User blog:Mrdaimion/Why we Shouldn't Have Gay Marriage

I'm sure you've all heard about gay marriage.

Well, long story short, I think it's a terrible idea. Why? Stay tuned.

Reasons
... besides Neil Patrick Harris. ... and Adam Lambert. ... and Dumbledore. ... and any gay person. So, as you see, my reasoning for why gay marriage is awful is sound.
 * 1) Being gay is gross, and all gay people ever want to do is make out with other guys in front of everyone else, and that's just wrong. (Cool if they're lesbians, though.)
 * Hey, God came up to them before they were born and told them about being gay. It's their fault, they knew the risks and decided to be a freak anyways.
 * 1) Gay marriage has been banned for a long time so we shouldn't change it (which is also why women should still be property and black people should still be slaves, but I'll get to that another time).
 * 2) If we allow gay marriage, more people will decide to be gay (like how hanging around with tall people makes you tall).
 * 3) Being gay just isn't natural. Sure, most animals (not just humans) can also be gay, but they're animals, so they're too dumb to know what's normal and what isn't.
 * 4) I'm not gay, so everyone in America has to share this fact, as everyone has to share the same ideas as me.
 * 5) If we stop gay marriage, it will stop people from being gay, as then the Devil will go out of them and give them back the part of their brain that likes titties.
 * 6) Gay people will infect us with their gay-ness and turn us all into homophones like them.
 * 7) When God said he approved of marriage, did he also say he approved of "dudes shoving their dicks into each other's assholes"? No? I rest my case.
 * 8) Name one succesful person who's gay.

And if you disagree?

Get the Hell off my wiki, you homo.

(and if you haven't picked up on this yet, the blog is satire, I don't actually mean any of this. xP)