Total Drama: Stars of the Season!

Chapter 1: An All Star Party
Chris: Welcome to the most amazing season of total drama! After 4 seasons and 32 victims-i mean contestants. It is time for a fifth one! Its time for TOTAL DRAMA STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chris: Welcome Back, we just commenced our new season of Total Drama! Only the best of the best managed to make it into the season, and i think i can see them coming!

(bus approaches the runway)

Chris: I don't believe it. It's starting!

Stacey: (comes out of nowhere) Oh hey Chris! Is this where we are starting!

Chris: Oh, ye-

Theodore: Ugh. Why am i here again?

Chris: Hello Th-

Mrs McLean: Hey babe, what do you want me to do!

Chris: Uhh, can you three sit down over there, the bus with the contestants is coming!

Theodore: Why should i care. But fine.

Mrs McLean: Even me hubby?

Chris: Yes, even you. The door is opening! (gasps)

Theodore: Stop being so dramatic.

Stacey: He's trying to embrace the moment! Its fun to host a season!

Chris: Yes, correct Stacey! But anyway, from our new cast, welcome back Jason! Sophia! Marilyn!

(Jason, Sophia and Marilyn step off bus)

Jason: Yay! I can win some more money and make some more friends.

Marilyn: I don't really want to be here- i better get out first.

Sophia: You came back because i did! Now lets make it to the final 2 again! Girlfriends forever!

Chris: Ok, you three, stand to the side as we get our next contestants in, welcome back Joshua, Pierre, Lucas and Hannah!

Pierre: Oui! I get to compete around the world with my best friend! This is awesome!

Joshua: Stop it, its embarrassing.

Pierre: Be happy that you at least got a chance!

Lucas: Speaking of how people got a chance, how did Hannah make it?

Hannah: Shut up. I didn't ask you. Grr, why am i here.

Chris: Were all thinking the same question, but lets introduce our original cast members! Welcome back Attica, Flo and Steph, the hosts of our aftermath!

Attica: Yay! I'm back with my boyfriend Steph!

Steph: Hopefully Wyatt gets in this.

Flo: Oh please, he literally won season 1.

Steph: Gee, thats reassuring.

Flo: Dude, do you ever speak in a non-sarcastic voice?

Steph: No.

Chris: Thats enough of you guys, next up is Wyatt, Richard and Olivia!

Richard/Olivia: Yay! We are both so excited to be here!

(kisses)

Wyatt: I had to deal with that for nearly 2 hours.

Steph: Hey Wyatt! Nice to see you again!

Wyatt: Hi Steph, nice to see a couple that can go a minute without making out.

Richard: Hey!

Attica: Thanks! -I think!

Chris: Now we have Julia, Brett and Brian.

Julia: Woohoo! Brett, are you ready for another season of athleticness! Wait that isn't a word.

Brett: Yeah. Wyatt, Steph, nice to see my bros again!

Attica: Hey Julia, hopefully this time we can make the finals together!

Julia: Sure! (Julia walks to Attica but bumps into Flo)

Flo: Oh

Julia: Uhh

Jason: What is with this tension?

Brian: Have you watched this show before best bro?

Jason: Nah.

Brian: How did you win then?

Brett: Are you sad you didn't win Brian?

Brian: Sorta. (sigh)

Chris: I don't care Brian, there can only be one winner. Make way for Lacey, Nmet and Paul! Our final competitors!

Brian: Yay! Lacey! And no Yasmine!

Julia: Why is Paul out of all people in?

Paul: Hey! Thats not niece i mean nice!

Julia: Paul, you have to deal with that thing.

Paul: Its a speech impediment! I've hay it i mean had it since i was 5.

Julia: Still.

Nmet: Girl, way to be insensitive.

Paul: Its ko i mean ok.

Nmet: Whatever, i wasn't defending you.

Chris: Is that all of you?

Joshua: Yep, Have you forgotten how to count?

Chris: Shut. Up. Josh. Wait. We are missing one thing!

Nmet: Is it Mnet?

Hannah: Get over it girl, she won't make it.

Chris: Like the drama, but don't interrupt. We are missing the- (hears plane propeller in the distance) there it is!

(everyone looks up to see a military plane in the sky, it flies down onto the runway)

Chris: This is the beauty we will be riding across the world this season.

Marilyn: Uhh, did you make that plane out of paper?

Chris: NO! I only made the wings out of paper!

Pierre: I'm not so of being sure that flying with paper wings is safe.

Chris: Too bad, deal with it. If we crash, then we crash.

Joshua: I can almost smell your stingyness.

Richard: Stingyness is not a word.

Joshua: I wasn't asking yo-

Chris: Anyway, Theodore will be flying the plane! So lets go on a tour of the plane while i explain the rules!

Attica: Wait, before we start. Who was flying the plane?

Theodore: Is someone taking ma job! I don't wanna be homeless again! Gah! (Theodore busts through plane door)

Nmet: Should we follow that thing?

Chris: He isn't a thing Nmet. Theodore is more valuable than you! But yes, lets follow him.

(Chris, Stacey, Mrs McLean and the 19 contestants walk into the plane)

Chris: So, welcome to season 5! Since this season is all stars, we decided to give you a treat!

Attica: As in, flying around the world in a near-broken plane.

Chris: Shut up. We have a busy schedule! So, here is the place we will normally exit for challenges!

Julia: Woo! Yay! Challenges!

Flo: As in the only way you could survive this competition.

Julia: Hey! I could win this season if i wanted to!

Flo: So did you not want to win in season 1,2 or 3?

Julia: You're so annoying! I thought you were better than this!

Flo: Coming from you, you just take a chance to pick a fight whenever you can.

Julia: Gr- (Brett pushes Julia away from Flo)

Brett: Girls. Stop it.

Chris: Thank you, seriously. Down here is where you'll guys will eat.

Wyatt: That isn't a lot of food. Especially for 19 people.

Chris: Do you have to comment on everything! Gosh! Over to my left is where the losers will be staying. Economy class!

Hannah: Eew, i refuse to sleep here.

Lucas: You won't be in the competition long enough to do so.

Chris: Up these stairs is where our winners will spend their time. But speaking of time, we don't have enough of it because we need to do our first challenge!

Joshua: We have to do a challenge on the first day!

Sophia: You gotta be kidding me.

Chris: Anyway, last but not least is the confessional! You know what to do in here!

Lacey: Is it a toilet again?

Chris: Yeah, so?

Lacey: Is this the only place we can do our business?

Chris: Sorry not sorry. But we're taking you around the world, don't forget how expensive that would be. Go make confessionals after the first challenge.

Lacey: Sure. Whatever.

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Joshua: No. I didn't.

Chris: Well, we are. Too bad. So to give a twist this season, our episode! Will have an elimination!

(everyone gasps)

Chris: Yep! So, lets get out of this plane, and let me explain it to you losers!

Mrs McLean: What do you want me to do, hubby wu-

Chris: CLEAN MY ROOM!

Mrs McLean: Is this fair!

Stacey: What will i do?

Chris: Just follow me in, maybe you could partner up with me!

Stacey: Heh, thanks!

Mrs McLean(CONF): That was weird.

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(say they went inside Rogers Centre)

Chris: This is Rogers Centre!

Julia: It's its-

Brett: Every sports

Jason: Fans dream.

Julia: Its beautiful!

Brett: (drools)

Nmet: Guys, this is really weird to look at. Snap out of it! (slaps Julia, Brett and Jason)

Chris: Since you are all stars, i don't need to explain how this competition works. So lets explain the challenge! There are 53 thousand seats in this stadium. And there are nineteen gilded chris awards hidden behind any one of those seats! You have to find one and get back to the grounds. Give it to me and you will not be eliminated! Last one to give it to me is out! Got it! Go-

Brian: Wait, so you are saying we have to search through all of THAT!

Olivia: Unfortunately.

Richard: According to my calculations, there is about a 1 in 2800 that we'll find one.

Olivia: (Sighs in love) You are just so smart!

Wyatt: Can we go now? I don't want to hear them for much longer.

Chris: I guess, go go go! (contestants run up stairs.)

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Steph(CONF): I think working together in a challenge like this would be smart! I think it could be an opportunity to create an alliance too.

Steph: Wyatt, Attica. How would you like it if us three created an alliance!

Wyatt: Really, you want an alliance?

Steph: Sure! I want to vote with people i can rely on!

Attica: Well, you can count on me! Lets keep looking! (The three walk away while Nmet comes in)

Nmet(CONF): Great. An alliance has already been formed. If i want to at least make merge this time i better improve my game, i don't care how desperate my moves are.

Nmet: (to herself) Come on Nmet, think! Who is dumb enough to be my ally. (sees Paul trip over)

Nmet(CONF): Perfect.

Nmet: Hey Paul! Would you like to team up for the challenge!

Paul: Sure, since Brian isn't here, i don't have that much to do.

Nmet: Brian is here! Maybe he's on the other side of the stadium! But we need to be fast if we both want to make it!

Paul: I will, captain!

Nmet: You want me to be the captain, really!

Paul: Sure, i can't lead a group. Hey i just went an entire conversotion i mean conversation without making a mista- (Brett and Julia walk over Paul) OWW!

Brett: Sorry, but we saw ours straight away and we wanted to win!

Julia: Good luck guys! (Brett and Julia run off)

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Flo: Ugh. Come on, where could it be- (Jason runs into Flo)

Jason: Hey! Oh sorry, i just wanted to find one of those statues. Do you have any luck.

Flo: Nope! But i just checked those three rows and there was nothing. Might as well save you the time!

Jason: Thanks, and by the way, why are you so- snappish at Julia!

Flo: I'm guessing you haven't watched this show before.

Jason: No, not really.

Flo: So basically, i played an "antagonistic" game on my first try, and since then me and Julia were never friends.

Jason: Yeah, but you shouldn't hold grudges man, i mean girl.

Flo: I dunno, its just easier to shout at her then laugh with her! Plus, i don't think she wants to be friends either.

Jason: Whatever, you have to stop these arguments! I think i should try and get you two talking.

Flo: Why do you need to worry about Julia and I. Focus on your own game.

Jason: I've already won, so this season i can focus on the others!

Flo: Wow, (blushes) thats really cool of you!

Jason: Speaking of cool, you have really pretty eyes. Flo: Um, thanks! Wait, i haven't checked this row for statues. Huh, there are 3 statues here!

Jason: Nice finding Fl-

Hannah: (runs down stairs) 3 statues did i hear! AND IS THIS FLO! THE SMARTEST MOST CREATIVE ANTAGONIST EVER! I COPIED AFTER YOU!

Flo: Yeah?

Hannah: Eeek! Really! Lets go down!

Jason: Um, sure.

Jason(CONF): I think that they could be best friends if they tried! Its my job to get them to at least not scream at each other.

Flo(CONF): I don't know why i just agreed with him. It might have been his hair, or eyes, or smile! He is kinda cute and clearly very nice! But yeah, i think i might have a crush.

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Chris: I can see our first contestants coming!

Stacey: So do i just sit and watch?

Chris: If ya want.

Stacey: Seriously, are you sure there aren't any jobs that need doing.

Chris: Yes its fine!

Julia: Uhh, Chris. We have our statues.

Chris: Oh, sorry. Congratulations, Brett, Julia, Hannah, Flo and Jason! You guys will make it to the next episode!

Julia: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Flo: Shut up!

Jason: Flo, calm down.

Julia: Telling Flo to calm down, oh i like this guy already!

Brett: Whats going on?

Jason: Nothing dude.

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Paul: I find a statue! NO!

Nmet: Paul, thats a good thing. And it's found a statue. But, we need to make sure i get my statue first. So hurry up!

Paul: Is this fai-

Nmet: Of course, shut up and keep going. (Paul and Nmet walk away)

Pierre: Agh! I can't find a statue anywhere!

Joshua: Just give up, and start tomorrow. One of us is so getting out!

Pierre: Don't think negatively, for all we know 2 statues could fall out of the sky!

Joshua: Aha, that always works.

Pierre: But none are falling out of the sky!

Joshua: Well in that case, lets keep looki-

Pierre: SKY! SKY! HELLO! ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO OUR WISH!

Joshua: Pierre, seriously?

Pierre: DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW A BAGUETTE AT YOU SKY!

Joshua: Dude. There are 2 statues right there.

Pierre: Oh, sorry hombre. Wait thats Spanish.

Joshua: It's ok! But lets go dude!

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Sophia: Lets be in an alliance again this year!

Marilyn: Sure!

Lucas: Cool, but is it ok if i work by myself for this challenge! I want to really concentrate when i get the statues.

Marilyn: Sure thing Lucey mcutey!

Lucas: Never call me that again.

Sophia: Ok, well good luck Lucas! (Lucas runs up stairs)

Marilyn: Guess it’s just you and me. (sigh)

Sophia: You seem burnt out, what’s the problem?

Marilyn: I just really don’t wanna be here. I wanted to go to this goth event in Vancouver.

Sophia: Think of what you’d do with a million dollars. You could buy the best goth outfit in the world!

Marilyn: Face it So-So.

Sophia: So-So? You are calling me that now?

Marilyn: Yes. But we are not gonna win!

Sophia: Yes we will! Get up and follow me!

Marilyn: (rolls eyes) Fine.

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Olivia: Richard.

Richard: (looking for statue) Yeah Olivia?

Olivia: Do you think that we might be targets, since we just won?

Richard: So what if we are, we will just have to prove them wrong again!

Olivia: I guess.... I'm just a bit nervous this season.

Richard: If it makes you feel better we have combined 3 million dollars. We don't need to win anymore money.

Olivia: I know. But whatever, i just feel people will take us out early!

Richard: That could be true.

Olivia: So what do you think could help us come of as less of a threat?

Richard: I dunno.

Olivia: I thought you were supposed to be the brainiac of this duo.

Richard: (rolls eyes)

Richard(CONF): Being forced to be smart is basically what emotionally killed me in season 3. Id expect this from someone like Yasmine, but when its from your own girlfriend! Wowzers.

Richard: Why don't we do something that could get us out!

Olivia: Like?

Richard: Looking way too dependent on each other.

Olivia: Are you sure that could work.

Richard: It shou- hang on! There is 4 statues!

Olivia: Oh yeah! Lets take them and get out of here!

Richard: Wait, maybe we should offer these statues to someone? You know- so people don't think we are greedy or selfish.

Olivia: Ok! But who should we give them too? (Sophia and Marilyn walk by)

Sophia: Hey guys! Is that 2 spare statues?

Marilyn: Can we have them?

Richard: (smirks) Sure. Hehe.

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Chris: Is that 6 more coming?

Flo: Chris? Can i ask you a question?

Chris: Sure thing, valued contestant.

Chris(CONF): She's only valued cause she brings a lot of drama.

Flo: Did you full on copy this challenge from the season 2 qualifiers a year ago?

Chris: ........ This is our 65th episode, if we have to re-use stuff, we will!

Joshua: Umm, i don't know what you're talking about, but Pierre, Richard, Marilyn, Olivia, Sophia and I already made it. So (sarcastically) woohoo we're safe.

Pierre: Josh, you have to be more of enthusiastic.

Chris: Yeah, yeah whatever you 6 are safe. (puts on loudspeaker while everyone covers their ears) GUYS! 11 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM WITH THEIR STATUES! SO YOU HAVE TO BE ONE OF THE NEXT 7 PEOPLE TO MAKE IT HERE IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE IN THIS COMPETITION!

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Lacey: Brian? You found anything hottie mctottie!

Brian: N-n-no?

Lacey: Are you sure you haven't seen anytthing?

Brian: Y-yes i'm s-su-re.

Lacey: Uh Bran? Whats the matter.

Brian: I think i'm just a little scared of heights!

Lacey: Aww, it will be ok!

Brian: I know, it doesn't help that i'm gonna be on a plane for a lot too!

Lacey: Don't worry! Where is the motivated Brian that nearly won a million dollars!

Brian: (sigh) Back in season 3.

Brian(CONF): I love heights! It's just that- i came so far last time and i was so close! I don't know if it's worth it to put so much effort again when it could fail!

Lacey: Brian, just hold my hand! It'll be ok.

Brian: Ok! (the two hold hands and have a romantic moment)

Lacey: Just remember, you can get through your fe-(Steph, Attica and Wyatt walk by)

Wyatt: What are you guys doing?

Attica: And why does Brian look dead?

Lacey: He is scared of heights and we are at the top bit of the stadium.

Attica: Poor him, here, (gives Lacey a wet tissue) put it on his head. It will calm him down.

Lacey: Does this work?

Steph: She does it on me every time my head hurts. It works really well.

Wyatt: Thats great and all, but where did Brian go?

Lacey: Right next to m-(Lacey looks to her right) BRIAN! IS HE OKAY!

Attica: Calm down i'm sure he i-

Brian: (from the bottom of the stairs) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Wyatt: You were saying.

Lacey: Brian, NO! (runs down stairs)

Attica: I have bandages. And an ice pack!

Wyatt: Oh no this is so scary! Poor Brian!

Steph: Do you want us to come down to see Brian?

Attica: No! Just let the professionals work! (runs down stairs)

Wyatt: I just wanted to be nice!

Steph: Its ok Wyatt, Attica is practically a nurse. She'll fix him up.

Wyatt: I just don't like knowing other people are hurt!

Steph: Neither do i. Unless it's myself.

Wyatt: Wait Steph. When did you get 2 gold shoes?

Steph: I didn't. What are you talking about!

Wyatt: Never mind, thats not a shoe- ITS THE STATUES!

Steph: There is 3 of them. Thats great! One for you, one for me, one for Attica! (Nmet walks by, while dragging Paul)

Nmet: I don;t think so. I'll take that thank you!

Steph: Thats not fair!

Nmet: I don't see your name on it!

Paul: Yuah i mean yeah!

Wyatt: Paul........... shut up.

Nmet: Too bad. (takes statue and walks down)

Nmet(CONF): Wow, being evil feels, refreshing! Something new for me!

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Steph: Should we find another one or just abandon Attica. Ugh, having a girlfriend in a competition is so hard.

Wyatt(CONF): I haven't dated anyone before, but it can't be that hard. Not that i want one, just... curious. Hehe.

Wyatt: What if we go down, put in our statues and then go back up to help Attica!

Steph: Thats actually a great idea! Lets go!

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Nmet: I'm here.

Paul: See am I!

Nmet: Paul, its so am I. SO!

Paul: Whatev-

Wyatt: Steph and I made it back!

Steph: Yes!

Steph(CONF): Where is this confidence coming from. I get i changed. But i don't feel like i need to be as enthusiastic about everyone.

Chris: You four are safe. Wait a little while for the last 3 safe contestants to come!

Wyatt: Chris?

Chris: Yes Wyatt.

Steph: Can we go back up and find statues for Attica?

Chris: No.

Wyatt: Plea-

Chris: My answer is NO! Wait here until we're done.

Steph: Man...

Wyatt: Fine!

Brian: (out of nowhere) I am so lucky that i can still walk.

Steph: You're alive!

Brian: Haha, very funny. But Chris, here is my statue.

Chris: Oh, it looks like Brian is SAFE! Only 2 more spots left!

Brian: Lacey isn't here. (gulp)

Steph: Attica isn't here. (gulp)

Marilyn: Lucas isn't here. (gulp)

Chris: Let me just speak to the remaining 3 (gets loudspeaker) ATTICA, LUCAS AND LACEY! YOU ARE THE ONLY 3 WHO HAVEN'T TURNED IN THEIR STATUES!

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Lacey: Wait, this means Brian gave in his statue! He's ok!

Attica: And so did Steph. He went on without me! If i get out today i'm gonna dum-

Lacey: Attica? There's 3 statues right here. (Lucas runs to Attica and Lacey)

Lucas: 3 statues! Thats one for each of us.

Attica: Great math skills. But i'm gonna go! I can't waste time! (Attica takes statue)

Lucas: I guess we should get ours too.

Lacey: Uhh, yeah. (the 3 run to get to the bottom field)

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Attica: There's Chris! Woo!

Lucas: Yes. I'm in the lead!

Attica: Oh no! I'm in last!

Lucas: Sorry Attica, i'll be sure to enjoy the world tour for you!

Attica: Grr!

Lacey: Easy, tiger. Calm do-

Attica: (Attica runs like a professional athlete to Chris)

Chris: Attica! It looks like you made it!

Lacey: So did i! (out of nowhere)

Chris: I guess Lacey will take the final spot. That leaves Lucas. (Lucas runs to Chris)

Lucas: Oh no! First out! My juvy bros are gonna kill me!

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Marilyn: Lucas, this can't happen so soon!

Sophia: We'll keep fighting.

Marilyn: Will we?

Sophia: (covers Marilyn's mouth) We have to! For you!

Lucas: Thanks? Its ok if you don't win. Yuck that sounded nice and sincere.

Marilyn: You know it's ok to show a shred of kindness- right?

Chris: Eww that's enough lovey dovey talk. Lets get Lucas on our new elimination device! 0(Stacey drives in with a car shaped of Canada.)

Stacey: I'm here!

Chris: Nice job Stacey- (Mrs McLean comes in)

Mrs McLean: Excuse me! I'm the one who made this car! Ugh! I get no respect around here! (walks off)

Chris: That was dramatic. Even for me. Anyway Lucas! This is our elimination device! Whenever it senses a human it automatically drives off!

Lucas: To where?

Chris: You'll find out. Don't worry.

Lucas: (sigh) Well, goodbye girls! (sits in chair while it drives off) Marilyn: (gasps)

Chris: Before we go back in the plane to finish up. We need to get the teams assembled!

Hannah: Is it the first 9 on one team and the second nine on the other?

Chris: Nope! This season is based on your previous placements! So since Wyatt, Olivia, Richard and Jason have won a season. They'll be on Team A! Julia, Brian and Sophia. You'll also be on Team A for coming second! And since Flo and Marilyn came third on their first try, they'll be on Team A! The Finalist Falcons. The other nine, as in, Steph. Lacey! Attica! Brett! Nmet! Paul! Joshua! Pierre and Hannah will be on Team B! The Wannabe Woodpeckers!

Brett: Why do they have to be focused on birds.

Chris: Cause birds fly and so do planes, speaking of planes, get in that plane and make a confessional before our running time is up.

Wyatt(CONF): I don't think there is any possible way i could make merge with my record in this game! Now i don't even have Steph and Attica to vote with!

Olivia(CONF): I get to fly around the world with rich Richard so. I'm not complaining!

Richard(CONF): What Olivia said has really stuck with me, but we should let another team win, right?

Jason(CONF): Epic! Flo and Julia are on my team, so i can work with them! And maybe have a rel- alliance with Flo!

Julia(CONF): Ugh FLO! Thats the 4th season in a row i've been on the same team! Attica and Brett are also on the other side!

Brian(CONF): I am hungry to make it to the finale and win! As long as it isn't cheating or manipulating, i will use it!

Sophia(CONF): I guess my teams cool and all, but i don't know how Marilyn will cope without Lucas!

Flo(CONF): At least i'm with Jason! He is so hot. I mean helpful! Yeah hes helpful!

Marilyn(CONF): (sigh) Why do I even bother to try anymore.

Attica(CONF): I'm stoked to do another season! I just hope Wyatt and Julia survive on the Finalist Falcons!

Brett(CONF): I don't know if Steph wants to team up again. So i might have to do this alone! And i don't like that Jason guy, he's a bit. ......flirty. I can't risk a repeat of Season 2 or 3 again!

Joshua(CONF): I don't really have much to say. So yeah.

Pierre(CONF): Joshua and I are going to dominate this season! We are so average at this! Oops i meant great at this.

Nmet(CONF): Good, I have my puppet with me. But i still need to build up numbers.

Paul(CONF): My only jail i mean goal is to learn how to speak properly.

Hannah(CONF): WHY CAN'T I BE WITH THE AMAZING FLO!

Steph(CONF): Wyatt will ace it on the Falcons. But i don't know if i trust myself to keep Attica and I safe.

Lacey(CONF): I need to be with Brian to comfort him! Oh well, at least I have Attica again.

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Chris: Well, i think that cuts it for our first episode of our fifth season! Who will get out second. What more drama will happen? Find out next time on Total Drama: STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 2: Broadway at the Big Apple
Theodore: Finally, found the cockpit on this thing. Now just need to go in and find out who is trying to steal my job! (runs into cockpit) Oh. Its on autopilot.

Chris: (comes out of no-where) What are you doing?

Theodore: Oh nothing, i just feel like someone is trying to take my pilot job.

Chris: As long as the plane is flying, also if you aren't doing any work, i don't need to give you your paycheck.

Theodore: Shut up.

Chris: Anyway, i'm gonna go get breakfast with Stacey.

Theodore: Why won't you go with your wife. Ugh. Speaking so much hurts my throat.

Chris: She is serving breakfast to the contestants. Anyway, adios hombre!

Theodore: Him speaking Spanish reminds me of the war of 1812. My grandson died in that war. (sniff)

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Nmet(CONF): Ok, so i wanna play dirty, but not get any blame. How can i do this? I don't like her or anything, but Flo did a pretty good job of this back in Brazil, maybe i can take some tips.

Jason: Wanna get something to eat, i want to know you more before starting this experiment.

Flo: Sure! It's not like i have anything else to do, i just need to go to the bathroom, wait a second!

Flo(CONF): Jason is sooo hot. But, i don't really want a relationship right now, thats just another person to worry about and i don't want to worry about another persons status.

(Flo walks out of confessional, in front of Nmet)

Flo: Gah! You scared me Nmet!

Nmet: Good.

Flo: You are one weird girl.

Nmet: So? But anyway, can i come to eat with you?

Flo: Eh, why not. Follow me.

Nmet(CONF): Perfect, this might also lead to an alliance. I know if i wanna make big moves, i need to have loyal slav- i mean friends to have my back!

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Jason: So, uhh, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Flo: I just spend my time on the internet, what about you?

Jason: I usually am in training, for basketball, soccer(football), track.

Flo: Wow! You really are athletic!

Jason: I guess, i just like competing! Which is probably why i signed up for this.

Nmet: Not to ruin this conversation, or to change the subject, but can i ask you a question Flo?

Flo: Sure, ask ahead.

Nmet: When you put on a facade in Clash of the Action, what was it like!

Jason: Huh? What facade!

Flo: Oh, um yeah. (blushes)

Nmet: So what happened was Flo acted nice so everyone would like her, but was secretly being evil and getting people out behind the scenes.

Jason: Wow, she told me she was playing like an antagonist, but thats pretty cold!

Flo(CONF): That was so embarrassing! What does Nmet even want from me!

Jason: Well, i guess thats another step to niceness you need to go through.

Flo: I have improved since then, i voted myself out in season 2 because of guilt!

Jason: I guess, anyway, i'm gonna see if i can find a workout place around here, catch you girls later! (runs away)

Nmet: You know you never answered my question, but whatever. (walks away)

Flo: What does that girl want from me!

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Pierre: So, what was your season like?

Joshua: Am i supposed to care.

Pierre: Oui, Josh, oui.

Lacey: Our season was a lot of fun!

Paul: Some bits of it were rowing i mean really heard i mean hard!

Lacey: I agree, we don't need to mention Yasmine or anything, but it was a blast!

Paul: I guess so....

Pierre: Your season sounded exciting! Moi et mon pote Josh nous sommes amuses aussi.

Paul: Uhh, what does that mean?

Joshua: According to Google Translate, he meant that Pierre and I  had fun too. Though i didn't really.

Pierre: Joshua, you can't dwell on the negatives! Then life is borin-

Joshua: Ok, i'll try, but not like my optimism levels are that high.

Lacey: Hahaha, you guys are funny!

Joshua: How do i make people laugh.

Pierre: You are a funny person!

Joshua: Hahahaha. Thats real funny. But enough of that, if i hear any more laughter, my ears will pop.

Paul: Goodness! Are you being siri! Or serious?

Joshua: Lacey, does this guy understand sarcasm.

Lacey: Afraid not my friend!

Lacey(CONF): Since i won't be with Brian this time around, I should try and make more friends on my team!

Joshua(CONF): I'm not funny. That is all.

Pierre(CONF): Josh is a little depressing sometimes, he says its just being realistic, but sometimes i do worry for him, especially because he's my friend!

Paul(CONF): All the strategic thoughting, i mean thinking that i was involved around in season 3 has opened my mind! So, if they are my friends, the can also be allies. Wait, (to himself) 3, carry the 5, multiply by 8, if you end i mean add Nmet i could have 4 total allies. Including myself thats a ma-jor-it-y? Is that how its said?

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Julia: Dude, are you ok?

Brett: Yeah you don't look to good.

Brian: (shaking) Uhh, i think its food poisoning or something.

Julia: Yeah but no-one else seems sick.

Brett: Bro, you are literally carved into a ball. Whats wrong?

Brian: Its nothing, really.

Julia: Thats what they all say...

Brian: Maybe it has to do with the altitude? I don't really kno- (vomits onto Julia)

Julia: Oh my gosh, my shirt! BRIAN!

Brett: Don't scream at him, he couldn't control it.

Brian: I honestly don't think i can compete in the challenge.

Julia:: Should we tell Chris?

Brett: Do you want us to?

Brian: No, don't, you'd think they could hire a decent nurse, but they spend a lot of the budget on other stuff.

Julia: I know. Do you want us to stay or g-(bit of vomit drops onto her shoes) EEEEEEWWWWW! I can taste an apple with my toenail!

Brett: Nice to know you have 2 tongues.

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Steph: No you aren't, you'll survive! I know you can!

Attica: Wow Steph, i love this sportsmanship! But what about us.

Steph: Yeah we are eggs with toast on our team.

Attica: No we aren't, we just need a third member.

Wyatt: We do?

Steph: Do we?

Wyatt: Isn't that 4 people in that case?

Attica: I mean 3 on each team! But who?

Steph: I don't know.

Attica: Steph you are supposed to be the leader.

Wyatt: I think you should do

Chris: (from cockpit) CHALLENGE IS STARTING! GET TO THE LEAVING ROOM PRONTO!

Wyatt: I guess i can tell you later.

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Olivia: New York! (gasps) I could buy so many things!

Chris: Yeah, but there's no time for shopping-

Mrs McLean: Can i go shopping?

Chris: No, you have to book for our next location, remember!

Stacey: I don't have any jobs, what about me?

Chris: Of course you can princess.

Mrs McLean(CONF): I'm getting sick of that woman. Ugh. Look at her, with her perfect skin complexion and her hai-

Hannah: Whats our challenge, Chris?

Chris: You will be going to a theater and trying to push a gigantic apple across the stage with your team.

Joshua: Annoying dumb host say what?

Chris: Hey! But yes, you heard me right. After you push your apple across the stage you must answer a question about this glorious city. First team to do so wins, and the other team will be going to elimination!

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Brett(CONF): It sounds a bit weird, but i'm actually pumped to do this challenge!

Steph(CONF): I'm not too concerned with winning today, i just am focused on finding the right ally.

Paul(CONF): This challenge is less crazier i mean crazy than Yasmine, so i'll be finland! Wait, i mean fine. Imagine if we go to Finland! That would be car i mean co- (static shows)

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Flo: Here is where we are supposed to turn left.

Wyatt: I can see another corridor up ahead, but i think we do this one.

Richard: As Chris aforementioned, he said to perambulate and he didn't really specify if it was the first or second turn. But i assume he was trying to say the first turn.

Julia: ....... In English please.

Olivia: What he meant was we have to turn left here since he didn't say anything about the second turn.

Richard: Oh, hehe. You are so smart! (kisses Olivia)

Julia: (facepalms)

Julia(CONF): I get i am not Steven Hawking and Richard is smart, but can't he just use more simple words!

Sophia: Lets go guys!

Marilyn: Do we have to!

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Brett(CONF): I am willing to be the team leader, i just don't want to go crazy like in season 3.

Hannah: Who died and made you leader of our team!

Paul: WHO DIED!

Nmet: Paul- its a figure of speech.

Paul: A fig ogre of a spear peach?

Nmet: Dude, shut up.

Steph: I'm fine with it, we have to go anytime, plus Brett is a pretty good player.

Brett: Why thank you.

Attica: Um, we are falling behind. Should we go now?

Joshua: Yeah. Good call Attica. (the Wannabe Woodpecker go up stairs)

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Richard: Why is there about 143 stairs to just get up to a stage?

Flo: Better question, how do you know that.

Richard: I've been counting.

Julia: Stop it with the chitter-chatter! We have to win!

Brian: YES WE MUST WIN! MUST WIN!

Jason: Bro, are you ok?

Julia: He is turning blue again.

Richard: Those symptoms are an early detection of "Competition starting to ruin my personality syndrome" Or CSRP for short.

Olivia: That exists?

Richard: Yes, it was discovered by myself after doing research on my body throughout seasons.

Wyatt: In that case Professor whatever your last name is, how do we "cure" this condition.

Richard: We will need so- do any of you have a feather of a pigeon from 1349?

Marilyn: Theodore's great grandson probably has a pair.

Flo: Another better question, where is Brian?

Brian: (from down the stairs) OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jason: That can't be good.

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(Brian falls in front of the Wannabe Woodpeckers)

Lacey: BRIAN! ARE YOU OK!

Joshua: Can i just ask what happened?

Lacey: DOES IT MATTER! WE NEED HIM TO BE PROPERLY TAKEN CARE OF!

Steph: Oh boohoo. Only I deserve to fall down like 100 stairs.

Joshua: No only i should. I'm a terrible person.

Steph: You haven't even seen me before last season! You don't know anything about me!

Attica: Steph, shut up you are amazing.

Pierre: And so are you Josh.

Brett: Ok lets forget about that argument and get to the stage!

Lacey: Would any of you like to help m- (the Wannabe Woodpeckers get to the stage)

Lacey(CONF): Never mind. I understand that he is my boyfriend, but it would be nice to have some help! Also, why does that dude keep on falling down the stairs. I am starting to be concerned for his mental health.

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Hannah: Ugh, great. They are already ahead by 5 metres.

Nmet(CONF): I want to throw this challenge to test out my abilities before it's too late. But how do i do that without anyone catching on?

Nmet: (whispers) Psst. Paul.

Paul: Huh?

Nmet: Can we throw this challenge. So just don't touch the apple.

Paul: How do i throw a challenge. I can't put the chollenge i mean challenge in my hand and throw it away?

Nmet: (facepalms) Just don't touch the apple. Understand?

Paul: Yes Nmet.

Brett: Lets get ourselves back in the game! (pushes apple 2 metres)

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Flo: Fine, whatever. (pushes apple 1 metre)

Julia: Flo, that was a terrible throw! Where is your team spirit!

Flo: Shut up! At least I tried! (Steph pushes apple 1 metre)

Julia: You aren't trying hard enough! (Nmet pushes apple 1 metre)

Wyatt: Cut it out! They are now only 4 metres behind us! (pushes apple 1 metre)

Jason(CONF): I don't want to have to deal with this bickering all season long.

Jason: (whispers) Flo?

Flo: Yeah?

Jason: Pretend when you push the apple, you are pushing Julia.

Flo: Why?

Jason: Just try to take your anger out at other things!

Flo: I guess i can try that. In your face Julia! (pushes apple 2 metres)

Jason(CONF): Sometimes, Flo's determination is inspiring, she is kinda cute too.

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Brett: Steph, what do you want? (pushes apple 2 metres)

Steph: I was just wondering if you wanted to be in an alliance with me?

Brett: Why?

Steph: You don't have Isaac, I don't have Wyatt, it's probably best for us to team up.

Brett: Will it just be us two?

Steph: No, i've asked Attica as well. So, what do you say?

Brett: Hmm, ok.

Steph: Yay! (pushes apple one metre)

Steph(CONF): I guess that worked.

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(Pierre pushes apple 1 metre)

(Joshua pushes apple 1 metre)

(Sophia pushes apple 1 metre)

(Brett pushes apple 2 metres)

(Attica pushes apple 1 metre)

(Nmet pushes apple 1 metre)

Nmet(CONF): I have to help a little or it will look like i am not contributing.

(Julia pushes apple 2 metres)

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Wyatt: We

Flo: Are

Jason: Too

Marilyn: Tired.

Julia: Marilyn have you even done anything?

Marilyn: So?

Julia: I know you are tired but don't give up now!

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Brett: Guys, we are so close!

Hannah: (yawns)

Joshua: I've lost all my motivation to win.

Steph: So have I. But i didn't have much to start with.

Joshua: Sure, but i had less.

Steph: No I had le- (Pierre covers Steph's mouth)

Pierre(CONF): Those two are really alike. Probably why they keep on arguing.

Brett: Are you just going to give up and let them win!

Joshua: What does it look like.

Brett: I don't believe you- (hears people celebrating on other side) Whats that sound?

Julia: (running around stage) Yes! We won!

Wyatt: Nice Julia. Sorry for being lazy.

Jason: Thanks girl, none of us are going home!

Flo(CONF): Should i thank her?

Flo: Uhh. thanks?

Julia: ...No problem, i guess.

Jason(CONF): Flo is taking steps to niceness. She already is on the outside, so she can change on the insi- did i just say that on Internation Fanfiction Website? I WANT MY LINE BACK. GIVE ME THE LINE! UGH HOW DO I EDIT THIS THING!

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Chris: (walks onto stage) It appears that the Finalist Fish have won todays challenge!

Sophia: Woohoo!

Paul: Oh woman!

Nmet: Paul, the phrase is oh man.

Paul: Sorry, i got confuse. I mean confused.

Chris: Follow me back to the plane and you guys can discuss your votes for 15 minutes but then meet me for the elimination ceremony afterwards.

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Wyatt: So, you guys added Brett to the alliance?

Brett: Yep.

Steph: Is there a problem with that Wyatt?

Wyatt: No, i was just asking.

Attica: Ok, anything else you want to know?

Wyatt: Actually yeah, who are you guys planning on voting off?

Steph: Good question.

Brett: We obviously won't vote off each other, and Pierre, Joshua and Nmet participated today.

Attica: That leaves Paul, Lacey and Hannah. Hannah is no threat so its down to Paul and Lacey.

Steph: I think Paul, Lacey was just helping out her boyfriend s-(Lacey walks by)

Lacey: Hey guys! What are you talking about?

Brett: We were just thinking to vote off Paul tonight. Are you in?

Lacey: Sure! I'll see you guys later!

Wyatt: Ok, i guess this meeting is adjourned.

Nmet: (hiding in corner) Hehe.

Nmet(CONF): Juicy information. 4 people want my closest ally out. Well that ain't happening.

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Joshua: Why not. (Nmet walks in)

Nmet: Can you two vote Lacey tonight?

Joshua: Why should we listen to you.

Nmet: Lacey seems very distracted! I know she is being nice, but she is dead weight if she's gonna pick her boyfriend over her team.

Pierre: Hmm, you actually make a good point, should we vote with her Joshua?

Joshua: Ok. I'm not against it.

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Hannah: Yes annoying girl!

Paul: Hey she isn't alloying.

Hannah: Uhh, do you mean aNNoying?

Paul: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Nmet: Can you two vote for Lacey tonight?

Hannah: Ugh fine. People are probably targeting us since we didn't help today.

Paul: I will, if you help me to walk i mean talk properly!

Hannah: (gasp) You have a brain! And can take advantage of people!

Nmet: Sure?

Paul(CONF): I am a little dotzy i mean ditzy. But i dealt with enough strategy talk in season 3 to realise i am bass i mean basically Nmet's puppet.

Chris: (on loudspeaker) IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE WANNABE WOODPECKERS! IT IS TIME FOR ELIMINATION! GO TO OUR ELIMINATION AREA PRONTO!

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Steph(CONF): I hope this works.

Brett(CONF): Will 4 votes be enough?

Nmet(CONF): Again, i'm just testing out my abilities. If this doesn't work, i have a Plan B.

Paul(CONF): How do you spell Lacey?

Joshua(CONF): I don't see why i shouldn't vote you.

Pierre(CONF): It is too early to blindside someone.

Attica(CONF): First elimination of the season, hopefully this goes our way.

Lacey(CONF): I've been told you aren't trying your hardest!

Hannah(CONF): I would love to cause a drama right now, but that's not gonna keep me here for long unless I play perfectly. So i am voting you.

Chris: You have cast your votes and made your decisions.It was a five to four vote. The people safe are....... Joshua! Pierre! Attica!

Attica: Phew.

Joshua: I'm safe! Is that what relief feels like?

Pierre: Yes.

Joshua: Then I like relief.

Pierre(CONF): Maybe Joshua is changing and discovering more positive emotions!

Chris: Also safe is..... Steph, Brett, Hannah!

Steph: That was close!

Brett: I survived!

Hannah: I am very surprised no-one voted for me.

Chris: Nmet, you are the last person not to receive a vote tonight.

Nmet: Good.

Paul: Oh no! I am in the top i mean bottom 2!

Lacey: (gulp)

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Steph: (sigh) I knew it.

Attica: No! Lacey!

Lacey: Its ok Attica. I know you can win this.

Chris: Lets get this over with, we need to get to our next location soon.

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Lacey: Brian, it's ok. You can do this!

Brian: No i can't!

Lacey: Don't say that! Now give me a kiss before i leave! (Brian kisses Lacey)

Brian: Goodbye...

Lacey: (sits in Jeep of Shame) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris: Oh no, it looks like our confident cat has been eliminated! Where will we go next time, what drama will occur? Find out all of your answers next time on, Total, Drama, Stars of the SEASON!

Chapter 3: You can't teach an old whale new tricks
Stacey: Last time on Total Drama: Stars of the Seasons! Nmet embarrassed Flo in front of her crush, Lacey and Paul tried to befriend Pierre and Josh! Brian went crazy and our alliance of 3 theorized getting a new member. In the challenge, Richard revealed he had discovered a disease, Brian fell down over 100 stairs which made Lacey very concerned. When the Woodpeckers lost, the Steph, Attica, Brett and Lacey joined together to take out Paul, but since Nmet knew h- (static shows while screen turns off)

Mrs McLean: Of course Chris promotes her to do the recap. Is Stacey trying to steal my man! Oh that ESTUPIDA MUJER IS GOING DOWN! GRR- (walks out of scene while intro plays)

Stacey: Huh?

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Steph: Welcome to our first alliance meeting!

Attica: Sorry to correct you, though i love to correct things, but this is our second alliance meeting.

Wyatt: Attica, i don't know if that is his point.

Brett: Steph, just continue.

Steph: Thank you Brett, so our plans to eliminated Lacey and backfired!

Attica: (sigh) I know. I'm gonna miss her.

Wyatt: Sorry, can't relate.

Brett: Neither can i dudette. Did i even speak to her?

Steph: Whatever, the other five people on the Woodpeckers are Hannah, Joshua, Pierre, Nmet and Paul.

Attica: Hannah will just balance out the votes.

Steph: True, i think getting Pierre and Joshua is an easy move.

Wyatt: Go for it, but how? Didn't they not vote with you yesterday?

Steph: I think if we could get Joshua and Hannah to have an argument, he'll vote for her. Pierre will obviously side with him, and then us three join in!

Brett: But when? Should we throw this challenge?

Attica: (shrugs shoulders)

Steph: We can still try today, but don't put in all of your effort.

Brett: Are you sure this will work?

Steph: No. I don't have enough confidence to say it will work, but whats the worst that can happen!

Wyatt: You getting elimi- (Sophia and Marilyn walk past)

Sophia: Oh, hey guys.

Marilyn: (yawns) What time is it? 5 am?

Sophia: Its 11:45am. Really?

Marilyn: What, I like sleep.

Sophia: Whatever, what are you guys doing?

Brett: Just having a chat, i might go eat with Julia, bye guys. (Brett walks away)

Sophia(CONF): Wyatt barely spends time with us, Lacey got out for helping the other team, is it a bad thing if Wyatt does the same thing? Yes!

Attica(CONF): Throwing a challenge this early seems like a big risk? I don't know if it's worth it.

Wyatt(CONF): Its annoying since i'm the only member of the Finalist Falcons in my group. So, I can't really solve my issues or help with theirs. Doesn't help that Sophia looked a bit s-suspicious... did i just stutter?

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Pierre: Remember when i asked if we could talk yesterday?

Joshua: Yeah? Why?

Pierre: I was too tired to talk, so I can tell you now.

Joshua: Is this a serious topic?

Pierre: Sorta. Joshua, why are you so pessimistic, sarcastic and closed-off?

Joshua: Uhh..

Pierre: Merci if that was rude.

Joshua(CONF): I was ready to tell Pierre about my, problems? Last season, but now, I don't know if i am ready? He clearly cares for me, and I don't want to lie but-

Joshua: I just feel like being the way I am is more fun than all other personalities.

Pierre: Hmm, ok.

Joshua: Why do you want to know anyway?

Pierre: Because you are my friend! Je suis sometimes worried because i barely see you smile! Is there something wrong in your life?

Joshua: No, heh. Nothing bad.

Pierre: Remember back last season when I told you about my life, i am fine to help you with yours!

Joshua: Seriously, i'm fine, i just am a bit sassy. Do you want to go eat before the challenge?

Pierre: Sure...

Pierre(CONF): Was he lying? Maybe i am being a bit pushy, but i just want to help!

Joshua(CONF): That was a partial truth, being annoyed at like everything is who i'd want to be. Ugh, this sounds so sincere, why do people have to be so nice to me? I'm not nice!

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Olivia: Yes, i'm over it, but do you think it's an actual problem?

Richard: Not really, our team is made of the best competitors the show has seen, so we all are threats technically.

Olivia: Still, i feel like Jason, Julia, Flo and Wyatt are running this team.

Richard: It's gonna be ok! (kisses Olivia)

Olivia: (Sigh) Thanks Rich.

Richard: So, it's ok for you to give me a nickname, but I can't do the same thing?

Olivia: So do you want me to call you poor? (Sophia and Marilyn walk to Richard and Olivia)

Sophia: Hey guys!

Richard: Hello.

Olivia: Hi.

Marilyn: I'd say hello, but that takes too much effort.

Olivia: Haha! Anyway, do you want to talk to us about anything?

Olivia(CONF): I could make an alliance with these girls, so i need to look comforting.

Marilyn: I don't have anything to say.

Sophia: No not- wait, do you know that Steph, Attica and Brett are in an alliance?

Olivia: No, but why?

Richard: That information is not beneficial to us, considering they are on the other team.

Sophia: Did I forget to mention Wyatt keeps on hanging out with them?

Richard: Wyatt is friends with those three, and he never interacted much with the people on our team.

Sophia: Aren't you supposed to be smart?

Richard(CONF): Grrrr.

Marilyn: I think what she is trying to say is that will Wyatt be a liability like Lacey? Will he help the other team?

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Jason: We are both sporty, so i want to know more about you!

Flo: Ugh-

Jason: What was that Flo?

Flo: Nothing! First class is the best! I already ate actually, so i'll leave you to to ta- (Flo tries to walk away, but Jason pulls her back to the table)

Jason(CONF): This is experiment 1, i just need for them to have 1 thing in common, and the seed will grow.

Jason: So, Flo, do you like any sports?

Flo: I don't play, or watch any so i'd say no.

Jason: Julia, what is your favorite sport?

Julia: Ooh, so many choices.

Flo: (Rolls eyes) Typical.

Julia: WILL YOU SHUT UP! U-

Jason: Julia! Calm down!

Julia(CONF): What is Jason trying to do to me!

Jason: What about food?

Flo: I'm a vegetarian but i can't survive without chocolate so i am not vegan.

Julia: I love my protein sources but I don't eat sugar, it messes with my diet!

Flo: So you keep yourself healthy but you are fine with eating dead animals!

Julia: They are already DEAD! So why can't I eat it!

Jason: Ok, what about the weather.

Julia: I love days over 20 degrees Celsius. (cause nobody uses that Fahrenheit thingy)

Flo: I like cold weather. It feels more gloomy and fun.

Julia: Funny, cause FLOWERS CAN'T GROW IN THAT WEATHER!

Flo: Ugh! Shut up!

Jason: Ok, girls stop it. You can go now.

Julia: Good! (leaves)

Flo: Jason, are you sure it will work, Julia and I physically can't get along!

Jason: I don't even know at thins point, but we always gotta try!

Flo(CONF): I really like Jason, but I don't get how he thinks this will work.

Jason(CONF): Flo and Julia are complete opposites, only similarities they have are obvious ones, like they are both girls, both are competing, both have hair, stuff like that. But i won't give up!

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Nmet: I saw her sitting next to Jason and Flo, and Julia and Flo argued a lot.

Brett: Is it true babe?

Julia: Yeah, I am just sick of Flo, I thought she improved but she clearly hasn't.

Paul: Who is Flo again?

Nmet: Paul, just shush.

Brett: Julia! You have to stop arguing with Flo! I still am not best friends either, but she isn't doing anything wrong anymore!

Julia: I know, but I can't help it. I don't know what Jason sees in her!

Brett: Uhh, what do you mean by that.

Brett(CONF): As long as Jason doesn't touch my girl Julia, i am fine, but Jason seems to lightly flirt, which is probably why Flo always spends time with him.

Brett: Whatever, Julia, do you want to eat at dinner before elimination, because I need to talk to you.

Julia: Fine, at least i can eat with someone I like. (Brett and Julia walk away)

Nmet: That was fun, but now that he is gone, i think we should take Brett out next Paul.

Paul: Why?

Nmet: If we overthrow Brett as the team leader, I can step up, and basically make the rest of the team my minions!

Paul: Is that a goof i mean good thing?

Nmet: Yes! So today, I want you t- (Brian falls from the ceiling)

Brian: LACEY! HELP ME! ARRGH!

Paul: Brain i mean Brian is making me look sane!

Nmet: For once, I agree with you.

Chris: (on loudspeaker) GUYS! WE ARE IN THE DOMINICAN! TIME TO HIT THE NEARBY BEACH PRONTO FOR OUR CHALLENGE!

Julia: (runs to Chris) Do we change into our swimsuits?

Chris: Wait a second, (on loudspeaker) DON'T CHANGE INTO YOUR SWIMSUITS!

Julia: Oww! My ears!

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Marilyn: I hope todays challenge is more creative than the New York one.

Chris: Shut up, today we are in the Dominican Republic!

Pierre: We know, you said on the plane.

Chris: Ugh, whatever. Today we are in Samana Bay!

Paul: Haha! That rhymed!

Joshua: How was that funny.

Nmet: Back off my guy Paul.

Brett: Chris, go on please.

Chris: Thank you Brett, so, there are tons of whales on this bay. Your challenge is to tame a whale and make it do a creative trick! Stacey, me and season 1-3 competitor Undulen (Undulen walks in)

Undulen: Yes! My beautiful screen time! (kisses camera)

Olivia: Uhh, Chris, can you bring in a more sane ex-all star next time?

Undulen: Shut up! I deserve to be in this stupid show and get all the screen tim- (Steph slaps Undulen)

Steph: Chris, continue before this nobody tells us his life story.

Chris: Anyway, us three will rate whatever your animal does out of 5! Highest score wins! There are 2 boats down there if you can see them!

Wyatt: Yeah, we can see them, but how do you expect us to find and train these whales?

Chris: We have made a special diving suit for the 17 of you, it can last an hour. When you hear a horn go off, get out of there, unless you want to drown, cause your oxygen mask will run out of ... oxygen. You can already see the boats where you can drop into the water, so just fall into that boat, ok do you have any questions?

Flo: Will I hurt any animals in the process?

Chris: That is down to you, anyway? GO!

Brett(CONF): Flashbacks to season 2 with the Cashew Job, I got eliminated in that challenge.

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Sophia: Uhh, so who wants to die first.

Wyatt: Richard, you're smart, right? Will we die from jumping?

Richard(CONF): I hate the word, smart.

Richard: I think we should be ok.

Julia: Thats enough reason for me to jump! Cowabunga! (jumps into water)

Jason: Woohoo! (jumps in water)

Marilyn: My make up won't do too good in water for an hour!

Flo: You wear make up!

Brian: SO WHAT IF SHE DOES! (Brian pushes other six and himself into water)

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Attica: Brett, whats going on?

Brett: I don't know, i just am not a fan of animals.

Joshua: Neither am I, so deal with it.

Hannah: Why do you have to be so rude! JUMP IN NOW!

Joshua: Why are you acting like Mary Sue now?

Hannah(CONF): The thing is, last season I tried to merge with being quiet with my ways, this year i can be loud. I hate Joshua and Pierre, for taking me out last time, and i need to out ASAP.

Joshua: I thought i would be jumping of a cliff for different reasons but (Pierre looks at him, worriedly) I mean, lets jump in. (jumps in water)

Steph: Oh no, the cliff.

Steph(CONF): Season 1 memories when I tried to kill myself by jumping off a cliff.

Steph: (hyperventilates while falling into water)

Brett: I'm going to show you PRONGHORN! I MEAN WHALE! (jumps in water)

Attica(CONF): My closest friends on this team are both reliving traumatizing experiences, this will not be easy, but I guess I can take the role of team leader for today.

Attica: Since Brett is clearly unfit to lead today, can I replace him?

Nmet(CONF): I would love to interfere, like I was talking about before, but right now is too early, I need to take a few people out first.

Nmet: Sure!

Paul: But Nmet, you want to be team lea-

Nmet: Paul, shut up. (pushes Paul and herself in water)

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Julia: Guys! I think we should split up into pairs!

Richard: But there is an odd number of us, who is going to sacrifice being with someone.

Jason: It's probably safe for his health that Brian sits this one out.

Brian: GAH! SERIOUSLY!

Jason: Yeah bro, you need to have a rest.

Brian: Fine! (Swims up and sleeps on boat)

Julia: Anyway, back to the pair thing- I'll go with Jas-

Jason: Actually, can you go with Flo, Julia?

Flo: (sigh) I'll go with Julia if she doesn't argue with me.

Julia: But- but- fine.

Jason(CONF): Yay! The girls are starting to compromise. But, i do want to focus on my own game too, and Wyatt clearly can play this game well, I am interested with allying with him.

Jason: Wyatt, dude. Do you want to go together?

Wyatt: I don't see why not.

Richard: Olivia, want to swim together?

Olivia: Of course!

Marilyn: I guess that leaves me with the only person i talk to on this team.

Sophia: Sure, i'm fine with going with my BFF!

Julia: If you find a whale, come back here and tame it, do we understand team!

Olivia: Yeah.

Flo: Yes.

Julia: Good! Lets go now! (team splits up)

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Brett: I want to take down that prongho- i mean whale! I'll find one!

Nmet: I'll find one. (whispers) Paul, offer to search for a whale.

Paul: Ok? I guess i'll da i mean do it too!

Attica: Cool, Steph do you want to?

Steph: Nah, swimming takes too much effort.

Joshua: I agree, i'll stay here.

Hannah: Ok then lazy pants!

Pierre: He isn't lazy! But i will try and swim for a whale. Back in Lyon my mum makes me swim for 2 hours a day on the weekends.

Hannah: I don't care for your life story.

Joshua: Hannah, shut up.

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Flo: Uhh, so how is the weather?

Julia: Umm, i don't know, since we are underwater.

Flo: So, yeah. Have you seen any whales yet?

Julia: No. Have you.....

Flo: No.

Julia(CONF): I'm not fighting with Flo, so everything just feels weird? She isn't making an attempt to insult me, maybe i should do the same? Maybe?

Flo(CONF): Jason wants for us to be friends, so i can try, but like i discovered this morning, we have nothing in common.

Julia: If we lose this challenge, who would you vote out? Me, right?

Flo: I don't really know. Brian? Marilyn?

Julia: Yeah, same. Umm, so uhh, what do you think of Jason?

Flo: Oh (blushes) he's alright.

Julia: Why are you going red?

Flo: What, no i'm not!

Julia(CONF): Does Flo like Jason?

Julia: Hmm... whatever. Lets just look for this whale now.

Flo: Sure. Wait? Is that a whale?

Julia: Yeah! Lets go and train it!

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Joshua: I'm sure they are fine.

Hannah: If it was you swimming, we would not be fine!

Joshua: Hannah can you just close your big mouth!

Hannah: NO!

Joshua: Ok, if no one likes you and/or you get kicked off, don't come crying to me.

Hannah: I don't care! How do antagonists in other shows normally last to the final 4 or even higher!

Joshua: You aren't an antagonist, because sweetie. Though you aren't a sweetie, but anyway, antagonists have brains! You don't if you are going to play the way you are!

Steph: (whispers to Attica) Should we separate them?

Attica: I don't know, if you want to get Hannah out, then I wouldn't.

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Pierre(CONF): I am still thinking about earlier today, I just don't get how a person can be so closed off! Life is amazing, and I don't know if Joshua appreciates that.

Pierre: Pierre, focus! (slaps himself) Tu dois gagner ça, fais-le pour Josh! (Wyatt and Jason swim up to Pierre)

Jason: Hey dude! Have you seen any animals yet!

Pierre: Animals?

Wyatt: Yeah, for the challenge.

Pierre: Oh, oh yeah. I haven't.

Jason: Neither have us guys, so how is your team?

Pierre: I don't know really, after last nights elimination their is a clear of border between the team, but no-one knows where.

Wyatt(CONF): A border between the team? This may be useful information!

Jason: Well, good luck, Wyatt, you check that area down near the sea-floor and I'll check where all this plankton. (Jason swims away)

Wyatt: So, Pierre. Who do you think is on the chopping block?

Pierre: I don't know, maybe Hannah? She keeps on arguing with my best fri- so I hope she goes.

Wyatt: Hmm, ok. Nice chatting with you Pierre. (Wyatt swims away)

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Paul: Uh, Brad? Are you ok?

Brett: It's Brett, and not really.

Paul: Way i mean why?

Brett: I dunno man. I just am getting some terrible memories.

Paul: Of wit i mean what?

Brett: In season 2, i got eliminated like this.

Paul: Oh yeah, i remember watching that.

Brett: I just don't want to lose with animals again! Seriously!

Paul: Well, just don't think about it, i'm going to go now if thats ok.

Brett: Yeah, thanks Paul, and your English is improving!

Paul: Si Ti i mean is it?

Brett: Yeah dude, good luck.

Paul: Thank you! (swims away)

Brett(CONF): I don't believe Paul gave me useful advice! He isn't that bad.

Brett: (whale swims by) Oh this is perfect! Woohoo! (rides whale back near boat)

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Attica: Woohoo! Good job Brett!

Joshua: Yay, cheer after we win the challenge.

Hannah: Sure thing, buzzkill.

Joshua: You're not the most energetic person either. But what i meant was, what are we going to make him do?

Steph: When i did the animal challenge in season 2, my duck was avoiding lights, maybe we could make the whale avoid us?

Attica: I guess, and if the whale messes up, we can just quickly swim away!

Brett: Cool! I guess in that case we don't need to practice! (winks at Steph)

Steph: Ooohhh, (does thumbs up at Brett)

Hannah: What are you guys doing?

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Flo: Heh, sure.

Julia: Uh oh. I just realised.

Flo: What?

Julia: All of our team is still swimming, how will we get the- (horn goes off)

Flo: Now what do we do!

Julia: Don't look at me like i know!

Flo: Just quickly do something you useless- i'd argue with you, but I need air.

Julia: Yeah, same.

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Brett: Ok guys, do you understand, swim away from the whale.

Nmet: I mean, I guess so.

Pierre: We can do this! Go guys!

Joshua: I guess we can.

Pierre(CONF): Yay! He is showing optimism!

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Attica: Chris, we have made our whale stay as far away from us as possible.

Steph: Yeah, we are just reusing my idea from the animal challenge 3 seasons back.

Undulen: Ugh, don't mention that challenge, i still remember that stupid parrot.

Brett: Oh yeah. (giggles) that was funny.

Stacey: I think thats enough guys, lets start!

Chris: Yeah, good call.

(8 Wannabe Woodpeckers dive into water and away from whale)

(Team swims away from whale but whale follows)

Hannah: Why is this not working?

Steph: Shh! Its coming, just keep swimming.

Joshua: Insert Finding Nemo joke right now.

Pierre: Haha! That was funny!

Paul: Umm, gills i mean guys, but the whale is right next to us.

(8 try to swim away but whale keeps chasing them)

Chris: OK! OK! I've seen enough! Did you guys prepare at all!

Brett: I thought that would work.

Steph: Yeah, it works with ducks, why not whales!

Attica: Maybe i'm a little rusty at leading teams.

Chris: Enough excuses, it failed and i don't see much preparation! 2/5 for me!

Undulen: Thats too generous, add to the fact i hate you guys, and that gives you a 1 out of 5!

Stacey: Sorry, but, you reused something and it wasn't done well, it's a 2 for me as well.

Chris: That gives you a total of, err, umm. Add the 2, carry the 18,394.23 drop the 6 million..........

Stacey: (Rolls eyes) That gives you a total of 5 points!

Nmet: Thats just magnificent.

Joshua: Well we are toast.

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Julia: We didn't really um,

Flo(CONF): We are going to have to improvise.

Flo: We will have our whale find our team members!

Stacey: Wow. We are ready when you are ready.

Julia: Flo, what are you doing!

Flo: Just trust me, Julia!

Chris: And, go!

(whale swims in water and disappears)

Undulen: Will it work?

Joshua: Lets hope not.

Julia: (bites nails) Please!

Flo: (covers eyes) Come on...

(whale comes back with Sophia, Marilyn, Richard, Olivia, Wyatt and Jason)

Julia: (gasps) Woohoo! That worked! Good job Flo- i mean, i guess you didn't do terribly.

Jason: What happened! But you two aren't arguing, so...

Chris: That was impressive! 4 out of 5!

Stacey: I also give it a 4/5!

Undulen: Since i am so independent, i wont bandwagon so i'll give you a 3.

Paul: Aww, man!

Stacey: That gives you a total of 11 which means you guys win!

Chris: Undulen, you can go (pushes Undulen into water) Wannabes, meet me at elimination in 10 minutes.

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Paul: Brett is steel i mean still traumatized from his S2 experience.

Nmet: Oh, ok. And why should I care?

Paul: I remember he got 2 votes, if us two vote for him, it could mess with him more later.

Nmet: Wow! I am impressed! You are smarter than you look!

Paul: I know I am, but are you sure you want to?

Nmet: It's actually a good idea, we can do it, so vote Brett ok!

Paul: Ok?

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Pierre: Is there a problem BFF?

Joshua: Hannah is just getting on my last nerve, its so annoying!

Pierre: Man, we can vote for her, if you want.

Joshua: Really?

Pierre: Sure, i don't like her either.

Joshua: Well, um, thanks Pierre.

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Nmet(CONF): I can pin the blame on Paul later by sticking with this.

Paul(CONF): Am i turning, evil? Seeing Yasmine's karma, i don't want to fall down the same path.

Hannah(CONF): Sarcastic stupid someone is so squished! What, it sounded semi-cool.

Joshua(CONF): Duh.

Pierre(CONF): I need to show Josh i am there for him, maybe he will open up more?

Brett(CONF): I swear, if i get out...

Steph(CONF): I think you are annoying, you should go now.

Attica(CONF): You don't offer anything to us, sorry not sorry.

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Pierre: Oui!

Steph: (kisses Attica)

Attica: Youre cute.

Chris: Nmet and Paul, you two are also safe.

Nmet: Good.

Paul: Phew!

Chris: Joshua, you got one vote, but you are still safe.

Joshua: Cool.

Hannah: Hannah, wait what!

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Brett: 2 votes? AGAIN!

Hannah: SO I'M OUT! URGH! THIS GAME IS CRAZY!

Pierre: That is why you are out.

Joshua: Yeah, get out of here, annoying girl, no-one likes you.

Pierre: Thats a bit harsh hombre.

Nmet: I don't know how you thought you'd win.

Hannah: GAH! (walks out to the Jeep of Shame)

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Hannah: Isn't that how antagonists are like?

Chris: Yeah, but you aren't strategic.

Hannah: Just get me out of here.

Chris: My pleasure(Hannah drives away)

Chris: Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna do the ending?

Stacey: (walks in) Sure! Its 7-9, who will get out next! Will the Falcons continue their winning streak? More questions with more answers another time on Total, Drama: STARS OF THE SEASONS!

Chapter 4: A Spicy Signal
Stacey: Last time, on Total Dra- (Mrs McLean walks in)

Mrs McLean: Shut up. I'm doing the recap today.

Stacey: Really, because Chris told me to do it?

Mrs McLean: Well Chris has been paying way more attention to you than he has to me! So let me ace this recap!

Stacey: Uhh, Maria? Are you ok?

Mrs McLean: DON'T CALL ME MARIA! My name is Mrs McLean! And you can not flirt with my husband! Grr! (runs away)

Stacey: ....Why am I working with that moron?

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Joshua: Economy class is terrible. (rat goes on his head) Eww! I rest my case.

Pierre: I can't disagree with that?

Brett: That means we will have to try extra hard today if we want to win!

Paul: I'm not the lightest i mean brightest person on earth, but wasn't trying hard our aim from the start?

Steph: Exactly! But we need to put it even more effort today!

Steph(CONF): The rest of the team looks suspicious, so no more throwing or big moves. Figures. As if i am smart enough to devise a good enough plan.

Nmet: Sure, yay. Where is Attica?

Attica: (running around and cleaning) When's the last time they cleaned this place, 1735! I have to clean it up!

Paul: Attica, lets leave it dirty because we won't be sleeping here again!

Attica: Still, i'd like the other team to not barf in this cheap area! I'm going to go to Chris.

Nmet: Why?

Joshua: The only good thing about here is that Chris isn't in your face. Just relax!

Attica: I need more cleaning materials. I just like seeing things spotless.

Brett: It's whatever. She wants to clean, let her clean.

Nmet: Paul do you want to have breakfast with me?

Paul: I'm not this i mean that hug-

Nmet: NOW. (Nmet and Paul walk away)

Brett(CONF): Maybe while Nmet and Pierre are gone, we can discuss some moves with Pierre and Josh.

Brett: Hey dudes, what do you think those 2 are talking about?

Pierre: I don't know actually.

Joshua: Nmet forced Pierre to leave, which means she is probably going to say something she doesn't want us to hear.

Brett: Wow, you are pretty smart!

Joshua: Hahaha. Oh, you are serious.

Pierre: You do have a point buddy, so it is probably about voting!

Brett: Steph, are you hearing this?

Steph: Yeah. But it is our alliance versus theirs. 3-2.

Joshua: Wait, what?

Pierre: You guys are teaming up?

Steph: Heh, oops.

Brett: Oh umm, do you two want to join?

Pierre: I guess there is no reason not to.

Joshua: Yeah, if we are treated equally, and not just as a scapegoat.

Steph: Yep. Welcome to the alliance!

Steph(CONF): Why am i so bad at this, i leaked out our alliance! If Brett wasn't there, i wouldn't know what to do!

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Paul: What do you want?

Nmet: We need to theorize who is going next.

Paul: Can't we wait until we lose a challenge?

Nmet: NO! Because seeing 5 people vote for Hannah, means we are in the minority.

Paul: I don't get it.

Nmet: (facepalms) Paul. There are 7 people on our team, everyone voted for Hannah except us. Which means they will vote for one of us next.

Paul: Ooooh, i get hit i mean it now.

Nmet(CONF): Why does he have to be so dumb.

Paul: Then what do we do, just give up?

Nmet: Remember in New York when we made a deal, you vote with me and i help you with your problems?

Paul: So?

Nmet: It's showtime now! Your first problem is that you can't think strategically. Steph, Attica and Brett are aligned, so sometime today, you have to convince Joshua and Paul to vote with us!

Paul: I meant more of my disability to weak i mean speak English, not my strategies.

Nmet: If you talk to people and constantly think about not doing it, eventually, you'll stop it! Its the best way to help the both of us!

Paul: (sigh) Fin i mean fine.

Nmet(CONF): I have no idea if talking to people will help his speech. But i don't care! If we have the majority, then we can focus on the minor issues, like Paul.

Paul(CONF): In season 1, Olivia didn't use me the way Nmet is? I'm confused.

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Chris: Yeah victim?

Attica: I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me that.

Chris: I'd appreciate if if you could shut up so i don't throw you off the plane!

Attica: Whatever. Chris, can i have like a mop, some alcohol wipes, air re-freshener would be nice too.

Chris: Sure, but why.

Attica: I wan't to clean up the disgusting economy class we've slept in for 2 nights.

Chris: Hmm, so YOU want to clean it up?

Attica: Sure! I love cleaning if you didn't know.

Chris: I watched your audition tape. You have an "emergency kit" for all bug invasions and spills.

(Clip from Attica's audition tape)

Attica: I would love to leave the house and make some new fri- (sees bug on the floor) OH NO YOU WILL NOT INVADE MY HOME! (takes out 2 spray cans, 1 insect repellent, 1 bug spray and sprays at bug) Now i need to make sure he isn't pla