My Totally Dramatic Life

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Chapter 1 (The Beginning)
(Theme Song)

Hey, Mom and Dad I'm doing fine. (Izzy is swinging on a vine and knocks down Bry who is sitting on a tree stump reading his book) ''You guys are on my mind. You asked me what I wanted to see. Now I think the answer is plain to be.'' (Ezekiel takes off his hat which he realizes is full of locust. He then runs away screaming.) I wanna normal life! (Doug is fist fighting with Colton and Doug wins.) I wanna live in a normal place. (Jackson bops Tyler on the head with a football) I wanna hit a no-skill jock in the face. (Owen waves at the camera and then passes gas) I wanna get away from the snobs and geeks (Tanner and Cameron are shown) The Goths and the freaks (Gwen and Beth are shown) I wanna normal life! (Trent waves at the camera and Matt glares at him in dislike) I wanna normal life!