User blog:Ben109/The Best Improv RP Ever Known

SO I'm just gonna set this up and then you all can read it yourself. I was on chat and SG said something about Jkl being his dad. Then I pretended to be SG's mawm and Jkls wife. Eventually Reddy shows up revealing that me and him are also married. Hilarity ensues yadda yadda.

And that was it I hope you enjoyed. I alwys love doing this in chat. :P ANy ideas on where this can go?
 * What if Jkl was like my dad IRL and I'd never know
 * 8:01 Ben109 Dood
 * He is
 * And Ime ur mawm
 * Jkl109
 * 8:01 Shadowgeoff JklxBen OTP
 * 8:01 Jkl9817 I'm Brazilian. I'm in Brazil
 * 8:02 Shadowgeoff Saw that coming, TBH
 * 8:02 Ben109 I had a Brazilian once
 * 8:02 Jkl9817 So that means yeah, me and Ben have been having a rough few years
 * 8:02 Ben109 ANd I speak spanish
 * CLose enugh hun
 * 8:02 Ben109 kish meh
 * 8:02 Shadowgeoff Too bad Brazil doesn't @Ben
 * 8:02 Jkl9817 Amen.
 * 8:02 Ben109 Sorry son but yo dad doesn't luv me @SG
 * 8:02 Jkl9817 Well, you cheated on me first @Ben
 * 8:03 Ben109 IT WAS A DOG
 * AND I WAS EXPERIMENTING
 * 8:03 Jkl9817 THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE
 * 8:03 Jkl9817 DON'T YOU SEE
 * 8:03 Shadowgeoff I'M SENDING YOU GUYS TO COUPLES THERAPY
 * 8:03 Ben109 I just let him sniff a little lower
 * 8:03 Ben109 ANd now I'm a bad person
 * Reddude has joined the chat.
 * 8:04 Ben109 Jkl I wanna go into counseling with you
 * 8:04 Ben109 So I can believe in life after love
 * 8:04 Jkl9817 Oh, and I wonder WHO'S GONNA PAY for that? @Ben
 * 8:04 Ben109 THE DAWG DAMNIT
 * (Accidently deleted something. Dra said something about an RP idea meh bawd)
 * 8:05 Ben109 OH SO YOU CLAP FOR HIM
 * 8:05 Ben109 BUT WHEN I MADE PEANUT BUTTER PANTS ITS STUPID!
 * 8:05 Jkl9817 YOU ARE AN ADULT.
 * 8:05 Ben109 WHy don't you believe in my inventions!
 * 8:05 Jkl9817 YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE LIKE ONE.
 * 8:05 Ben109 THE DOG LIKED IT!
 * 8:06 Shadowgeoff And then everything went quiet.
 * 8:06 Jkl9817 I have been keeping up with your delusionals inventions for the past 20 years!!
 * 8:06 Ben109 SOrry son
 * 8:06 Jkl9817 I have had it!
 * delusional
 * 8:06 Ben109 NOT IN FRONT OF THWE CHILD DAMNIT!
 * 8:06 Jkl9817 Nicole Kidman is knocked over by a bike and reacts like a bit of a diva
 * 8:06 Ben109 HE CAN'T TAKE LOUD NOISES
 * 8:06 Jkl9817 #sorelevant
 * 8:07 Ben109 I am tired of your random news articles!
 * 8:07 Jkl9817 STOP OVERPROTECTING THE KID
 * THAT WON'T DO HIM ANY GOOD
 * 8:07 Ben109 HE IS MY BABY BOO THATS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU
 * RIGHT?@SG
 * 8:07 Jkl9817 And at least I READ the news
 * Unlike some people and their "People" magazines
 * 8:07 Ben109 I WATCH THE E NETWORK
 * 8:07 Jkl9817 THAT IS MY POINT
 * 8:08 Reddude The sun shined brightly over the shores of Wawanakwa Heights; four peoples’ lives were about take a dramatic, everlasting turn down the road to insanity. Reddy stood about four feet tall, with a mess of red hair and an eager grin on his face. Fire chuckled ever-so diabolically while slowly rubbing his hands together. Sunny stood idly with his arms folded and an uninterested look on his face. Rhonda jumped up and down excitedly, her zany purple hair bouncing up and down.
 * (^^ Kept because it is brought up and turns into an argument)
 * 8:08 Ben109 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MILEY WAS AT THE VMAS!
 * 8:08 Reddude spam
 * 8:08 Jkl9817 Lovely @Reddy
 * 8:08 Reddude ikr
 * I'm so detailed and amazing
 * 8:08 Ben109 Oh don't take it as a compliment
 * HE's being sarcastic
 * He never loves anything
 * >_>
 * 8:08 Jkl9817 OH SO NO I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOME FAME BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO
 * 8:08 Shadowgeoff Am I in this ;D @Red
 * 8:09 Jkl9817 I never realized was a censored word, lol
 * 8:09 Ben109 WHYNo son
 * 8:09 Shadowgeoff Wait, is this like a parody soap opera based on the wiki
 * 8:09 Reddude you could be @SG
 * 8:09 Ben109 Uncle Reddy hates us
 * 8:09 Reddude eh kindaish
 * 8:09 Shadowgeoff If not, I'm totally making that
 * 8:09 Reddude @SG
 * 8:09 Jkl9817 Just because I didn't like your waffle machine...
 * 8:09 Ben109 SG
 * 8:09 Jkl9817 Doesn't mean I don't like anything
 * 8:09 Ben109 We should make a sitxcom about are family
 * Like a reality show
 * 8:09 Jkl9817 A sitcom, maybe
 * 8:10 Ben109 And everyone can see how much of an ASS your dad is!
 * 8:10 Jkl9817 If it's not multi-camera
 * 8:10 Shadowgeoff I'll make Jkl like Fez from That '70s Show 'cause no one knows where he's from
 * 8:10 Jkl9817 And on FX
 * 8:10 Ben109 >_>
 * 8:10 Jkl9817 BUT A REALITY SHOW IS OUT OF QUESTION
 * 8:10 Ben109 HERE COMES SG BOO BOO
 * 8:10 Ben109 IS A PERFECT IDEA!
 * 8:10 Jkl9817 Okay that was funny...
 * 8:10 Ben109 Thank you
 * 8:11 Ben109 SG
 * 8:11 Ben109 What do you think we should do
 * 8:11 Ben109 A sitcom or reality tv show?
 * 8:11 Jkl9817 SG we're getting a divorce
 * 8:12 Ben109 WOAH
 * 8:12 Jkl9817 Who do you want to live with
 * 8:12 Ben109 WOAH
 * 8:12 Ben109 WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK BAEB
 * 8:12 Reddude ....Ben
 * 8:12 Reddude you're married to Jkl?
 * But
 * 8:12 Jkl9817 I can't stand living under the same roof as you anymore.
 * 8:12 Reddude WE are married
 * I thought
 * 8:12 Ben109 Wait what?
 * 8:12 Jkl9817 WAIT WHAT
 * I KNEW IT
 * 8:12 Ben109 Oh noe
 * 8:12 Reddude OH MY GOD
 * 8:12 Ben109 Reddy
 * 8:12 Reddude BEN
 * HOW COULD YOU
 * 8:12 Jkl9817 YOU CHEATING BTARD
 * 8:12 Ben109 I SAID YOU WERE A DAWG
 * 8:12 Ben109 SO HE WOULDN'T FIND OUT!
 * 8:13 Jkl9817 HEY REDDY LET'S GO AND BEAT HIM UP
 * 8:13 Reddude I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
 * YES @JKL
 * 8:13 Ben109 Not infort of the baeby
 * 8:13 Reddude ...
 * 8:13 Ben109 SG don't look@
 * 8:13 Jkl9817 HE CAN HANDLE IT!
 * 8:13 Ben109 D:
 * 8:13 Reddude WE NEVER HAD A BABY
 * 8:13 Ben109 YOU SAID
 * YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO GET FAT!
 * 8:13 BrunoSomebody ...
 * 8:13 Ben109 I told you I wanted to have kids Reddy!
 * 8:14 Reddude I WAS SAYING THAT SO YOU WOULDN'T GET ANY FATTER THAN YOU ALREADY WERE
 * 8:14 Ben109 But ever since the firework accident you can't keep up!
 * 8:14 Jkl9817 YOU WANTED TO HAVE KIDS WITH TWO PEOPLE
 * WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU
 * 8:14 Ben109 I WANT ALL THE KIDS!
 * I AM A MATERNAL PERSON!
 * Just ask Bruno
 * 8:14 Jkl9817 WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RAISE THEM BY YOURSELF AND WITHOUT TEETH
 * 8:14 Reddude ...
 * BRUNO TOO?
 * 8:14 Ben109 He's my son
 * 8:14 Jkl9817 Wait what
 * 8:14 Reddude BEN HOW MANY AFFAIRS DO YOU HAVE OMG
 * 8:14 Jkl9817 BRUNO
 * 8:14 Ben109 THe one I had with Reddy
 * 8:15 BrunoSomebody I am married to Denise Martin
 * 8:15 Jkl9817 You had a son?
 * 8:15 Ben109 I got secretly pregnant with Reddy
 * WHen that sperm bank blew up
 * 8:15 BrunoSomebody Yes @jkl
 * 8:15 Ben109 You have to understand
 * 8:15 Jkl9817 So that means Ben has grandkids.
 * Ben and Reddy have grandkids.
 * 8:15 BrunoSomebody Ben is a bad mother btw >:(
 * 8:15 Jkl9817 SG HAVE KIDS NOW OR I'LL KILL ALL THE PEOPLE
 * 8:15 Ben109 I HAD TO LEAVE YOU
 * 8:16 Reddude Ben
 * is it that hard
 * 8:16 Ben109 BECAUSE YOU WERE LUMPY!
 * 8:16 Reddude to stay out of everyone's pants
 * 8:16 Ben109 It was five dollahs!
 * 8:16 Jkl9817 Gosh.
 * 8:16 Ben109 I aint gonna pass up on that!
 * SutaOtononami has joined the chat.
 * 8:16 Jkl9817 SG IS CONVENIENTLY AWAY
 * 8:16 Ben109 Suta
 * Don't
 * 8:16 SutaOtononami Uggh, my internet.
 * 8:16 Ben109 Tell
 * Them
 * 8:16 Jkl9817 ^^^@Suta
 * 8:17 SutaOtononami ;-;
 * 8:17 Ben109 Jkl this is all becuase you didn't believe in me
 * 8:17 Ben109 And Reddy didn't like my baby fat
 * 8:17 Jkl9817 Oh, don't make up excuses.
 * 8:17 Jkl9817 You know you're a cheater
 * 8:17 Jkl9817 Someone should save this chatlog tbh (Welcome hun ;))
 * 8:17 Ben109 Oh yeah?
 * 8:18 Ben109 At least I'd be famous if I was on cheaters
 * 8:18 Ben109 And not with a proctologist like you!
 * 8:18 Jkl9817 OH YOU AND YOUR FAME OBSESSION
 * 8:18 Ben109 I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW MY NAME!
 * 8:19 Reddude ....RalphZ? @Ben
 * 8:19 Ben109 Never again
 * 8:19 SutaOtononami o-o
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 So uh
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 I have to go eat guys
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 Bye y'all
 * 8:19 Ben109 Bye hun
 * 8:19 Mister.. E. aw bye JKL
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 EXCEPT BEN. >:((
 * 8:19 Ben109 So Red
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 *eat, guys
 * Not "eat guys"
 * 8:19 Ben109 Wanna maek out?
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 ¬¬
 * 8:19 Jkl9817 don't even. @ben
 * 8:20 Ben109 WELL IF YOU COULD KEEP UP
 * 8:20 BrunoSomebody bye jkl
 * 8:20 Ben109 I WOULDN'T NEED REDDY "FIRECRACKER" DUDE
 * 8:20 Jkl9817 Bye illegitimate son of my husband
 * D
 * 8:20 Ben109 BRuno
 * Jkl9817 won't be here, anymore.
 * 8:20 Ben109 How is that sewer drain I left you in
 * 8:21 BrunoSomebody Dra adopted me @ben
 * 8:20 Jkl9817 Bye illegitimate son of my husband
 * D
 * 8:20 Ben109 BRuno
 * Jkl9817 won't be here, anymore.
 * 8:20 Ben109 How is that sewer drain I left you in
 * 8:21 BrunoSomebody Dra adopted me @ben