User blog:DJ Spenstar/Epic Rap Battles of Wikia 1 The Rat vs Damien

Welcome to the very first EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WIKIA! Inspired by The popular "Epic Rap Battles of History" from YouTube, Spenny and Nalyd proudly present their new collaboration! After reading this rap, suggest two characters for the next battle in the comments section! And now, get ready for...

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA: "The Rat" VS. Damien!!! BEGIN!''' "The Rat": Yo they call me "The Rat", no you aint gon' call me Simon My hobbies include cheatin' lyin' stealin' and rhymin'  'You thought that Craig was bad? Best get set to meet evil!'' I'm a king and you're a peasant, ya I just took it medieval. Chew you up 'n' spit you out like some cheese Fool please, you're going down, now FREEZE ''IDOL TIME! Can't vote me out, not going home tonight'' I'm The Rat, you know I won't go down without a fight

Damien: Welcome to the final two and we're going homicidal Don't you know it's too late to play immunity idols? I got my rat poison right here so drink right up  'Cause your time for weavin' lies has just gone up! Simon, we got no place for rats like you in this game ''You got no case! Your style is old weak and lame'' You're wastin' space squirming your way up like a bag of slime So go eat some cheese before you waste any more of my time!

"The Rat": My rhymes'll have you goin' crazy, like ya did for Daisy Man your rhymes put me to sleep like I'm freakin' Lacey Worst of all you've got a lame personality You just lost this rap worse than T-D-Insanity!

Damien: Sign here Mister Dorkson, the loser package is a'comin'  Now Mister Dorkson, quit lying and saying that you're cunning! This is the real world, not your stupid Drama Paradise You're out on your own, and I'm a bat hunting mice!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?  YOU DECIDE!

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!!!!!! '''