User blog:JustLittleOlMe/Rankings for Idiots

If you haven't read Total Drama Idiots yet, in my opinion you should. It is hilarious and very well written! :D The two teams are the Screaming Parasites and the Killer Bacteria. xDD


 * 1) Adele – She is sweet, sings and writes songs, wrote the Christmas play and doesn’t really have any problems. Her only issue is that she sings every word she speaks, but she sings well. Couldn’t stop laughing when she “held a note” instead of screaming in terror like her teammates.
 * 2) Khloe – She’s a model, and knows that people think she’s stupid. She gets a bit mad at herself when she makes a mistake, because she knows that just reinforces people’s beliefs that she’s dumb. She has a lot of potential and is friendly to everyone.
 * 3) Andy – He’s kind and soft-spoken. Helps Newton lose Kim for a short while when she’s really being a nuisance. He doesn’t have any issues so far. Unfortunately, we don’t know much about him yet.
 * 4) Shelly – She loves to play little kid games like hide-and-seek and patty-cake. She wants to help Lilly win at a game and is very generous and friendly.
 * 5) Chloe – She’s amazingly funny without meaning to be. She thinks she’s in a movie, and has decided that she is the main villain, and is expecting to be “taken down” by the “good guys” before the end. She keeps bullying Lilly in hopes that she’ll stand up for herself. Chloe carries a script around with her at all times, and actually knows what is about to happen and what people will say when she reads it! Breaks the fourth wall on occasion.
 * 6) Lilly – She’s wonderfully kind, but she’s very addicted to playing video games. Unfortunately for her, she’s truly awful at playing them. She’s a lot of fun.
 * 7) Django – He’s friendly and fun, but seems to have to be in a costume all the time. Maybe he’s uncomfortable being himself, but he’s great at being everyone else.
 * 8) Artie – He’s a very kind and generous person, and comforts Channery when she’s feeling down. Unfortunately, we know very little about him.
 * 9) Squirrel – We learn very little about him except that he loves squirrels. He does understand English, but doesn’t speak except to say “Squirrel” in response to people. Finally we learn he’s just terribly shy, and can write very well.
 * 10) Channery – She has a lot of family issues, but writes to escape the world. She writes the Christmas play for her team. We find out she needs some more self-esteem, too, since she votes with her team instead of who she wants to vote off.
 * 11) Ferguson – He’s obsessed with TV shows and believes that learning from them will help him get along in the real world. He’s nice, but is worried enough about what he’s learned from TV that he’s actually worried about a Jumanji-type animal stampede. He wants to buy stampede insurance, just in case.
 * 12) Newton – He knows science and is more observing what’s going on. He supervised Kim putting together the fireworks display, but “miscalculated” and blew up the stage. He may have helped Kim blow up the stage because they like each other, and Kim likes burning and blowing stuff up.
 * 13) Kourtney – She’s a cheerleader, and is abrasive and curt, but stands up for herself and her friends. Does not make friends easily, but is generally a good person with a lot of story potential.
 * 14) Fred Figglehorn – He acts very young, but is well known for his series of youtube videos. He likes Porsche because she likes him. Seems nice, but seems too young to be here.
 * 15) Perry “Mafia” – He wants to be “the bad guy”, and insists that everyone call him Mafia. He seems to want the attention more than to actually be villainous, but his attitude has not won him any friends.
 * 16) Kim – Is Izzy’s cousin and burned down part of Animal Kingdom in Disney World. Claims it was an accident, but no one believes her. Is definitely somewhat insane: she took a bite of Newton thinking he was a cookie, wants to burn down their cabin, might have multiple personality disorder, carries a chainsaw, and still believes in Santa Claus. Fun, but scary.
 * 17) Wonka – He seems to only think of chocolate. He did help out with the Christmas play, but he really scared Squirrel when he said that chocolate covered squirrel sounded good.
 * 18) Porsche – She’s kind, but overly obsessed with her phone. We don’t know much about her, unfortunately, except that she has a crush on Fred Figglehorn and feels lost without her constant attachment to the internet and her phone.
 * 19) Tree – He’s totally obsessed with trees to the point of being slightly insane. He did help out with the Christmas play, though.
 * 20) April - Is somewhat unkind and has no empathy for Lilly when she’s hit by a ceiling fan. Lies a lot and badly, too. Unfortunately, we know very little about her.