User blog:Jkl9817/Jkl's satiric blog post number 6: The Best Stuff

Howdy.

After an odd introduction, I move on to the post itself. After the "Hot Spots #1" success of my revival satiric post, I decided it wouldn't harm to write another one. I've also decided to satirize a LOT of people at the same time, for I did that in my last post and it worked pretty well.

Today's post will be kinda unusual.



I mean, not like that...

Even though my last post is more or less at the peak of fame, I'll post this one right away because I can't wait for it and I haven't been doing nothing much useful in this wiki's scope on the past week.

The point is, while my previous posts have basically told stories (except for #2 and #3), this one will gather the "best stuff" around, regarding a lot of users. I will satirize nothing but a couple of aspects of each user's miserable wiki-life. That will pretty much do for the result I seek to obtain. You might not be understanding what I'm saying. Okay, you're not understanding what I'm saying, so I'll just move on to the satire. I guess that's what you came here to read. Like stated before, this ought to be a "quick laugh". Oh, and read the apology note.

P.S.: To avoid confusion about who the users referred to are, I'll just use their full Wikia names.

The most relevant blogs written by Jake R


'''Apology note: Radi, your stories are awesome. Zanna, you have been a great user here. Lulu, nevermind. MrD, it's just the facts, but you're a great writer.. Toad, you are mature, I'm referring to the things you usually say. Sprink, well... I don't see how you could find that offensive, actually. MS, it's never too late to start. Fan, I'm your friend. #lame Jake, your userpage is longer than mine. Crystal, your userpage is your userpage and you have the right, at least, to write whatever you want there. SG, nevermind as well; a default userpage doesn't make you a worse user. Rhonda, your characters don't have to be realistic in order to be awesome. That's the funny thing about them. Sprink again, your character pictures are GREAT, don't get me wrong. I know you struggle to keep them TDI-ish, but it was just a joke. Reddy, same as MrD. Shane, don't get me wrong, you're awesome. Gideon, your are perhaps this wiki's best writer. Nalyd, you're a self-proclaimed not-particularly-sympathetic user, so yeah. TAU, I know your signature is part of your identity as an Anonymous user. Don't get me wrong. Toad again, your stories are hilarious. Gigi, drama is your forte and you're wonderful at it. Sunshine, if you ever read this, same as MrD and Reddy. Mariah, your story is very well-writen anyway. Michael, your character pics are very well-drawn. Reddy again, same as SG, and an empty userpage is actually kind of a creative thing to do. Rhonda again, your job is to be a comic relief, so yeah. Lindsay, you are one of this wiki's nicest users, so nevermind. TeamMu, there's actually nothing wrong with that, it was just a joke. Jake again, your posts are funny anyway and no one ever said blog posts should be relevant.'''

'''I guess that's it.Sorry it was so short, I didn't have much ideas. Next post will be more in-depth. Thank you for reading.'''