User blog comment:FanOfStuff/IDK I'm bored/@comment-1844926-20110924224243

I have a story to tell. Once there was a magical Scandinavian foot named Bob. Every September 25th, Bob flies around on eight-legged sleigh, delivering foot care and foot care by-products to ALL the children of Scandinavia. However, one day, an old man thought Bob was a burglar, and shot him with his gun. Sadly, Bob was critically wounded and died at the scene. Now, every September 25th in Scandinavia is known as "Shun the Old People" day. :3