User blog:Nalyd Renrut/Nalyd Renrut-"Weird Al" Yankovic Friendship

This blog post is about the friendship between the miserable square, Nalyd Renrut, and the parody singer, "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Early Friendship
When Nalyd was ten, he went back in time and visited Al's childhood. Nalyd mugged five year old Al and stole his lunch money.

Future Muggings
Nalyd and Al met each other at a mime convention. Al beat up Nalyd for mugging him as a child. They were cool after that. Nalyd and Al then teamed up and mugged the Jonas Bros. Even though Nalyd and Al got arrested, it was so worth it.

NR
Al later wrote a song about Nalyd entitled "NR" (Nalyd's initials).

Nalyd Renrut was a mighty man, 

the kind of man you'd never disrespect.

He stood eight foot tall, wore glasses,

and he had a third eyeball on the back of his neck.

He ate his own wait in coal

and excreted diamonds everyday.

He could ban you for a hundred years, 

but you still would love him anyway.

Yeah you know you'd love him anyway!

Nalyd Renrut won the Tour de France

with two flat tires and a missin' chain

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry

I'm tellin' you the man was insane

He could rip out your beatin' heart

And show it to you right before you died

Every day he'd make the host of TDI

Give him a piggyback ride

Yeah, a ten-hour piggyback ride

Giddyup, Chris!Ninja warrior, master of disguise

He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

He had his very own line at the DMV

He made even played checkers with a manatee

Oh yeah

Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell yaNalyd Renrut figured out cold fusion 

But he never ever told a soul

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw 

And swallow a wikia whole

He'd bash your face in with a shovel 

If you didn't treat him like a star

'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape

But Lord knows you just don't mess around with NR

No no no

Talkin' bout NR

Ohh 

The song flopped so Al re-released it as CNR.

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