User blog comment:Turnertang/Super Blog!!!/@comment-1153194-20091203003917

Oh yeah, I remember now. My favorite one is this (I found it quoted on another page):

Selma: Oh, we promise we won’t tell [that Marge is pregnant].

[Back at their apartment, Patty and Selma open the phone book to the first page.]

Patty: [dials] Hello, is this A. Aaronson? It might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again.

[Flash forward…]

Patty: Just thought you’d like to know, Mr. Zykowski. [hangs up, sighs] There. Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.

XD