Total Drama Country Club

Twenty-one contestants are recruited to compete for $1,000,000 and their own country club at the country club they could be winning.

Competitors

 * Mary Lou

Team Backbreaker

 * Caitlin
 * Ciaran
 * Fefe
 * McKay
 * Ryann

Team Intergalactic

 * Aden
 * Anthony
 * Ellie
 * Jean
 * Queenie

Team Huggies

 * Baby Eddie
 * Genevieve
 * Joyce
 * Laken
 * Lauretta

Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad

 * Abraham
 * Carlos
 * Enrique
 * Jonothon
 * Ty

Chapter 1 - Livin' Luxuriously
"Hello viewing world. If you don't know me, this is probably the first TV show you've watched. I'm Chris McLean, and I'm standing by Golden Hills Country Club. Here, I will bring 21 teenagers to stay and compete in challenges until one lucky winner will get $1,000,000 and rights to the country club. Let's meet the first contestant, Ty."

A strong, light-haired boy walks up. "What's up, Chris?"

"Not much." Chris said. "You pumped?"

"Totally." Ty said. "I'll rip the competition apart."

"Here's our next contestant, Abraham." Chris said.

A boy with short, but curly hair walks up. "Cool country club."

"I know, right?" Chris said.

"Does it have a Gbox?" Abraham asked.

"A what?" Chris asked.

"Noob." Abraham retorts.

"Okay then." Chris said. "Let's welcome Laken."

Laken walks up. The two boys whistle.

"Laken is a bikini model." Chris said.

"Awesome." Ty said.

Another girl walks up. "And this is Joyce." Chris said.

"Is she a bikini model?" Abraham asked hopefully.

"No." Chris said. "But she easily could be."

"You don't have to tell me that." Ty said.

"Now here's Anthony." Chris said.

A boy with shaggy hair and glasses walks up. He is reading a book.

"How are you doing?" Chris asked.

"Yeah, cool, whatever." Anthony said, completely ignoring the question.

"Wow." Chris said. "Pretty boring cast. Let's welcome Jean."

"Oooh..." Joyce said. "French dude."

"Bonjourno." Jean said. "How is everyone?"

"Good." Chris said. "Next is Caitlin."

A tough girl walks up and pushes Ty to the ground. Ty rubs his head.

"What's your problem?" he asked.

"You were in my way!" Caitlin screamed.

"This...lovely female has won many records in her school for guys' wrestling." Chris said.

Ty stands up. "I could take her easily."

"Any day." Caitlin said.

"Next is Ryann." Chris said.

Someone with really short hair walks up.

"Hey dude, what's up?" Abraham asked.

"Not much." Ryann said glumly.

"Come on." Abraham said. "Perk up."

Abraham slapped Ryann on the butt.

"You pervert!" Ryann shrieked. Ryann hit Abraham to the ground.

"Dude, it's a girl." Abraham said.

"Of course I'm a girl!" Ryann yelled. "You guys knew that, right? Right?"

Everyone is silent.

"Sure..." Chris said. "Moving on. Here's Carlos."

A fat boy walks up to the group. Abraham starts laughing.

"Look out, guys!" Abraham said. "This guy might eat you."

"Shut up!" Carlos shouted.

"Don't be so mean." Laken said.

"Next up is Mary Lou." Chris said.

A girl walks up.

"Oh look." Abraham said. "Another fat one. You two would make the perfect couple."

"Stop being so cruel." Laken said.

"It's okay." Mary Lou said. "I don't mind. It helps with my singing."

"You can sing?" Jean asked.

"Sure." Mary Lou said. "I can show you."

Mary Lou opens her mouth to sing, but Chris covers it.

"Not enough time." Chris said. "We still have more contestants to go through. Here comes McKay."

McKay runs up.

"Sup, losers?" McKay asked.

"Wow." Ty said. "What a poser."

"You're pretty skinny, dude." Abraham said.

"Don't let my looks fool you." McKay said. "I'm a hockey player."

"Not a good one." Ty mumbled.

Everyone started laughing. McKay growled.

"Now here's Aden." Chris said.

"Hey everybody." Aden said in a deep, nasally voice.

"Nice voice." Abraham said sarcastically.

"Thanks." Aden said. Abraham glared at him.

"Next is Ciaran." Chris said.

"And my pet rabbit, Rodney." Ciaran said.

"Aww..." Laken said. "He's so cute."

"I know." Ciaran said. "I love animals."

"Here comes Lauretta." Chris said.

"Hey everybody." Lauretta said.

"Hey Lauretta." Laken said. "I'm Laken. Nice to meet you."

"Wow." Lauretta said. "You're very pretty. I wish I looked like you."

"Thanks." Laken said. "Don't doubt yourself though. You look nice too."

"Really?" Lauretta asked. "Thanks."

"Let's go." Chris said. "Man! Who's idea was it to have twenty-one contestants?"

An intern walks up. "I think it was yours."

"You're fired!" Chris shouted.

"No!" the intern shouted. "I have three kids!"

"Anyway, let's move on to Jonothon." Chris said.

A short, black kid walked up to the group.

"Hey." Jonothon said.

"Hey dude." Abraham said. "You look pretty strong."

"Really?" Jonothon asked. "Most people don't say that."

"They're probably intimidated." Abraham said. "You're a stud."

"Now here's Enrique." Chris said.

A tall, tanned Mexican walked up to everybody.

"Hola." Enrique said.

"Enrique is from Mexico." Chris stated.

"So am I." Carlos said. "Maybe we can start an alliance."

"I'm going to go with no." Enrique said.

"Now here's Genevieve." Chris said.

A tall, thin, beautiful girl walked up.

"I may start an alliance with her though." Enrique said.

"Back off, loser." Genevieve said.

"Fine." Enrique said. "Play hard-to-get. I'll win eventually.

"Next is Fefe." Chris said.

"Hi." Fefe said quietly.

"Can you speak up a little?" Jean asked.

Fefe murmured something.

"Now here is Ellie." Chris said.

A really short girl walked up. Everyone started laughing.

"Sorry." Laken said. "You're a little on the short side."

"It's okay. I get that a lot." Ellie said. "But I'm determined to win it."

"Now here's Queenie." Chris said.

A girl with a side ponytail and glasses walked up.

"Hey everybody." Queenie said in a nerdy voice. "I...I can't wait to compete."

"Sounds just like Aden." Abraham said. He and Enrique laughed.

"I sound nothing like her." Aden said. "My voice is deep."

"Whatever dude." Chris said. "Last, but not least, is Edward.

An awkwardly skinny boy walks up wearing a diaper.

"What up with the diaper?" Enrique asked in between laughs.

"I knew I'd admit this eventually." Edward said. "I have a diaper fetish. I get picked on at school for it, but I can't help it. I usually wear clothes over it, but I wanted to show people that even weird people like me can win if they try hard enough. I want you to call me Baby Eddie."

"That's creepy." Abraham said.

"I don't know." Joyce said. "I think it's kinda...cute."

"Me too." Laken said.

"I think that's everyone." Chris said. "Let me explain the rules. You will all sleep in the quarters that the interns set up in the shed."

"We're sleeping in a shed?" Genevieve asked.

"Two sheds, actually. Boys separate from girls." Chris said.

"Well, thank you." Ellie said sarcastically.

"Your confessional is in the weight room." Chris said. "You can share your secrets there."

"I bet you're wondering why I was being nice to Jonothon." Abraham said in a confessional. "He may seem weak, but he's black. He has to have some athletics in there."

"Abraham was pretty nice." Jonothon said in a confessional. "Too nice..."

"I can't believe Genevieve turned down an alliance with Enrique." Joyce said in a confessional. "He's such a hunk. Although Baby Eddie's really cute too. I can't really explain it, but he's kinda like a real baby."

"I turned the alliance with Enrique for a good reason." Genevieve said in a confessional. "I'm flying solo to the final two. This is my game."

"Now before the first challenge, we've prepared you all lunch." Chris said. "Here are ham and cheese sandwiches."

The interns start handing out the sandwiches.

"I can't have them, Chris." Abraham said. "It's not kosher."

"You're Jewish?" Chris asked.

"Yeah." Abraham said. "Why so surprised?"

"No reason." Chris said.

Everyone takes a bite into their sandwich. Enrique grabs a rock from the sandwich.

"What is this?" Enrique asked.

Baby Eddie, Caitlin, and Queenie also have rocks in their sandwiches.

"Congratulations." Chris said. "You four are the team captains."

"So we pick the teams?" Queenie asked.

"You'll find out next time on Total...Drama...Country Club!"

Chapter 2 - Take It to Court
"Last time on Total Drama Country Club, we saw the twenty-one contestants arrive. Not many of them were enthusiastic and one of them was wearing a diaper. I know, weird right? After being served lunch, Enrique, Eddie, Caitlin, and Queenie found out that they were team captains. Now we are at the tennis courts to see what they are going to do. This is Total...Drama...Country Club!"

"So what are we doing?" Enrique asked.

"We have four tennis ball launchers here." Chris explained. "You four will operate them and try to hit people with them."

"Nice." Caitlin said.

"Everyone else has to try and dodge them." Chris said.

"Let's start." Baby Eddie said.

"Wait." Chris said. "For fun, everyone has to take off all their clothes."

"Why?" Laken asked.

"More viewers." Chris said. He turned toward the camera. "Children under 12 should look away."

"I'm already good." Baby Eddie said.

"Okay." Chris said. "Everyone strip down to your undies."

Everyone started taking off their clothes. All of the guys were wearing nothing, but boxers and the girls were wearing bras and panties.

"Looking good, Joyce." Abraham said.

Joyce rolled her eyes.

The girls started staring at Enrique. Genevieve rolled her eyes.

"Why is everyone falling over Enrique?" Genevieve asked in a confessional. "He's not so hot. I'm voting him off first. He's playing with their minds. He's going to use them against me."

The seventeen contestants lined up on one side of the court. The four captains aimed at them with the tennis ball launchers.

"And...go!" Chris yelled.

The tennis ball launchers started pitching tennis balls. Enrique fired at Genevieve, but she dodged him.

"What the hell, Enrique?" Genevieve yelled.

Genevieve grabbed Carlos and used him as a human shield.

"Protect me with your lard of a body." Genevieve yelled.

Enrique hit Carlos with a tennis ball. He walked off the court.

Caitlin hit Ciaran and Ryann. They walked off.

Lauretta ran up to Laken and Joyce.

"Hey guys." Lauretta said.

"Hey..." Joyce said.

Abraham ran up to the three.

"Hello ladies." Abraham said.

"Score." Abraham said in a confessional. "Three of the hottest girls on this show, half-naked, and I was standing right next to them."

Suddenly, Baby Eddie pelted Lauretta, Laken, and Joyce with tennis balls. Abraham ran away, but Enrique hit him with a tennis ball.

Ty ran up to Jonothon. "Dude! Help!"

"What can I do?" Jonothon asked.

"You're strong." Ty said.

"I think people are stereotyping me." Jonothon said in a confessional. "I'm not that strong."

Jonothon and Ty are hit by Enrique.

Meanwhile, Anthony is sitting in the corner of the court, reading. A tennis ball from Queenie hits him, but he barely reacts. Queenie hit Aden and Ellie too.

Caitlin hit McKay and Fefe with tennis balls.

Genevieve, Jean, and Mary Lou ran around. Enrique aimed at Genevieve, but Baby Eddie hit her.

"Darn it!" Genevieve yelled.

Queenie hit Jean.

"Yes!" Mary Lou yelled. "I won!"

"Won?" Chris questioned. "You're eliminated."

"What?!" Mary Lou yelled in horror. "You said the challenge was to dodge the tennis balls."

"I never said that." Chris said. "I said that the four would have to shoot them at you. The people that the captains hit were on their team. You were not hit so you are not on any team."

"This is rigged!" Mary Lou shouted.

"Sorry. Time to go to the Limo of Losers!" Chris yelled.

The interns took her away.

"Now for the team names." Chris said. "The captains will decide."

"My team name is Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad." Enrique stated.

"Yeah!" Carlos shouted. Enrique rolled his eyes.

"We are Team Huggies." Baby Eddie shouted. Abraham and Enrique laughed and Baby Eddie glared at them.

"We'll be Team Backbreaker." Caitlin shouted. Ciaran cringed.

"I guess we're Team Intergalactic." Queenie said nasally.

"There you go." Chris said. "What will happen next on Total...Drama...Country Club!"

Chapter 3 - Bow and Aero
"Last time on Total Drama Country Club, the four new captains pelted our other contestants with tennis balls. Genevieve and Enrique's conflict heated up when Enrique focused on hitting her. Abraham didn't get off on the right foot with the girls after hitting on them. Ty relied on Jonothon for help, forming a possible alliance. In the end, Mary Lou was eliminated, although she thought she won invincibility. Haha, funny. Also, four teams were formed to compete in their first challenge right now on Total...Drama...Country Club!"

Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad sat in their room.

"Man, I wish I was on Team Huggies." Abraham said. "They have the hottest girls."

"Yes." Enrique said. "This is true, but they are also great players of this game. We should show them more respect."

"Why?" Abraham asked.

"Girls don't like guys who play it too hard." Enrique explained. "Maybe if we are nice to them, we can form an interteam alliance."

"Great idea Enrique." Carlos said.

"Don't talk to me." Enrique said. Carlos looked down.

"Besides fatty over here, we have a pretty strong team." Abraham said. "We can beat any team we cross. Right, Enrique?"

Enrique looked off into the distance.

"Enrique?" Abraham repeated.

"Sorry." Enrique said. "I'll be right back."

Enrique got up and left.

"That was weird." Ty said.

Meanwhile, the girls of Team Huggies are in their room.

"Eddie so cute!" Joyce exclaimed.

"I know, right?" Laken said. "It's kinda weird though. The diaper thing is kinda creepy."

"But it adds to the cuteness." Joyce added.

"Don't you think he's cute, Lauretta?" Laken asked.

"Ugh...yeah...of course." Lauretta said.

"You girls are pathetic." Genevieve said. "You're willing to fall over any guy who walks past you, even if he's wearing a diaper."

"You seem not to care about guys at all." Joyce said. "It's like you're a lesbian." Lauretta's eyes widen.

"I just have more self-control." Genevieve said.

"We don't fall for every guy, like that Abraham dude." Laken said.

"Yeah, he's so weird." Lauretta said.

"What about Enrique?" Genevieve asked.

The rest of the girls remained silent.

"See?" Genevieve said. "You guys are falling all over him."

"Why do you assume he's bad?" Laken asked.

"Why else would he go around being randomly nice to people?" Genevieve asked them.

"Because he's nice?" Joyce said.

"That's it!" Genevieve yelled. "I'm going to talk to him!"

Meanwhile, the guys of Team Backbreaker sit in their room. Rodney is sitting on Ciaran's lap.

"What ever happened to that Ryann guy?" Ciaran asked.

"I think he was a girl." McKay said.

"No way!" Ciaran said. "Don't be ridiculous!

"I'm pretty sure." McKay said.

Ciaran fed Rodney some carrots.

"That's a pretty cute bunny you got." McKay said.

"Thanks." Ciaran said. "He's really friendly. He wouldn't hurt a fly."

Later, Genevieve walked up the path next to the golf course. Enrique jumped out of the bushes.

"Enrique." Genevieve said surprised.

"Hello Genevieve." Enrique said. "Going out for a walk?"

"Enough of your games, Enrique!" Genevieve shouted. "If you do anything to mess up my team, I swear I'll..."

"Why do you think I want to sabotage your team?" Enrique asked. "In fact, I wanted to propose an alliance between our teams."

"No way!" Genevieve shouted. "We are never going to join an alliance with you."

"I'm sorry you feel that way." Enrique said. He walked away innocently, whistling.

The next day, Chris had all the contestants by the pool.

"Hello contestants." Chris said. "It's time for your second challenge. It is based on an activity made for middle-aged women who think they are getting fit."

"Knitting?" Anthony asked.

"No." Chris said. "Water aerobics."

"Easy." McKay said.

"You will all get in the pool and perform the moves that I do." Chris said. "The last one from each team will perform for their team in the final challenge."

"Let's do this!" Carlos shouted. The rest of his team sighed.

Meanwhile, Rodney hopped away from Ciaran towards the golf course. He suddenly, stood up and put on an agent hat. He pulled a flag out of the golf hole and jumped inside it. He fell down a slide and landed in a secret agent base with tons of vehicles, weapons, and buttons. Suddenly, a man showed up on a giant screen.

"Hello Agent R." the man said. "We've heard about strange activity from Dr. Greyback. Go and see what it is."

Rodney jumped in his hover car and flew out of the base.

Ciaran suddenly looked behind him. "Hey, where's Rodney?"

"Okay, everyone get in the pool." Chris said. "If I say you're out, then get out of the pool."

"Whatever." Fefe said.

Everyone got in the pool. Chris walked up to the side of the pool.

"Aren't you getting in?" Queenie asked Chris. She is wearing nose plugs.

"Nah." Chris said. "Don't want to get my hair wet."

Queenie nodded.

"Or get eaten alive." Chris murmured to himself.

Chris started doing simple aerobics moves and everyone else copied him.

Meanwhile, Rodney hopped off his hovercar and landed in a secret base. There was a man with a round nose and an eyepatch.

Suddenly, a cage landed on Rodney.

"Hello, Rodney the Rabbit." the doctor said. "I, Dr. Greyback, have come up a genuis plan. One day, I visited Venice and visited this amazing pizza place. Long story short, the chef hit me with a whisk and I am never allowed in Venice again. I have a plan to get revenge. I will use this."

Dr. Greyback gestured toward a machine.

"The H2O Risinator." he said. "It raises all water it hits straight into the air, which will flood the streets of Venice."

Dr. Greyback laughed maniacally while Rodney glared at him.

Meanwhile, all of the contestants are still copying Chris's moves.

"Now," Chris said. "Keep copying my moves while you are attacked!" He quickly pulls on a rope. A shaft in the pool opens and piranhas swim into the pool. The contestants start freaking out.

"I said keep copying the moves!" Chris yelled.

Everyone ignored him.

"Fine then." Chris said. He started pointing to different people. "You're out, you're out, you're out, you're out...and we have our four winners!"

Everyone ran out of the pool.

"From Team Huggies, it's Genevieve!" Chris yelled. "And Enrique from Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad."

"It will be an honor to fight you." Enrique said.

"Oh, shut up!" Genevieve yelled. Enrique looked surprised.

"And we have Caitlin from Team Backbreaker." Chris said.

"Yeah!" Caitlin shouted.

"And from Team Intergalactic, we have Aden." Chris said. "The challenge will be announced in a few minutes."

Enrique nudged Abraham. Abraham nodded and walked toward Joyce, Laken, and Lauretta.

"Hello." Abraham said.

"What do you want?" Joyce asked.

"I wanted to apologize." Abraham said. "I come on as a player, but I was taken over by your beauty. I'm sorry if you felt insulted."

Abraham walked away.

"And the deal is closed." Abraham said in a confessional. "Now Enrique can handle Genevieve and we have an interteam alliance."

Meanwhile, Rodney used a watch to fire a laser through the cage. He cut through the cage and jumped out. Dr. Greyback turned around right before Rodney tackled him.

Later, the contestants surround the pool, which now has a platform above it.

"The four contestants will now joust above the pool in a tournament. The first fight is between Genevieve and Aden." Chris said.

The two climbed up onto the platform and grabbed their jousting sticks.

"Go!" Chris yelled.

Genevieve swung at Aden, but he blocked.

"Hey look!" Genevieve said. "A group of paramecium feeding on fungi."

Aden turned around. "Where?"

Genevieve hit Aden into the water.

"Next up is Enrique and Caitlin." Chris said.

The two got on the platform and grabbed their jousting sticks.

Caitlin slammed Enrique with hers and knocked him down. She tried to hit him again, but he pushed her with his feet. She stumbled and Enrique knocked her off.

"No!" Caitlin shouted. "I can't lose!"

"Sorry muchacha." Enrique said.

"Now for the winner's bracket." Chris said. "Whoever wins gets a special reward."

Genevieve and Enrique got onto the platform.

"You're going down!" Genevieve shouted.

The two hit each other's jousting stick. They kept hitting against each other until Genevieve's flew into the water. Enrique raised his foot and kicked her off the platform. She fell into the water.

"I hate to admit it, but I don't think I stand a chance against Enrique." Genevieve said in a confessional. "He's stronger physically. Plus, since I'm on a team of all girls, he has complete control over their votes. They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so I'll go along with Enrique's plot, but throw it right back at him."

Caitlin and Aden picked up their jousting sticks.

"Whoever loses the losers' bracket will have to vote off a team member." Chris said. "Go!"

Meanwhile, Rodney and Dr. Greyback are fighting. Rodney knocked Dr. Greyback into the H2O Risinator and it fired.

The shot from the Risinator hit the pool at the country club. The water flew into the air and covered the platform. When the water fell back into the pool, Aden was hanging onto the platform and Caitlin was in the pool.

"I don't know what just happened, but Team Backbreaker loses the challenge and Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad wins the reward." Chris said.

"What is it?" Carlos asked.

"Full time access to the pool." Chris announced.

Team Hombres Viriles de Virilidad cheered, while Team Huggies groaned.

"It's not that big of a deal." Fefe said.

"You think eliminating one of our team members isn't that big of a deal?" McKay asked.

"Sure." Fefe said. "I mean, seriously, it doesn't hurt that much."

Suddenly, Rodney came up behind Ciaran.

"Oh, there you are, Rodney." Ciaran said.

Later, Team Backbreaker sat in the lobby. Chris walked in with a New York cheesecake.

"If I call your name, you will receive a piece of cheesecake, which means you're safe. If I do not call your name, you must take the Check-Out of Shame to the Limo of Losers." Chris said.

As he called the contestants's names, he threw them a piece of cheesecake.

"Ryann"

"McKay"

"Ciaran"

"Fefe and Caitlin are our bottom two. The final piece of cheesecake goes to..."

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"Caitlin"

"What?" Fefe said.

"I guess you still think elimination doesn't hurt, huh?" McKay said.

Fefe stood up and left.

Later, Genevieve met up with Enrique.

"I decided to join an alliance with your team." Genevieve said.

"I knew you'd see it my way." Enrique said.

"But I'll be watching you closely." Genevieve said. "And if you hurt my team in anyway, I will destroy you."

"Oooh...there's some drama! Will the interteam alliance last? Will Ciaran lose Rodney again? Is Ryann a guy or a girl? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Country Club!"