User blog comment:Jake R/Total Drama: Revenge of the Island- Rankings./@comment-1034367-20120129221814

Well, I can't really rank them, so...list! XD

Anne Maria - I watched Jersey Shore for 2 episodes, and this is better entertainment. I love how Jo takes advantage of her hairspray.

Mike - Chester annoys me, Mike's okay, Vito is... (look above), and Svetlana is epic. What's next? Pierre, the French romantic?

Scott - Oh. My. God. Make it stop.

Cameron - Slightly annoying, but is steadily gaining on my good side. Comic relief at best.

Sam - SamxDakota is a poor man's CourtneyxDuncan. Funny, but can't beat the original. Gamer personality is pure epicness. And he seriously looks like Cody clothing-wise. More comic relief than Cameron, though.

B - Ah, Beverly. Pure awesomeness, but quickly gets tiring.

Zoey - So ordinary. We haven't had ordinary yet.

Staci - Before commenting, all we did was make reply blogs. My grandfather invented commenting. ...Staci is hilarious, but I didn't really care whether she stayed or went.

Jo and Brick - I count these two as one and the same, for now. Brick is pretty hilarious, what with his "Must 1-Up Jo" attitude. Jo is tense. Brick is intense. One without the other would decrease their value, though.

Lightning - The negative attributes of Duncan, the "skillz" of Harold, the ego of Courtney, and the likability of DJ. How can this be?

Dawn - The whole "aura" act will get annoying, but it isn't yet. She seems like a potential winner, since the odd ones out succeed on Total Drama.

Dakota - I love her fame monger personality. My favorite. Her repeated encounters with Sam are hilarious.