Total Drama Island...?

Mmkay, so this is a Fanfiction by me, for you! Kevin replaces (thinks of a random boy in the series) Noah, and it starts... err... now?

Not So Happy Campers Part 1
The camera pans across the island of Camp Wawanakawa, then shows TV host, Chris McLean, standing on an extremely unstable dock.

"Yo, what's up? It's Chris McLean! And I'm here to host the hottest thing on TV since That 80's Show!" The scene then cuts to Chris in between two cabins. "Here, 22 totally different campers will compete in challenges and vote each other off in order to win one hundred thousand big ones!" The scene cuts back to Chris standing on the creaky dock. "So, don't touch that dial, and tune in to Total. Drama. Island!"

(theme song)

Chris impatiently looked at his watch. "Where are those twer--" (notices the camera) "Twenty-two campers...!"

Chris was relieved to finally see a boat pull up to the dock. A boy with an entirely red sweatsuit tripped off of the boat. Chris put on a fake smile. "Tyler, what's up?" "Great to be he--" Before he could finish, Tyler tripped on one of the dock's many loose planks, falling face-first.

Before Chris could even pretend to be concerned, another camper arrived. This one was a girl, who was fairly tall, and carried a red and orange surfboard. Chris looked at his clipboard. "Eva?" The girl chuckled and stated, "No, I'm Bridgette." Chris angrily shuffled through his papers and mumbled, "Lazy boat-driving people... never on schedule!"

Another boy, who was creepily overweight, stepped off of the boat. "How're ya doin', guys!?" He bear-hugged Chris. "Great to be here, dude!" Chris tried his hardest not to smack him in the face. "That's great... Owen..." Owen then let him go, and stood next to Bridgette and Tyler, who were already chatting away on the opposite side of the dock.

Two boats pulled up at the same time, and they were apparently racing. Two boys stepped off of the boats, one with oddly-dyed green hair, and the other with auburn hair. "You obviously somehow adjusted your engine, since the boat's terminal velocity was only 75 meters per second, while yours went 85 meters per second," the auburn-haired one argued while punching numbers in his calculator. The boy with green hair simply rolled his eyes, grabbed the other boy's calculator, and tossed it into the lake. Chris intervened. "Duncan, Harold, great to meet you guys..."

Another boat arrived, and two girls dressed identically were dropped off. "Oh my gosh, Sadie! This is just like Camp Hole in the Wall," the skinnier one reminisced. Sadie nodded intently. "This brings back soooo many memories, Katie!" "You introduced yourselves, way to do my job for me," Chris remarked. The friends simply stated in unison, "No problem."

Chris took a head count. "Only eight campers?" (he notices a cue card behind the camera) "Erm, seven? By now we should be at ten!" Right then, another boat approached the dock. A girl with lightly-tinted sunglasses delicately stepped off and examined the camp. "We're staying here? Are you serious?" She stomped toward Chris and pouted. "You didn't see the picture in the brochure, Heather?" Chris questioned. Heather snorted and walked toward the other campers. "I'm too popular to be caught reading."

Almost immediately, a boat honked its horn, and left a boy who was slightly tall, with curly hair and headphones. He clumsily walked off the boat and shook hands with Chris. "'Sup?" The boy waved to the other campers and got no response. Chris scoffed and said, "Oh, right, you're the normal one on this show. I won't even say your name for you." The boy was taken aback, and just said, "Uh, okay? I'm Kevin, since I won't get an introduction."

Before Kevin could get to the crowd of campers, a boat reached the dock. A slightly overweight girl struted her way down to the dock. "Wassup y'all? It's Shawnie!" She carried her leopard-patterned luggage and high-fived Chris. Chris grinned. "LeShawna, loud and proud!" She walked over to the rest of the contestants and played around with her phone. Chris, noticing this, began to chuckle, confusing everyone.

Another boat arrived, and a fairly short girl with pink pants stumbled onto the dock. Chris scratched the back of his head. "Wow, Beth, I didn't know you were that sho--" Her glare stopped him. "...vertically challenged." Beth got over her anger at Chris and approached the campers. "Hey guys..." (a boat horn honks, muting out everything she says) "...and I hope you can accept me for who I am." Beth smiled and stood next to Owen.

'' To Be Continued, and if I don't continue, harass me in the IRC about it. :P''