User blog:Mrdaimion/Rant: Chris Brown

You know those times when you really hate something/somebody, and you finally have to let everyone know your feelings since you're so fed up about it...? Yeah, this is one of those times. Also, before I start, know that if you like Chris Brown, I don't hate you... although I am incredibly annoyed at you when/if you do the things I point out about CB fans, which I'll get to later.

'''WARNING: There will be cursing in this blog, both by me and when I'm quoting Chris Brown, going as far as dropping the f-bomb (on both our parts). You have been warned.'''

Chris Mother-Effin' Brown
Okay, let's start off with a brief over-view of Chris Brown. He's an R&B singer who was moderatly popular at first, but after the beating with Rihanna he became incredibly popular due to all the media attention. Now, most people have forgiven him, despite the fact that now he acts like the world's biggest douche-bag and is my least favorite person on Earth. Why? Well, let's dive right in, starting with...

The Beating
Okay, if you all don't know about the fact that Chris Brown beat Rihanna before and if you haven't... what rock have you been living under? But, I don't think any of you really understand the severiety of the beating.

As in, most of you probably think that at most, he tried to punch her a little, when in reality... he tried to kill her. Don't believe me? Check 'dis out (and this is quoted from the police report; and for background, this all happened because Rihanna asked what fucking girl he was texting):

''Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. "I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! " ... After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’''

''Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.''

''She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.''

So, there you all have it. Chris Brown, American fuckin' hero, who tried to kill a girl over her getting a little jealous. And what was Chris Brown's punishment for this?

Getting famous. Sure, some people like me hate this guy, but for the most part, everyone's forgiven him, and pretty much all of his fame is just because he beat her. And to help put things into perspective more, my dad's punishment for beating my mom was:

He got divorced, my mom and brother got a restraining order against him, he now lives in another state, he's barely making it by, he can only see me during the summer, and right now we're actually having a legal battle to see if he's gonna even get to see me this summer or not.

Meanwhile, Chris Brown gets society waving it's finger at him and saying "no, no Chris. That's wrong." Just because he's a good singer. And you wanna know something? The beating isn't even the thing I hate most about Chris Brown. No, what I hate most is...

The Aftermath
... how Chris Brown acted after the incident. I mean, sure he donated to charity- or his producers forced him to- so he could make his public image better... but that was all he did to ever show he was sorry for it. Ever since then, he's acted like he never did anything wrong, and he deserves our forgiveness. Well, Chris Brown, I hate to break it to you, but no matter what you do, you can never "deserve" forgiveness- sure, people may forgive you, but it's not like someone's an asshole if they don't forgive you for something you did as huge as that, no matter what you do to try and fix it.

For an example as why he's a douchebag, let's take a look at the tweet he posted after Grammys:

''HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That's the ultimate FUCK OFF!''

Now, look at all the douchebag-ery contained in the single content. Now bothering to use correct grammar, having random capitilization, and telling everyone that winning a grammy- an award for good music- shows how much he deserves our forgiveness. Truely, Chris Brown is a dick. Thankfully, though, he deleted it, and replaced it with a much nicer, kinder tweet...

... loljk, it was still pretty asshole-ish.

IM BACK SO WATCH MY BaCK as I walk away from all this negativity #teambreezygrammy.

Again with the random capitlization, Chris? And you do a pretty shitty job at "walking away from all this negtivity" if you, oh, I dunno, respond to the negitivity over and over again. (By the way, speaking of CB's tweets, check out this page dedicated entirely to showing tweets that own Chris Brown, it's hilarious.)

And finally, there's one last thing I need to address:

The Fans
Now, don't attack me yet, CB fans. I'm not saying "oh, you like CB? You fucking monster." There are just some certain people who like Chris Brown that I really, really can't stand, such as:
 * The "Lucky Rihanna!" Fans: Yes, some fans really do this. In tweets or tumblr or some shit they'll be all "I wish I could get beaten by Chris Brown!" or "what's Rihanna complaining about?" or, the absolute worse, the people who post pictures of Rihanna after the incident and are all "I'd take this to date Chris Brown #teembreezy". Now, I know they're joking, but... that's not something you fucking joke about, so they're being bitches who, although I try not to wish this on anyone, I kind of wish could get beaten just a little (nowhere near what CB did to Rihanna) so they'd know how fucking serious and horrible the subject matter of domestic abuse is.
 * "Rihanna Deserved It!"/"Chris Brown Did Nothing Wrong!" Fans: Again, some fans really do do this. I'm putting these together cause they're pretty much the same thing. Anyway, a lot of the people who like Chris Brown are all "Rihanna hit Chris Brown with her high heel, so Chris Brown hit her in self-defense!" and... Oh my fucking God, how stupid can you be? Rihanna hit him with her high-heel around the part CB was doing a little something called "slamming her head against a wind shield and trying to kill her". But, you know, obviously he was just playing around when he did that, he only flipped out when he hit her. Someone give these people a fucking award for figuring that out with all of their smarticles.
 * "Grow Up, Haters" Fans: Okay, this is a little understandable I suppose, but still just as idiotic. Why? Because they pretty clearly know nothing about the situation. Why (again)? Well, they're telling us- the people who don't like Chris Brown for brutally attacking an innocent women- to grow up, but not the guy who, oh, I dunno, throws a fit whenever anyone calls him out on it and almost murdered a girl over her getting jealous? If I had to choose a least favorite out of these three, it would probably be... actually, all three of these are equally stupid, but "Lucky Rihanna" is probably the most heartless, so that one by far.

Conclusion
Chris Brown is a fucking asshole.

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