User blog:TDIwriter/Things That Make Little Sense, or None.

There are things in my life, and probably your's too, that I don't understand. I've devoted this blog to those things.

1) Weird things in the Pokemon games. I used to play the Pokemon video games very often. I'm just starting to get back into it, and I've realized that it makes no sense. Okay, you're a kid who captures wild animals and forces them to fight, I can overlook that, since that's the game's basis. But, some things really bother me. I was playing a generation one game, and I was fighting one of the powerful legendary birds, Zapdos. Zapdos beat the crap out of me. Okay, i accept that I lost, but, here's what bugged me. "Brandon is out of useable Pokemon! Brandon panicked and lost $3000!" ............WTH? Sure, I would panich if an electrical bird beat up my Pokemon, but how do you just lose $3000? I'm sure I would try to grab some of that money before I ran away. Also, how did I lose it in the first place? Am I like, carrying all of my money in my hand? For Pete's sake, in this game I have a backpack that can carry a BICYCLE, but I can't keep money in it? Also, I was surfing to Cinnabar Island on the back of my level 40 Blastoise, and I was attacked by a level 6 Tentacool. I picked 'Run Away'. Here's what blew my mind. "Can't Escape!"......Why not? I'm riding on the back of a giant turtle, who has guns for shoulders, and I can't escape from a jellyfish?

2) People who randomly stop in the middle of the hallway. Okay, we've all walked behind someone like this. You're going to your next class and ....BAM! The dude in front of you stops dead. What the crap, man? It makes me want to start carrying a taser around, just so when someone stops in front of me, I can just zap them, and poof, problem solved.

3) Movies about ghetto kids who solve all of their problems by break dancing. Do I really need to explain this one? Okay, you're a poor, oppressed ghetto kid, and some guy just called you a name. What do you do? Well, it's an age old question, and it seems the answer is to say, "IT'S ON!!" and bust some funky fly moves all up in their face. Um...no? Your ridiculous full body seizure is probably why they called you a name in the first place. Next time, just walk away, champ. If someone made me mad, and I called them a name, and they started dancing, I'd be confused. I'd most likeyl just walk away, or dump some water on them.

So, what are some things that just confuse the heck out of you guys?