User blog comment:Jaxswim/Chat Derp/@comment-1441098-20130701193226/@comment-3462398-20130701194054

While we wait, I'll tell a fun story.

So for art class, we all had to enter a bookmark design contest. These were my entries.

1.

On the front: Hitler didn't like books when he was a kid. (picture of little kid Hitler)

On the back: DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE HITLER?

2.

On the front: Books can take you to whole other worlds. (picture of kid on unicorn flying)

On the back: Like a world where your parents are still alive! (picture of same kid at graveyard crying)

3.

Front: If you don't like books... (pictures of books)

Back: Then you don't like America! (picture of person burning American flag)

None of them won, sadly.