User blog comment:Nalyd Renrut/Survivor: IRC Desert/@comment-237406-20121216225245/@comment-3462398-20121218020337

I CAN DO THAT TOO!

Day One: Ulrich, wanting a hero to win, if not him, goes around his team looking for heroes. He chooses Max, who is a nerd, cuz nerds are always heroes, and Shaq, who is black, cuz minorities are always heroes. He tries to recruit Geoff M, who is gay, cuz gays are always heroes, but upon approaching Geoff he is scared by his nastiness. He then goes to Nelson. When he asks Nelson whether or not he was a hero, Nelson says he isn't, but Ulrich, impressed by his honesty, lets him in anyway. The heroes vote out Takeru, who called Ulrich a "zero", making her/him a villain.

Day Two: Nothing much of note happens, besides Geoff M desperately trying to convince Ulrich that Nelson had the idol. Ulrich speaks to Ichiro, who appears to be a hero on the other team, of a potential post-merge alliance. Geoff M is picked off.

Day Three: After the swap, Shaq and Ulrich were thrust into the minority of Scorpions to Cacti, but luckily, BrunAbi-Mana asked Ulrich to align with her. Ulrich wins the challenge and individual immunity, and while his allies on the other team, Nelson and Max, get rid Ichiro, despite Ulrich suggesting that they align with him. The trio eliminates Bronwyn, due to the @ next to her name.

Day Four: Ulrich recruits Brooke right before the tribe swap, promising her he'd keep her over his GF Shaq, while he was really just anticipating a merge. When the merge came, he planned on reuniting with Max and Nelson. However, due to BrunAbi's meddling, Eddie played his idol, Nelson tries to betray Ulrich, and Max votes Nelson to with his new allies, from the Cacti. Nelson goes home.

Day Five: Max completely abandons Ulrich this episode, and with no challenge, Shaq is picked off, making Ulrich lose faith in mankind, and give up being a hero.

Day Six: Ulrich goes to Frann and Eddie individually, and the two are already plotting to get rid of BrunAbi. Ulrich, and his one remaining ally, Brooke, follow along, and BrunAbi goes home.

Day Seven: Frann tells Ulrich that she wants Eddie out, and Ulrich informs Eddie of this. What I assume is that Eddie confronted Frann, who probably called it a lie on Ulrich's part. Ulrich is eliminated, after he and Brooke try to get rid of Frann.