Total Drama the Abandoned Land

15 contestants, 5 million of the currency of there choice and an abandoned country full of suprises, thats how its about her at TDAL!

Please read contestants descriptions before first reading the story

Also despite inactivity I will be picking up this story again, please refrain from deleting this I plan on countinuing to write this story this week, thank you - Len ,2015

Contestants
Bold writing means they are eliminated

Micklo (The Unnsocial....) Micklow has no social skills whatsoever and his annoying personality can only be described with a word I'm not aloud use here.

Dangerous Dingos
Hunter (The Athletic Competitor) a really competitve athletic boy who likes to show off his skills

Linda (The Bucket Full of Suprises) Linda is sweet but you don't know what she'll do next, that can sometimes be a problem

Jerod (The Stereotypical Rich Boy) Lots of stuff, greedy and thinks he's cool, these are characteristics of a jerk , jerod? yeh he's just rich

Milly (The Survivor) Despite her frail and girly appearance milly is definatley somone you want when your battling on an abandoned land

Taylor (The Riot) she's angry and unfriendly thats taylor for you

Lydia (The Moaner) Lydia is nice and all but she is constantly going on about how she can be almost killed.

Ryan (The Bad Luck Charm) The name says it all

Killer Krocs
Martin (The Johnny Bravo 2.0)  Tall, thinks he's handsome, stupid, hits on girls and gets hurt alot seems like JB to me

Kayleigh and Bethany (The Inseperable Duo) They are BFF's for life and they mean it

Karl (The Prankster) Sometimes his pranks are funny sometimes they are quite unnecesary but karl doesn't he just wants to laugh

Hanna (The Evil Genius) A very high EQ (Evilness Quotience) coupled with  various skills Hanna is a worthy

oponent

Donal (The Nerd) prefers to be called a geek but whatever

Zac (The Pale Mysterious One) He is so mysterious I don't know what to say..........

Theme Song
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine 

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be   

And I think the answer is plain to see (Milly and a frightend Dolan jump out of a plane...)

I wanna be famous (.....and land on Micklow)

I wanna live close to the sun  (Zac shrieks like a vampire in the sun)

So pack your bags cause I've already won (Hunter running in a race against a panting and then collapsing Lydia)

Everything to prove nothing in my way  (Camera travels to a house on the island)

I'd get there one day   (Karl launches Ryan out of a cannon that says PR4NK on it)

Cause I wanna be famous (........Martin practises his karate chops in the air only for Taylor to slap him down)

na nanana na nananana na nananananana (Jerod wiping his sweaty forehead with money and Linda jumping out of a bucket with streams following her)

na[I wanna be] na [I wanna be] nanananana [I wanna be famous] x2 (Hanna smiling then glaring at the camera)

[whistled versions] (Kayleigh and Bethany hug only for Chef to be laughing maniaclly behind them then it shows all the characters sitting together)

1# The Race to Last Place
"A whole new season!" - Chris "You know what that means, new location and new rules!" , "Well for this season we decided to go more civilized but at the same time more deadly, we have come to the deserted country of Whkytrwghn. "Its a real country I swear!", "Anyway me and chef have made, i mean pursuaded 15 new contestants to come here to compete for 5 million of the currency of there choice. Lets see what happens here at Total Drama the Abandoned Land

"So here are the contestants" (15 teenagers drop out of a plane chef was flying)

"Here they are Ryan,Hunter,Donal,Zack,Karl,Lydia,Kayleigh,Bethany,Taylor,Hanna,Milly,Martin,Jerod and Micklow, so now for your first challenge-" - Chris

"Aren't we gonna introduce ourself" - Lydia

"No time for that heres your first ever challenge, there are 15 players that would make the teams uneven so I'm planning a big race to the end, last place gets eliminated then teams are picked." - Chris

"You may or may not need a partner or two so team up challenge starts in 15 mins"

(Alliances Time)

"EEK, Bethany you so have to let me partner up with you!" - Kayleigh

"Well who else would I partner up with" - Bethany

"Well I'm probably not gonna win but I have to try, can I be with you guys?" - Lydia

"Sure!"

"Hey you, you seem big and stong like me, HOO-HA!, Wanna form an alliance" - Martin

"No way man, Hunter goes on his own, I am fast enough to get there with no help" - Hunter

"I'll go with you" - Jerod

"Why would I join you"

"The girl always like the rich guy and this friend" - Jerod

"I'm in!" - Martin

"Hey you guys seem a bit frail and weak you could need somene like me to make sure you don't you know get beat up " - Micklow

"Whats that ment to mean?" -Ryan

"Just admit it your so weak you guys could probably get eliminated first and have a 65% chance of walking out of here with severe injuries and utter humiliations" - Micklow

"Well me Ryan and Zac aren't joining you" - Donal

"Watever" - Zac

"Listen up losers, I have a way in this game come with me and stick with me unless you wanna get eliminated" - Hanna

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" - Taylor

"What I'm just trying to help you, I have the best tactics ok they might be evil but don't you wanna win?" - Hanna

"Ok but don't mess with  us and we'll stay" - Milly

"Well I guess were the last to left" - Karl

"Ok then lets team UP! :)" - Linda

(Challenge Time)

"Okay contestants!, challenge time just race to they finish line, its simple, on your marks, get set, GO!

[Ryan, Donal and Zack]

"Okay guys by my calculis and trejectory of the faster contestants we should be able to go-" - Donal

"Whatever can we just walk" -  Zack

"Hey guys I have a bit of bad luck so we have to  be care-, WOAHHHHH" - Ryan (steps on a mini land mine[less dangerous than big one] and gets shot far far away)

"ok" - Zack

[Jerod and Martin running]

"So whats it like to be a richieboy?" - Martin

"Its alright, plenty of chicks and money" - Jerod

"Oh mama, I gotta get me some of that speaking of that? (Milly ,Hanna and Taylor walk by)

"Hey dollface, wanna go with me?- Martin (Speaking to Taylor)

(Taylor kicks him in the groin)

"So thats a no?"

[Taylor, Hanna and Milly]

"That Martin Bravo or whatever his name is is really annoying hope he gets voted off" - Taylor

"Well girls you'll have to stick with me throughout the game I have a load of plans" - Hanna

"I don't like were this is going" - Milly

[Bethany, Kayleigh and Lydia]

"EEE quick we cant be last!" - Kayleigh and Bethany

"Hey guys your going to fast" - Lyida (on the floor panting)

[Micklow]

Come on Micklow you don't need those weeklings or anyone, but I am lost" - Micklow

(Chris)

"Okay so our first set of competitors are coming in" - Chris

"YES, first place as usual"- Hunter

(A random flying Ryan lands painfully across the finish line)

"Second place you mean" - Chris

"Awwww" - Hunter

"Ow" - Ryan

"And Karl and Linda are here too in 3rd and 4th" - Chris

"Finally" - Linda

[Jerod, Martin , Zack and Donal]

"Come on Zack lets get ahead of them" - Donal

"Alright" - Zack

"Hey nerd boy stop it right now were gonna come 5th and 6th!" - Martin

"Well think of a number multiply it by 6 then subtract the number you have from itself" - Donal

"It's 0 whats that meant to mean" - Jerod

"Thats the amount of craps we give" - Zack

"Nerd's these days" - Martin

"And Donal and Zack come 5th and 6th with Jerod and Martin closely after" - Chef

"Hey I wanted to say that" - Chris

(Milly, Hanna and Taylor)

"You guys are so slow, pick up the pace will ya!" - Hanna

"If you wanna get to the finish line so urgent how about I help ya!" - Taylor (trys to grab Hanna but ends up grabbing Milly and throwing her to the finnish line then Hanna and Taylor following up)

"Ok theres only 3 spots left for non-elimination" - Chris

"EEK!" (Kayleigh and Bethany run past)

"Correction one who will it be Micklow or Lydia?" - Chris

(Miclow is seen walking to the finish line)

"Too easy sorry WhinyMcPooPoopants, wait what!" - Micklow (Falls into a quicksand trap Chris put in)

"Well I forgot about that" - Chris

"NOOOOOO!" - Micklow (he screams as Lydia runs past him and wins the last spot)

"And Micklow is eliminated next episode we will be picking the teams see what happens next time on Total Drama the Abanded Land!" - Chris

2# Finding Keepers, Pirates Weepers
"Last time on TDAL, There was a running race to the finish line to determine who is eliminated, and your least favourite......, Micklow got the boot what will happen this time on TDAL

"Okay  contestants, after that challenge we did last episode , I need to form teams" - Chris

"Hanna,Kayleigh,Bethany,Zac,Donal,Karl and Martin you are the killer crocs!" - Chris

"Jerod,Milly,Taylor, Linda, Lydia , Hunter and Ryan your  the Dangerous Dingos"

"You will both be given mini-houses to live in which will be split to boys and girls during the merge, so go in your cribs and chat." - Chris

(Killer Krocs)

"Oh your here with me I hope we have some fun together" - Donal

"Wat" - Zac

"So what do you like to do" - Donal

"What do you mean?" - Hanna

"Like whats your personality ever TD character has a personality I'm the exquisitively smart one" - Donal

"You seem more like the stupid loser nerd who I will kick in his things if he gets in me way" - Hanna

"Ok that works too" - Donal "What about you?"

"I love funny pranks" - Karl

"Like wha-, how original" - Zac (sits on whoopy coushion)

"Omigod!" , "were on the same team!" - Kayleigh and Bethany

(anything in [] is confessinal words)

[Hanna : My team has to be the worst ]

"Hey guys you haven't discussed my personality" - Martin

"Yeh,Yeh Mr. Bravo" - Karl

(Dangerous Dingos)

"Oh god, I hope none of you's are like the usual TD character arragont,evil or dumb" - Lydia

"No, I'm just you know good at sports, love winning and get angry when I don't  win and am supercompetitive and know I am the best but no none of the above" - Hunter

(Lydia sighs)

"What you angry with me!" - Taylor

"Don't worry Taylor they won't do anything bad, I'll make sure of it" - Milly

"And what makes you think your all tough" - Jerod

"Whats your name?" - Milly

"Jerod, I'm rich"

"Well jerod yah!, that what" - Milly (punches jerod in stomach)

"Hey guys can I join your convo-" - Ryan (steps on floorboard that hits him in the face)

(Chris on the intercom) "All contestants report to the main area for challenge number 2

(contestants at main area)

"Todays challenge is pirate themed , I've hidden keys in the ground marked x but it won't be that easy the x's are quite big bring me 5 keys and you win the challenge.

(Challenge Time)

(Dingos)

"Well this is an easy first challenge" - Milly (is digging with shovel)

"Thats what Chris want's you to thing then boom crocodile jump out of a the ground that would be super nice" - Linda

"Speaking of Krocs, Martin shouldn't you be helping your team" - Lydia

"Why would pass up a hot sexy mama like you" - Martin

"What?" - Lydia

"No distractions Hunter needs to win this or else" - Hunter

(Krocs)

"Where is that stupid Martin one, his body mass could of helped us dig" - Hanna

"Actually if you calculate, his mass, by his height multiplied by his obnoxious-ness-" - Donal

"I don't care anymore,wait a second, prank boy your name again " - Hanna

"Karl"

"You like pranks don't you" (Karl nods) well I've got a mission for you" - Hanna

(Dingos again)

"Hunter found a key!" -Hunter

"You, Ryan boy hold it while I tell the others"

"OK" - Ryan (Karl hiding in a bush behind them with a paintball gun)

"Prank Time" - Karl, "Now Hanna said shoot the key out of there hand, but lets have some fun here, right in the belly button!"

(Karl aiming for Ryans bellybutton until Linda pops up behind him)

"BOO!" - Linda (scares Karl ruining his aim and Ryan gets hit with a paintball in the groin and drops the key)

"Linda!, you ruined every-, wait the key I can still get !" - Karl

(Karl runs for for they key and picks it up)

"Hey he's stealing our key!" - Hunter (Hunter rugby tackles Karl and starts wrestling him for the key)

"Im not coming in 2nd again

"AHH HELP" - Karl

"After that thief" - Milly

"Karl I thought I gave you instructions" - Hanna

(all 14 contestants then join in the fight for approximatley 3 hours)

"Seriously you guys have been fighting for ages no time for the full challenge whoever  gets that one key to me first wins for there team" - Chris

(Ryan gets the key)

"And the dangerous dingos win the challenge" - Chris

"Its all your fault that we lost the challenge Karl, yours to bravo boy" - Hanna

"Actually you sent Karl on that mission so you should be voted off, but don't worry I'll call ya" - Martin

(Elimination Time)

"So for this seasons elimination ceremony we have pictures of player, put an x on the players that you want out photo's are in the confessinal, so whoever goes first can cast the first vote" - Chris

[Donal votes for Hanna]

[Martin votes for Hanna]

[Karl votes for Hanna]

[Kayleigh and Bethany vote for Martin]

[Zac votes for Hanna]

(Hanna walks in confessinal and see's the votes, everyone except for K and B voted for her)

"[Thats gives me an idea]" - Hanna

(Elimination Ceremony)

"Okay guys don't you understand english only 2 people sent in ther votes" - Chris

"Anyway the person eliminated is..................................................................................................................

.............................Martin!

"What!" - Everyone

"[Ripping up everyones votes except for the ones with Martin on it was a good idea, I'm good]" - Hanna

"So Martin what are your last words before you go threw the cannon of shame and into loser cottage?" - chris

"Wait I haven't met any mama's" - Martin

"Too bad, and to you viewers see you next time on Total Drama the Abandoned Land!" - Chris

3# Chris McLean and The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Last time on TDAL, the contestants competed to get 5 keys but do to ther low FKQ (Finding keys quotient) so we had to decide the challenge on one key what will happen next on Total Drama the Abandoned Land!"

(Dangerous Dingos)

"We almost lost that one but I got that no good prankster in a wrestling postion he had no chance" - Hunter

"But didn't I wi-" - Ryan (Hunter accidently hits him in the face while stretching)

"Last challenge was a bit boring" - Lydia

"I know it featured small amounts of dialougue or work "- Linda

"I could pay Chris to make it intersting, oh but I still haven't gotten that eyes flushed in milk appointment" - Jerod

"Rich people problems" - Milly

"WILL YOU SHUT UP IM TRYNA SLEEP!" - Taylor

"Angry girl problems" - Lydia

(Killer Krocs)

"Okay guys we can't lose this time we got to form our strategies" - Hanna

"Kayleigh and Bethany you guys literally disapeard  in the challenge"

"It was urgent Brad Kratskinov from highschool texted us and we had a 4 hour chat with him" - Bethany

"Best four hours of our lives" - Kayleigh

"Anyway Karl next time please plan your evilness carefully" - Hanna

"Its not evilness it's causing trouble theres a diffrence!" - Karl

"Speaking of trouble something suspicious happened yesterday, me, karl , martin and zac all agreed to vote for Hanna" - Donal

"Hey!" - Hanna

"But Martin left" - Donal

"Ow the awful suspiciousness" - Zac

(Chris on Intercom)

"All campers report to the main area for challenge number 3

(Challenge Time)

"Okay guys for this challenge  just 3 steps, run to the  islands maze, find and sword and battle the players from the opposite team without  letting the kraken (cough cough, Chef) , so go!

(Start Challenge)

"Yeah another running challenge for me" - Hunter (enters Labrynth followed by Karl ,Milly and Lydia)

"Okay Zac we have to watch out for the kraken if I do my math correctly it should come at.....(Chef the kraken takes Donal and Zac)

"Wow how strategical Donal" - Zac

"Omigod Kayleigh, this challenge is hard" - Bethany

"Ya, lets Bail" - Kayleigh (both leave)

"Well what a  horrible turn of events for the Krocs" - Chris

(Dingos)

"Okay guys we need a plan" - Milly

"Who needs a plan when your Hunter!" - Hunter (runs off)

"Okay we all knew he was going to do that, but we need to devise a simple way to make sure we-" - Milly

"You saying I cant think for myself" - Taylor

"Of course  not bu-"

"Then I'll go on my own" -

"I don't care either I'm going with Taylor" - Jerod

"I guess its just you and me" - Lydia

"And Ryan were is Ryan" - Milly

(Krocs again)

"UH!, were are my other team mates" - Hanna

"Guess I'm all thats left" - Karl

"Ok then don't mess up like last time" - Hanna

"[Oh yeh scoring with miss hotness]" - Karl

(Back to Dingos)

"So mister rich, rich rich, were do you think we go" - Taylor

"I think there should do " - Jerod (Gets taking away  by the kraken with Taylor)

"Really guys this is pathetic, anyway anyone not already out report to the labyrinth opening for the next challenge" -   Chris

(Labyrinth door)

"For your second part of the challenge battle it  out using these swords go!" - Chris

"But wait it ain't that easy find a ancient greek artifacts once your done, run to me and you win" - Chris

(Challenge Part 2)

"Karl we need to eliminate these losers" - Hanna

"How?" - Karl

"Think of something!" - Hanna

"Hey, Hey, Hey , your not winning the challnege funny boy" - Hunter

"Is that so?" - Karl (boxing glove pops out of his sword and hitting Hunter in the face)

"[Ah, the old fake sword boxing glove trick don't tell me you haven't heard of that one]" - Karl

" I'm the last one on my team boy have I got a suprise for you" - Linda

" AHH!" - Karl (Linda pants Karl only for Karl to kick her off him)

"What is wrong with that girl!?, wait whats this?" (finds artefact), Hanna look we've won" - Karl

"You mean I've won!" - Hanna (kicks Karl in the groin)

"Haha victory is mine" - Hanna

(A random Ryan flies out of the sky and land on Hanna and artefact falls in his hand)

"And Ryan wins for the Dangerous Dingos" - Chris

"WHAT!!!, HOW?" - Hanna

"Well" - Ryan (Ryan memorizes back to when he wondered through a forest and a random bear beat him up and threw him into the air)

"Anyway Krocs see you at elimination" - Chris

(Elimination Time)

(Players take there votes)

"Okay time for elimination" - Chris

"Hanna was close to winning the challenge so she gets immunity"  - Chris

"Aw, what?" -  Everyone except for Hannah

"So the person with most votes was.............................................................................................Kayleigh!

"OMIGOD!" - Bethany

"and Bethany so double elimination" - Chris

"Oh yay were not seperated, whatever were leaving" - Kayleigh

"Oh well, see you next time on Total Drama the Abandoned Land" - Chris

4# So we do what we Want? (Filler)
[Warning this is a short filler episode it has no meaning so "Last time on TDtAL, it was labyrinth blah blah blah , I feel kinda lazy today I'ma skip this part bye!"

(Team Talk)

(Dangerous Dingos)

"Another win for the Hunters, I mean Dingos" - Hunter

"Hey I helped" - Taylor

"Yeh, helped us almost lose where were half of you, especially you Ryan" - Hunter

"I was wandering in the woods for a field trip and got beat up by a bear and thrown with extreme power into the air thank you very much, plus that helped so win so yeh!" - Ryan

"Actually Hunters right we haven't being losing but we need to pull ourselves together" - Milly

"Wow foxes and ducks, lovely!" - Linda

"Well I think If it aint broke dont fix it!" - Jerod

(All Dingos except for Lydia get into a big fight)

" I had to be on this team" - Lydia

(Killer Krocs)

"Another loss how totaly unexpected" - Zac

"Quiet Mr Emo boy, you are not helping the case" - Hanna

"Says the one, who kicked me in a bandonkowonks and then lost because of a flying nerd" - Karl

"Guys please we can win next time if you multiply the-" - Dona

"SHUT UP!" - Everyone except for Donal

(All players do what they want)

5# Are You Smarter than a...................
"Heyyy" - Chris