User blog:Mrdaimion/(Mini-)Rant - Dead Babies Facebook Page

Okay, this will be a bit of a smaller rant, but I've been seeing it everywhere recently and cause it's getting on my nerves a lot... Time to tell you all about it.

Warning: Cursing will be in this blog.

Introduction
Okay, so basically, for those of you who haven't heard, there's a Dead Baby Jokes page on Facebook. I don't mind this page, honestly, Dead Baby jokes can be funny- for example "what's the difference between onions and dead babies? You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby." I find that funny, I laughed at it, and though I can understand you not liking Dead Baby Jokes.

I'm not talking about the people who don't just dislike the page, though. I'm talking about the hordes of people who want to remove it.

Idiots Who Want to Remove the Page
Okay, well, first off, if you honestly want to remove a page just for having a morbid sense of humor, you're probably not too bright to begin with. But first off, this page hasn't posted a joke in over a year, so why even remove it? But okay, let's look at two dumb people who do want to remove the page:

''I am a wife to a soldier in the army and i am currently writing a letter to the prime minister and informing him of this disgusting page, i will not rest until i see this on the news, i will go to newspapers the lot, these people will not get away with this... Sorry love but im pretty sure the prime minister is already aware of those things especially war as he sent my husband to fight it for him! Dont talk to me about morals and standards, i just wish for my children to grow up in a world without sick people who create dead baby joke pages and if its one less person in the world who could be a potential murderer or child abuser then my concious is clear. Dont see you writing to the prime minister about wars, child abuse, poverty or homelessness so get off your high horse.''


 * - Comment left on a page I'll get to later, with over 35 total likes.

Okay, why is this stupid? Well, first off, they have horrible grammar- however, let's cut them some slack and explain why the message idea makes them an idiot.

First off, in my opinion, wanting a page to be removed a year after it made any jokes is already a little ridiculous, much less actually wanting the Prime Minister to honestly look over your letter and remove it.

Also, if this girl honest to God thinks that this will cause killers and child abusers... She's really fucking stupid. What causes those are people being sick fucks or child abusers, not a morbid sense of humor. And besides, removing this page won't stop all Dead Baby Jokes, believe it or not, they were around before Facebook- if anything, this would cause more "killers and child abusers" since all the attention the page is getting is helping more people find out about the jokes.

But let's move onto the page she left the comment on, Put an End to The Dead Baby Jokes Page. As to why this is stupid... Well, a comment I already left on there should explain it:

... You do realize how hypocritical you are, right?

''You say that this page is "pure evil" for making hypothetical possibly offensive jokes, yet you're totally fine with hypothetical possible offensive jokes when it's -Racist- instead. Besides, you do know situations like this is the point of humor in the first place, right? It takes serious stuff and turns it into jokes so that instead of crying or being scared of it, we laugh.

''Also, you're not as good and righteous as you seem to think, considering you called Cell a "fat fuck" and "motherfucker" for disagreeing with you (and bringing up valid points why he thought deleting it was pointless).

Conclusion
These people must have just visited Vlad the Impaler, what with the stick shoved so far up their ass.