User blog:KoopaKidJr./Ugly Face (Random Poker Face Parody)

I just wrote a parody of Poker Face, and I decided to share it with you guys. Forgive me if the third verse doesn't make a little bit of sense, but then again, a lot of parodys don't make sense. XD Enjoy!

Eww eww eww eww Eww eww eww eww

I wanna mask it like they do in High School Plays Bag it, mad I have it, cover it, girls think I'm ugly (I hate it) Fat and lots of zits make the ladies wanna hurl And after its been done, I guarantee I'll get no girl

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwww, eww-ew-ew-eww-ew-ew I'm hideous, I know I'll get dissed Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwww, eww-ew-ew-eww-ew-ew, I'm hideous, I know I'll get dissed

Can't look at, Can't look at, No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody) Can't look at Can't look at No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody)

U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww) U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww)

I wanna beat him up his face is hard to stand At the beach I wanna bury him in the sand (I hate it) It's not healthy playing Warcraft all day and all night But they don't seem to care because they think it's alright

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwww, eww-ew-ew-eww-ew-ew I'm hideous, I know I'll get dissed Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwww, eww-ew-ew-eww-ew-ew, I'm hideous, I know I'll get dissed

Can't look at, Can't look at, No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody) Can't look at Can't look at No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody)

U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww) U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww)

I'll tell you that you disgust me You're nerdy and dorky You know the truth hurts, but I knew you would guess I'm not lying, it's true, your face is why I hate you Just like the nerds and teacher's pets And all the uncool pests I promise this, promise this I'm way more beautiful and marvelous

Can't look at, Can't look at, No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody) Can't look at Can't look at No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody)

Can't look at, Can't look at, No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody) Can't look at Can't look at No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody)

Can't look at, Can't look at, No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody) Can't look at Can't look at No they can't look at my ugly face (It will make me kiss nobody)

U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww) U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww)

U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww) U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww)

U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww) U-u-u-ugly face, u-u-ugly face (Eww eww eww eww)