Total Drama Metropolis

TOTAL DRAMA METROPOLIS! It is a brand new series created by me. This season is combining11 old contestants with 11 brand new contestants. They will compete for a chance to win ONE MILLION big ones. They will dump the dirt in the Phone Booth Confessional and will watch one of their sorry butts walk down the Avenue of Shame into the Cab of Losers and drive outta here at out City Hall Ceremonies. So stop by and experience the drama on TOTAL DRAMA METROPOLIS!

Next Stop: Drama City
Chris stood in front of the main gate. It read Total Drama Metropolis in gold letters across the top.

“Hello folks and welcome to Total Drama Metropolis!” Chris said. “Arriving soon will be our lucky contestants, come new and some old, who will compete for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. So sit back, relax and don’t get up to pee and watch the drama unfold.”

A loud pop was heard as a rickety old blue bus pulled up. It wheezed as it stopped and then the tires collapsed. The door open and green gas poured out. Heather ran off the bus.

“Yes, returning this season is Heather!” Chris said. Heather ran by him and puked in the trash can next to Chris. “Bus sick, eh?”

“No.” Gwen said, holding her nose. “Next time, make sure Owen doesn’t eat three cans of beans before getting on the bus.”

“Why stop at Owen, you were the one who scared him half to death with your horror movie story.” Heather said, picking her head up from the trash can. She had a greenish tint to her face.

“Well, anyway.” Chris said. “You two stand over there. Our next contestant is-" Chris stopped as a loud fart was heard.

"Sorry." Owen said and squeezed off the bus. Duncan pushed him aside.

"Fresh air!" He cried.

"Duncan is also returning as well." Chris said. "As is" Chris paused for a loud scream to be heard.

"I should sue you!" Courtney screamed at Owen. "You and your fat farting butt!"

"Oh shut it Courtney." Chris said. "Next is our psycho path with a brain, Izzy!"

"Uh-oh." Duncan said aas Izzy howled like a monkey and jumped off the bus.

"Izzy is back and better than ever!" Izzy roared and howled again.

"Izzy!" Gwen cried, putting her hands over her ears. Izzy stopped, smiled, and walked over.

"And..." Chris paused.

"I hate this stupid show!" Came a familiar voice. Eva stomped off the bus and walked right up to Chris. Anger was ablaze in her eyes.

"Eva, our lovable rage-a-holic." Chris said.

"Don't be smart with me our I'll kick your butt." Eva said.

Chris held up Eva's contract. "Tsk tsk tsk. You don't wanna break the rules of this contract, do you." Eva took the contract and tore it into pieces. "No problem, there's plenty more where that came from." Chris said and held up another contract.

"Next is..." Chris said and Cody stepped off the bus.

"I'm going all the way this season." Cody said and walked up to Gwen. "Hi Gwen."

"Uh...hi Cody." She replied. Cody tried to move in closer, but Gwen stepped back.

"HIIII!" called a high pitched voice from the bus. Lindsay the beautiful stepped off the bus.

"Lindsay! So nice to see you." Chris said.

"Thanks Charlie." Lindsay said.

"Uh...yeah." Chris said. "The last two contestants are LeShawna and DJ!"

"Man it stinks in their!" LeShawna said and waved her hand in front of her nose. She reached back in the truck and pulled out DJ.

"What happened to him?" Cody asked.

"He sort of passed out." LeShawna said. "Mama's boy couldn't handle the stink."

"Well, it looks like the next bus is coming up." Chris said. The bus rolled up it looked brand new, washed windows, polished and loud music could be heard booming inside.

"What next bus?" Courtney asked.

"The new contestants!" Chris said.

"What?!" The campers said.

"This season there are 11 old contestants and 11 new contestants!" Chris announced.

"Hey, I am not that old!" Lindsay cried. "

"Hold it!" Duncan screamed. "You mean us 'oldies' get a crappy bus while the 'newbies' get a fancy shmancy bus!"

"They haven't lived the drama yet." Chris said.

"Neither have I!" Eva yelled. "I was the second person kicked off thanks to Heather!"

"Anyway, here is the first new contestant." Chris said and the doors opened. A boy walked out with brown hair cut short. He had pale skin, a red t-shirt and blue jeans with white sneakers.

"Dan the Man, how's it going?" Chris asked.

"Nothing much." Dan replied, shrugged and walked over to the other contestants.

"Next up is...Kelsey." A girl stepped off with long black hair. She wore a blue t-shirt and white shorts and blue sneakers.

"Hey Kelsey, how are ya." Chris said and put his hand up for a high five. She just walked by. "Fine, leave me hangin'!" Chris yelled.

"Hey, I'm Lindsay."

"Uh, Hi" Kelsey said.

"I love your hair." She said. "What did you do to it?"

"I brushed it."

"You know, I have this eye shadow that would go great on you." Lindsay said in a high voice.

"I don't wear make-up." Kelsey said.

Lindsay gasped. "Really!?!"

"Next is Jake." Chris said. Next was a boy in a gray beenie hat. He had a brown long-sleeved shirt under a tan shirt. He wore cargo shorts and black skateboarding shoes.

"What up man." Jake said.

"Dude, nice to see ya." Chris gave Jake a fist pump and Sal walked over to the crowd.

A girl got off next. She had long brown hair, a black tank top and blue jean Capris and brown sandals. "Um...this is...nice." She said wearily.

"Best place we could afford on our budget. Nice to meet ya Chealsea." Chris said. Chealsea walked over to the contestants.

"Hi." She said to Eva.

Eva pushed Cody to the ground and walked away.

"Are you okay?" She asked.

"I'm fine." Cody replied.

"Let's meet Mark!" Chris announced. Mark had dark skin and had a black goatee to match his black hair. He had a red swearsuit on and white shoes.

"Nice to see ya." He said. "Where are we?"

"Vancouver." Chris said.

"Cool, I've always wanted to visit Florida." He said.

"Lindsay and him make a great pair, don't you think." Heather said to DJ and snickered.

"I'm standing right her you know." Lindsay said. "And you are right, we would make a cute pair."

Heather just rolled her eyes.

"Now there is Frank." Chris said. A boy got off. He had short black hair, pale skin and wore a red jacket and jeans with red sneakers.

"Uh...." Frank started, noticed he was on camera and becamse scared. "H-H-H-H-i." He stammered.

"Nice to see you are ready for show biz." Chris said and whispered to the camera. "I am gonna have fun with these batch of kids. Now let's hear it for Mike."

A boy got of and was wearing a green jersey and brown shorts. He was green and white sneakers.

"Yo Chris! Sweet ride." Mike said.

"Thanks." Chris said. "Better than that stinky one over there." Chris pointed to the other bus. A rock flew and hit Chris in the head.

"Hey." Chris said, annoyed.

"Sorry." Gwen said and snickered.

"Next is Greg." Chris rubbed the side of his head.

"That was awesome." Greg said and hopped off the bus. He had a black shirt that said ROCK ON in white letters and black jeans and gray shoes.

"Our musician has arrived. Greg will provide the music." Chris said.

"I will?" He asked.

"No." Chris said and pushed Greg toward the group. "Next is Macy."

A girl got off and she was wearing a pink t-shirt and brown short shorts and brown heels.

"You have got to be kidding me." She said. "I'm with these losers."

"Who you callin' a loser." Eva said adn held up a fist.

"Whatever, loser."

"Say loser one more time and see what happens." Eva said.

"Loser." Macy said.

"Why I outta!" Eva cried. Duncan and Gwen held her back.

"Eva, calm down!" Chris said. Eva slowly regained her cool and then glared at Macy.

"Tina is up." Chris said and a girl with brown curly hair stepped off. She had a white tank top and jean short shorts on with white sandals.

"Hey! This is like so amazing." She said. "Word on the street is that I'm gonna be famous!"

"Oh yippee." Duncan said and rolled his eyes.

"Lastly is Hayley." Chris said. A girl stepped off the bus. She had shoulder legnth black hair with brown highlights, a white top with a purple jacket, blue skinny jeans and purple shoes.

"Hi." She said and looked at the group. Macy glared at her.

"Fashion alert." She muttered.

"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's explain the rules." Chris said.

"Uh, Chris. I've gotta use the Little Hot Girls Room." Lindsay said.

"Ah, the bathrooms are over near your quarters. The giant apartment building." Chris said.

"When do we eat?" Owen said as his stomach grumbled. "I hope it's beans."

"NO!" Everyone, including Chris, cried.

"Your food will be catered by Chef." Chris said.

"AWWWWWWWWW!" LeShawna complained. "Not that psycho Chef again."

"I am calling my parents for a ride home. Where's the telephone?" Macy asked. Chris pointed to a red telephone booth. Macy entered and closed the door.

IC

"I can't beleive I am stuck with these loser people." She said and put the phone to her ear. "What!" She cried. Chris' voice was heard on the phone.

"If you are trying to call a number, sucks for you because we don't have anything to connect to the telephone except for the electricity we are using to send you this message. Have a crappy day."

"Come on!" She yelled. She beamed in towards the camera. "There's a camera in her too?"

EC

"Okay, your apartments consist of everyone getting their own room. Each room is designed like a hotel room." Chris said. "We did this after Courtney filed a lawsuit against unhealthy living locations."

IC

"Finally! I don't have to sleep with the losers." Heather said and cheered.

EC

"In case you haven't noticed, the game will be based in Drama City! A metropolis designed for Total Drama. Each challenge will be based on some location in the city."

"Great." Courtney said.

"I call this room!" Heather cried. It was the highest room in the apartment. Each room had one bed, a bathroom with a working toilet and shower, a lamp and a dresser.

"I want this room!" Macy cried.

"Well what if I want it!" Eva replied back. The two glared at each other.

"Too late, I've already got it." LeShawna said and shut the door.

"Dang it." Macy said and walked away.

"Aaaah." Duncan said as he laid on the bed. "Nothing like a nice quiet and peaceful room." He started to fall asleep. Suddenly a loud crash was heard above him. Duncan immedietly darted up. "What is that."

Above him, Owen was jumping on his bed. "One and two and three let's eat!" He cried and stuffed three chocolate bars in his mouth.

"Okay, everyone get settled in, because your first challenge starts now!" Chris cried.

"But we haven't eaten lunch yet." Owen complained.

"Bring it on" Izzy cried. "I am ready for anything."

"Oh, we'll see about that." Chris said and had a devious look on his face.

"I don't like it when he gives us that look." LeShawna said, nervously. Suddenly, a loud roar was heard through the Drama City.

"I love this game!" Chris yelled. "Find out who wins, the teams and the first contestant off next time on Total...Drama...Metropolis!"