User blog:Jkl9817/Jkl's satiric blog post number 3: The Total Drama Danger rankings

Hey, everyone. I have recently posted two satires. The second one was quite a success; Sprink himself said he liked it and a lot of people said it was really funny. But what surprised me was the first one, which grew into a huge success: Gigi loved it (!!) and said it was "brilliant", not to mention the nine other people who praised it, so yo might be guessing how inflated my ego is right now. The third post in this series will be, for I need to take a break from parodying "serious" stories, a character rankings for Cavi74's so-called story, Total Drama Danger. The grammar mistakes are purposeful, for the record.

The Total Drama Danger character rankings!!!!
24. Willian Because I Never Seed He do Nothing and he look like Alejandro that I hate xP

23. Monique Because She Win of Blake and i Wanted BLAKE to win!!!! monique Stupid!!!!

22. Linda Because she is Blonde and she falled in the lake radioactive and she Eliminated. oh and She Look like Serena!!!

21. Serena Because she scare me!!! and she look like Linda and the girls throwed pillows in Her and Daniel haved to carry her

20. Boxe because He is so mean and i think his hair is green

19. Melissa Because She love her stepbrother!!!! eech!!!

18. Kevin because... um... IDK

17. Leanne because shes weird and haves a weird Name.

16. Alice because she wear a sailor suit!! ugh!

15. Ruan because His clothes red

14. Patrícia because IDK what that thing in the I mean and she look like a library and she fall in mood in I know what you think, the same thing I

13. Emma Because shes Look Like heather and she and Bridge are so cute!!!!

12. Bridge because He And Emma are so cute !! but his name is weird. Xp 11. Erick because his clothes are without fun and hes third place but IDK how hes eliminated. 10. Ashton because he look like Erick

9. Scarlett Because she ROCKS!!! b!Ut her hair is purple and ugly and horrible. And shes agoth, i think.

8. Alex because I forget of him... xP and he wear a sailor suit like Alice!!!!! ugh.

7. Jessica because shes of peaceeee.

6. Mikey Because he look like Tyler and i <3 tyler. 5. Daniel because hes okay and hes four place

4. Lion because hes hot and hes the only one that isnt too cold!!! 3. Macey because she wear glasses and I Like Glasses!!! Glasses WTF! but i don't have sure of who she is

2. Cassie because Omg. Shes so Beautiful!!! and she look like my friend also!

1. Blake Because I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes Perfect!!!!!!

Cavi your fic is the best!!!!

'''Apology note: Well, if you're Cavi74 or a fan of Cavi74's work, then... well, to be honest, I guess I have nothing to tell you. It is what it is. Just please don't feel offended. Also, sorry if you're disappointed because I covered a minor story in this post (though you have to admit TDDanger would sooner or later provide material for a parody), but the next one will (hopefully) be on a major one. Thank you for reading.'''