User blog:Jake R/30 day challenge... in one day!?

That's right. Reddy posted an image of a 30 day blog challenge. I shall do all of them today, because I can.

Day One

 * Challenge: Your current relationship. If you're single, discuss being single.

Okay, so let me explain. There are a ton of girls I like, but I've never asked out a girl. Basically, there's this list: ... yeah.
 * Danielle, Chyna, Madison, Jessica, HR, Charlotte, Gabbie, Sasha, Kaitlyn, Celeste, Elena, Emily, my science teacher, Brittany, another Brittany, Sarah, Sara, Destiny, Bailey, Aliza, Carissa, Marissa, Gabby, another Sarah, Toad's crush, Amy, Jasmine, Kat, Vivian, Bella, Brianna, Myranda, Sandy, another Kaitlyn, Natalie, Heaven, another Emily, Aleah.

Ladies, I'm single, hit me up. ;D

Day Two

 * Challenge: Where you'd like to be in ten years.

I'm going to be sharpening blades, most likely, with the fathers and some employees. Probably be single, since I relationships are... eh. Girls don't like me, but I can change that? lol

Day Three

 * Challenge: Your top five pet peeves.

5. iCarly- Dumbest show ever. 4. Hypocrites- They're dummies. I hate hypocrites. 3. My little sisters- I hate them so god damn much. Like, seriously. They're honestly, complete brats. I have no interest in hanging out with them or spending time with them. 2. Instagram- Okay, so like, who the hell cares about pictures? No one gives a damn about your lunch, or you in general. 1. "Attractive" girls- What I mean is, I hate those girls who think they're cute when, in reality, they're rachet. They're ugly and then they think they're terrific or whatever. Pisses me off.

Day Four

 * Challenge: Your views on religion.

Pointless. Basically, I think it's a bunch of bull crap being told by a guy who probably hasn't even read the Bible. God isn't real, in my view. He never will be. April Fools is basically religion; we tell people stuff that aren't true.

Day Five

 * Challenge: Your favorite comfort foods and why.


 * Baked Potato- I love potatoes. They're good and can calm me down.


 * Steak- Well, really a chop. But, the story is, my mom's side of the family owns a steak house. We've been rated the best in all of Orlando. We're a family steak house. If you're coming to Orlando, then visit the steak house. I'll give you the address.


 * Chicken tenders- Love them. Common sense. I mean, who doesn't?


 * Salad- I like salad. A lot. I like it with goat cheese, tomatoes, and vinegarette on it. It's so good <3

Day Six

 * Challenge: "Your zodiac sign, and why you think it fits you or not.

First of all, I'm a Gemini. I was born on June 3rd. Second, I actually look it up, because I never thought about it much. It means twins, according to the internet. Since I don't have a twin, guess not.

Day Seven

 * Challenge: You favorite childhood toys.

I used to always love my Clifford stuffed animal. My grandparents got it for me when I was three. I still have it, except it's in my closet. I'll probably always keep it.

Day Eight

 * Challenge: The moment you felt most satisfied with your life.

Never thought about it. Ever since my parents divorce, I've never truly felt satisfied about my life. Let's face it; I'm a 14 year old fatass with no life. I have even no plans of getting married. When I'm 18, I'm probably moving to another state, and never seeing the family again.

Day Nine

 * Challenge: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be.

Jobless.

Day Ten

 * Challenge: Your guilty pleasure (or pleasures)!

Umm... I'd rather not go there much. Hehehehe... hehehe... hehe... hehe... hawkward.

Day Eleven

 * Challenge: Put your iPod on shuffle and write the first ten songs that pop up.

I don't have an iPod, so I just went to my YouTube history and picked the first ten songs on there.

1. Disko Boy- Shantel. 2. Chicken Fried- Zac Brown band. 3. Europe Skies- Alexander Rybak. 4. Fairytale- Alexander Rybak. 5. Where I come from- Alan Jackson. 6. Angie- Rolling Stones. 7. Another Brick in the Wall- Pink Floyd. 8. Three Little Birds- Bob Marley. 9. One Love- Bob Marley. 10. Forever- Papa Roach.

I listen to all that. Screw pop. It sucks, in my opinion.

Day Twelve

 * Challenge: Bullet Your Whole Day.


 * Woke up.
 * Ate egg sandwiches with dad and grandparents.
 * Looked at meme comics.
 * Played Yahtzee with father. Won one out of three games.
 * Started putting Christmas lights up.
 * Came on the internet to here.

Day Thirteen

 * Challenge: Somewhere you'd like to move to or visit.

Austria. I'm Austrian. No, not Australian. Austria or Germany. Austrians or Germans for the win! We're awesome.

Day Fourteen

 * Challenge: Your earliest memory.

Going to my pre-school for the first time. Since I have Aspergers, I kind of have a good memory or remembering bullcrap I don't need to. Lol.

Day Fifteen

 * Challenge: "Write fifteen interesting facts about yourself.
 * 1) I like to wear wifebeater shirts a lot. They're awesome.
 * 2) I have Aspergers.
 * 3) I use Old Spice deo. Old Spice for the win, yo.
 * 4) I live in a bad neighborhood. Well, not bad, but it's surronding neighborhoods. They're Spanish ghetto. But then again, I live in Orlando.
 * 5) I actually don't mind racist jokes, because I can take jokes.
 * 6) I don't care what people think of me. Like, why should I? They don't control me or anything. I'm not going to let people say I have terrible clothing or something. What I do is fine with me.
 * 7) I have an obsession with Bob Marley. Well, not obsession. I just buy posters and buy every single song he's ever done. I'm normal, right?
 * 8) The reason I came here is because I had nothing better to do. Ever since my dad got kicked out of the house when I was in 5th grade, I had nothing to do, since he would always play with us. I came here, and now, well, you get it.
 * 9) I'm a fan of shows by Seth Macfarlane.
 * 10) My least favorite subject is math. I'm taking Algebra I, and I can't do much.
 * 11) I'm a virgin.
 * 12) My favorite food is steak <3
 * 13) I hate the term YOLO. Really, it's dumber then ever. YOLO just sucks.
 * 14) The Game.
 * 15) My favorite brands of clothing are Vans, Zoo York.

Day Sixteen

 * Challenge: Your views on mainstream music.

I hate it. It's crappy, autotuned pop. Pop is just terrible in general. I hate Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Rihanna, Chris Brown, etc. I don't get how people can like that crap. It's awful, disgusting crap.

Day Seventeen

 * Challenge: Your highs and lows this past year.

For one, I've entered high school, so I'm out of crappy middle school.

A low would be failing the state exam for math. FCAT, screw you!

And another high is winning a fist fight this year.

Day Eighteen

 * Challenge: A book you could read over and over and never get sick of.

Clifford the Big Red Dog. Yeah, that's the shit, my homies.

Day Nineteen

 * Challenge: Your biggest regret in life.

I've had a lot. Probably wishing my parents would get divorced, honestly. Now, it sucks to haev divorced parents. It really does.

Day Twenty

 * Challenge: How important you think education is.

It can be, if you're looking for a job. I say that people need to try, but education can also be so stupid. I don't know, but that's just my opinion.

Day Twenty One

 * Challenge: One of your favorite television shows.

Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Everybody Hates Chris, Saturday Night Live, Survivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Big Bang Theory, Honey Boo Boo, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Aqua Team Hunger Force.

Those are the shows I like.

Day Twenty Two

 * Challenge: How have you changed in the past two years.

Lots. I'm now 14. I'm bigger. I'm sexier. I'm smarter. Common sense.

Day Twenty Three

 * Challenge: Post five pictures of famous people you find attractive.

Not possible. I'm the only true attractive one in the world. But, if I had to pick five people, it'd be Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games movie, Chelsea from Toad's school, and that's about it from famous people.

Day Twenty Four

 * Challenge: Your favorite movie and what it is about.

Despicable Me. Very good movie. It's about this guy who wants to take over the world. He has these little yellow minions, that look like Twinkies. Anyway, these three girls come into his life by accident. He is planning to get rid of them. However, he realizes he likes them more after some bonding. He puts his plans for world domination on hold, to do stuff for his girls.

In the end, he adopts them legally, and they become a family. A sequel is coming out in November of 2013. I'm going to see it the first day it comes out with my friends.

Day Twenty Five

 * Challenge: Someone who fascinates you and why.

Barack Obama. I know it sounds unoriginal to put the president, but I do have reasons.
 * 1) He's a democrat, so he's actually going to help our country.
 * 2) He proves that anyone can do anything special. This guy was raised by his grandparents. He had no dad in life. But instead of being poor or stuff, he rose from the ashes, and is now the first African American president of the United States.

Day Twenty Six

 * Challenge: If you had one million dollars to spend, how would you spend it?

I'd spend it helping my family. Then, I'd have a ton of money for myself. About 600,000, I may have. I would buy myself a car. A nice Ford or Chevy would do. Then I'd buy some go carts, and me and the cousins would race them around the neighborhood. And finally, to top off the day, I would get a ton of big ass steaks! Grill them and the family enjoys then. Yes sir, that's what I would do, I tell you what.

Day Twenty Seven

 * Challenge: A problem you have or have had in the past.

Once, my third grade teacher called me ridicolous and my hand writing retarded. We were learning cursive. Literally. The whole class laughed at me. The thing was, I was in extra practice for just learning how to write better. It pissed me off. I'm in 9th grade, and still don't write really good.It's because of my bad motor skills.

Day Twenty Eight

 * Challenge: Something that you miss.

Not being on the computer and having something to do for a change. I miss my parents being together and not bitching at each other.

Day Twenty Nine

 * Challenge: 10 people, dead or alive, at dinner. What's the dinner menu?

Ten of my crushes; Brittany, Charlotte, Gabbie, Sasha, Sarah, Bailey, Jessica, Kaitlyn, Laighton, Abby. Dinner is turkey, potatoes, salad, cornbread.

Day Thirty

 * Challenge: Your goals for the next thirty days.

get a girlfriend? Lol.

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Thanks to everyone who actually read it. ~Jake R: Welcome...  stalkers!   21:04, December 2, 2012 (UTC)