User blog:Rhonda the stalker fan!/What The Heck have I been doing? (Get It? :P)

So a few people have been making blogs like talking about how they're doing and stuff like that so I felt I should.

How's Life?
Not gonna lie. Life has been a real jerk. It's just been depressing. School is horrible. I have great grades (all As) and great teachers but the work is super overwhelming and I feel wiped after school. And I feel we have had projects and tests back to back. And the people at school aren't better. I can't even explain how bad this school year has been. And home life isn't better. A lot of horrible things have been happening in what seems one after another and I've become much less happy. They've overwhelmed me and depressed me. But I'm hoping to overcome it all.

Wiki News
Well there are several things I need to do on the wiki. Rankings, reading stories and of course chapter updates. I'm going to start by updating Total Drama Fairytales first since both me and Lulu write it. And if I need to write a chapter for Total Drama Idiots I will write one before I write one for Total Drama What The Heck? I know I should have updated more by now but I think above sorta explains why I haven't. I'm gonna sorta give some previews and other ideas I wanna showcase below, so read if you would like.

Total Drama Fairytales
I'm really excited for this chapter. The challenge to be based on Jack and the Beanstalk. Each team will have to climb the beanstalk and steal an item from the giant's castle, a bag of golden coins, the goose that lays the golden eggs and the golden harp. They'll have to face dangerous bobby traps, Gerald The Troll and his friends, the giant and each other of course. Lulu gave some really funny lines which I just love. And there is some plot happening (or at least in my opinion). Here's a little preview;

The scene changes to the Damsel’s R.V. Chariot. Ariel is reading a fashion magazine (dreaming of shopping), Alice is playing 20 questions on the electronic portable version, Beauty is sleeping, Piper is reading a music sheet, Goldilocks is on her phone and Gia is…bored.

“I’m bored!” Gia yells.

“Nice to meet you bored, I’m Piper,” Piper replies not looking up from the music sheet in front of him.

“Is it your sense of humor that fails to get you girls,” Gia replies. “Or what you call a face. I don’t think even my grandma would smoosh with you. And she is desperate and lonely.”

“I really care,” Piper replies.

Piper is shown in the confessional. “I feel awkward being on a team of all girls. Some might see being surrounded by girls a good thing. But look at my options. Sure they’re pretty but Ariel is married and Gia’s engaged. Alice seems nice but if I tried to make a move I’m sure she would ask too many questions. Sleeping Beauty is asleep and Goldilocks seems like she is already committed to blogging. But I suppose I could have worse teammates.”

Gia is shown trying to look over Goldilocks’ shoulder. “Can I help you?” Goldilocks asks. “Your getting your spray tan on my shirt.”

“Just wanted to see what you were doing?” Gia replies. “What’s going on?”

“I doubt you would care,” Goldilocks replies.

“How would you know?” Gia asks.

“Because it’s not about boys or tanning,” Goldilocks replies.

“Well that does sound boring,” Gia replies, “But I am bored so just tell me.”

“Well IDTblogger just started his new blog on the Pacific Island,” Goldilocks replies, “And famous blogger CrawleGideon got his wife to start blogging.”

“Who is CrawleGideon?” Gia asks, “Like a young DJ or rapper or something?”

“No,” Goldilocks replies. “CrawleGideon is a 51 year-old accountant who likes kids animation, sci-fi and whose blogs are popular with teenagers.”

“I don’t get blogging,” Gia replies.

“Why don’t you go bug Piper or something?” Goldilocks asks.

“Cause I know what Piper is doing,” Gia replies. “Plus he is lame.”

“I’ll remember that at elimination,” Piper replies.

Yeah that's about it. Kinda funny I guess but I didn't wanna give too much away. Sorry if it isn't perfect grammar yet but I haven't edited it yet. And please don't get offended Gideon. That wasn't an insult at you (not that I think you would take it as an insult). So anyway, I hope to get that out next week since Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday.

Total Drama What The Heck?
First let me thank Jay for fixing Total Drama What The Heck's grammar problem and spelling issues. I really appreciate the work she has done on it. She has fixed the grammar problem on the first three chapters. If the bad grammar has been scaring you away (Mr. D :P) please try to read now. Again, thank you so much Jay!

So, the next chapter is the aftermath chapter is next and I'm really excited! The aftermaths aren't really fun and memorable in the Total Drama episodes. They're really more filler episodes and didn't really have an effect on the actual show (except for the last TDAction Aftermath and the last two TDWTour Aftermaths). TDWTH aftermaths will hopefully be a little more fun. Jenny and Toby will be hosting and I think they're pretty funny. And best of all Julie will be in it and she'll even sing! I think they'll really be enjoyable. Like some reunions, I'm letting readers asked the eliminated contestants questions. Reddy and Webly have already asked questions and I really liked them and they're pretty good. Feel free to ask anything (as long as it isn't too vulgar for the show)! I do want to clarify that I do ask the readers to give a lot of suggestions. This is not because I'm too lazy to ask. I feel that I'm giving people the chance to feel like they have an effect on the story which I think is cool. A lot of those presents sent to to Julie will being seen or mentioned again. If you don't think they or like this then please tell me and I'll stop asking.

On that note I want to do an aftermath segment where the readers submit an idea that would answer the question. The segment is called, "What Talking Obese Animal Would...?" Basically, Jenny and Toby ask a question that starts with "What Talking Obese Animal Would" and everyone could reply with what answer they think is best. Then I would pick one and they would be in the aftermath and do whatever they're suppose to do. Sometimes the question might ask more than one thing about the Talking Obese Animal Would..." For example, the question for this aftermath will be, "What Talking Obese Animal Would...win in a fight against Rhonda and what that Talking Obese Animal want for Hanukkah?" I not sure when the next Aftermath chapter will be so I want to ask a holiday related question. And I wanted it to be what it wants for Hanukkah because Christmas would be obvious and I want it to be Jewish so someone can say "Mazel Tov." Don't judge me, I like saying Mazel Tov. So then, "What Talking Obese Animal Would... win in a fight against Rhonda and what would that Talking Obese Animal want for Hanukkah?"

So that it explains the aftermath kinda. If you have an aftermath question or Talking Obese Animal idea you can leave it on the comments of this blog or on the talkpage. Either place is fine. The chapter after the aftermath will be a real good one too and a special surprise will be seen at the end of the chapter. I'm not sure where they're going yet but it will be funny. I will tell you that the winner of the challenge will get a special reward while second prize gets a "consolation prize" and that has to do with the special surprise. So yay!

Christmas Story
So some people here have done Holiday Stories and I want to do one. The title is "The Twelve Stories Of Christmas!" Basically twelve different Christmas stories that are either parodies of Christmas stories or based on Christmas songs. Either way characters from my story will appear in place of the regular characters. The basic idea is that someone was hosting a Christmas special and is telling twelve stories to a bunch of children. And who better to teach the meaning of Christmas to children then...Nellie! The idea of Nellie telling Christmas stories to children is just so unlikely that I think it would create some huge amount of humor. So the basic premise is that the story takes place after TDWTH, and the Fun Bunch were going to host a Christmas Special. But only Nellie could make it because the others had other Holiday related stuff to do. So now Nellie must read twelve Christmas stories written or modified by the fun bunch (so they're pretty crazy) to a group of kids. What could go wrong?

So basically it will open with an introduction, tell twelve stories that are humorous and each might contain a Christmas song (because I love Christmas music). I was also thinking that the stories could contain different characters from different fanfictions in them to make it cooler. For example I was thinking of having a story where Jenny is the Grinch and Toby is the dog Max and while they're getting ready to steal all the presents, the Whos are talking about what they want for Christmas. Different characters from fanfictions could be the Whos! I was also thinking of having an extreme sleigh race story and other racers could other fanfictions characters. I also thought that maybe the children Nellie is telling the story to could be different users! Pretty cool idea right? Well maybe. I'm not asking yet for permission to use users or characters in my stories just wanting feedback on the idea. So please reply.

That's All Folks
Yup, that's all I have to say on future stories and my life. Thanks for reading or skimming through this long blog.