User blog:Jake R/New Rules Proposal

Here are some proposals. This is totally not a joke >_>. Now, let's talk about another proposal. Months themes! This is the schedule for 2012.
 * 1) You must refer to me as: "Mr Dr Professor Senor Amigo Man Dude Jake". It's a proper way.
 * 2) Josie Amber and Teddy10 are now my daughters. If you date them, you die.
 * 3) Every user must have a song from the 80's on there userpage.
 * 4) There must be a party in Chatango every night, where we review Tim Allen Christmas movies.
 * 5) Every user must have the perodic table meorized in order from smallest to largest.
 * 6) Every user must spin on there head if they want to make a page.
 * 7) The new anthem for the wiki is "I Just Had Sex!" by Akon.
 * 8) Every user mut provide there school records as well as doctor's records to be in a chatroom
 * 9) Every user must sing a solo from Miley Cyrus exactly 1:04 seconds seconds to make a blog post.
 * 10) Every user must be part in a Musical Performance during Winter Holidays.
 * 11) Every user must wear this ankle braclet so we know when you're secretly planning against the wiki with Chris Brown.
 * 12) The Chatroom for Total Drama Fanfiction Wikia will now have a drinking party and we will tell random jokes from random movies.
 * 13) Total Drama: Mountain Top pwns all. This can be proved by using the Scientific Method.
 * 14) If you make a stupid comment on Featured Voting, we shall take your money and checkbooks.
 * 15) You now must have a gold chain with a white hoodie to get in Wikia.
 * 16) Rainbows must appear in the sky when you make an actual edit.
 * 17) You must bring Chhez-Its in order to edit your userpage.
 * January- This month, we celebrate new years by taking one chapter from every user.
 * Febuary- We will play romantic movies every day, except Valentines Day, where we will watch "Despicable Me".
 * March- We will suck nector out of flowers and watch Bee's die.
 * April- We will all hail The Magic Conch
 * May- We will all play campfire songs and text people with random emotes.
 * June- We will celebrate my birthday. You all have to give me one character to use, as well as your money.
 * July- We will shoot fireworks for 4th of July. However, we will be shooting them at each other. (This is why I want rule 8 to exist)
 * August- We will moan over school, and write Fan Letters to the show "Invader Zim".
 * September- We will remember 9/11, and then crash planes into people who hate Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
 * October- We all rob each other's candy on Halloween. We will also play paintball in my neighborhood.
 * November- We will all eat on Thanksgiving, and then see who throws up last.
 * December- We will all sit on Santa's lap, while people take the reindeers to our wiki.

Yeah. These are totally real and not fake. Please consider this, and our wiki will be as crazy as JKL's Google Sketchup Models.

Jake:  Breathe, Feel, Love   Life  02:52, October 21, 2011 (UTC)