User blog:Zoomer72/Zoom's First Update

Well, then. I've decided to write my first update blog. Sorry if it's... kind of noobish, but it's my first time, and I know there's a lot of better authors on here than yours truly. ;) Moving on...

But anyways, I decided to write this blog, because I bet not many of you know me well, and Jake lately got me thinking about how I've gotten inactive lately. I'm actually on here, almost everyday, if only for a few minutes. But yes, I've been super, SUPER busy lately. I'm hoping to get back on here more often, now.

Total Drama Campsite
Ah, yes, my first fic I am determined to finish, with a passion. I just posted the eight chapter, "Academician Impossible" and I'm brainstorming ideas for the ninth. For all those of you who read it, first of all, I thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to read my work. I also encourage you guys to vote on the polls on the talkpage, and possibly give me some constructive critisicms? They really help. So do compliments... ;) Jks, that sounded kind of stuck-up. :3 I'm not that kind of guy, if you don't know.

For those of you who don't read the story, I encourage you to read it, as I and others find it funny, and personally, I think it's a light humorous read, if you know what I mean. And please don't take it that I'm trying to advertise my story, here, I'm just throwing it out there, folks. Take it, o' leave it. c:

School
Oh, goodness gracious, here's the school section. Well, to start off, I'm a niner, if you guys didn't know already, and that means high school's all new to me. Well, not really that new, but somewhat. But don't think that I get ninered, or whatever, because my school's cool like that. 8) Anyways, mid-terms are coming up, and I'm slightly nervous. But I'm studying hard, and with the help of my friends and siblings, I'll be prepared in time for them. Hopefully. *fingers crossed* Here, let me break it down for you:

First exam: Music. Yesh, music. I'm in strings; I play the viola and the violin. But viola is so epic. >:D Anyways, I'm having two exams in music, the first being playing, and the second being theory. The playing exam is kind of difficult, with scales, repetoire, and sight reading stuffles, but I can manage it. I just need to get that A minor shift into 3rd position up to speed. >.> Other than that, I'm good.

Second exam: French. Ya, I live in Canada, so I've been taking french since first grade, and I guess I have to say I'm pretty beast it it, no offense. But pwnage aside, I still have a bit of trouble with it, as I'm in the super advanced class. Dunno what it's technically called, enriched advanced something or other... But really, I'm good for this subject too. I just need to study my vocab, and the stuff we did at the beginning of the year that I don't remember... :3

Third exam: Science. I friken LOVE science. I love everything about it, it's just so awesome. And luckily for me, I'm pretty good at it to, (not meaning to brag) so I don't really have to worry that much. And my teacher is super great too, so I pay real attention in science. I don't really got much more to say about this exam, except that I'm kind of excited to see what's on it. :3

Fourth exam: Geography. Okay, I'm pretty good at Geo too, not meaning to brag again. Me and this girl, Diane, we get the two highest marks everytime, no joke. The teacher told us. O.o Anyways, I actually love this class, even if my teacher annoys the heck out of me sometimes. The other dudes are always giving me high fives for showing that guys can be just as smart as girls. >:D And ya, it IS true, ladies. ;) But that aside, the geography exam is gonna be easy, I just gotta know my stuff.

Fifth exam: Music. Yet again. Ya, the last exam is gonna be musical theory, which I CANNOT STAND. It is actually the worst, no joke. Everyone hates it. You see, the problem is, we all get it. It's not that hard. But what is so irritating is that it never ends, and it takes FOREVER to get the simplest answers. We all know how to do it, why do we have to do it fifty times? Yeesh, here's an example: Say, you have to determine the interval above an E flat, that is a minor 7th. Okay, so first thing you do is determine what the note is. Let's see... E, F, G, A, B, C, D. So, it's a D. But now, we have to find the key signature, and determine if that D is flat, natural, or sharp. The key signature is always the bottom note of the interval, so it's in E major. Now, how many flats does E major have, and what are they? We have to work our way around the circle of fifths... 1 (G), 2 (D), 3 (A), 4 (E). And they are...? Father, Charles, Goes, Down. (F, C, G, and D) Oh, looky-looky here. D is sharp, and so we have to put a sharp beside the D in the interval. But wait a second, this isn't a MAJOR 7th, is it? No, it's a MINOR 7th, meaning we have to lower the D sharp down one semitone, to a D natural. So we take out the sharp sign, and add a natural one. And, now, you're done. Why don't you try doing that ninety-five times? Blargh.

But all in all, school is good. I got me some good friends, and good teachers, and good grades, ya'll. My average on my last report card was a 92. >:D

Home Life
Home life, my favourite part of this blog. (NO, I'M JOKING, THAT WAS A JOKE. LET THE RECORDS SHOW THAT THAT WAS A JOKE) But jokes aside, my home life is as friking wierd as ever. Let me break it down for you, like I did in the last section:

Siblings: I've got FOUR of them. Yes, there is five of us, and guess who's stuck in the middle? Moi. I have a super annoying, "perfect" oldest brother. He thinks he's so good, but the problem is, he usually is. Sheesh. Then, there's my older sistr. BLAAAAAAARGH. All she does is pick on me, call me stuff, make fun of me, bug me, tease me, occasionally hit me upside the head, and make rude jokes to or about me. But whatever, she's usually out with her friends anyways, which is a plus for me. Well, then there's me, Zoomer Mazdaboy McZoomerton, (that's not actually my real name, if you haven't guessed) I'm the guy you know and love. But after me, there's my littler annoying brother, who's really wierd, follows me around all the time, and is super quiet in a PJ stalkerish kind of way. Ya, my brother's a male, slightly wierded version of PJ, although with completely different looks, and, er, body parts? Yes, I put a question mark there. U MAD, BRO? Lastly, there's my littlest sister, who is louder and more obnoxious than the rest of my family combined. And if you haven't noticed yet, that's PRETTY DARN LOUD. Especially someone as small as her. But rest assured, I love my siblings, even if sometimes I don't. :3

Parents: Meh, I don't got much to say about these two. I never even seem them, they're always (1) Busy with work, errands, or other parent stuff, (2) They're doing something for, with, or that involves one of my other, more attention seeking siblings, or (3) I'm just busy myself, and/or don't really want to see them, either. But the same goes for my parents that I love them, even if I'm pretty sure they don't even know I exist. :3

Not much else for this section. PEACE. c:

Getting To School
Yes, this gets its own section.

Basically, every single morning, I wake up at around 6:30-7:00. Then, I eat breakfast and get ready for school in about 10 minutes, and literally run out the front door, 'cus I'm usually late already. Twenty minutes later, I reach the bus stop nearest me, and get out my tickets to pay. Which I'm always running out of. >.> Oh, and also, I must avoid eye contact with the other random people there. I MUST. No contact with strangers, or THEY MAY BEFREIND MEH. '''Note: This 'aint no ordinary school bus, this is public transport, in a big city. Crazy people, wierd stalkers, and seeing people you know but don't really want to talk to may ensue. '''Anyways, once the bus comes, I get on, and hopefully get a seat. But I'm going to, and coming back from school at rush hours, so I'm usually forced to stand in a crowded, fogged-up windows bus, with everyone pushing against each other and looking like the want to kill me if I accidently tap them with my bag, or my instrument case. Look, people, I'm sorry that I have things to carry. Jeez. >.> Anyways, once the bus gets to the station, I walk down underground to the subway. And once the train comes along, I get on, and go three stops. First of all, there's lots of crazy people down there. And here's something helpful to hint, for all of those who haven't taken the subways yet, by yourselves: ''The closer you are to downtown, the more, and crazier, people get. ''Secondly, three stops may not seem like a lot, but I'm travelling on literally the three most spaced out stops in the entire system. Ya, I know. And sometimes we stop randomly in the middle between to stops, in the dark, clostrophobic tunnels... Yeesh. Lastly, once I arrive at my stop, I get out, walk up into the big mall, and then walk through the crowds of people who are all very rushed, it seems, to get NOWHERE. Once I get out of that place, I jay-walk across a busy intersection, who's lights never change when you're late, or in a hurry, to my school's street, and eventually I reach ma school. And getting home, I do that, in reverse. It's even worse when my sister goes with me, as her school is near mine. Luckily, though, she's lazy and wakes up later than I do.

Every. Day. :@

My Tricky Hood
Ya, I live in the hood. Pretty beast, amiright? Naw, I don't actually, but with older siblings, taking the bus and subway to school everyday, and a school downtown, I pick up some things.

Yo, how you diggin this cool beans here, bro? Pretty beast, no? Don' be going 'round here though, tricky, because dis' my hood, and you 'aint got no *bleep* business here, man. Peace.

Ya, I think I heard someone in my class say that the other day. I don't really got know mind on what this tricky *bleep* means, though, homie.

The Awesome Shirt
One time, I say this guy with a shirt that had all the Sesame Street characters on it. And underneath, in big bold letters, it said,

"All my homies are from the streets."

OMGOMGOMGASDFGASDGHSJLKASHGAHJSGAJLKSHGFGHAS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Speaking of Sesame Street...
What is this whole controversy over how they're changing it to "Sesame Park" because they don't want kids to be playing in the streets?

And we the heck would they even think of making Cookie Monster, the one and only, into VEGETABLE MONSTER. I mean, COME ON. That's just sick. Who would actually go, "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Yum, I love EGGPLANT."

Gosh, these little kid show producer peoples. >.>

Speaking of Little Children's Shows...
Remind me in my next blog to make my rankings of 'em. With two younger siblings, and having watched them myself, I know like everything about them. Well, most. I do have two OLDER siblings, and I have lots of knowledge about the stuff they....... watch..................................... also..................................................

MAGICSCHOOLBUSFORTHEWIN... Who said that? ;)

The End, My Friend
Yes, this is the end of the blog. I might make a new one, if peeps even read this stuff. I think I might add to this one, too, but I'm real busy ATM, and I've got to go.

Well, my FF wiki, goodnight, sleeptight, and don't let any creepy stalker people into your bedrooms at night jsut because they look like one of your famous celebrities, because let me tell you, they are totally NOT who you think they are. :3

Oh, P.S., if you've got any questions for me, possibly about where I live, my family, or any other stuff, ask away on Chatange, or here, whatevs. But don't get too personal... I always make sure the peeps on here aren't creepy old dudes and dudettes. :3

PEACE OUT! :D

If you have found this, you are a stealth ninja. Where'd my signature go? 02:06, January 12, 2012 (UTC)