User blog:Nalyd Renrut/Nalyd's Entire Series in 60 Seconds?!

Total Drama Paradise

 * Belle: I hate you!
 * Philip: I hate you too!
 * Dyl: *is silent*
 * "The Rat": I hate you Lequisha!
 * Bozo: *leaves*
 * Lequisha: Let's get Jacob eliminated!
 * Julio: *sparkles*
 * "The Rat": Kthxbye.
 * "The Hobo": *leaves*
 * Nalyd: You will now divide into three teams!
 * Dyl: *is silent*
 * "The Rat": Jacob! My man!
 * Julio: *sparkles*
 * "Ugly": *leaves*
 * Billy and Julio: *sparkle*
 * Sam: *whines*
 * "Dome": *head sparkles*
 * Mara: *is huuuuuuuuuuge*
 * Sarah: *kisses Josh and Dyl*
 * Josh: It wasn't us!
 * Dyl: *is silent*
 * Sarah: I'm gonna read Belle's diary!
 * Josh: Kthxbye.
 * Belle: They're gonna vote me off!
 * Dyl: *silent wink*
 * Josh: *leaves*
 * Nalyd: You are now one team!
 * Dustin: *leaves*
 * Lucas: I love you!
 * Veronica: I hate you!
 * Lucas: *leaves*
 * Belle: Bye Dyl.
 * Dyl: Bye Belle.
 * Everyone: *gasp*
 * Julio: *sparkles*
 * "The Rat": Kthxbye.
 * Julio: *leaves*
 * Veronica: *leaves*
 * Jaz: *leaves*
 * Jacob: I'm giving up immunity to save Elian!
 * "The Rat": ...
 * Cindy: Hey! I actually get to do stuff! I made it to the final fo- *leaves*
 * "The Rat": My secret alliance with Dyl will save me.
 * Elian: My secret alliance with Dyl will save me.
 * "The Rat": *leaves*
 * Dustin: I'm voting for Dyl for being humble.
 * Lucas: I'm voting for Dyl for helping me early on.
 * Belle: I'm voting for Dyl for being pretty.
 * Julio: I'm voting for Dyl for not sneezing on my sparkles. *sparkles*
 * Veronica: I'm voting for Elian for being a girl.
 * Jaz: I'm voting for Elian for not betraying me.
 * Jacob: I'm voting for Elian for being pretty.
 * Cindy: I'm voting for Elian for being good in challenges.
 * "The Rat": I'm voting for Dyl because he isn't Elian.
 * Nalyd: Dyl wins!
 * Dyl and Belle: *make out*
 * Elian and Jacob: *make out*

Total Drama World

 * Jessica: Hi everybody!
 * Charles: ...
 * Rob: *jiggles*
 * George: *jiggles*
 * Sally: *leaves*
 * Sheldon: e=mc-*leaves*
 * Amanda: *leaves*
 * Hank: I hate life and I hate all of you.
 * Jillian: Whatever.
 * Hank: *leaves*
 * Nalyd: We have a tie.
 * Rob: I'm safe!
 * George: *leaves*
 * Nalyd: Welcome to the merge!
 * Jillian: *leaves*
 * Charles: I love you, Jessica!
 * Jessica: I love you too!
 * Charlie: *leaves*
 * Greg: I love you, Britanny!
 * Britanny: I love you too!
 * Greg: *leaves*
 * Rob: I'll play my immunity idol.
 * Britanny: No!
 * Rob: Kthxbye.
 * Jessica: I win immunity!
 * Nalyd: Per tradition, the villain places third.
 * Rob: *jiggles* *leaves*
 * Jessica: I win!
 * Keyana: I get a line!

Total Drama Amazon

 * Susan: Niles is pretty.
 * Lacey: *drools*
 * Hillary: Ew! No thanks! Bye!
 * Ed: *leaves*
 * Lacey: *leaves*
 * Mariana: *sale* (Spanish for she leaves XD)
 * "Bulldog": That's all folks! *leaves*
 * "Spazz": *spazzes* *leaves*
 * Will: I hate you all! I love you all! I hate you all! *leaves*
 * Nalyd: You are now two tribes divided by gender.
 * Betty: *is Dyl wannabe* *leaves*
 * Jess: And by my calculation, and judging by the radius of the circumference of the cosine, there will be apparoximately seventeen jowles of friction and - *leaves*
 * Audrey: I love you all! ... *leaves*
 * Frasier: Opera, caviar, the symphony - *leaves*
 * Elvis: I'm captain now! *smiles*
 * Nathaniel: Be careful, dude.
 * Elvis: *dies* (lol jk)
 * Fuega: Burn, baby, burn!
 * Hillary: Kthxbye!
 * Jocelyn: Kthxbye
 * Bruno: *leaves*
 * Nathaniel: *leaves*
 * Rocky: *leaves*
 * Ed: You're hot!
 * Hillary: Stranger danger!
 * Jocelyn: Kthxbye.
 * Bozo: I hate you!
 * Niles: And what did I do?
 * Bozo: *leaves with her bukkit*
 * Lacey: *rolls*
 * Niles: Kthxbye!
 * Ace: I want to have the ultimate adventure!
 * Jocelyn: Kthxbye.
 * James: Howdy, y'all.
 * Hillary and James: *make out*
 * Niles: Awk-ward.
 * Susan: *stares at Niles*
 * James: *leaves*
 * Hillary: Niles, vote yourself off, kk?
 * Niles: Kthxbye...
 * Susan: I love you, Niles.
 * Niles: Kthxbye.
 * Nathaniel: I'm voting for Jocelyn because writing down her name will be the closest thing I ever have to physical contact with a woman.
 * Rocky: I'm voting for Jocelyn because Niles is terrible at challenges.
 * Ed: I'm voting for Jocelyn for being hot!
 * Bozo: I'm voting for Jocelyn because Niles stole meh bukkit!
 * Lacey: *snores*
 * Ace: I'm voting for Jocelyn because... Well, the same reason as Ed.
 * James: I'm voting for Jocelyn, y'all. She didn't lie to me, y'all.
 * Hillary: I'm voting for Jocelyn! Niles should have voted himself off, not me!
 * Susan: I'm voting for Niles for being pretty!
 * Nalyd: Jocelyn wins!
 * Jocelyn: Yay!
 * Niles: :(

(Y'all read that in 60 seconds, right?)