User blog:Mrdaimion/Rant: Why Nice Guys Finish Last

Lately, I've been starting to get sick of people saying they don't get any girlfriends cause they're a "nice guy", when in reality, that's not true at all... No offense to any nice guys out there, of course, this doesn't apply to ALL "nice" guys, just the majority. Anyways, allow me to explain why decent guys never get laid:

'''Warning: Again, there will be cursing here, cause... I tend to curse a lot and I find censorship really stupid, honestly, but that's a topic for another day. Read at your own risk.'''

1) You're probably not as nice as you think. Now, this isn't to say everyone who calls themselves "nice" are assholes. Instead I'm saying... no, wait, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Seriously, though, if you consider yourself to be a really nice guy, chances are, you really aren't very nice, you just (a) think the things you do are a lot nicer then they actually are or (b) just do nice things so other people think you're nice- if you are really, truely a good person, you won't even notice that the things you do are very nice. That's not to say that if you consider yourself a good person you should go to Hell, but if you think you're the nicest person in your school, you probably need to stop bull-shitting to yourself.

2) There's a difference between being a "nice guy" and a "stalker. Now, a lot of "nice guys" think they don't get girls cause they get stuck in the Friend Zone. Although that may be true... usually it isn't. It's that you creep the girl out. What do I mean? Well, being a friend is when you hang out with her, maybe occasionally buy her stuff, text her a lot. Being a stalker is bending over backwards to change your schedule so you can hang out with her, buying her expernsive (or inexpensive) stuff all the time, never leaving her alone, and constantly stalking her Facebook and Twitter.

That tends to creep the girl out a lot, believe it or not, and she feels not inclined to date nice guys- so, if you do that, tone it down guys, alright?

3) Girls are hard-wired to fuck bad guys. As sterotypical as this sounds, according to science, girls are attracted to pricks. The thing is, their brains tell them "yo, gurl, alpha males have huge cocks, you know?", which basically means they're best for breeding. So, yeah, not much to say here.

I have more reasons, but, like... I can't think of how to put them into words. It's weird. If I figure out how later, I'll add it on.

But yeah. Long story short, yeah, this is why nice guys can't get to fuck hot chicks.