User blog:Nad331/Total Drama Wilderness: Surprise!

Nad here! I'll be your recapper for TDW! So we start this season with an image of chris at the dentist, which honestly isn't much more appealing than Chris sleeping. But wait! He's in a tent! He talks about nostalgia, and oh joy, here come our contestants! First one is Yesenia. Apparantly Chris cast her. Just like he cast Topher, and we know where that went. Nolan's next and he says the exact same thing that Yesenia said. Then Chris says, "That's what she said." Nolan is confused, as am I. Sprink, *giggle* I don't understand what means. *giggle* Please explain. *giggle* Joanna arrives and isn't she a big ol' barrel o'fun. She absolutely depises babies, even though she's got six. She yells at Nolan for being all smiley and stuff. Time for Wade! I didn't know this, but apparently "Eep!" means "Nice tats, bro!" Not that I know what a tat is. Cause I don't. So.....yeah. Moving on...Shaila's here, and is struggling with her luggage, but she doesn't want help. She manages, and the boat speeds off so the next boat can park. Why are they paying for all these boats? Shouldn't the money go towards the prize? We're in a recession! Nothing happens when Stefan gets off his boat or when lea gets off her boat, but then Wayne gets off his. And get this. He's drunk. On a kid's show! But it's okay, cause he only drank a little! Parents, worry no more! Hedda comes and gets all excited about Chris's pectoral muscle and takes out a pad and starts writing random crap down. Reeve gets off and says, "For the record,..." Hedda, get ready! He doesn't take crap from anyone..uh-oh. Wayne makes a joke about Reeve. You got guts, boy. Chris breaks them up before it escalates. Next off the boat is...ugh. Tamira. She automatically sees Wayne and becomes a complete suck-up. Wayne repays her by vomiting. On her. Toby is next. With Francesca. Who completely OWNS Toby. Not much has been happening so far. Nothing really does until the second chapter. So, rest of the chapter in a nutshell: Eduardo, Celia, Anders, very sexy man beast, Holly, Brad...TM, racist Daniel, selfish white men. And then they're all related to a former contestant, but Brad doesn't want anybody to know who he is related to. 'Cause it's Quog! Just a guess. They'll be revealed Monday. After this cliffhanger is resolved, how 'bout ...oh, I don't know, maybe resolving the Mark-Julietta cliffhanger?