User blog:Mrdaimion/1,870 Edits! (A Joke Blog. :B)

I've done it. I've finally reached the milestone most users can only dream of. I've finally gotten 1,870 edits! Amazing, right? So, I promptly decided that there's only one thing to do: Make a big blog to celebrate! This blog will be filled with awesomeness, sexiness, naked girls (Apparently porn's "illegal" on wiki... <-<) and over all the best thing in the history of the universe! So stop whatever you're doing and read this amazing blog now! (Or we will find you...)

Biography
Mrdaimion joined the wiki on a certain date, no-one's sure (no-one ever cared enough to actually check). He wrote some stories no-one really cares about (except for Mutant Academy, but a billion fans almost killed him when he cancelled it). He's debatably the weirdest user on the wiki, what with his secret flying rabbit army that he's one day planning to use to take over the wiki. He's also known for the fact that HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER INNE THOUSAND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derived from Wikipedia.

Shout-Outs
No blog is complete without these, right?

Mrdaimion - For teaching me that it is, in fact, possible to be awesomer then Chuck Norris.

Kesha - For teaching me that if I want to become famous, all I need to do is become auto-tuned and a tranny.[

Charlie Sheen - For giving me all that tigers blood to feed my flying rabbit army help with my homework. Yeah. That's what the blood was for.

[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Made_This_One_Up Bob Werthington] - For living in my basement all of those years.

Story Preview
Now, I'm sure that all of you (five of you? Two? One? Sigh...) are aware of my story, Stranded. Well, because I'm just that nice, I decided this would be a good oppritunity to use the same cheap trick I used to get Mutant Academy popular give you all a super special preview of what is sure to be an awesome story. Are you ready? Here goes:

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I hope you enjoy all I've written for the story so far, I really love it. It represents the constant fight withing ourselves, fighting off our inner demons... Hopefully, that did a good job of getting you pumped up for the story.

Wiki Proposals
Now, I remember an old fad where people would make dumb joke blogs about new wiki rules. Now, those rules were all stupid. So, I've made some honest proposals to help improve the wik (consider them the "Ten Comandments), and I hope the admins will consider making them rules: I hope you all will think over these. :)
 * 1) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 2) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 3) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 4) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 5) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 6) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 7) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 8) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 9) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.
 * 10) Treat Mrdaimion like a God.

Closing
So, before I end this blog, I have one more thing to say:

I'm really bad at ending blogs.