Total Drama World Tour Revamped

Total Drama World Tour and it's 17 person cast is one of the most beloved seasons and casts-- but what if the 7 non-competitiors had competed in this season? This reimagining by Epic answers that question!.

Contestants

Alejandro

Beth

Bridgette

Cody

Courtney

DJ

Duncan

Eva

Ezekiel

Harold

Heather

Izzy

Justin

Katie

Leshawna

Lindsay

Noah

Owen

Sadie

Trent

Tyler

Sierra

Chapters

Chapter One- Walk Like An Egyptian Part 1

“Welcome back to Total Drama, for our EXCITING third season!” Chris stood on a runway, smiling. “The world is gonna be mine. Sea to shining sea! Sadly, I have to share it with a 3 ring traveling freakshow. Also known as the Total Drama contestants.” Chris chuckled.

“We have every single contestant from Total Drama here with us, and two new contestants! Every episode, they’ll compete in a challenge in a different part of the world, and one loser will get off my plane, for good.” Chris laughed again. “And the last loser standing scores one million dollars! Now, let’s bring in our contestants!”

A bus pulled up to the runway, and the door opened. “Introducing Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, and Trent!”

Geoff and Bridgette walked out of the bus kissing. Trent walked out and waved to the camera, until Izzy jumped on his head. “HAHAHAHHAHA SEASON THREE! YAY! I hope we’re doing movies again, that was sooooo fun. Has anyone ever told you your head is really long?” Izzy asked.

“Not...recently,” Trent said.

“Also here, Gwen and DJ!” Chris said.

“Hey, Gwen!” Trent smiled.

Gwen hid behind DJ, who walked out of the bus. “Sorry, you’re on your own for this one,” he chuckled.

Gwen sighed and was about to talk to Trent, but Chris cut her off.

“Also here are some of your favorite losers who DIDN’T make it Total Drama Action! Say hello to Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Cody, and Courtney!” Chris grinned, as they walked out of the bus.

“I am not a LOSER! I did make it to Total Drama Action!” Courtney yelled at Chris.

“Only because you SUED the show. Therefore, you get to stand with those lovely people!” Chris grinned as the camera panned over to Ezekiel picking his nose, Katie and Sadie gossiping, Eva lifting weights, Noah reading a book, Tyler, who had tripped over his own feet and was lying on the ground, and Cody, who winked at Courtney.

“Ugh,” she groaned, and walked over to the contestants who had already arrived.

“Also here and competing, Owen, Heather, and Leshawna!” Chris introduced.

“Finally! If I was on a bus with Heather and her new fur for any longer, I would have hurt somebody!” Leshawna chuckled.

“It’s not fur! It’s HUMAN extensions!” Heather yelled.

“That’s what she says.” Gwen whispered to Leshawna, who laughed. Heather glared at both.

“WOOO! SEASON THREE! THIS IS GONNA BE-- wait, why is there a plane there? We aren’t flying, right?” Owen gulped.

“Yes, yes we are.” Chris grinned.

“Oh, that’s...um…not a problem. I got over my fear of flying ages ago...remember that fear challenge...yeah...totally over it...not a problem.” Owen looked around nervously.

“And our final batch of contestants, Justin, Lindsay, Harold, Beth, and Duncan!” Chris grinned.

Justin posed as he stepped off the bus, causing all the girls to swoon. Duncan kicked Harold off the bus, and then stepped off himself.

“Hey! Watch it!” Harold complained.

“Move it or lose it, dweeb.” Duncan said.

“Good to know you haven’t become any less of an IDIOT between seasons! GOSH!” Harold said, walking away.

Lindsay and Beth ran off the bus together. “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe we’re on ANOTHER season together!” Beth said, excitedly.

“I know right! It’s sooo great!” Lindsay smiled.

“Pfft. What posers. I mean, we’re obviously the best best friends here.” Sadie rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, they’re like…” Katie began.

“Amateurs.” Both said at the same time, they then started squealing.

“We are sooooo in-sync.” They said once again, simultaneously. They then began to squeal louder.

“Alright, now that all of our regular contestants are here, time to introduce our two new contestants!” Chris grinned. “First up, a latin gentlemen who’s so charming he puts royalty to shame, Alejandro!” Alejandro smirked and stepped off the bus.

“Isn’t that the Total Drama Dirtbags guy?” Heather said.

“Yes, and I was just paid for that silly stunt by Chris. I can assure you I am not a dirtbag,” Alejandro smiled and bowed.

“We don’t think you’re a dirtbag.” Beth said, sounding smitten.

“Um, what happened to me? I’m hot? Remember?” Justin asked.

“Eh.” Beth said.

“I still think you’re hot, buddy.” Owen said and hugged Justin, crushing him.

“Thanks.” Justin whimpered.

“Our second new contestant is a Total Drama superfan who’s addicted to sugar, and addicted to Cody, Sierra!” Chris introduced, as she stepped off the bus.

“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I’m on Total Drama! I’ve been waiting for this moment forever!” Sierra said at an extremely fast pace.

“OHMYGOSH CODY! I’m your biggest fan!” She squealed.

“He has fans?” Gwen whispered to Leshawna. She shrugged.

“Well, not my fault the ladies can’t get enough of this.” Cody flexed and winked at Gwen, who rolled her eyes.

Sierra took out measuring tape. “Your muscles are so much BIGGER than last time!” Sierra yelled.

“Last time?” Cody asked.

“I mean, the first time! Because I never snuck into your house and measured it in your sleep. Heh, heh, heh….” Sierra trailed off.

“Alright, now that...whatever that was is over, it’s time to board! Chef?” Chris asked, as the gigantic jet slowly rolled up to the contestants.

“This is the Chris McLean Jumbo Jet, aka, where you’ll be staying this season!” Chris grinned, as a large chunk of the plane came off.

“That’s comforting.” Noah said.

“WE’RE FLYING ON THAT?” Owen yelled. “I mean, everything’s fine, yep, no fears of flying here!”

“Is that thing even safe?” Bridgette questioned.

“I’ll get back to you on that one. Now boarding!” Chris hollered, as the 24 contestants walked on to the plane.

“This season, you’ll be traveling around the world to compete in all sorts of exotic challenges.” Chris said.

“A free world tour? That doesn’t sound so bad, actually.” Trent said.

“I was hoping you would say that.” Chris laughed. “Because this season, you’ll all have to SING!”

“WHAT?” All 24 contestants said at once.

“Singing? Are you SERIOUS?” Gwen asked, looking shocked.

“100 percent.” Chris grinned. “Every episode, too.”

“No, no, no. I do not dance. I do not sing. I am NOT doing this.” Duncan said, shaking his head.

“Well, suit yourself, but if you don’t sing, you’re out. No million for you.” Chris shrugged.

“I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve always wanted to sing on TV!” Courtney said.

“Of course you wouldn’t.” Gwen rolled her eyes.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Courtney asked, glaring.

“As much as I’d love a cat fight, we kind of have a tour to do, so let’s get going!” Chris said. “Follow me.”

The contestants walked into a room filled with patched up holes and safety harnesses.

“What IS this place?” Eva asked, as a rat crawled on her shoe and she crushed it.

“This is loser central. Formally known as Economy Class. When you lose a challenge, you come here,” The contestants looked at it with disgust

“Heh, my team is never staying here, eh! We’re gonna DOMINATE!” Ezekiel cheered.

“Um, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but you were out first last time.” Justin said to Ezekiel.

“Yeah, but I’ve been preparing so that won’t happen this time! I’m bigger, better, stronger, faster, smarter, and--” Ezekiel began.

“Yeah, we don’t care.” Chris said, shushing the homeschooled boy. “Let’s keep moving!”

The next room they visited was one with gold seats and flight attendants walking around. The contestants all looked shocked.

“When did this show get a budget?” Gwen asked.

“Can I stay here?” DJ said, looking entranced.

“This is the winners section, first class. We spared no expense on this room. If you win the day’s challenge, you get an overnight stay here.” Chris smiled.

Ezekiel sat down in one of the chairs. “Can I claim this chair as mine, yo? Cuz I’m gonna be in this room everyday!”

Alejandro walked over to a seat. “Ladies first.” he said, smoothly, gesturing for someone to sit down. Beth, Katie, Sadie, Leshawna, and Lindsay all raced to sit down. Bridgette began to walk until Geoff glared at her.

“What are you doing?” Geoff asked.

“...Going to the bathroom, babe! Obviously. Why would I do anything else?” Bridgette said, awkwardly chuckling. “Speaking of that, where is it?”

“Just down the hall.” Chris pointed. Bridgette walked to it.

Bridgette (CONF): *begins to fix hair and wash her face, until she looks up* There’s a camera in here? Again? Really?

“Um, Lindsay? Why are you paying attention to him, and not me?” Tyler asked.

“Huh? Sorry Dave, Alejandro is just really nice.” Lindsay said.

“It’s me. Tyler. The guy you hooked up with in season one?” Tyler said.

“No, silly. That’s TYLER. He’s never coming back.” Lindsay said. Tyler sighed.

“Yeah, Leshawna. Why are you hanging out with him and not me?” Harold scoffed.

“Be quiet, beanpole.” Leshawna said. Bridgette walked back in.

“Thanks for not telling me there was a camera in there.” Bridgette complained.

“Oh, right. There are two confessionals this time around. One in the bathroom, and one in the cockpit.” Chris said. “Anyway, let’s keep the tour moving.”

The contestants walked into an area with wooden bleachers and a door leading to the outside of the plane. “This is the elimination ceremony. Anyone who doesn’t get a barf bag of airline issue peanuts will be eliminated, and forced to take the drop of shame, onto the helipad of losers. And you can never come back, ever...unless I feel like it.” Chris said.

“I’m allergic to peanuts, yo. Can you get us some real food? I bet my parents on the farm would give ya some, eh?” Ezekiel said.

Chris glared. “Oh, look, an extra stop on our tour.” he said. He began walking to the back of the plane and opened the door to a room full of rats, spiders, and boxes. “If you follow me, you’ll see our cargo hold, which is perfect for storing annoying homeschooled children.”

“Wait, wha--” Ezekiel began, but before he could finish, Chris threw him in the cargo hold and locked the door.

“Will he survive in there?” Geoff asked.

“Eh, probably.” Chris said.

“OMG! Ezekiel is sooooo trainwreck-y wright now. LMAO, if he gets eliminated first again I will LOL!” Sierra giggled.

“Yeah...whatever that means.” Chris said.

♪♪

“What was that?” Cody asked.

“That, my friend was, the bell you’ll all grow to know and hate. When you hear that, you’ve gotta start singing. No rehearsals, no lyrics, no nothing. And remember, if you don’t sing, you’re out. And your first song starts...now!” Chris said.

Courtney: Up!

Izzy: Up!

Lindsay: Up!

Sierra: Up!

DJ: Sing!

Harold: Sing!

Alejandro: Sing!

Tyler: Sing!

Whole cast sans Gwen and Duncan: We’re flying! And singing! We’re flying and we’re singing!

Sierra/Cody: Come fly with us!

Beth: Come fly with us!

Izzy: We’ve got a lot of crazy moves to bust!

Bridgette/Lindsay: Come fly with us!

Katie/Sadie: Come fly with us!

Alejandro: It’s a pleasure and an honor and a must.

“Dudes, this is messed. You’re singing in a plane.” Duncan rolled his eyes.

Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane!

“Yeah, but guys, you’re singing on TV!” Gwen said.

Courtney: Haven’t you always wanted to? It can’t just be meeeeeee!

DJ/Leshawna: Come fly with us!

Geoff/Trent: Come fly with us!

“Do you know how to steer this thing?” Heather asked, looking concerned.

“I try.” Chef said.

Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this guy’s got winning in his heart!

Noah: Come fly with us, come die with us!

“Yep, I don’t hate flying, not at all, keep the plane in the air!” Owen said, looking nervous.

Whole cast sans Gwen and Duncan: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!

“No!” Gwen and Duncan said simultaneously.

Chris took out a form from his pocket. “According to this copy of the season three rules….”

Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!

Courtney: Duncan do it! Let’s go!

Trent: Gwen, sing it! Don’t go!

Gwen: *sighs* Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!

“Duncan, please?” Courtney pleaded.

Duncan: *sighs* This suuuuuuucks!

Whole cast: Yeah!

Later, everyone sat in the common area.

“How far do you think we are?” Cody asked.

“Judging by what I can see, I’d say we are--” The plane loudly crashed down to the ground. “...landing.”

Everyone except Ezekiel stood outside. “Why is it so hot?” Leshawna complained.

“I dunno, maybe the fact that we’re in Egypt? Just a guess.” Noah rolled his eyes.

“Do not sass me, turkey.” Leshawna said, glaring.

“Welcome to your first challenge, Pyramid Over-Under!” Chris grinned. “As the name suggests, the challenge is to get through the pyramid either over,” The large pyramid’s full height was shown. “or under.” Bats flew out of the pyramid’s base.

“This challenge decides the teams, and what reward they’ll get for our first challenge!” Chris announced. “Ready, set--”

“WAIT, EH!” A voice cried, everyone gasped.

“You can’t start without me!” Ezekiel yelled.

“How did you get out of the cargo hold?” Chris asked.

“The rats bit through the door, homie! And I’m not losing like this! I’m in it to win it!” Ezekiel said.

“Fine, whatever.” Chris said.

“What’s the challenge?” Ezekiel asked.

“Not telling you. Go!” Chris yelled, and everyone ran except Ezekiel.

“What are we supposed to do?” Ezekiel asked.

“WHAT WAS THAT CHEF? YOU NEEDED THAT THING FIXED ON THE PLANE? I’M ON IT!” Chris ran back onto the plane. Ezekiel sighed and walked after the contestants.

“Let’s go under!” Leshawna said.

“But there are bats!” DJ cried.

“Stop being such a baby!” Leshawna cried and dragged DJ and Harold into the pyramid.

“Let’s go over, babe.” Geoff said to Bridgette.

“Sure.” she smiled back.

“Alejandmoe, can I go with you?” Lindsay asked.

“I want to go with you too, Alejandro!” Sadie said.

“Me too!” Katie agreed.

“Me three!” Beth said.

“We can all go over together.” Alejandro smiled.

“Yay!” All four cheered at once.

Heather (CONF): The new guy is so transparent and fake. He’s obviously playing those girls, and they’re too dumb to see it. I need dumb allies who don’t hate me too, and the only two I could think of were…

“Hey, Cody, Sierra, want to go up the pyramid together?” Heather smiled.

“OMG YES!” Sierra cheered.

“Sure, I guess?” Cody said.

Cody (CONF): I don’t exactly trust Heather, especially since she’s only spoken to me like three times, ever, but hey, no one else was offering. Plus, I get to go with Sierra, who’s hopelessly in love with me! This is gonna be great!

“Come on guys! Team E-scope, yay!” Izzy cheered, grabbing Eva and Noah.

“Can I come?” Owen asked.

“Of course, Big O!” Izzy grinned. Owen ran to the group.

Owen (CONF): Izzy’s great. She can be weird, but she’s great. I could never ask for a better girlfriend! Although Heather IS pretty hot…

“Hey, Justin! Can you tell me what the challenge is, eh?” Ezekiel asked.

“TYLER, TRENT, YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU GUYS? OKAY, SORRY GOTTA GO.” Justin yelled and ran to Tyler and Trent, dragging them to the side of the pyramid.

“And, I guess that means we’re going together then.” Courtney said.

“Yep.” Gwen said.

“I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about me and Duncan. Find your own partner!” Courtney said.

“Chill out, Court. She can come over with us.” Duncan said.

“Thanks.” Gwen said.

Ezekiel frowned and slowly walked into the pyramid.

Eva, Izzy, Owen, and Noah walked to a crossroads, where there were three doors.

“Which one do we take?” Owen asked.

“Let’s take the mummy one! It looks spooooky!” Izzy said, then backflipped through the door. Owen quickly ran after her. Noah and Eva shrugged and followed.

“Izzy, slow down!” Owen complained.

“I can’t even see her.” Eva complained.

Suddenly, a mummy, draped in bandages, came walking towards Eva, Noah, and Owen.

“Sorry Izzy, I’m not falling for that one! Remember the “bear” from the island. We all know it’s just you.” Owen laughed. The mummy bit his arm.

“AUGH! I’M GONNA TURN INTO A MUMMY NOW! That’s how it works, right?” Owen asked Noah.

“No, that’s zombies.” Noah said.

“Wait, if that’s zombies, how do Vampires work?” Owen asked.

“Vampires don’t turn other people into vampires.” Noah said.

“I’m pretty sure they do.” Owen said.

“SHUT UP!” Eva yelled. “Now let’s go! Come on Izzy!” Eva grabbed the bandages and pulled, but they stayed on.

“Does that mean…” Owen said.

“...that’s actually a…” Eva said.

“MUMMY!” All three yelled in unison and began to run down the corridor.

“Ugh, this is hard.” Justin complained as he, Trent, and Tyler climbed the pyramid.

“Pfft, this is nothing!” Tyler said, flexing. Without his hands on the blocks, he began to tumble down the pyramid until Trent grabbed him.

“Nice one.” Trent chuckled. All three then reached the top.

“How do we get down, exactly?” Justin asked.

“Um…” Trent said. “Didn’t really think of that one…”

“EXTREME!” Tyler began to run down the pyramid, but immediately slipped and began tumbling down, until he reached the bottom.

“WOO! First one down!” Tyler cheered.

“Actually, Trent and Justin climbed down before you. Like normal people.” Chris said. “Anyway, Justin, you’re on team 1. Trent and Tyler, team 2.” All three guys walked onto their mats

Eva, Noah, and Owen continued to run, as the mummy chased them through many different paths.

“Can’t….run…..any…..further…..” Owen said, collapsing. “Remember...me….”

“I’M TIRED OF THIS!” Eva yelled, running up to the mummy and punching it in the face.

“Ow!” Izzy cried. “You’re soooooo lucky I can’t see who did that.”

“It was Izzy this whole time?” Of course.” Noah sighed.

“Yeah, guys. Mummies don’t exist.” Owen said, walking away. Eva rolled her eyes.

“How come I couldn’t take the bandages off?” Eva asked.

“This gauze wrap is super sticky!” Izzy said. “Also probably the glue I put on it.” Eva facepalmed.

Bridgette and Geoff were climbing up the pyramid. “Man, this is hard.” Bridgette complained.

“Yeah, but as long as we’re together, we can overcome anything.” Geoff said.

“You’re so romantic.” Bridgette said, and the two began making out. They soon fell off the pyramid.

“Stop sucking face and start climbing!” Chris yelled.

Alejandro easily climbed up, while Lindsay, Beth, Katie, and Sadie trailed. “Are you ladies alright?” he asked, turning around.

“Peeeeeerfect.” All four said simultaneously.

Alejandro (CONF): I thought it would be harder to convince the girls to do my bidding, but they’re falling for it much harder than I thought they would. Give it a few days, and I’ll have control of the whole game. *smirks*

“Which door do we take, Sierra?” Heather asked.

Heather (Cockpit CONF): As much as I don’t like the new girl, I need to get her trust. I don’t exactly have a plethora of allies on hand.

“Maybe if you weren’t so evil, you would have more!” Chef commented.

“Who asked you?” Heather said.

“I don’t know, let’s let Cody decide!” Sierra said, hugging Cody.

“Uh…the mummy dog one looks the best to me.” Cody said.

“Then that’s the path we take!” Sierra said, running through it. Heather and Cody followed.

Sierra ran straight out to the exit. “Well, that was easy.”

“Sierra, Heather, Cody, you’re the next three to arrive, and you’re on Team 3!” Chris announced.

“Yay! Teamsies!” Sierra hugged Cody.

Cody (CONF): Maybe there is such a thing as a girl caring TOO much….

“Yo? Bros? Homies?” Ezekiel asked, walking alone in the pyramid. He then stepped on the same tile Izzy did, and gauze dropped onto him. “What the foshizzle?”

Bridgette and Geoff stood at the top of the pyramid.

“How exactly do we get down, babe?” Geoff asked Bridgette.

“Hmmm….I’ve got it! I’m a surfer! We can surf!” Bridgette grinned, pulling out a sign at the top of the pyramid.

“Surfing on a road sign? Is that saf--WOAH!” Geoff yelled, as Bridgette grabbed the road sign and put Geoff on it, they then began to surf down the pyramid.

“Woooo! This is awesome!” Geoff cheered as they reached the ground.

“Bridgette, team 1! Geoff, team 2” Chris announced.

“We’re on different teams?” Geoff said.

“Don’t worry, we’ll make it through.” Bridgette smiled. The two then began to make out.

“Seriously? I mean, seriously?” Chris said.

“Which path do we take?” DJ asked.

“Scarab beetle, duh.” Harold said, walking through that door.

“I guess he knows better than us.” Leshawna shrugged.

The three walked through the corridor. “So...Leshawna, what do you think of Alejandro? SOMEONE was getting a bit close, considering you do have a boyfriend.”

“We are not dating!” Leshawna said, pushing Harold, causing him to step on a tile that released scarab beetles throught the floor.

“Nice one, Leshawna!” Harold yelled as he ran.

“It’s your fault for saying something that stupid!” Leshawna retorted.

“Can we stop focusing on arguments and start focusing on our LIVES?” DJ said.

All three ran out of the pyramid. “Welcome out! All three of you are on team number 1.” Chris said.

“Alright, let’s get going.” Courtney ordered. “Duncan, you’re leading.”

“You’re letting ME lead?” Duncan asked, incredulously.

“I just want to make sure Gwen doesn’t try any FUNNY business,” Courtney said, looking behind her.

“Yes Courtney, I’m planning to steal your boyfriend! Oh no! Hide him!” Gwen rolled her eyes.

“Don’t be sarcastic to me!” Courtney said. Duncan sighed as the two began to bicker.

“Come on ladies! I believe in you!” Alejandro yelled down to the girls.

“I believe that you’re really hot!” Sadie called.

“I think you’re hotter!” Katie said.

“No I do!” Sadie yelled.

“No, I do!” Katie argued. The two began slapping each other.

“Ladies, I’ll help you a bit.” Alejandro grinned. He grabbed all four and stacked them on top of his shoulders.

“So strong…” Beth sighed, dreamily. Alejandro calmly walked down to the sand and put all four down, as they swooned.

Heather (CONF): Seriously? I knew that all four were complete idiots, but seriously?

“Welcome to the ground! Lindsay, you’re on team 1. Alejandro, you’re on team 2. Beth, Katie, and Sadie, you’re on team 3.” Chris said.

“Is there any order to how these teams are separated?” Alejandro asked.

“Not really. I’m basically doing what I want.” Chris shrugged.

“...Okay then.” Alejandro smiled.

Alejandro (CONF): Really? I work on four different girls, and none of them are on my team? Hmm...this certainly makes my gameplay harder. Well, it can still be arranged, I’m sure I’ll have some strong competitors on my team.

“AAAAAAAAAAAH!” Owen screamed, running out of the pyramid, followed by Eva, Noah, Izzy, and Ezekiel, both dressed as mummies.

“Why are there two mummies with you?” Chris asked.

“One is Izzy, but the other one just started following us!” Noah yelled.

Ezekiel took of the gauze wrapped around his head. “You could have thought to ask me who I was, yo!” he complained.

“Yes, because when I see the undead the first thing I do is ask for their backstory.” Noah rolled his eyes.

“Alright. Owen, Noah, Izzy, you’re on team 2. Zeke and Eva, team 1.” Chris said.

Alejandro (CONF): Seriously? I mean...seriously?

“On team one, cuz I’m number one, yo!” Ezekiel said, smugly.

“Don’t make me lock you in a cargo hold again.” Chris warned.

“At least I can make the finals!” Gwen yelled.

“Yeah, but you couldn’t last past episode seven in the last season!” Courtney yelled.

Duncan’s eye twitched. “ENOUGH!” he shouted, picking up both Gwen and Courtney and throwing them to the bottom of the pyramid as he stomped down.

“Please don’t put them on my team. Pleeeease don’t.” Duncan cried.

“Chill, bro. You’re on team 2. Gwen and Courtney, team 3.” Chris said.

“And that’s everyone! Team 1 is DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay, Bridgette, Eva, and Justin. Team 2 is Owen, Izzy, Alejandro, Noah, Tyler, Duncan, Geoff, and Trent. Finally, Team 3 is Gwen, Heather, Courtney, Cody, Sierra, Beth, Katie, and Sadie.” Chris announced. “Now that you have your teams, you get to come up with your own team names!”

“Team Amazon!” Everyone but Cody on Team 1 said.

“Can we get a different name? Like Cody’s Angels?” Cody suggested.

“Heh heh, I like that one.” Chris said, as a pink logo of Cody’s face came on-screen.

“How about Team Victory!” Bridgette suggested.

“Terrible! With a name like Team Victory, everyone knows you’ll be the losing team! It’s basic irony, gosh. A better name would be Team Failure!” Harold said.

“Nice one!” Chris chuckled. A yellow logo of a dirty sock came on-screen.

Team 2 began to suggest names, but no one listened to each others.

“I have an idea. Team Chris!” Chris grinned.

“Hmm, I have a better one. How about Team Chris…” Noah began.

“Love it!” Chris smiled.

“...is Really Really Really Really Lame!” Noah grinned as a blue logo of Chris’s face with an X over it came on screen.

“Well I know which team I like least already.” Chris glared at Noah. “I’d like to insult you further, but looks like we’re out of time! What will happen when our contestants face the Nile? Find out, next time, on Total...Drama...World Toooour!” Chris signed off.

Chapter Two- Walk Like An Egyptian Part 2

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, our 24 losers were introduced to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, and all of it’s fun features. We had a quick musical number before jetting off to Egypt, where our contestants competed in our first challenge of the season, Pyramid Over-Under. Some stumbled down the great gizan landmarks, while some, pyramid forbid, met mummies. Now, we have 3 teams all ready to compete for immunity. Who will win? Who will be the first sent out of the plane? Find out, right here, right now, on Total Drama World Tour!” Chris grinned.

“Can you stop recapping and explain the challenge already?” Courtney asked.

“Fine.” Chris said. “Alright, the second part of today’s challenge is called The Amazing Camel Race. Singular, because only one team is actually getting a camel.” Chris snickered.

“Each team will get a reward that will help them get to the nile before the others. Once there, you must weave a boat out of reeds and race across the river. The first team to do so gets immunity and first class. The second place team will also be immune, while the last place team will be headed on a one way trip to loser class, and one of their members will be the first person kicked off the plane. Got it?” Everyone nodded.

“You never told us what team gets what reward.” Eva said.

“Oh, right, that. Team Chris is really really really really lame, you get the goat!” Chris announced, while Chef brought it on on a leash.

“Awww, cute!” Izzy grinned.

“You think that’s cute?” Noah asked, looking surprised.

“You don’t?” Izzy replied.

“Team Failure, you get a camel.” Chris said, bringing the camel out on a leash.

“What’s OUR reward?” Heather asked.

“You guys get...a stick!” Chris grinned.

“WHAT?” the team all said at once.

“They get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?” Gwen asked, looking angry.

“Each reward has it’s privileges.” Chris said. “You’ll just have to wait and see them.”

“Yes, because a stick will be so useful in a race throughout the desert!” Courtney yelled.

“Maybe we can use it to hit Heather over the head with when she gets annoying.” Gwen said. Courtney chuckled.

Duncan (CONF): Did Courtney just laugh at something GWEN said? Has the apocalypse come early?

“Hey!” Heather cried.

“Um, Chris? Why are there beetles crawling towards us?” Cody asked, as everyone turned around and saw a swarm of scarabs crawling towards them.

“Oh yeah, we kind of set them off in the pyramid. Oops.” Leshawna scratched her head as everyone glared at her, DJ, and Harold.

“Well, you know what they say, the only way to calm angry scarabs down is…” Chris began.

♩♩

“Really?” Trent said.

“Yep, songs calm down beetles! A statistic not actually proven, but eh. You should probably sing something romantic, it’s their mating season.” Chris advised.

Alejandro: No need to get crazy, it’s loving time alas!

DJ, Trent, Justin, and Tyler: You don’t want to eat us up!

Owen: We’re mostly full of gas, woah!

Gwen, Heather, and Courtney: It’s mating time for scarabs!

Leshawna: So what you waitin on?

Izzy: Just ignore us humans…

All: And make out til the break of dawn!

Alejandro: It’s loving time! (Loving time, loving time)

Beth: Scarab mating season!

Cody: It’s lovin’ time! (Loving time, loving time)

Justin: Scarab mating season!

Harold: It’s loving time! (Loving time, loving time)

Trent: Scarab mating season!

Geoff: It’s loving time!

All: Scarab mating season!

Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh. Wait, no!

The scarabs stopped being calm and began to run towards the contestants, as everyone began screaming.

“Nice one, homeschool!” Duncan yelled.

Team Failure jumped on their camel. “Go!” DJ yelled, and it began to race off.

“How are we all supposed to fit on the goat, exactly?” Justin asked.

“Hmm...hold on, I have an idea.” Alejandro said.

Alejandro (CONF): It’s basic weight distribution. Anyone with a little brawn and an IQ over 120 could figure it out. Thankfully, I have both.

The camera flashed back to Team Chris, who were now perfectly stacked on top of each other.

“Wow, color me impressed.” Noah said, as the goat ran off with all members of the team stacked on top of it.

“What are WE supposed to do? We can’t ride on a stick!” Heather yelled.

“Oh my gosh Sadie, this reminds me of that time where we got lost in the woods and I got voted off!” Katie gasped.

“Oh my gosh that was sooooo sad!” Sadie frowned.

“Stop talking and move it!” Heather ordered, as Cody’s Angels ran away.

Later, they were walking in no real direction. “Does anyone know WHERE we’re going?” Heather asked.

“We should let Cody lead us! He’d be great!” Sierra swooned.

“How about no.” Heather said.

“It’s pretty obvious I should be leading. I’m the only one with C.I.T experience.” Courtney said.

Gwen (CONF): Hey guys, did you know that Courtney was a C.I.T? I had no idea! *glares at camera*

“OMG, I should lead! I’m great with stuff like this!” Katie said.

“Don’t listen to her, she’s totally lying. She’s TERRIBLE at things like this!” Sadie giggled. “You should let ME do it!”

“No I am not! Name one time!” Katie said.

“Um, that time you got us lost in the woods and you got voted off, for starters.” Sadie said.

Katie gasped. “That was your fault!” she yelled at Sadie.

“No!” Sadie cried.

“Um, yeah!” Katie replied.

“Guys, can we calm down?” Beth asked.

“SHUT UP BETH!” All seven members of the team yelled at once.

Beth (CONF): I was hoping I would be on a good team for once! I was stuck on the Gophers with Heather, the Grips lost all the time, and now I’m with Heather again! I can’t catch a break!

“Anyway, can I like, lead! I’ll be the best at it!” Sadie said.

“Please! Like we’re letting one of YOU, lead!” Heather scoffed.

“But I’m much better than Katie!” Sadie moaned. “She’s so irrelevant!”

“WHAT?” Katie yelled back.

“It’s true. I made it farther the first time we played. All people know you as is Sadie’s friend.” Sadie said. Katie gasped and began to snatch the stick out of Katie’s hand. The two wrestled over the object and it snapped in half.

“Oh, it was a divining rod! Those things lead you straight to water!” Cody said.

“Chris did say each reward had it’s advantages! Nice one Cody!” Gwen smiled.

“Does it work while broken?” Heather asked.

“That I don’t know.” Cody said, sheepishly.

“Let’s just find, like, a school supplies store and get some tape! Problem solved!” Sadie smiled.

“WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND A SCHOOL SUPPLIES STORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?” Heather yelled.

“Um...the plan didn’t really get that far.” Sadie said. Heather facepalmed.

Courtney (CONF): I used to think Katie and Sadie shared a brain, but I’m starting to think there was no brain in the first place. How have they SURVIVED sixteen years?

“Can this camel go any faster? I’m hot!” Leshawna complained.

“We’re all hot. We’re in the middle of the desert.” Eva said, gruffly.

“I’m really hot.” Justin winked.

“Eh.” All seven members of Team Victory said at once.

Justin (CONF): I don’t understand! Beauty doesn’t just go away! It’s an everlasting thing, right! If i’m not beautiful then...what am I?

“I’m not hot, eh! We’ve got no air conditioning back on the farm, so in the summer, we just had to sweat it out, yo!” Ezekiel commented.

“Did anyone ask, homeschool?” Leshawna grumbled.

“Someone’s grumpy. Why don’t you get ALEJANDRO to console you!” Harold yelled.

“I do not like Alejandro! And even if I did, we’re not dating!” Leshawna yelled.

Leshawna (CONF): Harold is still convinced that we’re together. Boy needs to wake up, and smell the roses. I’m over Alejandro. I mean...Harold. I’m over HAROLD. That’s what I said, right?

“And then, my mom said, he’s not an eggplant, he’s retarded!” Ezekiel said, grinning. Everyone stared at him. “What’s wrong?”

“Well, you see..” DJ began.

“You’re not funny, you’re annoying. Shut up.” Eva said.

“What! I’m hilarious, yo!” Ezekiel said.

“Yeah...um….no…” Bridgette said awkwardly.

“Whatever! Y’all are just a bunch of haters! I’m just me and I’m real! And I’m gonna win the prize, with or without friends.” Ezekiel said.

“You need friends to not get voted out, stupid.” Leshawna rolled her eyes.

Ezekiel (CONF): My team is just a bunch of losers, yo! I know I can beat all of them, easy!

“Alejandro, man, how’d you figure this out?” Trent asked.

“I took advanced physics, which helped me figure out how to get us all riding comfortably.” Alejandro grinned.

Trent (CONF): Alejandro...dude’s awesome. He knows everything AND is super strong. He’s like our teams secret weapon.

“Yeah, Al, this is great!” Owen grinned.

“It’s awesome, Al!” Geoff grinned.

Alejandro (CONF): My name is ALEJANDRO. Not Al, as these gente incompetente refer to me by. Hmm, the ones who call me Al may just be my first victims. *grins*

Geoff sighed. “What’s wrong, bro?” Tyler asked.

“I miss Bridgette.” Geoff said.

“Yes, because it’s not like you’re on the same plane or anything.” Noah said.

“Just...her blonde hair, gettin’ to make out, everything.” Geoff frowned.

“Didn’t you guys literally make out an hour ago, back at the pyramid?” Noah asked.

“Man, I hear ya. I miss Lindsay too, even though I don’t think she knows who I am.” Tyler scratched his head.

“Wasn’t Bridgette why you lost last time? I know Gwen was why I lost. Maybe it’s a good thing you aren’t on the same team.” Trent said, comfortingly.

“Yeah...you’re right! Thanks man!” Geoff smiled.

Geoff (CONF): Trent is right! I love Bridge, but I gotta keep my head in the game! No more first boot for this dude!

Chris looked out in the distance on the other side of the Nile. “Well, I think I see the first team. It looks like…” The team became more visible. “...Cody’s Angels? Didn’t see that one coming.”

Cody’s Angels looked shocked. “How did you get us here?” Courtney asked.

“Well, I was looking for a school supplies store, and then…” Sadie said.

“What’s the next part of the challenge?” Gwen asked.

“Y’all have to weave a boat out of reeds!” Chris said.

“Who even knows how to do that?” Heather rolled her eyes.

“I do!” Sierra grinned. “Learned it in an Arts-and-Crafts class!”

Heather (Cockpit CONF): So super fan IS useful for something! I might have to keep her around for a bit

“Someone’s a bit controlling.” Chef muttered.

“Ugh! You’re just lucky I don’t want to do confessionals in the toilet!” Heather yelled.

“Okay, so, everyone collect the reeds, and Sierra can weave them!” Sadie grinned.

“Um, I thought I was the leader!” Heather said.

“It’s obvious I should be the leader!” Courtney said.

“If we’re voting for leader, I vote for Sadie!” Katie grinned. Both squealed together.

“I vote for Heather, my new BFF!” Sierra cheered.

“I guess I do too?” Cody shrugged

“I want Sadie as leader! She’s the nicest.” Beth smiled. Both Heather and Courtney scoffed.

“Can I abstain?” Gwen asked.

Gwen (CONF): My choices are a terrible person, a stupid person, and Courtney. I can’t believe I did this but…

“I guess I vote for Courtney.” Gwen shrugged.

“Well, we’re tied. What NOW?” Heather asked.

“Get overtaken by Team Chris?” Chris suggested, as the all-male and Izzy team arrived.

“Nice one, ladies.” Duncan chuckled.

“Get bent!” Heather yelled.

“Hey! That’s my BOYFRIEND you’re talking to!” Courtney said to Heather, who scoffed.

“What’s the challenge?” Duncan asked.

“Weave a boat out of reeds.” Chris called from the other side of the river.

“Who knows how to do that?” Duncan rolled his eyes.

“Oh, I do!” Trent grinned. “I took an Arts-and-Crafts class.”

Duncan began to laugh hysterically. “Okay, dork-zilla.”

Trent (CONF): It was good for college credit!

Team Failure rode up on their camel to the other teams. “Team Failure, nice job living up to your name. You’ve got to weave a boat out of reeds.” Chris announced.

“Ooooh! Leshawna has done a weave or two, I GOT this.” Leshawna said, running over to the reeds.

“I am leader!” Heather yelled.

“No, I am!” Courtney replied.

“It should be me!” Sadie cried.

“Um...I’m done.” Sierra said, as the team turned around and saw a finished boat. “I call it the S.S Cody.” Sierra said, dreamily.

Sierra (CONF): I could get involved in the power struggle, but it’s a pretty bad move. I’m only supporting Heather because we’re aligned. People think I’m just some Cody obsessed girl, and I soooooo am, but there’s a brain in here. *points to head*

“Finished!” Trent announced, grinning.

“Good job, compadre! Let us go!” Alejandro said, as Team Chris ran to the boat.

“I’m done, let’s go!” Leshawna announced as Team Failure ran to their boat.

“Oh, did I forget? You have to bring your items onto the boat with you!” Chris announced.

“WHAT?” Team Failure and Team Chris said. Cody took the broken stick out of his pocket and Cody’s Angels snickered.

“Don’t worry, I speak goat! Baa, baa, black sheep!” Izzy said. Noah facepalmed.

“Get back on the boat!” Alejandro said, carrying the goat in his arms.

“Come on camel!” Ezekiel yelled.

“You have to be patient with it. Come on, little girl. I think I’ll call you Callie.” DJ smiled, petting the camel as it walked into their boat. Chris threw a megaphone at it.

“What was that for?” DJ asked, shocked.

“A rampaging camel will get ratings up.” Chris winked as Callie began to stomp around on Team Failure’s boat.

“Come on, let’s go!” Bridgette called as everyone ran back to the boat.

“And just for good measure…” Chris said.

♪♪

“REALLY?” Everyone minus Courtney said at once.

“This one’s a REPRISE. Since Zeke decided to ruin the first one.” Chris said, as everyone glared at the homeschooled boy.

Alejandro: Mm, mm. Crocodile amigos, what you swarming for?

Courtney: We don’t mean to hurt you!

Gwen: Please let us reach the shore!

Camel: *honks twice*

Lindsay: These crocs are getting kill-y!

Harold: Just bop on the nose! I learned it muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes!

Ezekiel: *Cody’s Angels and Team Chris’ boats pass Team Failure’s* No!

Geoff: It’s rowin time!

Everyone: Vanquishing, vanquishing!

Trent: Crocodile season!

DJ: It’s rowin time!

Everyone: Crocodiles, crocodiles!

Justin: *crocodiles bite off part of Team Failure’s boat* Tell me we’re not sinking!

Cody: Yeah, it’s rowin time!

Everyone: Sinkin in, sinkin in!

Beth: Crocodile season!

Eva: It’s rowin time!

Everyone: Rowin time, rowin’ tiiiiime.

Sierra: Til Team Cody…

Cody’s Angels: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins, yeah!

“Team Cody takes it!” Chris announced. Team Chris then raced up the dune to Chris. “Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Lame,” Noah snickered. “is in second! Meaning Team Failure is going to elimination.” Team Failure got onto land.

“Should I tell him about the broken stick?” Katie asked, holding a half of the stick up.

“Hold on, you broke the divining rod? Wow. Guess Team Chris takes the win, and Team Failure takes second place!” Chris grinned.

“WHAT?” Heather shrieked. “That wasn’t even in the rules!”

“It’s kind of implied. Did they break their camel, or goat?” Chris asked.

“That’s unfair! You can’t even break a camel!” Heather said.

“Whatever. All I know is Cody’s Angels are going to elimination. Where one of you, is gone.” Chris grinned.

“So, you’re breaking up with me?” Bridgette asked.

“No, just saying we should keep our distance, so we can both stay in the game1’ Geoff said, holding Bridgette’s hand.

“‘Keep our distance’? What’s that supposed to mean!” Bridgette said.

“Uh…” Geoff muttered.

“Ugh!” Bridgette stormed off.

Geoff (CONF): That didn’t exactly go how I wanted it to…

“Alright, tonight, vote for either Katie or Sadie.” Heather ordered Cody and Sierra.

“Why?” Cody asked.

“Because they broke our only chance of winning!” Heather threw her arms in the air.

“I think Cody should decide!” Sierra grinned.

“Yeah! I’m the man on this team! I need to start getting some respect!” Cody said, flexing. “And maybe we’ll just vote for you!” Cody and Sierra walked away.

Cody’s Angels sat in elimination. “Welcome to the Barf Bag ceremony, losers! Inside, stamp the passport of the person you want eliminated. The person with the most votes takes the Drop of Shame.” Chris grinned.

Heather (CONF): There’s only room for one leader around here. *stamps Sadie’s passport*

Gwen (CONF): At least Sadie led us to the nile. *stamps Katie’s passport*

Katie: (CONF) Meanie! *stamps Heather’s passport*

“The votes are in.” Chris said. “And barf bags go to Gwen, Cody, Sierra, and Beth.” Chris threw barf bags to the four.

“Surprisingly Courtney.” Chris said.

“What do you mean surprisingly?” Courtney said, catching her barf bag.

“Our bottom three everyone!” Chris chuckled. “Katie, Sadie, you messed up the challenge. Heather, you’re just unpleasant. Sadie’s safe, and so is…

...Heather! Katie, you’re out” Chris said. Katie frowned.

“Out early again? This is so unfair!” Katie sobbed.

“OMG, no, Katie!” Sadie cried, hugging the thin girl.

“It’ll be okay. Win this for us. We’ll always be BFFFL’s!” Katie said, holding Sadie’s shoulders.

“I’ll miss you!” Sadie cried.

“I’ll miss you more!” Katie cried back.

“Okay, okay, we get it, you’re friends, go.” Chris said, handing Katie a parachute and opening the door.

“Bye!” Katie said, as she jumped out of the plane.

“And that’s one down, twenty three to go! Who will go home next? Find out, next time, on Total….Drama...Woooooorld Tour!” Chris signed off.

Chapter Three- Super Happy Crazy Fun Time In Japan

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, our 3 teams continued their visit to the lovely land of Egypt! We had a not-so-amazing race through the desert, and had a croc of a trip across the Nile. Team Cody’s arguing, and Katie and Sadie’s stupidity lost them the challenge. In the end Team Cody ended up booting Katie, leaving Sadie without a BFF. Will Sadie jump out of the plane on her own? Will Team Cody end up throwing Heather out of the plane? And who won’t be over the moon in the land of the rising sun? Find out, right here, right now, on Total...Drama...World...Tour!”

Cody’s Angels and Team Failure sat in economy class, upset. Water leaked onto Gwen’s head.

“Ugh! Can we win the next challenge? This sucks!” Gwen complained.

“It’s not like we DECIDED to lose, Gwen.” Heather rolled her eyes.

“Attention passengers! We’ll be landing in our next location, in about 25 minutes. In flight breakfast will be served...to those in first class. For y’all in economy class, there are some rats back there.” Chris chuckled and turned off the PA.

“No food? We’re hungry!” Leshawna yelled.

“At least we’re landing soon. Where are we?” Gwen asked.

“Given the about 13 hour flight time, I’d say it’s likely our next location is a northeast asian country.” Harold informed.

“It was rhetorical.” Gwen answered.

“Well, excuuuuuuse me! GOSH!” Harold scoffed.

Harold (CONF): I’m underappreciated on this show. My mad skills could be used so much more then they are. I mean, who else here can speak Zulu? Not Alejandro, that’s for sure! What does Leshawna see in that guy?

Later, 22 of the 23 contestants stood in the common area, with Chris in front of them. Where’s Izabelle?” Lindsay asked.

“She kept annoying us in first class last night, and then this morning she was gone.” Duncan said.

“Huh, weird. Anyway, contestants--” Chris began.

“Abadlali, in Zulu.” Harold interjected.

“Okay, today we’ll be visiting the breathtaking land--”

“Izwe, in Zulu.” Harold interrupted.

“Isn’t Zulu that place where you can watch TV shows? I love that site!” Lindsay grinned.

“No, that’s Hu-” Leshawna tried to correct, until she was knocked down by Izzy, who ran barreling in.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Izzy screamed. She then opened the plane door and jumped out of it, also causing the remaining contestants and Chris to get sucked out of it.

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?” Chris asked.

“I had to get away from the fire in the cargo hold! “ Izzy yelled.

“Why was there a fire in the cargo hold?” Chris asked.

“Don’t question it!” Izzy screamed. The plane flew down, and Chef grabbed Chris through the door.

“Alright, now that I’m safe. Let’s make this a bit more interesting!” Chris grinned

♪♪

The contestants all groaned.

“I hate you so much.” Noah said.

“I know.” Chris smiled.

Courtney: We’re singing as we’re falling!

Heather: While some are cannonballing!

Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes.

Owen and Noah: We might just go kablooey!

Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy.

All: But there’s still so much to do before we diiie!

Leshawna: Millionairess!

Cody: Billards champion!

DJ: Make it home to see my momma!

Sierra: Marry Cody!

Bridgette: Catch a barrel!!

Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!

Courtney: Corporate lawyer!

Gwen: Prom destroyer!

Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!

Alejandro: Lion tamer!

Owen: New food namer!

Tyler: Repairment for the paralell bars!

Noah: But first we must cease dropping.

Eva: Our goal here would be stopping.

Izzy: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!

Beth: Crushed into little pieces!

Sadie: Heads merged with our feetses!

Justin: That would really suck and here’s why!

Geoff: We’d like to keep on living!

Trent: So Chris, I hope you’re giving…

Sierra: Some wings!

Courtney: A jetpack!

Gwen: A rift in time!

Heather: Parachute?!

Noah: Waterbed!

Tyler: A trampoline!

Izzy: Springy shoes!

Alejandro: Rocket boots!

Lindsay: Flying squirrel!

Leshawna: Bubble bath!

Lindsay: I change to bubbles, too!

DJ: Momma!

Owen: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!

All: Cause there’s still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There’s still so much to do, there’s still so much to do, there’s still so much to do before we die, yeah!

The contestants all shrieked as they got closer and closer to the ground. Suddenly, a giant bowl of pudding came out of nowhere and the contestants landed in it.

“Um...why?” Bridgette said, lifting her arm as pudding dripped off of it.

“We’re in Japan! Randomness is the specialty!” Chris grinned.

“That’s deeply racist.” Heather muttered.

“Now wipe off that pudding and meet me in the game show arena in 10!” Chris walked off.

Later, the 23 contestants stood at the game show arena. “Welcome to your first challenge today, Super Human Pinball Smash! Sounds fun, right?” Chris asked.

“Sounds DANGEROUS.” Courtney said.

“Um, of course it’s going to be dangerous, do you even know Chris? Don’t be a noob.” Sierra snorted. Courtney awkwardly stared.

“In this challenge, one member from each team will have to be forced in a pinball with a dangerous animal. The goal is to stay in the pinball game without falling out for the longest. Winner gets an advantage in part 2, second gets a slightly smaller advantage, third gets jack. Now- pick your contestant!” Chris grinned.

“Courtney will do it!” Heather smiled and pushed Courtney in front of the whole team.

“What? Well, as the LEADER, I guess I have to take one for the te-” Courtney began.

“Since when are you the leader?” Sadie asked.

“Um, since FOREVER.” Courtney said, and glared at Sadie.

Courtney (CONF): The fact that people are doubting that I should be leader is ridiculous! I mean, would they really rather Heather? Or Sadie? I’m obviously the best candidate here.

“Ooh! Ooh! Can I go?” Lindsay asked. “I love pinball, I always get strikes!”

“Lindsay, that’s...bowling.” Eva said.

“No, I’m pretty sure it’s pinball.” Lindsay said.

Justin (CONF): How that girl made it to 16 is one of the great mysteries of our time.

As the two bickered, Geoff walked over to Bridgette. “Hey, Bridge.” Geoff smiled.

Bridgette scoffed. “I thought you weren’t talking to me!”

“Come on babe, I just don’t want us to get eliminated for being too close like last time! I still like you, I just need you to leave me alone and not associate with me.” Geoff smiled.

“Ugh!” Bridgette said, and turned her back on him.

“Bridgette!” Geoff cried.

“Hey! I’m hosting a challenge over here! If you would stop talking for two seconds.” Chris fake coughed. “Geoff and Bridgette.”

“They were just discussing how Geoff’s going to perform in this challenge, because he’s Team Chris’s volunteer!” Alejandro smiled, and pushed Geoff in front of the team.

Alejandro (CONF): If Geoff wins, the team gets an advantage. If Geoff loses, we know who we’re getting rid of tonight. It’s genius, really.

“Alright, it’s time to release the beasts!” Chris yelled dramatically. Everyone stood awkwardly.

“I SAID, it’s time to release the beasts!” Chris said, sounding more annoyed.

“Oh!” Chef ran into the plane and came out with a cage that he quickly unlocked.

“Alright, welcome...the panda bears!” Chris announced, as the pandas walked out of the cage.

“You do know pandas live in CHINA, right?” Heather asked.

“China, Japan, tomato, tomahto!” Chris said.

“You know they’re two completely different countries, right?” Noah asked.

“WhatEVER. You people are so specific about everything.” Chris rolled his eyes.”Anyway, each runner gets a panda.” Chris threw the pandas to Courtney, Lindsay, and Geoff.

“Aww, so cute!” DJ squealed, and grabbed a panda, who he cuddled with.

“Um, you’re not doing the challenge, Lindsay is.” Chris said, taking the panda out of DJ’s hands and throwing at Lindsay.

“Ow!” Lindsay cried.

“But...panda….” DJ pouted.

“Alright, can we start the challenge already?” Courtney asked.

“Fine, pushy.” Chris rolled his eyes. “Enter the pinballs!”

Courtney, Lindsay, and Geoff walked into the orbs. “Oh my god, I don’t think I can do this! I totally forgot I was homophobic!” Lindsay gasped.

“You mean...claustrophobic?” Leshawana asked.

“Oh, yeah that!” Lindsay said.

“I’ll do it!” DJ grinned.

DJ (CONF): Chris can’t stop me from loving animals. Me and that little panda were destined to be together!

DJ ran into the pinball. “I’m ready!”

“Did I ever approve you doing the challenge? No! Request DENIED. Um...Leshawna, you go.” Chris said.

“Me? Why?” Leshawna asked.

“Uh, because I said so?” Chris glared.

“But...panda…” DJ pouted again.

Chris (CONF): I just didn’t want DJ to get to ride with the panda because it would make him happy. And happy people do not make good TV.

“Ready? Go!” Chris banged a gong.

“OUT OF MY WAY!” Courtney shrieked, pushing Leshawna and Geoff out of the way.

“COURTNEY, BE CAREFUL! YOU MIGHT HURT A PANDA!” DJ screamed.

“Do I look like I care!” Courtney yelled back.

DJ (CONF): How can she not care about the well-being of something so cuddly! It’s evil!

“Go LESHAWNA.” Bridgette cheered, glaring at Geoff.

“Why isn’t she cheering for me….” Geoff muttered. “I mean, THANK GOD BRIDGETTE ISN’T SUPPORTING ME BECAUSE SHE’S ANNOYING AND SMELLS LIKE FISH!”

Bridgette gasped.

Bridgette (CONF): Okay, SO not cool.

“This panda is getting under my feet!” Leshawna yelled.

“Hold it like it’s a baby!” DJ advised.

“Dude, why do you know so much about pandas?” Justin questioned.

Geoff’s ball was about to hit a bumper, and get points. “Alright!” he cheered.

“Not on my watch!” Courtney yelled and shoved Geoff out of the way, getting the points for herself.

“Time’s up!” Chris yelled, and all three balls ejected.

“Courtney, your incredibly agressive personality was finally good for something! You win it for Cody. Leshawna gets second place for Failure, and Chris loses it thanks to Geoff.” Chris said.

“YES!” Courtney cheered.

“Aww….” Geoff frowned.

“It’s okay, dude. You tried your best.” Trent patted Geoff on the back.

“Um, where are MY congratulations? I actually won!” Courtney cried.

“Courtney, we win and lose as a team. Don’t be so selfish.” Heather smiled as Courtney growled.

Courtney (CONF): HEATHER lecturing me about selfish? What a joke! If we lose today, there’s one person going home, and it ain’t me!

“Alright teams, ready for part 2 of today’s challenge?” Chris asked.

“Not particularly.” Noah replied.

“Remember when you were an irrelevant third boot? I miss those days. Anyway, if there’s one popular thing in Japan besides video games and rice--” Chris began.

“Okay, even I thought that one was messed up.” Eva said.

“As I was SAYING, third in popularity here is weird commercials! They are all over the place in this country, and it will be your job for your next challenge to CREATE one!” Chris announced.

“How exactly do you make a commercial with nothing to advertise?” Gwen asked.

“Um, of COURSE you have something to advertise. Duh. It’s Chef’s new food, Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails!” Chris announced.

“Sounds delicious!” Alejandro smiled.

Alejandro (CONF): (takes a bite) Delicious….*vomits*

“Who wants to eat candy fish tails?” Trent asked.

“Who wants to eat anything made by Chris?” Noah retorted.

“Me!” Owen cheered and ate a whole bag.

“See! OWEN likes them!” Chris scoffed.

“I’m not sure that’s the most glowing endorsement of a product.” Gwen muttered.

“ANYWAY, Team Cody gets first crack at the prop room, so….have fun with that.” Chris said. “Go, or whatever.” Gwen picked up two hockey masks. “Awesome. We should do a horror themed commercial!” Gwen suggested.

“Of course, YOU want to. Weird goth girl.” Heather scoffed.

“What’s YOUR idea then, Heather!” Gwen glared.

“True genius takes TIME! You can’t RUSH IT, Gwen.” Heather said, and sat down.

“Um, we have to be dazzling and epic, just like Tokyo! Sparkling lights, vibrant colors!” Courtney picked up two firecrackers.

“OMG, I totally agree! You should let me direct. Graphic design is my passion!” Sierra squealed.

“I thought Cody was your passion?” Beth asked.

“He’s not my passion.” Sierra said. Cody fistpumped.

Sierra leaned in close to his ear. “He’s my LOVE.”

Cody (CONF): Having a girl obsessed with you looks a lot more fun than it is.

Team Failure walked into the prop room.

“ALRIGHT! I know everything about Japan! I can WIN this for us!” Harold cheered.

“Um, as a model, I’m pretty sure I have more commercial experience than you, Harold.” Justin said.

“That’s true. Justin should direct.” Bridgette said.

“Yay Justin!” Lindsay cheered and clapped.

Harold (CONF): Why do the HOT GUYS always get the positions of power!

Team Chris walked into the prop room.

“Well, this is an interesting selection.” Alejandro said.

“Interesting, meaning sucky?” Noah said.

“Ooh, I have an idea! You guys should like, give me like, all of the bags of fish tails, and then I eat them all, and then I’ll be like, it’s so good!” Owen grinned.

“I’m gonna veto that idea for many different reasons.” Duncan said.

“Japan is really big on like, godzilla stuff. What if we did a monster movie thing?” Trent suggested.

“Excellent idea, my friend!” Alejandro grinned.

“And Big O can be the monster!” Izzy jumped on his back.

“Okay, what if instead of people, the monster ate all the bags of candy fish tails because the monster is really hungry.” Owen chuckled. The rest of his team glared at him.

Team Cody sat in the recording studio.

“Alright! Everyone grab a firecracker!” Courtney said.

“I don’t get this commercial! Why is it just explosions. I would so not shop here after seeing this.” Sadie shook her head.

“Maybe because it ISN’T FOR A SHOPPING MALL, Sadie.” Courtney rolled her eyes.

Sadie(CONF): I used to feel bad that I hit Courtney in the head with an apple. Now, I want to do it again!

Courtney (CONF): Last time when Katie left, Sadie kept quiet. I miss THAT Sadie, because this one is annoying!

“Where is the bag of fish tails?” Courtney asked.

“I’ve got it!” Beth said, and ran over to Courtney but tripped and spilled them all “....oops.”

“UGH!” Courtney cried.

Courtney (CONF): I thought, hey maybe I’ll get a COMPETENT team this time. Nope!

Beth (CONF): Courtney getting mad is scary, but it’s also kinda funny. Her face gets all red and puffs up…I hope I don’t get voted off for saying that.

“We’re filming in five! Get ready!” Courtney yelled.

“Okay, who died and made HER queen?” Heather said to Cody and Sierra.

“I know right? Like, I would obviously be a better director. My website gets 10,000 hits daily!” Sierra said.

“I say, we form an alliance and take her down.” Heather smiled.

“OMG, I am sooooooo in!” Sierra grinned.

“Great. Let’s do it.” Heather smiled.

Cody (CONF): Making a deal with Heather and Sierra is kind of like making a deal with the devil. And a deal with the purple haired total drama obsessed psycho who won’t leave you alone.

Team Failure was in their recording process. Justin sat on a lawn chair in his boxers with Leshawna, Bridgette, Lindsay, and DJ all in their underwear fanning him.

“Why is this our video! Where’s the culture? The respect? Japan isn’t about shirtless guys in their underwear!” Harold cried

“Hey, look. Hotness is universal. Which means I’m hot worldwide.” Justin said.

“I mean, you’re only like a 7/10.” Leshawna said.

“On a good day.” Lindsay added.

Justin (CONF): Seven out of 10. Seven out of 10? I’m a male model! I’m a ten out of ten.Hell, I’m an eleven out of 10! You have to invent a whole new ranking scale for me, that’s how hot I am!

“And why am I not in the commercial?” Eva asked.

“Yeah, dawg! Or me?” Ezekiel asked.

“Well, I suppose there’s a market for bodybuilding girls...Eva, come join us. Hard pass on Ezekiel and Harold, though.” Justin said.

Harold (CONF): First Alejandro, now Justin...why can’t I ever beat the hot guys for something! GOSH!

Owen sat in his monster costume while Team Chris edited.

“Is it done? Do we have to film another take? Please say no!” Owen pleaded.

“I think we’re good.” Trent said. The team sans Geoff cheered and Owen began throwing off parts of the monster costume.

Alejandro took Geoff aside. “I’ve noticed you seem quite upset over Bridgette.”

“Yeah, dude….I really like her, but it’s a game, and I can’t let her distract me.” Geoff sighed.

“That seems logical to me. Just tell her that and you’ll be fine.” Alejandro smiled and patted Geoff on the back.

Alejandro (CONF): Cause a rift between Geoff and Bridgette...check. It’s almost too easy.

Duncan brought out a bag of fish tails and a bottle of soda. “For making it through the day, buddy. This one’s for you.” The rest of the team walked away as Owen licked his lips.

“Mmm....” he said.

Later, all three teams stood in front of a large TV screen. “It’s time to judge the commercials! Team Cody, you’re first.”

Courtney put the video in. Heather appeared on screen talking to Gwen. “Have you ever had a Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tail?” she said, woodenly. “Try one!” she handed Gwen one. Gwen took a bite.

“It’s an EXPLOSION in my mouth!” Gwen yelled, as Courtney, Cody, Sierra, Beth, and Sadie appeared on screen with firecrackers, dancing.

“O….kay. That was...a commercial.” Chris said. “Team Failure?”

“I apologize. I had no input, and thus are commercial has not really honored Ja-” Harold began.

“Just put in the video!” Leshawna yelled.

“Fine!” Harold shoved the video in and Justin appeared in his underwear with DJ, Leshawna, Eva, Lindsay, and Bridgette fanning.

“I’m hot.” Justin said. “You know what else is hot? The hottest new snacks on the market, Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails.” Justin ate one seductively. “Get em before it’s too late.”

“Wow, nice abs dude.” Chris said.

“Tha--” Justin began.

“DJ, you must really be working out huh?” Geoff asked.

“Looking good, my man!” Duncan said.

Justin (CONF): *screams*

“Alright, let’s see how Team Chris did.” Chris said.

Owen appeared on screen.

“Where’s the monster costume?” Alejandro asked. He drank a whole bottle of soda, and then began to burp. “A-B-C-D-E-F-G…”

“Dios mio!” Alejandro cried.

“H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P”

“Owen! You idiot!” Duncan yelled.

“Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z”

“I didn’t know it would record over it!” Owen said. “I thought it would be funny!”

“Well, this choice is obvious. Team Failure scores first class seats for their hot commercial, Team Cody’s gets them second, and Team Chris is heading to elimination. Where one of you is going to say bye bye. I can’t wait.” Chris grinned.

Geoff walked up to Bridgette. “Babe. I know I’ve been acting weird, but over the past few days this feeling has been building up. I know I need to say something to you.” Geoff said.

“Aw, Geoff! I for-” Bridgette began.

“If we want to make it far, you need to stop being so clingy! The guys on my team are getting suspicious. I’m just saying!” Geoff said.

“Ugh!” Bridgette stomped out.

Bridgette stomped past Alejandro. “What’s wrong?” he asked.

“Geoff. It’s like he doesn’t even want to be my boyfriend!” Bridgette said, sitting down next to Alejandro.

“Ah, I see. I hope you know that you can come to me whenever, through this tough time in your relationship.” Alejandro said.

“Thanks.” Bridgette smiled.

Alejandro (CONF): Like I said, too easy.

“Dude, Owen’s got to GO. Plain and simple.” Duncan said to Geoff, Trent, Alejandro and Tyler.

“Since when are we friends?” Trent asked.

“We’re not, but I need your vote.” Duncan said.

“Fair enough.” Trent said.

“I agree. Owen is simply…dead weight on the tribe. And dead weight must be eliminated at the first opportunity.” Alejandro smiled.

“Alright, the team is completely against you, for good reason.” Noah said. “Our only chance is to try and get everyone to vote Geoff.”

“Geoff HAS been acting weird…” Owen said.

“We should blow up Alejandro!” Izzy grinned.

“Ignoring the crazy…she has a point. Alejandro is dangerous. And everyone likes him less than Geoff...” Noah smiled evilly.

“Team Chris, your loss today was most certainly one person’s fault. It’s time to vote!” Chris announced.

Noah (CONF): I hope this works. *stamps someone’s passport*

Alejandro (CONF): Goodbye. *stamps Owen’s passport*

“Barfbags tonight go to Izzy, Noah, Duncan, Tyler, and Trent.” Chris threw barfbags to all five.

“Geoff, you’re safe.” Chris threw a barfbag to him.

“Alright!” Geoff cheered.

“Alejandro, Owen. One of you is going home. And the person taking the drop of shame is……..

...Owen, to the surprise of no one!” Chris threw Alejandro his barfbag.

“Awww….” Owen frowned.

“Big O, I’ll miss you” Izzy jumped on his back.

“Sorry, bro.” Trent said.

“It’s okay. Bye guys!” Owen attempted to jump out of the plane, but didn’t fit. He then went sideways, and squeezed through to drop.

“Welp, another one down, 21 more to go. Who will be gone next? Find out next time, on Total...Drama...World Tour!” Chris signed off

Chapter Four- Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, our 3 teams visited asian sensation, Japan! While everyone wanted to give Harold and his obnoxious knowledge a karate chop, Geoff and Bridgette’s relationship was what really ended up being karate chopped! Ouch! DJ tried to liberate pandas, Justin tried desperately to still be thought of as attractive, and Owen didn’t even have to try to annoy his whole team and get himself the boot! See ya, big O! 22 are left. And today, the interactions are gonna get ICY. Who will race to first place? Find out, right here, right now on Total...Drama...World Tour!”

Team Chris and Team Cody sat in economy class.

“I feel that with Owen gone, this is truly a team of champions.” Alejandro smiled. “No weak links left.”

“Definitely! As a team of dudes--” Tyler began, Izzy was gnawing at his seat. “...and Izzy, we’re not gonna lose to a bunch of chicks! Or Ezekiel’s team!”

“Exactly! I just think that if we are confident and do not betray each other, we could go far in this game. Don’t you agree, Noah?” Alejandro asked.

Noah (CONF): Snakejandro knows I voted for him last episode. The guy’s impressive, sure, but I don’t trust him at all. He’s slimy.

Trent was staring at Team Cody, him and Gwen locked eyes for a split second, and both immediately turned away.

Trent (CONF): Gwen being here is….weird, you know. I still care about her a lot, but I don’t think either of us wants to talk to each other. There was a lot of drama and….she hurt me, she really did. It just sucks.

Team Failure sat in first class, getting facials. Harold sighed. “I wish I could enjoy this…” he said.

“And why can’t you, exactly?” Justin asked.

“Because we didn’t earn it! We blatantly misrepresented Japan, and only got through because Chris likes hot girls and DJ!” Harold yelled.

“Are you insinuating that I was not part of that commercial’s success? I am obviously the hottest one here!” Justin retorted.

“Not really. Your chin is way too big, for one.” Harold said.

Justin (CONF): *crying* And now I’ll need another injection of botox because the tears will bring out my wrinkles! *crying*

The loudspeaker turned on. “We will be landing in the Yukon shortly, but we’re experiencing a biiiiiiiiit of turbulence. Nothing to freak out about, don’t worry.” Chris said as the plane violently shook.

“Oh, my grandma always said the best solution to turbulence was to jump and up and down so it would cancel out the turbulence!” Izzy began bounding from the walls, causing the plane to become much less steady.

Izzy (CONF) My grandma was so smart! I remember my mom saying she was like, delightful. Or maybe she said demented?

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Courtney screamed as Izzy jumped on her face.

Izzy: We visited her in a hospital a few times- maybe she has dementia…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Alejandro and Geoff shrieked, as Izzy had created a hole in the plane and they were the ones plugging it with their bodies.

Izzy: She was really good at gardening, so maybe my mom was calling her Demeter! I don’t know. I think I was dissecting my pet guinea pig that day and not paying much attention.

“BIT OF AN ICY LANDING HERE, FOLKS!” Chris yelled over the loudspeaker as the plane spun out of control, leading the contestants in loser class to spin around and around. It finally skid to a stop.

“I think that was fun, don’t you guys?” Chris said over the loudspeaker. “Alright, time for your next challenge!”

The 22 remaining contestants stood out in the cold, icy terrain the plane had landed in. “It’s f-f-reezing!” Bridgette complained.

“Don’t worry, muchacha. I can keep you warm.” Alejandro winked.

“H-h-hey I can keep you warm too, eh! I have l-l-like, a hoodie and stuff!” Ezekiel shouted.

Ezekiel (Cockpit CONF): I’ve always had a crush on Bridgette. She’s just...beautiful, ya know? And with us being on the same team and all, it’s time for me to make my move!

Chef laughed uncontrollably. “Oh, were you serious?” he questioned as Ezekiel looked down in shame.

Geoff seethed at Bridgette and Alejandro. “Hey Courtney, are you cold. I can warm you up!” He said and grabbed her in a bear hug.

“You smell like a 2.5 GPA! AND I have a boyfriend! Let go of me!” Courtney cried, escaping the hug.

Geoff (CONF); I just can’t win, man!

“Oh my gosh, I LOVE the cold!” Sadie squealed. “I remember the time me and Katie’s moms wouldn’t let us have a sleepover, so we slept over outside in the middle of winter for like, a week! It was soooo fun. I only remember the first day though, after that we had to go get hippothermia shots! Whatever those are.” she giggled.

“O...kay.” Chris slightly inched away. “Anyway, welcome to the Yukon!”

“Isn’t this a world tour? The Yukon’s still in Canada.” Gwen rolled her eyes.

“Canada is a part of the WORLD, Gwen.” Heather scoffed. “SO culturally insensitive.” Gwen glared at her.

“Well, today’s challenge is called Total Drama Ice Age!” Chris announced. “For the first part of today’s challenge, you’ll have to hop from icy platform to icy platform across the watery straight, all the way to the sleds!” Chef wheeled out 3 sleds.

“Wow, that sled looks fake but it’s real!” Beth admired.

“I made it. Next, one of your team members will have to be the dog to your sled and have to pull it all the way to the finish line! The first two teams to get to the finish line with ALL of their team members win immunity. As for the last team, you’ve got a date with me at elimination tonight...and one of you is going for a fly!” Chris explained. The contestants looked at each other nervously.

“Alright, ready….go!” Chris announced.

“Alright, Team Cody. We need ALL members at the finish line, so the smartest plan is to stick together and--” Courtney was interrupted by her other 6 team members running past her right onto the course.

Courtney (Cockpit CONF): UGH! I try and give these slackers good advice and they all ignore me! Don’t they know I’m the ONLY person here--

“With CIT experience. Even I know that now. You really need to get a new thing, girl.” Chef grumbled.

“A beautiful woman such as yourself shouldn’t have to jump through ice. Here, let me.” Alejandro picked up Bridgette and began jumping across the icy platforms with her.

“Oh, that’s so..polite.” Bridgette blushed.

Bridgette (CONF): What? It was a strictly platonic jump across the ice! There’s absolutely nothing to feel guilty about! ...don’t give me that look, you’re a camera!

“Hey, Bridgette! Wait up, eh!” Ezekiel called out.

Ezekiel (CONF): Bridgette’s all into Alejandro cause he’s manly, but I’m manly too, eh! How many rats has Alejandro eaten?

Izzy flipped from ice platform to ice platform. “This is fun!” she called.

Izzy (CONF): All of the other challenges are boring stuff like “make a commercial”’ and “trek across the long grueling egyptian desert with a goat”, but jumping across things, barreling down anyone in my way? THAT’S why I play Total Drama!

Izzy continued bounding platforms, while Ezekiel called out to Bridgette. “BRIDGETTE! WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER AS TEAM FAILURE, EH!”

“Yeah, we will! Just...give me a second.” Bridgette assured as she looked in Alejandro’s eyes and smiled.

“OKAY! I’l just...wait.” Ezekiel said sadly, as Izzy bounded into his black, sending him flying all the way to the sleds.

“You’re welcome!” she called.

“Looks like Zeke will be the sled dog for his team!” Chris grinned.

“Oh...great.” he grimaced.

“EXTREME!” Tyler yelled as he began jumping from platform to platform. “This is my chall--OH NO!” He screamed as he slipped and crashed into Lindsay.

“Ouch!” Lindsay exclaimed, and then began to look at the face that just knocked her down. “Hey, you look familiar…” she said.

“Yeah! It’s me, Tyler!” Tyler grinned looking towards Lindsay hopefully.

“Oh yeah, you’re one of my tennis coaches right? So weird seeing you here! Bye!” Lindsay said, jumping to the next platform.

Tyler (CONF): I think the game is going pretty good for me! I mean, the girl I love doesn’t know who I am and I’ve sustained multiple threatening injuries, but...other than that it’s been good!

Tyler fell onto the sled “Ugh…” he groaned.

“Looks like Tyler gets to be the Team Chris dog.” Chris snickered. “Poetic, in a way.”

Izzy jumped on the sled. “Shotgun!” she said. “Let’s go Tyler! We’re gonna leave the other teams in our dust!”

“Shouldn’t we wait for everyone els--” Tyler began.

“Ooh, what do these things do?” Izzy questioned, grabbing the reins, and then striking Tyler with them. “Haha, this is fun! Let’s go!” she ordered, as Tyler began running.

Cody slid on the ice. “Sierra, a little help here?” he called, trying not flop into the water.

“I’M COMING, CODYKINS!” Sierra screeched while bounding an inhuman length to catch him. “You shouldn’t be dealing with these platforms. Here you go!” she said, as she picked him up and threw him to the sled.

“Th-thanks…” Cody muttered.

Cody (CONF): At least my stalker helps me in challenges!

“Cody, you get to be the dog of your team!” Chris announced.

“What? Me? But...I’m weak! I can’t pull a whole team!” Cody cried.

“Dude, you’re on a team full of girls. If you can’t pull all of them, that’s on you.” Chris shrugged.

Alejandro, carrying Bridgette jumps to the end platform. “Alright, I really should go.” Bridgette said, getting out of his arms.

“Why? Just come with Team Chris. This could be the start of a great alliance between two teams.” Alejandro smiled.

“Well..I guess that’s true…” Bridgette hesitated

Bridgette (Cockpit CONF): Okay, maybe it was a moment of weakness...or maybe it was a great strategic move!

“It was a moment of weakness.” Chef commented. Bridgette sighed.

Alejandro (CONF): I thought it would be harder to break up Bridgette and Geoff, but it doesn’t seem so whatsoever. They were the couple that posed the biggest threat to me- both are nice and likable, and would waltz to the end without any divine intervention. Thankfully, I’m here. *winks* The only thing I’m scared about is Geoff. He’s hard to read- his mind is an enigma.

Geoff sat in the sled with Trent. “All I’m saying is, beer pong should TOTALLY be an olympic sport!”

“Bridgette, you ready to go, yo?” Ezekiel asked.

“Actually, I’m gonna go with Alejandro. I’ll meet up with you guys later.” Bridgette smiled, and walked off with Alejandro.

“But---I---what?” Ezekiel questioned.

Ezekiel (CONF): She’s abandoning her team now? What the foshizzle?

“Ha, is this the best you’ve got Chris?” Duncan asked, jumping from platform to platform with little effort. “I’ve had detentions harder than this!”

‘Fire in the hole!” Chris yelled as he loaded a gigantic chunk of ice into a cannon and shot it at Duncan, smashing him in the back.

“And this piece of ice reminds me of the time me and Katie drank that drink….and THIS piece of ice reminds me of--” Sadie began, but Duncan flew straight into her, sending them both to the end.

“Duncan, your team is already gone.” Chris said. “As for Sadie, you and Cody may now depart”

“Thanks for the help.” he grumbled and began running to find them.

“OMG this is going to be so fun!” Sadie squealed. “We can talk about boys, and shopping, and--” Sadie continued.

Cody (CONF): This is gonna be a loooooong trip.

Eva ran across the ice, stonefaced. “She’s not even jumping!” Sierra cried, as she reached the ending platform. “OMG, I HAVE to go find Codykins!” she giggled.

Eva reached the ending platform as well. “HURRY UP!” she screamed at DJ, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay, and Justin, all of whom were clutching to one wayward piece of ice and hoping for the best. She looked at Ezekiel. “Move it or lose it, homeschool! There is a CHALLENGE happening currently, you know!”

Eva (CONF): I’m not trying to say my team sucks...but...okay, yes I am trying to say my team sucks.

Gwen faceplanted on the ending platform. “Ugh!” she cried.

Gwen (CONF): Remember back when the challenges were “put on a talent show”, “stay awake”, not “risk getting pnuemonia for a million dollars”?

She began stomping off to find her team while Lindsay landed on the ending platform. “Where’d my team go?” she questioned. “Oh well, Ii guess I’ll go to them!” Lindsay grinned, while walking in the complete opposite direction than everyone else went.

On the Team Chris sled, many things were happening at once. “I spy with my little eye…..something red!” Izzy called

“There’s nothing red here?” Duncan said before Izzy punched him in the face.

“I spied pain!” Izzy grinned.

“HOW IS THAT RED?” Duncan cried from the floor of the sled.

“Your arms are so...strong.” Bridgette blushed.

“Great for carrying a lovely lady...such as yourself.” Alejandro purred.

“Hey, loser jock, let’s get a move on.” Duncan said, whipping Tyler.

Tyler (CONF): You know what? I’ve had to deal with seeing Alejandro and Bridgette flirt their butts off, and it makes me so angry! The thought of Lindsay going with someone else makes my blood boil! Although that might be the head wound…

Tyler stopped the sled and turned around. “What are you DOING?” Duncan questioned.

“I’M FINDING LINDSAY!” Tyler heroically stated and began running in the opposite direction.

The Team Cody sled was somehow even less fun. “And so then she was like OMG, and I was like OMG!” Sadie babbled.

“Cody, can we--” Gwen began.

“SHHHHHHHHHH!” Sierra shushed right into Gwen’s face. “He’s concentrating.

Gwen (CONF): You know, I thought without Heather and Courtney my team would be tolerable...nope! Still awful!

Sierra (CONF): I totally see Gwen’s game. She’s ALWAYS talking to Cody- that hussy wants my man! But my Codykins is ALL mine! She can go back to TRENT if she wants. *sticks out tounge*

Leshawna walked to the Team Failure sled and fell down “Ooh lord, I am TIRED” she groaned.

“Where is the rest of our team?” Eva questioned angrily.

“DJ found a seal and is tending to it, Harold and Justin are arguing Bridgette’s still chatting up Alejandro, and I have no clue where Lindsay is.” Leshawna sighed.

Eva grabbed a piece of the ice and bit into it. Ezekiel and Leshawna stared at her. “It’s stress relief.” Eva growled.

Alejandro and Bridgette jumped off the Team Chris sled. “We wish you luck in your quest to find Lindsay, but we have some...business to attend to.” Alejandro said, stepping off with Bridgette.

“Why did we get off?” Bridgette asked

“Because, I wanted to talk to you.” Alejandro cooed, while leaning his hand on a pole “You are such a beautiful woman, and your beauty is not being appreciated over there.”

“I, well, um, ya know, the thing is--” Bridgette stammered. Alejandro went in for a kiss and Bridgette did too, until Team Chris jetted back.

“ALEJANDRO, WE GOTTA GO, MAN!” Tyler said, grabbing the latin boy and throwing him in the sled. Bridgette’s lips missed Alejandro, but lined up perfectly with the pole he was leaning on.

“Awh crahp.” She sighed.

Cody crawled while pulling Team Amazon. Heather and Courtney jumped on the sled. “Ugh, where WERE you guys. This crop top was not made for the Yukon!” Heather complained.

“I think my hair is frozen solid!” Courtney complained.

“Gahys? Ah liytle hahlp hehre?” Bridgette asked.

♩♩

“Reaylly?” Bridgette complained.

“I think I’ll let Failure and Chris off the hook and make this a Bridgette and Team Cody special!” Chris laughed

Bridgette: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!

Team Cody: Ooh, mess.

Bridgette: It’s beating so hard it’s come out of my chest!

Team Cody: Ooh, chest.

Bridgette: I tried to fit two men in my soul!

Team Cody: Ooh, soul.

Bridgette: I ended up...STUCK TO A POLE!

Team Cody: She got stuck, should have ducked, worst of luck! Stuck! Stuck to a po-o-o-ole!

Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said!

Team Cody: Ooh, said!

Bridgette: Then when we went in he got pulled on a sled!

Team Cody: Ooh, sled!

Bridgette: He’s moved on, I’m still stuck in this place!

Team Cody: Ooh, place!

Bridgette: WILL SOMEBODY POUR WARM WATER ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

Team Cody: She got stuck, should have ducked, worst of luck, stuck, stuck to a po-o-ole. Stuck, stuck to a pole!

“So wehll you gahys help?” Bridgette asked.

Gwen and Courtney immediately stood up to go help her but Heather hit cody with the reins.

“Sorry, but this is a GAME. Mush!” Heather yelled.

“Sorry…” Cody whimpered as he crawled along with his team.

“LINDSAY? LINDSAY? LINDSA-AAAAAAAAAH!” Tyler was still calling for his forgotten flame when team chris’s sled veered right off a cliff.

Tyler (CONF): So maybe this wasn’t the absolute BEST choice I’ve ever made…

Tyler held onto the edge of the cliff and the rest of the team hung onto him and each other. “Quick question, how are we ALIVE?” Noah asked

“My super strong fingers.” Tyler boasted. “Always won at thumb wrestling! And scarred a few of the girls at school...I didn’t mean for it to go there so forcefully.”

“This is fun! Whee!” Izzy began bouncing up and down, causing Tyler to lose his grip slowly.

“No!” Tyler screamed as he barely held onto the cliff. Lindsay was strolling casually and saw them hanging.

“Tyler? Is that you! Oh no! Tyler!” Lindsay yelled.

“You know who I am?” Tyler gasped dramatically.

“Yeah! You’re Tyler! We hooked up on the first season. You were eliminated in the episode Phobia Factor and recieved 19th place!” Lindsay grinned.

“How do you know that?” Tyler asked.

“You’re on Nikipedia.” Lindsay cheerfully showed her phone to the camera.

“She remembers me….she...remembers...ME!” Tyler screamed, as he launched himself and hsi team upwards, and right back into their sled.

“That’s...not exactly how gravity works, but I’ll take it!” Trent grinned.

Cody crawled to the finish line and fainted. “Cody’s Angels take first place and first class!”

“YES!” Heather cheered as the whole group celebrated hugging.

“Need...water…” Cody mumbled.

“Don’t worry honey, I’ve got water for you right here…” Sierra brought him up to her mouth, drooling.

“ACTUALLY I THINK I’M FULLY HYDRATED GONNA GO BACK ON THE PLANE NOW, THANKS!” Cody said and ran away.

“Failure and Chris better get a move on cause Team Cody is finished!” Chris boomed with his megaphone.

“Cody’s already done? We gotta go!” Tyler announced. He grabbed Lindsay in his arms. “Let’s go, babe!”

Ezekiel was close to the finish with Team Failure, but it was still just Eva and Leshawna. “Where IS everyone!” Eva grumbled. Suddenly, DJ, Harold, and Justin came running to the sled.

“Where WERE YOU?” Eva yelled.

“I was taking care of my new best friend, Sealy the seal!” DJ smiled and cradled the seal. “And they’ve been fighting since the challenge “ he said, gesturing to Harold and Justin.

“You’re just mad that I’m beautiful!” Justin scoffed.

“You’re only beautiful by western standards of beauty! By eastern european standards of 1398, I’m a total stud!” Harold scoffed.

“Stop fighting, you idiots. We need to WIN!” Eva bellowed, so loud it shook the icebergs.

Eva (CONF): Sometimes I may get a liiiiile bit too intense.

Ezekiel ran the rest of Failure to the finish line. “We won eh!” Ezekiel cheered.

“Nope. I said you need ALL of your members. And you’re missing…” Chris began.

“BRIDGETTE!” All six members yelled at once.

“AHM HEYRE!” Bridgette said, carrying the pole.

“What happened to you, girl!” Leshawna asked.

“Lohng stohry shurt, I triyed to kiss alehandrow end ended up wif dis pol.” Bridgette said, sadly.

Leshawna (CONF): I’m gonna pretend I understood that.

“So we win now, right!” DJ cheered.

‘“Nope, you’re still missing…” Chris began.

“LINDSAY!” The team yelled.

“Can you let me finish my statement next time?” Chris asked angrily. “Geez.”

Team Chris came barreling down the ice to the finish line. “Extreme!” Tyler slid across the ice past the finish line, with Lindsay behind them.

“Team Chris gets ‘you-weren’t-the-WORST-I-guess’ place!” Chris cheered.

“Good job, Tyler!” Trent cheered as he hugged him.

Tyler (CONF): Man, today was awesome! I went from a Total Drama Nobody to winning it for my team, AND reuniting with my girl! Everything is going Tyler’s way!

The confession cam collapsed on Tyler.

“Wait, Bridge, what happened with the pole?” Geoff asked.

“Weyll, ah-” Bridgette began

“Bridgette tried to swap spit with Alejandro and he had to go, meaning she got stuck.” Heather sneered.

Heather (CONF): I don’t actually have anything against Bridgette. I just wanted Alejandro to know that I SEE his game. Also, the fact that there was drama that I wasn’t involved in hurt me deeply.

“WHAT? I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU COULD DO THIS TO A HUMAN BEING!” Geoff yelled, turning around to Alejandro.

“Al, bro. I can’t believe she did this to you..” Geoff hugged him.

“Yes, I tried to stop her but she seduced me!” Alejandro began crying.

“We’re done!” Geoff said to Bridgette.

Bridgette (CONF): *sighs8

“Team Failure, failure to cross the finish leads to elimination tonight, where one of your butts is getting iced. PERMANENTLY.” Chris laughed as the team glared at Lindsay and Bridgette.

DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, Eva, and Justin sat discussing the boot.

“It HAS to be Bridgette tonight. Kissing another man is low.” Justin said, as Harold nodded.

“Stop slutshaming her. I don’t care who she swaps spit with, as long as it doesn’t lose us the challenge, like Lindsay swapping spit with Tyler did!” Eva complained

“I kinda want Bridgette to stay, eh.” Ezekiel admitted to strange looks.

Ezekiel (CONF): I mean, now we know she kisses guy she’s not dating, AND she’s single now! Talk about a score!

Team Failure sat at elimination. “Wow. To be frank, your guys’ performance was pretty pathetic. So it’s time for one of you to fall off a plane.” Chris grinned

Bridgette (CONF): *stamps reluctantly*

Lindsay (CONF): *stamps face*

Eva (CONF): *stamps angrily*

DJ (CONF): *lets the seal go from inside his shirt* It’s okay, little buddy. You’re fine here. You won’t be--

Chris ran into the confessional and threw the seal out of the plane.

DJ (CONF): WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?

“Alright, the votes are in.” Chris said. “Barfbags for Eva, Leshawna, and DJ.” All three caught their barfbags happily.

“Harold and Justin.” Chris called. The two stuck their toungues out at each other.

“Ezekiel.” Chris threw him the barf bag and he cheered.

“First time I’ve ever been safe at elimination, yo!” He cheered.

“Don’t get used to it.” Chris grinned. “Anyway, Bridgette and Lindsay. Your performances in the challenge today were equally abysmal. But the person taking the drop of shame is…

Lindsay!” He threw the barfbag to Bridgette.

“Really? Even I thought I was going home.” Bridgette sheepishly admitted.

“LINDSAY!” Tyler ran in. “They voted you out? Aww man...and we just got back together too!”

“It’s okay Tyler. I’ll be thinking about you all the time at Playa des Losers! Unless I forget your existence again.” Lindsay thought out loud.

“That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me.” Tyler teared up and the two began making out.

Chris kicked Lindsay out of the plane door. “BYYYYYYYE!” she yelled back.

“Well that’s one blonde down, and one blonde in VERY hot water.” The entirety of Team Failure stared at Bridgette. “What will happen next? Find out on Total...Drama….World Tour!”