Total Drama Chaos



Total Drama Chaos is the first season in my Total Drama... series. It will have 15 returning campers and 15 new campers as they compete for the grand prize, $50,000,000.

New Campers

 * 1) Michael
 * 2) Joe
 * 3) Kaitlyn
 * 4) Todd
 * 5) Ashley
 * 6) Jake
 * 7) Tina
 * 8) Judy
 * 9) Boomer
 * 10) Lucy
 * 11) Ellen
 * 12) Paul
 * 13) Wallace
 * 14) Clair
 * 15) Dana

Returning Campers

 * 1) Owen
 * 2) Gwen
 * 3) Heather
 * 4) Duncan
 * 5) LeShawna
 * 6) Trent
 * 7) Geoff
 * 8) Bridgette
 * 9) Courtney
 * 10) Izzy
 * 11) Lindsay
 * 12) Tyler
 * 13) DJ
 * 14) Cody
 * 15) Harold

Sky High Hawks

 * 1) Owen
 * 2) Gwen
 * 3) Lindsay
 * 4) Trent
 * 5) Tyler
 * 6) Paul
 * 7) Wallace
 * 8) Dana
 * 9) Cody
 * 10) Tina
 * 11) Izzy
 * 12) Boomer
 * 13) DJ
 * 14) LeShawna
 * 15) Judy

Raging Raccoons

 * 1) Michael
 * 2) Kaitlyn
 * 3) Lucy
 * 4) Todd
 * 5) Ashley
 * 6) Jake
 * 7) Ellen
 * 8) Harold
 * 9) Heather
 * 10) Joe
 * 11) Geoff
 * 12) Duncan
 * 13) Bridgette
 * 14) Courtney
 * 15) Clair

Just Like Old Times (Part 1)
Chris McLean-Hey everybody, this is Chris here, giving you the scoop on this brand new season of the hottest reality show ever. This time our season will take place at Camp Tajonto, somewhere in Southern Muskoka, Ontario. I have picked campers out of the mystery box in Chef's room and I've picked 15 lucky campers, along with 15 new campers, so they can all have a chance to win this season's grand prize, $50,000,000. All 30 campers have been instructed to come here for a whole new set of challenges, and the last camper standing will win the grand prize. So enough of the boring stuff, let's meet our campers as they compete in the most dramatic season yet and I shall call it...Total Drama Chaos!!!

(Theme song plays)

Chris McLean-Welcome back! Now, let's meet our first 15 campers, these are the campers that have been here for a long time. Courtney, what's up?

Courtney-Hey Chris! This time I'm going to win this competition and noone's going to stop me!!!

Chris McLean-Here comes Gwen. Hey Gwen.

Gwen-Why does this always have to happen to me?

Chris McLean-Because we like to torture you.

Gwen-The only reason I'm back is to win the money.

Chris McLean-Contestant #3 is Bridgette.

Bridgette-Hey, what's up?

Gwen-Hey Bridgette, what have you been doing after season 3 was over?

Bridgette-I was a lifeguard, and I was surfing with the dolphins.

Gwen-Cool.

Chris McLean-Here comes the winner of season 1, Owen, my man.

Owen-Hey Chris, I'm so psyched, this is so...

Gwen-Awesome?

Owen-Yes.

Bridgette-Hey Owen, Hey Courtney. What were you guys doing after season 3 was over?

Courtney-I was studying for my LSAT's and working on my class president campaign.

Owen-I was eating pancakes. Lots and lots of pancakes. (farts)

Gwen-Not again with the farts. This smells like something they should use in the war.

Owen-Really? Then my farts must be powerful. I wonder if I can light one of my farts on fire.

Chris McLean-Our next camper to come back is DJ. What's up man?

DJ-Yo, Chris McLean, what's up? So, this is the place were staying at this season?

Chris McLean-That's right dude! Its Camp Tajonto!

DJ-It looks better than Camp Wawanawka, that's for sure.

Chris McLean-Our next constestant is...

Heather-Me, Heather!!! Oh look, its Weird Goth Girl, Fart Machine, Little Miss Perfect, Softie, and Dolphin Lover.

ALL (except Chris and Heather)-Shut up Heather!!! At least were better than you at everything.

Heather-Fine, will settle this on the campgrounds.

Gwen-Fine!

Bridgette-Fine!

Owen-Fine!

Courtney-Fine!

DJ-Fine!

Chris McLean-Fine!

(Everyone looks at Chris)

Chris McLean-What? Everyone was doing it. Anyways, here comes everybody's favorite delinquent, Duncan!!!

Courtney-Woohoo!!! Hey Honey?

Duncan-Princess, how's it going?

Courtney-I've been doing great, what about you?

Duncan-I went back to my summer home in Vancouver.

Harold-Hey guys!

Chris McLean, Courtney, and Duncan-OH GREAT! ITS HAROLD!!!

(Duncan kicks Harold in the nuts)

Harold-Yooooooooooooooooow!!! What was that for?

Duncan-For kicking off Courtney a while back. We'll never forget that and we'll never forgive you.

Chris McLean-And here comes LeShawna!!!

LeShawna-What's up y'all? LeShawna's in the house!!!

Harold-Hey LeShawna, come give Daddy some sugar!!!

LeShawna-Harold, how many times do I have to tell you, NO!!! But were still friends right?

Harold-(sighs) Yeah.

Chris McLean-Great. And here comes Trent.

Trent-Hey Chris, Hey Gwen.

Gwen-Trent!

Trent-So how is everything?

Gwen-Well I've been staying at LeShawna's condo for the summer. What about you?

Trent-I stayed at my uncle's mansion.

Gwen-Sweet!

LeShawna-Hey Trent, how's it going?

Trent-Great! I heard that you and Gwen were together for the summer.

LeShawna-Yep, the girl's were back in town!!!

Trent-Sounds cool.

Chris McLean-Next is Geoff.

Geoff-Hey dudes.

DJ-Yo Geoff, good to see you again. What were you doing during the summer? Geoff?

(Geoff runs to Bridgette and they make out)

Bridgette-Hey mister, are you ready for a chance to win $50,000,000?

Geoff-OH YEAH!!! Well, what about you?

Bridgette-Yep! So am I!

(Geoff and Bridgette start to kiss again)

Heather-Oh great! The lovebirds are back in town!!!

Bridgette-Shut up Heather!!!

Geoff-Yeah, at least were together. Noone will ever be with you!

DJ-So Geoff, how was your summer?

Geoff-It was...AWESOME MAN!!! I stayed at my friend Craig's house and he had a humongous pool. We also played on his trampoline. You should've been there man! It was awesome!

Chris McLean-Our next contestant returning is...IZZY!!!

Courtney, Bridgette, and LeShawna-OH NO!!!

(Izzy comes in, screaming and swinging on a vine)

Izzy-Hey guys, its great to be back at camp, so what were you guys doing over the summer?

Owen-Well I was...

Izzy-Well I spent my summer in the jungle with my Uncle Frank and his grandkids, Annie and Tommy. We stayed in the huge beaver dam as we hunted for nuts and berries to eat. So, how was your summer Owen?

Owen-I was eating pancakes. Lots and lots of pancakes. (farts)

Izzy-Wow, that was gross.

Chris McLean-The next person to arrive is...TYLER!!!

Heather-You mean that lousy, pathetic excuse for a jock?

Chris McLean-Yes. That guy.

Tyler-Hey guys, I am here and I am going to win this thing!!!

Chris McLean-Next up is Lindsay.

Lindsay-Hey Chip, hey Taylor. How are you guys?

Chris McLean-It's Chris.

Tyler-Hey Lindsay, what were you doing over your summer vacation?

Lindsay-Oh, I was at the mall, getting new glitter gloss, and I also went to a spa for 2 weeks.

Chris McLean-And our final returning camper is Cody.

Cody-Hey look at the ladies. Alright.

Gwen-Save the lady talk for later geek.

Cody-Hey Gwen! So what were you doing?

Gwen-None of your business!!!

Chris McLean-Well, that's all of the returning campers. But what about the new campers? Well, here's our first new camper to arrive. Wallace, what's up?

Wallace-Nothing, I was just chilling for the big competition.

Chris McLean-Next is Boomer.

Boomer-Hey guys, Boomer's here and I'm going to win some monster mula!!!

Izzy-Hey, your funny. You want to go yell at the ducks?

Boomer-Sure, I love to yell at ducks. I once yelled at my dad while he was sleeping and I made him wet his pants. It was hilairious.

Chris McLean-Here comes our next camper, Ellen.

Ellen-Hey Chris this is great!

Chris McLean-Great to have you here too Ellen.

Ellen-Cool, so who are you guys?

Courtney-Let's just say you will know when we are picked on the teams.

(The next boat drops off the next camper, he was small, short, thin, had a red t-shirt on, and black and red shorts. He came with an evil smirk on his face as he headed towards the other campers)

Chris McLean-Joe, what's up?

Joe-Shut up, McLean!

Bridgette-Boy, this kid is going to be one happy camper.

Geoff-Yeah, 2 seconds with this guy, and already he's acting like Heather.

Heather-What was that?

Geoff-Nothing.

Joe-So you guys are my competition? (chuckles)

Trent-Who is this kook?

Joe-I'm the kook that's going to beat you on this show!

Chris McLean-Oooh! That was pretty harsh! Anyways, the next contestant to arrive is Michael.

Michael-Hey, you guys must be the other constestants. It's very nice to meet you all.

Joe (mumbling)-Wow, this guy's going to be tough to beat.

Chris McLean-The next new camper to arrive here is Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn-Hey, what's up?

Michael-Hey, I'm Michael.

Kaitlyn-Hey.

Owen-How's it going? I'm Owen!

Kaitlyn-Nice to meet you Owen.

Joe-Okay, we all met the little broad! Can we please just get on with the show?

Chris McLean-Next is...

(Loud rock music plays)

Chris McLean-What's up Todd?

Todd-So, this is the place were staying at?

Chris McLean-That's right.

Todd-It looks like crap.

Duncan-Hey, nice necklace.

Todd-Thanks um...

Duncan-The name's Duncan.

Todd-So, Duncan, what were you doing over the summer?

Duncan-I was at my summer home in Vancouver. What about you?

Todd-I was in juvy for grand theft auto.

Duncan-AWESOME!!!

Chris McLean-Ashley, what's up girl?

Ashley-Nothing much.

Chris McLean-Well she was interesting, next is Lucy.

Lucy-Hey Chris, I'm so excited. I'm going to win this!!!

Joe-Oh My God!!! Its the next Owen!!!

Owen-Hey!!!

Joe-Shut up, King Lardbutt!!!

Owen-Okay.

Chris McLean-The next contestant to arrive is Clair.

Clair-Hello McLean, I hope you have that money for me when I win this.

Chris McLean-Yeah, let's just see if you do win. Hey, Judy, what's up girl?

Judy-Who are you?

Chris McLean-I'm Chris, Chris McLean, the host of the show.

Judy-Oh! That's how I know you.

Joe-Wow, just wow. I cannot believe how stupid this girl is. I wonder who raised her.

LeShawna-Okay, you know what you annoying excuse for a human being, eventhough we just met, I'm already annoyed at you, your turning into a male Heather!!!

Joe-Hey, Queen Latifah! I can do whatever I want, and you Miss Bigbutt, are already getting on my nerves!!!

Chris McLean-Hey Jake.

Jake-Yo Chris McLean! What's up?

Chris McLean-Just getting ready for season. What about you?

Jake-I was just relaxing under the sun during the summer.

Chris McLean-Cool. Next is Dana.

Dana-Hey everybody, I'm Dana, and I'm like so totally popular, yo!!!

Joe-Hey chic, you do know that this isn't the 80's anymore right?

Dana-But, I'm Dana, and I'm like really popular.

Joe-Can someone get this girl away from me before I kill her?

Chris McLean-Welcome to camp Paul.

Paul-How uninteresting.

Chris McLean-That's what they all say.

Paul-Can't say I'm surprised why everyone hates this place.

Chris McLean-And our final new camper to arrive is Tina!!!

Tina-So, this is it?

(She looks at everybody)

Tina-Alrighty then.

Chris McLean-Okay you guys, we need to head over to the cabins because I'm going to split you into 2 teams. Everybody follow me.

(They follow Chris to the cabins as they are about to be split into 2 teams of 15)

Chris McLean-Alright, I'm going to split you guys into 2 teams of 15. When I call your name, go stand over by the white cabin. Gwen, Trent, Lindsay, Tyler, Paul, Dana, LeShawna, Owen, Cody, Tina, DJ, Izzy, Judy, Boomer, and Wallace. You guys are offically known as the Sky High Hawks.

Owen-Awesome, first I'm a gopher, then a grip, then a, and now I'm a hawk. WOOHOO!!!

Chris McLean-And the rest of you, Michael, Kaitlyn, Geoff, Duncan, Bridgette, Courtney, Harold, Clair, Heather, Joe, Todd, Lucy, Ellen, Jake, and Ashley. You guys are known as the Raging Raccoons.

Joe-Boy, is this going to be a fun summer.

Chris McLean-Alright campers here's how its going to work, you will be challenge everyday for the next 16 weeks. Each night one team will win, and one team will lose. The team that loses the challenge must eliminate someone that you might have thought that they cost you the win. And once you are voted off, you must immediately walk down the Airstrip of Shame and get on the Losercopter and you can't ever come back. EVER! Anyways, the last camper standing wins $50,000,000. Now, let's get you guys settled. Hawks are on the left white cabin and the Raccoons are on the right black cabin. You can also share your deepest, darkest secrets here, in our confessional outhouse. After your all done unpacking, head on over the mess hall where our new campers will meet Chef Hatchet.

Joe (in conf.)-Okay, this will be interesting. All I need to do is to form an alliance with someone, as well as to get every camper here voted off. That's right!!! Joe's here to win, even if I have to do the wrong way, but who cares, I always do it the wrong way. (chuckles)

Lindsay (in conf.)-Wow! I'm in this place a lot, and I'm always one of the first people to use it.

Chef Hatchet-LISTEN UP! I MAKE IT 3 TIMES A DAY AND YOU WILL ALL EAT IT 3 TIMES A DAY!!! SO GET ON LINE, WITH YOUR TRAYS, COME GET MY DELICIOUS FOOD, AND SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN NOW!!!

Gwen (in conf.)-Here we are, once again, eating Chef's crappy food. I wonder what Chef said about his food being "delicious." I bet its just an inside-joke or something because it isn't delicious at all!

Chris McLean-Okay, I see you all met Chef, ate your lunch, and I bet your going to be done soon.

Joe-Maybe.

Chris McLean-Okay campers, your first challenge will begin in 1 hour.

Owen-Alright...

Lucy-A challenge...

Owen and Lucy-WOOHOO!!!

Bridgette-What do you think they will make us do?

Geoff-Take it easy babe. Its just the first challenge. How hard can it possibly be?

(Scene changes to Chris and the campers on a high cliff)

Geoff-Oh s**t!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Just Like Old Times (Part 2)
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, you've seen 15 of the campers you know and love, and 15 new campers that you will not know well until this episode is over. Anyways, all 30 campers were sent here at this old, crappy camp, as they all compete for $50,000,000. Now, they are ready to take on their first challenge. Who will win today's challenge? Who will be sent home tonight? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

Chris McLean-Your first challenge is going a two-part challenge. The first challenge is something our returning campers might remember, jumping off this huge cliff into the lake. Like the last time we did this, the wider area is the area that your old favorites from the last 3 seasons, the psychotic, but real, man-eating sharks will be. The small area is the safe zone. The team with the most jumpers get a 10-minute headstart on the second part of the challenge. Find a key that opens a hot tub room. The team that finds the key and makes it to the hot tub room wins, and will have a big hot tub party tonight, while the losers send someone home. Sky High Hawks, your up first.

Boomer-Is anyone going to go first, because if noone wants to, then I'll go first. No takers? Fine, I'll go first.

(Boomer jumps off the cliff while laughing maniacally)

Izzy-I'm up next!!!

(Izzy jumps off the cliff, laughing maniacally as well, she's followed by Gwen, Tyler, Wallace, Paul, Cody, LeShawna, and Trent)

Judy-I thought this was going to be a talent contest.

Joe-Tough luck, sister! (pushes Judy off the cliff)

(Judy screams while falling and is followed by Lindsay, Dana, and Tina)

DJ-I'm not jumping, you know I'm scared of heights.

Chris McLean-I was hoping you would say that, but still, that also makes you a chicken, so you have to where this chicken hat for the rest of the day.

DJ-Oh, come on Chris, for real?

Chris McLean-Yes, for real, and the chicken path is that way. Alright Hawks, this is the last member.

Owen-Alright, let me see if I can try and do a big splash like last time.

(Owen jumps and makes an even bigger splash)

Owen-Yes! Yes! WOOHOO!!!

Chris McLean-Alright, so that's 14 jumpers and 1 chicken. Raccoons, if you can beat that, you get a 10-minute headstart on the second part of the challenge.

Michael-Sweet! Alright, who's up first?

(They all stare at Michael)

Joe-I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm doing this.

Harold-Why not?

Joe-Because I'm not in the mood right now to die on National TV right now.

Duncan-Wow.

Michael-Your doing it.

Joe-Says who?

Michael-Says me! I'm not losing this challenge! You are jumping!

Joe-Make me!

(Michael picks up Joe and throws him off the cliff)

Joe-(screams) Alright Michael, when you least expect it, your uppance will come!!!

Duncan-Well, since that kid's off the cliff, I guess I'll go next.

Michael-Then, I'm going after you.

(Duncan and Michael jump, as well as, Geoff, Bridgette, Harold, Clair, Ellen, Lucy, Kaitlyn, and Todd.)

Ashley-Alright, on the count of 3, we all jump. 1...2...3!!!

(Ashley and Jake jump)

Heather-Alright, fine, I'll do it. But only because I want that headstart.

Courtney-I guess it won't be so bad.

(Heather and Courtney jump)

Chris McLean-The winners, with no chickens, THE RAGING RACCOONS!!!

(Everyone on the Raging Raccoons cheer)

Joe (in conf.)-Well, okay. I guess that wasn't SO bad. I just hope the next part isn't more crazy than this one.

Courtney (in conf.)-Wow! We actually had no chickens. I'm liking this team so far. Besides, Heather. Also, I think I might need to keep my eyes on Joe. I think he's up to something and I'll make sure to find out what it is.

Michael (in conf.)-If we lose this challenge, I'm definitely voting off Joe. I hate him!!!

Chris McLean-Alright, your next challenge is to go into this cave and look for a key. This key will open the door to your hot tub room. Whoever gets to the door first wins invincibility and will be having a wicked hot tub party tonight. Raccoons, since you won the last part of the challenge you guys get a 10-minute headstart. Only 2 people will go for each team. Joe and Michael for the Raccoons and once the Raccoons's headstart is over. Dana and Owen will go for the Hawks. Alright, let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Joe (in conf.)-Oh great! I have to go with the little goody-goody twoshoe pansy for the key. This is just great.

(Joe and Michael are in the cave looking for the key)

Joe-Where is that key?

Michael-Just keep looking, you want to win or not?

Joe-Yeah, I would definitely love to lose this challenge, I would definitely love to have NO hot tub party, and I would definitely love to vote someone off tonight.

Michael-That "someone" is going to be you if you don't shut up.

Joe-Let's just look for the key.

Michael-Fine.

Chris McLean-3, 2, 1, Time's Up!!! Raccoons, your headstart is finished. Dana and Owen, its time for you guys to look for your key.

Dana (in conf.)-We like so better win this challenge yo!

Owen (in conf.)-I'm in a cave, looking for a key, standing next to a hot chic, and if we win, we get an AWESOME hot tub party. WOOHOO!!!

(Dana and Owen now look for their key)

Dana-Where is that key yo?

Owen-I don't know. (farts, then chuckles)

Dana-YUCK!!! You are so totally disgusting yo!

Owen (in conf.)-Okay, Dana is now starting to annoy me.

Joe-I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE KEY!

Michael-Really?

Joe-Yes, now come on, let's get going.

Dana-They found the key? I blame you, you ugly sac of farts!!!

(Owen farts in her face as a comeback)

Dana-YUCKY! YUCKY, YUCKY, YUCKY!!!

Owen (in conf.)-I taught her a lesson about messing with me and my farts. That's for sure.

Joe-See you later fartsac and broad from the 80's!!! (laughs)

Dana-Oh no, now were never going to win. Its all your fault fartboy. (slaps Owen across the face)

Chris McLean-And it looks like we have our winners. Joe and Michael of the Raging Raccoons. Boomer can you go tell Dana and Owen to come out now?

Boomer-Sure. (screams at the top of his lungs) Dana, Owen, GETTTTTT OUTTTTTT!!!!!!

Dana-Were out yo. Chillax yo.

Owen-I cannot stand this girl any longer.

Chris McLean-Sky High Hawks? What can I say? Sucks to be you guys right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the huge hangar across the campgrounds for tonight's very first Total Drama Chaos elimination ceremony. (chuckles) And as for the Raccoons, you guys get to rock in your hot tub room for the rest of the night. Everyone, let's get down to the mess hall for some yummy grub.

Paul-Alright, so what do we do now?

Cody-We have to vote for the person we want to eliminate tonight.

Dana-Well its no wonder we lost, you guys are useless, YOUR ALL USELESS!!! Especially lardo over there who won't stop eating for 1 second!!!

(Everyone just stared at Dana)

Dana-What yo, what?

Boomer (in conf.)-Well I guess we know which peep is going home?

(Meanwhile at the hangar, Chris is ready for the first TDC marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Alright Hawks, welcome to your very first marshmallow ceremony. To all the new campers, here is how this works. If I call out your name please come up and get a marshmallow. The person that doesn't called for a marshmallow must immediately walk the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and you can't come back. EVER!!! Alright, here we go. Trent, Gwen, LeShawna, Lindsay, Tyler, Wallace, Paul, Cody, Boomer, Izzy, Tina, DJ, Judy. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. Whoever does not get this last marshmallow must leave Total Drama Chaos...FOR GOOD!!! The final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Owen.

Owen-Yes! Yes! WOOHOO!!!

Dana-You can't vote me off, I'm Dana!!!

Chris McLean-Too bad. They already did. Airstrip of Shame is that way Dana.

(Meanwhile, the Raging Raccoons are having their hot tub party)

Michael-To the Raging Raccoons.

ALL ON RR-THE RAGING RACCOONS!!! WOOHOO!!!

Joe (in conf.)-Is anyone recording this? Good. I came to win this competition, everyone can have their fun, but I got some "things" to do. It won't be long now when I WIN!!! (laughs)

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Spooktacular
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, the 30 campers took on their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into the lake. The Raging Raccoons won with no chickens as they got a 10-minute headstart on the second part of today's challenge, finding a key that leads to each team's very own hot tub room. Joe and Michael went for the Raccoons and Dana and Owen went for the Hawks. Both teams argued...A LOT!!! But, in the end, it was the Raging Raccoons who won today's challenge. The Sky High Hawks had to vote off their first teammate it was either Dana or Owen. But due to Dana's rude remarks, it was she who got kicked off, making her the first camper to be voted Total Drama Chaos. Who will leave tonight? What does Joe have up his sleeve for the other campers? Can my face get any sexier? Find out on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone is in their cabins asleep until Chris rudely wakes them up)

Chris McLean-Rise and shine campers!!! (chuckles) I love using this megaphone.

Joe (in conf.)-(yawning) Why did I sign up for this show?

Gwen-Why does Chris have to wake us up so early?

LeShawna-I don't know, but that guy is getting on my last nerve.

Trent-Mine too.

Chris McLean-Will everybody please get on the Losercopter because we are going to go to the old mansion on the other side of the lake. Your next challenge will be there. I'll give you the stuff you need to know when we get there.

DJ (in conf.)-Old mansion? Is Chris trying to scare us to death. What if there are real ghosts in there? If I die in that house, Chris is getting sued big time!

Chris McLean-Alright! Today's challenge is going to be tested on your courage and your teamwork. You'll all be going inside this mansion. Each team must escape the mansion before the other team makes it out first. Whichever team makes it out first wins. Oh yeah and 1 more thing. If a member of your team runs out of the mansion like a little coward, his or her team will automatically lose. Each team will start in 2 different locations. Hawks, you will enter through the left door and Raccoons will enter through the right door. On your marks, get set, GO!!!

(Everyone runs into the house)

Cody-Gwen, can I come with you so you can...I mean, I mean, protect YOU from the ghosts, if there are any?

Gwen-No, beat it, we probably know your just going to pee in your pants like in Season 1.

Cody (in conf.)-Alright fine, I don't need Gwen! I can just find another woman!

Gwen (in conf.)-Cody's an annoying little twerp and I'm going to lose it if he doesn't stop bugging me. If he comes near me and hits on me again, I'm going to seriously damage him.

Chris McLean-Let's see what the Raging Raccoons are up to.

Bridgette-This place gives me the creeps.

Joe-Well what do you expect? Were in a haunted mansion! What do you expect when your in a haunted mansion?

Bridgette (in conf.)-That kid, Joe, is starting to get on my nerves.

Geoff-Don't worry Bridge. I'm here for you.

(Geoff and Bridgette start making out)

Joe-Oh gross! Get a room!

Heather (in conf.)-You do know that I'm going to just get someone to form an alliance. But that kid Joe is going to be tough to defeat. It doesn't matter though, I got more brains and more strategy than he would ever have.

Joe (in conf.)-That girl Heather is going to be pretty hard to get rid of. But, who cares? I'm way more smarter than that ugly broad! I've seen these reality shows and I think I know what I'm doing.

Chris McLean-I sense some hate going on between 2 of the Raccoons. That is AWESOME!!! Alright, now, time to turn this up a notch. Chef, cue the ghost noises while I get the REAL ghosts of our interns that died trying to build this mansion.

Chef Hatchet-You got it Chris.

Chef Hatchet (in conf.)-Since there are going to REAL ghosts in there. I was hoping that DJ would remember the lessons I gave him about being tough back on Season 2.

DJ (in conf.)-Ghosts? Ghosts? (screams like a little girl)

(The Hawks are walking through the mansion halls until something pokes Cody)

Cody-What do you want Gwen?

Trent-Gwen's not here Cody.

Cody-Then, where is she?

Trent-She's with Joe.

Cody-Isn't Joe a Raccoon? Also, is he the guy who hates all of us?

Trent-Yeah, why do you want to know?

Cody-Why is Gwen with Joe?

Trent-I don't know dude, let's just get out of here.

LeShawna-Wait a second, Gwen's with Joe?

Cody and Trent-Yes!

LeShawna (in conf.)-Does this mean Gwen's a two-timing traitor?

Gwen-You know Joe, I don't know why everyone hates you. I think your a great guy.

Joe-I know. (chuckles)

ALL ON Sky High Hawks (except Gwen)-GWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen-What?

Trent-Why are you hanging out with that guy?

Owen-Yeah, why did you betray us? (cries)

LeShawna-You better have a good explanation for this Gwen.

Boomer-Hey Izzy, did you know when I was 9, I won first place in the Alberta Burp-Off by farting?

Izzy-That's funny because I won the Alberta Fart-Off by burping.

Cody-Wait a minute, I just realized something if Gwen wasn't poking me, who did?

Trent-I think I know.

Cody-It did it again.

DJ-It's not funny, Boomer.

Boomer-I didn't do it.

DJ-Then what was it?

(DJ looks around and sees a REAL ghost and pees his pants)

DJ-GHOST!!!!!!!!!!! (screams like a little girl again)

(DJ runs out of the mansion and the Hawks follow him)

Joe-Wait a second, if DJ ran out of the mansion, then me and my team won the challenge. (cheers)

Duncan-Wait, we won?

Joe-Yeah, DJ ran out like a little girl. (laughs) Mr. Tough ain't so tough now? (laughs more)

Michael-Now your just being mean.

(Meanwhile, Chris sees DJ and the other Sky High Hawks running out of the mansion)

Chris McLean-Well since all of you left the mansion without exiting the way you were supposed to, that means the Raging Raccoons win!!!

(Everyone on the Raging Raccoons cheers, except for Joe, who laughs)

Paul-Why is Joe laughing? And why were you with him?

Gwen-I don't know. What's so bad about him.

Michael-Gwen, eventhough were on different teams, that doesn't mean I still can't tell you about him. Come see me after you vote off somebody.

Joe-What are you talking about Michael?

Michael-Nothing.

Chris McLean-Alright, Hawks, as soon as we get back, you guys got to vote someone off. Raccoons, you guys get to stay at another mansion on the this side of the lake, but this doesn't have any ghosts.

Gwen-Great, so are you going to tell me about Joe?

Michael-I don't know, but I'll probably ask if I can take you along.

Gwen-I don't think Chris would allow it.

Michael-Well that sucks. Just try and see me by the lake before I leave and if we don't finish this talk, will end this talk during breakfast.

Gwen-You got a deal.

Chris McLean-Now, everyone, back to the Losercopter, where one of the Hawks will be riding in very soon.

(Meanwhile at the hangar, the second marshmallow ceremony is about to start)

CM-Welcome back Hawks, to another marshmallow ceremony. If I call out your name please come up and get a marshmallow. The person that doesn't called for a marshmallow must immediately walk the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and you can't come back. EVER!!! Alright, we got one for Trent, one for Owen, one for Lindsay. Tyler, Paul, Wallace. I also have some for Tina, Boomer, Judy, and Izzy. The next 2 go to LeShawna and Cody. And the final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Gwen. DJ, time to go bro.

DJ-Well see you guys later.

Chris McLean-Congratulations to the rest of you. Your all safe...for now!

(At the lake, Michael and Gwen start to talk about Joe)

Gwen-So why did you want to talk about Joe with me?

Michael-Gwen, before Chef's plane comes and takes us to the GOOD mansion, let me just say that you should watch out for Joe because I got a bad feeling about this kid and if you goof off near him, he will probably sabotage your chances at $50,000,000. So, the point is to watch out for Joe because if you trust him, he will like you at first, but when your not looking, he will take you out of the competition easily.

Chef Hatchet-All aboard for a 3-day stay at the GOOD mansion across the lake.

Michael-Oh crap! He's sneaky as a snake, so keep your eyes out for him. I have to go. See you in 3 days.

Gwen-Bye Michael and thanks for the talk.

Michael-Anytime Gwen, anytime. (gets on board Chef's plane with the rest of the Raccoons)

Trent-Gwen, what were you doing?

Gwen-I was talking with...a friend.

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

The Big Bowling Bash
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, both teams took on their second challenge. They had to make it to the other side of the haunted mansion, without running out like a total coward. Cody hit on Gwen once again, and like 800 times, no luck for Cody. However, Gwen would rather have Joe over Cody, which got her lots of criticism from her teammates. Eventhough Gwen betrayed her team, it was DJ who ran out of the house after seeing a REAL ghost. Michael told Gwen to meet him by the lake after voting off one of her teammates, and that teammate was the big loveable brickhouse, DJ, whose cowardlyness not only costed his team the win, but also costed his chances at $50,000,000. Who will win today's challenge? Will Gwen follow Michael's advice about Joe? And, will Boomer and Izzy finally shut up? Find out on this exciting episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone's in the mess hall, having breakfast)

Todd-That was some vacation!

Duncan-I'll say. I think Courtney and Bridgette liked it the most.

Courtney-We loved it!

Bridgette-Yeah, the butlers gave me a free massage, and it felt good.

Todd-It's a shame it ended too soon.

Clair-Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to have breakfast, but you guys won't shut up about the vacation that's now done and over with!!!

Clair (in conf.)-I'm about to beat the living crap out of the next person who talks about the vacation during the next challenge.

Boomer-Hey guys, did I ever show you that trick where I put my foot over my head flawlessly?

Lucy-Yeah, you showed it to us like around 100 times last night. In fact, you walked to the cabin and slept with your foot over your head.

Owen-Yeah. But you got to admit, it was AWESOME!!!

Chris McLean-Raccoons! Hawks! Get ready for your next challenge. It will be a field trip to Rock'em Sock'em Bowling Arena for The BIG Bowling Bash!!! Will be going there in a half hour, so, finish breccy.

Tyler-We are definitely going to win this challenge! And how do I know? Because I'm good at bowling!

Lindsay-It's true! He's got a lot of bowling trophies back at his house.

LeShawna-How do you know about all that?

Lindsay-I slept over his house for a week during the summer break.

(A half hour later...)

Chris McLean-Okay campers, time to get on the Losercopter once again so we get to the place where your next challenge awaits.

Tyler (in conf.)-I am SO going to dominate this game.

Lindsay (in conf.)-Yay! Were playing bowling! Um, what is bowling?

Judy (in conf.)-I wonder what this sport "Bowling", is? It doesn't matter anyway, because I am going to win this, eventhough I don't know what this game is or how you play it.

(Everyone gets on the Losercopter, and they to the Rock'em Sock'em Bowling Arena for their bowling game)

Chris McLean-Here we are, Rock'em...Sock'em...Bowling Arena!!! Your next challenge will be a bowling game. Best 2 out of 3 games win. This is going to be pretty tough getting all of you guys in for your own turn. So, for the Raccoons, we will put you into groups of 3, and for the Hawks, you will be in groups of 4, however, 1 player will have his own turn. I suggest picking your strongest player on your team. Hawks, you got 2 minutes to choose which camper is going to his or her own turn.

Tyler-Me! Me! Me! Pick me!!!

Lindsay-Pick Tyler!

Judy-Who's Tyler?

Wallace-Yo peeps, I'm good at this game. I got over 10 trophies at my house and 20 trophies at my grandpa's bar. I suggest letting me do it.

Tyler-NEVER!!!

Wallace-Um, dude? We all know who's better! How much trophies do you have at this game?

Lindsay-He's got a lot of trophies.

Wallace-How many trophies?

Tyler-Um, um, um, 4?

Wallace-I think we all know who's better if I have almost 50 trophies and you only have 4.

Paul-I choose Wallace.

Chris McLean-You got 30 seconds guys.

Gwen-We pick Wallace.

Chris McLean-Does everyone on your team agree?

(Everyone except Tyler, Lindsay, and Judy say yes)

Chris McLean-Alright, then the 1-man spot goes to Wallace.

Tyler (in conf.)-This is so unfair!!!

Joe (in conf.)-Even with Bowling Boy on their team, they don't stand a chance against my team. I mean, we won the first 2 challenges, so we all know who's going to win this. I still can't believe that annoying Heather has to be on my team. Maybe if I "persuade" to join an alliance with me, this competition will be mine for the taking.

Todd-So, which 3 are going to be in a box each?

Courtney-I say it should be Duncan, me, and Todd. Next Geoff, Bridgette, and Jake. Then Michael, Kaitlyn and Lucy. Then, Joe, Heather, and Harold. And finally, Ashley, Clair, and Ellen.

Jake-That sounds alright!

Ashley-Yeah, I guess that will work.

Chris McLean-So we got the Raccoons checked in. Hawks, what about you?

LeShawna-Alright, me, Gwen, Trent, and Tina for the first box. Cody, Paul, Tyler, and Owen for the second box. Lindsay, Boomer, and Izzy in the third box. And Wallace has the next box. And... Wait? What about the final box?

Chris McLean-Just forget about it! Let the games BEGIN!!! First up are LeShawna and Courtney.

LeShawna-Your going down white girl!

Courtney-I like to see you try.

(LeShawna and Courtney both get strikes)

LeShawna-And that's how we roll!

Joe-Hey, Queen Latifah, she got a strike too.

LeShawna-Oh snap!!!

Chris McLean-Next up are Tyler and Jake.

Tyler-You guys are going down! Were gonna bring the dinner to the table and then were gonna eat it!!!

(The Hawks just look at him with no comments about what he just said)

Heather (in conf.)-We all know were gonna win. Joe is probably

Joe (in conf.)-the perfect person

Heather (in conf.)-to join an

Joe (in conf.)-alliance with. I can get Heather to join. Its going to be too easy.

Jake-Let's do this.

(Jake makes a strike, but Tyler gets a gutter ball)

Boomer-And you said how many trophies you had?

(Everyone on the Sky High Hawks except Lindsay and Judy laugh at Tyler)

Tyler-4?

Izzy-And what were they for?

Tyler-Biggest screw-ups in a bowling game. (starts crying and runs out of the building)

Wallace-Well I guess we don't have to deal with "The Bowling Master" anymore.

Trent-You got that right.

Paul-Yeah! Tyler sucks at this game.

Judy-What are we talking about?

Chris McLean-Okay. Since Tyler ran out of the room crying like a little crybaby, Cody, Paul, and Owen will be the remaining people in their box. Forget about Tyler, he's disqualified.

Gwen-Good!

(Meanwhile, on the Raccoons...)

Heather-So Joe, do you...

Joe-You want to join an alliance with me. Am I right?

Heather-Wow! Uh, I mean YES!!!

Joe-Good! And I got a perfect idea that cannot possibly fail. We will make the Hawks lose this game easily.

Heather-So what's the plan.

Joe-First, you and I will pretend to fight causing Chris to come over here. I'll kick him in the nuts so hard, it will get him to fall into sweet unconsciousness. Then I'll dress up as him and get into the manager's room and tell him to get out. I'll get on the loudspeaker and tell the other campers that its lunch break. Then you go to the Raccoon's bowling computer thingy and keep pressing the strike button until they come back. Then I'll put on my clothes, walk out of the office, give Chris his clothes back, and tell him that the game is over. This plan can't possibly fail. You in?

Heather-Definitely!!!

Chris McLean-Next up are...

Joe-Hey stop that!

Heather-NO!!! You stop!

Chris McLean-Okay you 2 break it...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NUTS!!!

(Chris passes out and Joe steals his clothes)

Joe-Mr. Bidlett? The people at lane 2 need you.

(Mr. Bidlett leaves, leaving Joe free to go out with the next part of his plan)

Joe-LUNCH BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent-Finally, I've been waiting for something to eat all day.

Gwen-I'll say. The only stuff I ate while I was here was that paste.

Joe (in conf.)-WOW! Oh my God!!! These are like the stupidest people alive, I swear to God!!!!!!

Joe-Heather! Now!

Heather-I'm on it.

(Heather goes over to the Raccoons' computer and repeatedly taps the strike button.)

Heather-This is too easy!!!

LeShawna-I can't that there was no food, I can't believe Chris lied to us about that.

Todd-Wouldn't Chris be with us getting lunch?

Duncan-Where is Chris anyway?

Todd-I don't know!

Owen-Hey! What's that tall guy doing on the floor?

Todd-Wait a minute, isn't that...

ALL-Chris?

Duncan-Oh crap, we are so dead!!!

(Chris wakes up while Joe comes back from the office with Chris's clothes on)

Chris McLean-What just happened?

Chef Hatchet-Um, Chris? You might want to get some clothes on! (laughs)

(Everyone else starts laughing with Chef)

Chris McLean-What are you talking about? I had clothes on.

Michael-Well, you don't have them on now. Wait a second, why's Joe wearing Chris's clothes?

Chris McLean-He's wearing my what?!

ALL (except Joe, Heather, Tyler, Lindsay, and Judy)-BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heather-So? Whatever happened to the plan that "can't possibly fail?"

Joe-The key word was possibly.

Chris McLean-Well, since were running out of time, and since Joe stole my clothes, the Raccoons are disqualified!!! Which makes the Sky High Hawks the winners by default.

(Everyone on the Hawks cheer and everyone on the Raccoons stare angrily at Joe and Heather)

Clair-Why did we lose? It's all your faults!!!

(Clair starts throwing bowling balls at everybody on the Raccoons)

Chris McLean-Alright, Hawks you win an extra bowling game here. We will come pick you guys up after tonight's hangar ceremony. As for the Raccoons, you guys are going to the infirmary and then to the hangar for your first marshmallow ceremony.

(Meanwhile at the infirmary)

Chris McLean-Alright! Now that you guys are back on your feet again, you guys must go to the confessional to decide who you want voted off.

Michael (in conf.)-Who do I vote for? Well, it was originally Joe, but now that I just suffered a lot of bowling ball injuries, I'm now voting for Clair.

Todd (in conf.)-Clair definitely!

Duncan (in conf.)-Eventhough Joe and Heather got our team disqualified, at least they didn't throw billions of bowling balls at us! I'm definitely voting for Clair for that.

Joe (in conf.)-I'm voting off Clair, she's a rageaholic and will lose her temper if we lose even 1 challenge.

(Everyone votes for a camper and the Raccoons go to the hangar for their first marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Alright Raccoons, welcome to your very first marshmallow ceremony. To all the new campers, here is how this works. If I call out your name please come up and get a marshmallow. The person that doesn't called for a marshmallow must immediately walk the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and you can't come back. EVER!!! Let's begin, shall we? Michael, Kaitlyn, Courtney, Geoff, Todd, Jake, Ellen, Lucy, Bridgette, Duncan, Ashley, Harold, surprisingly Heather, and the final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Joe-Come on already, give me my friggin marshmallow!!!

Chris McLean-Don't rush me! The audience loves these dramatic conclusions.

(Dramatic music continues playing)

Chris McLean-Joe.

Joe-Its about time!!!

Clair-Fine! See if I care! I don't need to win money from this crappy show anyway!!!

(Clair leaves, but not without kicking Chris in the nuts)

Chris McLean-Damn it! Why does everyone keep doing that today? Anyways, your all safe...for now!

Joe (in conf.)-(laughs evilly) So you think you have won Hawks? Well, this isn't over yet, and I'm NOT ALONE!!! (laughs evilly again)

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Not Another Talent Contest
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, the campers went downtown for a bowling game, which was actually the next challenge. Tyler ran out like the crybaby he is and got kicked out of the game. Joe and Heather soon formed an alliance for one purpose in mind, TAKE EVERYONE DOWN!!! They tried to win by stealing my clothes and by clearing the area. I soon found out about their scheme, I disqualified their team and the Sky High Hawks won their first challenge. Clair soon went berserk and threw bowling balls at her teammates. And eventhough Joe and Heather are ones who SHOULD be going home, it was actually Clair who left because of her breakdown and getting her teammates in the infirmary for a LONG time. Who will win the next challenge? Will Joe and Heather's alliance be the ultimate downfall of every camper here. Will someone seriously stop those two before its too late and I run out of business? Let's find out right now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(At the SHH Cabin)

Wallace-I can't believe we won our first challenge yesterday and we got a free bowling game.

Gwen-It was pretty cool I guess. At least Tyler wasn't there, or else he would get the crap beaten out of him.

Trent-I know what you mean.

Paul-What are you guys talking about?

Boomer-I think there talking about the bowling game yesterday.

Gwen-I still can't believe what Heather did.

Trent-What about Joe? Isn't he the one who thought of the plan.

Gwen (in conf.)-So I guess what Michael said about Joe was true.

Trent-What are we supposed to do now? They now have an alliance formed. Who knows what there gonna do.

LeShawna-I'm down with that. Those two are as mean as my friend Sasha's little brother George when he has a temper tantrum.

Chris McLean (on loudspeaker)-Good morning campers! Please report to the outdoor theather by 7:00 to learn about today's challenge. McLean out!!!

Lindsay-Are we going to see a musical?

Judy-I love musicals, especially the ones with the people, the singing, and the dancing.

Lindsay-Me too.

(At the theather, Chris was about to start talking about today's challenge)

Chris McLean-Okay campers, today's challenge is an old summer favorite, A TALENT CONTEST!!!

Geoff-AWESOME!!!

Owen-Hey, that's my line!

Geoff-Well I said it already, so too bad.

Owen-That's alright.

Chris McLean-Each team will choose 5 people to represent them at the show tonight. In order to win, you must get a good score on this new thing Chef got on eBay, the Clap-O-Meter!!! The longer it claps, the higher the score. You both got 8 hours to choose your 5 people. Good Luck!

Joe-Listen up everybody, I'm in charge of this team and here is how its gonna work.

Bridgette-Why should you be captain?

Joe-Why should you talk?

Duncan-You can't talk to a girl like that.

(Joe punches Duncan in the face)

Joe-Would anyone else like to be a big ****ing hero and dare to question me?

(They all looked scared and didn't dare to say anything at him)

Joe-Good! Who wants to go first and show off their skill, who isn't named Harold?

Harold-GOSH!!!!!

Courtney-I can play the violin.

Bridgette-Didn't I break it a while back?

Courtney-I got a new one and this one's indestructible.

Joe-Fine, go for it.

(Courtney plays the violin and everyone likes it)

Joe-Alright, sign her up. Next?

Bridgette-Me! I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes.

Joe-No you can't! That's impossible!

Bridgette-Well I can do it, so it is possible!

Joe-You can't do it!

Bridgette-Yes I can!!!

Joe-Fine! I like to see you try!

Bridgette-Alright, 20 minutes, starting...NOW!!!

(Everyone except Joe and Heather cheer for Bridgette)

Geoff-Yeah!!! Come on Bridge!!! You can do it!!!

Joe-She can't do it.

Heather-There is no way someone can stand on their hands for 20 minutes.

(Bridgette continued standing on her stands, but soon stopped at 5:31)

Chris McLean-Okay, did the producers really had to count and see how long she can do it?

(Meanwhile on the Hawk team)

LeShawna-Alright, who's going up first? How about you Trent? Play a song.

Gwen-Yeah! Go for it Trent.

Trent-Alright.

(Trent sings a song and is loved by everybody)

Tina-Someone definitely sign him up!!!

LeShawna-I guess Trent's in the talent show. Next?!

Tyler-Can I go next?

LeShawna-Fine! As long as you don't cry!

Tyler-Alright!

(Tyler does tricks with his yo-yo and is actually pretty good)

Gwen-WOW!!! Tyler's pretty good!

LeShawna-Sign him up then.

Boomer-Can I go next? I can wrap my tongue around my head like a towel.

Izzy-HEY!!!

Boomer-WHAT?!?!?!

Izzy-I can do that too!

Boomer-AWESOME!!! But, who's gonna be in the show?

Izzy-Well since your new here, I'll guess I'll let you go.

Boomer-AWESOME!!! Thanks Izzy! I'm gonna go sign up!

LeShawna-Okay, so we have Trent, Tyler, and Boomer. We need 2 more.

Wallace-I can dance...GOOD!!!

LeShawna-Let's see what got!

(Wallace dances and LeShawna nearly passes out)

LeShawna (in conf.)-I cannot believe what I just saw. That was awesome. That guy must be in the show.

Wallace (in conf.)-Sweet! I'm in the show! Thank you, awesome dancing abilities!

LeShawna-We need 1 more person.

Owen-Can I be in it? I can burp the alphabet in 1 go and I can also fart the Super Mario Bros. theme.

Trent-He's good. Besides, I wanna see Owen burp the alphabet in 1 go on the show tonight.

LeShawna-Alright, I'll sign Owen up. Alright, we got our 5 people. We got Trent, Tyler, Boomer, Wallace, and Owen. Any objections?

(They all nod no)

Joe-Alright, so far its my drum solo, Courtney's violin solo, Todd's breakdancing, and Geoff's skateboarding. We need 1 more person.

Michael-I can ride a bike and do tricks on it.

(Michael does some bike tricks and everyone likes it, even Joe and Heather)

Joe-So its me, Courtney, Todd, Geoff, and Michael.

Heather-So, who are we gonna kick off tonight?

Joe-I say we should get Tyler eliminated.

Heather-Alright, how do we do it?

Joe-We just have to sabotage his performance tonight.

Heather-How are gonna do that?

Joe-I'll just trip him. Easy!

Chris McLean-So? I see we got our 5 people from each team. I guess we can now start our show.

Michael-But you said it starts at 2:00. Its only 12:30.

Chris McLean-Then we'll just make it earlier. Everyone to the theather.

(At the theather, the show is about to start)

Chris McLean-It's the TDC Talent Showdown!!!!!!!!! Welcome, to the 1st annual TDC talent contest, our TDC TALENT SHOWDOWN!!! First up for the Raccoons, its...COURTNEY!!!

(Courtney plays her violin and gets an 8 on the Clap-O-Meter)

Chris McLean-Not bad Courtney! Next up for the Hawks, make some noise for TRENT!!!

Trent-This goes out to someone at camp.

(Trent sings his love sing the Clap-O-Meter gives him a 9)

Trent-Awesome! I got a 9!

Chris McLean-Next is Todd!!!

Todd-Let's do this!!! (starts breakdancing)

Chris McLean-Let's see what the Clap-O-Meter says about that.

(The Clap-O-Meter gives Todd a 9)

Chris McLean-Alright! Next for the Hawks is Tyler!

Joe-(to himself) YES!!! All I have to do is trip him and that machine is sure to give him a low score!

(Tyler do his yo-yo tricks and Joe trips him, which screws up his performance)

Tyler-Damn it!!!

Chris McLean-Let's see what the Clap-O-Meter says.

(Tyler gets a 4 on the Clap-O-Meter)

Chris McLean-With that score, the Raging Raccoons are now back in the lead.

Gwen-What the heck was that?

Chris McLean-Next is Geoff and rad skating tricks!!!

(Geoff does his skateboarding tricks and the machine gives him a 7)

Chris McLean-Alright, so Geoff got a 7, if the next 3 Hawks both get an 8 or higher, they win!

LeShawna-We are not gonna lose this challenge!

Chris McLean-Boomer, your up next!

Boomer-ALRIGHT!!! LET'S DO THIS THING!!!

(Boomer does his crazy talent and gets a 6 on the Clap-O-Meter)

Boomer (in conf.)-Looks like I'm going home with a score like that.

Chris McLean-Here he is for the leaders, Michael!

Michael-Who wants to see some awesome bike tricks?

ALL-YEAH!!!

Michael-Then let's do this!!!

(Michael does his bike tricks and gets a perfect 10 on the Clap-O-Meter)

ALL ON RR-YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Chris McLean-Since the Raging Raccoons got a perfect 10, that means they win, but let's just see Wallace's, Owen's, and Joe's talents for fun and see what they get on Clap-O-Meter. First up is Wallace.

(Wallace does his dancing and gets a 9 on the Clap-O-Meter)

Wallace-SWEET!!!

Chris McLean-Next up is Joe!!!

(Everyone boos)

Joe-F**k you all!!!

(Joe plays on the drums and gets a 9 as well)

Chris McLean-The final camper performing is OWEN!!!

(Owens burps the alphabet in one go and the machine gives him a 7)

Chris McLean-Alright! So, like I said, the Raccoons won! Hawks, its back to hangar for you.

(At the hangar, Chris and the Hawks are ready to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Great job to all for entertaining me tonight! Anyways, if you don't get a marshmallow, you must go to the Airstrip of Shame, and get the heck outta here! Trent, Wallace, Owen, Paul, Lindsay, Judy, Cody, LeShawna, Gwen, Tina, Izzy, and the next person voted off your team will be...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Boomer. Tyler your done.

Tyler-Why did you guys vote me off? What did I do?

Paul-You tripped and lost the challenge for us!

Tyler-You all suck, except for Lindsay and possibly Judy!!! (runs off crying)

Chris McLean-Alright! So that wasn't the best marshmallow ceremony ever, but I still get paid. BONUS!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

A Hike to Forget
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, we had a talent contest here on Camp Tajonto. There were winners and there were losers. Joe told Heather that their next target for elimination would be Tyler, so Joe tripped Tyler during his performance, which got him a low score on the Clap-O-Meter. That score, as well as Joe's schemeing, was the reason that the Raccoons and why Tyler got eliminated. What will be the next challenge for our campers? Will the Sky High Hawks make a comeback? and when will Michael finally kick Joe off? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

Heather-Well that was the easiest way to kick off somebody.

Joe-I'll say. Who knew just one little trip could send someone home.

Michael-What are you guys talking about?

Joe and Heather-Nothing!!!

Duncan-What's going on?

Todd-I don't know.

Chris McLean-Rise and shine campers! Please report to the mess hall for breakfast and then report to the hangar for today's challenge.

Joe-Oh joy, another challenge.

Duncan-Shut up Joe, it won't be long anyway when you get voted off.

Joe-We'll see about that juvy boy!

Joe (in conf.)-I can't wait until this show is over and I also can't wait when I WIN!!!

(Everyone went to the mess hall, had breakfast, and went to the hangar)

Chris McLean-Okay campers, today's challenge will be a 5-mile hike through the woods, but we made it more interesting. First, each team will get on a little bus, one camper will have to drive through the course, and I almost forgot, the driver will also be blindfolded, so another camper will have to give the driver directions so they can stay on the course. The next part of the challenge will be a 3-mile obstacle course, you will dodge man-eating bears, bees, raccoons, angry beavers, alligators, and the rare, but real blood-hungry sharks. The final part is a 2-mile run through the woods. Nothing special that part, just make it to the goal first to win. For the Hawks, LeShawna will be the driver and Trent will be the director, and for the Raccoons, Todd will be the driver and Harold will be the director. Hawks will take the white bus and Raccoons will take the black bus.

(Everyone on each team went for their team bus and Chris was about to start the race)

Chris McLean-On your marks...get set...GOOOOO!!!

(Both teams took off and were already neck-in-neck)

Trent-Left, Right.

LeShawna-You got it.

Harold-Right, Left.

Todd-Alright, let's do this!!!

Trent-Right, Left, Left again, Right, turn.

LeShawna-Here we go!!!

Boomer and Izzy-YEEEEEHAHHHH!!!

Harold-Turn right, then left, no wait don't go left, go right, no...

(The Raging Raccoons' bus crashed, so they had to walk to next part of the challenge)

Todd (in conf.)-If we lose this challenge, I'm definitely voting for Harold.

(The Hawks made it to the second part of the challenge, while the Raccoons are almost there)

Duncan-This is all your fault Harold, you stupid dork!

Harold-It was an accident! GOSH!!! IDIOTS!!!

Bridgette-Hey look. Were almost there.

Geoff-Come on, its not too late, we can do this!

(The Raccoons made it to the second part of the challenge, and the Hawks are halfway done with part 2 of the challenge)

Trent-Were almost there! Were gonna win this!

Trent (in conf.)-Were probably gonna make a comeback today. We might actually win this.

Joe-Hey, I see those bumholes, were not far behind from them!

Todd-Were coming! Can't you see were dodging bees, alligators, and bears.

Joe-Oh my!

Harold-Give us a sec, GOSH!!!

(The Raccoons finished part 2, however, the Hawks are almost to the goal)

Gwen-Hey, look its the goal!

Trent-Were almost there, come on.

Owen-Yes! Were gonna win our second challenge! WOOHOO!!!

Joe-Woohoo your butt, tubby!

Owen-There here.

LeShawna-Who's here?

Boomer-The Raccoons! Their gaining on us!

Izzy-We need to run faster, LET'S GO!!!

Chris McLean-The Hawks are almost at the goal, and the Raccoons are gaining! Who's gonna win?

(The Hawks and the Raccoons cross the finish line at the same time, but the Hawks won by a landslide)

Chris McLean-The Hawks are the winners!!!

(Everyone on the Sky High Hawks cheer)

Chris McLean-Raccoons! See you tonight for your second marshmallow ceremony.

Todd (in conf.)-Looks like Harold's going down!

Duncan (in conf.)-Harold, definitely.

Heather (in conf.)-Sorry Harold, but your stay here is gonna be your last.

Joe (in conf.)-See ya dweeb!

(Everyone else voted for the person they wanted off and went to the hangar for tonight's marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Who wants a treat? A tasty goody that represents life? Anyone, anyone? Anyways, if you don't get a marshmallow, you must immediately walk to the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and leave forever. Michael, Todd, Duncan, Bridgette, Lucy, Ashley, Jake, Courtney, Geoff, Ellen, surprisingly Joe, surprisingly Heather, and the final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Kaitlyn.

Harold-What the heck? Why did you guys vote me off? GOSH!!! (leaves and gets on the Losercopter)

Chris McLean-The rest of you are safe...for now!

Joe (in conf.)-It won't be long now! (laughs evilly)

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Laser Tag Losers
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, the campers had to run a 5-mile hike through the woods. There were screams, fighting, and a lot of pants-peeing. Okay, not that last one, but it was still awesome to watch them run that obstacle course. Overall, the Sky High Hawks won the challenge because of bad directiuons from Harold, which got him eliminated. See ya, Harold McGrady!!! What will be the next challenge for our remaining campers? When will we find out the last names of the other campers here? Could this show get any better? Of course it will!!! Find out now how its gonna be better right now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(At the mess hall, the Sky High Hawks were talking about how to defeat Joe and Heather)

Wallace-What are suppose to do about those 2 guys? Those guys are meaner than my former dance instructor!

Paul-Yeah! Who knows what they're gonna do.

Gwen-I for one think Heather is a lieing, cheating, b***ch. But Joe...I don't know, I just met him and stuff.

LeShawna-Gwen, you know Joe is gonna be a menace to us all, just like Heather was on back on season 1. But now they formed an alliance, this can be a big threat to us and to the Raging Raccoons.

Judy-Who's Jim?

Lindsay-Yeah, who is this Jim guy?

Joe-Wow, aren't you guys so stupid!

(Everyone on the SHH gasp in fear)

Trent-Joe, why are you here, and why were you with Gwen a few days ago during the haunted mansion challenge?

Joe-We were just hanging out. I didn't do any thing to screw up your little relationship.

Gwen-What did you say?

Joe-You know instead of settling it here, why don't we just settle during the challenge. Luckily, I know what were gonna do today!

Trent-How do you know today's challenge?

Joe-I bribed Chef to give it to me in exchange for an army movie that I found under Courtney's bed.

LeShawna-Okay, you know what? I had it with you, and your schemeing! Why don't you just shut up and go straight back to your cabin!!!

Gwen-Go LeShawna!!!

Joe-Fine, I'll go, but just remember this, you will be done!

(Joe went back to his cabin)

Trent-What did he mean by "you will be done?"

Gwen-I don't know and now I think this guy is really dangerous.

(Meanwhile at the RR cabin)

Courtney-Where were you Joe?

Joe-None of your business!

Chris McLean-Campers, I hope you had a good night sleep...

Todd-Without Harold's snoring, we definitely had a good night sleep.

Chris McLean-Anyways, your next challenge will begin in a half hour, Raging Raccoons, since you guys aren't at the Mess Hall, go to the Mess Hall, and once your done, report to the woods, where I'll explain your next challenge.

(The Raging Raccoons went to the Mess Hall to have their breakfast)

Heather-So what's are strategy today?

Michael-Why not shutting up and eating?

Kaitlyn-Wow, Michael, if this keeps up, you can probably defeat Joe and Heather in this game.

Heather-Oh my God! Kaitlyn actually talked!!!

Joe-And no, your not going to beat me Michael, once its every camper for themselves, I'll make sure to put you on my Death Note, um, I mean, on my elimination list!!!

Michael-Fine, do what you want, but I'll make sure to save this island from your evil little reign.

Duncan-Yeah, go Michael!!!

Kaitlyn-You definitely got my vote Michael. Joe and Heather are gonna go down!!!

Bridgette-Yeah! I can't stand them anymore!

Geoff-Or their stupid alliance.

Joe-Oh God! Why does this sound like your all about to sing?

Heather-Yeah, this isn't Season 3. Get over the singing crap.

ALL ON RR (except Joe and Heather)-FINE, BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE TO DEFEAT YOU BOTH!!!

(After their breakfast, both teams went down to the woods to learn about their next challenge)

Chris McLean-Your next challenge is a game of...LASER TAG!!! Both teams will enter this arena through different sides, Hawks get the left side and Raccoons get the right. There will be 2 rounds. Round 1 will take place in this arena for 10 minutes, then you head to the arena exit and enter the woods for Round 2. Chef got this scoremaker, all scores will be given individually. Then we will add everybody's scores up and the team with the highest score wins. Now let's move campers! MOVE! MOVE!

Joe (in conf.)-I got this challenge in the bag. I will probably going after Judy, Lindsay, Gwen, and little crybaby Trent. Remember when I said that they will be done, well one of them will be once this challenge is over.

(Meanwhile, in the Laser Tag Arena, everyone was ready)

Chris McLean-3...2...1...GO!!!

LeShawna-Take this Heather!

Heather-Aaah!!! LeShawna, you are so dead!!!

(Heather starts firing lasers at LeShawna's armor)

LeShawna-Where did she go?

LeShawna (in conf.)-My main victim is definitely going to be the "great" alliance of Joe and Heather. I'm make sure to give them both a thing or two.

Joe-Judy? Lindsay? Gwenny? Trenty? Come out and play, so I can FIRE MY LASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judy-So, what are we suppose to do again? OWW!

Joe-Got ya!

Lindsay-Hey, where did Judy go? Hey Jim, what's...

(Joe shoots Lindsay repeatedly until Gwen and Trent come out of nowhere and shoot him from behind)

Joe-Hey, what the crap? Who did that?

Gwen-Hey Joe, you must love karma, don't you?

Trent-What are going to do now loser?

Joe-I'll show you.

(Joe shoots Gwen and Trent fights back by shooting Joe)

Heather-Hey you found Gwen and Trent. Let me join in.

(Heather joins in and shoots Trent and Gwen fights back by shooting Heather)

Joe-DOH!!!

Heather-AAH!!!

Gwen-Yeah!

Trent-That was awesome Gwen!

Gwen-You were awesome too Trent!

Michael-Hey Hawks, as much as I like you guys, I'm still going to have to cream you!!!

(Michael shoots Gwen and Trent and Todd, Geoff, and Duncan soon join in)

Chris McLean-1 minute left guys!!!

Judy-So Diana said "No you can't!", then I said "Are you sure I can't borrow your NV Touch?"

Lindsay-Wow! Your cousin must be as mean as Hannah and John.

(Judy and Lindsay get shot by Courtney, Jake, and Ellen)

Ellen-I got them! I got them!

Jake-Alright Ellen, don't get too cocky!

Courtney-This round is almost over, so pay attention you guys.

Chris McLean-5, 4, 3, 2, 1...TIME'S UP!!! Time for Round 2, all campers head for the exit near the chargeing stations, which I'm surprised noone used at all.

(Everyone headed for the exit and got ready for Round 2)

Chris McLean-Once again, you all have 10 minutes to shoot as much camper butt as you can. 3...2...1...GO!!!

Jake-I say we should all split up. Me, Todd, Ashley, and Duncan. We go north. Bridgette, Courtney, and Michael. You guys go south. Ellen and Lucy go west, and Joe and Heather go east. Were gonna win this game!!!

Trent-Do you think were gonna win this Gwen?

Gwen-I hope so!

Judy-Hey, can Lindsay and I go with you and Trevor?

Gwen-Sure, I guess.

Judy and Lindsay-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe-My ears are bleeding!!!

Heather-That's probably louder than when Katie and Sadie did that.

Gwen-It's Joe!

Trent-And Heather! Start shooting Gwen! You too Judy and Lindsay!!!

Gwen (in conf.)-Okay, I know is gonna sound really girly, but I can't count how many times Trent protected me from Joe's shots. Most guys would've just shot to win.

Joe-Personally, I would just shoot to win!

(Gwen, Trent, Joe, and Heather start firing at eachother while Judy and Lindsay hide inside a nearby log)

Judy-Do you think will be safe in here?

Lindsay-I don't know!

Judy-Hey do you wanna compare cell phones and purses?

Lindsay-Sure!

Trent-Taste this Heather!!!

Gwen-Take this Joe!!!

Joe-Here comes the icing on the cake Gwenny!!!

Heather-Your about to get destroyed Trent!!!

Chris McLean-5, 4, 3, 2, 1...TIME'S UP!!! That's the end of Round 2 and today's challenge, please come back to the arena exit, and come out from the arena entrance.

Trent-That was awesome!

Gwen-I've never had this much fun in my life!!!

Chris McLean-I'll tell everybody their scores. Gwen and Trent both got 95, so did Joe and Heather. The rest of you got 75, except Judy and Lindsay, you girls got a big fat 0!!!

Judy-Aw man!

Lindsay-Bummer!

Chris McLean-Let's see, 95+95+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+0+0. Sky High Hawks, you got 790 points!!! Now for the Raging Raccoons, 95+95+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+75+75. Raging Raccoons, you got 1,015 points, which means you guys won today's challenge!!! Hawks, back to the hangar for you guys.

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, Chris and the Hawks now were ready to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-I guess you guys know how this works, so let's just get this started. Trent, Gwen, Wallace, Tina, Izzy, Boomer, Paul, Cody, LeShawna, Owen, and last, but not least...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Judy.

Judy-See ya later Lindsay.

Lindsay-Bye guys, see you all at the finale.

Joe (in conf.)-I knew they would pick one of the 2 blondes. I should go for someone's love life next time, so that way, I don't need any distractions.

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Operation: Love Life Sabotage (Part 1)
CM-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, it was laser tag time on at Camp Tajonto. Gwen, Trent, Joe, and Heather were DESTROYING eachother on the battlefield. Judy and Lindsay did absolutely nothing throughout the entire challenge. After both rounds, we tallied everyone's scores. Gwen, Trent, Joe, and Heather got 95, everyone else got 75, execpt Judy and Lindsay. Those girls got absolute 0's. Between Judy and Lindsay at the marshmallow ceremony, most people preferred Judy over Lindsay, which got our favorite blonde on the show eliminated, but hey, at least we got our new blonde Judy! Anyways, after the marshmallow ceremony, Joe explained his plans for "Operation: Love Life Sabotage", who knows what tricks he has up his sleeve. Let's see what evil plan Joe is about to pull off on today's episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(At the RR cabin, everyone was sleeping, except Joe and Heather who are in the confessional)

HE (in conf.)-So? Is everything gonna go according to plan?

JO (in conf.)-I'm sure of it. All we have to do is to seduce uptight girl, and surfing hippie for a long enough time, that delinquent and party animal will be so ticked off, they'll tell everyone on their team to voted them off. It's genius!

HE (in conf.)-This better work!

JO (in conf.)-It is gonna work! After all, I thought of it. You'll get Courtney today, and I'll get Bridgette tomorrow.

HE (in conf.)-I can't seduce Courtney, I'm a woman!!!

JO (in conf.)-I guess your right. Are you good with makeup?

HE (in conf.)-Yeah. Why?

JO (in conf.)-You can make me look like delinquent, so I'll seduce Courtney.

HE (in conf.)-But what about Duncan?

JO (in conf.)-Just stall him. When I'm ready, I'll give you the signal.

HE (in conf.)-I guess its time to put this plan into full motion.

JO (in conf.)-Yes. Yes it is time.

(At the hangar, Chris tells the campers about the next challenge)

CM-Your challenge today is to travel to Boney Island. You must collect all the pieces of a totem pole, found around your team area of the island. There are 10 pieces. Then, once you collect all 10 pieces, you must run for 2 miles through Boney Forest. Once you reach the way out of Boney Forest, you must assemble the totem pole. Finally, after you complete the totem pole, there will be a set of canoes, you must make back here while avoiding the rare, but real, psychotic sharks. The team that makes it here first wins. Oh and to all the new campers, if you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed forever!

EL-Alright, let's go win this.

WA-Come on peeps, let's do it to it.

(Everyone rushed to their canoes, but they were stopped by Chris)

CM-Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that one of your teammates must swim to the giant shrine in the middle of the lake and assemble the totem pole, all by themselves. So pick the best swimmer on your team.

GW-If only DJ were here.

(Everyone rushed to the beach and started to pick canoe partners)

JO-You know the plan right?

HE-Yeah, but first, you and I will get to the island, and we'll get Duncan to swim out there, and while he's doing that, you'll be disguised as Duncan and you'll get Courtney to kiss you, at least when I give you the signal.

JO-Alright, let's do this.

OW-Hey Izzy, Boomer? Want to row with me?

IZ-Sure Owen! Come on Boomer!

BO-Alright, but Owen better not fart on the canoe!

OW-I won't...(farts and chuckles)

BO-Wanna just go ourselves?

IZ-Nah! I wanna ride with Owen. If you want, you can pick someone else to ride with.

BO-Alright, I'll ride with Paul, see you guys later.

PA-Do you need a partner Boomer?

BO-Sure, how'd you know?

PA-I'm smart like that. Let's go.

LS-Hey Wallace, wanna go with me.

WA-Sure, sugar cookie, let's paddle to the metal.

(Meanwhile, everyone else on the Hawks picked their partners. Gwen and Trent, Cody and Judy, and Tina paddled with Boomer and Paul)

DU-Hey Courtney, you need a partner?

COU-Sure Duncan!

TO-Can I come too?

COU-Alright, at least your nicer than Joe and Heather. Who knows what their up to now.

KA-Can I go with you Michael, pretty please???

MI-Sure, why not?

AS-Hey Bridgette and Geoff. Can I ride with you guys?

GE-Sure.

BR-Yeah! You can come with us!

EL-Hey Lucy, wanna be partners?

LU-Alright.

JA-Does anyone wanna ride with me?

TO-Sorry Jake, we already got partners.

JA-Aw man!

JO-Will let you ride with us, on one condition.

JA-What?

HE-Help us get rid of Courtney and Bridgette.

JA-No way! I'm not helping you guys out!!!

JO-Alright. Suit yourself. Looks like you won't have anyone to row with then.

JA-(sighs) Fine! What do I have to do?

HE-We'll tell you about what you have to do once we get to Boney Island. Come on, let's get going!!!

(Everyone got their canoes into the water and were ready to start the race)

CM-On your marks, get set, GO!!! (fires gun and hits a seagull again) Why do I keep hitting those stupid birds? They need to watch where their going.

(Everyone was rowing their way to Boney Island, Meanwhile, Geoff, Bridgette, and Ashley were talking with Duncan, Courtney, and Todd about Joe and Heather's plan to get Jake to join their alliance and sabotage the challenges)

TO-I don't understand why those guys can't play fair!

COU-Well I think I can take care of Joe, after all I was a CIT.

BR-We knew that already. But, how are gonna defeat Joe? No offense, Courtney, but that kid is pretty smart and knows how to manipulate people. He can do it even better than Heather.

GE-Why is Jake joining them as well?

AS-Probably just to get a ride.

DU-They're up to something. I'm sure of it.

COU-For some reason, I have this strange idea that someone is gonna do something to get me eliminated.

DU-That's nonsense!!! Who would wrongly vote off a sweet, kind, generous person like yourself?

TO-Joe and Heather!!! That's who!

DU-If Courtney actually gets wrongly eliminated, I'll beat the s**t out of those 2.

COU-Thanks honey. (kisses Duncan on the cheek)

BR-So you really are a great guy Duncan?

DU-No I'm not, why do you think I'm in juvy?

(A few minutes later, everyone reached Boney Island)

MI-There it is!

LS-Boney Island!!!

(After landing on the beach, both teams went to their separate parts of the island to look for their totem pole pieces)

CM (from his helicopter)-For this challenge, the Hawks will go right and the Raccoons will go left. Yeah! Gonna mix it up this time!

LS-Hey I found a piece.

TR-So did I.

GW-And so did I.

JU-What are looking for again?

OW-I found one.

IZ-Me too.

BO-I also got one. How many more do we need?

COD-We have 7 pieces now, so we need 3 more pieces. Then we go through Boney Forest.

PA-Where are those last 3 pieces?

LS-Who knows where they are hidden.

WA-I found another one.

TI-I found one too. That means we have all 10. Let's go!!!

CM-The Hawks found all of their pieces. Let's see how the Raccoons are doing.

TO-We need 1 more piece. Where is it?

JA-I don't know.

AS-Maybe its hidden in 1 on those plants.

LU-Or up in the tree.

EL-Or buried in the sand.

(While everyone was wondering where the last totem pole piece is, Duncan tripped on something while he was walking, and the thing he tripped on happened to be the final totem pole piece)

DU-Hey! I got the last piece!!! Let's get out of here!!!

CM-Both teams are now neck-in-neck, as they head through the huge and creepy Boney Forest.

KA-This place gives me the creeps.

MI-There's nothing to be afraid of.

JO-Will you 2 shut up and get with the program?

HE-Were almost out! Ready to put our plan into gear?

JO-As soon as we get out of here, I'll tell you what to do.

TR-How huge is this place?

GW-And what does the map say about how many miles we have to run to get out of the forest?

BO-It's OVER 9000!!!

ALL ON SHH (except Boomer)-OVER 9000???

BO-OVER 9000!!!

OW-Youtube Poop references for the win!!!

BO-Definitely!!!

CM-Both teams have made it out of Boney Forest. Now both teams must pick 1 person to swim over to the totem shrine to assemble the totem pole.

COU-I think Duncan should go!!!

JA-All in favor of Duncan?

ALL ON RR (except Duncan)-I!!!!!

MI-Here are the totem pole pieces.

COU-Be careful honey!!!

JO-Ready?

HE-Ready! Let's go behind the bush so we can disguise you as Duncan.

(5 minutes later)

HE-TADAH!!!

JO-Nice going Heather!!! Now go hide in the tree and give me the signal when Duncan comes back.

JO (as Duncan)-Hey Courtney!

COU-Duncan? I thought you were in the ocean.

JO-Ohhhh. That's my identical cousin, Hunken.

COU-Alright then. What is it you want to tell me?

JO-You see, I don't think were connecting a lot recently. Have'nt you noticed that lately?

COU-Yeah, I guess.

(Meanwhile on the SHH)

GW-Alright, who's gonna swim to that shrine while avoiding the killer sharks?

DU-Wait a minute? I forgot about the killer sharks!!! (screams while avoiding the sharks)

TR-I think it should be Boomer.

BO-Why me?

TR-Because you always eat sugar and it makes you really hyper and fast. And since your on a sugar rush most of the time, you can outswim Duncan to the shrine.

BO-I guess your right.

(Boomer got his totem pieces and headed for the shrine)

DU-Almost, almost, GOT IT!!! (Duncan swims back to the beach)

COU-I know how you feel about our relationship Duncan, but I still like you the way you are and the way our relationship is.

(Heather gives Joe the signal)

JO-You know what Courtney we should make up with just 1 kiss. 1 kiss only.

COU-Alright.

(Joe and Courtney kiss right in front of Duncan)

DU-Oh my God Courtney!!! What were you doing with him?

COU-Duncan? But I though you were...he's gone.

DU-So who did you kiss then?

COU-I didn't mean to.

(Meanwhile, Boomer finished his team's totem pole, swam back to the beach, and the Hawks got in their canoes and were about to start paddling back to Camp Tajonto)

MI-Guys!!! The Hawks!!! They're going back to camp!!!

DU-I'll deal with you later.

COU-But Duncan. (starts to cry)

BR-Come on Courtney!

(The Raccoons were paddling back to camp and were almost passing the Hawks, however, some of the Raccoons' canoes got stuck by rocks)

LS-Yeah!!! We won!!!

CM-Thanks for pointing out the obvious LeShawna. You and your team win the challenge.

(Everyone on SHH cheer)

CM-Now where are the Raccoons?

TO-Were here.

CM-Too late. The Hawks won already. I'll see you and your team at the hangar for tonight's marshmallow ceremony.

MI-Dangit!!!

DU (in conf.)-After what Courtney did to me, I'm definitely voting her off.

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, Chris and the Raccoons were about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

CM-Campers, I only have 13 marshmallows on my plate, one of you won't be getting one and will be getting on the Losercopter and will be never be coming back. EVER!!! Michael, Todd, Bridgette, Ellen, Lucy, Jake, Geoff, Ashley, Kaitlyn, Duncan, and Heather. The final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

CM-Joe.

COU-Duncan! I can't believe you voted me off, and I didn't mean to do it!!!

JO-Looks like you did mean to do it.

COU-How do you know?

JO-Because I did it.

(Everyone, even Chris gasps)

MI-I never knew someone could sink this low.

BR-Looks like Joe passed that low.

DU-So Joe was the one who tricked you into kissing him?

COU-Apparently.

DU-I'm going to beat the living s**t out of you.

JO-I like (chuckles) to see you try.

(10 seconds later, Joe ties Duncan up to a tree)

COU-I guess this is goodbye.

DU-Courtney, I didn't know Joe did this, I thought you were cheating on me.

COU-I would never cheat on you. Goodbye Duncan. (kisses Duncan on the lips and leaves)

JO-It seems that you all just got played. Well, its been a long day and I'm gonna go to sleep. Good night morons.

BR (in conf.)-Normally I don't hold any grudges against anyone, but Joe is definitely one to hold a grudge against.

DU (in conf.)-I'm gonna get that kid for what he did to Courtney. I'm gonna find out how he did it and get him disqualified.

JO (in conf.)-Well isn't just marvelous. I've got dozens of people to thank. Thanks to Heather, the stupid campers for not knowing, and what's this one. Um...Satan?! Anyways, I'm going to get rid of surfer hippie, so find out how I manage to pull off such a magnificent plan to eliminate Bridgette next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!! (laughs evilly)

Operation: Love Life Sabotage (Part 2)
CM-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, it was a canoe race to Boney Island, where the campers had to put together a totem pole in the middle of the ocean. Joe and Heather thought of a plan to get rid of both Courtney and Bridgette. Today, they decided to take out Courtney. Heather disguised Joe as Duncan, seducing Courtney into kissing him. Brutal!!! Duncan though that Courtney was cheating on him, so he voted her out. Joe then told his entire team that he was responsible for the whole thing. But it was too late for Duncan, as Courtney was already voted out. Nicely played Joe! Nicely played! Will Joe's reign of terror continue on the island? Let's find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(At the lake)

BR-This is a nice day to go for a swim.

GE-Sure is.

JA-Hey can I come in?

HE-No you can't! We have "things" to talk about first.

BR-Why is Jake with Heather?

GE-Maybe there in an alliance.

BR-Why does Jake have to be in their alliance? He's not like Heather or Joe!

GW-Hey Bridgette. Hey Geoff.

GE-Hey Gwen.

BR-Wanna come in?

GW-No thanks. I'm spying on Joe and Heather.

BR-Why?

GW-Because if they eliminated Courtney, then I wanna find out what their next plan is. I also wanna find out why Jake is in their alliance.

GE-Maybe he's been blackmailed or something.

CM-Good morning campers, please report to the Losercopter. Were gonna be playing some sports today!!!

GW-What about breakfast?

CM-The sports place is going to give us breakfast. Now let's move!!!

(Everyone got up, got dressed, and went to the Losercopter.)

CM-Your next challenge is a sports-themed challenge. We will be going to Otekwa Sports Center for the challenge. But for good news, they will supply you with breakfast today, so you guys don't have to eat Chef's cooking today.

ALL-YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CM-I see your all excited.

(They head to the Otekwa Sports Center, had breakfast, and are ready to start the first cpart of the challenge)

CM-The first part of the challenge is to run bases. First, you will take a bat, and wait for our automatic ball pitcher to the throw the ball, which is really a stink bomb filled with Owen's farts.

ALL (except Owen)-YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OW-Ah, come on guys. What's so bad about my...(farts) Wow I do stink!

CM-Anyways, you will have to avoid electrified hurdles, little eel-infested pools, and a swarm of angry bees. If you get hurt by any of those 3 things 3 times, your done. You must make it home while avoiding everything in your way. The team with the most people who make it home wins. Raccoons, your up first.

JA-I think I should...

JO-I don't think so. Remember, your part of this alliance, and what Heather and I say goes. And we say we want Bridgette to go first.

JA-Why Bridgette?

HE-Because she's a total klutz on land. And if were gonna eliminate her, were gonna do it in a way that will make the campers want to vote her off.

JA-I think we should pick Bridgette to go up first.

BR-Alright! I'll give it a shot!

(Bridgette gets ready for the throw, she misses the ball and hits Ashley by accident)

AS-Bridgette!!! Hit the ball, not me!!!

BR-Sorry!

(Bridgette hits it this time and heads for first base, but falls on one of the electrified hurdles and gets shocked)

GE-Bridgette, are you okay?

BR-Yeah I'm fine.

(Bridgette gets up and makes it to first base)

GE-I'll go up now.

(Geoff hits the ball and makes it to first base, while Bridgette falls into the eel pool and gets shocked)

BR-I'm okay.

(Bridgette proceeds running to second base and makes it there)

TO-I'm next!

(Todd hits it and makes it to first base, Geoff makes it to second base, and Bridgette gets stung by bees and is out)

JO-Yes!!!

(Everyone else hits the ball, and in the end, 7 make it home and 5 got out)

CM-Alright, so that's 7 runs and 5 runs. Hawks, if you can beat that, I'll give 10 extra points for the next part of the challenge.

COD-Hey guys, can I go first?

JU-Sure Brody.

(Cody hits it and gets a home run)

LS-Nice job Cody.

TR-Yeah, good work!

COD-Thanks guys!!!

JU-I'll go up next.

(Judy hits it and gets out quickly after getting shocked by the hurdles 3 times already)

WA-Well that was pathetic. I'm next!

(Wallace hits it and also gets a home run)

TI-That was awesome Wallace!!!

BO-That WAS awesome!!!

IZ-Yeah I know!!!

(Everyone else on the Hawks hit it and in the end, 9 make it home and 2 got out)

CM-Congratulations Hawks, you won the first part of the challenge.

(Everyone on SHH cheer)

MI-Don't sweat it guys. I'm sure will win in the next event.

CM-The second part is a volleyball game and since both teams are uneven, one member from the Raccoons will have to sit out after every 2 rounds. The team that reaches 20 first wins.

JO-Alright, I'll volunteer.

(Joe sat out on purpose to command Heather during the first 2 rounds of the game)

CM-Okay campers, let's get ready to play some volleyball. (blows whistle)

JO-Heather?

HE-What?

JO-Get Bridgette.

HE-Alright, I know what to do.

WA-Alright! Let's begin this game.

(Wallace serves the ball, and as Bridgette was about to get it, Heather pushes her aside and gets it)

BR-What the heck was that for?

HE-For sucking at this game, that's what!!!

(Wallace serves it again, and Bridgette gets hit in the face)

TO-What are you doing Bridgette?

BR-I would be able to get it, but Heather won't let me.

HE-Just shut up Bridgette!

CM-Bridgette, you switch with Joe for this round.

(Meanwhile, the score is 19-19, next score wins)

DU-Final serve, let's win this. (serves the ball)

JO-Got it. (hits ball)

HE-I got it now. (hits ball)

BR-I got it! I got it! (Heather trips her "on accident" and gets hit in the face again)

CM-The Hawks are the winners! Again!

GW-Wow, were doing good today.

LS-We might just win this thing yet y'all!!!

CM-The final challenge is an obstacle course. First, you must carry with a football and make it to the goal while avoiding bears. Then, you must shoot a basketball into a hoop before the ball blows up because the basketballs are also stink bombs. Next, a must kick a soccer ball into the net which is guarded by bears, raccoons, and snapping turtles. And finally, you must run through through the rest of the course avoiding oil spills, more bears, and some huge explosives. One member of the Hawks has to run twice. First team with all campers back wins. And whoever wins this challenge, wins invincibility.

LS-I'll go twice for our team!

CM-On your marks, get set, GO!!!!!!

(The first to run were LeShawna ran for the Hawks and Duncan ran for the Raccoons)

ALL ON RR (except Duncan)-Go Duncan!!! Go Duncan!!! Go Duncan!!!

ALL ON SHH (except LeShawna)-Go LeShawna!!! Go LeShawna!!! Go LeShawna!!!

(Next was Wallace and Michael)

ALL ON RR (except Michael)-Go Michael!!! Go Michael!!! Go Michael!!!

ALL ON SHH (except Wallace)-Go Wallace!!! Go Wallace!!! Go Wallace!!!

(Next was Gwen and Ellen, then Tina and Lucy, then Boomer and Heather, then Owen and Geoff, then Izzy and Kaitlyn, then Trent and Joe, then Paul and Todd, then Cody and Ashley, then Judy and Jake, and finally LeShawna ran once again against Bridgette)

GE-Come on Bridgette!!! You can do it!!!

TO-Go Bridgette!!!

MI-You can win this Bridgette!!!

GW-You can beat her LeShawna!!!

TR-Go LeShawna!!! GO!!!

COD-You can do this LeShawna!!!

(LeShawna and Bridgette were neck-in-neck, until at the very last second, Bridgette tripped, which cost her the race and the win)

JO-What did you do? What was that?

BR-I don't know! I just tripped on accident!

HE (in conf.)-Are you sure Bridgette? (shows a miniature banana peel to the viewing world) Are you sure?

JO (in conf.)-If Bridgette doesn't get voted off because of that, I don't know what will.

CM-And the Hawks are the winners of today's challenge. Raccoons, I'll see you guys tonight at the hangar. See you soon. Oh and I almost forgot, the Hawks will be enjoying a reward tonight. A totally awesome, totally free...TUCK SHOP PARTY!!!!!

(Everyone on SHH cheer)

LS-Oh yeah baby!!! That's how we roll!!!

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, Chris and the Raccoons are about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

CM-Alright Raccoons, if you don't get a marshmallow, you can't come back, EVER!!! Duncan, Todd, Ashley, Joe, Michael, Lucy, Ellen, Geoff, Kaitlyn, Jake and the final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

CM-Heather.

BR-Well I guess this is goodbye.

GE-See ya Bridge!!!

CM-Congratulations to the rest of you. Your all safe...for now!!!

JO (in conf.)-I knew just getting the team to do my bidding would get my way. Bye, Bye Bridgette!!!

JA (in conf.)-I can easily say that I'm done with Joe and Heather's stupid alliance. I'm sticking with everyone else.

CM-Wow, with Joe here, the drama really decided to come to this camp. Let's see what happens next time. I least I still get paid. BONUS!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Bad Will Hunting
CM-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, we went to the Otekwa Sports Center for an all-around sports-themed challenge. First we played some baseball, which Bridgette sucked at. Meanwhile, everyone managed to at least get to second base. Then, we played volleyball, which Bridgette also sucked at. Then finally, we had an obstacle course involving some football, some basketball, soccer, and a run back to the finish life. LeShawna had to run twice for the Hawks, due to uneven teams. And here's a shocker, Bridgette sucked. But later, we found out it was Joe and Heather's schemeing which caused her to suck badly. But, either way, she was still booted off by her fellow ex-campers. We also found out that Jake was forced to work for the devious duo, but quitted their alliance after Bridgette's elimination. Will this finally be the end of the Joe-Heather Alliance? I seriously doubt it. But let's see anyway if it does end on today's episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Both SHH and RR are still sleeping, but are distracted by Geoff's fit in the confessional)

GE (in conf.)-(cries) Why did those have two have to vote off Bridgette? (continues crying) Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! (continues crying)

LS-How long is Party Boy gonna be crying in there?

JU-Until he's all better I guess.

GW-I feel so bad.

TR-How many times are Joe and Heather gonna wrongly vote somebody off like that? Its not right!

COD-I know. They must be stopped.

CM-Attention campers, report to the woods right after you get up and put your clothes on. Your next challenge will be there.

(Everyone gets ready and heads to the woods for the next challenge)

CM-I hope none of you are animal activists because were going hunting.

PA-Why?

CM-Were not hunting real deer, but we hired some people to make robotic deer just for you to shoot with these.

DU-You expect us to shoot robotic deer with paintball guns?

CM-Yep.

JO-I don't need those crappy guns because I got this. (shows off a bow)

MI-You can't do that.

CM-Actually he can. There's no rule against carrying a bow.

MI (in conf.)-These rules are starting to tick me off. That and Joe.

CM-The rules of this challenge are simple. Just shoot any robotic deer of your team color to get points. The team with the most points by the end of the challenge wins. Also, if you shoot the robotic deer of the opposite team color, you lose 20 points on your final score. And Joe can use his bow to shoot the robotic deer.

JU-Um...what are the team colors?

CM-White for the Hawks and Black for the Raccoons. Now let's move campers! Move!

(Everyone heads out and statrs looking for their team's robotic deer)

KA-Hey I think I see one.

MI-Kaitlyn look out. (saves Kaitlyn from one of Joe's arrows)

JO-Damn. It ran away.

KA-What just happened?

MI-An arrow was coming straight at you, your just lucky I was here.

KA-Well thanks for saving my life Michael.

MI-You don't need to thank me Kaitlyn, I'm just glad your'e safe. And this is also why bows should be prohibited from this challenge.

MI (in conf.)-Just for the fun of it, I'm gonna find Joe and shoot him for almost killing Kaitlyn.

JO (in conf.)-I didn't mean to kill Kaitlyn. I just thought she was a deer. Now I'm gonna be in deep s**t with everyone else.

TI-Where are those friggin deer? (finds a white deer) There's one! (starts shooting at it)

TR-Hey Tina!

TI-Hey Trent. What's up?

TR-Nice shooting.

TI-Thanks.

MI-Hey I see a deer!

KA-You do?

MI-Yeah! (starts shooting at it)

KA-Nice job.

MI-Thanks.

MI (in conf.)-I think I'm starting to fall in love with Kaitlyn. I just hope Joe doesn't screw it up.

JU-What are we supposed to be shooting at?

GW-The deer. Idiot.

JU-Hey I see one. (starts shooting at it)

GW-You moron. That deer had the opposite team color.

JU-Oops! Sorry!

CM (on the loudspeaker)-Oh yeah I almost forget, if one team shoots a deer with the opposite team color, that team gets a bonus 10points. So Hawks, you can now thank Judy for giving the Raccoons a bonus 10 points.

BO-Now were gonna lose thanks to you!!!

TI-Yeah, you gotta be blind to miss that!!!

OW-Hey, It was just a simple mistake, I'm sure Judy would do it take again.

BO-Owen's right.

TI-You two are made for eachother.

OW-I'm already dating Izzy so that's unfortunately out of the question.

TI-Well that kinda sucks.

GW-Will you guys stop talking? We got a challenge to win!!!

CM (on the loudspeaker)-Alright campers, you got 10 more minutes.

TO-I got one.

MI-Don't get cocky kid.

JO-How many times is that reference gonna be used?! Seriously people!

TO-Well excuse us for having fun.

MI-That reminds me. (shoots at Joe)

JO-What the hell was that for?

MI-For almost killing Kaitlyn!

DU-I got 3 deer. Beat that!

BO-Oh yeah I got 11 deer. Beat that Delinquent!

KA-I can. I got 16 deer.

BO-Whoa that's a lot.

MI-Man she's hot when shooting robotic deer.

JO (in conf.)-I may be a sadistic a-hole, but I don't tamper with love.

DU (from outside)-Bullcrap Joe!!! You ruined Geoff's relationship with Bridgette and my relationship with Courtney and your NOT gonna ruin Michael's soon-to-be relationship with Kaitlyn!!!

JO (in conf.)-Oh my God! Shut up!!!

DU (from outside)-Make me!

(Joe gets out of the confessional and duct tapes Duncan's mouth shut and handcuffs him so he doesn't try to take it off)

DU (mumbling)-Your not gonna get away with this you stupid a-hole!

JO-Oh I will Duncan! I will! Once...I...WIN!!!

CM (on loudspeaker)-Okay campers time is up! Report to the hangar so we can tally up your scores!

(Everyone returns to the hangar where Chris tallys the scores)

CM-Alrighty then. With a score of 20-11, the Raccoons win!

(Everyone on RR cheer)

CM-Hawks, back to the hangar with you guys.

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, Chris and the Hawks are about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

CM-You all cast your vote and made your decision. The camper who doesn't get a marshmallow must immediately report to the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and never return. The marshmallows go to Tina, Trent, Owen, Gwen, Cody, Paul, Wallace, LeShawna, and Boomer. The final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

CM-Izzy.

JU-(cries) Why did you vote me off?

GW-Because you cost us the win!

JU-I'm so sad!!! (cries to the Losercopter)

CM-There goes our other blonde. Anyways, the rest of you are safe...for now!

LI-Hey Judy. You got voted off too?

JU-(sighs) Yeah.

(Judy gets on the Losercopter with Lindsay and leaves)

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

A Non-Elite, Non-Sweet Treat to Eat
CM-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, the campers went on a hunting safari. They had to shoot black or white robotic deer to win the most points in order to win the challenge. Judy shot the wrong deer. Everyone scolded her until Owen broke up the quarrel. Joe used his bow to shoot the deer, but almost shot Kaitlyn, but Michael saved her in the knick of time. Michael and Kaitlyn start to hang out more until the end of the challenge and the Raging Raccoons won the challenge. The Sky High Hawks weren't so lucky as they had to vote off another teammate. Judy was then kicked off for screwing up their chances of winning the challenge, but was reunited with her BFF Lindsay. Will Joe ruin Michael's soon-to-be relationship with Kaitlyn? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone immediately went to the mess hall for their next challenge)

CM-Your next challenge is a 3-parter. The first challenge is to find the food your assigned to look for. All Hawks will be in teams of 5 and all Raccoons will be teams of 6 and 5. The partners that get their food to Chef first wins the first part of the challenge. Team 1 on the Hawks will be Owen, Izzy, Boomer, Cody, and Paul. Team 2 for the Hawks will be Gwen, Trent, LeShawna, Tina, and Wallace. Now for the Raccoons, Team 1 will be Michael, Joe, Kaitlyn, Duncan, Ashley, and Ellen. Team 2 will be Todd, Heather, Geoff, Jake, and Lucy. Ready..Set...GO!!!

(Everyone runs around to find their assigned food, cuts to Team 1 of the Hawks)

PA-So were supposed to look for a banana. That's not hard.

BO-Hey Paul, did you I once ate the peel of a banana.

PA-I don't think your supposed to eat the peel.

BO-Yeah I know. But I wanted to know if it tasted like anything. Boy, was I wrong? I didn't taste like anything, not even the banana.

IZ-You tried that too?

BO-Yeah. You did too?

IZ-Yeah, but instead of eating the peel, I stuck it up my nose. It felt weird.

COD-That's kinda gross.

PA-Make that REALLY gross!!!

OW-Is it as gross as my farts?

ALL (except Owen)-YES!!!

PA-But I think what Izzy did was a little bit grosser.

(Cut to Team 2 of the Hawks)

WA-What are looking for anyway?

LS-Were supposed to find a green chicken.

TI-Since when were chickens green?

TR-Maybe 1 chicken vomited on another chicken. Permanently turning green.

TI (in conf.)-What kind of logic is that? I know I'm friends with Trent, but that was one of the most stupidest theories, let alone things, I've ever heard in my life.

WA-Let's continue searching.

GW-Wallace is right. Let's look for some green chicken.

TI (mumbling)-How are chicken green?

(Cut to Team 1 of the Raccoons)

MI-So were searching for a bag of chips.

JO-Who wants to risk their lives for a bag of chips?

AS-We are!

JO-Why? Were not gonna win the challenge if we do.

EL-Will win part of the challenge.

JO (in conf.)-That girl Ellen can be essential to my plans. Maybe I can get her to join my alliance.

JO-Hey Ellen, can I talk to you for a second?

EL-What do you want?

JO-Do you wanna join my alliance?

EL-Why should I?

JO-Because if you do, I'll take you to the Final 3.

EL-Still not interested.

JO (in conf.)-She will be back! Just wait!

(Cut to Team 2 of the Raccoons)

LU-Were gonna find a chocomunch cookie. Aren't we team?

LU (in conf.)-The team spirit is really lacking, but I still love my team!!!

JA-Instead of finding it, why don't we just eat it?

TO-That goes double for me. Why can't we just eat the cookie?

HE-Because we need to win this challenge. The Hawks are trying really hard to catch up and were not gonna let that happen!

HE (in conf.)-Are me and Joe the only useful people on this team? Seriously people!

JA-Guys, I think I'm gonna be sick. (heads to the bathroom to vomit)

(Cut to Team 1 of the Raccoons)

AS-I'm gonna go take a wiz. (heads to the bathroom to pee and finds a passed out Jake)

AS-Holy crap! Jake!!! (rushes Jake to the infirmary where he later wakes up)

JA-Where am I?

CH-Your in the infirmary. That girl Ashley just saved your life.

JA-I gotta find a way to thank her.

CH-If I was you, I would ask her out.

JA-That's a great idea! Thanks Chef!

CH-I didn't mean that personally!!!

JA-I don't care. I'm gonna ask her out.

(Cut to Team 1 of the Hawks)

COD-Hey look over there. (sees the banana)

(Team 1 of the Hawks takes the banana to Chef's kitchen)

CM-Team 1 of the Hawks got here first, which means the Sky High Hawks win the first part of the challenge.

JO-Nice going guys. Hey, where's Todd, Duncan, and Ellen?

DU-Hey Todd, do you want to join an alliance with me, Michael, Geoff, and Jake?

TO-Alright. Why are we in an alliance?

DU-So we can take out Joe. He's not playing fair and I'm afraid he's gonna ruin Michael and Kaitlyn's soon-to-be relationship.

EL-Todd. He's so dreamy.

EL (in conf.)-Ever since I saw Todd, I fell in love in him. I just wish I had the courage to ask him out.

JO-This is brilliant. Just brilliant. (laughs evilly)

JO (in conf.)-I just thought of an awesome plan to get Ellen to join my alliance. All I need to do is blackmail her.

JO-Ellen, do you wanna join my alliance now?

EL-Why should I?

JO-Because if you don't, I'll tell Todd your secret.

EL-I'll do anything! Just please don't tell him my secret.

JO-So you will join my alliance?

EL-(sighs) Yes.

JO-Great. The first thing I want you to do is to intimidate the Hawks.

EL-Okay. I'll do it. (walks up to the Hawks)

COD-Hey what's up Ellen?

EL-Are you idiots ready to lose?

PA-What's your problem?

EL-I'm just telling you all that none of you stand a chance between me and my team.

TI-Okay. You know what? I've just had enough of your bickering, so why don't you just shut up!!!

EL-Whatever. Were still gonna win. (walks away)

CM-Alright campers. Let's head to the supermarket.

PA-Why?

CM-Because that's where were doing the second part of the challenge.

OW (in conf.)-This is definitely my kind of challenge!

(Everyone heads to the supermarket)

CM-Here we are.

MI-What's the second part?

CM-Remember those foods you had to search for?

MI-Yeah. Why?

CM-Were going to play a game I like to call, Race...to...Place!!! Each team will get the 2 foods you were assigned to search for and put it back in their assigned places. The person that puts their 2 foods in their assigned places and return back to me first wins. For the Hawks, Owen will compete and for the Raccoons, Ellen will compete. (gives the 2 food to Owen and Ellen)

OW-Do we get to eat the foods if we win?

CM-Nope. GO!!!

EL-Okay. The bag of chips and the chocomunch cookie go in the Junk Aisle.

OW-Alright. So the banana goes in the Fruit Aisle and the green chicken goes in the Meat Aisle. Luckily, there right next to eachother.

EL-I'm at the Junk Aisle. Now to place these foods. I see an empty spot over there. (places the bag of chips in the empty spot)

OW-Here we are, the Fruit Aisle. Coming in this aisle always makes me cringe. There's an empty spot. (places the banana in the empty spot) Now, I have to go the Meat Aisle, the way better aisle. There's another empty spot. (places the green chicken in the empty spot) Now to get back to Chris.

EL-There's another empty spot. (places the chocomunch cookie in the empty spot) Now to get back to Chris.

OW-How did you get here so fast?

EL-Shut up!!!

OW-Fine! Sorry!

CM-There both neck and neck. Who will cross first? Owen or Ellen?

EL-Its obviously me. (crosses the finish line first)

CM-The winners of the second part are the Raging Raccoons. Now let's head back to the mess hall for the final part of the challenge.

(Everyone heads back to the mess hall)

CM-Time for the final part of the challenge.

LU-Alright! The final part! WOOHOO!!!

JO-Shut up Lucy!

MI-Don't tell her what she can or can't do!

JO-Mike, do we really need to hear you complain?! Were all trying to learn about the final part, but you keep disrupting everyone. So...SHUT UP!!!

CM-The final part of the challenge is an eat-off. Both teams choose an eater. They will have to drink a blended puree of Chef's mystery meat. The person that finishes it first wins the challenge for their team.

HE (in conf.)-Wasn't that Courtney's dare 3 seasons ago during the semifinals? I can't believe Gwen made me drink that slop. I know for a fact I'm not drinking it again.

WA-No questions asked! Owen's the eater!

OW-At least I get to eat something now.

MI-Who's going to participate in the eat-off?

LU-I'll do it!

(Owen and Lucy prepare to compete in the eat-off)

CM-3...2...1...EAT!!!

(Owen and Lucy drink the blended puree of Chef's mystery meat)

CM-Owen's in the lead. Will Lucy make a comeback?

LU-Yeah! Watch this! (gulps it all down)

TO (in conf.)-Wow! That was awesome! The girl just chugged it all down! Full props to her!

CM-The winners of this challenge are the Raging Raccoons! Hawks, pick your favorite loser to send home.

(At the hangar, Chris and the Hawks are ready to start another marshmallow ceremony)

CM-You all cast your votes and made your decision. The person who doesn't get a marshmallow must immediately report to the Airstrip of Shame, get on the Losercopter, and never return. The marshmallows go to Gwen, LeShawna, Boomer, Izzy, Trent, Wallace, Tina, and Paul. The final marshmallow goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

CM-Cody. Owen, time to go bro.

OW-I can't have a marshmallow.

CM-Sorry bro, but your eliminated. Although, I guess I can give you this chocolate bar as a goodbye present.

OW-Oh sweet! Thanks Chris! (gets on the Losercopter and leaves)

EL-I wish I can kiss you Todd.

JO-Oh Ellen. I have a new assignment for you.

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Fast & Furious Campers
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, we had our campers put their minds and their stomachs to the ultimate test. The first part of the challenge involved finding food. The Hawks passed with flying colors. Joe tries his best to lure Ellen into his alliance, but to no avail. We soon find Ellen has a secret crush on bad boy Todd. Joe uses this to his advantage, which successfully gets Ellen into his alliance. The second part of the challenge involved placing food. Ellen won the second part for her and her team. The final part involved a gulpfest of who can drink more of Chef's blended puree of mystery meat. For the first time in history, someone managed to outeat Owen, which got him eliminated. Will Joe keep using Ellen's crush on Todd to his advantage? Will Joe avoid the Airstrip of Shame yet again? Find out now on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone was asleep except for Michael, Duncan, Geoff, Jake, and Todd who were discussing their plan to eliminate Joe)

Todd-So how are we gonna vote off Joe?

Geoff-We don't know and we better keep this quiet. Who knows if Joe's awake.

Duncan-Geoff's right. Joe's even got his own alliance and they will pick us off one by one.

Jake-I still can't believe I had to join their alliance.

Geoff-Don't feel bad dude. You just needed a ride, it wasn't our faults we had enough people.

Michael-You could have rode with me Jake.

Jake-But the deed is done already. I was forced to vote for Courtney and Bridgette. I think I let this entire team down.

Michael-It isn't your fault.

Jake-Its not?

Todd-Sure its not! They forced you to vote them off.

Lucy-Hey guys. What are you doing?

Duncan-Were trying to find a way to get Joe eliminated. So can you just back off Lucy?

Lucy-Can I help?

Todd-Sorry, but this is a Guy's Alliance.

Duncan-Yeah. What can you do to help?

Lucy-I know a way to get Joe eliminated.

Lucy (in conf.)-I knew none of you saw that coming. All of you thought I was a nice, cheerful, female Owen. But no, I'm really known for my smart tactics and strategizing. I once helped catch a member of the RCMP's Most Wanted.

Michael-What's your plan?

Lucy-Get everybody on our team to vote him off. I don't care if anyone screws up the challenge and we lose, don't vote them off. Vote Joe off!

Jake-Wow she's good!

Michael-I think Lucy should join our alliance.

Todd-I agree.

Duncan-Me too.

Geoff-Me three.

Jake-Me fourth.

Duncan-Congratulations sweetheart, your now in our alliance!!!

Lucy-Thanks Duncan, you won't regret it!

Chris McLean (on loudspeaker)-Okay campers, time to get up! Were gonna be racing today! Head over to the arts and crafts tent to learn about today's challenge. McLean out!!!

(Everyone got up and went to the arts and crafts tent to learn about today's challenge)

Chris McLean-Today, were gonna be racing, as I mentioned earlier. Your first task is to put together a go-kart. You can get go-kart parts from our depot and since I'm a nice guy, I'll even throw in a go-kart building manual.

Duncan-Another challenge made just for me.

Todd-And me. I was a mechanic before I want to juvy.

Ellen-Hi Todd.

Todd-Hey Ellen. What's up?

Joe-She's just saying hi, aren't you?!

Ellen-Yeah. See you later Todd!

Todd-Okay. See ya!

Joe-You need to build a go-kart for me.

Ellen-Why should I?

Michael-Yeah. Why should she?

Joe-Who asked you Mike?!

Joe (in conf.)-Michael seriously creases me!!!

Lucy-Remember the plan!

Duncan-Right.

Duncan (in conf.)-If our plan works, Joe will be off the island for good! Then Heather will follow!

Ellen-Your go-kart is finished Joe.

Joe-Excellent! Now go make Heather one and then go make yourself one.

Ellen (in conf.)-I really wanna quit Joe's Alliance, but I can't because he will tell Todd about my secret crush on him. I wanna strangle him and Heather really badly and so does everyone else on the island.

Heather-How's Ellen doing?

Joe-She's doing just fine!

Ellen-I'm done with our go-karts! Your go-karts are over there!

Joe-Great.

Chris McLean-Is everyone else done with their go-karts?

Gwen-Yes.

Kaitlyn-Yes.

Trent-Yes.

Ashley-Yes.

Paul-Yes.

Wallace-Yes.

Tina-Yes.

Izzy-Yes.

Boomer-Yes.

LeShawna-Yes.

Michael-Me, Duncan, Geoff, Jake, Todd, and Lucy are ready to go.

Joe-Me, Heather, and Ellen are done too.

Chris McLean-The second part of the challenge is a race. The remaining 9 Hawks and 11 Raccoons will race our beginner's track. The first 8 to finish make it to the McLean Prix. So get your go-karts in gear!!!

Heather-Joe! Guess what?

Joe-What?

Heather-Ellen told me that Lucy and the guys formed an alliance to eliminate you.

Joe-I knew they would try something like that. All we have to do is win today's challenge and they won't be able to kick me off the island.

Chris McLean-Racers take your marks, get set, GO!!!

(Everyone races)

Chris McLean-Everyone is almost at the finish line! Who are the first 8 gonna be?

(The first 8 cross the finish line)

Chris McLean-We have our first 8! 4 members from both teams made it to the first 8! For the Hawks, its Tina, Paul, Wallace, and Izzy. For the Raccoons, its Michael, Lucy, Joe, and Duncan. This makes it even more interesting!

Lucy-How?

Chris McLean-Follow me please.

Lucy (in conf.)-I can't wait for the next part. The suspense is killing me! I also can't wait to see Joe go home. The look on his face will be priceless.

Chris McLean-The 4 Hawks and the 4 Raccoons will be riding these babies me and Chef came up with ourselves, they are the Mega McLean Metal Pedalers!!! The 4 of you on both teams will be riding in them and all 4 of you have to work together because you got to put that pedal to the metal in this challenge. First team to cross wins the challenge!

Paul (in conf.)-This is gonna be easy for our teams! With Joe on their team, they don't stand a chance!

Joe (in conf.)-I heard that Paul!!!

Chris McLean-The Hawks will ride the green Metal Pedaler and the Raccoons will ride the red Metal Pedaler.

Joe-I'm not riding that!!!

Duncan-Fine! It will get you eliminated and then will have a big party to celebrate your departure!!!

Joe-I guess I'm going to ride that crappy monster truck rip-off!!!

Chris McLean-Hawks! Raccoons! On your marks, get set, GO!!!

(The Hawks take the lead with the Raccoons starting to go)

Michael-Come on guys!

Joe-Can it Mikey!!! I'm pedaling as fast as I can!!!

Wallace-Yo peeps! Those Raccoon Dudes are gaining!!!

Izzy-I guess its time to pedal to the metal!!!

Lucy-The Hawks are picking up speed. We gotta catch up.

Chris McLean-Their both almost at the finish line. The Hawks are still in the lead and the Raccoons are catching up to them. Looks like this will be a close race.

Duncan-I see the finish line.

(The Raccoons' Metal Pedaler runs out of gas)

Joe-What's going on? I demand to know why we stopped?

Michael-I think were outta gas.

Joe-How did we run outta gas so quickly?

Paul (in conf.)-If Joe can play dirty, so can I! (shows one of the gas tanks he stole from the Raccoons' Metal Pedaler)

Chris McLean-And the Hawks win the race and invincibility! Raccoons, I'll see your butts at the hangar.

(At the hangar, Chris and the Hawks are ready to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Okay, let's get this over with because I have a manicure to get to in 7 minutes. The marshmallows go to Duncan, Geoff, Ellen, Ashley, Jake, Michael, Heather, Kaitlyn, and Todd. The final marshmallow goes to...

Lucy-This is the big moment. (gives a thumbs up to Duncan, who gives her a thumbs up back to her)

Chris McLean-Joe!

Lucy-What! How did I get out?

Joe-Do you think I'm stupid? I saw through your scheme. You see, I already knew about your alliance, even before Heather told me.

Ellen-How did you know already?

Joe-Easy! Right after Jake quit my alliance, I planted a tracker in his hair while he was sleeping. I turned on the sound function on Jake's tracker and found all about it as soon as I turned it on. Then before the elimination ceremony, I rigged the votes to get the "mastermind" behind my so-called "elimination."

Jake-So that was the thing that was itching and annoying me. I thought I had dandruff all of a sudden.

Chris McLean-Nicely played Joe. Crafty, clever, and cruel all wrapped into one. For being those 3 things, you get to come get a manicure with me.

Geoff-That's so unfair!

Michael-I know right! Why does the meanest person besides Heather gets to have a manicure with Chris?

Chris McLean-Because I make the rules. Besides, I didn't call it Total Drama Chaos for nothing!

Lucy-I guess this is goodbye guys.

(Everyone except Joe, Heather, and Ellen have a group hug with Lucy before she leaves)

Chris McLean-What will become of Michael and Kaitlyn? Also, what will become of Jake and Ashley? Will Ellen ever confess her love for Todd?

Joe-And will I win the show? Of course we know the answer to that!!!

Chris McLean-Find out what will become of these 3 couples in the next exciting episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Foul Play
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, we made bikes and raced for first place. Joe was still using Ellen as a puppet for his own racing needs. Michael, Tina, Lucy, Paul, Joe, Wallace, Duncan, and Izzy were the first 8 to cross the finish line in the basic race. So, they got the honor of riding in the McLean Prix using green and red Mega McLean Metal Pedalers. The Hawks finally won another challenge. Joe was supposed to be kicked off by the Raccoon Guys' Alliance with help from Lucy, however, Lucy, the one who thought of the plan to get Joe eliminated got voted off instead. Thanks to Joe's schemeing. What will happen today? When will Joe stop showing off manicure? Will Joe get me to go out of business? Find out what happens on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

Wallace-A lovely day to go for a jog around the camp.

Paul-This is the life. No Chris, no challenges, no nothing annoying.

Ashley-You said it.

Chris McLean (on loudspeaker)-Attention campers...

Paul-I guess I spoke too soon.

Chris McLean-Meet me at the amphitheather after breakfast. McLean Out!!!

(Everyone ate breakfast and went to the amphitheather)

Chris McLean-This challenge is simple. All your doing for this challenge is putting on a play for me and Chef. Oh, and I also hate mail from most of the contestant's parents saying that they aren't shown much in the competition. So, to shut them up, the following people will not be participating: Michael, Joe, Kaitlyn, Heather, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Trent, Boomer, Izzy, and LeShawna. So that means only Todd, Ashley, Jake, Ellen, Paul, Wallace, Cody, and Tina will be performing. Everyone else can just relax because you will be the audience, as well as the judges. The amount of cheering you do will be measured on the Clap-O-Meter 2.0 and the team with the most amount of cheering wins.

Michael (in conf.)-Since I'm not participating in today's challenge, today's the day I try to get Kaitlyn to really know me.

Michael-Hey Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn-Hi Mikey. What's up?

Michael-Nothing really. So, how do you today's challenge?

Kaitlyn-Its pretty good. I'm kinda disappointed that I can't do anything today just because stupid parents whine.

Michael-Look on the bright side, if we lose, then there's no real reason to eliminate you.

Kaitlyn-Thanks Mikey. You always know how to make things better. (kisses Michael on the cheek)

Michael (in conf.)-I'm at first base! SWEET!!!

(Backstage)

Chris McLean-I will now both teams your scripts. You need to perform the best in order to win. Hawks, here's your script and Raccoons, here's your script. You have 3 hours to rehearse. Good Luck!

Cody-Our scene is about a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon and a knight has to rescue her. Since we only have 1 girl here, Tina, your gonna have to be the princess.

Tina-Okay.

Paul-Who's gonna be the knight and the dragon?

Wallace-Let me be the knight!!!

Wallace (in conf.)-I once played a kinght one time in my middle school play. I even go to do a dance. It was...AWESOME!!!

Cody-Then Wallace is the knight. Now, who's gonna be the dragon?

Tina-Its gotta be either you or Paul since both of you don't have a part.

Cody-I'll do it then.

Paul-Then what do I get to be?

Tina-You can be the townsperson.

Ellen-Our scene is about a grandfather on his death bed surrounded by his wife and grandchildren.

Todd-That's easy to perform.

Ellen-I wish I can be with you forever Todd.

Todd-You know if you love me, you can just tell me.

Ellen-Who loves you? I don't love you! Were just friends, right?

Todd-Sure.

Ashley-Can I be the wife?

Jake-If your the wife, then I'm the husband that's about to die.

Jake (in conf.)-I think this is my chance to hook up with Ashley. I've been crushing on her since she saved my life from actually dying 2 episodes ago.

Todd-Then Ellen and I will be the grandchildren.

(Everyone rehearsed and now it was 3 hours later, just in time for the play to start)

Chris McLean-Welcome one and all to TDC Playhouse where there will be two plays for the price of one. No to get things started, here's the Hawks' play. Performed by Wallace as the knight, Cody as the dragon, Tina as the princess, and Paul as the townsperson.

(Everyone applauded and the Hawks' play began)

Tina-Look at these flowers. Their so pretty. (before she can pick one flower up, the dragon (Cody) kidnapped her) SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!

Paul-Who's gonna save our princess?

Wallace-I will. Don't worry Princess, your knight in shining armor is coming!

Heather (in conf.)-Okay! Wallace took that line WAY too far!

Cody-If you want your princess back, you'll have to slay me first.

Wallace-Wow! Its like you wanna be slayed! (the knight (Wallace) and the dragon (Cody) fight for a while, until the dragon (Cody) was slayed)

Tina-Thank you so much Sir Wallace, the Brave! (kisses him on the cheek)

Wallace-OH YEAH BABY!!! Oh, I mean...your welcome fair princess.

Paul-Our princess is rescued. Thanks to you brave knight.

Wallace-No probs.

Wallace, Cody, Tina, and Paul-THE END!!!

(Everyone applauded and the Hawks got an 8 on the Clap-O-Meter 2.0)

Chris McLean-Not bad Hawks! Not bad! Raccoons your up! Performed by Jake as the dying grandfather, Ashley as his wife, and Todd and Ellen as their grandchildren.

(Everyone applauded and the Raccoons' play began)

Jake-Honey. I'm dying.

Ashley-This is bad. Kids, I just want you guys to know that your papa is gonna be alright. He's gonna be going up there soon into the big bed in the sky.

Todd-We understand grandmama.

Ellen-He will be alright once he gets up there in that place you mentioned a second ago.

Jake-Honey?

Ashley-Yes Sweetheart?

Jake-Before I go, can I share one last kiss with you?

Ashley-Sure. (Jake and Ashley kiss and start to make out)

Todd-Guys?!

Jake and Ashley-Yeah?!

Ellen-Your going a little bit too far with the kissing.

Ashley-Oh, sorry. (chuckles)

Jake-Don't forget me honey. ("dies")

Ashley-Honey? Honey? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ashley, Todd, and Ellen "cry")

Ashley, Todd, and Ellen-(in sad tone) THE END!!!

(Everyone stands up and applauded and they get a 10 on the Clap-O-Meter 2.0)

Joe-That was too wonderful!!! I think I'm gonna...(starts crying)

(Everyone else starts crying, even Chris and Chef)

Chef Hatchet-That was beautiful!!! (starts crying along with Chris and the rest of the campers)

Chris McLean-(crying) Its clear to me, Chef, and everyone else that the Raccoons win today's challenge. Hawks, pick your favorite loser and I'll see you at the hangar. Oh and 1 more thing, you can only vote for either Wallace, Cody, Tina, or Paul tonight, since they were the only ones who participated in today's challenge.

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, Chris and the Hawks were about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-You all cast your votes and made your decision. The only campers that should be targeted for elimination are Paul, Tina, Wallace, and Cody. So let's get started. The first 2 marshmallows go to...Tina and Cody. Who's gonna leave backstage tonight? Will it be Sir Wallace, the Brave, or Townsperson Paul? The final marshmallow of the evening goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Paul. Wallace, time to hit the road.

Wallace-See ya later fellas. I gotta get myself to a nearby dance club. (gets on Losercopter and leaves)

Jake (in conf.)-I can't believe it! I finally kissed Ashley! VICTORY!!!

Ashley (in conf.)-I'm kinda in love now with Jake after that make out we had on stage. That was nice.

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

None Can Play at This Game
Chris McLean-Last time on Total Drama Chaos, our campers put on plays for me and Chef, however, due to the complaining parents, I had to pick their children just to shut them up. This means only 8 campers participated. They were Todd, Paul, Ashley, Tina, Jake, Wallace, Ellen, and Cody. They both put on really good plays, but it was the Raccoons’ play that not only won, but put everyone, and I mean everyone in tears. The Hawks only had to choose from Paul, Tina, Wallace, and Cody to kick off. In the end, it was Sir Wallace, the Brave that got the boot. What do we have in store for the 18 remaining campers? Find out now on Total…Drama…CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone is sleeping except for Boomer, who is singing)

Boomer-I’m not wearing underwear today! No, I’m not wearing underwear today! Not that you probably care, much about my underwear. Still, nonetheless, I gotta say…that I’m not wearing underwear TODAY!!!

Joe-Go back to sleep!!!

Boomer-Thank you…Joe!

Duncan-What’s going on out here?

Geoff-You woke me up! Why?

Joe-Mr. I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today woke you guys! Not me!

Geoff-But that was an AWESOME way to wake up. Way to go Crazy Dude! (high fives Boomer)

Boomer-Thanks Party Man!

(Everybody from both teams come out after hearing all the noise)

Trent-What are you guys doing?

Chris McLean-Finding about today’s challenge.

Joe-What kinds of torture have you come up with this time Jeff Probst?!

Chris McLean-Joe? If you ever call me Jeff Probst again, I’ll have to personally boot you off the show!

ALL (except Chris and Joe)-PLEASE?!?!?!

Joe-How about we DON'T?!?!?!

Chris McLean-Listen up everybody! I have an annoucement to make. Since I'm the host and can do whatever I want, I decided to bring 2 people back to the show. Who do you think those 2 people are?

Kaitlyn-Can you just tell us who they are?

Chris McLean-Its...COURTNEY AND BRIDGETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Courtney and Bridgette appear and say Hi to everyone except Joe and Heather)

Joe-Wait a minute! Those 2 can't be brought back!

Chris McLean-Oh and who made you in charge of this show?

Joe-Nobody! But I think I want to be in charge right now!

Chris McLean-Are you saying that I'm a crappy host?!

Joe-In a word, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heather-This is getting good!

Paul-I'll say!

Joe-Do you wanna go right here Ego Boy?!?!?!

Chris McLean-Why don't you just shut up and let me tell you about the challenge, you piece of crap?!?!?!

Joe-Your crap.

Chris McLean-THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's challenge is a virtual showdown between all of you and Joe.

Joe-Why?!?!?!

Courtney-Because you were cruel to me and Bridgette and you deserve it.

Joe-Bring...it...on!!!

Chris McLean-This will be a first for the series. As of now, this will be the only challenge where both teams join forces. In this case, Hawks and Raccoons will be joining forces against Joe.

Heather-Can I be on Joe's side?

ALL (except Joe, Heather, and Paul)-HEATHER?!?!?!

Paul-Can I be on Joe's side too?

ALL (except Joe, Heather, and Paul)-PAUL?!?!?!

Chris McLean-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now here's how its gonna work, you will be inside a virtual reality game by wearing these helmets. You will be inside a virtual arena where 8 of your strongest and nerdiest teammates to fight against "The Little Menace." Oh, and if Joe loses this challenge, he will be automatically eliminated, but if he wins this challenge, he gets solo immunity this week. The 19 of you, that means Heather and Paul too, must figure which 8 of you are gonna fight against "The Little Menace." You have 3 minutes to decide.

Courtney-So who wants to fight Joe?

Bridgette-I think we should have 4 strong people and 4 nerds.

LeShawna-But Cody and Paul are our only nerds. No offense guys.

Cody and Paul-None taken.

Joe-You know Courtney? You kinda look like one of those dorky librarians, and Bridgette looks like a fat hippie!

Duncan-You can't talk to Courtney like that!

Geoff-You also can't talk to Bridgette like that either!

Joe-I can see where they you guys get your prissyness from!

Duncan-I'm in!

Geoff-Me too!

Courtney-I'm gonna fight him too! Nobody calls me a dork and librarian!

Bridgette-And nobody calls me a fat hippie!

Paul-I think I'm gonna sit this challenge out. This might get ugly. (runs behind LeShawna)

LeShawna-What are you doing Paul?

Paul-Hiding from Joe.

LeShawna-I don't blame you.

Gwen (in conf.)-Ever since the laser tag challenge, I always wanted to get back at Joe for what he did to me and Trent.

Gwen-I'll fight Joe!!!

Joe-Are you still mad about what I did to you and Trent during the laser tag challenge?

Gwen-How do you know that?

Joe-I was spying on you.

Cody-If Gwen is fighting Joe, then so am I!!!

Michael-I'll fight Joe too!

Todd-I wanna fight Joe too. It will be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen-Don't go Todd. You'll hurt yourself.

Joe-Ellen! Shut up!

Todd-Don't worry Ellen. I'll be fine.

Chris McLean-We have our 8 fighters. They are Duncan, Geoff, Courtney, Bridgette, Michael, Gwen, Cody, and Todd. Let the virtual games begin!!! Round 1, Duncan VS. Joe.

(Duncan and Joe put on the VR Helmets and get transported to the VR Arena)

Chris McLean-Round 1, BEGIN!!!

Joe-This will be to easy!

Duncan-Don't bet it on Joe.

(Duncan punches Joe, but Joe dodges it. Joe kicks Duncan, but Duncan dodges it. They both try to choke eachother, but Joe kicked Duncan in his kiwis, and roundhouse kicks him.)

Chris McLean-Joe wins Round 1, unfortunately.

Joe-You know what, this will take too long with 7 more fighters to go. Send in your 2 strongest players that aren't weenies like Duncan.

Cody-I wanna fight Joe.

Gwen-Cody, Joe will massacre you. Trust me.

Cody-I'm doing this to protect you.

Gwen-Then I'm gonna protect you. I'm in as well.

Chris McLean-So it now comes down to just this fight. Gwen and Cody VS. Joe. If Joe wins, he will have solo immunity this week. If Joe loses, he will be automatically eliminated. The second and final battle starts...NOW!!! BEGIN!!!

Joe-Gwen, why would you wanna fight me?

Gwen-Because...Because...I don't know!

Tina (in conf.)-What was Gwen doing? Why didn't she throw any punches? If she hears this, she better have a good answer.

Gwen-I don't wanna fight Joe.

Michael-You don't?!

Cody-You don't?!

Trent-You don't?!

Joe-You don't?! SWEET!!! Now I'll win for sure.

Cody-You still got me to deal win.

(Joe beats him up)

Joe-Say it! SAY IT!!!!!!!!

Cody-Uncle, Uncle!!!

Chris McLean-Joe wins solo immunity. Also, since the Hawks and Raccoons joined forces today, they will be deciding as an entire group who to kick off.

Joe-YES!!! In your face Jeff Probst!!!

Chris McLean-I shouldn't have gaven you solo immunity. Damn it!

Courtney (in conf.)-Gwen is so going home.

Cody (in conf.)-I felt so bad for Gwen. I had to do something.

(Everyone except Gwen and Joe were sitting by the lake deciding who to vote off)

Tina-Who are you guys gonna vote off? I'm voting off Gwen.

Courtney-So am I. What she did was totally unacceptable.

Cody-Guys, I know you all wanna vote off Gwen for what she did earlier, but she feels really bad about it. Vote me off and spare Gwen.

Michael-Your right Cody.

Cody-I am?

Michael-I'm sure Gwen didn't mean to do what she did. Cutthroat Joe got to her. But are you sure you want us to vote you off? You will lose your chance for 50 million bucks if you want us to. So are you sure?

Cody-Yes, I'm sure.

(Everyone stood up and clapped for Cody's chivalry)

Joe-What are you guys clapping about?

Paul-I don't know. I wasn't listening. So I just did what everyone was doing.

Heather-Same here.

Cody-Look on the bright side guys, if I get kicked off, I won't have to see Joe's face again. (Cody laughs, then everybody except Joe, Heather, and Paul start to laugh with Cody at Joe)

Joe-Do you wanna get beat up again Cody?!

Michael-If you wanna beat up Cody, you'll have to get pass me first.

Joe-Whatever. I'm wasting my time with a bunch of losers. Heather, Paul, and Ellen?

Heather, Paul, and Ellen-Yes?

Joe-Come with me, we need to talk.

(Joe, Heather, Paul, and Ellen leave to talk)

Cody-Thank God that's the last time I'll be seeing him again. That's for sure.

(Meanwhile at the hangar, both Hawks and Raccoons were about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Before we start, I just wanna say Congrats to Joe for winning solo immunity.

Joe-You better say Congrats, Jeff Probst!!!

Chris McLean-I don't care what you say Joe, now let's start this marshmallow ceremony. The marshmallows go to Michael, Trent, LeShawna, Ashley, Heather, Geoff, Paul, Ellen, Izzy, Boomer, Tina, Jake, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, Todd, and Kaitlyn.

Gwen-I guess this is it. Goodbye Total Drama Chaos!

Chris McLean-The final marshmallow goes to...Gwen!!!

Gwen-I don't understand. I thought you were all gonna vote me off after what I did earlier.

Kaitlyn-We were, but Cody said to vote him off and spare you.

Gwen-You really did that Cody?

Cody-I'm just looking out for a fellow Hawk. That's all.

Gwen-I can't believe you did that for me, and after all that mean stuff I said to you.

Cody-Its cool. Just look out for Joe, and possibly Heather, Paul, and Ellen too.

Gwen-Goodbye Cody and thanks!

Cody-See ya Gwen. (Cody gets on the Losercopter and leaves)

ALL (except Chris, Joe, Heather, Paul, and Ellen)-GOODBYE CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Walking in a Winter Tortureland
Chris McLean-We had a virtual brawl on Total Drama Chaos, and to add some drama, Courtney and Bridgette returned after both of them got brutally eliminated by Joe and Heather. Joe actually rebelled against me, and as result, he had to fight Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Gwen, Cody, Michael, and Todd. However, Joe only fought Duncan, Gwen, and Cody due to this challenge going on for a while. Gwen refused to fight Joe for reasons unknown and Duncan and Cody got the crap beaten out of them. In the end, Joe won invincibility this week and the Hawks and the Raccoons had to decide who to vote off as a group. At first, they thought of booting Gwen, but Cody stepped up and told everyone to vote him off. Which they did, giving Gwen another chance at the 50 million. Now it seems that Winter has fallen over Camp Tajonto. I guess we can use the Winter season to our advantage for AWESOME challenges!!! Find out who will freeze and melt under the pressure and a little bit of frostbite, right here on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

(Theme song plays)

Ellen-ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boomer-Wait...what?

Ellen-Its snowing Boomer.

Boomer-REALLY?!?!?!? (gets changed into snow gear and plays outside with Ellen)

Izzy-Did someone say snow? (gets changed into snow gear as well and plays outside with Ellen and Boomer)

Joe-What are you dips**ts doing?

Ellen-Were playing in the snow.

Joe-Boomer and Izzy are playing. YOU got alliance work to do.

Ellen-Do I have to?

Joe-If you want me to save you from elimination, then YES!!!

Ellen-No.

Joe-WHAT DID YOU SAY WOMAN?!?!?!

Ellen-No.

Joe-Well someone likes to play rebellion. Let's see if that's gonna work in today's challenge.

Michael-What are you doing, picking on Ellen?

Joe-None your beesbutts Mikey!!!

Michael-Your so cruel! Do your parents even like you?

Joe-No!!! I had to be raised in a foster home for most of my life with 2 weirdos named May and Spencer. My REAL parents disowned me long ago, but I don't care. I hated them anyway.

Chris McLean-Today's challenge is a winter-themed challenge.

ALL (except Chris)-YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris McLean-There will be 7 events. Snowboarding, Skiing, Sledding, Luge, Snowmobile Racing, Figure Skating, and Ice Hockey. 1 member from each team will be doing each event. However, since there are 19 of you, we will have sit out some Raccons to make it even out. Todd, Jake, Ashley, Courtney, and Geoff won't be participating in the challenge today, which means you'll be safe from elimination.

Ashley-So were immune this week?

Chris McLean-Kinda like that. It will be just like the play challenge 2 episodes ago, except more than 8 contestants will be participating.

Joe (in conf.)-They better put me with somebody in Snowboarding or Sledding!!! I rock at those 2 sports!!!

Chris McLean-Here's the pairings.


 * Michael VS. Izzy in Luge
 * Joe VS. Trent in Snowboarding

Joe-YES!!!

Chris McLean-Shut...it!!! As I was saying.


 * Kaitlyn VS. Tina in Skiing
 * Ellen VS. LeShawna in Snowmobile Racing
 * Heather VS. Gwen in Figure Skating

Gwen (in conf.)-You gotta be kidding me!


 * Duncan VS. Boomer in Ice Hockey
 * Bridgette VS. Paul in Sledding

Tina-Now that we got that out of the way, can we start?

Chris McLean-Okay Tina! First up is Heather and Gwen in the Figure Skating challenge.

Heather-Why do I have to go up against Weird Goth Girl in this challenge?

Gwen-I'm not as thrilled as you are Heather! So let's just get this crap over with.

Chris McLean-Whoever does the most tricks in 30 seconds win. Ready and GO!!!!!!

(Heather spins, Gwen does nothing, Heather jumps and twirls, Gwen still does nothing, Heather was about to do another trick, until Gwen trips her)

Chris McLean-Time's up!!! This challenge goes to Gwen and the Hawks.

Heather-But she didn't do anything!!!

Chris McLean-I know, but the way she tripped you was AWESOME!!! Next up is Bridgette and Paul in the Sledding challenge.

Bridgette-Are you sure this is safe?

Paul-I'm with Surfer Girl on this one!

Chris McLean-Your both big babies!!! Whoever can get to the finish line while avoiding landmines, oil spills, and robot snowmen wins this portion of today's challenge. Ready and GO!!!!!!

(Bridgette and Paul avoid everything, except the robot snowmen, which cause the sleds to blow up)

Paul-What do we do about the sleds?

Bridgette-There all busted up now.

Chris McLean-Since I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna give both of you a point. This challenge is a draw. Next up is Duncan and Boomer in the Ice Hockey challenge.

Boomer-Ice Hockey isn't so hard.

Chris McLean-Your right Boomer. Its not hard. However, when your playing on my campgrounds, you'll have to avoid robot snowmen. Whoever gets a goal wins!!! Ready and GO!!!!!!

Boomer-That puck is mine!!!

Duncan-No! Its mine!!!

Boomer-I want that puck!!! (steals puck from Duncan)

Duncan-I'll take that. (steals puck from Boomer and makes a goal)

Chris McLean-The winners are the Raccoons!!!

Duncan-Yes.

Boomer-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris McLean-Next up is Michael and Izzy in the Luge challenge.

Izzy-Yeah! Luge! What's Luge?

Michael-Isn't it that thing that looks like a sled, except it goes faster.

Chris McLean-Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. This is just a simple luge race. No obstacles, except eachother. Whoever makes it to the finish line first wins.

Michael-Sounds easy enough.

Izzy-Its not that hard! Right?

Chris McLean-Ready and GO!!!!!!

(Michael and Izzy went different paths on their lugesleds (I think that's what their called, correct me if I'm wrong) and were neck-in-neck)

Michael-I'm gonna win! Hey, wait a minute, where's Izzy?

Izzy-Down here. (shows Izzy already at the finish line)

Michael-How did you get down here so fast?

Izzy-I guess my lugesled was faster than yours.

Chris McLean-Izzy wins for the Sky High Hawks!!! Next up is Kaitlyn and Tina in the Skiing challenge.

Tina-Its about time I took home the gold.

Kaitlyn-In your dreams Tiny!!!

Tina-I'm not...SMALL!!!

Kaitlyn-See ya at the finish line.

Tina-Hey! That's cheating!!!

Chris McLean-It doesn't matter. There aren't ANY rules in this competition. None at all!!! Tina, time to start skiing. Kaitlyn's near the finish line.

Kaitlyn (in conf.)-It felt pretty good to humiliate Tina. I just hope Michael doesn't say anything bad about it. I just wanted to be funny. I didn't really wanna hurt her.

Kaitlyn-Almost there! Almost there!

Tina-Coming through! (pushes Kaitlyn on the ground and passes the finish line) That's for calling me Tiny!!!

Chris McLean-The Sky High Hawks win, yet again!!! Raging Raccoons? What happened?

Joe-Were not done yet!!!

Chris McLean-Glad to said that Joe, because your up against Trent now in the Snowboarding challenge. Raging Raccoons, you need to win the last 2 portions of the challenge to win the whole thing.

(Meanwhile, Ellen talks to Todd about her Joe problem)

Ellen-Hey Todd. I see your not participating in today's challenge.

Todd-Yeah. What do you want to talk about?

Ellen-Its about Joe.

Todd-Aren't you in an alliance with him?

Ellen-Yeah, but I wanna get out of it.

Todd-This may sound strange coming from a thief, but that's the right thing to do.

Ellen-But if I quit, Joe will do something to me.

Todd-Come with me.

Ellen-Where are we going?

Todd-To have a little "talk" with Joe.

(Todd and Ellen go to find Joe) 

Joe-Whoever knew playing in the snow can be this fun.

Todd and Ellen-JOE?!?!?!?

Joe-What do you lovebirds want?

Todd-Why are you harassing Ellen?

Joe-What?!

Todd-Listen Joe...(everyone, even Chris and Chef went to check out the arguement)...I know your slightly stupid! Why...are...you...harassing...Ellen?

Joe-Like I need to harass her anymore. Ellen! Get out of my face!!! Todd, here's the truth, Ellen loves you.

Todd-You love me Ellen?

Ellen-Yeah. I had a crush on you for a while, but Joe told me to join his alliance, or he would tell you that I love you.

Joe-Look Todd, I know we have our minor differences, but I'm still a good person. Right?

ALL (except Joe, Heather, and Paul)-YEAH! YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD PERSON!!!

Courtney-You kissed me in front of Duncan...

Duncan-and tricked me into voting her off.

Bridgette-You tortured me throughout the sports challenge...

Geoff-which caused us to vote her off.

Jake-You made me join your alliance just for a ride to Boney Island, and later, you put that itchy chip-thingy in there.

Michael-You rigged the votes to eliminate Lucy.

Ellen-Now you use love to blackmail me into joining your alliance.

ALL (except Joe, Heather, and Paul)-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS TIME JOE?!?!?!?

Joe-Okay! You know what? You think your prissy little saints, but your not!!! Your a bunch of annoying, rash, unreliable d****ebags!!!

Chris McLean-Okay, were running out of time, and as I much as I love to see Joe get tortured, we need to start wrapping this up. Joe and Trent! Time to snowboard!

Joe-ITS ABOUT F**KING TIME!!!

Trent-Finally!

Chris McLean-Like the luge and skiing portions of the challenge, its a simple snowboarding race. Whoever gets to the finish line first wins. Also, like before, the only obstacles are eachother. Ready and GO!!!!!!

Joe-WOOHOO!!! Arrivederci moron!!! (laughs evilly as he snowboards down the hill)

Trent-After what you did to all of us, I'll make sure you don't win!

Joe-This race, as well as this competition, will be mine! It will all be mine!!! (laughs evilly)

Trent-Here I come pipsqueak!!!

Joe-What the hell?

Chris McLean-Joe and Trent are neck-in-neck. Their both heading for the finish line at the same speed. And the winner is...JOE!!! If the Raging Raccoons win the final portion of the challenge, they win the whole thing. If they lose, the Sky High Hawks will win. Its all up to Ellen and LeShawna in the Snowmobile Racing challenge. This is the ultimate tiebreaker challenge. Whoever completes 2 laps on their snowmobile while avoiding raccoons, bears, and robot snowmen, and makes it to finish line first wins the entire thing for their team. Ellen, you get the black snowmobile, and LeShawna, you get the white snowmobile. Are you girls READY?!?!?!

Ellen-YEAH!!!

LeShawna-You bet your host butt I'm ready! Let's get this party started!!!

Chris McLean-Ready...get set...and GO!!!!!!

(Ellen and LeShawna dodge all obstacles with ease, until something happened to Ellen)

Joe (in conf.)-You think its funny humiliating me for no reason. Here's my response to that.

(Joe steps onto the racetrack and poors oil all over Ellen's side of the racetrack, which causes her to lose control of the snowmobile)

Ellen-Somebody please...HELP ME!!!

Todd-Ellen!!! Hold on, I'm coming!!!

Joe-This is what you get when you mess with me. (laughs evilly while everyone else stares at him angrily)

Joe-What?

Todd-Ellen, grab my hand!!!

Ellen-Alright! (grabs Todd's hand and gets her off the racetrack)

ALL (except Joe, Heather, and Paul)-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen-Todd. You saved my life.

Todd-Not yet. (glares angrily at Joe)

Joe-Okay, let's settle down Todd.

Todd-This is what YOU get when you mess with ME. (beats up Joe while everyone else, except Heather and Paul laughs at Joe)

Joe-Ouch! My coconuts! (faints)

Todd-Now I saved your life. (Todd and Ellen make out)

Chris McLean-As sweet as that kiss was, the winners of today's winter games challenge are...the Sky High Hawks!!!

LeShawna-Oh yeah baby!

Chris McLean-Raging Raccoons, time to pick your favorite loser. I think I already know who your gonna pick. (stares at Joe)

(Meanwhile, at the hangar, the Raging Raccoons were about to start another marshmallow ceremony)

Chris McLean-Before we start, everybody give a round of applause for Todd and Ellen for standing up to Joe. (everyone applauds for Todd and Ellen) Also, Todd, Jake, Ashley, Courtney, and Geoff are all immune to elimination since they didn't participate in today's challenge. Now we get to the marshmallow ceremony. The marshmallows go to Bridgette, Duncan, Kaitlyn, Michael, and Heather. The final marshmallow of this cold, winter evening goes to...

(Dramatic music plays)

Chris McLean-Ellen!

Joe-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ALL (except Chris, Joe, and Heather)-YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris McLean-Unfortunately, he isn't. Due to Ellen's injuries. she will have to leave Total Drama Chaos at once. But seriously Ellen, you will be missed.

Joe-YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR UGLYA** FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

Michael-Okay Joe. Enough with the showboating. See ya Ellen.

ALL (except Chris, Joe, and Heather)-See ya Ellen!!!

Ellen-Bye guys!

Todd-Wait Ellen. I made this for you. (gives clay sculpture of Ellen to her)

Ellen-Thanks Todd. (Todd and Ellen share one last make out before Ellen gets on the Losercopter and goes to a nearby hospital)

Todd-I'll miss you. (starts crying)

Joe-Well wasn't this a great day to start the Winter season? (laughs evilly)

Chris McLean-That's all the time we have for this episode of Total Drama Chaos. Join us next time for another exciting episode of Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Find out what happens next time on Total...Drama...CHAOS!!!

Trivia
The characters are now referred to as campers again, like on Total Drama Island.

The characters from the last 3 seasons that didn't make it are Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Sadie, and Beth.

Joe will be the new main antagonist of this season, also, Heather returns as a secondary antagonist.