Total Drama Fortune





Total Drama Fortune is a competition story by Sunslicer2. It takes place in Chris' mansion, with twenty-four competitors trying to win it, as Chris is now moving. Thirteen debut, and those from Total Drama the Unknown must face the challenge of outlasting those who outnumber them.

New Contestants
Boo: Boo is afraid of everything. Well, not all things, but most. He's lucky he's not even afraid of food. He's afraid of his own shadow, he's afraid of pink clothes, and he's even afraid of tall trees. He tries to avoid most of his fears, but due to the fact that some of these fears are found in everyday life, he lives in paranoia of all things around him. He auditioned for Total Drama Fortune to conquer these fears, and his therapist told him to.

Holly: Holly is best friends with the contestant Molly. However, they have a someone love-hate friendship, one sided on Holly's sight. In their junior year, Molly ran for prom queen. She campaigned so much that Holly felt ignored and rejected. To get back at her, she changed all the votes to the othe runner, and crushed Molly's dreams. Now, she continues to be friends with her, and Molly has no clue what Holly did to her. Holly, however, will always remember, and will never forget. Holly joined Total Drama Fortune to "take care" of her friend, Molly, who also auditioned.

Keith: Keith has annoyed most of the kids in his grades to the point where they barely like it. However, he's managed to get by with a few friends. He has a slight obsession with pigs, and has been dreaming to have one ever since. Of course, this only strengthens the others outcasting him. Despite this, he still remains nice, but if you dare try to insult him, he will get revenge. He will also insult his friends to get higher on the food chain. He joined Total Drama Fortune to get money for a pig farm and become more popular.

Kelli: Kelli grew up on the streets from the time she was ten years old. Her parents abandoned her for unknown reasons, and she's had to scrape by ever since. She's worked at many stores, and always tries to get the best deals. She never wants to get the short end of things, and gets mad when she does. However, despite her tough appearance, she is simply nice all around once people take the time to get to know her. She joined Total Drama Fortune to be able to get a house, afford money to save up, and some money to donate to help the less fortunate.

Lucy: Lucy is a nice girl, but most people don't know that. She's the token goth at her school, and most people try to avoid her. She is extremely smart, and doesn't mind that people don't really talk to her. She makes do alone, and is fine with that. She is also somewhat of a nerd, loving video games and online games, such as Starcraft. Lucy joined Total Drama Fortune to make some friends and get out of her shell.

Mike: Mike is an all-out athlete, and has the grades to prove it. He spends most of his days working out and talking to girls, not paying much attention to his grades. However, because of his athleticism and being quarterback for the school's football team, his teachers let him pass. Of course, he doesn't realize that he should actually be failing, but even if he did he wouldn't mind. He believes that in his later life, he'll be a huge sports star, and grades won't matter. He joined Total Drama Fortune to gain some fame for himself so that when he becomes truly famous, he can say he won a contest when he was in high school.

Molly: Molly has always been there for her "bestie", Holly. She did everything with her day and night, but was still very well known for her niceness around school. She decided to run for prom queen, and managed to get most of the votes. However, she completely ignored her best friend. When she heard that she had lost prom queen, her one dream, she ran out, and ate and incredible amount to fill the hole. She joined Total Drama Fortune to gain back her confidence.

Rachel: Rachel loves Total Drama. A lot. She's watched every season and every episode at least twenty times. She's analyzed all the contestants, and loves to pair them up together. At school, she does that same with people in her grade. She watches them, and then tries to find ways to make them become a couple. Most of the time, the two find out about her plan, and get mad, which makes her sad. However, she still has hope that there will be that one couple that she puts together. She joined Total Drama Fortune to force some people together for fun.

Raj: Raj is a computer geek at heart. He plays a lot of games, practices coding, and goes on a lot of online date sites. However, he is usually shy around girls, and while some see this as cute, most see it as irksome. However, he sometimes gets a sugar rush when eating a lot of sugar, and it affects his mind. It makes him smooth, sweet, but he could also be a jerk. The ladies love him when he's on his rush, but when he gets off of it, he realizes that the person that they liked was not him, and he breaks up with them. He joined Total Drama Fortune to learn to talk to them normally.

Ralph: Ralph is plain out rude. He has no regards for others' feelings, and usually likes to toy with them. He finds enjoyment out of making girls cry, and seeing boys get upset when they see the girls cry. But he doesn't care; its sport for him. And a fun sport at that. He is hated by most of the school, but who needs friends when you've got a whole school for entertainment? He joined Total Drama Fortune for a new variety of "losers."

Red: Red comes from a small town in Alabama, and is usually found working in a café. She works their most of the day, as she dropped out of school when she was outcasted by all of the girls for her habits of stealing their boyfriends. She was upset at this, but was fine. She has the power to make men fall in love with her, so she doesn't need a full high school education. She'd be fine with just working in that café her whole life. She's just waiting for a rich man to walk in, and to be able to sweep him off his feet, and steal his money. She joined Total Drama Fortune to win some money and meet some rich guys.

Tarah: Tarah has many things wrong with her, and she is constantly reminded everyday. She stutters often, and she can't control it. She's a bibliomaniac, meaning she hoards books, and keeps them forever. She feels that with books, she'll never stutter in her mind, because it isn't possible. She treats her inner concious as a friend, as she can talk to it without actually talking. She also has a tendecy to point out flaws in others so she can make herself feel better about herself. She also has impulsive behavior, and sometimes says these flaws to the person's face.

Tommy: Tommy is a star on his school's soccer team, and was on the kid's international soccer team for America. His team usually won because of him, and all of his accomplishments went to his head. While he does deserve bragging rights, he usually brags way to often, and some call him conceited. He doesn't care, as he just says their jealous. In reality, they aren't, they're just annoyed with him. He joined Total Drama Fortune to show others that he really is good at the things he says he is.

Returning Contestants

 * 1) Alli
 * 2) Caleb
 * 3) Eric
 * 4) Gerard
 * 5) Grace
 * 6) Marc
 * 7) Nina
 * 8) Pam
 * 9) Paulo
 * 10) Regina
 * 11) Sarah

Episode 1: Chez McLean
Chris was standing at the front doors of his enormous, marble mansion. "Hello, viewers! Welcome to my casa! It is muy, muy, gorde as you can see!"

An intern whispers to him from off the screen.

"Oh! Grande! Yes, it is very grande!" He smiled, hoping the viewers wouldn't notice his mistake. "And for the next few weeks, twenty-four teens will be forced by contract to live it in! Of course, they would do it without a contract. And even better, we have maids!" He beckoned them over.

Gillian and Myra slumped out of the house, wearing french maid costumes.

"Is this really necessary?" Gillian asked.

Chris nodded. "Yeah, we need that male viewership."

Gillian spat on the ground and walked back inside. Myra followed suit.

"Women." He rolled his eyes. "So, so complicated. And touchy."

The cameraholder dropped the camera, and walked away. The camera, however, didn't get damaged.

"Sheila! Wait!" Chris called. The camerawoman didn't come back, so Chris snapped his fingers, and a different intern picked up the camera. "So as I was saying, women are touchy."

The camera nodded in agreement.

"Thank you!" Chris smiled smugly, and turned toward the path leading up to his mansion. "Alli! Welcome back!"

Alli replied, "Really? That's all you can say? It's not much of a welcome."

"What do you want?" he said back. "For me to bow down?"

"That would be nice, thank you," she said.

Chris pointed his finger into his house and shooed her off.

Alli gave him a look, but walked in as ordered.

"Boo! Hey there!"

A large teenage boy stepped cautiously over, whimpering. "H-hi, Ch-Chris."

"Get in," Chris said disapprovingly.

Boo whimpered again, and then walked quickly into the house.

Caleb now walked up to Chris, holding a brand new laptop.

"How'd you afford that Caleb?" Chris asked him. "You lost last season!"

Caleb glared and rushed inside his house, not offering Chris another glance.

Next to walk to the house was Eric, who didn't even look at Chris. He was still upset that Chris let Caleb make it so far, and even bet on him to win last season.

"Okay, ignore me, fine. I'm still cooler than you!" He sniffled a little. "I'm the coolest person I know."

Gerard walked up to him. "You don't get out much, do you?"

Chris stood up straight and tall, standing over Gerard. "I'll have you know I know all of the famous celebrities!"

"You know Oprah, too?" Gerard asked.

"Who?" Chris responded with. Chris stood there with confuson as Gerard shook his head and stepped inside. "Whatever, loser." Chris waited for the next person to arrive.

"Hi, Chris!" she greeted him. She walked up the path, and held out her hand for a high-five, which was not given.

"Hey, Grace!" he replied, looking disgusted at her hand. "Go on in!"

Grace shrugged, and walked inside. "Nice place you got here, Chris!"

Chris smiled at the camera and didn't answer her. "Welcome, Holly!"

A girl walked up to Chris, along with another girl.

"And Molly!"

Molly waved at him. "Hi Chris! I can't believe I get to see you in person!"

Holly made a forced smile. "Yeah, it's really great."

Molly looked her at her. "I know right?"

Holly rolled her eyes while Molly was looking at Chris. "Totally."

Holly then walked calmly into the mansion, and Molly zoomed in after her.

"What great friends!" Chris said. "And here's someone who has none, Lucy!"

Lucy stopped in her tracks. "Screw you, Chris." She kneed him in the coconuts. "I don't need friends, but I'm sure you need those." She grinned, and then walked inside the house.

Chris clutched his jewels, and wasn't able to welcome the next guest.

"Hi Chris!" he said. His name was Keith, and he was smiling at him.

Chris didn't look up from his pain.

"I see how it is. Fine" Keith frowned and walked inside the house.

Chris looked up, his pain finally relieved. "What? Who's there?"

"Oh, just me," said a low, female voice.

"Oh, hi, Kelly. I could have sworn the voice was higher," he said while he looked around.

"Probably that kid that just walked in. He seemed like the type to have one." She waited for him to invite her in.

"Yeah, he probably was. I wonder what his name was."

"Aren't you the host?"

"Yes, and?" He was actually wondering what she was trying to get at.

"I'm going inside."

"Have fun!" he said to her as she walked past him.

"I probably won't." She walked in, and closed the door gently.

"But more people have to get in... Intern!" Chris motioned his hand to call over another intern, who opened the door grudginly.

Chris didn't even bother to say thank you. "Okay, next guest please!"

Marc began to walk over to Chris, but tripped, and faceplanted into the dirt. "Ow."

"Get up! We have a show to run here!" Chris ordered an intern to help him up.

"Uh, thanks," Marc said. He dusted himself off. "Chris, what's your problem?"

Chris was looking in the mirror. "Probably the fact that I cause jealousy."

"Who would be jealous of you?"

Chris gasped. "Who wouldn't?"

Marc rolled his eyes, and walked to the door, but tripped again. "God!" He got up and walked inside.

Next on the path was a tall, blonde guy. "Hey, Chris. What's up?"

Chris looked up to the sky, and then looked back down at Mike. "I didn't think you were that stupid."

Mike's face scrunched up, and he glared at Chris. "I'm not stupid. I was asking how you were!"

"How I was? Like, made? Well, I don't think I can explain that on this show, Mike."

Mike groaned, and then walked inside.

"Okay, so you don't know the word bye? Good luck in school!" He shouted at him from outside. Nina came up next carrying a bag full of art supplies. "Hey Chris, I'm ready to win this season! I'm not gonna let my friends get in the way anymore!"

"Well then," Chris began, "I guess it's good Gillian isn't competing!"

Nina was bewildered. "She isn't? But she brought the show so much drama! Why didn't you keep her on the show?"

"Oh, she's on the show."

He winked, and Gillian screamed from a window. "I am not wearing this thing around the mansion!"

Chris screamed back, "It's in your contract, my little french maid!"

"Your what?" Nina asked, her eyebrow cocked.

"Nothing, nothing," Chris said pushing her into the mansion. "Nothing."

Pam came up next, clutching his map to his chest. "The map has told me what you're planning. It's sick." He walked in without another word.

"Freak," Chris muttered. "Next person! Now!"

Paulo came bounding up the walkway, still his happy little self. "Hi, Chris! It's really great to be back here with everyone! I mean, not everyone was nice, but some people were! Is there anyone new? Maybe they'll be nice, too. Hey, I rhymed!"

Chris shoved him into the house. "Take a Zanex, kid! Next!"

A guy with long, black hair was walking smoothly towards Chris. "Hey Chris, where's Blaineley? She was better than you."

Chris blinked. "What?"

"Yeah, she was hotter, and funnier. You're just a little... eh."

"I am not eh, you kid!" He stomped over to him. "I have won so many more awards than you can count!"

"Really? Because I can count above zero."

"Get in, now!" Chris shouted. "Go now, Ralph! Now!"

"As you wish, oh stubborn master." He chuckled and walked inside.

"I hope you're the first out, you little punk!" Chris crossed his arm. "Lousy teens. Think they run the world."

A redheard girl came up to Chris now, and said to him, "Hey, Chris. Will we be seeing Blaineley around? I need to see how you two interact more."

"What the hell? What is so nice about Blaineley? She's a horrible person! I'm perfect!"

"Whatever, you say, Chris." She walked inside.

"What was your name again?" He thought for a second. "Oh yeah, Rachel. I'm perfect, Rachel!"

"You are," a girl purred. A girl in a short, red dress, and pure red hair came walking over. She was wearing heels. "I think you really are."

Chris blushed. "Thanks. So, what are you doing tonight?"

She pulled back. "Um, I'm sixteen."

"And I'm single, Red." He winked.

Red's face turn disgusted, and she raced into the house.

"Women. They must fear me." He growled to the camera. "Hey, all you ladies out there. Call me." He winked. "Now."

He waited a moment, and he received no calls.

"I'm waiting..."

Still no calls.

"Okay, fine! Next person!"

Regina strolled over to Chris. "Hey.... Chris? It's good to be here at Blaineley's house! Where is she?"

Chris' eye twitched. "This is my house."

Regina tilted her head. "Are you sure?"

"Yes! Okay! This is my house! Not Blaineley's! I am more famous than her, and I have more money! I'm nicer, funnier, and better than her in every way! Now get out of my face!"

Regina quivered under his rage, and stepped into the house.

The next person that went over to Chris was a large Indian boy. "Hi, Chris. Where are the ladies?"

Chris pointed to the house. "That way, Raj."

Raj nodded, trying to seem charismatic, but then stood still. "Umm, in there?"

Chris pointed again. "Yes! I thought you were smart!"

Raj gulped. "Okay, here I go! This can't be as bad as when your website crashed. Or when that girl spit in your food when you met her that first time. Okay. Let's do this, Raj."

Chris looked at his watch. "We haven't gotten all day. This isn't rocket science, dude!"

Raj looked back at him. "I know, it's worse! At least rocket science isn't scary!"

Chris stared at him, and snapped his fingers.

An intern came over and dragged him into the house.

"No! Wait! No!" He was struggling to break free, but failed. "I'm not ready!"

"Too bad," Chris jeered. "Next!"

Sarah came strutting over, with an iPod in her ears.

"Hey, Sarah! How you doing?"

Sarah had her eyes closed, and was headbanging to the music's rhythm.

"Sarah!"

She didn't open her eyes.

"Sarah!"

She still didn't hear him.

"Sarah, if you don't answer now, I will kiss you!" His shout was heard by the entire property.

"What?" asked Myra, coming out to the balcony. "You're messed up. Blaineley would never do that."

"I'm just gonna go inside, dude," Sarah said, and stepped awkwardly towards the door. Chris watched her as she went.

"Hey, why don't you want me?"

Sarah didn't answer, and just kept looking straight ahead as she walked through the house.

"Fine! Ignore me! Just remember that I control who goes and who doesn- I mean, I know what you do!" He gulped, and laughed nervously. "Edit that out, okay Steve?"

The camera nodded, and then turned to the pathway again.

Up the path came a large girl, nervously scanning the premisis. "H-hi, Ch-ch-Chris! Wh-where d-do I g-go?"

Chris said, "That way, Tarah. Oh, and you can't have those books."

"Wh-what?" She stuttered. "B-but, I n-need them. Pl-please?"

Chris sighed. "Fine, just go."

She smiled lightly, and literally ran into the house.

"Another freak we have here," Chris said under his breath. "Hooray! The last person! Hi, Tommy!"

Tommy, a guy wearing a soccer jersey and shorts walked up to Chris, fist bumped him, and walked inside.

"Hey, that's cool man. Don't say hi! Whatever! I don't care!" Chris followed Tommy into the house, and walked over to the contestants.

"Okay, now that you've all met each other, time to assign teams!" He carried over a wooden basket. "Everyone reach your hand in, and pull out a key! A blue one means you are on the Angry Sharks! A green means the Screaming Ducks! And a red means the Killer Spiders!"

One by one, each guest pulled out a key. On the Killer Spiders was Alli, Caleb, Lucy, Marc, Paulo, Ralph, Red, and Tarah. On the Screaming Ducks was Gerard, Grace, Holly, Keith, Molly, Nina, Pam, and Raj. On the Angry Sharks was Boo, Eric, Kelli, Mike, Rachel, Regina, Sarah and Tommy.

"Okay, you all have your teams? Good! Challenge time!"

Everyone gasped at the early timing of the challenge.

"All you must do," said Chris, "is find my hair dryer! I've been missing that thing, and my hair is a mess, now!"

His hair was well-combed and gelled, and looked fine.

"What are you doing, standing there? Go!"

Everyone scrambled around his house.

Alli told her team to go to the basement of the mansion, thinking Chris had left it there. Her team followed her orders without question, and they all rushed down the stairs. However, Lucy stood still, and let them go without her.

"Idiots," she said.

Meanwhile, the Ducks had gone into Chris' bedroom. They searched under the bed, and in the dresser.

"Nothing!" Keith exclaimed. "Nothing! We're going to lose!"

"Don't be that way," Grace said softly. "We'll do fine. I know we will. Of course, we can't have anyone believing we won't! That could be a jinx." She glanced at him slightly, and then continued to strip Chris' room.

The Angry Sharks, being the only team to do so, split up. Eric and Kelli went to the basement. Mike and Rachel had gone outside. Sarah and Tommy went to Chris' bedroom. Regina and Boo were left to search the rest of the house.

Boo, although, was huddled in the fetal position. "You'll be fine, it's just a house. It's just a house."

Regina crouched down to him. "Hey, what's wrong?"

"I'm just, kind of afraid of large areas."

Regina rubbed his back softly. "It's okay. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be fine. It's just a house, after all."

Boo shuddered. "Houses can be burned down!"

Regina tilted his chin up to look her in the face. "The house isn't going to burn down, okay? Even if it did, I'm sure we'd be fine! I mean, sure, we could all burn in a fiery pit of flames, but let's not think of that, okay?"

Boo just looked at her, and then began to cry his eyes out. "That isn't helping."

"Umm, Chris, is this it?" Lucy was holding a hair dryer.

"My hair dryer!" Chris rushed over, ripped it out of her hands, and began to cuddle it. "The challenge is over, everyone!" he shouted.

Everyone came back into the foyer, stunned.

"Where did you find it?" Mike asked.

"The bathroom?" Lucy answered. "Where else would a hair dryer be?"

Everyone looked around stupidly, realizing there mistakes.

"So, Chris, do I choose the team that loses?" Lucy snapped her fingers to get his attention.

Chris looked up from kissing his hair dryer. "Oh, no. No one's out today. I just wanted to get my hair dryer. Off you go!"

The teams groaned, and then followed the hallways that led to their living spaces. They knew where they were supposed to go from the blue, red, or green tiles.

"I wonder why he made them these colors," Mike said.

"Why do you think, Lindsay?" Kelli mocked.

"I don't know... And my name is Mike."

Kelli shook her head, and walked ahead of him. "They're these colors because of the teams, smart one."

"Oh..." He still didn't understand, but he decided to let her be happy. "So, I think we're gonna win, guys!"

"Of course we will," Tommy said. "We have me."

"And you're so great?" Kelli asked.

Tommy smirked. "Duh. I'm only one of the best teen soccer players. Surely you've heard of me? Tommy Murner?"

Kelli shrugged. "Nope."

Tommy whined, "But I'm so famous!"

"Obviously not," Kelli said. She walked to her bedroom, and dumped her stuff. "See you guys tomorrow!"

The rest of the team went inside theirs rooms, and unpacked.

Meanwhile, the Ducks were having a worse time with their team.

"Our team is so gonna win!" Molly exclaimed. "We have me, Molly, Grace, Nina, and Pam! They were, like, super good last season!"

"What about me?" Gerard said.

"Eh, you didn't do anything," Holly answered for Molly.

Molly shook her head, but looked uncomfortable. She was then in the confessional. "I was gonna say that he didn't seem to like his team! Not that!"

"I did stuff!" Gerard shot at her. "I did loads!"

"Well, I barely rememberd you, so oh well." Holly walked into her room, and slammed the door.

Grace looked over at Gerard. "Don't worry. Not everyone could be that mean. Maybe she's just worried. She probably is."

"Yeah, whatever." He opened his door, and slammed the door shut, too.

"You're friends with her?" Grace said to Molly.

Molly nodded.

"Is she always like that?"

Molly shook her head. "Oh no, she's always so nice! I don't know why she's being a little mean!"

Holly was in the confessional. "I'll tell you why. I'm stuck on a team with a kid who does nothing. I'm with Molly, who is so dumb she can't even realize that I hate her. Grace, who got out for being sorry last season, a geeky Indian, and freaking cultist! At least Nina and Keith seem normal!"

Keith was going into his room, but then something dropped from his bag.

Holly came out of her room to go get something she forgot outside her door, and saw him picking up a pink, pig blanket. She was then in the confessional again. "Okay.... Yeah, forget what I said about him."

Despite the other two teams having trouble, the Spiders were cheery.

"Okay, sorry about blowing that for us, guys," Alli said sincerely. "But at least it wasn't a real challenge! And good job, Lucy!"

Lucy rolled her eyes. "Where else would a hair dryer be?"

Alli shrugged. "You never know."

Lucy stuck out her tongue playfully. "I guess."

Ralph was in the confessional. "Yay! A goth, a nerd, a klutz, a Paulo, a wackjob, and the scarlet letter! What else could Chris have given me for a teammate?"

Paulo was grinning at everyone at his team until Ralph gave him a scowl.

"What's wrong?" Paulo asked.

"Nothing," Ralph said. "I'm just made at Chris for not making this a challenge." He was then in the confessional. "What do you think I'm mad at? I got the worst team in history!"

"Oh yeah, that was bad!"

Ralph didn't respond, and just walked into his room.

"What's his problem?" Alli said.

Caleb shrugged, and opened his laptop. "Trust issues, maybe? I don't think he likes us."

"Please," Alli said. "You nose is so far up in the computer, I don't think you even saw his hair color!"

Caleb didn't look up.

"And there you go." Alli got up from her seat, and walked to her room.

Red walked over to the chair Caleb was on, and sat on the arm. "So, Caleb, what game is that?" She leaned in close, and breated on his neck.

Caleb still didn't look up. "World of Warcraft. I'm about to finish this raid!"

"Hey!" Lucy interrupted. "I play Starcraft!"

Caleb looked up. "Cool! I play that, too. Just not as often."

Lucy smiled. "We'll have to play some time."

Caleb smiled. "Oh, we will."

The camera was now looking at Chris, standing outside the mansion. "And there you have it! The first day! Everyone is getting cozied up to each other-" a crash was heard inside, "and really getting to know everyone! This was just the first day, and so many friendships. What will the future hold in store? Find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 2: Not In My House!
"Last week on Total Drama Fortune, the teams were made, and they were put to the test in their first challenge! Most of them proved to be idiots, but Lucy, who actually had a brain, looked in the bathroom!"

An intern asked, "If you lost it, why didn't you just look there in the first place?"

"Because," Chris said, "I knew where it was. I just didn't feel like getting it. Is there anything wrong with that?"

The intern shook his head.

"Good! Now, let the drama begin!"

Lucy was sitting in an armchair in the living room for the Spiders. "Yes! Yes! I win!"

Caleb scoffed. "Please, I let you win."

"Yeah, right," Lucy said. "I supply blocked you."

Marc sat next to them, staring. "What the heck are you guys talking about?"

Caleb looked back down at the screen, so Lucy told him. "A game. Just a game."

Marc looked at her, and then turned on the television. "Oh guys, look, the last season is airing!"

Caleb didn't look up, but Lucy turned her attention to the television screen.

Chris was welcoming all the contestants.

"Oh, look! There I am!" Marc pointed towards the screen, but the channeled suddenly changed.

"Boring," said Ralph as he sat down on the couch. "What else is on?"

"Hey!" shouted Marc. "That was last season! I was on it!"

"And you lost, so it's really not important. Oh, look, Wheel of Fortune!" He looked at the letters on the board. "That's so obvious! It's so 'flying squirrel!'"

Ralph, Lucy, and Marc watched as the letters were revealed to be flakey saltines.

"Oh, well, that was a hard one."

Tarah, who managed to be sitting there unknown to everyone else said, "R-ralph, the c-category w-was f-foods."

Ralph glared at her. "Liar."

"B-but," Tarah gave up, and then just began to read her book while pouting.

"Yeah, liar." He looked back at the show. "Wow, how did he not get that? Even I got it!"

Alli walked in. "Got what?"

"Wheel of Fortune puzzle," Lucy answered. "Ralph is failing horribly."

"I am not!" Ralph pointed at her. "She was the one that was failing!"

Lucy put her laptop down. "I was playing a game! Why would I try and solve a puzzle?"

Ralph crossed his arms. "I don't know what goes on in your head."

Lucy rolled her eyes, and then went to the bathroom.

"So, if your so good at this, Ralph, what's this puzzle say?" Alli sat down, and picked up Lucy's laptop.

Ralph turned the television off. "Oh no! I think the power's out!"

Alli looked at him. "The lights are still on."

"I don't control the power, okay?"

Alli shook her head disapprovingly, and then checked Chris' facebook. "Oh look, Chris' status says that we're going to be having a challenge soon."

Red walked in. "Ohh, fun." She sat down near Ralph, and cuddled up to him.

Ralph grinned. "Oh, hey there." He winked.

Red cuddled up to him even more.

Ralph was in the confessional. "Oh yeah, who's the man? I am!"

Lucy walked back to the living room. "Did I say you could use my computer, Alli?"

Alli placed it down and shot up. "Oh, sorry! I just needed to check something."

Lucy laughed. "It's fine, I don't care. Just trying to scare you."

Alli rolled her eyes and sat back down. "Oh, you are so nice. You know that?"

Lucy sat down, too. "I try."

Meanwhile, with the Ducks...

"Morning, everyone!" Grace said as she walked into her team's kitchen. Gerard, Nina, Keith, Pam, and Raj were eating breakfast. "Where's Holly and Molly?"

"Gossiping in Holly's room," Pam said.

Grace looked at him funny. "Umm, how do you know that?"

"By now," he said, "you should know that."

Grace laughed slightly and sat down next to him. "So, do we make our own food around here?"

Nina shook her head. "No, during the night they bring trays of food and put them into the freezer. We have to heat them up, though."

Grace went over to the fridge and pulled out a tray of eggs and then one of bacon. "Yummy." She put in the microwave, pulled it out a few minutes later, and then went back to the table. "This looks better than what Chef gave us."

"It is," Gerard said. "A lot better."

Grace scooped up some scrambled eggs, and ate them. "This is great! Where did Chef learn to cook like this?"

Raj said quietly, "Maybe he took classes."

Holly came walking in. "Please, Chef is a horrible chef. Chris probably had his butler or something make the food." She went and got herself eggs. "This is far past the quality Chef could ever make."

"He's still a nice guy," Grace said, not disagreeing with Holly.

Molly got her food and then sat down with Holly. "So, guys, second day in this place! I can't wait to see what the rest of this place looks like!"

Keith said, "Yeah, it's probably big enough to fit twenty elephants!"

Holly took a sip from her orange juice. "Shut it, kid."

Molly looked at Keith sympathetically, but didn't say a word.

"So Holly," Grace said as she went to clean off her dishes. Raj, Gerard, Nina, and Pam had left. "Where did you learn your great talent at insulting people?"

Holly giggled. "Oh, I don't know." She left the room without looking at Grace.

"Sorry," Molly said. "She really isn't usually like this."

Grace sighed. "I guess I have to believe you."

Molly smiled softly, and then quietly left the room.

Grace finished washing the dishes, and followed her to the living room.

"What's on TV?" Molly asked, sitting down.

"Fear Factor," Holly said, enjoying the woman eating a cockroach on the screen. "It's a good episode, today."

Nina cringed. "That's disgusting!"

Holly laughed. "It's entertainment."

Nina gave her a dirty look, and then went to her bedroom.

"Oh, what a wuss," Holly said. She sat back and relaxed, feeling high and mighty.

Meanwhile, with the Sharks...

"This house is huge!" Mike said as he went into the living room.

"Why do you think it's called a mansion?" Kelli replied with an eye roll.

"I. Don't. Know!" Mike exclaimed cluelessly.

Kelli was in the confessional. "Oh, a great team I have. They probably couldn't survive a minute out on the streets."

Kelli, Mike, Eric, and Regina heard screaming.

"Ah! Ah! Help! Help! Ah!"

They all rushed to the noise, which was happening inside Boo's room.

"Oh, okay, whatever." Kelli walked away after finding out. Mike shrugged and followed her. Eric stood there for a minute, and then walked away.

"Nice guys you are," Regina said under her breath. She opened the door and saw Boo sweating under his blanket. "Boo!" She said nudging him a little. "Boo!"

He shot up. "What? What? Where am I?"

"You're awake," Regina comforted him with.

"Oh," Boo said. "It was just a dream?"

Regina nodded, and then smiled.

"Sorry," Boo said.

Regina gave him a sympathizing look. "Oh, it's okay. I understand your afraid of some things. You shouldn't be sorry."

Suddenly, Rachel raced into the room. "Okay, okay. Say that last line again!" She was holding a notepad, and was scribbling down words a mile a minute onto the lines.

"Umm, I forgot what I just said." Regina blinked, and then stepped awkwardly out of the room.

Rachel turned to Boo. "Well? What did she say?"

Boo cowered under her. "I-I don't know, Rachel. S-sorry." He began to sob a little, so Rachel left him alone.

In a short time, the phone rang by the coffee table in the living room, and Eric picked it up. "Hello?"

"Challenge time!" Chris said on the other line.

Everyone got up, and went to the front doors.

"So," Sarah said to Tommy. "You're good at soccer, eh?"

Tommy looked offended. "Not only am I good, I'm the best! Have you seen me play?"

Sarah shook her head. "Naw, sorry. Don't really watch soccer."

"A shame, really." He walked ahead, and left Sarah feeling a little pissed.

Sarah was in the confessional. "Oooh, so I don't watch soccer and I'm suddenly scum? Really? Way to keep up a good attitude!"

When the Sharks arrived at the front doors, they were greeted by Chris and the other house guests.

"Welcome, guests, to the first- ahem, second challenge! Now, please follow me outside!"

Chris led them outside, and they stood in a half-circle in front of him.

"For today's challenge.... Get inside!" He ran to the doors, closed them, and bolted them shut. "Wait!" He called. He opened the doors, and tossed Alli a stick of butter. "Good luck!" He shut the doors again.

"What the hell...?" Alli looked at the butter, and then at her team. "What is this for?"

Caleb shrugged. "Probably for winning last challenge. Too bad it has no uses!"

While the Spiders complained about their reward, the Sharks were constructing a human pyramid.

"Okay, guys! Good!" Kelli cheered them on. "Just like that!" She was helping her team form a human pyramid to a window on the second floor.

"Let's copy what they're doing!" Molly suggested.

"We can't," Gerard said. "We don't have enough people. My doctor said I shouldn't be doing that."

"Does your doctor also say to keep a positive attitude?" Grace added.

Gerard said, "Yes, yes she does."

"Well then keep up the good thoughts," Grace said. "How else can we get in? We need your help!"

"I can't risk it," he said back.

The Sharks managed to get to the window, and lift it up.

"Yes! Go us!" Mike screamed.

Chris came over to the window. "Next team to get into the house is also safe! Whichever team does not has to eliminate someone!"

"Why the hell did Chris give us this piece of crap, butter?" Marc shouted. He chucked the butter at Chris, but due to his poor aim, hit a window three windows down.

"Hey!" screamed Myra from the window. "I'm trying to sleep!" She was about to shut the window, but Alli screamed at her.

"Wait! Can you open the front door for us first?"

Myra sighed. "Fine!" She walked down to the front door, and opened it. "Happy?"

The Spiders rushed it.

"Yes!" screamed Marc. He went in for a hug, but tripped, and fell on top of her.

"Get off of me," Myra spat.

Marc obliged.

Chris walked over to them. "And the Spiders get second place! Ducks, I'll be seeing you in the garden tonight!"

The teams walked back to their respetivie living areas, and the Ducks all packed their things.

"Well, I guess we weren't really acting like a team," Grace said while looking at Gerard. "But we can still recover."

Holly noticed this, and nodded at Grace. "Definitely."

"But," Gerard tried to plead, "even though you guys may think its my fault, its not like anyone else tried to help! Pam could have used the map to find us a secret entrance!"

Pam sat there, shooting daggers at Gerard from under his hood. He didn't say anything.

"Let's just go." Grace was trying to prevent an argument, so she began to walk to the garden. "Ready guys?" She looked particularly at both Gerard and Pam.

"Ready," everyone said. They all walked to the garden.

Chris stood there waiting. After they all cast their votes, he came over with a tray with seven keys on it. "Now, I only have seven keys, but there are eight of you. One of you will not receive one, but who will it be?"

He tossed a key to Grace, Nina, Raj, and Keith.

"You guys are safe."

He then threw one to Grace and Molly.

"As are you. Holly."

He threw her a key.

"Pam, Gerard. Only one key left. And the one going is..."

........

........

"Pam."

Chris tossed Pam a key, and Gerard stood up.

"Whatever," he said. "I don't need this show. It's not like any of you guys are going to win anyway! Good luck without me, losers!" He stormed off down a path of pebbles, and climbed into a taxi.

"Well, there you viewers have it! Gerard is the first person out! The Ducks are now at a disadvantage, but can they recover? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 3: Mansion on Haunted Hill
Alli was eating breakfast with Caleb.

"Dude," she said to him, "can you get off your laptop?"

Caleb's eyes were bloodshot. "No! I can't! I'm so close! I can't give up now!"

Alli slammed the laptop shut. "We need a whole team to win challenges, not a team minus one." She walked out.

Caleb was in the confessional. "Oh, so she thinks that she can control me and my games?" His eye twitches. "She'll have another thing coming!"

Caleb lifted up his laptop and followed her to the living room. "So what puts you in charge?"

"Oh, I believe the magical dragon god or whatever granted me the powers. What do you think?" She said sarcastically.

"He would never grant you any powers!" Caleb put his laptop down on the table.

"I don't need him to be strong," said Alli. "It's just a game, Caleb. Take a break from it."

Caleb looked at her. "Just a game? We'll see!" He stormed off to his room.

Tarah saw the whole fight from the couch between them. "Wh-why is h-he so a-angry?" She put her book down, but then pulled it back into her arms.

Alli sighed. "Eh, I don't know. Maybe his sword was shoved up somewhere." She sat down. "Whatcha reading?"

Tarah held up the book to save herself from having to talk.

"Cool," Alli said, and then she grabbed Caleb's laptop and turned it on. "For someone so obsessed, you'd think he'd have brought this thing with him."

Tarah laughed. "Y-yeah. Y-you d-don't h-have to be s-so in-insistant, th-though. He has a r-right to pl-play when he h-has t-time."

Alli shot her a look. "Please, I'm only trying to help the team. It's not my problem he takes it the wrong way."

Lucy walked into the living room with Marc. "Hey guys," she said. She sat down, but when back to help Marc up when he tripped.

"Thanks," he muttered. "Anyone seen Ralph and Red?"

Alli and Lucy shook their heads.

Tarah said, "I th-think they're m-making out in th-the g-garden."

"Oh, how nice." Alli went outside to search for them.

When she arrived in the garden, she saw Red sitting alone.

"Hey Red, where's Ralph?" She sat down next to her.

Red shrugged. "I really don't know. You'd think he actually liked me? I guess not." She sighed. "This always happens."

Ralph came walking over after swimming in the pool. "Oh, you girls need me to help carry you to the door? We don't want you to have to lift your feet."

Alli glanced at Red, and then at Ralph. "You're a pig, you know that?"

Ralph grinned. "I've been told that, but most people love pigs." He winked, and then walked inside.

"Sorry about him," Alli said to Red.

Red sniffled, and then smiled appreciativeley. She was then in the confessional. "Ha! Ralph didn't do anything for me. But now," She made a throat cutting motion, "he is so dead."

Meanwhile with the Ducks...

"Keith, get me a towel! Now!" Holly was coming out of the pool, and Keith was helping her to get into an alliance with her. "And one for Molly, too!"

Keith came shuffling over, and handed a towel to Holly. She snatched it, and walked hautilty away to a chair.

"Thank you," Molly said as Keith handed her a towel. "Sorry for Holly."

Keith smiled. "No problem." He was then in the confessional. "Holly sickens me, but hey, she's hot, and I wanna win, so why not team up with her?"

Holly pulled out a magazine, and began to tan. "Keith, lemonade, now!"

Keith groaned, but then went to the kitchen to grab her a glass.

Molly sat down in the chair next to Holly. "You don't have to be so mean, Holly. He's really trying to be nice."

Keith arrived, and gave Holly her lemonade. Holly then reprimanded Keith for not getting her ice, and he went back to get her a whole new glass.

"Because," Holly began to explain, "it's not like he doesn't want to do this. He could stop. Just let him have his fun. I'm even helping him have his fun!"

Molly thought it over for a few seconds and then said, "You're right! You're so smart, Holly."

Holly smiled. "I know."

Pam, Nina, Grace, and Raj were sitting in the living room.

"Keith is so sweet getting those drinks for Molly and Holly. I wish they wouldn't make him to do it though." Grace sighed. "I guess I can't stop it."

Nina said, "It's really annoying that Holly thinks she can do that to him. It's like she doesn't even have any feelings."

"She doesn't," Pam said.

Raj chuckled. "You can say that again. Eh? Eh?"

Nina stared at him. "No..."

Raj frowned. "Sorry."

"Oh, it's okay." Grace put her arm around his shoulder. "Not everyone can make a good joke. You shouldn't be sorry."

Raj didn't know whether he should have taken that as an insult or a compliment.

"I'm gonna go visit Eric," Nina said.

Normally most people would think that it was for an alliance, but having seen last season, they agreed that Nina and Eric had a thing.

On her way there, Nina noticed a shadow coming from behind her, so she turned around. She didn't see anything. "Must have been my imagination..." She walked on, and finally reached the Sharks' living room. "Eric!"

Eric smiled as Nina approached him, and gave her a hug. "Umm, hi."

"Hey." She sat down, and put her hand in his. "How's the team?"

Eric looked around the room at all of his teammates who were staring at him and Nina. "Umm, good I think..."

Kelli scoffed. "Not really."

Boo was crying in his room.

"We have Mr. Misery over there, and Forget-Me-Always Blue." She glanced over at Regina, who smiled at her.

"Hi, Kelli!"

Kelli, although annoyed, smiled. "Hi." She was then in the confessional. "Okay, so sure, she annoys me, but the fact that she can put him with this people is a good thing. I respect her for that."

"Regina, why don't you go check up on Boo?" Mike asked. "He seems sad."

Kelli looked at him. She was then in the confessional again. "No, really?"

Regina shrugged. "He's always like that. Better let him get used to being alone. I might be gone soon. You. never. know."

Mike stared in disbelief at Regina's words, and Kelli facepalmed.

Rachel watched their actions and scribbled them into her notepad. She then twitched, and appeared in the confessional. "Milli! Yes! I love it! Love it!" She cackled until she fell from the seat. "Ow..."

Tommy looked at Kelli. "You know that you shouldn't hit yourself in the face, right?"

Kelli facepalmed again, and then went to the confessional. "I hate you, Chris!"

Sarah, feeling a little tension between Kelli and the others, put on her iPod. "Dance party!" She began to rave, and dance around, but then Kelli, Nina, Eric, and Tommy cast her venomous looks.

She turned off the music. "Sorry." She sat sheepishly on a pillow on the ground, and plugged her earphones in.

Rachel went behind Kelli and pushed her to the ground. "Oh my God! You fell! Mike, you should totally help her up!"

Mike glanced at her uneasily, but still helped Kelli off the ground.

"Thanks," Kelli uttered, dusting herself off. "And Rachel..." She turned around. "What the hell was that?"

Rachel shrugged. "The wind?"

Kelli pushed her. "Bite me."

Rachel pushed Kelli back. "Hey! Maybe I should!"

Kelli recovered, and stood up. "Don't you dare!" She pushed Rachel again, and she fell into the hallway. Suddenly, she was pulled back, and disappeared.

"Rachel!" Kelli rushed after her, and was swept away, too.

"Anyone else wanna run after them?" Eric asked sarcastically. Nobody stepped up.

"Let's go upstairs," Nina suggested. She was scared, very scared. The Sharks went upstairs, failing to realize that they were being followed.

The Spiders were having the same problem as well. Alli and Red never returned to the living room.

"I didn't do anything! I swear!" Ralph argued. "Why would I do that?"

"C-cause, y-you're a c-conceited j-jerk," Tarah explained. She immediately regretted what she said, and buried her nose in her book.

"What did you say?" Ralph said. It wasn't a question, it was more of a command to answer. "You're the freak here, not me! You can't even go two words without your stupid stuttering! God! I'm leaving!" He began to walk down the hall, but he was pulled through a door on the side of the wall.

"Ralph!" Marc ran towards the door, but tripped. He heard growling sounds coming from the closet, and Ralph screaming.

"It's just Alli and Red trying to scare us," Lucy said. She went to go prove her point, and opened the door. She was pulled in to, however, and began to scream.

"Lucy!" Marc tried to get up as the door opened once again, but tripped, and fell to the floor once more. "Go one without me!"

Caleb, Paulo, and Tarah rushed out of the room, leaving Marc to his doom. "Um, I wasn't being serious! Ugh!" He was pulled into the room. They ran all the way to the Ducks' living room.

"Guys!" Paulo shouted. "Our team was kidnapped!"

Holly rolled her eyes. "Please, tell me something that I actually care about."

"I'm not kidding! You have to believe me!"

Holly filed her nails. "I know that. I still don't care."

Molly glanced at Holly and then at Paulo. "You really are serious, aren't you?"

"Yes!" he shouted again. "They got pulled into a closet by something!"

"Okay," Holly said, "that just sounds stupid. Even to me."

Paulo caught his breath. "But I'm telling the truth! Look! I'll open your door!" He walked over to an identical door on the wall, and pulled it open. He was immediately dragged in.

"Run!" shouted Keith. He fled the room with Raj, Grace, Caleb, Tarah, and Molly.

"I'm not afraid of your little joke, Paulo." Holly walked over to the closet. "Nice try, I see y-" She opened the door and got dragged in.

Pam stood there, watching. He walked over to the couch, sat down, and turned on the television. "Aha, silly coyote. You'll never catch the bird."

A shadow figure creeped up behind him, and pulled a bag over his head.

"Do as you must," he said, agreeing to his fate. "I already know how this one ends."

The shadow dragged him across the floor and flung him into the closet.

The ones that had not been captured so far were Caleb, Tarah, Raj, Grace, Keith, Nina, Molly, Regina, Boo, Sarah, Tommy, Eric and Mike.

Soon, Caleb, Tarah, and the Ducks had stopped at a hallway that turned right and left.

"Ummm, which way?" Raj asked.

Grace, Keith, Molly, and Caleb ran right. Tarah ran left. He decided to go with the majority.

The five running down the right hall had felt the chose the correct path, but stopped running, collapsed into each other.

"The shadow thing!"

The shadowy figure stooped over them, and with the help of two others, dragged Grace, Caleb, and Keith into a room.

"Raj, we have to go before they get back!" Molly shouted. She got up, and began to sprint and scream down the hall.

Raj got up, slowly as he hurt his leg, and looked back to see two shadows coming after him. "No!" He screamed, and was tackled to the ground.

Tarah reached a dead end in the other hall. "Cr-crap!" She looked around, and saw a door. "I g-guess..." She opened the door, and found a wine cellar. "G-great." She walked in, and was followed my Molly.

"Tarah! I'm here with you!" She walked beside her quietly, and Tarah glanced around.

"We h-have to f-find a w-way out!" Tarah looked around, and found nothing. "W-we're st-stuck here!"

Molly picked up a bottle of wine. "We don't have to be!" She grabbed another bottle, and handed it to Tarah. "We each take two, and throw one at the shadow if it comes close! Maybe we can scare it!"

Tarah nodded, and took another bottle. The two went up the stairs back into the hallway.

The Sharks were having even more trouble. Eric and Nina had disappeared, and they forgot all about Boo.

"Poor Boo!" Regina cried. "He's all alone in his room, and the power's off now!"

Tommy shrugged. "It'll teach him to not be afraid of the dark at least."

"Oh yes," Regina began, "because being in the dark with ghosts would totally not be scary! For sure!" She walked ahead of Kelli, and went down the next staircase.

Sarah followed her, but Mike and Tommy continued upstairs.

While walking downstairs, Sarah and Regina saw Tarah and Molly.

"Guys! Guys!" Sarah rushed over to Tarah and Molly. "Why are you carrying wine bottles?"

Regina approached them. "To scare the ghosts away, probably."

Tarah and Molly nodded, and then heard Tommy scream.

"That's oddly high pitched," Sarah whispered. She was then in the confessional. "Really manly, dude."

"Ahhhhh!" Mike came dashing down the stairs, and pushed the girls out of his way. Three shadows came running towards them, and Molly threw a bottle, but missed.

"No!" She threw another, and missed again. She was tackled, and disappeared.

The next shadow took down Regina, and pulled her away, too.

"Run!" was her last word. Sarah immediately listened, and ran with Tarah towards Mike.

The last shadow came rushing towards them, and pounched Tarah.

"Tarah!" Sarah screamed. She went back for her, but was grabbed by none other than Chris. "Congratulations, Sharks! You win the challenge!"

Sarah kicked him in the shin. "You put us through all that for just a challenge?"

Chris grinned and nodded. "Of course! And the Ducks must go to elimination for having everyone captured first!"

One by one, the rest of the teens came out of their hidings spots. Holly was talking with Grace, Molly, and Nina.

"Girl's alliance? We get Pam?"

Grace nodded. Molly nodded. Nina was unsure, but agreed.

"Good, because I think we are way smarter than these boys."

Keith was waving stupidly at Holly, Pam was looking at his map, and Raj was picking his nose.

Holly was in the confessional. "Bye, sorry to see you go... Not really! You've been useless!"

The Ducks were sitting in their chairs in the garden, near a fountain.

"I have only six keys," Chris announced. "And there are five of you. To be honest, I'm a little upset. Two losses in a row? Tsk tsk. You're gonna really need some luck."

He threw a key to Holly and Keith. Then one to Molly and Grace.

"You guys are safe." He tossed one to Raj.

"One key left... It goes to..."

........

............

He flung it to Pam. "Nina, you're out."

"B-but!" She stuttered. "Holly! Molly! Grace! We had a girl alliance!"

Holly waved at her carelessy while applying lipstick. Molly frowned. Grace glanced at both Molly and Holly. "You tricked us?"

Holly shrugged. "Yep."

"Drama!" Chris said, interrupting that girls that were about to fight. "And high ratings! Nina's been blindsided by Holly, and shockingly, not really anyone cares! With two losses, can the Ducks pull through? Find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA FORTUNE!"

Before Nina left, Eric rushed over. "I'm sorry you had to leave so early."

Nina shrugged. "I guess it has to be. Sucks that Holly betrayed me. She probably got all of the new people to get me out."

Eric sighed. "Yeah." He stood there for a few seconds in silence, and then leaned in to kiss Nina.

Nina kissed him, and then pulled back. "Bye, Eric." She frowned, and then climbed into the taxi.

Eric waved as she pulled away, and then shot daggers at Holly.

"What? She was right. At least give her props for being smart."

The teams were now sitting in the dining hall, enjoying dinner.

"This food is really good!" Paulo praised.

"I know, right?" Regina chimed in. "But I feel like we're forgetting something..."

Boo walked out of his room, into the darkness. "Umm, hello? Guys? Where are you?" He looked around, but couldn't see anything. "I'm afraid of the dark!" He huddled onto the ground, rocked back and forth, and began to cry and scream.

Episode 4: H2Oar
Marc and Paulo were sitting in the kitchen.

"So," Marc said, "scary challenge, eh?" In truth, he didn't like Paulo. His over the top happiness really got on his nerves.

Paulo nodded quickly. "Yeah! But, we're all safe now, and that's all that matters!"

Marc agreed, and got up. He walked over, cleaned his dish, and walked slowly out of the room to avoid tripping.

Paulo followed him. "Wanna watch TV?"

"No," Marc said with the remote in his hand. "I'm just picking this thing up to control Alli's mind." He sat down, and turned on Comedy Central.

"No need to be sarcastic," Paulo said with a frown. He sat down next to Marc.

"I wasn't."

Paulo looked at him, and then changed the channel. "I hate this show. It's so mean to other shows."

Marc changed the channel back. "It's funny."

Paulo switched it. "No, it isn't. It's just mean!"

Marc took the remote from him. "No, it is not mean! And for the record, you don't have to watch it!"

Paulo shot him a look and then walked to his room, steaming. Lucy came into the living room with Alli and Red.

"What was that about?" she asked.

"He was being a baby," replied Marc.

Red slumped down next to Marc on the couch, and put her head on his shoulder. "Some people are just that way."

Alli sat down in the armchair. "Yep. All they think about is what other people have done to them. It's annoying."

Caleb strutted into the room. "Ten time realm first, right here!" He sat down on a cushion chair near Alli, but then scooted it over to Lucy.

"Oh, discreet much?" snapped Alli towards Caleb's actions.

"I wasn't trying to be." He pulled out his laptop, and began to play a game.

Alli was in the confessional. "Three days so far of him. And around six last time! This just sucks. Why am I always with him?"

Ralph strolled into the room. "I am here! Your lives are now fifty percent better!" He pushed Caleb out of his cushion, and sat down. "Anyone wanna go for a swim?"

Caleb rubbed his head, and got into a chair. "No, not really."

Tarah walked in. "Sure I g-gues."

Ralph shrugged. "Whatever." The two got changed and walked to the pool.

Alli got up. "I don't want Ralph doing anything to her. I'm gonna go."

Red got up, too. "I'll go, too, then."

Marc shrugged, got up, and got changed, too.

The three walked out soon, and found Tarah in the swimming pool talking to Ralph. They hid behind a bush.

"So, an alliance, eh?" Ralph said. He knew that the three were there. He heard Marc stumble a little. Tarah had no clue, and she was just responding to Ralph's original request.

"I a-already s-said y-yes!" she whispered.

Alli gasped, and then whispered, "Wow, you were right, Red! Ralph is horrible!"

Red was in the confessional. She was twisting her hair. "Oh, you Red, you don't even have to try anymore."

Alli, Red, and Marc were sneaking back to the living room. When Alli reached the doors, she shouted, "Ralph is trying to play Tarah!"

Paulo gasped. Caleb looked up.

The Ducks were having a lot more drama.

"Keith! Food, now!" Holly was lying in bed, reading a book. "And make it snappy!"

Keith came bounding into the room, holding a plate of pancakes and a glass of milk. "Here ya go, Holly!"

Holly didn't look at him. "Thanks."

Keith sat down on the ground. "So, why does Molly stay your friend?"

Holly gave him a look. "Why wouldn't she?"

Keith shrugged. "You're kinda bossy sometimes."

"Well she deserves it for what she did to me!" Holly hissed.

Keith craned his neck. "What did she do?"

Holly whispered, "Close the door and I tell you."

Keith got up, shut the door, and sat back down.

"Good. Now, last year in high school, Molly ran for prom queen, and she ignored me! We were best friends, and she flat out rejected me! Let's just say I'm taking care of that now!"

Keith gasped. "And all you did was be a little bossy?"

Holly sipped her milk. "Nope, I rigged the ballot so she would lose. I'm a lot more capable than you would think."

Keith nodded and smiled. He was then in the confessional. "Golden! Golden! Yes! Haha!"

Keith left Holly's room. "Hey, Molly, I have something to tell you!"

Holly heard him, and jumped out of bed. "Hiyah!" She jumped Keith, and tackled him to the ground.

"What is it?" Molly exclaimed rushing over to the scene. "Holly, why are you on Keith?"

Holly put her hand over Keith's mouth. "It's what he wanted to tell you! We're playing Dogpile!"

Molly blanked for a moment and then said, "Yay! I love that game!" She jumped onto the two, but Holly pulled away, leaving Keith under Molly.

"I have to go the bathroom!" Holly couldn't think of a better excuse. "I hope you two have fun!"

"Wee!" Molly exclaimed. She tried centering all her weight onto Keith. "Isn't this fun?"

"G-gr-al-" was all Keith could say, as he was choking under Molly.

Meanwhile with the Sharks...

"Shut up." Kelli was talking to Mike. "Just shut up."

Mike pouted, but listened. He was just recently talking about a disgusting topic, that cannot be mentioned in this narration of the show.

"Yeah, I mean, I'm all for babies and stuff, but that's just wrong." Regina crossed her arms. "And I know someone who carried her brother's triplets. It isn't as wrong as that."

Mike shook his head. "I've heard of worse."

Regina stared at him awkwardly. "Okay, let's move on!"

Boo walked in. "Hi guys... Is the scary stuff gone?"

"Boo!" screamed Tommy from behind him.

"Ahhhhh!" Boo screamed, cried, and ran off into the opposite hallway.

"What did you do that for?" Sarah asked. "You know how Boo is!"

Tommy shrugged. "It was funny."

Sarah stood up, and pointed her finger at him. "Trust me, I love to have fun, but not at the expense of others! Learns some respect!"

"I don't need your respect," Tommy said, "if I have the whole fan base of the soccer world."

"Well they obviously haven't met you in person then!" She walked off to go find Boo.

"Yeah..." Regina stood up and walked after Sarah.

Eric looked at Tommy. "That wasn't nice."

Tommy shrugged. "Whatever you say. But your girlfriend is gone, so I don't see why your standing so tall."

"A person doesn't need a boyfriend or girlfriend to be strong," Kelli growled. "People can be fine on their own."

Tommy sat down, and put his feet on the table. "Really, because by girlfriend seems to love to-" He was interrupted by a phone call.

"Challenge time!" Chris said as he answered it.

The Sharks, Spiders, and Ducks grouped at Chris' private pool.

"Now, does everyone see those poles?"

Everyone looked up and saw twenty-two poles suspended from a rope above the pool.

"Well, for today's challenge, you must last as long as you can, holding on to them! Everyone go get ready!"

Everyone climbed up to their poles, and got ready.

"Go!"

All the ladders below them collapsed, and they were forced to hang by their hands, or, in Tommy's case, legs.

Caleb immediately fell.

"You'd think after using those fingers for so long they'd be stronger," Alli remarked.

Caleb stuck his tongue out and climbed out of the pool.

Five minutes went by, and Tarah, Paulo, Marc, Molly, Pam, Raj, Keith, Boo, and Rachel all fell.

"Wow!" Chris exclaimed. "You guys are weak!"

Ralph rolled his eyes. "They are." He then fell. "Shut up, everyone!"

Ten minutes passed. Sarah, Regina, Lucy, and Holly fell.

"Come on guys!" Sarah cheered from the side of the pool. "We got this!"

Grace fell.

"Woohoo!" Kelli, Mike, Tommy, and Eric dropped down.

Red dropped down after them.

"We're safe again!" Kelli yelled.

"Actually," Chris said, "today is a double elimination. I never said it wasn't! So the Spiders are the only team that's safe!"

Everyone but Ralph walked up to Red and gave her a hug.

Holly knew that she had to act fast. She talked to Grace. "So you're okay with that?"

Grace nodded. "I guess. I mean, if you're telling the truth about what they did to you. Then sure. I can't stand people who think they can get away with that."

Holly smiled. "Thanks."

The Sharks went to elimination first for having Boo be the first one to fall.

"Okay! Seven keys, eight of you! I assume you know the jist!" He threw keys to Kelli, Mike, Eric, Sarah, Tommy, and Regina. "Boo or Rachel? Who will it be? The final key goes to...

..............

...............

Boo! Rachel, you're out!"

Rachel shot up. "Wait, what? Why?"

Kelli addressed her with, "You pushed me out of a chair for no reason, and then blamed the wind! What did you expect?"

Rachel frowned. "I was only trying to get you and Mike together."

"If I wanted to be with Mike, don't you think I would have tried myself?"

Rachel sighed. "I guess you're right. But I guess from home I'll have even more time to ship everyone! Over here I had to put up with challenges. Bye guys!"

"What a pscyho... Ducks, over here now!"

The Ducks came over, and the Sharks left.

"You guys plain out suck," Chris said to them. "Really. What are you guys thinking? Anyway, first key to Grace! And then Molly! And then Raj!"

Pam, Holly, and Keith were left.

"Pam! You're safe! The final key goes to....

..........

...............

Holly! Keith, you're out!"

Keith stood up, but wasn't suprised. "Nice one, Holly. But guess what, you can't stop me now! Molly, Holly rigged the ballot so that you would lose prom queen!"

Molly gasped and turned to Holly. "Is that true?"

Holly looked at her. "Really? You actually believe him? He's such a liar!"

Molly thought it over, but then said, "Wait, but how would he have known I ran for prom queen in the first place? You did tell him!"

Holly said, "And what if I did?"

"Well then," Molly said, standing up, "you are so screwed!" She walked over to Keith. "Sorry for voting you off."

Keith smiled. "Oh, it's okay. It's not your fault."

Molly hugged him. "I hope that you return.

Keith chuckled. "Me, too!"

He walked down to the taxi, and got into it with Rachel.

"And there you have it!" Chris exclaimed with a grin. "Keith and Rachel are out, and Holly's true intentions have been revealed. But what will be the result of that? I don't know. But you can find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 5: Things Are Heating Up
Marc and Paulo were sitting on the same couch in the living room. Marc was shooting daggers at Paulo. He was still upset over what happened a while back over the television channels.

Paulo was glaring back at him, too, and was then in the confessional. "Why must people watch those mean shows? All they do is mock the great things in this world! I wish everyone could just get along." He sighs. "But I guess that will never happen."

Tarah was sitting in between the two. She began to giggle. "Wh-why are you g-guys g-giving each o-other f-funny looks?" She was in the confessional. "I l-love p-people wh-who m-make f-funny faces."

Marc looked at her. "We aren't making funny faces! We are giving each other looks!"

Tarah laughed. "F-funny l-looks."

Suddenly, Marc fell out of his chair. "What the hell was that?"

Paulo shrugged. "Must have been the wind."

Rachel, despite being out, was seen in the confessional. "I told you all!" She huffed. "Don't doubt me!"

Back with the Spiders, Alli, Red, and Lucy were out by the pool, sitting on the edge.

"It's nice to be away from Ralph." Red sighed. "I guess I really shouldn't be complaining about him. It must annoy you guys."

Alli put her arm around her. "Not at all!"

Lucy stared. "Actually, yes. It is getting annoying. Stop, please?"

Red looked up at her from her fake tears. "Wh-what?"

Lucy repeated herself.

Red began to fake-cry again. "I knew it! You guys hate me!"

Alli rubbed her back. "Not at all! Lucy is just.... whatever."

"Hmph," Lucy muttered, and walked away.

Ralph approached the two. "Hey, ladies." He clicked his tongue.

"Don't you 'hey, ladies' us! What you did to Red was horrible!" Alli stood in front of Ralph. "Pig!"

Ralph was in shock. "What? I haven't spoken to her for like, three days! Although, I must thank you for believing it was me who did that. It really is nice."

Alli looked back and forth between Ralph and Red. "What do you mean you haven't spoken to her? She said that you rejected her!"

Ralph's eyes widens. "Me? Reject a hot chick? Please!"

Alli turned her attention towards Red. "So, did you lie to me?"

Red looked at her. "Of course not! Why would I?"

Alli looked at both of them. "One of you is lying, and when I find out who, oh they are so gone!" She marched angrily away, and didn't turn around to look at either of them.

Meanwhile, with the Ducks...

"You are such witch! Why couldn't you just let me have that one thing? Prom queen was all I wanted, and you ruined it! I used to be cute!" Molly motioned at herself. "Now I'm this!"

Molly and Holly had been arguing for most of the night, and Holly was officially bored. Molly kept going on on. She felt betrayed by how Holly acted, and the reasons for why she did it. Sure, she had ignored her a bit, but it wasn't permanant, but what Holly did could have made things in Molly's life go downhill.

"Just give it a rest!" Holly screamed. She walked down the hallway without another word. Anywhere was better than there. On her way down a single hall way, she came across a cracked wine bottle. "Gross." She looked down, and saw a pouch in it.

"Congratulations...You have found the golden key. What the key does is grant you immunity during a vote, meaning all votes cast against you are void..." Holly grinned maliciously. "Oh, am I going to have fun!"

She walked back to her team. "Hello, suckers! Say hello to your queen!"

Pam scoffed. "I don't listen to you."

"No," Holly hissed, "but you would listen to this!" She held up her golden key. "Here!" She slapped the note on the table. "Read it and weep!"

Her team gathered around the note, and they all read it.

"Crap," Molly groaned. "But whatever, we can just flush it out next time."

"But," Holly said, sitting down on the couch, "next time I have the only vote. So, who would like to get me some lemonade?"

Raj walked to the fridge.

"Don't do it, Raj!" Molly exclaimed.

Raj pouted, but opened the door. "I don't wanna go." He poured the lemonade, and brought it over.

Holly gladly accepted it, and drank some. "Why thank you, Raj. Your actions," she glared at Molly, "will be remembered."

Raj was in the confessional. "I've, umm, never really been good with the ladies. You know? I always get tongue-tied or something. I wanna try and get past that..."

Raj went back to the fridge and pulled out some chocolate. "Meh." He took a bite, and then another. And then another. "This chocolate is great!" He finished it all. He strolled over to Holly, and slid onto the couch. "Hey, there."

Holly was watching The Bachelor. "Hey."

He moved closer. "I heard that you're in power, now. That's hot."

Holly blushed. "Yes, well, I suppose it is."

He moved closer. "Don't suppose. Know it. Flaunt it. Because you can."

Holly smiled. "Thanks." She looked at Molly, and then back at Raj. "I like you. Wanna be my new best friend?"

Raj came off of his sugar rush. "Okay!" He grinned stupidly.

Holly's face fell, and then she was in the confessional. "Oh, fun. From dorky to dreamy, back to dorky."

The Sharks were getting along better than the Ducks.

"Boo, come on," Regina pleaded, "don't be afraid!"

Boo had shut himself off in his room because he had fell into the pool the night before and almost drowned.

"I don't wanna!"

"Please!"

Boo finally gave in. "Fine." He opened the door, and walked out.

Regina wiped a tear from his face. "There, there, I'm sure in your next life you'll be really strong."

"Wait, what?" Boo asked, worried.

"Nothing, nothing." Regina lead him over to the couch, and sat him down. She then sat down in a light blue cushion.

Kelli moved over to Regina and whispered, "How'd you do it?"

Regina said loudly, "I don't know. I can't really remember... I'm never good with those things."

Kelli sighed angrily, and then moved back.

Mike looked up at Kelli, "Why aren't you watching the show?" He frowned.

"I don't like Spongebob, forgive me," Kelli said sarcastically.

Mike gasped. "Why not?"

Kelli cocked her eyebrow. "Really?"

Mike looked back at the TV. "It's so funny!"

"It's a kids' show. You're how old?"

"Sixteen."

"Exactly." She got up and walked to her room in disgust.

Mike was in the confessional. "I don't know why she's grumpy! Maybe she just needs someone to be her friend! I know just what to do!"

Before Mike could take action, Chris called in, signaling the challenge. He told them to gather in the kitchen, and in a short while, all the teams were there.

"Welcome to the kitchen, my guests! For today's challenge, you will be making me dinner!"

"Are you kidding me?" Lucy groaned. "I feel like being that waiter that spits in the food."

Chris chuckled. "Oh, but if you did that your team would lose!"

Lucy grumbled, "Not like I give a crap."

Alli said, "Come on, Lucy! We need to keep up a winning streak! I don't like him either, but we need to keep ahead!"

"Please," said Caleb, his laptop in his carrying bag. "We don't need luck! We're gonna win this challenge!" He was in the confessional. "And if we didn't Alli would go!"

"Now, go get your supplies, and begin cooking!" Chris exclaimed.

The teams went into the nearby pantry, and began to discuss what to make him for dinner.

Molly, Grace, and Pam refused to discuss things with Raj and Holly.

"Well," Holly whispered, "I guess its up to us! We have to win this challenge so neither of us goes!"

Raj nodded, and suggested, "How about chicken parm?"

Holly agreed. "Let's get to work!"

"Wait!" Grace came running over. "Despite you being mean last night to Molly and to Keith, I don't think we need to lose another challenge. We're three people down, and the Spiders still have all eight, and the Sharks have seven. We can't afford to lose again. I'll help."

Holly grinned. "I knew you'd see my way."

Grace said, "I'm not seeing your way. I just don't want to lose another challenge."

Holly shrugged. "Whatever you say."

She walked off with Raj to begin cooking, and Grace gathered some of the ingredients.

Caleb was playing on his laptop. "Woohoo! Wow... This game is actually getting boring!"

Alli was mixing a bowl of dough. "Well then, help us maybe?"

Caleb looked over to her. "I don't really want to help you."

"Well, help your team then!"

"Are you a part of it?"

Alli blinked. "No, I'm not on your team. I'm just randomly working with your teammates during the challenge."

"No need to get so testy," Caleb remarked. "I'll help, happy?"

"Not anymore, no." She finished mixing. "Go get the sauce okay?"

"What are we making?" He went into the pantry.

"A pizza!" Marc shouted. He went over to wash his hands, but tripped and knocked all the dough to the floor. "Sorry!"

Alli and Paulo bent down to clean up the mess.

Paulo glanced over at him. "Help, please."

Marc was reluctant, but he did as told.

By the time that they finished cleaning, Holly, Raj, and Grace already had their chicken in the oven. "Good work!"

Earlier, the Sharks had decided to make pasta alfredo.

"Don't worry, I got this," Kelli said. She didn't want to have to work with Mike, the idiot, Regina, the girl who could barely remember her name, Boo, the kid afraid of everything or Tommy, the jerk. She was fine with Eric and Sarah, and the two came over to help her.

"So, making pasta, eh?" Sarah was trying to break the tension.

"I couldn't tell," Eric said, killing the mood, if there ever was on to begin with.

"I'm just trying to get everyone talking," Sarah explained. "You don't have to stop every conversation, you know."

Eric shrugged, but didn't say anything otherwise.

Kelli was finished making the sauce. "Done! You guys done boiling the pasta?"

Sarah nodded, and held the bowl out.

Kelli poured the sauce on, and mixed the two together. "Okay, let's get this to Chris!" She ran over to Chris' table, and placed it gently down.

"Pasta alfredo!" Chris announced. "Looks good!" He put his fork into it, and ate a little bit. "Not that bad! Better than what Chef could ever do."

"Hey!" Chef barked from a room over. He was watching the Powerpuff Girls.

The Ducks had finished their chicken, and brought it over. "Yummy, but the Sharks are still in the lead. I guess it's up to the Spiders to see if they can pull off another win!"

Marc was sitting on the floor, away from the food. Tarah went over to sit with him. "H-hey, d-don't f-feel bad. It's n-not y-your fault!"

Marc scoffed. "Please, it's always my fault. Nothing can change that. I always seem to screw things up."

Tarah shook her head. "D-don't th-think that w-way. L-look at me! I've b-been t-told to j-just g-give up b-before, b-but, I d-didn't l-listen to the h-haters! L-look where I a-am n-now! On m-my f-favorite sh-show!"

Marc smiled gently. "I guess you're right. Thanks."

The Spiders had just finished their pizza, and they brought it over.

"Eww! Disgusting!" Chris spat it onto the table. "I hate parmesan cheese! The Spiders lose!"

Alli was in the confessional. "Bye, Caleb."

Caleb was in the confessional. "Bye, miss queen, but your time in this kingdom is over!"

Paulo was in the confessional. "Umm, I don't really have anything bad to say about anyone..."

In the garden, Chris had seven keys on a tray. "Your first loss! Four days without losing anyone, and now you gotta kick someone off! But who's it gonna be? Not Lucy, Tarah, or Paulo!"

He threw the three of them their keys. "Yeah, Ralph, Red, here ya go!"

Ralph and Red caught their keys.

Marc, Caleb, and Alli were the only ones left.

"Marc!"

Marc tried to catch the key, but it hit his eye, and he fell over in pain.

"I have one key left," Chris announced, not even bothering to look at Marc, who was now whimpering. "It goes to.......

..........

............

Alli! Caleb, you are out of here!"

Caleb grunted. "This has to be a mistake! Alli should be going."

Alli waved. "Yes, the girl with less votes should totally go home. Bye now."

Caleb growled, and left in the taxi.

"Ohh, and Alli wins out in the end!" Chris declared. "The Spiders have had their first loss, and the Ducks finally don't have to vote someone out! Could this be the beginning of a new beginning?" Chris stopped. "No... That sounds stupid..." He thought it over. "Could this be the end of the Ducks' losing streak? Find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 6: Paint House
Alli was sitting smugly in the living room, and Lucy was sitting next to her, looking upset.

"I can't believe I pulled that off!" Alli put her legs up on the table.

Lucy glared at her. "Me, too."

"What's your problem?" Alli glanced at her.

"I don't know, maybe you got rid of my friend?" Lucy threw a pillow at her.

Alli caught it. "Not my fault he didn't help the team." She rolled her eyes.

Lucy threw another pillow. "He may not help, but at least he isn't rude!"

"Please, you didn't have to live with him last season."

Lucy groaned. "You were only with him for, like, two episodes, and then you got out!"

Alli shrugged. "He was still annoying."

Lucy kicked the table angrily, and then grabbed her foot. "Crap!"

Alli laughed. "Maybe you shouldn't get so upset."

Lucy stuck her tongue out, and left to talk to some people.

Alli turned on the TV, oblivious to Lucy's plans.

Lucy walked up to Ralph. "Listen, I know you hate everyone here. So why not help me get out Alli, who you must hate?"

Ralph was in the confessional. "Alli is pretty annoying... She's probably good at math, too... To be honest, I hate everyone equally, but Alli can be more hated."

Ralph and Lucy were seen shaking hands.

"Thanks," Lucy muttered, and then she went to her room.

Ralph approached Red. "Hey, adorable, can I talk to you?"

Red scanned the kitchen, and then nodded.

"Well, I know you're trying to get me out, and I'd just like to let you know Alli is angry at Lucy... I can get her against you."

Red shrugged, and then walked towards him. "I'm not afraid of you... even if you are strong." She put her hand in his. "Are you strong?"

Ralph gulped. "Umm, I guess a little. I work out, you know?"

Red purred, and then walked to the living room. "Hey, Alli!"

Ralph realized what was happening, and rushed into the living room. By the time he got there, Alli was glaring at him.

"Oh, hi there, Ralph." She got up and walked to her room. Red grinned, messed up his hair, and then walked to her room, too.

"I'm screwed..." He shrugged, and then sat down. "Maybe Wipeout is on..."

Holly sat with the rest of the Ducks in the kitchen. "So, Molly, nervous?" She had a shrewish smile on her face.

Molly shook her head. "Of course not, you're gonna lose your idol as soon as we lose again."

"But," Holly waved the idol in her face, "I have the decision of who goes next!"

Molly shrugged. "If I go, I go. At least I'll know it was to get out out."

Holly frowned. "You know, Molly, I actually am kind of sorry about how I've been treating you."

"Really?" Molly didn't believe her one bit.

Holly nodded. "Yeah... I've been thinking, and I've been acting cruel. To prove my point," She walked over to the sink and held out her idol, "goodbye." She dropped it down the drain. "Friends again, please?"

Molly grinned, and ran over to her. "Of course!"

The two hugged, and went to Holly's room to talk.

Pam was in the confessional. "Bull, freaking, crap!"

Raj sat at the kitchen table now with only Grace. "Am I being replaced...?"

Grace said, "Well, if it's to make Holly nicer, isn't it worth it?"

Raj frowned, and then drank his apple juice, and poured his pancake with a large amount of maple syrup. He ate it all. "So, Grace, how are you doing?"

Grace replied, "Good, I guess. I'm worried about Molly. Holly is acting nice, but..." She stopped as she saw Raj winking at her. "Oh..." She blushed.

Raj cooed, "You look great you know."

Grace smiled. "Uh, thanks!"

Raj snapped out of it. "Are you gonna finish that?" He pointed at the pancake with his fork.

Grace's face fell. "No." She pushed the plate over to him, and walked out of the kitchen.

Raj looked suprised, and sniffled. "What did I do?"

Holly and Molly were talking in Holly's room.

"I really am sorry..." Holly pouted.

Molly hugged her tightly. "Oh, I don't care anymore! As long as you're sorry for what you did!"

Holly hugged her back. "I am."

Molly smiled, and walked to the door. "I gotta go to the bathroom."

Holly waved as Molly walked out, and then walked over to her laptop. "Oh, Molly, I really am sorry."

Meanwhile, with the Sharks...

"Just leave me alone!" Sarah screamed.

Tommy yelled back at her, "No! I want to know why you don't think I'm perfect!"

Sarah stopped, and turned back to him. "Really? You're pestering me about you being perfect! Ego, much?"

Tommy grunted. "Of course not, I don't have an ego."

"You actually do," Kelli said bluntly. "And it's pretty annoying."

"Please, even if I do, I'm better than Boo!"

Boo was coming out of his room. He whimpered, and then went back in.

"Great, thanks," Regina grumbled. She went over to his room, and walked in to try and comfort him.

"It's true! Okay? I'm probably better than all of you, too!"

Kelli shot up. "No, you are not!"

Mike stood up hesitantly. "Yeah... You probably aren't the best."

Tommy held out his arm on the table. "Really? Arm wrestle!"

Kelli locked hands, and easily defeated him.

"Well, I'm a soccer player, and you're a she-male! It isn't that unexpected!"

Kelli looked at him. "A what?" She held out her fist, ready to punch him.

"A she-male!" He held out both of his hands, ready to fight.

"You are so dead!" She began to chase him, but he was much faster. "You better hope I don't catch you!"

Regina was talking to Boo. "Come on... It isn't that bad. We're all your friends! Maybe, except for Tommy, but nobody likes him!"

Boo sniffled. "Are you sure?"

Regina smiled. "Yes." She grabbed his hand and led him out.

Boo immediately fainted. Kelli was hacking at the air with a lamp, aiming for Tommy.

Regina was in the confessional. "Why? Why me?"

Chris then called on the phone, and put a stop to the fighting. He told them to gather at the front door for the challenge.

When all teams arrived, Chris told them what to do, as he handed them all paintball guns.

"Now, whichever team loses all of their members first loses, and must vote someone off! Any questions?"

Grace raised her hand. "Umm, Chris, we only have five people... That's two less than the other team. Are you sure you can count?"

Chris grumbled, "Of course I can freakin' count..." He talked more loudly. "Yes, but because you just mouthed off at me, you must stick with that disadvantage!"

Grace was about to say something, but stopped when she received glares from her teammates. She whispered, "I didn't mouth him off."

"Now, begin!"

The teams all looked at each other, and then the firing began.

Kelli fired at Tommy, eliminating him.

Red and Ralph fired at each other, knocking down their team by two. Paulo then fired at Marc, who had tried to fire at him before, but missed and shot Sarah.

"Did we really just lose three people?" Alli was in disbelief. She took up her aim, and fired at Molly, whom Holly dove in front off.

"Friends forever!" She smirked from the ground, and got up, dusting herself off. "Go Molly!"

Alli the fired at Molly, who had no defenses.

Boo began firing randomly, afraid of all the gunshot sounds. He hit Lucy, Paulo, Regina, Eric, Mike, Grace, and Pam.

"You got this, Raj!" Grace cheered.

Raj nodded. He knew what he had to do. He lifted up his gun, aimed down his sights at Tarah, and then pulled the trigger.

Before the shot hit her, he was shot by Boo.

"Aw, shucks," he said, dropping his gun.

Chris declared that the Ducks had lost, and then he sent them to elimination.

Holly walked over to Grace. "Help me this one last time. I promise it'll pay off."

The Ducks sat in the garden, with everyone but Holly nervous.

"The first key goes to... Holly!" Holly caught it proudly.

"Next one to Molly... and Raj!"

They both caught their keys.

"One key left..." He pretended to toss it to both Pam and Grace, and then....

................

......................

.......................

He threw it to Grace. "Grace is safe!"

Pam looked down. "I was warned of this. I guess it just wasn't my time, Map." He walked over to the taxi, and calmly walked in.

"Now, Pam is out, Holly and Molly are friends again, and Holly still has her idol! Could Holly manage to win over her team?"

Holly's eyes widened. Molly looked at her. "What did he say?"

Holly laughed nervously. "Oh, um, nothing."

Chris walked over to them. "Holly still has her idol, duh!"

Molly turned her attention to him. "She threw it in the sink drain!"

Chris chuckled. "Oh, silly Molly, she made a fake one! She still has the real one!"

Molly gasped. "Then... No!"

Holly got up, and began to walk away. "As I said before Molly, I'm sorry."

Molly got up, and grabbed her arm, causing her to stop. She pointed a finger to her face. "The first chance I get, you are out!"

Chris got excited from the drama, and decided to end the episode. "Holly and Molly are no longer friends, and Raj and Grace are swing votes! Will the Ducks win, and not eliminate Holly, or will they through the challenge? Find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 7: The Game of Sweet Revenge
Ralph sat on a lawn chair near the pool, talking with his ally, Lucy, and his newly acquired partner, Marc.

Marc laughed nervously at a joke Ralph had just told. "That was hilarious." He was in the confessional, breathing in and out slowly. "Okay, it wasn't, but I don't want to be targeted by him and Lucy!"

Lucy glanced at the two of them, and shook her head, disappointed in the joke. "No, it wasn't."

Ralph glared at her, but didn't say anything. He couldn't afford losing her. "Anyway, how do we expect to get the numbers? We only have two."

Lucy didn't take her eyes off her computer. "Count yourself, Ralph."

Ralph did the math, and said, "Oh, three."

Lucy rolled his eyes, and Marc nodded. "You're right! I gotta go to the bathroom, though." He got up, and slammed face-first into the cement. "Gah!"

Ralph looked down at him. "You're supposed to keep your head up, idiot."

Marc rolled his eyes, and got up. "Sorry, oh master."

Ralph smirked at the new title, and leaned back and relaxed.

Marc walked angrily away, seriously contemplating his alleigance. However, he decided to stick with Ralph, and felt he should talk to Tarah to get her vote.

Alli was sitting in her bedroom with Red and Paulo.

"So Tarah's the swing vote?" She asked.

Red nodded.

Paulo looked at the door. "Umm, guys, isn't this a little mean?"

Alli shot him a look, but said nothing.

Red answered, "Not at all. Ralph broke my heart!"

Alli agreed, and then said, "Who's gonna talk to Tarah?"

Paulo raised his hand hesitantly. "I guess... It couldn't hurt."

Molly was chasing Holly around the Ducks' area. "You are going to pay!"

Holly stopped. "You know what? Fine! I will throw the freaking idol out!" She walked over to the sink once agian, and chucked it down. "Happy?"

Molly screamed, "Of course not! That was a fake!"

Holly flicked the garbage switch. "No! It wasn't!"

Molly clawed at her. "It wasn't!"

Holly retreated to her room, and slammed the door. "Go die, you fat cow!"

Molly was taken back by those words, and began to cry. "I am a fat cow, aren't I?" She ran over to the couch, and began to spill her tears into one of the cushions.

Grace rushed over to her, and put her arm around her, pulling her face up. "Molly! Don't listen to her. You're better than her! Look how good your doing without her!"

Molly cut off from her loud sobs, and looked at Grace. "Y-you're right." She smiled. "You're right! I don't need the bossy meanie! I can do fine on my own!"

Grace smiled at her, and pat her on the back. "That's the spirits! Now, I'm gonna go to the bathroom." She got up and left.

Raj came over with a smudge of chocolate on his mouth. "Hey, Molly, what's wrong?" He moved close to her.

Molly shrugged. "Holly is just.... ew." She sighed, and then sniffed. "I'm okay, though, don't worry."

Raj moved even closer. "I'm sure you're okay... Maybe even great." He smiled cooly, and put his arm around her.

Molly blushed and was in the confessional. "Oh my God! A boy likes me! EEEEEEE!"

Molly was grinning stupidly at Raj, who leaned in for a kiss. He was inches away before he became normal. He gasped, and fainted.

Molly sighed and got up. "It's always me, isn't it?" She walked away, not even bothering to make sure he was okay.

The Sharks were actually sitting in peace. Everything was quiet, as Sarah was listening to her music with her headphones.

"So..." Eric said awkwardly. "Winning streak, eh?"

Kelli groaned. "You idiot. You just jinxed us!"

Eric shook his head. "Nah, not really."

Kelli shot him a horrible look, and then went back to the television.

Suddenly, the power went off, and the room turned pitch black.

"Heeeeeelp!" screamed Boo. He was heaving and panting. "Heeeeelp!"

Regina rushed over to comfort him, but tripped and scratched his leg.

"Heeeeelp!" he cried again. He kicked at whatever clawed him, and pain shot through Regina's head.

"Gah!" She rubbed her head. "Boo, it's just me!"

Boo was about to apologize, but then the room began to move downwards, through the floor. Just as soon as the room stopped, lights flashed on, and they saw they were in a room with a giant board game.

"Where are we?" asked Alli.

Chris came out from the one dark spot in the room. "We are in one of my basements! As you can see there is a giant board game right in front of you!"

"S-so, w-we're g-going to p-play a g-game?" Tarah got out.

"Nope!" Chris said. He motioned his hands towards the shadows behind him, and out stepped Gerard, Nina, Rachel, Keith, Caleb, and Pam.

"They will be battling for a chance to redeem themselves! Each team will pick one of them, and they will play the board game. Whoever wins joins the competitions, and the two losing teams face elimination!"

Ralph gulped.

"Okay, since the Sharks won last time, they pick first!"

Sarah immediately claimed Nina for her team. "What?" she said when she received looks from her teammates. "She was nice, and Eric likes her, so why not?"

Eric smiled. "Thanks."

"Spiders, your turn to choose!"

Lucy said Caleb's name quickly. "You'll be back in soon!"

Caleb grinned, and struggled to put his computer down. "I'm not sure if I can do it..."

"You'll be able to play later, Caleb!"

Caleb noded, and boldly put his computer down. He stepped up to his color, and Nina followed.

"Okay, Ducks, choose!"

Molly exclaimed, "Gerard! We choose Gerard!" She was then in the confessional. "Okay, so Gerard is horrible at challenges, so if I choose him, Holly goes home. Bye bye, Holly."

Gerard stepped up to his color, and Chris pulled out a deck of cards. "Okay, so I will draw everyone's card! Your goal is to get into your 'home' base, but you need the exact number to get there! Also, there's a special card in this little deck... First card for Nina... five!"

Nina stepped five spaces. Twenty-five more to go.

"Three for Caleb!"

Caleb stepped three. Twenty-seven more.

"One for Gerard!"

Gerard stepped once, and sighed. He was in the confessional. "Yeah, I lose."

"Another five for Nina!"

Nina moved five more spaces, and was twenty away.

Caleb got five spaces, too, and was now twenty-two away.

Gerard moved up one. Twenty-eight more to go.

Nina got a one. "Well, I'm pretty far ahead, so..." She shrugged.

Caleb got a three, and was now tied with Nina. "Hey there."

Nina looked away. "I'm still angry at you. What you did last season was not cool!"

Caleb rolled his eyes. "Gillian voted for you, I didn't."

"But you caused- You know what? Screw it!" She waited for her number to be called.

Gerard got a two, and was now twenty-six away. "Is this a sick joke, Chris?"

Chris chuckled, and drew Nina's card. "Four!"

She moved up four spaces, happy to be away from Caleb.

"Three!"

Caleb smugly moved up three. He was now sixteen away, and Nina was fifteen.

"One for Gerard!"

"Are you freaking kidding me?" He groaned, but moved up. Twenty-five away.

Nina got a five, and was ten away. "I'm actually going to win!"

Caleb got a four. Twelve away.

Chris drew Gerard's card. "Oh, oh, oh, look what I have here! The 'Apologize' Card! Gerard gets to pick someone to switch spaces with!"

Gerard cheered. "Yes! Yes! Yes! I choose Nina."

Nina pouted and switched places with him.

"Nina, I apologize."

She shot him a look, and just sat down.

"Nina gets a four!"

She walked forward, now twenty-one away. "Ten to twenty-one... God."

Caleb got a five, and moved up to seven.

Gerard got a three, and moved up to seven as well.

Nina got a five. Seventeen away.

Caleb got a three. Four away.

Gerard got a two. Five away.

"Remember, Caleb and Gerard, you need exactly the number of spaces until the end to reach the end!"

Caleb laughed as if it didn't affect him.

Nina got a four, and moved up to thirteen.

Caleb got a three, and got to one away. "Yes! Yes! Next card and I win!"

Gerard got a two. "Three away..."

Nina got a four, and moved to nine. "I'm catching up!"

Thing were getting intense. Caleb got a two, but couldn't move. Gerard got a two again. Nina got a five, and moved to four.

Chris pulled up Caleb's card. "Could this be the end?" He flipped it. "Nope, a three." He pulled up Gerard's card. "Gerard got a one! Gerard wins, and the Ducks win with him!"

Holly rushed over to Gerard and gave him a hug. "Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm safe!"

Gerard grinned. "Your welcome."

"Time for the Sharks and Spiders to eliminate someone! Sharks first!"

Everyone sat in their chair nervously. The most nervous was Sarah, as she picked the person who lost.

Chris, however, tossed her the first key.

"What? I didn't get any votes?"

Chris shook his head, and then threw keys to Boo, Regina, Mike, and Eric. "Tommy. Kelli. One of you is going home... That person is not....

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............ Kelli! Tommy, you're out!"

"How?" He threw his bag to the ground. "I'm the best person on this team!"

Sarah laughed. "Now do you see the reason?"

Tommy turned towards her. "What do you mean? It's the truth!"

Boo looked up at him, actually showing some signs of anger. "A person who is the best doesn't need to rub it in. They know it themselves, and others can know it without them having to constantly repeat it. I've been afraid of you Tommy..." He coughed. "But you're out now! One less thing for me to worry about!"

Tommy was about to punch him, but Gillian and Chef held him back. The dragged him to the limo, and threw him in.

Regina hugged Boo. "You stood up for yourself!"

Boo didn't say anything back. He had fainted.

"Spiders, time to eliminate someone!"

The Spiders came in, and everyone sat down. Chris threw keys to Tarah, Paulo, Ralph, Alli, and Marc. "Lucy. Red. One of you is leaving tonight.... It is not...

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Red! Lucy, you're out, sorry."

Lucy shrugged. "I guess I should've seen this coming. Friends really can be the downfall for you, eh?" She walked away without saying any goodbyes.

Chris smiled. "Oh, pity the fools. And speaking of fools, for once they actually won! Let's see how they reacted!"

The Ducks' confessionals were shown to the viewers, but not the other contestants.

Grace was sitting in the confessional. "So, we won! For once, my team may actually pull something off! I like them all... but some of them...."

Holly was next. "Yeah, so sucks for my team, I'm still here! And Molly thinks she can get rid of me? Please!"

Raj laughed nervously. "That sugar... Haha. But still, a win! Woohoo! Right?"

Molly was sitting with her legs crossed. "Holly knows that when that idol is gone, she'll be next! Even if I get out, at least I know she'll be coming with me!"

Gerard was shaking his head. "No more mister nice guy. I'm here to win. If I can't do challenges, maybe I'll have to find some people to win them for me."

Chris cut the videos off. "Drama! Will any of these contestants achieve their goals? Probably not! But I guess you'll find out on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!

Episode 8: Terms of Agreement
Alli was sitting with Tarah in the kitchen, upset. "I just feel like I can't trust anyone. You know?"

Tarah looked up from her book. "Y-yeah. I kn-know what you m-mean."

Alli sighed. "Ever since I was a kid, I was picked on for being the 'smart Indian girl'. It sucks. I've never felt like I could really trust anyone."

Tarah reached out and cupped her hand. "It's o-okay. Everyone f-feels the s-same at some p-point."

Alli smiled, and reached for her empty glass. "I'm gonna clean up." She began to wash the dishes when Paulo walked in. "Hey, Paulo."

Paulo sat down without replying. He was then in the confessional. "I swear, this whole team just likes to put everyone down! Marc is so sadistic! And Tarah can barely talk!"

"What's wrong with you?" asked Alli. She went to go sit down next to him.

Paulo glared at her. "Don't worry. It's just Marc."

As if on cue, Marc walked in. "Well, hello."

He sat down next to Tarah.

"Look what the cat dragged in," Paulo hissed.

Marc chuckled. "If you believe so much in being nice, why are you acting like a jerk?" He smirked.

Paulo shot him a look, got up, and walked out. Marc followed suit to begin an arguement.

Tarah glanced at Alli. "S-so. H-how about the w-weather?"

Gerard was sitting his room with his whole team. "So, I'd like to talk to you all, about why you voted me out. Holly, you start."

Holly shrugged. "You were useless."

Gerard remained as emotionless as Kristen Stewart. "Okay. Molly?"

Molly twiddled her fingers. "I mean, you were nice, but you couldn't do anything useful..."

"So he was useless," Holly explained.

"I didn't say that!" replied Molly.

Gerard sighed. "You implied it. Moving on, Grace?"

"Same as them, honestly." She frowned. "Sorry for voting you out."

"And I just kinda hopped on the bandwagon," Raj said.

Gerard got up. "Well, okay, thanks for the info." He walked out of the room, and was then in the confessional. "Molly, seriously? I know you were trying to be nice, at least Holly didn't try to sugarcoat things. I hate when people act nice, but are really being mean."

Grace crossed her legs as Holly, Molly, and Raj left. Gerard walked back in. "Hi, Gerard," she said. "I need to ask a favor..." She then went into detail about Holly's treatment of Molly. "She's been nothing but mean to her, and has been mean to generally everyone. I'd say her only friend was Raj, but even that might be a stretch. And I really just want our team to get along." She pulled some hair away from her eyes. "Would you help me?"

Gerard nodded. "Sure, I guess. If Holly really is everything you say she is."

He left the room to go talk with one other person before he decided who to help.

Boo finally got out of his room and was sitting on the couch with Eric, Regina, Mike, and Sarah. Kelli was in the gym lifting weights.

"So, Boo, you really stood up to Tommy!" Eric gave him a smile.

Boo coughed. "Yeah, I guess I did. But what if he returns?" He shuddered.

Sarah grinned. "Thankfully, he won't!"

Kelli walked back. "What's going on guys?" She was in the confessional. "They're probably planning to get me out. I'm really strong, and the merge is coming up. They probably think I'm a threat."

Mike smiled. "Not much. How about you?"

Kelli shrugged. "Just finished lifting weights."

"Cool," Mike said. "I lift weights, too."

Kelli looked impressed. "Really? Let me see what you got."

Mike cautiously pulled up the sleeves of his shirt and sweatshirt.

Kelli reached down and felt his arm. "Not bad." She nodded with a smile, and turned away to go to her room.

Mike stared in confusion. He was in the confessional. "What just happened?"

Mike glanced at Eric and Sarah. "Can either of you explain that?"

Sarah said, "Not really. Maybe she has a crush on you." She giggled at the thought.

Mike looked a little disturbed. "But she's so... man-ish."

Eric stared at him. "Umm... Mike?" He pointed to the hallway.

Kelli was standing there, her eyes misty. She slowly backed into her room and slammed the door shut.

"Smooth," said Eric.

Regina rushed into Kelli's room. "Kelli, it isn't true!"

Kelli looked up at her. "Yes it is, you know it is!"

Regina sat down next to her. "No, it isn't. You shouldn't beli-"

"Challenge time!" screamed Chris over the newly installed intercom.

The teams gathered in a brightly lit room, with a stage that had fourteen cases on it.

"Welcome to Terms of Agreement!" announced Chris, who was standing in a suit with a bald cap on.

Regina looked around. "This looks a lot like Deal or No De-" Chris shushed her.

"That's copyrighted! Shush!"

Regina pouted, but kept quiet.

"I'll explain how this worked." Chris motioned the fourteen models to come down to the contestants.

Ralph whistled.

One model stuck her tongue out at him. "Pervert."

"Now," Chris said, "every round, you will pick a case. Each case has an immunity card in it, except for one that carries a fail card. Whichever team picks the fail card loses!"

The teams quickly understood the rules and grouped up at the stage.

"Well," Molly began to say, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna sit out so we can vote off Holly."

Raj went to go sit down, as he was tired. He had too much chocolate the night before.

Grace agreed with Molly and sat down, too.

"Why is everyone sitting down?" Gerard asked Holly.

"Because they're losers," Holly hissed.

"You can begin!" Chris shouted. "Spiders, then Ducks, then Sharks!"

Alli picked case twelve for the Spiders. Inside was an immunity card. "Yes!" she cheered.

Holly picked case nine. Inside was another immunity card. "Great!" She smiled quickly at Gerard. She was in the confessional. "Okay, so I figured I needed somebody on my good side, and since Gerard is clueless as to why my team hates me..."

Gerard high-fived Holly. "Nice!"

Sarah picked case two for the Sharks. There was an immunity card inside. "Nice!"

Marc picked five for the Spiders, and got an immunity pass.

Cases one, three, four, six, seven, eight, ten, eleven, thirteen, and fourteen remained.

Gerard picked three and got an immunity card.

Boo slowly pointed at case eight and got an immunity pass.

Ralph pushed his team out of the way. "That's it! I choose now! I pick case thirteen!"

The model opened the case, and revealed the fail card. "Oh, I'm sorry." It was the same model that had stuck her tongue out at him. "Karma really sucks, doesn't it?" She smiled smugly.

"And the Spiders must vote someone off!" Chris announced, despite it being clear that they lost.

The Spiders all sat angrily in their chairs in the garden.

"Well," Chris said, "one of you will be going home tonight." He tossed a key to Alli, and then to Tarah. "You are safe." He tossed another to Red and Marc. "Paulo... Ralph.... one of you is going home.... That person is...

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Paulo! You're out!" He threw the last key to Ralph who caught it graciously.

"How?" Paulo cried. "But Ralph lost us the challenge!"

"And you're a hypocrite," scoffed Marc. "Mr. Nice Guy ain't so nice."

"I'm the nicest person on this team!" He stomped his foot.

"You completely ignored me at breakfast!" Alli retorted.

"It's tr-true," Tarah stuttered. "You w-were r-really r-rude."

"You guys are hopeless!" Paulo grabbed his bags and stormed to the car.

"Wow, shocking!" Chris exclaimed with glee. "So Marc got his way! Red and Ralph seem to be okay with each other, and Alli feels like a loner! How will this team work out? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Episode 9: Web Kins
Red and Ralph were sitting in the living room.

Red leaned in close to Ralph. "So, having fun?"

Ralph laughed. "Yeah, almost being screwed over because of you is real fun."

Red chuckled and grabbed for the remote. "Well, if Alli and Tarah didn't believe my lies, it wouldn't be fun for anybody."

Ralph glared at her and took the remote. "I'm choosing the channel, you've done enough."

Alli coughed from the kitchen doorway.

Red turned her head sharply in her direction. "Alli?"

Alli shot her a look and then retreated back to talk to Marc and Tarah.

Red shot up from the couch and began to run to the door. "Crap! Ralph, help me!"

"Why should I help you?" Ralph scoffed. "You tried to get me out.

Red stopped dead in her tracks. "Because," she said turning around, "if I go, you'll go next. Alli and Tarah are friends, and Marc will vote with them."

"Fine," groaned Ralph. He got up and followed her through the door.

"Alli!" Red barged through the door and ran up to her. "It wasn't what you think it was!"

Alli ignored her.

"Listen," said Ralph. "We were-" he gulped, "LARPing."

Tarah giggled, but Alli looked confused.

"What's that?"

Tarah stopped giggling and said, "It's l-live action r-role p-playing."

Ralph's face fell and he seemed to be annoyed. "Yes. It isn't funny."

Red was embarrassed as well, but was more so faking it. "So see? Do you believe me Alli?"

Alli nodded and smiled. "Yeah, I believe you."

Red smiled and left with Ralph.

Alli was in the confessional. "I do not believe her! She thinks I would fall for that routine? A day ago her and Ralph were at each other's throats! Why would they be playing together today? Nuh-uh. Not happening."

Holly and Gerard were eating in the Ducks' kitchen. Raj was in his room, and Grace and Molly were in the living room.

"So," Holly said, "what am I going to do?"

Gerard put down his spoon. "Well, you could start with telling me why they hate you. Before I left... you seemed nice? Maybe creepy."

Holly sighed. "Molly hurt me, so I decided to hurt her."

"How?"

"Well." Holly glanced to make sure the door was shut. "When we were in school, she ran for prom queen, and began to ignore me, and I just felt so alone." She had a touch of sadness in her voice.

"And? Obviously you could get over that."

"I did... but then she started dating someone, and I was even more alone. I had no friends." Holly sniffled. "So... I rigged the ballot so she wouldn't win. I figured if she lost, she would be my friend again."

"And I'm guessing it worked... But why do you still hate her?"

Holly said, "Well she became my friend again... but she said I wasn't supportive, and put the blame on me."

Gerard blinked. "But you did rig it. It was your fault."

"I know it was, but it wasn't because I didn't like her; it was because I was alone and wasn't thinking, and she just said I was the one not being a friend."

Gerard shrugged. "I guess you both did wrong, but you still shouldn't have rigged it. Maybe if you just came clean, you two could be friends again?"

Holly shook her head. "No. Just no. She would never."

But Gerard ignored her. "Molly! Come into the kitchen, now!"

Molly slowly dragged herself into the kitchen, upset that she had to be near Holly. "Yeah, Gerard?"

"Holly has something to tell you." He looked over to her. "Go on."

Holly breathed in and said, "Well, Molly. Remember when you were running for prom queen?"

Molly nodded, unsure of where this was going.

"Well... I felt alone, and ignored. I felt like I had no friends... so I rigged it so you would lose."

Molly gasped. "You what?"

Holly hung her head. "I'm not proud of it, but you were seriously hurting me. A lot."

Molly was angry, but was sad at the same time that she had let her ex-best friend down. "Well, why didn't you just tell me then?"

Holly looked back up at her. "I tried, but you were so caught up with Steve that you were always gone. I barely saw you."

Molly was unconvinced, but still felt bad. "Fine, I guess I'm sorry I treated you that way, but you were horrible while we were here!"

"I know I was," Holly said. "I'm sorry for that. Can we please just be friends again?"

Molly thought it over. "Only... if you give me the idol."

Holly shot up from her chair. "Hell no! I may want to be friends again, but I'm not throwing away my shot at winning this game!"

"Well fine!" Molly screamed. "I guess we can't be friends! You selfish cow!" Molly rushed out of the room and slammed the door.

"So..." Gerard said awkwardly. "Molly next?"

Holly gave him a death glare. "You really had to ask."

Gerard smiled innocently. He was then in the confessional. "Okay, so if I team up with Holly... I get a target on my back, but I also have the idol on my side. All me and Holly need is a third for our numbers, and we can keep the idol until the merge. I guess we have to sway Raj to our side."

However, Grace was already working on Raj. She had just went into his bedroom to talk to him. "So, Raj, how are you feeling?"

"I guess fine, thanks." He moved over on his bed so Grace could sit down. "Why are you here?"

"Listen," Grace said, "we have to get rid of Holly. She is such a negative force on this team, and we'd all be happier without her here."

Raj nodded in agreement. "But she has the idol."

Grace smirked. "That's true, but we could force her to play it. We hint that we're going to blindside her, and she plays it. But instead, we vote out Gerard."

Raj grinned when she finished the plan. "Excellent. Great idea."

Grace smiled at him, and then waved. "Well, I'm gonna go tell Molly. Bye, sweety."

As soon as Grace had left, Gerard came swooping in. "Hey, buddy."

Raj was taken aback by Gerard coming in, but stayed cool. "Oh, hi."

"Would you mind helping me and Holly in the next vote?"

Raj laughed. "Help Holly?"

"Yeah," Gerard said back. "We only need to keep her for one vote. I'll tell her to play her idol, but instead we vote out Molly."

Raj was confused. "Why Molly? She's so nice."

"For exactly that," explained Gerard. "She's so nice that people won't target her. She'll make it to the end easily!"

Raj thought it over and nodded. "You're right. So me, you, and Holly vote Molly. Holly plays the idol, thinking I'm voting her, and we vote her out next?"

Gerard nodded. "Exactly! Gerard winked at him and then left.

Raj was in the confessional. "I don't know what to do... Holly is hot and stuff, but she's mean. Molly is nice... but she could be a threat. Who do I side with?"

Sarah and Eric were sitting in the Sharks' living room.

"So, Eric, you've been without Nina a lot in these seasons... How are you guys doing?" Sarah asked him.

Eric shrugged. "We're pulling through. We don't get to see each other much, so it's tough, but we don't want to give up on each other."

Sarah smiled. "That's so romantic."

Eric smiled shyly. "I guess so. So, do you have any special someone?" He shifted in his seat.

"No, not really. I used to, but we break up between this season and the last."

"Why?" Eric asked, not realizing he was intruding.

"I'd rather not say," Sarah mumbled. "It still hurts."

Eric said, "Oh."

The two sat in silence for a little bit, but then Mike walked in.

"Oh, wow, look who it is. Mr. Makes Girls Cry!"

Mike grunted. "How was I supposed to know she had a crush on me?"

"She was feeling your muscles! Seriously!"

Mike frowned. "I just thought she was comparing strength."

"How stupid can you be?" Eric added. "I'm not really big on cues, but even I can tell that."

Mike frowned even more and said, "Well, I'll just leave then, since it seems I'm not wanted."

"It doesn't seem like you're not wanted, you really aren't wanted," Sarah called to him as he left.

Kelli walked into the room and pouted. "Oh guys, leave him alone. He d-didn't know that I l-liked him." She sniffled and wiped away tears from her misty eyes.

Sarah became upset at that, and practically screamed, "Nobody deserves what you got! He should be ashamed! I swear, if we lose, he's going home."

Kelli sniffled once more, and left without saying anything else. She then was in the confessional. "So, Mike, what's it like being the outcast? Ain't fun is it? But luckily for you, you won't be the outcast for long, since you're going home! Ha! Oh, and when you're watching this from your couch, I never liked you. I was just setting you up."

Boo and Regina sat near the pool.

"Okay, Boo, all you have to do is put your toes in for now." Regina tried pushing slowly.

Boo fought back. "I don't wanna! I don't wanna!"

Regina faced him. "You will put your toes in that water and you will like! So help me God, if you dont!"

Boo quivered under Regina's rage and cautiously put his big toe into the pool. "Hey, that's... nice."

Regina smiled. "I know, right? Now put your foot in!"

Boo shook his head nervously and stuck his foot in. "I'm kinda cold."

"That's because you need to put your head under!" Regina pushed him into the pool and smiled. "Everybody needs a little encouragement."

Boo began screaming. "Help! Help! Help! I can't swim! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"

Regina looked at him oddly. "You can stand."

Boo calmed down and put his feet to the bottom of the pool. "Oh, yeah."

"Cannonball!" Regina shouted and she jumped in, landing next to Boo and splashing him with water.

"Ahh!" he screamed, but he didn't leave the pool.

Regina began laughing.

"Why are you laughing? That was so scary!" Boo pouted.

Regina chuckled. "Lighten up." She splashed him again. "See, it's not scary!"

However, by the time the water had settled, Boo was out of the pool and was running into the house.

"Wuss," Regina muttered.

Soon, everyone was back inside and we're getting ready for the challenge.

Chris called them outside into one of his many backyards. Each team was face to face with a giant spider's web.

"What do we have to do?" asked Eric.

"I was just getting to that," Chris said angrily. "Now, if you will let me," he shot them all looks showing that they have to let him, "for today's challenge, you must climb through these webs. But after the first person goes through one of the openings, the opening closes." He motioned his hand to the camera, and one of the web's openings closed shut with a metal door. "Now, ready, set, go!"

The Spiders rushed quickly to the small web, and were trying to get people over.

The Ducks had Grace keep her hand in the web as the others climbed through.

The Sharks were using the same method as the Spiders.

In a short while, Alli was the only one over for the Spiders, so she called to them. "Guys, try and copy the Ducks!"

The Ducks already had everyone through except for Grace who was climbing through now.

"Guys, faster!" Kelli was lifting her team over, and had thus far gotten Sarah, Eric, and Regina over. "Boo, don't be afraid! Seriously!"

Boo shuddered, but let Kelli grab a hold of him. She threw him over, and Eric and Sarah caught him.

Grace was now through, and the Sharks and Spiders were battling for second place.

Red and Ralph were now through.

"G-get, through, M-marc!" Tarah exclaimed. She was holding open the door for him, and he was climbing through. Just as he was almost through, he hit Tarah's hand, and she retracted it, causing the door to slide onto Marc's leg.

"Augh!" He fell through, but his leg was bleeding, and he was curled up on the ground.

"The Spiders and the Ducks are both safe! Sharks, you'll be sending someone home!"

At the elimination ceremony, all of the Sharks were nervous. Chris was holding the tray of keys, and Mike was shivering from nervousness.

"Now," Chris began, "someone will be going home tonight." He began to toss the keys. One to Regina. One to Kelli. One to Sarah. One to Eric. The bottom two were now Mike and Boo.

"Wait," Mike exclaimed. "There's two keys left!"

Chris nodded. "Yes, there is. Because both of you are safe!"

He tossed them both their keys.

"I don't understand, though," Mike said.

"Shocking," Sarah muttered. Eric laughed along with her.

"Well," Chris said, "someone is going home, but that someone is Marc!"

Marc came limping over with his broken leg. "I'm out because I my leg got infected from the metal." He groaned.

Chris smiled at Marc's disappointment. "Yep, Marc is out, and all of you are safe!"

Marc limped over to the limo, and waved goodbye.

Chris turned his face to the camera. "Well, Marc is out! How will the Spiders get along with their team split in two? Who will Raj side with on his team? And who would have gone home tonight if Marc didn't go? Find out the answer to all of these questions but the last one on the next TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Chapter 10: Pole-ish
Alli was sitting alone in her room, thinking about the game. She then left her room to go to the confessional. "So, I'm on a team with Ralph and Red, who I cannot trust at all at this point. And Tarah... She's nice, but she doesn't talk much. She tries to avoid doing it." She sighs. "Well, I guess I'm gonna have to shake things up." She grins, and leaves the confessional.

Ralph was in the kitchen, eating eggs. Soon, Alli walked in.

"Hey, Ralph," she said as she sat down. "I noticed... Red seemed really upset at you, but then you guys were playing a game. How did you manage to get her to forgive you?"

Ralph laughed nervously. "Oh, I just kinda apologized to her. You know, really nice-like."

Alli smiled and stared at him. "Aww, that's so sweet of you! You must be a really nice guy, eh?"

"Well," Ralph blushed, "I guess so."

Alli leaned into him. "That's so cute... Especially since you're a liar." She smacked him and walked away. "Tarah, come to my room!"

Ralph sat at the table, stunned. "What just happpened?"

Alli was pacing in her room while Tarah sat on the bed. "Wh-what's wrong, A-Alli?"

Alli stopped pacing and faced her. "Well, Red is a liar. I'm guessing she was never mad at Ralph in the first place."

Tarah looked confused. "What d-do you m-mean?"

"I think," Alli sat down next to her, "Red manipulated us. I think Ralph was just trying to save himself and her, because he knew he would be going next."

"S-so, we have to g-get out R-Red?" Tarah paused. "Or R-Ralph?"

Alli smirked. "Both."

Gerard was in the living room with Grace and Molly. He turned the TV off and looked at them. "Listen, you two. I can help you guys get Holly out."

Molly rolled her eyes. "Please. You're her friend!"

Gerard laughed. "I was. Up until she told me what she did to you. I'd never be friends with someone that mean."

Molly smiled. "Oh, thanks for seeing how mean she is. So, how can you get her out?"

"Holly still thinks I'm her friend," he said. "If I tell her not to play the idol, and saying Raj is voting with us, we can get out her and the idol."

"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Molly hugged him and squeezed him tightly.

"Are you sure that will work?" Grace asked. "What if someone slips?"

"I'll just keep reassuring her," Gerard said, "that no one is voting her tonight. I'm sure she'll believe me."

Grace high-fived Gerard, and Gerard left, signaling he was going to go talk to Holly. He knocked on her door. "Can I come in? It's Gerard!"

Holly opened the door. "Sure. What do you want to talk about?"

Gerard sat down in a beanie chair and said bluntly, "Don't play your idol tonight if we lose."

"Are you kidding me? Do you want me to get out?" She screamed.

Gerard shook his head. "Of course not. I have a plan that will let you keep your idol and still get Molly out. Just get Raj in here."

Holly stormed out of her room and dragged Raj in. "Okay, now talk."

"Raj, you're voting Molly tomorrow right?"

Raj nodded his head. "Yeah, I guess. In the merge I could be a target if I side with her."

"See, Holly. Now, us three will vote Molly and you can keep your idol!"

Holly glomped Gerard. "Thank you so much!"

Gerard was in the confessional. "So who should I side with? Decisions, decisions..." He grinned sinisterly. {C}Mike was being outcasted at the Sharks' living quarters. Nobody would talk to him except for Regina, who felt that everybody deserves a chance until they do something to her. Then, of course, she'd ignore them.

"How could you not know she liked you, though?" Regina muttered.

Mike frowned. "I don't know! And I've tried apologizing! But she just doesn't wanna forgive me! And Sarah is just being mean, too!"

Regina grasped his shoulder and looked at him.

Mike looked up at her, frowning. "Why does everyone hate me?"

"Because," Regina began, "you are a jerk."

Mike whimpered.

"But," she said, "you aren't a total jerk. Just a partial one. And not all partial jerks are jerks."

Mike was extremely confused at this, but didn't voice it, as he didn't want to lose any more friends.

Eric was having a conversation with Sarah in his room.

Sarah yawned. "I got like no sleep last night. How about you?"

Eric shrugged. "I was fine, I guess. Why didn't you get to sleep?"

"Listening to music... Dancing... Just stuff." Sarah began to think of what she did before she crashed on her bed.

"Well, that's descriptive," said Eric.

Sarah laughed. "It sure is." She stared at him, and he began to feel uncomfortable.

"I... gotta go. Bye." He rushed out of them room.

Sarah sighed. "Of course."

Chris called all three teams to his enormous gym. "Welcome, house guests! For today's challenge all you have to do is keep your feet on a pole." He smirked. "A pole that's thirty feet in the air."

Boo gasped and then fell to the ground unconcious. After he had gotten back up, every contestant got up on the pole and stood there.

"Anyone wanna get down?" Chris yelled up to them. Grace and Molly dropped.

"Tired?" Chris asked them.

"Yeah," Molly said. She then turned and giggled with Grace.

"Boo, it's okay if you wanna drop," Regina said. "Everybody's fine with it."

Boo shook his head nervously. "No, never. I'm too afraid!"

"You're afraid of heights?" she replied.

Boo nodded his head and bent down to clutch the pole with his hands.

Soon, Gerard, Raj, Regina, Mike, Sarah, Eric Tarah, Red, and Ralph all fell.

"Damnit," Mike mumbled. He was then in the confessional. "If my team loses, I'm going home for sure! I don't know what I'm gonna do... I just don't know..."

Kelli then dropped down. "My legs... hurt so much." She crunched down into a ball to massage her calves and feet.

"So now," Chris began, "only Boo, Alli, and Holly are left on their teams!"

"You're screwed," Eric whispered to Mike.

Boo slipped.

"No!" Mike shouted.

Boo fell downn about half of the pole, but then gripped his fingernails into the wood. Just as he was about to lose his grip, Holly fell down.

"Crap!" she exclaimed.

"And the Ducks are going to the elimination ceremony!"

Outside in the garden, Holly, Grace, Molly, Gerard, and Raj were sitting in lawn chairs.

"I have four keys," Chris stated. "One of you will not be receiving one. Now, if anyone has an immunity idol, now would be the time to play it."

Holly didn't do anything, but looked around nervously.

"Okay then, I'll give out the keys... Raj! Grace!"

Molly and Grace high-fived.

"Holly is finally out!" Molly cheered.

"Next key goes to Gerard." Chris tossed him his key.

"Now, Molly... Holly... the Katie and Sadie of this season... You will be seperated tonight. This final key goes to...

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Molly smirked.

"Holly."

Molly put her hand up for the key, but then fell out of chair. "Um, what? But there were three votes for Holly! Me, Grace, and Gerard!"

Gerard coughed.

"You lied to me!" She screeched. "Why the hell would you keep that bitch in the game over me?!"

Gerard smiled. "Well, frankly, I felt like it."

Molly slapped him across the face and ran to the limo, crying.

"Well, well, well," Chris said. "What a shocking elimination! Molly is gone, and now Holly is in control! Who'll go home next? Will Mike be forgiven? Will Alli manage to get Ralph or Red out? Find out on the next Total! Drama! Fortune!"

Episode 11: The Water Key
Everyone on the Spiders was sitting in the kitchen, trying to enjoy breakfast. They were all eating scrambled eggs and orange juice.

“So,” Alli began, “what’s it like being complete liars?” She turned her face to Red and Ralph. She basically tried to force her anger into them with her eyes.

Red coughed casually. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Ralph told me about you two yesterday,” she replied. She didn’t like being played for an idiot.

Red spit out her milk. “You what?” She looked at Ralph. “Why?”

“So now, you two have to turn on each other. Tarah and I have two votes. That’s half of the votes for our team.” She smirked, and stood up from the table.

“Well, Miss Princess,” said Ralph, “what if me and Red team up?”

Alli blanked. She wasn’t expecting for them to team up at all. “Well, um… I don’t really know.”

Red smiled at Ralph. “Into an alliance?”

“I certainly am, Miss Red.” He grinned back at her. He shot a quick, sinister glance at Alli.

“Fine then,” Alli said. “Tarah, come with me, now!”

Alli walked up to the kitchen door, but then noticed Tarah wasn’t going with her.

“I d-don’t want to g-get out, A-Alli…” She frowned. “Sorry.”

Alli grunted and then left the room. She began to walk down the halls of the house and walked into a wine cellar, and began to cry. “I’m out, once again. Bye these newbies. I’m a returnee from the last season, and I’m out before the merge! I guess I see how Caleb, Marc, and Paulo feel now…” She grabbed a bottle of wine and tossed it at another bottle, leaving them both cracked.

She walked over to the wreckage, thinking she saw something in the mess. “No… It can’t be.”

She cleaned away the glass shards and looked down. “Holy crap! Yes!”

Holly was sitting smugly in the living room, watching reruns of the show, “Friends.”

Gerard came in and sat down next to her. “So, how great am I?”

Holly smirked. “Amazing! I can’t believe Molly is finally out!”

“Finally!” exclaimed Gerard.

Grace was in her room, talking to Raj. “Listen, Raj, I know that we were against each other last round, but I really need your help. I’ve been so nice, and Holly just puts people down. Why do you want her to stay?”

Raj shrugged. “In the merge, people would target her before me. I’d stay in a little bit longer.”

Grace frowned. “I know that, Raj, but there’s so much more deserving people! Molly really deserved to survive last round, but she went home. Do you want me gone now, too?”

Raj shook his head. “No, Grace… I just want to make it far as I can. You know that, right? I’m not playing for anyone but myself… Sorry.”

Grace sighed. “I get it. Just please, think about it.”

Raj nodded and left her room quietly.

The Sharks were all playing Truth or Dare in their living room.

“So, Mike, truth or dare?” Regina asked him.

“Dare,” he said.

Regina giggled. “I dare you to kiss Eric!”

Mike’s eyes widened. “Umm, I don’t know about that.”

“Well, you could always flash us if you really want to.” She smirked.

If somebody didn’t perform a dare or answer a question, they decided the punishment would be to flash everyone who was comfortable with it.

Mike gulped, but then said, “Fine.” He leaned in to Eric and quickly kissed him on the cheek.

“On the lips!” Regina exclaimed while cackling.

“You didn’t say that!” Mike shot at her.

Regina stopped laughing and glared at him. “Do it!”

Mike frowned, and then kissed Eric on the lips. He immediately rushed over to the sink and began to clean his mouth with soap.

“Wow, thanks,” Eric mumbled.

“Aren’t you going to wash your mouth?” Sarah asked.

“Eh,” replied Eric. “I don’t really mind. It’s just Truth or Dare.”

Mike walked back and sat down. “Okay, Eric, truth or dare?”

After thinking it over for a minute, he said, “Dare.”

“I dare you to…” Mike looked around the room. “Kiss Sarah.”

Eric shook his head. “No. No. No. I have a girlfriend.”

“Well then, drop your pants.” Mike could barely hold his laughs in.

Eric, not wanting to betray his girlfriend’s trust, stood up, and pulled his pants and boxers down. “Happy?”

Boo screamed and hid his face.

“Oh, now you’ve gone and scared him!” Kelli shouted. “You should have kept your junk locked up!”

Eric blushed and sat down.

Sarah looked at him. “I thought that was brave.” She was in the confessional. “Okay, so I know Eric has a girlfriend, but he’s so cute! I mean… I feel so bad.” She threw her face into her hands. “I’m such a bad person.”

Eric shook his head in disappointment and walked to his room.

“Since Eric is gone, could I take over?” asked Regina.

Everyone nodded, except for Boo, who was shuddering in disgust.

Regina looked at Kelli. “Truth or dare?”

Kelli crossed her arms, acting tough. “Dare.”

“Well then. I dare you to forgive Mike.”

“Nuh-uh! No way!” shouted Kelli.

Regina smiled. “Then entertain us, Kelli.”

Kelli groaned, and faced Mike. “I forgive you for calling me… what did you call me again?”

“I don’t know!” Mike exclaimed.

“Why are you still mad if you forgot why you were mad?” Sarah asked. She was starting to get suspicious of Kelli, as was Regina.

“Well, I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back!” She rushed off to the bathroom, trying to avoid them. She ran into the confessional. “They’re on to me! I really have to fix things fast, but how?” She sat in the confessional. “Is it even safe to go out?”

Chris then called the three teams for their final challenge before the merge. They arrived in his pool area to discover he had transformed it into a small beach. There was white sand surrounding the pool, with pink and yellow shells scattered around on the ground.

“Welcome, house guests! For today’s challenge you will be diving into the pool to retrieve a key at the bottom of the pool! When you get back up, you will unlock a bag of puzzle pieces, and then solve the puzzle at your respective puzzle stations! There are three bags, but everyone will be competing on each team! Everyone ready?”

Everyone nodded.

“Go!” Chris screamed.

Kelli, Mike, Eric, and Holly had jumped into the pool before everyone else. Kelli was already at the bottom, and was untying a blue key.

She arrived at the top of the water and was soon followed by Eric. The two rushed to their team’s bags, and unlocked the bags from cages. They let the bags drop and jumped back into the pool.

Holly soon came up from the water and ran to her bags. She unlocked one of them and ran back to the pool.

Mike came up from the pool and freed his team’s last bag.

“The Sharks can begin on their puzzle!” announced Chris.

Mike and Boo, being the only two above water, began assembling the puzzle.

Alli shot up from the water, and climbed up the ladder. She ran over to her bags and unlocked on of them from its cage. She dashed back to the water and dived in.

Gerard soon came up with Grace, and the two unlocked the Ducks’ two bags, allowing them to start on the puzzle.

Ralph rushed up from the water and got his team another bag. By now, the Sharks were almost done with the puzzle, but it was still anybody’s game.

Alli brought up the final key and unlocked the final bag. Ralph and her began to work on the puzzle.

“Hurry, Ralph!” she shouted. She was quickly trying to assemble to puzzle. She felt she was in the most danger on her team, and didn’t want to be put into that situation.

“We’re almost done!” shouted Kelli. She fit the last puzzle piece in, showing the completed puzzle to be a picture of Chris smiling.

“Are you kidding me, McLean?” Kelli asked.

Chris chuckled and announced that only one more time would be safe.

Alli and Ralph struggled to complete the puzzle, but before they finished, Holly had stuck the last piece in for the Ducks.

“And the Spiders are going to elimination!” Chris shouted through a megaphone so that the whole house could hear it.

“Crap!” Alli exclaimed. After fighting so hard to stay in, she felt as if she was out. Or, at least, she wanted it to seem that way.

Red frowned at her. “Oh, what’s wrong? Sad that your bad attitude is getting you out?”

Alli ignored her and stormed away to her bedroom to pack her things.

“Bye, loser!” Red shouted from behind her.

“Now, I want everyone at the elimination ceremony tonight. Even the Ducks and the Sharks! Now move along!”

After ten minutes had gone by, everyone was gathered around Chris in the garden who was holding three keys. “Now that everyone has voted, if you have an immunity idol, you can play it now.”

Alli glanced up at Chris. “Is this an idol?”

Red gasped. “No! You didn’t!”

“But she did,” Chris said after examining the idol. “I’ll give out the keys now. Obviously, Alli gets a key.” He tossed her a key and she smirked at both Red and Ralph.

“Now, Ralph is safe.” He tossed him a key. “Surprisingly, there was a tie. One vote for Tarah and one vote for Red.”

Alli turned swiftly at Tarah. “You voted for Red?”

Tarah nodded, but then stopped to stare at her. “You voted for me?”

“Well…” Alli looked away sheepishly. “I felt betrayed by you, so I targeted you. But I think we have a revote, right?”

Chris shook his head. “Oh, no, we have something even more fun!” Chris snapped his fingers and two pedestals rose up from the ground. He motioned for Tarah and Red to go behind one.

“For this challenge, I will ask five questions! Best three out of five wins the tiebreaker and gets to stay in the game! Any questions?”

Both girls shook their head, although Tarah seemed a lot more nervous about doing so.

“First question. Who placed fifth in Total Drama Island?”

Red buzzed in. “LeShawna!”

A red light went off and shocked Red. “What the hell was that?”

“Oh.” Chris laughed. “If you get a question wrong you get shocked. Your answer, Tarah?”

“Mr. C-coconut?” she asked with complete uncertainty. A green light went off for Tarah.

“The score is now one to zero!” Chris said. “Next question. Who is Courtney’s only friend during her time on the show?”

Red buzzed in first once again. “Bridgette!” Red’s light turned green, showing that she had gotten it right. She silently cheered for herself in her head.

“Third question!” exclaimed Chris. “What food did Izzy use to get Owen to win Total Drama Island in the finale?”

Tarah buzzed in. “Br-brownies!” She was sure that this was right, and smiled slightly as Chris confirmed her thoughts.

“Tarah is winning two to one! Fourth question, now… How did Owen get out for the second time in Total Drama Action?”

Red buzzed in and screamed, “He was fired!”

“Correct!” Chris exclaimed. “The score is now two to two, with Tarah in the lead! Fifth question! What did Sierra name her baby condor in Total Drama World Tour?”

“C-cody Junior?” Tarah squeaked. However, Chris didn’t say yes or no.

After about thirty seconds, Red realized why and hit the buzzer. “Cody Junior!”

The green light flashed. “And Red wins the tiebreaker! I’m sorry Tarah, well not really, but you’re out.”

Tarah pouted. “Th-that s-sucks!”

“Yeah, it does. But too bad.” Chris waved his hand behind him and two security guards came forward to escort Tarah to the taxi.

“W-well, b-bye g-guys. It’s b-been f-fun.” She calmly walked to the taxi and got in, waving from the backseat.

“Hey, Chris, why are we here?” Eric asked.

Chris beamed at all of the contestants. “Well, today, you will be one team! You’ll all live together starting tomorrow, and I’ll give you tonight to pack every thing up. Any questions?”

Mike raised his hand, but Chris ignored him.

“Great!” Chris said, still ignoring Mike, who was no mumbling something to Regina. “Now that the teams have merged, who will go home next? Will someone rise to the occasion and gain power? Will new relationships be formed? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!” He paused. “And one more thing. Rachel and Keith are back!”

“What?” shouted the Sharks and Holly.

Chris laughed evilly, and the screen faded to black.

Episode 12: Super Splash Brothers
All of the fifteen contestants were walking back on the same road to their respective rooms. Right when they were about halfway along the dirt road, four large silver walls rose from the ground, trapping them all inside.

“What the hell is this, Chris?” shouted Alli.

Chris walked up to the wall, and took out his megaphone to make his voice louder. “Well, this is a challenge! The first two people to get out both with a reward!”

“And how do you expect us to get out?” asked Eric snidely.

Just as Eric said this, Holly was making Raj lift her out of the wall. She stepped one of her feet on Raj’s head.

“Crap!” He felt backwards and crashed onto Sarah, trapping everything but her head underneath him.

Before she could fall, Holly had gripped the top of the wall, and then pulled herself over. “Suck it!” she screamed at them. She hopped over and dropped down on her feet. She rushed over to Chris, who handed her an egg.

“That’s it?” Holly complained. “An egg?”

Chris nodded and said, “You’ll thank me later.” He winked at her and then turned his attention back to the wall.

Boo and Regina, feeling that they didn’t need to win the reward challenge, lifted Mike over the wall, allowing him to come in second. “Woohoo!” he exclaimed. He dropped down, and Chris handed him his egg.

As soon as Mike was handed the eggs, the metal walls sunk back into the ground as if they were never there in the first place.

“So, can we go back to our rooms?” inquired Ralph.

Chris shook his head. “Nope, we’re going back to the elimination ceremony!”

Grace gasped. “Why?”

“You’ll see.” Chris smiled, showing all of his sparkling, white teeth, and then led the contestants back to where they had just left. Everyone took a seat, and Chris told Holly and Mike to stand up.

“Now, smash your eggs open.”

Holly threw the egg at the ground, and Mike squashed it in his hands. A note was revealed to be in the eggs, and both read through their slips of paper.

“We’re team captains?” Mike asked.

“Obviously,” shot Holly. “So, who picks first?”

“Since you got out of the trap first, you pick first Holly. We’re doing a schoolyard pick, so good luck.”

Holly looked at Raj. “Get here, you big lug.”

Raj smiled and ran towards Holly, embracing her in a hug.

Holly mimed puking, but then grinned. “Okay, that’s enough Raj.

“I pick,” Mike gazed over his first team, “Regina.” He was then in the confessional. “Regina’s really been the only one nice to me, so I wanna have her with me at all times from now on.”

Regina walked over to Mike and high-fived him before standing to his right.

“I’m gonna have to pick Red. She seems normal.”

Red smirked and strode over to Holly’s side.

“Boo, get over here!” exclaimed Mike.

Boo timidly approached Mike, smiled at him for a second, and then stuck close to Regina.

Mike frowned at Boo’s fear of him, but decided that Boo was just that way, and that he shouldn’t take it personal.

“I choose Gerard,” Holly said coolly.

Gerard walked over to Holly, grinned, and then stepped off to the side. “Great choice,” he whispered to her and she laughed.

Raj glanced over at Gerard and Holly and turned back towards the other contestants with what looked like a sour face.

“I pick…” Mike frowned at the rest of the choices. Almost everyone hated him for what he did to Kelli, so he wasn’t too happy about his choices. “Rachel.” He sighed.

Rachel leapt over to him and gave him a huge hug. “Don’t worry, Mike. I don’t hate you!”

Mike gave her a small grin, and then glanced back at the other contestants, who seemed to be upset about how little Rachel cared.

Holly immediately pointed towards Alli who walked slowly over to Holly’s team. Alli was then in the confessional. “Well, early on in the game, Holly seemed nice, but annoying with Molly. Lately, it seemed like her team hated her, so maybe she’s actually a bitch.”

“I’m gonna have to pick Ralph,” Mike announced. He was then in the confessional. “Well, Ralph seems to be pretty cool, so why not?”

Holly grinned sinisterly and then said, “Keith.”

Keith gulped and walked over to her. “Why did you pick me? I hate you!”

“Free vote,” Holly sneered.

Keith frowned, but then looked angry. “Well then!” He tried to storm off, but Chris ordered the guards to drag him back to the mat, where they held him down.

Rachel whispered into Mike’s ear before he made his next decision.

“Are you sure?” muttered Mike back to her.

Rachel nodded eagerly.

“I choose her.” Mike pointed at Kelli.

“What? Me?” Kelli was blatantly shocked that Mike would choose her. She thought that maybe he wanted her to forgive him fully, but she didn’t really care about that.

“Now,” Chris began, “since Eric is the only guy left, he goes to Mike’s team automatically!” He turned to Holly. “Holly. You must choose between Grace and Sarah. Who do you want to be the last person on your team?”

“Grace, ever since Molly got out, I have been waiting for you to get out so I could savor every moment of it. I’ve hated you since day two, especially your little miss perfect attitude. So now, I bid you,” her lip curled, “adieu.”

Grace glared at Holly, and proceeded to reply. “You have been such a bitch ever since you and Molly stopped being friends. I hope that you get out soon, and that everyone sees how much of a horrible person you are!” She flipped her off as she stepped silently into the taxi. “Bye Keith! Good luck with that witch!”

Everyone gaped as Holly stood there, completely stunned.

Chris was extremely happy about what just happened. He was beaming with joy as he dismissed everyone back to their rooms where they all went to sleep immediately.

The next day, they were all awakened by a loud alarm on the clocks in their rooms.

“What the hell?” Holly rubbed her head as she walked out of her room in her pajamas.

Chris was speaking over the loudspeaker. “I want everyone at the pool in exactly twenty minutes! And bring your bathing suits!”

After fifteen minutes, everyone was on his or her way to the pool.

“I’m so glad Sarah isn’t on our team!” Eric exclaimed. Mike was walking beside him.

“Why?” Mike asked. “I thought you guys were friends!”

Eric chuckled. “We were. Until she started hinting that she had a crush on me. God, it was so awkward.”

“Well, I guess it’s good she’s gone now. Anyone else you like?” Mike winked and nudged Eric’s side.

Eric blinked. “Umm, well I’m dating Nina. You remember her, right?”

Mike gasped. “Oh yeah! I remember her! And didn’t she get fourth in the first season, too?”

Eric looked puzzled.

“It’s airing right now. The final three episode is tomorrow.”

“Oh, well yeah.” Eric said. “But she quit to save me. I felt so bad… Caleb screwed with all three of us.”

Mike nodded. “I feel bad for you, dude. But I guess it’s okay since you could win this season!”

Eric frowned. “But Nina can’t.”

Mike remained silent, and just chose not to respond. He was then in the confessional. “Only Eric could make things like that weird. I tried to be positive, but it’s just so hard sometimes when I’m around him. But he’s still a nice guy, so don’t get me wrong.”

Rachel bounded towards Mike. “Hey, Mikey! What’s up? I noticed you and Eric were talking about Nina, and she is so nice! Her and I got along really well and I wish you had met her! You probably would have liked her. Then again, you may have not. Or maybe you wouldn’t have liked her. I guess it doesn’t matter because you won’t see her until you get out. That is, if you get out. By the way, what would you do with the money if you won? I know I would probably use the money to fund my own talk show so I could interview all of my favorite actors, authors, and musicians. That would be really cool! Maybe you could be a co-host with me! I would ask one of my other friends, but I don’t really have many friends.” She glowered as she said this. “Not many people like me because they say I’m a ‘stalker’ or that I talk too much. But I don’t really think that? What do you think, Mikey?”

She turned to face him, but he was gone.

“Oh okay, you probably went to the bathroom or something. Maybe you went to use the confessional, too. Maybe I should use that soon. I have a lot to talk about ever since I’ve been gone. I could talk about Nina’s descriptions of her and Eric’s dates; Keith’s complaints about his old team; my mother finding a guy on eHarmony. Well, that didn’t turn out that well I guess. He turned out to be some guy living in his mother’s basement, who was so addicted to World of Warcraft he tried to force my mom into joining, and even got a little violent, but the cops caught him after he tried to get away, so I’m sure that he’s in jail now or something. They said he was carrying a bucket of fried chicken with him, which makes no sense. If I were trying to escape something I’d carry a gun to protect myself, not food. Maybe I could talk about Kelli not actually liking Mike, and that she was just using her team. Oh I don’t know! There are so many things to talk about!”

Kelli stopped walking, wide-eyed. She appeared in the confessional. “Crap! That girl is going tell everyone what I did! But luckily,” she smirks, “nobody will stop to listen to her.”

Rachel was in the confessional. “Okay so I totally knew that Kelli was behind me. I just wanted to scare her. Do you think I managed to scare her? I know that she doesn’t get scared very easily which is why I’m so skeptical. I was also skeptical about one of my mom’s boyfriends, who turned out to be an ex-clown who was in a lot of debt, but that’s for a different confessional. For now, I must focus on… Who was I talking about to begin with? Oh well, I guess it doesn’t matter.”

All of the contestants were standing at the foot of Chris’s pool, which now held a giant wooden platform.

“For today’s reward challenge,” said Chris emphasizing on the reward, “everyone will be on the dock, and the last member standing wins for their team. Now, what the win will be revealed after the challenge is finished. Before you get ready,” he tossed an egg to Holly and an egg to Mike, and they both crushed the eggs.

“Screaming Dogs.” The contents egg showed a picture of a female dog barking. Holly glared at Chris, and said sarcastically, “Nice one, McLean.”

Mike looked at his picture, which was a mouse. “Killer Mice. Whatever.”

Chris assembled the teams and told them to line up on the platform. Once everyone had settled onto the platform, Chris blew a whistle and everyone got started.

Raj charged at the opposite side, knocking off Regina and Rachel, along with himself.

“Go Raj!” Holly cheered excitedly. Keith and Gerard gave her puzzling looks. “Oh,” she said. “I mean, whatever.” She glanced off to the side to avoid Gerard’s side-looks, and failed to notice Kelli, who pushed her over the edge.

“See you later, scumbag.” Kelli dusted her hands off, but was sent flying off the platform as Boo was running away from Gerard. Boo then tripped, and fell of the platform right after Kelli.

With Kelli and Boo off the platform, only Mike, Eric, and Ralph were left for the Mice. Alli, Gerard, Keith, Red, and Sarah were left for the Dogs.

Ralph rushed up to Red and threw her off the side. She tried to grab onto him to pull him over with her, but he slipped his arms away before she could get a good grip on him.

“Hell yeah!” exclaimed Ralph. He began to dance a little in celebration.

Alli tiptoed behind him and pushed him off. “Who’s laughing now?”

Keith lunged at Mike, trying to force him off, but Mike was much stronger than him. Mike picked him up by his bathing suit and simply dropped him off the side. Keith landed in the water with a huge splash.

Gerard saw his chance so he ran straight towards Mike. However, Mike turned around just in time to see Gerard and react, so he held out his arm, grabbing onto Gerard’s swim shirt. As Gerard knocked him over, he was pulled down as well.

Alli beckoned for Eric to come for her. “Bring it, Eric.”

Eric put his hands up. “I don’t really like fighting. Sorry.” He walked to the edge and did a cannonball into the water.

Alli blinked. “Okay. That’s good. So, Sarah.” She smirked. “Ready?”

“Ready,” Sarah replied. The two charged at each other, both trying to bring the other to the ground. Sarah quickly overpowered Alli and began to drag her to the edge. Alli’s back was to the ground, and Sarah was on top of her, pushing her to the edge. Right before she was pushed off, Alli saw her chance. She used her feet to kick Sarah in the stomach, and then flipped her off of her body and into the water.

“Yes!” Alli exclaimed as she got back up.

“Alli wins reward!” announced Chris. Alli immediately jumped in and swam back to him, eagerly awaiting her prize.

“Alli, you have been given a very special reward. You have the power to send one person from each person into the Shed!”

Alli looked confused. “What do you mean?”

“From now on, we will have a reward challenge and an immunity challenge! The winner of the reward challenge can choose two people to live in the Shed where they can only eat Chef’s oatmeal, sleep on cots, and share a bathroom. No beds, TV, couches, or tables.”

Alli gasped. “That’s so cruel!”

“And you have to choose who to send,” Chris said slyly. “So, who do you choose?”

Alli was in the confessional. “Well, on my team, Holly seems like an obvious choice, but it seems like she has the power. I don’t really wanna upset her, so maybe I should try and work with her. I don’t know… For the other team, I should send…” She smiled. “I should send the player who would react the most to this.”

Chris was tapping his feet as Alli arrived back from the confessional. “Well? Who do you choose?”

Alli cleared her throat. “I choose to send Kelli and Keith!”

Kelli pulled up her shirtsleeve. “You are going to pay!” She marched towards her, fuming.

Alli stood up to her, face to face. “Pay? I’d like to see you try! I’m not afraid of you, and I never will be!” Alli noticed she had put her index finger to Kelli’s face, and instantly recoiled it.

Kelli snickered. “I thought so.” She walked off to the Shed angrily, but knowing that she had won that battle.

“Well, I guess its fine that you sent me, Alli,” Keith said. “You had to choose someone. I just don’t get why it wasn’t Holly.” He walked off slowly, pausing to wave to specifically Mike, and then left.

Mike gawked at Keith. “Does that kid even know my name?”

Rachel was about to begin talking, but Eric hushed her. “Not now, Rachel.”

She frowned, but stayed silent.

“And there you have it!” exclaimed Chris. “Grace is gone! Kelli and Keith are in the Shed, and Rachel and Keith are already making impacts on the competition! Who will get out next time? Who will win? Find out on the next, Total! Drama! Fortune!”

Episode 13: Heard it Through the Grape Vines
Red was sitting in the living room with Raj. She was sitting particularly close to him, just enough so that they were touching, but not feel uncomfortable. She smiled up at Raj. “So, Raj, what’s up?”

Raj was looking at the TV, seemingly ignoring Red. However, he said to her, “Not much. What about you?”

“Well,” she moved a little closer to him, which he didn’t seem to notice. “I’m just feeling lonely on this team. Holly and I don’t see eye to eye. Alli doesn’t like me, and I don’t really know Sarah that well.”

Raj glanced down at her. “Well, that sucks.” He frowned. “I’ll be your friend if you want.”

She snuggled up to him. “Thanks, Raj. It means a lot.” She pushed a little more into him and lied down.

Raj didn’t want to be rude, since he thought she had no friends, so he let her.

Holly walked into the room and gasped. Raj didn’t notice her, so she walked quietly up to him. Then she screamed at him. “What the hell do you think you’re doing, Raj? I thought you liked me!”

Raj cringed. “I do, but Red said she was feeling lonely, and that she had no friends, so I didn’t want to be rude!” Red had gotten up from lying down.

“That’s complete b-s!” Holly screeched. “I tried to talk to her earlier and she snubbed me off!”

Red scoffed. “Please. I did no such thing. In fact, I tried to talk to you! You just called me some choice words!”

“That is so not true!” Holly turned towards Raj. “You believe me, right?”

Raj didn’t answer. In fact, he looked away awkwardly.

Holly glared at him. “Well, I see how things are. Goodbye, Raj.” She turned around and stormed out of the room

“Well now I feel bad,” Raj sighed, “maybe I should go apologize.”

Red grabbed his arm, stopping home. “Oh come on Raj, it’s not like she was ever really nice to you.” She paused. “Well, she wasn’t nice to you up until around two days ago. Why are you so quick to forgive someone like that?”

“I guess you’re right,” Raj replied. He took one more glance at the hallway, but then sunk back into the couch and started watching the TV again.

Holly went to go look for Gerard, who was playing cards with Sarah and Alli.

“Gerard, we have to get out Raj next.” She sat down next to him.

“Why?” asked Gerard, not taking his eyes off of his hand.

“He chose Red over me.”

Alli chuckled, but stopped when Holly shot daggers at her.

“I’ll help if you want,” offered Sarah. “Red doesn’t seem very nice if she stole Raj.” She stared at Holly for a bit, but then shook her head furiously. “But then again, neither are you. But… I’ll help you over Red.”

Sarah was in the confessional. “Wow, I really hope I wasn’t too obvious there.” She blushed. “I hope no one noticed.”

“Will you help me?” Holly said to Alli.

Alli smiled, and was then in the confessional. “Finally! Finally!” She was then out of the confessional, facing Holly. “I’m not going to help you. In fact, I’m going to help get you out.”

Holly gave her a dirty look, and then left to go hide in her room. She was in the confessional. “I’ve never been screwed this bad… I can take not being liked, but I’m being screwed over when someone else is doing horrible things. I just can’t stand for that.” She smirked and pulled the idol-necklace from her shirt. “And neither can this little guy.”

Everyone on the Killer Mice was gathered in the kitchen, and Rachel was standing on the table. She was fixing her hair until Ralph said, “Can you get this over with, you ginger?”

Rachel bent down and smacked him. “Now I can. I’ve gathered you all here to tell you something very important!”

“Well, thank God,” Ralph sneered. “I thought it was going to be stupid. Oh wait… It is.”

“She hasn’t even said anything yet, dude,” hissed Eric.

“And why is that such a bad thing?” Ralph jeered with a smile. “She talks so much, sometimes I hear a ringing in my ears.”

Rachel frowned, but went on with her news. “Kelli is a liar! She never had a crush on Mike!”

Everyone gasped, except Ralph, who looked confused.

Regina tried filling him in. “A few days ago, Mike called Kelli a he-she or something, and-“

“Alright man!” Ralph cheered, reaching out his hand for a high-five.

“If you don’t want to know, I won’t tell you,” Regina explained.

Ralph rolled his eyes. “Go on, Blondie.”

Regina ignored his mocking and said, “Well, as I said, he called her a he-she, and she began to cry. Basically, she had crush on Mike, and then tried to get him out.”

“Ah!” Rachel exclaimed. “But she didn’t have a crush on Mike! She pretended to!”

“How do you know?” Mike questioned eagerly, trying to be cleared of what he did.

“I’ve been out. I get to watch everything that’s going on in this house!”

“Or maybe she just stalked us all,” Eric whispered to Boo, who screamed after hearing this.

“I don’t wanna be stalked!” He wailed as he ran out of the room, trying to get away from Rachel.

Rachel blinked. “What was that about?”

Eric shrugged. “No idea.”

“So, is everyone in on getting Kelli out next?” Rachel began hopping up and down, excitedly, and the table began to shake.

“I’m fine with it,” Eric said, grasping the table to stop it before Rachel could break it.

“Eh,” Ralph said. “I don’t care about what Kelli did. Doesn’t affect me no matter what.”

Mike glared at him. “You’re the only non-Shark. You should be happy we’re saving you for this elimination.”

Ralph realized Mike was right, and grinned sheepishly. “I guess you’re right. Shocking, actually.”

Mike smiled, thinking it was a compliment, and then exclaimed, “Hey!”

Ralph sniggered, and then left the room to watch TV. Eric followed him.

“I’m gonna go calm down Boo,” Regina said. “I’m really starting to get annoyed with this kid.”

She walked to his room and knocked on the door.

“Who is it?” he uttered from the other side of the door.

“Regina,” she responded. He opened the door and let her in. She sat down on his bed, and motioned for him to do the same.

“What is it?” he asked.

Regina sighed. “Boo, you really have to work on dealing with your problems. I know that you’re afraid of a lot of things, but it’s way too blown out of proportion. And why are you afraid of so many things anyway?”

For once, Boo didn’t look scared. Instead, he seemed a little saddened by the question. “Do you really wanna know?”

Regina nodded.

“Well, when I was seven my mom left me in a BuyRight…”

“That’s it? Really?” Regina wasa little annoyed. “That’s why you’re so afraid of everything?”

Boo shook his head. “No. You see, when I was all alone, a man tried to kidnap me.”

Regina gasped. “Did anyone stop him?”

Boo shook his head once again. “No, he managed to get me out of the store. But when he was driving away with me, I tried stopping him, and he crashed into a tree.”

“Did you get hurt?” Regina felt bad now, as she could see why he could be afraid of some things now.

“No… I didn’t. But the man… Died. He died. Because of me.”

Regina’s eyes were getting misty. “It wasn’t your fault! You were just trying to get free!”

“That’s what the police told me,” he said. “But I still feel bad. And I don’t want to hurt anyone, and I can’t trust anyone either. I don’t like being out in the public because I feel like I’ll be kidnapped wherever I am, so everything sets me off.”

Regina leaned in and hugged Boo. “Everything’s gonna be fine, though, because nobody here wants to hurt you.”

Boo smiled at her. “I know, but it’s just hard to actually face it.”

“I know, but I’ll help you.”

“Thanks,” Boo said. “It means a lot.”

In the Shed, Kelli had pushed the two beds together, forcing Keith on the floor.

“Could I please have my bed back, Kelli?” He begged from her.

“Haha, no.” She laid down and spread out, trying to show Keith she needed more room than him.

“Wow, you’re worse than Holly. She at least gave me a bed.” He shot her a look, and then went back to carving words into the floor.

“What did you just call me?” She sat up, holding up a fist.

Keith didn’t figure out that the held up fist meant she was going to punch him. He didn’t even have any idea she was threatening him. “I said you were worse than Holly! Which you are!”

Kelli shot up from the beds and stomped dauntingly towards Keith. “You’re gonna pay for that, you little rat!”

Keith, finally realizing that Kelli was going to hurt him, blocked his face with his arms. However, Kelli chose a different target. Keith fell over, clutching his groin in pain. “Suck an egg, Kelli.”

“Grow some,” Kelli said, trying to taunt Keith, but he stayed on the ground.

The door opened after Kelli’s insult, and Chef walked into the Shed. “I’m here to tell you that you guys won’t be competing in the immunity challenge, blah, blah, blah.” He looked down at Keith.

“What happened to the shrimp?”

Kelli shrugged. “Playing with himself and he got hurt.”

Chef’s face showed his discomfort, and he backed slowly out of the room. However, he stopped before he closed the door, and tossed Keith and Kelli eggs.

“Were you reading my mind, Chef?” Keith said, laughing a bit.

Kelli threw a rock at him, which he barely dodged.

Chef rolled his eyes, and slammed the door shut. “Stupid kids,” he grumbled while walking away.

Kelli smashed the egg and read the note. “Hell yeah!” She exclaimed. She got up from the bed, and began to search through the Shed.

Back in the house, Chris had called everyone to one of his gardens for the challenge. In front of the contestants was a forest with vines hanging from the branches.

Chris began to tell everyone about the challenge. “For today’s challenge, you must enter the jungle and find vines with grapes on it! Everyone will be carrying a bucket, and you must fill the bucket with grape juice! The first team to fill up all of their buckets wins! Oh, you also aren’t allowed to give someone you’re bucket.” He looked sinisterly at Boo and laughed to himself. “And once you bring your bucket out of the jungle, you aren’t allowed to go back in. Now, go!”

Everyone rushed into the jungle, each team having groups in it. Holly went into the forest with Gerard. Alli, Red, Sarah, and Raj all formed the other group.

On the Mice, Rachel was going with Mike and Eric. Regina was going with Boo, and Ralph was going in on his own.

Holly and Gerard found their first vine, and Holly was squeezing the juice into her bucket. “Gerard, I think I’m going to play my idol tonight if we lose.”

Gerard nodded in agreement. “I think you should, too. But who will you use to get it out?”

Holly thought it over. “I don’t know. Maybe even…“ she frowned, “…Raj. I’ll never be able to be with him ever again after what happened.”

“I see what you mean, but you may have to pretend to like him so we can have numbers.”

Holly smirked. “And then I can crush his feelings as soon as we can vote him out.”

Gerard shrugged. “Whatever floats your boat.”

Alli was discussing plans with Red, Raj, while Sarah had decided to tag along to hear the plans. “So, we’re voting out Holly tonight, and then Gerard next if we lose?”

Everyone nodded, though Raj seemed a little hesitant.

“Wait,” Red said, “what if Holly has an idol?”

Alli looked at Raj. “Does she? I mean, if anyone would know, it would be you, right?”

Raj nodded. “Yeah, but she doesn’t have one. In fact,” he paused, and then finished his sentence with, “I have it.”

Red grinned and exclaimed, “Perfect!”

Sarah slipped away to go tell Holly of Alli, Red, and Raj’s plans to get rid of her. On the way there, she came across Ralph, who was alone.

“Why are you alone?” Sarah asked him.

“I should ask the same about you,” he replied.

“I was just going to find one of my friends,” lied Sarah. “But you’re collecting grape juice alone.”

“Well, apparently I’m the only non-Shark, so my team hates me. But they’re all losers anyway. Everyone on the Sharks is a loser.”

“Oh, well, nice.” She walked away bitterly, and Ralph was left confused about what he said wrong.

Before Sarah could find Holly, Holly had left the jungle, having finished her bucket. Gerard soon followed her.

Eric was talking with Mike as he squeezed some grapes. “So, Mike, now that you’re innocent, how do you feel?”

“Great, I guess,” Mike answered. “Glad to know Kelli’s gonna be gone.”

“She wasn’t that bad, though,” Eric replied.

Mike looked at him angrily, but didn’t say anything.

Rachel was sneaking behind Mike and Eric, copying down what they said so she could blog about it later. “The tiger is approaching its prey, getting ready to pounce,” she said. “She smells the air, trying to get a good hint at her prey’s exact points. She tastes the air, finding out their speed. She eyes them down, about to make a move-“

Eric stopped walking. “Rachel, if you’re going to do your whole hunting routine, could you please talk more quietly?”

Rachel groaned. “How did you hear me?”

Eric turned around, facing her. “Rachel, you’re about two feet behind us. We could hear your footsteps, not just your voice.”

Rachel snapped her fingers. “Damn, well, I already filled my bucket, so I guess I’ll see you guys later.” She waved to them, and then left the jungle.

“Are we getting her out after Kelli?” Mike mumbled to Eric.

Eric nodded. “I hope so.”

Boo was panting furiously, but kept walking in the forest with Regina.

“See, Boo, there’s nothing to be afraid of.” She squeezed some grapes into Boo’s bucket, as she had already filled her own.

“Roar!” screamed a loud voice from behind Boo. He shrieked, and ran with his now full bucket out of the jungle as fast as he could.

Regina turned towards the voice. “Ralph! What the hell was that?”

Ralph laughed. “Aw come on, you know that was funny!”

“Maybe if he wasn’t trying to get over his fears! If it were anyone else like Eric or Mike, then hell yeah it would be funny! But not Boo!”

Ralph kept laughing, and walked towards the exit of the jungle. Regina groaned, but followed him.

As soon as Regina exited the jungle, Chris exclaimed, “The Killer Mice win!”

“Hell yeah!” shouted Regina happily.

Everyone but Sarah had gotten out of the jungle, so when Sarah had finally trudged out of the forest, she felt she had disappointed her team.

“The Screaming Dogs will be going to elimination tonight!” Chris announced as Keith and Kelli came over. Kelli smirked, while Keith frowned.

All of the Screaming Dogs went back to their part of the house to pack their things and discuss whom they were going to get rid of.

Holly sat with Gerard and Sarah.

“Can you guys vote for me? I’ll use my idol and choose who I want to see gone.” Holly said.

Gerard and Sarah nodded, and the three got up to get their stuff ready.

Red was sitting the living room with Alli, Raj, and Keith. “Everyone good?”

Everyone told her that they were, so they all got their stuff ready, and the Dogs walked to the garden together. After voting, Chris held the platter of keys up. “There are six keys. One of you will not be getting a key tonight. If anyone has an idol, now would be the time to play it.”

Holly smiled and pulled out her necklace. “How does this look, Chris?” She handed him the idol, and he grinned widely.

“Amazing,” he said. “I’ll hand out the keys now.” He threw a key to Holly, Raj, Gerard, Sarah, and Alli.

“Red, Keith. One of you will not be getting a key tonight. But the person who will get the final key is….

Red! Keith, you’re out!”

Keith gasped. “But what did I do? I was gone; I didn’t do anything!”

Holly shrugged. “I don’t like you. Bye.”

Keith gave her a dark look, but left without a word. “Bye, Holly. I hope you get screwed over.”

“Wait!” shouted Alli. “I wanna know why Raj told us Holly didn’t have an idol.”

Raj blushed. “Well, I couldn’t do that to Holly. I like her to much.”

Holly smiled, and turned away, trying to hide her happiness.

Red and Alli stared furiously at Raj, who shrugged reunited with Holly with a giant hug.

“Okay, Raj, let me down.”

“There you have it!” Chris began. “Holly finally used her idol, and she and Raj are back together again. Will Red win Raj back? Will the Screaming Dogs lose again? Will Holly become nicer under the influence of Raj?”

Holly shouted, “I don’t think so, Chris!”

“Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!”

Episode 14: Crushopedia
Alli was sitting with Sarah and Gerard in the kitchen. Holly and Raj were making out by the pool, and Red was tanning.

"Listen, I know you two are sided with Holly, but she has a tight alliance with Raj. If you side with her, and we lose again, they can overpower you two. But if you join me and Red, we can get rid of Raj and Holly, and I'll easily turn on Red if need be." Alli was trying to convince Gerard and Sarah to vote out Raj, but was having a hard time.

"I... I don't know, Alli. I'll think about it." Sarah sighed. "I just don't know."

"What if we made a veteran alliance? Us three to the final three? And when we get to the merge, we can team up with Eric and Regina."

"That actually sounds like a good idea," Gerard said.

"I'll think about it." Sarah abrubtly left the table and went into the confessional. "Okay, I just don't know what to do. Holly is a horrible person, but she's also a better player. She somehow outlasted a bunch of people even though everyone hated her."

Holly had finished making out with Raj, so she went over to talk to Red. "Red, how about we form a newbie alliance?"

Red took off her sunglasses and looked towards Holly. "No."

Holly was in the confessional. "I hate that girl so much, but I think after last night, I may not be in the safest spot. A gir's gotta do what a girl's gotta do."

At the Killer Mice portion of the house, Eric and Mike were hanging out by the pool with Rachel, who they gave up on. Boo and Regina were in the kitchen, and Kelli and Ralph were fighting.

"They're seriously getting on my nerves," Mike said. "She's a psycho, and he's a jerk."

Eric nodded, but didn't say anything.

"I agree!" Rachel exclaimed. "You know, us three, we could make, like, a really good alliance."

Mike and Eric exchanged glances, and Eric appeared in the confessional. "Gosh... I don't wanna just reject her, but I don't really like her either. I have no idea."

Rachel kept waiting for their response. "Soooo? How about it?"

"We'll get back to you on that," Mike replied. "We gotta think about it first."

Rachel laughed. "Oh, that's right. Silly me." She gave them a smile, and then walked away. She was then sitting in the confessional. "Oh no, they did not just do that to me. I know when people are trying to blow me off, and trust me, I do not like it."

"Come on, Boo... You don't have to do this!" Regina pleaded. "You have to be strong... For you... your friends... your family..." She sat in the confessional. "Boo wants to quit. This is just horrible! I know that he's afraid of everything, but how can you conquer your fears if you run away from them?"

The teams were called to the challenge.

"Welcome, houseguests," Chris said unenthusiastically. "For today's challenge, you'll-"

"Wait!" Boo screamed. "Chris, I need to say something."

"Boo, don't do this!" Regina squeaked. "You don't have to!"

Boo sighed. "But I do have to." He turned to the other contestants. "I can't do this anymore. I just can't live in this constant fear..." He looked at Chris. "I quit."

"Woah, woah, woah!" Mike exclaimed. "Come on, buddy, don't quit! Nobody wants to see you go out that way."

Boo frowned. "I can't do this anymore." He took out his key and gave it to Chris. "I have to leave."

Chris didn't say anything. He pointed to the exit, and Boo rejectedly walked away.

"Anyway, moving on," said Chris. "For today's challenge, you'll be led to my personal library. There, Chef will meet you with a cannon. Your challenge is to avoid the books he's going to be firing at you."

"Don't you need the books to read? Oh wait, you can't read," Holly spat. She laughed at her own joke, and then scowled when nobody else did. The two teams then walked awkwardly to Chris' library, met by Chef and his cannon.

"You chumps ready for this?" Chef barked. "On your mark.. get set..." He didn't wait for go. He shot one immediately and hit Kelli.

"What the hell! You didn't even say go!" She went after him, but he shot another book at her face and laughed. He then turned his cannon at Holly, and shot her in the stomach, knocking her over.

"Holly!" Raj yelled. "Are you okay?" Chef fired at him, and received an angry glare.

Alli, Gerard, and Sarah were hiding behind a bookshelf. Red was there with them, spying.

"Raj next, right guys?" Alli whispered.

"Yeah," Gerard said. "Holly and Red would never work together, ever. So if we can get rid of Raj, we'll be fine."

Sarah nodded in agreement.

Red snickered. Thinking quickly, she pushed over the bookshelf that they were hiding behind, letting Chef see them. Chef immediately started firing at them, successfully hitting Red and Sarah. Gerard and Alli had dodged the books, and ran over to a different shelf.

"Annoying little brats," Chef muttered. He turned towards Eric and Mike, and shot at them. Mike was hit, but Rachel jumped in front of Eric and saved him from getting shot.

Eric stared at her, impressed. "Rachel, I misjudged you... Thanks." He bent down to help her up, and then got smacked in the head by a book. Chef was in the confessional. "Ha." He chuckled.

Chef turned towards Regina. "You'll be joining your boyfriend, too. She squealed, but he fired a book at her, and Ralph laughed. "Think it's funny, do you?" Chef asked. "Well, let's see how you like it." He furiously fired at Ralph, hitting him at least three times.

"And the Dogs win immunity!" Chris announced, walking into his library joyfully. "Mice, you'll be voting somebody off tonight."

Regina was in the confessional. "This sucks. I lost Boo, my best friend, and now we lost. This day... just isn't working out for me."

Eric was sitting in the confessional. "I wanted Rachel out, but you know, she's loyal, and even though she's creepy, she's nice."

Rachel was in the confessional. "I jumped in front of Eric today to gain his trust. And when he puts all of his trust in me, I'll crush him like the bug he is. Nobody tries to pull the wool over my eyes!"

The Mice were gathered around the garden sitting in their chairs.

"I have your keys here," Chris said. "One of you will not receive a key. The first key goes to... Regina."

She smiled and caught it.

"Next, Eric, Rachel, and Mike."

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Kelli jumped out of her seat. "You losers! You worthless pieces of crap! You're going to pay! You're all going to pay!" Chef walked in, and carried her to the car. "You'll pay for this!" She screamed.

"And there you have it," Chris said. "After, what, a year... You got another episode of Total Drama Fortune! But how will Regina fare next week without Boo? Will Ralph finally get along with people? Will Rachel make any friends?"

"Hey!"

"Tune in next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! FORTUNE!"

Elimination Table
- This contestant is on the Killer Spiders.

- This contestant is on the Screaming Ducks.

- This contestant is on the Angry Sharks.

- This contestant had immunity and won the reward for the episode.

- This contestant did not win immunity, but did not go to the elimination ceremony.

- This contestant went to the elimination ceremony, but had no votes against them.

- This contestant was in the bottom two, but was safe.

- This contestant was in the bottom two, and was eliminated.

- This contestant quit.

- This contestant played an immunity idol, granting them safety for the episode.

- This contestant was eliminated because of a medical evacuation.

- This contestant was sent to The Shed.

- This contestant won the immunity challenge and sent two people to The Shed.

- This contestant lost the immunity and sent two people to The Shed.

Trivia

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