Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 1: When you give birth to 18 teenagers
Julia: (yawns) Morning girls! Are you ready for another season!

Attica: Yeah, i guess so.

Daisy: Yus! I got so robbed last season, i need meh chances!

Julia: No, you don't.

Daisy: Yes, i do!

Mnet: Girls! Lets not fight over this!

Flo: Shes right, lets not turn this uh English room? Into a warzone.

Yasmine: You know, stop acting like a peacemaker.

Flo: What are you talking about?

Yasmine: Girls, she is faking that flower girl persona!

Nmet: Uh Yasmine,

Yasmine: Yeah?

Nmet: Its season 3, not season 1. Get a hold of yourself!

Lacey: Well this is my first time and i hope to make it far.

Mnet: Trust me, you will.

Lacey: Really, thanks!

Julia: I guess anyone coul- hey! Wheres Olivia?

Yasmine: She went to take a walk so shes familiar with this area. Julia, why are you not fighting Flo?

Flo: URGH! SERIOUSLY! IT ISN'T SEASON 1 ANYMORE! WE ARE ALL PAST THAT! AND IF MNET IS PAST CLASH OF THE ACTION, YOU SHOULD TOO! URGH!

Yasmine: (sniff) Um sorry! (fake cries)

Attica: Flo! Seriously!

Nmet: Even for me, that was dark.

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Olivia: Richard! What do you want! The girls are gonna find this suspicious!

Richard: Well its just that uhh

Olivia: Cut to the cheese please!

Richard: Alright, i want to team up with you.

Olivia: Why?

Richard: So we can help each other win the million!

Olivia: Yeah but the only reason i am in this game is because i made it to the right side of the earthquake.

Richard: What are you saying.

Olivia: I don't really need to win since i have already won!

Richard: Then you can help me win!

Olivia: You're good!

Richard: So deal?

Olivia: Deal! (Richard and Olivia shake hands)

Richard: Bye! (walks away) She touched my hand! She is just so- Wait those pieces of dialogue are only effects from oxytocin because of LOVE! (Paul walks by)

Paul: Hi Rachel!

Richard: Its Richard.

Paul: Oh tevie wevies!

Richard: I have no idea of what you are trying to say.

Paul: Onyway, do you know where Oliver- i mean Olivia is?

Richard: NO ONE CAN TALK TO HE- uh she is over there.

Paul: Thanks Robert! See ya sleepshells!

Richard: (rolls eyes) Just go talk to her before i kill you.

Paul: Earliers- i mean laters! (Paul walks away)

Richard: (sighs in love)

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Brett: Isaac, Steph my brothers from another mother, you ready to meet the latest member of our squad?

Isaac: Yeah dude.

Steph: Sure thing, but any reason why we have to do it on top of a building?

Brett: Its the only place that i know thats private! Sue me!

Steph: Whatever.

Brett: Without further ado we-

Wyatt: (climbs up) Hi.

Brett: Wyatt! You were supposed to wait for your cue!

Wyatt: Sorry, i didn't know!

Isaac: Welcome to the squad bro.

Wyatt: Uh thanks. But now that ive climbed up here, why did we have to meet here!

Brett: Must everyone ask about that?

Steph: Yeah we kinda do.

Isaac: Well i think its kinda fun.

Steph: Since this is now going nowhere, this meeting is now adjourned. (jumps down)

Brett; Ok. (jumps down)

Isaac: What does adjourned mean?

Wyatt: Just follow us. (Jumps down)

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Brian: Wow! This is my first day competing! Is it fun?

Undulen: Uh why do you ask? Youll see!

Londoya: Whatever, i havent competed since Clash of the Action and i am ready for it.

Undulen; (sings badly) Oh! Londoya is such a loser, and Brian such a loser! Undulen is the only good one!

Brian: Actually, where did everyone else go?

Undulen: London.

Londoya: (rolls eyes) Paul and Richard went to talk with Olivia and the rest a having some type of meeting!

Brian: Wow!

Undulen: What?

Brian: Its just that, i would have thought you people would think more strategically about this.

Londoya: I see your point.

Undulen: Whatever, i will make finale one way or another and if it means getting you two annoying losers out, so be it!

Brian: How did you make last seasons final! No seriously, with that attitude-

Undulen: SHUT UP! I made that finale and i am planning on making this one too! (mumbles) Stupid annoying two faced curious newbies. Hmph.

Brian: Is he always like this?

Londoya; Unfortunately.

Chris(on school communication system): Hello victims i mean contestants! Its time for your first challenge!

Undulen: Yeah and i heard what you said.

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Chris: This season, our challenges will be based on life events! And by that i mean, from baby to bone breaking ages.

Theodore; Im right here,

Chris; Yeah sorry, and the first event that has to happen to anyones life is BIRTH!

Contestants: Eww!

Chris: Yeah, if you noticed there are 10 gigantic models of the average pregnant woman about to give birth. There is also a spinner there with all your faces on it. Once youre selected from the thing, you have to try and get out by any means possible, first three to get out get to pick the teams! Thats right, three teams this time, not two! Any questions?

Attica: Yeah, you said there are 10 models, but theres 18 of us!

Chris: Yeah the spinner will choose the first ten to do it. Once those ten are selected, we continue with the challenge! Understood!

Attica: Uh alright?

Chris: Anyway, lets start spinning!

(spinner lands on Nmet)

(spinner lands on Brett)

(spinner lands on Julia)

(spinner lands on Brian)

(spinner lands on Flo)

(spinner lands on Steph)

(spinner lands on Olivia)

(spinner lands on Wyatt)

(spinner lands on Londoya)

(spinner lands on Undulen)

Chris: That is our ten! Now Theodore or Ms Gonzalez will now lock you in one of your models! And the very first challenge of the season starts NOW!

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Nmet: Well, the tummy is impossible now and there are a few exits available. And all are gross but ill go through the mou- are those scissors?Oh yeah baby! (cuts a hole and jumps from the suit)

Nmet: Im here! I made it!

Chris: And Nmet is out! Two more now!

Undulen: Hmm, this is weird. Well, time to find a way out. Hey? What is that green stuff up there? (pokes the "green stuff" which is actually vomit) Why does my finger smell weird, is this slime or (the vomit pours in) Eww! Ugh! And its rising! Undulen i need to find a way out of here! AGH!

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Flo: Hmm, why is this air so thick! I need to find a way out now! I could go from the nose? Its gross but it works! But now how do i get there? Lets see. (climbs up)

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Julia: So, now that i am in here, time to get out. Ms Gonzalez locked it at the tummy, and huh? (Sees a hair shaver) What is this going to do! Typical cheap producers, always making jokes when they can. Maybe i can shave Chris's hair with this! Whatever, Julia focus!

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Brett: I am going to die in here aren't i. Well might as well try to find a way out, if im right most of the open holes in the body is in the face, but i think the mouth is the only one that works, well, time to to find my intestines!

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Olivia: Oh he's so sweet fighting for me just so i can continue! (sighs in love) Whatever, he did that for me and i have to pay the price now! Well what is this thing made of? Feels like styrofoam and cardboard. So anyway now i need to break it. With (sees wirecutters) wirecutters? Gee, thanks Chris, ill use this to cut all of the wires connecting the cameras in this whole school so we cant watch! Hehe!

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Wyatt: Londoya seems pretty loyal, maybe thats why the names are similar. But anyways, time to get out. Is that a door! Lets see what it leads too? (opens door) Woah! Why are there so many wires in this thing! Im kinda scared now. Is that (widens eyes) ERIC! HANNAH! How did you get here?

Eric: Long story, but were dead bones with old skin now,

Hannah: (sniff) Yeah! All we've had to eat is these berries which we dont even know if they're poisonous!

Eric: And the only water source is Hannah's sweat! Girl needs to get out more!

Hannah: We cant sleep with all these wires, its uncomfortable!

Eric: Try being next to you with your snoring and turning and tossing!

Hannah: Haha! Sorry!

Wyatt: Then come with me!

Eric: No, judging by what that looks like, i think id rather stay here

Wyatt: Bu

Hannah: I agree with Ericy! That looks bad!

Wyatt: At leas- (door slams) Great!

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Londoya: Oooh! Original 14 by 7 cardboard, with bendable styrofoam! You don't get better than this! Haha! Wait, i need to get out, not look at the things here. Well, the only way to cut through 14 by 7 cardboard is with 53 H2 pencils (PS i made everything i wrote here up)! Well, at least i tried to make it out!

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Steph: Well, i wanna sleep, but i guess i can try this right now. Is that a hole to jump through! I can make it through that! Anyone can! Wow, maybe i am really different, theres no going back now men. Anyway, time to get out! (hole just disappeared) What happened here! Now i have to find another one! (sigh) Back to normal, again i see.

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Brian: Great, doesnt help that i am claustrophobic right now, i want to get out! HELP! Brian, get it together! I need to get out! Wait, always knew this would come in handy! (takes out 53 H2 pencils which were stuck in various places in his clothes. That hurt so much! Anyway! (stabs holes in the carboard) Woohoo! Almost out!

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Flo: And ugh! (pops out of nose) Whalla!

Chris: And Flo gets out! She is our second person to make it!

Flo: (gasps) Ugh, need air! I feel sick.

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Undulen: The vomit is piling up! Ugh! I cant breath! Too much vomit everywhere! Cant escape! (vomits) Oh no! I can barely see! Who would have thought you could literally die in vomit! And why does Mr Amazing have to be the first one to do so!

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Brett: Help me.

Julia: Help me.

Olivia: Help me.

Wyatt: Help me.

Londoya: Help me.

Steph: Help me.

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Brian: And the hole is stabbed! Whalla!

Chris: Brian takes the third and final spot! Congrats!

Brian: (gets out) Woohoo! I made it! And in the top 3!

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Chris(on school communication system): Everyone! Our three have managed to make it out! So Theodore and Ms Gonzalez will come to let you out!

Undulen: About (gags) time.

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Some unlocking 7 contestants from a giant baby model later

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Chris: So we'll go in the order you made it out, Nmet, then Flo, then Brian. So you may decide now!

Nmet: I choose Mnet obviously, shes my girl!

Flo: Well, i guess Olivia? I dont know.

Olivia: Alright, thanks!

Brian: I am super stuck between Lacey and Paul, and sorry Lacey but i cant really pick you right now, so Paul?

Paul: Good to see you kept witt i mean with the deal?

Yasmine(to herself): What deal could this be, ive gotta find out!

Nmet: Brett.

Flo: Richard.

Brian: Lacey.

Lacey: Really? Yay!

Nmet: Wyatt, your turn.

Brett: Least i have one of my dudes with me.

Wyatt: Uh alright.

Brian(to himself): What could this be, i have to find out!

Flo: Where was i, oh Attica?

Attica: Great! Thanks Flo!

Brian: Because of her strength, Julia.

Julia: Only cause of my strengths! Wow! Rude!

Nmet: I choose Steph and only cause i can relate to him.

Steph: You sure about that?

Nmet: .... Shut up before i change my mind.

Flo: Looking at the five people left, Isaac.

Brett: NO!

Steph: Oh great.

Wyatt: Nice knowing ya Isaac!

Isaac: Chill, our squad of four will stay in touch even if we're on different team brothas!

(everyone gasps)

Brett: DUDE! You just got us, and more importantly you into jeopardy!

Olivia: Wow, Isaac, unless there is a team swap, you are so dead the first time we lose!

Brian(to himself): Drama that i am not in, excellent!

Yasmine(to herself): Drama kids to pluck on, excellent!

Richard: Brian, did you say something?

Brian: No! Nothing at all, anyway, i choose Undulen and only since he did the best out of everyone left.

Nmet: I guess ill choose Londoya!

Flo: I obviously choose Dai- (Yasmine trips her over) Oww! Yasmine!

Yasmine: Guess im on your team, you said my name!

Flo: WHAT! That doesnt count!

Chris: Yes it does, and that leaves Brians team with Daisy!

Daisy: This piece of perfection got chose befores Undulen, Julia and Yasmine! EWW!

Chris: Your team leaders will now think of a team name!

Nmet: I choose "The Winning Team!"

Flo: The Strategic and the Sporty!

Olivia: Are you sure about that?

Flo: Fine then, The Flivchicacne team!

Note` to those who actually want to try and say this it is a mix of their names and pronounced like this

Fl in Flo

iv in Olivia

ch in Richard

ic in Attica

ac in Isaac

and ne in Yasmine

Chris: Can we just initial it to the first letter of their names, too hard to pronounce that!

Flo: Ok then so Team Foraiy!

Chris: Great and Brian?

Brian: Team Iqaluit!

Chris: Ok then, great! Make a conf and then get ready to go to sleep, somewhere...

Attica(private place): Well, Team Foraiy, interesting name, i hope i can at least make merge this time round!

Brett(private place): (sigh) Great, i might be able to stay for a while but Isaac is so dead when they lose! What can i do!

Brian(CONF): No one knows my plans, i will walk away 2 million dollars richer from this school. And i will do whatever i can!

Daisy(CONF): That Brian boi is smoking' but as if that will affect ma games! Undulen and Julia are DEAD!

Flo(CONF): I dont believe there were three names i had to make before they all worked! But whatever, now i need to find a comfortable place to sleep.

Isaac(CONF): Oh bro no! I am bamboozled when we lose next! Well this Foraiy dude wont go anywhere without a fight!

Julia(CONF): One long season with Daisy and Undulen coming up! And FYI Brian, not everyone is from Iqaluit! Sorry! I'm just stressed.

Lacey(CONF): Eek! I am with Brian! But i wonder what he meant about picking Paul over me!

Londoya(CONF): The Winning Team? Overconfident much! Wowzers! Well, i hope Wyatt can help me now!

Mnet(CONF): I have to say it now that none of my teammates are here, i dont actually want to compete, but after Season 2, i found out my family was broke. So i really need to win now.

Nmet(CONF): I hope to form an alliance with Brett and Mnet, but lets see if Brett will slip from his "bros". He is very loyal, i learnt that on MasterCooker. He always gave me his spare stuff when i burnt the food.

Olivia(CONF): Wellity well well, Team Foraiy! Weirdest name ever! Anyway, i hope me and Rich- (Blushes) And the rest of my team can win a lot.

Paul(CONF): What are we supposed to do again?

Richard(CONF): Yes! Me and Olivia, (blushes) uh are on the same team! Wait, that was just uh, my cheekbones having heat exposure problems! Hehe, totally!

Steph(CONF): Well, im gonna missed that guy. And im talking about Isaac, time for the old sixteen year old to bite the dust.

Undulen(CONF): Ha! Brians a fool, now i have 3 targets to beat out, and if you are as stupid as them those three people are Brian, Julia and Daisy.

Wyatt(F): I have four words to say, Sadly. Isaac. Is. Gone.

Yasmine: Duh, i tripped Flo so she would say my name! I will get MY REVENGE ON HER! People just look at me as some mind reader, but i will tell you IM MORE!

Chris: Well, that was some juicy dirt revealed there, will Yasmine get her revenge on Flo, will Mnet quit, will Olivia and Undulen become a thing? So many questions to be answered next time on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 2: Preschool Problems
Eric: Hannah, we need to get out of here.

Hannah: Eek! I know, maybe we should ask Wyatt!

Eric: (opens the door) WYATT? Wyatt where are you?

Hannah: Oh no! He is gone! Eek! What are we going to do!

Eric: Find a way out of here, come through the door Hannah!

Hannah: Okie dokie! (Eric and Hannah walk through door)

Eric: Woah, why are there 10 gigantic models of the human being right here?

Hannah: I don't know, but now that we are out, lets get some food! (trips on a crack from the earthquake and falls in) ARGH! Oww!

Eric: Oh great!

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Nmet: (yawn) Hi Mnet!

Mnet: Hi, can i go to sleep!

Nmet: You've been awake for... 3 minutes.

Mnet: Whatever, we need to work on our gameplan.

Nmet: You actually said something like that? We need to befriend Londoya, i could ask Brett but he is too eh attached to his "bros" to do anything!

Mnet: True, but what do we do? He is stronger than us by our rankings, he knows how to play!

Nmet: Look, this is a skill i learnt when i went to compete on Big Sister, wait for time to do its thing, sooner or later, something will happen!

Mnet: I know, gurl you were robbed that season!

Nmet: Tell me about it, i got out just because that Heather girl framed me! So annoying!

Mnet: Whatever, gurl, i feel so different with you! In a bad way, i dont feel like the way before!

Nmet: So youre saying we have gone our different ways, and we have lost our connections?

Mnet: Well, we have a whole season to get it back!

Nmet: Wow! You are really positive-

Mnet: Uh Nmet, thats because you are a depressed headband girl.

Nmet: Oh really! (stomps out)

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Brett: Steph, Isaac, what are you doing? We need food to survive so can you help me find it!

Steph: This wouldn't be happening, if the producers got so cheap we have to find our food!

Wyatt: What is this, The Thriver!

Brett: Huh?

Wyatt: TV show, 24 people compete somewhere remote and try to win money,

Steph: That show! Oh yeah, pretty sure they get provided some things while all we get is an annoying host.

Brett: Guys! FOCUS! If we get enough we can give some to the others!

Wyatt: What happened to you!

Brett: I just dont want to die, and in school- (Isaac runs by the three)

Isaac: Hey dudes, can i help you?

Brett: No! Thats what you get for blowing the 3rd rule of the squad!

Wyatt: What rule, you never told me about any rule!

Steph: Same here, you know what. Brett, i am going to find some food myself! (Walks away)

Wyatt: Exactly! (walks away)

Isaac: Ooh, so i guess its me and you now bro?

Brett: Ugh! Trying to stay alive here! (walks away)

Isaac: Dude this is heavy, im out. (walks away)

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Londoya: Paul, what are you doing?

Paul: Trying to get the bleed- i mean bood, i mean blood to my head!

Richard: Yeah and why, it will only cause a dizziness effect into your brain causi-

Londoya: Thats great but no one understands what you are saying!

Richard: Whatever, Londoya, can i uh tell you something?

Londoya: Sure!

Richard:(whispers into Londoya's ears) I like Olivia. And i dont know what to do, she has me confused! Usually i always know what im going to but now i dont with her! (blushes)

Londoya: Ooh, uh from what i know, play it cool. (whispers into Richards ear) And also, don't make it too obvious!

Richard: Uh, ill take your word on that!

Londoya: Great! Im gonna work on my largest artwork, The Mona Londoya.

Richard: Uh good luck with that! Bye! (walks away)

Paul: Wha wer yo talkin abou wit hi?

Londoya: Paul. Stop hanging your leg to the nail in the ceiling.

Paul: Bu i don watta i mean wanna!

Londoya: You asked for it! (unties pauls knot)

Paul: SSSSH! I mean AAAAGH! eeh! I mean OWW! In the name of liking Olivia that hurt!

Londoya: Wait you like Olivia!

Paul: Yeah, she makes me think and antually

Londoya: Actually

Paul: know what im doing, normally, i dont!

Londoya: Uh oh, this is bad! BAD!

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Lacey: Woo! Girls you ready for another challenge!

Julia: Yeah! Team Iqaluit is gonna win this!

Attica: Sorry but team Foraiy? Is going to win!

Flo: Yes Attica you said Foraiy right!

Attica: I did! Phew!

Olivia: Flo, now that i have fired you, i want to say i am sorry about what happened! I didnt want to, but sales are down!

Flo: Its fine.

Olivia: Anyway, where did you get that beanie you wear? So fetch!

Daisy: That is the girliest thing i have ever heard you say, finally someone besides me and Flo know what they are doing in the fashion department!

Attica/Lacey/Julia/Yasmine: HEY!

Attica: But she is right, where did you get that beanie! Its really cute!

Lacey: True! Its great!

Julia: Flo, but why do you always wear than beanie!

Flo: Cause i uh-

Yasmine: Come on, how embarrassing could it be! Or can we not trust you! (smiles evily)

Flo: You little- ALRIGHT! STUPID COCKROACH GOT TOO ANNOYING AND I SHAVED MY HEAD!

All other girls: WHAT!

Olivia: Well, to get some of the spotlight of you Flo, i have a crush on Richard!

All other girls: WHAT!

Julia: To get some of the spotlight of you two, i still like Brett.

All other girls: WHAT!

Olivia: What is this share fest! Whatever, i told you my secret.

Flo: Me, Olivia and Julia were brave enough to say our secrets, and before you leave this competition, me, Olivia and Julia must all know your biggest secret!

Olivia: Or else, we will torture you as soon as we get out!

All the girls: Deal!

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Brian: Uh, Undulen, are you ready for the challeng-

Undulen: (badly singing) Shut up! UNDULEN ORDERS YOU TO SHUT UP!

Brian: Undulen, stop singing!

Undulen: NEVER! GRR!

Brian: Go to battle with your captain, i dare you!

Undulen: Look Boring Brian, i know what i am in this game!

Brian: A faliure!

Undulen: Watch your mouth or i might get some muzzles!

Brian: Huh, you expect there to be muzzles in a school!

Undulen: Ill get sticky tape!

Brian: Uh yeah we do have sticky tape! But if i dont know where it is, then how would you know?

Undulen: Because, i actually have the time to find it! You are annoying, you know that!

Brian: I have no idea why im talking with you over others,

Chris(on school communication system) Peeps! Its time for your first challenge as a team!

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Chris: Some of you might be complaining about the "lack of facilities" we have!

Olivia: That is the biggest understatement I've ever heard.

Chris: Well, anyway, your first challenge is to build something! There are 3 things we are missing in this show, and they are, a mess hall to give and make you and me food! Cabins for you people to sleep in, and also a confessional, one team gets selected to do one! Anyway, The Winning Team, you have to make the mess hall!

Londoya: Can't we use the kitchen!

Chris: No! Anyway, Team Foraiy! You get to make the cabins, and a note, there is three cabins for the three teams, each separated into two for each gender! And Team Iqaluit, you get to make the confessional!

Daisy: But Chris- aint these challenges supposed to be real lated to life thinges!

Chris: Aww! Thanks for reminding me Daisy, so! For the floor and walls, and ceiling! You can only use, lego and kiddicraft bricks!

Julia: Thanks Daisy! Now we have to build with children toys!

Chris: Great isn't it! And i need to have a dat- i mean have a meeting with Ms Gonzalez! So ill be there! Also, the last team to build something that looks functionable

Richard: Not a word.

Chris: Is going to elimination, and straight after the challenge, just for today, no one is allowed to talk to anyone! GO!

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Nmet: Um, do any of you know how to build a building about 300 metre cubed?

Londoya: Wow! Insulted! I build things like this all the time at my home! So this is strict! Wyatt and Steph, you both are pretty logical! You try and think of a way to get some kitchen appliances from the canteen!

Nmet: No pressure!

Londoya: Brett, Mnet, Nmet, you start building, i need to get more bricks from the truck! And only use the legos for the walls and ceiling! No one wants to step on a lego, even if we are wearing shoes!

Brett: Good point! Lets get going! Nmet! Pass me a brick!

Nmet: Sure here you go,

Brett: Thanks.

Mnet: Hmm im kinda thirsty!

Nmet: Focus girl! FOCUS!

Mnet: Right, right. Heh, sorry!

Londoya: I am going now to get the bricks, see ya! (walks away)

Wyatt: Yeah we should go find the canteen now as well, later!

Steph: Bye! (they walk away) If we lose, vote Londoya. Ok. Split up so we cover more ground! Good luck!

Wyatt: Bu-

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Flo: This is the plan, we all work on one cabin. Richard, Olivia, i am trusting you to make our cabin, make it good!

Richard: Oh, uh great!

Olivia: Sure thing!

Flo: I will work with Isaac, and Attica, you go with Yucksmine.

Yasmine: (sniff) Why are you being so rude!

Flo: Oh, brother. (facepalm)

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Richard: Im gonna get some pens and paper to plan it.

Olivia: Ok, bye! From where?

Richard: Maths room probably!

Olivia: (blushes) Bye! (Richard walks away and Paul comes by)

Paul: Hi Olivia,

Olivia: Oh, hi Paul, what do you want!

Paul: Nothing really, i want to give you something! (gives them 50 bricks)

Olivia: Paul, wow! Uh thanks!

Paul: Anytime, (blushes) Byezers!

Olivia: Heh, bye!

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Brian: Paul? Where did you go!

Paul: Antarctica!

Brian: You really dont know how to lie!

Undulen: Coming from you!

Brian: (Pushes Undulen inside a hole)

Daisy: (gasp) Wow! Man of ma dreamies!

Julia: Come on guys! We have a simple on! Dont fail this!

Daisy: Whatever, lets get going!

Lacey: We really should!

Brian: Me and Lacey will go find some camera and stuff, the rest of you, build doors and the walls.

Lacey: Really, thats great! Maybe we can steal it from Chris or something!

Undulen: (Muffled) Whatever you do! Do it quick! AND GET ME OUT!

Brian: Should we let him out?

Whole team but Undulen: Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah! Woo! Hahahaha! (giggle)

Undulen: Grr!

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Nmet: Alright! The outside is done! Londoya you saved us!

Brett: Yeah great idea dude!

Mnet: Awesome!

Londoya: Thanks! But we still need to do the inside of it (walks inside the sliding door Londoya made)

Nmet: Wyatt, Steph? When did you get here?

Wyatt: Couple minutes ago, you were all on the ceiling!

Steph: We managed to get the oven and stove working, as well as 3 tables, each seating 6 people.

Brett: Wow thats great! We could actually win this!

Wyatt: We aren't finished! So yeah we need to do our bit, we are all part of the team guys!

Nmet: Hes right we can leave them alone!

Londoya: But if you need any help just ask us, ok!

Mnet: You better not need help, i wanna rest after all that!

Nmet: MNET! Rude!

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Olivia: We just finished ours!

Richard: Yeah, its not that good!

Olivia: No, its awesome, he planned amazingly!

Richard: You helped amazingly!

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Yasmine: (Sniff) I know! We could only do (sniff) two walls and the ceiling!

Flo: Really impressive!

Flo: I- i dont believe this! Were gonna lose! Oh no! Did you do the inside?

Yasmine: Uhh, sorta!

Flo: ALL THERE IS, IS ONE BED! UGH!

Attica: Sorry Flo!

Isaac: Hey Flo can i-

Flo: NO!

Isaac: Why is everyone so mean today! Yeesh!

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Julia: Great! This looks cool!

Lacey: Just like your building! Its great! Wow! Perfection!

Paul: Thanks!

Brian: Anyway, lets put this thing in and test it! (goes inside confessional) HAI! UNDULEN IS ANNOYING!

Undulen: (sinking in sand that Daisy put on him) Can still hear you!

Chris(on school communication system): Alright! Time is up! Show me your thinigies!

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Chris: Amazing! Ive seen the others, and i know whos won already!

Chris(on school communication system) Time is up! And i decided team Foraiy needs to go to elimination! And the winning team is, The Winning Team!

Wyatt: Woohoo Londoya you saved us!

Londoya: Wow, thanks Wyatt!

Chris(on school communication system): Team Foraiy, meet me at the school entrance, NOW!

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Flo(CONF): Attica, Isaac, Yasmine, too many choices.

Attica(CONF): I dont want to go now! Not now! (gulp)

Yasmine(CONF): Im so sorry! Haha! NOT!

Richard(CONF): According to my calculations-

Olivia(CONF): He is so cute! Wait, oh yeah this is obvious after your little spill!

Isaac(CONF): So nervous dude,

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Isaac: Can i at least- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Chris(CONF): Lets see what happens next time on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 3: First Day of School, its not cool
I went on a holiday and i didn't have any connection. Sorry! So for the next 4 chapters, here is the timetable!

Chris: Hi! Hello! My name is Chronzalez and today i am hosting total drama cutie host- i mean uh Life of Iqaluit! Anyway, Paul and Olivia started to rekindle their friendship. Flo became the worlds biggest boss! Isaac, Attica and Yasmine all had some type of reason to leave me alone with Ms Gonzale- i mean go home! Also, Londoya showed more of that creative mind of his. Anyway, who will go home today?

Steph: (walks in) And who will get busted for having a crush with their co-host?

Chris: I can disqualify you for that!

Steph: I got plenty more coming, so watch out!

Chris: I HATE YOU! (Steph points at camera)

Steph: Arrivederci!

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Flo: Team Foraiy failed yesterday! BUT NOT TODAY!

Attica: Grr, Flo, please, be quiet! You have been giving us positive speeches all night, and you didn't even care that i built the whole cabin for us.

Flo: Sorry, heh!

Yasmine: Aww! Don't be sorry! Just SHUT UP!

Flo: At least i did what i had to?

Yasmine: At least I didn't boss around the rest of my team!

Flo: Grr!

Yasmine: Grr! (the two fight)

Attica: (rolls eyes) I'm going to have breakfast now, anything to get away from this! (walks into the mess hall)

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Attica: Woah! The winning team did a great job! They even made menus for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and what is available at other times!

Theodore: That was sme, you youth troublers, always not giving anyone over 60 any credit!

Attica: Heh, uh sorry, ill have Sharwarma?

Ms Gonzalez: (walks in) Coming right up!

Theodore: Uh, why are you helping?

Ms Gonzalez: Cause i actually know how to cook Iqaluit style!

Theodore: Lets make a deal, i handle the non-Iqaluit food, you do the Iqaluit!

Ms Gonzalez: Sure! Oops, did i forget to mention the only non-Iqaluit foods in this place are the fruits sitting there, which the contestants can just grab themselves!

Theodore: UGH! I will, get my serving, even if it means i have to learn how to make caribou stew!

Ms Gonzalez: Good luck sir, were at war, and i am winning. Ciao! (walks off)

Attica: I never actually got my food? I'll just go then! (Walks off)

Theodore: All alone, as usual.

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Brian: (bumps into Attica) Oh sorry, i didn't mean to interrupt.

Attica: Oh its fine, but, why aren't you wearing a shirt? And anything under it?

Brian: Just went swimming.

Attica: Where can you swim, this whole place is frozen!

Brian: Uh, in the gymnasium there is a mini-hallway which leads to the pool, only people with the keys can get in.

Attica: So how did you get in?

Brian: I picked the lock.

Attica: Alright then! I best be off,

Brian: Wait! Before you go, can i ask you something?

Attica: Sure, i guess.

Brian: Will you be in an alliance with me, even though we are different teams?

Attica: Why not! You can only get me out if theres a team swap, or merge! Deal! (the two shake hands) Bye!

Undulen(CONF): Hehe, time to get my game on, stage one, get the newbs out! And the Attica-Brian thing is going to help!

Brian: (hums)

Undulen: Aww, you and Attica are so cute together!

Brian: Uh what are you talking about!

Undulen: You and Attica? I can see a future of you two!

Brian: Can you please stop!

Undulen: Will you Brian, take Attica to be your lawfully wedded husband!

Brian: I do. WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

Undulen: Never! You think thats bad, cause you've got plenty more coming!

Brian: Oh you mean my celebration dinner when you go home? Yeah, i wonder if i'll have bannock or char! (i probably spelled that wrong)

Undulen: You are going down.

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Londoya: No seriously, i need to get to the Mona Londoya now.

Brett: That can wait! Do you all have 5 rocks and 5 flowers!

Nmet: (tired) Yes, Brett, were not at The Grave digger, i know you nailed that show but why now!

Wyatt: Just can we get this done quickly?

Brett: Don't worry, and i hereby call this! (Takes over a white blanket on a graveyard) R.I.P Isaac! Episode 1-2!

Whole team but Brett: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahehehhehehohohohohohhihihihihuhuhu!

Brett: What is funny about this!

Mnet: You cant tell that making a graveyard for an eliminated contestant isn't pathetic?

Brett: Would you like it if Nmet went home?

Mnet: Well I would be sad, but i wouldn't waste my time and energy on that!

Wyatt: I liked Isaac, but this is the next level!

Steph: Brett, come on, Isaac is gone, so fight for him, don't act like he passed!

Brett: Wow, actually, what was i thinking! Thanks Steph.

Steph: No problemo. Hey, is that Julia over there?

Julia: (walks by and looks at graveyard) Uh, who made this R.I.P on Isaac's elimination?

Whole team: Brett!

Julia: Uh, ok Brett? Uh bye! (runs away)

Wyatt(CONF): He so still likes Julia.

Julia(CONF): Brett, a graveyard! I like him but uh, wow!

Brett(CONF): Now she thinks im some loser, great! Stupid Brett stupid!

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Paul: I was bored, so what else could i do!

Lacey: Leave.

Daisy: Yah. Leave.

Paul: Bye then!

Julia: So, remember when i told you i like Brett?

Lacey: Yes i do.

Julia: Well, he made a graveyard for Isaac? What should i do?

Attica: Just be natural, do you like him?

Julia: Yeah, but its fading after that moment!

Daisy: I don't know why i am helpin, make de fist move!

Julia: You think that could work?

Lacey: Sure, if you don't then things will only go downhill.

Julia: I'll only do this is you Daisy, promise to end our hatred, and both focus on Undulen!

Daisy: Uh fines then. Consider this hatred

Julia/Daisy: OVER!

Attica: Woohoo! (claps)

Julia: Attica, now you're just making it weird!

Attica: Sorry!

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Richard: Haha, definitely not my finest hour!

Olivia: Uh Richard, do you like to date, i mean eat?

Richard: (blushes) What do you mean?

Olivia: Uh never mind. Yasmine is a strong player this season isn't she!

Richard: You think so, i don't notice that much of her!

Olivia: I guess, but she seems to have a better game than Clash of the Action.

Richard: Maybe, hey, whats that in your ear! When did you get earrings!

Olivia: You never noticed, oh, i wore some for the special.

Olivia(CONF): Ok, so maybe its a headset from Lacey telling me what to say? Can you blame me! The dude is cute, smart and fun!

Lacey(in headset): Ok, say this, i like your shirt, where did you get it?

Olivia: I like your shirt, where did you get it?

Richard: When i went on a trip to New York, i bought this.

Olivia: Oh wow!

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Lacey(in headset): None of your buisness!

Olivia: (to Richard): None of your buisness!

Richard: Uh ok!

Julia: I'll have to take that phone if you don't give it!

Lacey(in headset): NEVER! THIS IS MINE AND ONLY MINE!

Olivia(to Richard): NEVER! THIS IS MINE AND ONLY MINE!

Richard: If you didn't want to be with me, just say so! (walks away)

Olivia: Wait Richard!

Chris(on school communication system): Contestants, you know what time it is! Get down to the mess hall now!

Olivia: (Sigh) Never mind.

Chris: Todays challenge is a game of the playground! You are playing hide and seek with your friends! Theodore and Ms Gonzalez will try to hunt you down, when they find you, you get a stamp, last team to get 3 stamps wins, first team to get three stamps loses! Also, you will not know how many stamps your team has, i wont tell you! So don't bother! You have 15 minutes, to run, hide, and find a stamp de-activater! Go!

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Brian: Not so fast! I wont let you!

Undulen: Well, you got yourself into the battle, against a pro.

Brian: Pro at what, getting an F- in Music?

Undulen: You crossed the line! (stares at him)

Brian: OH! Two can play that game! (stares at him.)

Undulen: (stares at him even more)

Brian: (stares at him even more)

Wyatt: (slaps them both) What is wrong with you! (climbs tree)

Undulen: Can i climb with you (branch falls on his head)

Theodore: Stamped both of you! Haha!

Undulen: See, that annoying guy at the top of the tree, tag him?

Theodore: Nahh! Too hard! I was born in 1854!

Brian: 164 years ago, very true.

Theodore: Don't believe me! (stamps him)

Brian: Oww! You already tagged me! What was that for?

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Richard: Its Richard. Does everyone have to say my name wrong?

Yasmine: Sorry, heh. I have a proposition to give to you.

Richard: Make it considerably fast in the ways of time.

Yasmine: Have an alliance with me, and i wont get you out.

Richard: Ha! Very funny, you have only competed in 6 episodes combining season 1 and 3!

Yasmine: Grr, try me, Richard try me. I am improving!

Richard: Seriously, i don't want my sides to split from laughter. The only person you can get out is Paul or something!

Yasmine: Fine then, good luck! (jumps in bush)

Richard: Well i guess ill leav- (Ms Gonzalez comes)

Ms Gonzalez: (stamps him) HA! Gotcha! If you excuse me hombre, i have more losers to catch. (leaves)

Yasmine: (gets out of bush) So, do you want to be blackmailed or do you actually want to team?

Richard: (sigh) Fine. Just go save yourself now!

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Flo: Or maybe you wont! I will hide here!

Brett: But i found it first-

Flo: You sound like a 5 year old saying that! Sorry but i am going in!

Julia(comes in): Or maybe i will! (sees Brett and turns away)

Brett: Uh, Julia, can you pleas- (sigh) Never mind.

Julia(CONF): I feel so bad! Ugh!

Julia: Brett, im sorry about the way i treated you. I didn't mean it, but a graveyard? What do you expect me to react like?

Brett: I guess, it was a bit weird well, yeah im sorry!

Paul: (walks in) Hey, do you have popcorn, watching you two is like a sponge opera!

Flo: Soap opera...

(Theodore comes in and tagges all four of them)

Brett: Oh great.

Julia: I just gotta hope i was the first one stamped.

Brett: Julia, so, to confirm, are we back on again!

Julia: WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT! LISTEN FOR ONCE AND DONT JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

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Chris(on school communication system) The results are in, first place goes to, Team Foraiy! Second place to, The Winning Team which means Team Iqaluit, you are going to elimination. Sorry!

Julia(CONF): Great, i could be going home tonight.

Undulen(CONF): At least i will guarantee myself tonight, but who to pick! Anyone is fine, but i will need a minion.

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Undulen: Hi Paul!

Paul: Yeah?

Undulen: Can you do me a favour?

Paul: If its to clean your throat so you can sing better, im not internation- i mean interested.

Undulen: EXCUSE ME! Anyway, i need you to convince everyone to vote _____ tonight! OK! We clear?

Paul: Why don't you do it.

Undulen: I would but everyone hates me- do it well! Good luck!

Undulen(CONF): One less loser off my million dollars, perfect.

Paul(CONF): I'm not doing it. Never, time to show that i can pay- i mean play the game!

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Lacey(CONF): This

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Daisy(CONF): So

Julia(CONF): Easy

Undulen(CONF): Can't wait to see the look on your faces.

Paul(CONF): (looks at pen) Ooh! This pen is cool! (plays with it and ink runs out)

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Lacey/Brian/Daisy: Woohoo! ( hi 5 each other)

Paul: Yay! (tries to hi five daisy but misses)

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Daisy: Thats right, i am with Julia now so back off ma girl and leave this Iqaluit school!

Undulen: How is this possible! Paul told all of you to vote Julia!

Paul: Maybe i didn't.

Undulen: YOU! YOU BACKSTABBER!

Julia: Exactly what you did to Wyatt last season, so please shut up or you won't leave here in one piece.

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Undulen: Whatever, ill just swim back here,

Chris: Do you know how cold that water is? See ya!

Undulen: But how do i leave,

Chris: (pushes button)

Undulen: GAH! (floats away much faster)

Chris: Haha! Anyway lets see what happens next time, on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 4: 20 questions, 16 people.
Chris: Last time, Flo and Yasmines hatred blew again, Attica getting sick of it went to have breakfast only to see a fight between the 2 co-hosts, i have to speak to them about that. Brian and Attica teamed up, and Undulen saw who wanted to bust Brian to get him out. Brett made a grave yard for his "bro" and Julia saw it! Bad move man, in the challenge, Yasmine and Richard made an alliance and things with Brett and Julia are seemingly worse after a Julia outburst! Paul seemed villainous betraying Undulen's word and helping in getting him out! 2 our out, who will win this time on Total! Drama! Life of Iqaluit!

Attica(CONF): Yesterday Brian asked for an alliance with me but i don't know what to do? So what did i do, i went to my boyfriend!

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Steph: Hey back. (kisses her)

Attica: (blushes) Thanks, but i need to tell you something.

Steph: What swwetie pie?

Attica: Brian asked me into an alliance but i'm not so sure about it. What do i do?

Steph: I have no clue, but im in a bit of trouble myself!

Attica: Really, whats the problem? Is it your shirt, its so dirty!

Steph: It has one stain from the small crack in my cabin, so whatever weather is outside, wind blowing leaves, rain, even snow! It falls on me.

Attica: Thats horrible!

Steph: Uh, lets stay on track here. Brett is becoming a really shady character. Do i ditch him?

Attica: No, if he is shady which i doubt, then he'd get you out, he has Nmet from his travelling days and Wyatt of his alliance, and also Mnet will obviously follow Nmet to see what to do.

Steph: Good point. I am going to have breakfast, bye!

Attica: Bye!

Attica(CONF): Its great to have Steph on my side, after a 3rd place finish. I just hope Brett doesn't touch Steph! That stain is so bad!

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Daisy: Turnin this girl into a master piece!

Julia: I just managed to get my trust in you Daisy, Don't make me lose it!

Daisy: Julies, llook at meh! Does it look like i know what im doing!

Julia: Just get it done with.

Lacey: Yeah but why are you fixing yourself up!

Julia: Lets take a spelling class! B-R-

Lacey: Oh, Brett.

Julia: Yes, i am so nervous!

Lacey: Wanna hear a joke to get the mood going!

Julia: Anything that gets me off the fact that Daisy has pulled half my hair off!

Daisy: You have no idea how great this is gonna be!

Julia: I will put your word on that.

Lacey: Can i see though!

Julia(turns around): How bad is it!

Lacey(CONF): I was itching to say BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD! But, it could be hilarious for me. Oh wow, i am so rude! And also Daisy will kill me if i say its bad.

Lacey: Great! 10/10!

Lacey: Time for the joke! What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry? Throw a coconut at their face.

Daisy: HAHA! (drops her mascara stick and it falls all over Julia's face) Oops.

Julia: Daisy, what have you done,

Daisy: Hehe, its so good i got knocked out! Show Lacey!

Julia(shows Lacey): Thats great! Let me get you a mirror!

Lacey(CONF): (pukes), i never have seen, anything that ugly before!

Lacey: Here's the mirror!

Julia: WHAT! EWW! THIS IS GROSS!

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Brian: No! That jacket looks great!

Richard: Same to the hair!

Brian: She will fall head over heels in love with you!

Brett: Thanks guys! I'll just put on a bit of perfume and then ill go then! (the perfume bottle opens up and the liquid goes on Brett's jakcet) Oh great!

Richard: Ooh, tough luck my friend. Well at least your hairstyle is still great! (somehow a pigeon flies in and does its business on Bretts hair) Me and my bigmouth.

Brett: Thanks a lot Richard, now ive gotta change!

Richard: Im sorry! Here, use my spare shirt!

Brett: That thing could never fit me. (birdpoo falls off his hair and onto the jacket and behind it too on the shirt.) Ok fine i'll wear it! Brian: You look absolutely like you can't breath.

Brett: So it- (gasps for breath) Looks like that too! Great! I am going to die in this thing!

Richard: Run it off then!!!

Brett: Not so easy to run whey you can barely move your body! This thing cuts my circulation off!

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Wyatt: Still can't believe how great this thing is! You impressed me Londoya!

Mnet: Guys, i called you here for something.

Nmet: AHEM!

Mnet: Ok, Nmet brought you here for something.

Nmet: I'm concerned for Brett. He seems, i don't really know, distracted?

Londoya: Very true, remember the graveyard? Even if all my paintings broke, i wouldn't make them a graveyard!

Mnet: Great reference, but whatever, what do we do?

Nmet: I say vote him out, im sorry, but this is for the best, for him and the team!

Wyatt: I guess so...

Mnet: Besides, would you want a boy who just made merge twice?

Londoya: I don't think so...

Nmet: Good! So, throw the challenge, were gonna lose this one!

Wyatt: Ok? I guess?

Mnet: Nice to know, later skaters! (Nmet and Mnet walk out)

Wyatt(CONF): Sabotage, greatest way to get someone out, also the greatest way to put a target on your back. I could agree about what they said, but i don't like to back-stab people! Oh no!

Londoya(CONF): Heh- this will be a weird day.

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Londoya: Alright then...

Wyatt: You know what, lets have an alliance!

Londoya: Woah, wow, sure right! Uh that came out wrong.

Wyatt: Yeah i can tell- well ill just go get ready for the challenge, see ya!

Londoya: Uh ok! Bye-zers!

Wyatt: You can stop with the weird phrases now. (walks away)

Wyatt(CONF): Well, i have everyone on the team, even though i kinda am planning to vote one of my members out. But i hope this works! If it does i might just get to merge!

Londoya(CONF): I just got myself in an alliance with the coolest person ever! Wyatt has this sort of magnet on him which makes him easy to talk to! Oh boy, this will make things awkward.

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Yasmine: And you WILL NEVER ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HUMAN!

Flo: I GOT MYSELF ELIMINATED LAST SEASON! SHUT UP!

Yasmine: Ugh! YOU ONLY EVER LOOK AT THE GOOD THINGS YOU DO!

Flo: COMING FROM THE HYPOCRITE OVER HERE!

Yasmine: Grr...

Flo: Grr... (the two start fighting)

Olivia: Woah, these two are uncontrollable! What are we going to do!

Paul: I don't have an cue! I mean clue.

Olivia: Oh yeah, your language problems- have you been able to work on those?

Paul: (Shakes head) But i worked for you, you sould i mean should know about thas- i mean this!

Olivia: You do cooking, so its not like you have to talk much, and you're lucky i didn't fire you after putting laxatives in the president of Italy's meal. He cursed that the restaurant would go in flames!

Paul: In that chase i mean case, let me make it up to poo i mean you. Flo! Free beanies just over there!

Flo: Wait, where! WHERE! (runs away)

Yasmine: Ha! Guess i win the war!

Olivia: How did YOU do that!

Paul: Grew up in a bickering family.

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Julia: What if there's a tie?

Chris: We do a tiebraker question. YIKES! What happened to your hair!

Julia: Daisy, happened to it.

Chris: Alright, take a seat and wait till i say the first question!

Attica: Were gonna win this one guys! Team Foraiy all the way!

Daisy: To Team Iqaluit! Wes gonza win this game!

Nmet: Good luck, we have two of the nerds of the game on our team, Wyatt and Brett!

Wyatt: Hey!

Chris: Save the insults for elimination. But first question! Who kicked off Eric to win the first challenge of this game?

(Julia buzzes)

Julia: That would be me.

Chris: Correct! One point for team Iqaluit! Next question! Who was the third to get out in Season 1 and why!

(Nmet buzzes)

Nmet: That was Mnet and because everyone thought she was me.

Nmet(CONF): I know its Steph, i just need to throw this so Brett can go!

Chris: Incorrect!

(Wyatt buzzes)

Wyatt: Steph because he almost killed himself and was too negative.

Chris: Correct!

Wyatt(CONF): Hmm, try and sabotage now!

Chris: What was the broadcasting episode/chapter name of the episode where Daisy got out!

(Brian buzzes)

Brian: I watched season 1! Pretty sure its "The hunted and the hunted"

Chris: Correct! Thats 2 for Team Iqaluit while Team Foraiy doesn't even have one point! Next question! What was the 7th challenge of the season!

(Brett buzzes)

Brett: Wasn't it the one where we had to stop an explosive from blowing! DAISY!

Daisy: Hehe.

Chris: That was the 7th episode not the 7th challenge!

(Flo buzzes)

Flo: Wasn't it the running race?

Chris: Correct! We are one quarter through. Who was the last pre-merger of Clash of the Action?

(Paul buzzes in)

Paul: Think its Londeye i mean Londoya.

Chris: Correct! Team Foraiy is catching up! What was the first post-merge challenge of Clash of the Action!

(Julia buzzes in)

Julia: The gross date thing. We went on a "date" with another competitor and we judged their dating skills!

Chris: Yes! Next question..

Nmet(CONF): Good we're falling behind.

Chris: Who got out in the double elimination in season 1!

(Londoya buzzes)

Londoya: It was Brett and Richard.

Chris: Correct! Who were the final 4 of season 1!

(Wyatt buzzes)

Wyatt: Me, Flo, Julia and Eric.

Chris: Correct! Name a line of the song "The Finals Hall" sang by Wyatt, Julia and Flo!

(Steph buzzes)

Steph: I think, on is "say one more word and im gonna kick you out the finals hall!

Chris: Very true, that is a line! The winning Team has taken the lead!

Nmet(CONF): Great.

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Olivia: Wyatt barely won because he held onto the platform instead of falling off!

(Lacey buzzes)

Lacey: Steph and Undulen won the team picking challenge!

(Daisy buzzes)

Daisy: Attica quit after the whole mess with Steph!

(Yasmine buzzes)

Yasmine: The three first guests of the aftermath were Eric, Attica and Nmet!

(Wyatt buzzes)

Wyatt: Julia got out in a 3-2 vote when the antagonist alliance voted for her!

(Richard buzzes)

Richard: Flo had left her headband in the rocket and the rocket fell while she was inside!

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(Julia buzzes)

Julia: Pretty sure its called "Breaking the 4 Walls"

Chris: Correct! Team Iqaluit with a 1 point lead with 4 more questions! Who won immunity in the first merge challenge?

(Flo buzzes)

Flo: Me, but i decided to get myself out so...

Chris: Enough info, but correct! Next question! What were the 5 acts performed in the animal buddy challenge?

(Brian buzzes)

Brian: Olivia told a story with the Labrador dog, Brett made his pronghorn do athletic activities, Daisy failed to get his squirrel to not listen to her, Steph made his duck run away from the spotlight representing positivity and Undulens parrot told all of Undulen's embarrassing stories!

Chris: Correct! Team Iqaluit, you are guaranteed to not lose tonight! But you can still come second!

Team Iqaluit: Woohoo!

Chris: Alright, what did Undulen do to try and get votes for the million dollars!

(Paul buzzes)

Paul: He acted nice so people would vote him!

Chris: Correct and Team Iqaluit, you have won the challenge! Time for the last question, say the entire elimination order of both season 1 and 2!

(Daisy buzzes)

Daisy: Here it goes! Season 1: Hannah, Yasmine, Steph, Mnet, Daisy, Undulen, Paul, Isaac, Londoya, Brett and Richard, Olivia-

Chris: WRONG! You said Brett and Richard before Olivia!

Daisy: Oops!

Brett: Ooh! I know! Hannah, Yasmine, Steph, Mnet, Daisy, Undulen, Paul, Isaac, Londoya, Olivia, Me and Richard, Attica, Nmet, Eric, Flo, Julia and Wyatt. Season 2: Eric, Attica, Nmet, Richard, Julia, Hannah, Wyatt, Flo, Isaac, Me and Daisy, Steph, Undulen and Olivia!

Chris: That is correct, but you did one thing wrong!

The Winning Team: WHAT!

Chris: You didn't buzz in!

Nmet: Brett!

Brett: Wearing these stupid tight shirts gets me off track!

(Olivia buzzes)

Olivia: Season 1: Hannah, Yasmine, Steph, Mnet, Daisy, Undulen, Paul, Isaac, Londoya, me, Brett and Richard, Attica, Nmet, Eric, Flo, Julia and Wyatt. Season 2: Eric, Attica, Nmet, Richard, Julia, Hannah, Wyatt, Flo, Isaac, Brett and Daisy, Steph, Undulen and me!

Chris: Correct to save yourself from elimination! But the so called Winning Team, you need to meet me at elimination now!

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Steph: Is that Julia in the bush!

Julia(CONF): I can't let Brett go home! I just can't! And not without me saying goodbye!

Chris: Go vote!

Nmet(CONF): Bye Brett, im sorry about this.

Mnet(CONF): Like i have a choice now.

Londoya(CONF): What Wyatt says, Wyatt gets!

Steph(CONF): Eh, who else do i vote!

Brett(CONF): The sooner i get out of this top, the better!

Wyatt(CONF): Thats what you get for trying to get out a friend of mine!

Chris: Ooh! 3-2-1 vote! Spicy! Anyway the people safe are Steph! Wyatt! Londoya!

Steph: Phew!

Wyatt: Yes!

Londoya: Yay!

Chris: Mnet, you got the one vote but you are safe!

Mnet: Woohoo!

Chris: The last person safe is

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Wyatt: What!

Brett: Woah, i voted for myself! I thought i was the 1 vote- guess not! See y-

Julia(comes in): Wait! Befpre you leave, i've got to tell you something, i (still) like you, and i was just really sad when everything happened last season and everything is totally my fault! But will you give me another chance?

Brett: Of course! Bye then! (kisses her)

Steph: Bye Brett.

Chris: Ok! Lets get this over with!

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Chris: You are the 3rd victim of this thing, now, float to your freedom!

Brett: Julia, Steph, Wyatt, Nmet! Rule the game! Bye! (drifts away)

Chris: Will Julia cry for ages, will Yasmine and Flo fight more? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 5: Unlucky number 13
Theodore: Last time on Total Drama, Attica and Steph met up, both Julia and Brett became, eh what do ya scum call it. A fashion fox pass? Whatever Wyatt and Londoya agreed to vote Nmet out after saying she will sabotage the challenge. Also, Paul stopped a fight with Yasmine and Flo! In the challenge, Wyatt tried to stop their team from losing but failed. And Bretty boy went home, but not before Julies commited her feelings! Who will get out next, when will Chris come back ta do his job? Never!

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Wyatt: Woah, why are you in such a rush!

Londoya: To talk to you!

Wyatt: And that couldn't have waited another half hour?

Londoya: There's a lot to say.

Wyatt: Alright, alright. What do you want?

Londoya: Firstly, is the alliance we formed yesterday just until Nmet goes or is it forever.

Wyatt: I never thought of that, i guess it' can!

Londoya: Eek! Yes, yes yes! And also, are we friends,

Wyatt: Sure?

Londoya: Woohoo! Thank you thank you! I will have breakfast as celebration!

Wyatt(CONF): Woah, that Londoya seems excited. Well, good for him, i guess...

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Ms Gonzalez: Coming right up! Theodore, you don't get paid to sit there doing nothing. (walks and makes food)

Theodore: Oh brother, i need to take a break.

Ms Gonzalez: We aren't allowed breaks.

Theodore: Please, you'll be fine on your own!

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Theodore: Steph-o. I need your help. Ms Gonzalez is taking over the mess hall and since it is Iqaluit food, i can't compete!

Steph: We'll, i found out a few days ago that Chris likes her-

Theodore: So thats why she gets to choose her shifts, gets twice as much pay and gets to annoy me without getting fired.

Steph: Yep, so i'm thinking, we can set them up on a date, and ruin everything they have while they get a horrible date!

Theodore: Kiddo, you are smart.

Steph: Thanks, but now i've gotta meet my gf somewhere.

Theodore: GF?

Steph: Uh, girlfriend.

Theodore: Well, when you're born in 1950 what do you expect!

Steph: You're 68. Thats not that old.

Theodore: Kiddo, did i say 1950? That was the day my great grandson was born!

Steph: Wait-what! I'm gonna go now, bye!

Theodore: Hmm, getting her with good ol' Chriso!

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Brian: Mm, this tastes so good! Ms Gonzalez, you're a great cook!

Ms Gonzalez: I know, but if you see Theodumb, can you tell him that he has 5964 plates to wash with his name on it, thanks!

Brian: Uh, alright?

Paul: (walks in mess hall) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brian: WHAT? Why are you crying?

Paul: We'll you see

(this is something that happened to Paul earlier)

Richard: Olivia, hates that shade of orange, need to make sure these cards are exactly what she wants, as well as these flowers.

Paul: Hi Richard, i need a flower cause i want honey soooooooo bad!

Richard: Uh, flowers don't give you honey?

Paul: DUH! I will get my pet bee #PaulxOlivia Forever to do whatever bees do to flowers!

Richard: Hang on, whats that bees name again?

Paul: Paul?

Richard: No, the BEES name.

Paul: Oh shes queen bee.

Richard(CONF): How hard is this....

Richard: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THE BEE!

Paul: #PaulxOlivia Forever!

Richard: Well sorry, unless you change the name, then good luck!

Paul: OK! ILL CHANGE IT TOO PAUL IS THE BEST THING EVER! How bout dat.

Olivia(walks by): Wow, Paul, so vain.

Richard: Here, i got you flowers for you cough.

Olivia: Aww that is so sweet! (Richard and Olivia walk away, holding hands)

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Paul: I like OLIVIA! THATS WHY!

Brian: Oh, really?

Paul: Yes!

Brian: Ok, form an alliance with me and ill help you! Deal?

Paul: DEEAL! WAAAAAAAAAH! DOES ANYTHING HERE FIX A BROKEN HEART!

Brian: Have you tried the ice cream.

Brian(CONF): I am totally not being stereotypical and judgmental. But on every tv show ive seen when somebody is upset about a break-up they have ice cream! Why did that rhyme.

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Yasmine(CONF): So Brian and Paul are in an alliance and theres a love triangle! Man this is the best season ever!

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Julia: Yes and i'd like an extra hair dye!

Daisy: Ok gurl! Im sorry! If i knew how had that actually looked, then i would have ran for the hills!

Julia: YOU SAW HOW I LOOKED! Besides, someone's gotta get me ice cream after Brett leaving.

Brian(CONF): Told you! Everyone has ice-cream after a break up!

Daisy: Yes, i'll get that all, but is there anything else besides getting you three new brands of nail polish, basically the whole contestant fridge and 3 outfits of clothing from Ms Gonzalez?

Julia: Talking about me with sass! That’s a strike!

Lacey: Strike! Boy, so know she works for you!

Julia: Yeah, she does, and also i’d like 2 medium tall soy milk latte extra hot, extra foam.

Daisy: They don’t serve coffee in the mess hall! Let alone a medium tall soy milk latte extra hot, extra foam.

Julia: Well go into town and buy it!

Daisy: WHAT!

Lacey: I second that, what?

Julia: Just do it before the challenge starts.

Daisy: No way!

Julia: Oh you don’t know what i have planned if you get 3 strikes, besides, did you see how bad I looked! Now move sister! (Daisy leaves)

Lacey: Don’t you think you went too far?

Julia: Yes, I know I shouldn’t but you see I am very passionate with my revenge.

Lacey: You think I don’t know that! I watched both seasons and competed with you in 4!

Julia: Well, sorr, but she is a huge factor In my downfall last season so legitimately ill do hers.

Lacey(CONF): I tried.

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Chris: Today you are your age! It’s teenage day. You are 16, and two things that happen when you are 16! You get a job and a Learners permit. So that’s what this challenge is based on! See those go karts over there? Drive them, around the town and youll know which way to go. And then, come back here and give me someone’s resume, get It from whoever just give me a resume, first team wins IMMUNITY! Next time meaning they don’t play, and the losing team votes out a member!

Lacey: ?Uh Chris?

Chris: WHAT!

Lacey: Our team member Daisy is missing.

Chris: WHAT! OK new challenge! Find Daisy! Whoever finds her gets to decide who is going home tonight!

Contestants: (gasp)

Chris: Yes! Now GO!

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Daisy: Where am i?

Mary Sue: Girl you are in Apex!

Daisy: Better explanation please?

Mary Sue: IN A NEARBY CITY TO IQALUIT!

Daisy: Shut up girl! I dont live here, im just in a competition at a school nearby.... i hope.

Mary Sue: Wait, are you in Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit?

Daisy: YES!

Mary Sue: Oh i know the way back!

Daisy: Yous better tell meh gurl or else ill-

Mary Sue: Don't worry, ill get you there, but it will come at a certain price.

Daisy: WHAT!

Mary Sue: You better go that that street over there and buy me a coffee!

Daisy: Ugh fine.

Brian(behind a bush): She has to go to that street and get a what?

Brian(CONF): Great news, i found Daisy! Bad news, i think im about to lose her, and worse news, Mary Sue my biology classmate is here!

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Lacey: Julia, i told you it was a bad idea to let her get coffee for you.

Julia: You could have went with her and directed her.

Lacey: You should have said that then! Not now!

Julia: Well im sorry! Now lets keep looking!

Lacey: Ok, does losing your boyfriend make you a diva because it sure looks like it!

Julia: Excuse me!(slaps Lacey)

Lacey: Oh you did not go there! (Slaps Julia)

Julia: Ugh! Ok, i will not sink to that level! I have to find Daisy!

Lacey: Fine, we can argue later. But you go this way, i go this way!

Julia: OK! (they go in opposite direction)

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Wyatt: Alright, have you seen a teenage girl in family designed clothing, black hair with a blonde strip?

Boss: No. Hey, you look very familiar?

Wyatt: Wait, dad? Is that you? What are you doing in Iqaluit?

Boss: I started a business here, do you want to be my sponsor? Winning a million dollars is all the rage these days.

Wyatt: Uh, ok then. But seriously, what am i gonna do now? Quit?

Wyatts Dad: Wait, you're still competing in that Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit thingie!

Wyatt: Yeah,

Wyatts Dad: I thought it was finished now!

Wyatt: Yeah it isn't and i have a challenge, thats why i asked you about where that girl is.

Wyatts Dad: Wait, you cant go roaming around this place on your own!

Wyatt: Why? Im 16 and i am sort of used to this place.

Wyatts Dad: Well, your mum has been missing for 2 weeks now.

Wyatt: WHAT!

Wyatts Dad: Yes! We don't know what happened to her, but if you see her, tell me.

Wyatt: Oh, (sniff) well um ok. I have to uh.. go and do this challenge, bye dad. (walks away)

Wyatt(CONF): Um, (sniff) this is so bad! My mother is the reason why i am now a millionaire, why i dont stutter! She took me to this show so i met people, Steph, Isaac, Brett, Londoya, Julia, Attica, Olivia, Eric even Hannah and Flo taught me something! She is the reason(sniff) why all this happened!

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Wyatt: My dad now has a job here, and he just told me that my mum has gone missing! In Iqaluit! In WINTER!

(Yes, for people in the northern hemisphere, it is summer as i write this, just go along with it.)

Steph: Oh no!

Wyatt: Exactly, i think ill quit to help my dad find her.

Steph: Oh NO! You will never quit! NEVER! Do not let this take you out!

Wyatt: How would you feel if your mother just went missing!

Steph: Duh, i wouldnt be happy but still no reason to quit! Im not the one to give speeches, especially in a positive meaning, but i will! If your mum went missing, then win the million and use it on finding her! No, quit if ya want. But brother from another mother-

Wyatt: Not the best time to say that.

Steph: Shut up, my point is, don't quit for your mum, win for your mum.

Wyatt: Woah, is it bad that actually makes sense! Coming from you! Since when have you been this positive!

Steph: Um, never. Bye!

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Daisy: Where am i?

Car Dealer: At Driving Force! A car dealer place nearby Iqaluit, would you like a Mazda 3?

Daisy: No, but id like directions back to Iqaluit high school?

Car Dealer: Sorry, i wouldn't know, but i can rent you this car, if you win the 2 million dollars!

Daisy: Hang on, how do you know about that!

Car Dealer: Whatever, now, take it or leave it.

Daisy: My license isn't with me though!

Car Dealer: This is Iqaluit! No one ever gets caught for doing stuff!

Daisy: Even if i did have my license with me, i only just got my P's before we started the competition and i havent had much practice!

Car Dealer: Again, this is Iqaluit, there is 8,000 people here. Youll never get caught!

Daisy: Fine, ill take it, but if this perfection dies, I get someone to sue you!

Car Dealer: Fine, just go before i wet my pants.

Daisy: You already did.

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Yasmine: Somewhere in the world, but not with you.

Flo: Not in the mood for you sass Yawns-mine.

Yasmine: Eh shut up!

Flo: Me shut up! ME! How bout you!

Yasmine: Whatever, i got the team wrapped around my little finger, you are so going home next!

Flo: I wont because i am going to find her!

Yasmine: Oh no you wont!

Flo: Oh yes i will!

Yasmine: Grr! Shut up!

Flo: Why dont you!

Yasmine: Wait, is that a Mazda 3! In Iqaluit!

Daisy(in car): WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (whizzes past them)

Yasmine: Well uh-

Flo: Now i HAVE to find her! (runs)

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Olivia: Woah, Richard! Shouldnt we do the challenge?

Richard: That can wait! (kisses her on the cheek)

Olivia: Uh, um(blushes) anyway! What are we doing!

Richard: Ok, (sigh) I like you, and i want to take you on a date

Olivia: Uh-

Richard: Im not used to love! But am i doing this right! Am i doing YOU right!

Olivia: Its fine, and i like you too!

Richard: Really, thats great! Anyway, do you want a coffee?

Olivia: Sure! (drinks coffee)

Paul(CONF): I don't believe this! Olivia is with Richard! UGH!

Olivia(CONF): Eeek! He asked me out! And i said yes! I wonder whats gonna happen!

Richard(CONF): Wow, i thought love was just a heart theory considered by a-

Chris(somehow everyone hears): Guys! Daisy has found her way back! Get back NOW!

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Julia: Woohoo! Good job Daisy! Maybe you are alright!

Chris: BUT! Did i say what would happen if Daisy found herself?

Everyone: No.

Chris: Well i guess ill tell you now. (coughs) Lets get the book out.

Attica: We don't have all day, so hurry!

Chris: According to this article, it basically says that, hmmm whoever leaves the grounds gets a challenge created to find her, the team or person that finds him/her wins! And if they find their own way back, they will get disqualified!

Daisy: Oh no.

Chris: SO! DAISY IS DISQUALIFIED FROM THE COMPETITION!

Daisy: WHAT!

Julia: I second that! WHAT!

Daisy: You know, this is your fault Julia! You and your arguing face!

Julia: Um- yeah gurl im sorry!

Daisy: Shut up.

Julia: But Daisy I-

Daisy: You got me into town, you got me out! Laters losers and good luck to everyone but Julia!

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Chris: Welcome to the Drift of Shame! You are the first female victim of this thing, how does it feel!

Daisy: Oh cram it Ch(drifts) (sigh) whatever!

Chris: Well 14 are left! Lets see what will happen next on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 6: Uni-adversity
Chris: Welcome students, today we will recap what happened last chapter when Daisy went home. To start off with- (someone grabs Chris and runs) WOOAH! Put me down dude! (man puts him in dark room and leaves) Uh well, cue the intro!!!!

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Ms Gonzalez: What would you like Nmet?

Nmet: How about a big bucket of shut up and change the menu.

Ms Gonzalez: (gasp) Excuse me!

Nmet: Yep, why! CAUSE IT ONLY HAS IQALUIT FOOD! Only Brian and Lacey should eat this!

Ms Gonzalez: Oh sorry, but NO! It ain't happening!

Steph(at a table): You know Ms Gonzalez, i would change the menu if i were you!

Ms Gonzalez: And why?

Steph: Because i've seen Nmet grumpy in the morning, and it's not pretty.

Ms Gonzalez: Fine, i'll change the menu, but we don't have anything to give you.

Nmet: Wait a second, what does Chris have for breakfast?

Ms Gonzalez: He goes into town and buys regular food, he hates our traditional cuisine.

Steph: Really? Oh well, i think we should meet up with him right now!

Ms Gonzalez: Why?

Steph: Cause, we need to give him the taste of Iqaluit!

Ms Gonzalez: Already told you, he hates Iqaluit food.

Nmet: Has he actually tried it?

Ms Gonzalez: Uh well he- but he had, yeah he hasn't.

Steph: Ok, well bring him here and me and Nmet will guard the mess hall!

Ms Gonzalez: Ok then, ill guess ill go now then. Bye? (Walks out of mess hall)

Ms Gonzalez(CONF): What are they doing? I'm so confused.

Steph(CONF): Ok, today the plan works, you see, i trapped Chris when i think he was doing the recap of last episode, and now i am going to sabotage Chris, while giving him a date with Ms Gonzalez, but i mean a HORRIBLE DATE! As in, photos of you as a 7 year old in those clothes you liked hanging around the area! Wow, im evil!

Nmet(CONF): Ok, i have no idea why Steph supported me! But all that showed is the guy is super influential. He needs to go!

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Londoya: I agree! We need better living conditions! We have soooo much in common!

Wyatt: Uh yeah, hey? Where is Steph?

Londoya: Who?

Wyatt: My best friend from last season, duh.

Londoya: Oh yeah, i think he went to have breakfast. Anyway, were you two best friends?

Wyatt: Uh yeah, we were.

Londoya: Were? Who is your best friend now?

Wyatt: (sigh), this is gonna be a long day. Uh anyway! I mentioned him cause we need his help to vote out Nmet!

Londoya: Oh really, trust me, i'll show him my latest painting, LONDOYA AND WYATT ARE BESST BROS! And anyway, ill go show him now!

Wyatt: Oh, uh ok!

Londoya: Great! Oops, i never go anywhere without my pens and pencils, and paper! Bye! (leaves cabin)

Wyatt: (Sigh) That Londoya is weird, but in an endearing way.

Londoya(CONF): Am i Wyatts best friend? Cause he is so fun and he gets it! And even if we aren't best friends, i'll go and get his attention by getting Steph on our side! Geez, having a bromance is getting annoying.

Wyatt(CONF): See, the thing with Londoya is he is too eager. Why do you think i'd be friends with a guy who jumped of a cliff.... on purpose! But Londoya is one of my two allies left, so yeah i wont waste him.

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Lacey: Yeah cause making someone go fetch coffee for you in a place they've never been before is a great way to treat a BFF.

Julia: Heh, im a great person.

Lacey: (facepalm)

Julia: Sheesh just a joke. But anyway, i know i didn't do anything wrong! Ab-sol-ute-ly nothing.

Lacey: Oh i've read about this, you're getting the first stage of grief, denial!

Julia: Huh? But she isn't dead.

Lacey: Yeah but, you lost someone, and now you lost two!

Julia: I guess, well just please promise me you wont leave next!

Lacey: Uh, ok. I try.

Julia: Thanks, anyway what are the next stages?

Lacey: After denial you'll hit your guilt phase, then you'll start to get angry and bargain, then depression comes next, after that you feel better and accept it.

Julia: Why do you know this stuff?

Lacey: (sniff), don't ask!

Julia: Oh oops im sorry i didn't mean to make you cry!

Lacey: (sniff) its fine, anyway, i think im gonna go eat now, bye!

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Londoya: Steph wanted a hand with the date so i helped him,

Lacey: What? Paint really bad paintings of Chris and Ms Gonzalez?

Steph: Yes! And i will serve the two horrible food!

Lacey: Ok my mind is spinning, why are you doing all of this?

Mnet: Because Chris is a jerk to Theodore!

Lacey: What does Theodore have to do with this?

Steph: (sigh) it all started last season. Once Theodore wanted to play a prank on Chris for being so mean but he failed, then i started helping him!

Lacey: Uh ok,

Steph: And now Ms Gonzalez is getting payed more because Ms Gonzalez made the food ONLY IQALUIT!

Lacey: Ok?

Londoya: So we are getting revenge! And hey, since you are from Iqaluit, do you happen to know how to cook any good food! First we tried Fllo but she isn't a great cook.

Flo(in bathroom collecting toilet paper): I HEARD THAT!

Mnet: And Nmet is trying right now but if you can see Nmet clearly can't cook caribou!

Nmet: Oh please, like you wouldn't have burnt it as well!

Lacey: Ok, i'll try to help? But how many people are actually helping here?

Mnet: If we include you there is 6 of us.

Lacey: Oh alright, well hey! If you want Chris to have a horrible date, then why don't you let Nmet burn the meat!

Steph: Great idea! Hey you can supervise how Flo is doing in the toilet!

Lacey: Sorry, what!

Steph: We put laxative in all the food so Flo is getting all the toilet paper so they have no choice.

Lacey: Ok fine...

Lacey(CONF): The things i do for safety.

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Brian: Hey Richard, nice job with you and Olivia!

Richard: Oh it was nothing, heh.

Brian: Sure sounded like nothing! Anyway, lets form an alliance!

Richard: But logistically that is socially important, because i've studied the show and, people who form alliances on different teams normally get voted off,

Brian: But didn't you hear the news?

Richard: What news?

Brian: After today, i'll be on your team!

Richard: Uh, alright!

Brian: So what do you say!

Richard: Fine, BUT, if you are lying i will easily say no! Let me get my lie detector!

Brian: (gulp), Hey! Sometimes you need to trust people!

Richard: Brian, it is my decision how i play this game.

Brian: But sometimes you can't trust machines, cause they don't have a heart! They have no soul.

Richard: Yeah, sure, ok! Bye! I've gotta go-

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Chris: Yesterday, remember when i said the winning team would pick who went home! Yeah i was kidding, they got to pick who was leaving, but i would have moved it onto their team and replaced someone else randomly! But since she got disqualified, theres no way to make that happen! So, i thought, two people can switch teams right now!

Brian(CONF): I swear i am the luckiest guy on earth.

Brian: Hey, can i switch teams!

Chris: And onto which team!

Brian: Team Foraiy!

Flo: Also, can i switch, and change the name to team Boraiy!

Attica: Oh man i wanted to switch onto team Iqaluit!

Chris: OK! Then, you can! Iqaluits, wanting to trade for Attica!

Paul: Ill go onto team Boriay!

Chris: Ok then, now its team Borpiy, but since Isaac is out team Borpy. And now, no more team swaps!

THESE ARE THE TEAMS NOW

The Winning Team: Wyatt, Nmet, Mnet, Steph and Londoya

Team Borpy: Brian, Olivia, Richard, Paul and Yasmine

Team Iqaluit: Flo, Lacey, Julia, Attica

Chris: Also! Do all new team names! Except for team Borpy.

Julia: Hey, we are an all female team so how about, Team Female!

Chris: Ok, Julia, Attica, Flo and Lacey you are now team Female, The Winning Team!

Wyatt: How abou-

Londoya: TEAM 1ST PLACE!

Chris: Alright, Wyatt, Steph, Nmet, Mnet and Londoya, you are now Team 1st Place!

Three Teams,  Team 1st Place ,  Team Borpy  and Team Female

Chris: Anyway, today you are going above your age, cause your going to college/university!

Richard: Yes!

Paul: University? Is that when the universe crashes into a city?

Olivia(CONF): My team is officially filled with morons and manipulators. At least Flo and Attica are sane! But hey, me and Richard are dating, so i don't care!

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Flo: Masters Degree in Shopping, Masters Degree in Eating Hot-dogs?

Flo(CONF): Has Chris ran out of ideas? Because creating a new masters degree is sorta weird.

Chris: Me, Theodore, Ms Gonzalez and also a classic TDI competitor will come and judge! I will judge on how realistic the thing is, Theodore will rate how well designed it is, Ms Gonzalez will mark how creative it is and the not to be known TDI player will judge how much he'd actually want to do the course. Now GO!

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Londoya: How about a masters degree in Creative Arts?

Nmet: Well, that is more realistic than a masters degree in hot dogs, ok. Londoya you make it look more realistic, Wyatt you focus on making the course for it, Mnet, you make it look creative and Steph you make it easy to do!

Steph: And you will be-

Nmet: Ordering you slackers around! Except for Mnet, she isn't a slacker. Now MOVE IT!

Londoya(whispers to Steph): Hey, have you noticed that Nmet has became super bossy?

Steph(whispers to Londoya): Duh!

Londoya(whispers to Steph): Well team up with Wyatt and I, and vote her out!

Steph(whispers to Londoya): That's actually a good idea!

Nmet: BOYS! QUIT FLAPPING YOUR GUMS AND START WORKING!

Steph: Ok then Dictator Nmet!

Nmet: (gasp) DICTATOR! Alright! Guys! New plan, fail the challenge! We need to vote out Steph!

Mnet: What happened to voting out Londoya Nmet!

Nmet: SHUT UP! NOW THEY HEARD! UGH!

Wyatt(CONF): I don't know what happened, but ill take it!

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Olivia: We are making a Masters in Statistics!

Brian: NO! We are making a masters in Athletic History!

Richard: I think i have to agree with my girlfriend, we are doing a masters in Statistics!

Paul: Wait, you and Olivia are d-d-ating! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anyway i think we should do a Masters degree on Inventive Technology!

Yasmine: Hang on, i actually like that idea!

Brian: Woah, Paul thats a great idea! Who knew there was a brain in there!

Paul: Heh, stop flattering me!

Olivia: I actually can agree, thats a good idea.

Paul: You really think so?

Olivia: Of course!

Paul: (flusters) Oh uh, um. Well then uh, lets get to work!

Richard(CONF): Hmm, i think Paul likes Olivia, my girlfriend Olivia, my FIRST girlfriend Olivia! I will not lose her!

Richard: Olive, why did you give up in the MOS?

Olivia: 3 things, one! Do not call me pet names! Two, if you are going to call me pet names, DON'T call me Olive! I hate olives! And 3, what does MOS stand for?

Richard: Oh, uh, ok. I will just, get some pens for the degree thing.

Olivia: Oh, ok bye!

Yasmine: Why does he look so bummed Olivia?

Olivia: Our relationship is going to a rough start, (Sigh)

Yasmine(CONF): So much drama going on and im not doing anything about it! Well then, plan 1 to seem more devious! Get the people on Team Female to turn against Flo! Haha!

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Attica: What!

Lacey: Really! This might have something to do with your grief stages!

Julia: NO! Hear me out, when i say co-ordination i mean putting pieces together, and creating things like jobs.

Flo: What does that have to do with co-ordination?

Julia: Well you think of a better word!

Lacey: ... good point.

Attica: Ok fine, i think we can do thi- GAH! Help, someone is kidnapping me!

Julia: Wait what!

Attica: Somebody is grabbing my legs and pulling me away! Help guys!

Flo: Wait, who is pulling you!

Attica: Is that Yasmine?

Flo: Oh it is! DROP ATTICA NOW!

Yasmine: Whatever, uh, Nmet forced me to get you to her team.

Julia: Why?

Yasmine: So you could say your ideas to their team.

Flo: So why did she get you to do it, explain. NOW.

Yasmine: Because it would have been too obvious, besides she didn't want the blame!

Lacey: Ok, fine well just leave her alone!

Yasmine: Alright, bye!

Yasmine(CONF): Great! Now how is Flo going to get out!

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Nmet: Hah! He is going to go in the mess hall!

Steph: I can't wait for his reaction!

Mnet: Hahaha!

Londoya: Haha!

Steph: Haha!

Nmet: Hahaha!

Wyatt: Why are all you guys laughing?

Londoya: You will see buddy, you will see, anyway, is our Master if All You Can Eat Buffet ready?

Nmet: I think so, lets go to the mess hall, i have to get there for his reaction.

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Olivia: Whatever you say, boss.

Richard: (sigh)

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Julia: Alright so were done with this co-ordination thing?

Lacey: Yep, lets go to the mess hall!

Flo: (laughing)

Attica: Why are you laughing?

Flo: You'll see when we get there!

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Steph: Chris, i don't think you will want to see whats on the other side of that thing! (Ms Gonzalez comes in, with Theodore and winner of TDI Owen)

Ms Gonzalez: Can we sit down now im so tired! (takes of wallpaper and gasps)

Everyone but Chris and Ms Gonzalez: Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa! Hehe!

Steph: Heh. Anyway, Chris would you like to start!

Owen: Oh that is hilarious! Hey, is that a turkey rib!

Nmet: Owen, NO! Don't eat that it has!

Owen: Laxative, i can taste it (farts) you think this is my first time! I wont need to (farts) go anywhere!

Chris: Ms Gonzalez: Im sure this is some type of mistake!

Ms Gonzalez: Funny, cause it looks like you wrote me a CARD! Eww! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am in love, I'm in love with you! Eww! So gross! (barfs)

Chris: Ok, put your hand up if you were responsible for anything here! (Steph, Flo, Nmet, Mnet, Londoya and Lacey put their hands up) OK! Since four hands were put up by Team 1st Place, team 1st place is now team last place! And because 2 hands came up from team Female, they will come second! Team Borpy, you have won the challenge!

Team Borpy: Woohoo!

Team 1st Place: Aww!

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Nmet: Wyatt, Londoya, i need you to vote out Steph!

Wyatt: Huh? Why?

Nmet: Because he is a threat! He came 3rd last season!

Wyatt: But i came 1st in season 1, which is a higher ranking.

Nmet: (sigh) Look at all the allies Steph has, he has you and Londoya, Attica and Olivia. And you have?

Wyatt: The whole team, i still don't see why he is a bigger threat than me!

Nmet: Im keeping you because we need you more, last season you got rigged out, both times Steph got out it was fair and square.

Londoya: Last season Steph got out because of Undulen's idol. If it wasn't for that he could have won!

Nmet: Exactly, thats why he is a bigger threat, cause he almost got to the finale!

Wyatt: But i di-

Nmet: Argue one more time and ill convince Steph and Mnet to vote you out! Bye! (walks away)

Londoya: Are we actually going to listen to her?

Wyatt: Duh! Of course not! We're still voting her!

Chris(on school communication system): Team 1st Place meet me at the elimination area! Now!

Chris: Really! You guys disappointed me! But anyway, go and vote now.

Wyatt(CONF): Whatever, your time has come!

Londoya(CONF): It's gonna be 3-2, good luck surviving.

Mnet(CONF): (sigh) Nmet never told me who to vote so i guess i'll vote you!

Nmet(CONF): So long 3rd placer.

Steph(CONF): (sigh) You voted me out in season 1, so this is sorta some type of revenge!

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Mnet: Yes!

Londoya: Woohoo!

Chris: Wyatt, you got one vote tonight, but you are safe.

Wyatt: Alright!

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Nmet: WHAT! But it should be 4-1! With Steph going home!

Wyatt: Nmet, you are such a control freak! Look at how i won, i didn't dictate the Jawful Jaguars, and Olivia didn't take over the Depressed Loners! So either way, you are never going to win this if you act like that!

Nmet: Oh Whatever twinkle toes! Good luck to Mnet! ONLY Mnet!

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Nmet: Mnet, win for us- (starts to drift away) GAH!

Chris: Alright, 5 have left 13 remain, who will survive this game! Find out next time on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 7: Dating Disasters
Eric: Where are we?

Hannah: I have no idea? But after 1 week without food, that is what we need to find first!

Eric: Yeah, but we will never find food here.

Random Lady: (sniff) Have you seen my father, running a business at a place called Northmart?

Eric: Sorry, no.

Random Lady: Oh, well (sniff), do you know where a millionaire might be in this place.

Eric: Actually, i happen to know 2!

Random Lady: Really? Where?

Eric: At Iqaluit High School.

Random Lady: Whats his name? Or her name!

Eric: Wyatt and Oliv-

Random Lady: Wait yes! You know Wyatt! And where he is? Take me to Iqaluit High School please!

Hannah: Oh haha! We haven't ate in about a week! We need to snack first!

Random Lady: Alright but straight after that? You have to take me to that high school so i can get my son back!

Hannah: Oh! Ok! Do you happen to know a good place to eat?

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Mnet: ..Heh. Girl i can do this! I'm all alone in my trailer, this is too depressing for me! I've gotta have breakfast!(Walks to mess hall) Oh eew!

Olivia: (kissing Richard) Oh, (Stops kissing)Hi Mnet.

Mnet: Hi, (sigh)

Richard: Why aren't you with Nmet!

Olivia: (whispers) Like always...

Mnet: Because she got voted out!

Richard/Olivia: WHAT!

Mnet: Did you see who was left on the team? The boys outnumbered us and they picked off Nmet! (sigh) And i have no strategy!

Olivia: We can help you with that!

Richard: We can?

Olivia: (puts her hand over Richard's mouth) Sure, you tell us about what is happening on that team and we help you stay alive!

Richard: It wont work, those 3 are stuck together like glue (Olivia elbows him) OWW!

Mnet: I swear you two are so cute together! But Richard is right, unless some miracle happens, there is no way i can survive if we lose again! And there are 4 people left to go until merge!

Olivia: Not necessarily, if you can get one to turn on the other 2, then you'll be fine!

Mnet: (sigh) Fine, i'll try. But this does not mean i want to do this.

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Wyatt: Well we are all so going to make merge!

Londoya: I know right, you and I are buddies till the end! (puts his arm around Wyatts shoulder)

Wyatt: What about Steph? Heh, and can you take your arm off me?

Londoya: Oh yeah, sorry.

Wyatt: Anyway, i have something big to tell you two. Steph, you already know.

Steph: What are you going to talk abou- Oh! I know.

Londoya: What? That i can get new oil paint, cause i've ran out.

Wyatt: No, my mother is missing in the tundra!

Steph: This isn't tundra, this is a cold hard ice zone.

Wyatt: Not helping Steph-

Londoya: Oh poor Wyatt! Let me hug it out of you!

Wyatt: Wait no- (Londoya squeezes Wyatt)

Wyatt(CONF): Ok, Londoya is getting annoying.

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Julia: GRR! (rips her pillow) ARGH! GRRR!

Attica: Whats happening to Julia?

Lacey: 3rd stage of grief, she skipped shock, went to denial and now is um

Julia: WHAT ARE YOU THREE LOOKING AT!

Attica: We are dead aren't we.

Flo: Yeah well lets take advantage of this angry Julia.

Attica: I'd never do that!

Lacey: Yeah, she might be crazy but she is our friend!

Julia: DID YOU SAY IM CRAZY!

Lacey: See what i mean, we can take advantage of her, at least if we want all our bones intact!

Attica: Yep. We would die.

Flo: What i meant was use it to help us win challenges so we can all get to the merge.

Attica: Well ok then megabrain, if you think that is going to work, prove it. (winks at Lacey)

Flo: Fine, Julia?

Julia: YES?

Flo: I know you're angry right now

Attica(CONF): Understatement of the year(rolls eyes)

Flo: But why don't you focus your energy so we can win the challenge!

Julia: Fine, whatever. (sigh) thanks Flo.

Flo: Anytime.

Julia: I'll go have breakfast now, later. (walks to mess hall)

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Attica: With all your bones intact?

Flo: I know, im good.

Chris(On school communication system): Time for the challenge! Meet me at the cafeteria pronto!

Attica: Guess well see how "good" you are now.

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Chris: Alright, you have finish school, now time for the first troubles, DATING!

Mergers of season 1: Oh no.

Chris: So we are going to re invent the valentine challenge from season 1, you will be paired up with someone of the opposite gender, and kiss them! Oh let me explain, its a relay race! So pick 2 people on your team and make them kiss! Once i say it looks real enough, the next couple has to go and draw 100 love hearts on the piece of paper, and then finally as a team, you must take a photo of all of you, and it must look very romantic, Ms Gonzalez will be see the photo, and when she deems it cute enough, you finish the challenge! First team to finish wins! Last team to finish gets to vote someone out! Now go decide who is doing what!

Flo: Uh Chris, we are an all-female team, how do you think we can do the kiss scene!

Chris: Oh yeah, OWEN! Get over here!

Owen: I'll do it! (farts and picks his nose)

Flo: Oh, uh eww.

Julia: Flo, don't complain, its better we have something over nothing!

Flo: If you're so ok about it why don't you kiss him!

Julia: WHY YOU LITTLE- (sigh) Fine!

Lacey: Alright, me and Lacey will do the love heart thing and yeah then we do the photo!

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Steph: Guys, i can't do the kiss, i have a girlfriend! (blow kisses Attica)

Attica: Aww, thanks Steph!

Londoya: Well i have to do the art because well-

Steph: Because you're Londoya?

Londoya: Exactly!

Wyatt: I guess that means,

Mnet: Uh, you and me have to

Wyatt: Kiss?

Steph: That means Londoya and I do the love hearts.

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Yasmine: (Sniff) Why did you leave me out of it! I'm the one who is dating Richard!

Team Borpy: WHAT!

Brian: I thought it was Richard and Olivia!

Yasmine: NO! Im dating him! (sniff)

Olivia: No you are not!

Yasmine: Yes i am!

Richard: I can confirm that i am dating Olivia!

Yasmine: Wait! Richard you are cheating on me!

Richard: Ugh! No i am not!

Brian: Ok then i guess that Richard, since you are cheating on Olivia, someone else can kiss her-

Richard: But i-

Brian: Paul! Wanna kiss Olivia! Yasmine you can draw the love hearts!

Paul: Oh yes!

Olivia: Wait, why did you ask me out if you were dating Yasmine! DONT TALK TO ME! EVER!

Richard: But! YASMINE KHOURY!

Chris: Time for some smooching!

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Mnet: Oh yeah! Hehe- uhh

Wyatt: This is awkward! (leans in to kiss)

Mnet: Ok! Eww! I CANT DO THIS!

Wyatt: Mnet, i don't believe im saying this but please! Do you think Nmet would want to see you fail!

Mnet: (gasp) You are right! (kisses him passionately)

Chris: Its a pass for Team 1st Place!

Mnet: Ok, we pretend that never happened, agreed!

Wyatt: Agreed! Now lets run to the mess hall where Steph and Londoya are drawing at!

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Owen: Oh ok! (tummy rumbles)

Julia: (puckers lips)

Owen: (PUKEers lips and they kiss)

Chris: Ok! Team Female+Owen has passed!

Julia: Oh eww!

Owen: (burps in Julia's face)

Julia: (vomits in Owen's face) Ok, lets get out of here.

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Paul: Yes Olivia!

Olivia: Hey you got my name right, anyway, after what Richard did, i don't think im ready! But anyway lets get this over with.

Paul: Alright!

Paul(CONF): Best moment of my leaf i mean life.

Olivia: Heh! (kisses Paul)

Chris: Pass for Team Borpy, you better hurry though! You are the last team to finish!

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Julia: We are here! (vomits in Owens face)

Owen: (burps)

Lacey: Oh, what happened to you two?

Julia: OWEN HAPPENED!

Owen: Heh, what did i do?

Julia: SHUT UP! But guys start drawing!

Flo: Oh right.

Lacey: On it! But you might wanna fix yourself up?

Julia: Ugh!

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Wyatt: Steph! Londoya! We are here!

Steph: Great! Ok! me and Londoya will start now (Starts drawing love hearts)

Londoya: Ok remember to take a 45 degree oh no! I did a tiny piece 47 degrees instead of 45!

Steph: Uh Londoya! This isn't time for detail!

Londoya: Ssshhhh! You can't rush art!

Steph: Dude! Did i just say dude?

Mnet: Yes.

Steph: It was a rhetorical question, but anyway, Londoya i've done 7 (draws love heart) now 8 and you're still on your first one?

Londoya: Leave me alone! I did my first one! Now i'm doing my second!

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Paul: Oh, ok. But before we go

Olivia: Yes?

Paul: I was woundering i mean wondering if you wanted to maybe be my girlfriend!

Olivia: (laughs) Oh thats a good one Paul but seriously we've gotta go!

Paul(CONF): (sniff) She thought i was joking! But-but! Ugh i hate having a crust i mean crush!

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Londoya: 5!

Steph: Ok, basic math, what is 67-5?

Londoya: 62. Obviously!

Steph: Yeah, which means i have done 62 more than you!

Londoya: Now 61, i just finished one.

Steph: UGH! We are gonna lose our lead!

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Attica: Great job girls! Now quick, ill give it to Ms Gonzalez and you guys start going to the photo area.

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Steph: Hmph, told you so!

Londoya: YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU CAN NOT! ABSOLUTELY RUSH ART! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Steph: I wont leave you alone if you continue!

Wyatt: GUYS! quit it! If you didn't notice, Team Borpy just arrived!

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Olivia: Brian! Yasmine hurry (gasps for breath) up! We're in last right now! (faints)

Brian: Olivia? What happened to you?

Olivia: Paul wouldn't lift his legs cause he was "upset" about something so i had to carry him.

Brian: Oh ok!

Olivia: Anyway, enough about me! Start drawing these love hearts!

Brian: Ok sure!

Yasmine: Will do captain!

Olivia: Don't ever call me captain!

Yasmine: Sheesh i was trying to compliment you!

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Londoya: Whatever, i did 10 of them and they look better!

Steph: Oh my i can't take it anymore! Londoya, do the rest yourself!

Mnet: We'd be 93 when he finishes then.

Londoya: Oh shut it! None of you understand real art! Oops! to forgot to really get the texture in this love heart!

Steph: If we lose, you are so going to get eliminated. I mean, the other team is catching up!

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Yasmine: 58, 59, 60, 61! (draws 4 love hearts)

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Londoya: But! URGH!

Wyatt: This is getting annoying, Steph! Come on! You can do 13 more love hearts!

Steph: I could, but we don't deserve to win or to get second!

Wyatt: (rolls eyes) Plan A didn't work it's time for Plan B! Londoya? Can you please pick up the paste!

Londoya: (finishes in 2 seconds) Ok! We are done! Now lets give it to Ms Gonzalez!

Londoya(CONF): I'll do anything for Wyatt. Even if it means rush art! Our bromance is so close we sorta have to listen to each other!

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Richard: Quick, give it to Ms Gonzalez!

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Intern: Isn't that supposed to be my job?

Julia: ARE YOU TRYING TO REASON WITH ME! HUH?

Intern: N-n-n-no?

Lacey: Wow, Flo you are so goo! (sarcasm)

Flo: Ok then sassy pants, you try!

Lacey: Julia, calm down, and just get the photo done, you don't want to lose this challenge right!

Julia: Yeah, duh! But anyway! Whatever! JUST GET IT DONE INTERN!

Attica: Alright girls! Back into place!

Intern: Say Team Female!

Flo/Lacey/Attica: Team Female!

Julia: No.

Intern: Wow, the picture looks great!

Flo: Quick, ill take it to Ms Gonzalez (gives it to Ms Gonzalez)

Ms Gonzalez(on loudspeaker): Team Female has taken first place! Team Borpy, team so called 1st Place, hurry if you all want to stay!

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Brian: Hey intern! Come over here right now and help us! We've got an elimination to avoid!

Paul: Yeah, hurry up! My base i mean face is starting to lose its sense of feeling.

Brian: Richard you stand here!

Richard: Sure. Wait, do i have to stand next to Olivia!

Brian: Sorry, thats captains orders! Besides you said yes!

Richard(CONF): Grr.

Intern: Say chee- EWW! WHO CUT THE CHEESE! (faints)

Yasmine: Huh! What happened?

Owen: Oh yeah, hi guys! (smell seems to come from him)

Olivia: Oh eew!

Richard: (sigh)

Olivia: Shut it you crybaby.

Richard: Crybaby? CRYBABY! UGH! (leaves area)

Richard(CONF): Can't a guy sigh! Hey that rhymes, whatever, this is so unfair that i can't be allowed to show emotion. (sniff) I didn't ever date Yasmine! URGH! But i can't let people think i'm just some wannabe! (cries) Oh im a loser who just happens to know some facts! (Cries more)

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Rest of team: Its Richard!

Paul: GRRRRRRRRRR! I am so sick of my inability to walk the English Language!

Yasmine: Don't you mean talk?

Paul: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (cries and walks away)

Yasmine: Well great Olivia! Both of you boyfriends are gone! Haha!

Olivia: EXCUSE ME! (walks away, crying)

Brian: Great! Now look at what you've done! Just leave me a lone! Forever!

Yasmine: Grr! But i didn't do anything! (the two walk off in different directions)

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Richard(CONF): Just please, please happen.

Yasmine(CONF): Hehe, nobody argues with me.

Brian(CONF): Hopefully Paul is trustworthy enough

Paul(CONF): Ooh! Shiny!

Olivia(CONF): (Sigh) Im sorry! But! (Sigh)

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Chris: Oooh! Spicy! It was a 2-1-1-1 vote. And the only person that didn't get a vote was Paul! And also before i forget! Instead of handing Gilded Chris Awards, we will give you an edible pencil!

Olivia: A what?

Chris: Anyway! Paul! Here you go!

Paul: Yay! (eats pencil)

Chris: Also safe but with a vote, Brian!

Brian: Yes! And Chris, what are these "pencils" made out of?

Chris: Sugar mostly.

Brian(CONF): I can't eat sugar! I need to woe the ladies! Hey actually! That gives me an idea! Hehe.

Chris: And the next one safe but still with a vote Yasmine!

Yasmine: Yes! (gets pencil) In your face Brian! (blows raspberry)

Brian: Mwa! (blow kisses)

Yasmine: Huh? (flusters)

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Olivia: What! Oh no! Well, i guess it doesn't matter anyway, i've already won. But i don't like anyone on this team!

Richard: Wait! Before you leave Olivia?

Olivia(steps on drift of shame): What!

Richard: I didn't date Yasmine!

Olivia: How can i believe! You?

Richard: Let me put it in song!

'''This is a song that Richard and for some parts Olivia and Paul sing. Also, Chris speaks at the end. Anyway, unlike the past 3 songs i've made, this has no music to go with it. Sorry! Also, this contains the remainder of the other thing in the episode, basically Chris signing off. Enjoy!'''

Verse 1

Richard: I know today was very messed up

And i know, im stupid, im sorry, im lame!

But if i know one thing about me, its that

I know i never dated Yasmine in this game!

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Olivia: So you dated her off-screen! Pff! Now can i go home!

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Richard: I know this may look contreversial

I can't i blame you this is hard!

But if you are anything to me

You are my shining star!

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No matter how many scams there are

Don't be sad, don't cry, don't winge!

Because me, Richard is going to WIN

For you!

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Richard: Cause 1 you are cute,

2 you are funny!

3 you are all, made up of money!

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh,

4 you are stylish

5 you are nice

6 you give tons of great advice

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

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Richard: I hope that I

Have proved something

In the past minute and I

Wanna stop singing!

But i'll keep doing something romantic for you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

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Olivia: Ok why don't you shut up!

You sorta have a point!

And now i feel guilty

About ever feeling paranoid!

You are me, i am you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

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Paul: No matter how random this might be!

Olivia take him back

There is no other way

To victoryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Richard: Cause 7 you are smart

8 you are right!

About almost anything when us two, when we fight!

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

Cause 9 you are ready

To prove people wrong!

That is the reason why i sing this song

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

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Olivia: Alright Richard, i understand your point!

But if you weren't so busy singing!

But im so far away im closer to Detroit!

Than to you

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i think its time to say goodbye

Cause Ol-iv-ia

Uh needs some oars to ride

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Richard: Alright but one last time!

All Three: Cause 1 you are cute,

2 you are funny!

3 you are all, made up of money!

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh,

4 you are stylish

5 you are nice

6 you give tons of great advice

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

Cause 7 you are smart

8 you are right!

About almost anything when us two, when we fight!

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

Cause 9 you are ready

To prove people wrong!

That is the reason why i sing this song

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

oh, oh, oooh, oh, oh, oooh

But there's hundreds, thousands a million reasons to love you!

But there's millions, billions A TRILLION REASONS TO LOVE YOU!

Chris: (softly) And theres one million reasons for you to go away! (presses button)

Olivia: Bye GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS-

Richard/Paul: How could you! (Richard continuously slaps Chris)

Paul: I've alwees i mean always wanted to do this! 6 down, 12 to go! What will happen next time on Total Drama: Life of I-color-it! I mean Iqaluit.

Chapter 8: You're Hired!
Eric: Mmm! Who thought even the food i was forced to eat back when i was poor would taste this good!

Hannah: Hahaha! Well speak for yourself! This tastes horrible!

Eric: Shut up, we haven't ate in like 12 days.

Hannah: I guess you are right! Haha!

Wyatts Mum: Alright, now, that ive fed you two, take me to Iqaluit High School!

Eric: But uh the thing is we don't actually know the way back! We'll i remember there was a lake nearby. If you see any river or lake, then tell me.

Wyatts Mum: Alright. Anyway, why aren't you competing in that show! Did you get eliminated?

Hannah: Hahaha! No silly billy, we didn't qualify!

Eric: Do you want the long story or the short one.

Wyatt's Mum: Please dear, take all the time you need!

Eric: Alright, you heard about the earthquake in Iqaluit?

Wyatt's Mum: Yeah?

Eric: Me and Hannah-

Wyatt's Mum: You mean, Hannah and I-

Eric: Whatever, were stuck underground, we actually saw Wyatt briefly! I think he was in models of a human body!

Wyatts Mum: Alright! Well lets find him!

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Richard(CONF): Olivia is my first girlfriend, unless you count a girl that i sort of dated back at school. But whatever, i've never experienced a break up. And the emotions are, lets say out of my box. I am usually the independent guy, but i'm not so sure.

Paul: Hi Richard, sad about Olivia gone?

Richard: Of course, i feel like i lost a leg.

Paul: Oh by the way, i think i should tell you something. About Olivia.

Richard: This better be good news.

Paul: Oh, i um sorta maybe like Olivia.

Richard: WHAT! BUT, WHY! SHE IS OFF THE MARKET!

Paul: Yeah but Olivia makes me drool, i mean-

Richard: She makes you drool huh! No explaining there!

Paul: I meant! She makes me cool! I just she- she is hot-

Richard: Excuse me!

Paul: I mean lots of fun for a guy who always makes mistakes when he speaks.

Richard: Stop lying and leave me alone! (Walks away)

Paul(CONF): Unbelipable i mean- you know what i meant. I do like Olivia! But i wouldn't take her if she was taken! Richard needs to learn a little something called bust, i mean dust, i mean trust.

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Julia: Why does this always taste cold? Why do the challenges have to be inconsistent! Why do i even care? Nothing matters anyway.

Attica: Are you sure you're not Steph dressed in a blouse, skirt and wig?

Julia: I'd hope not.

Attica: Is that supposed to be an insult to my boyfriend Steph! Oh you are going DOWN!

Lacey: Attica, think its a smart idea to back down.

Flo: Whatever, those two can get themselves eliminated, (puts arm around Lacey's shoulder) we can make it to the merge.

Lacey: Oh yeah! Sure!

Lacey(CONF): What was that!

Lacey: Are you trying to play me, i watched season 1.

Flo: Did i say i was going to play you? No, but would you be my ally.

Lacey: Uh, definitely!

Attica: Flo, Lacey, we aren't going into a fight. Just setting things straight. But anyway, don't worry about making merge, cause we wont lose again!

Julia: And if we do, who cares, we win, we lose. Its like life decides to not be fair.

Lacey: Alright, im a superfan on pretty much every TV show available, but i know for a fact i have never heard anything that depressing.

Flo: (sigh) This will be a long day.

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Londoya: Hi Wyatt my best friend!

Wyatt: (rolls eyes) Hi Londoya..

Londoya: Look! I made a teacup with our face on it!

Wyatt: Wait, theres one teacup, uh thanks.

Londoya: What i thought we could do with it is one day i drink from it, next day you drink from it!

Wyatt: Oh, eew.

Londoya: Of course i'll wash it! I have dish washers in my backpack!

Wyatt: Yeah, ok. Ok Londoya, i've got to- be somewhere- bye!

Londoya: Oh uh alright! Bye Wyatt! (Steph walks by)

Steph: Look at what washed up by the beach, a time consuming Londoya!

Londoya: Shut up Steph.

Steph: Whatever, its your fault. Maybe if you could draw a love heart in under a minute i wouldn't hate you so much.

Londoya: I've said it before and i'll say it again. YOU CANT RUSH ART!

Steph: (rolls eyes) Whatever Londloser.

Londoya: You are insulting my name! At least my name isn't a name FOR A GIRL!

Steph: SHUT UP! I am going to get ready for the challenge!

Chris(on school communication system): Employees, meet me at the hall pronto!

Wyatt(CONF): Londoya is SO ANNOYING! He never leaves me alone! I've gotta make sure he gets the point! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!

Steph(CONF): I don't usually get into catfights since, why should i. In a game like this, i could become a threat! But Londoya needs to get a grip on reality.

Londoya(CONF): You can't rush art. And why? Because usually if you rush then you don't try, and everything is better if it has effort.

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Mnet: Not in the mood for your sass Chris.

Chris: Yeeesh! Anyway today me, Ms Gonzalez and Theodore are your employers, basically it goes like this. One of us will accept members of each team, if we decide to not pick you, you are out. If you are picked, go to the mess hall for the second part of the challenge where we will test you with skills you'd need for jobs like, being able to carry a lot of stuff, good memory, fast addition skills. If you don't meet up with our expectations, you are fired. After that, most teams with players still employed! Wins! And the least will-

Flo: Automatically go to elimination and vote out one of their members! GET ON WITH IT!

Chris: Sheesh! Well guess what, were going old school so! No résumé´s! We will ask you questions, we will accept the overall best 9. Now we will start asking NOW!

Chris: What previous experience do you have with working?

Wyatt: I worked with stocking at Abercrombie and Fitch for about a year.

Steph: Oh yeah, i was shortly working at KFC before i quit cause of one of my co-workers.

Mnet: Eeek! No, im usually buying stuff, not the girl/guy behind the counter!

Londoya: I'm manager at the local art shop, Arty Pants.

Theodore: What previous experience do you have with working?

Brian: There's like, nowhere to work for teenagers in Iqaluit.

Yasmine: Sorta, do family businesses count?

Paul: Of course! I do the chores everyday!

Richard: Yep, i once worked at a local place called "Too Smart for your Money" but it got sued so it closed down for financial reasons.

Ms Gonzalez: What previous experience do you have with working?

Julia: I had a part-time job at a sportswear shop.

Attica: When i was 14 i worked at "Starbucks" and then i quit so i could play on this show.

Flo: No. I tried at Toys R Us. (which just closed down in real life) But they said my personality didn't fit them.

Lacey: I made lemonade and sold it, does that count? Probably not.

Chris: : If you were to describe yourself with 2 words, what would they be?

Steph: Recovering and able.

Londoya: Artistic and creative.

Wyatt: Quiet and underdog.

Mnet: Pretty but independent.

Theodore: Do i have to read of this darn thing! If you were to describe yourself with 2 words, what would they be? Stupid Chris and his stupid rules.

Brian; I guess, strong and witty.

Richard: Smart and aware.

Paul: Haha! Fun and happy! Most of the time.

Yasmine: I think i am a strategic and calm girl. Unless i see Flo or Brian.

Ms Gonzalez: If you were to describe yourself with 2 words, what would they be?

Julia: Athletic and bold.

Attica: Careful and caring.

Lacey: No-nonsense.

Flo: Uh, to be honest, i've gotta say dishonest but useful.

Chris: Final question! What is your worst memory from the past 3 seasons.

Steph: Jumping off a cliff which got myself eliminated back in season 1.

Wyatt: Trusting Undulen last season.

Mnet: Ooh, theres a lot on that one-

Londoya: THINKING STEPH WAS AN OKAY GUY!

Theodore: Finally, the last question. Back in my day this never happened! What is your worst memory from the past 3 seasons.

Brian: I guess last season i should have dropped out for being the special host so i could help in the earthquake.

Paul: Trusting Wyatt and Nmet. THEY VOTED ME OUT!

Yasmine: Not convincing the rest of the team about Flo's wickedness.

Richard: Helping Julia last season, i eliminated myself to help her, then she got out next.

Ms Gonzalez: Alright girls, what is your worst memory from the past 3 seasons.

Julia: (sigh) Where do i begin.

Attica: Trying to fix one of the bricks at the camera room back in season 1.

Flo: Feuding with like everyone in season 1. I should have constructed myself better.

Lacey: Well i guess, i don't really know! I haven't made any regretful decisions yet!

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Paul: Oh tan! I mean man!

Chris: From Team Female we accepted Julia, Attica and Flo. Sorry Lacey, you just didn't have the expertise.

Lacey: Great, well good luck girls!

Chris: And from Team 1st Place good job to Wyatt, Steph and Londoya! You guys are through! Mnet-

Mnet: Yeah, yeah i know i wasn't picked!

Chris: Chris: Alright, in Round 1! 2 of you will get out! And what you will do in this round! We'll see your skills on the counter! How fast can you add something up! Now, go to one of the tables, and there you will be asked to calculate someones order, we will have mini rounds, first one to answer correctly is safe! We do this until 2 people are left. They are out! Now TIME FOR ROUND 1!

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Richard: SOLD! The answer is 5078.201496!

Chris: Wow! That was fast! Richard is safe! Now there are 6 spots. Anyway next question! 4387648+937859

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Chris: Whats this? A tie? If you both get it right you are both through!

Attica: It's

Wyatt/Attica: 5325507!

Chris: Correct! You two are both safe! Now 4 spots! What is 19 million divided by 76?

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Chris: Whats the magic word?

Flo: SOLD! 250,000!

Yasmine: What but! Grr!

Chris: Fine you can both go through. Since we've done so many ties the next section can be a tie too! Including this one, how many episodes/chapters has happened in these whole three seasons?

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Chris: Alright, whisper it to me!

Steph: (Whispers) 42.

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Chris: Say it out lout.

Brian: 42!

Chris: CORRECT! Julia and Londoya? You never said anything so you are FIRED!

Londoya: Oh man!

Julia: (sigh) Whatever. Good luck girls!

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Brian: Hey Flo?

Flo: What? I'm trying to concentrate?

Brian: I just thought that your eyes are real pretty!

Flo: Really, thanks-

Chris: And Richard makes it across the line!

Richard: Yes!

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Brian: Yasmine, you are really cute, i gotta say!

Yasmine: Oh! Thanks! But i hate you and i am going to get us another point! (runs to finish line)

Chris: And Yasmine is brings the score up to 2 Team Borpy!

Yasmine: Woohoo!

Chris: Time for Round 3!

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Wyatt: Wow Brian, your team is doing really well!

Londoya(from outside): Great job teammate Wyatt! Wyatt the winner!

Wyatt: Oh that is it! LONDOYA! SHUT UP! (runs to finish line) YOU'VE ANNOYED ME ALL SEASON AND ACTED LIKE WE ARE BEST FRIENDS! NEWS FLASH WE AREN'T SO GET A GRIP! LONDANNOYING!

Londoya: (sniff) If you were angry you just had to SAY SO! (cries)

Chris: After a bit of drama! Team 1st Place is back in the game! But Team Borpy is doing so well! They automatically wont lose this! Next round!

(4 contestants run to get plates)

Steph: Hey Attica!

Attica: Hi Steph, can't chat now, going to win the-

Steph: Eh sorry! A little too late!

Chris: And Steph is safe! One more spot! But automatically Team Female is going to elimination!

Attica: Oh man!

Flo: Great!

Chris: So, why don't we end here! Team 1st Place, Team Borpy you two are tied for 1st! Team Female! You have 5 minutes to meet me at elimination!

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Lacey: Hey Attica, have you decided who to vote for yet!

Attica: At this point, i don't know, Flo seems to be more stable but Julia and i have history AGAINST Flo.

Lacey: Well honestly, i think i'll vote ______

Attica: Alright, go ahead. Good luck!

Lacey: Yeah, bye!

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Attica: Oh hi Julia, do you know why you are voting?

Julia: I don't know? Do you?

Attica: No! But i won't vote you.

Julia: Me neither! (hugs Attica)

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Julia(CONF): Well two seasons ago this would be the best day of my life, but now. No, you're ok. But sorry.

Lacey(CONF): I don't know who else to vote.

Attica(CONF): I'm not voting my girl from season 1 and my girl from season 3. Sorry!

Flo(CONF): Cause, obviously you are the one who people are targeting if not me.

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Julia/Flo: (gulp)

Attica: Uh oh.

Lacey: This is bad!

Chris: Alright! I will ask you two a question based on economics! Whoever gets it correct wins? And the question is-

Flo: Please be about flowers.

Julia: Please be about sports!

Chris: What is the wealthiest city in Canada?

Flo: Is it? Toronto?

Julia: Ottawa?

Flo: Calgary?

Julia: Victoria?

Flo: London?

Julia: Vancouver?

Chris: Technically yes! But which part of it, North, East, South or West!

Flo: I don't even know if there is an east Vancouver but i'll do it!

Chris: WRONG!

Julia: West Vancouver?

Chris: Correct!

Julia: Woohoo!

Chris: Flo! It's time for drift of shame!

Flo: Ugh! Great! GOOD LUCK GIRLS!

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Flo: Whatever Chris! Tell Yasmine that i hate (ice sails away) HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Chris: 2 to go before merge? Who will they be? Well find out on Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit!

Chapter 9: I think i wanna marry you
Eric: Hey? Is that it the school?

Wyatts Mum: Yes! It looks like it!

Hannah: Yay!

Eric: Now why don't we go in?

Wyatts Mum: Great! But. What does the sign say- just to make sure!

Eric: Nakasuk School! Awesom- wait. That isn't the right school.

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Steph: Hi Wyatt!

Wyatt: Oh high.

Steph: Why do you look so upset.

Wyatt: You heard what happened yesterday, with Londoya?

Steph: Oh yeah, about that.

Wyatt: I slept in team Female's mens room.

Steph: Wait doesn't no one live there?

Wyatt: Exactly, i need some alone time.

Steph: Don't worry. I'll be here for you.

Wyatt: Thanks Steph, you're a true friend.

Steph: Yeah but. I need to tell you something.

Wyatt: What?

Steph: Londoya was crying the cabin to pieces last night and he literally started biting the lego-bed and yeep, he's mental.

Wyatt: Oh no. Ok Steph?

Steph: Yeah Wyatt?

Wyatt: Throw the next challenge. If that is the case, i can't let you deal with Londoya! But anyway, i think i might take a walk. A LONG walk.

Steph: Ok, whatever makes you happy, and frankly, getting him out makes me happen.

Steph(CONF): That my friends is called a win-win situation. We fail to throw the challenge and we are gonna make merge, we lose the challenge Londannoying goes home.

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Brian: (yawn) What do you want Richard?

Richard: Oh its just that, uh, i uh. Need to tell you something.

Brian: What? I'm a busy man!

Richard: Ok, i'll come clean. I think we should not be in an alliance anymore.

Brian: WHAT GRR- i mean, sure. I guess.

Richard: Im sorry. But its just that, Yasmine told me i have to or she will skewer me alive!

Brian: Oh, ok. Then its fine, i wont kill you, but ill kill Yasmine! TODAY! ILL SKEWER HER ALIVE!

Richard: No Brian don-

Brian: Dude! Stand up for yourself!

Richard: But Brian-

Brian: Alright! Richard! I know you don't want things to be bad especially cause you told me but, i have to protect you!

Richard: Brian-

Brian: Besides sooner or later, i would have killed her! Bye!(walks away)

Richard: Oh come on!

Richard(CONF): This is a bittersweet type of thing. The good thing Brian won't kill me, but he'll kill Yasmine and if he finds out the truth, he will kill me! My guilt meter is in Neptune right now.

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Paul: Hi Shoelacey!

Lacey: Oh hi ShoePAULish.

Paul: Alright Shol- Lacey. That was a mistake. I just wanted to know.

Lacey: You just wanted to know?

Paul: Are you alight- I mean aligned with Brain i mean Brian?

Lacey: Paul, speak English properly and then i'll answer.

Paul: DON'T YOU KNOW MY PROBLIP! I meant problem.

Lacey: Yes, but you need to work on it or you'll get nowhere in life!

Paul: Im sorry but i just have it! Its something that wit i mean won't go away.

Lacey: Didn't Olivia teach you some stuff in season 1?

Paul: (sigh) Olive-a.

Lacey: (clicks) Hello? Paul? (slaps him)

Paul: Wha? Oh yeah she did. (Sigh)

Lacey: And you are upset because?

Paul: I had a crush on her but now she is with Richard!

Lacey: Wait! Say that again and WHAT! You liked Olivia? You should have came to me straight away! I'm a girl so i can spoonfeed to you!

Paul: Too late now, but ill say it again. I LIKED HER but now she is dating Richard!

Lacey: Paul! You spoke without making a mistake!

Paul: Wait i did? Yes i dip i mean did!

Lacey: Wait, to speak properly, your motivation is Olivia. So pretend Olivia is proposing to you and you wouldn't mess that up right?

Paul: NO! Thanks Lacey!

Paul(CONF): I wanted to ask Lacey for an alliank i mean alliance but this is just as good!

Lacey(CONF): Poor kid.

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Londoya: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wyatt ditched me! WAAH!

Mnet: Well shut up and leave me alone before i hurt you. And there is a LOT of things to hurt you in my make up bag.

Londoya: Oh you don't get it!

Mnet: Oh please! Have you ever dated someone before? It's like a break up? Now SHUT UP! I need to do my mascara!

Londoya: No! I've never dated anyone bef- oh yeah that creepy girl. I broke up with her and ran for the hills.

Mnet: Oh well fine then. Will this cheer you up? (kisses Londoya on the lips, then hurls)

Londoya: Why did you do that?

Mnet: Cause you need to shut up! And- Londoya. I thought you could have been my partner.

Londoya: Oh really?

Mnet: See, i entered this thing so i could become a fashion designer, but then when i saw you, it was perfect! You know all the creative things i need to know? But now. Bye! Sorry!

Londoya: Oh whatever. All i ever wanted to be was Wyatts best friend. And he was like, my only friend, my family wants me to either focus on my academic career or my athletic career. So they ditch me. At school whenever I come in the school i get tomatoes thrown at me and get chased around by an angry mob in between every period.

Mnet: Oh, wow. Well Londoya i'm sorry.

Londoya: I only entered this show to prove that i meant something! And (sniff) it looks like i dont!

Mnet: Ok Londoya, you need to do something! You need to follow in the footsteps of my girl Nmet! She didn't care what anyone thought! Where is your art stuff? I am gonna make you over tomorrow!

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Chris: Alright, just 2 chapters back, you guys had a love challenge based on dating. Well this one is based on marriage! You have to basically prepare a wedding. 1 of your team members has to create a cake! We have a recipe in the mess hall! then 1 or 2 of you will focus of creating a wedding place and whoever is left has to deal with everything else. Cause why? I am getting married to Ms Gonzalez! Turns out she actually is single! So 3 of you will make the cake in the kitchen, Theodore will help with that! Owen will help 5 of you actually create a place and organise the whole thing. Then the remaining three, we called in the photographer, and the pastor and everything else that makes it official! But the remaining three are basically our servants! You will firstly go around Iqaluit and tell everyone about the wedding! THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR ME! In fact! The elimination will be tomorrow night! So don't screw up like normal! GO!

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Attica(CONF): He made us do all of this! I don't believe it! This is enough work for a whole seasons worth of challenges!

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(alright, you know this will take time so the positions the contestants got to do are literally picked now cause i dont have time to but Londoya, Brian and Lacey make food, Steph, Wyatt, Paul, Yasmine and Julia get us a place to actually do the wedding and Mnet, Richard and Attica are serving the wedding.)

Theodore: Alright so today we will follow a French recipe!

Brian: Oh alright Theodore.

Theodore: I dun't care! Alright! I don't trust Iqaluitians! Mrs Mc Lean (Ms Gonzalez) is so mean to me!

Londoya: Yeah yeah whatever can we get on with it now!

Lacey: Yep! I second that!

Theodore: Oh you pre- adult mayhem causers! Just make sure you have 85 grams of desiccated coconut, 400 milliliters of coconut milk, 1 cup of milk-

Brian: Check.

Theodore: 2 teaspoons of coconut essence, 375 grams of butter at room temparature-

Londoya: Check!

Theodore: Speak when I tell you to speak troublemakers! 485 grams of caster sugar, 5 eggs, 565 grams of self raising flowers!

Lacey: Self raising flowers?

Theodore: Thats what the stupid card says! 450 milliliters of cream, 225 grams of coconut flakes and fresh flour, to decorate the thing!

Londoya: Check to all!

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Steph: So, where would be a good location for the wedding?

Julia: Maybe in the school hall?

Wyatt: I guess that could work. Alright. This is the plan, i'll go into town and buy flowers and stuff! Yasmine you find chairs and set up chairs.

Yasmine: From where?

Wyatt: ANYWHERE LEGAL! Julia, go and set up the decorations when i get back! And in the mean time, help Paul to get Mrs Mc Lean a wedding dress?

Steph: How do you know she doesn't have one?

Wyatt: Also get a just married car.

Julia: FROM WHERE! IM NOT MADE OF MONEY!

Wyatt: Uh Julia, look behind you.

Julia: Why, is a(looks behind and sees a car)

Wyatt: Just get tinned cans and write Just Married on the back! Then Steph! Get a present for Chris and for Mrs Mc Lean!

Steph: Sure, whatever.

Wyatt: And quick guys! We need this wedding set up no-

Chris(on school communication system): And guess what! There will be an elimination! We will pick which team overall did worst and then you vote!

Wyatt: Oh no.

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Attica: Alright, we need to door-knock the whole of Iqaluit!

Mnet: Sure thing. But first, who do we know is coming to the wedding?

Richard: Chris gave me a card, only Chris's cousin Jerd McLean can come and from Ms Gonzalez (to be Mrs McLane) Her Mother Jaclyn is coming. So yeah, we've got work to do.

Attica: Both Chris and Ms Gonzalez gave me a contact list of all the people they want at the wedding, with phone numbers and emails. So Mnet will email! I will phone and Richard is doing the doorknocking!

Richard: Oh come on! Why do i have to do the doorknocking!

Mnet: Cause you're not a girl! (Attica and Mnet laugh)

Attica: Ok, ill try to call Chris's mother. We will see what happens. (dials number) Hello?

Chris's Mother: Hello! Who is this, Chris, stop sending me pictures of your fake engagement!

Attica: Oh sorry, i am not Chris. I do call about him though.

Chris's Mother: Who are you?

Attica: .... We can talk later but uh can you come to Iqaluit!

Chris's Mother: NO! I don't have money!

Attica: Alright-

Attica(CONF): I made this up, i need his mum to come!

Attica: I am a health insurance Agent, your son has been heavily injured in a car crash and we need you to come!

Chris's Mother: (gasp) Alright im on my way! (hangs up)

Mnet: Oh how i wish he got heavily injured in a car crash! Good job girl! Richard doesn't look so good though.

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Richard(knocks on door): Hello?

Random Girl: YES!

Richard: Would you like to go to a wedding!

Random Girl: Oh eew! I am not marrying you!

Richard: No i mean to watch someone get married! They will kill you if you dont.

Random Girl: Pfft! Kill me! In the Female Canadian champion boxer and wrestler!

Richard: ;Well will you come?

Random Girl: Sure! If, you let me kill all the people there!

Richard:......Never mind, bye! (slams door and runs away)

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Theodore: I preheated the oven! NOW WHAT! My glasses fell in the toilet!

Brian: Oh, thats nice sir.

Theodore: Sir! Do i look like a sir to you?

Londoya: Hehe, good one Theodore! Now, its time to get the coconut essence, coconut milk, the desiccated coconut and normal milk! The recipe says to combine it and then leave it for an hour. Also get the eggs, butter and caster sugar and use an electric beater to mix.

Lacey: Londoya! Slow down we need this cake to be perfect!

Londoya: Shut up and deal with it!

Lacey: Excuse me! (slaps Londoya while accidentally slapping the recipe into the electric beater, without anyone noticing)

Brian: Lacey! Londoya! Stop it! Now anyway, the menu says- hey? Where is the menu?

Theodore: Dang nabbit! If we lose that piece then we are dead!

Londoya: (gulp) From what i remember we pour the coconut mix into the electric beater and then put in the flour.

Theodore: Got it! (throws FLOWERS inside electric whisk) Wait? Did you say flour? Where are my hearing aids?

Lacey: YOU DID NOT PUT FLOWERS IN THE ELECTRIC WHISK! URGH! (accidentally turns whisk on)

Brian: Wait, are those your hearing aids?

Theodore: What, speak up sonny!

Brian: Are those your hearing aids? (shows mix of food. in electric whisk)

Theodore: We are so dead.

Lacey: (sigh) Understatement of the year. Alright! We have (looks at clock) 1 hour to make a cake! Brian, i know you are fast, go into town and see if you can find a cake mix. Buy 2! Then us three might try to make something! Quick! This is a wedding! NO TIME TO WASTE!

Brian: Ok, but before i go, you did notice the stores close in 20 minutes.

Londoya: Which is the reason to run, doofus.

Brian: Excuse me Londoya! Grr! Ok ill go! (runs out of mess hall)

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Yasmine: Who thought carrying 100 chairs into the school hall would hurt this much! Ok, i need a break! (walks to Paul and screams)

Paul: What? Do you lick i mean like the wedding dress?

Yasmine: It's stained! Right there! Paul! Is it your fault?

Paul: Sorry, i used Londoya's kit without asking. Then i cut half of Mnet's dress.

Mnet: (from distance, screaming) YOU DID WHAT!

Paul: Yeah, well this is all we can use for now!

Yasmine: Oh this is horrible Paul! (Wyatt comes back with shopping bags)

Wyatt: Alright, Yasmine, whats happening?

Yasmine: We have good news and bad news. I am almost finished with the chairs, but uh Paul may or may not got a red stain on the wedding dress.

Wyatt: WHAT! Well we have like 50 minutes! Oh no i-im n-nervous! And im stuttering like i did before! Alright, how is Julia going with the car!

Julia: (walks by with dirt all over her) I got it done! We got a flat tire and i had to fix it!

Wyatt: At least something is working! Have any of you heard from Steph?

Yasmine/Paul/Julia: No.

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Steph: There is literally nothing here! Urgh! Nothing for a we- hang on! Thats great! (runs out of store and bumps into Brian)

Brian: Gah! Steph!

Steph: Sorry, but aren't you supposed to be cooking in the mess hall!

Brian: (sigh) Do you want the long story or the short one.

Steph: Short please.

Brian: A few misfortunes happened in the kitchen so i have to buy a cake mix. Actually 2, and right now!

Steph: Ok, well good luck, stores closing in 10 minutes.

Brian: Ok then, if there is 10 minutes, ive gotta run, bye Steph. (runs away)

Steph: Yep, ok, i need to get back to the school now.

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Attica: Alright, 5 members of Ms Gonzalez and 4 members of Chris's family are coming. Thats 9 family members. Then you have 11 of us. So that is 20, Mnet, how many people have you got on email?

Mnet: None of his family members want to come but some stars do, Celine Dion, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise have all said yes!

Attica: Great, but thats 24. (gets a ring) Oh i need to answer this. Hello?

Richard: Its me Richard, i have 30 people coming.

Attica: Oh yay! Thats 54 overall.

Richard: Yeah and 3 of them well at least 2 we know of!

Attica: Really, who did you get!

Richard: I have 3 entire families of 6. I entire family of 5. 1 family of 4 and Eric-

Attica: Wait as in Eric, Eric? The one who got out firrst last season?

Richard: Yes. We also have Hannah-

Attica: Wait as in Hannah, Hannah? The one who got out first in season 1?

Richard: Yes Attica! Then we have, Wyatts Mum.

Attica: Wait as in Wyatt's mum, Wyatt's mum? The Wyatt's Mum who's son won, or technically filed a lawsuit to get a million dollars?

Richard: Yes? And if you see a huge blonde girl in wrestling gear- don't get on her bad side, she is the Canadian Female Wrestling Champion 3 years in a row!

Attica: Ok, ill try not to? Bye! (hangs up) Mnet, good news, we have 30 more people!

Mnet: Oh eek!

Attica: No need to eek now sister! Cause we need to do other stuff too!!

Mnet: Like?

Attica: Help the othe-

Chris(on school communication system): SLACKERS! Are you nearly done! We have half an hour left you know! And Whoever has the wedding dress, take it to my room pronto!

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Brian: (panting) I back! I probably ran faster than Usain Bolt but im back!

Lacey: Did you get 2?

Brian: I could only get one but how are you guys going?

Lacey: Gre-

Londoya: Horribly. We make another sucktacular mix and Lacey wants in to make the mix for that and put the two together.

Theodore: Just do it! We have 25 minutes!

Brian: WHAT! Fine, (makes mixture and pours it into other mixture)

Londoya: Lets see how disgusting this thing tastes! (puts it in oven)

Brian: And Lone-doya? Whats up with you? You seem upset!

Londoya: (sigh) Don't talk about it.

Lacey: Wyatt said he practically hated Londoya last time.

Brian: Uh? Alright, this is weird! Londoya- wait whats going on in the oven?

Theodore: Its been 2 minutes and its already cooked! (takes it out of oven) Good, it is ready!

Lacey: Knew my plan will work!

Londoya: Thats great, i guess. (sigh)

Brian: Ok, well we need it to cool down!

Theodore: No we can't we need to take it into the hall now!

Lacey: I'll do it! (carries cake to the hall)

Brian: Wow she is something.

Londoya: Ha! Do you like her?

Brian: What? No i she i- (Blushes), well uh lets go to the hall! Incase they need help!

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Londoya: Wow this place looks great- wait- where is Paul? I thought he was working with you.

Paul: (walks in hall) Im bash i mean back guys! What has changed!

Julia: We managed to put in all the decorations? It looks like a place fit for a wedding!

Wyatt: Yeah, good job guys!

Steph: (runs in hall) Hey, i thought of a great present we could do?

Yasmiine: What?

Steph: Ok, in the small shops that i went to, i found nothing for a wedding! [at least of one in the 21st Century] So why don't we make a song instead?

Paul: But i sang when Olivia went home though?

Steph: Still? We have to! Then we record it, do a bit of animation and whalla!

Richard(walks in hall with 54 guests) Hello! These are the guests for the wedding!

Random Kid: This is a wedding? I thought you were taking my to the candy factory!

Random Mother: I thought you were taking me to a restuarant!

Eric: Oh shut up! I didn't get any food for 12 days! So take what you get!

Wyatt: ERIC! Is that you!

Eric: Oh hi Wyatt! Hi everybody!

Julia: Hi Er- oh no, is that...

Hannah: Haha! Hi guys! Nice to see you again!

Everyone: (reluctantly) Hi Hannah-

Steph: Alright! No time for decorations! We have a song to work on!

Attica/Mnet(walk in): What song?

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Pastor: Do you Chris Robert Mc Lean take Maria Gonzalez to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Chris: (gulp) I do! (kisses Ms Gonzalez, i mean Mrs McLean)

Everyone: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pastor: Alright! Congratulations, now in the name of love-

Random Man: Lets get to the dance floor dude!

Pastor: Whats "dude"?

Attica: Just go to the dance floor sir.

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Theodore: Congratulations kiddo.

Chris: Thanks, Theodore, hey i was wondering-

Theodore: Is this about the honeymovie?

Chris: Honeymoon, we are going to Hawaii?

Theodore: Really, thats great!

Chris: So i was wondering, could you do challenges for the kid. And also, i have to give you this note, it shows which team i think did worst in the challenge!

Ms McLean: Hey Chris great party! Anyway, we've got to dance soon! But this cake is soooooooo good!

Theodore: Oh yeah, we worked hard on it! (winks at Lacey, Londoya and Brian)

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Brian: Seems like they actually LIKE the cake!

Lacey: Of course they'd like it! It was my idea, remember!

Londoya: Yeah whatever.

Julia: What are you guys talking about!

Lacey: Heh, absolutely nothing!

Julia: (raises eyebrow) Ok then!

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Chris: Alright, time for the grand exit! (the two leave in the just married car)

Everyone: Woohooo!

Theodore: Ok! Now! If you are a contestant on this Total Drama: Life of Iqaluit! Stay! If not! GO!

Wyatt's Mum: But! I need to talk to Wyatt!

Wyatt: Mum? You're ok! (hugs her)

Theodore: I SAID MOVE IT!

Wyatt: (sniff) Go to NorthMart! You'll see a good surprise!

Wyatt's Mum: Ok! If you insist! (leaves with the rest of non competitors!)

Theodore: Shoo! Move it! Good, they are gone! Now, i have the sad say, but Chris gave me a letter saying which team he thought did worst! And also, the winners get immunity for next challenge! Which means they are in the merge!

Contestants: Woohooo!

Theodore: Oww! What? Without my hearing aids im as deaf as a dung beetle! But anyway, the team that placed second, key word SECOND, is

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Attica: Good job girls! We may not have immunity! But no one is going home!

Theodore: And the team that WON the challenge is? Team Borpy! Congrats! You've all made merge!

Brian: Really? Really! Yes!

Richard: Alright! Ill take that!

Yasmine: Haha! Yesterday Flo gets out, and today THIS happens! Woo!

Paul: Whats the merge?

Theodore: So Team 1st Place, you are last place! Now, go and discuss who you are voting before! You have 10 minutes!

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Wyatt: Steph, i know your voting for Londoya.

Steph: Duh, he is so annoying. Aren't you?

Wyatt: No, i think im gonna vote Mnet.

Steph: What? You are gonna save Londoya? Why?

Wyatt: Even though i said what i meant, i felt like i didn't say it properly, so i need the extra chance to. Do you forgive me?

Steph: As long as you let me vote him, fine.

Wyatt: Alright, now i need to make sure Mnet doesn't vote him. I want her to vote me.

Steph: Why you?

Wyatt: If you are voting him, and she votes him, there will be 2 votes for Londoya which could send him packing. And i wont let her vote you. So that leaves me.

Steph: No wait, i'll vote for myself. I don't want you to get a vote.

Wyatt: Really, thanks Steph! I need to talk to Mnet now! Bye and thanks! But still, that way i still get her a vote. Unless..

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Wyatt: Mnet, can you vote for yourself?

Mnet: Why would i do that?

Wyatt: Sorry but i need you to. It's the only way you will stay safe!

Mnet: How will voting for myself make me safe?

Wyatt: Londoya is voting you, i convinced Steph not to. But we can vote for the distracted Londoya and in a tiebraker, he wont stand a chance?

Mnet: He wouldn't but still, why?

Wyatt: I'll give you 100,000 dollars if you get eliminated and do it.

Mnet: I'm in! Eek! Im gonna travel around the world! Eeeek!

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Theodore: Alright whippersnappers! Go into the booth thing and vote!

Londoya(CONF): FINALLY! I've dreamed about this night for ages!

Mnet(CONF): Sorry, but a 100 thousand! I vote myself with pride! And who knows if ill get out!

Steph(CONF): I guess, i'd love to vote for a certain SOMEONE but i'll do the right thing.

Wyatt(CONF): I've change my mind about my vote.

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Mnet: Yes, i'm safe! Eeeek!

Theodore: Oh ok, two best friends, 1 will get eliminated. The person safe is?

Londoya(CONF): I don't care who it is. At this point, as long as it isn't me.

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Wyatt! Sorry my but you are going!

Steph: Oh man!

Mnet: WHAT! But it should have been at least a 2-2 tie with Me, oh Wyatt! WHO DID YOU VOTE!

Wyatt: Me...

Mnet: WHAT GRR! IF YOU DIDN'T I COULD HAVE GOTTEN $100,000!

Wyatt: I am getting punished for my generosity!

Londoya: Bye, bye Stephy boy. We will surely enjoy you not being around?

Wyatt: Londoya? Whats happened to you? SHUT UP EITHER WAY! Steph voted for himself! And now, GRRR! Bye Steph! (hugs him) I am going to tell everyone at Iqaluit about how rude you are! Bye! (walks away)

Steph: Oh man! (Sigh)

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Theodore: Any last words?

Steph: Thanks Theodore, you're a great person. And good luck to Wyatt, Attica, and everyone else! Except Londoya!

Attica: Steph! Oh no! Im so sorry we didn't get more time with each other! (kisses him)

Steph: Well, thanks! Kick everyones butt! .. except Wyatt's.

Theodore: Sorry Steph, but i think you've had enough time. Bye kiddo!

Steph: Bye guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys! (floats away)

Attica: Oh man! Well now i've gotta win for him!

Theodore: Brian, Yasmine, Paul, Richard, Wyatt, Mnet, Londoya, Attica, Julia and Lacey are left! Who won't make the merge? Find out on Total Drama: Life of- eh i don't care bye!

(P.S. This took me the most amount of time any episode has so thank you for reading)

Chapter 10: Hawaii Time
Theodore: Last time on Total Drama, we had a wedding. Oh boy, do i have to read this! Urgh! Anyway, Richard got himself into more trouble, we found more about Londoya's story and in the stupid challenge! The now Mc LAMES got married yesterday and those youngins had to set it up? In my world, if you are under 25 you are a troublemaker! TROUBLE WILL COME UPON YOU! But we even after some youth problems did it! And if you didn't guess from the title, Chris and Maria are in that Hawiwi place! So i will host until they come back, what twists will i add to this horrible game? Who won't make that merge thing? Find out on- ok im going now! (leaves camera)

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Paul: Hi Julia!

Julia: Hi, i guess? I don't think we've ever talked, so don't act like we are best friends.

Paul: Sheesh, just trying to be nick i mean nice.

Julia: Ok fine, whatever. How does it feel making the merge? Cause i think i can survive one more challenge.

Paul: Whats the mug? Isn't that like a cut i mean cup?

Julia: (sigh) You know how we are in teams right now, when half the cast gets eliminated then we merge. Understand now?

Paul: Oh, so can we like talk to each udder i mean other?

Julia: I guess, why not. Attica is with Steph and she is like my only friend. (sigh)

Paul: Who said this? What about Wyatt? What about MIA, i mean me! Paul?

Julia: Like i said before, just because we talked once doesn't mean you are best friends. (saying proudly) But, i did come second so do you need any advice?

Paul: No, i think i'll be fined i mean fine bird i mean but what i really want to know is, how do you and Brett connect so well?

Julia: Why, are you jealous or something?

Paul: No-no no! Tatally not i mean totally no-

Julia: Sorry Paul, actually? NO! Im not sorry! I'll never date you! (runs away)