User blog comment:TDIwriter/Idea and Contest/@comment-1844926-20120105203934

This is probably one of the most epic fail things I've ever written, but here goes:

''A sleek-looking teenager is shown in his room, chilling (like a villain) on his bed. He turns to the camera, “Hey there, bro,” the guy spontaneously rips off his shirt, revealing an “Ice Man” tattoo spread across his chest. “Ice Man in the hay-ouse! Your world just got ninety-nine percent better.” The “Ice Man” flexes his muscles and smirks. “They call me Broderick, but if you ask me, The Ice Man fits so much better.”''

''Broderick clears his throat, “So, why should I, The Ice Man, be on your Total Drama program? Well, just LOOK at me. The Ice Man is every producer’s dream contestant on these shows. And if that isn’t enough, just look at my amazing hair,” Broderick runs his hand through his hair. “The other contestants stand no chance against The Ice Man! I’m so smart, the other contestants will likely hand me the million.''

''“And, since I’m sure you’ve already guaranteed me a spot, try to cast another bro for The Ice Man, okay? It would be way too boring for The Ice Man to win without one.” Broderick gives one final head nod to the camera. “Just admit it, bro: this is not the last time you will see me.” Broderick smiles, clenching his fist for full dramatic effect before the camera is switched off.''

Btw, sorry about your being hospitalized. D: