User blog comment:Jkl9817/Jkl's satiric blog post number 1: The Life After Lies lost chapter/@comment-1874924-20110819040812

My favorite bit was Heather insisting that she's not emo.

Upon re-reading this, I realized that LTDI actually has some passages that sound a lot like this, the main differences being that (a) I use third person instead of first person, and (b) I don't use as many paragraph breaks, so those few cases that do have an entire paragraph consisting of a three-word sentence fragment will (presumably) have more impact.