Total Drama: Pointless and Random

''Author's note: So, like I said in my latest blog, I have plans to write some comedy material in the upcoming weeks. Well, I'll start off with the project that will take less time.''

Total Drama: Pointless and Random is a nonsense comedy story written by Jkl9817. Whereas it won't have any particular conducting wire and will be completely based on nonsense/absurd humor, I decided that, like in TDIRM's anthology, anyone is allowed to write a chapter, but please identify yourself if you are going to write one. The purpose behind this project is to help users avoid boredom, since you don't have to think much to write down a chapter, not to mention absurd humor can be a lot funny at times.

P.S.: The fact that this will be based on nonsense humor doesn't mean one can make a lot of spelling/grammatical mistakes, unless it has something to do with the "context" of the story. Try to think about this as an actual story.

Chapter 43: Introduction to nothing in particular
Written by Jkl9817.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cries Chris McLean while dancing ballet on a surfboard floating about Lake Wawanakwa. "I am high, eh? And I love gelatin! GELATIN! Gelatin is so tasteeeeh. And it's so good and tasteh. And I love GELATIIN! And gelatin is nearly, NEEARLY as good as the third season of Friends! Don't you love Friends? I love FRIENDS! And I love my friends! Come here, friends!" A group of magenta beavers come flying and holding saltshakers. They begin to fly and do the worm dance around Chris, who performs a 70's dance move while screaming "THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS-" but then a giant outdoor reading "END" smashes him down. The beavers cry out loud, but then get bored and go have their five o'clock tea.

After the five o'clock tea, the beavers return to Lake Wawanakwa and suddenly are transformed into actors from X-Men 2 by the transcedental pixie from planet Pi. Then five thousand Total Drama Island Fanfiction Wikia users come running and trample them, while one of the users points at them and says "Take that, bitches!" The users go to the main lodge, and the X-Men 2 actors are teleported to a pleasant farm in Southern Cuba. But then a firing squad shoots googol soccer balls on fire at them, and they die.

Then they ressurect and eat all the pies from a pie-eating contest in Yukon. Then all the Total Drama Island contestants plus two Camps Wiki admins show up and ask for autographs. But they are interrupted by Diane Sawyer from ABC World News and her stupid camera crew. Diane Sawyer asks, "How does it feel to die? Does Heaven have a smoking section? Do you like my new cyan highlights? Just kidding, they are brown! JOKE OF THE WEEK! HOHOHO! If you were an animal, would you be a mammal or a reptile?"

Hugh Jackman is about to answer when Chef Hatchet punches Diane Sawyer to Arkansas and asks Halle Berry, "Would you marry me?" Deeply moved and with tears in her eyes, Halle Berry says "Yes. Yes!" and she and Chef begin to make out passionately. At that vision, all the other actors die again.

That's when Chris McLean comes running and yells "I TOLD YAUHHHH! I LIKE KITTIES!", thus making all the X-Men 2 actors ressurect once again. Then Anna Paquin says "I won the Oscahrh when I was twelvah yearsah oldah and I am going to move to Arkansasah." She moves to Arkansas and there she meets Diane Sawyer, who asks "How does it feel to move to Arkansas?" Anna Paquin answers "Very good, except for the geysers." "What geysers?" asks Diane Sawyer, only to be blown away by a geyser and land back on Yukon.

"You again?" asks Chef. She punches Diane Sawyer's head down until she's as tall as a golf hole, and, content, goes back to Camp Wawanakwa, where Eva was about to be voted off the island due to drinking so much water she became an elephant. The campers laugh, having a good time. That's all, folks!

"WAETH, THAT'S NOT AWLL," says Chris, still high. "THE END IS NEAR!" he yells again, only to be crushed down by another outdoor reading "END".

Chapter 0 - Noah and Ezekiel's Super Awesome Adventure
Written by Toadgamer80.

One day, Noah was sitting at Mickey D's, eating a big mac and McFrench Fries.

"BLAAAAAAAAARGH!" screams Ezekiel, running up to him.

Noah flips off Ezekiel. "What the hell do you want?"

"Eh, I was looking for some chick'n strips. Eh." says Ezekiel.

"Get the hell away from me." says Noah.

"No profanity, eh." says Ezekiel. "Let's keep it PG."

Suddenly, a large parade comes crashing through Mickey D's. The first one to arrive is Micky D, followed by SG and his two noobish siblings. Followed by them are Zinc, riding on a BfDI float, and MrD, who's trolling others. Sprinklemist and his over 9000 characters then come charging in, followed by old man Gideon. Jkl then comes in, talking about his ideas for the wiki, but he's trampled by Brandon and Layla. Then QOS comes in riding on her naked Eva, followed by Chancellor Cherry, Who's Talking In All Capital Letters, and Dolph on his magical rainbow unicorn. Then all the Total Drama Wiki users come in, led by Ryan and Kg, who are screaming their heads off. Followed by them are the TDIFF wiki noobs, led by Cavi, and TDFANFRENCH. Shlong Kingston then randomly comes in, followed by the California Boys and the Brown Eyed Pubes. Then Suzuki and Rebecca Black come in, making out, and Friday sees Rebecca, choking and killing her. A hearse comes by, carrying tombstones with the names DJ Spenstar, Anonymos, and Sunshineandravioli on them. Then, Gary comes in yelling OVER 9000, and Reddy comes in after him. Jake the dog and Finn the human come in, having adventures, and they're followed by Mordecai and Rigby. Muscle Man and High 5 ghost are after them, yelling about the MY MOM jokes. Then, more TDWiki users come in, complaining about Council, and then Donny comes in, singing about pants. He then whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. Then Toad comes in, complaining that he didn't steal that joke from Jkl. Then everyone disappears in a puff of smoke.

"WHAT THE F@#$ WAS THAT?!" screams Noah.

Izzy comes in, naked.

"ZOMGLEEEEE." says Noah.

Sadie comes in, also naked.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." screams Noah.

"This story isn't even funny, eh." says Ezekiel.

"ZOMG STFU" screams Noah.

"No, I won't STFU, whatever that means." says Ezekiel.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--" screams Noah.

Then Ezekiel pees on Noah's forehead.

"OH MAH GAWD DO YA LI3K THAT BETTR?!?!" screams Ezekiel.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screams Noah.

"You know what, eh? The author of this story said no spelling and grammar mistakes. Here, lemme read it for you. P.S.: The fact that this will be based on nonsense humor doesn't mean one can make a lot of spelling/grammatical mistakes, unless it has something to do with the "context" of the story. Try to think about this as an actual story. " says Ezekiel.

Noah slaps his head. "This story is abhorrent."

Rebecca Black then comes in and kisses Noah.

"I feel 999999 times better." says Noah dreamily.

"FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN" screams Rebecca.

Noah blushes then faints.

Chapter 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - I have to urinate.
Written by Jkl9817.

Ezekiel is picking his nose and singing Band On The Run when suddenly Total Drama Jumbo Jet flies onto him and turns him into a pear.

A few weeks later, the Total Drama Island contestants arrive to Camp Wawanakwa in a yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. All the females run off the bus screaming "HELP!" and the males run after them holding torches and harpoons, except for Justin and Alejandro, who look at some rocks on the ground, hit it off, and start making out with them.

Gwen walks in circles saying "Oh, snap, oh, snap, oh snap!" and Izzy throws her grandmother on Lindsay's feet, causing Heather to have an allergic reaction to the universe and snore at Beth's face, causing LeShawna to fly away singing the alphabet song, causing Trent to kill a turtle with an Oscar statuette, causing Justin to marry a rock, causing Bridgette to be transformed into Ringo Starr by the transcedental pixie from planet Pi. In the midst of all this mess, Sierra whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth.

Then a bomb explodes somewhere between Muskoka and Chris McLean's new shoes, which triggers a series of toilet water rainfalls. Duncan runs away from the Arts and Crafts center wearing nothing but cyan socks reading "Green Lantern rox" while screaming "I WANT MY UNDERPANTS! I WANT MY UNDERPANTS! I WANT MY UNDER-" and then being suffocated by a pile of underpants that rush down along with the toilet water. Cody walks up to Duncan, points at him and says "THAT'S what you get for not borrowing me your Breaking Bad DVDs." Duncan pulls him into the pile of underpants and beats him up until he's turned into a T-shaped beef. Duncan throws the beef at Eva's face and she yells "GOOSEBERRY!" before throwing it at Chef Hatchet's crew of cursed ponies. The cursed ponies take the beef to Jamaica and leave it on top of DJ. DJ has a nervous breakdown, and blames it on Justin's trophy rockwife, who says "WUT? MEEEEEEEEEE?" and travels to the center of the earth, taking poor Ezekiel the Parr and Cody the T-shaped Beef with her. In the center of the earth, the rock has a sex-change surgery and cheats on Justin with Alejandro. Justin and Alejandro wrestle to death and Izzy throws a bucket at their heads, saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" and firing har lazar at them. All the characters suddenly get up and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!", and that's when princess-dressed Ringo "Bridgette" Starr moonwalks in. The curtain falls and a giant sea lion is tossed at Courtney, which flings her down to Season 3. In season 3, Courtney sues the show, sues the producers, sues the campers, sues the ground, sues a tree, sues herself, and ends up as the leader of mafia in a secret country in Eastern Europe.

Chapter 3 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628 The Lost Episode
''Written by Rhonda. ''

It was a normal day on the island as always. The contestants were in the cafeteria eating spagetthi o's when Izzy came flying through the roof. "I'MA Stealz YO spaghetti o's and sell them on eBay!"

"No you aren't!" Chef yells at Izzy. "Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"

"What makes you thing your the boss of me?" Izzy asks.

"Because I am your father!" Chef yells.

"I heard a rumor that was never said in the movie." Bridgette says.

"Wait your my dad?" Izzy asks. "Is that why I have so much leg hair?"

"Yes," Chef replies. "Now lets take over the world!"

"POTATOES!" Izzy yells.

"OMG Katie," Sadie says. "I have to tell you I'm a Space Alien!"

OMG me too!" Katie yells.

"Were like twins!" Sadie replies as the two jump up and down together.

"The fact I said were not here to make friends means I won't win the show." Heather says.

"I'm loved this season!" Gwen cheers.

"My voice actor voiced Sailor Mars!" Courtney yells.

"I'm the son of the of Batman eh." Zeke says.

...Then he dies.

"Oh no he has been poisoned!" Bridgette yells.

"Let's go outside." Noah says.

One scene change later everyone is at the edge of the woods.

"Lets all get lost in the woods." Noah says.

"No," Trent yells. "For every bear that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, because, today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic!"

Then Noah eats Trent.

Then they all enter the woods. And then they all find the Teddy Bear's picnic.

"I'm eat this picnic basket." Izzy says. Then she sucks up all the picnic baskets like she was Kirby.

"Hey Bobo," Yogi bear says. "That gnome ate our picinick baskets. Let's eat her friend."

Then they eat Noah.

"Hey you wanna come into the back of my van kids?" A guy in a bear costume says. "I got candy in there."

"Care Bear Stare!" A random care bear yells as the care bears shout the guy in the bear costume with...some ray off their tummies.

"We saved you!" A care bear says cheering. "We saved you from that..."

"I WANTED CANDY!" Izzy yells and then she eats all the care bears.

Then Courtney bumps into the woods and reveals their is civilization on the other side.

"What there was city here all along!" Courtney yells.

"But we've been in the woods a lot." Bridgette says. "How come we never noticed this? Is it real?"

"Well it is never mentioned again so I don't know." Courtney replies. "Besides next season we drive here so... yeah."

"Let's go to Walmart!" Lindsay says.

Then they all go to Walmart.

"Do you have this in blue?" Lindsay asks a man.

"Well," The man says. "That's orange juice and I don't work here."

...Then Lindsay and the man make out.

"CHOROS!" Izzy yells as she throws choros at people.

"I'ma but these apple bottom jeans!" LeShawna says.

Then she melts into goo and Izzy licks her up.

"DON'T STOP BELIEVING!" Izzy yells. "Like my PB&J sandwich."

Then DJ rides by on a unicorn. "I feel so pretty."

"Well your not," Izzy says. "Your ugly."

"Aw." DJ says.

"This chapter has really bad grammar." Cody complains.

Then Eva turned into a lemon and Izzy made her into lemonade.

"I'm gonna go read fanfictions." Justin says leaving.

"Well," Heather says. "Now what?"

"Look out for that Walmart employee!" Izzy yells.

"I'm like so happy to assist you and make suggestions." The employee says. "But I have a spiting problem. And a runny nose. And severe allergies. And your cute."

The Walmart employee then pets Duncan.

...Then the two make out.

"Disney Channel isn't funny." Izzy replies. "Now lets all go to Area 51!"

Then there all at Area 51.

"This sucks." Heather says.

"I thought this would be funner." Izzy replies.

"I was the one who poisoned Ezekiel." Bridgette says.

==Chapter π - Oh no, not I! I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive! I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give. And I'll survive! I will survive! Hey, Hey!== Written by Jkl9817.

Eva bites a popsicle, screams in pain and dies from smallpox. Then she ressurects and builds a bridge with Lego.

THE END

Chapter 957,892: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Written by Reddude.

It was a cold day in Toronto, and Katie and Sadie were spending the holidays together, wearing matching green/red sweatshirts. Sadie gasped as she opened the fridge.

"Katie, we're out of milk!" the fat teen said. Katie also gasped.

"We, like, have to get some more!"

"I know, right?"

"Let's go." the might-as-well-be twins strutted out to their pink Toyata Prius and drove off. They stopped at a grocery store and ran in. They ran to the dairy aisle and found there was no milk left.

"Like, what are we going to do?" Sadie cried. The twins frowned, when suddenly they spot Ezekiel carrying the last jug of milk. They exchange glances.

Ezekiel fell out of the aisle, dazed, as Katie and Sadie ran to the check-out line. They were stopped by two security guards, however.

"We noticed you beat-up this guy." one guard said, holding up Ezekiel.

"Homeschooled dweebs are protected by law," the other said. "I'm afraid you'll have to come with us." the two gasped and were suddenly behind bars.

"I feel really bad about beating up Ezekiel." Katie said. Sadie nodded from a separate cell. Suddenly, the guards served them breakfast: eggs, bacon, and milk.

Sadie gasped. "Katie, look! We finally got the milk!" Katie gasped.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!" the duo cheered. And they did everyday for the rest of their life sentence in Toronto Maximum Security Lock-Up.

==Chapter T - The one where Gwen eats a telephone, Sierra fights a bee to death until LeShawna yells the lyrics of a Hairspray song in Latin out of a stomachace, two hundred and thousand tesseradecades of old men hunt the secret hair of Geoff, Beth rocks 'n' rolls all night, and parties every day, Trent kills Owen with his Kids Choice Awards acceptance speech, and in Heaven—or it's hell, or it's ANYBODY WAITING AT HOME FOR YOOOU, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME THAT WILL TELL THIS TAAALEEE.......—Owen eats some Thai candy beans and turns into a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, cock, a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, he turns into a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, cock, a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, and watches all episodes of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! via Sony Blu-Ray Disc™, Lindsay and DJ tap each other until Lindsay accidentally makes out with DJ's hand, cats and dogs rain literally and trigger all of Cody's allergies, causing him to sneeze down to Paraguay and catch pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Katie and Sadie decide never to drink orange juice again, Duncan adopts an Ethiopian boy because Tyler won't eat his cottage cheese, and Eva and Chris get married to convince Gwen to spit out the telephone; why, where's the titin?== Written by Jkl9817.

Hi, how are you?

The End is Near
Written by OHF

Warning: Rated R - May contain F-bomb

I woke up, with my eyes crusty. The sunlight hit my eyes as it shined through the window.

I lookd at my calender.

December 28, 2012.

This was it.

A few months ago, a rumor started about the world ending in December 28, 2012. Of course, there were the fucking idiots who actually belived it. Many sane people told them not to worry -- as there was no proof that the world would end -- only theories.

However, we were sadly proven wrong.

A few months ago, many news reporters stated that there would be a large astroid -- the size of the moon -- that would hit the earth, around South America.

The impact would wipe out all living life.

NASA -- of course -- wouldn't allow this. They shot at the astroid and did everything they could. While many belived the astroid will be destroyed, no doubt, they were shocked as to what had happened.

NASA failed at destroying the astroid.

I tried to go back to sleep, until a mysterious voice was heard. "Gwen? Are you sleeping? C'mon Chris want's to gather us up."

I woke up and noticed the voice was none other than Trent.

If you don't know the story, Chris McLean brought the Total Drama Island cast back to Camp Wawanakwa. Apperantly, Camp Wawankwa was supposed to be "safe."

But due to our contracts, we were required to go there.

Chris cleared his throat. "Everyone. Please listen."

Chris looked at the campers as a sweat dribbled down.

UND THN HEZ FARTED!!!!1111111 hHAHAHSEHDHD

Katie and Sadie go to the Mall.
 Katie and Sadie go to the Mall: By Zoomer72

''Contains swears: But don't worry, there all bleeped (****) out. :3''

One day Katie and Sadie wanted to go to the mall.

{C}“Hey Katie!” said Sadie.

“Hey Sadie!” said Katie

“I want to go to the mall!” said Sadie.

“EEEEE” said Katie.

“OMG I SO KNOW LOL ROTFLOL!” agreed Sadie.

{C}15 minutes later, after Katie ran over a couple of people, the two BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL’s arrived at the mall to go shopping.

{C}“EEEEE SHOPPING!” screeched Sadie.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEE” replied Katie.

{C}First, they went to Wal-Mart and got some candy. They hoped to get on a sugar rush.

{C}“EEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee” contributed Katie.

“eeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE” supposed Sadie.

{C}It worked.

{C}Then they went to Garage to try on some new clothes.

{C}“THOSE TIGHTS LOOK SO GOOD ON U!!!!” blasted Katie in the middle of the store.

“OMG I SO KNOW LOL ROTFLOL!” erupted Sadie, making other people’s ears bleed.

{C}They were still on their sugar rush.

{C}Last, they went to McDonalds for some food.

{C}“I LOVE FOOD!!! GIVE ME SOME A DAT FOOD YA MCFREAKS!!!” screamed Katie as she climbed onto the counter and started throwing people’s orders at the cashiers.

“BADABABABA IM ****ING IT!!!!” belted Sadie at the top of her lungs, while pushing over people’s tables.

{C}“AAAAHHHH!!!” screamed the people.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!” screamed the cashiers.

“WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE???” screamed the manager, running out of his office.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHLAAAAALAAAAAAWAAAAAA!!!!!” screamed Katie and Sadie at the same time, tackling the manager.

{C}3 days and five lawsuits later, Katie and Sadie got home.

{C}“That was AWESOME!!” said Katie.

“I SOOOO know!” agreed Sadie.

“Let’s do that again!” They both said!

Chapter ∞ - "Owen, what's the bulging in your pants?" "Oh, that's my compass!"
Written by QOS

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,) Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,) Back to my home, (home, home,) I dare not go, (go, go,) For if I do, (do, do,) My mother will say: Did you ever see a llama, wearing pajamas? Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,) Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,) Back to my home, (home, home,) I dare not go, (go, go,) For if I do, (do, do,) My mother will say: Did you ever see a fox, hiding in a box? Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,) Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,) Back to my home, (home, home,) I dare not go, (go, go,) For if I do, (do, do,) My mother will say: Did you ever see a bear, combing his hair? Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,) Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,) Back to my home, (home, home,) I dare not go, (go, go,) For if I do, (do, do,) My mother will say: Did you ever see a snake, baking a cake? Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,) Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,) Back to my home, (home, home,) I dare not go, (go, go,) For if I do, (do, do,) My mother will say: Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme? Down by the bay!

Chapter Numberless - Pie is good for you!!!!!!
Written by Jkl9817.

"OMG I'M SO HAPPY!" Duncan yells.

"OMG ME TOO!" Tyler yells in response.

"WUR ALL HAPPEH!" Heather yells.

Then all the contestants start dancing.

"OMG I'M SUCH A GOOD DANCER!" Bridgette says. "I'M LIKE A NATURAL!!!"

"RIGHT?" Noah says.

"OMG I LOVE MOUSEPADS!" LeShawna says.

Then LeShawna makes out with a mousepad.

"HOW COME I'M NOT PINK?!" Katie yells.

"OMFG IDK!" Owen says.

Then they make out.

"TOO MANY ACRONYMS!" Gwen says, turning into a watch.

"ROTFLMFAOL!!!!!!" Cody says.

Then everyone dies, ressurects, and attacks the producers with magic pillows provided by the Transcedental Pixie from Planet Pi.

END

Total Drama Outer Space
Written by FanOfStuff

Gwen stared very hard at a star then exploded because she saw pink. Then Bridgette stared at a star, saw pink and went flying into space.

Bridgette then turned into a rock, and Geoff grabbed her and screamed "MY GIRLFRIEND IS A ROCK!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Noah started laughing hysterically on jupiter and realizing Jupiter wasn't solid and falling right in. There he saw Lindsay.

"Hi Noah!!! Don't you just looooooooooooooove the inside of Jupiter!!! I do!!!" Lindsay said

"YEAH!!!" Noah screamed. Lindsay then fainted because Noah talked to loudly.

On Mars Gwen who had somehow come back to life found water, and drank it all. Then aliens came and beat her up for drinking all their water. Then Katie and Sadie saw and bit off the aliens heads, and Gwen exploded again. Katie and Sadie screamed and jumped off mars giggling.

Then Owen ate the universe. They all lived happily in Owens stomach.

Chapter 6: Justin Is Hot
Written by Zinc

''Justin is sitting in a Mac's store, having a slushie. He had quit modelling and is trying to become a normal person.''

Suddenly five girls walk in. Two of them are Katie and Sadie. They start to swoon over him.

Justin hypnotizes them to act like gymnasts. Sadie knocks over a standee, turning her into a sammich.

Suddenly Katie says "Now my chance of winning went from 5 percent to 5.263 percent!" She then grew 25 feet.

Justin licked the sammich. The sammich was so infatuated that it turned back into Sadie.

Sadie ran out and rode on Katie's head. Katie went back into normal size and Sadie fell off.

Sierra and Cody were making out on a park bench. Justin walked by with his slushie. Sierra said hi, Cody turned into a marshmallow. Sierra accidentally ate him.

Justin then combed his hair, admired himself in a mirror, and began walking home. He grew eagle wings and flew around the town to a McDonald's.

As he sat down, there was a great explosion. All the TD Fanfiction Wiki users walked in and ordered muffins. Sunshine flew away, never to be seen again, and Ben blamed it on Kate. Toad and SG high-fived and looked at the cashier's boobs, while Jkl and Reddy discussed the features of the wiki. Chimmy turned everyone into muffins and walked away with a cartload of muffins.

Suddenly characters from different stories appeared before Justin's eyes.

Tyya added "That's what she said" after everything Antoine and Lou rapped, Wendie set Manic's hair on fire, Esme swooned over Evi, and Dax took a big bite out of Leonard's face. (It tasted like ottsels.) And then Laima kicked Trey in the nards.

Suddenly the speaker box came by and sent the entire solar system to the TLC.

Kate blamed it on Ben.

Chapter 69: The Extremely Inappropriate Chapter That You Should Not Read Unless You Are Thirteen Years Old Or Older Or One Of Those Dirty Little Kids Like QOS So Heed My Warning
Written by Toadgamer80.

"Penis." says DJ.

Katie takes her clothes off and has sex with Noah.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Lindsay takes her clothes off and has sex with Tyler.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Heather takes her clothes off and has sex with Alejandro.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Bridgette takes her clothes off and has sex with Geoff.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Gwen takes her clothes off and has sex with Duncan.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

LeShawna takes her clothes off and has sex with Harold.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Sierra takes her clothes off and has sex with Cody.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Izzy takes her clothes off and has sex with Owen.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Mildred takes her clothes off and has sex with Josh.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Chef takes his clothes off and has sex with Owen's mom.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Steve the Yeti takes his clothes off and has sex with the bear.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Staci takes her clothes off and advances towards Ezekiel.

"Oh, dear god." says Ezekiel. {C}

Chapter -67: Wiki At War
''Coming soon... By EnTrey''

Chapter One-Third : To Make A Story Short
Written by Jake R

The cast died.

Chapter Over 9: Looking At Fanart
Written by Jake R

Duncan is looking at fan art on devianART.

"HEY, I DO NOT GO ON MYSPACE!" he says. "That often...." he says.

Someone says on FB: "I like dat seah thing gurl!" says a fan. "That's the stuff." he says. He then has intercourse online with a user.

Chapter -1: 0
Written by Kevvy9

Owen was eating so much he exploded in Katie's face, killing everyone but Katie, Sadie, Izzy, and Heather, making Katie fall on Sadie, making her roll into Izzy, making Izzy, Katie, and Sadie die. Heather walked in the kitchen and cheered because everyone but her died. "Yus, thay dyed!" Heather said, before dying of bad grammer and spelling.

Chapter I don't know. "Total Drama Friday!"
Written by INSF

Katie woke up on one fantastic Friday morning by her alarm clock which hit seven am. As Katie rises her head, she begins to sing "Friday". As she reaches the line got to get down to the bus stop, she his hit by a bus, driven by Sadie.

Sadie gets out of the bus, only to see Rebecca Black singing Friday, but is hit by a bus.

"FRIDAY!" Rebecca squeals, as Izzy laughs at her helpless victim.

"No more Friday for you!" Izzy laughs, until her bus is hit by train.

Geoff shouts from the train, "It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!".

Kesha walks along, only to be impaled by a unicorn's horn. Sadie squeals in terror.

DJ is walking past. Meanwhile, while Lindsay is driving another train, she hits a sign, which flies off into DJ's area, bisecting him, and Noah who was nearby.

On Friday night, Katy Perry falls down her stairs and Sadie says Friday, only to slip on a banana peel and is impaled by a pole.

Chapter 152: How To Kill A Magical Polka-Dotted Potato From Indiana
Written by SG.

Noah walked up to Tyler.

"Noah!" Tyler said. "How many views did our MyCircle video get?!"

Noah stared at him for a moment. "It got... OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000!" He continued to say it for fifty thousand years.

Tyler finally had had enough and turned into a giant squid. He yelled at the sky and fired his lazar at Noah.

Noah blew up and became a magic banana.

Sierra ran over and licked the banana until it peeled open and blew up.

Gwen came over and began to turn purple until everyone turned pink in return.

She kicked Ezekiel all the way to Africa, where he was met with his mother making out with an elephant.

The elephant threw its trunk in the air until the Mushroom Kingdom got Bieber Fever and began singing Black and Yellow.

Suddenly, the United Army of Stopping Randomness realized they had to end this chapter. The leader, Chris McLean, came up to Eva and threw a red orange at her.

Eva used Thundershock on him, but it missed.

Chris used his PokeBall to catch the wild Eva.

Eva cusses after being captured, "WHAT THE BIEBER?!"

Lady Gaga finally had to slay the evil bacon Alejandro.

Alejandro made her fall in love with him.

Then Gaga wrote a song called Alejandro but it was so bad that the entire chapter's wording shattered and no one could write anymo

Le Chapter 3¼: Total Drama: Cookies
Written by Zinc

"Last time on Total Drama..." starts Chris McLean. He then turns into pajamas.

The final eight look at each other.

"What do we do?" asks Tyya, worriedly.

"I'm not sure, but we better do it fast," replies Gary.

Devin raps until Chelsey punches him.

Rosi wears the pajamas and does the twist.

"Guys, I made a challenge!" yells Drake.

"What is it?" Angus and Laima yell back.

Drake pulls out a gun. "DIE."

Everyone throws Rosi onto the Boat of Losers because she's a girl.

Then, they all eat cookies.

Chapter 345,345,345 Cody Potato
By TRSGB.

Cody walked up to Owen and yelled "you pie" then Owen turned

into a yellow pie and died.Then Manboy was so mad she fired her lazar at Cody and he turned into a potato,

then Cody threw a house at her and she died.Then Cody walk up to Finn he said "Adventure Time."Then

Finn cut him in half with his sword and then Jasa the Cat kicked him all the way to Chris' house and then all the

people were in a circle and they fired their lazar at cody and he died.

Chapter 69, part II - Ding!
Written by that magical dude.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

"SHOOP DA WHOOP" says a naked Ann Maria.

"LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS." says a naked Lindsay.

"I JUST HAD SEX. AND IT FELT SO GOOD." says Andy Samberg.

"This chapter isn't funny." says Brian.

"Who's Brian?" asks DJ.

Brian flips off DJ.

"Uh, whatevs." says Eric.

"And who's Eric?" asks DJ.

"I think it's Gideon." says Ezekiel.

"..." says PJ.

Chapter 0.2: The Battle of the Cake Trolls
''Written by someone who is better than you. ''

Eva and Duncan were sitting on a peanut butter bench in Chocoville, Arkansas, when suddenly Sierra ran up to them.

"OMG, HAI!" Sierra shrieked. "I LIEK PIEZ!"

Eva gets depressed because she also like piez, and then shoves Duncan into a gopher hole because he has a mohawk.

Then, Christi comes in and says, "OMG, I LUV DUNCAN SO I WANTED TO KILL HIS GOLDFISH!"

Sierra then blows up into a purple piece of steel because she doesn't know who Christi is.

Eva then turns into a golden hydra which uses three of its nine thousand and one heads to burn Christi.

Christi gets frozen by the fire until she turns into a polar bear and eats all the trash cans in Paris.

Then, Harold comes in holding a broken textbook from the year 1234. Before he can try to lick it, Noah comes crashing down to Earth.

Noah steps out of his pie spaceship. "I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT EMINEM AND RICHARD NIXON!"

Sierra likes piez so much she starts dating Noah's spaceship.

The spaceship breaks up with her because she dropped a pin on the floor and made several giraffes cry on their first date.

Sierra is so happy that piez dumped her that she breaks five paper plates and kills Owen.

Harold then goes up into the sky and uses his Australian ruby to blow up the Tree of Yoyleland.

"THIS CHAPTER ENDS..." Sierra yelled. "NOW!"

Chapter 194749278493837843988937483102874384327023408273983243085793284790258189-16793671-7519847519340-5634975: WHAT?
By Me

" WHAT?" said That Guy over there

Chapter -1,000,000: The Adventures Of Duncan
By Kody

'RING, RING, RING!' Goes the bell at the end of the day

OH YEAH! screams Duncan out of nowhere. BYE BYE Teacher!

The last day of school, everyone was excited. He runs out the room giving her the middle finger.

He runs out, and throws his binder and books at some kid walking by. He turns around and punces the guys in the face.

Then he starts to DO IT with a poster of Celine Dion. Then, he got arrested.

ZHE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==The chapter that nobody cares about since it is a chapter that reminds me of chapters that brings chapters into chapters about chapters that involve chapters that involve chapters because this IS a chapter which is a chapter that belongs to a chapter and chapters remind me of chapters and I like pie.==

TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY DRA. :3

Once upon a time there was a who met on and Lindsay fell in love with him and then the pie kings came by and  her and then the nonsense lords made from his  and he sang  tunes all night until he randomly killed himself and landed on the Then the easter bunny came along and took a rocket to mars where the planet exploded and the bunny farted all the way to china where he colored the great wall pink. A man there gave him and the easter bunny went on a quest to find the lostof lost treasures of peacocks.

== The n00bish Chapter. == Written by me. Again.

HelLO I am the N))B OF thE SENTRY und i am teLENG you a STORIE about PiE.

DERE UNCE WUZ PEI WHO GEVE MEI A DOLLARE.

THe eNd.





LALALALA... hi
Written by the user who is a fan of... stuff

Lindsay did something dumb.

Noah did something smart.

Bridgette made out with Geoff.

Geoff made out with Bridgette.

Fan got bored of writing this.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAALALALALALAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.............

I HAVE RETUUUUUUUUUUUURNED -Bud Frump. How to succeed in buisness without really trying

Chapter 1049: We Now Bring You a Word From Our Sponsors...
Written by Mister.. E.

Try new Shamwow! brand deoderant! You'll be saying "Shamwow! I smell fantastic!".

Chapter EKKE EKKE EKKE PTANG ZOO BOING: The Knighs Who 'Til Recently Said Ni
Written by the lifeless user who started this thing

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* dies*

Chapter 123456789: This Is The Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow
Written by, for the third time, that one guy.

Once upon a time...

Buttons.

Boutons.

The End.

Chapter - Dump Dicks Happen Every Day
Written by A sexy amphibian.

Yeah, this chapter has nothing in it, so I might as well say...

...

...

...

PJ. ;D

Sup' yo
Go Wicked! Go Wicked!

Lindsay is da best character eva yo!

Imatating Mack dizzle FTW!

-ME!

Chapter 1001567: GIGGITY! GIGGITY!
by: The user who is WATCHING YOU!

Eva wears a pink dress with sparkly grey heels. She applys Rebecca Black-style lipstick on her small, orange lips.

She is ready for FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''7 a.m., waking up in the morning Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal Seeing everything, the time is going Ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing Got to get down to the bus stop Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)'''

Kicking in the front seat Sitting in the back seat Got to make my mind up Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday Got to get down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Getting down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah) Partying, partying (yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re driving on the highway Cruising so fast, I want time to fly Fun, fun, think about fun You know what it is I got this, you got this My friend is by my right I got this, you got this Now you know it

Kicking in the front seat Sitting in the back seat Got to make my mind up Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday Got to get down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Getting down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah) Partying, partying (yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today is Friday, Friday (partying) We-we-we so excited We so excited We going to have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards I don’t want this weekend to end

''R.B., Rebecca Black So chilling in the front seat (in the front seat) In the back seat (in the back seat) I’m driving, cruising (yeah, yeah) Fast lanes, switching lanes With a car up on my side (woo, come on!) Passing by is a school bus in front of me Makes tick-tock, tick-tock, want to scream Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend We going to have fun, come on, come on, y'all''

It’s Friday, Friday Got to get down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend (we gonna get down) Friday, Friday Getting down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah) Partying, partying (yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday Got to get down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Getting down on Friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah) Partying, partying (yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend

Beth claps.

Quagmire looks at the girls from his house.

GIGGITY!, he says smiling.

Lindsay is scared to enter Eva's house.

Quagmire leaves his house and approaches Lindsay.

GIG-I-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Lindsay screams, ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!

Eva is seen dressed in her normal clothes, It's Sunday, you STUPID BARBIE DOLL!

Chapter 7483748332827387284837483748374873847387483748738579384939483984938948948398493849FKJGIRJ280-I LOVEZ ZUKINI
by: Your stalker. O.O

To be written

PENIS!!