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Chris McLean gathers up twenty new contestants for another season of Total Drama.

Will they survive each other?

Will they survive Chris' challenges?

Will they survive Chef's slop?

This is Total Drama Brains! A school-themed fanfiction!

School! School! School!

School? School? School?

Grand Prize: $1,000,000,000!

Total Drama... A season-four fanfiction by Mr. Totaldramaman!

Overview
Twenty teenagers signed up for a reality show entitled Total Drama Brains. Total Drama Brains is taking place as the fourth season of Total Drama. Chris divides the twenty into two teams of ten. Every week, they will participate in a challenge. Each challenge will be held in a classroom of the school. In each classroom, there is a big dry erase-board on the wall, entitled the Whiteboard. It will show the standing of te challenge, and other things. After each challenge, one team will win and one team will lose. The losing team will have to be sent to the Detention Ceremony and vote a teammate off. Chris will gave away Golden Apples to each contestant except one. The contestant that didn't receive a Golden Apple, will have to take the Principal's Office of Shame, take the Bus of Losers, and can never come back. However, every week, there will be The Fight For The Immunity Idol a hidden Immunity Idol somewhere in the school. It could be anywhere. The bathroom, the confessional, outside, in a classroom, and so on and so forth. The contestant who claims it is immune for the week. This will keep going on and on, until one Brainiac is left, and wins the $1,000,000,000 grand prize, and win Total Drama Brains.

Contestants
Alissa (The Poor Sport): Even though Alissa's terrible at sports, her label is The Poor Sport, solely because she's a master at revenge and manipulation, and she won't let anyone win over her. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' so she could use the money to buy a pink, hot convertible.

Ariel (The Nice Guy): Ariel is a happy, nice, and sweet individual. Honestly, he'd like everyone to be his friend. He compliments everyone on their excellence, lets everyone use his possessions, and, in general, is just a kind-hearted friend. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to show others that nice people deserve to win something just by being sweet.

Becky (The Psycho): Becky is a nice girl, however, she has crazy side, doing anything she dares to do. She decided to join 'Total Drama Brains' for the thrill, being a dare-devil, and she's gotten herself into a lot of sticky situations in the past resulting in major injuries...to other people of course.

Brandon (The Strategical Genius): Brandon has a moderate life. He loves his family, has great friends, and has a easy-going life. Brandon is someone that could tell you exactly what to do. He is looked upon as the one you can depend on. Get with him and you'll excel; stab him in the back, and you'll pay. He signed up for 'Total Drama Brains' so he could demonstrate these qualities.

Dexter (The Silent Gamer): Dexter is someone who spends every waking moment with some kind of electronic with him. He usually gets so into them that he sometimes ignores others. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to get money for the newest video game.

Eric (The Prankster): Eric was a prankster all his life, he made fart noises, gave out rubber pencils and shocking pens, and even gum that turns your teeth black! He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to relive his pranks as a child.

Katty (The Fanatic): Katty has been watching Total Drama for years. She once held a class called 'Total Drama School'. She made a pop-quiz for Total Drama Island, and all of them passed 'cause of her teaching them about the show. She once spent as long as it took to watch Total Drama Island, Action, and World Tour. She memorizes the Total Drama World Tour songs once after she heard them. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to be in a Total Drama season.

Kurt (The Easy-Going Dude): Kurt is a relaxed person and has a calm attitude. He can easily deal with daily problems that come in his way. Everyday, Kurt would relax on a sofa in his home or on a beach chair when he is outside. On one occasion, Kurt was able to break up a school fight that took place. Kurt’s family consists of a father, mother and a younger sister. Kurt joined 'Total Drama Brains' to show that a relaxed attitude can solve many problems and it can get you somewhere in life.

Le-a (The Introvert): Le-a's a bit of a loner, but mostly because she doesn't trust people. Thinking everyone is either stupid, too judgmental, or otherwise not worthy of her time. She spends a lot of time alone. Le-a is good at drawing, writing, acting, and other methods of self-expression but can only work with people after she gets to know them. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' because her parents thought it would be good for her.

Lillie (The Bossy Uptight Business Lady): Lillie comes from a family of rich business people. She tells everything what to do and doesn't know how to relax and tends to be stressed out. Her family sent her to 'Total Drama Brains' to help her try to relax.

Liz (The Sporty Girl): All her life, Liz always had gotten good grades, never got in trouble at school, or even life, and wasn't really all that popular, until she got caught up in all these extra curricular activities. After she started playing sports, such as tennis and softball, she was among the popular. She still had a nice heart and soul within, but started getting more evil by the day. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' for her interest in education, love for sports, and to show the world what a powerful female could do.

Nalyd (The Evil Strategist): Nalyd does what it takes to get to the end, he's always been like that. He plays to win; No matter what. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' because he wants a billion dollars.

Sabrina (The Competitive Girl): Sabrina does not like to lose, but she will put her friends first in challenges...maybe. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to, of course, try and win the money; She could really use it for college and a trip to Japan.

Sam (The Competitive Chick): After watching the seasons go by on the Total Drama series, Sam laughed as she watched Heather fail miserably at trying to ruin the other competitors chances at winning. Sam knows she can beat Heather, come up with outstanding strategies, and prove herself worthy as the Total Drama champion. That's why she joined 'Total Drama Brains'. She knows she's gonna win... or does she?

Samantha (The Crazy Manipulator): Samantha is a deranged competitor, with some serious problems. However, that doesn't stop her from manipulating people into giving her what she wants. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to take over the world with the billion.

Sean (The Quiet Artist): Sean was very energetic growing up. He slowly rose from being considered a dork to a cool guy. Sean is very self conscious of his art, and only lets his closest friends see it. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' in order to make some friends and get inspiration for art. That, and he was fired from his part time job at Burger King.

Steven (The Weirdo): Steven is a strange person. He's never had a close friend, because he constantly changes his mood towards them. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' because he wanted to get enough money to buy his own robot, dissemble it, then make a toaster out of the remaining parts.

Terry (The Layed Back Guy): Terry is pretty lazy. He doesn't do much. All he does is sleep, watch TV, and go outside an hour a day. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to become more active.

Vanessa (The Hippie): Vanessa is a free spirit who grew up on an organic berry farm along the west coast. Her parents taught her that peace is the best path to take in life, and she reflects that strongly in her interactions with... everyone! She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to spread the message of cosmic love and inner peace... and to win some money to pay for her education.

Webby (The Goofball): Webby is a friendly person, but to some, he is a goofball. He is always the class clown and his teachers have suspended him several times for goofing off. He likes really weird things, including how snakes eat mice, but the reason why he joined 'Total Drama Brains' is to improve and learn more goofy jokes, as well as having fun!

Staff
Chris McLean (The Host): Chris McLean is the host of Total Drama Brains. After all twenty-five contestants' contracts stating only three seasons, Chris decided that he'll add twenty new competitors to the Total Drama gang, and do outrageous challenges.

Chef Hatchet (The Chef): Chef Hatchet is the chef of Total Drama Brains. He is Chris' sidekick. He cooks the worst grub, to which the contestants hate.

Interns (The Interns): The interns are the people of Total Drama Brains who test the challenges. More than half of them continuously get hurt, and can't sue, due to the fine print of their contracts.

Theme Song
(Camera pops out of a textbook in the English room, then out of a soccer ball in the Gymnasium, then out of a chemical in the Chemistry room, then goes to Chris who smiles)

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. (shows the school from a bird's eye view)

You guys are on my mind. (Becky is seen doing somersaults)

You asked me what I wanted to be. (Dexter and Steven high-five each other)

Now I think the answer's plain to see. (Sam and Samantha are fighting for the Immunity Idol)

I wanna be famous! (Katty is seen watching Total Drama Island, "The Sucky Outdoors", while Eric sneaks up behind her back, trying to scare her; Katty grabs Eric and kisses him)

I wanna live close to the sun. (Terry is seen snoring)

Oh pack your bags, 'cause I've already won. (Sean is painting a picture of Liz, to which Le-a barfs at)

Everything to prove, nothing in my way. (Kurt is talking to Nalyd; Nalyd tries to stay awake but keeps snoring)

I'll get there one day. (Ariel is in Alissa's bedroom, talking to her)

'Cause I wanna be famous! (Brandon is thinking of who should be eliminated in the confessional)

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na. (Lillie is on her cell-phone, talking to her best friend)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. (Sabrina is grinning in confessional)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. (Webby and Vanessa are about to kiss, but Chris stops them)

(whistling I wanna be, I wanna be famous) (All contestants, Chris, and Chef, are in the Principal's Office, and the Whiteboard shows the TDB logo)

Chapter 1: Brainiac Road - Part 1
“Last time, on Total Drama,” Chris starts to sing, “Wooooooorld Tooooooooour!”

“Seventeen contestants battled it out for, another million dollars!” Chris sniffled.

“In the end, Heather was the one with the big win, but Ezekiel sneaked up behind her back, grabbed the million, and flew into a running volcano...with the case! So no mill for anyone,” Chris frowned.

“Well, I would have loved to stay in Hawaii,” Chef said popping out.

“Chef, you’re supposed to be sweeping the school,” Chris frowned.

“SO?” Chef yelled.

“School?” The live audience asked from afar.

“Yes, school. Due to the twenty-five contestants’ contracts stating only 3 seasons – Well, except for Sierra, Alejandro, and Blaineley – we’ve brought in new twenty contestants!” Chris shined a smile.

“No mention of school, anywhere,” The live audience said.

“It’s school-themed, so remember to watch… Right here, right now! On Total! Drama!! Brains!!!” Chris smiled, yet again. “Don’t you love my smile?”

“Shocker how he says that, isn’t it?” One intern said to another.

The theme song immediately plays.

Chris says, “As you can see, school buses will be coming with one contestant each on them.”

As a school bus arrives, Chris says, “Look, here’s bus number one!”

A boy comes out of the school bus, and says, “School? But it’s Summer vacation!” he groaned.

Chris tells him, “Webby! Welcome to Total Drama Brains!”

“Thanks, Chris,” he replies, “Now that I’m here, what do I do?”

“Wait,” Chris smiled.

Webby groaned.

Another bus arrived, and Chris came up to it.

Chris politely opened the door, “Vanessa, welcome to TDB!”

As the girls was about to come out, Chris slammed the door on her.

“Err… Thanks?” Vanessa says.

“No need to thank me; Just doing my job.” Chris says.

“Err… Hi… Vanessa…” Webby says.

“Hello…-” Vanessa stares blankly into space.

“Webby,” Webby says.

“Right,” Vanessa says as she knew his name.

One more bus arrived, and as the bus driver opened the door, there was a boy sleeping.

“Sir… Sir… Sir!! Wake up!” The driver kept shaking the boy.

“Huh? …Oh. …Yeah,” said the boy, stepping out of the vehicle, and walking to Chris.

“Terry! Welcome! This is Total Drama Brains! Meet Vanessa and the Webster!” Chris said.

“Chris,” Webby said from afar, “I appreciate the nickname, but please, I go by Webby.” Webby smiled.

“Right,” Chris said, “Terry, words?”

As the camera panned to Terry, he was sleeping on the ground.

“TERRY!” Chris yelled.

“Oh… Right… ‘Hi’?” Terry said as waking up.

“…Riiiight,” Chris said.

A voice was heard from afar. “Pue pue,” said the voice as someone was playing a video game.

A school bus then came and was out of control.

The bus stopped, as a sixteen year-old boy came out of the driver’s seat.

Chris’ eyes were widened, “Hello… Steven… Why where you driving that?”

“Oh, you know… I was playing a racing game,” Steven smiled.

“But, where’s your driver?” Chris asked, still eyes-widened.

“Dead,” Steven said, “J-K dude, J-K! I told him I have my license and I showed him my high score card for the racing game!”

“Care to tell me what happened?” Chris asked.

“Well, first, he found me from my house,” Steven started, “Then I showed him my license. He said ‘Would you look at that! You kill aliens in your car!’ and I was all ‘Yup!’ and he was all ‘I could sure use a day off!’ and I was all ‘Kay! Bye!’”

“Okaaaaaay,” Chris said in confusion.

“Aaaaand, perfect!” said a voice.

“UGH! Another surprise is coming our way!” Webby said.

“I love my painting,” said the voice.

The voice came up to Chris, revealing he’s a contestant. “Duuuude, what happened to your bus?” Chris asked.

“I walked,” said the contestant.

“Okay…? Everyone, this is Sean!” said Chris.

“Call me Sean,” said Sean.

“…Riiiight,” Chris said.

Yet again, a bus drove to the school-grounds.

Off came two girls.

“Hello, Samantha! Samantha! Why two people on one bus?”

“My bus broke down, and we’re neighbors,” Samantha [Samantha] frowns.

“Oh, cheer up, hag!” Samantha [Sam] said, “B-T-W, Chris, I’m Sam to avoid confusion.

“Okay?” Chris said.

As another bus entered the grounds, a boy and a girl walk off.

“Let me guess… Bus broke down?” Chris asked.

“No,” said the boy, “We’re siblings.”

“Oh yeah!” Chris said.

“Awkward,” Terry mutters to himself.

“Welcoming Sabrina and Nalyd!” Chris said.

“I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money,” Sabrina said.

“…Both of you, there, now!” Chris yells.

A bus parked at the grounds, and no one came out.

“Ugh, another one of those sleeping freaks,” Chris said.

“Hey!” Terry said off-screen.

Chris went in the bus, and saw a note.”

“Ooh, a note!” Chris said as he started to read, “Hmm… ‘Dear Host, I am running up here… Bye!’ Okaaa-“

“Boo,” a girl sneaked up to Chris and scared him causing him to wet his pants.

Chris turned around, “Oh, hi, Liz. Everyone this is Liz.”

“Hi everyone! It is so good to be here!” Liz said.

After 4 hours, Chris said “Okay, where is contestant 11?”

“You’ve been counting?” Webby asked.

“Err… No…” Chris lied.

At that point, a limousine parked in the school’s parking lot.

Out came a girl, in a shining gold dress.

“Thanks,” said the girl to the driver.

“No problem,” the driver said.

They then did a handshake.

“Lille!” Chris said.

“Hi Chr-” Lillie was cut-off.

“Where were you!? We’ve been waiting 4 hours!” Chris said.

“For hours?” Webby asked Chris from behind, “It’s only been four.”

“That’s what I said.” Chris said.

“No… You said for hours, which means, like, seven hours.” Webby smiled.

“Four!” Chris said.

“For!” Webby said.

“Four!” Chris said.

“Four!” Webby said.

“For!” Chris said, “Wait, ugh!”

“Seeeeeeee?” said Webby, “You even said it yourself.”

A bus came, and immediately, a girl came out of the bus.

She pushed Chris out of the way and said “Outta my way.”

“Geez, calm down Leah,” said Chris.

“It’s Ledasha,” Le-a corrects.

A bus parked, and off came a boy.

“Kurt, dude, ‘sup?” Chris said.

“Oh, nothin’ much, just chillin’,” Kurt smiled.

“Kurt, please go there, where the other guys are,” Chris ordered.

“Sure?” Kurt said unsurely.

“Alright, I can not wait this long,” Chris said immediately taking out his cell phone.

On the phone, he told the bus drivers to bring all the contestants.

Immediately, a bus rushed to the grounds, with 7 contestants on; 3 girls, 4 boys.

“Everyone, this is Katty, this is Eric, Dexter, Brandon, Becky, Ariel, and Alissa,” said Chris.

“We don’t get welcomed?” asked Ariel.

“We have no time!!” Chris said.

“Students, please follow me,” said Chris. Chris went to a big brain with a door, and said “This-”

Confessional; Chris: -is the confessional! You say anything you want to get off your mind here.

“Contestants, if you haven’t been introduced, excluding Ariel, use this now!” Chris said.

“But, why not me?” Ariel gasped.

“Because… You talked already!” Chris said.

“Oh,” Ariel said.

Confessional; Katty: Cool!

Confessional; Eric: Heh, heh.

Confessional; Dexter: That Steven dude… I think I’ll make great frie- (cut-off)

Confessional; Brandon: I swear- (cut-off)

Confessional; Becky: Ooooh! Biiiiig Braaaaaain!

Confessional; Alissa: Listen, if I do not win this game, something will happen. (laughs)

“Alright, now that we’re done with that,” Chris said, “Second thing I need to tell you.”

“And that is…?” said Webby.

“I was getting to that!” said Chris. “Challenges. Every week, there will be a challenge based off of a school subject. One team will win; the other will not. The losing team will be sent to Detention, vote someone off, and everyone will get a golden apple, except the someone who was voted off! That reminds me… Teams!”

“Mhm,” Webby says.

“The ‘Screaming Crayons’ are… Alissa, Ariel, Becky, Brandon, Dexter, Eric, Katty, Kurt, Le-a, and Lillie!” said Chris.

“Eep! Did you know that last season there was no ‘Screaming’ and ‘Killer’?” Katty stated.

“…Moving on,” Chris said. “The ‘Killer Markers’ are… Liz, Nalyd, Sabrina, Samantha and Samantha, Sean, Steven, Terry, Vanessa, and Webby!”

Confessional; Webby: On a team… With Vanessa… (smiles)

“That’s all the time we have,” said Chris, “Remember to watch next time on Total… Drama… BRAINS!!!”

Chapter 2: Brainiac Road - Part 2
“Last time on Total Drama Brains,” Chris started the recap.

“We met our contestants!”

“Some were nutty.” A flashback of Steven was shown.

“Some were sleepy.” A flashback of Terry was shown.

“And some were just plain late.” A flashback of Lillie was shown.

“What will happen this time on Total Drama Brains, you ask? The contestants will be faced in a food fight!”

“Remember to watch… Right here, right now! On Total… Drama… BRAINS!!” Chris ended.

The theme song played.

Everyone woke up at 11 AM.

“How weird is this!?” Katty said in the girls cabin (a big brain, bigger than the confessional, of course), “Chris usually forces the contestants to wake up at 6 AM in the past!”

“Maybe he’s just trying to be nice,” Alissa sarcastically said.

“Maybe…” Katty said.

A slight pause was heard.

“Nah,” all the girls said (excluding Katty and Alissa).

As Alissa was going to the shower, she said “You guys might want to leave… I need privacy!”

The camera panned to the boys’ brain.

“Ah,” Kurt said, “Morning everybody.”

“It’s not morning, it’s almost lunch,” Eric states.

Eyes-widened, Nalyd says “We missed breakfast!”

“So? At least we don’t have to wake up at 6 AM!” Sean says.

“Here Nalyd,” Ariel said as giving him a bowl of ‘Cocoa Puffs’ he packed in his suitcase, “Breakfast is served!”

“Hey, thanks, Ariel,” Nalyd smiled.

“You know, Nalyd, I’m KOOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS! KOOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!” Ariel says energetically.

“Heh,” Nalyd lets out a small laugh.

Outside the brains, Chris uses his megaphone, saying “Wake up, everyone!”

“Hey Chris,” Ariel smiled, “Thanks for the big sleep.”

“You’re welcome, Ariel… You’re welcome…” Chris said.

“Yesterday, I forgot to tell you about this; The Immunity Idol Fight.” Said Chris.

“And that is…?” Le-a asks.

Chris ignores this comment, remembering Webby’s comment from the previous episode, “In every school, there’s a school fight. One contestant from each team will volunteer to fight one another, and the winner gets an Immunity Idol. Plus, it will only work for that episode!”

“But then nothing will happen if that person’s team won,” Lille states.

“DUH! That’s the point,” Chris says.

“Now, it’s 11:30 AM, challenge starts at 12. Who’s volunteering?” Chris asks.

“Well, I’ve got nothing to lose,” Samantha raises her hand.

“Except losing,” Sam grins.

“DON’T YOU SAY THAT TO ME YOU (bleep)! I’M GOING TO WIN THIS, AND YOU WILL SEE, YOU (bleep)!” Samantha swears.

Sam, eyes-widened, says “Okay…”

“Ooh! I’ll do it!” Becky yells.

“Becky vs. Samantha! To the lockers!” Chris says.

“The first theme is… A Yo Mama dis-off! Starting with Samantha! Go! Go! Go!” Chris says.

“Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said ‘Get those cows off me!’” Samantha said.

Eye-widened, Becky says “YOU STALK ME!?”

A silence was heard, and everybody laughed.

“No, just… Go.” Samantha says.

“Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks parallel parking means parking right next to another car!” Becky said.

“Oh yeah, well… Yo Mama so ugly, she went to the zoo and the animals pointed at her!” Samantha said.

“Yo Mama so poor, they had to change the inscription on the Statue of Liberty to ‘Give me your tired, your poor, and Yo Mama’.” Becky said.

“Owned,” Le-a says.

“Yeah, well, I got it from my iPod,” Becky says showing her iPod Touch to Le-a.

“CHEATER! SHE’S A (bleep)IN’ CHEATER!” Samantha yells at Chris.

“I never said you can’t use a Touch,” Chris says. “Congratulations to Becky for winning immunity if her team loses!”

“(bleep)! This can’t (bleep)in’ be! Becky, you big fat (bleep)! GIVE ME THAT IMMUNITY IDOL, YOU (bleep)!” Samantha swore.

“Umm… On to the challenge!” Chris said going to the cafeteria.

“An eating contest?” Webby asks, “Yum!”

“Webby, I don’t think we’ll be eating it, I think we’ll be… Uh… I don’t know.” Vanessa says.

Confessional; Webby: Ah, Vanessa is so cute when she doesn’t know. (smiles)

“Correct, Vanessa,” Chris says, “It’s not eating; it’s throwing!”

“Awesome!” Liz says.

“Hey, where’s Terry?” Chris asks suspiciously.

Kurt immediately goes to the boys’ brain, and finds Terry sleeping. He grabs Terry and goes back to the cafeteria.

“Found him,” Kurt says.

“Huh? I’m awake! Wait, huh?” Terry says as waking up.

“Teams, pick three contestants from each team, and we will start the food fight!” Chris says.

Over at the Screaming Crayons, Becky says, “Ooh! Can I be a thrower!?”

“Sure…” Alissa says, “Anyone else?”

“I… Guess…” Dexter says.

“Cool, last one?” Alissa says.

A cricket was chirping.

“I’ll do it,” Alissa states.

At the Killer Markers, Vanessa says “Sure, Nalyd, “I’ll do it.”

“Uhhh, me too!” Webby calls in.

Confessional; Chris: Ah, the school-crush.

“Okay, anyone else?” Nalyd asks.

“I guess…” Steven says.

“Okay,” Nalyd says.

Chris yells “Time’s up!”

Becky, Dexter, and Alissa come up.

Vanessa, Webby and Steven come up.

“Okay,” Chris says, “All six of you, pick a table.”

They pick tables.

“Now, fight with all this food!” Chris says.

Each of them take a handful of food.

“Now,” Chris says, “FIGHT!”

“Oooooh,” Becky says as throwing a lollipop at Vanessa.

Webby jumps in front of her, and sacrifices himself for Vanessa.

“WEBBY’S OUT!” Chris yells in a megaphone.

“Heh heh.” Vanessa says as throwing a potato at Alissa.

“HOT! OW! HOT! OW! IT BURNS!” Alissa yells.

“ALISSA’S OUT!” Chris yells in a megaphone.

As Dexter throws a piece of popcorn at Vanessa, Vanessa dodges it and it hits Steven.

“Hey! I thought we were going to be friends,” Steven runs off crying.

“Uhh… We were, I meant to hit Vanessa. I’m withdrawing the challenge,” Dexter says.

“DEX AND STEVE… OUT!” Chris yells in the megaphone.

“Becky vs. Vanessa. Crazy vs. Hippy.” Chris says, not using the megaphone.

Becky throws a hot dog at Vanessa, and Vanessa throws a hamburger at Becky.

Believe it or not, it hit both of them at the same time.

“Uhh, in the event of a tie, Vanessa and Becky will eat food.

“Ooh! Is it the cockroach juice from Total Drama Island?” Katty asks.

“Yes,” Chris says.

Confessional; Chris: That girl is like Sierra, but less creepier.

As Vanessa drinks 3/10 cups in 2 minutes, disgusted, Becky drinks 10/10 cups in 2 minutes.

Becky’s team picked Becky up and yelled “MVP! MVP! MV-”

They were cut off due to Becky throwing up.

As that happened, Becky went to the bathroom, going to throw up.

A sign pops up saying ‘3 Hours Later’..

Vanessa was shown drinking her last cup, still disgusted.

“That means Vanessa wins it for the Killer Markers!” Chris said.

“Welcome Crayons, to the first ever elimination ceremony! Go, line up at the confessional and vote someone off,” Chris told the Crayons.

Confessional; Alissa: Becky, she lost it for our team. (votes Becky)

Confessional; Ariel: (frowns; votes Becky)

Confessional; Brandon: (rolls eyes; votes Becky)

Confessional; Dexter: Bye Becky. (votes Becky)

Confessional; Eric: Becky lost it for our team. (votes Becky)

Confessional; Katty: Becky, heh. (votes Becky)

Confessional; Kurt: (votes Becky)

Confessional; Le-a: UGH! (votes Becky)

Confessional; Lillie: Becky. (votes Becky)

Confessional; Becky: I’m voting off Kurt. (votes Kurt)

“Crayons, in this season, Golden Apples represent life. If you don’t get one, you are eliminated.” Chris said.

“Yeah, just get on with the votes.” Alissa said.

“Becky, everyone voted you off, except you, of course.” Chris says.

Becky gasps.

“But if you losers haven’t remembered, Becky won the Immunity Idol!” Chris said, giving Becky a Golden Apple.

“Which means…?” Becky asks.

“It means only Becky’s vote counts, which means bye-bye Kurt,” Chris states throwing Golden Apples to everyone but Kurt, “But don’t worry dude, you will be missed.”

Everyone hugs Kurt.

Becky tells Kurt, “Kurt. I voted someone random. Whoo.”

“And that ends a dramatic episode. Remember to watch next time,” Chris said as the screen faded black.

Chapter 3: Chris' Kitchen
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written on my iPod!

"Last time, on Total Drama Brains!" Chris started the recap.

"The Crayons and Markers were battling it out in the shortest food fight ever!"

"Slowpokes," Chris muttered to himself.

"In the end, it was a tie, and Vanessa and Becky had to drink... Cockroach juice... Becky drank all cups in less than five minutes... But then puked! So, Vanessa then finished her 'juice' in two hours and won the challenge for her team!"

"At the ultimate vote-off, everyone voted Becky, but she had immunity! So only Becky's vote counted, and she randomly voted Kurt!"

"Want more drama? Then stay tuned for... Total... Drama... Brains!!"

The theme song played.

At the girls' brain, Katty and Le-a eyed at Becky.

"What'cha guys looking at?" Becky asked.

"You," Le-a rolled her eyes.

"Ooh! I must be a Goddess! Haha!"

"No."

"Ooh! Then I must be a princess! L-O-L!"

"Guys, give her a break," Lillie said. "We don't need Kurt, come on."

"Hm," Katty said, "Maybe you're right."

"Yeah, sure, whatever," Le-a said.

"Hehe, you've been awfully quiet, today," Katty told Alissa.

"Quiet, nimrod," Alissa insulted.

Katty gasped.

"Oh, shut it," Alissa said.

The camera panned to the boys' brain.

Brandon, Terry, Ariel, and Nalyd were sleeping. Sean was painting fruit.

Steven and Dexter were playing 'Lario vs. Muigi', against each other, on their 'Pintendo GS' game 'New Super Lario Bros.' Eric was playing with a whoopie cushion.

Webby was admiring a picture of Vanessa.

Sean, as he was painting, said "Aw man! I accidently painted purple on an apple! Maybe I could say its poisoned."

Dexter, being Lario, said "Jump! Now get the Koopa Shell! Woo! Ooh, a star! Yes! I need one more and I win!"

Steven, being Muigi, said "Yes! A star! Three more and Dexter's going down! OMG! Fire Flower! Yes, another sta-"

"Yes! I win!" yelled an enthusiastic Dexter.

Confessional; Steven: (in green overalls; wearing a fake mustache; Italian accent) Mama Mia! He's a' good one!

The camera panned back to the girls brain.

"Yow!" Vanessa screeched, covering her ears, "Who's yelling!?"

"Hippie's got a point," Sam said. "The voice said 'Yes! I win!' ...Definetely from either Dexter or Steven. Now you know, 'kay?"

Samantha said "Oh, go back to sleep before Chris wakes us up!"

"Crazy's also got a point," Sam said.

"Who you callin' crazy, (bleep)?"

"Would you stop that!"

"Fine, if you stop being a loser!"

"At least I'm pretty!"

"Who you callin' not pretty?"

"At least I'm popular!"

"Who you callin' not popular?"

"Oh just go to bed!" Sabrina yelled.

Confessional; Sabrina: I'm surrounded by loons!

"What's keepin' you so quiet?" Katty asked Liz. "Oh, nothing," Liz mumbled.

"Eeeee! You like someone! You do!"

"Fine, I do."

"Who is it?"

Liz whispered something in Katty's ear, and Katty gasped.

The camera panned back to the boys' brain, now, with everyone, minus Terry, awake.

Dexter and Steven were now shown playing 'Zokédon', battling each other on their 'Pintendo GS'.

Ariel, Eric, and Sean played each other at 'Rockopoly', as they ate 'Kershey' chocolate bars.

"Hey Ariel, thanks for the chocolate," Sean smiled. "No problem," Ariel smiled.

Eric, with his mouth full of chocolate, and chocolate all over his mouth, said "Got any more?"

"Sure! But can we play the game first?" Ariel asked.

Sean and Eric nodded, which made Ariel smile.

"Hey Brandon," Nalyd said.

"What do you want?" Brandon asked.

"...I forget..." Nalyd lied.

Confessional; Brandon: Nimrod.

Confessional; Nalyd: He was going to say no, anyways.

Chris came in front of the brains, with his megaphone, and said, "Contestants, welcome to the merge!"

All of the contestants said "Are you serious?"

"No, but I got'cha! Ha!"

Nalyd rolled his eyes, "Get onto the fight."

"What fight?" Chris asked.

"The Fight For The Immunity Idol?"

"Oh! That! I'll tell you later! Follow me to the kitchen!"

"Oh, first we throw food, now make it?" Alissa asked. "Correct-a-mundo," Chris replied.

"Anyways, there are hundreds of rooms in this building, why do we start with 'Cafeteria' ad 'Kitchen'?"

Chris pretended his hand is talking, mocking Alissa. "Blah, blah, blah. Nag, nag, nag."

"Grrr..."

"Challenge time! What time is it?"

"Eight thirty (8:30), why?" Ariel asks.

"'Cause I needed to know if it was lunch or breakfast time. Anyways, make Chef and I some breakfast! Oh, and about the fight, it's been changed to a hidden Immunity Idol! You have to find it! It could be anywhere! Go, go, go!"

The camera panned to the Markers.

"Okay, first thing's first, get Terry," Nalyd said.

Confessional; Sabrina: Being in a competition... Er... Team with my brother is hard. Very hard. Because if he loses, and if I win... I'm sorry When he loses, and when I win, I'll be rich, a billionaire, and he'll be this nobody that will lie down on the floors in Montreal, begging for money. He may even grow a beard and become a hobo. Wait, he already is a ho- (cut-off)

"I'll get him," Sean sighed.

"Okay, you get Terry," Nalyd replied.

"I know," Sean said as he left.

"Alright, we're making eggs, no questions asked," Nalyd said to his team.

"Guys, don't listen to him, we're making waffles," Sabrina butted in.

The team cheered.

"I'll get the frozen waffles I packed. Sean tries to get Terry, while the rest of you guys find butter. 'Kay?"

The team, minus Nalyd and Sabrina, ran away to find butter.

"Who do you think you are?" Nalyd asked.

"Uh, your older sister, and if you don't find butter, I'll tell everyone that you peed your pants in sixth grade," Sabrina threatened.

Nalyd groaned.

"...and eliminate you."

Nalyd ran away to find some butter.

Confessional; Nalyd: I need that Immunity Idol! (looks to the right, then the left) Wait... (smudges hand into the brain) Aha!

Sean came back with Terry, realized everyone left, and sighed.

He sat on a nearby seat waiting for his team to return, and remembered he had his cell-phone with him.

He quickly took it out, and dialed Nalyd's number.

Cell-Phone; Sean: Nalyd, where is everyone? Cell-Phone; Nalyd: Find butter, now.

Cell-Phone; Sean: Are you kidding? I keep butter with me at all times! It's in my luggage, take as much as you want! Cell-Phone; Nalyd: Perfect.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm on Writer's Block for the Crayons right now, so I'll just say they made pancakes with syrup.

"Time's up! Chef and I would like our food now," Chris said.

"Here you go," Sabrina gave Chris and Chef a batch of waffles. "Hm," Chris said as taking a bite, "Seven out of ten!"

Chef held a card that said "6/10".

Chris took out a calculater. "Your final score is one and three tenths!"

"So now we're doing math?" laughed Sabrina.

"Crayons! Food. Now." Chris ignored Sabrina.

Eric gave Chris a batch of pancakes.

Chris tasted it and said "Four out of ten! You guys need a perfect score from Chef to win!"

As Chef was about to take a bite, all contestants were eyeing him dramatically.

His eyes started to gloom, he started to cry on the ground and threw a sign that said "10/10".

"The Crayons win!" Chris yelled. "Markers, vote someone off."

"And we all know who we're voting," Sabrina eyed Nalyd.

Nalyd grinned, as he picked up his Immunity Idol, and Sabrina gasped.

The screen cut to voting.

Confessional; Webby: Who am I voting? Easy, Terry. He slept through the whole challenge. (votes Terry)

Confessional; Terry: (snores; votes Webby) Confessional; Vanessa: Everybody here deserves to win, so I go with voting me. (votes Vanessa)

Confessional; Liz: Webby was glooming over Vanessa the whole challenge. He's a goner. ''(votes Webby)

Confessional; Nalyd: (grins; votes Terry) Confessional; Sabrina: (votes Terry) Who knows how many challenges he'll sleep through?

Confessional; Sean: (votes Terry)

Confessional; Sam: (votes Webby)

Confessional; Samantha: (votes Webby)

Confessional; Steven: (looks at a picture of Webby; looks at a picture of Terry; looks at the camera) Where did I get these picture from? (throws them outside the confessional) I vote for- (cut-off)

"Markers, welcome to your first elimination ceremony..." Chris said. "I have nine Golden Apples on my plate, one of you will not get one, and then has to leave. The first few Apples go to Liz, Nalyd, Sabrina, Steven, Samantha, Sam, and Sean." Chris threw them all Golden Apples at the same time, and the started to eat them.

"Vanessa, Terry, Webby, I have two Apples left, and Vanessa gets one!" Chris threw an Apple at Vanessa.

"Terry, Webby, the final Golden Apple goes to...

...Webby."

Everyone waved goodbye to Terry, but he was sleeping, and was carried to the Bus of Shame.

"That ends a not-so dramatic episode, and remember to watch next time on Total... Drama... Brains!" Chris ended the show.

Chapter 4: Chris McLean, and the Curse of the Physical Educated Brainiacs
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Another one written on my iPod!

Confessional; Chris: Last time on Total Drama Brains, the contestants had to cook Hatchet and I some grub. Some made pancakes, some made waffles. The pancakes won for making Crayons-- Er, the Crayons won for making pancakes. Terry left, sound asleep, and was carried to the bus. With Terry gone, will the contestants survive? Will Webby finally just ask Vanessa to date? Will I tell you why I'm saying my recap in a confessional? Find out the answers to these questions...except the last one...on this installation of Total... Drama... Brains!!!

The theme song played.

At the girls' brain, everyone was awake.

"Can you believe that only guys are gone?" Katty asked.

"I know, right? Hahahaha!" Becky answered.

"Oh, shut it!" Le-a insisted.

"Shut what?" Becky asked.

"Your mouth. You keep laughing...for no reason. I'm going to get some air," Le-a said, as she went outside.

"UGH! Heat-wave! It's so..." Le-a went back inside, "Hot."

Becky, Katty, and Liz giggled.

"Yo, (bleep), what time is it?" Samantha asked Sam.

"Time for you to get a watch, and...stop...cursing!" Sam replied, as she muttered, "fleebag."

"Don't you say that to me, (bleep)," Samantha said.

"Sam, Samantha, don't do what happened last week, again," Alissa insisted.

Lilie was on her bed, on her phone, talking to her best friend.

"Who you calling?" Vanessa asks.

Lilie covered the phone's speaker, "None of your business, hippie."

Sabrina rolled her eyes.

Confessional; Sabrina: I'm surrounded by loons...again!

The camera panned to the boys cabin, where everyone was awake.

Dexter and Steven were, again, playing 'Lario vs. Muigi'.

"Would you nut-heads please stop playing that game!" Nalyd yelled.

"Sure, Nalyd," Steven said, while frowning.

"Yeah, whatever you say," Dexter frowned.

"Hehe, I love this cushion," Eric said, playing with his woopie cushion.

Ariel smiled, "Hi Eric."

"Hi... Ariel..." Eric said.

"Quiet," Brandon said, trying to get some sleep, "I need sleep." He put a pillow over his head.

Ariel and Eric frowned.

Sean and Webby came to Ariel and Eric.

Webby said, "Can we play Rockopoly?"

"Sure!" Ariel smiled.

"With chocolate?" Eric and Sean said, with Eric drooling.

"Yep!" Ariel enthused.

Ariel looked into his bag, took out the game, and the chocolate.

"Let's play!" Ariel said, opening up his game board, and bucket of chocolate.

"Ariel, this all melted," Eric said, frowning.

Ariel frowned, "Weird, there's a lot of air conditioning in here. Maybe it's from outside." Ariel went and opened the door, and frowned "Heat...wave."

"Ahhh, chocolate's chocolate! Let's play some Rockopoly!" Webby enthused.

Ariel smiled.

A half-hour later, Chris yelled through his megaphone, "BRAINIACS!!! COME OUTSIDE FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!!!"

"But there's a heatwave!" Ariel and Le-a complained, at the same time.

"That's the point!" Chris said, "Outside for P.E., now!"

All contestants left the brains.

"Dee colon (D:)!" Steven said.

"Dee colon (D:) it is, my friend," Dexter said.

"What are you nerds saying now?" Alissa said.

"It's an Internet emoticon, thank you very much," Steven said, annoyed.

"Whatever," Alissa said.

"Your challenge today is to run an obstacle!" Chris said.

"Woo!" Liz enthused.

"The obstacle is... Look at the Whiteboard!" Chris shrugged, "No Whiteboards outside; To the Principal's Office!"

"Aw, I don't want to be in trouble!" Webby joked.

"Save it for later," Chris said, annoyed.

"Woah, woah, woah!" Le-a said, "An AC?"

"Yup, whoever wins for their team, gets the AC! If a girl wins, the girls get it. If the boys, vice versa." Chris said.

Confessional; Nalyd: Who knew Chris was so unpredictable?

"GO! GO! GO!" Chris said, waving a flag, "Oh, and the Immunity Idol is hidden somehere!"

All contestants started to run.

All eighteen contestants reached the tires, and saw hundreds and hundreds of tires.

Confessional; Lilie: How could Chris afford this much?

"So, we need to step in 100 tires," Steven said. "There's about 1,000. Count how many tired you've stepped in, and then just ignore the tires!"

"Thanks," Liz, Ariel, Sean, and Webby said.

All contestants were stepping in tires randomly, with Chris in the Principal's Office, watching the contestants.

Liz told herself, "Come on, Liz! You're an athlete! You want to win! You want an AC!" Liz was about to finish counting, "99, 100! Yes!" She went on to find the rope.

All the other contestants, minus Lilie, who was still struggling with the tires, got up to the rope.

"You want an AC, Le-a. You want an AC, Le-a." Le-a continuously told herself.

"Come on Brandon, you know you want that air!" Brandon said.

"Get that AC, give it to Vanessa, she'll love me, we'll date, get married, and have babies!" Webby said.

Confessional; Chris: Two things. One: Why's everyone talking to themselves? Two: WEBBY WANTS BABIES!? Ha!

As Liz was up to the mud, Lilie still struggling with the tires, and everyone left on the rope, Liz found the Immunity Idol.

Confessional; Liz: Yes! Now I can just sit back, tan, and relax! Now that I've got immunity, and a girl is sure to win, nothing can stop me!

As everyone, minus Lilie, was up to the mud, Nalyd saw Liz.

Nalyd said, "You're tanning instead of doing the challenge!?"

Liz nodded.

"Oh, you're so eliminated!" Nalyd said.

Liz pulled out the Immunity Idol, as Nalyd gasped. He continued with the obstacle.

As everyone finished with the mud, minus Lilie, with Alissa in first, Alissa said "How are we supposed to go through here?"

Steven, behind her, said "I have a plan!" He took out a jetpack, and said "Wear this! Hold me!"

"...Yeah, right! I'm not even on your team! Or your gender! Seeya!" Alissa said as the jetpack zoomed through the tube.

"My invention!" Steven cried.

Alissa reached the finish line, and said "I win! My team gets immunity! And my gender gets an AC!"

Chris came up, clapped, and said, "Bravo, bravo. You do win the AC and immunity."

"Yes!" Alissa said.

At the elimination ceremony, about an hour later, Chris said "None of you deserve to get kicked off, except Lilie and Liz. But Liz has immunity. So, the Golden Apples go to... Nalyd, everyone except Lillie and Sabrina. Sabrina. Bye Lilie."

"UGH!" Lilie said, "You haven't seen the last of me!"

"Well, that ends this episode. Remember to watch next time on Total... Drama... Brains!" Chris ended the episode, as the screen faded black.

Key
[NAME]: This contestant was male.

[NAME]: This contestant was female.

CRAYONS: This contestant was placed on the Screaming Crayons.

MARKERS: This contestant was placed on the Killer Markers.

WIN: This contestant was on the winning team. (Episode 2 - TBA)

WIN: This contestants won solo invincibility for himself/herself. (Episode TBA - TBA)

IDOL: This contestant recieved the Immunity Idol. (Episode 2 - TBA)

IN: This contestant recieved a Golden Apple.

HIGH: This contestant recieved the first Golden Apple.

LOW: This contestant recieved the final Golden Apple.

OUT: This contestant was eliminated.

1 = This episode was a non-elimination episode.

2 = Although everyone voted Becky, minus herself, Kurt was eliminated because Becky had immunity, and voted Kurt. Also, Chris announced the votes, instead of saying names.

Trivia

 * There is a reference to the cereal, Cocoa Puffs in Brainiac Road - Part 2.
 * In Brainiac Road - Part 2, Chris' line, 'Hey, where's Terry?', is a pun to the Phineas and Ferb line, 'Hey, where's Perry?'.
 * There are many puns throughout Chris' Kitchen.
 * Pintendo GS is a pun on the Nintendo game system, Nintendo DS.
 * New Super Lario Bros. is a pun on the infamous Mario game, New Super Mario Bros..
 * Lario vs. Muigi is a pun on the minigame of New Super Mario Bros., Mario vs. Luigi.
 * Zokédon is a pun on the infamous Nintendo game, Pokémon.
 * Rockopoly is a pun on the famous board-game, Monopoly.
 * Kershey is a pun on the famous chocolate, Hershey.

Goofs

 * In the Theme Song, Sam and Samantha are fighting for an Immunity Idol. This is weird, because they are on the same team.
 * However, it is possible they have switched teams, or it took place during the merge.
 * Although, it is still wierd because the Fight For The Immunity Idol was cancelled in Chris' Kitchen.
 * In Chris McLean, and the Curse of the Physical Educated Brainiacs, the author wanted Lilie to go, but also wanted Liz to be part of the elimination, but also wanted Alissa to win the challenge, so he accidently added Lilie to the elimination, due to thinking she was part of the team.

Credit

 * Sprinklemist is the editor of this fanfiction. He checks for mistakes starting at Chris' Kitchen.