User blog:Oshawott3/Addendum to the Wiki Rules

Since one impostor has attempted to spite the rules of Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake, I have decided to add a rough addendum to the Wiki Rules.

(Note: This is a joke, unlike the actual rules list.

ADDENDUM I


 * 1) Non-competition stories must have the words Mr, Dr, Professor, Senor, Amigo, Man, Dude, and Jake somewhere in the currently posted chapters (except already finished ones) in order to remain on the site.


 * 1) The new theme for September is to excessively riddle everything you say with Battle for Dream Island names, trivia, plots etc.


 * 1) Any person who attempts to smite Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake will be instantly banned. (Except Reddy, because he is a mod.)


 * 1) The theme song for every boy character must be Baby, and the theme song for every girl character must be Jizzed in my Pants. No exceptions.


 * 1) Any person who writes a TDI reimagining must have Heather place 16th or better. (Jkl, you are VERY lucky.


 * 1) Anyone caught not singing the wiki anthem when it is posted on a chatroom will be banned for editing for three days.


 * 1) Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake cannot be questioned, unless he has replaced Alex Trebek as the host of Jeopardy.


 * 1) All users must read Total Pojab Island before posting a new story. If you have already read this story, the requirement becomes listening to Nickelback for 300 hours and not throwing up. If you cannot do this, you may proceed as normal. If you CAN do this, you must either be God, Bruce Lee's relative or Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake.


 * 1) Since Santa does not exist, only Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake and Zinc are allowed to mention his name outside of October, November, December and January. Therefore, the theme of December, instead of sitting on Santa's lap, is punching mall Santas where it hurts.

Any questions, comments and inquiries shall be ignored. (See Addendum I, Rule 8)