User blog comment:That Epic/Disney Movie Ranking!/@comment-1874924-20140524034002

I haven't seen Cars 2. All I really knew about it was that it had a crab fishing boat voiced by Sig Hansen, one of the crab fishing captains in the Discovery Channel series, The Deadliest Catch, which Wifey and I both watch.

You think the Disney Pinocchio is bizarre? It doesn't hold a candle to the source material in that department. Did you know that, in the original version of the story (which was only about 1/3 the length of the final version) he was murdered by the Fox and the Cat? (They hanged him, in case you were wondering.) Public outcry persuaded the author to relent, but his price for sparing Pinocchio was that Puppet Boy had to suffer ever more baroque punishments, such as having his feet burned off, being rolled in flour and baked in an oven, etc. So yeah, the Disney adaptation made a lot of changes.

One of the few things I remember about Tarzan is that Jane's father looked like he belonged on a box of breakfast cereal.