User blog comment:Bocaj910/New Story Idea! --- Bocaj Is Constructing a Wikia Thriller!/@comment-1874924-20110104041505

This is intriguing. It has a very surreal feel to it, which I presume is the point.

A technical detail: "Esquire" is normally a title, rather than a name. It usually appears as a suffix, e.g. "John Doe, esq." In the U.S. it is the title of a lawyer. I don't know the Canadian usage.