User blog:Bocaj910/My Earliest Writing --- Writing So Bad It's Comedic

Hey everyone! I apologize for the variety of moods we may have felt during my last blog... To make up for that, I'm going to show you my very first stories. I wrote these in Fourth Grade --- three years ago --- so that's why it's going to be terrible.

(All of these are taken from the original versions. The typos are meant to be there)

Summer crach
during summer I got on my bike. I started going I whent eveywhrer then when I was at the end of my driveway I headed back home. When I got close I Tried to slow down but I cuad not. When I got on the porch I tried to get of but if I did the bike waued brake. I ran into my brik wall I fell off my bike I can,t breath or move. never go to fast.

(I particulary loved Summer crach for it was my first story, ever. XD)

I'll add more later. I had to get off, is why.