User blog comment:Mrdaimion/Rant: Why Nice Guys Finish Last/@comment-2186558-20120807234233

Okay, guys, I'm not responding to everyone's comments just to explain this one point, so I'll explain it here:

Half of these "rants" aren't serious. They're, for the most part, meant to kind of give my view on something, but also entertain you and, in the case of number three, be sarcastic about it.

No, I don't think girls are robots. I think they're living, breathing human beings, and they won't run away from a nice guy when they find out he isn't a douche because their creators told them "nice guys aren't good". It was a non-boring way of saying that girls are, by instinct, attracted to bad guys since, in prehistoric times, nice guys were more likely to get killed and less likely to be able to breed, and that stuck with them.

Think of my rants kind of- as Dyna said- me trying to be the next Maddox. (For the record, I didn't even know who Maddox was at first, but looking at his pages after Dyna pointed it out a little the comparison was pretty accurate). You can usually figure out when I'm being serious or not by how I phrase it (for example: "Ugh, these guys are being massive hypocrites for trying to ban one kind of offensive joke but "Liking" another." = Serious, but "these guys are such idiots for calling people stupid when they don't know anything about them" = sarcasam).