Changes: Total Drama Mania

“Welcome to Total Drama Mania. Today we will meet the campers.” Said Roger, the host of the new Reality TV show, Total Drama Mania. “Here comes the first contestant, hey Ken.” Continued the host.

“Hey Roger. I’m so excited to be here! *Burp* My compliments to the chef.” Said Ken.

“Okay, glad to see you.” Replied Roger. “Anyway let’s meets the next contestant. Hi, Mitchell.”

“Hey dude, I am ready to go all the way.” Proclaimed Mitchell, the sporty, and somewhat cocky kid.

“We’ll see about that. I wonder who’s next?” Questioned Roger, slightly caught of guard by Mitchell’s confidence.

“With my mad book smarts I will win with knowledge.” Stated Chris, the overly smart and talented child.

“Okay. Lets see who’s next.” Said Roger.

“What’s up Roger?” Asked Elaine the quirky and sporty girl.

“Not much Elaine.” The host replied.

A small, quiet girl was the next to arrive. “Hey guys.” She said in a small voice.

“What’s up, Ali?” Exclaimed Roger, knowing that the immense clash of personalities between him and her would be good for ratings.

Ali walked away immediately, because she was not expecting a question at such loud volume.

“Okay… Who’s next?” Roger wondered aloud.

The next was a girl named Michelle who had spent her life exploiting her beautiful singing voice. “Hey what’s hanging?” She said as she arrived.

“Nothing much.” Replied Roger.

“Okay see ya. La La La La…” She said wandering off to find a spot to practice singing.

The next to arrive was a girl named Ronda. She had an evil heart and she expected to win by not letting anyone stand in her way. “I’m here to win and no one is going to stand in my way!!!!!!” She yelled as she stamped onto the island.

Roger then ran away because he was so scared of her. “She was scary!! Oh! Here come someone else.”

It was Pete, a jock who arrived carrying a bag of sports equipment. “Hey Roger I’m so happy to be here!” He dropped his sports bag on the island and Roger immediately tripped on it.

“Ouch!!” Exclaimed Roger.

“My bad.” Said Pete.

“Hi!!” Exclaimed Carter, a boy that was in fact, extremely… Well, that will be told later.

“Hi… I guess.” Said Roger, because he was aware of this…quality that the boy possessed.

The next to arrive was Laura, who had her eyes fixated on her cell phone. “Hey.” She said.

“Hi, Laura.” Said the host.

Laura was to busy texting to reply.

“Okay, here’s someone else.” Stated Roger, disgusted at Laura’s inability to reply.

It was blossom and she was the sweetest and most loving girl around. “Hi, oh this camp is so pretty. I love anything pretty.”

“Surprise, surprise.” Replied Roger, who was fully aware of her niceness and sweetness.

The next was Chad, who also, like Ronda, very mean and evil.

“Hi Brad.” Said the host, purposefully getting his name wrong to get him angry.”

“Get lost!” He bellowed at Roger.

“Okay!” Roger exclaimed and he ran away, “Here’s someone else.” He continued.

“Cool place you got here.” Said a girl.

“Thanks, Natalia.” Replied Roger.

“I better go unpack.” Proclaimed Natalia.

“See you later, Natalia.” He said as he bade her good-bye.

The next to arrive was Edmund, he was a big theater fanatic. “Hi Roger. Are we going to do any musicals? I’m a big musical fan.” He inquired.

“We’ll see.” Replied Roger, sarcastically.

Jason arrived next, he was a black belt in karate. “What’s up?” He asked.

“Nothing much.” Responded Roger.

“Well you are!” And with that, Jason kicked Roger in the air. “Ha!”

Roger soon landed. “Not funny!” He exclaimed. “Anyway here comes someone else.”

Jake, the super nerd, was the next to lay eyes on the island. “Hi, I just got the high score for this cool new video game!” He exclaimed enthusiastically.

“Good job, I guess.” He replied, sarcastically.

Emily, the suck up, set foot on the dock next. “Hi, Roger, you look super great today.” She said in a sweet voice.

“I know.” Was Roger’s conceited reply.

“Okay, see you later.” Emily said and she left.

Sharon was the next one there. “Hey Roger what’s hanging?” She asked.

“Not much. Here comes another contestant.” He replied.

Stan stepped on the dock next. “Hey dude.” He said as he greeted Roger.

“Hi Stan.” Said, Roger. “You should go catch up with the other campers.”

“Okay, see ya.”

Sunny, the sweet girl was the next to arrive. “Hey Roger, I’m so glad to be here!” She exclaimed.

“Glad to here it. There’s another contestant.” He replied to Sunny.

“HI ROGER!!!!!!!” Were the first two words to come flying out of the contestant’s mouth.

“Ummmm… Hey Ernesto…” Said Roger, caught off guard a bit by Ernesto’s loudness. “Hey look it’s the last contestant!” He exclaimed, not eager to meet any more contestants after Ernesto’s eccentric greeting. It was Nicole, not much to know about her, she’s just a regular girl. “What’s up Roger?” She asked.

“Not much. Go get ready for the first challenge.”

“Okay, bye.” She said.

Roger turned to the cameras and said, “We’ll now you’ve met our twenty-two contestants, see who gets sent home in the next episode of Total Drama Mania!"

Day 2: Who Is Your Next Total Mania Idol?

“Last time on Total Drama Mania, all of the campers arrived, some with more personality than others.” Said Roger, the host of Total Drama Mania. “Today’s challenge will test their strength and vocal chords, but mostly vocal chords. Find out who gets the boot on Total Drama Mania!”

It was at breakfast when Roger told the campers the challenge. “Today your challenge is a singing contest.”

“Oh! This challenge is made for me!” Exclaimed Michelle and she ran out of the dining hall to practice her singing.

“Not me.” Said Mitchell.

“Me either.” Agreed Ken.

“Oh, but first, here are the teams.” Roger continued. “Ali, Stan, Chris, Michelle, Chad, Carter, Edmund, Natalia, Jason, Ronda, and Laura. You are now the Yelling Wombats. Elaine, Blossom, Sharon, Nicole, Emily, Sunny, Ken, Kyle, Jake, Pete, Ernesto and Mitchell. You are now the Demolishing Sharks.”

“Cool, Laura, we’re on the same team.” Said Chris.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever, texting here!” Laura retorted.

Roger then continued, “I will judge each team, and five campers from each team will advance to the next round, I will then hear you sing again and one person from will go into a head to head match and he or she, will win the challenge for the team.”

“I doubt I’ll win,” Worried Blossom, “I’m not that good of a singer.”

“Judging begins right after breakfast!” Roger exclaimed.

And the judging did happen right after breakfast. For the Wombats the five that advanced were Chris, Ali, Michelle, Edmund and Natalia. For the Sharks it was Sunny, Nicole, Pete, Ernesto and Blossom.

“I can’t believe that I made it to the next round.” Said Blossom, relieved.

“Yeah, I can't believe it either.” Ronda said.

“Look, I don’t like to be mean, but you’re very rude.” Blossom replied.

“Yeah…” Said Ronda.

“I don’t think that my singing is that good.” Said Chris. “I’m not surprised you made it Michelle.”

“I think that everybody knew that Michelle was going to make it.” Stated Carter.

“Time for the second round of judging.” Said Roger. And with that the final contestant was chosen for the Sharks, Blossom.

“ME!!” Exclaimed Blossom, surprised that she was chosen over her fellow teammates.

“I have to choose the contestant for the Wombats.” Roger stated. He quickly cut Chris, Edmund and Ali. “Natalia or Michelle…” He wondered aloud. He decided to have them both sing again. Natalia’s performance was a little over average, but nothing to special.

Next was Michelle’s turn to sing and everyone expected her to make it through. Michelle was singing and doing a wonderful job. Meanwhile, backstage, Jason was trying to impress Ali and Ronda with his karate moves.

“And this one is called a mantis kick.” He proclaimed to the two girls.

“Yawn!” Said Ronda, clearly bored with this presentation. Ali was silently giggling at her sarcastic remarks.

“And this one is the slash of the python!” He exclaimed. While performing his move he accidentally slashed one of the ropes that was supporting a sandbag. The sandbag flew onto the floor and onto Michelle’s foot.

“What the @#!%!?!” She screamed as it landed on her foot.

“Alright then…” Said Roger, a bit surprised, “Natalia is in the finals.”

Ronda thought to herself that since she was eliminated in the first round, that she could be in danger of elimination.

Ronda went over to Natalia and said, “Are you sure your not going to be nervous performing in front of the entire camp? I would be nervous, it’s the entire camp.”

Natalia thought about what Ronda had said and soon the nerves started to get to her.

It soon came time for the big performance in front of the camp. Blossom’s performance went off without a hitch and she impressed the entire camp.

“Blossom did a really good job.” Ronda said to Natalia, “You could be in trouble.”

Natalia walked onto the stage slowly and the song started to play. She couldn’t sing a word of her song and so, Blossom won the challenge for her team.

“Wombats, I’ll see you at the campfire tonight.” Said Roger. Later at the marshmallow ceremony, Roger started to speak to them, “There are 10 marshmallows here and that is the number of people that will be left after the marshmallow ceremony. So I have marshmallows for Ali, Stan, Chris, Chad, Carter, Edmund, Laura, Michelle, and Ronda. There is one marshmallow left and it will go to either Jason, who took out your biggest prospect, Michelle or Natalia, who bailed big for your team. The last marshmallow goes to……………Jason. Natalia you have been eliminated.”

“Well, I guess I sort of saw this coming.” She said.

“I did too.” Whispered Ronda to Ali.

“All of you go to bed, except for Natalia, time to get on the boat of losers.” Said Roger.

“Bye guys!” Shouted Natalia as she left on the boat.

“The rest of you are safe… for now.” Said Roger.

Day 3: Down the Stream

“Last time on Total Drama Mania.” Started Roger, the host of Total Drama Mania, “Our campers participated in a singing challenge we saw some awesome singers, Michelle and Blossom and a couple of not so good ones. In the end Natalia was sent packing for bailing big in the final round. What will our campers do today? Find out tonight on Total Drama Mania.”

The campers were having conversations about various things like the elimination of Natalia or why they didn’t vote out Jason. Laura walked in to the dining hall next.

“Laura, I saved you a seat.” Chris called out to Laura.

“Yeah, thanks, whatever.” She said. She was texting as usual.

“I can’t believe that Natalia got eliminated.” Stan said to Ali.

“I can.” Said Ali.

“What do you mean by that? Natalia was my friend.” Stan questioned.

“I just mean that she was a sitting duck for elimination.” Ali replied.

Stan just ignorantly turned his back to her.

“Alright campers, today’s challenge is a canoe race down the river.” Said Roger.

“Awesome, a canoe race!!” Exclaimed Carter.

“Shut up, Carter.” Said Chad.

“No, you shut up!!!” Retorted Carter.

“Yeah, whatever.” Replied Chad.

“Pick a partner everyone.” Said Roger.

“Laura, will you be my partner?” Asked Chris, sheepishly.

“Yeah, whatever.” She replied.

So, the partners were chosen…Chris and Laura, Ali and Ronda, Stan and Edmund, Jason and Chad, Michelle and Carter, Emily and Elaine, Sunny and Blossom, Jake and Nicole, Sharon and Ernesto, and there was one threesome, Mitchell, Pete and Ken. All the partners went to get their canoes.

Emily and Elaine quickly swept into the lead and they were being trailed by Chris and Laura, and Mitchell, Pete and Ken. Ronda then had a diabolical idea. “Hey Ali, I have a mission for you, take this pin and stick it into the bottom of Emily and Elaine’s boat.”

“Okay!” She answered. She was swimming down to the boat with the pin when she accidentally ran into Chris and Laura’s canoe.

“I think we hit a fish!” Exclaimed Chris.

“Oh, I hope it’s okay.” Worried Laura.

“Hurry up, Ali!!” Ronda yelled.

“Sorry, Ronda!” Ali called.

While they were canoeing Pete fell out of his canoe and pulled Mitchell with them, while Ken was trying to pull them out Ali swam by them. Emily and Elaine had almost crossed the finish line.

“We’re almost there, Elaine!!” Shouted Emily.

“I know, Emily!” Elaine yelled. But right before they crossed the line, Ali jabbed the pin into the bottom of their boat and the boat sank.

“Get back here, Ali!!” Ronda ordered and Ali obediently swam back.

Chris and Laura then crossed the finish line.

“Chris and Laura win it for the Wombats!” Exclaimed Roger. “Elaine and Emily were very close but their boat accidentally sank.”

Elaine and Emily were surrounded by their furious teammates.

“How could you lose?!?!” Yelled Pete.

“You were so close!!!” Bellowed Ken.

“I’m sorry but you let us down!!” Cried Blossom.

“Sharks, I’ll see you at the campfire.”

Later at the campfire, “The first marshmallow goes to Blossom, Sharon, Nicole, Sunny, Ken, Jake, Pete, Ernesto and Mitchell. Ladies, this is the final marshmallow and it goes to………………Elaine. Emily, I’m sorry, but you have been eliminated.”

“I love your hair and boots and shirt and pants and…” Emily sucked up to Roger.

“Sucking up won’t help you here, Emily.” Roger said.

“Are you sure?” Asked Emily.

And with that she was pushed onto the boat of losers.

Day 4: The Leaning (And Headless) Towers of Roger

“Last time on Total Drama Mania…” Began the host, Roger of Total Drama Mania, “Our campers participated in a canoe race. There were some people leading the pack, Mitchell, Ken, Pete, Laura, Chris, Elaine and Emily. However, Elaine and Emily were about to score a second victory for the Demolishing Sharks but Ronda sent Ali to stick a nail into the bottom of the boat, causing it to sink before the finish line. Well played, Ronda. In the end, the pair of Laura and Chris won the challenge and invincibility for the Yelling Wombats. The last marshmallow went to Elaine, which meant that Emily, the suck up, was sent packing. What will happen tonight in the most dramatic bonfire ceremony ever? Find out tonight on Total Drama Mania.”

The campers were in the mess hall eating breakfast and conversing about last night’s elimination when Roger burst in with the news about today’s challenge. “Today.” He said, “You will have to build a statue of me. Here are the blueprints.” He handed blue pieces of paper to Edmund and to Sharon.

“Awesome!” Exclaimed Sharon. “My dad and I used to build stuff like this all the time.”

“Aw man!” Whined Edmund. “I hope my hands don’t get filthy.”

“All the supplies you need is outside.” Continued Roger.

“AWESOME!!!!!” Yelled Ernesto. “BUILDING IS SO FUN!!!!”

“I know!!!” Replied Carter. The two of them danced around randomly in the mess hall until Ronda walked over there and said…

“Stop it!! You guys are such freaks!!!!” She yelled angrily.

“Yeah…” Ali whispered quietly.

“On your mark, get set, BUILD!” Exclaimed Roger as the teams raced out the door.

Pete was reaching for a piece of marble for the statue but then Chad came over and punched him in the arm. “That’s mine, loser!!!” He laughed mockingly as he ran over to his team.

“All right guys, although I despise this guy as much as you guys do, I want to win, so we have to make him as good looking as possible.” Said Stan, trying to put together a group of people that could work well together.

“Leave the leading to me.” Ronda ordered as she stepped into the center of her team. “Carter and Edmund, you make the feet, Michelle, you Chris and Laura, make the head. You three can handle that, right Chris?”

“Totally, we got this right, Laura?” Chris asked.

Laura actually looked up from her phone for a moment and said, “Yeah, we do Chris.”

“Hello!!! What about me?!!” Cried Michelle, anxious to win back the affection from her friends.

“Save the chit chat for later!!” Commanded Ronda. “Edmund, Stan and Carter, you put together the body. Chad and Jason you can put together the arms and legs.”

“But what will you and Ali do, Ronda?” Chad inquired.

“Supervise.” Ronda replied.

“No, you won’t!!” Chad retorted and twisted her arm behind her back. Jason then came over and punched Chad in the stomach.

“Get lost, geek!” He yelled and kicked him in the chin.

“Both of you SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!!!!” Ronda shouted and smacked their heads together.

Meanwhile, with the sharks…

“Alright, you guys should just break into groups and just pick what you want to build.” Said Blossom.

“I’ll work with you, Blossom!” Said Sunny.

“I’ll work with you too, Sunny!” Said Sharon.

“Okay!” Exclaimed Sunny and the three of them danced around in a circle.

“Pete, be my partner!” Called Mitchell.

“Okay!” Replied Pete.

“Ken work with us too!” Mitchell said.

“Okay, Mitchell, let’s build the head.” Ken replied.

“Awesome!” Exclaimed Pete.

“You three build the head, we can build the body, right girls?” Blossom asked.

“Oh, totally!” Sharon responded.

“Nicole! Be with me!” Elaine shouted. “Okay!” Nicole said. So, Jake was paired with Ernesto.

“Alright, you guys, Jake and Ernesto, build the arms and legs and Elaine and Nicole you build the hands and feet.” Blossom said. So the teams began to build there statues and they were almost done building so they started to take a break. Pete broke out a football and he Ken and Mitchell started to play.

“Hey, Pete catch!” Mitchell called. He threw the football but missed and accidentally hit the statue in the head. The head accidentally popped off.

“Oops…” Muttered Mitchell.

“You broke the statue!!!!!!!!” Yelled Sharon angrily. “You built the head too!!! How could you make it so flimsy!! Then you went and broke it!!!!!!!”

Roger came around to judge the statues, first was the Wombats. “Nice work you guys, I especially like how my face looks so nice.”

“Told you so.” Stan whispered to Ronda.

“Shut it.” She whispered back.

He then went to the Sharks statue. “Hmmmm, no head, that’s gonna cost you.” He said. “The Wombats win… again! Sharks I’ll see you at the campfire tonight.”

Later at the campfire ceremony…

“All right, you know the drill, if you don’t get a marshmallow you must walk the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers and never ever come back. There are ten marshmallows and that is the same number of campers there will be at the end of the ceremony. All right, the first marshmallow is for Nicole, Jake, Sharon, Sunny, Blossom, Elaine, Ernesto, marshmallows for the lot of you. Boys, there are two marshmallows left. The next marshmallow is for Ken. One marshmallow left and it goes to………………..Mitchell. Pete, you have been eliminated.”

Pete walked down the dock of shame and caught the boat of losers and he never came back.

Day 5: Broadway Comes to Mania

“Last time on Total Drama Mania, our campers were assigned to build a statue of one of the best looking people in the world….me! Both teams were going strong until Mitchell, Ken and Pete started playing football and in a pass gone awry knocked off the head of their teams statue. So in the end it was bye-bye Pete. What will happen today on Total Drama Mania?”

The campers were in the mess hall eating breakfast when Roger walked into the hall to tell them about the day’s challenge.

“Today, the challenge is going to be one that was requested several times…by the same person. Today, you will put on a musical. One camper will direct it, others will perform, and others will decorate scenery.”

“Finally!!!!” Yelled Edmund.

“Oh, I can star in it!” Michelle called. “I’m such a good singer.”

“We all know you are, Michelle.” Stan said.

“No! We have to have auditions!” Edmund cried.

So the teams set up to have auditions.

“If you want to have a part stand over here.” Edmund began and pointed to a spot, “And if you want to decorate scenery stand over here.”

For the Wombats, the ones that were auditioning for parts were Chris, Michelle, Laura and Carter.

“I think I should direct the show!!” Cried Ernesto.

“Fine.” Groaned everyone. And they split into groups the ones auditioning were Elaine, Jake, Sharon and Ken.

First, the Wombats held auditions. He had all the people auditioning pair up for the duet song. Laura and Chris were together and much to Michelle’s dismay she was paired with Carter. They both sang the duet and according to Edmund, Laura and Chris had the most chemistry on the stage.

Then, the Sharks had auditions, the pairs for the duet were Ken and Elaine and Sharon and Jake. Jake and Sharon were chosen.

Michelle walked over to Ken who looked sad because he didn’t get the part. “It’s okay, I didn’t get the part either.” Ken looked up and smiled at her and she smiled back. Michelle had to get back to her team.

“You can’t be in a relationship with him! He’s on the other team!” Ronda pointed out as she confronted Michelle. “Anyway people, hurry up, Ali and I will direct the set building.”

Ali whispered to Ronda something about the set and Ronda said, “All right, Ali has an idea and you have to follow it because we’re in charge.”

“Says who, freak?” Chad asked.

“Says me, dipstick!” Ronda retorted.

Soon the set had been constructed for both teams and the acting done for the Sharks. Edmund was still was trying to figure out what to do for the show.

“Okay, you start over there and you start over there, no there and how about the cows and pigs run from the left, no the right, actually how about we just start over?” Edmund asked, frantically.

“Judging time!” Roger said, as he came into the theater.

First up was the Sharks and they did an okay job with an okay set. “You did fine, nothing special, 6 out of 10.” Roger said. “I think that the Wombats can top this with Mr. Theater on their team.”

Edmund was still trying to figure things out when he came up with a solution, “I know! Just walk on and sing!”

So they did, and during the song, the set collapsed. Everyone turned to look at Ronda and Ali angrily.

“Horribly prepared and just all around awful. 2 out of 10. Wombats I’ll see you at the campfire tonight.”

Later at the campfire….

“You know the drill, I have marshmallows for Michelle, Carter, Chad, Jason and Stan. 4 marshmallows left. You all have a big chance of going home because you all messed up the show, Chris and Laura, bad performance, Ali and Ronda, bad scenery that collapsed and Edmund, worst director ever. Next marshmallows go to Chris and Laura. The next one is for Ali and the last marshmallow goes to…………………Ronda. Edmund you have been eliminated.”

“But, I don’t understand. Theater is my forte.” Edmund said, shocked.

“Yeah, but directing isn’t.” Ronda said, victoriously chewing on her marshmallow.

Day 6: Freeze!

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Began Roger, the host of Total Drama Mania, “Our campers were told to put on a musical. Edmund pushed the Screaming Wombats two far and lost the challenge for him. In the end, he was eliminated, which is ironic considering that he was the one who proposed the idea of that challenge to us. Anyway, what will happen tonight on Total Drama Mania?”

The campers were in the mess hall discussing how Edmund had been eliminated.

“I don’t really think that it was his time,” Confessed Chris to Laura.

“Yeah, I know what you mean.” She responded, “Oooh! I just got a text!!” And she returned to staring at her phone screen.

Over at the other end of the Wombats table was the never ending argument between Ronda and Chad.

“SHUT UP, RONDA!!!” Chad screamed.

“NO, YOU SHUT UP, CHAD!!!!” Ronda bellowed.

Carter calmly walked over there with a solution, “BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I’LL BASH YOUR SKULLS INTO THE GROUND!!!” He shouted.

“Fine, we’ll stop fighting.” Ronda said. She and Chad were kicking each other under the table.

“Good morning campers!” Roger exclaimed as he burst into the dining hall, “Today’s challenge is the time honored game of freeze dance.”

“FREEZE DANCE!!!!” Ernesto shouted and started performing random dance moves in the hall.

“Save it for later, Ernesto.” Roger said, “It will be played with traditional rules.” The campers all filed out of the hall and filtered into little groups of friends that would end up dancing together.

Roger hit the play button and everyone started to dance. He then stopped it and grabbed a water gun of a table. “Hot sauce anyone?” He asked and shot Carter, Ernesto and Nicole down.

“Not fair!” Nicole shouted.

“I might not have mentioned that anything goes.” Roger said.

“You didn’t!” Carter said.

“Oh well.” Roger said nonchalantly. He started the music again. Laura and Chris were dancing together holding each other closely, but the music stopped and they were too oblivious and they kept on dancing and were eliminated.

One by one, everyone else was eliminated until it was down to the final five contestants, Jake, Mitchell, Ronda, Jason and Chad. “Now we will do it traditionally with no funny stuff, except for maybe a mild explosive or two.” Roger said. Jason and Jake both turned their heads to Roger, both with scared expressions on their faces. “Just kidding boys, however you just eliminated yourselves.” The dancing kept on going and Chad was the next one out.

He sat down next to Ali and said, “Those dance moves make Ronda’s butt look big don’t you think?” He asked.

Ronda whipped around and screamed, “WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!!”

“Those dance moves make your butt look big!” He retorted.

She went over to him and kept on punching him and kicking him and suddenly the music stopped. Ronda kept on punching Chad.

“The Demolishing Sharks win!” Roger cried out, “Yelling Wombats, I’ll see you at the campfire tonight.”

At the ceremony, Roger had already given them the story about marshmallows and elimination. “Let’s get down to business, marshmallows for Ali, Michelle, Carter, Stan, Laura, Chris and Jason. Ronda and Chad, this is the final marshmallow. And it goes to………….”

Ronda gave Chad an evil look and whispered, “You’re going down.”

“Ronda.” He said, “Chad, the Wombats have spoken and you have been eliminated.” Chad walked down the dock of shame, took the boat of losers and left the island.

“Go to bed, the rest of you.” Roger said, “Your safe, for now.”

Day 7: What Happens When Roger's Cabin Gets Dirty

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Started Roger, the host of Total Drama Mania, “Our campers participated in freeze dance, Chris and Laura had some time to slow dance, and Jake and Jason both got punked by me. It was down to Ronda and Mitchell in the finals but Chad said that Ronda’s butt looked big, and she thrashed him and eliminated herself. In the end Chad was eliminated. One big twist will upset the trusts of all the campers, and one person will be sent packing. What will happen tonight on Total Drama Mania?”

The campers were in the mess hall eating breakfast and discussing Chad’s elimination. “It’s about time.” Ronda said. Ali nodded along with Jason.

Roger then burst into the mess hall and started talking about the challenge, “Have you all noticed how dirty cabins get when you’re at camp?” Everyone nodded, “Well mine got messy too so today’s challenge is to clean my cabin from top to bottom.” Everyone groaned. “There are 3 floors to my cabin so each team will clean one.” He continued.

“But there are only 2 teams. How can 2 teams clean 3 floors?” Stan asked.

“I was getting to that Stan. Today 2 teams become 3.” Roger said. “Ken, Jason, Sunny, Stan, Mitchell and Nicole. You are now the Dancing Eggplants.”

“Eggplants, nice!” Yelled Ken as he gave a knuckle punch to Mitchell.

“Anyway,” Roger said, “On to the next team…Sharon, Ernesto, Elaine, Ali, Carter and Ronda, you are the Flying Flamingoes.”

“Flamingoes don’t fly.” Ronda said.

“These ones do.” Roger retorted.

“Oh great, we got stuck with the weirdoes.” Ronda whispered to Ali as she glared at Carter and Ernesto who were trying to burp the alphabet. “Stop it you 2 disgusting freaks!” Ronda yelled. Elaine and Sharon stared at her while Carter and Ernesto went right on burping.

“Finally,” Roger said, “The final team, Jake, Chris, Laura, Michelle and Blossom, you are the Growing Flowers.”

“Hey, Roger,” Blossom said, “How are we supposed to clean your cabin without supplies?”

“Good question, Blossom.” Roger said, “You will go on a hunt in the woods for supplies before you clean. On your mark, get set, go!” He shouted and the teams dashed out of the mess hall and searched for supplies.

The Growing Flowers met outside the mess hall. “I think we should split up and look for clues.” Jake said. “We’re not detectives.” Michelle said. “Jake, you take Blossom and go west, I’ll go with Laura and Chris and head east.”

“Can’t I be with Chris?” Blossom asked, “I mean, if that’s okay with you guys.”

“Maybe next time, Blossom.” Chris said. They went their respective ways.

However things weren’t going so smoothly with the Flying Flamingoes. “Shut it you two!!!!” Ronda screamed. Carter and Ernesto were still trying to burp the alphabet. “YOU GO THAT WAY WITH SHARON!!!!!” She yelled. “Ali and Elaine, you come with me.” They went their respective ways.

Meanwhile, with the Dancing Eggplants, they had already decided the groups for searches, Ken, Jason and Mitchell went one way and Nicole, Sunny and Stan went the other.

Ronda had already gathered a bottle of cleaning spray and a mop with her groups, “Hey Elaine, do you want to get ahead in the game?” She said.

“I’m good Ronda.” Elaine replied.

“Join me and we can eliminated those two dorks.” Ronda said.

“That’s okay.” Elaine said.

“Are you sure?” Ronda inquired.

“Yes.” Elaine said.

“I have money.” Ronda said.

“Fine, what do you want me to do.” Elaine sighed, exasperated at Ronda.

“Join an alliance with me and Ali and we can eliminate,” Ronda shuddered, “Those two disgusting dweebs, Carter and Ernesto.”

Roger’s voice came out from a megaphone before Elaine could say yes or no. “All campers report to my cabin.” They all came to his cabin and Roger gave them floor assignments, “Eggplants, top floor, Flowers, middle floor, Flamingoes, basement.” They all ran to their respective floors.

“Ernesto and Carter, go clean that room.” Ronda pointed to a room over to the left.

“With what?” Asked Carter.

“The supplies you found.” Ronda said. “Supplies?” Ernesto inquired.

“Yes.” Ronda retorted, “That you found in the woods.”

“Oh those supplies.” Ernesto said. So they started to clean but then Ernesto came across a rat. “Hey Carter, let’s have some fun.” He said and he grabbed the rat on Ronda’s back. She screamed and yelled.

“ERNESTO I WILL KILL YOU!!!!” She shouted. And she punched him and soon the whole group started fighting. Meanwhile, the other teams had already finished cleaning their floors and Roger had come around and judged them. They had done exceptional jobs. However the basement was a mess because it was torn up in the fight.

“Flamingoes, campfire.” Roger said the second he entered the basement.

Later at the campfire ceremony….

Roger began his speech like usual, “I am very disappointed in you, now I need to pay someone to clean if for me. Anyway, marshmallow time. First marshmallow goes for…….Elaine. Sharon and Ali, good work. Two marshmallows left. Next one is for…………Carter. Ronda and Ernesto, this is the final marshmallow. It goes to…………” Ronda grinned evilly and glared at Ernesto, “Ronda.”

“Bye bye, dork.” Ronda said as she triumphantly chewed her marshmallow.

“There’s one thing that I want to do before I leave.” Ernesto said and he walked right up to Ronda, burped in her face, left a rat on her lap and left. Sharon and Carter were rolling on the ground laughing.

“Go back to bed, the rest of you.” Roger said.

Day 8: Mania's Next Top Model

“Last time, on Total Drama Mania,” Began Roger, “Two teams became three, and Ernesto and Carter pushed Ronda to far on their new team and Ronda saw to it that one be sent home after they lost, thanks to Ernesto’s prank on Ronda. In the end, Ronda made sure that Ernesto was the one eliminated. What will happen tonight on Total Drama Mania?”

The campers were discussing the shocking elimination of Ernesto.

“I didn’t know that he made any enemies, just friends.” Stated Blossom.

“Well, he made one very powerful one,” Michelle replied, “And that’s Ronda.”

Meanwhile, Carter was trying to burp the alphabet on his own, “IT JUST ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT HIM!!!!!” He wept.

“Calm down, Carter,” Sharon said softly, “Everything’s gonna be alright.”

“I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!!” Carter cried.

Roger then burst in with the news of the challenge, “Campers, as you know, there are a total of sixteen of you left, we’re getting closer to that finale every day. As to the challenge, today’s challenge will put you’re fashion sense on the line. You will enter one female contestant from your team to model, and the rest of you will design the outfit.”

The teams met outside to decide who would model, “I think I should model!” Ronda volunteered. Ali nodded and Ronda shot a look at Elaine, and Elaine nodded.

“It looks like Ronda is the model…” Sharon sighed.

Meanwhile, there was some dispute as to if Nicole would model, or if Sunny would model for the Dancing Eggplants. Jason, Mitchell and Sunny wanted Nicole to model, and Ken, Stan and Nicole wanted Sunny to model.

“Oh, alright, I’ll model,” Sunny said, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Nicole had a look in her eyes saying thanks, and the two girls hugged.

Blossom had quickly volunteered to model for the Growing Flowers.

“Hey, Roger!” Ronda called, “How are we supposed to make outfits without materials?”

“You get 30 seconds in my cabin for supplies… GO!” The teams dashed in to find supplies.

After the 30 seconds, they returned to their respective campgrounds to design an outfit.

“We need to make a dress for Ronda.” Elaine stated. “One that flatters my legs and brings out my eyes.” Ronda requested.

“Of course.” Elaine said.

Meanwhile, Michelle’s fashion sense (and insane side) took over the outfit.

“Ummm, Michelle…” Blossom began, “Are you sure that teal and neon orange go well together?”

“YES!!!” Michelle screamed.

“It looks a little like someone threw up on her dress…” Jake whispered to Chris and Laura.

“Yeah, a little….” Laura whispered back.

“WHAT WAS THAT?!?!!” Michelle shouted as she whipped around to face them.

“Ummm… nothing?” Jake said.

“Oh… okay then.” Michelle said.

By this time, the Flying Flamingoes had put together a beautiful dress that flattered Ronda’s legs. However, the Dancing Eggplants didn’t have as much luck.

“Yellow and orange!” Sunny called.

“How about blue and green?” Asked Mitchell.

“Black and red!” Ken exclaimed.

“I’ve got it!” Jason exploded. He leaned in with the others and they designed a rainbow dress.

“Campers, get your butts to the stage for a fashion show.” Roger’s voice came over the loudspeaker.

The Flying Flamingoes went first and Ronda came out and flaunted about the stage, all the while Jason was staring and the corners of his mouth began to get a bit damp as he watched her flirt with Roger.

“Alright!” Now that’s a tough act to follow!” Roger exclaimed, “Let’s see what the Eggplants can come up with.”

Sunny performed an impressive strut down the runway and all eyes were on her and the rainbow dress. “And the Eggplants manage to pull together an extremely stunning entourage for Sunny!” Roger yelled.

Finally, Blossom walked on stage in her teal and neon orange dress and instantly the smile came off of Roger’s face.

Jason, who was in the audience, leaned over and threw up due to the dress.

“Flowers. You, me, marshmallows, the campfire, tonight.” Roger said.

“You all have cast your votes and one person is going home,” Roger started, “If you don’t get a marshmallow, you must walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers and leave, and never come back. Let’s get down to business… first marshmallow, Chris. Laura, Jake, well done. Michelle and Blossom, this is the final marshmallow. Blossom, you modeled the dress in an extremely boring way. Michelle, well, teal and neon orange? What were you thinking? But anyway one of you is leaving. And the final marshmallow goes to…………………………. Blossom. Michelle, you have spent your last night on Total Drama Mania.”

Michelle began walking down the dock of shame, but a voice came up from the campfire, “Michelle!” Jake began, “I love you!”

Michelle was so shocked to hear that that she froze in place with an expression of disgust on her face. Jake ran over to her, and being unable to do anything about it, Jake leaned in, and kissed her.

“Awwwww,” Laura said, “That’s so sweet!”

“You forgot this,” Roger said as he placed the teal and neon orange dress in Michelle’s frozen hand. “Phillipe! Montoyo! Take her away!” Roger shouted and two burly bodyguards grabbed Michelle and took her on the ship.

Day 9: The Darkest Fears... Like Great Aunt Natalie

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Began Roger, “Our campers were told to design outfits. One person from each team modeled. Sunny and Ronda earned their wings for their teams, however Blossom, who put on a horrible modeling performance, got her team in jeopardy. However, in the end, it was Michelle who was eliminated, for her obscure color scheme for the dress was a main reason for their loss. What will happen tonight on Total Drama Mania?”

The campers were discussing Michelle’s elimination when Roger burst into the cafeteria with news about the day’s challenge. “Campers, today you will encounter something that you thought you would never have to.” Everyone’s eyes widened and they looked around the room. “Campers, today you will conquer your greatest fears.”

“NOT MY GREAT AUNT NATALIE!!!!!” Carter screamed.

“Yes, Carter, your Great Aunt Natalie is here,” Roger said.

“Wait, but how did you know our greatest fears?” Stan asked.

“Interesting question, Stan,” Roger smirked, “You know the application you sent in with your audition?” Everyone nodded, “Well, you were asked your greatest fears, and you gullible saps filled it in!” Roger burst out laughing. Everyone gasped, “First up, Jake, Ronda, Sharon and Jason, come with me.” Roger left the auditorium with Jason, Ronda, Sharon and Jake trailing behind. The rest of the campers followed eagerly.

“Jason, your worst fear is climbing a mountain,” Roger said as he attached a harness to Jason, “Sharon, your worst fear is being put in charge of someone’s life. So, you are now in charge of Jason. If he falls, you have to pull on this rope to save him. Jason, start climbing. We’ll check in with you two later. Ronda, your turn.” Ronda turned white in the face, “Ronda, your parents are here, and we are going to tell them about the evil that you do.”

Ronda’s mother and father walked up and said, “Roger, is there something that you wanted to tell us?” Roger glanced at Ronda and she ran away screaming.

“No, you two can go. Ronda fails at getting a point for her team. And Ronda, being unable to complete your task, you must be sent to the TDM Jail Cell of Losers for the Night, if your team loses, we’ll get you for the campfire ceremony,” Roger said as he escorted her to the jail cell. He then turned to Jake, “Your turn, now your fear is…” He paused to look at the papers, “Rabid squirrels…” He turned around and left, he then returned with a rabid squirrel. Jake saw it, his eyes widened and he kicked it away.

“Yes!!” Jake shouted.

“And Jake scores the first point for the Flowers!” Roger exclaimed, “Now let’s check back in with Sharon and Jason.” They wandered over to them and Jason refused to climb the mountain.

“No way,” Jason sniffed as he walked away. A rattlesnake was crawling out of a hole near Jason and Sharon. It saw Jason and it attacked him. It was about 4 inches away from Jason’s ankle and he was completely oblivious. Sharon, however, saw it and stepped on it with all of her strength, and it died on the spot.

“Sharon! You protected Jason’s life! You scored a point for your team! Oh, Jason, the Jail Cell of Losers awaits!” Roger exclaimed. Jason sulked down to the jail cell.

“I- I did?” Sharon stuttered, “I guess I did.”

“Next four to face their fears, Blossom, Laura, Ali and Stan, follow me,” Roger ordered, and showed them where to go. The four followed, scared of their fate.

“Blossom, your worst fear was to have to be mean to someone, so we brought back Ronda from the jail cell, so you could tell her off,” Roger said, signaling Ronda to come over. Ronda walked over to the group of people.

“Hey, Blossom, your shoes are ugly, you’re a dork and you have poor fashion sense!” Ronda insulted.

Blossom could tell anger was boiling inside of her so she let it come out, “YOUR SUCH AN EVIL, RUDE, HORRIBLE GIRL!!!!!” She yelled.

Roger shied away from her a bit and said, “Alright, Blossom scores a point…” He regained his confidence almost immediately, “Laura, your turn, your worst fear is to skydive, so we’re having an amateur pilot take you up in a plane,” Stan was looking very uncomfortable, and Roger turned to him and said, “Stan, you have a fear of planes, so you will be going up with Laura, but not jumping.” Stan was close to tears, but Elaine ran up to him.

“You can do this, Stan, I believe in you,” Elaine whispered to him, as she kissed him on the cheek. Stan began to look more courageous after the kiss was given.

“You’re right, Elaine, I can do this!” Stan exclaimed and he boarded the plane with Laura. All eyes were on the plane as it rose up into the air. It rose higher and higher, but then the door opened and Laura stood there, with a parachute on her back, and she jumped. She had an expression of panic on her face as she pulled on the strings of the parachute. Chris stood there, anticipating what would happen, fingers crossed. The chute of it opened it and the parachute flew out and Laura fluttered down like a bird. She landed in Chris’ arms and the two stared into each other’s eyes as the plane landed, and Stan stepped out, quivering like leaf.

“Laura and Stan complete their challenges!” Roger shouted, “Now, Ali, being the last of the four, you do have to step up to the plate next,” Ali turned white as a sheet, “Ali, your worst fear is to be isolated in the wilderness, so we will put you in the forest for 4 hours, then we’ll come check up on you,” Ali nodded and she was escorted into the woods.

“Alright, there are seven of you that need to perform your tasks, so the next group of four will be…Ken, Mitchell, Elaine, and Nicole,” Roger said, as he walked away and the four teens who got their names called followed.

The four silently prayed that they would not get called next, “Elaine, join me up here,” Roger requested, standing next to a tank of water, with a chain and lock, “Elaine, your worst fear is to be trapped in a glass box, and have to do what Houdini did, escape it, while you are chained up,” Elaine was chained up, and put in the water. She wriggled for thirty minutes, and was soon free, “Impressive,” Roger marveled, “Chalk another one up for the Flamingoes. Currently the score is: Flowers: 3, Flamingoes: 2 and Eggplants: 1. Eggplants need to catch up, so let’s see if Ken can do just that. Ken, you admitted your worst fear was to end up in a locked room with your little sister.” Ken screamed in terror and ran away as his sister stepped out from behind Roger, “I guess Ken can’t score a point for his team… So he ends up in the Jail Cell!” He escorted Ken to the Jail Cell. He soon returned and said, “Let’s see if Nicole or Mitchell can score points for their team, you both are afraid of bombs, so let’s bring in a bomb.” A bomb was wheeled in, “NOW LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!!!” Roger screamed, and they looked at it for a minute or two, “Alright… well, that’s it, not much to it, really…” Roger admitted, “You two succeeded so the score is now Flowers: 3, Flamingoes: 3, and Eggplants: 3. So that leaves Chris, Sunny and Carter.” The three teens cringed as they followed Roger to an empty field.

There were three containers there, one containing spiders, one containing a snake and one containing Carter’s great aunt Natalie, “NO!!!!!” Carter screamed, and he ran away, but returned later, and punched her in the face, “Carter scores a point for his team… Anyway, you both now have the fates of your teams in your care,” Roger stated as he tossed the remaining containers, the one of spiders and the one with a snake to Chris and Sunny. Chris saw his cage containing spiders and took a few cautious steps back. Sunny saw her snake and jumped, but then returned to a more sane state of mind. The two took several steps toward their containers, but one of them jumped back.

“And it’s Chris for the tiebreaker!” Roger exclaimed, “It looks like the Flowers have invincibility and both the Flamingoes and the Eggplants both must vote someone off-“ He was cut off by the sound of someone tripping… It was Ali, who had completed her challenge. Roger rethought what he was saying and said, “Actually, it will only be the Eggplants who eliminate a team member tonight. I’ll see you at the campfire. Oh, and can someone get the campers who ended up in the Jail Cell?”

Later, at the campfire………

“Okay, you know the drill, if you don’t get a marshmallow, you must walk the dock of shame, take the boat of losers and leave. As to the marshmallows, the first one is for… Stan…… Mitchell and Nicole, well done. Ken, Sunny and Jason, you three failed to complete your challenges. So the next marshmallow is for…………… Jason. And the final marshmallow of the night goes to……………… Ken. Sunny, you have been eliminated.”

Sunny sighed and walked down the dock of shame, and left.

Day 10: Dolphins go EEE-EEE-EEE!

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Roger began, “Our campers came face to face with their worst fears. Some fearsome things were brought over here, like bombs, pythons and Carter’s Great Aunt Natalie. In the end, it was the Dancing Eggplants who ended up at the campfire, and Sunny, who was unable to conquer her fear, was eliminated. What will happen today on Total Drama Mania!”

The campers were in the cafeteria discussing the shocking elimination of Sunny, “I can’t believe that she got eliminated,” Blossom said.

“Yeah, me too,” Agreed Chris.

“Oh, definitely,” Laura stated.

“Good morning, campers!” Roger exclaimed, as he burst into the room, with news about the day’s challenge, “Today, you will get in touch with nature, or at least with dolphins.”

“Oh, I love dolphins!” Carter cried, “EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE!!” Carter squawked, pretending to be a dolphin.

“Carter, shut up!!” Ronda shouted.

“As I was saying,” Roger interrupted, “I have selected three contestants from your teams to participate in three dolphin races.”

“EEE-EEE-EEE!!” Carter squealed.

“CARTER, SHUT IT!!!!” Ronda yelled.

“Anyway,” Roger cut in, “The three for race one are Ali, Blossom and Stan.”

“Yes!” Stan exclaimed, “Dolphins!”

Ali and Blossom exchanged worried looks, “Good luck, Ali,” Blossom finally said. Ali nodded back.

“Alright, you three, let’s go, chop, chop,” Roger ordered, “The other eleven of you can watch from the sidelines.” The three went with Roger to the lake, where three dolphins were playfully splashing and laughing.

Roger went over to them and said, “Hey, ladies, how’s it going?” The three dolphins immediately turned from adorable to evil. They started thrashing about and squinted their eyes and glared at Roger. Roger then continued, “These are the three dolphins you will be riding.” Stan, Ali and Blossom all quickly exchanged faces from calm to scared.

The three all climbed onto their respected dolphins.

“Bring it!” Stan said.

“I believe I can!” Blossom exclaimed, triumphantly.

Ali remained silent, but she was shaking like a leaf.

“And… GO!” Roger shouted, and the three dolphins took off. Ali was silent, but her arms were practically attached to the dolphin. Stan almost immediately fell off his dolphin, and slipped into the murky waters of the lake.

“Oh, I’m winning!” Blossom cried as she passed Ali. Ali quickly gained on her.

“And it’s Blossom… Ali… Blossom… Ali…” Roger kept up this pattern as he tried to determine a winner, “It’s ALI!” He cried.

“Yeah! Go Ali!” Elaine cheered as she ran over and hugged her. She saw Stan climbing out of the lake, and went over to help him.

“Next race!” Roger shouted into his megaphone, “Chris, Jason and Ronda!” The three went over to their dolphins. Ronda shot the two a look, as she triumphantly walked over to the dolphins.

“She seems kind of mean,” Chris said to Laura.

“Oh, totally,” She agreed, “Good luck.” They hugged and Chris went over to his dolphin.

“ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!” Roger blurted into the megaphone and the race began. Ronda flirtatiously waved at Jason, who was put into a trance, and fell off of his dolphin. Chris and Ronda were neck and neck, but Chris triumphantly crossed the finish line.

“Yay!” Laura yelled as she ran over and she hugged Chris.

Ronda stuck her tongue out at Chris, behind his back, and she quickly whirled around to face her alliance, “If we lose, Sharon goes.” Ali and Elaine nodded.

“Next racers!!” Roger shouted, “Ken, Sharon, and Laura!” The three ran up to their dolphins eagerly, and climbed on their backs.

“READY, SET, GO!” Roger yelled, as Ken and Laura took off, leaving Sharon behind, because the dolphin’s tail came up and smacked her, knocking her off her dolphin. Laura had taken the lead of Ken, and then Ken passed Laura. Laura passed out, but her foot snagged on the end of the dolphin’s tail. The dolphin, which was attached to Laura, sped past Ken and crossed the finish line. “LAURA WINS IT!!!” Chris and Laura hugged, as Roger turned to speak into the megaphone.

“What? I lost? I love dolphins, though! EEE-EEE-EEE!” Ken protested.

“Ken?” Jason asked.

“Yeah?” Ken replied.

“Shut up,” Jason said.

“Dancing Eggplants, you must vote off one of your own tonight. Growing Flowers and Flying Flamingoes, you are immune tonight. Head back to camp,” Roger stated.

Later at the marshmallow ceremony…

“Well, you all know the rules, if you don’t receive a marshmallow, go across the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave,” Roger began, “On to the marshmallows. Nicole and Mitchell, well done,” He tossed them marshmallows, “Jason, Stan and Ken, you three failed your races,” He picked up a marshmallow, and looked from Ken, to Jason, to Stan and then finally tossed one on them a marshmallow, “Ken, good work. Jason and Stan, this is the final marshmallow,” The two boys exchanged scared looks as the final marshmallow was thrown out to them, “It’s for Stan,” Roger said, as Stan breathed out a sigh of relief. Jason began to walk away, then stopped, waved back to his team, and got on the boat of losers, never to be seen on the show again, “The four of you, head back to camp,” Roger said.

Day 11: A Laser Tag Battle to Remember... But Not Really...

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Began Roger, the host of Total Drama Mania, “Our campers participated in dolphin races. Laura, Ali and Chris won their races for their teams. In the end, Jason was sent home for losing a race for his team. What will happen to our campers today? Find out tonight, on Total… Drama… MANIA!”

The campers were in the mess hall discussing Jason’s elimination, “I seriously think he should’ve gone a long time ago,” Blossom stated.

“Why’s that, Blossom?” Laura asked.

“Well, he’s a black belt in karate, and karate is violence, and violence is bad,” She said triumphantly. Laura, Chris and Jakey stared at her with a blank expression.

“Right…” Laura replied, as Roger burst in with news about the challenge.

“Good morning, campers!” Roger shouted, “Ya’ll like laser tag right?”

“Oh, yeah!” Jakey shouted, as he jumped up and pretended to shoot a laser gun and making fake laser noises, as everyone stared at him. He stopped shooting and all eyes eventually turned back to Roger.

“AS, I was saying,” Roger tried to get all the attention back on him, “CARTER, LOOK OVER HERE!”

“Sorry, I was just looking at that moose,” Carter was staring at a moose.

“MOVING ON!” Roger yelled, “Your challenge is a laser tag shoot out.”

“YES!!” Jakey started to exclaim, before Roger threw a rock at him.

“Every contestant will get a laser gun,” He explained, “The last two contestants standing will win the challenges for their teams,” He walked over to a scoreboard, “This electronic scoreboard will show which contestants are still in, and which contestants are out. If you are eliminated, you will have to go over to the Jail Des Losers.”

“AWESOME!” Jakey exclaimed, as he ran over to get his laser tag gun, everyone else following behind him.

After everyone got his or her guns, Roger shouted into a megaphone, “On your mark, get set, SHOOT!” Everyone turned to Jakey and shot him at once.

“Aw, noodles!” Jakey yelled, as he dragged his feet off to the Jail Des Losers.

“Jakey is out!” Roger exclaimed.

Meanwhile, Ronda was getting her alliance together.

“Elaine, Ali, GET OVER HERE!” Ronda called out to them. They ran over to her, “We have to get rid of the competition,” They nodded.

Around that area, Mitchell and Ken were talking, “On the count of three, we jump out, you shoot Elaine, and I’ll take Ali. One, two, three!” Ken jumped out and shot Ali, while Mitchell shot Elaine. However, Mitchell missed, and Elaine whipped around and shot him.

Back with Roger, the scoreboard turned Mitchell and Ali’s names dark, signaling that they had been eliminated, “It looks like Mitchell and Ali are out. They better come to the jail, or I’ll hunt them down.” Mitchell and Ali showed up and they sulked into the jail.

Back with Ken, Elaine and Ronda…

“Take this, Elaine!” Ken exclaimed, and he shot her. Ronda saw this and shot him. The two sulked off to the jail, as Stan met them there along the way.

“Oh, hey, Stan,” Ken said.

“Hi, Stan!” Elaine giggled.

“Elaine!” Stan exclaimed. He ran over to her and they hugged.

“Stan, Elaine and Ken are out,” Roger said, “Which means Nicole is the only hope left for the Dancing Eggplants.”

“Chris,” Laura said, “You ever feel like your being watched?”

“Um, Laura, this is reality TV show, of course were being watched,” Chris replied.

“Oh, right,” Laura returned. Just then, Carter jumped out from behind a bush and shot them both, while he was screaming like a maniac.

“YOU’RE OUUUUT!!!” Carter yelled, as Chris and Laura sulked off to the jail.

Eventually, the five remaining players, Ronda, Carter, Nicole, Blossom and Sharon, all ended up in the same place.

“TAKE THIS!” Carter yelled as he shot Ronda.

“OW! We’re on the same team!” Ronda exclaimed.

“Sorry…” He said, as he took out his gun and shot Nicole and Blossom so fast, that no one could tell who was hit first.

“Let’s look at the tapes,” Roger said, as he flipped on a switch, rewinding, then playing the tapes. The tape played, and Roger soon had the results.

“The losers are…” He built up suspense, “THE FLYING FLAMINGOES!”

Carter and Ronda gasped, and Ronda asked, “How did we lose?!”

“Excellent question, Ronda,” Roger tried to sound smart, “Well, in the tape, it was shown that Sharon tripped on a laser gun, and shot herself, and then Carter,”

Ronda, Ali, Elaine and Carter turned with angry looks on their faces to Sharon.

“Please don’t vote me off because of this!” Sharon pleaded, “It was an accident!”

“Oh, you better believe we’ll vote you off!” Ronda retorted.

“Well, why don’t we vote Carter off?” Sharon asked, “He accidentally shot you, and you could’ve won it for us!”

“Good point, ALLIANCE MEETING!” Ronda yelled, and Elaine and Ali ran over to her side, “We shall discuss this, and you’ll see what happens at the elimination.”

Later at the marshmallow ceremony…………

“You know how this goes,” Roger started, “If you don’t get a marshmallow, go down the dock of shame, catch to boat of losers, and leave. On to the marshmallows, first one is for… Ronda. Joining Ronda, is Elaine,” He tossed the two girls marshmallows. Ali, Sharon and Carter were left, “Next one is for… Ali,” He tossed her a marshmallow, “Sharon and Carter, this is the final marshmallow,” He looked from Carter, then to Sharon, and then back to Carter, “The final marshmallow… of this evening… for the Flying Flamingoes.”

“GET ON WITH IT!!!” Ronda yelled.

“Fine it goes to… Either Carter or Sharon,” Ronda glared at him, “It goes to…………………… Carter,” He threw the marshmallow at Carter.

“Fine, that’s fine with me!” Sharon yelled, as she was dragged down the dock of shame, and thrown onto the boat of losers, never to be seen again.

Day 12: Spring, Moon, and Herbert: The Three Dogs of Fate

“Last time on Total Drama Mania,” Roger began, “Our teams were in a laser tag battle. Blossom and Nicole were the last ones standing for their teams, winning them the game. Sharon, on the other, completely messed everything up for Carter, the strongest player, by tripping on a gun and eliminating herself and Carter. In the end, Sharon was eliminated. What will happen tonight on Total… Drama… Mania?”

The campers were in the mess hall discussing Sharon’s elimination, “Aw, Sharon, really?” Blossom asked, “I wonder why she went?”

“She sort of cost her team the challenge, remember?” Laura reminded.

“Oh, yeah…” Blossom sighed.

“Our alliance dominates,” Ronda proclaimed. Ali nodded.

“What? Oh, yeah, alliance dominates,” Elaine wasn’t completely focused because she was staring at Stan, who was staring back. Elaine waved at him.

“You can’t be with him!” Ronda exclaimed, “He’s on the other team!! He’s a distraction to you! That threatens our alliance!”

“Well, okay, then,” Elaine was still staring, “If I can’t be with him if it’s against the alliance, then I think I’ll break out of it!” Ronda and Ali stared at her, and Elaine kept on talking, “Yeah, I’m tired of you bossing us around!” She turned to Ali, “Ali, you can come with me, or you can stay with her, the decision is yours.” Ali looked from Ronda to Elaine, paused to think, then ran over to Ronda as Elaine went over to Stan.

“Hi, Elaine,” Stan said.

“Hey, Stan,” Elaine giggled, “Those pants make your legs look so… skinny.”

“Uh, thanks, Elaine, I think,” Stan smiled at her, and then motioned for her to go back to her team. She went over and sat next to Carter.

“She so wants you,” Ken pointed out.

“I know,” Stan agreed, “She is kind of cute.”

“I think you should go talk to her,” Ken added. He nudged Stan and he was about to go talk to her, but Roger burst in with news about the challenge.

“Good morning, campers!” Roger shouted, “Today your challenge is involving animals. Dogs, in particular.”

“I love dogs!” Ken yelled.

“Wonderful for you, Ken,” Roger said, sarcastically, “You will have to train a dog to perform certain tricks. Then, you will have them perform for me. I will choose the two most obedient dogs, and those teams will win. Worst behaved dog loses. We have three different dogs up here, you may each choose one.”

The first team to select their dog was the Flying Flamingoes. There was one Golden Retriever named Spring, one black Poodle named Moon, and a Chihuahua named Herbert.

“Ooh!” Carter piped up, “Let’s take Herbert!”

“Carter, shut up,” Ronda retorted.

“How about Spring?” Elaine asked. Ali nodded. Ronda eventually consented to it as well, which meant they would take Spring.

The next to choose were the Dancing Eggplants.

“I think we all know who we’re taking,” Mitchell proclaimed, signaling to Moon.

“Yeah,” Ken said.

“Definitely!” Stan agreed.

“Forget about Herbert!” Nicole said, as she grabbed Moon and raced outside to train them.

The Growing Flowers finally took the remaining dog, Herbert.

“He’s not that bad…” Blossom tried to sound hopeful.

“SCORE!!!” Jakey yelled, “HERBERT, YES!!” He started to dance like a moron.

“I guess we could train him,” Chris stated as Laura nodded.

“You get one hour to train them, GO!” Roger shouted and the teams ran out to their campsites.

Training Spring with the Flamingoes…

“Spring, sit up!” Elaine commanded, sweetly. Spring sat right up.

“Spring, roll over!” Carter demanded, gently. Spring rolled over.

Ali motioned for Spring to shake hands with her, and she did.

“My turn!” Ronda shouted, “Spring, lie down!” Spring disobeyed, “SPRING, LIE DOWN!!” Spring still wouldn’t listen. Ronda resorted to chasing Spring around the campground, waving her fist in the air.

“RONDA!” Elaine called, “Be gentle with her!”

“FORGET GENTLE!!” She yelled back, as she continued chasing her around the yard. Ronda soon tripped on a root and fell flat on her face, knocking her unconscious, which meant that the other three could continue training.

Training Moon with the Eggplants…

“Moon, sit!” Ken commanded. Moon raised his nose in the air and strutted into the cabin.

“That dog is driving me crazy!” Stan stated, “I want to pull my hair out!”

“Be glad you’re not a girl!” Nicole agreed, “Guys are allowed to be bald! Girls aren’t!”

“Calm down, guys,” Mitchell reassured, “I bet when we perform for Roger, Moon will obey.”

Moon came running out of the cabin with a piece of ripped up shoe in his mouth.

“ARE THOSE MY NEW SHOES?!!” Mitchell yelled and chased Moon around the yard.

“I don’t think he’ll obey…” Nicole confessed as Ken and Stan nodded their heads in agreement.

Training Herbert with the Flowers…

“All of you, IN THE CABIN!!” Jakey was headstrong to train Herbert by himself.

“Umm, okay, Jakey…” Blossom said.

“GO!” Jakey pointed and they all ran.

“Well, now I’m bored!” Laura complained, “There’s not much to do around here with no challenge.”

“You’re right,” Chris agreed, “But the good news is, we can’t be blamed for losing this challenge if we lose!”

“That’s true,” Blossom said, “I wonder why Jakey is so stubborn to train Herbert by himself?”

“Yeah,” Laura agreed, flopping down on her bed, “Good question. Why don’t we rest until the performances?”

“Sounds good,” Chris lay down on his bed.

“Yeah,” Blossom sat down on hers too.

Later, at the performances…

“Alright, campers and dogs!” Roger started, “Let’s see what you got! First up is the Flying Flamingoes!”

Elaine, Ali, Ronda and Carter walked up onto the stage, “Alright, Spring!” Elaine commanded, “Sit!” Spring sat up.

“Spring, roll over!” Carter demanded. Spring did. Ali signaled for her to lie down, she did.

Then finally came Ronda’s turn, “Spring, shake!” Ronda offered her hand. Spring jumped up and bit Ronda’s nose.

“GET IT OFF!!” Ronda yelled, running across the stage.

“Ummm… Okay then…” Roger said, as he turned to his clipboard, “NEXT TEAM IS THE DANCING EGGPLANTS!!!”

Ken, Nicole, Mitchell and Stan walked onto the stage.

“Yeah, whoo, go Stan!!” Elaine shouted from the audience, as she tried to start a wave. Ronda glared at her.

“I’ll handle this,” Mitchell said, very sure about himself, “Moon, lie down!” Moon bit his leg and Mitchell started to limp around the stage, with Moon clinging to him.

“GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!” Mitchell continued to yell as he limped around the stage.

“Well, I guess we found someone worse than the flamingoes,” Roger stated.

“YES!” Carter shouted from the audience. Ronda slapped him.

“Finally, we have the Growing Flowers, and… Herbert…” Roger sighed.

Jakey marched up onto the stage with Herbert, “HERBERT, DO A FLIP!!” Jakey ordered and Herbert flipped. Jakey held up a flaming hoop, “JUMP THROUGH THE HOOP, HERBERT!!” He yelled, and Herbert jumped through.

“I think that we have our winners!” Roger shouted, “Also, we have our losers! Dancing Eggplants, see you at the campfire!”

Ken, Stan and Nicole glared at Mitchell.

Later at marshmallow ceremony…

“Marshmallows,” Roger began, “Represent a tasty dessert, and they are a key component when making s’mores. But here, they represent you, staying another week. If you don’t get your marshmallow, you must walk down the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers, and leave. On to the marshmallows, our first marshmallow goes to… Nicole. We also have one for Stan. Ken and Mitchell, we have here the final marshmallow. It goes to……………………. Ken. Mitchell, you have spent your final night here. Goodbye.”

Mitchell waved to the team, then left.

“You all get back to the campground,” Roger said, “Your safe, for now.”

Theme Song!

"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine." (Jason is showing off karate moves to Ronda and Ali. Ronda rolls her eyes and Ali heaves out a sigh. Jakey is watching nearby and applauds Jason. Jason bows.)

"You guys are on my mind." (Natalia is singing onstage as Michelle is jealousy watching from offstage.)

"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answers plain to see." (Elaine and Stan are jumping on stones across a river. Chad is standing on the other side and he pushes Stan in the river as Elaine glares at him.)

"I wanna be famous." (Ernesto and Carter are randomly dancing, as Sharon applauds them.)

"I wanna live close to the sun." (Ken, Mitchell and Pete are playing football. Ken passes it Pete, who misses it, and the ball rolls over to Blossom, who politely offer it back to them.)

"So pack your bags 'cause I've alread won." (Nicole is shown doodling on a sketch pad.)

"Everything to prove, nothing in my way. I'll get there one day." (Emily walks over to her and starts complementing her on her drawing.)

"'Cause I wanna be famous." (Edmund is pictured wearing a cape and holding a skull, while he is doing awful dramatic movements.)

"Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." (Sunny is lying on blanket, staring at the clouds, surrounded by puppies.)

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. (Whistling starts.)" (Chris and Laura are leaning in for a kiss. Laura's phone beeps and she whips it our of her pocket and smacks Chris in the face, causing him to fall off of the log they are sitting on.)

Elimination Chart


Place	Contestant	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
TBA	Ali	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Safe
TBA	Carter	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Low
TBA	Ronda	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Low	Low	Low	Win	Win	Win	Safe
TBA	Elaine	NC	Win	Low	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Safe
TBA	Chris	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Safe	Win	Win	Win
TBA	Jakey	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Safe	Win	Win	Win
TBA	Blossom	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Low	Win	Win	Win
TBA	Laura	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Safe	Win	Win	Win
TBA	Stan	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Low	Win
TBA	Mitchell	NC	Win	Safe	Low	Win	Win	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win
TBA	Ken	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Win	Low	Safe	Win
TBA	Nicole	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win
13	Sharon	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Win	Win	Win	OUT
14	Jason	NC	Low	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	OUT
15	Sunny	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	Win	Win	OUT
16	Michelle	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	OUT
17	Ernesto	NC	Win	Safe	Safe	Win	Win	OUT
18	Chad	NC	Safe	Win	Win	Safe	OUT
19	Edmund	NC	Safe	Win	Win	OUT
20	Pete	NC	Win	Safe	OUT
21	Emily	NC	Win	OUT
22	Natalia	NC	OUT

Green Name- Yelling Wombats

Red Name- Demolishing Sharks

Purple Name- Dancing Eggplants

Pink Name- Flying Flamingoes

Orange Name- Growing Flowers

Blue and Win- This person won the challenge.

Yellow and Safe- This person lost the challenge, but were not eliminated.

Orange and Low- This person lost the challenge, received the final marshmallow, and was almost eliminated.

Red and Out- This person lost the challenge, and was eliminated.

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 . [[Jason]]- Yelling Wombats, Dancing Eggplants
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 ==Day 1: Meet the Contestants==