Total Drama: Paradise Falls



Total Drama: Paradise Falls is the first story in BrunoSomebody’s main canon.After Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, Chris McLean takes twenty-two teens, all between sixteen and seventeen years old, to compete in a new season of Total Drama. They'll have to face creppy, dangerous challenges at the former successful, now abandoned resort Paradise Falls. This time, they will have to survive at the challenges, the island, themselves, and the sadist host, Chris McLean, to win the prize money: One Billion Dollars.

Staff
Main Host: Chris McLean

Co-host: Chef Hatchet

Co-hostess: Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran

Contestants
Alice

Benny

Bitsy

Catheryn

Cliff

Danny L.

Fantine

Faustino

Helen

Joanne

Kasey

Lancelot

Lorelai

Mindy

Mona

Nigel

Orlando

Sid

Starlight

Woodrow

Yumi

Zachariah

Chapter 1 – Arriving at Paradise Falls
Chris Mclean is seen above a dock. “Hello! Welcome to another season of Total Drama. I’m the famous host Chris McLean, this time at the Paradise Falls resort,” Chris walks through the dock. “This time, twenty-two new contestants, competing for the biggest prize of One Billion Dollars. Now you are wondering, where’s the guys and girls you loved, hated and were rooting for? Well, they are living their life, with their family. Sadly, they all sued me, and I had to broke their contract,” Chris says. “Now, I’m bringing new teens to this crappy, semi-destroyed resort. They will be divided into two teams, and will be competing in challenges. You already know the rest. So, seat down and enjoy the first episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

(Theme Song)

A boat is seen arriving at the island. “Here’s our first contestant.” Chris says. A girl with a ponytail and a T-shirt with a cat in it arrive.

“Hello Chris. I’m Joanne,” The girl says. “Welcome to Paradise Falls.” Chris replies.

“Thank you,” Joanne replies.

“Shut up. You are boring,” Chris replies. Joanne blankly stares at him.

Another boat is seen arriving. A guy with black hair and a relaxed look in his face walks up. “Hey.” The boy says, giving the Shaka sign with his hands.

“Nigel, that’s right?” Chris asks. The boy nods in agreement. Nigel walks to the other side of the dock.

“Hi. I’m Joanna,” Joanne says, waving with her hand.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“Nothing to say,” Joanne replies.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

Another boat arrives. A skinny, short boy with black hair steps off of the boat.

“This is Benny,” Chris says.

“Hey,” Benny says, laughing. “Hey. Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“This is the place we are going to stay? It’s pretty,” Benny says. He and pauses for a moment, and continues, “Pretty bad.” He starts to laugh uncontrollably.

Everyone stares at him with a raised eyebrow.

“What?” Chris asks, with a raised eyebrow.

“I know. I’m hilarious,” Benny replies.

“No, that wasn’t hilarious.” Chris angrily says.

“Agreed,” Joanne says.

“’Yeah,” Nigel says.

Benny frowns, “You guys don’t have any sense of humor.” He walks to the other side of the dock.

“Whatever. So, let’s all meet Catheryn,” Chris says.

A pretty, black-haired girl steps off of the boat. “Hello. I’m Catheryn Elisabeth Heidimond,” Catheryn says.

“Hey, you are Richard Jackson Heidimond’s daughter,” Joanne replies.

“The multi-millionaire businessman, owner of the Heidimond Hotels?!?!” Benny says, surprised.

“Yes. It’s me,” Catheryn replies.

“Girl, you are, like, a millionaire,” Benny states.

“Yes, I am,” Catheryn says, “And I’m here to win more money.”

“You already are famous,” Joanne replies.

Chris says, “Save the chat for later. We need to meet everybody else.”



A girl arrives. She jumps off of the boat, and does a twirl in the air. She falls, slams her chin against the Dock, and falls into the water.

“This is Bitsy.” Chris shouts. Bitsy gets out of the water. “Are you fine?” Benny asks. “I am, thanks,” Bitsy says, and smiles to the boy. She gets up and says in excitement, “Well, ponytail twirl don’t work in real life, but here I am. That place is awesome.”

“Welcome to Paradise Falls.” Chris says with a smile.

“Chris, the worse villain in the world, since King Goopa Broopa,” Bitsy states.

“Aren’t they characters from those nerd games?” Catheryn asks.

“OMG, do you play games too?” Bitsy excitedly asks.

“No,” Catheryn says.

“But I do,” Benny says. Bitsy squeals.

“Dude, what the crap is that?” Chris asks, confused.

A boat arrived. A young man, with baggy pants and his hat backwards, steps out of the boat. “Yo, yo, yo. Danny L. is in da house,” The young man says. “Yo, Danny,” Chris welcomes him. “Yo, C-dawg McLean. Wazzup?” Danny L. replies.

“What’s up with your grammar?” Catheryn asks.

“That’s how gangstas speaks, yo,” Danny replies.

“No, that’s not,” Nigel says.

Joanne raises an eyebrow, “He talks?”

“Yo. Whatevs. I’m here to win that.” Danny L. says.

Chris looks in and sees another boat arriving, “Here’s our next contestant.

A tall boy, with a ponytail and a half-opened eye is walks up to Chris. “Hey. This is Cliff,” says Chris.

“Yes.” Cliff replies, “Where’s my cabin? I’m tired.”

“Wait up, dude. We have fifteen more contestants to meet.” Chris replies.

“So, I’ll take a nap right here,” Cliff says. He lies on the ground, and starts to snore

A boat is seen arriving, with a red-head girl in a Girl Scout uniform. “Here’s Fantine,” Chris says. “Hi,” The girl says, waving at Chris. She steps out of the boat, “It’s so nice to be there.”

“I don’t want cookies,” Catheryn says.

“I’m not here to seel anything.” Fantine replies.

“But you are a Scout girl,” Danny L. says.

“Just because she is a Girl Scout, that doesn’t means that she sells cookies anywhere she goes,” Benny says.

“Thank you,” Fantine says, nodding in agreement.

“She sells chocolates too,” Benny says, continuing. Fantine glares at Benny, and sticks her tongue out at him.

“Wow, conflicts. I love it,” Chris says.

“Sick sadistic,” Catheryn says.

Chris glares at Catheryn and continues, “Whatever. Here’s the next contestant.”

A young girl wearing a red headband steps off of the boat. She says, “What a beautiful river, isn’t!?!?”

“No,” Catheryn replies.

“Hi, everybody. My name is Alice,” The girl says.

“Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“Thank you,” Alice replies.

One more boat is seen arriving. A girl with black and red hair steps off of the boat. “Here’s Mona.” Chris says.

Mona puts her hands on ‘rock on’ symbols and says, “Rock and Roll.”

“Welcome to Paradise Falls,” Chris says.

“Hello everybody,” Mona replies, “So, I’m here to win, so feel free to quit,” Mona says.

Mona asks, “This place seems pretty boring. Dude, where’s all the fun? There’s no party here?”

“There will be a party if you win,” Chris says, “Save the chat for later. Faustino is arriving.”

A blond guy wearing an all green clothes is the boat. He trips on the boat, and falls on the water.

“Ouch. It’s gonna leave a mark.” Benny says, and laughs, “I’m so funny.” Everybody stares at him wiuth a worried face. “You have some serious issues, boy,” Catheryn says.

Fantine runs at Faustino direction, and pushes him to the dock, “Are you fine?”

“Yes, thanks. That happens often with me,” Faustino replies.

“Yes. In your biography, it says that you are not a lucky boy,” Chris says.

“No. It‘s just that I’m a bit clumsy,” Faustino says. A seagull comes from nowhere and attacks him, and then flies away. Faustino gets up, with a black eye and missing a tooth.

“See. I told you,” Chris says.

“No, it’s normal. Every day, a person is attacked by a random seagull that came from nowhere,” Mona sarcastically replies.

“Actually, seagulls’ attacks are very frequent,” A male, voice says.

“Who said that?” Joanne asks.

“Me,” A red-head boy is seen standing at the dock.

“Hey. It’s Lancelot,” Chris says.

“Hello, people,” Lancelot says. He looks around the island, “This place is pretty scary.” Lancelot trembles in fear, “I want my mommy.”

“You want your ‘mommy’!? Dude, you’ll never get a girlfriend,” Catheryn says, “Or even a friend.”

“You are mean. I’m scared of you,” Lancelot says, and cries.

Another boat is seen arriving, with a girl wearing all pink clothes.

“Hi everybody,” the girl says, waving. The boat arrives, and she steps off of the boat.

“Here’s Mindy,” Chris says.

“Oh. So much pinkness. I’m blind. My eyes,” Mona sarcastically says.

Mindy smiles, and sweetly says, “How are you, people?”

“Hey,” Nigel replies.

“Yo, gurl. Wazzup with dah pink?” Danny L. asks.

“Oh, I love pink. Why shouldn’t I wear that?” Mindy replies. Another boat arrives. A tan-skinned, attractive girl steps off.

“Helen,” Chris says.

“Hello Chris,” Helen sweetly replies.

“Wow. Hottie, yo,” Danny L. says.

“Uh, thanks, sweet,” Helen sweetly replies.

“Wow. Not too shabby,” Benny says, joking. He laughs.

“So, the place is, uh, interesting!?!?” Helen states.

“So interesting,” Catheryn says, rolling her eyes.

“Whatever. Here’s comes Sid,” Chris says.

A though guy with a blue mohawk steps off of the boat.

“Yo, dude” Danny L. says. Sid passes through him, and says “Shut up.”

“Dude, you are no fun,” Mona says.

“Shut up. Don’t talk with me,” Sid replies. He passes though the contestants

“No joke to this guy,” Benny whispers to Bitsy.

“Yes. He’s scarier than the zombies of Habitant Devil,” Bitsy replies . “Okay, shut up right now. Here’s the next guy,” Chris says. A guy wearing a cowboy hat steps off of the boat.

“Hey. I’m Woodrow,” the cowboy says, “It’s so nice to meet you.”

“Hey. I’ve seen you somewhere,” Faustino says.

“Woodrow, champion of the National Rodeo for Young Man three years I a row,” Woodrow replies.

“Hey. I was there in one of those contests. I won my ‘Riding on horses’ medal there. Are you that ‘Sheriff Woody’ guy?” Fantine asks.

“My career name,” Woodrow replies.

“So, you are famous!?!?” Catheryn takes her notepad again, “Finally, someone who people wants to know about.”

“Actually, I’m not that famous. I’m only known at the my city,” Woodrow replies. Catheryn frowns, and walks away.

Another boat arrives, and instantly leaves. A girl with a serious look at her face is seen at the dock.

“Lorelai,” Chris says.

“Hi,” Lorelai replies.

“Hey. Wazzup, gurl?” Danny L. asks.

“I’m Fine,” Lorelai replies, with a unexpressive look.

“Uh, Ice Queen is in dah house,” Benny says, joking. He starts to laugh. “Boy, you are no funny,” Catheryn states. “Well, actually, that one wasn’t that bad,” Joanne replies.

A boy is seen arriving from the sky, with a parachute. He arrives at the dock.

“Hey, this is Zachariah,” Chris says.

“Hey, Chris,” Zachariah replies to Chris.

Zachariah sees Helen, “Hello, hottie. I’m Zachariah, but you may already know it.”

“Why would we know about you?” Catheryn asks.

“Because he’s Zachariah Evans,” Faustino says.

“Who?” Catheryn asks.

“He’s the three-time winner of the Ontario’s Extreme Sports Championship. He is an inspiration to many people today,” Joanne replies.

“He is famous?” Catheryn asks. “Yes,” Fantine replies. “Finally, someone as famous as me,” Catheryn states. Chris frowns. Takes a notepad and a pen from her back, and asks for Zachariah “So, why are you there?”

“So, let’s meet the next competitor,” Chris says. A trendy girl with a cyan scarf steps off of the boat. “This is Yumi,” Chris says. “Hey,” Yumi replies.

“Yo gurl, mah name’s Danny L,”

“Oh. Hi Daniel,” Yumi replies.

“No, not Daniel. Danny L.?” Danny l. replies.

“Okay. Nice name. I like your shoes,” Yumi replies.

“Thanks, yo. I like it too,” Danny L. replies.

“Hey, nice scarf,” Lorelai says, as she smiles.

“Thanks. I did it,” Yumi states.

“You got the talent for fashion,” Lorelai states.

Another boat arrives, with a pretty, tanned skin boy. “Kasey. Welcome to Total Drama,” Chris says. The girls look at Kasey, and drool.

“Hey, Chris,” Kasey replies.

“Dude, you are so smexy.” Mona states.

“You are so hot that I’d eat you with cotton candy,” Mindy states. Everybody looks at her with a worried face, and she blushes.

Suddenly, a helicopter lands on the beach. A guy wearing a pilot’s costume steps off of the helicopter. “A pilot? We are going to compete against a grown-up pilot?” Faustino asks. “No, he isn’t competing,” Chris replies. The pilot opens the door of the vehicle, and carries his luggage up to the dock. A blond boy steps off the helicopter. He walks up to the dock.

“This is Orlando,” Chris says.

“Orlando Edgar Ogdenbuillt IV, for you,” Orlando replies.

“Hey. You are that spoiled kid that has a very rich dad! I saw you on TV,” Woodrow says.

“Don’t talk with me. I’m not allowed to talk with anyone who is less rich than me,” Orlando replies.

“Orlando?” Catheryn says.

“Catheryn?!?!” Orlando glares at Catheryn, and asks, “What are you doing here?”

“The same thing as you, ‘sweet’,” Catheryn replies.

“So, you’ve met each other before the competition?” Mona asks.

Catheryn smiles, and replies “It’s a long story. We were best friends, but then his family moved because..,” Orlando quickly interrupts her, “Not a good story. We don’t have enough time to talk about it.”

“Someday, they’ll know,” Catheryn replies, and smirks.

The last boat arrives. A brunette girl with relaxed eyes steps off of the boat. She doesn’t bring a luggage with her. “Look, such a beautiful nature. Who’s the monster who built a hotel at a such beautiful forest? The girl says.

“This is Starlight,” Chris says.

“Heeeeeey, brothers and sisters,” Starlight says, and makes the peace sign, “I hope we get all groooooovy, maaaan.”

“Okay, everybody has arrived. Let’s meet the place,”

“You are ruining our blast, maaaaaan,” Starlight replies. She stands with the others contestants.

“Follow me. Let’s meet the area,” Chris says.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants walking, inside the resort, “This is Paradise Falls. A former successful resort,” Chris pauses, and continues,” Then, something happened. Something bad, mean, scary, horrifying.” Lancelot wets himself in fear. The others look grossed at him.

“What happened?” Mindy asks.

“Bear attacks,” Chris replies. Lancelot screams, with a high-pitched voice.

They continue to walk, and stop in front of a wooden door. “This is our Confessional Sauna. Your confessions will be all ‘hot’,” Chris says, and laughs.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. She says, “It sucks. This is the worst place ever.”

Cliff is seen sleeping at the confessional.

Lancelot is seen at the confessional. “I always wanted to go to the sauna. However, it always scared me. But here I am, facing my fear. I’m so brave,” Lancelot proudly says. He then looks around, and starts to cry, “I want my mommy.”

“Anyway, let’s choose the teams,” Chris says.

“Can I choose it, can?” Mindy excitedly asks.

“No. They are already chosen,” Chris replies, and continues, “Alice, Catheryn, Zachariah, Orlando, Nigel, Yumi, Lorelai, Fausino, Lancelot, Benny and Mindy, you’ll be the ‘Mad Raccoons’.” Chris throws a blue flag with to Yumi and Nigel.

“Yay. I love raccoons. They are so cute,” Mindy happily says, “EEEEEEEEE.”

“I like raccoons too,” Faustino says. A raccoon then comes from nowhere and attacks Faustino.

“Anyway, It means that Cliff, Fantine, Danny L., Helen, Sid, Mona, Bitsy, Kasey, Joanne, Woodrow and Starlight are the 'Angry Birds',” Chris throws a red flag to Helen and Cliff.

“Angry Birds?” Bitsy says, “Cool name.”

“I love birds. I even have the Barbara Chick doll with the little cute bird," Fantine states.

“Each team will get two rooms. On for the boys, and other for the girls,” Chris says. He took four keys from his pocket, “The ‘Raccoons’ got room 28 and 29. The ‘Birds’ stay with room 30 and 31,” Chris says.

“And where are the rooms? I’m sleep,” Cliff says.

“Second floor,” Chris annoyed says, pointing to the stairs. Everybody runs up to the stairs.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants, now without theirs luggage, entering in the restaurant. “So, here’s the restaurant.” Chris says. “And guess what, Chef is back.” The contestants grumble.

“Crap,” Mona says. Chef throws a apple at her.

“Follow me. Let’ see our first challenge,” Chris says, and gives an evil smirk.

“They walk towards the dock.

The scene cuts to Chis and the contestants at a small cliff. “Guess what? We are going to dive,” Chris states.

What an original challenge,” a familiar female voice is heard.

Everybody turns out, and gasps.

“What are you doing here?” Chris angrily asks.

“I thought you were dead,” Woodrow says.

“I’m not dead,” The woman says. It is revealed that woman is actually Blaineley. “And I’m here to host this show,” she says, and smirks at Chris.

Chapter 2 – The Alive Host’s Chest
Chris is show at a lounging chair, wearing sunglasses, and sipping a drink from a cup. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the twenty two contestants arrived, and we picked the teams,” Chris says.

Blaineley walks up to the dock. “And then Chris was replaced by me, a way better host than he ever was,” the blonde diva hostess says.

“Get out. This show is only for real hosts,” Chris says, “Anyway, today we are seeing the first challenge. Who’s gonna win, and who’s gonna be the first eliminated? Discover here, on…”

“…Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls,” Blaineley says, interrupting Chris.

“Get out,” Chris says to Blaineley.

(Theme Song)

The campers are seen at the top of the small cliff, along with Chris and Blaineley, where they ended the last chapter.

“What are you doing here,” Chris says.

“I got a call of the producers, saying that they wanted me to host the show, along with you” Blaineley says.

“But it’s my show,” Chris says

“Well, according to the producers, it’s not anymore,” Blaineley replies.

Chris cellphone rings, and he answers the call, “What?...”

“Dude, I’m sleepy. Can you start the challenge?” Cliff states.

“Yeah. You are the host, so host this freaking show,” Catheryn angrily says.

Chris turns out the cellphone, “It was the producers. They told me that both me and Blaineley will be hosting,” Chris says, “Sadly.”

“Finally this show will have a decent host,” Blaineley states.

“Let the good old Chris here host the show,” Chris says.

“Old, we can’t deny. Good, no way,” Blaineley says in the confessional.

“So, the first challenge is simple: there are a couple of trunks in the lake. One of them has a key inside. You’ll have to dive down in the deep lake, pick a trunk and return here at the cliff. Then, you’ll have to open the trunk. The team who finds the trunk with the key first will win the first part of the challenge, and a prize that will help a lot with the second part,” Chris says.

“This reminds me of a mini-game from Nario Feast,” Bitsy says at the confessional.

“And what else? Sharks? Eels? Half-mutant half-cyborg dolphins?” Mona asks.

“Nothing. It’s just a simple challenge. No dangerous obstacles,” Chris replies.

“Really?” Catheryn asks.

“Yes, really,” Chris says smiling.

“I was excited to swim with sharks, eels and half-mutant half-cyborg dolphins,” Zachariah says in the confessional.

“Anyway, who’s going first for the Raccoons?

“Me,” Zachariah says.

“And for the Birds?” Chris asks.

“I’ll go for my team. I’m a good swimmer. I even won a medal for this,” Fantine says.

They get in position. “So, are you ready? Chris says, “Ready, set, GO!” Fantine and Zachariah jumps into the water.

They are seen falling. Fantine screams, while Zachariah is seen doing tricks and backflips in the air. They both fall on the water.

“Go Fantine,” Bitsy shouts.

“You can do it, Zach,” Mindy shouts, rooting for Zachariah.

Zachariah sees a trunk, and swim at it’s direction. He picks it, and swims to out of the water.

“Yeah,” Nigel shouts.

“Where’s Fantine?” Woodrow asks.

Zachariah arrives at the top of the of the cliff. “Here I am,” He shouts.

“Let’s open it,” Catheryn says. Zachariah picks the key, and open their trunk.

“Look. She’s gettin' out of dah water, yo” Danny L. says. Fantine runs back to the cliff.

“Nothing,” Faustino says.

“My turn,” Alice says. She runs, and jumps into the water, while Fantine arrives with the group.

“Quick,” Mona says. Fantine takes the key, and open the trunk, that is empty.

“My turn. Here I go,” Woodrow shouts, and jumps at the water.

Alice is seen swimming. “Hey, beautiful creature,” she says to a fish. The fish then starts to swim fast, while Alice follows it.

Woodrow falls, and swims, looking for the treasure chest.

The fish swims to a trunk. Alice sees, picks it and swim back to the shore.

Woodrow sees Alice with a trunk, and swims looking for another one. He then see one, and swim at it’s direction.

Alice gets out of the water, and runs to the cliff.

“She is out,” Lorelai says. The rest of the team cheers.

Woodrow gets out a few seconds after Alice.

“Quick, Woody,” Starlight shouts to the cowboy.

Alice arrives at the cliff.

“Yay. How you did it so fast?” Lancelot asks.

“I got the help of a sweet aquatic friend,” Alice says.

“Can you break the chat, and open this thing?” Catheryn annoyed says.

Woodrow then arrives at the cliff. “Good job,” Starlight says. She kisses him in the cheeks. Woodrow blushes.

Alice opens the treasure chest. It’s is empty. “My turn,” Benny says. The jokester runs, and jumps.

The Angry Birds opens their treasure chest that is also empty. “Who’s next?” Woodrow says.

“I’ll go,” Helen says. She runs at the edge of the cliff, and jumps into the water.

“Woo. The gurl's hawt, yo,” Danny L. says.

“Oh, yeah,” Sid replies.

Benny gets out of the water, but he didn’t bring nothing with him.

“What? You picked nothing?” Catheryn angrily says.

“I can’t stay underwater for too long. Sorry,” Benny says.

“You are not as good as me,” Orlando states, and rolls his eyes.

“If so, you can go next,” Benny says. The rich boy walks to the edge, and jumps. Helen then arrives at the cliff, “Here I am.”

“Go. Open it,” Mona says. They open the treasure chest that is empty, again.

“My turn,” Kasey says. He takes his shirt off. The girls squeals, and Joanne faints out. The hunk then runs to the edge, and jumps.

Orlando then gets out of the water, with a trunk. He runs at the cliff again.

“Where’s the hot boy?” Bitsy asks, worried. Kasey then gets out of the water, with a group of fishes behind him. The aquatic animals give the treasure chest to him, and swims back to the water.

Orlando arrives, and throws the trunk at the ground. He then opens it, but it’s empty.

“The challenge is getting boring,” Yumi says at the confessional.

“Time to the susrpises,” Chris says. A helicopter then arrives, and it throws three boxes at the lake. Two sharks get out of each box.

Lancelot is seen in the confessional, screaming in panic.

“I can go,” Bitsy says. She runs into the water.

“I’m not afraid of stupid sharks,” Catheryn says. She runs in the direction of the water.

Bitsy is seen underwater. She looks at a trunk, takes it, and swims back to the beach. Catheryn swims at the game girl direction. The gossip rich girl takes the trunk from Bitsy, and gets out of the water.

“I hate this girl,” Bitsy says in the confessional.

“I’m here,” Catheryn screams, while she gets out of the water. Her team cheers.

“Bitsy is here too,” Bitsy says, while she gets out of the water. The two girls run back to the top of the cliff. Catheryn arrives first, with Bitsy very close of her.

“Quick. We must win this challenge, yo," Danny L. states.

Chris comes in with Blaineley. “Look, the challenge has been pretty boring, so let’s make it funnier,” the mean host says.

“Totally. Because sharks eating a group of weird teenagers are so funny,” Blaineley sarcastically replies, rolling her eyes.

“Sharks?” Mindy shouts.

“I know we shouldn’t trust Chris,” Mona says in the confessional.

“Sharks are awesome,” Zachariah states, “Woohoo.”

“I prefer bunnies, butterflies, kitties, puppies,” Mindy says.

A few helicopters come from somewhere, each bringing up a box. The boxes fall in the water, releasing a group of sharks.

“My turn,” Starlight says. The hippie girl runs, and jumps in the water.

“Let me go again, Chris. Please,” Zachariah says.

“No,” the host replies.

“I’ll go,” Nigel says, and runs. The quiet teen then jumps in the lake.

Starlight is seen underwater. A shark then comes to attack her. She replies at the shark with a smile.

Nigel is seen swimming, looking for a trunk. He then sees something bright, and goes swimming at the mystery object’s direction.

The scene cut out to Starlight hiding in the shark. Starlight sees a trunk, and makes a “stop” signing with her hands. The ferocious animal stops, and the hippie girl gets off of his back. She picks the trunk.

The scene cuts to Nigel getting out of the water, and runs towards the top of the cliff. His team cheers. Starlight gets out of the water a few second after the silent skater.

Nigel arrives at the top of the cliff.

“Quick,” Catheryn says. Nigel put the trunk in the ground. The team quickly open it.

Starlight arrives with the rest of the group. She quickly join her team, and let the trunk fall in the ground.

The Raccons’ open their chest, that is empty. “Crap,” Catheryn shouts.

“I hate this challenge,” Catheryn says in the confessional.

The Birds open their trunk. “We find the key,” Mona shouts, as she picks the key and shows it to Chris.

“The Angry Birds won the first part of the challenge,” Chris says. The winning team cheers.

“Here’s your prize,” Chris says. He hands a bag to Woodrow.

Helen takes a spoon from the bag, and says “Spoons?!”

“And a map,” Joanne continues.

“What is that? A pirate-eating challenge?” Woodrow asks.

“Duh. We can’t eat a pirate,” Benny says. Bitsy laughs.

“That’d be so cool if it was an eating challenge,” Woodrow states in the confessional.

“Okay, go change to your clothes, and meet me at the docks in exactly one hour, to start the second part of the challenge,” Chris says.

“And don’t forget to bring the prizes with you,” Blaineley adds.

“I was going to say that,” Chris angrily says.

“But I said it first,” Blaineley replies. Chris sticks his tongue out at Blaineley.

“They look like two little kids fighting,” Mona says in the confessional.

“That was a hilarious fight,” Bitsy says at the confessional.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants standing at the front of a dark, mysterious forest,

“This place’s creeping me out,” Lancelot says.

“Stay calm, bro-yo,” Danny L. replies.

“In this part of the challenge, you’ll have to find a mysterious treasure chest that I’ve buried. You’ll have to dig up the chest and bring it to the finish line,” Chris says.

“The team who reaches the finish line first, wins the challenge and the immunity,” Blaineley says.

“The other team will vote someone off,” Chris completes.

“The treasure chest’s localization is at the map that the Evil-Killer-Chickens-Whatever team won,” Blaineley says.

“It’s ‘Angry Birds’,” Bitsy corrects.

“So, are we going to get a map too?” Zachariah asks.

“No. You lost the challenge, you get nothing,” Chris says.

“But, how we will find Chef without a map?” Faustino asks.

“I don’t know. That’s up to you, guys,” Chris replies.

“That’s really unfair,” Faustino says at the confessional. A loon enters at the confessional sauna, and attacks the unlucky boy.

“I think a shovel would be more useful than a spoon,” Cliff says.

“Yeah. But that’d made the challenge easier, and boring,” Chris replies.

“Chris’s not mah bro anymore, yo,” Danny L. states in the confessional.

The Angry Birds are seen walking inside the forest. Helen is ahead of the group, holding the map, while the rest of the team follows her.

“I miss my video-games so much,” Bitsy says.

“I miss my Barbara Chick dolls too,” Fantine replies.

The Mad Raccoons are seen hiding behind a tree, sneakily following the other team.

“What we are going to do?” Yumi asks.

“We are going to follow them. Duh,” Catheryn replies.

“Why?” Lancelot asks.

“Because they have a map, and thus, they know where the chest is,” Orlando says in an annoyed tone. He is seen in the confessional, and says, “I’m in a team of stupids.” He rolls his eyes.

“We must be sneaky, though, and with your talk, we will not be able to win this,” Lorelai says with her

The scene cuts to the Angry Birds. “We are close,” Helen says.

Kasey is seen standing behind Helen, looking around, while Bitsy and Joanne are gazing at him. The pretty boy looks at the two girls. “It’s time to begin my strategic plan,” Kasey says at the confessional.

“Hey girl,” Kasey says to Joanne.

“Oh, hey. What’s up?” Joanne replies. Kasey frowns, and walks back.

“Okay, I tried. But this Joanne girl is so boring,” Kasey says at the confessional.

The scene cuts to the Mad Raccoons, sneakily following the other team.



“Just one question. How we are going to win this? When they find the treasure chest, they’ll quickly run to the finish line,” Alice says.

“We will get out of our hideout and steal the chest from them, before they could even give a single step,” Zachariah replies.

“Steal? But, it’s wrong. We can’t do that. Steal is a crime. We can even get arrested,” Mindy says.

“Arrested? I can’t get arrested. They do really mean things at prison,” Lancelot despairingly says. He starts to cry.

Zachariah says “Calm down, little boy. They will beat you up daily, and will just force you to…” Lancelot freezes in fear.

“Shut up,” Lorelai shouts, with a serious tone, and slaps the radical guy in the head, “See what you’ve done with him. Also, we need to keep it PG.”

The camera turns to the Angry Birds. “And the treasure we were looking for is right here,” Helen says, pointing to the ground. “We are gonna win,” Mona says.

Time goes by. The Angry Birds have unearthed the treasure chest. Fantine tries to lift it from the hole, but she fails.

“It’s pretty heavy,” Fantien says.

“Lucky us we have five strong boys at our team,” Helen flirtatious says at the boys. All the boys except Sid pick the chest from the ground.

“Hey. You’ll not help us?” Mona says.

“No,” Sid replies.

“Okay. At least we know who we are voting if we lose,” Kasey says.

“I don’t care. I don’t want to be here. I just signed up because my mother wanted,” Sid states.

Catheryn jumps off of the bush she was hiding, and says, “No, you didn’t. As a fellow future-reporter, I’ve read all of your biographies, and in yours, it’s clearly says that you auditioned because your family need the money.”

“Get out, girl,” Sid angrily says.

“Wait. What you were doing behind this bush,” Mona asks.

Catheryn replies, “Well, I was, uh... Ah, forget. Attack!” The Raccons member all jump off of the bush they were hiding.

“RUN!” Bitsy shouts. The Birds team runs at the direction of the forest’s exit. The Raccoons runs soon behind them.

“Quick. They are close,” Joanne says.

Zachariah climbs up a three, and jumps on the Birds boys, and takes the treasure chest from them. He starts to run faster.

The Birds members chases after Zachariah. The extreme boy jumps into a vine, and swings in it at the finish line.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef and Blaineley all relaxing at a lounging chair, close to the finish line.

“What a wonderful life,” Chef says.

“All the challenges must take place at the forest,” Blaineley says. She sips a drink form a coconut.

“I told you,” Chris says.

Suddenly, the contestants all arrives at the finish line. They all bump at the staff members.

“What’s happening?” Chris says, angry.

“We won the challenge,” Benny says.

“Yeah. I arrived at the finish line with the treasure chest,” Zachariah says.

“Yes. But, I think you forgot something,” Chris says.

“Lancelot,” Zachariah shouts.

“That’s right. I said the first team who crossed the line with the chest would win,” Chris says.

“So, anybody won?” Catheryn asks.

“Technically, the Birds crossed the finish line with the treasure chest, since both teams crossed it together,” Chef states.

“Yeah. That does make sense. So, it means that the victory goes to the Angry Birds,” Chris says. The winner team cheers.

“And you will have to vote someone out,” Blaineley says to the Mad Raccoons.

“And you got the key for the pool room,” Chris says.

“Pool party,” Mona says.

The scene cuts to the Angry Birds at the pool room.

“That is so awesome,” Bitsy says.

“Yeah. I’ve waited for a party since my arrival,” Mona says.

“But we’ve arrived today,” Cliff says.

Kasey is seen taking a sunbath at a deck chair. Helen takes him for his arm, and pushes him.

“I know what you are trying to do,” Helen says.

“What? I’m not doing anything,” Kasey replies.

“Yeah, you are. Flirting with girls to your own benefit,” Helen says.

Kasey replies, “No, I’m n…”

“I’m way smarter than you think I am. Look, if you use your beauty for the game, and I use mine, we can go all the way to the final two together. What do you think” Helen says.

“That’s a good plan. And I accept,” Kasey says. The two teens smirks at each other.

Catheryn is discussing the vote with the others girls of the Raccoons team at their room.

“It must be Zachariah, Lancelot or Orlando,” Alice says.

“Lancelot is the one who screwed up in the challenge,” Yumi says.

“But it was all Zach’s fault,“ Mindy says.

“Right, they may have screwed up in the challenge, but at least they are nice. Orlando’s a jerk. I wouldn’t mind to see him gone,” Alice says.

The Raccoons boys except Orlando are seen discussing at their room.

“I’ll vote for Orlando. He’s so rude, and keep insulting us,” Faustino says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“But those two screwed up badly,” Benny says, pointing at Zachariah and Lancelot.

“That wasn’t my fault,” Lancelot says, guilty.

“So, where’s the rich boy, really? Zachariah asks.

“I’m here,” Orlando says.

“What you were doing?” Benny asks.

“You don’t have the right to know anything I do, idiot,” Orlando replies, and rolls his eyes.

“That guy is a jerk, definitely,” Nigel says at the confessional.

The camera cuts to the Chris, the two co-hosts and the contestants around a bonfire at the beach.

“Those shells, exclusively found around the beautiful falls of the island, represent your life at the competition. If I call your name, you must come here and pick your shell. If you do not receive a shell, that means that you are eliminated, and will never return, ever,” Chris says.

“Until the middle of the season, when he will bring up someone just to make the season longer, and get more ratings,” Blaineley says.

Chris glares at her, and continues, “Anyway. The first shell goes to Alice, Benny, Catheryn, Yumi, Nigel, Faustino, Lorelai, and Mindy, you are safe.” Mindy sighs in relief. Chris says, “The next shell goes to Zachariah.” The brunette catches his shell. “Orlando, Lancelot, one of you will be going home tonight. The final shell goes to…”

“Orlando,” Chris says, and tosses the shell to the rich teen.

“I’m sorry, Lancelot,” Alice says.

“It’s okay. Well, that was a great experience. I’ve faced my fears. That was the greatest experience I’ve ever lived,” Lancelot says. He walks thought the dock, and steps into the boat. The camper waves at him, and he waves back at them.

“So, Lancelot is gone. Twenty-one still in. What will happen next? Find out right here, on Total…Drama:…Paradise Falls!” Blaineley says.

“That was my line,” Chris says.

Chapter 3 – Rowing in the Deep
Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had the first challenge. It was really complicated to explain. Orlando insulted everyone, Catheryn talked a lot, Bitsy missed her games, and Lancelot was annoyingly scared. The Angry Birds technically won the challenge. Orlando and Lancelot was the bottom two, but the scared dork ended up eliminated,” the host says. “Wait, where’s Blaineley?”

“She’s taking a beauty sleepy,” Chef says, out of screen.

Chris sighs in relief, and says, “So, find out what’s happening this time, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The Angry Birds girls, except Helen, are seen at their room.

“I can’t believe we won,” Mona says.

“Yes, that was so great,” Fantine says.

“Yeah. We are blasting this game, sisters,” Starlight says.

“Thanks to team work,” Bitsy says.

Bitsy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Something the games learned me in that everything ends up well with team work. Nario, Weegee and Tsuyoshi. Monkey Donk and Deedee Donk. Ronik the Porcupine and Snails. They are the best team ever." A tear falls from her eyes. "I miss them."

The camera cuts to Helen and Kasey sitting together at the beach.

“The place may be crappy, but this lake is a truly beautiful,” Helen says.

“It as beautiful as you,” Kasey replies. Helen blushes, and shays, “Thank you.” They look at each other face, and kiss.

Helen says in the confessional. “Kasey is so amazing. I’ve never liked someone so fast before, but he’s so…” She sighs, “… he’s so amazing,” Helen says.

Kasey says in the confessional, “I thought she was smarter than that. But, she failed for the ‘guy in love’ chat,”

The camera cuts to the Angry Birds boys at their room.

“That party last night was amazing,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah. That was dah beast, yo,” Danny L. says.

Sid says in the confessional, “Okay, I’m sick of this. The party was good, I admit. But, I really don’t feel comfortable about being with much people. I’ve grew up alone, and like to be alone.” He sighs.

“We need to win today again,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah, that was awesome,” Cliff says. He suddenly falls asleep at his bed, and snores. The others glares at him.

The camera cuts to the Mad Raccoons except Catheryn, at the hall of the hotel. They are sitting in a couch.

“I still don’t get why we lost last night,” Alice says.

“Partly because ‘Mr.-I-Scary-Everybody’ here,” Lorelai dryly says, pointing to Zachariah.

“That wasn’t my fault. Lancelot was too much of a scared cat,” Zachariah defensively replies.

“But you shouldn’t scare him,” Lorelai dryly replies.

“Okay,” Alice says, “Zachariah isn’t the one to blame. He did screw up, but Orlando just insulted everybody. He helps out in the challenge, but he’s a jerk also,”

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Agreed,” Mindy says, “Him and Catheryn are voting something together, also. We must keep an eye on them.” Orlando frowns, and leaves the hall.

“So, speaking of Catheryn, where is she?” Faustino asks.

The camera cuts to Catheryn hiding behind a tree, spying on Helen and Kasey. She says at the confessional, “Wow. So, sassy girl and hottie-hottie are together, uh? That is hot stuff.” She takes a notepad, and writes something in it.

Helen and Kasey walk up to the hotel. Catheryn sneakily follows them.

Fantine, Bitsy and Joanne are seen leaving the Birds girl’s room.

“Where are you going?” Helen asks.

“To the pool,” Bitsy replies. Fantine excitedly squeals.

“Great,” Helen says.

“Yeah, it is,” Fantine excitedly says.

“Thanks to not invite me,” Helen sarcastically says.

“No problem,” Fantine clueless says.

“She was being sarcastic,” Joanne explains. “Oh. I knew it,” Fantine replies.

Alice is seen at the beach. Mindy and Nigel walks up to her.

“Hey,” Nigel says.

“Hey. You are here,” Alice says.

“Why you wanted us here?” Mindy asks.

“I have a deal for you, guys?” Alice says.

Mindy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Alice wanted an alliance against Orlando. Is that right? I don’t want to be against anybody here. I know, Orlando’s a jerk, but I think he does has a heart inside all of the evilness.”

“So, what do you say?” Alice says.

“Yeah, I’m in,” Nigel says.

“And you, Mindy?” Alice asks.

“I don’t know. I really don’t want to cause any conflicts here,” Alice says.

“Okay. I understand,” Alice says. The nature lover leaves, and Nigel and Mindy leave soon after her. Catheryn gets out of under the dock, after they leave.

Catheryn in seen in the confessional. “The whole team is against Orlando, just because he insulted everybody. Even Alice is doing an alliance against him? That’s definitely interesting. I’ll see what I can do here,” she says, and smirks.

Cliff is seen meditating at the front of the hotel. Starlight walks up.

“Hey,” the Hippie girl says. The Zen guy doesn’t replies.

“Okay,” Starlight says.

Cliff open his eyes, “Oh, sorry. I was just relaxing.”

“Oh. Listen to Janice Jopolyn always helps me to relax,” Starlight says.

“Do you like her too?” cliff says.

“Yeah, man. She’s, like, totally my psychedelic idol,” Starlight says. They both giggle. The day has turned into night. They are seen laughing.

“You are so funny,” Cliff says. Starlight smiles, and he smiles back at her. They lean to kiss, but are interrupted by Bitsy.

“The girls were asking where you were, Starly,” the gamer girl says, “What’s happening?”

“Oh. We are just talking,” Cliff says. He looks at the sky, and says, “I’m so sleepy. ‘m going back to my room. Good night, girls.”

“Good night, Cliff,” Bitsy says. Starlight blushes, and looks down.

The hippie girl was seen in the confessional. “Woodrow is a nice guy. I really like him. But I found out that Cliff has the same likes as me. He’s a funny guy, also,” Starlight says. She sighs, and continues, “We have just started the show. Just because we are friends, that doesn’t mean that I have to date any of them, right?” She gives a forced smile.

Everybody is seen at the hall of the hotel. “It is so great when Chris leave us alone, with no challenges and drama,” Faustino asks.

“It’s time for another challenge. Dress up with your swimsuits and meet me at the beach,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“That was too good to be truth,” Yumi says. She rolls her eyes.

Chris is seen at the beach, while the contestants are arriving.

“Good morning,” Chris happily shouts.

“What does it has of so good?” Mindy asks.

“Blaineley is taking her beauty sleep, and she haven’t bother me yet,” Chris says, “And with happiness and pleasure that I presents the second challenge,” Chris shouts.

“You are not doing it without me,” Blaineley says.

“Oh crap!” Chris shouts, and frowns.

“Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran is here to host the newest challenge,” Blaineley says.

“I think you meant ‘Mildred’,” Chris says, and smirks at Blaineley.

Blaineley glares at him, and says, “Whatever. You can leave now and let me host this show.”

“I always was the host of the show, and I’m still. No way I’m going to give up from this job because of you. Everybody prefers me over you. I’m Chris McLean, the best host the TV has ever seen,” Chris says.

“Really? So, why we don’t let the contestants chose who they want to host?” Blaineley says.

Catheryn says, “Blaineley all the way. You rule, girl.”

“Thank you. I’m glad that someone here is a fan of mine,” Blaineley replies.

Catheryn replies, “Oh you are the diva of the...”

“Shut up,” Chris shouts, “So, today’s challenge is the collection of rowing-related challenges.”

“Kind of the ‘row-row’ challenge in season 3?” Mona asks.

“No .It’s something new. Anyway, for the first part, you’ll have to get your paddles underwater,” Chris explains.

“I’ll go for my team,” Woodrow says. He looks at Starlight, and smiles. Starlight smiles back at Woodrow. She then looks at Cliff and looks down with a confused face.

“Alice should go. She has the help of the animals,” Faustino says. A beaver comes from nowhere and jumps in his face, attacking him.

Fantine says in the confessional, “I’m feeling bad about Faustino. He doesn’t get along well.”

“Okay, I’ll go,” Alice says.

Chris says, “Right. The challenge starts…”

“NOW!” Blaineley shouts. Chris glares at her.

Woodrow swims in the direction of the paddles. A shark then comes from nowhere and attacks him. He jumps in the shark’s back, and rides in it like a horse.

Alice swims at the paddles’ direction, which was tied in a stone. She unties it, and swims back to shore.

Woodrow is seen in the shark’s back. He sees the paddle tied, and jumps of the shark. He swims at the rock, untie the paddles, and swims back.

Alice gets out of the water, with the paddles.

“The Raccoons wins the first challenge,” Chris says. The Raccoons cheers.

Woodrow then gets out of the water, with the paddles in his hands.

“What will be our second challenge? Who will win this? Find out after the break, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” Chris says.

Everybody is shown at the dock. The contestants are wearing a life jacket.

“In the second challenge, you will have to row in those canoes. There are one flag with the color of the teams in each of those eight buoys. Each team will have to row, and get the flags from the buoys, numbered from 1 to 8. The first team to get all the eight flags, won the challenge, and immunity,” Chris says, explaining the challenge.

“And what’s out prize for winning the first part of the challenge?” Yumi asks.

“The Raccoons will get a little advantage of 10 seconds in the challenge,” Chris replies. The Raccoons cheers. “So, go choose your canoes,” Chris says. Everybody runs to their canoes.

In the red canoes, Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne goes on the first one; Danny L., Mona and Sid goes in the second one; Starlight, Wodorow and Cliff goes in the third one; Helen and Kasey goes on the last one.

In the blue canoes, Yumi, Benny and Lorelai goes in the first one; Nigel, Alice and Mindy goes in the second one; Zachariah and Faustino goes in the third one; Catheryn and Orlando goes in the last one.

Chris holds a starting pistol. “So, the Raccoons starts with ten seconds of advantage. After the ten seconds, the Birds can go,” Chris says. “Go!” He shouts.

The Raccoons starts to row. Alice, Nigel and Mindy rows at the buoy with ‘#1’, which was close from the dock. Alice picks the first blue flag. They continue to row.

“…Eight, nine, and ten. Go, Birds,” Chris says. The Angry Birds team starts to row.

Sid, Mona and Danny L. gets at the ‘#1’ buoy, and Mona gets the first red flag.

“Let’s go for the next,” Mona says.

“The game is tied with one flag for each team,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Catheryn and Orlando are seen sitting in the boat, not even caring for the challenge. “So, I heard that everybody wants to vote for you,” Catheryn says to Orlando.

“Who cares?” Orlando says.

“You care. Because you don’t want to get voted off. If we lose today, you’ll definitely get voted off,” Catheryn says.

“Okay, I get it. What do you want?” Orlando asks.

“So, I have a deal. I can save you for the elimination, but then you’ll owe me,” Catheryn says.

Orlando thinks a little. “Deal,” he says.

Lorelai, Benny and Yumi are rowing in the direction of the buoy ‘#2’. Sid, Mona and Danny’s boat then comes from nowhere, picks the red flag, and leaves. Mona sticks up her tongue at Lorelai.

“Meh,” Lorelai dryly says.

“What are you? A goat?” Benny says, laughing. Lorelai glares at him. Yumi rolls her eyes, and gets the blue flag.

Benny is seen in the confessional. He says, “People here don’t have any sense of humor.”

“Two for the Birds, two for the raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen rowing around. Zachariah looks sad.

“So, what’s up?” Faustino asks.

“Nothing,” Zachariah says, while turning his head to the side.

“It does. You look sad,” Faustino says.

Zachariah is seen in the confessional. “Okay, I’ve been a bit guilty about Lancelot’s elimination. I’ve been thinking, and it was kind of my fault. If I didn’t scared him, our team would won,” he says. He then sighs.

“I’m just thinking about what I did,” Zachariah replies.

“Oh. The thing in the last challenge. It wasn’t your fault, man. Lorelai was just caring about Lance. I don’t know why, though. But really, forget it, it wasn’t your fault,” Faustino says.

“Thanks, dude,” Zachariah says.

Helen and Kasey are seen flirting in the boat. “Kasey, I want to tell you something,” Helen says. “What?”

“I really like you. Really, really,” Helen says.

“I, like you, too. You are my sweet foxy,” Kasey says. Helen blushes, and they kiss.

Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne are seen looking at them, in the side.

“Oh, it’s so sweet. They are meant for each other, like Nario and Princess Pear, or Monkey Donk and Sweet Donk. And Slink and Princess Zilda,” Bitsy says.

“Irk. Kisses are gross. Boys are gross,” Fantine says.

“Oh, Kasey’s so sweet,” Joanne says.

The scene changes to a disclaimer. It is seen in it “The following confessional is boring. Seriously, you can even sleep with it. Watch at your own risk.”

“Joanne is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is so sweet. And hot. Oh, he is, like, a really sweet and cute guy,” she says.

Nigel and Mindy are rowing, while Alice is seen admiring the nature.

“That’s sure a beautiful lake,” Alice says.

“Oh yeah, it is,” Mindy says, smiling.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Anyway, I was thinking about what you tell me, earlier,” Mindy says to Alice.

“What?” Alice confusedly asks.

“The alliance, against Orlando,” Mindy replies.

“Oh. The alliance. Look, I understand if you don’t want to join this. I think I’m being too mean to trying to vote for a guy that I’ve met a few days ago,” Alice says.

“Actually, I’m joining this. I was thinking, and Orlando was really mean to everybody,” Mindy says.

“Yeah, girl,” Nigel says.

“Oh, you are sweet, Nigel,” Mindy says, and giggles.

Starlight, Woodrow and Cliff are seen close to ‘#3’ buoy. They row at the buoy’s direction. Starlight gets up to tries to pick the flag. The canoe then starts to move. Starlight holds on the flag, and falls on the water.

“Starly,” Cliff shouts.

“I’ll save you,” Woodrow says.

“No, I’ll,” Cliff says.

Both jumps into the water. “Where are you, Star?” Woodrow says, looking for Starlight in the lake.

“I’m here,” Starlight says, at their side.

“How you did it?” Cliff says.

“I can swim, boys,” Starlight says, “But thanks to try to save me. It was very nice of you both to save me. And I got another flag.”

Helen and Kasey are seen close to the ‘#4’ buoy. They get closer to it, and Helen gets the flag.

“The Birds are winning with four flags against two,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“Come on. We are losing? We can’t lose again,” Zachariah says, and gets up, “Let’s win this.”

“Yeah. For the Raccoons,” Faustino says, as he gets up. An eagle comes and attacks him, and he falls in the water. Zachariah looks at the unlucky boy with a worried look. “I’m fine,” Faustino says. Two ells comes and electrocutes him.

Yumi, Benny and Lorelai row at the third buoy’s direction.

“They’ve already picked their flag from here,” Yumi says.

“I’m seeing a red boat right there,” Benny says, as they see the boat of Mona, Sid and Danny is seen in a few miles of distance from their boat. Yumi picks the third flag, and they start to row harder.

“Birds four, Raccoons three,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Nigel, Alice and Mindy rowing. They see the ‘#4’ buoy a few feet from them.

“Look. Another flag,” Alice says.

“I’ll get it for you,” Nigel says. He jumps into the water, and swim at the buoy. He picks the flag, and returns to the boat.

“Good job, Nigel,” Mindy says. She kisses him in the cheek.

Nigel is seen in the confessional. He blushes.

“It’s tied with four flags for each team” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Zachariah and Faustino.

“Woo. We tied,” Faustino says.

“And we still are going to win,” Zachariah says. He points to the ‘#5’ buoy.

“Yay,” Faustino says.

“The Raccoons are now winning, with five flags against four,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

“Crap!” Sid shouts.

“I’m seeing another flag, yo!” Danny L. says. They row at the ‘#5’ buoy. Danny picks the flag.

“It’s tied all again,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Starlight, Cliff and Woodrow cheers.

“Let’s go. We still can win this,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to Benny, Yumi and Lorelai. The ‘#6’ buoy is seen.

“Look. The sixth buoy,” Benny says, pointing at it.

“Let’s go for it,” Yumi says. They row to out of the screen.

Mona, Danny L. and Sid see the same buoy.

“I found dah otha flag, yo,” Danny L. says.

The camera cuts to the ‘#6’ buoy. Suddenly, two hands pick the flags of it. The camera zooms out, revealing that the hands were actually from Lorelai and Mona.

“What?” Lorelai says.

“Stroke! We need to get the last flag before them,” Yumi shout. They all stroke the canoe harder.

“The Raccoons and the Birds both got the sixth flag. Only two more flags left,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Helen and Kasey.

“Kasey, did you listen to Chris? We are tied, and there are only two flags left.” Helen says.

“Yeah, I did. But, let’s stay here. I trust our team, and I know they will win,” Kasey replies.

“Oh. If you say so,” Helen says.

Kasey is seen in the confessional. “I don’t have idea if the team is going to win,” Kasey says, “If we win, great. If we lost, I’ll have the girls to vote for Helen.” He gives an evil laugh.

Helen is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is, like, the awesomenest guy in the world,” she says, and sighs, “He’s so incredible, caring, sweet and hot.” She sighs.

The scene changes to Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne rowing randomly.

“Where are we?” Fantine asks.

“I don’t know. Bitsy told us that she had a inexistent pathway,” Joanne says.

“Hey. I know where are we,” Bitsy replies.

“And where are we again?” Joanne asks.

Their canoe suddenly crashes into something. The girls go look where they have crashed, and they see that it was the ‘#7’ buoy.

“I told you,” Bitsy says to Joanne.

“The Birds found the seventh flag. One more left for them, against two left for the Raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen at the side of the ‘#7’ buoy, getting their flag.

“We found it. The Raccoons rules,” Zachariah says, as he does the ‘rock on’ sign with his hands.

“And the Raccoons have find the seventh one. Go look for the last one,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene cuts to Catheryn and Orlando.

“Dude, It’s just one more flag left. Better we win this time,” Catheryn says.

“And we are,” Orlando says. He points to a buoy, with a ‘#8’ written in it. They row at it, and Catheryn picks the flag.

“I got it!” Catheryn shouts.

“Everybody, return to the dock, to announce the end of the challenge,” Chris says.

The scene cuts to everybody in the dock.

Chris is picking blue flags from the floor. “…five… six… seven… and eight. The victory goes to the Raccoons. And they won the pool room key,” he says. The Mad Raccoons cheers.

Chris turns to the other team, “Angry Birds, meet me at the elimination ceremony in four hours.”

“So close,” Mona says.

“We are voting for Sid, right?” Kasey whispers in Helen’s ear. She nods.

“Muahahahahaha,” Kasey laughs at the confessional, “I’ve already convinced Bitsy and Joanne to vote with me. Bye bye, Helen,” he says, as he waves.

The Angry Birds guys are reunited at their room. “We are going to vote for Helen, guys. She didn’t anything in the challenge,” Kasey says.

“But, she’s hot. We can’t vote for her,” Danny L. says.

“But it was her fault that we lost. She must go,” Kasey says.

“Whatever. I’m taking a nap before the elimination,” Cliff says.

The scene change to the Angry Birds girls’ room, where they were discussing the vote.

“Who we are voting for?” Bitsy asks.

“I don’t know. What about Cliff?” Joanne asks.

“No way. Anybody screwed the challenge, so we must choose someone who isn’tlikeable enough,” Starlight says, “Any other suggestion?”

“I do have one,” Helen smirks.

Joanne and Bitsy are seen leaving the room.

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants all at the elimination ceremony at the beach.

“Okay. You have voted, and anybody who doesn’t get the special exclusively amazing shells from Paradise Falls, will walk through the Dock of Losers, and take the Boat of Shame, and will never return,” Chris says.

“Yeah, sure. Anybody will return. You’ll not bring back someone to the competition for more drama, ratings and money,” Helen sarcastically says. Chris glares at her.

“That’s what I said in the last elimination. We all know you very well, Chris,” Blaineley says.

“Whatever. The first shell goes to Danny L.” Chris throws a shell to Danny L. “Mona, Bitsy, Fantine.” Chris throws a shell to the three girls. “Starlight, Woodrow, Cliff,” Chris throws a shell to the three friends. “Boring Girl.” Chris tosses a shell to Joanne. “My name is Joanne,” she angrily says. “Who cares?” Chris replies. “Sid is also safe.” He tosses a shell to Sid. “Helen and Kasey. The last shell goes to…”

“Helen,” Chris says, and tosses a shell to Helen.

“What?” Kasey confused shouts, “Helen should go. Why me?”

“I’m way smarter than you think. ‘I love you, Kasey, kiss me’,” Helen says, “Yeah, I’m a great actress.”

“You lied to me,” Kasey says.

“You lied to me first,” Helen replies.

“Whatever. You are all going to pay. I’m going to…” Kasey says. Before he can finish, Chef picks him, walks through the dock and throws him at the Boat.

“I’ll get my revenge. You’ll see,” Kasey screams. Everybody besides Helen looks with wide eyes.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the pool room.

“Hey, Nigel,” Mindy says to Nigel, who was relaxing at the pool.

“Hey” Nigel replies.

“So. I want to thanks you. We did a good job together. We make a great pair,” she says, but catches herself, “I mean, a great trio. Me, you and Alice, we are great in the challenges.” Nigel smiles, and Mindy smiles back, blushing. They look at each other, and kiss. "I’ll Always Love You" then starts to play.

“What is that?” Mindy asks.

“Sorry, it's me. I’m putting a song here. A good party needs a good song,” Yumi says. Nigel and Mindy laughs.

Chapter 4 – Project Next Top Model
Chris is stands into the dock. He says, “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the contestant competed in a rowing challenge, where they had to capture flags from the buoys in the lake. Alice formed an alliance with Nigel and Mindy to eliminate Orlando. Kasey and Helen started to date, as a part of his plan to eliminate her. The Mad Raccoons won the challenge, and Kasey convinced his team to eliminate Helen. They both ended up in the bottom two, but the pretty boy was the one who took the Boat of Shame, swearing revenge on his team. That’d sure bring a lot of ratings. Who’s going next? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

“What a long recap. Good hosts do a small recap,” Blaineley says, walking up to the screen.

“Stop!” Chris shouts. “You are so annoying,”

(Theme Song)

The Angry Birds are seen after the last elimination ceremony. Joanne, Bitsy and Fantine are sitting at the logs with their head downs.

“I’ll miss his hotness,” Bitsy says.

“Girls, he was manipulating us,” Helen says.

“The guy’s a sicko. He deserved to leave,” Sid says.

“He didn’t even tried the challenge. He was a lazy jerk,” Helen states.

“Whatever. I’m going sleep. See you guys tomorrow,” Cliff says. He gets up, and walks away.

“Me too,” Danny L. says. He gets up, and walks away, followed by the others boys.

“Okay girls. So, I think we should stick together. I’m sure Kasey wasn’t the only boy who was attracting all the girls to make it further,” Helen says.

“Are you saying we should form an alliance?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Helen replies.

“No, thanks. I don’t need an alliance. I don’t want to play the game,” Mona says.

“Nice. This way you are going to win,” Helen sarcastically says.

“I’m in,” Fantine says.

“Me too, I love to play games,” Bitsy.

“And you both?” Helen asks to Starlight and Joanne.

“Yes,” Joanne confused says.

“I say no,” Starlight replies.

“Are you sure?” Helen asks. Starlight nods. “Let’s go, girls,” Helen says. She leaves, soon followed by Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne.

Starlight is seen at the confessional. “Helen is obviously trying to eliminate the boys. I don’t hate them. I really like Woodrow and Cliff, and Danny L. is a funny guy. Sid is still a mistery for me, though,” she says.

Mona is seen at the confessional. She says, “Helen seems pretty devastated about Kasey. When she told us last night that he was lying to her, she seemed pretty sad. But I’m not sure if I should be in an alliance with her. She seems mischievous.”

The scene changes to the morning. The Mad Raccoons are seen sleeping at their room.

“Breakfast time. Wake up!” Chris screams over the loudspeaker. The girls wake up. Mindy falls from her bed.

“Argh. What the heck is that?” Yumi asks.

“It’s not What the Heck, it’s Paradise Falls,” Alice replies, screaming.

“No, I meant… Ah, forget,” Yumi replies.

“It’s breakfast. We should go,” Lorelai says.

The scene changes to the boys from the Mad Raccoons leaving their room.

“I loved the party last night. It was awesome,” Benny says.

“We danced all the night,” Zachariah says.

“It was epic,” Faustino states.

“We must win next challenge for the party,” Zachariah says.

“Yes. I’m sure the team wants a party again,” Benny states.

“Yeah,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the contestants at the restaurant. The Mad Raccoons is seen in the table close to the kitchen.

“What is this?” Yumi asks, pointing at a brown substance at her plate.

“That’s gross,” Lorelai says in a serious tone.

“No way I’m gonna eat that,” Orlando says.

“Me neither,” Catheryn says.

“At least it’s not alive,” Faustino says. The disgusting meal growls at Faustino, and walks away. Everybody looks at each other with wide eyes.

“That’s what happens when people eat meat,” Alice says.

The Angry Birds is seen in the other table, close to the door.

“Chef’s food is so raunchy,” Starlight says.

“I miss my mom’s food,” Mona says.

“Me too. My mother was a skilled cook,” Woodrow says.

“My mother cooks only vegetarian food. Save the whales and all the animals in general,” Starlight says.

“Yes. We need to treat animals equally,” Cliff says.

“You are vegetarian too?” Starlight asks.

“Sure,” Cliff replies.

Starlight is seen at the confessional. She says, “He’s vegetarian too? He’s so outa sight. I’m having a blast time with him.”

“I’d rather eat mushrooms and bananas,” Bitsy says.

“Like a monkey,” Fantine says, and laughs, “My joke was so funny.”

“So funny. I’m laughing out loud inside,” Helen sarcastically says, and rolls her eyes.

“Someone’s having a bad day?” Joanne asks.

“No. I’m just sad with the whole Kasey thing,” Helen says.

“I’ll comfort yo, gurl” Danny L. says, hugging Helen. Helen punches Danny L in the face, and he falls in the ground.

“Sorry, gurl,” he says, as he gets up.

“I’m done. I can eat this more of this,” Mindy says, at the Raccoons’ table.

“Chef could get some cook lessons,” Lorelai says.

“And make food for the vegetarians,” Alice says.

“Yeah, whatever,” Zachariah says.

Mindy and Nigel are seen flirting.

Mindy is seen at the confessional. “The kiss was so good. Nigel is a great guy. I think we are going too fast, though,” she says.

Nigel is seen at the confessional. “Yeah. Mindy is great,” he says.

Chris and Blaineley enter in the restaurant.

“Challenge time!” Chris says.

“Challenge? But we just did a challenge two days ago,” Catheryn shouts.

“This is Total Drama, a competition reality show, not vacations,” Chris says.

“And next challenge will not be dangerous,” Blaineley says.

“To this challenge, we are getting three special guests,” Chris says.

“Blaineley is the most special guest you could have,” Catheryn says.

“Thank you,” Blaineley replies.

Blaineley is seen at the confessional. “I hope this Catheryn girl win. She’s my fan. She’s a smart girl, who has a good taste,” Blaineley says.

“Two of the three guests are former Total Drama competitors,” Chris says.

“Is that Geoff?” Mona asks. Chris glares at her. “What? I like Geoff. He’s pretty fun.”

“Anyway, our first guest is a fan-favorite. She had a boyfriend, but she didn’t remember his name. It’s Lindsay!” Chris says.

Lindsay enters at the restaurant. “Hi, new people. It’s great to be here,” Lindsay says.

“Lindsay! I’m your fan. You are fashion,” Yumi excitedly says.

“Thanks. I love you scarf,” Lindsay replies.

“You are hottie,” Danny L. says.

“Oh, thanks. You are so cute,” Lindsay says.

“So, the next guest is a girl who people loved to hate, and hated to love. She was evil, went bald, then crazy, and ended up with the Spanish guy. It’s Heather!” Chris says.

“I’m just doing that because you are paying well, McLean,” Heather says.

“We don’t care, as longer as you do,” Chris says. Heather rolls her eyes.

“Hello, Heather,” Lindsay says.

“Hi. What’s up?” Heather asks.

“I don’t know. I’m not a plane,” Lindsay replies. Heather rolls her eyes.

“Finally, the last, and most special guest. She’s a pretty and awesome girl, who has the best daddy ever. It’s… Crystal!” Chris shouts. “Who?” Joanne asks.

“Shut up, boring girl.

A black-haired girl, with a pink dress enters at the restaurant. “Hello. I’m Crystal,” the girl says, as she waves at the others contestants.

“She’s Crystal McLean. She’s my daughter,” Chris says. Everybody else gasps.

“I didn’t knew you had a daughter, Chris,” Bitsy states.

“Well. Having a teenager daughter make me look old,” Chris says.

“How old are you, Crystal?” Zachariah asks to Crystal.

“I’m fifteen,” Crystal replies.

“I di’n’t know u were married, yo,” Danny L. says.

“I’m not. Her mother is a girlfriend I had in my early twenties’. She left when Crystal was 3, but I was rich, so I didn’t care,” Chris states.

“So, if she was born when you were in your twenty’s, and she has fifteen, that means that you are about thirty-five,” Mona says.

“Shut up. People don’t need to know that,” Chris states, “Follow me, so we can start the challenge.”

The scene changes to everybody except Chef in the party salon of the hotel. It has a table and a catwalk in front of it.

“Welcome to the Top Model challenge. Each team will have to do three different designs for Heather or Lindsay. I, Crystal and Chef will judge each design, in a scale of zero to ten. The team with a better punctuation on the rankings won the challenge,” Chris explains. “I think you meant ‘Blaineley’,” Blaineley says.

“Where’s Chef?” Chris asks.

“He’s busy,” Blaineley replies, smirking. She sneakily throws a laxative away.

The front of a bathroom stall is seen. “Argh. You are going to pay for this, Blaineley,” Chef’s voice is heard from the bathroom.

“Someone’s getting a cut from the payment. Whatever, you’ll do that,” Chris annoyed says.

“I’m way better, prettier and awesome than Chef,” Blaineley says.

“Anyway, let’s choose the models. Raccoons, you’ll choose it, since you won last challenge,” Chris says.

The Raccoons has a small debate, and then came to an agreement.

“We choose Lindsay,” Yumi says.

“Thanks, girl. You are nicer than your evil backstabber sister,” Lindsay says to Yumi, and glares at Heather.

“Heather is not my sister,” Yumi replies.

“No? Wasn’t you both from the Asian family?” Lindsay confusedly asks.

“We explain to you later, Lindsay. So, Heather, go with the Birds. I’ll give you enough time to do the three designs. Everything you need is at those rooms, after this door,” Chris says, pointing at a red and a blue door. “Birds go to the red one; Raccoons go to the blue one. I’ll be back in five hours, with my judges.” The three judges of the challenge leave.

The teams enter at their respective rooms. The Mad Raccoons are seen inside the blue room.

“Right. Lorelai and Yumi will be extremally helpful in the challenge,” Alice says.

“Are we going to let the entire job for them?” Zachariah asks.

“They can draw the designs, and the rest of the team can do the rest of the job,” Mindy says.

“As longer as they help us with the rest of the work. Is that okay for you, girls?” Zachariah asks.

“That’s fine, for me,” Yumi says.

“Yes,” Lorelai says, smiling. She catches herself, and quickly frowns. Mindy cheers.

Zachariah is seen at the confessional. “I think I saw her smiling. It may be weird, but she did show any sign of emotions,” he says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the red room.

“Okay. I suck at fashion,” Mona says.

“We are going to lose. They have two fashion girls, and we all suck at it,” Fantine says.

“No way. Out team can’t lose again. We have to try to win,” Woodrow says.

“How?” Sid asks.

“Let me see. Anybody here is good at drawing?” Woodrow asks.

“I’m awesome at drawing. When I’m not playing games or with my friends, I’m drawing fanarts,” Bitsy states.

“Anybody can sew?” Woodrow asks. The team remains quiet. “Anybody?!” Woodrow sighs.

“Well, we can try that. It can’t be hard.” Cliff says.

“Okay. Fantine, Joanne, go help Bitsy with the drawings.” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the blue room.

“I finish the first one,” Yumi says.

“Let us see,” Alice says. Yumi turns the sketchbook to the team, revealing the design.

“Well done,” Faustino says.

“Keep up the good work, Yumi,” Mindy says.

Orlando is seen at the confessional. “I can’t believe I, Orlando Edgar Ogdenbuillt IV, is with a bunch of losers, poor, ignorant people,” he says.

The Raccoons are seen working together, while Orlando is sitting in a couch.

“Could you help us, please?” Zachariah asks.

“Don’t talk with me that way,” Orlando replies.

Catheryn walks towards Orlando, sits at his side, and whispers in his ear, “If we lose, you are going home. So, please, help us.”

“I don’t care. I’m too good to leave,” Orlando replies.

“Okay. If you don’t help us, I’m going to tell your secret to everybody,” Catheryn says. Orlando glares at her, and she replies with a smirk.

Back at the red room, Bitsy is sketching the designs.

“Are they done?” Mona asks.

“No. Almost,” Bitsy replies.

“Come on. We have 3 hours left. If we don’t get it done in time, we are automatically losing the challenge,” Woodrow says. Helen smirks.

The scene changes back at the blue room.

“I gotta go at the bathroom,” Catheryn says.

“Why?” Alice asks. “Forget. I don’t want to know that.”

Catheryn walks up, and leave the room. She is seen at the confessional, “I didn’t wanted to go at the bathroom. It was an excuse to spy on the other team,” she says.

“Done!” Bitsy shouts.

“Finally. Let’s work in this,” Woodrow says.

Catheryn is seen spying the Birds, looking through the keyhole of the red door.

“What you are doing?” Helen says, behind Catheryn.

Catheryn slowly gets out her eyes from the keyhole, and turns to Helen. “Eh, nothing. You hair looks so pretty,” she says.

“Get out,” Helen says, crossing her arms.

“Make me,” Catheryn replies.

“Do you doubt?” Helen says.

Alice gets out of the blue room. “Catheryn. What you are doing?” she asks.

“Nothing,” Catheryn says, and walks back to the blue room. She glares at Helen, and Helen glares back at her.

The scene changes to the catwalk, with Chris, Crystal, Blaineley.

“Five hours has passed. Time for the runway,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“Wait up,” Woodrow shouts from the red room.

“Yo. Let’s go. Put that clothes, Heather,” Danny L. says, handing the first clothe for Heather.

“I can’t change with you around. Go,” Heather says. The Birds get out of the red room.

“Are you ready?” Chris asks. The team nods.

“Mad Raccons, are you ready?” Chris asks.

“We are,” Catheryn says, as she gets out of the blue room. She is followed by the others team members.

“Who’s going to do the narration?” Chris asks. Bitsy and Lorelai take a step forward. “Okay,” Chris says. He hands a microphone to Bitsy and lorelai, takes a microphone for himelf, and continues, “Welcome to Total Drama: Project Top Model. Our first model is Heather, modeling for the Angry Birds.”

Heather steps out, and walks up in the catwalk, with an angry face. She’s wearing a floor length pink dress, white gloves, a deep pink pannier, and a crown with ruby and sapphire jewels. The dress has a blue gem brooch set in gold in the chest area.

“Our model Heather is wearing a look based on the Super Nario series, Princess Pear model, specifically. The pink dress gives an elegant look, and is complete with the golden crown, which makes anybody who wears that looks like a princess,” Bitsy says.

“I’m looking like an idiot,” Heather says.

“Ha. Awesome. I give it an eight out of ten. Judges?” Chris says.

“Seeing Heather suffering is worth of a ten,” Blaineley says. Heather glares at Blaineley.

“Pink is awesome. I give it a ten too,” Crystal says.

“The Angry Birds has twenty eight points. Time for the Mad Raccoons model,” Chris says.

Lindsay steps out and walks up in the catwalk. She’s wearing a blue dress, a black vest, a purple scarf and black sandals.

“The model, Lindsay, is wearing a casual blue dress. The vest gives a charm to the look, and the black fits with any other color. The scarf is a pretty additional detail,” Lorelai says.

“I liked it. It is pretty, simple and right. Nine out of ten,” Chris says.

“Yes. I liked the dress and the vest. I give it a nine,” Blaineley says.

“It is good, but no pink? Sorry, but because of the lack of pink, I’ll give it a eight,” Crystal says.

“The Raccoons has a total of twenty six points,” Chris says.

“What? We did a better job than them,” Catheryn shouts.

“Those judges are freaks,” Zachariah says.

“We should’ve won. Yumi did a great job with this,” Mindy says.

“Thanks,” Yumi replies.

“Time for the second round,” Chris says.

Heather steps out and walks in the runway. She is wearing an aquamarine top, a khaki shorts, and brown boots.

“The model is now wearing a model perfect for archaeologies. It is based on Lana Soft’slook, from Grave Rider,” Bitsy says.

“That was a weird look. It is so normal, and boring. I give it a six,” Chris states.

“It was good. Seven,” Blaineley says.

“No pink, again? Look, this is so not fashion, so I’ll give it a six,” Crystal says.

“The Birds now has a total of fourth seven. Time for the Raccoons,” Chris says.

Lindsay steps out in the catwalk, wearing a pink top, black pants, tanned high-heels, and a black leather jacket.

“Time for judge. It’s a great look, and Lindsay’s not too bad in it. Ten points,” Chris says.

“Agreed. It’s a fashionable look. I give it a nine out of ten,” Blaineley says.

“I love the pink shirt. It’s so fashion, I give it a nine,” Crystal says.

“The Raccons are winning with a total of fifth four points, against fourth seven from the Birds,” Chris says. The Raccoons cheers.

“Thanks,” Alice says to Lorelai and Yumi.

“You’re welcome,” Yumi says.

“Oh no, we are losing,” Fantine says.

“Our next design must be spectacular, or we’ll lose,” Woodrow says.

Helen looks at the other team cheering and smirks. She sneakily enters at the blue room.

“Time for the final round. It’s starting… NOW!” Chris says, as he shouts the word “NOW!”.

Heather steps out and walks up in the catwalk with a blue Chinese dress, white boots, and her hair in a double bun tied by two ribbons, and a large spiked bracelets in each of her wrists.

“Heather’s wearing a qipao, a 20th century Chinese dress. It is elegant, and is so cute. It’s based on the fighter Lun-Chi, from the Boulevard Brawl games,” Bitsy says.

“Well, not bad. I’ll give it seven,” Chris says.

“Chinese dresses are pretty. The bracelets don’t fit with it, so I’ll give it a six,” Blaineley says.

“But the bracelets are the best part of it,” Chris annoyed says.

“No, it’s not,” Blaineley replies.

“Whatever. Give your vote already, Crystal,”

“I give it seven too, just because this is a cute dress,” Crystal says.

“The Birds has a total of sixty seven point. The Raccoons need thirteen points to win,” Chris says.

“Where’s Helen?” Woodrow asks.

“Here,” Helen says, as she walks up back to the group.

“Where yo were, yo?” Danny L. asks.

“At the…” Helen pauses, and quickly thinks about something, “…bathroom.”

“Okay,” Mona says. The scene cuts to her in the confessional. She says, “There’s something suspicious about Helen. I don’t know what. It may be just me, though, as I can jump out in conclusions pretty fast.”

Back at the catwalk, Chris and the contestants are waiting for Lindsay to get out of the blue room. She then leaves the room, with a sailor hat, a purple-shirt with white dots, a ripped-off black skirt, multicolor striped socks up to her thigh, a red sandal in one feet and a blue shoe in the other.

“What the heck is that?” Yumi shouts.

“What did you?” Alice asks.

“But, it’s not the design that I did,” Yumi says.

“Neither I,” Lorelai says.

“That sucks,” Faustino says.

“You know Lindsay doesn’t have the brightest mind ever,” Benny says, “If she was a bulb, she’d be an eternal turned-off bulb.” He laughs uncontrollably.

“Eh, I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I give it a three,” Chris says.

“It sucks. I give it a one, because I’m sorry for you,” Blaineley says.

“Crystal, think about it well. You’ll decide the faith of the teams,” Chris dramatically says. A dramatic song plays.

“It’s weird. I’d obviously give it a ten if you add a single pink. But as you didn’t, I’ll give it a three,” Crystal says.

“And the Raccoons lost the challenge. Birds won. You are having a pool party,” Chris says. The winning team cheers. “Birds, I’ll see ya on the beach ceremony.”

The scene changes to Chris, Crystal and Blaineley and the contestants at the elimination ceremony.

“AS you already know, If you don’t get a shell, you will be eliminated, and will take up the boat of the shame,” Chris says. Helen smirks at Mona and Starlight. “The first shell goes to… Zachariah, Alice, Catheryn.” Chris tosses a shell to them. “Benny, Mindy, Nigel, Faustino, and Orlando,” Chris tosses a shell to all of them. “Lorelai, Yumi, you were the responsible for the designs. Most of the team voted for one of you. The last shell goes to…”

“Lorelai,” Chris says, and tosses a shell to Lorelai. She takes it with a serious expression.

Yumi looks surprised, “What?” She then looks down, with a sad face.

“It wasn’t her fault,” Lorelai shouts.

“How are you sure?” Catheryn asks, “It was your fault, so?”

“No, it, uh…” Lorelai says.

“Yes, it was my fault. I decided to do a joke with you, guys. Sadly, it wasn’t that funny,” Yumi says. “Anyway, see ya. Bye.” Yumi waves at the contestants, and walks through the dock.

Lorelai runs up to Yumi, before she steps in the boat. “I know it wasn’t you. Whyt do you said that?” Lorelai asks.

“Well, the team would think it was you, and they wouldn’t trust you anymore,” Yumi replies.

“You may have lost the game, but I’m sure you won a friend,” Lorelai says. She smiles, and they hug. Yumi step into the boat, and leaves.

The scene suddenly changes to Helen sitting at a deck chair around the pool, reading a book. It cuts to her in the confessional. She innocently says, “How could they do such a bad design?” She evilly laughs, and points at herself. “Yes. I sabotaged them. Just got random clothes from a wardrobe, Lindsay didn’t even realize,” She smirks at the camera, “I have a gameplay for the whole game. And this is all going to work.”

Chapter 5 – Be A-Mazed!
Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a super modeling challenge, with the help of Lindsay and Heather, as models. Everybody find out that I have a daughter, who helped me with the challenge. The Birds won the challenge, after Helen’s sabotage against the other team. Yumi and Lorelai took all the blame, but in the end, the popular girl got the boot,” Chris says. “And Chef had explosive diarrhea. He laughs. “What’s going to happen? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The Mad Raccoons girls room is seen. Mindy and Alice are sitting in a couch, reading a magazine, while Lorelai is standing in front of the bathroom’s door.

“Catheryn. I gotta pee. Hurry,” Lorelai says, knocking at the bathroom’s door.

“Right,” Catheryn says, opening the door, “You can use the bathroom now.” Lorelai glares at Catheryn, and enters at the bathroom.

“Lorerai’s pretty sad with Yumi’s elimination,” Mindy says.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. She says, “Yumi was my best friend here. She was the only person I could share the love for fashion. I know it wasn’t her fault what happened yesterday. I don’t have idea what happened, but I know it wasn’t Yumi.”

“So, what’s up?” Alice asks.

“Well, I’m fine, thanks,” Catheryn confusedly replies.

“That’s not what I meant,” Alice says, “What’s up with you and Orlando?”

“Me and Orlando?” Catheryn laughs, “You are joking, right?”

“No. You are always talking with him. And what was that last night? You still warning him about the elimination. You don’t want him to leave,” Alice states.

“No. Look, we are just friends. We know each other for a long time,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah?” Mindy says, “Are you, like, BFF since childhood?”

“Yes,” Catheryn says, “He moved at the neighborhood when we were five. There wasn’t many kids at there. Socialites don’t get pregnant.” Catheryn laughs. “We have been best friends since then.”

“He didn’t seemed happy when he saw you when he arrived, though,” Alice states.

“Our fathers had a fight when we were fourteen. We ended up fighting, too. He and his family moved out a week after that. We’ve never saw each other since then,” Catheryn explains.

“Oh. I understand,” Mindy says.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons boys’ room. Zachariah, Benny and Orlando are sleeping, with Orlando wearing a sleep mask. Faustino and Nigel are sitting at their respective beds.

“So, what’s up with you and Mindy?” Faustino asks.

“We’re fine,” Nigel replies, “She just thought that we are going too fast. She’s right, anyway.”

“Oh. Someone’s in love,” Faustino says. Nigel blushes.

“Shut up, losers!” Orlando says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds reunited at the pool.

“I love to win,” Woodrow says.

“Yes. It’s awesome to win. Throwing a party every night,” Mona states.

“I think we should have a Mario game here, though,” Bitsy says.

“Did you liked the party?” Woodrow asks to Starlight.

“Yes,” Starlight replies. Woodrow smiles at her, and she smiles back at him. She looks at Cliff, who was sleeping in a desk chair.

“Yo, yo, yo. Let’s shake up all the night today,” Danny L. says.

“Yes. We must enjoy the prize while it’s lasts,” Joanne says.

“We must be positives. We are going to win,” Mona replies.

“We must be realists. We can’t win every challenge,” Sid replies.

“What a confident team,” Helen sarcastically states.

“Come on. Have you ever thought that we aren’t the best team ever? We can lose anytime,” Sid says.

“Just because you are a sad person, doesn’t mean that everybody else must be too,” Helen says. Everybody stays silent. Sid leaves.

“That was mean,” Bitsy states.

“He deserved that,” Helen replies.

Mona says at the confessional, “Sid isn’t a bad person. He just has a tough life. He told me about his family last night, and he seemed pretty happy. He’s nice and caring inside.”

“Whatever. We should enjoy the rest of the challenge-free day,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the contestants waking up at the following day.

“Wake up! Time for the breakfast, stupid teenagers,” Chef annoyed says over the loudspeaker.

“What?” Zachariah asks.

“Crap,” Benny shouts, as he gets up, “I was dreaming with Mia Kooris.”

“She’s so hot,” Zachariah says.

“Angelique Jonnie is way hotter,” Faustino says.

“I prefer Jessica Elliston,” Nigel says.

“And you Orlando?” Zachariah asks.

Orlando rolls his eyes, and replies, “I’m rich, pretty and awesome. I don’t talk about hot girls, because I can have them anytime.”

“Wow, we have a womanizer here,” Benny playfully says, and laughs. Everybody but Orlando laughs.

The scene changes to all the contestants in the restaurant, each team sitting in their respective tables.

“I’m starving. Chef, where are the food?” Mona asks.

“Yeah. I’m gonna die,” Bitsy says.

“Luck you. I expected that, and brought up some cookies,” Fantine says.

“Awesome!” Danny L. exclaims.

“Four dollars, one box,” Fantine says.

“What?!?!” Helen shouts.

“I have to sell at least fifth boxes to get a travel to Ottawa,” Fantine says.

“I have good news!” Chris shouts, while he enters at the restaurant, “The breakfast will finally be served.” Chef enters at the restaurant carrying a cart table, with a delicious banquet in it.

“It’s a special prize for you. You’ve been through a lot since day one,” Chris says.

The contestants run at the cart. “It’s so wonderful!” Faustino states, as he looks at the food.

“Wait. I smell something bad,” Mona says.

“I only smell this delicious food,” Danny L says, with his mouth full.

“No, Mona is right. Isn’t that suspicious? Chris is being too nice,” Zachariah says.

“Yes,” Helen says.

“What are you planning, McLean?” Sid says.

“What? I’m totally innocent,” Chris says.

“Okay. I know you’d never lie to us,” Helen sarcastically replies.

“See? Helen trusts him. Why would he be lying,” Fantine clueless says. Helen rolls her eyes. The time has passed. The contestants are seen with their belly stuffed at the restaurant.

“It reminds me of the sleep challenge in Total Drama Island,” Bitsy says.

Chris, Blaineley, Crystal, Heather and Lindsay enter at the restaurant.

“I want to get out of here,” Heather says.

“The Boat of Shame is broken. You’ll have to wait until it gets fixed,” Chris says.

“What? The boat’s broken?” Faustino asks.

“So, there’s no elimination?” Catheryn asks.

“I never said that,” Chris says.

“How the ‘chosen’ one will leave,” Woodrow asks.

“I don’t know. Swimming, walking. You’ll leave, anyway,” Chris says.

Catheryn takes her cell-phone, and calls for someone. “Daddy? It’s me, Catheryn. Yes, the boat Chris uses to transport us in broken. Can you send something else? Yes, okay.” Catheryn gives her cell-phone to Chris, “Daddy wants to talk with you.”

“Mr. Heidimond? McLean talking. Oh, okay. Really? Wow, thanks,” Chris says. He gives the cell-phone back to Catheryn. “Good news. No more Boat of Shame. Mr. Heidimond donates a new helicopter to us,” Chris says.

“Cool. Thanks, Catheryn,” Mona says.

“No problem,” Catheryn says, “I have sixteen more at home,” Catheryn says.

“Sixteen helicopters?” Danny L. shouts.

“Yeah. I get one helicopter every year, in my birthday. And a yacht every Christmas” Catheryn says.

“Whatever. Heather and Lindsay, you’ll leave as soon as the helicopter arrives.

“Great,” Heather shouts.

“I love helicopters,” Lindsay says, and squeals.

“Shut up. You both had enough time in the original seasons. It’s time for those guys to shine. You both can stay at the pool while waiting for the helicopter,” Chris says to Lindsay and Heather. Lindsay squeals.

“And me?” Crystal says.

“Well, you’ll be my co-hostess,” Chris says. Crystal squeals.

“Stop squealing,” Helen shouts.

“Anyway, follow me to the next challenge,” Chris says.

The scene changes. The staff members and the contestants are seen standing in front of giant, large, green walls.

“Welcome the a-maze-ingest challenge ever!” Chris says.

“A maze?” Fantine asks.

“No, it’s a rainbow,” Helen sarcastically replies.

“Don’t be so mean,” Fantine replies.

“Anyway, you’ll have to find the way to the exit. The first team with all members at the end of the maze wins the challenge,” Chris explains.

“Easy,” Bitsy says.

“Wait, let me finish. There are traps everywhere. You’ll be able to escape from them if and after you got trapped, but it will take some time, and it may cause your team loss,” Chris completes.

“Okay. Can we go?” Mindy asks.

“Sure. Go ahead,” Chris says. The Mad Raccoons, except for Catheryn and Orlando, runs into different directions. Alice, Mindy and Nigel runs into the right pathway, while Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah runs into the left pathway.

“I’m not going with them,” Orlando says. “Let’s keep walking forward,” Catheryn replies. They both steps forward.

“Wait. Let’s go together. So we’ll make sure everybody will cross the finish line together, and we can help if anybody gets into a trap,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Danny L. says.

“Great sense of direction,” Fantine says, pointing to one of her badges, “Follow me!” Fantine goes forward, and the rest of the team follows her.

The scene changes to Zachariah, Benny, Faustino and Lorelai. The former is seen walking ahead, while the others three are following him.

“Let’s go to the right,” Zachariah says. They walk to the right. Faustino steps into a trap. A cage is falls on them.

“Great. Look what you did,” Lorelai says.

“Sorry,” Faustino replies.

The scene changes to the Alice, Mindy and Nigel, walking carefully into random directions.

“Let’s be careful. We don’t want to lose the challenge for our team,” Alice says.

“Yes. We must win this. Especially because of the pool party,” Mindy says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“I wonder how we are going to find the exit,” Alice says.

“I’m sure we’ll find it,” Mindy says, smiling.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds.

“Come here,” Fantine says.

“We are walking for hours,” Bitsy says.

“That challenge is so messed up. We can spend days trying to find the exit,” Helen states.

“Not with me in the leading,” Woodrow says. He winks at Starlight. She blushes, and looks to the side. “Starlight is so great. But she’s acting weird lately. Something’s happening with her,” Woodrow says at the confessional.

“Yo. Go for it, guy,” Danny L. says.

“At least we have someone to blame if we lose,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Yes, whatever. Let’s go ahead, because we have a challenge to win,” Mona says.

“Yeah. Go Birds!” Bitsy shouts. Woodrow walks always, and everybody else follows him.

The scene changes to the Catheryn and Orlando sitting in a rock at the middle of the maze.

“Chris is such a psycho,” Catheryn states.

“Oh, don’t even talk about him,” Orlando says, as he rolls his eyes.

“Anyway, we should go. We must find the exit early, to finish this challenge,” Catheryn says. They both get up, and walk away.

The scene changes to Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah still stuck in the cage.

“How we are getting out of this?” Faustino asks.

“I don’t know,” Lorelai says.

“Wait. Remember what Chris said,” Benny says.

“Welcome to Total Drama: Paradise Falls!?!?” Faustino confusedly replies.

“No. He said that we could easily escape from the traps,” Benny states.

“Yes. And I know what we are doing. Let’s push the cage. When it falls, we can get out,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds.

“Can we give a break?” Bitsy asks, “I can’t feel my feet.”

“No. We don’t have time. We have a challenge to win,” Fantine says.

“Just a break. We are walking for hours,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah. Just a break. It’s not going to kill us,” Mona says.

The scene changes to Alice, Mindy and Nigel.

“I wonder where our teammates are,” Alice says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

A parrot comes from nowhere and lands onto Alice’s shoulder.

“Oh. Who’s this cute little bird?” Mindy asks.

“I don’t know. It sure is cute,” Alice replies.

The parrot then flies through the maze.

“Wait. Don’t go alone. It’s dangerous,” Alice says to the parrot. Alice, Mindy and Nigel run, following the bird.

The scene changes to Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah. They are standing in front of a fallen cage.

“Finally!” Zachariah shouts.

“Yes. Let’s continue,” Lorelai says, whipping her jacket.

Faustino is seen at the confessional. “The time I’ve spent together in the cage made me think a lot. And I realized that I’m always at the wrong time and at the wrong place.”

“Okay, let’s keeping going on,” Benny says. They walk away. Faustino steps into a pile of leaves in the ground. He falls on a hole that was hide underneath the pile of leaves. “I’m fine.”

“Are you sure,” Lorelai asks.

“Yes,” Faustino replies.

“Should we help him?” Benny asks.

“What do you think?” Zachariah asks.

“Of course we should,” Lorelai says, “Idiots!”

“Okay,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai looks around and asks, after realizing something, “Where’s Benny, anyway?”

“RUUUUN!” Benny is seen running, with a giant boulder rolling behind him.

“AHHH!” Zachariah screams. He jumps into the hole and falls on Faustino. “Sorry.”

Lorelai and Benny run from the boulder. Lorelai sees a pathway to the right. She quickly pushes Benny into the pathway, and jumps into it.

Lorelai and Benny gets up. She glares at him, and states, “We could’ve died in there. What’s your problem?”

“Sorry. I was just trying to find the exit,” Benny replies.

“Whatever. Let’s go help them,” Lorelai says. They both walk back to the hole.

The scene changes to Alice, Mindy and Nigel following the bird.

“Why are we following him?” Nigel asks.

“Chris is evil, and we don’t have idea about where are the traps. Something can harm this cure, harmless birdie,” Mindy replies. The bird lands at Alice’s shoulder.

“Hello, my nature buddy. Where do you come from?” Alice asks. “Squawk!” the parrot replies, and flies away.

“Why you don’t stay with us?” Mindy asks.

Nigel is seen at the confessional. He says, “Mindy and Alice were so worried with the parrot, that they forgot that we were in danger.”

The scene returns to the parrot flying while it is being followed by Alice, Mindy and Nigel. The parrot turns into a pathway to the left. The three turn into the pathway. They see the exit, a giant opening with a checkered flag in it.

“The exit! We found it!” Mindy excitedly says, and squeals. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Welcome to the finish line!” Chris says.

“We won?” Alice asks.

“No. The whole team must be in to win,” Chris says, “But the advantage is that if your team loses, you three will have immunity.” Mindy squeals.

The scene changes to Catheryn and Orlando slowing walking through the maze.

“Do you think someone have found the exit?” Catheryn asks.

“Nah. They aren’t that smart,” Orlando replies.

“Believe me, they are,” Catheryn replies.

They look at a checkered flag. “The exit,” Orlando says.

“Finally!” Catheryn states. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Welcome Catheryn and Orlando,” Chris says.

“Hello,” Mindy says to Catheryn and Orlando.

“I told you,” Catheryn says to Orlando.

“I wonder where Lori, Zach, Faust and Ben are,” Mindy says.

“Who?” Catheryn confusedly asks.

“It’s the four teammates that haven’t arrived yet,” Alice replies, “Mindy likes to give nicknames people.”

“Yes, Cathy,” Mindy completes.

“Catheryn, please. Cathy is a fat girl name,” Catheryn replies.

The time has passed, and it’s nighttime. The Angry Birds are seen walking through a dark part of the maze with purple walls. Woodrow and Fantine are ahead, while everybody else is following them.

“Where are we?” Joanne asks.

“I think we are lost, yo!” Danny L. says.

“We aren’t lost. I know where we are,” Fantine replies.

“Great,” Mona says.

“Now I know y Chris-bro has server that banquet, yo,” Danny L. says.

“I knew we shouldn’t trust him,” Sid angrily states.

The scene changes to the Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah, with a dirty clothes and messy hair.

“It sucks,” Lorelai says.

“Looks like we got the pathway with the most number of traps,” Zachariah says.

“Or somebody’s here keeps screwing up,” Faustino says, pointing to Benny.

“Woo. Stop. It’s all happening because you are unlucky. You are spreading you lack of lucky to us,” Benny replies.

“Dude, you are the one who activated all the traps,” Faustino says.

“Shut up,” Lorelai shouts.

“I have a plan. First, we have to find out where we are,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds. “I’m feeling. We are close,” Fantine says. She then runs faster, and her team quickly follows her. The exit is seen a few miles ahead of them.

“I can see the finish line,” Bitsy says.

“Me too,” Cliff says. They all run at the finish line. Joanne stumbles into a rock, and falls in her team, making everybody losing their balance and falling on the ground. She hits her head at the wall and collapses.

“Joanne?” Helen asks.

“She died?!?!” Mona nervously says.

“No, wait,” Woodrow says. He gets up, and walks to Joanne. “She’s still breathing.”

“The walls are made of a bad type of wood. It was hard enough to make her faint, but not enough to kill her,” Bitsy says.

“We are close to the end,” Starlight says.

“Woodrow, you are the strongest here. Carry her to the finish line,” Mona says.

“Okay,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the four Mad Raccoons member, walking at the middle of the maze.

“Gosh. I quit. Chris, let’s save us, because I’m not giving a single step anymore,” Zachariah shouts.

“What? Chris wouldn’t save us. He’s evil,” Lorelai says.

“But we can’t stand it anymore,” Faustino says. He leans against the wall. The wall then rotates 175 degrees, revealing a secret passage to the end of the maze.

“Look. It’s Chris,” Faustino says. The group passes through the wall, and arrives at Chris.

“And the Mad Raccoons wins the challenge,” Chris says.

The Angry Birds finally crosses the finish line.

“What happened?” Chris asks.

“She hits her head at the wall,” Woodrow says, carrying an unconscious Joanne in her arms.

“Emergency!” Chris worried shouts, “Chef, takes her to the infirmary.”

The scene changes to the infirmary room. Joanne is lying on a bed, conscious. Bitsy and Fantine enter at the Infirmary.

“Joanne?” Bitsy says, as she knocks the door, “May we come in?”

“Sure,” Joanne replies.

“Are you fine?” Fantine asks.

“Yes. I’m okay. I’ll be fine to go for the elimination ceremony,” Joanne says.

“Okay. Take care of yourself. Bye,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the elimination ceremony at the beach. Joanne is seen with bandages in her head.

“One more elimination. So, you guys know, if you don’t get a shell, you are out,” Chris says, “The first shell goes to… Woodrow, Helen, Starlight, Sid, Mona, Danny L., Bitsy, Cliff,” Chris tosses shells. “Fantine, Joanne. One of you will be out. Who doesn’t gets a shell will take the Helicopter of Losers. The last shell goes too…” Fantine and Joanne are seen with a worried look at her face.

“Neither,” Chris says. Everybody else gasps.

“Ho-how? Why?” Joanne shocked asks.

“Fantine is voted out, and the doctor recommends that you’d leave the competition for medical reasons. And you both are boring, so let’s eliminate both,” Chris states.

“Not far,” Fantine says, with a angry look in her face. Both girls walk through the dock, and enter at the helicopter, with Heather and Lindsay already inside it. Chef closes the vehicle of losers’ door, and it leaves.

Helen is seen at the confessional. “That was way better than I planned. The two annoying dead-weights are out.” She gives an evil laugh.

Chris is seen at the dock, “That’s it. Five’s out, seventeen’s in. Who’s going next? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Chapter 6 – I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show
“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris says, “We had an a-mazeing challenge.” He laughs, “No, seriously. Well, Joanne hits her head at the wall. Fantine was annoying. And they both leave.” He pauses for a minute, and puts his hand in his chin. “Well, Joanne had to leave because of the injury. Anyway, it’s past. Who’ll be next? Find out, next here…”

Blaineley pushes Chris out of screen, and says, “You’ll see a lot of drama in this whole new episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The episode begins with the Mad Raccoons all reunited at the pool.

“Look what a beautiful, sunny day,” Alice, who was inside the pool, says.

“Anything could ruin the day,” Mindy, who is also in the pool with Alice, replies.

“Actually, there’s something that could ruin even the most perfect day… Chris!” Zachariah states.

“I’m glad we were able to win last challenge,” Catheryn says, while she’s sitting in a desk chair, taking a sunbath.

“I wonder is Joanne’s fine,” Alice says.

“And who got eliminated,” Benny completes.

“Well, I haven’t seen anybody from the other team since the challenge ended, yesterday,” Faustino says.

“Whatever. We won,” Orlando states.

“So, I forgot something at the room,” Catheryn says, as she gets up from the chair, “Be right back.”

Catheryn appears in the confessional. “I wasn’t going to the room. I felt something suspicious about Chris, last night. I know he’s hiding something. And I’ll find out what it is!” The scene changes to the Angry Birds girl at their room.

“So, we should stick up together. Since we lost the two girls last night, the boys are totally targeting us,” Helen says.

“Really? I don’t think, so,” Mona says, “They aren’t the type who would make plans against our backs.”

“Remember Milly from that reality set up in Boney Island? She was thought of as nice and sweet, but she was evil,” Bitsy states.

“Sure. But they wouldn’t betray us like this,” Mona says.

“Okay. But we should be aware, and prevent anything,” Helen exclaims.

“But I couldn’t betray the guys this way,” Starlight states.

“Okay. I respect yours decisions. But we’ll be there, if you need any help,” Helen says. She walk away, and leaves the room.

“She’s afraid about what the guys could do,” Bitsy says.

The scene changes to the angry Birds boys’ room. They are all seen sleeping. Woodrow suddenly wakes up. “Wake up, dudes!” The Cowboy shouts.

“Ah, what?!?!” Danny L. looks tired and confused.

“WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?” Sid angrily shouts.

“It’s 10 o’clock. We might be late for breakfast,” Woodrow replies.

Cliff, who’s still sleeping, snores. “WAKE UP!” Woodrow screams. Cliff quickly wakes up, and falls from the bed. Woodrow and Danny L. laughs.

“Ghrunf,” Sid grumbles. He enters at the bathroom, and the lock’s noise is heard.

The scene changes to Chris walking through inside the hotel, while Catheryn sneakily follows him. Chris enters at his room, and takes a hidden elevator, behind his wardrobe. Catheryn enters at Chris’ room, and takes the elevator.

The scene cuts to Catheryn in the confessional, “So, I followed Chris, and found out two secrets. He was hiding it from us the whole time. And I can’t believe we didn’t even found out that before.”

The scene cuts back to Catheryn, inside the elevator. The elevator shows that she arrived the last floor, and the door opens. Catheryn carefully steps out. She looks up and spots a penthouse on the last floor

“Hey, sweet. I’m here,” Chris’s voice is heard coming from inside the house. Catheryn walks up to the window, and looks inside the house, hiding.

“Time to the make-out section,” Chris says. He comes close to a secret, dark figure. Catheryn’s eyes widen, and she gasps.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons, except Catheryn and Mindy, in the pool.

“Where’s Catheryn?” Lorelai asks.

“She’s at the room,” Orlando replies.

“She’s not,” Alice says, as she joins the group, “I was there right now, and no sign of Catheryn.”

“Is she missing?” Mindy asks.

“Nah, she must been just walking around, taking some fresh air,” Zachariah replies. “Yeah,” Nigel completes, “She’s fine.”

The scene changes back to Catheryn at Chris’ secret penthouse. She is seen walking around it, without anybody noticing.

“So, he has a pool? And a hot tub?” Catheryn says. “I have lots of that at home.”

Chris voice is then heard whispering something. It then comes louder and louder.

“Chris is coming!?!?! What I’m gonna do?” Catheryn nervously says. She hides behind an artificial box hedge. Chris and the mysterious figure pass through her. She quickly gets out of the bush, and takes the elevator back. She sighs in relief and says, “That was close!”

The scene changes to Starlight and Woodrow at the beach.

“You did a great job last night. You know, leading the team,” Starlight says.

“It’s nothing,” Woodrow replies, “I did it for the team.”

“But it was nice of you. There aren’t many people with team spirit anymore,” Starlight states.

“Well, I guess there aren’t.” Woodrow and Starlight giggles. Cliff joins the group, “So, what’s up, friends?”

“Hey Cliff,” Starlight says, as she smiles.

“Lunch time!” Chris’ voice is heard over the loudspeaker.

“We should go,” Woodrow says. They all left.

The scene changes to the restaurant, which both teams sitting at their respective tables, eating the Chef Hatchet’s special meal. The camera zooms in at the Angry Birds’ table.

“Seriously, that was so unfair when both Joanne and Fantine leaved,” Mona says.

“I know, right? Now we’re outnumbered,” Woodrow says.

“The only thing we can do is try our hardest to win the next challenges,” Starlight says.

The cameras changes to the Mad Raccoons’ table.

“Were you’ve gone, Catheryn?” Benny asks.

“I was just walking around,” Catheryn replies.

“Yeah, I know,” Zachariah sarcastically says.

“What do you mean by ‘I know’?” Catheryn asks.

“Nothing,” the radical guy replies, “nothing.”

“Okay, so,” Catheryn replies. She then appears at the confessional, “It’s obvious that Zachariah is hiding something.”

Lorelai is sitting next to Zachariah. “What are you hiding?”

“Catheryn wasn’t walking around,” Zachariah replies, “she was at Chris’ room, with Chris.”

“Do you think they are…?” Lorelai pauses and thinks for a moment, “No. That’d be weird, and wrong.”

“No. That’s ridiculous. I meant that Catheryn is probably bribing Chris to make it further,” Zachariah says.

“Well, she’s pretty rich. She even paid for a new vehicle of losers,” Lorelai states.

“But it doesn’t make sense. Why would she lose money to win money?” Zachariah asks.

“Well. Maybe her father has some sort of agreement with Chris,” Lorelai says.

“We should keep an eye on this girl,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai is seen at the confessional. “Catheryn is doing something suspicious. She better take care of herself, because I’ll find out what she’s hiding, and then, she’ll pay for this.”

The scene changes back to the restaurant. Chris enters at it, along with Crystal and Blaineley.

“Good morning!” Chris says.

“Not so good, right now,” Catheryn replies.

“It’s challenge time. Follow me if you want to win,” Chris says.

“Another life-threatening challenge,” Bitsy says.

“No. It’s just a twenty questions game,” Crystal says.

“It was a secret, Crystal,” Chris annoyed says, “I would scare them all with a fake challenge.”

“You just ruined your father’s joy,” Blaineley says, “Good job!”

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley, Crystal, and the contestant at the beach. It has two podiums in opposite sides of the beach, each with a flag of one of the teams in the front.

“The challenge is simple. It’s a twenty questions game. Each team will chose an animal. The other team will have to ask twenty questions, in order to find out what is the animal. The team who guesses the animal from the other team first, wins immunity. If neither of the teams guesses the animal after twenty questions, they’ll have the chance to do one more question, and it will go on, until someone guesses the animal right.” Chris explains.

“So hard,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Anyway, go discuss about your animal,” Chris says.

The Birds are seen together, discussing.

“We need a hard animal that they would never guess,” Cliff says.

“What about the mountain goat?” Bitsy asks.

“Sure. The mountain goat, it is,” Woodrow states.

Meanwhile, at the Raccoons’ side.

“Let me think,” Benny says, “What about dromedary?”

“Sure. Everybody agrees with dromedary?” Catheryn replies. Everybody nods in agreement.

“Done!” both teams say in unison.

“Okay. So, get in your places. Since the Raccoons won last challenge, they’ll be starting this one. Remember, after the Birds answers, they’ll be asking, and the Raccoons will be answering. No lies and cheating are allowed,” Chris explains, “So, let’s gonna start.”

Catheryn raises her hand. “Is you animal a mammal?”

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“Birds, your turn,” Chris says.

“Does your animal lives in the water?” Starlight asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

“Can your animal fly?” Benny asks.

“No,” Woodrow answers, and asks back “Does your animal have feathers?”

“No,” Benny answers.

“Hmm… Is your animal carnivorous?” Faustino asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal herbivorous?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Catheryn replies.

“Does your animal lives at the jungle?” Lorelai asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Yo, yo, my turn as the asker. Is your animal bigger than a tiger?” Danny L. asks. Everybody stares at Danny L. with a raised eyebrow. “What? It’s rap.”

“Eh, yes,” Benny answers, and asks, “Does your animal have fur?”

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal domesticated?” Mindy asks

“No,” Cliff answers.

“Does your animal have colorful fur?” Starlight asks.

“No,” Catheryn answers.

“Is your animal aggressive?” Lorelai asks.

“Yes,” Bitsy answers. Bitsy is then seen at the confessional, “I think it is, at least.”

“Yo, Is yo animal a fish?” Danny L. asks.

Helen glares at Danny L. “They said their animal has fur. Do you know any fish that has fur?!”

“Yo, no. I don’t know an fish,” Danny L. replies. Helen puts her hand at his forehead.

“Anyway, the answer is obviously no,” Catheryn states.

“Is your animal a feline?” Benny asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is our animal from the canidae family?

“No,” Benny answers.

“Can your animal swim?” Zachariah asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal rare?” Mona asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

“Anybody wants to ask something?” Catheryn asks for her team.

“Is your animal omnivorous?” Alice asks.

“No,” Bitsy answers.

“Does your animal lives in cold climates?” Cliff asks.

“No,” Benny answers, “It’s the opposite.”

“Thanks for the tip,” Mona says.

Orlando glares at Benny, and yells at him, “Are you dumb? Don’t need to tell them too much info. A simple ‘no’ is all they need. Your idiot.”

“How rude,” Alice comments at the confessional.

“Hey. The show must go on,” Chris says.

“Well… Does your animal can roar?” Lorelai asks.

“No,” Woodrow answers.

“Does your animal lives at the jungle?” Mona asks.

“No,” Catheryn replies.

“Is your animal from the Savannah?” Nigel asks.

“No. Does your animal lives at the desert?” Woodrow asks.

“Yes,” Benny replies.

“Is your animal a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action?” Mindy asks.

“What the heck?” her team asks in confusions.

“I like cartoons,” Mindy says.

“Well, the answer is no,” Bitsy answers.

“Does your animal have two humps?” Mona asks.

“No,” Benny answers.

Woodrow was seen at the confessional, “I thought their animal was a camel. They tricked us in this one.”

Mona was seen at the confessional, “Benny’s hint did make it a lot easier for us. We thought their animal was a polar bear.”

“Does your animal have white fur?” Benny asks.

“Some kinds,” Bitsy answers.

“Is your animal domesticated?” Cliff asks.

“Yes, in some places,” Benny answers.

“Is your animal wild?” Alice asks.

“Yes, kinda,” bitsy answers.

“Is your animal able to conserve a lot of water?” Mona asks.

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Can we make a guess now?” Mindy asks.

“Yes,” Chris replies.

“Great. Let’s try,” Catheryn says to her team.

“Is your animal one of the following: bear, giraffe, or lion?” Benny asks.

“No,” Bitsy says, and quickly asks, “Is your animal related to the camel?”

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Does your animal have a brownish fur?” Woodrow asks.

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Does your animal have horns?” Catheryn asks.

“Yes,” Bitsy answers.

“We all know the animal. Let’s do the last question,” Helen says.

“Is your animal one of the following: camel, llama, dromedary, or alpaca?” Bitsy asks

“Yes,” Benny answers.

“Let’s try a guess,” Catheryn says, “Is your animal a reindeer?”

“No,” Bitsy answers, and quickly asks back “Is your animal a dromedary?”

“Yes,” Benny answers.

Chris walks up to the Birds, “And the birds are the winners of this weird challenge. I don’t know if anybody understand what happened here, but anyway.” The Birds cheers.

"Thanks to the mountain goat," Bitsy says.

“I told you, we are in a team of losers,” Orlando says to Catheryn.

“Oh, and just for the winners, we have special packages from home,” Chris says. He tosses boxes from each of the Birds’ members. They all open their boxes, revealing that Bitsy received a handheld video-game, Danny L. received a golden chain with the dollar sign, Sid received a knife, Starlight received a headband with peace signs stamps, Mona received a guitar, Cliff received a blanket, Helen received a purple cellphone, and Woodrow received a khaki cowboy hat. “Congratulations. And as always, you’ll get allowed access to the pool, and pool parties. Raccoons, see you at the Elimination Ceremony.”

The scene changes to the Raccoons’ girls at their room.

“Who are you voting for, girls?” Lorelai asks.

“I’m voting for Benny,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah. What he did in the challenge was pretty dumb,” Lorelai says.

“It was an accident, though,” Alice says.

“Yeah, Alice has a point,” Mindy says.

“So, who you gonna vote for?” Catheryn asks to Lorelai.

“I’m not sure, I’ll think about it before,” Lorelai replies.

The scene changes to the boy’s room from the Raccoons.

Orlando is seen yelling at Benny, “Gosh, you’re totally stupid. We had the game in our hands, and you screwed it.”

“It was an accident. I’m really sorry,” Benny sadly says.

Orlando is seen at the confessional, “I hate lower class people. They’re so undeserving to having me on their team.” The scene changes back to the boy’s room. “I’ll go take some fresh air,” Orlando says, as he leaves the room.

“He’s mean,” Faustino says.

“I know, right?” Benny says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Let’s take a walk before the Ceremony,” Zachariah says. The boys leave the room. Alice and Mindy both leave their room at the same time as the boys.

“Hey, guys. Where are you going?” Alice asks.

“We’ll take a walk, around the island,” Faustino says.

“Oh, okay,” Alice says. The boys, except Nigel, walk away.

“So, you’re not going with them?” Mindy asks to Nigel.

“Nah,” Nigel replies, “I need to talk with you.”

“I’m going to take a walk, so,” Alice says, smiling. She leaves.

“I still really like you, Mindy. And I was thinking if we could try out again,” Nigel says.

“Well, you don’t think we are going too fast?” Mindy asks.

“Well, yeah. But we can start at the beginning now,” Nigel says.

“Well, I really like you, and I miss you too. But, if you don’t think we’re jumping too fast at it, then I’ll give another chance to us,” Mindy replies. She kisses Nigel in his cheek, and he blushes.

“Oh, my two friends together, so cute,” Alice’s voice is heard, out of screen. Mindy giggles.

The scene cuts to Blaineley, chef and the contestants around the campfire, at the elimination ceremony.

“So, Chris was having some problems with lawsuits from Heather. So, I’ll be taking control from today’s Elimination Ceremony. As you know, if you don’t get a shell, you are out. The first shell goes to… Lorelai, Nigel, Zachariah, Mindy, Alice, Faustino, Catheryn.” Blaineley tosses shells to the mentioned contestants. “The last shell goes to…” Orlando is seen with a annoyed look, while Benny is with a worried look.

“Benny,” Blaineley says, as she tosses a marshmallow to Benny.

“I was too awesome to this, anyway,” Orlando angrily says.

“But really, why him?” Catheryn asks.

“Because he’s annoying, and keeps whining about how he’s beter than us, and about all his money,” Alice replies.

“Well, I don’t want to reveal this, but I have to… Orlando’s family is bankrupt,” Catheryn says. Everybody else gasps.

“I told you to keep this in secret,” Orlando angrily says to Catheryn.

“How do you know that about him,” Zachariah says.

“My family lent money to his family. We dated briefly when we were young, but then we broke up because he became a stuck-up, rude guy,” Catheryn says.

“Is that true, Orlando?” Mindy asks.

“It… it is,” Orlando reluctantly says, “and I still love Catheryn.” Catheryn gasps.

“Do you… really?” Catheryn asks. Catheryn and Orlando lean to kiss. Chef Hatchet then takes Orlando by his arm and throws him inside the helicopter. Catheryn waves at him, as the helicopter leaves.

“That ends with another dramatic episode,” Blaineley says, “Admit it, I did a greater job at the elimination than Chris. Well, I hope the producers realize that and replace Chris with me. Find out if this will happen, in the next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Elimination Chart
Color Code:


 * Was a member of the Angry Birds.


 * Was a member of the Mad Raccons.


 * Was on the winning team.


 * Was safe at the elimination ceremony.


 * Was on the Bottom Two, but survived.


 * Was voted-off.


 * Left without being voted-off.

1: Joanne was forced to leave for medical recomendations.

Trivia
Prologue
 * The story was created in a day where I was bored, and started to draw the cast. I wa splanning on write a fanfiction a long time ago, but never got ideas for characters. While I was drawing, the ideas came up quickly.
 * The season was named after Paradise Falls, a fictional place seen in the movie Up.
 * All the contestants are between sixteen and seventeen years old.
 * Originally, the story had just twenty contestants. The author later decided with twenty-two. Orlando and Starlight were add to the cast.
 * Joanne's original character was a positive girl, who had a negative twin sister, who was also competing. The idea was scrapped, and her sister was replaced with Catheryn.
 * Lancelot was originally a conceited and mean nerd character. I had no idea for his character, so his personality changed to a scared-cat.
 * Mindy wasn't in the original version of the story. She replaced a spoiled, annoying and childish popstar, who was a parody of Hannah Montana.
 * This season takes place 1 year after the end of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island. Though, it isn't mentioned in the story.
 * Credits goes to Mikey for doing the background template. Thanks, Mikey!

Chapter 1
 * I'd planned for Joanne and Nigel being the first contestants to arrive because of them both being somewhat quiet characters. Joanne is the average boring girl, and Nigel is just quiet. I even thought about Chris' reaction to them.
 * King Goopa Broopa, mentioned by Bitsy, is a parody of King Koopa Troopa, from the Mario series.
 * Orlando's arrival is based on Frederick's arrival for Total Drama Tropics.
 * The Angry Birds team name is a obvious reference to the game Angry Birds.
 * Chris states that the veterans no longer has their contract, after they all sued him.
 * The Barbara Chick doll mentioned by Fantine is a obvious parody of the Barbie Girl dolls.
 * Blaineley was introducted because I always loved her, and her interactions with Chris. I decided to add her to my story.

Chapter 2
 * The title of the chapter, The Alive Host’s Chest, is based on the movie title of the second movie of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
 * The first part of the challenge, where they had to swim to get a treasure chest underwater, is based on a mini-game from Mario Party, Treasure Divers. the second part is based on another mini-game from the same game, Buried Treasure.
 * Bitsy even mentions that the first challenge looks like the mini-game. Nario Feast is a obvious parody of Mario Party.
 * The second part is also slight based on another mini-game from Mario Party,
 * Lancelot was eliminated because the author lacked of plot ideas for him.
 * In the original version of the story, Lancelot placed 18th place out of twenty.

Chapter 3
 * The title of the chapter, Rowing in the Deep, is a reference to the Adele's song Rolling in the Deep.
 * Janice Jopolyn, mentioned by Starlight, is a reference to Janis Joplin.
 * When Mindy and Nigel kisses and the song "I’ll Always Love You" starts to play, the scene was sort of a tribute to Whitney Houston. I was writing this scene when I find out that she died, ad decided to add that as a tribute.
 * The first part of the challenge is based on the first part of the challenge in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island episode Backstabbers Ahoy!. I had the idea for the second challenge a long time ago, but needed a first challenge before it to have the 10 seconds of advantage reward.
 * Bitsy makes a allusion to several video-game characters: Nario, Weegee, Tsuyoshi, Princess Pear, Monkey Donk, Deedee Monk, Sweet Donk, Ronik the Porcupine, Snails, Slink and Princess Zilda, are references to the video-game characters Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach, Doneky Kong, Diddy Kong, Candy Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Link and Princess Zelda, respectively.
 * I always planned to get Kasey as the main villain for the first episodes, backstabbing someone, but end up being backstabbed and eliminated. He was always supposed to be one of the first voted-off.
 * The Helen and Kasey story is based on Heather and Alejandro.
 * In the original version of the story, Kasey placed 16th place out of twenty.

Chapter 4
 * The title of the chapter, Project Next Top Model, as well as the challenge, are based on the fashion-themed realities shows, America's Next Top Model and Project Runway.
 * Yumi saying "What the Heck" twice, as well Alice saying that "It’s not What the Heck, it’s Paradise Falls,” is a reference to Total Drama What The Heck?
 * The Angry Birds designs are a reference to video-game female characters. Grave Rider and Lana Soft is a reference to Tomb Raider and Lara Croft. Boulevard Brawl and Lun-Chi is a reference to Street Fighter and Chun-Li.
 * Yumi was eliminated for plot purposes. I did wanted her to make it further, but the only storyline I had for her was the friendship with Lorelai. I could get it done in this chapter, and decided to eliminate her.
 * The Birds were originally going to lose, at first. Someone else from the team was going to leave. I later changed it for another Birds member. I realized that everybody from the Birds would be important later to the story.
 * In the original version of the story, Yumi placed 14th place out of twenty.

Chapter 5
 * The title of the chapter was created by EnTrey. Thanks, Trey.
 * Mia Kooris, Angelique Jonnie and Jessica Elliston, mentioned by the Mad Raccoons boys, are references to Mila Kunis, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, respectively.
 * Catheryn stating that Cathy is a name of fat girls is a reference to Cathy, from Total Drama Insanity.
 * The chapter took the longest to be writen.
 * Fantine and Joanne both got eliminated because they were lacking storylines.
 * In the original version of the story, Fantine placed 16th place out of twenty, while Joanne placed 19th place out of twenty.

Chapter 6
 * The title of the chapter, I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show, is a reference to the reality gameshow I Survived a Japanese Game Show
 * The “Milly from that reality show set up in Boney Island”, as mentioned by Bitsy, is an reference to Missy, from Total Drama: Boney Island.
 * I was having trouble writing the scene where Catheryn find out about Chris’ penthouse. Manatte helpd me out with it. Thanks, Manatee!
 * Mindy asking if the Birds’ animal was a ‘semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action’ is a reference to Perry the Platypus song, from Phineas and Ferb.
 * Orlando was eliminated to finally piut an end at his plot with Catheryn. It could be done later, but I felt it worked here, and the others character are all going to be important later in the story.
 * Orlando wasn't in the original version of the story.