The Completely Gruesome Saga of Stupid Gwen (Please Read This Dreadfully Funny Article)

I wrote this story out of my absolute despise of stupid GWEN! And I don't want people hating on me for hating Gwen!

Gwen and Duncan
One day Gwen was drinking out of the toilets when she heard the sound of kissing. She ran outside to see Duncan and Courtney making out. She got really angry and ran towards Duncan.

"I thought you loved me!" she cried

"Personally I think you are the UGLIEST girl on the show!" said Duncan

Gwen cried all night and then saw Duncan coming up to her bed.

"I knew you loved me!" she cried happily

"Actually I came here to put a paper bag over your head!" he said

When Gwen woke up she couldn't see so she took off her bag but turned poor Trent to stone!

Chris told Gwen she was too ugly for his show and kicked her onto the Boat of Losers. But Gwen killed Chef with her look so Chris had no choice but to let her stay. She started scaring all the other (prettier) girls so they threw her off the 50 foot cliff. She got eaten by sharks who spat her out because she was so ugly.

Cody came up to her and said, "Now that I have got my eyes ajusted I can see how ugly you really are!" and he dropped a rabid racoon on her face so it would claw it off. Gwen felt sad and walked back to her bed when she realised Duncan had put glue on it! She couldn't get up!