Total Drama: Paradise Falls



Total Drama: Paradise Falls is the first story in BrunoSomebody’s main canon.After Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, Chris McLean takes twenty-two teens, all between sixteen and seventeen years old, to compete in a new season of Total Drama. They'll have to face creppy, dangerous challenges at the former successful, now abandoned resort Paradise Falls. This time, they will have to survive at the challenges, the island, themselves, and the sadist host, Chris McLean, to win the prize money: One Billion Dollars.

Staff
Chris McLean

Chef Hatchet

Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran

Crystal McLean

Contestants
Alice

Benny

Bitsy

Catheryn

Cliff

Danny L.

Fantine

Faustino

Helen

Joanne

Kasey

Lancelot

Lorelai

Mindy

Mona

Nigel

Orlando

Sid

Starlight

Woodrow

Yumi

Zachariah

Chapter 1 – Arriving at Paradise Falls
Chris Mclean is seen above a dock. “Hello! Welcome to another season of Total Drama. I’m the famous host Chris McLean, this time at the Paradise Falls resort,” Chris walks through the dock. “This time, twenty-two new contestants are competing for the biggest prize of one billion dollars. Now you are wondering, where are the guys and girls you loved, hated and were rooting for? Well, they are living their life, with their family. Sadly, they all sued me, and I had to break their contract,” Chris says. “Now, I’m bringing new teens to this crappy, semi-destroyed resort. They will be divided into two teams, and will be competing in challenges. You already know the rest. So, sit down and enjoy the first episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

(Theme Song)

A boat is seen arriving at the island. “Here’s our first contestant.” Chris says. A girl with a ponytail and a T-shirt with a cat in it arrive.

“Hello Chris. I’m Joanne,” the girl says. “Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris replies.

“Thank you,” Joanne replies.

“Shut up. You are boring,” Chris replies. Joanne blankly stares at him.

Another boat is seen arriving. A guy with black hair and a relaxed look in his face walks up. “Hey," the boy says, giving the Shaka sign with his hands.

“Nigel, that’s right?” Chris asks. The boy nods in agreement. Nigel walks to the other side of the dock.

“Hi. I’m Joanne,” Joanne says, waving with her hand.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“Nothing to say?” Joanne replies.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

Another boat arrives. A skinny, short boy with black hair steps off of the boat.

“This is Benny,” Chris says.

“Hey,” Benny says, laughing. “Hey. Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“This is the place we are going to stay? It’s pretty,” Benny says. He and pauses for a moment, and continues, “Pretty bad.” He starts to laugh uncontrollably.

Everyone stares at him with a raised eyebrow.

“What?” Chris asks, with a raised eyebrow.

“I know. I’m hilarious,” Benny replies.

“No, that wasn’t hilarious.” Chris angrily says.

“Agreed,” Joanne says.

“’Yeah,” Nigel says.

Benny frowns, “You guys don’t have any sense of humor.” He walks to the other side of the dock.

“Whatever. So, let’s all meet Catheryn,” Chris says.

A pretty, black-haired girl steps off of the boat. “Hello. I’m Catheryn Elisabeth Heidimond,” Catheryn says.

“Hey, you are Richard Jackson Heidimond’s daughter,” Joanne replies.

“The multi-millionaire businessman, owner of the Heidimond Hotels?!?!” Benny says, surprised.

“Yes. It’s me,” Catheryn replies.

“Girl, you are, like, a millionaire,” Benny states.

“Yes, I am,” Catheryn says, “And I’m here to win more money.”

“You already are famous,” Joanne replies.

Chris says, “Save the chat for later. We need to meet everybody else.”



A girl arrives. She jumps off of the boat, and does a twirl in the air. She falls, slams her chin against the Dock, and falls into the water.

“This is Bitsy.” Chris shouts. Bitsy gets out of the water. “Are you fine?” Benny asks. “I am, thanks,” Bitsy says, and smiles to the boy. She gets up and says in excitement, “Well, ponytail twirl don’t work in real life, but here I am. That place is awesome.”

“Welcome to Paradise Falls.” Chris says with a smile.

“Chris, the worse villain in the world, since King Goopa Broopa,” Bitsy states.

“Aren’t they characters from those nerd games?” Catheryn asks.

“OMG, do you play games too?” Bitsy excitedly asks.

“No,” Catheryn says.

“But I do,” Benny says. Bitsy squeals.

“Dude, what the crap is that?” Chris asks, confused.

A boat arrived. A young man, with baggy pants and his hat backwards, steps out of the boat. “Yo, yo, yo. Danny L. is in da house,” The young man says. “Yo, Danny,” Chris welcomes him. “Yo, C-dawg McLean. Wazzup?” Danny L. replies.

“What’s up with your grammar?” Catheryn asks.

“That’s how gangstas speaks, yo,” Danny replies.

“No, that’s not,” Nigel says.

Joanne raises an eyebrow, “He talks?”

“Yo. Whatevs. I’m here to win that.” Danny L. says.

Chris looks in and sees another boat arriving, “Here’s our next contestant.

A tall boy, with a ponytail and a half-opened eye is walks up to Chris. “Hey. This is Cliff,” says Chris.

“Yes.” Cliff replies, “Where’s my cabin? I’m tired.”

“Wait up, dude. We have fifteen more contestants to meet.” Chris replies.

“So, I’ll take a nap right here,” Cliff says. He lies on the ground, and starts to snore

A boat is seen arriving, with a red-head girl in a Girl Scout uniform. “Here’s Fantine,” Chris says. “Hi,” The girl says, waving at Chris. She steps out of the boat, “It’s so nice to be there.”

“I don’t want cookies,” Catheryn says.

“I’m not here to seel anything.” Fantine replies.

“But you are a Scout girl,” Danny L. says.

“Just because she is a Girl Scout, that doesn’t means that she sells cookies anywhere she goes,” Benny says.

“Thank you,” Fantine says, nodding in agreement.

“She sells chocolates too,” Benny says, continuing. Fantine glares at Benny, and sticks her tongue out at him.

“Wow, conflicts. I love it,” Chris says.

“Sick sadistic,” Catheryn says.

Chris glares at Catheryn and continues, “Whatever. Here’s the next contestant.”

A young girl wearing a red headband steps off of the boat. She says, “What a beautiful river, isn’t!?!?”

“No,” Catheryn replies.

“Hi, everybody. My name is Alice,” The girl says.

“Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“Thank you,” Alice replies.

One more boat is seen arriving. A girl with black and red hair steps off of the boat. “Here’s Mona.” Chris says.

Mona puts her hands on ‘rock on’ symbols and says, “Rock and Roll.”

“Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“Hello everybody,” Mona replies, “So, I’m here to win, so feel free to quit,” Mona says.

Mona asks, “This place seems pretty boring. Dude, where’s all the fun? There’s no party here?”

“There will be a party if you win,” Chris says, “Save the chat for later. Faustino is arriving.”

A blond guy wearing an all green clothes is the boat. He trips on the boat, and falls on the water.

“Ouch. It’s gonna leave a mark.” Benny says, and laughs, “I’m so funny.” Everybody stares at him wiuth a worried face. “You have some serious issues, boy,” Catheryn says.

Fantine runs at Faustino direction, and pushes him to the dock, “Are you fine?”

“Yes, thanks. That happens often with me,” Faustino replies.

“Yes. In your biography, it says that you are not a lucky boy,” Chris says.

“No. It‘s just that I’m a bit clumsy,” Faustino says. A seagull comes from nowhere and attacks him, and then flies away. Faustino gets up, with a black eye and missing a tooth.

“See. I told you,” Chris says.

“No, it’s normal. Every day, a person is attacked by a random seagull that came from nowhere,” Mona sarcastically replies.

“Actually, seagulls’ attacks are very frequent,” A male, voice says.

“Who said that?” Joanne asks.

“Me,” A red-head boy is seen standing at the dock.

“Hey. It’s Lancelot,” Chris says.

“Hello, people,” Lancelot says. He looks around the island, “This place is pretty scary.” Lancelot trembles in fear, “I want my mommy.”

“You want your ‘mommy’!? Dude, you’ll never get a girlfriend,” Catheryn says, “Or even a friend.”

“You are mean. I’m scared of you,” Lancelot says, and cries.

Another boat is seen arriving, with a girl wearing all pink clothes.

“Hi everybody,” the girl says, waving. The boat arrives, and she steps off of the boat.

“Here’s Mindy,” Chris says.

“Oh. So much pinkness. I’m blind. My eyes,” Mona sarcastically says.

Mindy smiles, and sweetly says, “How are you, people?”

“Hey,” Nigel replies.

“Yo, gurl. Wazzup with dah pink?” Danny L. asks.

“Oh, I love pink. Why shouldn’t I wear that?” Mindy replies. Another boat arrives. A tan-skinned, attractive girl steps off.

“Helen,” Chris says.

“Hello Chris,” Helen sweetly replies.

“Wow. Hottie, yo,” Danny L. says.

“Uh, thanks, sweet,” Helen sweetly replies.

“Wow. Not too shabby,” Benny says, joking. He laughs.

“So, the place is, uh, interesting!?!?” Helen states.

“So interesting,” Catheryn says, rolling her eyes.

“Whatever. Here’s comes Sid,” Chris says.

A though guy with a blue mohawk steps off of the boat.

“Yo, dude” Danny L. says. Sid passes through him, and says “Shut up.”

“Dude, you are no fun,” Mona says.

“Shut up. Don’t talk with me,” Sid replies. He passes though the contestants

“No joke to this guy,” Benny whispers to Bitsy.

“Yes. He’s scarier than the zombies of Habitant Devil,” Bitsy replies . “Okay, shut up right now. Here’s the next guy,” Chris says. A guy wearing a cowboy hat steps off of the boat.

“Hey. I’m Woodrow,” the cowboy says, “It’s so nice to meet you.”

“Hey. I’ve seen you somewhere,” Faustino says.

“Woodrow, champion of the National Rodeo for Young Man three years I a row,” Woodrow replies.

“Hey. I was there in one of those contests. I won my ‘Riding on horses’ medal there. Are you that ‘Sheriff Woody’ guy?” Fantine asks.

“My career name,” Woodrow replies.

“So, you are famous!?!?” Catheryn takes her notepad again, “Finally, someone who people wants to know about.”

“Actually, I’m not that famous. I’m only known at the my city,” Woodrow replies. Catheryn frowns, and walks away.

Another boat arrives, and instantly leaves. A girl with a serious look at her face is seen at the dock.

“Lorelai,” Chris says.

“Hi,” Lorelai replies.

“Hey. Wazzup, gurl?” Danny L. asks.

“I’m Fine,” Lorelai replies, with a unexpressive look.

“Uh, Ice Queen is in dah house,” Benny says, joking. He starts to laugh. “Boy, you are no funny,” Catheryn states. “Well, actually, that one wasn’t that bad,” Joanne replies.

A boy is seen arriving from the sky, with a parachute. He arrives at the dock.

“Hey, this is Zachariah,” Chris says.

“Hey, Chris,” Zachariah replies to Chris.

Zachariah sees Helen, “Hello, hottie. I’m Zachariah, but you may already know it.”

“Why would we know about you?” Catheryn asks.

“Because he’s Zachariah Evans,” Faustino says.

“Who?” Catheryn asks.

“He’s the three-time winner of the Ontario’s Extreme Sports Championship. He is an inspiration to many people today,” Joanne replies.

“He is famous?” Catheryn asks. “Yes,” Fantine replies. “Finally, someone as famous as me,” Catheryn states. Chris frowns. Takes a notepad and a pen from her back, and asks for Zachariah “So, why are you there?”

“So, let’s meet the next competitor,” Chris says. A trendy girl with a cyan scarf steps off of the boat. “This is Yumi,” Chris says. “Hey,” Yumi replies.

“Yo gurl, mah name’s Danny L,”

“Oh. Hi Daniel,” Yumi replies.

“No, not Daniel. Danny L.?” Danny l. replies.

“Okay. Nice name. I like your shoes,” Yumi replies.

“Thanks, yo. I like it too,” Danny L. replies.

“Hey, nice scarf,” Lorelai says, as she smiles.

“Thanks. I did it,” Yumi states.

“You got the talent for fashion,” Lorelai states.

Another boat arrives, with a pretty, tanned skin boy. “Kasey. Welcome to Total Drama,” Chris says. The girls look at Kasey, and drool.

“Hey, Chris,” Kasey replies.

“Dude, you are so smexy.” Mona states.

“You are so hot that I’d eat you with cotton candy,” Mindy states. Everybody looks at her with a worried face, and she blushes.

Suddenly, a helicopter lands on the beach. A guy wearing a pilot’s costume steps off of the helicopter. “A pilot? We are going to compete against a grown-up pilot?” Faustino asks. “No, he isn’t competing,” Chris replies. The pilot opens the door of the vehicle, and carries his luggage up to the dock. A blond boy steps off the helicopter. He walks up to the dock.

“This is Orlando,” Chris says.

“Orlando Edgar Ogdenbuillt IV, for you,” Orlando replies.

“Hey. You are that spoiled kid that has a very rich dad! I saw you on TV,” Woodrow says.

“Don’t talk with me. I’m not allowed to talk with anyone who is less rich than me,” Orlando replies.

“Orlando?” Catheryn says.

“Catheryn?!?!” Orlando glares at Catheryn, and asks, “What are you doing here?”

“The same thing as you, ‘sweet’,” Catheryn replies.

“So, you’ve met each other before the competition?” Mona asks.

Catheryn smiles, and replies “It’s a long story. We were best friends, but then his family moved because..,” Orlando quickly interrupts her, “Not a good story. We don’t have enough time to talk about it.”

“Someday, they’ll know,” Catheryn replies, and smirks.

The last boat arrives. A brunette girl with relaxed eyes steps off of the boat. She doesn’t bring a luggage with her. “Look, such a beautiful nature. Who’s the monster who built a hotel at a such beautiful forest? The girl says.

“This is Starlight,” Chris says.

“Heeeeeey, brothers and sisters,” Starlight says, and makes the peace sign, “I hope we get all groooooovy, maaaan.”

“Okay, everybody has arrived. Let’s meet the place,”

“You are ruining our blast, maaaaaan,” Starlight replies. She stands with the others contestants.

“Follow me. Let’s meet the area,” Chris says.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants walking, inside the resort, “This is Paradise Falls. A former successful resort,” Chris pauses, and continues,” Then, something happened. Something bad, mean, scary, horrifying.” Lancelot wets himself in fear. The others look grossed at him.

“What happened?” Mindy asks.

“Bear attacks,” Chris replies. Lancelot screams, with a high-pitched voice.

They continue to walk, and stop in front of a wooden door. “This is our Confessional Sauna. Your confessions will be all ‘hot’,” Chris says, and laughs.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. She says, “It sucks. This is the worst place ever.”

Cliff is seen sleeping at the confessional.

Lancelot is seen at the confessional. “I always wanted to go to the sauna. However, it always scared me. But here I am, facing my fear. I’m so brave,” Lancelot proudly says. He then looks around, and starts to cry, “I want my mommy.”

“Anyway, let’s choose the teams,” Chris says.

“Can I choose it, can?” Mindy excitedly asks.

“No. They are already chosen,” Chris replies, and continues, “Alice, Catheryn, Zachariah, Orlando, Nigel, Yumi, Lorelai, Fausino, Lancelot, Benny and Mindy, you’ll be the ‘Mad Raccoons’.” Chris throws a blue flag with to Yumi and Nigel.

“Yay. I love raccoons. They are so cute,” Mindy happily says, “EEEEEEEEE.”

“I like raccoons too,” Faustino says. A raccoon then comes from nowhere and attacks Faustino.

“Anyway, It means that Cliff, Fantine, Danny L., Helen, Sid, Mona, Bitsy, Kasey, Joanne, Woodrow and Starlight are the 'Angry Birds',” Chris throws a red flag to Helen and Cliff.

“Angry Birds?” Bitsy says, “Cool name.”

“I love birds. I even have the Barbara Chick doll with the little cute bird," Fantine states.

“Each team will get two rooms. On for the boys, and other for the girls,” Chris says. He took four keys from his pocket, “The ‘Raccoons’ got room 28 and 29. The ‘Birds’ stay with room 30 and 31,” Chris says.

“And where are the rooms? I’m sleep,” Cliff says.

“Second floor,” Chris annoyed says, pointing to the stairs. Everybody runs up to the stairs.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants, now without theirs luggage, entering in the restaurant. “So, here’s the restaurant.” Chris says. “And guess what, Chef is back.” The contestants grumble.

“Crap,” Mona says. Chef throws a apple at her.

“Follow me. Let’ see our first challenge,” Chris says, and gives an evil smirk.

“They walk towards the dock.

The scene cuts to Chis and the contestants at a small cliff. “Guess what? We are going to dive,” Chris states.

What an original challenge,” a familiar female voice is heard.

Everybody turns out, and gasps.

“What are you doing here?” Chris angrily asks.

“I thought you were dead,” Woodrow says.

“I’m not dead,” The woman says. It is revealed that woman is actually Blaineley. “And I’m here to host this show,” she says, and smirks at Chris.

Chapter 2 – The Alive Host’s Chest
Chris is show at a lounging chair, wearing sunglasses, and sipping a drink from a cup. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the twenty two contestants arrived, and we picked the teams,” Chris says.

Blaineley walks up to the dock. “And then Chris was replaced by me, a way better host than he ever was,” the blonde diva hostess says.

“Get out. This show is only for real hosts,” Chris says, “Anyway, today we are seeing the first challenge. Who’s gonna win, and who’s gonna be the first eliminated? Discover here, on…”

“…Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls,” Blaineley says, interrupting Chris.

“Get out,” Chris says to Blaineley.

(Theme Song)

The campers are seen at the top of the small cliff, along with Chris and Blaineley, where they ended the last chapter.

“What are you doing here,” Chris says.

“I got a call of the producers, saying that they wanted me to host the show, along with you” Blaineley says.

“But it’s my show,” Chris says

“Well, according to the producers, it’s not anymore,” Blaineley replies.

Chris cellphone rings, and he answers the call, “What?...”

“Dude, I’m sleepy. Can you start the challenge?” Cliff states.

“Yeah. You are the host, so host this freaking show,” Catheryn angrily says.

Chris turns out the cellphone, “It was the producers. They told me that both me and Blaineley will be hosting,” Chris says, “Sadly.”

“Finally this show will have a decent host,” Blaineley states.

“Let the good old Chris here host the show,” Chris says.

“Old, we can’t deny. Good, no way,” Blaineley says in the confessional.

“So, the first challenge is simple: there are a couple of trunks in the lake. One of them has a key inside. You’ll have to dive down in the deep lake, pick a trunk and return here at the cliff. Then, you’ll have to open the trunk. The team who finds the trunk with the key first will win the first part of the challenge, and a prize that will help a lot with the second part,” Chris says.

“This reminds me of a mini-game from Nario Feast,” Bitsy says at the confessional.

“And what else? Sharks? Eels? Half-mutant half-cyborg dolphins?” Mona asks.

“Nothing. It’s just a simple challenge. No dangerous obstacles,” Chris replies.

“Really?” Catheryn asks.

“Yes, really,” Chris says smiling.

“I was excited to swim with sharks, eels and half-mutant half-cyborg dolphins,” Zachariah says in the confessional.

“Anyway, who’s going first for the Raccoons?

“Me,” Zachariah says.

“And for the Birds?” Chris asks.

“I’ll go for my team. I’m a good swimmer. I even won a medal for this,” Fantine says.

They get in position. “So, are you ready? Chris says, “Ready, set, GO!” Fantine and Zachariah jumps into the water.

They are seen falling. Fantine screams, while Zachariah is seen doing tricks and backflips in the air. They both fall on the water.

“Go Fantine,” Bitsy shouts.

“You can do it, Zach,” Mindy shouts, rooting for Zachariah.

Zachariah sees a trunk, and swim at it’s direction. He picks it, and swims to out of the water.

“Yeah,” Nigel shouts.

“Where’s Fantine?” Woodrow asks.

Zachariah arrives at the top of the of the cliff. “Here I am,” He shouts.

“Let’s open it,” Catheryn says. Zachariah picks the key, and open their trunk.

“Look. She’s gettin' out of dah water, yo” Danny L. says. Fantine runs back to the cliff.

“Nothing,” Faustino says.

“My turn,” Alice says. She runs, and jumps into the water, while Fantine arrives with the group.

“Quick,” Mona says. Fantine takes the key, and open the trunk, that is empty.

“My turn. Here I go,” Woodrow shouts, and jumps at the water.

Alice is seen swimming. “Hey, beautiful creature,” she says to a fish. The fish then starts to swim fast, while Alice follows it.

Woodrow falls, and swims, looking for the treasure chest.

The fish swims to a trunk. Alice sees, picks it and swim back to the shore.

Woodrow sees Alice with a trunk, and swims looking for another one. He then see one, and swim at it’s direction.

Alice gets out of the water, and runs to the cliff.

“She is out,” Lorelai says. The rest of the team cheers.

Woodrow gets out a few seconds after Alice.

“Quick, Woody,” Starlight shouts to the cowboy.

Alice arrives at the cliff.

“Yay. How you did it so fast?” Lancelot asks.

“I got the help of a sweet aquatic friend,” Alice says.

“Can you break the chat, and open this thing?” Catheryn annoyed says.

Woodrow then arrives at the cliff. “Good job,” Starlight says. She kisses him in the cheeks. Woodrow blushes.

Alice opens the treasure chest. It’s is empty. “My turn,” Benny says. The jokester runs, and jumps.

The Angry Birds opens their treasure chest that is also empty. “Who’s next?” Woodrow says.

“I’ll go,” Helen says. She runs at the edge of the cliff, and jumps into the water.

“Woo. The gurl's hawt, yo,” Danny L. says.

“Oh, yeah,” Sid replies.

Benny gets out of the water, but he didn’t bring nothing with him.

“What? You picked nothing?” Catheryn angrily says.

“I can’t stay underwater for too long. Sorry,” Benny says.

“You are not as good as me,” Orlando states, and rolls his eyes.

“If so, you can go next,” Benny says. The rich boy walks to the edge, and jumps. Helen then arrives at the cliff, “Here I am.”

“Go. Open it,” Mona says. They open the treasure chest that is empty, again.

“My turn,” Kasey says. He takes his shirt off. The girls squeals, and Joanne faints out. The hunk then runs to the edge, and jumps.

Orlando then gets out of the water, with a trunk. He runs at the cliff again.

“Where’s the hot boy?” Bitsy asks, worried. Kasey then gets out of the water, with a group of fishes behind him. The aquatic animals give the treasure chest to him, and swims back to the water.

Orlando arrives, and throws the trunk at the ground. He then opens it, but it’s empty.

“The challenge is getting boring,” Yumi says at the confessional.

“Time to the susrpises,” Chris says. A helicopter then arrives, and it throws three boxes at the lake. Two sharks get out of each box.

Lancelot is seen in the confessional, screaming in panic.

“I can go,” Bitsy says. She runs into the water.

“I’m not afraid of stupid sharks,” Catheryn says. She runs in the direction of the water.

Bitsy is seen underwater. She looks at a trunk, takes it, and swims back to the beach. Catheryn swims at the game girl direction. The gossip rich girl takes the trunk from Bitsy, and gets out of the water.

“I hate this girl,” Bitsy says in the confessional.

“I’m here,” Catheryn screams, while she gets out of the water. Her team cheers.

“Bitsy is here too,” Bitsy says, while she gets out of the water. The two girls run back to the top of the cliff. Catheryn arrives first, with Bitsy very close of her.

“Quick. We must win this challenge, yo," Danny L. states.

Chris comes in with Blaineley. “Look, the challenge has been pretty boring, so let’s make it funnier,” the mean host says.

“Totally. Because sharks eating a group of weird teenagers are so funny,” Blaineley sarcastically replies, rolling her eyes.

“Sharks?” Mindy shouts.

“I know we shouldn’t trust Chris,” Mona says in the confessional.

“Sharks are awesome,” Zachariah states, “Woohoo.”

“I prefer bunnies, butterflies, kitties, puppies,” Mindy says.

A few helicopters come from somewhere, each bringing up a box. The boxes fall in the water, releasing a group of sharks.

“My turn,” Starlight says. The hippie girl runs, and jumps in the water.

“Let me go again, Chris. Please,” Zachariah says.

“No,” the host replies.

“I’ll go,” Nigel says, and runs. The quiet teen then jumps in the lake.

Starlight is seen underwater. A shark then comes to attack her. She replies at the shark with a smile.

Nigel is seen swimming, looking for a trunk. He then sees something bright, and goes swimming at the mystery object’s direction.

The scene cut out to Starlight hiding in the shark. Starlight sees a trunk, and makes a “stop” signing with her hands. The ferocious animal stops, and the hippie girl gets off of his back. She picks the trunk.

The scene cuts to Nigel getting out of the water, and runs towards the top of the cliff. His team cheers. Starlight gets out of the water a few second after the silent skater.

Nigel arrives at the top of the cliff.

“Quick,” Catheryn says. Nigel put the trunk in the ground. The team quickly open it.

Starlight arrives with the rest of the group. She quickly join her team, and let the trunk fall in the ground.

The Raccons’ open their chest, that is empty. “Crap,” Catheryn shouts.

“I hate this challenge,” Catheryn says in the confessional.

The Birds open their trunk. “We find the key,” Mona shouts, as she picks the key and shows it to Chris.

“The Angry Birds won the first part of the challenge,” Chris says. The winning team cheers.

“Here’s your prize,” Chris says. He hands a bag to Woodrow.

Helen takes a spoon from the bag, and says “Spoons?!”

“And a map,” Joanne continues.

“What is that? A pirate-eating challenge?” Woodrow asks.

“Duh. We can’t eat a pirate,” Benny says. Bitsy laughs.

“That’d be so cool if it was an eating challenge,” Woodrow states in the confessional.

“Okay, go change to your clothes, and meet me at the docks in exactly one hour, to start the second part of the challenge,” Chris says.

“And don’t forget to bring the prizes with you,” Blaineley adds.

“I was going to say that,” Chris angrily says.

“But I said it first,” Blaineley replies. Chris sticks his tongue out at Blaineley.

“They look like two little kids fighting,” Mona says in the confessional.

“That was a hilarious fight,” Bitsy says at the confessional.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants standing at the front of a dark, mysterious forest,

“This place’s creeping me out,” Lancelot says.

“Stay calm, bro-yo,” Danny L. replies.

“In this part of the challenge, you’ll have to find a mysterious treasure chest that I’ve buried. You’ll have to dig up the chest and bring it to the finish line,” Chris says.

“The team who reaches the finish line first, wins the challenge and the immunity,” Blaineley says.

“The other team will vote someone off,” Chris completes.

“The treasure chest’s localization is at the map that the Evil-Killer-Chickens-Whatever team won,” Blaineley says.

“It’s ‘Angry Birds’,” Bitsy corrects.

“So, are we going to get a map too?” Zachariah asks.

“No. You lost the challenge, you get nothing,” Chris says.

“But, how we will find Chef without a map?” Faustino asks.

“I don’t know. That’s up to you, guys,” Chris replies.

“That’s really unfair,” Faustino says at the confessional. A loon enters at the confessional sauna, and attacks the unlucky boy.

“I think a shovel would be more useful than a spoon,” Cliff says.

“Yeah. But that’d made the challenge easier, and boring,” Chris replies.

“Chris’s not mah bro anymore, yo,” Danny L. states in the confessional.

The Angry Birds are seen walking inside the forest. Helen is ahead of the group, holding the map, while the rest of the team follows her.

“I miss my video-games so much,” Bitsy says.

“I miss my Barbara Chick dolls too,” Fantine replies.

The Mad Raccoons are seen hiding behind a tree, sneakily following the other team.

“What we are going to do?” Yumi asks.

“We are going to follow them. Duh,” Catheryn replies.

“Why?” Lancelot asks.

“Because they have a map, and thus, they know where the chest is,” Orlando says in an annoyed tone. He is seen in the confessional, and says, “I’m in a team of stupids.” He rolls his eyes.

“We must be sneaky, though, and with your talk, we will not be able to win this,” Lorelai says with her

The scene cuts to the Angry Birds. “We are close,” Helen says.

Kasey is seen standing behind Helen, looking around, while Bitsy and Joanne are gazing at him. The pretty boy looks at the two girls. “It’s time to begin my strategic plan,” Kasey says at the confessional.

“Hey girl,” Kasey says to Joanne.

“Oh, hey. What’s up?” Joanne replies. Kasey frowns, and walks back.

“Okay, I tried. But this Joanne girl is so boring,” Kasey says at the confessional.

The scene cuts to the Mad Raccoons, sneakily following the other team.



“Just one question. How we are going to win this? When they find the treasure chest, they’ll quickly run to the finish line,” Alice says.

“We will get out of our hideout and steal the chest from them, before they could even give a single step,” Zachariah replies.

“Steal? But, it’s wrong. We can’t do that. Steal is a crime. We can even get arrested,” Mindy says.

“Arrested? I can’t get arrested. They do really mean things at prison,” Lancelot despairingly says. He starts to cry.

Zachariah says “Calm down, little boy. They will beat you up daily, and will just force you to…” Lancelot freezes in fear.

“Shut up,” Lorelai shouts, with a serious tone, and slaps the radical guy in the head, “See what you’ve done with him. Also, we need to keep it PG.”

The camera turns to the Angry Birds. “And the treasure we were looking for is right here,” Helen says, pointing to the ground. “We are gonna win,” Mona says.

Time goes by. The Angry Birds have unearthed the treasure chest. Fantine tries to lift it from the hole, but she fails.

“It’s pretty heavy,” Fantien says.

“Lucky us we have five strong boys at our team,” Helen flirtatious says at the boys. All the boys except Sid pick the chest from the ground.

“Hey. You’ll not help us?” Mona says.

“No,” Sid replies.

“Okay. At least we know who we are voting if we lose,” Kasey says.

“I don’t care. I don’t want to be here. I just signed up because my mother wanted,” Sid states.

Catheryn jumps off of the bush she was hiding, and says, “No, you didn’t. As a fellow future-reporter, I’ve read all of your biographies, and in yours, it’s clearly says that you auditioned because your family need the money.”

“Get out, girl,” Sid angrily says.

“Wait. What you were doing behind this bush,” Mona asks.

Catheryn replies, “Well, I was, uh... Ah, forget. Attack!” The Raccons member all jump off of the bush they were hiding.

“RUN!” Bitsy shouts. The Birds team runs at the direction of the forest’s exit. The Raccoons runs soon behind them.

“Quick. They are close,” Joanne says.

Zachariah climbs up a three, and jumps on the Birds boys, and takes the treasure chest from them. He starts to run faster.

The Birds members chases after Zachariah. The extreme boy jumps into a vine, and swings in it at the finish line.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef and Blaineley all relaxing at a lounging chair, close to the finish line.

“What a wonderful life,” Chef says.

“All the challenges must take place at the forest,” Blaineley says. She sips a drink form a coconut.

“I told you,” Chris says.

Suddenly, the contestants all arrives at the finish line. They all bump at the staff members.

“What’s happening?” Chris says, angry.

“We won the challenge,” Benny says.

“Yeah. I arrived at the finish line with the treasure chest,” Zachariah says.

“Yes. But, I think you forgot something,” Chris says.

“Lancelot,” Zachariah shouts.

“That’s right. I said the first team who crossed the line with the chest would win,” Chris says.

“So, anybody won?” Catheryn asks.

“Technically, the Birds crossed the finish line with the treasure chest, since both teams crossed it together,” Chef states.

“Yeah. That does make sense. So, it means that the victory goes to the Angry Birds,” Chris says. The winner team cheers.

“And you will have to vote someone out,” Blaineley says to the Mad Raccoons.

“And you got the key for the pool room,” Chris says.

“Pool party,” Mona says.

The scene cuts to the Angry Birds at the pool room.

“That is so awesome,” Bitsy says.

“Yeah. I’ve waited for a party since my arrival,” Mona says.

“But we’ve arrived today,” Cliff says.

Kasey is seen taking a sunbath at a deck chair. Helen takes him for his arm, and pushes him.

“I know what you are trying to do,” Helen says.

“What? I’m not doing anything,” Kasey replies.

“Yeah, you are. Flirting with girls to your own benefit,” Helen says.

Kasey replies, “No, I’m n…”

“I’m way smarter than you think I am. Look, if you use your beauty for the game, and I use mine, we can go all the way to the final two together. What do you think” Helen says.

“That’s a good plan. And I accept,” Kasey says. The two teens smirks at each other.

Catheryn is discussing the vote with the others girls of the Raccoons team at their room.

“It must be Zachariah, Lancelot or Orlando,” Alice says.

“Lancelot is the one who screwed up in the challenge,” Yumi says.

“But it was all Zach’s fault,“ Mindy says.

“Right, they may have screwed up in the challenge, but at least they are nice. Orlando’s a jerk. I wouldn’t mind to see him gone,” Alice says.

The Raccoons boys except Orlando are seen discussing at their room.

“I’ll vote for Orlando. He’s so rude, and keep insulting us,” Faustino says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“But those two screwed up badly,” Benny says, pointing at Zachariah and Lancelot.

“That wasn’t my fault,” Lancelot says, guilty.

“So, where’s the rich boy, really? Zachariah asks.

“I’m here,” Orlando says.

“What you were doing?” Benny asks.

“You don’t have the right to know anything I do, idiot,” Orlando replies, and rolls his eyes.

“That guy is a jerk, definitely,” Nigel says at the confessional.

The camera cuts to the Chris, the two co-hosts and the contestants around a bonfire at the beach.

“Those seashells, exclusively found around the beautiful falls of the island, represent your life at the competition. If I call your name, you must come here and pick your seashell. If you do not receive a seashell, that means that you are eliminated, and will never return, ever,” Chris says.

“Until the middle of the season, when he will bring up someone just to make the season longer, and get more ratings,” Blaineley says.

Chris glares at her, and continues, “Anyway. The first seashell goes to Alice, Benny, Catheryn, Yumi, Nigel, Faustino, Lorelai, and Mindy, you are safe.” Mindy sighs in relief. Chris says, “The next seashell goes to Zachariah.” The brunette catches his seashell. “Orlando, Lancelot, one of you will be going home tonight. The final seashell goes to…”

“Orlando,” Chris says, and tosses the seashell to the rich teen.

“I’m sorry, Lancelot,” Alice says.

“It’s okay. Well, that was a great experience. I’ve faced my fears. That was the greatest experience I’ve ever lived,” Lancelot says. He walks thought the dock, and steps into the boat. The camper waves at him, and he waves back at them.

“So, Lancelot is gone. Twenty-one still in. What will happen next? Find out right here, on Total…Drama:…Paradise Falls!” Blaineley says.

“That was my line,” Chris says.

Chapter 3 – Rowing in the Deep
Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had the first challenge. It was really complicated to explain. Orlando insulted everyone, Catheryn talked a lot, Bitsy missed her games, and Lancelot was annoyingly scared. The Angry Birds technically won the challenge. Orlando and Lancelot was the bottom two, but the scared dork ended up eliminated,” the host says. “Wait, where’s Blaineley?”

“She’s taking a beauty sleepy,” Chef says, out of screen.

Chris sighs in relief, and says, “So, find out what’s happening this time, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The Angry Birds girls, except Helen, are seen at their room.

“I can’t believe we won,” Mona says.

“Yes, that was so great,” Fantine says.

“Yeah. We are blasting this game, sisters,” Starlight says.

“Thanks to team work,” Bitsy says.

Bitsy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Something the games learned me in that everything ends up well with team work. Nario, Weegee and Tsuyoshi. Monkey Donk and Deedee Donk. Ronik the Porcupine and Snails. They are the best team ever." A tear falls from her eyes. "I miss them."

The camera cuts to Helen and Kasey sitting together at the beach.

“The place may be crappy, but this lake is a truly beautiful,” Helen says.

“It as beautiful as you,” Kasey replies. Helen blushes, and shays, “Thank you.” They look at each other face, and kiss.

Helen says in the confessional. “Kasey is so amazing. I’ve never liked someone so fast before, but he’s so…” She sighs, “… he’s so amazing,” Helen says.

Kasey says in the confessional, “I thought she was smarter than that. But, she failed for the ‘guy in love’ chat,”

The camera cuts to the Angry Birds boys at their room.

“That party last night was amazing,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah. That was dah beast, yo,” Danny L. says.

Sid says in the confessional, “Okay, I’m sick of this. The party was good, I admit. But, I really don’t feel comfortable about being with much people. I’ve grew up alone, and like to be alone.” He sighs.

“We need to win today again,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah, that was awesome,” Cliff says. He suddenly falls asleep at his bed, and snores. The others glares at him.

The camera cuts to the Mad Raccoons except Catheryn, at the hall of the hotel. They are sitting in a couch.

“I still don’t get why we lost last night,” Alice says.

“Partly because ‘Mr.-I-Scary-Everybody’ here,” Lorelai dryly says, pointing to Zachariah.

“That wasn’t my fault. Lancelot was too much of a scared cat,” Zachariah defensively replies.

“But you shouldn’t scare him,” Lorelai dryly replies.

“Okay,” Alice says, “Zachariah isn’t the one to blame. He did screw up, but Orlando just insulted everybody. He helps out in the challenge, but he’s a jerk also,”

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Agreed,” Mindy says, “Him and Catheryn are voting something together, also. We must keep an eye on them.” Orlando frowns, and leaves the hall.

“So, speaking of Catheryn, where is she?” Faustino asks.

The camera cuts to Catheryn hiding behind a tree, spying on Helen and Kasey. She says at the confessional, “Wow. So, sassy girl and hottie-hottie are together, uh? That is hot stuff.” She takes a notepad, and writes something in it.

Helen and Kasey walk up to the hotel. Catheryn sneakily follows them.

Fantine, Bitsy and Joanne are seen leaving the Birds girl’s room.

“Where are you going?” Helen asks.

“To the pool,” Bitsy replies. Fantine excitedly squeals.

“Great,” Helen says.

“Yeah, it is,” Fantine excitedly says.

“Thanks to not invite me,” Helen sarcastically says.

“No problem,” Fantine clueless says.

“She was being sarcastic,” Joanne explains. “Oh. I knew it,” Fantine replies.

Alice is seen at the beach. Mindy and Nigel walks up to her.

“Hey,” Nigel says.

“Hey. You are here,” Alice says.

“Why you wanted us here?” Mindy asks.

“I have a deal for you, guys?” Alice says.

Mindy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Alice wanted an alliance against Orlando. Is that right? I don’t want to be against anybody here. I know, Orlando’s a jerk, but I think he does has a heart inside all of the evilness.”

“So, what do you say?” Alice says.

“Yeah, I’m in,” Nigel says.

“And you, Mindy?” Alice asks.

“I don’t know. I really don’t want to cause any conflicts here,” Alice says.

“Okay. I understand,” Alice says. The nature lover leaves, and Nigel and Mindy leave soon after her. Catheryn gets out of under the dock, after they leave.

Catheryn in seen in the confessional. “The whole team is against Orlando, just because he insulted everybody. Even Alice is doing an alliance against him? That’s definitely interesting. I’ll see what I can do here,” she says, and smirks.

Cliff is seen meditating at the front of the hotel. Starlight walks up.

“Hey,” the Hippie girl says. The Zen guy doesn’t replies.

“Okay,” Starlight says.

Cliff open his eyes, “Oh, sorry. I was just relaxing.”

“Oh. Listen to Janice Jopolyn always helps me to relax,” Starlight says.

“Do you like her too?” cliff says.

“Yeah, man. She’s, like, totally my psychedelic idol,” Starlight says. They both giggle. The day has turned into night. They are seen laughing.

“You are so funny,” Cliff says. Starlight smiles, and he smiles back at her. They lean to kiss, but are interrupted by Bitsy.

“The girls were asking where you were, Starly,” the gamer girl says, “What’s happening?”

“Oh. We are just talking,” Cliff says. He looks at the sky, and says, “I’m so sleepy. ‘m going back to my room. Good night, girls.”

“Good night, Cliff,” Bitsy says. Starlight blushes, and looks down.

The hippie girl was seen in the confessional. “Woodrow is a nice guy. I really like him. But I found out that Cliff has the same likes as me. He’s a funny guy, also,” Starlight says. She sighs, and continues, “We have just started the show. Just because we are friends, that doesn’t mean that I have to date any of them, right?” She gives a forced smile.

Everybody is seen at the hall of the hotel. “It is so great when Chris leave us alone, with no challenges and drama,” Faustino asks.

“It’s time for another challenge. Dress up with your swimsuits and meet me at the beach,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“That was too good to be truth,” Yumi says. She rolls her eyes.

Chris is seen at the beach, while the contestants are arriving.

“Good morning,” Chris happily shouts.

“What does it has of so good?” Mindy asks.

“Blaineley is taking her beauty sleep, and she haven’t bother me yet,” Chris says, “And with happiness and pleasure that I presents the second challenge,” Chris shouts.

“You are not doing it without me,” Blaineley says.

“Oh crap!” Chris shouts, and frowns.

“Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran is here to host the newest challenge,” Blaineley says.

“I think you meant ‘Mildred’,” Chris says, and smirks at Blaineley.

Blaineley glares at him, and says, “Whatever. You can leave now and let me host this show.”

“I always was the host of the show, and I’m still. No way I’m going to give up from this job because of you. Everybody prefers me over you. I’m Chris McLean, the best host the TV has ever seen,” Chris says.

“Really? So, why we don’t let the contestants chose who they want to host?” Blaineley says.

Catheryn says, “Blaineley all the way. You rule, girl.”

“Thank you. I’m glad that someone here is a fan of mine,” Blaineley replies.

Catheryn replies, “Oh you are the diva of the...”

“Shut up,” Chris shouts, “So, today’s challenge is the collection of rowing-related challenges.”

“Kind of the ‘row-row’ challenge in season 3?” Mona asks.

“No .It’s something new. Anyway, for the first part, you’ll have to get your paddles underwater,” Chris explains.

“I’ll go for my team,” Woodrow says. He looks at Starlight, and smiles. Starlight smiles back at Woodrow. She then looks at Cliff and looks down with a confused face.

“Alice should go. She has the help of the animals,” Faustino says. A beaver comes from nowhere and jumps in his face, attacking him.

Fantine says at the confessional, “I’m feeling bad about Faustino. He doesn’t get along well with animals.”

“Okay, I’ll go,” Alice says.

Chris says, “Right. The challenge starts…”

“NOW!” Blaineley shouts. Chris glares at her.

Woodrow swims in the direction of the paddles. A shark then comes from nowhere and attacks him. He jumps in the shark’s back, and rides in it like a horse.

Alice swims at the paddles’ direction, which was tied in a stone. She unties it, and swims back to shore.

Woodrow is seen in the shark’s back. He sees the paddle tied, and jumps of the shark. He swims at the rock, untie the paddles, and swims back.

Alice gets out of the water, with the paddles.

“The Raccoons wins the first challenge,” Chris says. The Raccoons cheers.

Woodrow then gets out of the water, with the paddles in his hands.

“What will be our second challenge? Who will win this? Find out after the break, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” Chris says.

Everybody is shown at the dock. The contestants are wearing a life jacket.

“In the second challenge, you will have to row in those canoes. There are one flag with the color of the teams in each of those eight buoys. Each team will have to row, and get the flags from the buoys, numbered from 1 to 8. The first team to get all the eight flags, won the challenge, and immunity,” Chris says, explaining the challenge.

“And what’s out prize for winning the first part of the challenge?” Yumi asks.

“The Raccoons will get a little advantage of 10 seconds in the challenge,” Chris replies. The Raccoons cheers. “So, go choose your canoes,” Chris says. Everybody runs to their canoes.

In the red canoes, Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne goes on the first one; Danny L., Mona and Sid goes in the second one; Starlight, Woodrow and Cliff goes in the third one; Helen and Kasey goes on the last one.

In the blue canoes, Yumi, Benny and Lorelai goes in the first one; Nigel, Alice and Mindy goes in the second one; Zachariah and Faustino goes in the third one; Catheryn and Orlando goes in the last one.

Chris holds a starting pistol. “So, the Raccoons starts with ten seconds of advantage. After the ten seconds, the Birds can go,” Chris says. “Go!” He shouts.

The Raccoons starts to row. Alice, Nigel and Mindy rows at the buoy with ‘#1’, which was close from the dock. Alice picks the first blue flag. They continue to row.

“…Eight, nine, and ten. Go, Birds,” Chris says. The Angry Birds team starts to row.

Sid, Mona and Danny L. gets at the ‘#1’ buoy, and Mona gets the first red flag.

“Let’s go for the next,” Mona says.

“The game is tied with one flag for each team,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Catheryn and Orlando are seen sitting in the boat, not even caring for the challenge. “So, I heard that everybody wants to vote for you,” Catheryn says to Orlando.

“Who cares?” Orlando says.

“You care. Because you don’t want to get voted off. If we lose today, you’ll definitely get voted off,” Catheryn says.

“Okay, I get it. What do you want?” Orlando asks.

“So, I have a deal. I can save you for the elimination, but then you’ll owe me,” Catheryn says.

Orlando thinks a little. “Deal,” he says.

Lorelai, Benny and Yumi are rowing in the direction of the buoy ‘#2’. Sid, Mona and Danny’s boat then comes from nowhere, picks the red flag, and leaves. Mona sticks up her tongue at Lorelai.

“Meh,” Lorelai dryly says.

“What are you? A goat?” Benny says, laughing. Lorelai glares at him. Yumi rolls her eyes, and gets the blue flag.

Benny is seen in the confessional. He says, “People here don’t have any sense of humor.”

“Two for the Birds, two for the raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen rowing around. Zachariah looks sad.

“So, what’s up?” Faustino asks.

“Nothing,” Zachariah says, while turning his head to the side.

“It does. You look sad,” Faustino says.

Zachariah is seen in the confessional. “Okay, I’ve been a bit guilty about Lancelot’s elimination. I’ve been thinking, and it was kind of my fault. If I didn’t scared him, our team would won,” he says. He then sighs.

“I’m just thinking about what I did,” Zachariah replies.

“Oh. The thing in the last challenge. It wasn’t your fault, man. Lorelai was just caring about Lance. I don’t know why, though. But really, forget it, it wasn’t your fault,” Faustino says.

“Thanks, dude,” Zachariah says.

Helen and Kasey are seen flirting in the boat. “Kasey, I want to tell you something,” Helen says. “What?”

“I really like you. Really, really,” Helen says.

“I, like you, too. You are my sweet foxy,” Kasey says. Helen blushes, and they kiss.

Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne are seen looking at them, in the side.

“Oh, it’s so sweet. They are meant for each other, like Nario and Princess Pear, or Monkey Donk and Sweet Donk. And Slink and Princess Zilda,” Bitsy says.

“Irk. Kisses are gross. Boys are gross,” Fantine says.

“Oh, Kasey’s so sweet,” Joanne says.

The scene changes to a disclaimer. It is seen in it “The following confessional is boring. Seriously, you can even sleep with it. Watch at your own risk.”

“Joanne is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is so sweet. And hot. Oh, he is, like, a really sweet and cute guy,” she says.

Nigel and Mindy are rowing, while Alice is seen admiring the nature.

“That’s sure a beautiful lake,” Alice says.

“Oh yeah, it is,” Mindy says, smiling.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Anyway, I was thinking about what you tell me, earlier,” Mindy says to Alice.

“What?” Alice confusedly asks.

“The alliance, against Orlando,” Mindy replies.

“Oh. The alliance. Look, I understand if you don’t want to join this. I think I’m being too mean to trying to vote for a guy that I’ve met a few days ago,” Alice says.

“Actually, I’m joining this. I was thinking, and Orlando was really mean to everybody,” Mindy says.

“Yeah, girl,” Nigel says.

“Oh, you are sweet, Nigel,” Mindy says, and giggles.

Starlight, Woodrow and Cliff are seen close to ‘#3’ buoy. They row at the buoy’s direction. Starlight gets up to tries to pick the flag. The canoe then starts to move. Starlight holds on the flag, and falls on the water.

“Starly,” Cliff shouts.

“I’ll save you,” Woodrow says.

“No, I’ll,” Cliff says.

Both jumps into the water. “Where are you, Star?” Woodrow says, looking for Starlight in the lake.

“I’m here,” Starlight says, at their side.

“How you did it?” Cliff says.

“I can swim, boys,” Starlight says, “But thanks to try to save me. It was very nice of you both to save me. And I got another flag.”

Helen and Kasey are seen close to the ‘#4’ buoy. They get closer to it, and Helen gets the flag.

“The Birds are winning with four flags against two,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“Come on. We are losing? We can’t lose again,” Zachariah says, and gets up, “Let’s win this.”

“Yeah. For the Raccoons,” Faustino says, as he gets up. An eagle comes and attacks him, and he falls in the water. Zachariah looks at the unlucky boy with a worried look. “I’m fine,” Faustino says. Two ells comes and electrocutes him.

Yumi, Benny and Lorelai row at the third buoy’s direction.

“They’ve already picked their flag from here,” Yumi says.

“I’m seeing a red boat right there,” Benny says, as they see the boat of Mona, Sid and Danny is seen in a few miles of distance from their boat. Yumi picks the third flag, and they start to row harder.

“Birds four, Raccoons three,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Nigel, Alice and Mindy rowing. They see the ‘#4’ buoy a few feet from them.

“Look. Another flag,” Alice says.

“I’ll get it for you,” Nigel says. He jumps into the water, and swim at the buoy. He picks the flag, and returns to the boat.

“Good job, Nigel,” Mindy says. She kisses him in the cheek.

Nigel is seen in the confessional. He blushes.

“It’s tied with four flags for each team” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Zachariah and Faustino.

“Woo. We tied,” Faustino says.

“And we still are going to win,” Zachariah says. He points to the ‘#5’ buoy.

“Yay,” Faustino says.

“The Raccoons are now winning, with five flags against four,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

“Crap!” Sid shouts.

“I’m seeing another flag, yo!” Danny L. says. They row at the ‘#5’ buoy. Danny picks the flag.

“It’s tied all again,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Starlight, Cliff and Woodrow cheers.

“Let’s go. We still can win this,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to Benny, Yumi and Lorelai. The ‘#6’ buoy is seen.

“Look. The sixth buoy,” Benny says, pointing at it.

“Let’s go for it,” Yumi says. They row to out of the screen.

Mona, Danny L. and Sid see the same buoy.

“I found dah otha flag, yo,” Danny L. says.

The camera cuts to the ‘#6’ buoy. Suddenly, two hands pick the flags of it. The camera zooms out, revealing that the hands were actually from Lorelai and Mona.

“What?” Lorelai says.

“Stroke! We need to get the last flag before them,” Yumi shout. They all stroke the canoe harder.

“The Raccoons and the Birds both got the sixth flag. Only two more flags left,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Helen and Kasey.

“Kasey, did you listen to Chris? We are tied, and there are only two flags left.” Helen says.

“Yeah, I did. But, let’s stay here. I trust our team, and I know they will win,” Kasey replies.

“Oh. If you say so,” Helen says.

Kasey is seen in the confessional. “I don’t have idea if the team is going to win,” Kasey says, “If we win, great. If we lost, I’ll have the girls to vote for Helen.” He gives an evil laugh.

Helen is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is, like, the awesomenest guy in the world,” she says, and sighs, “He’s so incredible, caring, sweet and hot.” She sighs.

The scene changes to Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne rowing randomly.

“Where are we?” Fantine asks.

“I don’t know. Bitsy told us that she had a inexistent pathway,” Joanne says.

“Hey. I know where are we,” Bitsy replies.

“And where are we again?” Joanne asks.

Their canoe suddenly crashes into something. The girls go look where they have crashed, and they see that it was the ‘#7’ buoy.

“I told you,” Bitsy says to Joanne.

“The Birds found the seventh flag. One more left for them, against two left for the Raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen at the side of the ‘#7’ buoy, getting their flag.

“We found it. The Raccoons rules,” Zachariah says, as he does the ‘rock on’ sign with his hands.

“And the Raccoons have find the seventh one. Go look for the last one,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene cuts to Catheryn and Orlando.

“Dude, It’s just one more flag left. Better we win this time,” Catheryn says.

“And we are,” Orlando says. He points to a buoy, with a ‘#8’ written in it. They row at it, and Catheryn picks the flag.

“I got it!” Catheryn shouts.

“Everybody, return to the dock, to announce the end of the challenge,” Chris says.

The scene cuts to everybody in the dock.

Chris is picking blue flags from the floor. “…five… six… seven… and eight. The victory goes to the Raccoons. And they won the pool room key,” he says. The Mad Raccoons cheers.

Chris turns to the other team, “Angry Birds, meet me at the elimination ceremony in four hours.”

“So close,” Mona says.

“We are voting for Sid, right?” Kasey whispers in Helen’s ear. She nods.

“Muahahahahaha,” Kasey laughs at the confessional, “I’ve already convinced Bitsy and Joanne to vote with me. Bye bye, Helen,” he says, as he waves.

The Angry Birds guys are reunited at their room. “We are going to vote for Helen, guys. She didn’t anything in the challenge,” Kasey says.

“But, she’s hot. We can’t vote for her,” Danny L. says.

“But it was her fault that we lost. She must go,” Kasey says.

“Whatever. I’m taking a nap before the elimination,” Cliff says.

The scene change to the Angry Birds girls’ room, where they were discussing the vote.

“Who we are voting for?” Bitsy asks.

“I don’t know. What about Cliff?” Joanne asks.

“No way. Anybody screwed the challenge, so we must choose someone who isn’tlikeable enough,” Starlight says, “Any other suggestion?”

“I do have one,” Helen smirks.

Joanne and Bitsy are seen leaving the room.

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants all at the elimination ceremony at the beach.

“Okay. You have voted, and anybody who doesn’t get the special exclusively amazing seashells from Paradise Falls, will walk through the Dock of Losers, and take the Boat of Shame, and will never return,” Chris says.

“Yeah, sure. Anybody will return. You’ll not bring back someone to the competition for more drama, ratings and money,” Helen sarcastically says. Chris glares at her.

“That’s what I said in the last elimination. We all know you very well, Chris,” Blaineley says.

“Whatever. The first seashell goes to Danny L.” Chris throws a seashell to Danny L. “Mona, Bitsy, Fantine.” Chris throws a seashell to the three girls. “Starlight, Woodrow, Cliff,” Chris throws a seashell to the three friends. “Boring Girl.” Chris tosses a seashell to Joanne. “My name is Joanne,” she angrily says. “Who cares?” Chris replies. “Sid is also safe.” He tosses a seashell to Sid. “Helen and Kasey. The last seashell goes to…”

“Helen,” Chris says, and tosses a seashell to Helen.

“What?” Kasey confused shouts, “Helen should go. Why me?”

“I’m way smarter than you think. ‘I love you, Kasey, kiss me’,” Helen says, “Yeah, I’m a great actress.”

“You lied to me,” Kasey says.

“You lied to me first,” Helen replies.

“Whatever. You are all going to pay. I’m going to…” Kasey says. Before he can finish, Chef picks him, walks through the dock and throws him at the Boat.

“I’ll get my revenge. You’ll see,” Kasey screams. Everybody besides Helen looks with wide eyes.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the pool room.

“Hey, Nigel,” Mindy says to Nigel, who was relaxing at the pool.

“Hey” Nigel replies.

“So. I want to thanks you. We did a good job together. We make a great pair,” she says, but catches herself, “I mean, a great trio. Me, you and Alice, we are great in the challenges.” Nigel smiles, and Mindy smiles back, blushing. They look at each other, and kiss. "I’ll Always Love You" then starts to play.

“What is that?” Mindy asks.

“Sorry, it's me. I’m putting a song here. A good party needs a good song,” Yumi says. Nigel and Mindy laughs.

Chapter 4 – Project Next Top Model
Chris is stands into the dock. He says, “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the contestant competed in a rowing challenge, where they had to capture flags from the buoys in the lake. Alice formed an alliance with Nigel and Mindy to eliminate Orlando. Kasey and Helen started to date, as a part of his plan to eliminate her. The Mad Raccoons won the challenge, and Kasey convinced his team to eliminate Helen. They both ended up in the bottom two, but the pretty boy was the one who took the Boat of Shame, swearing revenge on his team. That’d sure bring a lot of ratings. Who’s going next? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

“What a long recap. Good hosts do a small recap,” Blaineley says, walking up to the screen.

“Stop!” Chris shouts. “You are so annoying,”

(Theme Song)

The Angry Birds are seen after the last elimination ceremony. Joanne, Bitsy and Fantine are sitting at the logs with their head downs.

“I’ll miss his hotness,” Bitsy says.

“Girls, he was manipulating us,” Helen says.

“The guy’s a sicko. He deserved to leave,” Sid says.

“He didn’t even tried the challenge. He was a lazy jerk,” Helen states.

“Whatever. I’m going sleep. See you guys tomorrow,” Cliff says. He gets up, and walks away.

“Me too,” Danny L. says. He gets up, and walks away, followed by the others boys.

“Okay girls. So, I think we should stick together. I’m sure Kasey wasn’t the only boy who was attracting all the girls to make it further,” Helen says.

“Are you saying we should form an alliance?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Helen replies.

“No, thanks. I don’t need an alliance. I don’t want to play the game,” Mona says.

“Nice. This way you are going to win,” Helen sarcastically says.

“I’m in,” Fantine says.

“Me too, I love to play games,” Bitsy.

“And you both?” Helen asks to Starlight and Joanne.

“Yes,” Joanne confused says.

“I say no,” Starlight replies.

“Are you sure?” Helen asks. Starlight nods. “Let’s go, girls,” Helen says. She leaves, soon followed by Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne.

Starlight is seen at the confessional. “Helen is obviously trying to eliminate the boys. I don’t hate them. I really like Woodrow and Cliff, and Danny L. is a funny guy. Sid is still a mistery for me, though,” she says.

Mona is seen at the confessional. She says, “Helen seems pretty devastated about Kasey. When she told us last night that he was lying to her, she seemed pretty sad. But I’m not sure if I should be in an alliance with her. She seems mischievous.”

The scene changes to the morning. The Mad Raccoons are seen sleeping at their room.

“Breakfast time. Wake up!” Chris screams over the loudspeaker. The girls wake up. Mindy falls from her bed.

“Argh. What the heck is that?” Yumi asks.

“It’s not What the Heck, it’s Paradise Falls,” Alice replies, screaming.

“No, I meant… Ah, forget,” Yumi replies.

“It’s breakfast. We should go,” Lorelai says.

The scene changes to the boys from the Mad Raccoons leaving their room.

“I loved the party last night. It was awesome,” Benny says.

“We danced all the night,” Zachariah says.

“It was epic,” Faustino states.

“We must win next challenge for the party,” Zachariah says.

“Yes. I’m sure the team wants a party again,” Benny states.

“Yeah,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the contestants at the restaurant. The Mad Raccoons is seen in the table close to the kitchen.

“What is this?” Yumi asks, pointing at a brown substance at her plate.

“That’s gross,” Lorelai says in a serious tone.

“No way I’m gonna eat that,” Orlando says.

“Me neither,” Catheryn says.

“At least it’s not alive,” Faustino says. The disgusting meal growls at Faustino, and walks away. Everybody looks at each other with wide eyes.

“That’s what happens when people eat meat,” Alice says.

The Angry Birds is seen in the other table, close to the door.

“Chef’s food is so raunchy,” Starlight says.

“I miss my mom’s food,” Mona says.

“Me too. My mother was a skilled cook,” Woodrow says.

“My mother cooks only vegetarian food. Save the whales and all the animals in general,” Starlight says.

“Yes. We need to treat animals equally,” Cliff says.

“You are vegetarian too?” Starlight asks.

“Sure,” Cliff replies.

Starlight is seen at the confessional. She says, “He’s vegetarian too? He’s so outa sight. I’m having a blast time with him.”

“I’d rather eat mushrooms and bananas,” Bitsy says.

“Like a monkey,” Fantine says, and laughs, “My joke was so funny.”

“So funny. I’m laughing out loud inside,” Helen sarcastically says, and rolls her eyes.

“Someone’s having a bad day?” Joanne asks.

“No. I’m just sad with the whole Kasey thing,” Helen says.

“I’ll comfort yo, gurl” Danny L. says, hugging Helen. Helen punches Danny L in the face, and he falls in the ground.

“Sorry, gurl,” he says, as he gets up.

“I’m done. I can eat this more of this,” Mindy says, at the Raccoons’ table.

“Chef could get some cook lessons,” Lorelai says.

“And make food for the vegetarians,” Alice says.

“Yeah, whatever,” Zachariah says.

Mindy and Nigel are seen flirting.

Mindy is seen at the confessional. “The kiss was so good. Nigel is a great guy. I think we are going too fast, though,” she says.

Nigel is seen at the confessional. “Yeah. Mindy is great,” he says.

Chris and Blaineley enter in the restaurant.

“Challenge time!” Chris says.

“Challenge? But we just did a challenge two days ago,” Catheryn shouts.

“This is Total Drama, a competition reality show, not vacations,” Chris says.

“And next challenge will not be dangerous,” Blaineley says.

“To this challenge, we are getting three special guests,” Chris says.

“Blaineley is the most special guest you could have,” Catheryn says.

“Thank you,” Blaineley replies.

Blaineley is seen at the confessional. “I hope this Catheryn girl win. She’s my fan. She’s a smart girl, who has a good taste,” Blaineley says.

“Two of the three guests are former Total Drama competitors,” Chris says.

“Is that Geoff?” Mona asks. Chris glares at her. “What? I like Geoff. He’s pretty fun.”

“Anyway, our first guest is a fan-favorite. She had a boyfriend, but she didn’t remember his name. It’s Lindsay!” Chris says.

Lindsay enters at the restaurant. “Hi, new people. It’s great to be here,” Lindsay says.

“Lindsay! I’m your fan. You are fashion,” Yumi excitedly says.

“Thanks. I love you scarf,” Lindsay replies.

“You are hottie,” Danny L. says.

“Oh, thanks. You are so cute,” Lindsay says.

“So, the next guest is a girl who people loved to hate, and hated to love. She was evil, went bald, then crazy, and ended up with the Spanish guy. It’s Heather!” Chris says.

“I’m just doing that because you are paying well, McLean,” Heather says.

“We don’t care, as longer as you do,” Chris says. Heather rolls her eyes.

“Hello, Heather,” Lindsay says.

“Hi. What’s up?” Heather asks.

“I don’t know. I’m not a plane,” Lindsay replies. Heather rolls her eyes.

“Finally, the last, and most special guest. She’s a pretty and awesome girl, who has the best daddy ever. It’s… Crystal!” Chris shouts. “Who?” Joanne asks.

Chris snaps, “Shut up, boring girl."

A black-haired girl, with a pink dress enters at the restaurant. “Hello. I’m Crystal,” the girl says, as she waves at the others contestants.

“She’s Crystal McLean. She’s my daughter,” Chris says. Everybody else gasps.

“I didn’t knew you had a daughter, Chris,” Bitsy states.

“Well. Having a teenager daughter make me look old,” Chris says.

“How old are you, Crystal?” Zachariah asks to Crystal.

“I’m fifteen,” Crystal replies.

“I di’n’t know u were married, yo,” Danny L. says.

“I’m not. Her mother is a girlfriend I had in my early twenties’. She left when Crystal was 3, but I was rich, so I didn’t care,” Chris states.

“So, if she was born when you were in your twenty’s, and she has fifteen, that means that you are about thirty-five,” Mona says.

“Shut up. People don’t need to know that,” Chris states, “Follow me, so we can start the challenge.”

The scene changes to everybody except Chef in the party salon of the hotel. It has a table and a catwalk in front of it.

“Welcome to the Top Model challenge. Each team will have to do three different designs for Heather or Lindsay. I, Crystal and Chef will judge each design, in a scale of zero to ten. The team with a better punctuation on the rankings won the challenge,” Chris explains. “I think you meant ‘Blaineley’,” Blaineley says.

“Where’s Chef?” Chris asks.

“He’s busy,” Blaineley replies, smirking. She sneakily throws a laxative away.

The front of a bathroom stall is seen. “Argh. You are going to pay for this, Blaineley,” Chef’s voice is heard from the bathroom.

“Someone’s getting a cut from the payment. Whatever, you’ll do that,” Chris annoyed says.

“I’m way better, prettier and awesome than Chef,” Blaineley says.

“Anyway, let’s choose the models. Raccoons, you’ll choose it, since you won last challenge,” Chris says.

The Raccoons has a small debate, and then came to an agreement.

“We choose Lindsay,” Yumi says.

“Thanks, girl. You are nicer than your evil backstabber sister,” Lindsay says to Yumi, and glares at Heather.

“Heather is not my sister,” Yumi replies.

“No? Wasn’t you both from the Asian family?” Lindsay confusedly asks.

“We explain to you later, Lindsay. So, Heather, go with the Birds. I’ll give you enough time to do the three designs. Everything you need is at those rooms, after this door,” Chris says, pointing at a red and a blue door. “Birds go to the red one; Raccoons go to the blue one. I’ll be back in five hours, with my judges.” The three judges of the challenge leave.

The teams enter at their respective rooms. The Mad Raccoons are seen inside the blue room.

“Right. Lorelai and Yumi will be extremally helpful in the challenge,” Alice says.

“Are we going to let the entire job for them?” Zachariah asks.

“They can draw the designs, and the rest of the team can do the rest of the job,” Mindy says.

“As longer as they help us with the rest of the work. Is that okay for you, girls?” Zachariah asks.

“That’s fine, for me,” Yumi says.

“Yes,” Lorelai says, smiling. She catches herself, and quickly frowns. Mindy cheers.

Zachariah is seen at the confessional. “I think I saw her smiling. It may be weird, but she did show any sign of emotions,” he says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the red room.

“Okay. I suck at fashion,” Mona says.

“We are going to lose. They have two fashion girls, and we all suck at it,” Fantine says.

“No way. Out team can’t lose again. We have to try to win,” Woodrow says.

“How?” Sid asks.

“Let me see. Anybody here is good at drawing?” Woodrow asks.

“I’m awesome at drawing. When I’m not playing games or with my friends, I’m drawing fanarts,” Bitsy states.

“Anybody can sew?” Woodrow asks. The team remains quiet. “Anybody?!” Woodrow sighs.

“Well, we can try that. It can’t be hard.” Cliff says.

“Okay. Fantine, Joanne, go help Bitsy with the drawings.” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the blue room.

“I finish the first one,” Yumi says.

“Let us see,” Alice says. Yumi turns the sketchbook to the team, revealing the design.

“Well done,” Faustino says.

“Keep up the good work, Yumi,” Mindy says.

Orlando is seen at the confessional. “I can’t believe I, Orlando Edgar Ogdenbuillt IV, is with a bunch of losers, poor, ignorant people,” he says.

The Raccoons are seen working together, while Orlando is sitting in a couch.

“Could you help us, please?” Zachariah asks.

“Don’t talk with me that way,” Orlando replies.

Catheryn walks towards Orlando, sits at his side, and whispers in his ear, “If we lose, you are going home. So, please, help us.”

“I don’t care. I’m too good to leave,” Orlando replies.

“Okay. If you don’t help us, I’m going to tell your secret to everybody,” Catheryn says. Orlando glares at her, and she replies with a smirk.

Back at the red room, Bitsy is sketching the designs.

“Are they done?” Mona asks.

“No. Almost,” Bitsy replies.

“Come on. We have 3 hours left. If we don’t get it done in time, we are automatically losing the challenge,” Woodrow says. Helen smirks.

The scene changes back at the blue room.

“I gotta go at the bathroom,” Catheryn says.

“Why?” Alice asks. “Forget. I don’t want to know that.”

Catheryn walks up, and leave the room. She is seen at the confessional, “I didn’t wanted to go at the bathroom. It was an excuse to spy on the other team,” she says.

“Done!” Bitsy shouts.

“Finally. Let’s work in this,” Woodrow says.

Catheryn is seen spying the Birds, looking through the keyhole of the red door.

“What you are doing?” Helen says, behind Catheryn.

Catheryn slowly gets out her eyes from the keyhole, and turns to Helen. “Eh, nothing. You hair looks so pretty,” she says.

“Get out,” Helen says, crossing her arms.

“Make me,” Catheryn replies.

“Do you doubt?” Helen says.

Alice gets out of the blue room. “Catheryn. What you are doing?” she asks.

“Nothing,” Catheryn says, and walks back to the blue room. She glares at Helen, and Helen glares back at her.

The scene changes to the catwalk, with Chris, Crystal, Blaineley.

“Five hours has passed. Time for the runway,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“Wait up,” Woodrow shouts from the red room.

“Yo. Let’s go. Put that clothes, Heather,” Danny L. says, handing the first clothe for Heather.

“I can’t change with you around. Go,” Heather says. The Birds get out of the red room.

“Are you ready?” Chris asks. The team nods.

“Mad Raccons, are you ready?” Chris asks.

“We are,” Catheryn says, as she gets out of the blue room. She is followed by the others team members.

“Who’s going to do the narration?” Chris asks. Bitsy and Lorelai take a step forward. “Okay,” Chris says. He hands a microphone to Bitsy and lorelai, takes a microphone for himelf, and continues, “Welcome to Total Drama: Project Top Model. Our first model is Heather, modeling for the Angry Birds.”

Heather steps out, and walks up in the catwalk, with an angry face. She’s wearing a floor length pink dress, white gloves, a deep pink pannier, and a crown with ruby and sapphire jewels. The dress has a blue gem brooch set in gold in the chest area.

“Our model Heather is wearing a look based on the Super Nario series, Princess Pear model, specifically. The pink dress gives an elegant look, and is complete with the golden crown, which makes anybody who wears that looks like a princess,” Bitsy says.

“I’m looking like an idiot,” Heather says.

“Ha. Awesome. I give it an eight out of ten. Judges?” Chris says.

“Seeing Heather suffering is worth of a ten,” Blaineley says. Heather glares at Blaineley.

“Pink is awesome. I give it a ten too,” Crystal says.

“The Angry Birds has twenty eight points. Time for the Mad Raccoons model,” Chris says.

Lindsay steps out and walks up in the catwalk. She’s wearing a blue dress, a black vest, a purple scarf and black sandals.

“The model, Lindsay, is wearing a casual blue dress. The vest gives a charm to the look, and the black fits with any other color. The scarf is a pretty additional detail,” Lorelai says.

“I liked it. It is pretty, simple and right. Nine out of ten,” Chris says.

“Yes. I liked the dress and the vest. I give it a nine,” Blaineley says.

“It is good, but no pink? Sorry, but because of the lack of pink, I’ll give it a eight,” Crystal says.

“The Raccoons has a total of twenty six points,” Chris says.

“What? We did a better job than them,” Catheryn shouts.

“Those judges are freaks,” Zachariah says.

“We should’ve won. Yumi did a great job with this,” Mindy says.

“Thanks,” Yumi replies.

“Time for the second round,” Chris says.

Heather steps out and walks in the runway. She is wearing an aquamarine top, a khaki shorts, and brown boots.

“The model is now wearing a model perfect for archaeologies. It is based on Lana Soft’slook, from Grave Rider,” Bitsy says.

“That was a weird look. It is so normal, and boring. I give it a six,” Chris states.

“It was good. Seven,” Blaineley says.

“No pink, again? Look, this is so not fashion, so I’ll give it a six,” Crystal says.

“The Birds now has a total of fourth seven. Time for the Raccoons,” Chris says.

Lindsay steps out in the catwalk, wearing a pink top, black pants, tanned high-heels, and a black leather jacket.

“Time for judge. It’s a great look, and Lindsay’s not too bad in it. Ten points,” Chris says.

“Agreed. It’s a fashionable look. I give it a nine out of ten,” Blaineley says.

“I love the pink shirt. It’s so fashion, I give it a nine,” Crystal says.

“The Raccons are winning with a total of fifth four points, against fourth seven from the Birds,” Chris says. The Raccoons cheers.

“Thanks,” Alice says to Lorelai and Yumi.

“You’re welcome,” Yumi says.

“Oh no, we are losing,” Fantine says.

“Our next design must be spectacular, or we’ll lose,” Woodrow says.

Helen looks at the other team cheering and smirks. She sneakily enters at the blue room.

“Time for the final round. It’s starting… NOW!” Chris says, as he shouts the word “NOW!”.

Heather steps out and walks up in the catwalk with a blue Chinese dress, white boots, and her hair in a double bun tied by two ribbons, and a large spiked bracelets in each of her wrists.

“Heather’s wearing a qipao, a 20th century Chinese dress. It is elegant, and is so cute. It’s based on the fighter Lun-Chi, from the Boulevard Brawl games,” Bitsy says.

“Well, not bad. I’ll give it seven,” Chris says.

“Chinese dresses are pretty. The bracelets don’t fit with it, so I’ll give it a six,” Blaineley says.

“But the bracelets are the best part of it,” Chris annoyed says.

“No, it’s not,” Blaineley replies.

“Whatever. Give your vote already, Crystal,”

“I give it seven too, just because this is a cute dress,” Crystal says.

“The Birds has a total of sixty seven point. The Raccoons need thirteen points to win,” Chris says.

“Where’s Helen?” Woodrow asks.

“Here,” Helen says, as she walks up back to the group.

“Where yo were, yo?” Danny L. asks.

“At the…” Helen pauses, and quickly thinks about something, “…bathroom.”

“Okay,” Mona says. The scene cuts to her in the confessional. She says, “There’s something suspicious about Helen. I don’t know what. It may be just me, though, as I can jump out in conclusions pretty fast.”

Back at the catwalk, Chris and the contestants are waiting for Lindsay to get out of the blue room. She then leaves the room, with a sailor hat, a purple-shirt with white dots, a ripped-off black skirt, multicolor striped socks up to her thigh, a red sandal in one feet and a blue shoe in the other.

“What the heck is that?” Yumi shouts.

“What did you?” Alice asks.

“But, it’s not the design that I did,” Yumi says.

“Neither I,” Lorelai says.

“That sucks,” Faustino says.

“You know Lindsay doesn’t have the brightest mind ever,” Benny says, “If she was a bulb, she’d be an eternal turned-off bulb.” He laughs uncontrollably.

“Eh, I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I give it a three,” Chris says.

“It sucks. I give it a one, because I’m sorry for you,” Blaineley says.

“Crystal, think about it well. You’ll decide the faith of the teams,” Chris dramatically says. A dramatic song plays.

“It’s weird. I’d obviously give it a ten if you add a single pink. But as you didn’t, I’ll give it a three,” Crystal says.

“And the Raccoons lost the challenge. Birds won. You are having a pool party,” Chris says. The winning team cheers. “Birds, I’ll see ya on the beach ceremony.”

The scene changes to Chris, Crystal and Blaineley and the contestants at the elimination ceremony.

“As you already know, if you don’t get a seashell, you will be eliminated, and will take up the boat of the shame,” Chris says. “The first seashell goes to… Zachariah, Alice, Catheryn.” Chris tosses a seashell to them. “Benny, Mindy, Nigel, Faustino, and Orlando,” Chris tosses a seashell to all of them. “Lorelai, Yumi, you were the responsible for the designs. Most of the team voted for one of you. The last seashell goes to…”

“Lorelai,” Chris says, and tosses a seashell to Lorelai. She takes it with a serious expression.

Yumi looks surprised, “What?” She then looks down, with a sad face.

“It wasn’t her fault,” Lorelai shouts.

“How are you sure?” Catheryn asks, “It was your fault, so?”

“No, it, uh…” Lorelai says.

“Yes, it was my fault. I decided to do a joke with you, guys. Sadly, it wasn’t that funny,” Yumi says. “Anyway, see ya. Bye.” Yumi waves at the contestants, and walks through the dock.

Lorelai runs up to Yumi, before she steps in the boat. “I know it wasn’t you. Whyt do you said that?” Lorelai asks.

“Well, the team would think it was you, and they wouldn’t trust you anymore,” Yumi replies.

“You may have lost the game, but I’m sure you won a friend,” Lorelai says. She smiles, and they hug. Yumi step into the boat, and leaves.

The scene suddenly changes to Helen sitting at a deck chair around the pool, reading a book. It cuts to her in the confessional. She innocently says, “How could they do such a bad design?” She evilly laughs, and points at herself. “Yes. I sabotaged them. Just got random clothes from a wardrobe, Lindsay didn’t even realize,” She smirks at the camera, “I have a gameplay for the whole game. And this is all going to work.”

Chapter 5 – Be A-Mazed!
Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a super modeling challenge, with the help of Lindsay and Heather, as models. Everybody find out that I have a daughter, who helped me with the challenge. The Birds won the challenge, after Helen’s sabotage against the other team. Yumi and Lorelai took all the blame, but in the end, the popular girl got the boot,” Chris says. “And Chef had explosive diarrhea. He laughs. “What’s going to happen? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The Mad Raccoons girls room is seen. Mindy and Alice are sitting in a couch, reading a magazine, while Lorelai is standing in front of the bathroom’s door.

“Catheryn. I gotta pee. Hurry,” Lorelai says, knocking at the bathroom’s door.

“Right,” Catheryn says, opening the door, “You can use the bathroom now.” Lorelai glares at Catheryn, and enters at the bathroom.

“Lorerai’s pretty sad with Yumi’s elimination,” Mindy says.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. She says, “Yumi was my best friend here. She was the only person I could share the love for fashion. I know it wasn’t her fault what happened yesterday. I don’t have idea what happened, but I know it wasn’t Yumi.”

“So, what’s up?” Alice asks.

“Well, I’m fine, thanks,” Catheryn confusedly replies.

“That’s not what I meant,” Alice says, “What’s up with you and Orlando?”

“Me and Orlando?” Catheryn laughs, “You are joking, right?”

“No. You are always talking with him. And what was that last night? You still warning him about the elimination. You don’t want him to leave,” Alice states.

“No. Look, we are just friends. We know each other for a long time,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah?” Mindy says, “Are you, like, BFF since childhood?”

“Yes,” Catheryn says, “He moved at the neighborhood when we were five. There wasn’t many kids at there. Socialites don’t get pregnant.” Catheryn laughs. “We have been best friends since then.”

“He didn’t seemed happy when he saw you when he arrived, though,” Alice states.

“Our fathers had a fight when we were fourteen. We ended up fighting, too. He and his family moved out a week after that. We’ve never saw each other since then,” Catheryn explains.

“Oh. I understand,” Mindy says.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons boys’ room. Zachariah, Benny and Orlando are sleeping, with Orlando wearing a sleep mask. Faustino and Nigel are sitting at their respective beds.

“So, what’s up with you and Mindy?” Faustino asks.

“We’re fine,” Nigel replies, “She just thought that we are going too fast. She’s right, anyway.”

“Oh. Someone’s in love,” Faustino says. Nigel blushes.

“Shut up, losers!” Orlando says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds reunited at the pool.

“I love to win,” Woodrow says.

“Yes. It’s awesome to win. Throwing a party every night,” Mona states.

“I think we should have a Mario game here, though,” Bitsy says.

“Did you liked the party?” Woodrow asks to Starlight.

“Yes,” Starlight replies. Woodrow smiles at her, and she smiles back at him. She looks at Cliff, who was sleeping in a desk chair.

“Yo, yo, yo. Let’s shake up all the night today,” Danny L. says.

“Yes. We must enjoy the prize while it’s lasts,” Joanne says.

“We must be positives. We are going to win,” Mona replies.

“We must be realists. We can’t win every challenge,” Sid replies.

“What a confident team,” Helen sarcastically states.

“Come on. Have you ever thought that we aren’t the best team ever? We can lose anytime,” Sid says.

“Just because you are a sad person, doesn’t mean that everybody else must be too,” Helen says. Everybody stays silent. Sid leaves.

“That was mean,” Bitsy states.

“He deserved that,” Helen replies.

Mona says at the confessional, “Sid isn’t a bad person. He just has a tough life. He told me about his family last night, and he seemed pretty happy. He’s nice and caring inside.”

“Whatever. We should enjoy the rest of the challenge-free day,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the contestants waking up at the following day.

“Wake up! Time for the breakfast, stupid teenagers,” Chef annoyed says over the loudspeaker.

“What?” Zachariah asks.

“Crap,” Benny shouts, as he gets up, “I was dreaming with Mia Kooris.”

“She’s so hot,” Zachariah says.

“Angelique Jonnie is way hotter,” Faustino says.

“I prefer Jessica Elliston,” Nigel says.

“And you Orlando?” Zachariah asks.

Orlando rolls his eyes, and replies, “I’m rich, pretty and awesome. I don’t talk about hot girls, because I can have them anytime.”

“Wow, we have a womanizer here,” Benny playfully says, and laughs. Everybody but Orlando laughs.

The scene changes to all the contestants in the restaurant, each team sitting in their respective tables.

“I’m starving. Chef, where are the food?” Mona asks.

“Yeah. I’m gonna die,” Bitsy says.

“Luck you. I expected that, and brought up some cookies,” Fantine says.

“Awesome!” Danny L. exclaims.

“Four dollars, one box,” Fantine says.

“What?!?!” Helen shouts.

“I have to sell at least fifth boxes to get a travel to Ottawa,” Fantine says.

“I have good news!” Chris shouts, while he enters at the restaurant, “The breakfast will finally be served.” Chef enters at the restaurant carrying a cart table, with a delicious banquet in it.

“It’s a special prize for you. You’ve been through a lot since day one,” Chris says.

The contestants run at the cart. “It’s so wonderful!” Faustino states, as he looks at the food.

“Wait. I smell something bad,” Mona says.

“I only smell this delicious food,” Danny L says, with his mouth full.

“No, Mona is right. Isn’t that suspicious? Chris is being too nice,” Zachariah says.

“Yes,” Helen says.

“What are you planning, McLean?” Sid says.

“What? I’m totally innocent,” Chris says.

“Okay. I know you’d never lie to us,” Helen sarcastically replies.

“See? Helen trusts him. Why would he be lying,” Fantine clueless says. Helen rolls her eyes. The time has passed. The contestants are seen with their belly stuffed at the restaurant.

“It reminds me of the sleep challenge in Total Drama Island,” Bitsy says.

Chris, Blaineley, Crystal, Heather and Lindsay enter at the restaurant.

“I want to get out of here,” Heather says.

“The Boat of Shame is broken. You’ll have to wait until it gets fixed,” Chris says.

“What? The boat’s broken?” Faustino asks.

“So, there’s no elimination?” Catheryn asks.

“I never said that,” Chris says.

“How the ‘chosen’ one will leave,” Woodrow asks.

“I don’t know. Swimming, walking. You’ll leave, anyway,” Chris says.

Catheryn takes her cell-phone, and calls for someone. “Daddy? It’s me, Catheryn. Yes, the boat Chris uses to transport us in broken. Can you send something else? Yes, okay.” Catheryn gives her cell-phone to Chris, “Daddy wants to talk with you.”

“Mr. Heidimond? McLean talking. Oh, okay. Really? Wow, thanks,” Chris says. He gives the cell-phone back to Catheryn. “Good news. No more Boat of Shame. Mr. Heidimond donates a new helicopter to us,” Chris says.

“Cool. Thanks, Catheryn,” Mona says.

“No problem,” Catheryn says, “I have sixteen more at home,” Catheryn says.

“Sixteen helicopters?” Danny L. shouts.

“Yeah. I get one helicopter every year, in my birthday. And a yacht every Christmas” Catheryn says.

“Whatever. Heather and Lindsay, you’ll leave as soon as the helicopter arrives.

“Great,” Heather shouts.

“I love helicopters,” Lindsay says, and squeals.

“Shut up. You both had enough time in the original seasons. It’s time for those guys to shine. You both can stay at the pool while waiting for the helicopter,” Chris says to Lindsay and Heather. Lindsay squeals.

“And me?” Crystal says.

“Well, you’ll be my co-hostess,” Chris says. Crystal squeals.

“Stop squealing,” Helen shouts.

“Anyway, follow me to the next challenge,” Chris says.

The scene changes. The staff members and the contestants are seen standing in front of giant, large, green walls.

“Welcome the a-maze-ingest challenge ever!” Chris says.

“A maze?” Fantine asks.

“No, it’s a rainbow,” Helen sarcastically replies.

“Don’t be so mean,” Fantine replies.

“Anyway, you’ll have to find the way to the exit. The first team with all members at the end of the maze wins the challenge,” Chris explains.

“Easy,” Bitsy says.

“Wait, let me finish. There are traps everywhere. You’ll be able to escape from them if and after you got trapped, but it will take some time, and it may cause your team loss,” Chris completes.

“Okay. Can we go?” Mindy asks.

“Sure. Go ahead,” Chris says. The Mad Raccoons, except for Catheryn and Orlando, runs into different directions. Alice, Mindy and Nigel runs into the right pathway, while Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah runs into the left pathway.

“I’m not going with them,” Orlando says. “Let’s keep walking forward,” Catheryn replies. They both steps forward.

“Wait. Let’s go together. So we’ll make sure everybody will cross the finish line together, and we can help if anybody gets into a trap,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Danny L. says.

“Great sense of direction,” Fantine says, pointing to one of her badges, “Follow me!” Fantine goes forward, and the rest of the team follows her.

The scene changes to Zachariah, Benny, Faustino and Lorelai. The former is seen walking ahead, while the others three are following him.

“Let’s go to the right,” Zachariah says. They walk to the right. Faustino steps into a trap. A cage is falls on them.

“Great. Look what you did,” Lorelai says.

“Sorry,” Faustino replies.

The scene changes to the Alice, Mindy and Nigel, walking carefully into random directions.

“Let’s be careful. We don’t want to lose the challenge for our team,” Alice says.

“Yes. We must win this. Especially because of the pool party,” Mindy says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“I wonder how we are going to find the exit,” Alice says.

“I’m sure we’ll find it,” Mindy says, smiling.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds.

“Come here,” Fantine says.

“We are walking for hours,” Bitsy says.

“That challenge is so messed up. We can spend days trying to find the exit,” Helen states.

“Not with me in the leading,” Woodrow says. He winks at Starlight. She blushes, and looks to the side. “Starlight is so great. But she’s acting weird lately. Something’s happening with her,” Woodrow says at the confessional.

“Yo. Go for it, guy,” Danny L. says.

“At least we have someone to blame if we lose,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Yes, whatever. Let’s go ahead, because we have a challenge to win,” Mona says.

“Yeah. Go Birds!” Bitsy shouts. Woodrow walks always, and everybody else follows him.

The scene changes to the Catheryn and Orlando sitting in a rock at the middle of the maze.

“Chris is such a psycho,” Catheryn states.

“Oh, don’t even talk about him,” Orlando says, as he rolls his eyes.

“Anyway, we should go. We must find the exit early, to finish this challenge,” Catheryn says. They both get up, and walk away.

The scene changes to Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah still stuck in the cage.

“How we are getting out of this?” Faustino asks.

“I don’t know,” Lorelai says.

“Wait. Remember what Chris said,” Benny says.

“Welcome to Total Drama: Paradise Falls!?!?” Faustino confusedly replies.

“No. He said that we could easily escape from the traps,” Benny states.

“Yes. And I know what we are doing. Let’s push the cage. When it falls, we can get out,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds.

“Can we give a break?” Bitsy asks, “I can’t feel my feet.”

“No. We don’t have time. We have a challenge to win,” Fantine says.

“Just a break. We are walking for hours,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah. Just a break. It’s not going to kill us,” Mona says.

The scene changes to Alice, Mindy and Nigel.

“I wonder where our teammates are,” Alice says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

A parrot comes from nowhere and lands onto Alice’s shoulder.

“Oh. Who’s this cute little bird?” Mindy asks.

“I don’t know. It sure is cute,” Alice replies.

The parrot then flies through the maze.

“Wait. Don’t go alone. It’s dangerous,” Alice says to the parrot. Alice, Mindy and Nigel run, following the bird.

The scene changes to Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah. They are standing in front of a fallen cage.

“Finally!” Zachariah shouts.

“Yes. Let’s continue,” Lorelai says, whipping her jacket.

Faustino is seen at the confessional. “The time I’ve spent together in the cage made me think a lot. And I realized that I’m always at the wrong time and at the wrong place.”

“Okay, let’s keeping going on,” Benny says. They walk away. Faustino steps into a pile of leaves in the ground. He falls on a hole that was hide underneath the pile of leaves. “I’m fine.”

“Are you sure,” Lorelai asks.

“Yes,” Faustino replies.

“Should we help him?” Benny asks.

“What do you think?” Zachariah asks.

“Of course we should,” Lorelai says, “Idiots!”

“Okay,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai looks around and asks, after realizing something, “Where’s Benny, anyway?”

“RUUUUN!” Benny is seen running, with a giant boulder rolling behind him.

“AHHH!” Zachariah screams. He jumps into the hole and falls on Faustino. “Sorry.”

Lorelai and Benny run from the boulder. Lorelai sees a pathway to the right. She quickly pushes Benny into the pathway, and jumps into it.

Lorelai and Benny gets up. She glares at him, and states, “We could’ve died in there. What’s your problem?”

“Sorry. I was just trying to find the exit,” Benny replies.

“Whatever. Let’s go help them,” Lorelai says. They both walk back to the hole.

The scene changes to Alice, Mindy and Nigel following the bird.

“Why are we following him?” Nigel asks.

“Chris is evil, and we don’t have idea about where are the traps. Something can harm this cure, harmless birdie,” Mindy replies. The bird lands at Alice’s shoulder.

“Hello, my nature buddy. Where do you come from?” Alice asks. “Squawk!” the parrot replies, and flies away.

“Why you don’t stay with us?” Mindy asks.

Nigel is seen at the confessional. He says, “Mindy and Alice were so worried with the parrot, that they forgot that we were in danger.”

The scene returns to the parrot flying while it is being followed by Alice, Mindy and Nigel. The parrot turns into a pathway to the left. The three turn into the pathway. They see the exit, a giant opening with a checkered flag in it.

“The exit! We found it!” Mindy excitedly says, and squeals. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Welcome to the finish line!” Chris says.

“We won?” Alice asks.

“No. The whole team must be in to win,” Chris says, “But the advantage is that if your team loses, you three will have immunity.” Mindy squeals.

The scene changes to Catheryn and Orlando slowing walking through the maze.

“Do you think someone have found the exit?” Catheryn asks.

“Nah. They aren’t that smart,” Orlando replies.

“Believe me, they are,” Catheryn replies.

They look at a checkered flag. “The exit,” Orlando says.

“Finally!” Catheryn states. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Welcome Catheryn and Orlando,” Chris says.

“Hello,” Mindy says to Catheryn and Orlando.

“I told you,” Catheryn says to Orlando.

“I wonder where Lori, Zach, Faust and Ben are,” Mindy says.

“Who?” Catheryn confusedly asks.

“It’s the four teammates that haven’t arrived yet,” Alice replies, “Mindy likes to give nicknames people.”

“Yes, Cathy,” Mindy completes.

“Catheryn, please. Cathy is a fat girl name,” Catheryn replies.

The time has passed, and it’s nighttime. The Angry Birds are seen walking through a dark part of the maze with purple walls. Woodrow and Fantine are ahead, while everybody else is following them.

“Where are we?” Joanne asks.

“I think we are lost, yo!” Danny L. says.

“We aren’t lost. I know where we are,” Fantine replies.

“Great,” Mona says.

“Now I know y Chris-bro has server that banquet, yo,” Danny L. says.

“I knew we shouldn’t trust him,” Sid angrily states.

The scene changes to the Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah, with a dirty clothes and messy hair.

“It sucks,” Lorelai says.

“Looks like we got the pathway with the most number of traps,” Zachariah says.

“Or somebody’s here keeps screwing up,” Faustino says, pointing to Benny.

“Woo. Stop. It’s all happening because you are unlucky. You are spreading you lack of lucky to us,” Benny replies.

“Dude, you are the one who activated all the traps,” Faustino says.

“Shut up,” Lorelai shouts.

“I have a plan. First, we have to find out where we are,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds. “I’m feeling. We are close,” Fantine says. She then runs faster, and her team quickly follows her. The exit is seen a few miles ahead of them.

“I can see the finish line,” Bitsy says.

“Me too,” Cliff says. They all run at the finish line. Joanne stumbles into a rock, and falls in her team, making everybody losing their balance and falling on the ground. She hits her head at the wall and collapses.

“Joanne?” Helen asks.

“She died?!?!” Mona nervously says.

“No, wait,” Woodrow says. He gets up, and walks to Joanne. “She’s still breathing.”

“The walls are made of a bad type of wood. It was hard enough to make her faint, but not enough to kill her,” Bitsy says.

“We are close to the end,” Starlight says.

“Woodrow, you are the strongest here. Carry her to the finish line,” Mona says.

“Okay,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the four Mad Raccoons member, walking at the middle of the maze.

“Gosh. I quit. Chris, let’s save us, because I’m not giving a single step anymore,” Zachariah shouts.

“What? Chris wouldn’t save us. He’s evil,” Lorelai says.

“But we can’t stand it anymore,” Faustino says. He leans against the wall. The wall then rotates 175 degrees, revealing a secret passage to the end of the maze.

“Look. It’s Chris,” Faustino says. The group passes through the wall, and arrives at Chris.

“And the Mad Raccoons wins the challenge,” Chris says.

The Angry Birds finally crosses the finish line.

“What happened?” Chris asks.

“She hits her head at the wall,” Woodrow says, carrying an unconscious Joanne in her arms.

“Emergency!” Chris worried shouts, “Chef, takes her to the infirmary.”

The scene changes to the infirmary room. Joanne is lying on a bed, conscious. Bitsy and Fantine enter at the Infirmary.

“Joanne?” Bitsy says, as she knocks the door, “May we come in?”

“Sure,” Joanne replies.

“Are you fine?” Fantine asks.

“Yes. I’m okay. I’ll be fine to go for the elimination ceremony,” Joanne says.

“Okay. Take care of yourself. Bye,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the elimination ceremony at the beach. Joanne is seen with bandages in her head.

“One more elimination. So, you guys know, if you don’t get a seashell, you are out,” Chris says, “The first seashell goes to… Woodrow, Helen, Starlight, Sid, Mona, Danny L., Bitsy, Cliff,” Chris tosses seashells. “Fantine, Joanne. One of you will be out. Who doesn’t gets a seashell will take the Helicopter of Losers. The last seashell goes too…” Fantine and Joanne are seen with a worried look at her face.

“Neither,” Chris says. Everybody else gasps.

“Ho-how? Why?” Joanne shocked asks.

“Fantine is voted out, and the doctor recommends that you’d leave the competition for medical reasons. And you both are boring, so let’s eliminate both,” Chris states.

“Not far,” Fantine says, with a angry look in her face. Both girls walk through the dock, and enter at the helicopter, with Heather and Lindsay already inside it. Chef closes the vehicle of losers’ door, and it leaves.

Helen is seen at the confessional. “That was way better than I planned. The two annoying dead-weights are out.” She gives an evil laugh.

Chris is seen at the dock, “That’s it. Five’s out, seventeen’s in. Who’s going next? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Chapter 6 – I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show
“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris says, “We had an a-mazeing challenge.” He laughs, “No, seriously. Well, Joanne hits her head at the wall. Fantine was annoying. And they both leave.” He pauses for a minute, and puts his hand in his chin. “Well, Joanne had to leave because of the injury. Anyway, it’s past. Who’ll be next? Find out, next here…”

Blaineley pushes Chris out of screen, and says, “You’ll see a lot of drama in this whole new episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The episode begins with the Mad Raccoons all reunited at the pool.

“Look what a beautiful, sunny day,” Alice, who was inside the pool, says.

“Anything could ruin the day,” Mindy, who is also in the pool with Alice, replies.

“Actually, there’s something that could ruin even the most perfect day… Chris!” Zachariah states.

“I’m glad we were able to win last challenge,” Catheryn says, while she’s sitting in a desk chair, taking a sunbath.

“I wonder is Joanne’s fine,” Alice says.

“And who got eliminated,” Benny completes.

“Well, I haven’t seen anybody from the other team since the challenge ended, yesterday,” Faustino says.

“Whatever. We won,” Orlando states.

“So, I forgot something at the room,” Catheryn says, as she gets up from the chair, “Be right back.”

Catheryn appears in the confessional. “I wasn’t going to the room. I felt something suspicious about Chris, last night. I know he’s hiding something. And I’ll find out what it is!” The scene changes to the Angry Birds girl at their room.

“So, we should stick up together. Since we lost the two girls last night, the boys are totally targeting us,” Helen says.

“Really? I don’t think, so,” Mona says, “They aren’t the type who would make plans against our backs.”

“Remember Milly from that reality set up in Boney Island? She was thought of as nice and sweet, but she was evil,” Bitsy states.

“Sure. But they wouldn’t betray us like this,” Mona says.

“Okay. But we should be aware, and prevent anything,” Helen exclaims.

“But I couldn’t betray the guys this way,” Starlight states.

“Okay. I respect yours decisions. But we’ll be there, if you need any help,” Helen says. She walk away, and leaves the room.

“She’s afraid about what the guys could do,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the angry Birds boys’ room. They are all seen sleeping. Woodrow suddenly wakes up. “Wake up, dudes!” The Cowboy shouts.

“Ah, what?!?!” Danny L. looks tired and confused.

“WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?” Sid angrily shouts.

“It’s 10 o’clock. We might be late for breakfast,” Woodrow replies.

Cliff, who’s still sleeping, snores. “WAKE UP!” Woodrow screams. Cliff quickly wakes up, and falls from the bed. Woodrow and Danny L. laughs.

“Ghrunf,” Sid grumbles. He enters at the bathroom, and the lock’s noise is heard.

The scene changes to Chris walking through inside the hotel, while Catheryn sneakily follows him. Chris enters at his room, and takes a hidden elevator, behind his wardrobe. Catheryn enters at Chris’ room, and takes the elevator.

The scene cuts to Catheryn in the confessional, “So, I followed Chris, and found out two secrets. He was hiding it from us the whole time. And I can’t believe we didn’t even found out that before.”

The scene cuts back to Catheryn, inside the elevator. The elevator shows that she arrived the last floor, and the door opens. Catheryn carefully steps out. She looks up and spots a penthouse on the last floor

“Hey, sweet. I’m here,” Chris’s voice is heard coming from inside the house. Catheryn walks up to the window, and looks inside the house, hiding.

“Time to the make-out section,” Chris says. He comes close to a secret, dark figure. Catheryn’s eyes widen, and she gasps.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons, except Catheryn and Mindy, in the pool.

“Where’s Catheryn?” Lorelai asks.

“She’s at the room,” Orlando replies.

“She’s not,” Alice says, as she joins the group, “I was there right now, and no sign of Catheryn.”

“Is she missing?” Mindy asks.

“Nah, she must been just walking around, taking some fresh air,” Zachariah replies. “Yeah,” Nigel completes, “She’s fine.”

The scene changes back to Catheryn at Chris’ secret penthouse. She is seen walking around it, without anybody noticing.

“So, he has a pool? And a hot tub?” Catheryn says. “I have lots of that at home.”

Chris voice is then heard whispering something. It then comes louder and louder.

“Chris is coming!?!?! What I’m gonna do?” Catheryn nervously says. She hides behind an artificial box hedge. Chris and the mysterious figure pass through her. She quickly gets out of the bush, and takes the elevator back. She sighs in relief and says, “That was close!”

The scene changes to Starlight and Woodrow at the beach.

“You did a great job last night. You know, leading the team,” Starlight says.

“It’s nothing,” Woodrow replies, “I did it for the team.”

“But it was nice of you. There aren’t many people with team spirit anymore,” Starlight states.

“Well, I guess there aren’t.” Woodrow and Starlight giggles. Cliff joins the group, “So, what’s up, friends?”

“Hey Cliff,” Starlight says, as she smiles.

“Lunch time!” Chris’ voice is heard over the loudspeaker.

“We should go,” Woodrow says. They all left.

The scene changes to the restaurant, which both teams sitting at their respective tables, eating the Chef Hatchet’s special meal. The camera zooms in at the Angry Birds’ table.

“Seriously, that was so unfair when both Joanne and Fantine leaved,” Mona says.

“I know, right? Now we’re outnumbered,” Woodrow says.

“The only thing we can do is try our hardest to win the next challenges,” Starlight says.

The cameras changes to the Mad Raccoons’ table.

“Were you’ve gone, Catheryn?” Benny asks.

“I was just walking around,” Catheryn replies.

“Yeah, I know,” Zachariah sarcastically says.

“What do you mean by ‘I know’?” Catheryn asks.

“Nothing,” the radical guy replies, “nothing.”

“Okay, so,” Catheryn replies. She then appears at the confessional, “It’s obvious that Zachariah is hiding something.”

Lorelai is sitting next to Zachariah. “What are you hiding?”

“Catheryn wasn’t walking around,” Zachariah replies, “she was at Chris’ room, with Chris.”

“Do you think they are…?” Lorelai pauses and thinks for a moment, “No. That’d be weird, and wrong.”

“No. That’s ridiculous. I meant that Catheryn is probably bribing Chris to make it further,” Zachariah says.

“Well, she’s pretty rich. She even paid for a new vehicle of losers,” Lorelai states.

“But it doesn’t make sense. Why would she lose money to win money?” Zachariah asks.

“Well. Maybe her father has some sort of agreement with Chris,” Lorelai says.

“We should keep an eye on this girl,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. “Catheryn is doing something suspicious. She better take care of herself, because I’ll find out what she’s hiding, and then, she’ll pay for this.”

The scene changes back to the restaurant. Chris enters at it, along with Crystal and Blaineley.

“Good morning!” Chris says.

“Not so good, right now,” Catheryn replies.

“It’s challenge time. Follow me if you want to win,” Chris says.

“Another life-threatening challenge,” Bitsy says.

“No. It’s just a twenty questions game,” Crystal says.

“It was a secret, Crystal,” Chris annoyed says, “I would scare them all with a fake challenge.”

“You just ruined your father’s joy,” Blaineley says, “Good job!”

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley, Crystal, and the contestant at the beach. It has two podiums in opposite sides of the beach, each with a flag of one of the teams in the front.

“The challenge is simple. It’s a twenty questions game. Each team will chose an animal. The other team will have to ask twenty questions, in order to find out what is the animal. The team who guesses the animal from the other team first, wins immunity. If neither of the teams guesses the animal after twenty questions, they’ll have the chance to do one more question, and it will go on, until someone guesses the animal right.” Chris explains.

“So hard,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Anyway, go discuss about your animal,” Chris says.

The Birds are seen together, discussing.

“We need a hard animal that they would never guess,” Cliff says.

“What about the mountain goat?” Bitsy asks.

“Sure. The mountain goat, it is,” Woodrow states.

Meanwhile, at the Raccoons’ side.

“Let me think,” Benny says, “What about dromedary?”

“Sure. Everybody agrees with dromedary?” Catheryn replies. Everybody nods in agreement.

“Done!” both teams say in unison.

“Okay. So, get in your places. Since the Raccoons won last challenge, they’ll be starting this one. Remember, after the Birds answers, they’ll be asking, and the Raccoons will be answering. No lies and cheating are allowed,” Chris explains, “So, let’s gonna start.”

Catheryn raises her hand. “Is you animal a mammal?”

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“Birds, your turn,” Chris says.

“Does your animal lives in the water?” Starlight asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

“Can your animal fly?” Benny asks.

“No,” Woodrow answers, and asks back “Does your animal have feathers?”

“No,” Benny answers.

“Hmm… Is your animal carnivorous?” Faustino asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal herbivorous?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Catheryn replies.

“Does your animal lives at the jungle?” Lorelai asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Yo, yo, my turn as the asker. Is your animal bigger than a tiger?” Danny L. asks. Everybody stares at Danny L. with a raised eyebrow. “What? It’s rap.”

“Eh, yes,” Benny answers, and asks, “Does your animal have fur?”

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal domesticated?” Mindy asks

“No,” Cliff answers.

“Does your animal have colorful fur?” Starlight asks.

“No,” Catheryn answers.

“Is your animal aggressive?” Lorelai asks.

“Yes,” Bitsy answers. Bitsy is then seen at the confessional, “I think it is, at least.”

“Yo, Is yo animal a fish?” Danny L. asks.

Helen glares at Danny L. “They said their animal has fur. Do you know any fish that has fur?!”

“Yo, no. I don’t know an fish,” Danny L. replies. Helen puts her hand at his forehead.

“Anyway, the answer is obviously no,” Catheryn states.

“Is your animal a feline?” Benny asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is our animal from the canidae family?

“No,” Benny answers.

“Can your animal swim?” Zachariah asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal rare?” Mona asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

“Anybody wants to ask something?” Catheryn asks for her team.

“Is your animal omnivorous?” Alice asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Does your animal lives in cold climates?” Cliff asks.

“No,” Benny answers, “It’s the opposite.”

“Thanks for the tip,” Mona says.

Orlando glares at Benny, and yells at him, “Are you dumb? Don’t need to tell them too much info. A simple ‘no’ is all they need. Your idiot.”

“How rude,” Alice comments at the confessional.

“Hey. The show must go on,” Chris says.

“Well… Does your animal can roar?” Lorelai asks.

“No,” Woodrow answers.

“Does your animal lives at the jungle?” Mona asks.

“No,” Catheryn replies.

“Is your animal from the Savannah?” Nigel asks.

“No. Does your animal lives at the desert?” Woodrow asks.

“Yes,” Benny replies.

“Is your animal a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action?” Mindy asks.

“What the heck?” her team asks in confusions.

“I like cartoons,” Mindy says.

“Well, the answer is no,” Bitsy answers.

“Does your animal have two humps?” Mona asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

Woodrow was seen at the confessional, “I thought their animal was a camel. They tricked us in this one.”

Mona was seen at the confessional, “Benny’s hint did make it a lot easier for us. We thought their animal was a polar bear.”

“Does your animal have white fur?” Benny asks.

“Some kinds,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal domesticated?” Cliff asks.

“Yes, in some places,” Benny answers.

“Is your animal wild?” Alice asks.

“Yes, kinda,” bitsy answers.

“Is your animal able to conserve a lot of water?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Can we make a guess now?” Mindy asks.

“Yes,” Chris replies.

“Great. Let’s try,” Catheryn says to her team.

“Is your animal one of the following: bear, giraffe, or lion?” Benny asks.

“No,” Bitsy says, and quickly asks, “Is your animal related to the camel?”

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Does your animal have a brownish fur?” Woodrow asks.

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Does your animal have horns?” Catheryn asks.

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“We all know the animal. Let’s do the last question,” Helen says.

“Is your animal one of the following: camel, llama, dromedary, or alpaca?” Bitsy asks

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Let’s try a guess,” Catheryn says, “Is your animal a reindeer?”

“No,” Bitsy answers, and quickly asks back “Is your animal a dromedary?”

“Yes,” Benny answers.

Chris walks up to the Birds, “And the birds are the winners of this weird challenge. I don’t know if anybody understand what happened here, but anyway.” The Birds cheers.

"Thanks to the mountain goat," Bitsy says.

“I told you, we are in a team of losers,” Orlando says to Catheryn.

“Oh, and just for the winners, we have special packages from home,” Chris says. He tosses boxes from each of the Birds’ members. They all open their boxes, revealing that Bitsy received a handheld video-game, Danny L. received a golden chain with the dollar sign, Sid received a knife, Starlight received a headband with peace signs stamps, Mona received a guitar, Cliff received a blanket, Helen received a purple cellphone, and Woodrow received a khaki cowboy hat. “Congratulations. And as always, you’ll get allowed access to the pool, and pool parties. Raccoons, see you at the Elimination Ceremony.”

The scene changes to the Raccoons’ girls at their room.

“Who are you voting for, girls?” Lorelai asks.

“I’m voting for Benny,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah. What he did in the challenge was pretty dumb,” Lorelai says.

“It was an accident, though,” Alice says.

“Yeah, Alice has a point,” Mindy says.

“So, who you gonna vote for?” Catheryn asks to Lorelai.

“I’m not sure, I’ll think about it before,” Lorelai replies.

The scene changes to the boy’s room from the Raccoons.

Orlando is seen yelling at Benny, “Gosh, you’re totally stupid. We had the game in our hands, and you screwed it.”

“It was an accident. I’m really sorry,” Benny sadly says.

Orlando is seen at the confessional, “I hate lower class people. They’re so undeserving to having me on their team.” The scene changes back to the boy’s room. “I’ll go take some fresh air,” Orlando says, as he leaves the room.

“He’s mean,” Faustino says.

“I know, right?” Benny says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Let’s take a walk before the Ceremony,” Zachariah says. The boys leave the room. Alice and Mindy both leave their room at the same time as the boys.

“Hey, guys. Where are you going?” Alice asks.

“We’ll take a walk, around the island,” Faustino says.

“Oh, okay,” Alice says. The boys, except Nigel, walk away.

“So, you’re not going with them?” Mindy asks to Nigel.

“Nah,” Nigel replies, “I need to talk with you.”

“I’m going to take a walk, so,” Alice says, smiling. She leaves.

“I still really like you, Mindy. And I was thinking if we could try out again,” Nigel says.

“Well, you don’t think we are going too fast?” Mindy asks.

“Well, yeah. But we can start at the beginning now,” Nigel says.

“Well, I really like you, and I miss you too. But, if you don’t think we’re jumping too fast at it, then I’ll give another chance to us,” Mindy replies. She kisses Nigel in his cheek, and he blushes.

“Oh, my two friends together, so cute,” Alice’s voice is heard, out of screen. Mindy giggles.

The scene cuts to Blaineley, chef and the contestants around the campfire, at the elimination ceremony.

“So, Chris was having some problems with lawsuits from Heather. So, I’ll be taking control from today’s Elimination Ceremony. As you know, if you don’t get a seashell, you are out. The first seashell goes to… Lorelai, Nigel, Zachariah, Mindy, Alice, Faustino, Catheryn.” Blaineley tosses seashells to the mentioned contestants. “The last seashell goes to…” Orlando is seen with a annoyed look, while Benny is with a worried look.

“Benny,” Blaineley says, as she tosses a seashell to Benny.

“I was too awesome to this, anyway,” Orlando angrily says.

“But really, why him?” Catheryn asks.

“Because he’s annoying, and keeps whining about how he’s beter than us, and about all his money,” Alice replies.

“Well, I don’t want to reveal this, but I have to… Orlando’s family is bankrupt,” Catheryn says. Everybody else gasps.

“I told you to keep this in secret,” Orlando angrily says to Catheryn.

“How do you know that about him,” Zachariah says.

“My family lent money to his family. We dated briefly when we were young, but then we broke up because he became a stuck-up, rude guy,” Catheryn says.

“Is that true, Orlando?” Mindy asks.

“It… it is,” Orlando reluctantly says, “and I still love Catheryn.” Catheryn gasps.

“Do you… really?” Catheryn asks. Catheryn and Orlando lean to kiss. Chef Hatchet then takes Orlando by his arm and throws him inside the helicopter. Catheryn waves at him, as the helicopter leaves.

“That ends with another dramatic episode,” Blaineley says, “Admit it, I did a greater job at the elimination than Chris. Well, I hope the producers realize that and replace Chris with me. Find out if this will happen, in the next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Chapter 7 – Scavenger Manhunt
Blaineley is seen at hotel hall. It’s seen to be night time. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” she says in a low voice, almost whispering, “The contestants went into a twenty questions game. The birds won with the mountain goat. It was down to Benny and Orlando, but the rich spoiled got the boot in the end.” She grins, and continues, “You may is wondering, where is Chris? Stay tuned, and look at the episode, where everything will be answered, only here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The contestants are seen at the beach together. Bitsy is seen playing her handheld video-game. Benny and Faustino are next to her, seeing her playing.

“Why did Chris called us?” Helen annoyed asks.

Chris walks up. “I have an important announcement.”

“Is this the merge?” Catheryn asks.

“Or maybe someone’s returning,” Woodrow suggests.

“Nah, you’re all wrong. I decided to add a new twist to the show.” A dramatic song plays. Chirs glares at the side, where Chef is seen with a radio, listening to the song mentioned. Chef realizes Chris is glaring at him, and turns off the song. He glares at Chris. Chis look back at the contestants. “As I was saying, I’ve hid immunity idols through the whole island. If you find it, you’ll be able to save yourself from elimination. Remember to use it wisely.”

Catheryn is seen at the confessional. “Interesting!” She smirks.

“Anyway, that’s it! Stay with the activities you were doing.” Chris walks off.

Helen is seen the confessional, with folded arms and an angry look at her face. “I must find the idol!”

The Angry Birds are seen at the pool.

Bitsy is playing her game, sitting in a desk chair. She says, “Now it can be called a ‘Paradise’. I missed you so much, my game.” She hugs the mini-game device.

“It’s pretty epic,” Woodrow replies. He’s sitting in a desk chair next to Bitsy.

Helen walks in, and says “Bitsy, can I talk with you in particular?”

“Sure.” Bitsy gets up, and walks off with Helen. “We should go find the idols, for us,” Helen says.

“Why?” Bitsy clueless asks.

“I’ve heard that they are targeting us. If we lose, one of use is going home.” Helen folds her arms, and rolls her eyes. “Mona and Starlight are in an alliance against us.”

“What?!?!?!” Bitsy shouts in surprise, “I thought they were nice girls.”

“Sadly, it is. But you can always trust me,” Helen says. They hug, and Helen smirks.

Starlight and Cliff are sitting next to the pool, with their feet inside the water.

“So, you have been acting kinda different lately,” Cliff says.

“What?!” Starlight nervously says, “That… that was me.”

“No. That wasn’t you. I know you well enough, and I’m sure you are not this way,” Cliff says.

“I was just worried with my family,” Starlight quickly replies.

“Okay. Sure. I’m worried with my family too.” Cliff gets up, and walks off. “I’m going take a nap. See you later.”

“See you.” Starlight looks down. She is then seen at the confessional. “I’m feeling bad. They both really like me. I’m feeling like I’m playing them.” She looks down, and sighs.

The Mad Raccoons’ boys are seen at their room.

Zachariah is seen standing in the couch. He says, “Guys. I have something to tell.”

“What?” Faustino asks.

“Orlando’s finally gone. And I think Catheryn should be next,” Zachariah says.

“Why?” Benny asks.

“Because she’s planning something behind our backs. I know it,” Zachariah replies.

“I say yes. But we need more votes,” Faustino says.

“Lorelai’s in already. We need the others two girls’ votes,” Zachariah states, “Do you think you can convince them, Nigel?”

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

The time passes to night. The contestants are all sleeping. Chef’s voice is then heard over the loudspeaker. “Challenge time. Meet me at the restaurant… NOW!”

The contestants are seen gathering in front of Blaineley, Chef and Crystal at the restaurant.

“It’s three o’ morning. What’s wrong with you?” Sid annoyed says.

“Today, you’ll be playing the detectives. Welcome to the ‘Find a Clue’ challenge,” Blaineley says.

“Not that I care, but, where’s Chris?” Mona asks.

“Chris is having some problems with lawsuits from the old contestants, and had to go to a judgment. He took a helicopter and left the island for a few days,” Blaineley says.

“So, that means you’re hosting this until he gets back?” Lorelai asks.

“Yes. Moi, the best hostess the show will ever have,” Blaineley replies.

“Yes. You’re a diva. You’re epic. You’re my inspiration for life.” Catheryn says.

“Awww. I appreciate that. Glad to know that you’re my fan,” Blaineley says.

“Everybody should be your fan,” Catheryn states.

“I know, right?” Blaineley replies.

“I’d prefer if you just shut up and explain the challenge,” Sid annoyed says. Everybody else nods.

Blaineley rolls her eyes and fold her arms. “Whatever.”

“Please, the sooner the challenge starts, the sooner it’s ending,” Lorelai states.

“Okay. Today’s challenge: a Scavenger Hunt. You’ll be searching for three keys at three locations: the forest, the swamp, and the falls. Then, you’ll have to find the final souvenir, a treasure chest inside the hotel. You’ll use the keys to open this treasure chest. Inside, there’s the immunity pass… and something else,” Blaineley says.

“Could you tell us what’s this ‘something else’?” Catheryn asks.

“You’ll find out later,” Blaineley replies, “So… go!” The contestants run into the forest.

“I’m going back to my sleep,” Chef says, as he leaves. Blaineley thinks for a moment and says, “Me too.” She leaves.

The Angry Birds are seen walking through the forest. They arrive at the a clearing.

“If I was a clue, where I’d be…” Danny L. states.

“I’ve played many games of this kind. They always hide the clue in a place where we’d never find,” Bitsy says.

“The first clue is somewhere in the bush that is as colorful as an apple,” a girly, high-pitched, female voice is heard over the loudspeaker.

“Who’s that?” Cliff asks.

“It’s Crystal. I’ll give hints about where are the clues about where are the keys,” she says.

“Okay. Thanks,” Mona says.

“So, let’s think about it… ‘the bush that is as colorful as an apple’? What could that means?” Woodrow asks.

“I don’t know. I’m just saying what Blaineley told me to say,” Crystal replies.

“So, apples are red. And there’s this red bush,” Helen says, pointing to a red bush.

“Yo, you’re smart… and hottie,” Danny L. says.

Helen says in the confessional, “And I realized that Danny possibly has a crush on me.”

Helen walks to Danny. “Thank you, sweet.” She blinks one of the eyes at him. Danny L. blushes, and smiles.

Danny L. says in the confessional, “Helen likes me, yo.”

“Let’s take the clue,” Woodrow says. He jumps into the red bush. “Here!” he shouts, while he gets out of the bush, holding a piece of paper. “It says, ‘The first key is hanging on’.”

Mona looks up and says, “In that tree.” She points to a tree, where the key is seen tied to a tree branch.

“I’ll take it,” Starlight says.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons, arriving at the forest.

“Congratulations,” Crystal says over the loudspeaker.

“Crystal? What are you doing there?” Mindy asks.

“I’ll help you with the challenge. So, the first clue is somewhere in the bush that is as colorful as an apple,” Crystal says.

“So… I didn’t got the clue,” Zachariah states.

“Me neither,” Lorelai states.

“Apple… color… bush,” Crystal says. The Raccoons stares with a worried look. “The clue is at the red bush,” Crystal says with an annoyed tone.

“Oh,” the Raccoons say in unison.

“I’ll catch it,” Benny says. He runs, and jumps at the bush. He gets out with the paper at his hands.

“Read it!” Alice says.

“Let me see… ‘The first key is hanging on’. What does that means?” Benny confused asks.

“The clue is hanging with its friends. So sweet,” Mindy says. Everybody glares at her. “Okay, I’ll shut up,” she annoyed says.

“So, hanging on?” Lorelai asks.

“Think. The key isn’t falling from the sky, or anything,” Alice says. A Gull with a key in the beak lands on her shoulder.

“A GULL! AND IT’S SO FLUFFY!” Mindy shouts.

“Well, thank you, Mr. Gull,” Zachariah says. Gull flies away.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the swamp.

“And here are we!” Woodrow says, “The swamp!”

“The next clue is inside the biggest tree’s hollow,” Crystal announces over the loudspeaker.

Bitsy points to a tree hollow. “I think it’s this one.”

“Lemme catch this!” Danny L. says. He takes a paper from the hollow.

“What’s the clue?” Helen says.

“Read it yourself,” Danny L. says. Helen takes the clue from his hands. “It says, ‘The key is inside the bear’s cave, next to the tree where you found the clue’.”

“Bear’s… cave? Who’s going there?” Woodrow nervously asks. Everybody remains silent.

“Sure, I’ll go. I’m good with animals,” Starlight says. She enters inside the cave.

“Is it bad that I let her go alone?” Woodrow asks.

“Yes,” Helen coldly says.

Starlight runs away from the cave, screaming, with the key in his hand.

“Yo, what’s happened?” Danny L. asks.

“The bear is coming!” Starlight yells. The whole team screams in horror. Starlight stops to run, and starts to laugh. “There’s no bear. I was just playing with you, guys,” she says, laughing.

“That was… funny,” Mona says.

“So, let’s go?” Cliff asks. The team nods. The Mad Raccoons then arrives.

“So, here are you,” Lorelai says.

“Good luck with the key. We already have ours,” Woodrow says. The Birds walks away.

Lorelai rolls her eyes, “Crystal, could you help us, please?”

“Okay. The next clue is inside the biggest tree’s hollow,” Crystal says over the loudspeaker.

“That one?” Faustino says.

“I think. There’s only one way to find out,” Zachariah says. He pushes Faustino at the tree hollow.

Lorelai glares at Zachariah, “What’s the matter with you?”

“Someone had to go,” Zachariah replies.

“I find the clue!” Faustino says out of screen.

“Great. Now get out of there,” Alice says. Faustino gets out of the hollow with bee stings in his face.

“What happened?” Benny asks.

“There’s a hive in this tree,” Faustino replies, “I’m fine. Just some bee stings.”

“What’s the clue?” Catheryn asks.

Faustino read the clue, “‘The key is inside the bear’s cave, next to the tree where you found the clue.’” Everybody looks at Alice. “What? Okay, I’ll go,” Alice says. Alice enters the cave, and quickly gets out.

“That was fast,” Benny says.

“And the bear?” Lorelai asks.

“That’s the funny thing. It’s the bear’s cave, but there’s no bear in it,” Alice replies.

“Anyway, let’s go,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the falls.

“Now I know why this is called ‘Paradise Falls’,” Bitsy says.

“The clue is inside the bluest shell around the falls,” Crystal announces.

“What does that means?” Helen angrily shouts.

“We should search for a blue shell,” Mona says, “That’s kinda obvious.”

The Mad Raccoons arrives at the falls when the Birds are searching the blue shell.

“The clue is inside the bluest shell around the falls,” Crystal announces. She then says in an angrily tone, “Now find it quickly because I wanna sleep!”

Benny says, “Here is it!” He raises his hands, holding a shell. Helen takes the shell from his hands and says, “Thank you!”

“We got robbed!” Catheryn shouts.

“Wait, we don’t need to find the clue,” Zachariah whispers, “We can follow them, and see where the key are.”

“Good idea,” Lorelai says in agreement.

The Birds are in the forest, close to the falls.

“’The last two souvenirs you are searching are together, in the place where you eat’,”

“The key is with the chest, at the restaurant,” Woodrow shouts.

“Let’s go!” Bitsy says. The Birds runs away.

Zachariah pops out of a bush. “See? That was easier than find a shell,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai pops out of the bush, and says, “Sure. Quick, to the restaurant.” The whole team gets out of the bush, and runs.

Zachariah says at the confessional, “There are three ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Zachariah’s way, who is the best. It’s almost the same as the wrong way, but epicer.”

The Birds arrives at the restaurant. Crystal pops out from the kitchen. She says, “Congratulations to arriving at the last step.”

“So, any clues?” Bitsy asks.

“It’s in the kitchen,” Crystal says. The Birds runs into the kitchen. The Mad Raccoons arrives at the restaurant.

“Congratulations to arriving at the last step,” Crystal says.

“Thanks,” Mindy replies.

“It’s on the kitchen,” Crystal says. The Raccoons runs into the kitchen.

Inside the kitchen, Danny L. is seen looking inside a cupboard. “If I were a treasure chest, where I’d be?”

“I’m so cold,” Crystal shouts.

“Wanna a coat, yo?” Danny L. asks.

“I got it,” Woodrow says. He runs to the fridge. He tries to open the door, but it’s chained.

“The key,” Mona says. Starlight tosses the key at Woodrow.

“We can’t lost again,” Lorelai angrily says. She grabs Zachariah by his hood, and throws him at the fridge. He falls on Woodrow.

“I’m not with the key,” Zachariah says.

“But I am,” Bitsy says. She runs to the fridge, and unlocks it. She takes the chest, and tosses it to Starlight. She says, “Take it, Starlight.” Starlight runs away from the kitchen, and opens the treasure chest.

“Starlight won the challenge for the Birds. You all have immunity,” Crystal says.

“Wow, what’s this?” Starlight asks.

“I must talk privately with the birds, before the Raccoons go to the elimination ceremony. And please, bring the ‘treasure’ with you,” Blaineley says, entering at the restaurant.

The scene changes to Blaineley and the Angry Birds sitting around the pool.

“So, here are we. Inside the treasure, there’s an immunity idol,” Blaineley says. Starlight takes the idol from his back. “Actually, this is not for you. You’ll give the idol to someone from the other team. Choose wisely, because it can change the whole game,” Blaineley explains.

“We’ll think about it,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the campfire ceremony at the beach. “As you know, whoever who doesn’t gets a seashell is out,” Blaineley explains.

“Yes, and will never come back. We all know that,” Zachariah says.

Blaineley folds her arms. She continues, “Anyway, the first seashell goes to… Nigel, Lorelai, Faustino, Mindy, Alice, Zachariah” Blaineley tosses seashells to the mentioned constestants. “Benny, Catheryn. One of you will be leaving today. The last seashell goes to…”

“Benny!” Blaineley tosses the seashell to the Asian boy.

“What? Me?” Catheryn confusedly shouts.

“Bye, bye!” Zachariah says.

“I’m sorry,” Blaineley says.

“Do you really think I’m leaving today?” Catheryn sarcastically laughs.

“What? No, don’t tell me you have-” Lorelai says.

“Yes. I have the immunity idol.” Catheryn takes the idol from his back.

“That was predictable,” Nigel comments.

“So, due to this, Benny’s leaving,” Blaineley announces.

“Oh. But I was doing so great,” Benny says.

“Actually, the author couldn’t think of a better reason to you stay,” Blaineley states.

“Bye guys.” Benny sniffles. “I hope I get to return in the All-Stars.”

“A ‘Worst of the Worst’ season would be more fitting for you,” Catheryn says.

Benny enters at the Helicopter of Shame, and leaves.

Blaineley pops out in front of the camera. “That ends with another rather weird episode, but since I was hosting this, it ended up being the best so far. So, watch the next episode, and don’t forget, send emails to the production to replace Chris with moi.”

Chapter 8 – Super Drama Bros.
“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris introduces, “The contestant went into a Scavenger Hunt with Blaineley, Chef and Crystal. In the end, Benny went home, thanks to the immunity idol played by Catheryn. Yeah, a mostly boring episode due to the lack of moi, but my daughter did a great job.” Chris wipes a tear of his eye. “My little Crystal. She’s following dad’s steps. Anyway, don’t miss this epic episode, of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The episode begins with the Mad Raccoons leaving the campfire from the elimination ceremony. Everybody is glaring at Catheryn. They enter at the hotel, where the Angry Birds are about to go to their rooms.

“Yo, what happened?” Danny L. asks.

“Benny left,” Zachariah replies. He says in the confessional, “That does sounds weird that Catheryn had the idol in the exactly moment we were going to vote her off. I’m still thinking she has a sort of agreement with Chris.”

“Catheryn played her immunity idol,” Alice says.

Woodrow says in the confessional, “Actually, we gave the idol to Faustino, as he’s the weakest member of the team. Catheryn did found it by herself. And if she got the first, she must be pretty close to the second.”

“Anyway, we should go sleep,” Helen says to Bitsy. “Yes,” Bitsy replies. Both girls leave.

“I’m going to,” Mona says.

“I’ll stay here, a little bit,” Starlight says.

“I’ll stay with you,” Cliff says.

“No, you can go sleep. I’ll stay here with her,” Woodrow says, sitting next to Starlight.

“Don’t worry. I’m going to sleep,” Starlight says. She gets up and leaves. She says in the confessional, “Them both like me. And I like them both too. But I can’t date two guys. I’m kinda cheating them. That makes me feel bad.” Starlight is seen leaving the confessional. Catheryn is seen hiding behind the door. “Another juicy secret,” she says, and evilly grins.

The scene changes to the morning. Mindy and Nigel are seen walking at the beach.

“The sky. It’s so beautiful,” Mindy says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“So… I really like you,” Mindy says.

“Me to,” Nigel says.

They lean to kiss. Alice and Lorelai arrives at the beach.

“Good morning, buddies,” Alice says.

“Oh. Good morning, Alice and Lori,” Mindy says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“Were you about to kiss? Are you a couple again?” Alice asks.

Mindy and Nigel blushes. “Well, not really,” Mindy says. Nigel nods in agreement.

“Oh, come on. You both like each other a lot. And you’re both meant to the other. So stop this ‘we’re going to fast’ excuse and make out already,” Lorelai states.

“Yes. If you both like each other, you should date,” Alice happily says.

“Yeah. I love you, Mindy,” Nigel says.

“I love you too,” Mindy excitedly says. She hugs Nigel. “But, we’re not going too fast,” she completes. Nigel smiles.

Alice wipes a tear from her face. “I love when happy couples get formed.”

The scene changes to the Birds’ guys sleeping at their room, except for Sid, who is looking through the window. He is then seen in the confessional. “I miss my family. My mother, my brothers. They are everything for me. I don’t want to be here, but my family really need the money. I must win this, for them.” He sighs.

Back at the room, Woodrow is waking up. He looks at Sid in front of the window.

“Whatcha’ looking at?” the cowboy asks.

“I… nothing. I couldn’t sleep. The whole competition, it’s too stressing,” Sid replies.

“Yeah. Chris is not a nice man,” Woodrow states.

Danny L. wakes up. “Yo, yo, yo. Good morning, brothas,” he says.

“Hey Danny,” Woodrow says.

“It was such a great sleep, yo,” Danny L. says.

“Whatever,” Sid annoyed says.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons’ girl’s room. Catheryn is at the bathroom with her hair dryer on extremely louder.

“Could you turn that off?” Lorelai dryly says from her bed, covering her ears.

“There are people here who want to sleep,” Alice angrily says.

Catheryn look at the girls. She rolls her eyes, and turns off the hair dryer.

Catheryn says, “Party poppers.”

The scene changes to Lorelai at the confessional. “Catheryn is so going home,” she says.

Catheryn is seen at the confessional, with a bushy hair, with folded arms and an angry look at her face. “Hello, I need to dry my hair. I know I’m extremely pretty, but my hair is a little bit evil.”

The scene changes to the Angry Birds’ girls at their room. They are all sleeping, except for Helen. Starlight wakes up.

“The girls are still sleeping?” she says to herself. She gets up, and enters at the bathroom. Bitsy then wakes up. She stretches, and quickly takes her handheld video-game and starts playing. Mona wakes up with the noises from the game.

“Bitsy?” Mona says, “I was sleeping.”

“Sorry,” Bitsy says, “I’ll lower the volume.”

“Nah. I’m awake now. I’m not going to sleep again,” Mona states.

Helen enters at the room. “Good morning, ‘BFFs’,” she sarcastically says.

“Good morning, ‘bestie’,” Mona sarcastically replies.

“I wonder why Chef hasn’t called us to breakfast yet,” Bitsy says.

“He’s probably plotting a challenge unsafe enough to kill us… or at least injury badly,” Helen says.

Starlight gets out of the bathroom, with a towel around her body.

“If you don’t care, I’ll take a bath now,” Helen says. She enters at the bathroom, and slams the door.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons’ boys. Zachariah is standing in his bed, while everybody else is sitting at their beds.

“Gentlemen and gentlemen! There’s something evil surrounding us, also known as ‘Catheryn’!” Zachariah says.

“Catheryn? She may be a spoiled bratty, but I’m sure she’s not evil,” Faustino says.

“But she is, and we must defeat her,” Zachariah says.

“Why she’s evil, exactly?” Faustino asks.

“She’s paying for Chris so she can stay longer at the competition,” Zachariah says.

“But, that doesn’t make sense. She’s giving money to Chris, to win money?” Faustino says.

Zachariah thinks for a moment. “Well… I haven’t thought of that. But I know she’s doing something evil.”

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Okay. If we lose the next challenge, she’s gone,” Faustino says.

Chef’s voice is heard over the loudspeaker, “Breakfast time. Be at the restaurant… NOW!”

At the restaurant, the Angry Birds and the Mad Raccoons’ girls are seen at their respective tables. The Raccoons’ boys enters the restaurant.

“G’day, mates,” Nigel says, waving at the girls.

“You are Australian?” Alice asks.

“No,” Nigel replies, “I’m British, actually.”

“Tell more about your life. We’re so interested to hear your story,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Shut up,” Zachariah says. The boys sit at their tables.

“So, everybody’s here now. What do we have for breakfast?” Mona asks. Chef puts a bowl with a green mush on the table.

“What’s this?” Catheryn disgusted says, pointing at the meal.

“I don’t know. But it doesn’t looks good,” Woodrow says.

Faustino tries to take the mush with his fork. The meal grabs his head, and slams it at the table. Zachariah picks a knife, and cut the mysterious dish.

“I’m fine,” Faustino says, and smiles. He is with a black eye, and with a gap in his teeth.

“Faustino, you lost a tooth,” Mindy says.

“Poor little boy,” Starlight says.

Catheryn gets up. She stands at the chair.

“What are you doing?” Lorelai coldly asks.

I’m doing the right thing,” Catheryn replies. She shouts, “Guys, I found out something spicy. Did you know that Starlight is dating Cliff and Woodrow at the same time?”

“What!?” Woodrow and Cliff shout simultaneously.

“Yeah, that’s true,” Catheryn says.

“Is that true?” a devastated Cliff asks.

“Well, not really,” Starlight replies.

“You were playing us all the time?” an also devastated Woodrow asks.

Starlight nervously replies, “No, I-“

“I thought you were a nice girl!” Lorelai comments.

“How could you?” Helen says.

Starlight runs away from the restaurant, crying. She says in the confessional, “I couldn’t have lied to them.”

Chris enters at the restaurant. “Challenge time!” he says.

“Not a good time for this,” Alice says.

Chris looks at the contestants. “Someone’s missing.”

“Starlight,” Mona says.

“Whatever… You all, follow me,” Chris says.

“And Starlight?” Helen asks.

“Well, your team has one more member than the other. Both are even now,” Chris says.

The contestants are gathering around Chris, in front of an obstacle course. Starlight walks up to the group. Everybody glares at her, except Mona, who looks at her with a sympathetic face.

“In today’s challenge, you’ll be roleplaying a famous video-game. Welcome to… Super Nario Bros. challenge!” Chris says.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Bitsy squeals.

“The challenge is simple. Each team will have a hero, a princess and a villain. The challenge: both heroes will have to pass through the obstacle course, and reach the finish line. In the other side, the villain from the opposing team will be waiting for the hero in front of a castle. The hero will have to defeat the villain, enter the castle and rescue the princess. Whichever team completes the challenge in the shortest time wins. The rest of the team will slow down the opposing team, throwing turtles into the heroes, with the help of those catapults,” Chris explains, as he points to a pile of plush turtles, and a catapult.

“BEST CHALLENGE EVER!” Bitsy yells.

“Anyway, choose the lucky ones,” Chris says.

“Okay. Helen will be the princess, Sid will be villain. I’ll be the hero!” Woodrow says.

Chris nods and says, “Okay! Raccons?”

“I can be the villain,” Zachariah says.

“Sure, go ahead!” Lorelai says.

Zachariah says to Lorelai, “You should be the princess. Rawr!” Lorelai rolls her eyes.

“So, Nigel, you should be the hero!” Alice says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“As for the princess… it call me!” Alice says.

“You?” Faustino asks.

“Yeah. My dream is being a princess, singing with birds, bunnies and other wonderful woods’ creatures,” Alice says. Everybody stares at her.

“Okay. But first, you’ll have to get in character!” Chris says.

Alice and Helen are wearing a pink, long and fancy dress, with white gloves and a golden crown. Nigel and Woodrow are wearing a fake mustache, overalls, a red shirt, and a red hat.

“Are you kidding me?” Helen says, with folded arms.

“You girls are so cute with those dresses!” Mindy says. She squeals.

“She’s right. You both are definitely adorable,” Chris says.

“I hate you,” Helen annoyed says.

“Anyway, the Birds will go first, since they have won the last challenge,” Chris says. He gives a map to Nigel and Woodrow, and says, “So, get in your places.” Woodrow walks to course. “Are you ready?” Chris asks to Woodrow.

“Yes,” Woodrow replies.

“So… GO!” Chris shouts. Woodrow runs at the course.

“Okay. Let’s shot!” Catheryn shouts. Catheryn, Faustino, Lorelai and Mindy starting hurling the turtles at Woodrow.

Woodrow is walking through the course, with a sad look. He is seen being hit by several plush turtles. Some turtles then hits him harder, making him fall. He looks down, and sighs.

Woodrow says in the confessional, “I… I was thinking about Starlight. I love her, and I’m not mad at her. But I’m really upset with her.” He sighs.

Woodrow looks up. He looks at his team, and sees Starlight with a sad look. He gets up, and continues.

“Obstacles number one,” Chris says, and grins. An intern wearing a brown costume in the format of a mushroom walks up, and jumps on Woodrow, making them both fall.

“Crap,” Woodrow says. He pushes the intern away, gets up and continues, while several turtles hit him. A cardboard turtle appears in front of him. He walks through it, ripping it off.

Chris glares at Chef. “Where are the difficult obstacles?” he asks. Chef glares back at Chris.

“I’m gonna win this!” Woodrow shouts. An intern wearing a rectangular stone costume appears. He chases over Woodrow.

“Get out!” Woodrow says, while running from him.

“Come on. He’s over there. Hit him!” Catheryn says. Mindy hurls a turtle. It hits the intern in the head, making him fall in the ground.

“Congratulations,” Lorelai sarcastically says to Catheryn.

“Shut up,” Catheryn replies.

Woodrow steps in a trap in the ground. A giant black boulder with eyes and sharp teeth appears behind him. Woodrow runs.

“The challenge is getting interesting,” Chris says.

“Creepy sadist,” Woodrow shouts to Chris.

“One minute will be add to your final time,” Chris says. Woodrow glares at Chris.

Woodrow reaches the finish line.

“And Woodrow completed the course. Now he must defeat the main villain,” Chris says.

“You are going down!” Zachariah, dressed as a spiked, large turtle costume, and a red wing. He punches Woodrow in his face, knocking him to the ground.

“Game over!” Zachariah says.

“I wouldn’t count with that!” Woodrow says. He slips under Zachariah, making him fall. He then gets up, and runs to the castle. Zachariah chases over him.

“Come on,” Woodrow says.

“You’re not winning this time,” Zachariah says. Woodrow enters at the castle, and climbs the stairs. Zachariah does the same.

“I’ll not give up,” Zachariah says.

“Me neither,” Woodrow replies. Woodrow reaches a hall with a door. He kicks Zachariah, making him fall the stairs. He opens the door, revealing a pink bedroom. Alice is seen sitting in a pink bed.

“Your princess is in another castle,” Alice says.

“What?” Woodrow stares at the naturalist girl.

“I’m kidding. Helen is over there,” Alice points to a folded arms Helen behind the door.

“Let’s go,” Woodrow says.

“Why should I?” Helen asks.

“We must go, or we’ll lose the challenge, and you’ll be voted off,” Woodrow replies.

“Enough,” Helen states. They get out of the room.

The scene changes to Helen and Woodrow outside the castle.

“Congratulations,” Chris says.

Zachariah gets out of the castle.

“Dude, you kicked me,” the extreme guy says.

“Sorry,” Woodrow says.

“The results will be revealed at the end of the challenge. Anyway, time for the Raccoons,” Chris says, “Get in your places.”

The next scene shows Nigel in front of the obstacle course.

“Are you ready?” Chris asks. Nigel nods. “Go!” Chris shouts.

Nigel runs through the obstacle course, while being hit by several turtles.

Bitsy says in the confessional, “That’s not right. When Nario gets hit by the turtles, he lost a life. That’s not accurate.” She rolls her eyes.

Nigel runs over the course. The intern with the brown mushroom costume appears. He charges at Nigel. Nigel jumps at his head, making him fall. Nigel continues walking. A cardboard turtle appears in front of him.

“Yeah,” Nigel says. He passes through the cardboard, ripping it off. He continues running through the course, while dodging the turtles. The intern with the stone costume appears. He jumps on Nigel, crushing him in ground.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Mindy yells.

Nigel gets up, and pushes the intern, making him fall. He continues walking. He looks at the ground, and walks past the trap.

“That’s not fair. He knew that there was a trap,” Woodrow says.

“You should’ve been aware of that,” Chris replies.

Nigel crosses the finish line. He looks at Sid, who is wearing the exactly same costume as Zachariah.

“I have to do this,” Sid says. He grabs Nigel, and throws him in the ground. Nigel crawls between Sid legs. He gets up, and enters the castle. Sid chases over him. Nigel is seen climbing the ladders, followed by Sid. He arrives at the room. He opens the door, and sees Alice at the window, singing with little birds.

“Let’s go,” Nigel says.

Sid arrives at the room. “You’re not going anywhere,” he says. Alice screams. A seagull then flies on Sid’s face, distracting him. Alice and Nigel quickly get out of the room.

“That *BLEEP* bird. See what he did? He’s a *BLEEP*ed up bird,” Sid angrily says at the confessional.



The scene changes to Chris, along with Helen, Woodrow, Alice and Nigel outside the castle.

“Time to see who will win the challenge,” Chris says.

“Chef brings up a cue card, and gives it to Chris.

“Woodrow completed the challenge in… eight minutes and sixteen seconds. With the penalty minute for insulting me, the Birds’ official time is of nine minutes and sixteen seconds,” Chris says. The team glares at Woodrow.

“Nice move, idiot,” Helen says. Woodrow looks down, and blushes.

“The Raccoons’ official time is of… Seven minutes and forty three seconds. The Raccoons are the winners,” Chris announces. The Raccoons cheers. “Birds, see ya at the Beach Ceremony.”

The scene changes to the Birds girls except for Starlight, at their room.

“Oh, well. That sucks,” Mona says.

“Yes. I don’t want to vote anybody out,” Bitsy says.

“Well, there’s Starlight. She’s a coldhearted bi-“ Helen says.

“Don’t say that,” Mona interrupts.

“I was going to say… okay, I was really going to say that,” Helen says.

“Helen has a point,” Bitsy says.

Mona says, “Yeah. The drummer of my band used to have two girlfriends. He said it was something true rock stars does. When they found out, it didn't ended well to him."

“Oh, cool story. Bring the drinks and drugs, because we’re having a rock ‘n’ roll party,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Rock ‘n’ roll stereotypes? You can do better than that,” Mona replies.

“I can, but that’s enough to make you angry,” Helen says, as she smiles at Mona. Mona replies by rolling her eyes.

Woodrow and Cliff are seen at the beach, looking at the sunset.

“So… what’s up?” Woodrow awkwardly asks.

“Fine,” Cliff replies.

“Well… nice,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Cliff adds.

Starlight walks by them. “Guys, could we talk?” she asks.

“You can try, but I’m not sure if you’ll succeed,” Woodrow replies.

“I want to explain everything. And tell how sorry I am,” Starlight says.

“Okay. Why you lied to us?” Cliff asks.

Starlight awkwardly explains, “Okay, man. The time I’ve spent with you, and I loved. We had a gas together. You both are groovy people. And I… I really like both of you.”

“But why did you had to lie to us?” Woodrow asks.

Starlight replies, “Because I liked both of you, a lot. I couldn’t choose only one to date. I didn’t want to crush your feeling, neither. What I did was the pits. I’m not expecting that you guys forgive me, but I wanted to explain everything. What I have to say is: I’m sorry. I should’ve tell the truth to you, guys. Now I’ll take my stuff, and be ready to split from there.” Starlight turns back, and walks away.

“I forgive you,” Woodrow says.

“What?” A surprised Starlight stops walking.

“I forgive you.” Woodrow smiles.

“But… you don’t have to. If I were you, I wouldn’t forgive me,” Starlight says.

“I know what you’ve done. But what matter is that you admit your mistake, and you apologized,” Woodrow says. Cliff silently walks away.

“Could you stay here, with me? I’m going today, for sure, and I want to spend my last day here with you,” Starlight says. Woodrow nods, smiling. Cliff continues walking away.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the Elimination Ceremony.

Chris says, “As you all know, who doesn’t gets-“

“Who doesn’t get the seashells is out. We know it,” Helen annoyed says.

Chris glares at Helen, and continues, “Anyway, the first seashell goes to Bitsy, Danny L., Mona, Woodrow, Sid, and Helen.” Chris tosses seashells to the mentioned contestants. “Starlight, Cliff. The last seashell goes to…”

“Cliff!” Chris tosses a seashell to Cliff.

“What?” Cliff and Woodrow shocking say in unison. “I convinced them to give you another chance,” Woodrow says.

“I asked them to vote for me,” Starlight says, “I got closer of the Mother Nature. I lived a great experience. And I’ve made several friends. I don’t care about the money, and I don’t need the money. I know you all need the money, or want it. I don’t want to take anybody’s chance of winning.”

Cliff walks up to her. “Starlight… I forgive you,” he says.

“You don’t need to,” Starlight says.

“But I want. Let’s forget about it,” Cliff says.

“I forgive you too,” Mona says.

“Me too,” Bitsy agrees.

Sid folds his arms. “Meh… I wasn’t even mad at you, so whatever.”

“Yo, I’ll forgive you too,” Danny L. says.

“Good bye,” Helen rudely says.

“Bye, people. It was great to meet you all, and all the experience. I consider you all my friends. Even the other team members… and Helen,” Starlight says. She walks through the dock, and takes the Helicopter of Shame.

“Bye,” Woodrow says.

“Seeya,” Cliff says.

Everybody but Helen waves at her. Starlight waves back at them.

“I’ll miss all them. But I know we’re going to see each other soon,” Starlight says. She smiles.

Chris is seen at the dock, after everybody left the beach. “Wasn’t that such a heartwarming ending? Well, that ends another episode. More drama, romance, fights, and much more. Only here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” He smiles. “I wonder where the world is Blaineley and Crystal. I haven’t saw them for a while.”

Chapter 9 – And Then There Was One
Chris is seen at the dock, in midnight. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a roleplay challenge, based on a famous video-game. Catheryn found out that Starlight were going out with Cliff and Woodrow. Starlight told everybody what really happened, and everybody forgave her… except Helen.” Chris laughs, and continues, “That girl is dangerous stuff. Anyway, despite everything, Starlight asked to everybody vote her out, and they did. Bye-bye, hippie. With only fourteen contestants left, who’s gonna win? Who’s gonna be voted off? And when is the merge coming? Find out, here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

(Theme Song)

The Mad Raccoons at the pool. Catheryn and Lorelai are taking a sunbath. Zachariah walks up to them.

“Hey, chicks,” Zachariah says.

“You’re blocking the sun,” Catheryn dryly replies.

“Sorry, I’m not in the mood to talk,” Lorelai says.

“Okay. I can see that you are not comfortable with my presence,” Zachariah says.

Alice and Mindy are playing water polo against Nigel and Faustino. Alice throw the ball into the net.

“Score!” Alice shouts.

“Here’s so fun,” Faustino says.

The Angry Birds are seen reunited at the girl’s room.

“Here is so boring,” Sid grumbles.

“I hate this game,” Helen states.

“Take that,” Bitsy says, while playing her handheld video-game.

“Can I play it too?” Woodrow asks.

“Okay,” Bitsy replies.

“I wanna play too,” Mona says.

“Yo, me too,” Danny L. adds.

Danny L. says at the confessional, “I’ve never played Nario before. I love me some Hip Hop Hero. This game is dah beast, yo. Peace!”

“Yay. We’re going to play together,” Bitsy says.

“Those games are boring,” Sid comments.

Bitsy glares at Sid. “You are a dead man!”

“He shouldn’t have said that,” Mona says.

Helen walks up to Woodrow.

“So, you’re pretty sad with Starlight’s elimination, right?” Helen asks.

“Well, I can’t help but feel sad. But I feel better knowing that she wanted to be,” Woodrow says.

“So, I found out that you’re a rodeo winner, right? Starlight’s a vegetarian, how would she react to that?” Helen asks.

“I compete at the “Teenager Rodeo” championship. It’s a beneficent rodeo to protect all the farm animals. We ride on mechanical animals,” Woodrow says.

“Great. So, you’re going to be a great couple,” Helen says. She grins.

The scene changes back to the Mad Raccoons at the pool.

“I’m tired. I’ll take a nap,” Catheryn says. She gets up from the deck chair she was lying, and walks out of screen.

Zachariah walks up to Lorelai,

“Hey. Wanna spy on Catheryn to find out about her evil plotting against the world?” Zachariah asks

“I don’t have anything more interesting to do, so, yes,” Lorelai replies.

Zachariah says, “Let’s follow her.”

“Don’t hurry me,” Lorelai replies. She gets up from the deck chair, and they both walk at the same direction as Catheryn.

Zachariah looks at Lorelai’s body. “You’re hot.” Lorelai replies by slapping his face.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds girls reunited at their room.

Helen says, “Girls, we all know the merge is coming. And the guys are obviously plotting against us. They voted off Starlight, and guess who’s next?”

“Me?!” Bitsy clueless replies.

“I’m sure that was a rhetorical question,” Mona says.

“Yes, but whatever. They’ll eliminate us, one by one,” Helen says.

“So, you are trying to make a girl’s alliance? Well, I’m not sure,” Mona says

Mona says at the confessional, “Helen’s not the nicest girl around, but she doesn’t seem that bad.”

Bitsy says, “Girls should stick up together.”

“Okay. I’m in, I guess,” Mona says. Bitsy cheers. Helen smirks.

It is seen to be night. The contestants are together at the restaurant, eating a grey suspicious thing.

“Yummy in my tummy,” Zachariah shouts, as he eats the grey thing.

Catheryn looks at him with a worried look, and asks, “Delicious? What’s your problem?”

“Adrenalin. Chef’s food is radical, bro,” Zachariah says. Catheryn stares at him with a worried face, and left the table.

Zachariah playfully says, “Problem?”

Catheryn replies, “Look, despite being rich and hot, I have reasons to be mad. Hot girls have problems too. We’re just like you, except we’re hot.”

“No comment,” Lorelai says.

“No fight. All we need is piece, love, and cute ponies who barfs rainbows,” Mindy says.

Faustino puts her hands at her chest. “I love ponies!” Everybody looks at him with an awkward face. He blushes.

“At least Chef gave us chocolate bars, today. And the food isn’t all bad, to be honest,” Alice says.

At the Birds table, Woodrow is seen looking down.

Mona puts her hands at his shoulder. “Don’t be that way. I’m sure Starlight is in a better place.”

“She’s dead?!?!” Bitsy shouts.

“No. I meant the Playa des Losers,” Mona says.

“They have better food, yo,” Danny L. says. Chef, from the kitchen, gives a death glare at Danny.

Chris, Blaineley and Crystal suddenly arrive at the restaurant. “Good evening!” the host shouts.

“Oh, no. Another challenge,” Helen annoyed says.

Chris dramatically says, “What? I can’t even have a conversation with the prettiest teenagers in the world? The teenagers that make this show awesome? The teenagers-“

“Okay, let’s talk,” Zachariah says.

Chris replies, “Nah, we don’t have time. Now you’ll be doing today’s challenge.” Helen rolls her eyes.

Blaineley begins explaining, “You’ll follow the clues, and-“

Chris pushes Blaineley. “Shhh. That’s my job.” He clear his throats, and continues explaining, “Chef’s hiding somewhere at the island, and you’ll have to find him. There are clues about Chef’s hiding place everywhere at the island. The first team to find Chef will be the winner.” The contestants stand, looking at each other in an awkward silence moment.

Mona breaks the awkward moment, “So, should we, like, go?”

“Yes, go on,” Chris replies. Both teams quickly leave the restaurant. Chris smirks, and says, “There’s something waiting for them.”

The Birds are seen at the second floor.

Bitsy is playing her handheld video-game, next to Helen. She looks at a piece of paper in the floor. “What’s this paper?”

"Yo, I think it’s one of the clues,” Danny L. says. He reads the paper, "You can even find Chef, but you’ll not find your missing teammate." “What does that mean?” Woodrow thinks for a moment.

Helen says, “Bitsy, you probably play a lot of mystery games. What does that mean?” Nobody answers. Helen looks at the side, and sees that Bitsy is missing.

“Where’s Bitsy?!?!” Mona desperately shouts.

“There!” a scared Woodrow says, pointing at a unconscious Bitsy, and a dart at her leg.

“What’s that?” Cliff asks.

Woodrow removes the dart from Bitsy’s leg. He says, “It looks poison. I think she got poisoned!” Everybody gasps.

“Well… so, we have a killer, right here,” Woodrow says. He nervously continues walking, and suddenly falls on the ground. Helen walks to Woodrow, and takes a dart from his neck.

“Another one!” Mona screams in horror.

“We should go look for Chris,” Helen says.

The members of the Mad Raccoons are seen are seen at the pool area.

“There’s definitely a clue around here,” Catheryn says. A dark figure passes around the team.

“What’s that?” Mindy asks in horror.

“We’ll see if there’s anybody around,” Zachariah says. He walks off, along with Lorelai.

The members of the Angry Birds are seen at the restaurant.

“Chris is not here,” Danny L. says.

“He probably knows about the killer,” Mona says.

“We should stay here, together,” Cliff suggests.

“Let’s go to the kitchen, so. It’s safer,” Helen says.

The Mad Raccoons’ remaining contestants are seen at the pool, waiting for Lorelai and Zachariah.

“Where are they?” Alice asks.

“We should look for them,” Mindy says. The team walks at the same direction as Lorelai and Zachariah. The then scene changes to them at the middle of the forest.

“I wonder where they went,” Catheryn says. Mindy loudly screams.

“What?” Alice asks. She turns back, to see Lorelai and Zachariah with an arrow in their chest.

“Somebody killed them,” Faustino yells in horror.

“That’s horrible,” Nigel says.

“We must get away from here,” Catheryn says.

Chris announces over the loudspeaker, “An incident has happened. Go to the docks now. We’ll be leaving the island.”

“Let’s go,” Catheryn says. The Raccoons run off.

The contestants arrive at the dock almost at the same time.

“Oh, the other team. It seems everybody is safe,” Mona says.

“Well, almost everybody,” Catheryn looks down.

“Zachariah and Lorelai… they are dead!” Faustino says.

“And where’s this quiet dude?” Sid asks.

“Nigel!” Mindy shouts.

“No. The killer caught him,” Alice says.

“Where’s Chris?” Helen asks.

“He must been coming, let’s wait inside the helicopter,” Sid says.

“I found Chris,” Faustino says. He points to Chris and Chef’s bodies inside the helicopter cockpit, with a knife sticking out of their chests.

“We’re not going to survive here. Let’s get out of this island,” Catheryn says. She pushes Chris and Chef’s bodies off of the Helicopter of Losers, and enters at the cockpit. The rest of the contestants join her at the helicopter.

“Do you know how to drive this?” Faustino asks.

“Totally. I’m an expert,” Catheryn replies. She says at the confessional, “I don’t have idea of how to drive a helicopter.

“Okay, let’s go.” Catheryn turns the helicopter.

Helen says, “What happened?”

“It’s out of fuel,” Catheryn replies. “Die on a reality show. That’s our fate,” Mona dramatically says.

“Wait… my cellphone’s with me. I’ll call the police, or my father,” Catheryn says. She takes the cellphone from her pocket. “No signal.” She leaves the helicopter.

“Let’s wait for her,” Faustino says. A female voice then screams.

“It’s Catheryn’s voice!” Faustino says.

“You know. I’ll not stay here. If he doesn’t kill me, I’ll kill him,” Sid says, as he leaves the helicopter.

“We all should get out of here, too. The killer is coming,” Alice says. The remaining contestants leave the vehicle.

Danny L. looks at the side. “Sid and Catheryn. They are dead!”

“There’s still Blaineley, Crystal, and the of staff people. I’ll go find them,” Helen says. She walks away from the group.

“No. Don’t go!” Cliff says.

“I have to,” Helen says.

“Aren’t you afraid?” Alice asks.

“I am, but… I have to go search for help,”

“We’ll go with you, so. You can’t go alone,” Mona says.

The contestants are standing in front of Blaineley’s room. Mona knocks on the room’s door.

“Who’s there?” Blaineley shouts, from inside the room.

“It us, the contestants,” Faustino says.

“Look, would Blaineley help us? It’s the end for us. There’s no way we could survive,” Helen says.

“Cheer up. There’s always an exit. And we’ll find it,” Mindy says.

Blaineley opens the door. “So… you’re still alive?”

“We are. But our friends… are dead!” Alice dramatically says.

“Okay. What do you want?” Blaineley asks.

“We need your help, or else we’re gonna die,” Faustino explains.

“What are you doing here?” Helen asks.

Blaineley folds her arms. “I was packing my things, to get out of here.”

“Well, the helicopter is out of fuel,” Danny L. says.

“I know it. I was going to leave the island, and let you and Chris there. But, there’s still something we can use to leave. There’s a boat, at the boathouse.”

“So, let’s go,” Alice says.

Alice turns back. “Where’s Mindy?”

“Mindy? She and Helen got to the bathroom,” Cliff says.

“What? Are they insane? I thought Helen was smart enough to know that we shouldn’t walk alone.” Mona says.

A female scream is heard, followed by a high-pitched scream.

“I think it was them,” Mona says.

Alice begins to cry. “Mindy! My best friend.”

“And then there were five,” Blaineley says.

“What?” Mona asks.

“Nothing,” Blaineley replies. She leaves her room with a big suitcase.

“To the boathouse!” Alice says.

The remaining contestants, along with Blaineley, are seen at the boathouse.

“Where’s the boat?” Cliff asks.

“I don’t know. I could swear there was a boat, right here,” Blaineley says.

“How are we going to get out of here?” Danny L. asks. The light then turns out. Everyone, except for Cliff, runs out of the boathouse.

Cliff says, “I’m tired of running. I wanna sleep.” He then falls asleep, standing.

Danny L. stops running. “Wait! What about Cliff?”

“I think he’s still at the boathouse,” Mona says.

Danny L. sighs, and says, “He was my friend.”

“I’m sure he’s in a way better place, now,” Mona says, trying to comfort her teammate.

“Hey! I have an idea,” Alice shouts. “Catheryn’s cellphone collection is at our room. We should go there and call the police.”

“Good idea,” Blaineley says.

Faustino excitedly says, “Great. We have a plan now! It can’t get worse.” Everybody looks up.

“Yo, it should be raining now,” Danny L. says.

The contestants are standing at the hotel’s door.

“Now we’ll have to get to the room,” Mona says.

“And don’t get caught by the killer,” Danny L. adds.

“I’m hungry,” Alice complains. “Do you still have your chocolate bar?” Faustino says.

Alice says, “Oh, I do!” She takes the chocolate rom her pocket. Danny L. takes another chocolate from his pocket. He raps, “Yo, yo yo. I love me some chocolate.”

“You can’t rhyme,” Mona says. Alice and Danny L. eats the chocolate.

“Do you want?” Danny L. asks

“No, I’m fine,” Mona replies.

Danny L. and Alice collapse into the ground.

“What’s happened?” Faustino yells

Blaineley takes the chocolate bar from Danny’s hands, and examines. “They have been poisoned.” Faustino and Mona gasps.

“Who could do it?” Mona asks.

“We’re the last three survivors,” Faustino says.

Mona questions, “What about the interns?”

“No one survived. They are all dead,” Blaineley says.

“The killer can’t be me or Mona, because we were with our team when the first deaths happened,” Faustino explains.

Mona says, “So, the killer is…” They both look at Blaineley.

“What? I’m not the killer!” Blaineley says.

“Sorry, but I don’t trust you,” Faustino says. He and Mona run towards the stairs. A dart then hits Mona’s neck.

“I’m not feeling well,” Mona woozily says. She falls.

“Nooooo!” Faustino dramatically yells.

Chris emerges from Hallway. “Congratulations, Faustino. You’re the last one remaining. That means you’ve won the challenge for your team.”

Faustino confusedly says, “What? That’s a challenge? But… how… I mean… that’s impossible…”

“No. Let me explain everything. Everybody is okay. They are all in my secret room for staff people. They weren’t killed, just tranquilized. It was just a challenge,” Chris explains.

“And I’m the winner?” Faustino asks in disbelief.

“Yes. I’ll bring back the rest of the contestants, and send the Birds to the elimination ceremony,” Chris says.

The contestants are at the restaurant.

“Nobody really screwed up. We did well at the challenge,” Bitsy says.

“I know who we are going to vote off today,” Helen whispers for Mona and Bitsy.

“We should vote for Bitsy. The only thing she does is playing her game and being annoying. If I remember well, she was the first victim at the challenge,” Sid suggests.

“And you’re rude, mean and the only thing you do is complaining,” Bitsy says. She points at Sid’s face. “Ha! In your face!”

“Great. We won again,” Alice says.

“Not because of you,” Catheryn rudely says.

“At least Alice got farther than you,” Mindy defensively says.

Catheryn rolls her eyes, and folds her arms. “Whatever.”

Zachariah says, “Chill out, girl. We won. You’ll be there for at least one more night. Let’s celebrate.”

Catheryn sighs. “Okay. I’m a competitor, like you and everybody else. At least I’m not one of old contestants.”

“What’s up with them?” Nigel asks.

Catheryn says, “Well, besides the few ones who got a career at the media, they are pretty much regular citizens now. Most of them don’t mind, but there’s a few ones who want their fame back. One of them is even secretly dating Chris.” Everybody gasps.

“Chris is dating a former contestant?” Woodrow says. Everybody laughs.

“I’ll shut up now. I shouldn’t have said that,” Catheryn says.

“Come on. Who’s that? I’m sure it’s Blaineley,” Zachariah says.

“Or Heather,” Alice says.

The members of the Angry Birds are seen at the elimination ceremony. “Seriously, guys? I thought your team was going to be great. I was wrong,” Chris says.

“Shut up, yo. Our team is awesome. We’re just suffering of a few misfortunes,” Danny L. says.

“Sure, you’re the best team ever. That’s why one of you will be leaving, once again,” Chris says. “Anyway, I’ll handle the seashells. Mona, you’re safe.” He tosses a seashell to the rocker chick. “Woodrow, Helen, Danny L.” He tosses their seashells. “Bitsy is also safe.”

“In your face,” Bitsy says, pointing to Sid’s face.

“Sid and Cliff, one of you will be leaving. The last seashell goes to

“Sid!” Sid catches his seashell.

“What? Why me?” Cliff asks in disbelief.

“Sorry, Cliff. We’ll miss you,” Mona says.

“Oh, that’s okay. I had a great time here. Bye, guys.” He heads to the Helicopter of Losers, waving at his former teammates.

Helen is seen at the confessional. “Yes, we voted off Cliff. He was a deadweight for the team.” She pauses for a moment, and her eyes get tearfully. “Okay, I… I have a crush on him. It was keeping my concentration out of the game. He had to go.” She sighs, and leaves the confessional.

Chris says, “Well, that’s it. Nine is gone, thirteen is in. And the merge is coming. What’s going to happen? Find out next time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls!” He smiles to the camera.

Chapter 10 – Wimps’ Olympics
Chris and Crystal are together at the docks. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a mystery challenge, where the contestants were killed by a mysterious person. We had a lot of drama, horror, and more. In the end, Faustino won for his team, and Cliff got the boot, thanks to Helen, who revealed that she secretly had a crush on him.”

Crystal continues, “Eleven are gone, thirteen’s still in. What’s going to happen? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” She smiles to the camera.

“That’s my daughter!” Chris proudly says.

(Theme Song)

The members of the Mad Raccoons are at the restaurant, sitting at their dining table.

“I’m bored, and hungry,” Catheryn complains.

“Where’s the other team? Chef told he wasn’t going to serve the breakfast until everybody was there,” Faustino says.

“They are still sleeping, perhaps,” Zachariah says.

“They lack interactions, and most of them are lazy bums. That’s why we have more members than them,” Catheryn says.

“Actually, from the eight challenges we’ve had, both teams have won four. They have one less member because Joanne was evacuated, due to an injury,” Nigel says. “Yeah, I have a good memory.”

The Angry Birds girls reunited at their room. Bitsy is playing her video-game, Mona is playing her guitar, and Helen is at the bathroom.

“I’m hungry,” Bitsy complains.

“Helen, get out. We want to get breaksfast,” Mona yells, knocking on the bathroom’s door.

“Wait…” Helen replies. She gets out of the bathroom, “Done!”

“Finally,” Mona says.

“Let’s go, I’m hungry,” Bitsy says.

“Wait up… I want to talk about our alliance,” Helen says.

“Okay, quick. What do you want?” Mona says.

“I was thinking about Danny L. joining us,” Helen says.

“But, it’s a little weird. I thought it was an alliance against the boys, because they were trying to vote us off,” Mona says.

Helen says, “But Danny L. is not in that alliance. And I found out that Sid and Woodrow are joining the other team’s dudes in an alliance. They’ll rule the game after the merge.”

Mona says at the confessional, “Helen is kinda confusing… I still don’t know if I should trust her or not.”

Back at the girls rooms, Helen is waiting for Bitsy and Mona’s answers.

“Well, I don’t see any problem with this at all,” Bitsy says.

“Hmm, me neither. Danny L. is a nice guy, I guess,” Mona states.

Someone knocks the door. “Girls, hurry. We’re late for breakfast,” says a voice who seems to be Woodrow’s.

The scene changes to both teams are reunited at the restaurant, eating their breakfast.

“I have the feeling that the merge is coming soon,” Danny L. says.

Chris emerges from the kitchen. “Good news.”

“Oh, the challenge already?” Woodrow asks.

“No, I just wanted to say that this is the last challenge before the merge,” Chris replies. Woodrow puts his hands at his forehead.

“Chris McLean, out!” Chris suddenly leaves the restaurant.

“That was weird,” Lorelai says.

“Oh, well. I don’t want my breakfast anymore. I’ll go take a bath,” Catheryn says, as she walks away.

Helen, who is sitting right next to Danny L., whispers at him, “Danny… How did you knew about it?”

“Oh…” Danny L. gives a wide smile. “About what?”

“That the merge was coming soon? You’re a great rapper, and you are smart enough to figure it out? I will tell you a secret… I like smart and talented boys.”

“Well… I’m not that great,” Danny L. timidly says.

“You are. Seriously, I always thought you were a sweet guy. But now, you’re… the perfect man!” Helen flirtatious says. Danny L. blushes. “I was thinking, would you like to be in an alliance, with me, Bitsy and Mona?”

“Yes, yes, yes! I’m in, with sure,” Danny L. excitedly says.

“Nice!” Helen smirks.

Danny L. is seen at the confessional. “Dan-Dan’s here got the hottie from the season!”

“Catheryn scares me,” Mindy says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds’ members reunited at the girl’s room.

“Okay, guys. We really need to win this challenge. We can’t lose three times in a row,” Woodrow says.

Helen says, “But what can we do? We’re already doing our best, and it’s not like we’re going to win out of nowhere.”

“Well, that’s true,” Bitsy adds.

“So, we need to make sure that the other team will do worse than us,” Sid says.

Mona says, “Oh… are you trying to say-“

“Sabotage? Yes, that’s what I’m saying,” Sid replies.

“No. We must win fair and square!” Woodrow says.

“Whatever… don’t blame me if we lose once again.” Sid storms off the room, and slams the door.

The members of the Mad Raccoons are seen at the pool. Alice, Faustino, Lorelai, Mindy, Nigel and Zachariah are swimming, while Catheryn, wearing sunglasses, is lying on a deck chair, texting at her cellphone.

“It’s so fun,” Alice says.

“I know!” Mindy says in agreement.

Catheryn yells, “How can you guys relax? We’re having problems. The merge is coming soon, and guess what? The other team is targeting us.”

“I don’t care,” Zachariah says.

Catheryn says, “We must keep together at the merge. The other team already has a plan against us at the merge. They are voting together, and they will eliminate us, one by one.”

“Wow. I knew it! Those guys from the other team are shady,” Faustino says.

“Yes… So, we must win this challenge,” Catheryn says.

“Whatever,” Lorelai says, obviously annoyed by Catheryn.

Chris’ voice is heard over the loudspeaker. “I have an announcement. Please, meet me at the beach, in front of the forest. McLean, out!”

“Well, let’s go,” Zachariah says.

All the contestants are seen at the beach, standing in front of the forest.

“Where’s Chris?” Woodrow asks.

“Here!” Chris says, popping out from behind them.

“What the heck…” Helen snaps.

Chris says, “It’s time for the awesome, the epic, the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious challenge ever! Today, to celebrate the London’s Olympic Games, we’ll have an Olympics challenge!”

“Woo… I’m really happy,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Whatever!” Chris says, rolling his eyes. He continues explaining, “It’s pretty simple. You’ll be competing in eleven different Olympics sports. When you win the challenge, you’ll receive a golden medal. The team with the most number of golden medals at the end will be the winners of the challenge.

“Eleven? I thought you were going to do six sports, and one of us would have to sit out,” Lorelai says.

Chris says, “Oh, well, I wanted a bigger challenge. So, let’s see the first match…” Chef arrives, carrying a giant screen. In the screen, it appears Helen’s head, Lorelai’s head, and a figure of a man swimming. “It’s Helen against Lorelai, at swimming!” Chris announces.

Chris and the contestants are seen at the pool place. Helen and Lorelai are at the edge of the pool, wearing their swimsuits.

Chris states, “Basically, you’ll have to swim to the other side of the pool, and come back. Who arrives here first, wins the first medal. Are you ready?” The girls nod their head. “So, go!” The two girls jump into the water. Helen is seen ahead Lorelai. Lorelai swims faster, and reaches Helen.

“Oh my gosh, I don’t even want to see that,” Mindy says, covering her eyes.

“They are really hot!” Zachariah states. The others guys agree with him.

Helen is seen at the leading. She arrives to the other side, and swims back to the end. Lorelai arrives to the other side right after Helen. Lorelai passes Helen. Helen then splashes water at Lorelai, and passes her.

“Okay, what’s taking so long? The pool isn’t even that big.” Chris comments.

Helen quickly swims to the edge, and finally arrives at the end, with Lorelai right behind her.

“And the Birds get the first medal!” Chris announces. The Angry Birds team cheers. Helen and Lorelai get out of the water. Helen looks at Danny L. and winks. Danny l. smiles and blushes.

“She splashed water in my face!” Lorelai protests.

“It’s not against the rule. Don’t you have the Olympic spirit?” Chris states.

“Don’t worry. We are going to win the next challenge,” Zachariah says to Lorelai.

“Speaking of which…” Chris says. The screen turns on, showing Sid’s head, Faustino’s head, and a figure of a guy running. “Faustino against Sid, at athletics!”

Faustino and Sid are seen in front of a track field.

“Was that thing always there?” Faustino asks.

“I don’t know. Those things appear out of nowhere,” Zachariah replies.

“Anyway, get in your places,” Chris says. Faustino and Sid get in position.

“Go!” Chris shouts. Faustino and Sid runs onto the track. Faustino sprints, and is leading.

“You can do it, Fausti!” Mindy cheers. Faustino then loses his balance, and falls on the ground. He gets up, when a squirrel comes at nowhere and jumps at his face.

“And Sid wins another medal for the Birds!” Chris announces.

“I’m sorry, guys,” Faustino says for his team.

“Anyway, let’s go to the next match.” The screen shows Mona’s head, Zachariah’s head, and a figure of a man playing basketball. “Mona and Zachariah in a Basketball match!”

The scene changes to Chris and the contestants in a sports court. “The rules are simple: who makes three points first wins. So, start!”

Zachariah easily grabs the ball. He runs towards the hoop. Mona takes the ball from him, runs towards the other hoop. She throws the ball at the basket. “Mona has one point!” Chris says.

They return to their position. Mona starts with the ball. She runs towards the hoop and throws the ball at the basket. Zachariah successfully blocks, and takes the ball. He aims at the basket, and throws the ball. “Zachariah has one point!” Chris says.

Zachariah begins with the ball. He runs towards the hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. “Another point to Zachariah!” Chris says.

The ball starts once again with Zachariah. He attempts to throw the ball at the basket from the middle of the court. Mona blocks, and takes the ball. She runs towards the other hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. “And… it’s tied. The next point will be decisive!” Chris says.

Mona starts with the ball. She runs towards the hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. The camera then shows, in slow motion, the ball flying to the basket. It bumps into the hoop, and falls onto the ground.

“Crap!” Mona shouts.

Zachariah grabs the ball, and runs toward the other hoop. Mona charges at him, but he easily avoids the read-haired rocker. He then throws the ball at the basket, making his third and final point. “And Zachariah gets the first medal for the Raccoons!” The members of the Mad Raccoons cheer.

Zachariah says at the confessional, “I’m awesome, you know. I could defeat Michael Jordan blindfolded.”

“Fourth round will start now!” Chris says. The screen shows Bitsy’s head, Mindy’s head and a figure of two men fighting. “Bitsy against Mindy, at boxing.”

“Me? But I’m against violence!” Mindy says.

“Don’t worry, it will be safe,” Lorelai says. Mindy shakes her head.

“Please, Mindy. For the team,” Nigel softly says.

“Okay, I’ll go!” Mindy says. She says at the confessional, “Why am I doing this? I hate fighting.”

Bitsy is then seen at the confessional. She says, “Those years playing fight games have finally proven to be useful.”

The scene returns to Chris, Bitsy and Mindy inside a boxing ring. The two contestants are wearing appropriated boxing equipment.

“Whoever who knock down the other first, wins this medal,” Chris says.

“But, that’s dangerous,” Mindy worriedly says.

“I don’t care. Start this fight… now!” Chris says, as he quickly leaves the ring.

Bitsy attempts to punch Mindy, who easily avoids. “Hey!” Mindy shouts. She then charges at Bitsy. The gamer girl then falls on her knees.

“That… hurts!” Bitsy says, breathless.

“And Mindy wins…” Chris says, “I guess.”

The Mad Raccoons’ members cheer. “You rule!” Nigel says.

“I thought… you were against violence,” Bitsy states.

“Anyway, onto the next match,” Chris says.

The scene changes to Danny L. and Nigel in a fencing piste, wearing appropriated fencing clothing, and holding a fencing sword.

“But… what are we supposed to do?” Danny L. confusedly asks.

“Whoever hits three times the adversary first, wins,” Chris says. “So, start!”

Nigel tries to attack Danny L., who blocks. Danny then hits Nigel in the stomach. “Danny L. has one point.” Chris says.

Danny L. tries to attack Nigel. Nigel avoids, and hits Danny L. in the arm. “And one point to Nigel.”

Danny L. attempts to hit Nigel, but fails. Nigel then hits him. “Nigel has two points.”

Nigel attacks Danny L., who defends. He attacks Nigel back, but Nigel avoids, and hits him.

“And Nigel is the winner!” Chris says.

“Ouch, that’s a mean sport,” Danny L. says

Helen runs towards Danny L. “Don’t worry, you made a good job.” She smiles at him, and he smiles back.

The next scene shows a montage of several matches. Woodrow is seen wearing a red gymnastic leotard, doing several backflips, and then Alice, wearing a light blue leotard, dancing around with a ribbon. Woodrow is then seen with a golden medal. The next scene shows Sid and Catheryn playing Handball. Catheryn scores, and is seen receiving a golden medal. I the next scene, it shows Danny and Zachariah are seen playing soccer. Zachariah strongly kicks the ball at the net. In another scene, Helen is cheering with her team, in a volleyball court.

The montage stops at Mona and Lorelai is a tennis court, holding a tennis racket.

Chris says, “The Raccoons are winning five-four. If they win this match, they will be the winner of the challenge. If the Birds wins, then we’ll play the tie-breaker challenge. Who makes five points first, wins this match.”

“And what’s the tie-breaker challenge?” Faustino asks.

“Surprise… but I’ll tell you it will be epic!” Chris states. “Anyway, start… now!” Lorelai and Mona start playing. The camera shows the ball going from side to side. The scene changes. Many hours have passed, and they are still playing.

“Oh, that’s boring,” Helen says.

“We’re here for three hours, and they are still tied two to two!” Catheryn complains.

“Whatever. Who makes the net point wins,” Chris says. The camera closes to Mona and Lorelai’s faces, which are looking determined. They then begin playing harder. Mona burst out of energy, and strongly hits the ball, scoring.

“Okay, Mona wins!” Chris says.

“Call me Mona Sharapova,” Mona says.

Back at the beach, Chris is seen in front of the big screen. “And for the tie-breaker challenge, we’ll have the best sport we’ve ever seen. One of the greatest movies in the history is based on this sport.”

“Let me guess… Badminton?” Zachariah says.

“Zachariah is right. Welcome to the badminton challenge!” Chris says.

“But… we’ve just played tennis. Isn’t badminton almost the same thing?” Faustino states.

“No. Badminton and tennis are too… well, they are pretty similar,” Chris says.

“So, please, a different sport?” Catheryn says.

“Okay. I’ll think…” Chris says. He turns to Chef, “What do we have?”

“Oh, we have a bow and arrows,” Chef replies.

“Okay, that’s it. We’ll have the awesome archery tie-breaker match,” Chris announces. “So please, I need three members from each team.” The teams reunite to make the decision.

“Okay, Who’s there is good at archery?” Helen whispers.

“Not trying to brag about it, but I am pretty good at it,” Woodrow proudly says.

“I hate to admit that, but I had archery at camp when I was a child,” Sid says.

“I am, I am. I play Yii Sports a lot, and Konect Sports,” Bitsy says.

“Okay,” Woodrow says.

“So, who’s going for each team?” Chris asks.

“Sid, Bitsy and I,” Woodrow says.

“And for us, Alice, Catheryn and Faustino,” Zachariah says.

“What? We agreed at you, Alice and Faustino,” Catheryn says.

“Oh, I forgot,” Zachariah sarcastically replies. Catheryn glares are him.

Chris explains, “Okay. The challenge is simple. Each of you has one chance to shoot the arrow at the target. Each ring of the target is equivalent to a certain number of points, just like the sport. The team with the most number of points wins.”

“Oh, great!” Alice cheers.

“So, let me explain how the punctuation works. White rings will give you 1 point. Black rings will give you 3 points. Blue rings give 5 points, red rings give 7 points, and gold rings will give you 9 points. So, the Raccoons can begin.”

Faustino goes first. He aims at the target. He is about to shot, when he sneezes, and shot the arrow to the ground.

“No!” Faustino shouts.

Okay, Catheryn and Alice, who’s next?” Chris asks.

“Rich ladies first,” Alice says.

“Oh, I’m not rushed. You can go,” Catheryn replies.

“Okay… Let’s do it like grown-up people… Odds and evens,” Alice says.

“Okay, I’ll go,” Catheryn says, rolling her eyes.

Catheryn gets in position. She takes the bow and the arrow, and aims at the target. She breathes, and shots, hitting the golden ring.

“Catheryn got 9 points to the Raccoons. Alice, it’s up to you,” Chris says.

Alice gets in position, and takes the bow. “I’ve never played archery before.”

“You’ll do well,” Zachariah says, from the sidelines. “Why did we choose her, again?” He whispers to the rest of his team.

Alice aims at the target, and shots. The arrow hits the black ring.

Chris announces, “And Alice gets 3 points. The Raccoons has an overall punctuation of 12 points. Birds, your turn.”

“I’ll be first,” Woodrow says. He gets in position, and takes the bow. He aims the target, shots, and the arrow hits the blue ring.

“Woodrow has 5 points. Next?”

Sid gets in place, took the bow. He shots, without even aiming. The arrow hits the red ring.

“Sid contributes with 7 points to his team. If Bitsy makes at least one point, her team wins.”

Bitsy gets in position. She takes the arrow and the bow. “Guys… I’ll be honest… I’ve never really played archery. Those games aren’t even that realistic.”

“So, why the heck did you told us that you were good at it?” Helen angrily asks.

“I just wanted to impress you, guys. I don’t have any special quality or talent besides playing games. I was thinking I wasn’t worth of staying,” Bitsy replies.

“Yo, Bitsy, you are a nice and caring girl. You are very supportive. And your talent of playing games is something special,” Danny L. says. Everybody stares at him with wide eyes. “What? My mom is a psychiatric.”

“See? Just trust in you,” Mona says.

Bitsy aims at the target, and shots. The scene then shows, in slow motion, the arrow’s way, and hitting the target.

“Bitsy gets more 9 points to her team. The Birds wins.” Chris says.

“Unbelievable,” Catheryn says.

“But… that looks so fake. But it’s real!” Helen says.

“Yeah, I made it!” Bitsy replies.

“That was kinda predictable. There’s always a lame happy ending, and the author wanted to have both teams even at the merge,” Zachariah says.

“Please, no fourth-wall breaking. That only works at Rhonda’s stories,” Lorelai says.

“Okay,” Zachariah frustrated says.

Blaineley pops out of nowhere. “And the diva has come! And I’m pretty close at taking over this show.”

“Seriously, why don’t you just give up already?” Chris says.

“Chris, I’ll be here forever. I’ll never give up,” Blaineley replies.

“But you are annoying,” Chris states.

Blaineley replies, “Oh, Chris, listen. I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.”

“What do you mean by that? Chris asks.

“That if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best,” Blaineley replies.

The contestants are seen at the restaurant. The Angry Birds’ members are celebrating.

“We won!” Woodrow says.

“Oh, yeah. That’s so awesome,” Mona says.

“And it was all thanks to Bitsy,” Danny L. says.

“Awww, that was just luck,” Bitsy says.

“I agree,” Sid annoyed says. He is seen at the confessional, “That girl annoys me. I’m so happy the merge is coming, because I couldn’t stand being on a team with this girl anymore.”

“Finally, we’re out of that craziness. Blaineley appeared out of nowhere, just to make a funny reference,” Catheryn says.

“Let’s forget it, like everybody else will. The question is, I don’t have idea about who I’m going to vote off today,” Zachariah says.

“I already have my vote… and you will agree with me,” Catheryn says, and evily grins.

The staff members, plus the Mad Raccoon’s team members, are at the elimination ceremony place.

Chris says, “This is the last elimination ceremony as a team. That night, one of you will be voted off. Now I’ll begin calling your names.” He takes a bucket full of seashells. “I have only six seashells. The first seashell goes to… Alice, Mindy, Nigel, Zachariah, and Lorelai.” Chris tosses the seashells to the surviving campers. “Faustino, your bad luck doesn’t help your team. Catheryn, you’re a spoiled bratty, and your team thinks you’re annoying and evil.”

“Oh, what a shock,” Catheryn careless says. “Don’t interrupt me,” Chris shouts. “Anyway, the last seashell goes to…”

“Faustino!” Chris tosses a seashell to the unlucky kid. The seashell hits his head.

“Oh, thanks… Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?” Catheryn asks in disbelief.

“Oh yeah, time to go. Bye, bye,” Chris says.

“But, it can’t be possible. I told you guys to vote off Faustino,” Catheryn says.

“Look, that doesn’t make sense if we voted for him,” Zachariah says.

“The teams will be gone, and he’s the least likely to be a treat at the merge,” Lorelai says.

“Ugh, whatever,” Catheryn angrily says. “Oh, I have some things to say before I go. I’ve been listening to most of your confessionals.”

Zachariah says, “What? Oh no, you didn’t…”

Catheryn begins her blabbering, “Yes, I did. Zachariah has a crush on Lorelai. Mindy is a wealthy girl. Faustino has a cruish on bitsy. And Nigel is British, so he’s the only person from this team that I like.”

“Okay, too much. Time to go, Catheryn,” Chris says.

“Oh, and Blaineley is Crystal’s mother,” Catheryn says.

“We all knew it,” Lorelai says.

Catheryn says, “Yes, but… Chris is not her father.”

“You’re not my father?” Crystal asks.

Catheryn continues, “Blaineley and Chris was a young married couple. Then Blaineley cheated on Chris with a supermodel, and got pregnant. Chris thought he was her father, until Blaineley told him the truth, when Crystal was five. Chris broke up with Blaineley, but he loved Crystal too much to leave her. Blaineley agreed that he could stay with her, and then she left to pursue her dream of being a famous celebrity gossiper.”

“How do you know all that stuff?” Blaineley asks.

“I’m your biggest fan. I’ve read all of your biographies. I know everything about your life,” Catheryn replies, putting emphasis on the ‘everything’.

“Okay, do you know what you just have done? You ruined both mine and Blaineley’s career,” Chris says. “Actually, you stayed with a kid that wasn’t yours. That was so sweet,” Mindy says.

“Hmm…” Chris thinks for a moment. “I guess it will make people like me.”

“By the way, Chris’ secret girlfriend is Eva,” Catheryn says. “And she’s still ugly.”

“Get this girl out of here!” Chris demands. Chef takes Catheryn by the arm, walks though the dock, and throws her at the Helicopter of Losers.

Catheryn is seen leaving, inside the helicopter. “Bye, Total Drama: Paradise Falls… And Chris, you are gonna get what you deserve… soon.” She takes her cellphone, and looks at something in it. She then evilly smirks.

Chapter 11 – The Best Part is When We Go to the Whale
“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris begins, “We had the greatest challenge in the history of Total Drama: the Olympic Games. We had drama, fights, battle, and girls in bikinis. The girls from the birds decided to team up against the boys, and Helen flirted with Danny L. so he could join her alliance. In the end, the Raccoons lost the challenge, and Catheryn went home, but not before telling some juicy secrets about her teammates, Blaineley and me.” Chris rolls his eyes, “What a bratty.” He smiles again, “We still have twelve contestants, and we have a surprise today. Want to know? Keep watching this whole new episode, of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The members of the Angry Birds teams at the hotel’s hall, while some loud noises are heard.

“Seriously, I officially hate Chris,” Mona says. “We won last challenge, and we can’t even enjoy our prize?”

“What’s he doing?” Bitsy asks.

“He’s fixing some things at the pool,” Woodrow explains. “And he closed all the pool area, so we can’t go there.”

“Why Chris had to do it now?” Danny L. says.

“It’s typical Chris,” Helen says, rolling her eyes.

Meanwhile, the male members of the Mad Raccoons are at their room.

“Wow… Catheryn’s gone, but she left an impact,” Zachariah says.

“Nigel, how’s Grain Britain?” Faustino asks.

“Nice,” Nigel blandly replies.

“Zach, what about you and Lorelai?” Faustino asks.

“What?” Zachariah shouts.

“You like her… I admit, I kinda knew it,” Faustino says.

Zachariah starts sweating nervously, “I don’t… I mean, I … I just… think she’s very attractive.”

“You love her,” Faustino playfully says.

“You like Bitsy,” Nigel comments.

“Oh yeah… you have a crush on her,” Zachariah says.

Faustino smiles and blushes, “I don’t.”

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

The female members of the Mad Raccoons are walking at the beach.

“Aww, girls. I’m so happy we’re still in,” Mindy says. She says on the confessional, “Final 12. I’m so happy. Me and my friends, we are still in. Yay!”

“So, Lorelai… what about you and Zachariah?” Alice asks.

“What?” Lorelai shouts, “What do you mean with that?”

“You make a cute people,” Mindy says.

“We are not a couple,” Lorelai says.

“Yes, you are,” Mindy says.

“Okay, Mindy. She’s not,” Alice says. She whispers at her cheery friend, “She is!”

Faustino, Nigel and Zachariah walks up to their females teammates.

“Hey girls,” Faustino says.

“Hi boys. We were talking about how good it is that we made that far,” Alice says.

“Yes. I’m having a good time here,” Faustino says. He says at the confessional, “I’ve never been a lucky boy. But now I’m in the final 12. And I’m gonna win this.” He begins laughing, and then falls from the seat.

“So, hey girls,” Zachariah timidly says.

“Hi,” Lorelai dryly says.

“So.. .what’s up?” Zachariah awkwardly says.

“I’m fine,” Lorelai dryly replies.

“So… guys. Let’s take a walk, or something,” Mindy says.

“I agree,” Faustino says.

Sid is seen at the docks, looking towards the ocean.

He takes a heart-shaped locket from his pocket, featuring a photo of him, her mother and his two youngest brothers. He sighs and says, “I miss you all.”

Mona walks in. “Hey, Sid.”

“Leave me alone,” Sid rudely shouts.

“Oh, sorry. I just want to talk,” Mona says.

“Why? Why do you even care about me? I don’t like any of you,” Sid says.

“But I’m just-“ mona says.

“Get out. Please,” Sid says.

Mona walks away. She says at the confessional, “I was that close at punching him at his face. I’m impatient. I can’t handle those people.”

The next scene shows the nighttime. The contestants are arriving at the restaurant.

“Hmm, what smells so good?” Mindy asks.

“Good evening!” Chris says, emerging from the kitchen. “Congratulations for making that far. As a reward, we’ll have a special dinner: pizza!” The contestants cheer.

Chef emerges from the kitchen, glaring at the contestants, and bringing several pizza boxes with him.

“Are they made by Chef?” Lorelai dryly asks.

“No, I ordered them from the best pizzeria from Toronto,” Chris says.

Chef is seen on the confessional. “My pizza is the best,” he says, clearly offended by Lorelai’s statement.

The scene cuts to the contestants leaving the restaurant, after the pizza.

“Aww, that was a great day,” Bitsy says.

“No challenge, no drama… just lots of pizza,” Faustino says.

“Yes, that was good. Taking a break from everything,” Alice says.

“It’s suspicious. Chris is not a nice guy,” Mona says.

“Oh, well… It’s doesn’t seems to be something Chris would do, but whatever. Let’s just wait and see,” Zachariah says.

The scene cuts to daytime. The contestants are seen sleeping at their respective rooms.

“Attention, your lame excuse for mitochondria. Go to the beach in this exact moment,” Chef calls over the loudspeaker, causing everybody to wake up.

At the beach, the contestants are gathering around the host and his staff.

“Hey campers. I have two announcement today,” Chris says.

“The team’s phase is over, and today is the merge,” Helen says.

“Shut up!” Chris shouts, and continues, “Anyway, from today, it’s every camper for themselves. No more teams. It’s merge time.”

“Oh… but I can’t live without my BFF here,” Mindy says, pointing to Alice.

“You will survive,” Helen says.

Chris says, “Don’t worry. Since you made it to the merge, I decided you deserved to stay at the presidential suites, on the first floor. Girls get room 11, boys get room 12.” Chris handles the room’s keys to Helen and Nigel. “So, go pack your bags, move on to your new rooms, and I’ll announce you to come back for the challenge.”

Bitsy, Helen and Mona are walking towards their new room.

“New roomates… That’s great,” Bitsy says.

“More people we can’t trust in,” Mona says.

“Don’t be so negative,” Bitsy says.

“I’m just being realist,” Mona says.

Alice, Lorelai and Mindy walk in.

“Helloooo, new roomies,” Mindy excitedly yells, hugging the girls who used to be from the opposing team.

“…” Helen says.

“So…” Mona awkwardly says.

“Hmm… let’s enter the room,” Lorelai says.

The boys are seen at their room.

“Yo, yo, yo… I’m awesome, I’m amazing, and I’m gonna windah thang!” Danny L. raps.

“You can rhyme,” Faustino says.

“He can’t,” Sid annoyed says.

“U r just jelly ‘o mine rap skillz,” Danny L. says.

“Why would I?” Sid asks.

“Come on, let’s not start a fight,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

Chris presses an airhorn, causing a loud noise.

“I suppose it’s Chris… Let’s go,” Woodrow says.

The contestants stand around Chris at the beach.

“Welcome to the first challenge after merge.” Chris says. “So, today, you’ll be searching for something extremely precious.”

“Diamonds?” Mindy says.

“No, Marina,” Chris says. “You’ll be searching for the precious whale’s vomit.”

The contestants shudder, and a choir of “Ewwww” is heard.

“That’s… gross,” Alice says.

“That is, in fact, gross. But what you didn’t knew, is that whale’s vomit, or Ambergris, is a precious ingredient used to make perfumes,” Chris explains.

“I’ll never use perfumes anymore,” Helen says.

“So, that’s it,” Chris says. “Go, go, go!”

“But Chris… We don’t have idea about how does a whale’s vomit looks like,” Woodrow says.

“I do. Ambergris is totes radical,” Zachariah says. “Wooohoooo!” He pumps his fit.

“I think I have a picture of this,” Chris says. He checks his pocket, searching for the picture. He finally finds it, and shows the contestants. “Here!”

“But… it looks like a stone,” Helen says.

“I know… now go, we don’t have enough time for challenge,” Chris says.

Lorelai is walking through the woods.

“How am I supposed to find this thing?” she says.

Zachariah walks in. “Hi,” he says.

“Hi,” Lorelai dryly replies.

“So, about that thing Catheryn said…” Zachariah says.

“What?” Lorelai asks.

“So… it’s kinda that… I… well-“ Zachariah awkwardly says, sweating nervously.

“Shh,” Lorelai monotonously says. “Let’s talk about it later. Now excuse me, but I want to win this challenge,” Lorelai says, and walks away. Zachariah sighs.

Helen and Danny L. are walking together through the beach.

“Helen is so hawt, babeh. She’s smoking hawt. She’s a real ladeh, and I want her to be mah babeh,” Danny L. raps.

“Awww. That’s so sweet,” Helen says.

“I could do several rhymes, just for you, baby,” Danny L. says.

“Oh… I love romantic guys, and guys who can sing,” Helen flirtatious says.

Danny L. opens a huge smile. “Oh… great!”

“So… what if we go search for the vomit together?” Helen asks.

“Yeah, baby. Totes. We’re gonna win dis, yo,” Danny L. says.

Alice, Faustino, Mindy and Nigel are seen walking together around the beach.

“I’m not used at that merged thing,” Faustino says.

“Oh, we will get used at it eventually,” Mindy says.

“This whale’s vomit thing is curious,” Alice says, “I love whales… and seals, dolphins, and manatees. I have a friend, Phillip, and he works at an aquarium full of manatees.”

“Oh, great,” Mindy says.

Faustino suddenly slips, and falls on a pit. “I’m fine,” he shouts.

“Look, Faustino… you found a treasure,” Alice says, looking inside the pit.

“I’m rich,” Faustino says, lying on a mount of golden coins and precious stones.

“Should we take it?” Nigel asks.

“Sure,” Faustino shouts.

“But… it’s not ours. That’d be wrong,” Mindy says.

“Well… it may be a lost treasure,” Faustino shouts.

“If it’s lost, that means we found it,” Alice says.

“I’m feeling like a pirate,” Mindy says.

Nigel asks, “So, should we take it?”

“Yes. Why not?” Mindy says.

Sid is alone at the woods, sitting on a stone.

“Why am I even there?” he says to himself. “Why I don’t just give up now?”

“Because you want the money,” a female voice says.

“Who’s there?” Sid asks.

“It’s me,” Mona says, emerging from a tree.

“Oh… that’s you,” Sid annoyed says. “Why don’t you just leave me alone?”

“Oh, I’m not patient. I would have just left you already. But the guys told me about your story. Your dad got arrested, and you must take care of your family,” Mona says.

“Yes… but who cares, anyway? The world sucks,” Sid says.

“I understand. My father died when I was kid. I miss him a lot,” Mona says.

“I don’t care about my father. He’s just a d-bag. All I care is about my mother and my brothers. They are everything for me,” Sid says.

“Oh, well. That’s why you shouldn’t give up. Your family needs the money. You are here for that,” Mona says.

“Well, I guess,” Sid replies.

“So… excuse me, but I have a challenge to win,” Mona says, as she walks away.

Meanwhile, Bitsy is seen at the beach.

“If I were a whale’s vomit, where I would be?” She thinks for a moment. “Sure.” She begins digging the sand.

Woodrow walks in. “What’s up?”

“I think the vomit is buried,” Bitsy says.

“And why would it be buried?” Woodrow says.

“I don’t know,” Bitsy says. “Chris would try to hide it from us, maybe.”

Woodrow thinks for a moment, “That’s plausible.”

“Yes. Now please, if you don’t care, help me,” Bitsy says.

Woodrow nods, and begins digging.

Helen walks up to them. “Hello, buddies.”

“Oh, hi Helen. Wanna help? We think the vomit is underground,“ Bitsy says.

“No… I’m searching for it with Danny. Sorry,” Helen says.

Woodrow looks around. “I guess it’s only possible if he was with you.”

“Oh… we split up to find it easier,” Helen says.

“Yo,” Danny L. yells, running towards Helen. “I found something here,” he says.

“Great,” Helen says, forcing a smile.

“Look... it seems to be that vomit thing,” Danny L. says.

“It’s… a seashell,” Helen annoyed says.

“Oh… but it looks like that thing, yo,” Danny L. says.

Alice, Faustino, Mindy and Nigel are underground, in front of a pile of golden coins.

“Woohoo! We are rich,” Alice says.

“I feel we shouldn’t be here,” Mindy says.

“But you were the one who told us to come here,” Faustino says.

“I know. I’m just feeling that this may get us in trouble,” Mindy replies.

“Wait...” Nigel says. He takes a coin, and examines. “That’s not gold.”

“What? How?” Faustino asks.

“This is chocolate coins,” Nigel says.

“So, we are not rich,” Mindy says, disappointed.

“But you are already rich,” Faustino says.

Mindy thinks for a brief moment. “Oh yeah.”

“But… wait a minute…” Alice says. She takes a doubtfull, grey-colored stone from the pile of gold.

“A stone?” Mindy asks.

“No. That’s the whale vomit thing we were supposed to search,” Alice says.

“Yeah, great!” Faustino shouts. “Let’s go win this.”

“Sure. But... how are we going to get out from this pit?” Nigel asks.

Meanwhile, Lorelai and Zachariah are walking through the woods.

“I wonder where the vomit is,” Zachariah says.

“Yes,” Lorelai coldly says.

“Do you think someone found it already?” Zachariah asks.

“Yes,” she replies, with the same tone.

“For some reason, I think it’s on the beach. We should go there,” Zachariah says.

“Yes,” Lorelai dryly replies.

“Okay,” Zachariah says. He is seen at the confessional, “Lorelai have been cold with me lately. It seems she hates me after finding out that I… well… like her.”

Chris is seen at the beach, sitting on a deck chair, sipping a drink from a coconut.

Bitsy and Woodrow walk in to Chris, with the Ambergris they were addressed to search.

“We found it,” Woodrow says.

“What? ‘We’? But there’s no ‘we’ in the merge phase,” Chris says.

“But we worked together,” Bitsy says.

“I don’t care. You were supposed to work alone,” Chris says, “We can’t give a double victory in a challenge after merge.”

“But... that happened on Total Drama Action, remember? The spy challenge? Both Lindsay and Courtney won,” Woodrow says.

“Hmm… you have a point. Okay, you both have invincibility,” Chris says. “I should tell the others contestants that the challenge is over.”

Chef’s voice is heard over the loudspeaker, “Challenge is over. Brianna and Wesley wins.”

“Aww, crap,” Helen shouts.

The contestants are at the restaurant, this time divided on girls in one table, and boys in the other.

The girls are silently eating their dinner.

“So, girls. I know we barely know each other, so, what if we, like, talk,” Alice says.

“Oh well. I don’t have idea about who I’m gonna vote for,” Lorelai says.

Bitsy says, “I’m totally voting off Sid today.”

“No. He doesn’t deserve to go,” Mona says.

“But he’s mean, and rude, and is always grumpy,” Bitsy says.

“He’s just misunderstood,” Mona says. “The guy has a rough life. Give him a chance.”

“I’ll think about it,” Bitsy says.

“And I know who we are going to vote off, anyway,” Helen says.

The scene cuts to the Elimination Ceremony.

“Welcome to the first elimination ceremony after the merge. I have eleven seashells for twelve of you. If you don’t receive a seashell, you are out, blah, blah, blah, and you already know everything,” Chris says.

“So professional,” Helen states.

“Shut up,” Chris shouts. “Anyway, the first seashell goes to Bitsy and Woodrow, the winners of the challenge.” Chris tosses seashells to the cowboy and the gamer girl. “Mona, Alice and Nigel are also safe.” Chris tosses seashells to the mentioned contestants. “Lorelai, Mindy, Zachariah, Faustino and Helen. Danny L. and Sid. Oe of you will be out today. The last seashell goes to…”

“Sid!” Chris tosses the last seashell to the punk. “Time to go, Danny bro!”

“Yo, why me? I didn’t nothin’ wrong,” Danny L. asks in disbelief.

“I don’t care. Go,” Chris says.

Danny L. looks down, and walks towards the dock. When he’s about to enter the helicopter, he sends a kiss to Helen. “I’ll never forget about the time we’ve spent here,” he says.

“Oh, that’s… nice,” Helen says, rolling her eyes.

“Yo, yo, yo. Home, here I’m going,” Danny L. says, as he enters the Helicopter of Losers.

Helen says at the confessional, “I thought Danny L. would be useful to my alliance. But I was wrong. I’m lucky the girls were gullible enough to trust me. They really thought he’d be smart enough to be an evil mastermind?” She evilly laughs.

“What an anticlimactic challenge and boring episode. But I’m still gorgeous, and my payment is still high. What’s gonna happen? And why Blaineley and Crystal didn’t appeared today? I don’t have idea. So, stay tunned, and don’t miss the next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Elimination Chart
Color Code:


 * Was a member of the Angry Birds.


 * Was a member of the Mad Raccons.


 * Won challenge.


 * Safe.


 * Bottom two.


 * Voted-off.


 * Left under special circumstances.

1: Joanne was forced to leave for medical recomendations.

2: Catheryn was supposed to leave, but she played the immunity idol at the elimination, eliminating Benny instead.

Trivia
Prologue
 * The story was created in a day where I was bored, and started to draw the cast. I was planning on write a fanfiction a long time ago, but never got good ideas. While I was drawing, the ideas for came up quickly.
 * The season was named after Paradise Falls, a fictional place from the movie Up.
 * All the contestants are between sixteen and seventeen years old.
 * Originally, the story had just twenty contestants. The author later decided with twenty-two. Orlando and Starlight were add to the cast.
 * Joanne's original character was a positive girl, who had a negative twin sister, who was also competing. The idea was scrapped, and her sister was replaced with Catheryn.
 * Lancelot was originally a conceited and mean nerd. I had no idea for his character, so his personality changed to a scared-cat.
 * Mindy wasn't in the original version of the story. She replaced a spoiled, annoying, bratty and childish popstar, who was a parody of Hannah Montana.
 * Though it isn't mentioned in the story, the season takes place one year after the end of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.
 * Credits goes to Mikey for doing the background template. Thanks, Mikey!
 * Thanks for Jess for editing all the grammatical mistakes. :3 Thanks, Jess!

Chapter 1
 * I'd planned for Joanne and Nigel being the first contestants to arrive because of them both being somewhat quiet characters, Joanne being an average girl, and Nigel being just quiet.
 * King Goopa Broopa, mentioned by Bitsy, is a parody of King Koopa Troopa, from the Mario series.
 * Orlando's arrival is based on Frederick's arrival for Total Drama Tropics.
 * The Angry Birds team name is a obvious reference to the game Angry Birds.
 * Chris states that the veterans no longer has their contract, after they all sued him.
 * The Barbara Chick doll mentioned by Fantine is a obvious parody of the Barbie Girl dolls.
 * Blaineley was introducted because she was one of my favorites characters, and I liked her few interactions with Chris.

Chapter 2
 * The title of the chapter, The Alive Host’s Chest, is based on the movie title of the second movie of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
 * The first part of the challenge, where they had to swim to get a treasure chest underwater, is based on a mini-game from Mario Party, Treasure Divers. the second part is based on another mini-game from the same game, Buried Treasure.
 * Bitsy even mentions that the first challenge looks like the mini-game. Nario Feast is a obvious parody of Mario Party.
 * The second part is also slight based on another mini-game from Mario Party,
 * Lancelot was eliminated because the author lacked of plot ideas for him.
 * In the original version of the story, Lancelot placed 18th place out of twenty.

Chapter 3
 * The title of the chapter, Rowing in the Deep, is a reference to the Adele's song Rolling in the Deep.
 * Janice Jopolyn, mentioned by Starlight, is a reference to Janis Joplin.
 * When Mindy and Nigel kisses and the song "I’ll Always Love You" starts to play, the scene was sort of a tribute to Whitney Houston. I was writing this scene when I find out that she died, ad decided to add that as a tribute.
 * The first part of the challenge is based on the first part of the challenge in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island episode Backstabbers Ahoy!. I had the idea for the second challenge a long time ago, but needed a first challenge before it to have the 10 seconds of advantage reward.
 * Bitsy makes a allusion to several video-game characters: Nario, Weegee, Tsuyoshi, Princess Pear, Monkey Donk, Deedee Monk, Sweet Donk, Ronik the Porcupine, Snails, Slink and Princess Zilda, are references to the video-game characters Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach, Doneky Kong, Diddy Kong, Candy Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Link and Princess Zelda, respectively.
 * I always planned to get Kasey as the main villain for the first episodes, backstabbing someone, but end up being backstabbed and eliminated. He was always supposed to be one of the first voted-off.
 * The Helen and Kasey story is based on Heather and Alejandro.
 * In the original version of the story, Kasey placed 16th place out of twenty.

Chapter 4
 * The title of the chapter, Project Next Top Model, as well as the challenge, are based on the fashion-themed realities shows, America's Next Top Model and Project Runway.
 * Yumi saying "What the Heck" twice, as well Alice saying that "It’s not What the Heck, it’s Paradise Falls,” is a reference to Total Drama What The Heck?
 * The Angry Birds designs are a reference to video-game female characters. Grave Rider and Lana Soft is a reference to Tomb Raider and Lara Croft. Boulevard Brawl and Lun-Chi is a reference to Street Fighter and Chun-Li.
 * Yumi was eliminated for plot purposes. I did wanted her to make it further, but the only storyline I had for her was the friendship with Lorelai. I could get it done in this chapter, and decided to eliminate her.
 * The Birds were originally going to lose, at first. Someone else from the team was going to leave. I later changed it for another Birds member. I realized that everybody from the Birds would be important later to the story.
 * In the original version of the story, Yumi placed 14th place out of twenty.

Chapter 5
 * The title of the chapter was created by EnTrey. Thanks, Trey.
 * Mia Kooris, Angelique Jonnie and Jessica Elliston, mentioned by the Mad Raccoons boys, are references to Mila Kunis, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, respectively.
 * Catheryn stating that Cathy is a name of fat girls is a reference to Cathy, from Total Drama Insanity.
 * The chapter took the longest to be writen.
 * Fantine and Joanne both got eliminated because they were lacking storylines.
 * In the original version of the story, Fantine placed 17th place out of twenty, while Joanne placed 19th place out of twenty.

Chapter 6
 * The title of the chapter, I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show, is a reference to the reality gameshow I Survived a Japanese Game Show
 * Milly from that reality show set up in Boney Island is an reference to Missy, from Total Drama: Boney Island.
 * I was having trouble writing the scene where Catheryn find out about Chris’ penthouse. Manatte helped me with that. Thanks, Manatee!
 * Mindy asking if the Birds’ animal was a ‘semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action’ is a reference to Perry the Platypus song, from Phineas and Ferb.
 * Orlando was eliminated to finally end the plot between him and Catheryn. Originally, it would go further in the story, but I felt it worked fine here, and the others character are all going to be important later in the story.
 * Orlando wasn't in the original version of the story.

Chapter 7
 * The title of the chapter, Scavenger Manhunt, is a pun of "Scavenger Hunt".
 * Gull makes a guest appearance in this episode.
 * Mindy's reaction after seeing Gull is a reference to a scene from the movie “Despicable Me”.
 * The addition of the immunity idols were because the story didn't really had a twist. Though, it will play a important role, later in the story.
 * Benny was eliminated as I hadn't a reason for him to stay.
 * In the original version of the story, Benny placed 15th place out of twenty.

Chapter 8
 * The title of the chapter, 'Super Drama Bros, and the challenge, are a reference to the famous platform minigame, "Super Mario Bros."
 * Nigel reveals in this chapter that he is British.
 * Blaineley and Crystal's absence at the chapter was simply because the auhtor forgot about them. I decided to leave it the way it is, and just make Chris mentioning them at the end.
 * Starlight's secret was originally going to be revealed by Helen. While I was writing the chapter, I realized that Catheryn hadn't done anything gossipy, so I decided to make her revealing it.
 * I was surprised by how well-liked Starlight was, both by me and by the readers. I thought about changing her placing, but I decided to eliminated her, and close her storyline already, but adding a happier end for her.
 * Starlight wasn't in the original version of the story.

Chapter 9
 * The title of the chapter, And Then There Was One, is a reference to Agatha Christie's detective fiction novel, "And Then There Were None".
 * The challenge was inspired on "And Then There Were None", and on the popular boardgame/movie "Clue".
 * Hip hop Hero, mentioned by Danny L., is a reference to Guitar Hero.
 * Super Nario, a reference to Super Mario, is once again mentioned in this chapter.
 * Catheryn sings a line from the song “Hot Problems”, by “Double Take”.
 * The horror themed challenge is based on the fact that every season on canon Total Drama has a horror themed challenge.
 * Coincidentally, Total Drama Action's horror themed challenge was also on episode 9.
 * Cliff was going to make it further, being voted off after the merge. Though, he was the most expendable, since I had more storylines for every other character.
 * In the original version of the story, Cliff placed 13th place out of twenty.