Total Drama: Wiki Island

Trey takes 19 TDIFF wiki users (and one whale) to an island in the middle of nowhere, never touched by civilization (until Chris McLean started construction of his mini-mall). Who will survive?

Cast Bios
Brandon, the Egotist.

Personal Claim to Fame: That, compadre, is a tough one... Everything about me is awesome, thus, I choose not to answer this.

Inspiration in Life: Me, probably. Or Aerosmith. But probably me.

Hobbies: Is 'myself' a hobby?

Pet Peeves: People who don't appreciate my greatness, dill pickles.

If You Could Have Three Things On The Island What Would They Be And Why:

1. A picture of myself.

2. My iPod.

3. A picture of myself WITH my iPod.

Total Drama Contestant You Are Most Like: I'm one of a kind, man. Better than all who came before me.

Reason For Being On Total Drama: To show the world my awesomeness, and hopefully get a spin-off, like "Brandon and Sprink Plus 8."

Why you think You'll Win: I mean, seriously. Look at me.

Bruno, He of The Terrible Grammar.

Personal Claim To Fame: I doesn't is knowing, I thinks peoples just is like me for who I is.

Inspiration In Life: The Whale. Duh.

Hobbies: Worshipping whales, being Brazilian, checkers.

Pet Peeves: The worst part is when we don't go to The Whale.

If You Could Have Three Things On The Island What Would They Be And Why:

1. My 'The Whale' plush toy, to help me sleep at night.

2. A razor, so I can is shaving my legs.

3. A jar of pickles, for the snack.

Total Drama Contestant You Are Most Like: Probably I is one of ze characters from a n00b story, cuz they is speaking the same ways as I does.

Reason For Being On Total Drama: Cuz I heard The Whale is going is to be there.

Why You Think You'll Win: Cuz i am hassing the winning personalifications.

CK, The Reality Show Superfan.

Personal Claim To Fame: Being able to recite every elimination in order from every single season of Survivor, and Big Brother.

Inspiration In Life: Probably Yul Kwon, or Dan Gheesling, or Richard Hatch, or... really anyone who's won Big Brother or Survivor.

Hobbies: Big Brother. Survivor. Repeat.

Pet Peeves: When a football game runs to long and gets in the way of MY BIG BROTHER!

If You Could Have Three Things On The Island What Would They Be And Why:

1. A loyal ally.

2. A computer to watch my shows on.

3. My blankie.

Total Drama Contestant You Are Most Like: Ivan, cuz he knows his sh**.

Reason For Being On Total Drama: Cuz, I didn't get accepted to Big Brother or Survivor...

Why You Think You'll Win: Cuz I know everything there is to know about reality TV.

MOAR TO BE ADDED...