User blog comment:Sprinklemist/I is Back!/@comment-1221823-20101017032718/@comment-1221823-20101018044102

It's like a disease exchange. "Oh, yeah, well I've got blahblahblah!" "No way, mine's better. I've got this thing!" Sadly I fall short in this--my only excuses for diseases are being three months premature, leading to my height and weight being in like the fifth percentile for my age, and I'm also nearsighted.