User blog:Ben109/Breakout News! Da Ben Might Make a Successful thing-a-magig!

In a world where criminals have no say!

“Like the crackpot country we live in now?” Face muttered.

“Damn Obama-care!” Ritchie cursed.

Where guards are idiots!

“I can hear you!” Copper screamed.

In one prison they plan to escape!

“We do? Yes!” Ben said delightfully.

A Ben109 production!

“Yeah I can make stuff!” Ben109 complained.

Love and action combine!

“I don’t think they should see us. What if they flip out?” Haily asked Ben.

“We can take them.” Ben rooted.

One will save them all in the end.

“One,” Face said, “Yeah it’s me.”

Oh and one of them is a snitch.

“WHAT!” the prisoners screamed.

“SHUT UP!” Copper screamed.

Prievew-The Insane Asylums Cell!
Ben laid there on the bench with a harmonica and a bag of Twinkies. “Remember when we were free snickers!”

“I’m A bag of Twinkies you idiot!” the bag replied.

“I’m going nuts,” Ben shaking his head.

“Going?” Face inquired in the background.

“I remember New Orleans It was awesome until they caught me selling snuff,” Ritchie said.

“You Were a-“

“No No stuff not snuff,”

“Dang it,” Bruce said disappointingly.

“I heard a new person’s coming in this cell.

“Hello I’m,” The Girl who just entered looked at Ben, “You!”

“Nice to meet you, You!” Bruce said.

“Hailly?” Ben asked. The girl Nodded Ben ran around the cell.

“YOU BROKE MY HEART!” Hailly yelled following Ben.

“HIDE ME!” Ben yelled hopping into Ritchie jacket, “Wait is that a burrito?”

“Heh Heh no,” Ritchie said with shifty eyes.

“I won’t hurt you Ben,” Haily said compasiontly.

“Good I was worried,” Ben walked over to Hailly who grabbed him by the throat. “You lied!”

“I will rip pout your eyes and shove them down your butt just so you can see me kicking it!” Hailly screamed.

Ben choked and coughed, “You’re a bit dramatic aren’t you?”

The screen went dark and showed a guard.

“Greetings, I’m copper and I’m totally allowed to do this there s so much drama on the security cameras especially at night in the girls cells. Rawr!”

“Now I’m gonna take my break night!” Copper fell asleep sending the screens to a commercial.

(The scene cuts to Ben and Ritchie)

“Please don’t try anything you see on the cameras,” Ritchie said.

“Yeah I’ve been injured three times already!” Ben said as the Breakout sign falls and whacks him off screen while Ritchie laughs and the sign hits him too.