Total Drama Underworld

Welcome to Total Drama Underworld, or TDU for short. This is the 5th season of Total Drama, which will see 21 of the best competitors from seasons 1, 2, 3 and 4, competing for yet another million dollars! They will have to compete in crime-related challenges, and voted off by their team-mates. Eliminated contestans are sent to live in a jail, and if they break out, can return to the game.

As a side note, Musical Challenges will not be included.

Hosts

 * Chris McLean


 * Chef Hatchet

Killer Crooks:

 * Duncan (Captain)
 * Heather
 * Owen
 * DJ
 * Tyler
 * B
 * Sam

Screaming Snatchers
Thrashing Thugs
 * Gwen (Captain)
 * Alejandro
 * Geoff
 * Eva
 * Lindsay
 * Brick
 * Cody
 * Courtney (Captain)
 * Noah
 * Bridgette
 * LeShawna
 * Scott
 * Dawn
 * Dakota

Chapter 1: And They're Off! Oh Wait, Got To Introduce the Campers First.
Chris McLean turns his head toward the camera, and with that familiar smile on his face, says 'Hello there, my name is Chris McLean and you may recognise me from such reality shows as Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour and Total Drama Revenge of The Island. I am here somewhere in Canada hosting the 5th season of Total Drama; Total Drama Underworld! This season, the competitors, or should I say deliquents,hehe, will be gunning it out in crime-related challenges to win, 1. Million. Dollars!' Raising his arms as he says the last few words. 'But before we get to the rules, let us first introduce our competitors. Oh, and as you may have noticed, I am standing in a jail yard. He. Hehehe. He.

And here comes our first contestant. Sam!' Chef Hatchet, dressed in prison guard attire, bursts through a set of doors and yells 'Halt!'. Traing him is Sam, who nervously stopped, escorted by some interns, holding his arms by his side. The interns turned and left. 'This place is just like Super Uber Maximum Criminal Escape 3,' the video gamer muttered. 'Sam! Welcome, ma man! How's it going?' 'O-o-ok, I-I guess,' he replied.

'And here comes our next deliquent. Heather!' Chris shouted. 'Watch who you call delinquent, Chris.' The queen bee stormed in and stood next to Sam. ' Go lay in a hole and die,' she said, as Sam opened his mouth to say hello. 'Don't flatter yourself.' He countered. She slapped him.

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sam! No!' 'And Dakota has arrived!' Chirs announced. 'You b!@#$!, cute guy slapper!' And pounced on her. 'Arghhhhhhhhh' yelled Heather. 'Cat Fight'! said Chris, enthused.

'Commercial? Now? Fine, then.' Chris spun to look at the camera. 'We'll be right back, on Total Drama Underworld!

'Are we on? Yes? No? Gimme and answer! You are so fired after this episode! We're on? Welcome back to Total Drama Underworld! Heather an Dakota are still fighting, (ARGHHHH, YOU B!@#$!!!) and here is Gwen!

The goth girl was thrusted into the yard, and straight away grinned at the cat fight. She walked right up to Heather and unclasped her shirt and bra. She then pulled her off of Dakota. 'Woah, woah, calm down Heather,' 'Fine.' She retorted, and stalked off, not realising anything was amiss. Chris, Chef and the others all giggled.

'And now arriving, Scott!' Scott took 3 steps and stopped. 'Nice boobs.' He remarked. Heather looked at her breasts and screamed. ' There's dirt on it! Ughhhh! and started rubbing at the dirt. Chris said 'Yeahhhh, might want to put a shirt on.' She screamed again. Gwen, Dakota and Sam cracked up laughing.

'Nice to see you to.' Said Noah, with a drizzle of sarcasm, as he entered unnoticed. 'Noah! What's the haps? Dreamed up anymore witty one-liners?' Chris asked. ' I don't remember my dreams.' Noah flashed, causing some giggles between Gwen, Dakota, Sam and even Scott.

'NOAH! MY LITTLE BUDDY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!' 'Oh dear. Anyone got the Great Wall of China handy?' 'And everyone, Owen's back!' Owen bear hugs Noah,then hugs Gwen, who returns the favour, and picks up Sam and Dakota; 'Aw, man, so nice to meet you guys!' He tuns to Scott and holds out his hand. ' I say, good to meet you, young man,' He said in an english accent. 'Well I must go hide from Heather now, pip-pip!' 'Errr... Owen I'm not from England.' 'oh... right. Sorry!' Said Owen, and dived behind Noah.

'And everyone, here is B! So.... B. Are you gonna say anthing this season? Anything? At all? He remained silent.

' Ten-hut! Bricks back!' 'Good day to you solider!' Brick said. I must say, am very excited to be here, but why are we in a prison?' 'All in good time my friend, all in good time.' Chris replied.

'Wooooooooooooo' Part-ay!' 'Geoff, my man, hows it going?' 'Good man! Wooooo!' Geoff gave everyone high fives.

'Geoffy-kins! I missed you the 1 day 3 hours and 42 minutes we were apart!' 'Everybody, Bridgette! Ewwwwwwww...' He said, as Bridgette and Geoff made out. 'Great. More sucking face.' Gwen remarked.

'Yo, y'all LeShawna is here!' 'Thank you, LeShawna, for doing my job for me.' Chris said sarcastically. 'No problems Chris, anytime, honey.' She went over and stood next to Gwen.

'Hey guys, how y'all going?' 'DJ, brother, hows it going?' Good, man, good.haven't hurt a cute little animal in 3 months! Unless you count that centipede though.' 'DJ, duuude, how's stuff man?' 'Geoff, you finally back in the game! Yeah!'

'And now, the only Drama Brother in the game, Cody!' 'Hey, ma peeps, hows it going? Gwen, you look great!' He went over and stood next to her. 'Er.. thanks?' Gwen said arkwardly.

' And now the psychic, Dawn!' 'Hello, Chris, why so sad? And Scott, I see you havn't changed one little bit. Still evil.' 'Errr... I don't know what your on about?' He said, guilty. 'Oh yeah? B does.' B nodded.

Confessional

'Scott: 'Man, am I lucky my season han't gone on air yet.' Chris pokes his head in. 'OUT! No confessionals until I say so, OK?

'Everybody, here's Lindsay!' 'OMG! Hi Chrissie! It's been ages!' 'It's Chris.' he said annoyed. 'And here is Tyler!' Everyones jaw dropped. He looked bigger, srtonger. He was ripped. 'Eeeeeeeeeeee!' Lindsay ran to him and they started making out.

'And here comes Eva!' 'Everyone, this year I am going to wi- no Eva, come down. Good.. er good to see you all again. Oh and Hello, I'm Eva to the new comers.' 'Ooooook, said Chris.

' And here is the lady-betrayer, Alejandro!' Everyone who he eliminated last year groweld and cracked their knuckles. 'Shame your stay will be so short, Alejandro, I was really looking forward to your company,' smirked the now shirted Heather. Alejandro frowned.

'Here comes Courtney! 'Oh, Alejandro, how convenient about our arriving schedule!' she kissed him on the cheek. ' Ahhh. Sadistic love. My favourite.' Chris said.

'And last, but not least, Duncan! Duncan! Errr... Duncan!?' There were a few loud bangs, and then Duncan walked out, free of interns, and a handcuff hanging off his right hand. 'I don't like people who try to cuff me.' The camera showed the carnage he had inflicted. The guard interns were laying around everywhere. 'Whao...' Chris said. 'uhhh we'll be right back after this?'