User blog comment:Sunshineandravioli/Still Alive :)/@comment-3462398-20120116183230/@comment-1874924-20120117020249

Yes, we joke that "in the way" is Wifey's natural state. A "wifey toll" is as she described, but a "wifey tax" is where I have to give her part of whatever snack food I happen to be about to partake of. The latter was inspired by a friend of mine, who sets a small bit of appropriate dinners aside as a "cat tax".