User blog:Nalyd Renrut/If Nalyd Got to Cast a Survivor All-Stars

Basically a parody of Survivor, if I got to pick 20 people to return. Mostly people who got ignored because of screenhogs, but a few legitimate all-stars, and Purple Kelly.

Season Summary

Twenty former contestants were chosen to return. Despite CBS's protests and desire to find crazed or potentially dangerous contestants and recruit "fans," Jeff insisted that they let a five-year viewer cast the show.

Twists this season include absolutely nothing. It's normal Survivor.

The season takes place in Samoa, naturally.

Contestant History

Contestant	Original Tribe	Swapped Tribe	Merged Tribe	Finish	Total Votes
Natalie White Survivor: Samoa	Kornjaca			First Voted Out Day 3	4
Kat Edorsson Survivor: One World	Kornjaca			Second Voted Out Day 6	5
Stephen Fishbach Survivor: Tocantins	Kornjaca			Third Voted Out Day 9	5
Dave Ball Survivor: Samoa	Kornjaca			Fourth Voted Out Day 12	7
Troy "Troyzan" Robertson Survivor: One World	Skilpad			Fifth Voted Out Day 12	9
Kim Spradlin Survivor: One World	Skilpad	Skilpad		Sixth Voted Out Day 15	6
Marty Piombo Survivor: Nicaragua	Skilpad	Skilpad		Seventh Voted Out Day 18	6
John Cochran Survivor: South Pacific	Kornjaca	Kornjaca		Eighth Voted Out Day 21	8
Jane Bright Survivor: Nicaragua	Skilpad	Kornjaca			1
Jud "Fabio" Birza Survivor: Nicaragua	Skilpad	Kornjaca
Robert "Big Bob" Crowley Survivor: Gabon	Kornjaca	Skilpad			7
Malcolm Freberg Survivor: Philippines	Skilpad	Kornjaca
Abi-Maria Gomes Survivor: Philippines	Kornjaca	Skilpad			1
Ace Gordon Survivor: Gabon	Kornjaca	Skilpad
Ken Hoang Survivor: Gabon	Skilpad	Skilpad			1
Sierra Reed Survivor: Tocantins	Skilpad	Skilpad			1
Kelly Shinn Survivor: Nicaragua	Kornjaca	Kornjaca			3
Susie Smith Survivor: Gabon	Skilpad	Skilpad
Stephanie Valencia Survivor: Redemption Island	Kornjaca	Skilpad			3
Shannon "Shambo" Waters Survivor: Samoa	Skilpad	Kornjaca

Episode Summaries

Episode One - "These Buffs Have Obnoxious Colors"

Jeff Probst introduces the twenty contestants and puts them onto two tribes of ten; Dave Ball, Bob, Cochran, Kat, Stpehen, Abi-Maria, Ace, Kelly, Stephanie, and Natalie on Kornjaca, and Jane, Fabio, Malcolm, Ken, Marty, Sierra, Troyzan, Susie, Kim, Stephanie, and Shambo on Skilpad. Bob immediately requests to be called "Big Bob" for the duration of the season; Jeff and everyone else comply.

The first reward and immunity challenge is to see which tribe can be the loudest and craziest. Kornjaca makes a valiant effort, Cochran takes off his sweatervest, Kelly tries to quit, Abi-Maria calls people "stupid," but Natalie's manners hold them back. Skilpad easily wins when Fabio rocks out, Troyzan screams and beats his chest, and Shambo talks to chickens; all qualities valued by the producers.

Back at the Kornjaca camp, an alliance has formed between Big Bob, Dave Ball, and Ace. Ace, knowing math, realizes that an alliance of three on a tribe of ten is not a good idea. Meanwhile, Stephanie, Kelly, and Kat have formed an alliance. Stephen decides to team up with Cochran, Abi-Maria and Natalie. Big Bob, Dave Ball, and Ace are targeting Kelly because they think she will quit again. Kelly, Stephanie, and Kat want to vote out Natalie because she lost the challenge. Stephen tells his alliance to vote for Big Bob, but refuses to disclose any reason. The alliances all vote how they are supposed to, except for Cochran who flips and votes for Natalie. Natalie was eliminated by a vote of 4-3-3.

"My word!" Natalie said.

"Classic Cochran," Jeff said, snuffing Natalie's torch.

Episode Two - "A Tribe with Momentum"

At the Kornjaca camp, Stephen is sad that Cochran flipped. Cochran explains that he's not used to being surrounded by girls, so he's going to work with Kelly, Stephanie and Kat. Big Bob makes jewelry and sells it to local Samoans.

At the Skilpad camp, Ken has Marty and Troyzan fight each other so he can pretend that he is playing video games. Malcolm and Fabio start the "Long Hair Don't Care" alliance. Shambo, Sierra, Kim, Susie, and Jane form a women alliance. They allow Malcolm to join when he disguises himself as a a buff woman speaking in a slightly higher voice.

At the reward/immunity challenge, the contestants have to throw a coconut and smash tiles that spelled "#SURVIVORMELTDOWN." Skilpad takes an early lead thanks to Shambo, until Dave Ball nearly ties it up. He fails and Skilpad wins. The reward was immunity.

Back at Kornjaca, Stephanie tells Kelly, Kat, and Cochran that she wants to blindside Dave Ball. Cochran flips and tells Dave Ball. Ace gets Stephen and Abi-Maria to join his alliance with Big Bob and Dave Ball. Cochran flips bck to Stephanie, Kelly, and Kat, telling them there is a now an alliance of four. Dave Ball is spared, Kat is voted out 5-3-1.

Episode Three - "#REWARDCHALLENGE"

At the Kornjaca camp, Stephen takes Cochran's lunch money. Stephanie realizes that she's now in trouble, so she reads the R.H. (Russel Hantz) rules. She tells Ace that he is bald and should wear a fedora, then burns Jeff Probst's hat. This angers her tribe who keep saying she is the next to go. Kelly buys a bracelet from Big Bob.

At the Skilpad camp, Jane and Marty fight. The lack of screentime makes it clear which tribe will win.

The reward challenge is irrelevant and so is the immunity challenge; Skilpad dominate both. Big Bob cries after the immunity challenge.

Once the Kornjaca tribe goes back to their campsite, Dave Ball realizes that they have voted out too many women and becomes uncomfortable being surrounded by so many men. He tells Stephanie and Kelly to vote for Stephen. Abi-Maria is on board for voting out Stephen. Ace refuses to flip on Stephen, and so does Cochran, surprisingly. Big Bob, however, doesn't mind it and votes Stephen. Stephen is voted out 5-3, but gives himself a Fishy.

Episode Four - "So Intense"

At the Kornjaca camp, Abi-Maria suddenly gets screentime, which does not bode well for her. She yells at Dave Ball. Ace gets a confessional that reveals that Abi has actually been very pleasant up until now, and is surprised at her outburst. Abi interrupts the confessional and calls him bald. Big Bob builds a small textile mill in Samoa which he sells to the government.

At the Skilpad camp, Malcolm has become the leader of the female alliance. The girls all think he is a buff woman name Mally. Tryozan puts sticky notes everywhere that read "My island," "My hut," "My sand," and "My Ken." This annoys Fabio who didn't want to read, but now has to to make sure he doesn't touch Troyzan's things. Susie does not get any screentime.

Jeff "Sassypants" Probst reveals that both teams will be going to Tribal Council. The challenge is for individual immunity, the contestants must say which former player said famous quotes like "Snakes and rats," "I can get loud too," and "..." (the answers to those are Sue Hawk, Sandra D., and Brett Clouser.) Cochran and Susie win immunity, but, instead of Susie, Jeff gives immunity to Malcolm, who he decides is a more interesting player.

The Kornjaca tribe is targeting Abi-Maria due to her annoying behavior, but she tells them all they have an idol. She tells them to vote out Dave Ball or she will play it. They fall for her blatant lie and Dave Ball is voted out 6-1.

Meanwhile, the Skilpad tribe is basically being totally controlled by Malcolm. The girls all want to vote out Troyzan because he has claimed Shambo's mullet as "My mullet." Meanwhile, Marty has formed an alliance with Ken, but it's not important because they also just listen to Malcolm. Troyzan is voted out 9-1.

Episode Five - "The Spicy Meatball"

The two tribes receive tree-mail saying to send their four strongest players to compete in the challenge. Kornjaca chooses Ace, Big Bob, Abi-Maria, and Stephanie, as suggested by Cochran. Cochran explains that it's probably a tribe swap and this will help him get rid of those people. Skilpad chooses Fabio, Jane, Malcolm, and Shambo. Kim takes this opportunity to strike a deal with Marty and Ken.

It's a tribe swap. Ace, Big Bob, Abi-Maria, and Stephanie are now on Skilpad, Fabio, Jane, Malcolm, and Shambo are now on Kornjaca. The challenge is that one where the contestants throw each other and try to get balls to people on a platform to have them throw into a hoop, the one that took out Mike Borassi. The new members of Kornjaca easily win it.

At the new Kornjaca camp, Cochran is upset that he's now alone on a tribe with four new people, forgetting Kelly's existence as so many others have. Malcolm is upset that he no longer has his girl alliance. Fabio pees in the ocean. Shambo and Jane plan to blindside Malcolm, angered that he tricked them about his gender.

At Skilpad, there is a clear divide between the new and old members. Thinking she'll get a better edit this way, Susie flips on her old tribe and votes for Kim with Big Bob, Abi-Maria, Ace, and Stephanie. Ken, Marty, Sierra, and Kim vote for Big Bob, who is outraged and shuts down his textile mill, causing a serious problem with the Samoan economy.

Episode Six - "Blue as Jeff's Shirt"

At the Skilpad camp, Ken forms a new alliance, the Gabon alliance, with Big Bob, Susie, and Ace, which, when added to the Kornjaca alliance of Abi-Maria and Stephanie, leaves Sierra and Marty on the outs. Stephanie notes that they could potentially throw the challenge and vote out Sierra and Marty, thus helping Kornjaca at the merge.

At Kornjaca, the three pairs of Malcolm and Fabio, Cochran and Kelly, and Shambo and Jane have been established. There isn't much screentime given to this tribe.

The immunity challenge is to swim out, solve a puzzle, swim back, and smash a tile. Cochran foolishly wears his sweatervest into the ocean, causing him to sink down. Fabio saves him while peeing in the ocean. While this drama unfolds, Malcolm wins the challenge.

The Gabon-Kornjaca alliance on Skilpad target Marty because he keeps using the phrase "back in my day," which annoys his younger tribemate, Ken. Marty is voted out 6-1-1.

Episode Seven - "I Don't Trust Her as Far as I Can Throw a Challenge"

Sierra has a breakdown and cries at the Skilpad camp, causing the #SURVIVORMELTDOWN to appear on the screen. Stephanie gets the team on board with throwing the next challenge to vote out Sierra. Susie is hesitant, but nobody cares.

At the Kornjaca camp, Cochran accidentally spills all the rice, sets the hut on fire, and releases their chickens (oh, they won chickens as a reward at some point). This outrages his tribe.

A really incredible challenge is set up, but they never get to do it because Jane tells Jeff that they are forfeiting the challenge to vote off Cochran. Stephanie is upset that she didn't think to forfeit. Jeff allows this. Cochran is voted out 5-1. Cochran asks Jeff for a consolatory shoulder rub, but Jeff refuses and has Cochran escorted off the premises.

Voting History

Contestant	1	2	3	4		5	6	7	8
Jane					Troyzan			Cochran
Fabio					Troyzan			Cochran
Big Bob	Kelly	Kat	Stephen	Dave Ball		Kim	Marty
Malcolm					Troyzan			Cochran
Abi-Maria	Big Bob	Kat	Stephen	Dave Ball		Kim	Marty
Ace	Kelly	Kat	Stephanie	Dave Ball		Kim	Marty
Ken					Troyzan	Big Bob	Marty
Sierra					Troyzan	Big Bob	Ken
Kelly	Natalie	Cochran	Stephen	Dave Ball				Cochran
Susie					Troyzan	Kim	Marty
Stephanie	Natalie	Cochran	Stephen	Dave Ball		Kim	Marty
Shambo					Troyzan			Cochran
Cochran	Natalie	Dave Ball	Stephanie	Dave Ball				Jane
Marty					Troyzan	Big Bob	Sierra
Kim					Troyzan	Big Bob
Troyzan					Kim
Dave Ball	Kelly	Kat	Stephen	Abi-Maria
Stephen	Big Bob	Kat	Stephanie
Kat	Natalie	Cochran
Natalie	Big Bob