User blog:COKEMAN11/I AM YOUR AUTHOR

K. First watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMNwG9WU0M (explicit but in a manageable way)

And now, without further ado: my satire. If you take offense to this, take it lightly, as I meant it all in good fun. These portrayals aren't meant to be accurate at all.

[CK verse]

when I troll it’s 1 sock to 1 wiki

my show might consist of songs by Nicki

after that the queen might be Reddy

(O: Hey CK can i join u) no OHF ur too heavy

a-a-a-am in my bath Oats, havin a wash

bor-boring fanfic, and some ghetto watch

[CK chorus]

I am your author

Yes I am your author

You don’t make good offers

Write a big fic

[Gideon verse]

All these writers are leaving, they abandon their fictions

Cause when people start reading, it’s LTDI they’re picking

You might diss me on chat but I don’t often look

I don’t use emoticons, they’re more for Facebook

You just used a contraction in the wrong kind of text

I’m married to Jay, and I write lots of text

But let’s talk about numbers, not LTDI’s Night Four

I was writing fanfiction since before you were born

[Gideon chorus]

I’m the wiki elder

Yes I am the elder

You didn’t read Legacy?

Go read a fic

[Reddy verse]

Since before I was born? I wasn’t born this way

I used to finish fics before I met EnTrey

I might get in a fight, but it’s a mistake

Go read my collab, and The Thug Life today

Me and CK are writing, but we probably won’t finish

But the people in Thug Life I won’t diminish

I just wonder why- (Gideon: Oh, like LTDI)

People love the thug life because their author is I :D

[Reddy chorus]

I am your author

Yes I am your author

You don’t make good offers

Write a big fic

[Redflare verse]

CK saved this blog thing when he gave me a call

You heard the other authors. Now let me drag them all

I’m the founder of this site but I don’t need to brag

The quality of TDKingdom is like a paper bag

All you users are copies, these new users are copies

When I left this trash wiki, Sprink was left as my copy

and what the heck is with Reddy trying to finish a fic?

If I collabed with him, I’d probably get sick

Gideon’s the leader now? He’s obviously joking

Bruno and Manatee are going to be soaking

When I come back to the wiki all users will be soaking

JE, I’m out of this (JE: Should I talk about it in my webcast?)

[Redflare chorus]

I’m the wiki leader

B*tches, I’m your leader

Nalyd’s a believer

Don’t make me sick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgpMlHXgs4

^^ Intro that I made.

Because Reddy and I are collabing on a Big Brother fic.

It's called Total Drama: Mansion. IDK when it'll start, but it's gonna be epic. Hopefully we'll finish it. Hopefully.

No srsly