User blog:Bocaj910/BocaJ's Official Story Review 001 --- Total Drama Craziness

Hello my loyal and diverse friends, how's living a sedentary lifestyle at the computer going for you?...

Kidding, kidding. :P Nearly a week ago I asked you all who would like to have their story reviewed, and I received a ton of applicants. Fearing I might become overwhelmed, I have new rules and restrictions to giving out story reviews: This week, as you may have inferred from the title, I will be reviewing Shane's Total Drama Craziness. Please be sure to share your own opinions on the story as I progress through the story.
 * 1) You must have at least ten chapters of your story posted; I don't want to review a story only for it to be canceled. Of course, if your story is shorter than ten chapters, I'll make an exception.
 * 2) You must be respectful and patient; don't constantly bug me about reading or else I won't read.
 * 3) Don't complain about negative reviews; I will be brutally honest and anal --- no "sugar-coating" my review. Of course, there's a difference between a negative review and being rude and biased. If you feel my review was too subjective or offensive, follow rule #4.
 * 4) If you feel that there is something wrong with my review, or that I missed something, calmly tell me on my talk page.
 * 5) Only ask me to review your story if you are completely sure that you will finish it, if it isn't already.If you have to cancel the story for any reason, warn me beforehand.