Total Drama: Cruise

Chris runs into sight. He says, "Welcome fans, fanatics, and favorites! As you may recall, our island sunk deep under water two seasons ago. We thought, in honor of our dear islands demise, we'd go with a season dedicated to the dark ocean! For this season, our producers took the liberty of getting us a brand new cruise ship! For me! For our shark mea— I mean competitors, they got us a mini remake of the Titanic! (In marketing voice) Complete with cannonball sized holes, certain to make this competition...'interesting'!" Chris laughed manically. Chris then says, "We attempted to fish our old island out of the deep ocean, but during the attempt, and after, we lost three interns." Then, an intern holding a trey with a smoothie falls through a weak point in the cruise ship. Chris stared down the hole, leading to the water below and says, "Make that four. Ha ha! This is gonna be gooood! Now, the moment you've all been waiting for: time to meet the cast! Chef, if you will kindly throw our contestants onto this safe-ish mattress while I introduce them!" Chef smiled, mischievously. He picked up a male contestant with a rainbow shirt and a peace sign on it. He said, "Wow, man! Keep the peace! Don't be enrag—AH AHHHHH!!!" Chris laughed and said, "Meet Loui! Our first contestant straight from the '70s! If you will please stand over there. Carful, there are weak points..." Chef threw another contestant, wearing a grey, fur, long-sleeve shirt, same thing for pants, and paw shaped shoes. She landed on her feet and hands. She meowed and said, "I am Cat! Her me hiss!" Cat hissed. Chris said, "This is Kath, nicknamed Cat. She acts like, looks like, and could be mistaken for, a cat. Cat, over there, please!" Chef