User blog comment:Lalainee/If Pokemon were real.../@comment-1153194-20110416024612

I was considering some of my favorite Pokemon, but didn't suggest them as I thought of why they wouldn't work. I thought I'd share why. Vespiquen... I thought she'd be cool to have around, but it'd mean her having her combees constantly around. I don't think she has a stinger, but still... The thought of a giant bee hanging around is not pleasant.

Wailord... Um... My bathtub isn't big enough.

Glaceon... While Glaceon is cute, I can't help but to think that trying to pet it would leave me cold... In fact, I thought it would leave my entire atmosphere pretty cold, and uninhabitable.

Chandelure... Well... It's pretty... I think it would be pretty dangerous to have a ghost fire type hanging around... And apparently it steals souls from it's victims, or whatever (according to its pokedex entry). o_O