User blog comment:1dra7/Literal Thinking - Volume Three/@comment-2151472-20130210204002

Mystery Diagnosis:

Answer: You're sick

Stolen TV:

Possible Answer One: Not where it's supposed to be

Possible Answer Two: Not there

Possible Answer Three: Gone

Possible Answer Four: With the Robber

Link's Awakening:

Answer: Link respawns when he dies, so, you respawn.