User blog comment:Sprinklemist/The Fifteenth Worst of the Worst/@comment-1956487-20120517213811

Dirk's back, and looking oddly trendy. o_o I have a jean jacket and ripped jeans just like his except they match. If I had to guess I'd say his ripped clothes and mismatched jean combo has to do with his financial struggles... along with his lovely shoes. It's funny he didn't learn his lesson after tragically being stricken with a watermelon in the crotch by Lisa in BI. I'm excited to have him back, and I'm curious to see how he'll interact with the girls, particularly Quimberly. She may prove him wrong about girls what with how awesome at everything she is.