User blog:The Anonymous User/Total Drama: Worst of the Worst Characters

Another season, another rankings blog, and this is an All-Star (well, sorta) season, which makes things all the more interesting! While not a Cast of Awesome like the last All-Star season was, I did enjoy many of these characters, so rankings should be fun. Well, here goes something!

1. Skylar: Yep, I'm showing bias towards my own character, again, but come on! Can you blame me for loving him as much as I do?! I mean, he's so bendy, and so steampunk, and that mustache is GLORIOUS!! He HAS to be at the top of the list, at least for now! He was a middle-placer in his original season, so I can only hope he doesn't get axed early for being a threat, due to his aforementioned bendy-ness.

2. Ruth: I'm a sucker for the unconventional, eccentric, artsy types (be they visual artists, musicians, what have you) both on the wiki, and in my non-wiki life. Ruth was a remarkably early out, and so we didn't see all that much of her (though luckly, her story had an unusually high amount of loser chapters, so we got something), and I can only hope she lasts long enough this time around to keep my interest in her piqued.

3. LeVar: Now that he is more or less not a jerk anymore, and he embraces his geek joys, I would place LeVar near the top of my overall Sprink A characters list, and thus, he is near the top here, as well. Like Skylar, he was a middle-placer, and one who was determined to be physically and strategically sound in his original season, so I hope he is also not deemed a threat by the competition. Also, he really needs to talk to Blair at some point in the story. Methinks she is just his type.

4. Patsy: Now that she has stopped self-narrating, I like her much better than I did in Tropics. Of course, Tropics had a little bit of a "Cast of Awesome" flavor to it, so pretty much anyone from that season (with very few exceptions) would be near the top of a rankings blog of All-Stars.

5. Hae Won: Again, she's from Tropics, I liked her there, and thus she is high up on this list. I do think her hair color is a bit weird, but then again, I like wierd hair colors on people, so that's not necessarily a bad thing. I hope we see a bit more of her than we did last time, because she had so much potential that just got squandered by Dante.

6. Cary: I really felt for Cary at his elimination chapter last time around, and it's refreshing to see him more cheerful than in his Reality darkness (then again, who wasn't dark on that season?), if it's not a ruse. He'll definitely be fun to read for, be he as light as he looks, or more serious, like before.

7. Yuko: Ya never know where Yuko will pop up next, and that's one of the things I love about her! Methinks she'll be a key player in some farcical comedy, this time around, and I certainly hope she learns some interesting things from her fellow contestants' interactions. This is certainly an odd bunch, so she'll surely not be bored, and neither will I.

8. Blair: Between her more reserved, mildly vulnerable personality, and her newfound curves, I think Blair has become rather attractive since her last apperance. She is one of the contestants that has changed the most since her original season, and so I think the new Blair will be much more fun to read for than the old.

9. Anders: He was unintentionally hilarious in his original appearance, slightly less epic, but still kinda goofy in his cameos in Total Drama; The All-Stars, and now he seems much more put together/prepared. I still cannot see him with Francesca, but whatever...he'll still be fun on his own.

10. Isabella: I love her T-shirts, and it's a shame that she was eliminated fairly early, and didn't get much development. Hopefully that will change, this time around.

11. Evan: I never disliked him in his first apperance, but I didn't find him particularly appealing, either. His newfound health, and edgier appearance make him seem more appealing, so I hope he meets those expectations.

12. Brent: He is "meh", has always been "meh", and probably will continue to be "meh", unless something remarkable happens on this season that changes that, for whatever reason. He always did seem less "everyman average" and more "dull and apathetic", but that does actually make him more interesting, albeit slightly. He's just sorta in the middle.

13. Tamira: I don't know if I'll like her or not this time around, so this is just a placeholder, really. She kinda bugged me last time, and I can't see her with Toby, but she may surprise me in this new story.

14. Holly: I kinda liked her last time, but didn't get to know her as a character, very well, so she ended up near the bottom-middle of my rankings the last time. I guess I'll place her in a similar spot this time, until she appears again.

15. Frederick: Meh, I kinda liked him in Tropics, but he was one of the few not extremely epic characters from that season, so he'll end up in the low middle of this ranking, for now. He certainly seems less uptight than last time, so he may rise on the list in the future.

16. Grace: Now we're starting to get to the "bottom" of my rankings, as I never really liked Grace in Boney Island, but I do like her better than the remaining characters. I do think the sassy, theatrical side of Grace can bring out some humor, and combined with some of the other contestants (hello, Hae Won), she can rock a vengeance alliance against any deemed villains that stand in her way. She shouldn't be boring, at least.

17. Angelo: I always found his extreme perfection annoying, but at least he's a generally nice guy. I am among many excited users to see his dynamic with the similarly perfect, but much less humble Quimberly. If they end up on the same team, they'll be more OP than the Prehistoric Geese in the original Boney Island draft.

18. Quimberly: I never liked Quimberly, even though she was voted out early, but I think she'll be truly interesting to read for in this new season, especially if she gets some quality time with the similarly perfect, but much less conceited Angelo. Once again, if they end up on the same team, they're set for life...or at least until the merge.

19. Jerome: As much as I love a good metrosexual, Jerome just overdid it for me. His selfishness and mild bullying of Tommy just left an unpleasant taste in my mouth in Boney Island. Now, he looks very different (not aging gracefully), but still maintains his rigorous grooming rituals, and so here's hoping he's at least not a jerk, like before.

20. Luke: Luke was one of those characters that was so boring that I found him irritating. He reminded me a lot of Angelo, but with a crippling weakness that added some pity to him. Hopefully I will change my mind about him this time around, because I don't like disliking characters like that.

21. Zoe: She was kind of annoying last time around, and I am still not sure why she is in this story (five from Athletics, three from Reality), but at least she seems like she can be fun. I doubt she'll be at the bottom of this list for too long, somehow.

22. Dirk: I never liked Dirk, and somehow I doubt I will start to like him any time soon. I know I said that I don't like disliking characters, but at least Luke was nice. Dirk was an unabashed chauvinist, and I just can't stand people like that. I certainly hope he loses an individual challenge to Quimberly, just to see him break again.

Well, that makes another rankings blog complete! I look forward to updating this after each chapter! Until then, comments accepted and appreciated!

-TAU