User blog:1dra7/Gowmli's Toast

A parody of Mowgli's Road by Marina and the Diamonds.

Gowmli’s Toast



Booboo! Booboo! Booboo!

Ten silver forks coming after me,

One spoon with one soup on the heat,

I’ll get fat if I try hard enough,

Till, quen of the bees call my bluff,



Oh lord, (Oh Lord!)

I have been sold, (I have been sold)

And I must make, the godforsaken toast (Forsaken toast!)

There’s a fork in my toooaaaassttt,

I’ll eat what isn’t cooolldd!

Well, I don’t know, (don’t know, don’t know, don’t know)

Whaaaaatttt, I want to eat…



<p class="MsoNormal">Booboo!

<p class="MsoNormal">You put E-G-G with everything,

<p class="MsoNormal">Will that guarantee you some carbs?

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you think that will be good enough,

<p class="MsoNormal">To eat others’ and to be loved?

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh Lord, (Oh Lord!)

<p class="MsoNormal">Now I can see, (Now I can see)

<p class="MsoNormal">The cutlery, will keep on chasing me (Forsaken toast!)

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s a fork in my toooaaaassttt,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll eat what isn’t cooolldd!

<p class="MsoNormal">Well, I don’t know, (don’t know, don’t know, don’t know)

<p class="MsoNormal">Whaaaaatttt, I want to eat…

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Booboo!

<p class="MsoNormal">We are your toast, they’re telling me

<p class="MsoNormal">We burned our way into your dreams,

<p class="MsoNormal">To cook your eggs and bloody toast,

<p class="MsoNormal">And force it down your unforsaken throat!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s a fork in my toooaaaassttt,

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll eat what isn’t cooolldd!

<p class="MsoNormal">Well, I don’t know, (don’t know, don’t know, don’t know)

<p class="MsoNormal">Whaaaaatttt, I want to eat…