted.

"I think you were supposed to hear that," Teresa told Hatcher.

"Whatever, little gorgeous gal!" Hatcher shouted to Teresa.

Wallace was the ninth contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Well if it isn't Wallace?" Koops rhetorically asked.

"Hey Koops, getting ready for yo' big show to begin?" Wallace asked Koops.

"Sure am," Koops replied.

"That's vanilly dilly!" Wallace shouted.

"Vanilly Dilly?" Boomer asked.

"That's my catchphrase," Wallace told Boomer.

"Oh, okay, then mine can be Boomerific!" Boomer shouted.

"That's wonderful, Boomer," Lucy said to him.

"While their talking about annoying catchphrases, let's welcome our tenth contestant to arrive, Ellen," Koops said, as Ellen walked towards him.

"Hey Ellen," Koops welcomed her.

"I imagined this as a great summer experience," Ellen said.

"Oh it will be, Ellen, it will be," Koops said to her.

"I'll imagine that," Ellen said back to Koops.

Joe was the eleventh contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Joe," Koops said, as Joe simply walked past him and walked towards the other ten contestants without acknowledging them.

"Hey, little boy, how are you doing?" Lucy asked him excited.

Joe solemnly said to Lucy, "I'm doing fine, just fine."

"I guess he's psyched out by my 'rather unique personality', am I right?" Hatcher asked Joe.

"Talk about your personality again and I'll make sure you get some clothes on, you fatass!" Joe shouted to Hatcher.

"Okay, okay, sorry!" Hatcher shouted.

"The twelvth contestant to arrive is Dana," Koops said, as Dana walked towards Koops.

"Oh my God, this is like so awesome, yo!" Dana shouted.

"Oh my God, was this girl dropped on her head?" Joe asked himself.

"I like totally heard that like seriously, yo!" Dana shouted.

"Can someone get this girl away from me, before I kill her?" Joe asked annoyed.

"The thirteenth contestant to arrive is Michael," Koops said, as Michael walked towards Koops.

"Hi, Koops, how's it going?" Michael politely asked Koops.

"Doing good, Michael," Koops replied.

"That's nice," Michael said.

Joe muttered to himself, "This guy is going to be tough to beat."

Kaitlyn was the fourteenth contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Hello, Koops, nice place," Kaitlyn said to the host.

"Thanks, Kaitlyn, we're almost ready to start, just two more contestants to introduce," Koops told Kaitlyn.

"Coolio!" Kaitlyn shouted excited.

Paul was the fifteenth contestant to arrive to the camp.

"Well, Koops, you outdid yourself, this place is wonderful!" Paul shouted.

"Really, Paul?" Koops asked.

"No, it's a dump," Paul said annoyed.

"You didn't have to say it that way," Koops said.

The sixteenth and final contestant to arrive was Jenika.

"Hello, Koops, it's a big honor meeting you," Jenika said, shaking Koops' hand.

"Yeah, thanks," Koops responded.

"Just walk towards the other and I'll tell you everything you need to know," Koops said to Jenika.

After getting settled, Koops tells them about Total Drama Chaos.

"Welcome to Camp Tajonto, which will be your home for the next 18 days. These 16 people your all sitting next to will be your teammates, your competition, your enemies, or even your friends. The person who remains on Total Drama Chaos longer than the other 15 of you will win one million dollars," Koops announced.

"Well then you just give me the money right now, because I already know I'm the winner," Hatcher said with a cocky look on his face.

"Hatcher, we didn't even pick teams yet, so save the cockiness until then, okay?" Koops asked Hatcher annoyed.

"Will do, my good man!" Hatcher shouted.

"Now it is time to pick teams, when I call your name, go stand on the dark yellow mat," Koops announced, "Boomer, Dana, Eliza, Ellen, Hatcher, Lucy, Paul, and Wallace; you guys are known as the Sky High Hawks!!!"

"Wow, that's the best team name you can think of?" Paul asked.

"Actually, the producers thought of the names, so don't look at me, wise guy," Koops replied.

"Now this time if I call your name, go stand on the black mat," Koops announced, "Clair, Dawson, Jenika, Joe, Kaitlyn, Michael, Teresa, and Todd; you guys are known as the Raging Raccoons!!!"

"Lovely," Joe said sarcastically.

"Don't be such a downer, Joe," Michael said to Joe.

"Yes, father!" Joe shouted.

"There will also be two cabins, the dark yellow cabin is for the Hawks and the black cabin is for the Raccoons," Koops announced, "You can also use that outhouse as a confessional, just in case you want to get something off your chest."

Joe: I'm going to make this game a living hell for everybody, but I feel like laying low for today, but by tomorrow, I'll put the first step of my plan into action.

Hatcher: I know a lot of people hate my streaking, but their going to have to deal with it for 17 more days.

Kaitlyn: I don't know why, but something about Michael really gets my heart burning with a lovely passion.

Meanwhile, in the Hawks cabin.

Hatcher: To make sure I needed to stay close to my teammates, I had to create an alliance with at least three other people, but who can I actually trust?

"This is the best thing to ever happen to me!" Boomer shouted.

"I know right?" Lucy asked, agreeing with Boomer.

"I imagine that you two will be having the time of your lives, I suppose," Ellen said.

"That's vanilly dilly folks, now which bed is Wallace getting?" Wallace asked.

"We don't know whose getting what bed to be honest," Eliza said, as she coughed up blood.

'''Paul: I can't believe six years ago, Eliza was deemed 'The Sexiest Woman of the Year', that's a title worth taking away from someone like her. God, her music sucked.'''

"Hey Boomer, Wallace, Lucy; can I have a word with you three?" Hatcher asked them.

"Sure," they simultaneously said.

They all walked to some place where nobody would hear them.

"Look guys, I think we aren't getting along as a group," Hatcher said to them.

"I think we are," Lucy said.

"But we can get along quite well, am I right?" Hatcher asked them.

"I think so," Lucy replied.

"So we need to function together or we fail," Hatcher said.

"So what are we doing?" Wallace asked.

"In my opinion, you're not functioning at all," Hatcher replied.

"I'll align with you, Hatcher!" Boomer shouted.

"I'll align too!" Lucy shouted.

"I guess I'm in too!" Wallace shouted.

"Then it's a deal, my friends, we're BAFs!" Hatcher shouted.

"What's that?" Lucy asked.

"Best Allies Forever," Hatcher replied.

They all laughed and high-fived each other, as they celebrated their new alliance.

Meanwhile, at the Raccoons cabin.

"This is a nice place to live in for 17 more days, do you guys agree?" Teresa asked the other Raccoons.

"I don't mind," Michael agreed.

"I don't mind either," Kaitlyn agreed.

'''Joe: I'm surrounded by a bunch of morons, but I know it's that kind of attitude that's going to make people hate your guts, so if I need to get my own alliance going, I need to fool people that I'm a kind, gentle, caring person. Which reminds me, my nightmare begins, right now!'''

'''Teresa: I think the best person I connect to is Joe, he hates this place as much as I do. The only difference is that he openly hates it, while I keep my hatred of this hellhole a secret. If I'm going to win, I'm going to have to align with someone like me, but I'm pretty sure Joe is just as crafty as I am, so I better watch myself.'''

Koops then announced on the loudspeaker, "Attention contestants, meet me by the mess hall tomorrow in the morning for your first challenge!"

"This is going to be 18 long days," Joe said to himself.

"What will happen tomorrow to our contestants during their first challenge? Which team will win invincibility? Find out next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!" Koops announced to the viewers.

He then signed off and ended the episode.

Don't Drink the Smoothie if you Don't Have the Guts
''Last time on Total Drama Chaos, 15 contestants were tricked into coming to this old, crappy camp, as they all compete for one million dollars. Now, they're ready to take on their first challenge. Who will win today's challenge? Who will be sent home tonight? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!''

(Theme song plays)

Both teams were ready to go to bed after their first night at Camp Tajonto.

At the Raging Raccoons girls cabin, all the girls were talking about how to play the game.

"So girls, how are you going to play the game?" Teresa asked the other girls.

"We're not going to tell you, Teresa," Kaitlyn said to her, "That's going to screw up our gameplay."

'''Teresa: Smart girl, Kaitlyn is. Smart girl she is.'''

"You shouldn't do something like getting in on each other," Jenika said to Teresa, "It's sick and inhumane."

"Um, okay, sorry," Teresa said.

"That's alright, Teresa, just don't do it again," Jenika told Teresa.

Kaitlyn: Jenika is a sweet girl, but that sweetness can become threatening later on in the game.

'''Clair: Did you know that most people use the confessional are mostly villains? It may not look like it, but it's true.'''

At the Sky High Hawks guys cabin, Hatcher, Boomer, and Wallace were having an alliance meeting, while the other guys were sleeping.

"So if we lose, whose going first?" Hatcher asked his two allies.

"How about Paul?" Wallace asked.

"I was thinking Ellen," Hatcher said.

"Oh yeah," Boomer agreed.

"Why Ellen?" Wallace asked Hatcher.

"She looks like too much competition and she's annoying with all her imagining crap," Hatcher explained to Boomer and Wallace.

"I agree, she is annoying and she is pretty strong," Wallace said, agreeing with Hatcher's choice.

"So we're going to tell Lucy in the morning?" Boomer asked Hatcher.

"We sure are, Boomer," Hatcher replied.

Meanwhile, at the Raging Raccoons guys cabin, Joe was getting up from his nap, as he was about to start the first step in his plan.

"The Joe-kster has some work to do," Joe said to himself, as he stole the other guys' shoes.

Joe: I know a lot of people did pretty sick things to get others to trust them, but did anyone try getting the others to trust him or her by dipping their shoes in water and getting them to pee their pants?

Joe took the shoes he stole from the other guys and dipped them all in the lake.

'''Joe: It's going to be really funny when they figure out they just pissed themselves. Lucky for me, I'm known by many to have the 'cute and innocent' look, so I can use that to my advantage. They will never suspect me of doing this.'''

Joe snuck back into the cabin and put the shoes on different people other than their original owners.

'''Joe: The Joe-kster is pleased at his success, now I just wait for morning and then everyone will be at everyone else's heads. It feels so good to be bad.'''

After night passed, chaos erupted in the Raging Raccoons guys cabin.

"Why are my pants wet?" Michael asked.

"My pants too," Dawson said, as he started to cry again, "What cruel person did this?"

"What's the matter?" Joe asked Dawson.

Dawson replied with tears in his eyes, "Somebody peed our pants!"

"Who would do such a thing?" Joe asked.

Joe: Me.

'''Who the hell did this?" Todd asked annoyed.

"You want me to tell you?" Joe asked the other guys.

The other guys simultaneously said, "Yes!!!"

"If you must know, it was Clair," Joe explained to the other guys, "She was so annoyed that nobody was listening to her brainy facts, she went crazy and stole all your shoes, dipped them in the lake, and caused you all to pee your pants."

Todd: That nerd is so dead!

'''Michael: Clair is innocent, I know she is. It was obviously Joe, but I'm not going to tell everyone just yet.'''

Everyone else soon got out of bed and they went to the mess hall for their first challenge, but they were waiting for Koops to show up so they can start.

"Hey Dawson, Todd, I need to talk to you guys," Joe said to the other two guys.

"Yeah, Joe?" Dawson asked as he cried.

"What do you want, Joe?" Todd asked.

"Michael is onto us, we need to stay together if we're going to outwit and outlast him, so are you both with me?" Joe asked Dawson and Todd.

"Are we going to get Clair off if we lose?" Todd asked Joe.

"Yes we will," Joe replied.

"Then I'm in," Todd said.

Dawson wiped his eyes clean and said," I'm in too."

Joe: Wow, two steps of my plan done in one morning; must be a world record.

Koops came into the mess hall apologizing to everyone, saying," Sorry I'm late, I had this terrible rash on my leg and it took me two hours and a load of ointment to get rid of it, but it was worth it since the rash is gone."

"What about that challenge you told us about?" Hatcher asked Koops.

"I was getting to that, Hatcher!" Koops shouted to him.

"Just tell us!" Todd shouted, as he was getting irritated.

Koops rolled his eyes and then announced today's challenge, "Your first challenge is to eat a very disgusting smoothie that I'm going to make using this blender. One person from each team will come up and roll a ball. Both balls will land on one of the many ingredients that I will blend together. Both people will have 30 seconds to get as much smoothie as they can down. The person with the most drank smoothie wins a point for their team. First team up to three points wins invincibility. Losing team will have the honor of voting the first person out of this game."

"You're sick, Koops!" Kaitlyn shouted.

"Who said I wasn't?" Koops asked Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn just gave an awkward look on her face and turned away.

'''Kaitlyn: That was pretty embarassing. Note to self, never speak out in front of Koops.'''

After a few minutes passed, the challenge started.

"First up for the Hawks is Dana and first up for the Raccoons is Joe," Koops announced.

"You know, both of our mouths are going to get really dirty, so maybe we should kiss first," Joe explained to Dana.

"No thanks, yo, I'm like good," Dana said to Joe.

'''Joe: She so wants me, I mean who doesn't want this ravishing face?"

They both rolled their balls and they landed on two different ingredients.

"Dana's ball landed on horse crap and Joe's ball landed on Koops' Choice, which means I get to add three of anything I want," Koops announced.

Dana: Koops is like so seriously sick yo to have horse crap as one of the ingredients.

'''Koops: Horse crap was originally going to be cow blood, but I thought that was too boring, so why not make it funny to have somebody drink blended horse crap?

"First, I'm going to get gloves on and put horse crap into the blender," Koops announced, "Now with Koops' Choice, I'm going to add some grass, some underwear Chef Hatchet generously gave to me for this challenge and let's add water."

"Damn!" Joe shouted in disgust.

Koops blended the ingredients together and poured some of the smoothie into two cups.

"Courtesy of Total Drama Chaos and myself, enjoy," Koops said as he gave the two cups to Dana and Joe.

"Cheers," Joe said with a smooth tone.

"Okay, yo!" Dana shouted.

They both started to drink the smoothie.

"You have 30 seconds to get as much smoothie as you can down to get a point for your team," Koops announced.

Joe stopped drinking to ask Koops, "How many seconds do we have left?"

"You both have 21 seconds left," Koops replied.

Joe nodded and proceeded to drink again.

Dana tried to continue drinking, but began to spit the smoothie back up.

"This is so disgusting like seriously," Dana said as she tried to keep the smoothie down.

"Five, four, three, two, one and time's up!" Koops shouted.

"Finally," Joe said in relief.

"Joe, since you have less smoothie in your cup, you win the first point!" Koops shouted.

"Excellent!" Joe shouted.

"Joe and Dana, take a seat; next two come on up," Koops announced.

The next two stood up and approached Koops.

"For the Hawks is Wallace and for the Raccoons is Teresa," Koops announced.

They both rolled their balls and they landed on two different ingredients.

"Wallace's ball landed on sheep guts and Teresa's ball landed on grass," Koops announced.

Wallace and Teresa looked at the sheep guts and grass with disgusted looks on their faces.

"Let's get some sheep guts and put it in, along with some grass, and I'm in the mood of putting in some lemonade," Koops announced, as he put the ingredients in the blender.

"Wallace thinks yo' a sick man, Koops," Wallace said to the host.

Koops finished blending and poured the smoothie into two cups.

"Here you guys go," Koops said, as he gave Wallace and Teresa their cups.

"We're you dropped on your head, Koops?" Teresa asked curiously.

"No, they dropped me on my leg," Koops replied.

"Wow, your good," Teresa complimented Koops.

"I know I am, now hurry up, you're losing time!" Koops shouted.

Wallace and Teresa drank as much as they could for the next 20 seconds.

"This isn't right," Teresa said, as she felt queasy.

"I don't know what you're talking, Teresa, I'm actually surprised how good this is," Wallace said, as he drank the smoothie with ease.

Wallace soon drank the whole smoothie in less than the remaining 9 seconds.

"Wallace wins the first point for the Hawks!" Koops announced.

Teresa: Wallace creeped me out for a bit when he said he liked it.

'''Wallace: (Pukes in the toilet) That was the worst thing I ever drank in my entire life. (Continues to puke)'''

The next two stood up and approached Koops.

"As of now, we're tied with one point each, next up for the Hawks is Eliza and next up for the Raccoons is Todd," Koops announced.

"Let's just get this over with, before I start puke now!" Todd shouted.

Eliza started to cough up blood and said to herself, "Damn, I got to go hack this up."

"Not before this challenge, Eliza," Koops told her.

"Whatevs," Eliza responded.

They both rolled their balls and they landed on the same ingredient.

"It seems that both balls like the mosquitoes," Koops announced, "Let's get these suckers in and pour some soda in and then we blend."

Eliza started to puke at the gruesome looking smoothie.

"Just don't look at her and you'll be okay," Todd repeatedly said to himself, while Koops was blending.

Koops finished blending and poured the smoothie into two cups.

"Bon appetite," Koops said, as he gave the two cups to Eliza and Todd.

"This is freaking gross!" Todd shouted in disgust.

"I think that's the point," Eliza whispered in Todd's ear.

"I'm not an idiot, Eliza!" Todd shouted to her.

Todd was too busy shouting and yelling that he didn't even notice that Eliza was drinking the smoothie with no problems at all.

"Five, four, three, two, one and time's up!" Koops shouted.

"And that's why I think this is the most disgusting thing I would have to drink, but I'm going to do it, watch me!" Todd said, as he began to drink, but Koops stopped him.

"Time's up Todd, while you were busy complaining Eliza won the next point for the Hawks," Koops announced.

Eliza: And my agent says I have zero talent!

The next two stood up and approached Koops.

"The Sky High Hawks only need one point to win this challenge; Raging Raccoons, you got to make a comeback," Koops announced, "Now, next up for the Hawks is Hatcher and next up for the Raccoons is Jenika."

"You had to pair me up with a girl, Koops?" Hatcher asked.

"Are you saying that boys are better than girls, because I'm not going to tolerate that!" Jenika shouted.

"Actually, I wanted to be paired up with a guy, because I'm a homosexual," Hatcher explained to her.

"So you're not sexist?" Jenika asked Hatcher.

"Nope, just gay," Hatcher replied.

"Then I'm sorry for shouting," Jenika said.

"That's cool," Hatcher said back to her.

"Enough with the sex talk!" Koops shouted.

They both rolled their balls and they landed on two different ingredients.

"Hatcher's ball landed on sheep guts and Jenika's ball landed on Chef's former underwear," Koops announced.

"This is going to be painful up the butt!" Hatcher shouted.

Koops finished blending and poured the smoothie into two cups.

"Here's your guts and underwear smoothie; courtesy of Total Drama Chaos and myself, enjoy," Koops said, as he gave the two cups to Hatcher and Jenika.

"In the words of Hatcher, painful up the butt!" Jenika shouted.

Hatcher and Jenika drank equal amounts of the smoothie, but Jenika started to gulp the rest down.

"Since Jenika drank the whole thing, she wins a point for the Raccoons!" Koops shouted.

"Awesome!" Jenika shouted.

"Gross!" Hatcher shouted, as he started to puke all over his shorts.

Hatcher: And this is why I like being naked all the time; now my shorts have Hatcherlicious vomit all over them.

The final two stood up and approached Koops.

"This is the winning round, whoever wins this point wins the challenge and gets to live another day here," Koops announced, "Last up for the Hawks is Ellen and last up for the Raccoons is Dawson."

"But I don't want to drink the smoothie!" Dawson shouted, as he started to cry.

"Shut up, you dumb lard of tears!" Paul shouted.

"That's not nice to say to someone, Paul," Michael said to him.

"Oh, then I'm dearly sorry," Paul said to Dawson, sarcastically.

'''Paul: Michael gets on my nerves already and this is the first time I talked to him. I hate goody-goodys like him, at least the ones like Michael.'''

'''Michael: It's been only two days and I already have two enemies, Joe and Paul. At least one of them is on the other team.'''

'''Dawson: (Still crying) Paul gave me an ouchie, in here. (Points to heart and continues crying)'''

"Okay people, this decides the outcome," Koops announced, "Roll your balls!"

They both rolled their balls and they landed on the same ingredient.

"Well what do you know, they both landed on Koops' Choice, which means I get to add six ingredients instead of three," Koops announced, "Since this is the last round let's add everything in; we have the sheep guts, the grass, the underwear, the horse crap, the mosquitoes, some water, some soda, and finally some lemondade!"

Koops blended everything for 30 seconds then poured the disgusting smoothie into two cups.

"This is for the win, you guys!" Koops shouted, as he gave the two cups to Ellen and Dawson.

"I imagine this as a better smoothie," Ellen said.

"Okay, Ellen," Joe said to her, "Enough with the imagining bullcrap, seriously!"

"I imagine you would be a lot nicer, Joe," Ellen said to him.

'''Joe: Ellen is so lucky she's not on my team. We only have to put up with that pain in the ass, Clair.'''

Ellen: I imagine this place with lots of nicer things, too bad that imagination didn't turn into reality.

Ellen drank as much as she can, while Dawson tried his best to gulp it down without puking.

"I imagine I wouldn't puke, but I'm going to!" Ellen shouted, as she puked all over Hatcher.

"That imagining bitch is going to get it now!!!" Hatcher screamed at the tp of his lungs.

"Oh God, I'm imagining a forfeit, but I am!" Ellen shouted.

"Since Ellen forfeited, that means the Raging Raccoons win the challenge!" Koops shouted.

Hatcher: Ellen is so dead tonight!!!

Ellen: I imagine myself dead on a platter right now.

"Raccoons, you get to live another day here," Koops announced, "Hawks, meet me at the big hangar where one of the eight of you will be kicked off Total Drama Chaos."

The Raging Raccoons cheered, while the Sky High Hawks left the challenge area shamefully.

Meanwhile, Hatcher's Alliance talked about who they're voting off at the hangar ceremony.

"So did you guys choose who were eliminating?" Lucy asked.

"It's Ellen, definitely Ellen!" Hatcher shouted.

"She deserves it for forfeiting and giving Mr. Cryboy the win, not that I have anything against her, nor Dawson, but she deserves to go," Lucy explained.

"Do we have enough numbers?" Wallace asked.

"I think the entire team is gunning for her, so we don't have to worry about numbers," Lucy explained again.

"Good point, Lucy," Hatcher agreed.

"So just to make sure, we're all voting off Ellen?" Boomer asked the alliance.

"Yes, Boomer, we are," Boomer replied.

"Out of curiosity, why are we voting for Ellen?" Lucy asked Hatcher.

"One, she imagines everything, two, she puked on me, and three and most importantly, she forfeited the challenge!" Hatcher shouted.

"Those are good reasons to vote her off," Wallace agreed.

"Then this will be one easy hangar ceremony," Hatcher said to his alliance.

Meanwhile, the Sky High Hawks were at their first hangar ceremony.

"Okay guys, here's how this works," Koops told the Hawks, "If I call out your name, you'll get a marshmallow; however, if you don't get a marshmallow, you must leave through those double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame and get on the Losercopter, which means you're out of the contest and you can't come back! EVER!!!"

"You scare me, Koops!" Boomer shouted.

"I know I do," Koops said to Boomer.

"So who gets marshmallows, yo?" Dana asked curiously.

"I was just about to give them to you guys; the marshmallows go to Boomer, Eliza, Wallace, Dana, Paul, and Lucy," Koops announced, "Hatcher, Ellen, this is the final marshmallow and it goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

HATCHER!!!"

Koops threw Hatcher the final marshmallow and said to Ellen, "Sorry Ellen, you're out."

"That's okay," Ellen said to Koops, "I had a fun time here, despite being the first one voted off."

"Wow, the first and last thing Ellen says here, she doesn't imagine anything," Paul said to the other Hawks.

Ellen proceeded to leave through the double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame, went on the Losercopter and left.

"Congratulations to the rest of you," Koops said to the seven surviving Hawks, "You're all safe, for now!"

"Awesome!" Hatcher shouted.

Koops then turned to the camera and said, "Well that's it for this episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!"

They Be Dropping Meh Bukkit!
''Last time on Total Drama Chaos, both teams took on their first challenge. They had to drink the most nastiest, most disgusting, and most vile smoothie ever created in the history of mankind. Some prevailed and some failed, miserably. In the end, it was the Sky High Hawks who lost when Ellen forfeited the challenge, giving the Raging Raccoons invincibility, and in return, Ellen became the first person voted off this show. With one contestant out of the game, who knows what will ensue on today's episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!''

It was bright and early and all of the Hawks, with the exception of Boomer were fast asleep.

"I guess nobody can hear this; oh well, here it goes," Boomer said to himself, as he started to sing.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover, I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover," Boomer sang, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!!!"

Paul started to wake up and sarcastically comment on Boomer's singing, "Boomer, that was the best singing I've ever heard; you should go on American Idol and don't stop until you make the top."

"Is that all true?" Boomer asked.

"No it's not," Paul said, as threw one of his books at Boomer to shut him up, "Now shut up, some of us are trying to sleep!"

'''Boomer: Is Paul insulting my Boomerificness? If so, he's going to get what's coming to him!'''

Boomer screamed so loud it got all the guy Hawks to fall out of their beds; it also got the girl Hawks to wake up and find out what happened.

"Boomer, what the hell is up yo' crazy butt?" Wallace asked Boomer.

"Payback on Paul," Boomer replied.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me, Boomer," Paul said to him annoyed at his antics.

Paul: We lost one annoying teammate already, and I can't wait to lose another one if we lose again!

"Does anyone want to hear me sing?" Eliza asked, as she coughed but surprisingly didn't cough up blood.

"NO!!!!!" the other Hawks shouted simulataneously.

"Alright, alright!" Eliza shouted, as she now started to cough up mucus.

'''Eliza: One day, I cough up blood and the next day, I cough up mucus. My mom told me I was prettier than the other girls here, while my agent I wasn't, so whose telling the truth and when I stop coughing up disgusting crap every freaking minute?'''

"Why are you girls in our cabin anyway?" Paul asked the female Hawks.

"We heard Boomer's scream, so we came to hear what happened," Lucy replied.

"Like seriously yo, why do you boys cause so much noise?" Dana asked the male Hawks.

"Why don't you ask the 'sweet transvestite', Boomer," Paul told Dana.

"Paul, unless you want to be in this game longer, you better be way more nice to me," Boomer told Paul.

Paul: Not that I really want to be here anyway, but I want the money.

Meanwhile, in the Raccoons guys cabin, Michael was talking to Dawson about strategy.

"Hey Dawson, you know Joe right?" Michael asked him.

"Yeah, why?" Dawson asked Michael with tears in his eyes.

"Can you tell me everything Joe tells you, since you know him and all?" Michael asked Dawson.

"What's in it for me?" Dawson asked Michael, still with tears in his eyes.

"I'll save you from elimination every time we lose a challenge," Michael replied.

"I guess I'll help then," Dawson said.

'''Michael: Dawson is the best person in Joe's Alliance to ask for a favor, not because he's easy to manipulate, but its because he's the nicest of the three of them. I mean, seriously, Joe's a misanthrope and Todd's a criminal, he's the only one of the bunch I can actually talk to.'''

"So, what is Joe up to?" Michael asked.

"He wants to get rid of Clair when we lose a challenge," Dawson replied.

"I knew he would try to pull something like that off," Michael said.

"Are you going to try and stop him, Michael?" Dawson asked him.

"Yeah, I'm going to, I just need time to plan my move," Michael replied.

Michael: And by needing time, I mean forming an alliance with Clair, Jenika, Kaitlyn, and Teresa.

It was now time for the challenge to start, as everyone got ready and went over to the challenge area.

"For today's challenge, three people from each team will be handcuffed to a rope that will trigger a giant bucket of water to fall on you. Obviously, if you tug on the rope too hard, you'll get drenched and you're out of the challenge. Last person standing wins invincibility for their team. Also, let me give you fair warning, these ropes are attached to the buckets very fragily, so even the slightest tug will get you drenched," Koops announced.

"So, Koops, who will be the three people?" Michael asked the host.

"Well, since you, Clair, and Kaitlyn, along with Boomer, Lucy, and Paul didn't participate in yesterday's challenge, you'll all be participating in today's challenge," Koops announced, "So all six of you, get to your stations and our unpaid interns will get you all set up."

The unpaid interns handcuffed Boomer, Clair, Kaitlyn, Lucy, Michael, and Paul to a rope attached to a fragile, giant bucket of water.

"Okay, are you six ready?" Koops asked them.

They all nodded their heads in agreement.

"Then this challenge is underway," Koops announced.

"Why is this challenge so entertaining, Koops?" Paul sarcastically asked the host.

"Since I know that sarcasm, I'm not going to bother answering that, Paul," Koops replied.

Paul: It was worth a try; its fun to annoy Koops.

"I can be handcuffed all day!" Michael shouted.

"So can I!" Kaitlyn shouted as well.

"Did you know that if you're a master at escaping, handcuffs are one of the easiest to break free from?" Clair informed everyone.

"We know, Clair, so shut up!" Joe shouted.

'''Wallace: I'm going to sum up Joe very quickly. Joe's a little boy with a big temper.'''

"One of yo' Hawks better beat dillyless Raccoons!" Wallace shouted, cheering for the Hawks.

"Thanks, Wallace," Lucy said, "We'll keep that in mind."

"Awe and some!" Wallace shouted.

"This is getting tiring, tiring, tiring," Boomer sang to himself, "This is getting tiring, because my arm is sore!"

"I heard that, Boomer!" Eliza shouted.

"I sang it loud enough for anyone with an ear to sing it, Eliza," Boomer said to her irritated.

"You're singing is nothing compared to mine," Eliza boasted.

Koops: Only because of these arguments I'm hearing gives me an idea for tomorrow's challenge.

"Did you know that if you sing too much, you can crack your throat, or even temporarily lose your voice?" Clair informed everyone.

Todd: Unless Clair wants to live another day here, she better stop informing us, and she also better apologize for the peeing pants issue!

"Nobody cares about your info, just don't get wet, Clair!" Todd shouted to her.

"Alrighty then," Clair said to Todd.

'''Clair: Todd is a criminal and we all know because of his appearence. Seriously, he brought a ski mask; a ski mask!!!'''

"This is actually pretty easy, guys," Michael said to his fellow, handcuffed Raccoons.

"Once you're handcuffed to this rope for a little while, it isn't so bad," Kaitlyn agreed.

However, Kaitlyn had an itch and she mistakenly used her handcuffed arm to scratch, resulting in the giant bucket to drop the water all over her.

"Kaitlyn, you're out!" Koops shouted.

"Can you uncuff me first?" Kaitlyn asked.

Koops went over to uncuff Kaitlyn and said to her," Take a spot on the empty bench over there, since you're out of this challenge."

Teresa: Well this isn't going as planned.

"Come on you guys, you can do it!" Teresa cheered for Clair and Michael.

"We will do it, won't we Clair?" Michael asked her.

"I hope so," Clair replied.

'''Paul: Is it me or is Clair the Raccoons' version of Ellen, because they're both annoying, she has the same thing to say every time, well sort of. And she's going to be voted off early if she doesn't get her act straight and from what I'm seeing, she isn't.'''

"My arm is getting sore!" Boomer shouted.

"Don't worry, Boomer," Michael said, "This challenge will be over soon."

"I hope so, I'm getting hungry," Jenika said.

"Boomer, your arm isn't sore enough to get out of this challenge," Paul said to him.

Boomer: If we lose, I'm definitely telling Hatcher, Wallace, and Lucy to take Paul down!

"I know this sounds delayed, but I'm agreeing with Michael when he said this is easy!" Lucy shouted.

Teresa: Lucy really bugs me with her optimism and I'm so glad she isn't on my team.

"Oh no, I think I'm going to sneeze!" Boomer shouted.

"Boomer, I swear to God that if you do sneeze, we're voting you off," Paul threatened Boomer.

Unfortunately, Boomer couldn't control it and sneezed all over Paul which resulted with both of their giant buckets to drop the water all over them.

"Oh nice, Boomer, really freaking nice!" Paul shouted, covered in Boomer's boogers.

"Well I had to sneeze!" Boomer shouted.

"You could've covered yo' mouth and then sneezed, Boomer," Wallace said to Boomer.

"Well I didn't know at the time, I have one arm that's handcuffed for God's sake!" Boomer shouted.

"Just don't do it again and everything will be hunky dory," Hatcher said to Boomer.

"Fine," Boomer said, "Now someone please uncuff me?"

"Same with me?" Paul asked.

Koops went over to uncuff Boomer and Paul and said to them, "Both of you are out, take a seat next to Kaitlyn."

"I guess I'm the last one standing for the Hawks," Lucy said.

"Yes, yo' are, Lucy," Wallace said to her, "Yes, yo' are!"

"We can take Lucy, right Clair?" Michael asked her.

"Sure, we can," Clair replied.

Unfortunately, Clair slightly moved her handcuffed arm, causing the giant bucket to drop the water all over her.

Koops soon went over to uncuff Clair and said to her, "Clair, you take a spot on the bench."

"Now this is all coming down to the wire," Jenika said.

"This may end soon," Eliza said.

"It's only Michael for the Raccoons and Lucy for the Hawks," Koops announced, "Once one of them loses, the other one will win invincibility for their teams."

"This shizz is getting intense!" Wallace shouted.

Hatcher: To make sure we win, I made up an incredibly genius plan to get the water to drop on Michael!

Hatcher went over to Michael and said to him, "Hey badda-badda-badda-badda!!!"

"Hatcher, I'm handcuffed to a rope attached to a giant bucket of water," Michael said to him, "I don't think that's going to work."

"It was worth a try," Hatcher said, as he walked away.

"Their neck-in-neck," Koops announced, "Who will fall first? Michael or Lucy?"

"Win this for me, Michael!" Kaitlyn shouted to him.

"I'm winning for you and all the other Raccoons!" Michael shouted determined.

Michael: Except for Joe, because he's a misanthropic asshole!

"I think nature is starting to get the best of me," Lucy said.

"Don't give in, woman, you can't let that saint win like that!" Paul shouted to Lucy.

"I'm trying," Lucy said.

Paul: At least it boosted her confidence, sort of.

Lucy tried her hardest to stay in, but she couldn't take it anymore, so she moved her arm to get the giant bucket to drop the water all over her.

"I couldn't take it guys," Lucy said to her team, "I'm sorry."

"Michael wins invincibility for the Raging Raccoons!" Koops shouted, as Michael and the other Raccoons cheered for their second victory in a row.

Koops soon went to uncuff Michael and Lucy and announced, "Since Michael won invincibility for the Raccoons, they won't be voting anyone off; as for Lucy and the Hawks, hangar ceremony tonight and the second person will be voted off this game."

"Sorry if I let you guys down," Lucy disappointingly said to her team.

"Hey, if it were me taking all that pain, I'd do the same thing too," Wallace said to her.

"Thanks, Wallace," Lucy said to him as she gave him a hug.

Lucy: I think I'm falling in love with Wallace.

'''Wallace: I know that was romantic and all, but still, what the hell happened? I'm so confused right now!'''

"You did great, Michael, you were very brave," Kaitlyn said to Michael.

"Thanks, you were too," Michael said to Kaitlyn, "At least when you were up there that is."

"Excuse me, I'm going to go throw up now," Joe said as he went over to a nearby bathroom to do just that.

Meanwhile, all the Hawks, excluding Boomer and Paul, gathered around to decided whose getting voted off.

"I think we should eliminate either Boomer or Paul?" Eliza suggested.

"That sounds fair yo, but who will get eliminated, yo?" Dana asked.

"The person who doesn't get voted off tonight goes next time we lose a challenge," Eliza explained to Dana.

"That's like the most clever way to get people eliminated, yo, like seriously!" Dana shouted joyfully.

"Hey, Hatcher, Wallace, Lucy, come over here," Boomer whispered to them.

Hatcher, Wallace, and Lucy went over to see what Boomer wanted.

"Hey, Boomer, what's up?" Lucy asked him.

"We need to get Paul out," Boomer told his alliance, "And we already have the numbers, so let's do it."

"Well we were deciding on either you or Paul, but I guess we can change it to Paul and not tell the others," Hatcher told his alliance.

"So, then its agreed, Paul goes tonight," Boomer said to his alliance.

Boomer: I don't care how smart he is, when you insult me for an entire day, there's no way you're getting away with it; not no way and not no how!

Meanwhile, the Sky High Hawks were at their second hangar ceremony.

"Okay guys, same rules as before, if you don't get a marshmallow, you must leave through those double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame and get on the Losercopter, which means you're out of the contest and you can't come back! EVER!!!" Koops told the Hawks.

"I think we know by now, Koops," Paul said to him.

"Fine, kill the moment, Paul," Koops announced, "The marshmallows go to Lucy, Wallace, Eliza, Hatcher, and Dana."

Boomer and Paul both gulped in fear.

"Boomer, Paul, this is the final marshmallow and it goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

BOOMER!!!"

Koops threw Boomer the final marshmallow and said to Paul, "Sorry Paul, you're out."

"Like I need to part of this show anyway," Paul said.

Paul proceeded to leave through the double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame, went on the Losercopter and left.

"Well, that's it for tonight's hangar ceremony, good night," Koops told the Hawks.

The Hawks left the hangar ceremony as the episode ended.

A Big Weird Chaotic Moment
''Last time on Total Drama Chaos, three contestants competed for their team, where they had to be handcuffed to a rope attached to a fragile, giant bucket of water. Michael won not only the challenge for the Raccoons, but Kaitlyn's heart. Same thing can possibly be said for Wallace and Lucy. Michael made Dawson his spy in order to get info on Joe's plans and at the Hawks' second hangar ceremony, Paul became the second person to be voted off? What challenge will be in store for the fourteen remaining contestant? Will Michael and Wallace start to develop crushes on Kaitlyn and Lucy? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!''

(Theme song plays)

It was another bright and early morning and Kaitlyn and Lucy were talking about what happened after yesterday's challenge.

"Do you think they'll really like us?" Kaitlyn asked Lucy.

"That's a difficult question to answer," Lucy replied.

"Why is it?" Kaitlyn asked her.

"Its just," Lucy said to Kaitlyn, "What if they don't really like us?"

"Michael and Wallace are honest people in my opinion," Kaitlyn told her, "I don't think they will lie to us like that."

"I guess you're right," Lucy agreed.

Michael and Wallace woke up and walked over to Kaitlyn and Lucy.

"What are you girls talking about?" Michael asked Kaitlyn and Lucy.

"Nothing," Kaitlyn replied.

"We're just talking about how beautiful it is this morning, that's all," Lucy added.

Michael: Something's up with Kaitlyn and Lucy and I got to get to the bottom of it.

"Hey Kaitlyn," Michael said to her, "About yesterday, did you mean all that?"

"Of course I did, Michael, I think you're a very brave guy," Kaitlyn told him.

Michael blushed a little and said to her, "You're not the cowardly type either, I should add."

"But you said I was brave yesterday, Michael," Kaitlyn told him.

Michael blushed more as Wallace looked at him with a confused look on his face.

Michael: Okay, I think I got to the bottom of it and the bottom line is that I'm in love with Kaitlyn, and I'll make sure nothing bad happens to her throughout this game!

Wallace: I knew Michael was acting all fishy, unlike me, he doesn't have a poker face if you know what I mean.

"Do you like me, Lucy?" Wallace asked her, curiously.

Lucy started to blush and said to him, "Define like, Wallace."

'''Wallace: I've come to the conclusion that Lucy is in love with me. Like Michael, I can also read her poker face too.'''

All of a sudden, Boomer burst out of the Hawks guys cabin singing.

"Sit down at my table, put your minds at ease. If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change it 'round some, too, I'll look deep into your heart and soul," Boomer sang, "You do have a soul, don't you Wallace? Make your wildest dreams come true! I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side."

Wallace threw one of his box of cards at Boomer to shut him up.

"Well, look at that, the next part of the song involved cards too," Boomer said as he chuckled a bit afterwards.

"So who are your friends on the other side?" Lucy asked Boomer.

"You guys obviously," Boomer replied.

They all laughed along with Boomer, while the other Raccoons and Hawks got up and got out of their cabins.

"What is with you guys and friends on the other side?" Teresa asked Boomer, Michael, and Wallace.

"Its a long story," Michael replied.

Lucy: Its true, I'm in love in Wallace, but I'm definitely sure I'm not the only one who is in love!

Meanwhile, Todd walked up to a surprisingly, not crying Dawson to discuss their next move.

"Hey, Dawson, I'm starting to get a little fishy at-," Todd said to him, before Dawson cut him off.

"Yes, I know what we must do," Dawson told Todd.

'''Todd: That was the easiest talk ever! Normally and strategically!'''

Koops suddenly came out to announce the next challenge.

"Just what we need today, another challenge," Jenika said to herself.

Jenika: Seriously, why can't Koops give us the day off?

"Today's challenge is a unique I came up with myself," Koops announced.

"God, help us all!" Jenika shouted.

"True on that one, Jenika," Wallace agreed.

"Don't worry, it isn't life-threatening, all you have to do as a team is to create the biggest Big Lipped Alligator Moment," Koops announced.

"A what, what, what, moment?" Michael asked.

"I'll explain," Koops announced what a Big Lipped Alligator Moment is to the contestants, "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment is a point in a movie where something totally ridiculous and pointless comes out that has little to no sense or part of the plot and after its over, nobody ever speaks of it again."

"Then how is it a Big Lipped Alligator Moment if you're going to judge it?" Michael asked.

"Actually, the whole thing will be a Big Lipped Alligator Moment, because once the challenge is over, I'll make sure nobody speaks of it again," Koops explained.

"How are you going to do that?" Eliza asked.

"If you mention it, you'll be automatically eliminated from this game," Koops replied.

Eliza: That's a dumb rule.

"That's good for me, because I can't remember that much anyway," Boomer told the host.

"For this challenge, I'll be picking the Big Lipped Alligator Moments for both teams," Koops announced, "Hawks, you'll be reenacting the creepy tunnel scene from Willy Wonka and Raccoons, you'll be doing the pink elephants from Dumbo and I'll be judging both of them on an hour, so better get moving."

Both teams scurried to find some place where they practice reenacting their Big Lipped Alligator Moments.

Wallace: I can't we're reenacting the creepy ass Willy Wonka tunnel scene, that freaked me out as a kid, luckily we have the king of Big Lipped Alligator Moments, Boomer, on our team, so I knew we could win this challenge.

The Hawks were getting ready for their Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

"So how do we make a creepy tunnel if we don't have a tunnel nor a boat?" Lucy asked.

"Maybe we can like build one, yo!" Dana shouted.

"So who are the best at construction?" Lucy asked her team.

Hatcher and Wallace raised their hands.

"You two, start finding planks we can use to build a tunnel, the rest of you, help me build a paper machete boat!" Lucy shouted.

"A paper machete boat?" Eliza asked curiously.

"Boomer, Dana, Eliza, you three go find old magazines and bring them back to me!" Lucy shouted.

Lucy: I think I'm the lady of the hour, I just hope I can tell Wallace how I feel.

Hatcher: I always thought Lucy was a sparkling ball of funshine, and I never knew she can be a leader until now.

Meanwhile, the Raccoons were getting ready for their Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

"This is degrading," Joe said to himself, "I'll look like a prune in this pink jumpsuit."

"You do know prunes are purple, not pink?" Clair informed Joe.

"Who the hell cares what color they are, I'm not doing this challenge and that's that!" Joe shouted.

"That rotten little midget!" Michael shouted.

"You got something to say to my face, superman?" Joe tauntingly asked Michael.

"Why don't you show me more biting than barking?" Michael angrily asked Joe.

"Boys, boy, please stop fighting," Jenika said, trying to break up the feud, "Can we just work together as a team?"

Michael and Joe both looked at each other and shouted, "NO!!!"

Jenika: I hate fighting, because my dad died when he got into a fight with this gangster by our house, and people fighting makes me die a little inside.

"I'll be right back team, I'm going to get a drink," Teresa told her team.

While walking to the mess hall, she tripped on something.

"What the hell," Teresa thought to herself, "What the hell did I trip on?"

'''Teresa: It looks like bottle containing a note. I know how to get the note out. (Breaks bottle and reads the note) It says, 'Congratulations, you've found the secret clue to a hidden immunity idol hidden somewhere in your camp, you can share this clue with others or keep it to yourself. Here is your clue, its hidden in the bushes by your outhouse confessional.' Then this idol hunt will be a piece of cake and I'll make sure nobody knows about this.'''

While the Raccoons were getting ready, Teresa looked in the bushes and immediately found the hidden immunity idol.

Teresa: Like I said, piece of cake!

She then went to the mess hall to get a drink, then soon returned.

"How was your drink?" Clair asked Teresa.

"What are you, a cop?" Teresa rhetorically asked Clair.

Meanwhile, the Hawks were continuing to get ready for their Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

"We got our tunnel done, we just need more magazines to complete our paper machete boat!" Lucy shouted.

"We found these, Lucy," Boomer told Lucy as he, Dana, and Eliza gave her magazines they found.

"I think were almost done with the paper machete boat!" Lucy shouted.

"How many more magazines do we need, yo?" Dana asked Lucy.

"About one more," Lucy replied.

"I'll get it!" Boomer shouted.

Boomer went to find one more magazine to complete their paper machete boat.

Boomer: So I just pass the bushes and ask myself, 'Why not use bushes, their tiny trees, which techincally mean they're paper, so why use them?' So I went to the bushes to grab the biggest bush there.

Boomer looked around to find the biggest bush, but he also found a hidden immunity idol too.

'''Boomer: This is a Boomerific day! Not only did I find a big bush for the boat, but I also found a hidden immunity idol without finding the stupid clue! It's good to be insane!'''

"I got the last piece of paper!" Boomer shouted.

"But that's like a bush, yo!" Dana shouted.

"Well, technically, bushes are tiny trees pretty much and paper do come from trees, so I guess we can use that," Lucy explained.

They put the giant bush on the boat, which ultimately completed the boat too.

"It stands out a lot, doesn't it?" Hatcher asked his team.

"I think its vanilly dilly," Wallace replied.

"Now who will be Willy Wonka?" Hatcher asked his team.

"ME!!!!!" Boomer screamed.

"That settles that," Lucy said, "The rest of us can be the kids."

"I'll be Grandpa Joe," Hatcher said to his team.

"Then I'm Charlie," Lucy said as well.

"I'll be Veruca, yo!" Dana shouted.

"I'll be Violet," Eliza said while coughing up mucus.

"I guess I'm Mike," Wallace said.

"Now we wait another ten minutes," Lucy said to her team.

Meanwhile, the Raccoons were continuing to get ready for their Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

"This is a disaster!" Michael shouted.

"I know," Kaitlyn agreed, "Nobody really wants to do it and nobody wants to help."

"It's only you, me, Jenika, and Clair," Michael said.

"Joe's group can get no credit if we win," Kaitlyn said.

Joe and Dawson were sleeping, Todd was eating chips, and Teresa kissed her hidden immunity idol while nobody was looking.

After ten minutes passed, it was time for Koops to judge the Big Lipped Alligator Moments.

"Alright, let's have the Raccoons present theirs first," Koops announced.

The Hawks watched as the Raccoons presented theirs.

The curtain rised as only Michael, Kaitlyn, Jenika, and Clair were in pink elephant jumpsuits.

"Hey guys, where are Joe, Dawson, Todd, and Teresa?" Koops asked the four participated Raccoons.

"They all backed out," Jenika replied.

Koops sighed and said to them, "Alright, let's see what you guys got."

"Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade! Here they come! Hippety hoppety, they're here and there, Pink elephants everywhere!" Michael sang.

"Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed! On their head! Clippety cloppety, arrayed in braid, Pink elephants on parade!" Kaitlyn sang.

"What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view! I could stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but technicolor pachyderms is really much for me!" Jenika sang.

"I am not the type to faint when things are odd or things are quaint, but seeing things you know that ain't can certainly give you an awful fright! What a sight!" Clair sang.

"Chase 'em away! Chase 'em away! I'm afraid need your aid, Pink elephants on parade! Pink elephants! Pink elephants!" everyone sang.

The curtain closed and Koops and the Hawks applauded.

"Not bad Raccoons, not bad for only four people reenacting, Hawks you're up," Koops judged, then announced.

The Raccoons took their seats as the Hawks presented theirs.

The curtain rised as the Hawks were in their paper machete boat in the creepy tunnel.

"Hey, what's that tunnel up ahead," Hatcher shouted, "Hey Wonka, I want off!"

"Row the world and home again," Boomer said, "That's the Boomer, I mean sailor's way."

Everyone, excluding Boomer started screaming, "We're going too fast!!!!!"

"Faster!!!!!" Boomer screamed.

A bunch of creepy, colorful lights shined above as the boat was in the tunnel still.

"We're going to sink, I know it," Wallace said.

"What is this a freak out?" Eliza asked.

"Yeah, this isn't funny, Boomer!" Hatcher shouted.

"You don't even see where you're like going, yo," Dana said.

"You're right," Boomer agreed, "I can't."

"This is knid of strange," Lucy said to Hatcher.

"Strange, but its fun," Hatcher said to Lucy.

Boomer started to sing a poem.

Boomer sang, "There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?"

He then started to say the poem.

Boomer said, "Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!"

Boomer started screaming, while the others cowered in fear, but they soon made it out of the creepy tunnel.

Boomer then calmly said, "We're here."

The curtain closed and Koops and the Raccoons stood up and cheered.

"You guys win!" Koops shouted.

The Sky High Hawks cheered for their first victory and hugged one another.

"Raging Raccoons, I'll be seeing you at your first hangar ceremony," Koops announced, "As for the Sky High Hawks, enjoy your invincibility because you earned it!"

Meanwhile, Michael, Kaitlyn, Jenika, and Clair talked about who to vote off.

"So who are we getting rid of?" Jenika asked.

"Guys," Michael told the girls, "I have a plan and I need Dawson's help."

"Why, Dawson?" Kaitlyn asked.

"Did you know Dawson hasn't cried much this entire day?" Clair informed the other two girls and Michael.

"Weird," Jenika replied.

"But still, why, Dawson?" Kaitlyn asked.

"Dawson is our spy and he will help us get the goods on Joe," Michael explained.

"But what if we double crosses us?" Clair asked Michael.

"Then he gets the boot," Michael replied.

"So it's Joe?" Jenika asked Michael.

"Yes, yes it is," Michael replied.

Meanwhile, Joe, Dawson, Todd, and Teresa talked about who to vote off.

"So its agreed, we vote for-," Todd said, before Joe cut him off.

"We already know what to do, you don't have to say it," Joe told Todd.

"Alright," Todd said.

"So what did you want to talk about, Teresa," Joe asked her.

"I have a plan that will get one of those goody-goody girls to come onto our side, but I'll tell you after the hangar ceremony," Teresa explained.

"Cool," Joe said, "This makes us a four people alliance as of now!"

Everyone high-fived each other to celebrate the welcoming of Teresa into their alliance.

Meanwhile, the Raging Raccoons were at their first hangar ceremony.

"Okay guys, here's how this works," Koops told the Raccoons, "If I call out your name, you'll get a marshmallow; however, if you don't get a marshmallow, you must leave through those double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame and get on the Losercopter, which means you're out of the contest and you can't come back! EVER!!!"

"The marshmallows go to Michael, Kaitlyn, Dawson, Teresa, Jenika, and Todd," Koops announced, "Clair, Joe, this is the final marshmallow and it goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

JOE!!!"

Koops threw Joe the final marshmallow and said to Clair, "Sorry Clair, you're out."

"Did you know I felt that was really unpredictable, in my opinion?" Clair informed everybody, including Koops.

"Just go back to the library and inform the geeks there, you annoying, little twit!" Joe shouted.

Clair flipped Joe off, as she proceeded to leave through the double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame, went on the Losercopter and left.

"That wasn't the most shocking elimination I've seen, but hey, we're at the beginning of the game, so I'm sure you guys will get better," Koops told the remaining Raccoons.

"Um...Okay," Kaitlyn said.

"Well, the rest of you are safe, so head on back to your cabin, good night," Koops told the Raccoons.

The Raccoons left the hangar ceremony as the episode ended.

Total Drama Chaotic Water Brawl
''Last time on Total Drama Chaos, their was romance on Camp Tajonto when Michael and Lucy confessed their crushes on Kaitlyn and Wallace. At the challenge, both teams had to reenact 'something' which the Raccoons sucked at with only four of the eight contestants participating. The Hawks made a comeback and destroyed their losing streak. Meanwhile, Boomer and Teresa managed to find the hidden immunity idol and who knows when they'll use them. At the Raccoons' first hangar ceremony, Clair was voted off due to being deemed a threat by Joe's Alliance. When will Michael and Lucy confess their love for Kaitlyn and Wallace? Will Boomer and Teresa share the information about their hidden immunity idols to anyone? Hell, when will they even play them? Maybe these questions will be answered in this episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!''

(Theme song plays)

It was nighttime and the Raccoons just came back from their first hangar ceremony.

Michael: I can't believe Clair left, that really hurt the team in my opinion.

'''Jenika: I can't believe I turned against my own alliance, I'm a terrible person. (Starts to cry) But the only reason I voted for Clair is because she would've been a definite threat, nothing personal though. (Continues crying)'''

Teresa walked up to Joe, Dawson, and Todd to discuss about her plan.

"Joe, Dawson, Todd, now is the time I told you about my plan," Teresa told them.

"What is it, does it involve Dawson?" Dawson asked Teresa.

"No, it doesn't," Teresa replied.

"DAWW!!!" Dawson exclaimed.

"My plan is to steal something valuable from Jenika, so we can convince her to join our alliance," Teresa said to her alliance.

"What does Jenika have that's valuable?" Todd asked Teresa.

"Obviously, her diary," Teresa replied.

"DAWW!!!" Dawson exclaimed.

"What now, Dawson?" Teresa asked him.

Dawson started to cry as he replied, "I thought we were going to steal her bra."

"Dawson, gross!!!" Todd screamed.

"Sorry," Dawson said crying.

"We steal her diary," Teresa told her alliance.

"Even better," Dawson said as he immediately stopped crying.

"We're going to use anything she wrote against her in the game," Teresa told her alliance.

"When will we steal the diary is what I want to know?" Joe asked.

"I'll steal it from her while she's sleeping, then we'll use it tomorrow," Teresa replied.

"Agreed!" everyone else shouted simultaneously.

Teresa: Those fools won't even see it coming!

Everyone was sleeping and in the Raging Raccoons girls cabin, Teresa put her plan into work, as she snuck out of bed to steal Jenika's diary.

"This is going to be too easy," Teresa quietly said to herself, "Almost as easy as finding that hidden immunity idol."

Teresa managed to steal Jenika's diary without any trouble.

"Have a good night, Jenika, because by tomorrow, my alliance will know all about your strategies," Teresa evilly said to herself as she went back to sleep.

The next day, Jenika screamed so loud, it caused Michael to come out of the Raging Raccoons guys cabin to see what was wrong.

"Jenika, what's the matter?" Michael asked her.

"Someone stole my diary!!!!!" Jenika screamed.

"It was Joe, wasn't it?" Michael asked.

"It couldn't be, he was sleeping in the guys cabin," Jenika replied.

"Oh yeah," Michael said with a chuckle.

"Hello, Michael, fancy seeing you here in the girls cabin," Teresa welcomed him.

Michael didn't say anything. He just gave a glare at Teresa.

Michael: I think Teresa is the only girl here that I don't trust, so I'm pretty sure she took the diary.

The Hawks then got up as Boomer started to sing.

"And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you, it's got a ruined eye that's always open," Boomer sang, "And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you, it's got a pretty mouth to swallow you whole."

Eliza threw a tissue with her blood at Boomer to shut him up, as she shouted, "Shut up, I can sing way better than you, Boomer!"

"No you can't, Eliza, singing is my special-ma-ty!" Boomer shouted.

"Will you two shut yo' mouths?" Wallace asked them irritated.

Boomer and Eliza stopped arguing.

"That's like so much better, yo," Dana said.

"Yeah, totally," Lucy agreed.

Koops then told the thirteen remaining contestants on the loudspeaker about their next challenge, "Listen up, everyone, meet me by the lake in your bathing suits for your next challenge."

'''Lucy: Sweet! Our first water-related challenge! Luckily, I'm a pro at swimming and won lots of competitions for my swim team, so this should be easy!'''

Both teams arrived as the next challenge started.

"Welcome to the Total Drama Chaotic Water Brawl, let me tell you all the rules," Koops announced, "One person from each team will be in the water as they try to get the other person out of the fight zone."

"What's the fight zone?" Todd asked.

"The fight zone will be represented by four buoys and both team members will try to get the opposing team member out of the fight zone, like I said before," Koops announced, "You can't choke and you can't punch in the face or kick below the belt, everything else you can do in this challenge and the first team to score five points win. Raccoons, you're sitting a guy out."

The Raccoons talked it over for a second and Michael said to Koops, "Dawson is sitting out."

"Dawson, take a spot on the bench, everyone else, we'll get started," Koops announced.

The first round started.

"Round One, is Hatcher Vs. Michael, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began round one.

"Let's do it to it, sweetheart," Hatcher said.

"Then spin the wheel, Raggedy Man!" Michael shouted.

Hatcher charged towards Michael, but he punched Hatcher in the stomach.

"You're a feisty one, aren't you?" Hatcher playfully asked.

Hatcher tried charging towards Michael again, but he picked Hatcher up and threw him towards the end of the fight zone.

Hatcher punched Michael in the stomach a few times but it wasn't enough to send him to the other end of the fight zone. Michael picked Hatcher up again and threw him out of the fight zone.

"Michael wins the first point for the Raccoons!" Koops shouted.

Hatcher: If only Michael was gay, we would've made such sweethearts, but I guess I'm getting carried away, if I am, I apologize.

"That was amazing, Michael!" Kaitlyn shouted.

Michael blushed as he said to her, "Thanks, Kaitlyn."

Michael: I hope nothing bad happens to Kaitlyn when she's fighting.

The second round started.

"Round Two, Eliza VS. Kaitlyn, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began round two.

"Let's get this party started, girl!" Eliza shouted.

"Gladly!" Kaitlyn shouted.

Eliza coughed in Kaitlyn's face, which blinded her. That gave Eliza time to push her to the end of the fight zone.

"Eliza wins a point for the Hawks!" Koops shouted.

"This is better than my last comeback tour!" Eliza shouted.

"Sorry, guys, I tried," Kaitlyn said to the Raccoons.

"You did your best and that's all that matters, Kaitlyn," Michael said to her.

Kaitlyn blushed a little and stood up and hugged Michael as Dawson watched the entire thing.

'''Dawson: If Michael and Kaitlyn become a couple, they'll be unstoppable. I have to get rid of them when I have the chance. (Starts crying) Even if I feel guilty doing it!'''

The third round started.

"Round Three, Wallace Vs. Joe, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began round three.

Wallace immediately started to run towards Joe, while he just stood there.

Joe: I know I was just standing there like a frozen moron, but I made sure I got the surprise element he didn't see coming.

As soon Wallace was near Joe, he picked Wallace up and body slammed him so bad, he severely paralyzed him. He then kicked Wallace to the end of the fight zone like a piece of garbarge.

"Too easy," Joe boasted.

"Help me! I think he broke my back!" Wallace shouted.

"Can I have a medical come over to check out Wallace?" Koops asked the unpaid interns.

The medical team rushed into the water to take Wallace to safety.

Joe: Just goes to show you, never underestimate me!

"Wallace, where does it hurt the most?" one of the medics asked Wallace.

"In the center," Wallace replied, "That's where it hurts the most."

The medical team felt the center of his back, then said to Koops, "Wallace is temporarily paralyzed, he doesn't have to be pulled out of the game entirely, but I strongly recommend he doesn't do any physical challenges for a while."

"Does he need to be in a wheelchair?" Koops asked.

"Yes, he does," one of the medics replied.

"So should I give the point to the Hawks or to the Raccoons?" Koops asked again.

"I'd say to both teams to be fair," one of the medics replied again.

"Alright then," Koops said, as he shouted to everybody, "Both teams will earn a point this round!"

"That's not fair!" Boomer shouted.

"Oh, it most certainly is fair, crazy boy!" Joe shouted.

Wallace came back to his team in a wheelchair as Koops said to the Hawks, "Just to let you guys know, Wallace won't be going, since his back paralysis is only temporary; however, for the next two episodes, he'll have to sit out in any physical challenges and now that we have that taken care of, let the challenge resume."

"Don't worry guys and gals," Wallace told his team, "It's only for today and for two more days, then I'll have a fixed back and I'll be back on my feet."

Lucy hugged him and said to him, "Don't worry Wallace, you'll get back at Joe one day."

Wallace smiled as he hugged her back.

Wallace: If that evil, chicken-legged asshole thinks he's getting away with this, he has another thing coming!

The fourth round started.

"Round Four, Dana VS. Teresa, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began the fourth round.

Dana and Teresa both charged at each other and started throwing each other around like rag dolls.

"You're like so going down, yo!" Dana shouted.

"Not before you go down, preppy girl!" Teresa shouted.

Dana and Teresa continued to throw each other around, until Teresa started feeling a pain in her back.

"Oh damn, what the hell is wrong with my back?" Teresa asked herself.

While Teresa was checking her back, Dana threw Teresa out of the fight zone.

"She caught me off-guard!" Teresa shouted.

"Who cares, yo?" Dana asked.

"Nobody does, "Koops shouted, "Dana wins the Hawks a third point, they need two more to win!"

Teresa: If you could take someone out when their off-guard, I should've done that sooner then!

Dawson: I got to make sure we lose this challenge, but I can't participate, so who will help me in my plan to take out Michael or Kaitlyn?

Todd was walking near Dawson, but he asked him, "Hey, Todd, can you do a favor for me?"

"Sure," Todd replied, then asked, "What is it?"

"I need you to lose the challenge for us," Dawson told Todd.

"Technically, I can't lose the challenge, but I'll lose my round," Todd told Dawson.

"That's good," Dawson said.

"By the way," Todd asked, "Why do want us to lose?"

"To get Michael or Kaitlyn out," Dawson replied.

"For that, I'll help you with anything, or anyone who wants one of those two!" Todd shouted.

'''Dawson: DAWW!!! I thought he would just help me! DAWW!!! DAWW!!! DAWW!!! Dang it!'''

The fifth round started.

"Round Five, Boomer VS. Todd, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began the fifth round.

Boomer ran as fast as he could, as he charged towards Todd.

'''Todd: So there I was, just standing still. I don't need to do anything, I just got to wait for Boomer to come near me. Now I know what you're thinking, I'm copying Joe's tactics. Well, when I do what I'm about to do, you won't call me a copycat anymore! That is, if you are!'''

Boomer came close to Todd, as he grabbed Boomer by the throat and threw him out of the fight zone.

"Todd, I clearly said you can't choke anybody," Koops shouted, "For breaking the rules, the point goes to the Hawks!"

Hatcher: I should thank that silly Todd when the challenge is over for giving us a free point.

'''Dawson: That point loss should do the trick, now we have to lose the last one, and then one of those lovebirds will be gone! (Starts crying) I'm still going to feel guilty for doing this! (Continues crying) Why do strategic moves have to be so cruel to others?'''

The sixth and final round began.

"Final Round, Lucy Vs. Jenika, ready and GO!!!!!" Koops shouted, as he began the final round.

Lucy swam towards Jenika, while Jenika ran towards Lucy.

Lucy: I had this challenge all under control.

Jenika: Even if I lose, I feel as if I did a good job.

They both got close to each other, but Lucy stood up and headbutted Jenika very far. She then ran to her and simply pushed her out of the fight zone.

"The Sky High Hawks win!!!" Koops shouted, as they cheered for their second win in a row.

Wallace: I think the tables are starting to turn on the Raccoons, but that's good for us!

"Hawks, once again you're safe," Koops announced, "Raccoons, I'll see you at tonight's hangar ceremony where someone from your team will be voted off."

Meanwhile, Teresa was walking towards Jenika with her diary in her hand.

"Hey, Jenika, I found this by our confessional, you must have dropped it or something," Teresa told her.

"Thanks, Teresa!" Jenika shouted.

"Hey, Jenika, want to form an alliance against the other Raccoons?" Teresa asked Jenika.

"Why?" Jenika asked her.

"I heard that their all going to vote you off tonight at the hangar ceremony," Teresa told her, "If you align with me, I'll make sure to protect you and take you to the final five."

"Who are the other three people you're taking?" Jenika asked.

"I'll take you, Joe, and Todd all the way to the end, what do you say?" Teresa explained, then asked Jenika.

"I guess I'm in," Jenika replied.

Teresa: That went easier than expected.

Jenika: I heard their all gunning for me, but they won't go down without a fight!

Todd walked over to Teresa and Jenika.

"Hey, you guys," Todd said to the two girls.

"What do you want, cheater?" Jenika asked Todd angrily.

"I just want to tell you that it was Dawson who made us lose!" Todd shouted.

"How," Teresa asked, "He sat out today?"

"But he told me to lose the round," Todd replied.

"So you want us to help you vote off Dawson?" Jenika asked Todd.

"Yes," Todd replied, "He's the cheating traitor, not me."

Jenika: Todd is a criminal and all, but I think I believe him.

Todd then walked over to Joe to tell him the news.

"Yo, Joe," Todd said to him, "Vote off Dawson, he made me lose the semi-winning point for you guys."

"I'm in," Joe said.

Joe: Dawson doesn't do crap here anyway, I was going to double cross him tonight either way.

Meanwhile, the Raging Raccoons were at their first hangar ceremony.

"Who wants a treat? A tasty goody that's going to keep your butts in this game for another day?" Koops asked the Raccoons.

"We all do!" Michael shouted.

"Except for one," Joe added.

"Whatever, the marshmallows go to Jenika, Joe, Teresa, Kaitlyn, and Michael," Koops announced, "Todd, Dawson, this is the final marshmallow and it goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

TODD!!!"

Koops threw Todd the final marshmallow and said to Dawson, "Sorry Dawson, you're out."

"DAWW!!!" Dawson exclaimed.

Dawson continued to 'daww' as he proceeded to leave through the double doors, walk the Airstrip of Shame, went on the Losercopter and left.

"I guess that was a decent blindside," Koops announced, "Way better than last night, in my opinion."

"Are we done?" Teresa asked anxiously.

"Yes, you are done, head back to your cabins," Koops told the Raccoons.

The Raccoons left their second hangar ceremony in a row and headed back to their cabins as the episode ended.

The Supermenace and the Manipulative Princess
''Last time on Total Drama Chaos, Teresa stole Jenika's diary in order to convince her to join her alliance. Jenika agreed as she joined the alliance with Teresa, Joe, Todd, and Dawson. At the Total Drama Chaotic Water Brawl, Joe paralyzed Wallace, making him useless in any physical challenges for the next two days. Dawson conspired Todd to get Michael or Kaitlyn voted off and Todd broke a rule in order for Dawson's plan to work. The Hawks ultimately won and Todd told his alliance to vote off Dawson for being the real cause for their loss and at their second hangar ceremony in a row, they voted him off. What will become of Michael and Kaitlyn and Wallace and Lucy? Will Wallace still be useful to his team? Will karma ever get to Joe? Or Teresa for that matter. Let's find out on today's episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!''

(Theme song plays)

Everyone was asleep in their cabins, except for Wallace who was sitting by the lake in his wheelchair.

'''Wallace: I wish I can beat that scrawny pain in the ass! Too bad, he broke my back! At least, it wasn't my spine, or I wouldn't be here.'''

Wallace help up a Joker card to signify Joe and a Queen card to signify Lucy.

"I'm starting to get yo', Lucy," Wallace said to himself.

Wallace then took out a King card to signify himself.

"I promise to take you to the final two, Lucy," Wallace said to himself.

Wallace went back into the cabin and went asleep. It was then morning, and everyone was out as Koops told them something new.

"Final twelve, I have good news!" Koops shouted.

"We're merging?" Boomer asked.

"Nope," Koops replied.

"Then what is it?" Jenika asked.

"New teams," Koops announced, "Until the merge comes, it will be guys against girls."

Jenika: Finally, I get to show those boys some of my girl power!

Joe: So its guys against girls until the merge; at least us guys won't be able to get manipulated by boobs until then.

"Guys, please walk over to the cyan mat and girls, please walk over to the purple mat," Koops announced.

Everyone did just that as the guys walked to the cyan mat and the girls walked to the purple mat.

"From this moment on until the merge the guys will be now known as the Supermen," Koops announced, "And the girls will be now known as the Warrior Princesses."

Kaitlyn: Warrior Princesses; that has a nice ring.

'''Michael: I think Koops was right when he called us guys, the Supermen, we're all super, except for Joe, he's just evil. Also, I don't know why Todd is still here when he should've left for causing our loss. He should've left instead of Dawson, because not only am I lacking a spy, but he was a cool guy. At least when he wasn't crying or complaining.'''

Wallace: With an all guys team, I think this is the perfect oppurtunity to take out Joe!

"Now for new locations," Koops announced, "Supermen will stay in the old Raccoons cabin and Warrior Princesses will stay in the old Hawks cabin."

(TO BE CONTINUED...)