User blog:Toadgamer80/Survivor: Gabon Rankings

So, I really need to get back up to date on these rankings, I finished this season like a month ago, it was an awesome season. As good as Tocantins, if not better. Lots of cool personalities, an amazing location (why don't they go to Africa more often, Madagascar would be epic) and a really satisfying elimination order. I didn't hate any contestants (surprising, yes, I know) so that's another factor that makes it awesome. OK, here goes.

So, yeah, this season is awesome, watch it. :P It was a little better than Tocantins, mostly for the huge amount of comedy, but I loved all 3 of those seasons (China/Gabon/Tocantins).
 * 1) Sugar - I love her so much. Sugar is seriously one of my favorite contestants ever. XD So yeah, she's so... Idk, likable. I love how she was always at Exile Island pre-merge, it makes for some (possibly accidental) good comedy. I really feel sorry about her dad's death, so I understand how she's struggling and whatever, but still seems to play the game really well. Her answers to the jury at the FTC sucked, but so did Manhanda's, and I love her as well, lol. Oh, and she's hot. ;\
 * 2) Susie - Susie was awesome. She was really likable, and was the underdog of the season. Honestly, I'm surprised not many people talk about her, since she was really cool and entertaining. If I wasn't spoiled before, I would have thought she'd have won over Bob. I love Bob too, but I thought Susie was more deserving, so yeah.
 * 3) Bob - Yep, the final three was also my top three favorites. Pretty awesome F3. So, Bob is a super cool guy, he reminds me of a less boring and more wilderness-y Chappy. ;\ He was a really good winner, and I thought I wouldn't like him because people on Sucks say he was bad, but he proved me wrong. Congrats, Bob. (I'd love to have him as a teacher. He'd be better than Chappy. >.>)
 * 4) Crystal - YOU HAVE MADE MAH LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU GO HOME. GOODBYE. (all that aside, I loved Crystalg.oddess, she was one of the funniest this season and had amazing lines. Eat yo' rice. But despite being an Olympic athlete, I didn't think she was really that... athletic. lol)
 * 5) Kenny - I loved Kenny, I totally identify with him since if I was on Survivor, I'd DEFINITELY be the guy who talks about how hot girls are and video games and whatnot. He was really strategic and made some douchebaggy moves, but was still nice to the others, so I gotta give him props for that. I bet I could beat him in SSB. ;\
 * 6) Matty - What a guy. Matty looked and talked kind of like a stereotypical douchebag, and I thought he would be one, but he was actually really nice. I love how close he was to his GF, and how he proposed to her at the loved ones visit. IDK why, it just struck me as sweet. :p But yeah, he should return.
 * 7) Charlie - Oh, gotta love Camp Gays who masquerade as Straight Gays and gush about Marcus in confessionals. He had a striking resemblance to Todd, which was kind of eerie, and he was a nice guy. His and Marcus' bromance <3 #CharlieHerschelAttorneyAtLaw
 * 8) Jacquie - I was really surprised that she got out as early as she did. I thought she would have done really well, and she was really nice.
 * 9) Randy - I feel sorry for the guy, I don't think he's an evil person in real life, just really lonely. He was a dick during the show, but he was really entertaining, and I enjoyed watching his various antics. I hope he learned that liking people is okay. :B
 * 10) Kelly - She was cool, but why is there always a blonde Kelly who does nothing? XD But she was less invisible for the last few episodes she was there. Really nice, and should get a second chance.
 * 11) Corinne - ...Bleh. I loved her and despised her at the same time. Unlike Randy, I do think she's a mean person in real life, and I'm glad I don't know anyone like her. (Oh, wait...) But yeah, the infamous jury speech to Sugar... I wanted to punch her in the face :) (omg u so sexiest donchu no u cant punch gurlz) I can't wait to see her next season, though. That will be epic. XD
 * 12) Marcus - Seemed like a nice guy, I wish he would have made it farther. Oh yeah, I forgot about that incident. sexy :)
 * 13) Ace - He was a weird guy. I don't know if his British accent was real or not... But he was also a good strategist, and it was kind of OOC for Sugar to blindside him. Whatever. He should return for a HvV, he'd be perfect.
 * 14) GC - He was cool, the whole him wanting to be a leader then resigning thing wasn't, but I liked him.
 * 15) Gillian - She was really nice, it sucks that she was out so early. :C I'd love a grandma like her. XD
 * 16) Dan - Kinda boring, but a good guy. He was really over paranoid in his boot episode, but that would be me too. A mixture of Kenny and Dan, basically.
 * 17) Michelle - Well, she was first boot, so not much to say... I was expecting some of her x Kenny, though. I do love me some Survivor romance. She seemed nice, but was too negative.
 * 18) Paloma - The exact same person as Carolina from Tocantins. She was nice, though, and I didn't hate her.
 * 1) Survivor: China
 * 2) Survivor: Gabon
 * 3) Survivor: Tocantins
 * 4) Survivor: One World
 * 5) Survivor: Philippines