Total Drama Island (Webkinz Mania Style)

Total Drama Island is the hottest show on television. Twenty-two campers compete for one hundred thousand dollars and will take down tons of challenges, until there is one winner.

Cast

 * Chris is the host and Chef is the chef.
 * Webby, Owen, Lindsay, DJ, Gwen, LeShawna, Ezekiel, Eva, Justin, Izzy, Tyler, Heather, Courtney, Harold, Katie, Sadie, Trent, Duncan, Cody, Beth, Bridgette and Geoff are the contestants.

Chapter 1: Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
"Hello everyone. My name is Chris McLean, if you didn't know. But you should have known. Last time on Total Dr-" An intern comes over to Chris and whispers something to him.

"My bad... there was no last time! Anyways, we picked twenty-two teens to compete in this new show, Total Drama Island! Each week, they will face off in challenges and the losing team will pick someone to enjoy their ticket home or... somewhere else... Why don't we meet them now?" Chris says. The intern shook his head, no. Chris remembers, "Oh yeah, the theme song."

(theme song plays)

"We are back!" Chris announces. "Now, let's meet the contestants. Contestant number one, Ezekiel." Ezekiel picks his nose and walks off the boat, saying, "Hey Chris". Chris tells Ezekiel "Dude, don't try to get out too early... I understand that you are homeschool and you have no clue what you are doing, but at least do something." Ezekiel replies "Okay" and walks to the other side of the dock.

"Number two, LeShawna" Chris says. The large girl stares at Ezekiel, who is picking his nose. "What's his problem?" she asks Chris. "This is LeShanwa" Chris announces. Ezekiel looks up at LeShawna. "You look like my bull". "Excuse me?" "My bull is big and has a large butt like your's". "Don't insult my butt" LeShawna says angrily.

"Moving on" Chris says. A nut jumps off a boat into the water. "That must be Izzy." Izzy jumps out of the water right on the dock. "That was fun" she says and laughs for a while. "Weirdo" Chris says to himself, after Izzy passes by.

"Next up is Trent". The dude plays his guitar on the boat and walks out. Izzy runs up to him and begins to speed-talk. "Hi Trent. My name is Izzy. Nice guitar. Can I play it? Okay. Thanks." Izzy plays the guitar and all the strings get wrecked. "Hey" Trent says upset.

Two girls walk together off the boat squealing. "Hi, I am Sadie" says the bigger one. "And I am Katie" says the other one. "We are BFFFLs!" they both say at the same time. "Best Freak Friends For Lamb" Ezekiel asks. "No silly", says Katie. "Best Female Friends For Life" says Sadie. "Okay, eh" says Ezekiel. LeShawna rolls her eyes.

Ezekiel eats a worm found on the dock. "Ewwww" says Katie. Sadie says "is this kid mental or something?" Ezekiel spits the worm out. "I get Fs in homeschool. I am in first grade right now." DJ is up and sees a worm. DJ screams and hides behind Chris. "This is our chicken for life, DJ!" announces Chris. "I am freaked out when I see a worm" DJ says.

Next came Gwen. "I did not sign up for this". "Yes, you did" says Chris. "My brother dared me to" said Gwen. "Tough luck" says Chris. "I hate you so much" says Gwen. "I like you too Gwen". Gwen shrugs and walks away near Trent. They stare at each other and blush.

Lindsay followed. "Hi Paula, I am back home. Wait a second, where's the paparazzi?" Lindsay asks. "You signed up for this show" says Chris. "Are you the paparazzi" asks Lindsay. "I am the star of the show" Chris says. "You are? You don't glow or anything". Lindsay walks away. "Nice butt" says Lindsay to LeShawna. "Thanks" said LeShawna.

A tough boy gets off the boat. "This is Duncan everyone" Chris says. Duncan rolls his eyes. Tyler comes next and LeShawna was shaking her booty as Tyler passed her. Tyler falls off the dock into the water. Tyler gets out and LeShawna says "Sorry string bean". LeShawna says to herself "bad booty" getting annoyed.

A tough girl gets off the boat and drops her dumbbells on Ezekiel who is in pain staring at Eva. "What" she asks annoyed. Ezekiel looks away. "Have a problem kid?" asks Eva getting annoyed. Ezekiel says "Yes, eh". "What is it?" asks Eva. "Move those things away from my feet, eh". "Oh, these? What are they called?" "I dunno". "Idiot" screams the angry Eva.

"Don't go Hulk on us sister" says LeShawna. Eva rolls her eyes. "Next up is Courtney" says Chris. The polite girl walks off the boat passing Chris. "Thanks for the chance Chris". "You're welcome". Next came Bridgette who passed Chris. She stretches with her surfboard, hitting Ezekiel in the face. "Sorry" says Bridgette, swinging the surfboard by Eva. Eva breaks it in half. "Now, there is a lesson YOU WON'T FORGET!" she yells, silencing everyone.

"And a happily ever after? The end" says DJ. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" says Chris. "We continue and meet everyone". A scared DJ sighs. "Next is Geoff" says Chris. "'sup?" says Geoff, drinking some coke. "The red sky" says Ezekiel. "Skies aren't red right now, dude. But imagine if they were. That would be awesome!" says Geoff.

"Go there man" says Chris to Geoff. Geoff takes off his hat while passing Bridgette. Bridgette blushes once Geoff parks himself. "Eh, what's that you drinking" asks Ezekiel. "Is it honey? I drink honey. Hey honey, I'm home". "What the heck?" says Geoff.

Next comes Webby. "This is some person Webby" says Chris. "Who names a kid Webby" asks LeShawna. "Eh, who names a butt Shawndra?" asks Ezekiel. "Darn rumors spreading about my booty" says LeShawna.

Once Webby gets settled, a loud Owen comes screaming "AWESOME" making Webby fall in the water. Owen helps Webby out and says "sorry". "Win first introduction" says Chris."Where's the bathroom?" asks Owen. "The water" says Izzy. "I went in there earlier". Owen walks in the water and uses the bathroom. "Wait a second" says Webby. "I went in water USED by Izzy?" "Yes" says Izzy. Webby makes a sharp look.

"Got to go now" Izzy says running off on the island. Beth comes next and Eva says "The ugly duckling, much?", making Beth a bit upset. Beth walks next to Lindsay. Justin comes next trying to look as hot as he can for the meet and greet. "This is Justin" says Chris.

"Hi" says Justin. Ezekiel walks over to him about to touch him. "Don't touch me" says Justin. A Can't Touch Me Song begins to play as Justin tries to get away from Ezekiel. The song stops and everyone goes back to normal, except the girls and Owen, admiring Justin.

Heather follows with her sunglasses on, looking angry. She kicks Chris, walks to Webby and smacks him in the face. "Hey! What the heck was that for?" asks Webby. "Don't look at me" says Heather. Ezekiel stares at Heather. Heather walks over to him and stares at him. "A dumb one, easy for an alliance" says Heather to herself, taking off her sunglasses.

Cody came next walking past LeShawna, Lindsay and Bridgette saying "ladies". When Cody past LeShawna, he returned and said "You using your bu-". LeShawna stopped him. "Why does everyone comment on this butt?"

Last but not least came a dork with some glasses and the red hair. "Here is the dork, Harold" says Chris. "Hey!" says an upset Harold. "There was a camp called Dorky Steve's Dork Dorking Camp and I didn't go". "Dorky Steve say what?" says LeShawna. "Dorky Steve's Dork Dorking Camp" replies Harold. "The Dumb Stephen Dorkbells Darn Damp" asks Ezekiel. "Gosh! I am not repeating it."

"And with Harold, we have twenty-two contestants" says Chris. Follow me. Chris takes the campers to the bathrooms. "This is the outhouse or the confessional where you dish your secrets". Before Chris finished talking, Owen runs in.

In the confessional, Owen farts. "That couldn't wait" says Owen, running back out. "Can we talk about crushes, food, farting, food, Izzy, food. Did I mention food?" asks Owen. "You did mention food and never run in there again. I won't answer that question." Justin tells Owen what they can do in there and Owen laughs.

In the confessional, Owen draws a picture of Chris and draws a mustache. Chris comes in next and erases it. "So far, this camp has been boring. It's been stupid. What fun is this place anyways? How can the interns work here?" says Gwen, beginning to rant. The cameraman puts the rant in fast forward to ignore Gwen's criticism. "But, Trent is kinda cute..." says Gwen finishing her confessional message.

"I will pick these idiots off one by one, starting with hmmm... Trent. I can tell weird goth girl likes him. Not for long at least" says Heather in the confessional. "Woot! Can't wait to Party in Canada!" says Webby. "Did I hear music" asks Geoff following Webby in the confessional.

"I think we had enough time in there". The contestants who didn't go in the confessional complain, especially LeShawna. "A few more things before we wrap this up. Teams. If I call your name, you are on the Screaming Gophers. Webby, Owen, Justin, Lindsay, Heather, DJ, Eva, Harold, Trent, Gwen and LeShawna" says Chris. LeShawna stares at Heather who stares at Trent who stares at Gwen.

"Now, everyone else. You are a Killer Bass. I am talking to Geoff, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Duncan, Beth, Ezekiel, Courtney, Cody, Bridgette and Tyler". "Let's do one more thing before the episode ends, shall we?" The intern says "We are running out of time." Chris takes everyone to the Mess Hall to meet the chef.

Chef says "Hi everyone. MY NAME IS CHEF! I will give you the food AND YOU WILL EAT IT! No pizza, no farting" Chef said. He then stared at Owen. "And NO KISSING!" continued Chef. "And that's Chef, my best friend!" Chris hugs Chef, who knocks him out. "So, are you the one owning the game?" asks Ezekiel.

Ending the episode, Chef says "I. Own. You." to Ezekiel.

"Not the dramaticest episode, but this next week is worth watching in Total Drama Island" Chris says.

Chapter 2: Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
"Last time on Total Drama Island, we introduced all of the contestants, Owen, Beth, Webby, Heather, Lindsay, Gwen, Trent, Tyler, Izzy, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, the butt-shaker..." Chris says, before a slight pause. "Harold and the others we don't care about.... They are going to do their first challenge today, which is..." Chris begins to sing. "Jump off a cliff, jump off a cliff!"

(theme song plays)

Webby wakes up and goes to the bathroom. Heather is already in the shower. "Hello? Heather..." says Webby. "Ewwwwwwww.... go get my cream. NOW!" says Heather. Webby finds Heather's cream and gives it to her under the door.

Minutes past and Heather still didn't get out. The line for the shower grew. "Heather! HURRY IT UP!" screamed LeShawna. "My butt can't take it much longer". Owen begun to fart. "Heather has got to go" says Beth in the confessional. Chris announces the challenge:

"Today's challenge is to jump off a one thousand foot cliff. Go up to the huge cliff. I am waiting for you." says Chris, waving. The cast went up the cliff and Chris announced that the Bass will go first. Before they jumped, Chris said "whoever made it into the non-safe zone wouldn't get a point. Same if they were chicken. If they jumped on something and landed in safe, they'll technically be safe".

Geoff went first and jumped off the cliff, toward out of the safe zone. "Oh crap! I forgot. There are sharks in the non-safe zone. We don't think there are sharks in the safe zone, but there may be..." Bridgette jumped off to try to save Geoff, who just made it in the safe zone. "Woot!" screamed Geoff. In the confessional, Geoff was yelling "Sick awesome jumping." Bridgette landed safe herself. Next went Duncan, who didn't complain or scream.

Duncan landed safe himself. Izzy was up and jumped way out of the safe zone, right toward the shark zone, laughing. Her team was scared and begun to scream move right or move left. The sharks came out and Izzy was about a foot close to them when she jumped on them into the safe zone. "That's 3 for the Bass". Tyler was up and jumped. He crashed into the pole and into the unsafe zone, resulting in no points.

A shark came out and tried to bite him, but Izzy was still in the safe zone. Izzy jumped out again onto the shark. "No points for Tyler, but it's still three!" The Bass cheered. Cody went up and jumped, but was way out of the safe zone and went into the sand. Duncan laughed. Chris begun to also. "Get an intern for this." Cody was taken to the infirmary. "And he thinks he's good for the ladies" said the snotty Heather.

"Still three points" said Chris. "I can't do it. I am scared" said Beth. "That is just sad" said Heather. "I am not crying" said Lindsay. "Argh, I hate dimwits". "That's too bad Beth, three jumpers and three chickens" said Chris.

"Am I up?" said Katie. "No Sadie" said Sadie. "No, you are Sadie" said Katie. "I am?" said Sadie. "Yes" said Katie. "So who's Katie?" said Sadie. "You?" asked Katie. "No, I think it's you." "Stop confusing me" said Chris. Just jump together. "One, two, three". They jumped together. "Wait" said Chris. "Pause, rewind, continue, rewind, continue" he said. "It's good to see them dancing off a cliff". "Continue".

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" they screamed. "Can't they shut up?" said Heather. "You should shut up if you want others to" said Trent. "Nobody asked you" said Heather. "You shouldn't be talking skinny" said LeShawna. "Hey" said Heather. "I wish I could fire my butt's lazer. Too bad it's only used in 2011" said LeShawna.

"We don't always get what we always want, do we?" said Heather. "Whatever" said LeShawna. "Can we continue?" "Darn! I like catfights. Especially Speckles." said Harold. Everyone looks at him. "The cat with speckles". "Whatever" said Heather. "At least I'm popular".

"Courtney, you're up!" said Chris. "I have a slight problem." "Yes?" "This cliff is too high." "What do you want me to do about it?" "Make it smaller." "Can't do it." "Do it please." "Can't." "Please". "Can Not." "What about money?" "Hey!" said the Gophers. "Ooooooh, I am in. Make a one foot cliff for Courtney". As the interns begun to work, there was some screaming.

"I have seen this somewhere before" Webby said. Chris got his money, but pushed Courtney off the cliff. "That's MY bribe" he said. Courtney landed in the safe zone. "That is seven jumpers and three chickens or fail jumps. We have one more."

"I think I'm up, eh" said Ezekiel. "Hey Ezekiel" said Heather. "Make a small jump". "Alright, snot". "SNOT?!" "Woah, Homeschool owned Heather" said a shocking LeShawna. Ezekiel jumped into the safe zone. "Argh" said the worked up Heather.

"Gophers, you're up. You need more than seven jumpers for the win" Chris said. "I can't do it" said Webby. In the confessional, Webby said "I hate heights, but then again, Heather will spice up the drama to make LeShawna, Lindsay and Gwen jump. Maybe even herself". "I can't do it either" said DJ.

"You two are pathetic" said Heather. "I am not doing this either though, but I am ''not pathetic. If you need me, I'll be in the shower ripping up Gwen's diary." "Hey" said Gwen. "Woah, woah, woah" said LeShawna. "You did NOT just say that. You are jumping this cliff". "Make me. You rather shouldn't if you want your priceless butt to stay alive" said Heather. ''

"At least I won't be your so called pathetic like you". "I am not pathetic". "Oh, yes you are". "How?" "Jump off this cliff". "Make me". "Fine". LeShawna grabbed Heather and with her foot, kicked her, making her fall all the way down.

"If we lose, you are so dead" said Heather. "I won't die in years hun." said LeShawna. "Geoff, have more honey?" asked Ezekiel. "You don't get it, do you" said Geoff. LeShawna jumped off into the safe zone, right next to Heather.

LeShawna then farted. "ARGH! LESHAWNA! I hate you SO much!" said Heather. "That wasn't me. That was my butt. Don't blame it. It didn't mean it." "As if you pig." "Either way, that's two for the Gophers" said Chris. "Two chickens and two jumpers. Who's next?"

"I went to Jumping Steve's Off the Cliff Jumping Camp, so I should go" said Harold. Harold jumped in. "Three jumpers and two chickens". Justin jumped out but a shark got him. The shark didn't eat him. The shark ratherly hugged him and put him into the safe zone, resulting getting a point. "Awwwwww" Lindsay said.

"Where's Hannah though?" she asked. "Pay attention" said Heather down. "How did you get down there?" asked Lindsay. "I jumped." "Jumped off what?" "The cliff". "What cliff?" In the confessional, Heather said "It's like I'm the mime and she has no idea what I am saying". "The stupid cliff you are on" Heather said. "The cliff isn't stupid" said Lindsay.

"I won't jump" said Lindsay. "Good luck with that Lindsay" said Heather. "I have my good l-" At that moment, Lindsay slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff into the safe zone. "Heather, what just... happened?" said Lindsay. "We are going to need a talk" said Heather. "A long talk".

"Five jumpers and two chickens" said Chris. Gwen and Trent jumped and made it said, meaning "seven jumpers and two chickens". "Two more jumpers and you'll win!" Eva jumped in and made it in the safe zone.

"Owen, you need this jump for the win" said Chris. In the confessional, Owen said "I was pretty scared, but I cannot lose this challenge for my team". In the confessional LeShawna said, "I thought me and my butt was having a troubled time, but this will be harder for the big guy".

In the confessional, Gwen said "If he missed this, he was going to die". Owen closed his eyes and jumped all the way down screaming, into the safe zone, causing the win for the Gophers! "The first win of the season goes to the SCREAMING GOPHERS!"

The Gophers begun to scream. "Along with immunity, you guys get your very own hot tub, to share of course for the rest of the season." The Gophers stared at him. "Hey! We didn't have enough money to afford hot tubs for each eleven of you." In the confessional, Chris said, "I needed the money to pay for a yacht, a mansion and five hot tubs JUST right for me. They can do whatever they want with their money, but not hottubo for themselves".

"Killer Bass, what can I say? You guys did bad. Vote someone off". In the Mess Hall, the Bass decided who to vote off. Courtney said "I think it should be Ezekiel". "Why?" asked Ezekiel. "First off, you picked your nose". "What? There is big deeds in there." "You are gross." "That's good, eh."

"We shouldn't vote Ezekiel off. He did stick up to Heather, who wanted to trick him into jumping into the out zone" said Geoff. "True" said Courtney. "I was? I thought I was supposed to be in the out zone, eh. She's still a big snot, eh". "Classic Ezekiel" said Geoff.

"When will Cody be back?" asked Katie. "That's it!" said Courtney. "Cody". "What about him?" asked Sadie. "We can vote him off, because he screwed up. "But Beth did too". Beth stared at Geoff. "Just saying". "Who cares about him?" said Courtney. "Hey!" said Beth. "It's true. You are growing hair on your armpit". "Eva does also".

"My bull has lots of hair also. Almost like how LeShawna has hairy feet. She's like a troll except with her big butt". LeShawna, in the other table said "Excuse me? Why do I always catch you talking about my butt?" In the confessional, Heather said "Ezekiel must like LeShawna. Maybe I can use him and get him or her eliminated by one small smack in the behind".

A few hours passed and the votes were cast. "These are the marshmallows I talked about last week. If you get one, you are safe for now. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again. Got it?" Ezekiel nodded his head.

In the confessional, LeShawna said "I hope I did what was right. I told the Bass to eliminate Ezekiel for constantly talking about my butt. And picking his nose. I think I got majority of them there. Poor Shawndra."

"The first marshmallow goes to Beth. The second marshmallow goes to Bridgette" said Chris. Bridgette winked at Geoff. "The third marshmallow will go to Geoff. The fourth marshmallow goes to Izzy" Chris said. "We have Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Duncan, Ezekiel, Cody and Tyler left. Once again, the camper who doesn't receive any of these remaining six marshmallows will go home on the Dock of Shame on the Boat of Losers."

"The quiet Duncan is safe" said Chris. In the confessional, Cody said: "And here I am in the final six now. I hope I get a marshmallow. I feel a lot better. Except for my arm, and my chin, and my neck, and my hand, and my foot, and my--- OW! My mouth."

In the confessional, Tyler said: "What did I do wrong? I just made it out somehow. I wished I didn't go on the other side. Then, I wouldn't have been out and we could've tied it and possibly won". "Katie and Sadie are safe". Katie and Sadie squealed. In her bed, Heather yelled "SHUT UP!" LeShawna loudly said "Do not start string beam".

"We have a few marshmallows left. Tyler, Courtney, Ezekiel or Cody. One of you will take a ticket to the Boat of Losers" Chris said. "Tyler, you're safe". In the confessional, Tyler said: "Yes" and begun to sing We are the World. The cameraman said: "Learn how to sing. This is how you sing it", before getting cut off.

"Two marshmallows left. Courtney, you are safe." In the confessional, Courtney said: "I knew it all along". In the confessional, Duncan said: "She was scared. I could make a book about it. Then, she says that she wasn't scared of losing. What a liar. But Princess is kinda cute...." In the confessional, Courtney said: "Duncan is so not my type. Even if he was, why would I like him?"

"Surprised?" "Yeah" said Ezekiel. "Please don't lose" said Cody in his wheelchair. "The final marshmallow goes to..."

"Er... let's wait a bit" said Chris. "It goes to":

"EZEKIEL! Time to go Cody!" "Bye, eh" said Ezekiel. "But why?" said Cody. "You are useless. Nothing much else to say" said Courtney. "And there ends yet another thrilling episode of Total Drama Island. Join us next week to see who will stay up the longest and will Duncan and Courtney get married. Just kidding for all of you Duncan and Courtney fans. This is Chris McLean signing off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Chapter 3: The Big Sleep
"Last time on Total Drama Island. Everyone had to jump off a cliff. There were some chickens and fails, including Cody's, which caused his elimination. But LeShawna and Heather were on hot water while the challenge. Before the theme plays--" said Chris.

(theme song plays)

"Argh. Okay. Now that the theme is played, here's what Ezekiel said about LeShawna" said Chris. In the confessional, Ezekiel says: "Lindsay said that LeShawna had a cute butt. I agree, eh. There was some cool rumor about it. I am on the hot girl's side for saying LeShawna's booty is big. It's true, eh. The ugly girl said that LeShawna's butt was no prettier than their face. I disagree, eh. She looked like a camel or something eh."

Owen woke up and went into the kitchen, craving some chocolate bars. "Hungry". In the confessional later that day, he said: "I got to stop sleepeating.... sleepeating...."

Everyone else woke up, but a fight begun in the girls cabin. "Who ate my cheetos?!" said the angry LeShawna. "I did" said Heather. "You did?" asked Lindsay. "Yes". "Heather, you owe me cheetos" said LeShawna. "You can't make me" said Heather. In the confessional, LeShawna said "Heather has been bugging me. At least I can eliminate her 23/6. The other part of the time, she has immunity or Shawndra is sleeping".

"Good morning campers" said Chris. "Guess what's today? The AWAKE ATHON!" "Wake a say what?" asked LeShawna. "Don't worry. It's an easy challenge. Last person up for their team wins! This is why we made Owen sleepwalk and carve food. He also woke a few of you up. Good luck with that" said Chris.

In the confessional, Webby said: "I was up for more than fifteen hours before. They can just kick in". In the confessional, Geoff said: "I am winning this for Bridgette". In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I wonder what will happen when LeShawna's sleeping".

"You will begin now!" Nobody fell asleep for twelve hours. "Easy win guys, easy win" said Courtney. In the confessional, Heather said: "We need Trent to fall apart. Everyone is too easy to vote off. I want him gone to make goth girl pay."

"Hey Trent" said Heather. "Come here". Trent followed Heather. "What do you want from my life?" he asked. "I think you should fall asleep soon, because we can win this challenge". "Why are you so sure?" In the confessional, Heather said: "I'll get the team to fall asleep. Then, once we lose, I'll convince the team to vote off Trent".

In the confessional, Trent said: "Why is Heather being so... nice?" In the fifteen hour mark, Webby went to the confessional: "Now that Owen, Katie and Sadie are sleeping, we have a better chance to win. Apparently.... I usually don't stay up this long. I am getting tired. It feels like war."

Ezekiel fell asleep after the fifteen and a half hour point. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Good thing string bean fell asleep. He would've been stalking my butt". She fell asleep once she got out of the confessional. Chef kicked LeShawna out of the way from the confessional door.

Chris said: "LeShawna, Ezekiel, Owen, Katie and Sadie are sleeping. The Gophers can win". As he said this, Tyler fell asleep. "And Tyler too". In the confessional, Trent said: "I don't know if Heather is lying about this." He yawns. "It looks like we can win". In the confessional, Heather said: "Nighty night Trent".

"We are at the twenty hour mark. Now, Courtney, Bridgette, Justin and Geoff fell asleep" Chris announced. "This. Is. Officially. Boring." Webby said. "When do we have a guy in a coma movie challenge? Aren't those good or something?" Duncan said.

"Hey Lindsay" Heather said. "Come here. Now, I know you want the money." "I do?" Lindsay asked. "Yes, you do" Heather said. "Do you want to make it to the final two?" Heather asked. "I want to make it past tonight" Lindsay said. "No, then you can versus me for the money" Heather said. "But aren't you my friend?" Lindsay asked.

"We'll leave you hanging right there kiddies. We'll return to the show after a commercial" Chris said. After the commercial, "but aren't you my friend?" Lindsay asked. "It's called keeping your friends close and your enemies closer" Heather said. "I want to be closer". "You do not want that to happen".

In the confessional, Heather says: "We are not having another repeat like last week. She has no idea what she's doing and as long as I use her, she's in the game". Heather says to Lindsay "if you join an alliance with me, you'll get farther in the game".

"Is that good?" asks Lindsay. "Yes" said Heather sharply. "Okay. Can Harry be in?" "Harry? Who the heck is Harry?" "Red hair, glasses, dork." "Harold?" "Yeah." "Er... let me ask him." Lindsay tells Harold to meet Heather, who waves at Harold. "Hello Harold. I understand our differences, but now it's time to be the same".

"What?" Harold asks. "Do you want to join an alliance with me and Lindsay?" Heather asks. "Hmmm... I will need my calculator for this" says Harold. "I don't think so" says Heather. Harold did some weird math on his calculator. "It says YES, so okay. I am in." In the confessional, Heather says: "Trent isn't lasting much longer and I'll use those idiots until I don't need them anymore".

"One day mark" Chris announced. "Now, Trent, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, LeShawna, Courtney, Izzy, Beth Ezekiel, Owen, Katie and Sadie are out of the challenge. This is getting really close. Now, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Harold, Webby, DJ, Eva and Tyler are left!"

Harold fell asleep and Duncan did a wet your pants trick. "Doug, why did you do that?" asked Lindsay. "Shut it" said Duncan. "Heather, Doug is close to me". Daydreaming, Heather says "what?" Back to her world, "Who the heck is Doug?" "Doug" said Lindsay, pointing at Duncan. "Duncan? Duncan, get away from h--" Heather fell asleep.

Glued to a tree, DJ fell asleep and the tree collapsed. In his sleep, Ezekiel said: "Was that you LeShawna?" Eva and Tyler fall asleep a few hours later. In the confessional, Webby says: "I am in the final four with Lindsay, Duncan and Gwen. Three to one baby. No loss for us now".

Webby got tired after some time and fell asleep. "36 hours" announced Chris. "Fall asleep people, fall asleep". Chris shook Lindsay, who fell asleep fast. "Good, final two." In the confessional, Chris says: "I cannot wait until the Gophers win. Heather will be SO mad."

"Bathroom break" Chris announced. "Any takers?" "I can hold it in" said Gwen. "I can also" said Duncan. "We had our last bathroom break around 20 hours ago, you can seriously hold it in?" "You do have a point". Duncan goes to the bathroom and walks to the confessional.

"If I take a little nap, I'll feel better. Nobody will notice, will they?" Duncan says in the confessional. Nobody knew were Duncan was until he woke up and came out of the confessional. "What took you" said Gwen. "Had a problem?" Gwen looks at Duncan. "Woah, you look a lot better. Not so much like crap". "Shut it" said Duncan.

"We have some news" Chris said. "I reviewed the camera tapings and I saw Duncan himself taking a nice sleep in the confessional. Gwen automatically wins for the Gophers." "YES!" screamed Gwen enthusiastically. As soon as Chris woke everyone else up, Gwen fell asleep. Chris didn't bother to wake her up. "Gwen won for the Gophers", he announced.

Everyone walked to the Mess Hall. Duncan looked at Chris, who looked at Duncan. "You are different dude, but you always can tell your team that you took a nap over winning secretly. "I am not losing my chances of winning" Duncan said. "Fine, it'll haunt you the rest of your time here" Chris said.

In the Mess Hall, Courtney said, "We lost AGAIN? We need to vote someone off, but I don't know who. Everyone but me failed". "Excuse me Princess?" asked Duncan. "I made it to the finals". "And you lost". "Same for you, darling". "At least I pwn'd you". "Guys, vote off Duncan". In the confessional, Duncan asked "What the heck is her problem?"

Duncan pulled out Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Geoff and Bridgette. "Do you guys want me to stay?" he asked. Katie said, "not really". Sadie said, "same here"! "Isn't that crazy?" they said at the same time. "We said it at the same time" they said it again. "And again" they said. "You two must share a brain to be this idiotic" Duncan said. "Respect" said Geoff. As the group split up, Bridgette said, "I'll vote for who you vote for".

"Back again, huh?" Chris said at the marshmallow ceremony. "These are the marshmallows that will keep you safe. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again." "The first and second marshmallows goes to Katie and Sadie. The second marshmallow goes to Ezekiel" said Chris.

Courtney made an evil smirk at Duncan. She mouthed the words goodbye. "The next marshmallow goes to Tyler" Chris announced, "the next two go to... Bridgette and Geoff". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Me, Courtney and psycho. I voted psycho off, but I wonder if the rest did..."

In the confessional, Courtney said: "If I lose, this won't be the last of me". "The next marshmallow goes to... Courtney! This leaves Duncan and Izzy." In the confessional, Courtney said: "Without me, the game will be a lot less fun, but now that I am safe, you'll see more of me. If you like it or not". In the confessional, Izzy said: "And the Duncan and Courtney fangirls say what when they see me get the final marshmallow and Duncan go home".

In the confessional, Duncan said: "I am toast". "The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris...

"DUNCAN! Izzy, no offense. But you have been wild and deserved this" Chris said. Duncan eats his marshmallow, leaving Courtney in shock. "BUT HOW?!" Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Tyler, Katie and Sadie grin. "You DID not form an alliance to eliminate Izzy". "Doesn't have to be an alliance" said Duncan.

"And there ends a shocking and cool episode of Total Drama Island. Join us next week for more drama and five minutes less Ezekiel. Well, maybe. His house property is still mine, so I technically control his moves. Just kidding. Wait, I should look that up. This is Chris McLean signing off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris rushing to his computer

Chapter 4: Dodgebrawl
"Last time on Total Drama Island... I found out I couldn't control Ezekiel. Darn it! Let's move on into what happened actually on television" Chris said. "Gwen beasted in the awake athon. And Izzy went home. What a shocker. Heather also got an alliance with Lindsay and Harold. Let's see how this goes in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

(theme song plays)

Heather woke up and woke up Lindsay. "Is the paparazzi back?" she asked. "No, it's Hannah". "Lindsay, wake up! I need an alliance meeting!" Lindsay went to get her clothes. "We'll worry about that later". "What about Harry?" "Harold is waiting for us outside". "He is?" "I woke him up." "How did you do that?"

In a flashback:

"Hey Duncan. I heard you stole Chef's trumpet" said Heather. "Yes, I have. Now, you want something from me. You are evilly smiling" said Duncan. "I do. Go into the guys cabin and wake up Harold by blowing it". "Fine". The fail noise woke everyone but Harold. "He's a deep sleeper" said Duncan in the cabin. "I have an idea" said Heather, giving Owen beans. "Now, blow it". Owen farted right on Harold's face.

"MY EYES! MY FACE!" screamed Harold.

Back to the current:

"Gosh Heather" said Harold. "Don't gosh me. You did it to yourself" said Heather. "Now, alliance rules. Rule number one is to not betray me ever, or else I'll get the rest of the team to betray me. Got it?" "Yes" said Harold and Lindsay. "Rule two. I can take whatever Lindsay owns, but not Harold, because he has weird things. Like that cat fight statue". "Hey!" said Harold.

"And that's it for now. Oh yeah, breaking rules will be kicked out of the alliance" said Heather. "Campers, come to the dodgeball court. We are going to have some FUN!" In the confessional, Owen says: "Dodgeball? AWESOME!" In the confessional, Heather says: "Doesn't Trent SUCK at dodgeball? I need to throw this challenge."

"Lindsay, Harold, come here again". Lindsay and Harold followed Heather outside the dodgeball court. "I need both of you two throw the challenge for us today. If you don't, I will get the team to eliminate you both. Got it?" "Okaaaay..." said Harold. "Dodgeball? Do you throw balls that dodge at the paparazzi, because I like the paparazzi actually".

In the confessional, Heather says: "Easy. As. Pie". In the confessional, Owen says: "Did someone say pie?" On the court, Chris announces: "Chef is the ref. First team to win three games wins immunity". Heather stares at Lindsay and Harold.

The first round was on. The Gophers sent out Owen, Harold, Lindsay, Heather and Trent, as the Bass sent out Beth, Bridgette, Geoff, Courtney and Duncan. Owen threw a ball right at Beth, who got knocked out. Chef blew his whistle. Five Gophers, four Bass.

Duncan threw the ball at Owen, who caught it. Chef blew his whistle again. Five Gophers, three Bass. An upset Courtney stared at Duncan. "If we lose, I am gaining power of this team and you'll go home". "Why don't you take down the monster?" asked Duncan. As Courtney turned to see Owen, a ball thrown by him slammed her across the glass. Duncan laughed and Courtney whined about a redo. Chef blew his whistle. Five Gophers, two Bass.

Geoff threw the ball at Heather, who purposely got out. Bridgette threw a ball at Lindsay, who caught it. "LINDSAY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" Justin tells Heather, "she is winning for us, if you don't understand". "Argh" says Heather. "I'll be in the shower if you need me". LeShawna and Webby rolled their eyes.

Following this, Harold dropped Beth's ball and Trent threw it at her. Beth caught the ball. It was now quickly two Gophers and one Bass. Beth threw the ball at Lindsay, who caught it, meaning that the Gophers won the first dodgeball game. "Two more wins for the Gophers" said Chris.

For the second round, Justin, Webby, Lindsay, Harold and LeShawna played for the Gophers, as Courtney, Duncan, Katie, Sadie and Tyler played for the Bass. Courtney threw a ball at Justin who got out. Courtney snickered and Duncan rolled his eyes. "This is how you get people out" Duncan said, throwing a ball right at Harold and LeShawna, who both got out in a throw. Chef blew his whistle.

"Nice comeback by the Bass" said Chris. Webby threw a ball at Sadie's face, who got out and Lindsay threw it at Duncan, who caught it. Webby dropped a ball thrown by Duncan toward him. "The Bass come back. It's now tied with one per team".

For the third round, Trent, LeShawna, DJ, Eva and Webby faced Ezekiel, Bridgette, Geoff, Duncan and Beth. Ezekiel threw the ball at LeShawna's butt. "Hey" yelled the huffed and puffed LeShawna. LeShawna crossed the line and threw a dodgeball at Ezekiel. "Don't start with me", said LeShawna walked toward the bench. Ezekiel threw another ball by her butt. "I had it" said LeShawna, teaching Ezekiel a lesson.

LeShawna took Ezekiel to the confessional and locked him in. "Call me if you want out, k?" In the confessional, Ezekiel says: "Weird, eh. Wonder what is happening. Hey, cameraman. Can you tell me what is going on?" The cameraman remained silent. "Nevermind" said Ezekiel.

Heather was in the shower washing her hair. "We better have won by now. I will convince the team to eliminate Harold if we lose. Like he's needed." When LeShawna came back to see the round, Chris announced "the Bass win another dodgeball round. If they win one more, they get IMMUNITY!" The Gophers looked upset.

"Okay team" said LeShawna. "Now that Ezekiel is gone, we can win this". "Ezekimo?" asked Lindsay. "Ezekiel. Anyways, let's win this final round before Heather returns". "Is that a bad thing?" asked Lindsay. "Yes" said LeShawna. "But she is in the same all-" "Don't tell them Lindsay" said Harold. "Tell them what?" asked LeShawna.

"Tell them that she is in the all eating pancake frenzy" said Harold. "Oooh, pancake frenzy?" said Owen. "Er... yeah" said Harold. Heather returned at that moment. "Look who's back" said LeShawna. "Who connected the toilet pipes into the shower pipes?" Heather asked. In the confessional, Ezekiel continues to flush the toliet. "Argh" says Heather sitting down.

For the fourth round, Owen, Lindsay, Justin, Gwen and DJ faced Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Beth and Geoff. DJ and Geoff threw dodgeballs at each other and didn't have time to catch them. Chef blew his whistle. "Bass needs this for the win". "Let's go Gophers" said LeShawna. Owen threw a dodgeball at Katie, who got hit. Chef blew his whistle again. "Four Gophers, three Bass".

Ezekiel then quietly got out of the confessional to watch the game. LeShawna didn't notice. In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I am sorry to LeShawna, eh. I just don't know what to do or say or eh..."

Heather then said "Time out". In the confessional, she said: "If Lindsay and Harold can't do anything, it's time for the other part of the alliance to take some action". "Owen, want to take a break and you can play in the final round?" "Should I?" asked Owen. The team nodded. "Okay then" said Owen. "Heather is replacing Owen for the round" said Chris.

Heather threw a ball at Duncan's feet, resulting in an out. Lindsay threw a ball at Courtney, who caught it. "It's getting close. Justin, Gwen and Heather against Courtney, Sadie and Beth". Heather threw a ball at Beth, who dropped it. In the confessional, Heather said: "I thought she was going to caught it. Wait. I have an idea. Ooooh Beth. Who wants an alliance with your new best friend. I am so good at this game".

Courtney and Katie gathered two dodgeballs, throwing them at Gwen and Justin. Justin dropped it and Chef blew his whistle. Gwen threw it at Katie who actually caught it. In the confessional, Katie said: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That was just awesome. Go Katie go!" "Now with one Gopher and two Bass left, immunity is on the line" said Chris.

"Heather, you can switch places with me again" said Owen. "I can take these two down any day". "No thanks Owen, I will do my mission" said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "As in losing to eliminate Trent".

Courtney threw a ball right at Heather, who caught it, nervous and her eyes close. "What the?" said Heather. The Gophers were cheering for Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "And I open my eyes seeing the ball in my hands? Why does bad luck happen to me? I bet the alliance will try next round if I win".

Heather threw a ball at Katie, who dropped it. In the confessional, Katie said: "Darn. I thought I was going to win for the team, but either way. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I caught Gwen's ball". "Shut up" said Gwen and Heather outside the confessional.

"Now, it's tied. Immunity is on the line" said Chris. "I think me, Heather, Trent, Harold and Owen should play this round" said LeShawna. "I believe we can win!" said Tyler. "I believe we can lose. Send the best people. Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie and me" said Courtney. "You?" asked Duncan. "I say me" said Duncan.

"No" said Courtney. "Yes" said Duncan, as a fight begun. "I say Duncan" said Geoff. "Duncan" said the rest of the team. "WHAT?!" said the angry Courtney. "YOU PICKED DUNCAN OVER ME?!" "Chill out Princess" said Duncan. "We will win this without you".

"For the final round, it's Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie and Duncan for the Bass and LeShawna, Heather, Trent, Harold and Owen for the Gophers". Harold threw a ball toward Sadie, who ran to the left. "Nice move by Sadie" said Chris. The Bass (excluding Courtney) cheered.

Sadie stopped the ball and gave it to Duncan. Duncan threw it right at Harold, who dropped it. "And that's how we don't roll" said LeShawna. "It's not over yet" said Owen, with the ball in his hands. He threw a bullet right at Katie, who dropped it. "Now, there are four Gophers and four Bass". Duncan caught a ball thrown at him by Owen, but LeShawna caught a ball thrown at him by Duncan.

"And this is how we move it!" said LeShawna. "Three Gophers and three Bass. Immunity on the line" said Chris. Lindsay ran to the line thinking there was immunity and got hit by a ball which was thrown by Bridgette, trying to hit LeShawna. An upset Courtney yelled "interference". Chef blew his whistle and Chris and Chef decided that LeShawna was out, because the ball was supposed to be thrown at her.

"Not cool" said LeShawna to Lindsay. As she was walking back to the bleachers, LeShawna saw Ezekiel. "Why are you here?" she asked. "Er..." "It's cool. Just stop it with my butt already, or else I'll kick it". "Okay with me, eh" said Ezekiel to her.

Trent threw a ball at Sadie, who got out. Then, Trent threw another ball at Bridgette who got out. "Hey Trent" said Heather. "Gwen has to use the bathroom". Right there, Geoff threw the ball at Trent, who got out. In the confessional, Trent said: "I got backstabbed by Heather right there. Something is up with her." In the confessional, Heather said: "I was actually quite nervous. I cannot afford to win this challenge. Trent has to be gone. No win, not next week. We are losing today".

"We are down to the final two. Heather against Geoff. Winner gets immunity". Geoff threw the ball at Heather's stomach. Heather had the ball, but dropped it. "Heather is out! Geoff and the Bass win" said Chris. Heather, who was trying to hide her plan, was pretending to be in pain. "Ow" said Heather. "Are you okay Hannah?" asked Lindsay. "No" said Heather, staring at Trent.

DJ came to Heather. "You okay?" he asked. "No" she said. "What will make you feel better?" said DJ. "DJ, in order to make me feel better, you need to get Eva and yourself to eliminate Trent" said Heather in a whisper. "Okay" said DJ.

Walking to the confessional, DJ told Eva "Heather wants us to eliminate Trent in order for her to feel better". "I don't see what's the stinking problem with him or her" said Eva. "I'll vote Trent off though". At the girls cabin, Heather was waiting for LeShawna to spazz out. "You going to spazz?" she asked. "Oh, I am. You lost the challenge" said LeShawna.

"You expect me to win every last one?" asked Heather. "No" said LeShawna. "But you seriously owe me after the Cheetos" said LeShawna. "Chef told me you went on a diet on chips, how is that going, Big Loud and Proud?" said Heather. "You seem fine with me" said LeShawna. "Well, you are making me fine. I am taking a shower" said Heather. "Again?" asked LeShawna. "YES. AGAIN. Don't call. Like you idiots need me".

"Hannah, Hannah" said Lindsay running from the showers. "Owen said that he'll eliminate Trent". "This is good news" said Heather. "Now, Gwen will suffer". Heather went into the shower, before the elimination. In the confessional, Gwen said: "Heather is so going tonight." In the confessional, Trent said: "Everyone is so nice, can't wait to make it further." In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Did I forget my chips in here again? ARGH! HEATHER!"

It was time for the marshmallow ceremony. Heather came out of the shower to join the rest of her team. "These are the marshmallows I talked about in week one. If you get one, you are safe for now. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow will go home on the Boat of Losers and will never been seen again. Got it?" The team nodded their heads.

"Can you repeat that last part?" asked Lindsay. Chris ignored her and moved on. "If I call your name, you are safe. Webby, Owen, Lindsay, Harold, Gwen, LeShawna and... DJ!" They all took their marshmallows. LeShawna and Gwen high-fived. LeShawna said, "I cannot wait to see Heather's face once she gets eliminated". Heather snickered. "What's her problem?" asked Gwen. "Oh, nothing" said the evil Heather.

"The next marshmallow goes to Eva" Chris announced. Eva ran up and ate her marshmallow. "Justin gets the next marshmallow" said Chris. "Just give me my marshmallow" Heather said. "Why do you expect to stay" asked LeShawna. "Like he would" Heather said about Trent. "This is the final marshmallow".

In the confessional, Trent said: "What is going on? Did I do something wrong? I thought I was making friends and having fun". In the confessional, Heather said: "The only problem is his crush to Weird Goth Girl". "Please don't go" said Gwen to Trent. "I won't" said Trent in a rather scared voice.

"The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris...

"Heather. Wasn't so shocking. She said in the first episode that her first person to take down was Trent. Beware Gophers. She probably will be with you for a while" Chris said. "Time to go Trent" Chris continued.

In the confessional, Trent said: "Hey. How did I know I was going to get backstabbed? I was upset I lost. I was happy I did not listen to Heather last challenge though, but I probably was what the game reviewers say... godplaying. I will miss Gwen, but will cheer for her, but for Heather. I hope karma gets to her."

"Bye Gwen. I'll be rooting for you, wherever I am" said Trent. "I'll miss you too" said Gwen. Heather snickered. "Shut up" LeShawna said. "Don't you feel a bit... bad?" she continued. "No way. I am rather happy" said Heather. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "That girl has problems".

In the confessional, Heather said: "My first target is now done. Who should I get next... let's go with LeShawna. That girl will snap at anything I do wrong. At least, I am popular and she's not." A few minutes later, Heather returned to the confessional saying: "Beth is in my alliance. Now, we have me, Lindsay, Harold and Beth from the other team. I will make her throw some challenges so we can win. I'll just stop using her once the merge comes or whenever I feel like it". The cameraman stared at her. "It's called strategy" Heather said.

"That wraps up another good episode of Total Drama Island. How will the others react to Trent's elimination and when will the others learn about Heather's alliance?" said Chris. "Hannah has an alliance?" said Lindsay. "Yes, my child" said Chris. "Catch us next week for more Total Drama Island!"

Chapter 5: Not Quite Famous
"Hola everyone. This is the famous and talented Chris speaking. Here's a recap about last week's episode. Heather backstabbed Trent after she threw the dodgeball challenge. Conflicts boiled and relationships got saddened. Well, not exactly. Find out more now in Total Drama Island!" says Chris.

(theme song plays)

Gwen wakes up upset about the past elimination. She gets dressed and takes a shower. Owen farts, wakes up and gets dressed. LeShawna wakes up and gets dressed. "Morning everyone" said LeShawna. "Hi LeShawna" said Beth.

Heather woke up and went off to the shower. "What is into her?" said LeShawna. "Nothing except winning the cliff or something" said Lindsay. "She wants a cliff?" asked LeShawna. "I think the one she called stupid" said Lindsay. "She probably wants to win the game" said Beth, "like all of us".

Heather noticed that the other shower will still clogged up and didn't work. She knocked on the door. "Hello? Who's in there?" she said. "I am" said Gwen. "Get out. It's my turn" said Heather. "I don't think so" said Gwen. "Get out now weirdo" said Heather. Gwen mimicked Heather, "get out now weirdo". "Haha, you should be talking".

In the confessional, Heather said: "I need revenge. This is my shower time and she's hogging the shower". The cameraman said, "don't you?" Heather said, "yes, but the others can wait. I can't!" Heather got out of the confessional and shut off the water. "Get out of the shower Gwen". "Fine if you can't wait" said Gwen. LeShawna came into the bathroom to go in the shower.

She turned the water on and begun to wash. "WHAT?! I was here first LeShawna!" screamed Heather. "I am in the shower. Please leave me be queen bee" said LeShawna. "Get out LeShawna" said Heather. "I need some time in here. You took some yesterday" said LeShawna. "I had it with you two" said the boiled Heather. "Going to lay an egg?" asked Owen. "Shut up, you goof" said Heather, walking out of the bathrooms.

"Challenge time" said Chris. "Today is the wonderful talent show, judged by Chef" he continued. "But Chef is a chef" said Lindsay. "I understand that" said Chris. "So, why is he a judge if he is a chef?" said Lindsay. "He does more than being a Chef. He is a judge, was a Scooby Doo cast member from the years 1978 to 1984, sold fish by the bus stop for three weeks, got fired as host twenty years ago and used to be in a paparazzi for a year, chasing Lady Gaga".

Chef said, "I don't like her. I did it to win a bet". "Yeeeeeeeeah" said Chris, staring at Chef's dress. "You have two hours to pick three people to be judged by Chef. Winners get immunity. The losers send someone home!"

Courtney took lead for the Bass. "Let's win this. I can play violin." Courtney begun to play her violin. Geoff stared at Bridgette. "Imagine if Izzy was here. She would break the strings like she did to Trent's guitar" said Geoff. "Yeah" said Bridgette, "she was a nut". Once Courtney finished, everyone except Duncan agreed she should be in. "Fine" he said.

"Let me go next" Duncan continued. Duncan carved pictures on trees. "Er... no" said Courtney. "What's the problem?" said Duncan. "That's stupid" said Courtney. "You're stupid" said Duncan. "What?" said Courtney. "No, your face is stupid. No, your MOM is." Courtney complained. "The biggest own ever, eh" said Ezekiel to Courtney.

Courtney slapped Ezekiel. "You expect to do better? You try!" Ezekiel bagged a few things, including the intern. "OW!" The Bass were impressed. "So I and Ezekiel are in" said Courtney. "Yeah, fine whatever". Geoff said: "I can try to sing like other campers". "You can" asked Courtney. "Er... I guess I can. I can sing like Lindsay and Ezekiel. Either way, it's fun" said Geoff.

''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. Everyone clapped. "I guess that was good" said Geoff. "I sing like that?" said Ezekiel. "Err... no. This is Paparazzi" said Geoff.

''I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until I find the paparazzi. Where is-where's the paparazzi? Baby there's no other super thing. You know that I'll find the papa-paparazzi'' sung Geoff. Everyone clapped. "So, me, Ezekiel and Geoff" said Courtney.

"I am in charge" said Heather. "Who made you in charge?" said LeShawna. "Beth did and others". "Beth is from the other team". "Tough luck. Lindsay and Harold also voted for me". "They did?" "Yes" said Lindsay and Harold.

"Let me do something" said Eva. "I will lift up some weights, including ten pounds, fifty pounds and one hundred pounds twenty times." "No thank you" said Heather. "Got a problem?" said Eva, raising her fist toward Heather. "No" said Heather.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I wish we didn't have Eva on our team. She makes EVERYTHING harder. I want a shower, but noooooooo. I want a freeride, but noooooooo. Argh." In the confessional, Courtney said: "I am happy Eva is not in our team". In the confessional, DJ said: "I am kinda scared of Eva". In the confessional, Eva said: "It's all Eva did this and all Eva did that. If they have a problem, complain in that site that goes nowhere except to Lindsay's stupid brain".

"So Eva is in" said Harold. "That was an idiotic fight" said LeShawna. "You can't try to fight" said Heather. As a new fight begun, Webby told DJ: "These chicks are nuts". "Excuse me?" said LeShawna. "Not you" Webby said. "I mean Heather". "I agree" said Owen. "If you need to complain, why don't we use a complain box?" said Heather. "Is that a box where we ask questions? Because I am really confused right now" Lindsay said. "You sure have a small brain" said Heather to herself. "Who else?" said Heather.

"I'll try something" said Owen. Owen begun to burp the alphabet with one jug of coke. "Honey?" said Ezekiel standing away from the team. "Get back where you were LOSER" said Heather. "Gosh" said Harold. "He just asked about honey". Heather made a sharp look at Harold. "Don't bug me" said Heather.

"I think Omar should be in" said Lindsay. "Omar? Oh, Owen. Heck, no. That's a gross talent and something to not be proud of" said Heather. "I liked it" said Harold. Heather gave Harold another sharp look. "Until F. Sorry Owen." Apparently, the rest of the team liked it. "Fine, he's in" said Heather. "I'll make a talent myself" said Heather. "She is quite talented" said Harold and Lindsay. "Fine" said the rest of the team.

The team, except Heather went to the talent show, meeting up with the Bass. Webby sat next to DJ and Owen. "I hope we don't lose. If any of you two are up for elimination, I'll get the team to eliminate someone else" said Webby. "Thanks" said DJ.

Heather went to the girls cabin taking Gwen's diary. "This is serious business" said Heather, walking to the stage. "Eva is up". Eva lifted a few weights, not doing much. Part of the Gophers clapped. "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?" screamed Eva. Everyone clapped. "What did I get?" asked Eva. "A one" said Chef. "A WHAT?!" "Make that a zero".

"Girl, why did you spaz?" said LeShawna. "I expected higher and I WANTED higher. But I got LOWER?! This game is cheap" said that boiled and worked-up Eva. "No points for the Gophers" said Chris. Eva growled. "Courtney is up with her solo" Chris continued.

At this time, Heather returned. "What's that?" asked Lindsay. "A diary". "Diarrhea?" "No". "HEATHER HAS DIARRH-" yelled Lindsay before Heather shut her up. "This is not diarrhea. It is Gwen's diary. Don't tell Gwen. She probably wrote something about me and Trent". "Oooh, am I in it?" "I don't know". "Can I check it out?" "No". "Why?" "It's a diary, secret". "So, why are you reading it?" "So I can embarrass her". "Oooh". "Remember. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".

Courtney had finished her violin solo at that time. Her team except Duncan clapped. "I knew I should've went" he said. "Shut up Duncan" said Courtney. "You are not making me Princess and if you so, I won't shut this mouth anytime soon". "I hate you". "You are so not my type". "What has that have to do with anything?" "We have couple fans". "We have WHAT?" "Fans for us being a couple". "You are not my type. If you wipe your mouth, behave, get a new look and win the money, MAYBE, MAYBE, I will like you".

"Whatever" said Duncan. "I rate it seven points. It was kinda interesting, but it still failed. I liked that fight, so that really got the score up" said Chef. In the confessional, Courtney said: "Okay, maybe because of that, I could like him". In the confessional, Duncan said: "I got a hug". Courtney hugged Duncan. "Err... yeah" said Courtney. "I thought so" said Duncan. "Bass winning seven to zero" said Chris.

"Owen is up burping the alphabet" said Chris. Owen drunk some Coke and begun to burp the alphabet really fast. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" said Owen. Katie and Sadie squealed, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" In the confessional, Katie and Sadie said: "I liked the ending when he said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" In the confessional, LeShawna said: "We might have a chance right now". "Hmmm... 7 points. I found that a good talent". Webby laughed at Heather for thinking that it was a bad talent.

"Seven to seven for both teams" said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: "What is Webby's problem? He should've tried". In the confessional, Webby said: "Tried what? To stop laughing?" He continued to laugh. "Geoff is now up" said Chris.

Geoff begun to sing again. "This is how Lindsay sings Paparazzi" said Geoff. ''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. Lindsay said, "I DO! He's right". "LINDSAY" said Heather. "What?" "I am about to snap." "I like that talent too!" "No, not the talent. The angry snap! We want them to lose, not win!" "But we are losing". "Argh. You have no idea what you are saying." "I know right?" "Dumber than cotton". "What?" "Nothing".

"Is that it Geoff?" asked Chris. "Nope" said Geoff. "This is how Ezekiel sings Bad Romance" continued Geoff. ''Reh-reh-eh-eh-eh. Romeh, Romeh-eh Gageh, ooh eh eh. Want your bad Romance, eh'' sung Geoff. The Bass clapped. "Chef?" said Chris. "Why did you mention Lady Gaga fool?" said Chef. Chef came up and smacked Chris. "He's my friend" said Chris. Chris got smacked again. "Stop it!" "I give it... eight points" said Chef.

The Bass clapped and cheered. "Okay, so now it's fifteen to seven, Bass is winning. Unless Heather gets under eight points, the game will continue, but the Bass have a good chance to win and the Gophers have a good chance to lose" said Chris. "Heather is up".

Heather walked on the stage. "Hello everyone. I am going to read you a nice section of a diary... er..... book I call Gwen." Heather snickered. "This is what is says:

Entry: Episode Four

''I am upset that Trent lost the game, because he is kinda cute and hot. He was also nice to know. I hope we can meet each other again" read Heather. Gwen was shocked and ran off. "Neither the less, Heather should get some payback and I cannot WAIT until I get payback. I will get Lindsay, LeShawna, Webby, Owen, DJ, Justin, Harold and Eva to eliminate Heather. Wouldn't that be good payback? Yeah. It is. I hope everyone but Heather does well in the game''" read Heather.

Everyone clapped. "WHAT?! You actually liked that?" said Heather. "Ten points. Fantastic job actually. Both teams liked it and I liked how Gwen had a plan to get you eliminated" Chef said. In the confessional, Heather said: "I know my next target. I am pissed at Gwen, but I am more angry at someone else, who does nothing".

"I am going to bag an animal, eh" said Ezekiel. Ezekiel shot an arrow and it accidently hit Chef. "Owwwwwwww" said Chef. "HOMESCHOOL IS IN TROUBLE". He walked up to Ezekiel and was about to punch him, when suddenly, he collapsed. "TEN POINTS!" screamed Chris. "I have wanted to do that in years! BASS WIN! THEEEEEEEEEEE BASSSSSS WIN!"

"Don't go John Sterling on us Chris" said Heather. "Fine. I was having some fun actually" said Chris. "John Stering Pie?" asked Lindsay. "We are going to need a LONG talk Lindsay" said Heather.

The Screaming Gophers went to the Mess Hall. "Who are we going to eliminate?" said DJ. "You" said Heather. "Who is with me?" continued Heather. "I am" said Lindsay and Harold. "You two need to stop following or doing what she does in the game. You have no chance of making it far" said LeShawna. "You are Heather's enemy. Get close to her Heather" said Lindsay. "Heck no" said Heather. "I am not going near Miss Loud and Proud".

"I need to use the bathroom" said Eva, as she left to use it. Heather, Harold and Lindsay left also, leaving the rest of the team. "I say we eliminate Eva" said Webby. "We got zero points from her. Despite how Heather read Gwen's diary, we did rack up some points from that. We can't afford to lose a good friend, can we?" said Webby. "I agree" said Owen. "I also agree" said LeShawna. Soon, the rest of the team agreed. "We need each one of your votes for Eva in this. If not, DJ will go home. We don't want that to happen, do we?" "No" said the team, splitting up to vote.

In the confessional, Gwen said: "I want to keep DJ in the game, but I want Heather off badly. I don't know who to vote for". In the confessional, Eva said: "I am voting for DJ. He is scared of me and he'll make me look bad and get out." "Thanks for getting the team to vote Eva" said DJ. "No problem" said Webby. "It's good to keep a friend in a game" said Webby.

It was marshmallow time. The votes were cast and someone is going home. "We have nine marshmallows left and one of you will be going home. This was hard for some of you, but most of you went your ways and had your reasons to vote the other off" said Chris.

"The first three marshmallows go to Lindsay, Webby and Owen" said Chris. They all received their marshmallows. Webby waved at DJ. In the confessional, DJ said: "I thought they weren't voting me off".

"The next three marshmallows go to Gwen, LeShawna and Harold" continued Chris. In the confessional, DJ said: "I am in the final four with Eva, Justin and Heather. I need this money". DJ begun to cry and wiped off his tears.

"Justin gets the third to last marshmallow, leaving Heather, DJ and Eva. Two of you racked up a few votes, but at the end one person had more" said Chris. In the confessional, DJ said: "Closer and closer I am to the final two. I hope I make it through tonight".

"The second to last marshmallow goes to... Heather". "HA!" screamed Heather. Harold and Lindsay clapped. LeShawna slapped Harold. "What's your problem? You like her?" said LeShawna. "Yes" said Harold. "Whatever" said LeShawna. "You shouldn't", she continued.

"This is the final marshmallow" said Chris. "The loser is sitting on one of the two seats". In the confessional, DJ said: "I am in the final two with Eva. Didn't the team vote her off or did Webby just mess with me?". "The final marshmallow goes to..." said Chris.

"DJ! Eva, you have been eliminated" said Chris. "WHAT?! I HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED?!" screamed Eva. "Yes Eva. You have." "WHO VOTED FOR ME?!" said the angry girl. Nobody raised their hands. "I AM GUESSING YOU ALL DID! I'LL BE BACK! I'LL BE BACK I TELL YOU!" She threw something at Webby. "Hey!" said Webby.

Chef and Chris grabbed Eva and took her in the Boat of Losers. In the confessional, DJ said: "I am happy that she is gone. She is really scary. At least she won't return. Ever."

Wrapping up the episode, Chris said, "The eval Eva has finally been eliminated. Join us next week to find out more about a possible Duncan and Courtney relationship and a dramatic elimination. Hopefully. Oh yes, also, all people who follow the show on Youtube and Twitter, expect an angry eMail from Eva next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Chapter 6: The Sucky Outdoors
"Last time on Total Drama Island, we had the campers share their talents, especially Heather, who read Gwen's diary. Really played Heather, really played" Chris said. "Apparently, the Gophers lost and had to send a person probably born from Pluto home, Eva. Nah, just chilling or AM I? Find out the latest on this and more on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

(theme song plays)

Lindsay and Heather woke up. "Hannah" said Lindsay. "What?" said Heather, getting used to Lindsay's name mistakes. "I got an angry eMail from Ava". "Is that your BEE EFF EFF?" Katie and Sadie woke up and squealing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Heather said, "Go back to bed you idiots. Nobody cares". Katie and Sadie went back to bed.

"No, it's Ava from the game". "Oh Eva?" "Yeeah". "I don't care". "You don't?" said Lindsay. "Why?" she continued. "You are boring, Eva is boring". "I am boring?" "Yeah". "How?" "You just are. Everyone bores me". "If you win, can you make a show called Everyone Bores Heather?" asked Lindsay. "Whatever" said Heather.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I think I may be ready to betray her now". In the confessional, Lindsay sung: "F is for fiends that you don't keep all together. U is for umbrella. N is for never going to give this friendship up in this place that is like under the sea".

Heather walked to the shower to notice a long line including Beth, Duncan, Owen, Gwen, Katie, Sadie, Lindsay, Harold, Tyler and Courtney. Heather first cut Courtney. "Hey!" said Courtney. "I was here first" she continued. "Not anymore" said Heather. In the confessional, Heather said: "I finally got a way to cut the entire shower line!"

Heather kicked Tyler out of the way. "HEY!" said Tyler. "Got a problem LOSER?" she said. "Alliance leader" said Heather, making Lindsay and Harold go behind her. "Oh em gee" said Heather. "Puppies over there" she continued pointing at Chef. Katie and Sadie ran off the line.

"Move it" said Heather. "Someone is taking so long in the shower" said Gwen. "Move!" "I can't." "Just do it!" "I still can't". Heather continued to complain and Gwen walked away, ignoring her. Owen farted and ran off crackerjack style to use the bathroom. Duncan went off the line, since he was bored of waiting. "Alliance leader" said Heather to Beth.

Soon, Heather cut everyone on the line. She went and shut off the shower water. "GET OUT!" she yelled. "Eh, just testing what happens if you add green food dye in the shower" said Ezekiel. "Ewwwwwwwww" said Heather. Ezekiel got out and Heather was about to get settled in the shower, when...

Chris told the campers "today's challenge is to survive the night in the fantastic outdoors and race back to camp. Cool?" "Eh, what's so cool about that?" said Ezekiel. "Nothing, except everything. Bears, sasquatches, squirrels, ants, bees and the nut herself, Izzy. She won't return, she'll be a err... intern watching.

"Why should I care about the challenge? There's a big nut, animals that can maul people, squirrels and other useless animals. I can go shower rather than this" said Heather. "Did I mention what happens if you win? No. Winners get to go to the Tuck Shop and get immunity. Losers will vote one of their own off" said Chris.

The teams went their separate ways. Izzy was already in a bear suit to scare the Bass. In the confessional, Izzy said: "As soon as they find their campsite, they'll be screaming because of me!" The Bass came to their campsite and Izzy was right there in a bear costume. She ran up and roared. The Bass freaked out and begun to run off. Izzy chased them for a bit, until she got a hold of Katie.

"Hai" said the bear. "A talking bear?!" asked Katie. "Eh, it looks that way" said Ezekiel. "Can I keep it?" asked Katie. Duncan and Courtney rolled their eyes. "Can I? Can I? Can I?" said Katie. "Eh, sure" said Ezekiel. "What? No. I am not a bear. I am just Izzy" said the bear. "Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say" said Ezekiel.

Izzy ran off and Katie begun to chase her. "Don't go" said the upset Katie. "Duuuuuuuuuuuunt goooooooooooo" she cried. In the confessional, Izzy said: "I love revenge". In the confessional, Katie said: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Sadie, who was next to Katie in the confessional said, "Maybe it can come back". "Maybe" said Katie.

Izzy in the confessional said, "That was a close call". Izzy walked over to the sleeping Gophers. "Forgetting something?" she said. She then begun to roar. Lindsay woke up, "Hannah, you left your pet bear next to me again. Wait a second! BEAR?!" She screamed and woke up all the Gophers.

In the confessional, LeShawna said, "That girl is loud, but she woke me in my beauty sleep. That gurl must have a problem to--" A bear just passed LeShawna in the confessional. LeShawna whispered, "a bear?" "I just saw a bear in the confessional" said LeShawna. "You did?" said Owen. "This place must have 100 bears!" said Lindsay. "Shut up. One yes, two yes, one hundred, no" said Heather.

"That's why she is my friend" Lindsay said in the confessional. "She keeps me safe" she continued. The Gophers ran up to a tree and then the actual bear came to the campsite. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the Gophers. "Oh crap" said Izzy, taking off her costume and running up in the tree. "Sorry all. Didn't know an actual bear would come" said Izzy.

"It's okay. Next time, DON'T DO IT! My hair is going to be all itchy" said Heather. "Ow, my butt is going through a lot right now. Itchy balls are on it. Ow!" said LeShawna. "Good thing homeschool isn't watching this" she continued.

Back in the Bass campsite, the Bass were sleeping by the roasting shower. "Scared for bears?" said Bridgette to Geoff. "Nah" said Geoff. "I am". Rain began to pour, breaking the tent and stopping the fire. "Did LeShawna fart again?" asked Ezekiel. Duncan rolled his eyes.

Back in the Gophers campsite, rain also begun to pour, scaring off the bear. "I do not feel safe going down there again" said DJ. "I do" said Izzy, running off in the middle of nowhere. "Good thing she is gone" said Heather. "I know. That bear was scary" said Lindsay. "Not that. She got annoying" said Heather. "She was quiet" said Lindsay.

"I don't care. It feels like hand sanitizer when she's by me" said Heather. "Do mental people use hand spamatizer?" asked Lindsay. "You are mental" said Heather. "But I don't use hand sanitizer" said Lindsay. "You still are" said Heather. "But didn't you say?" said Lindsay before getting cut off by Heather saying "Sit down, shut up, ignore what I said". "Oooookay" said Lindsay.

In the confessional, the Bear drank some of the toilet water. In the confessional, Owen said: "Did anyone notice that most of the toilet water is gone?" In the confessional, Justin said: "Now the biggest threat isn't in the toilet". The toilet water then got spit on him. "But it is on my face" said Justin, beginning to cry.

Soon, the sun rose. Ezekiel picked his nose. "What now, eh" he said. "Run!" said Courtney. The Bass all woke up and took off. Owen woke up the team with his morning farts and told them "RUN!" Webby ran as fast as he can, meeting up with the Bass. "Hi" said Tyler. "Bye" said Tyler, running past Webby. Webby, continued to run as fast as he could. The Gophers, now all ready begun to run.

After a bit, the Bass got mixed up and Heather said: "I cannot be running anymore. My feet hurt". LeShawna said: "Mine do too". Owen said: "Mine especially". Gwen said: "We know how hard it is to run, but I didn't go to McDonalds to order some pie". Owen said: "I didn't either". Gwen said: "You didn't?" Owen said: "Yes. I didn't". Gwen said: "Then, who did?"

The bear walked passed the Gophers, eating his pie. Owen and Gwen had confused faces. "The bear ordered pie?" asked Owen. "And I didn't get in?" he continued. "Owen, snap out of it" said Heather, beginning to slap him in the face. "Let's win this" said DJ. "YEAH!" said Owen, Lindsay, Harold and Justin, who all begun to run.

The Bass found themselves again and saw the finish line. Webby was ahead of them. "We need to win this" said Courtney. "Duncan, throw a rock at him" said Courtney. "Let me try" said Duncan, finding and throwing a rock. It missed Webby the first time. Soon, the rest of the team begun to stop and throw rocks.

Harold was running by the team, when a bad throw hit Harold by Tyler. "Ow" said Harold in pain. "YES" screamed Tyler, taking off. "Webby is four feet from the finish line. Three" said Chris watching out for the drama. "Two" said Chris. Duncan grabbed a rock and threw it far. It hit Webby, who fell right down.

The Bass begun to run. "Dramatic" said Chris. "I know, eh" said Ezekiel, running toward the finish line. Webby got up and was nearly finished, when the whole Killer Bass team charged right passed him. Webby got up again and made it. "The winners... THE KILLER BASS!" said Chris.

LeShawna took Harold and Webby into the Mess Hall. "Nice try" she said. Soon, the rest of the team came. "We need someone else to vote off" said Heather. "I say Lindsay" said Justin. "But why?" asked Lindsay. "You suck at the game, you know?" said Justin. "Er... noooo" said Lindsay. "I know my vote" said Heather. "Same" said Lindsay. "I say Webby" said Heather, winking at Lindsay and Harold.

In the confessional, Heather said: "I won't eliminate Webby. I will betray Lindsay. That's how you play the game". "I got my vote" said LeShawna. "Same here" said Gwen. "I of course know my vote" said Owen, waving at Webby. Hours passed and it was time to eliminate someone.

"Right after you win two, you lose three" said Chris. "These nine marshmallows will decide who is staying" he continued. "Isn't that one for all of us?" said Heather. "No" said Chris winking. "Wait, that means we win?!" said a happy Lindsay. "Who gave you that idea" asked Chris. Lindsay pointed to her pea sized brain. "I thought so" said Chris.

"If I call your name, you are safe" he continued. "Marshmallows to LeShawna and Gwen" said Chris. LeShawna and Gwen gave a high five. Gwen enjoyed her marshmallow. "The next three go to Owen and DJ". Chris passed Owen two marshmallows and DJ one. "Two?" asked Lindsay. "He's safe for two weeks?" asked Heather. "No. He was just hungry. The first one was safe. The second one was a good snack" said Chris.

Heather rolled her eyes. "Justin is safe" announced Chris. "Webby, Heather, Lindsay, Harold, one of you is going home" said Chris. In the confessional, Heather said: "Me?! Going home. As if. The better case is that Lindsay gets eliminated, the worse case is that I or Webby gets eliminated. I want the money and I want her out. And I don't care about Harold. He's a nerdling".

"Harold is safe" said Chris. In the confessional, Harold said: "If they eliminated me, gosh! I would be angry and upset". "Two of you racked up two votes. The other person racked up the rest. And that person is...." said Chris.

"Lindsay" continued Chris, who passed Heather and Webby marshmallows. "You two are safe" said Chris. Webby high-fived his team. In the confessional, DJ said: "Couldn't have eliminated Webby. The team voted Lindsay, despite our friendship with her".

"Yes" said Heather. "I won?" said Lindsay. "No. We as a team eliminated you". "You what?" "Eliminated you". "I thought John was joking". "John? Oh, Justin. No, he wasn't". "But did you eliminate me also?" "Yes". "Why? I thought you were my friend". "I kinda er... used you through the game." "You what?!" "I used you". "Why?" "To make you farther".

"You did?" "If it wasn't for me" Heather continued, "you wouldn't been eliminated in week two!" "Yeeeeah" said LeShawna. "Bye guys" said Lindsay to her team. Before she left, she told Heather off. "Heather, you don't deserve to get this far in the game. You are a mean person and I wish I never met a person like your or you! I hate your clothes, your face, your bear" Lindsay said.

"That wasn't my bear!" said Heather. "Well, you are anyways. You are the meanest, most dumbest, weirdiest, useiest camper and person I know" Lindsay said. In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Respect to Lindsay". In the confessional, Gwen said: "Wow". "By the way, your shoes are tacky" said Lindsay.

"Lindsay, time to go" said Chris. "But I am not done". "You will see her later, unless she wins or doesn't get eliminated". With that, Lindsay went on the Boat of Losers. "Bye guys! See you at the finale" she said.

"And this ends the most dramatic episode of the show yet, despite how it is week six. Join us next week to see more me, no Lindsay and why is a bear eating my paycheck?!" said Chris. "Argh. This ends Total Drama Island, for this week at least" Chris winked.

Chapter 7: Phobia Factor
Chris was at the McDonalds drive through. "Last time at Total Drama Island, I got here for a quick lunch. Anyways, Heather betrayed Lindsay and caused her elimination! Join us this week to hear the camper's fears for their next challenge in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

In the confessional, Heather said: "If the camps had no shower for a day, I would be scared. Goth girl would go bananas, LeShawna will grow a beard and I won't live. That's my fear". In the confessional, Courtney said: "My fear is losing this class election. I need this win and if I lose, I'll not be as popular as I am now".

In the confessional, Harold said: "According to my calculator, the movie 2012 is inaccurate in a lot of ways. The first way is that the world cannot get destroyed unless ninjas attacked". A ninja broke into the confessional saying, "NINJA IZZIE!" Harold screamed and begun to run off. "My fear is watching that freaky movie, since it is wrong! Wrong in so many ways!"

Chris continued, "We'll be back after the theme song to share more fears! McLean out!"

(theme song plays)

In the confessional, Justin said: "I cannot become ugly. I have a sexy face right now and it cannot be worth becoming ugly. If I do, all my lady fans will ignore me and I will be a circus freak, like Harold. That dude is ugly". In the confessional, Harold is freaking out, because of the ninjas.

In the confessional, Geoff said: "If I lost my hat, I'll be scared. I would lose my record for the hat on the longest. It has been on for four years, six months, two weeks and five days now". In the confessional, Webby said: "Mice". In the confessional, Duncan said: "Let's say this fast. Miley Cyrus standess. Freaky girl".

In the confessional, Gwen said: "I am not a girl who likes blonde hair or red, so if it becomes red, I'll freak. That's my phobia". In the confessional, Tyler said: "If I lost to Donkey Kong in Mario Superstar Baseball. My team usually sucks though, so I am used to it! BRING IT DK! I'LL--". Tyler got knocked out by the camera. "Clean up in aisle four" said Chris in the confessional.

In the confessional, Katie and Sadie said: "Being separated from each other". In the confessional, Harold is still freaking out. In the confessional, Beth said: "Being homeschooled like Ezekiel. He is a weirdo". In the confessional, LeShawna said: "After last week's challenge, bears. Those animals have been bugging me in my sleep or is that Ezekiel".

In the confessional, Owen said: "Jumping off the cliff. Once is enough thank you very much". In the confessional, DJ said: "Here goes my big list of fears. I am scared of: bugs, ants, water, cliffs, psycho killers, worms and psycho impostors called Izzy".

In the confessional, Ezekiel said: "I am scared of LeShawna, eh. I should've never threw dodgeballs at her butt" he cried. "She is loud also, eh". In the confessional, Bridgette said: "I guess I am the last one. I am scared of spending the day with Chef". She thinks of what happens and barfs. In the confessional, Chris said: "Clean up on aisles thirteen, four, one and eight".

"Now that you all dished your fears" said Chris. "I guess you can all accept or decline doing them on international TV". "And like what Lindsay says, televisions over the rainbow" said Heather. "I think your nice time with Chef begins now" said Chris to Bridgette. Chef waved at Bridgette. "Bye Geoff" she said. "Bye" said Geoff.

"Talking about Geoff, your hat is not on. I wonder where it is" said Chris. In the confessional, Chris said: "I hid it in the toilet. I hope he didn't mind that I put it there and used it after cleaning Bridgette's barf". Geoff begun to look for the hat. "Oh Bryan. Where are you?"

"And like what Lindsay says Ryan?" said Heather. "You have to mention Lindsay after every thing someone says" said LeShawna. "My name is Dindsay or is it Dusty" said Heather. "LeShawna, get your camping bags. You are going to sleep with the bears in the forest tonight!" said Chris. "Gwen, come over with the intern. He is perfect at hair dying" he continued. LeShawna left to the cabin and Gwen left to the intern.

"AND BY THE WAY" said Chris, "THESE WILL BE TALLIED AS POINTS FOR YOUR TEAM! WINNERS GET IMMUNITY!". In the confessional, Owen said: "Immunity is what we need". Owen grabbed his cellphone and texted KGB to get answers on how to jump off a cliff.

"Duncan, come over to hug a Miley Cyrus standee". "Sup" said the standee. "Since when did standees talk?" said Duncan. "Whoops, that's Miley herself" said Chris winking. Chris dragged Duncan to the actual standee. "You may hug it once you are ready" Chris said.

Courtney's cellphone begun to ring. "Hello?" said Courtney. Her friend Tom said, "Did you hear that Samantha won the election?" "SAMANTHA?!" said Courtney. "Yeah" said Tom. "How much votes did I get?" she asked. "One" said Tom. "And that was you, right?" said Courtney. "No, that was the mouse". "WHAT?!" screamed Courtney. "Got to go. Bye" said Tom.

"A point for Courtney. She took the fear down and now she is suing the school. Good luck with that" said Chris. Another intern broke the shower. "Heather, your challenge is over. You can go to the shower" Chris said. "Good" said Heather, walking to the shower. Once Heather walked into the shower, she noticed it was broken.

"NOOOOOOOO!" she yelled. "Put in the shower line, Chris" she said. "Nope. Face the challenge" said Chris. "You said I had no challenge!" said Heather. "I said face the challenge" said Chris. "I won't. Put on the shower NOW!" she yelled. Chris put on the shower. "Much better" she said walking into it again.

"No points for the Gophers, one for the Bass!" announced Chris. Webby said, "If we lose, Heather must go home". At this time, Geoff was looking everywhere for his hat. "Oh hat. Where are you Bryan?" he said. As for Bridgette, she was making some bad meals for the contestants. "And this is your dinner" said Chef. "This spoon?" asked Bridgette. "Yes" said Chef. "GOT A PROBLEM?" "No sir" said Bridgette.

Gwen was changing fast. "OW!" she yelled. Once the intern was finished with the makeover, she said: "RED HAIR?! What are you guys thinking?! Change it back! Change it BACK!" The intern got back to work changing it back fast.

Duncan was hugging the Miley Cyrus standee. "You know you are gross" said the real Miley. "Shut up" Duncan said. Courtney's face went in shock. In the confessional, she asked: "Duncan is cheating on me already?!" "Duncan! We need a talk! NOW!" she said.

Duncan walked over to Courtney. "Yes darling?" he said. Courtney slapped him in the face. "OW!" said Duncan. "What was that for?" "Why are you cheating on me?" said Courtney. "Cheating?! That was my fear. I don't like Miley" said Duncan. "Don't you want to win?" asked Duncan. "True. Fine. I'll give you one more chance" said Courtney.

In the confessional, Duncan said: "I can do good with or without her". "Two points for the Bass, still none for the Gophers!" said Chris. "Webby, come to the closet. You are going to deal with mice!" "MICE?!" said Webby, running off. "Still no points. You Gophers are chickens!" said Chris!

LeShawna, who was still relaxing heard a bear. "You are not starting" she said. Geoff looked in the Mess Hall. "Did you use my hat for cooking?" said Geoff. "No" said Chef.

Chris took Owen up the cliff with a golf cart. "Enjoy jumping off this thing again! Remember the sharks and everything" said Chris. Chris got back on the golf car, driving down the cliff. Owen jumped off the cliff again, causing a big splash. The golf cart spun and flipped over. A fire begun and Chris got out safely running out of the cart. "Sorry" said Owen. "A point for the Gophers" said Chris, fixing his hair.

"Justin, time for a makeover yourself" said Chris, arriving back to the remaining campers. Chris gave some interns tomatos to pelt Justin. After three pelted at Justin, he screamed: "STOP! NO MORE!". "No points for that" said Chris.

The bear was watching LeShawna eating her chips. "Don't come out bear. Just stay there for the rest of the CHALLENGE!" she said. The bear came out when she said challenge. LeShawna threw the chips and climbed up a tree. "No more repeats itchy balls. My butt hates you and you hate my butt" she said.

Chris took Tyler to a video game closet. "I got the game set up. This is the final inning and you are losing by ninety-eight. You got two strikes, no balls, two outs and nobody on base. Goomba is up and- GAME OVER!" said Chris. Tyler said: "Good thing I didn't play". "Argh" said Chris.

Katie took the boat to loserville and they both cried right away. "Weak" said Chris, making the boat return. "Live together" said Chris rolling his eyes. Heather came back from her shower and Gwen came back better than ever. "Your team should be called Phobiatic Gophers" said Chris. Courtney and Duncan laughed.

"DJ, if you, Harold and LeShawna win these challenges, there's a possible win!" said Chris. "You are going to stare at a worm for five minutes. Don't get freaked out or else the Bass win" he continued. DJ begun to look at the same worm Ezekiel spit out on day one. "I know him, eh" said Ezekiel. "Shush" said Heather.

Five minutes later, DJ conquered his fear of worms. The Gophers, except Heather clapped. LeShawna came back alive the next morning and not scared of bears anymore. "I did it" said LeShawna. The Gophers, except Heather again clapped. "Now, this is a tie game. If Bridgette comes back with Chef happy together, the Bass win immunity, but not after Ezekiel does his work" said Chris.

Fifty seven minutes later, Bridgette and Chef came back. Chef got Bridgette a new surfboard. Bridgette accidently hit him while sitting down and Chef blew it up! "Hey" said Bridgette. "Now that the day is over, I can bug you again" said Chef, blowing up everything he brought Bridgette, except for the Chef Hatchet SillyBand™, which he took instead.

"Wait! Harold didn't do his challenge" said Chris, taking Harold to the movie theater. Harold stayed in and watched the whole 2012. In the confessional, Harold said: "Monkeys, explosions, Chris McLean. WIN MOVIE!" "Good movie" said Harold. "The world will get destroyed in 2012! The world will get destroyed in 2012! The world will get destroyed in 2012!" said Harold over and over again.

"Tied again with four per team. Gophers have a big comeback" said Chris. "Am I up, eh?" asked Ezekiel. "Yes" said Chris. "You need this for the win or Beth can, which I don't think will happen" he continued. "Okay". "For this challenge, you need to invite LeShawna to McDonalds" he continued.

"Cool, eh" said Ezekiel. At McDonalds, Chris said: "Which is why I had the recap here". Back to the challenge, Ezekiel asked LeShawna: "Want to have some fries from french and chickens buggets at Mickey Ms?" "Er... no" said LeShawna. "You are crazy" she continued. "Too bad" said Ezekiel, walking away.

"Er... no points" said Chris. "Beth, if you win this, your team gets immunity" said Chris. "Welcome to Mr. Hatchet" he continued. "Today, we are going to learn about kissing" said Mr. Hatchet. "Ooooh" said Beth. After the lesson, Beth came out and begun to kiss the ground. "Thank you! I did not like watching Chef kissing a camel for an hour" said Beth.

"What camel?" asked Chef, throwing a camel into the lake. "Hehe", he laughed. "Since Beth survived the kissing lesson, the Bass win immunity for the FORTH time in a row!" said Chris. "We lost AGAIN AGAIN?!" said the really upset Heather. "You guys are useless" she continued. "Living without a shower is easy, hun" said LeShawna.

In the confessional, Webby said: "I am up for grabs". In the confessional, Harold said: "I would've enjoyed to eat the Chicken Nuggets or French Fries. I should've watched my fat though. Don't want to go husky, do I? But then again, I can beatbox. But then again, naaah. I'll stay at the camp this time".

In the confessional, Justin said: "At least I was pretty". In the confessional, Geoff said: "At least I had an extra hat", putting on another hat exactly like his first one. "Will the record books notice?" he continued. In the confessional, Heather said: "I am voting for Webby. He's useless". In the confessional, Webby said: "I think me, Owen, DJ and most of the team will vote Justin. I am not sure of it though".

In the confessional, LeShawna said: "Was that challenge with Ezekiel a technical ask-out, because I don't like him". In the confessional, Chris said: "It totally was!"

The votes were cast hours later. "This is your forth loss. You need to change this team around" said Chris. "Marshmallows go to: Heather, Harold, LeShawna, Gwen and Owen" continued Chris. In the confessional, Webby said: "I am getting close already to the final two". In the confessional, Justin said: "Good thing I won't be going home ANYTIME soon", he said winking.

"DJ gets the next marshmallow. This is the final marshmallow now. Whoever gets it is safe for another week" said Chris. "And it goes to..."

"Webby" said Chris. "YES!" said Webby. "No" said Heather and Justin. "I can't be going" said Justin. "I am too sexy to go!" "The tomatoes made you lose your charm" said Owen. "See you in the dishwasher" said Harold. "You must have done this" said Justin to Chris. "Just doing my job" said Chris.

"Yes!" said Webby in the confessional. "Safe for another week!" Justin boarded the Boat of Losers. "He overstayed this game" said Gwen. "And this ends another week of Total Drama Island. Justin got eliminated and I am going to unsubscribe him on Subscriberhotties.com. Not like I like him. I just spied on him and kinda played the game. Join us next time for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris.

"And the game is really ugly now. Especially Webby!" said Justin yelling. "HEY!" said Webby, ending the episode.

Chapter 8: Up the Creek
"Last time on the legendary Total Drama Island, Justin got eliminated and he insulted Webby" said Chris. Justin, who is on Chris' cellphone said: "I am still angry at you for unsubscribing me on Subscriberhotties.com." "Er... yeah! Join us for more now on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" said Chris. "Is the show on?" said Lindsay loud on the cellphone.

(theme song plays)

Heather woke up and said in the confessional, "We need to win this next challenge". Harold said in the confessional, "In my dreams, my mom was running me into the jungle scared of 2012". Courtney said in the confessional, "We are winning this no matter what". In the confessional, Chef said: "Confessional overuse?"

Owen went to the Mess Hall and ate some cookies on the ground. The rest of the cast, except Heather, LeShawna and Gwen were there. "I wonder where they are" said Webby. In the confessional, Courtney said: "They are fighting as a team. Like they'll go far."

Gwen said in the girls cabin, "Did Heather steal my socks?" "I did because someone threw them in the lake" said Heather. "They were smelly" said LeShawna. "And you did eat my chips" she continued. "Yes. I was hungry" Heather said. "I know I should've went to McDonalds with Ezekiel. I always could've ditched him in the bathroom" said LeShawna.

They all walked to the Mess Hall, where Chris announced "The next challenge will be a ride up to Boney Island, a rumored to be haunted island. Whoever rides there first and makes a fire first wins immunity for the team. You should take anything you find, including an idol and come back with it".

In the confessional, Chris said: "And they should take it because? It gives teams bad luck. Perfect for the Bass or the Gophers" said Chris. "That idol is mine" said Tyler in the confessional. "An immunity idol?" asked Beth in the confessional.

The teams got paired up. Heather got paired with Owen and Harold, apparently. LeShawna paired up with Gwen. Webby paired up with DJ. Geoff paired up with Bridgette and Duncan paired up with Courtney. Beth paired up with Tyler and Ezekiel. Katie paired up with Sadie. "THE CHALLENGE BEGINS NOW" announced Chris.

Elimination Table
Color Code:

WIN: Was on winning team.

WIN: Won individual challenge or won for their team.

IN: Got a a marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.

LOW: Got the final marshmallow in the marshmallow ceremony.

OUT: Voted off in this episode.