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Chris McLean gathers up twenty new contestants for another season of Total Drama.

Will they survive each other?

Will they survive Chris' challenges?

Will they survive Chef's slop?

This is Total Drama Brains! A school-themed fanfiction!

School! School! School!

School? School? School?

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Total Drama... A season-four fanfiction by Mr. Totaldramaman!

Characters
Alissa (The Poor Sport): Even though Alissa's terrible at sports, her label is The Poor Sport, solely because she's a master at revenge and manipulation, and she won't let anyone win over her. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' so she could use the money to buy a pink, hot convertible.

Ariel (The Nice Guy): Ariel is a happy, nice, and sweet individual. Honestly, he'd like everyone to be his friend. He compliments everyone on their excellence, lets everyone use his possessions, and, in general, is just a kind-hearted friend. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to show others that nice people deserve to win something just by being sweet.

Becky (The Psycho): Becky is a nice girl, however, she has crazy side, doing anything she dares to do. She decided to join 'Total Drama Brains' for the thrill, being a dare-devil, and she's gotten herself into a lot of sticky situations in the past resulting in major injuries...to other people of course.

Brandon (The Strategical Genius): Brandon has a moderate life. He loves his family, has great friends, and has a easy-going life. Brandon is someone that could tell you exactly what to do. He is looked upon as the one you can depend on. Get with him and you'll excel; stab him in the back, and you'll pay. He signed up for 'Total Drama Brains' so he could demonstrate these qualities.

Dexter (The Silent Gamer): Dexter is someone who spends every waking moment with some kind of electronic with him. He usually gets so into them that he sometimes ignores others. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to get money for the newest video game.

Eric (The Prankster): Eric was a prankster all his life, he made fart noises, gave out rubber pencils and shocking pens, and even gum that turns your teeth black! He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to relive his pranks as a child.

Katty (The Fanatic): Katty has been watching Total Drama for years. She once held a class called 'Total Drama School'. She made a pop-quiz for Total Drama Island, and all of them passed 'cause of her teaching them about the show. She once spent as long as it took to watch Total Drama Island, Action, and World Tour. She memorizes the Total Drama World Tour songs once after she heard them. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to be in a Total Drama season.

Kurt (The Easy-Going Dude): Kurt is a relaxed person and has a calm attitude. He can easily deal with daily problems that come in his way. Everyday, Kurt would relax on a sofa in his home or on a beach chair when he is outside. On one occasion, Kurt was able to break up a school fight that took place. Kurt’s family consists of a father, mother and a younger sister. Kurt joined 'Total Drama Brains' to show that a relaxed attitude can solve many problems and it can get you somewhere in life.

Le-a (The Introvert): Le-a's a bit of a loner, but mostly because she doesn't trust people. Thinking everyone is either stupid, too judgmental, or otherwise not worthy of her time. She spends a lot of time alone. Le-a is good at drawing, writing, acting, and other methods of self-expression but can only work with people after she gets to know them. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' because her parents thought it would be good for her.

Lillie (The Bossy Uptight Business Lady): Lillie comes from a family of rich business people. She tells everything what to do and doesn't know how to relax and tends to be stressed out. Her family sent her to 'Total Drama Brains' to help her try to relax.

Liz (The Sporty Girl): All her life, Liz always had gotten good grades, never got in trouble at school, or even life, and wasn't really all that popular, until she got caught up in all these extra curricular activities. After she started playing sports, such as tennis and softball, she was among the popular. She still had a nice heart and soul within, but started getting more evil by the day. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' for her interest in education, love for sports, and to show the world what a powerful female could do.

Nalyd (The Evil Strategist): Nalyd does what it takes to get to the end, he's always been like that. He plays to win; No matter what. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' because he wants a million dollars.

Sabrina (The Competitive Girl): Sabrina does not like to lose, but she will put her friends first in challenges...maybe. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to, of course, try and win the money; She could really use it for college and a trip to Japan.

Sam (The Competitive Chick): After watching the seasons go by on the Total Drama series, Sam laughed as she watched Heather fail miserably at trying to ruin the other competitors chances at winning. Sam knows she can beat Heather, come up with outstanding strategies, and prove herself worthy as the Total Drama champion. That's why she joined 'Total Drama Brains'. She knows she's gonna win... or does she?

Samantha (The Crazy Manipulator): Samantha is a deranged competitor, with some serious problems. However, that doesn't stop her from manipulating people into giving her what she wants. She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to take over the world with the billion.

Sean (The Quiet Artist): Sean was very energetic growing up. He slowly rose from being considered a dork to a cool guy. Sean is very self conscious of his art, and only lets his closest friends see it. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' in order to make some friends and get inspiration for art. That, and he was fired from his part time job at Burger King.

Steven (The Weirdo): Steven is a strange person. He's never had a close friend, because he constantly changes his mood towards them. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' because he wanted to get enough money to buy his own robot, dissemble it, then make a toaster out of the remaining parts.

Terry (The Layed Back Guy): Terry is pretty lazy. He doesn't do much. All he does is sleep, watch TV, and go outside an hour a day. He joined 'Total Drama Brains' to become more active.

Vanessa (The Hippie): Vanessa is a free spirit who grew up on an organic berry farm along the west coast. Her parents taught her that peace is the best path to take in life, and she reflects that strongly in her interactions with... everyone! She joined 'Total Drama Brains' to spread the message of cosmic love and inner peace... and to win some money to pay for her education.

Webby (The Goofball): Webby is a friendly person, but to some, he is a goofball. He is always the class clown and his teachers have suspended him several times for goofing off. He likes really weird things, including how snakes eat mice, but the reason why he joined 'Total Drama Brains' is to improve and learn more goofy jokes, as well as having fun!

Theme Song
Coming Soon/TBA

Chapter One: Brainiac Road - Part 1
“Last time, on Total Drama,” Chris starts to sing, “Wooooooorld Tooooooooour!”

“Lindsay and Cody battled it out for, another million dollars!” Chris sniffled.

“In the end, when Cody and Lindsay were neck-in-neck to find the million, Lindsay took it!” Chris grinned.

“But then, Cody grabbed it out of her hands,” Chris frowns.

“But then, Lindsay grabs it,” Chris smiles.

“This kept going on and on and on, until Lindsay grabbed it out of Cody’s hands, again, and literally, threw it in a volcano by accident,” Chris frowned.

“Well, I would have loved to stay in Hawaii,” Chef said popping out.

“Chef, you’re supposed to be sweeping the school,” Chris frowned.

“SO?” Chef yelled.

“School?” The live audience asked from afar.

“Yes, school. Due to the 24 contestants’ contracts stating only 3 seasons – Well, except for Sierra and Alejandro – we’ve brought in new twenty contestants!” Chris shined a smile.

“No mention of school, anywhere,” The live audience said.

“It’s school-themed, so remember to watch… Right here, right now! On Total! Drama!! Brains!!!” Chris smiled, yet again. “Don’t you love my smile?”

“Shocker how he says that, isn’t it?” One intern said to another.

The theme song immediately plays.

Chris says, “As you can see, school buses will be coming with one contestant each on them.”

As a school bus arrives, Chris says, “Look, here’s bus number one!”

A boy comes out of the school bus, and says, “School? But it’s Summer vacation!” he groaned.

Chris tells him, “Webby! Welcome to Total Drama Brains!”

“Thanks, Chris,” he replies, “Now that I’m here, what do I do?”

“Wait,” Chris smiled.

Webby groaned.

Another bus arrived, and Chris came up to it.

Chris politely opened the door, “Vanessa, welcome to TDB!”

As the girls was about to come out, Chris slammed the door on her.

“Err… Thanks?” Vanessa says.

“No need to thank me; Just doing my job.” Chris says.

“Err… Hi… Vanessa…” Webby says.

“Hello…-” Vanessa stares blankly into space.

“Webby,” Webby says.

“Right,” Vanessa says as she knew his name.

One more bus arrived, and as the bus driver opened the door, there was a boy sleeping.

“Sir… Sir… Sir!! Wake up!” The driver kept shaking the boy.

“Huh? …Oh. …Yeah,” said the boy, stepping out of the vehicle, and walking to Chris.

“Terry! Welcome! This is Total Drama Brains! Meet Vanessa and the Webster!” Chris said.

“Chris,” Webby said from afar, “I appreciate the nickname, but please, I go by Webby.” Webby smiled.

“Right,” Chris said, “Terry, words?”

As the camera panned to Terry, he was sleeping on the ground.

“TERRY!” Chris yelled.

“Oh… Right… ‘Hi’?” Terry said as waking up.

“…Riiiight,” Chris said.

A voice was heard from afar. “Pue pue,” said the voice as someone was playing a video game.

A school bus then came and was out of control.

The bus stopped, as a sixteen year-old boy came out of the driver’s seat.

Chris’ eyes were widened, “Hello… Steven… Why where you driving that?”

“Oh, you know… I was playing a racing game,” Steven smiled.

“But, where’s your driver?” Chris asked, still eyes-widened.

“Dead,” Steven said, “J-K dude, J-K! I told him I have my license and I showed him my high score card for the racing game!”

“Care to tell me what happened?” Chris asked.

“Well, first, he found me from my house,” Steven started, “Then I showed him my license. He said ‘Would you look at that! You kill aliens in your car!’ and I was all ‘Yup!’ and he was all ‘I could sure use a day off!’ and I was all ‘Kay! Bye!’”

“Okaaaaaay,” Chris said in confusion.

“Aaaaand, perfect!” said a voice.

“UGH! Another surprise is coming our way!” Webby said.

“I love my painting,” said the voice.

The voice came up to Chris, revealing he’s a contestant. “Duuuude, what happened to your bus?” Chris asked.

“I walked,” said the contestant.

“Okay…? Everyone, this is Sean!” said Chris.

“Call me Sean,” said Sean.

“…Riiiight,” Chris said.

Yet again, a bus drove to the school-grounds.

Off came two girls.

“Hello, Samantha! Samantha! Why two people on one bus?”

“My bus broke down, and we’re neighbors,” Samantha [Samantha] frowns.

“Oh, cheer up, hag!” Samantha [Sam] said, “B-T-W, Chris, I’m Sam to avoid confusion.

“Okay?” Chris said.

As another bus entered the grounds, a boy and a girl walk off.

“Let me guess… Bus broke down?” Chris asked.

“No,” said the boy, “We’re siblings.”

“Oh yeah!” Chris said.

“Awkward,” Terry mutters to himself.

“Welcoming Sabrina and Nalyd!” Chris said.

“I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money,” Sabrina said.

“…Both of you, there, now!” Chris yells.

A bus parked at the grounds, and no one came out.

“Ugh, another one of those sleeping freaks,” Chris said.

“Hey!” Terry said off-screen.

Chris went in the bus, and saw a note.”

“Ooh, a note!” Chris said as he started to read, “Hmm… ‘Dear Host, I am running up here… Bye!’ Okaaa-“

“Boo,” a girl sneaked up to Chris and scared him causing him to wet his pants.

Chris turned around, “Oh, hi, Liz. Everyone this is Liz.”

“Hi everyone! It is so good to be here!” Liz said.

After 4 hours, Chris said “Okay, where is contestant 11?”

“You’ve been counting?” Webby asked.

“Err… No…” Chris lied.

At that point, a limousine parked in the school’s parking lot.

Out came a girl, in a shining gold dress.

“Thanks,” said the girl to the driver.

“No problem,” the driver said.

They then did a handshake.

“Lille!” Chris said.

“Hi Chr-” Lillie was cut-off.

“Where were you!? We’ve been waiting 4 hours!” Chris said.

“For hours?” Webby asked Chris from behind, “It’s only been four.”

“That’s what I said.” Chris said.

“No… You said for hours, which means, like, seven hours.” Webby smiled.

“Four!” Chris said.

“For!” Webby said.

“Four!” Chris said.

“Four!” Webby said.

“For!” Chris said, “Wait, ugh!”

“Seeeeeeee?” said Webby, “You even said it yourself.”

A bus came, and immediately, a girl came out of the bus.

She pushed Chris out of the way and said “Outta my way.”

“Geez, calm down Leah,” said Chris.

“It’s Ledasha,” Le-a corrects.

A bus parked, and off came a boy.

“Kurt, dude, ‘sup?” Chris said.

“Oh, nothin’ much, just chillin’,” Kurt smiled.

“Kurt, please go there, where the other guys are,” Chris ordered.

“Sure?” Kurt said unsurely.

“Alright, I can not wait this long,” Chris said immediately taking out his cell phone.

On the phone, he told the bus drivers to bring all the contestants.

Immediately, a bus rushed to the grounds, with 7 contestants on; 3 girls, 4 boys.

“Everyone, this is Katty, this is Eric, Dexter, Brandon, Becky, Ariel, and Alissa,” said Chris.

“We don’t get welcomed?” asked Ariel.

“We have no time!!” Chris said.

“Students, please follow me,” said Chris. Chris went to a big brain with a door, and said “This-”

Confessional; Chris: -is the confessional! You say anything you want to get off your mind here.

“Contestants, if you haven’t been introduced, excluding Ariel, use this now!” Chris said.

“But, why not me?” Ariel gasped.

“Because… You talked already!” Chris said.

“Oh,” Ariel said.

Confessional; Katty: Cool!

Confessional; Eric: Heh, heh.

Confessional; Dexter: That Steven dude… I think I’ll make great frie- (cut-off)

Confessional; Brandon: I swear- (cut-off)

Confessional; Becky: Ooooh! Biiiiig Braaaaaain!

Confessional; Alissa: Listen, if I do not win this game, something will happen. (laughs)

“Alright, now that we’re done with that,” Chris said, “Second thing I need to tell you.”

“And that is…?” said Webby.

“I was getting to that!” said Chris. “Challenges. Every week, there will be a challenge based off of a school subject. One team will win; the other will not. The losing team will be sent to Detention, vote someone off, and everyone will get a golden apple, except the someone who was voted off! That reminds me… Teams!”

“Mhm,” Webby says.

“The ‘Screaming Crayons’ are… Alissa, Ariel, Becky, Brandon, Dexter, Eric, Katty, Kurt, Le-a, and Lillie!” said Chris.

“Eep! Did you know that last season there was no ‘Screaming’ and ‘Killer’?” Katty stated.

“…Moving on,” Chris said. “The ‘Killer Markers’ are… Liz, Nalyd, Sabrina, Samantha and Samantha, Sean, Steven, Terry, Vanessa, and Webby!”

Confessional; Webby: On a team… With Vanessa… (smiles)

“That’s all the time we have,” said Chris, “Remember to watch next time on Total… Drama… BRAINS!!!”

Chapter Two: Brainiac Road - Part 2
Subject: Lunch

Chapter Three: Romeatouille
Subject: Cooking