User blog comment:Shadowgeoff/TDIFF Wiki Election 2016/@comment-1844926-20160604072405

Name: Red "Reddy" "God" "That Motherf*cker" Dude

Running Mate (Vice Presidential Nominee): Ben109

Past Positions: Former Wiki villain, former petty thief, former director of the Wiki Chat Board, current washed-up has-been, gay model, purest chaste angel of the wiki, host of Redvivor, tattoo artist and Adult Fiction author

Positive Qualities: 404 Error Not Found

Campaign Promises and Goals: Will figure out how to get a Nick Maiorano bot on chat, establish a "Pride Day" where the wiki background is changed to the rainbow flag every week, will deport BrunoSomebody back to Bolivia, will induce martial law, will pass legislation requiring everyone to buy the Our Own House album on iTunes, will give everyone I like a free sticker

Why You Should Be President: I basically am already hello