User blog:Sprinklemist/What's In a Username

So basically, I have a little bit to write since it's been a while. First I want to talk to you about something important; My username's origin.

Sure it sounds, girly, but since I know what it stands for, I know it isn't... Here goes. People who are offended easily may be offended easily... There was this sketch comedy show on VH1 a couple of years ago called ''Acceptable TV. ''Viewers would vote for their favorite 'show' and it would return with another mini episode the following week. The show failed a lot of the time, but something they did hysterically well was reality show spoofs. One of them being an Apprentice spoof called, Operation Kitten Calender. It was about a man with strange hair that made his fortune when he one day walked through the woods and saw an adorable kitten sitting on a stump. He took a picture of it, and started a franchise with a poster of the kitten that read, 'I'm Stumped!' So now he was trying to find his apprentice on a reality show. The first episode's winner would be allowed to work with the world's most adorable cat, 'Sprinklemist'. The man who won the challenge began working with Sprinklemist in the following episode... Sprinklemist had a disease where the host knew he was going to die during the next challenge. He wanted to test the winner of the first challenge's talent by having to deal with an unexpected development... The winner failed, (he made a fake cat out of cotton balls), and was eliminated. Lol! Anyway, I would post the link for the first episode from youtube, but it has quite a few minor swears, with the more offensive ones bleeped out.

Next up is the epic epicness that is Total Fanfiction Crossover. It's a story that will be written by TDIwriter and I. In fact, the first chapter is already up, and quite a few have already read it. Thank you so much to the supporters. So many of you have lent us the use of your characters, which will make it easier to write from now on. The idea stemmed from discussions a few users have been having in character talk pages (about what would happen if so and so was locked in a room his whats-their-face?). I think it's pretty cool, and I even made decorative pictures of the first stories characters, but I probably won't be able to do that, every time... I predict that there will be some other kind of fight fic in the future with different characters. I'll try my hardest not to let it interfere with my other fic(s).

Total Drama Pandemonium has recently debuted it's second chapter, and it's really good. I must discuss something... Derrick is my favorite character. Shouldn't I be ashamed of this? He's sexist. He makes ridiculous claims about guys being better than girls, but he is so darn hilarious in his ridiculousness. Bravo to Anonymos for making such a fun character out of something detestable.

Total Drama Amazon's obligatory section: This series is going strong. My theory on what's going to happen next: I'm thinking that the teams will be merged into two. It will be extremely hard to predict who would be eliminated in that case. But if no team is merged, I kind of think that the Bruno, Nathaniel, Elvis, Audrey team will regret throwing the challenge when they are unable to win the next one. Forcing Bruno out of the competition. But that's just my theory...

Wanna see some hilarious antics, by a disco loving guy? Then Total Drama Cruise is for you. There's more to it than that, though. This week's challenge included a wild scavenger hunt, that also came along with a mysterious challenge on the talk page. That's kind of an ingenious idea that helps the readers intereact with a story more.

This week a beloved character went home on my story, Total Drama: Boney Island. (it seems like forever ago, because of TFC, but it was only yesterday) I feel like it's one of the strongest chapters, yet, and fan reaction has been extremely positive, so thanks guys! Hopefully, you enjoy next week's episode as its the biggest risk I probably could take... I like being vague. I hate killing the suspense. The chapter should be up Monday morning, as usual.

Thanks for reading, and I beg of you to not include spoilers in your replies to this entry (since they show up on the recent changes page), about who won the cage match or who went home, yesterday. Some people probably didn't read them, yet...