User blog:Toadgamer80/suriver on wurled rankins

OK, so I'm gonna start making some blog posts that parody noobs. I hope they don't end up turning out too much like this, because I thought it was hilarious and I don't want to copy. But yeah, here are the Survivor: One World rankings.

NOTE: Of course I don't actually think like this, it's just a parody. XD

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Yeah... Enjoy? XD
 * 1) trozyan - he is gud stratejist and luks gud in shirtles. he fotografs almst naikd gurls for livng. isnt tat good job. he best suriver playter evr!!!!!! i is hope he cums bak fr futur sesons :)
 * 2) j biars - j is hotest suriver cuntestnt evr. i fap to him every dy is good that rul 34 esists :) :) :) j is sexy and i want to him hav bbys wit me
 * 3) chelsy - cuz she suthern lik me and she wares cowgurl bots wich i luv cowgrls and there horseilles and chelsy is name of hot gur i kno so extra ponyts for dat
 * 4) cat - cuz i lik cats but not much as puppys lik jim and  cats nice and tey meow and is funy that cat  dont kno what BLT haz on it she so stuupid
 * 5) kymm - is gud winer and playd game wel but has mustash so that resin y she not in frst plase but plade game wel so yep
 * 6) tarzn - he old lik chappy but he not boring an he us big wurds that i no undrstand and he wares hiz hantz tu high but is still funy and wierd like koche
 * 7) cristina - she haz funy lasname like cha cha cha cha hsuahsauhsua is like mexcin foke dansers but she azn an i luv asins cuz they alway gud in sruviver
 * 8) kortny - she super hot an haz fun hats but ws castd out furst cuz stupid arm y do arms bend liek dat is not unfare for kortny she cud win if she not brake hand
 * 9) lief - cz he small and he ovbiusly cast fr diferent pepil in surviver lik tey did wit not purpel kelie martinskvistch but he ha no screntyme but stil funy :)
 * 10) mathewjkwinlanaturnyatlaw - is not funy is tool but is also plaid gaim wel but waz victum of surcumstans watevr tat mens
 * 11) sabrna - she high skool techer an she betr not be lik chapy or else i no liek her an she bad techer for me but she gud an deserv secund plase
 * 12) bil posely - he not gud host for sruviver after sho an he not funy either lik if u comedienne u at lest betr be funy but he not so i hat him fro tadt
 * 13) mikel - he done noting excep stele acks frum girl in frist episoad and ten afetr dat becaim carter so is borin an did nuthing but gud at chajalanjes
 * 14) monika cornpeper - she has fak bobs and is not gud for women who 41 but she also nise women an i luv futbol so she is god competititititor
 * 15) jonis - his voyxse so broing an he induses slepe an he not sooshy shef becuz i no kno wut sooshy is so i no liek him buf he has col stache an he liv in yootaw wich is land of mormon
 * 16) nina - her face start melt aftr frst chalanjanjes so she luk ugly byt she luk hot a reunyin sho wich is wierd cuz she fiftie milyun yeres old
 * 17) alisia - SHE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE LUK LIKE HORCE LIKE HORSYEL BUT EVN WORSE. AN SHE MENE TU CRISTEENA SO SHE DESRVE 2 DYE
 * 18) coltun - i no neded to say nothin here cuz he st-00pid an nobudy lieks him evr evn peepel on sux