User blog:Toadgamer80/Toadvivor: Jamaica



Toadvivor returned for a fifth season, this time heading to the tropical island of Jamaica, where 11 all-new contestants competed for a familiar cash prize. After a slow start, the season eventually picked up thanks to divine intervention, and between screaming matches, blindsides, and repeated failed attempts to quit the game, this installment of Toadvivor proved to be a memorable one.

Season Summary

 * 1 = Kinkshaming101 won immunity twice in a row and opted to give the necklace to Jason both times.

Memorable Moments

 * The bizarre, very loud cast that only featured 2 women and somehow ended up to be great.
 * The dynamic duo of Scot Pollard and Kyle Jason that wreaked havoc around camp, blew on each other's bellies, got extremely drunk off of Blue Label, and attacked the host.
 * Kingston's Ulonging, with Rina throwing a challenge to vote out SURM but her plan backfiring and sending her home instead.
 * Shutupredneckman being the obvious boot target for every pre-merge Tribal Council that Kingston attended, but somehow escaping elimination every time.
 * Owenandheatherfan praying to the spirit of So Kim to survive each elimination, and generally being extremely accurate and hilarious.
 * Tai joining forces with Scot and Jason only to flip and send Jason home.
 * Tai, Scot, and Jason adopting one of the chickens Marley won for reward and naming it Mark Cash Blue Label Tranquility Jr., and then Kinkshaming101 eating it, provoking their wrath.
 * Kinkshaming101 self-voting at every Tribal Council at the merge but never going home, then making it to the F3 and angrily quitting due to not wanting to be in the finals.
 * The bizarre merged tribe name suggestions, including "Booty Munchers," "Blue Label Sexy Scot & Jason Team Yea," and... this.
 * SURM being constantly condescending and unlikable to everyone on his tribe but masterminding a few eliminations thanks to some alliances known as #Casuals and #NirvanaFans.
 * MegaRayquaza essentially being a gay Legendary Pokemon who frequented Grindr and regaled the other contestants with tales of past hookups, and being played by a not-even-on-wiki-chat-at-the-time COKEMAN11, but winning.