User blog:Jkl9817/Jkl's satiric blog post number 2: A Total Drama Athletics review

The first post of this series was a mild success (and by that I mean, it got seven postive comments, most of them from the people who usually comment on my posts). It wasn't a huge success, at least not so far, but the fact that it wasn't an epic fail is quite enough for me to write another satiric post. This is a "review" I wrote for Sprink's Total Drama Athletics.

Total Drama Athletics review
Steve Holt! Doyce! Athletics was as good as we usually expect from a Sprink story. I mean, it was better. I mean, Sprink's stories are always better... good. They are always good. I mean, it's not that I'm a Sprink fanboy or anything like that. I mean, I am, Sprink. Your stories are awesome, Sprink. I really liked Athletics. Don't get me wrong, Sprink. I really liked Athletics. Now I'm starting to become repetitious. Sorry about that, Sprink. I think Athletics is not worthy of this review. I mean, this review is not worthy of Athletics. This review sucks. Sorry for writing a suckish review, Sprink. Sometimes reading Athletics just brings me to that state of mind. I mean, it's not that Athletics is bad for mental health. It only hurts the eyes!... I mean, the computer's screen hurts the eyes. Athletics was written on a website, so it hurts the eyes. I mean, there's nothing wrong about writing on a website. You do that, don't you, Sprink?... Your stories are awesome. I- I mean, Athletics is... was awesome. It's over now that Doyce won. I mean, it's not that Doyce's victory ruined the story and I quit reading it. How could I quit reading it in the last chapter?... I mean, even if I could quit reading it, I wouldn't quit reading it, even with Doyce winning. I MEAN, I'm okay with Doyce winning. He was very athletic and everything. I mean, all the characters were athletic, but I guess that's the point of the season. Not that it was obvious or anything. It was very creative, Sprink. Congratulations on being so creative. I mean, not that Im worthy of congratulating you''. You're so awesome, and I can't even write a review. I'm sorry for the things I said in the Featured Story ballot. Please forgive me, Sprink. I'm such an idiot. I promise I'll like your stories better from now on. I mean, I already like them... I love them. I'd marry your stories. I mean... not that much. I'm not I stalker, Sprink. I just like your stories... all of them are just so perfect. I am such an idiot for opposing Wilderness. I shouldn't have opposed Wilderness. I'll like... support... vote for Wilderness better... more... now. Or maybe later. O- or now, because you deserve it now. Yeah. 'Cause all of your stories are so awesome. Oh, no, did that sound sarcastic? I wasn't being sarcastic! I'm not SG! Oh, I'm sorry for saying that, SG! Now I'm attacking everyone! I'm such a monster!... But I didn't hate Wilderness, Sprink! Oh, wait, I'm reviewing Athletics. I didn't hate Athletics, Sprink! I will like it better in the course of time... I mean, now. I already love it, but I think I should love it more, because you... it deserves to be loved more, and not just because you wrote it, but also because it's so awesome and everything. Athletics was awesome. I am really not being sarcastic. I'm sorry for saying things that sounded sarcastic about your stories, Sprink. I'm just jealous. I mean, I'm not jealous of you! Why would I be jealous of you? I mean, I have all the reasons to be jealous of you. Not that I am. I mean, not that I have a better character than you or anything like that. I bet you're not jealous of me either. I mean, not that you have reasons to be jealous of me. I'm not saying my stories are better than yours. Your stories are awesome. Oh, I'm sorry for saying so much crap in a single review. Wait, is crap a forbidden word? I'm sorry for saying crap in a review of your story, Sprink! I'm so sorry, Sprink. I'm so sorry.

'''Apology note: I'm not afraid of you, Sprink. :P Seriously though, this is just comic material, so I don't want Sprink or his fans to think I have second feelings about him or his stories. I'm a fan of Sprink's stories like most people here, so I don't mean to offend anyone. I guess that's it for now. Wait for more...'''