User blog comment:TDIwriter/Idea and Contest/@comment-1636990-20120110223343

I have to represent the South. Here's Erica.

The camera reveals a fairly young woman with blonde hair standing in front of a silver mustang. She takes one final look around the car before opening up the hood. A cloud as black as death arises into her perfectly tanned face, but she doesn't seem fazed. In fact, the scent itself seems to excite her as she lowers her head into the hood.

In a deep Southern draw that could captivate the hearts of all younger men, the girl says, "Yep! Just what I expected."

The man holding the camera asks, "What? What is it?"

"Oh, it's really simple actually." The girl looks up and see the camera. "It's a... what the heck are you doing?"

"Filming you?"

"...Dude, I don't care what you're thinking. It'll never happen."

"Not that, Erica."

Erica slams the hood of the car down and asks with a scowl, "Then what?"

"You talked about how you wanted to sign up for Total Drama. So... here you go!"

"...You could've given me some warning before hand, Henry."

"You have to get used to it on the island."

Erica playfully rolls her eyes and smiles a sweet grin to the camera. She says, "Hey, Total Drama crew! The name's Erica. Anyway, you just saw me fixing up a car."

"Sally." Henry corrects.

"O...kay? Any who, Sally here just had some engine problems, nothing major. Anyway, I think you guys could use someone like me. I'm rather smart, athletic, and I'm also not afraid to get down and dirty. Though, you probably can't tell just by looking at me. Anyway, Chris, I also competed in pageants when I was younger, and I was a swimsuit model. I just had a photo shoot a few weeks ago. Don't you think a model like me would bring in some male viewers? Anyway, just pick me, you won't regret it." Erica says. She makes a wink, and begins to walk away.

"Wow, Erica, I've never seen you be like that."

"Oh, trust me, they'd never fall for that stupid trick. And besides, why would I get picked? I practically lied about myself during those descriptions. You know that people do that in their auditions: say false things about themselves."

"Yeah... but you do look hot in a bikin-"

SMACK!

The camera suspiciously stops working, and the blackness of emptiness comes onto the screen.

Yes, long, I get it. But hey, I like surprise auditions.