User blog comment:Fanfiction2010/How My Day Went Yesterday (Or how horrible/@comment-scary it went) *bites nails*/@comment-2016601-20100627163251

That's one of the little known facts about Jason Derulo. Before he became a singer (and sampled Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek), he was possessed by a corn god, and was the leader of a murderous child cult.