User blog:EnTrey/Trey Talks Survivor

Yes. I must talk about one of the most important topics in our great country. Survivor.

Episode 1
While I only saw the second half of this episode, I've read recaps, so I know what happens. Here are some scattered ideas in bullet format.
 * First off, Jeff Kent's knee, that may med-evac him (talk about irony, hurr durr).
 * Angie is hotter than ever (okay, really just as hot, but who cares).
 * Zane tries to form alliance with EVERYONE (including Honey Boo Boo, Kelly's artificial leg, and Petey Pirahna). Not the best strategy, considering you can't take 6 people to the final 3.
 * Jonathan already on the outs. I'm surprised the young'uns on his tribe want him out instead of grumpy old Jeff Kent.
 * RC's laugh: Made me shoot myself, then I went to a Hell where that laugh played nonstop, then I woke up, realized it was all a dream, then realized it wasn't a dream, woke up again, and threw up.
 * Skupin injuring himself: This guy really wants to be med-evaced. How sad...
 * I personally loved the immunity challenge. The last few seasons have had a challenge theme of "Tiles", but it seems they've brought back the "Water" theme.
 * Zane's strategy: ...WTF?
 * Tribal: I, for one, understood Zane's onion analogy, and thought Russell was going home (screwing over his entire tribe in the process), but alas, it was Zane, the Onion Boy.

Power Rankings
Yep.

TANDANG: MATSING: KALABAW:
 * 1) ​Pete- As much as this guy seems like a duckbag (as I will call it), he's in the best position on his tribe, because he's too much of a physical asset to boot.
 * 2) RC- She's safe, being in the Young'un Alliance. She's a bigger physical asset than Abi, putting her ahead.
 * 3) Abi-Maria- See above, minus that second sentence.
 * 4) Mike- I can see him being med-evaced again. I hope not, however.
 * 5) Artis- If Mike, who is a fangirl for Lisa, can convince his tribe not to eliminate Lisa, Artis will go by default.
 * 6) Lisa- Most likely gone, unless Mike can save her.
 * 1) Denise- I can't imagine any scenarios where she is eliminated. Totally safe.
 * 2) Malcolm- He's a big physical and mental asset, but he's below Denise on the off-chance Angie is a mastermind strategist bent on eliminating the threats.
 * 3) Roxy- See Malcolm, except she may be eliminated for being to Bible-y...ish.
 * 4) Russell- While, unless his tribemates are complete idiots (which is a possibility) he'll be kept for being a big physical asset.
 * 5) Angie- She's the weakest on her tribe, and I don't think her boobs will save her butt (see what I did there?)
 * 1) Carter- Too much of a physical asset, along with his great social game. Totally safe.
 * 2) Dana- Has done nothing of note. GOOD SIGN!
 * 3) Katie- She may be picked to go instead of Dawson if Penner plays the idol.
 * 4) Jeff- Does anyone else smell MED-EVAC?
 * 5) Dawson- If Penner finds that idol and uses it, she's most likely going.
 * 6) Penner- He needs to find that idol. I think he can do it, though.

​Current Full-Season Predictions:
Episode 2: Tandang loses. Despite Michael's efforts, Lisa is the outsider, and is voted out 4-2.

RC- Lisa

Lisa- Artis

Skupin- Artis

Artis- Lisa

Pete- Lisa

Abi-Maria- Lisa

Episode 3: Matsing loses. Angie is deemed the weakest link.

Russell- Angie

Angie- Russell

Roxie- Angie

Denise- Angie

Malcolm- Angie

Episode 4: Kalabaw loses. Penner plays his idol when his tribemates split the vote to get rid of the annoying Dawson.

Penner- Dawson

Jeff- Dawson

Katie- Penner

Dana- Dawson

Dawson- Penner

Carter- Dawson

Episode 5: Tribes merge into two.

New Matsing: Russell, Denise, Malcolm, Penner, Abi-Maria, Dana, Jeff

New Kalabaw: Skupin, Pete, Artis, RC, Roxy, Carter, Katie

Matsing loses. Jeff and Dana tell their new tribemates about how much of a scemer Jonathan is, and Jonathan is blindsided.

Denise- Jonathan

Jeff- Jonathan

Abi-Maria- Jonathan

Dana- Jonathan

Malcolm- Jonathan

Penner- Jeff

Russell- Jonathan

Episode 6: Jeff is med-evaced due to his leg.

Episode 7: Matsing loses. The original Matsing members gang up on Abi and eliminate her.

Abi-Maria- Russell

Dana- Russell

Russell- Abi-Maria

Malcolm- Abi-Maria

Denise- Abi-Maria

Episode 8: MERGE. The old tribes all band together against eachother, Kalabaw at 3, Matsing and Tandang at 4 people left. Carter wins immunity, and Kalabaw and Matsing both vote for Pete, the biggest physical threat besides Carter.

Malcolm- Pete

Pete- Malcolm

Skupin- Malcolm

Artis- Malcolm

RC- Malcolm

Russell- Pete

Roxy- Pete

Denise- Pete

Carter- Pete

Katie- Pete

Dana- Pete

Episode 9: Malcolm wins immunity, and Kalabaw and Tandang team up to take out one of the 4-member Matsings, and they pick Russell, their leader.

Carter- Russell

Russell- Carter

Dana- Russell

Katie- Russell

Skupin- Russell

Artis- Russell

Denise- Carter

Malcolm- Carter

Roxy- Carter

RC- Russell

Episode 10: Carter wins immunity. Malcolm dupes the gullible Kalabaws to think Skupin is a bigger threat than him, and Skupin goes.

Malcolm- Skupin

Carter- Skupin

Skupin- Malcolm

Denise- Skupin

Dana- Skupin

Artis- Malcolm

RC- Malcolm

Katie- Skupin

Roxy- Skupin

Episode 11: Carter wins another immunity. Malcolm and Denise invite the two remaining Tandangs, Artis and RC into their Matsing alliance. The vote out Dana, who they consider more threatening than Katie.

Katie- Malcolm

Denise- Dana

Carter- Malcolm

Malcolm- Dana

Dana- Malcolm

Artis- Dana

RC- Dana

Roxy- Dana

Episode 12: Carter wins again. The Matsings pick off Katie. BOOM! Double elim. Denise wins. Carter is picked off.

Vote one:

Katie- Malcolm

Carter- Malcolm

Roxy- Katie

Malcolm- Katie

Denise- Katie

Artis- Katie

RC- Katie

Vote two:

Carter- Malcolm

Malcolm- Carter

RC- Carter

Artis- Carter

Denise- Carter

Roxy- Carter

Episode 13: Malcolm wins the first immunity. RC tries to flip Roxie, succeeds, but is eliminated when Artis still votes with the Matsings. Then, Roxy wins the final immunity. Artis is picked off.

Vote one:

RC- Denise

Artis- RC

Denise- RC

Malcolm- RC

Roxie- Denise

Vote two:

Roxie- Artis

Denise- Artis

Artis- Malcolm

Malcolm- Artis

Jury vote:

Pete- Malcolm- Was a cool dude, with a good strategy,

Russell- Denise- Massive respect for her as a person.

Skupin- Malcolm- Played the best game.

Dana- Denise- Real cool lady.

Katie- See above.

Carter- See Pete.

RC- Roxy- Was an ally.

Artis- Denise- See Russell.

DENISE WINS!!!!!