User:Rhonda the stalker fan!

Hi, I'm Rhonda. Im such a fan of these fanfictions and a huge lover of Total Drama. I love the stories on here so I decided I should join. I'm an okay writer but i enjoy it. I'm a real sweet girl (or at least I hope I am) just a little weird is all. I'm know for writing extremely long comments and please don't take offense to them as they only mean I'm really interested. If I don't write extremely long comments don't take offense. It does not mean I'm not interested. It means I have trouble expressing my opinion (I'm not the best with words), am tired or think my comment sums up everything I wanted to say. I'm a lover of romance (though am horrible at it). I love how sweet, dramatic and heartwarming love can be. I also love comedy. I'm a big fan of Mad, SNL, MadTV AND AMY POHELER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Parks and Recreations is my favorite show (it even tops total drama). But I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm also very dumb. I know I ask to many questions just be patient because even though the answer's obvious I probably will never figure it out. I'm also bad with a lot of technical stuff with the wiki but I'm trying to improve. Like I said above I have trouble expressing my opinion a lot so my comments might not sound right. I'm also a really bad speller and horrible with grammar. I love reality shows too. And there is nothing I love more than a shocking elimination because I feel eliminations should be suspenseful and surprising. So in a nutshell thats me. XD I really love this place and the people here.

My Signatures
This is not updated completley. I'll update the others later.
 * 1) Baby could we make a home in the stars, Baby somewhere in a galaxy far, Ohh, ohhh, ohh you're my future love &lt;3  Unknown beginning- July 23rd 2011
 * 2) Be prepared for the murkiest scam! Meticulous planning, Tenacity spanning, Decades of denial, Is simply why I'll, Be queen undisputed! Respected, saluted, And seen for the wonder I am!  July 23rd 2011- July 30th 2011
 * 3) Hello, hello! It's me Picasso! I will spray my words of love. With your name on every wall. &lt;3  July 30th 2011-August 7th 2011
 * 4) Oh, come on. I bought KFC. It pretends to be southern, you pretend to be southern.  Don't go there!  August 8th 2011- October 29th 2011
 * 5)  Your heart, your heart abandoned. Your wrong now bear the shame. Like dead trees in cold December nothing but ashes remain. Oh Ember, so warm and tender, you will remember my name! October 29th 2011- December 17th 2011
 * 6) Now you’ve got one hand. Look around, floating town. Tell a baby to talk to the hand!  December 17 2011-Unknown

My Fanfictions
Total Drama What The Heck?- My first fanfic. Currently on chapter eight.

Total Drama Fairytales- My first collab with my buddy Lulu. Currently on chapter three.

Total Drama Idiots- A collab I'm one of the authors on, it's a lot fun and a good read! Currently on chapter four.

Total Drama: Pointless and Random- I wrote a chapter and may write another.

The Twelve Stories of Christmas!- A christmas story, on hiatus. Probably during November I'll pick it back up. Currently on chapter one.

Friends
Please feel free to add your name.


 * 1) Making detailed comments and having offbeat senses of humor are things we have in common, and I'm always happy to recognize a fan of my work. You can "stalk" me (figuratively, of course) anytime. Gideoncrawle  I have a song to sing, O!  Sing me your song, O!  A wandering minstrel, I-- 06:26, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) Definitely. You're a good friend, and fan of my stories! &quot;I once saw him juggle a baby, a bowling ball, and an olive. It was made extra hard because the baby pooped.&quot; 12:38, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * 3) Rhonda, I can't believe we became friends over a discussion of Gustavo's placings. XD I hope it&#39;s candy! Or a whole bunch of shoes! Or shoes made of candy! 15:22, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * 4) Like Gid said, feel free to "stalk" me anytime! XD You're very supportive, funny, and very friendly and considerative. I'm happy to be friends with u. :D ♪I wish that I could have this moment 4 life♫ ♪Whenever you call, baby I&#39;ll roll up♫ ♪After a hurricane comes a rainbow♫ 21:38, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * 5) A great newer user, and a good friend. Got it memorized?  Got what memorized?  I have no idea.  23:19, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
 * 6) You seem really nice, and you chose my character design for TDWTH? Omg.Chacha is mah name, being sarcastic is mah game! 00:03, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 7) Hecks yah! :D -- Spotted at the hottest shows, interview on Charlie Rose,  they all want a piece of you!  22:31, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * 8) Anyone who knows you could spend hours and hours talking to you. You are so nice and someone with a great sense of humor. Everyone should be friends with you. ;)  Being spotted by the paparazzi  It's Lindsay, not from TD!  04:48, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * 9) Your very helpful :DDDD Show me YOUR love! Show me YOUR smile! 05:32, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 * 10) WHY NOT? Oops, caps fail.  Jay Kay Ell  Nine Eight   One Seven  Eye-hurting colors FTW. 18:52, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * 11) Stalker? XD, I never imagine you as that. Good writer and friend. :D --HINT:A AWESOME USER, that loves Chatango and Chatting but wonders, what's with Cyan? 03:30, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * 12) Gideon has told me a lot about you. I'm going to enjoy reading your stories, and humor is my favorite style to read. Can't wait to talk with you! JustLittleOlMe 03:06, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * 13) ~ TOAST! The   Toast Monsteress   Is  Amused..:3  07:06, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * 14) You're a nice girl and I read Total Drama What The Heck? (Well, only the first episode) and I though it was AWESOME! Keep up the good work! Hello, fellow wiki nothings! Watch out, cuz one by one, you`ll all be my servants 03:23, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
 * 15) Can u be my friend? :) We interrupt this program   to give you this urgent message.   Golf Ball's a bossybot.  14:04, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
 * 16) That's a very nice Friends list you have there. Shame if something bad were to happen to it. ;D Talking to the girl with the broken smile...  Asking if she'd like to stay a while, yeah... 14:12, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
 * 17) Definitely! ~ Kgman04! ♪ Talk! ♫ Contribs! 23:39, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
 * 18) I'm late. You know. Traffic.... Jake:  Breathe, Feel, Love   Life  05:19, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
 * 19) YES! :D ♥EvaBridgetteGwenRocks♥  -Is the greatest athlete EVER!-Trust me, she's that awesome!  05:05, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
 * 20) I can not believe I didn't do this yet. I'm so sorry, Rhonda! You're one of my besties on this wiki! :D --Lulucas777 05:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
 * 21) You are a great writer, and is very hilarious. Bruno!   Talk!   Editcount!  20:18, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
 * 22) I'M NOT ON HERE?!?!?! When we do good, no one remembers. When we do bad, no one forgets.  00:42, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * 23) Friendly user and great writer! I hope to write a fanfiction with you one day! ;3--<font color="mediumaquamarine">What doesn't  <font color="darkseagreen">kill you   makes you stronger.  10:53, March 19, 2012 (UTC)

Main Canon
Characters from my main canon. They were designed by Reddy :D:

R&L Series
These characters are from my collab series with Lulu. They were also designed by Lulu :D: (Will expand upon)