User blog:Mister.. E./It's an Age-Old Thing

Alright, this blog took a lot of courage on my part to make.

I... haven't been entirely truthful about my age.

Ever since I had been here I was afraid of predators mostly, but in September 2012 or so, I was feeling just about okay to tell you, then Jess's thing happened, and I got scared again, but, with help from a couple users, I am about to tell you the deep dark secret....

I'm not 18.

I'm 14.

I lied mainly due to security, it was supposed to be a one time lie, but it got out of hand. But I've also been insecure about myself for a long time, so when people on the wiki began asking... I made up a life, so to speak. I have been deeply regretting it for so long, and I've wanted to tell for so long, but I couldn't. I was too scared.

The only reason I'm doing this is because I accidentally confided it in Dyna, and then he confided it in Toad, who told me to just go for it, so I will thank him for managing to give me the courage to do this.

Today is not my birthday either, also a lie for security, though I didn't mean for it to conflict with aformentioned Toad's actual birthday, sorry about that, and Happy Birthday.

For all those who may be offended, I am deeply sorry about it, and I have regretted it for so long, and I am still scared about reactions even as I am typing this now, I just hope you will understand. I hope you don't hate me, because I am still the same person, and I really do consider some of you my friends.

But you probably won't. You'll probably mock me like Jess, or Nate, or anyone else who's done something slightly wrong. So, if you want to make fun of me because of this, go right on ahead, I don't care. If you don't want me here anymore, I'm okay, I'll just leave. At least I can leave knowing you actually know the full story...

So, that's it. Thank you to Dyna and Toad for not telling people behind my back and actually helping me out about this.

I'm sorry.

--Mr. E