User blog:Bocaj910/Nebula's "Acceptance" Speech

Today I just realized that it was July 1st, so I checked this month's featureds, and as it turns out, Nebula won. :D Also, congrats to Gideoncrawle, Sunshine, and Sprinklemist, for winning FU, FI, and FS, respectably. Also, a bow to Reddy, who selflessly decided to delete all of his votes for Gideon. That was very nice of you Reddy.

Now, for Nebula's acceptance speech. Chris McLean opens the envelope, and says, "The winner for best reality show contestant goes to..."

Nebula yells, "I surrender!"

"Too late Nebula," Chris says. "The winner is... Nebula!"

The audience cheers, and Nebula reluctantly walks up to the stage. She grabs her award, throws it to the ground, and smashes it. She says, "I would like to give my award to someone else."

Chris says, "No can do Nebby. It's official. You're fanfiction character of the month."

Nebula looks confused. She says, "Fanfiction character? You've already used that joke Bocaj."

Bocaj says, "I know, it just felt right."

Nebula says, "Would you please let me lose, Bocaj? Just for me?"

Bocaj says, "No. I worked too hard to make you incredibly hilarious to the viewing world." Nebula throws her microphone at Bocaj. "Hey!"

Nebula says, "I'm sorry. Care to disqualify me for hurting you?"

Bocaj says, "Nope. You win. Congrats."

Nebula angrily walks off the stage. Chris says, "And that's it for tonight. Tune in to Total Drama Survivor this Sunday to see the next episode, at long last, of Total... Drama... Survivor!"

Bocaj says, "I hope they like this..."

Thanks everyone. It really means a lot.