User:Toadgamer80

About Me

 * Real Name: Zeke Something-or-other
 * Age: 13
 * Grade: 9th
 * Favorite TV Shows: Adventure Time and Victorious.
 * Least Favorite TV Show: Jersey Shore
 * Favorite Singers: Weird Al, Katy Perry, and Queen.
 * Least Favorite Singers: Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black

Signature Shack
Call me Toad or Toady just not Toadgamer80!

Gotta get pants! Go get your pants! Button, fly!

It's fun to run, it's fun to play It's fun to make things out of clay It's fun to fill your car with gas It's fun to break things made of glass!

Oh, broken glass is not a food so don't you listen to some dude who says put cheese on broken glass and make a sand-a-wich out of broken glass!

Oh my gosh!  Underwear that   FLOATS!!

Aren't you a little too old to be playing in the ball pit?  Yes.   Yes I am.

&quot;I once saw him juggle a baby, a bowling ball, and an olive. It was made extra hard because the baby pooped.&quot;

I like girls who are hot hot hot better than girls who are not not not

Oh, cranky Josh.  He's gettin' so cranky.   Oh, so very cranky. And now he's breakin' things...

I'll be a troll or evil queen.  I'll be a human jelly bean.   'Cause every day is Halloween, for me...

I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display!  Well, they can bite me, baby, I perform this way!

It's fun to spray yourself with mace, it's fun to squeeze your mother's face, it's fun to mow your daddy's grass, it's fun to break things made of glass!

Crash into the sun! Like a boss! Now I'm dead!  Like a boss!

Character Gallery
Note how much my characters have changed over the year. xD

OC Gallery
These are all my characters who aren't in my main stories, but who I use in submit-a-character stories and possibly my collabs.
 * Suzuki (The Squat Japanese Dude) - Suzuki lives in Tokyo, Japan. He hates to exercise, and years of no exercise have made him squat. Currently, he does nothing at all except stare in front of some screen playing video games, doing the computer, watching TV, and whatnot. His parents are a bit concerned about his squatness and his obsession with video games, so they decided to sign him up for a reality show. Suzuki is actually looking forward to this show, because he can sit in front of more screens and get even more squat.
 * Friday (The Abhorrent Singer) - Friday was just a normal girl from California, then she decided to launch a music career. She got her crotchety uncle Mort to write her a song, but he was drunk while writing it, so the song turned out to be horrible. She didn't care, though, and uploaded the video onto MyCircle. The video became an instant hit after around fifteen minutes. As of now, the video has 593 likes, and 1,245,782,239,403,967,000 dislikes. Friday did not care, though, since she was still famous.
 * "Jive Turkey" (The Cool Cat) - Derrick has always wanted to be a rock star. He began listening to Michael Jackson, and developed an obsession. When he died, Derrick cried in his room for a month, and vowed to become the new MJ. People started calling him a jive turkey, but he had no idea that it was an insult, and started going by "Jive Turkey" because he thought Derrick was a "jank" name. He is now a somewhat experienced dancer, and he signed up for Total Drama to gain some fans.
 * Bez (The Annoying Fatty) - Bez is that annoying kid in your Math class who seems to be loved by everyone. He is so fat that his man boobs are the size of Lindsay's boobs. He is the most liked kid by the teachers, because according to them, he makes their class "fun." He gets C's and D's in every subject, and plays no sport except lax. He tried out for football, but it turned out he was 100 pounds over the weight limit. He constantly is talking and telling "jokes," which are not funny to anyone except the teachers. At lunch, he is even worse. He snaps his fingers constantly, and flings mac and cheese at others. The lunch ladies think he's a riot. Bez auditioned for TDF so he could "show off his moves."
 * Boxx (The Li'l Bully) - Boxx is a stupid dwarf who lives in a cardboard box. His real name is Eugene, but he goes by "Boxx" because of his home. He likes to flip people off, make loud and obnoxious farts, bother dogs, and tips over children's strollers. He tried to join a posse of gangstas but they didn't accept him, sadly. He then joined a story called "Total Drama Regnad" but he got 9th place. He then returned and got 5th place. He got so mad that he didn't win, and he kneed the host in the groin. His talents are boxing matches, unintentionally making enemies, and supposedly singing, even though he sucks at it. Boxx joined Total Drama so he could "do his thang."

Goals

 * Get 100 Edits (X)
 * Get 1000 Edits (X)
 * Get 2000 Edits (X)
 * Get 3000 Edits (X)
 * Get 5000 Edits
 * Get Over 9000 Edits
 * Finish a Story (X)
 * Get over 100 comments on my story's talk page (X)
 * Become Featured User (X)
 * Draw a Featured Image (X)
 * Write a Featured Story (X)
 * Create a Featured Character (X)
 * Become an admin